When was the last time we discussed this pone?I don't know. So let's.Old horse: >>9976410
GO TO BED SETH EDITION
>>9979314Good pony after magic duel and I hope she come back.
>>9979314Just last night I believe
The master bitch of all magic spells!
>>9979314>TRIXIE THREADYOU BEEFED IT NANAKED
New thread, It's ok... No mroe tears
For God's sake, just ignore them. Stop giving them shit to talk about and they'll get bored.
How about we discuss obscure background ponies.
>>9979314She still exists?
Do NOT link this thread in the old horse.
>>9979360WE CAN TALK ABOUT THE DIAMOND DORKS SOME OTHER TIMEGO TO BED CAIT SITH
>>9979380I wouldn't be surprised if they're just responding to themselves to piss people off.
>>9979314We had a Trixie one a few days ago.I like her.>>9979386Wouldn't they find it anyway?
>>9979382Lets dicuss G3
>>9979398So? Let them wear themselves out. Samefagging can only get you so far.
>>9979380they have /b/ people talking to them.
>>9979380I wish the janitor was here when it mattered.
good night mlpg
>>9979408>implying this isn't the janitor "at work"
>>9979402NO. G3 NEVER HAPPENED. WE CANNOT SPEAK OF IT.
>>9979406So it's the reactions they get that keep them here.It would work better if everyone just filtered them.
>>9979398We arent. Honestly, give us a chance. We play nice if we arent attacked.>>9979406No samefagging here bud. each of us is a proud bread-der>>9979408We arent rule breaking>>9979412night!
>>9979409Cloud Kicker is very displeased
HEY GUYS, SHOULD I LINK THE SEKRET SUB SITE TOO!?
>>9979419But why Anon?
>>9979354I hope that she retains that Narcissistic attitude of hers.
>>9979431Everyone already knows what it is you fucking tard.
>>9979434I TOLD YOU. IT NEVER HAPPENED.
Sweetie incest here?
>>9979368Avatarfagging and hitting the image limit just kills and ruins everything, doesn't it?
>>9979440>not using the superior addressIt's what we bought it for.
>>9979431>>9979440It was raided by /b/ tripfags once before, but we have moderation power there and the stuff was removed.We should have just gone straight there when /mlp/ was created.
>>9979452No. Do it in the dead threads. As is proper.
Would you rather be Celestia, Luna, or Trixie?
So which IRCs are whose? Are the ones in the linkboard MLPG's? There's one in the /mlp/ sticky too but I don't think it's 4chan's.
>>9979454Dis Be true
Useless, but maybe we could make a thread on /q/ asking why avatarfagging is allowed.
>>9979468Trixie! I want dicks inside of me and a collar.
>>9979465It's a marked improvement over the quality of the last few threads, honestly.
>>9979468I'd rather be Celestia so I could abuse my powers and take away Twilight's wings.
>>9979468Luna and do lewd things in ponies dreams
>>9979423Try talking to us like normal humans. Itll get you miles. Stop assuming things about us, and learn.>>9979454apparently so
>>9979452check the ded horse
>>9979458I really don't know why we dont just move. There's actual fucking moderation there. I think we're just afraid it'll turn into another fimchan.
>>9979458we still can
wtf? you guys don't delete old threads? how the fuck do you keep posting pony images then?
>>9979482It's allowed here because it's fucking impossible to enforce, and people that do it just evade their bans anyway.
>>9979459I'M WARNIG YOU. QUIT POSTING THAT SHIT.
>>9979497>Try talking to us like normal humansyou first
>>9979482It's allowed on /mlp/ so the avatarfags have a place to go and because moot doesn't give a fuck about /mlp/.
>>9979482Nah, it would just feed the stereotype that mlpg is the only one that bitches on /q/ about the board.
>>9979505CEREALY>>9979508Fine I'll stop
>>9979382This one's not my favorite but I really like her
>>9979482>making a thread on /q/>about /mlp/Pls dont do that.
>>9979458>>9979499>>9979503Fuck you. We hold the line.
>>9979505We let them die a natural death. We have enough porn to last multiple threads anyways.
>>9979505We never run out.
>>9979485I know if I were Celestia I'd do my best to make your belly bulge with my girth~
>>9979505It's a concept called posting different images. It's pretty cool
>>9979423I liked just using the default 4chan extensions. I guess I'll finally have to get a filter.
>>9979530There is no point. It's been over a year.
>>9979505They don't feel the need to post images with every picture.>>9979521Shame on you, you ruined a random horsefuckers thread and made him delete it due to your own stupidity.
>>9979530This isn't dubai anon, we don't have to press on.
>>9979482Because the threads about the janitor got so much done./q/, and by extension, the rest of the site, doesn't care what happens in /mlp/.Welcome to the gulag.
>>9979497Well, that's an excuse we can put on the "lame" side, now lets talk about /b/ only being used for anonymity.
>>9979534I'd do my best to swallow every last drop of your cum and present my slutyt rump to you.
>>9979499Stagnation. It's what happened to Ponychan. And of course overzealous moderation.
>>9979505I noticed this, its so akward.>>9979512I have been more polite than any of your people. You cant deny that.I mean, try me. Ask a civil question. We're here to learn about you, is there anything you want to learn about us?Please try not to make this an arguement>>9979531but you delete the posts with porn, why?
>>9979552>images with every picture.#beef
So this is where it ends, huh?Mods won't even control it. Moot doesn't even care. I'm not sharing this thread with /b/read.See you later space cowboy.
>>9979552But if I don't post with an image how will anybody pay attention to my post? :/
>>9979572The janitor does that because pornography is against the rules
>>9979552Whut? I did not do anything
>>9979572>is there anything you want to learn about us?noplease leave
>>9979564That's a good pet. And good pets deserve treats.
>>9979571>overzealous moderationOur team isn't full of attentionwhores though, I highly doubt they'd go full retard and ban shit they don't like because they can.
>>9979546>>9979557If we retreat to the sub, we'll turn into another ponychan. The reason we stay here is because when they're not retarded, occasionally newcomers are good for MLPG. Going to the sub would kill us.WE.HOLD.THE LINE.
>>9979452I'll keep going in the old horse.
>>9979572>anything you want to learnI have been here for 3 years now. I know all I need to about /b/ and its posters.
>>9979585But he doesnt ban?>>9979591See, confrontational.Lets try and get along. Remember me saying treat us like humans?>
Hey MLPGJust stopping in to to a post game thing. What I could do better, what you'd like to see, what would make the quest more enjoyable. Things died again and I'm hoping I can figure out what it is I''m doing wrong.
>>9979587Anon, if you keep posting that, you'll rustle my jimmies.
>>9979572>Please try not to make this an argument.>He says in MLPG.>Where MLPG can't even do that with itself.Dude, we even like each other and we argue more then a married couple with a heavy drinking problem.
We had worse in /co/ getting bombed with costanza spambots and beast porn. Filter and move on.
>>9979618I asked you nicelywhat else could you possibly want
>>9979618MAKE YOUR OWN FUCKING THREAD SHITSTAIN
>>9979605I don't care anymore, I just want us to be left alone.
>>9979560Don't you guys have IDs? It's probably than all this samefagging going on in here. Per thread ID might be nice.
>>9979622What quest is this?
>>9979572Let me tell you something:The entire rest of 4chan really really really dislikes /b/. It's not because /b/ says "niggers" or because /b/ posts loli pics or any of that. It's the attitude and posting style and board culture and the fact that the majority of /b/ posters are underaged. I used to love /b/. When I was 16. I haven't even visited in many years and there is a reason. The number one reason I dislike being moved to /mlp/ is because one look at the front page tells you the majority of posters are fresh from /b/. I hate being on /b/, if I wanted to go there I would.
>>9979618>Lets try and get along.we dont want to. we have our own threads for a reason because we dont like you and your kind.
>>9979625I would catch a Twilight hurtling at me at high speed.
>>9979572And you people come from /b/? Yet are acting friendly like this?
>>9979616>I have been here for 3 years now./mlp/ isn't three years....Wait a minute....He's only been on 4chan for 3 years!
>>9979648A lot of people have suggested it in the thread but there's always the fags that go "hurrr sentenal" because he mentioned it one time.
>>9979622text quest don't attract many peopleit's not necessarily the content or your ability, drawn quests are simply preferred
>>9979653Exactly.Everyone likes /b/ when they're young and LOL SO EDGY XD.Then they grow up.>mfw saying that while posting cartoon horses
>>9979622It seems like the times are becoming more irregular or I'm just having trouble keeping track. Tell me, for sure, exactly when your next session will be and I'll be there no more than an hour late.
>>9979618I do hope you realize all you are doing is acting like the shiny lamp that attracts the generals hateanons like moths, right?For the post part I doubt the general even cares you are here.In a way, it's kinda good you are here because holy shit the hateanons get getting really grating when they were just attacking the artists we got.
>>9979622was that tonight?Let me read over it and then I'll give my opinion.
>>9979622check tgchan for advice on running a quest
>>9979692yeah, but brony threads in /b/ were the opposite of edgy
>>9979670In MLPG you fucking twit.
>>9979572We don't feel the need to avatarfag because it eats up the imagecount and it's unnecessary.Most of us don't wear names or tripcodes unless we contribute something besides adding to the bump/imagecount.We have tried explaining this to you numerous times.If you're not going to respect the way WE work, while demanding that we respect YOU, we're not going to get along. I'm asking you politely, to please leave, and take your friends with you.
I'm freakin' out
>>9979468Trixie.I'd rather be a pone with little power so when someone or something wants to rape me brutally I wouldn't have the ability to stop them.
>>9979698>acting like the shiny lamp that attracts the generals hateanons like mothsjustaskekaiu.tiff
>>9979667IT'S A TRICK ANON!THEY JUST WANT TO EXPLODE THEIR YELLOW VANS ON YOU!
>>9979596I open my mouth. Yes mistress.
jesus crhist MLPG sucks tonight
>>99796163 years... eh. Wouldnt try and tell b youre an oldfag after 3 years... but ok...>>9979633Well maybe we can try and build a nicer relationship between bread and mlpg? I mean, it cant barely get worse...>>9979638A nice conversation. thats all we ever wanted>>9979641Please, if you have nothing to add, filter me, or ignore. On b, we reccommend ignore, filtering seems so ham handed>>9979648Yes, b has poster id, helps cure samefags, i miss it here/>>9979653b is more polite than the people here have been.Maybe come back to bread, look at how the posters there are. more mature than this bunch of newfriends>>9979656We dont want to. well. theres the problem.>your kind.And what is that?>>9979667yeah. heres the thread>>>/b/474057710We tried to shake hands, your lot have been mean in return. whoda thunk it/>>9979698I know... bit we have to try.Well, if i tie up your trolls, thats kinda like w=how we tie the newfags up in b. i guess the circle is compete!
Call me crazy, but I'm glad /b/ is here. It's good for them to take the flak out contributors have been getting for no fucking reason.
>>9979736What would make it better, Anon?
>>9979738Building a house with that wall of text?
>>9979711MLPG isn't even three years old.Holy shit, mlpg is almost 3 years old!!
>>9979745don't worry I'll be shitposting about tex tomorrow
>>9979720Also if someone wanted me as their pet, there's no possible way I could seriously fight backNot that I would anyway
what I don't get is how "/co/" got even more horsefuckery than the rest of /mlp/. Really guys?
>>9979738Is like talking to a child.
>>9979754I am going to stab you
Fuck it. I'm going to the sub. I don't care if it gets one post per month.
>>9979782Now I can't erp with nurnaki. Fucking breadfags.
>>9979738>Well maybe we can try and build a nicer relationship between bread and mlpg? I mean, it cant barely get worseOurs and your relationship was just fine until you idiots started bothering us.
>>9979738Word from the wise..Don't do that...the wall of replies, yeah, the general hates those.I know we move fast but you can pick or choose who you respond to...Not trying to sound dickish, just leveling with you.
>>9979782WAITWHAT ABOUT THAT TRIXIE STORYDON'T LEAVE US LIKE THATYou are now remembering how fun this game was.
>>9979782Don't die in your sleep, your body won't be found for weeks.
>>9979766Good, it's not like we w-want you to leave or anything!~
>>9979796I'm going too.
>>9979738The reason you're not recieving the welcome you would want is that you're doing things that aren't typically welcomed in here. Not to mention the posting structure and nature of your posts don't really fly here. Just don't be obnoxious and understand that things work differently around here.
>>9979733To be honest, we should move to Skype or the ded horse. The general seems to be shit enough as it is, no sense making everyone even more mad.
>mfw 4/20 general is looking to be the worst hiatus day yet
>>9979738your not being nice though, you are being passive aggressive by not using overtly hostile language to piss people off. Its like that other anon has said, we have tried to tell you how WE do things and you are not respecting that, and in turn we will not respect you.
>>9979825keep going you faggotsI'm enjoying this
What turns something on /co/ into a general anyways?
>>9979740practice makes perfect!
Day 624/19/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 5,624 (Running Total: 390,097)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 27,796 (Running Total: 1,653,175)You know what? Just... no comment today.
I just want to say thanks to the more recent newfriends that decided to join us. Thank you for not acting this way when you first started to post. You may have different tastes in horses, or they may be the same, but your general assimilation to the thread was more than satisfactory.
>>9979805Oh shit, so much nostalgia.Why hasn't anyone drawn a pony version of the MC of Custom Robo?
>>9979839If enough people want to talk about it every day it turns into a generalI think
>>9979680I understand, but I feel like its even lackign compared to my previous non drawn quests and its making me think im doing something wrong>>9979696I always have them Friday nights, sometiems extra if I'm able and I try to let people know a day ahead. I think maybe I'll just do Fridays only>>9979699I... kinda deleted it. It was getting spammed and I didn't think it was worth shitting up the front page any more then normal.
>>9979839regular, uninterrupted discussion
>>9979825>Nasally nerds ERPing as Celestia and a slutty pony.You better record that audio.
>>9979825>even the fetish fags want to ollie outtieMan, what a shitty day
>>9979852Man, these past couple of days have been shitty. Makes me miss Mito.
>>9979712I said ask me, not tell me. i leant lots about you guys!I respect your way, its different, i dont follow it. That doesnt mean we cant talk to one another in a civil manner, does it? Its not hard to make new threads. I mean, we get banned so often, we make them far more regualrly>>9979745Youre welcome I guess.Shitpost board, taking shitposts from newfags.At your service!>>9979753Apparently its a culture difference, we try to reply to everyone who posts to us, gets messy here, cus no poster id. makes it hard to track who im talking too...>>9979779I...cant work out which thats in response too>>9979782night!>>9979799>idiotsCome on.You arent even trying.>>9979801So ive learnt, but our politeness, is reply to everything one says to you. cant afford to wait 30 secs on everything here...Appreciate the heads up though.>>9979820Night>>9979824Oh, im learning. Some poeple explain kindly, some dont. It'd be nice to show you lot how we work too, but obviously b gets bans, so most of you would get in trouble>>9979833No, im not being passive agrressive, im getting stressed from the hate im getting.>>9979853Unfortunately, we arent trying to be like you, hard as that is to fathom. We're making it clrear we're diffefrent, and have our own ways, but still want to try and build some bonds.
>>9979839fans of the fandom
>>9979852Apologies, Leth-kun.Sudoku shall be committed a.s.a.p
>>9979884>that qt markwhat?
>>9979852Leth has no words.Truly a horrible night for mlpg
>>9979622Just read thishttp://tgchan.org/wiki/Advice_for_Running_a_QuestIt's better than the advice I would have given you.
>>9979892>pony creator OCs>any moment within this dimension
>>9979892>WE WANT TO BE FRIENDS>WE ARE GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR THREADS XDYou're too slow.
>>9979892I'm not talking about you people, I'm talking about the genuine posters that joined us before.
>>9979875Holy shit, that's unheard of.
>>9979929She's funny and exuberant and silly and crazy.
>>9979929She's a grumpy butt
>>9979929She's sort of a god but not reallyReally, she's more of a kindly adviser that's just so above everyone else that you can't help but love her
>>9979892>Keeps making walls.>Has no idea why the rest of the general is getting hostile-er.Just...i know, culture difference, but try to respect ours when you are in our house?Tone it down to a few replies, you can do it!I BELIEVE IN YOU!
y'all are retardedpeace niggaz
>>9979982Im pretty sure that goes under "role"
>>9979989But...I DO want a pony version of the Custom Robo MC...Unless there's a joke that I'm missing.
>>9979931Hey. You guys dont clean your threads up after filling them... another difference... it makes life... hard...>>9979942We are hardly shitting your threads up. Its all pony. I mean, we could shit your threads up, we're b. But thats not our goal here.>>9979984Im typing fast as i can to minimize it, but im kinda getting a lot to chew on!
>>9979989jesus fuck dash calm down
>>9979999Good night, quads.
>>9979875You mean the /b/ fucks made the thread better?!
>>9979892>No, im not being passive agrressiveYes you are, because despite the fact we have explained why you are getting flak for what you are doing you continue to do it anyways. You know exactly what you are doing wrong, yet you still act like the hate you are receiving is unwarranted.
>>9979929She's studious and used to be snarky, she's funny and loves books, while trying her best to break out of her own shell and be more sociable.
>>9979892>Reply wallPlease stop doing this. Certain situations this is accepted and not frowned upon but doing it constantly provideds some annoyance for many in the thread. Just keep it to one or two replies. You aren't obligated to respond to every thing.>Oh, im learning. Some poeple explain kindly, some dont. It'd be nice to show you lot how we work too, but obviously b gets bans, so most of you would get in troublePractically no one wants to go there no offense. Though people are getting really frustrated with you because you're being told the same things repeatedly and not heeding their words. It's not rocket science.
>>9980009Custom Robo was fucking baller.
>>9980028Why yes, how'd you know I was making alfreado?
>>9980034TAKE ME, MY QUEEN
>>9980046NO TWILIGHT NOCOME TO MY HOUSE INSTEAD
>>9980060put it all in one picture you shitass
>>9980089>Braeburn gets his first stoned blowjob
>>9980022Come on, politeness man./b/tards maybe? At least that ones accepted///>>9980033Most of the hate is merely for being an outsider. Its eliteism f the highest degree, and hurr durr fuck you.>>9980039Im trying, a lot fo people have things to say to me though...And like i said, yes, youve told me about the replies, I know, its different, Im sorry, but yeah... its impolite not to...im typing fast to minimize it... maybe some day when everyone isnt hunting my head...come lurk bread though. youll see we arent so bad.
would you eat a $50 twilight burrito
>>9980049You heard me...They constantly shit the generals up with their posting.They fact that they got fucked and left is great!
>>9980082>shitassJohn Waters pls
>>9979929She's a tomboy who has a hard time doing the sorts of things she's expected to be able to do. She's a big fan of one of the main characters and seems to think of her as an older-sister figure, even though they're not related.Other than that, she tries to be tough and brave like her role-model, although she's had varying levels of success with that.
>>9980103eliteism f the highest degree, and hurr durr fuck you.Welcome to MLPG!
>>9980109>comidasI would pay $50 pesos
>>9980103Another anon I haunted /b/read once with spooky ghosts.
>>9980103>Most of the hate is merely for being an outsider. Its eliteism f the highest degree, and hurr durr fuck you.You ARE learning!
>responding to an obvious troll for several hoursGoddamn, this place is shitty tonight.
What the fuck is up MLPG you all know what day it isIt's dray day for dat 'dro
>>9980109what the fuck is it with ponies and mexican food
>>9980144I should buy this.
>>9980060>>9980074Is this supposed to be funny?
>>9980109Es eso en Vips?
>>9980164... Where the fuck is this?
>>9980173Demasiado barato para ser vips.
>>9980134Have you Drawn Twilycorn yet?
>>9980103>Most of the hate is merely for being an outsider. Its eliteism f the highest degree, and hurr durr fuck you.partly especially since you readily admit you are from the /b/read. but its also you know the fact you consistently act in a way that is disliked by the thread as a whole.
>>9980180Buen punto.Sanborns probablemente?
mane plssave us
>>9980103>for being an outsiderYou just dont fucking get it. We've had new posters come from /b/ and they lurked and joined us in a nice orderly fashion. What you're doing is purposely shitting the place up. You know what you're doing and you won't stop, and you will receive no hospitality from me.
Can we finally come out?>these past threads
>>9980110I guess youre welcome?/b/read. Curing cancer, in our own way, everywhere!>>9980140I noticed... I hoped it wouldnt be as bad as it was made out to be... But... well, tonight hasnt been a warm reception...>>9980158Huh?>>9980161Yeah. I'm learning. Getting there. Obv, to be not an outsider, i need to go through this hazing. i stand strong>>9980162>Not a trollTry talking to me instead of the passive agression, lets chat, thats what im here for>>9980197make some compromises... why dont you come to us and try fitting in?
>>9980103You say elitism, but we are usually quite welcome to outsiders.Just, you are from the bad neighborhood and we fear for our property values...The rest of the channel wants a reason to get rid of us as it is.
>>9980164a restaurant next to bronycon raised prices, put ponies on the menus and called a $20 cheeseburger the brony special.
>>9980208Podría ser pero yo fui hoy mismo y no vi nada de caballos miniatura.
>>9980209>fight spam with more spamPorfis
>>9980222>i stand strongYou really haven't.
>>9980179San Diego. Around the time of Comic Con last year
>>9980222For the last time, we don't care about your shitty bread
working on the new one. i had most of it written out already, but i'm putting a lot of new stuff in. it'll be done soon, definitely before the night is through.oh, and he proposes to Rarity in this one.Bobby Roode unrelated.
>>9980221>>9980222OH GODITS OVER
>>9980179The Broken Yolk in San Diego. They changed the menu for SDCC.I met a local MLP group there, they were chill.
>>9980248There was a restaurant in-abouts San Diego who went pony for this? What's the title?
>>9980247>>9980253Why are you responding?
>>9980243why are you such a potato
>>9980229>property valuestop lel>perceived property valuesftfy
>>9980164>You know what it's time for now kiddies?>Rarity's Cooking Show!>"Now darlings, today we are going to make a recipe that's very near and dear to my heart">"RARITY'S BIG ASS CHEESYRITOS">for the rest of the show all you see is Rarity tossing ground beef logs and cheese bricks around the kitchen>while speaking perfect Spanish
>>9980269he's probably responding to himself to keep it going.
>>9980261See: >>9980260Really good food, too. Kind of a lengthy walk though.
did I miss something
>>9980281IS SWEETIE BELLE HELPING HER?
>>9980222>I noticed... I hoped it wouldnt be as bad as it was made out to be... But... well, tonight hasnt been a warm reception...That's because you are still doing the same shit that erks the people who post here.Constantly going "hurr i'm from the /b/read, lets be friends!" You could drop the whole where you are from and most of us would be cool with it.And the massive fucking reply walls. How many times do I have to drive it into your head. Just...fucking....stop it.
>>9980281If Rarity spoke Spanish, she'd probably sound more like a Spaniard than anything else. Mexicans would probably make fun of her for sounding so posh.
STOP RESPONDING FOR CHRISTS SAKE
>avatarfagging in 2013what the fuck is going on here
>>9980281>perfect, but very poorly accented Spanish>Rarity is the arch-Gringo
>>9980269Because it angers you.
>>9980311well she IS pish poshingest pone
>>9980221>>9980222OH GOD ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME
>>9980311But Spaniard Spanish sounds awful
>>9980218We arent quite the same.You arent listening...We're here to be from b, and foster better relations... not sink into your amorphous blob...>>9980229It isnt really welcoming... many people have said yes this place hates outsdiders...b loves you, tells us we should visit you all the time.We think youre a bad neighborhood and say no.>>9980247still here arent i>>9980258Erm... sorry... no>>9980289No, wouldnt do that>>9980303Ok, im not from bread, this is how i post. deal with it.Better?
>>9980297YOU BET YOUR SWEET ASS SWEETIE BELL IS BURNING SOUR CREAM IN THE BACKGROUND>>9980311They'd probably call her a gringo
>>9980222>Reply wall againOnce again people don't care for /b/read or whatever or wish to go there
>>9980322the /b/read is here to celebrate 4/20
Done stramming for the night and this is the product of over an hour of fondling my tablet until horses happened. Thanks for watching everyCroptoolGood night MLPG. Try not to stay up all night shitposting about /b/
I have Firefox. I have installed Greasmonkey. I click on the "Install" button for 4chan X and it just takes me to all of the code from the .js file layed out in my browser window. What am I doing wrong? How can I install 4chan X?
>That feel when you'll never get to ride the Twi-plug
>>9980222>make some compromises... why dont you come to us and try fitting in?because we dont fucking want too you dense moron. this is our house and you are shitting it up. we have told you what you could do to not garner such hostility but you readily ignore everyone
>>9980343thats not a wall.And if they refuse to check us out, how can the keep insulting us?
>>9980336>Ok, im not from bread, this is how i post. deal with it.And you wonder why the general doesn';t like you.
>>9980334In everywhere but Spain.So, yes, it would.That's kind of the problem with Spanish classes in the States - they don't generally teach conversational/casual/slang Spanish, so everything sounds really formal and toffee-nosed to people who grew up speaking Mexican/Puerto Rican/Columbian/etc. dialects.
>>9980163you know it nigga
>>9980336> I'm still hereFor certain values of 'here'
Sheesh, talk about busy fridays. So yeah, that little "delay" for the pone hunter stram lasted longer than anticipated.Would anyone still be down for a Monster Hunter 3 stram where you guys choose which pon to make the character out of?
>>9980351thats exactly what I'm talking about
>>9980164>tijuana street tacothis sounds like a modified illegal firearm or something that contains cocaine
>>9980243>fighting spam with humans and metaHA HA TIME FOR BLINGEES
>>9980324But it doesn't.
>>9980336>/b/ loves youThat's a laugh and one half. You remember the diplomat that joined your thread around 30 minutes ago? Yeah, guess who that is. You folks don't give a fuck about us, so drop the act. Atleast we're fucking honest about our spite.
>>9980374that's why the best way to learn a language isn't a class or a program, it's a one-way plane ticket. stranded-tourist teaches you language faster than anything else on God's green earth.
was rediv looking for me earlier?
>>9980371>how can the keep insulting us?because you fucks come here and keep doing stupid shit like this
>>9980371I checked it outi did not enjoy it, but then I also didn't post because I live in fear of getting banned
>>9980423Not that I could tell, the whole day has been shit. I would try tumblr or something broheim.
PONY HARDER FAGGOTS!
>>9980336>You arent listening..Coming from you, the literal king of ignoring us, this post is hilarious.
>>9980387>>9980382>announcing your filters
>>9980385>Panka giraffefucking genius
>>9980396>>9980164Every time I see those words I think of Silver Spoon learning to cook from her family's personal chef.
>>9980447> pony harderWhat if that's when they scream when they want to get fucked harder?Would you start a fitness routine knowing that it would improve your sexual fitness?
>>9980423DRAW ME A STONE LYRA FOR 4/20 PLS
STOP FUCKING RESPONDING TO IT FUCKWITSALRIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR A GODDAMN IMAGE DUMPPICK A FUCKING FOLDER AND DUMP IT, COCKBAG
>>9980464>stone Lyrai don't want a Lyra made out of stone, that doesn't sound like much fun at all.
>>9980467I take it she found his real-person fanfic between himself and Rarity?
>>9980466>ALRIGHT, IT'S TIME FOR A GODDAMN IMAGE DUMPJust not Twily, I've already got her covered.
>>9980464HOLY FUCKYESANON AND HER BLAZING IT?
>>9980385I'm guessing that's a big no?
>>9980369>insult again>not your house, a shared room, that you use more than me.You refuse to even treat me like a human, and just bitch, while refusing to even try out what im going through. I mean, if this is how peacemakers are treated, is there any wonder we all hate each other>>>9980382Dont announce filtering, bad form.If youd have just done it, without attention horsing yourself, youd be in the right...>>9980387Read above>>9980406the one who came on telling bread to take its spazzes back?And i mean the rest of b. They always tell us go back to /mlp/didnt you get the joke?>try being less confrontational next time, just droop in and say hi. watch the friendship.>>9980433>keepNo, its a rarity. Im here an a very very rare mission to try and be civil, worked a charm...>>9980441Yeah. bans are no fun... at least you had the decency to have a look...>>9980449Ive said, i hear you, i appreciate your way, but im sticking to my own. Ever visited a foreign country? you dont start praying to their gods.Oh god its a wall again, im sorry people
>>9980482YES EXACTLY>>9980473that's not what I meant but unfortunately that's what I typed
>>9980385go for ithopefully we'll ded
Not sure if anyone kept track, but how did that pony stream thing with LittleKuriboh go? Was it at all entertaining?
>>9980466or you could not image dump
>>9980385Im still here! missed your post, yes!
>nanaki spamming my shit with bostan marathon political bullshitthanks nanaki, this is just want i wanted when i followed your gay furry porn blog
>>9980490>Oh god its a wall again, im sorry peopleVirtually everything you've posted has been a reply wall.
>>9980496no. vamoose before we have to waste ammo on you.
>>9980385>>9980487Normally I would be, but it's 1:30 in the morning and I'm about to get off.
>>9980511>following nernakuThat's your fucking fault in the first place you furfag.
>>9980536Please stop with the bait posts. We get it. We fucking get it. Goddamn.
>>9980496It's not safe here right now. You and Ragamuffin should find a cave or something and hunker down for a while until things cool down.
>>9980515A lot of people reply to me...I have to reply to a lot of people...Filter and ignore...Youre guys dont have that one sorted yet.
>>9980550No, I don't think you do.
>/b/ guy comes in here to troll>everyone gets trolled by his postslooks like its a successful night for that guy
>>9980559> mfw that's actually a plausible cumshot if he's a zebra
>>9980531>>9980497Alrigthy. Starting a new character and I'll let you guys choose which pon it will be.in the email field
>>9980464>>9980490>you dont start praying to their gods.You also don't shit in their temples.
>>9980503I wanna be on when other people who want to write more Silver Spoon are in the thread. I miss those days and I wish we could stop fighting long enough to do it.
>>9980490>you dont start praying to their gods.no but you also dont take a huge shit on their chests either.
now i really miss /co/.
JANITOR!DO YOUR FUCKING JOB!
http://gyropedia.wikia.com/wiki/My_Little_Pony_GeneralTHE FUCK IS THIS?
>>9980573I'm nor so sure at this point. I think it might just be him samefagging in order to give the appearance of le epic trolling. Normally MLPG doesn't have the attention span to even shitpost for more than a few hours, but /b/tards are notorious for never giving up considering they've spent the past year and a half ban evading all day every day just so they can /soc/ with each other.
>>9980609I just miss 4 years ago before all this began and I lived in blissful ignorance of colorful horses and the horrible dregs of society who love them.
>>9980625too bad shitposting and trolling is allowed
i drew a pone during class because my professor was going over stuff that i already knew
>>9980625Save your breath anon, your cries fall on deaf ears. moot has forsaken us.
>>9980573Buddy, its the opposite of success.>came to say hi, and foster some interboard friendships>accused of instatroll>accusations make everything seem like trollHonestly, try talking to me, chat. Lets not let this be a complete failure. I like monsterhunteranon, im not here to cause distress>>9980588in email field>>9980598that is an escalation to the highest degreeim not breaking your rules. id have been banned if i as>>9980605read above. no laws broken
>>9980511>Tera-Butts updates every 5 minutes>with dumb shit that isnt art>inbox getting swamped, 100 emails notifications a day>cant unfollow him>"but he might draw porn soon!">and he doesgee thanks
>>9980636I miss waifuing cartoon characters and the rest of the site not hating me for it.
>>9980466DRUGSDUMP YOUR PONIES ON DRUGS FOLDER
>>9980584male zebras are known to take on harems of mates when a female zebra isn't available, because no single female pony can contain the sheer deluge that is a zebra orgasm.
>>9980651Not bad, but I'm gonna have to deduct points for shitty choice of horse.
>>9980640>The quality of posts is extremely important to this community. Contributors are encouraged to provide high-quality images and informative comments.
>>9980660Isn't it funny just how much we've grown to hate fluffy ponies?
>>9980634AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHI'M SO SCARED GUYS!
>>9980625he's only here at 3:00 PM.
>>9980687I love fluffy ponies, I just hate the people who have ruined them so thoroughly.
>>9980656actually i would say you are breaking rule number 6
>>9980640>Do not post the following outside of /b/: Trolls, flames, racism, off-topic replies, uncalled for catchphrases, macro image replies, indecipherable text (example: "lol u tk him 2da bar|?"), anthropomorphic ("furry"), grotesque ("guro"), post number GETs ("dubs"), or loli/shota pornography.
>>9980656This thread is not for chatting you retard.
>>9980634>The most notorious MLPG off-site corridor is MLPG.co . This is a site of the essential tools for the General, plus a solidly coded imageboard, operated by the Admin, FallenPineapple.
>>9980687I hate what they've become.They used to be alright for a chuckle here and there.
>>9980634>Cupcakes is our fault nowyeah okay.
>>9980711>loli/shota pornography.I love - LOVE - reporting all of those MS loli pictures people like to spew here on occasion.
>>9980711What if this is the janitor doing what we asked for on /q/ and backing off, quietly chuckling to himself the whole time?
>>9980634OH BOY WERE FAMOUSFUCK
>>9980669That is not ponies
>>9980711>trollingi'm from b remember, this isnt trolling.>>9980709>>>/mlp/rules/6not so much>>9980723Remind me what you use it for?>no names>no pics
>>9980729in the same way that Hitler is Noah's fault.
>>9980754to talk about the show not the life of a retard /b/fuck.
>>9980660the fuck is going on?
>>9980754I think he meant >>>/global/rules/6 but technically you're also breaking mlp rule 6
>>9980754You know nobody from 4chan is afraid of /b/ at all.
>>9980768it's all coming apart at the seams now
>>9980634It feels...weird being considered part of history.
>>9980680>you will never fuck one one your mares while the others help>one of them lies under your crotch with her rear pointing upwards andd cunt held wide open to catch your excess
>>9980634no one goes on gyropedia
>>9980686Too bad so many of them enjoy shitposting for attention
>>9980634Someone edit it to just say butts.
>>9980774actually i meant both. mlp rule 6 was put in place as /b/ and /co/ dont get along with eachother.
>>9980634at least it's fairly accurate.
>>9980799We already have our own shitposters dedicated to shitting the general up, we don't need anymore.
>>9980709Remember, we arent meant to be on b. Technically, im unbreaking the rules by being here...>>9980764wut?a bfuck?oh shit you mean /b/tard. jesus, summer already>>9980774im answering questions, with nice images, and read my response to mlp6 above>>9980786good. im not trying to make people afraid, im trying to make friends. but remember, b is hell, this is hardly a 'le troll' or epic raidz
So, my younger 3rd grade brother apparently has a fetish for facesitting involving extremely fat women.How can I turn this into a fetish for colorful cartoon ponies?
>>9980830>wut?>a bfuck?>oh shit you mean /b/tard. jesus, summer alreadyThis thread is to discuss the show not your life.
>>9980634>their example of the marker in use is in the Fluffy Pony General, when they could have posted the first time it was used, since they have a link to the archive right there>"elitist hivemind">spelling/grammar errors in the articleWelp. Guess I know what kind of quality to expect from gyropedia.
>>9980830yourself nor the relationship between this thread and the /b/read is on topic to this board or thread.
>that feel when unable to discuss fucking horses
>>9980830You are acting like we need to be /soc/ so you can fit in better?Why do we have to bend over backwards for you?Hmm?
>>9980852Someone just edited it for the better.
>>9980846How does your third grade brother have a fetish for ANYTHING?
>>9980634>that page nowOk, which one of you guys edited it?
>>9980874Do you lke bimbofication?
>>9980849Like every other thread on mlp?I dont want my life discussing, god no.>>9980859There is an epic flame war going on, be careful not to get burned>>9980866Kinda is though isnt it, ie, this is where we should be.>>9980874Which BG is youre favourite?>>9980880Oh god dont be soc, no.We just wanted to make some friends across the pond, cus yknow, same interests, and get rid of ome bad blood. looks like we rolled a critical fail.
>>9980885I have gotten erections from transformation sequences since I was in like preschool, but I never knew why or categorized it as a "fetish" until I was thirteen and got a computer.
>>9980885Fuck if I know.But he has some images of it saved and his internet history is filled with it.I should have forced him to watch mlp.
>>9980846Is he Ross?
>>9980796>"would you be a dear, and fetch me a cup?">"i'd hate for you to miss anything that could knock you up."
>>9980928i honestly dont care if /b/read is on this board, just stay the fuck away from us
>>9980859you should be running
>>9978884i don't know what I'm doinggoodnight mlpg
Good night, MLPG
>>9980928You have all of /mlp/. If you really insist on staying in this particular thread though you need to stop drawing attention to yourself. When in rome, do as the romans do.
>>9980928>make some friendsIt's mostly contributors who do that amongst each other, and even then it's frowned upon when they get too lovey-dovey in the thread.
>>9981001Good night parasprite resting in best pony's comfy mane
>>9980998That is a very shiny looking butt.Would it squeak if I ran a finger along it?
>>9980874>tfw you will never be the little pony with a fetish for aperape
Tanman's making an Applejack in Monster Hunter 3, come and watch!http://derpy.me/4IAO4
>>9980930I don't really have anything to add to the conversation, but I was the same way
>>9981013you have been told why
>>9981003The idea, was to come into mlpg, and clear the air between bread and you.Learn some, make some cross board friends, remove some bad blood.People have done nothing but act like petty gangs, defending their turf from newcomers
>>9981003Romans posted pones?
>>9981033But there are no apples in Monster Hunter!
>Finally break down and install 4chan x after having regularly visited 4chan since 2007.>Thread becomes awesome.
The irony is that the people 'combating' the avatarfag with image spam are just as much /b/ as he is.
>>9981053and that's all we'll ever do. it's like West Side Story, if the Sharks were cripplingly stupid.
>>9981003>When in rome, do as the romans do>When in rome, do as the romans do>When in rome, do as the romans do>When in rome, do as the romans do
>>9981053there is no way you are going to get anyone to like /b/
>>9981059Welcome to the future
>>9981053And you have done nothing but whine and bitch about it.For fucks sake, grow a thicker skin. You knew where you were headed into. You don't just walk into a biker bar and start loudly complaining about the decor. And wonder why you are getting the shit beat out of you.
>>9981053>People have done nothing but act like petty gangs, defending their turf from newcomersWELCOME TO MLPGAnyway can we talk about horse dicks? Where is Breaburned, save this thread with homosex.
>>9981053>clear the airThe air will never be clear. MLPG will always hold a grudge against those that are responsible for running out of /co/. We will always hate you. Remember that friend.
>>9981053on a fundamental level we hate /b/. you will never change that so please leave.
>>9981074>posting images of ponies>/b/
>>9981088I should get back to animating, but I just have so much other stuff on my plate.
>>9981056>Secundus raped your pony waifu thrice against this wall.
Are we posting Twilight or something
>>9981074>on-topic image dump>spamit's a fucking imageboard
>>9981053>People have done nothing but act like petty gangs, defending their turf from newcomersJust bleed in and start posting without acting like a douche if you want to post here so badly. Your posting history isn't needed and neither is a name.
>>9981113is that trixie spammer?
>>9981103Horse dicks you say!?
>>9981136Let's discuss what would happen if our waifus were turned into changelings without us knowing until it was too late.
>>9981117Romans were kinky little fuck, I wouldn't be surprised if they really did.
>>9981059It does.youll never go back to vanilla, and using other compiuters feels liek stoneage browsing>>9981080youre the sharks?>>9981087well, not all b, just bread>>9981107what, its not BREADS fault you got kicked, blame whiny newfags. learn your history.>>9981113Yeah, what are you, new?>>9981140eh, here with a purpose, explained already, not going for blend in today
>>9981144>>>>/ruddit/im serious, you clearly don't like imageboards
>>9981113>>9981088>>9981139And thus the /b/tards who lurk mlpg reveal themselves.
>>9981150that's a tiny dick.
>>9981150The test was successful.I now have an erection.
>>9981171What does image dumping have to do with /b/?
Awwww, they reversed our edits. ;_;
>>9981157I don't know if we'd even notice if they were good at acting the part
>>9981184I would make love to her anus, if that's what you mean.
>>9981157How far is too late, when we have eggs in our scrotums?
this has literally been the worst thread in MLPG history
>>9981171i think youve seen all the breaders, with name today... they tend not to come here.... you dont like us, this was meant to slove thatimglimit
>>9981205that's where the "until it's too late" part comes in, dingus.
>>9981165>eh, here with a purpose, explained already, not going for blend in todayAnd it must be quite clear to you that you will not make any friends here. If you'd have stayed, blended in and contributed, you'd have a chance. But not like this.
>>9981224IIIIII HAVE MAGGOTS IN MY SCROOOOOTUMMMMM....
>>9981210>"Anon, your D is dirty!"
>>9981185SB plsI agree
Guys I think I want a horse to plow my ass.
>>9981205Well, it would actually be THEM only they've been transformed and brainwashed.So they'd be perfect for the part. You wouldn't know until you were glued to the wall or something.
>>9981264NOW you're getting it!
>>9981264real smooth>>9981237One person here, must have some courtesy.I will find them
>>9981200Retaliatory image dumping has always been a hallmark of /b/ and the shittier elements of /v/ that fly into autistic shitfits of rage and want to feel like they're somehow achieving something.
I want to cum inside a horse's urethra then have the horse cum inside my ass.
>>9981268>You wouldn't know until you were glued to the wall or something.>Rarity Changeling glues you to a wall.>Then wants you do it it to her.
>>9981256it's one of the SB's but which one?
>>9981225You either haven't been here long or have a bad memory.
>>9981303No it fucking hasn't. Have you been to any other board ever?
>>9981288>One person here, must have some courtesy.Plenty of people were already courteous. You were just clueless enough to take their advice. And you continued on
>>9981243What kind of experience would your favorite pony have while playing CoC? What kind of build would they run?
>>9981311Clearly you don't frequent the night threads.That's not really an insult.
>>9981315Snarky BastardI assume you aren't 1930s dixieland jazz musician Sharkey Bonano.
>>9981288Pls, I am trying to foster good relations here.When in rome and all that.I just want to rub my face in Big Mac's musky sac.
Is it wise to invest in energy corporations?
>>9981314>"may i be the one to turn him, Queen Chrysalis? i've already broken the toys you gave me."
>>9981288>One person here, must have some courtesy.Some of us were trying to be curtious, you were too busy either ignoring it or claiming being attacked.
>>9981288Your first misstep was in trying to find such people on 4chan.
>>9981329FS, virgin, never use tease, magic user.>>9981336And thats not me.Come on, really>>9981343Try harder.
>>9981210fuck you, you said my room was fine and that wasn't even that long ago
>>9981329Actually I was referencing "The Book Of Mormon" play.But Pinkie? I don't know, she'd probably try almost every potion and elixir and fruit and egg she finds. She'd end up an abomination, but I'd still love her ;_;
>>9981321Other boards get /b/ tier shitposters. That's the point. It's a mindset that creeps out of /v/ like a disease and infects everything else.
>>9981341How is image dumping taboo on a fucking imageboard? Are you new to 4chan?
>>9981359>>9981336>>9981343>>9981288Oh come one, you need to try harder.
>>9981369>confirmed for not being able to read.
>>9981315It was just a joke about the SB that likes drawing them big horsedongs
>>9981351>tfw your waifu becomes evil>that sound when an evil & cruel lilt to her normal voice.MY BBBONNERRR!!!!
>>9981359Well, if I was a horse I'd give it to you. Be like selfcest with a pony version of yourself.
>>9981369you have horrible reading comprehension
>>9981352Oh, you dont think ive been attacked at all?>>9981365Its newfags, not just from v, i mean, they pretty much all start from b, cus edgy, then expand into their own interests, just videogames is a big interest>>9981369I wonder that about a lot of peeps here>>9981375>oneTry harder>>9981399WUt
>>9981150KTime to go jack off
>>9981410>tfw not even jacking off is safe anymore
>615 Posts>Image LimitThis is why we don't like you.
>>9981369It's not image dumping, it's reactionary image dumping in a childish attempt to 'fight' with a shitposter.All it does is escalate the shitposting and eats up image limit. Going to a new thread doesn't magically eliminate shitposters. It stems from people feeling like they always need to do something, like people with poor social skills unable to handle a moment of quiet in a conversation, and always feel like they need to keep babbling shit.
>>9981405Are you telling me you don't find the idea of getting fucked by a pony version of yourself hot?I do, and since I am you so do you. Give me some sugar sweet cheeks.
>>9981405you have been attacked but i would say every one of them has been warranted
>>9981405>Oh, you dont think ive been attacked at all?Oh some of the posts were, but you sure didn't help the situation.You don't have to act like a special snowflake and go "WOE IS ME!" when someone does tell you to fuck off.It's not like you have any friends here in the first place and it doesn't really help you make any.
>>9981369Jesus Chirst, you're killing me.
just stay in this thread.
>>9981403u-unfpony cunny right?
>>9981473of coursefilly pony cunny
>>9981433boohoo, you need to make another thread?Whats the big tabboo with that over here, I hear you, i dont understand though>>9981445Whats the issue with hitting image cap?We meaasure a quick hit as a good thread>>9981451Nope.>>9981452Well, we disagree then I guess.>>9981457Asking for some politeness to an emissary asking for some courtesy, and niceness, is hardly oh woe is me-ing.Youre worse than b. At least there you can tell the difference between cunts and noncunts.Ie, the noncunt wear ponies, here, everyone looks the same
shall we continue the sweetiecest?
i just fapped to the voice select in tans streamgoddamn what have yo udone to me mlpg
>>9981544You only have yourself to blame.
>>9981498>Asking for some politeness to an emissary asking for some courtesy, and niceness, is hardly oh woe is me-ing.>Youre worse than b. At least there you can tell the difference between cunts and noncunts.>Ie, the noncunt wear ponies, here, everyone looks the sameDude, going to lay down the wisdom bomb here...We always act like assholes to each other.You don't like it?You are probably in the wrong neighborhood. Because we have thicker skin here, we can take a polite "SHUT THE FUCK UP FAGGOT." And know, 'hey, perhaps I am being obnoxious!'
>>9981544haha... did u take any pics?
>>9981498>Asking for some politeness to an emissary asking for some courtesyOne of the reasons everyone detests you is because you come across as a self-important cunt who takes all this shit too seriously. Ultimately we don't care about the /b/reads opinions and consider you as just something to laugh at.You're not an emissary, you're just a schmuck.
>>9980693... should I go to bed /mlpg/?
>>9981830no, do a pank one, also this horse is dead
>>9981874link to new thread and gimme a vector to work with
>>9981605please finish and cap so I can sleep
>>9981396"I-It feels...so soft...nnngh!"As your tongue laps hungrily at Sweetie's warmth, you'd savor her lavish taste and bask in the ambiance of her throes of pleasure. Her hands would ball up into fists and tightly grip the bedsheets as she leans back to firmly press her ass into your face and force her lips against yours, as though in some sort of backwards kiss. With your earlier attention to her breasts, and now your tongue's loving ministrations, she'd no doubt be drawing ever closer to her climax. But your tongue wouldn't be done just yet.Touching your slick tongue against her swollen clit, you'd slowly drag it upwards, teasing every exposed inch of her labia and coaxing a delighted sigh from Sweetie's lips. But that sigh would quickly become a squeal of surprise as you go just a little bit further this time, slipping your tongue between the plush cheeks of her rear to tease her tight anus. Her entire body would tense up, her glutes tightening and her ass clenching at the unexpected tickle of your tongue."AHHH!! A-Anon, that's-hnnngh!!-th-that's...!"
>>9982031oh yeah, you can give suggestions again now
>>9982031Tongue her ass nice and deep, but don't let up the assault on her womanhood, no sir, get those fingers working, prying, prodding, pressing on her labia, her clit, her mons, inside and outside, find every nerve cluster in her groin.
>>9981350Is that another kiwifag? I thought I was the only one
>>9982201"Th-tha-aaauugh...y-you sh-shouldn-nnghaaa...o-ohhhh..."Sweetie's attempts to protest your lewd teasing would fumble and falter as your tongue moves in circular motions over the surface of her quivering ring. Soon enough they would be gone altogether, replaced by the sound of her muffled groans and squeaks of bliss. Having left her lower lips unattended, you'd bring your slick fingers up to her heated labia to resume their delicate teasing as your tongue plunges forward, thrusting its way inside her snug buttocks. Her anus would constrict around you, a wavering moan escaping her lips as she tries her best to relax her body and allow you easier access. Nuzzling your face into the mounds of her derriere, you'd gradually push yourself deeper, letting your tongue explore the inner confines of her ass. With two fingers, you'd tease the opening tucked between her burning-hot labia, before slipping them inside to probe the snug inner muscles confined within. Sweetie's restrained whimpers would become deep, throaty moans, her legs shaking beneath her as her hips rock back against you as you penetrate her in two places at once.As your tongue gyrates inside of her ass and your fingers pump in and out of her tightening pussy, Sweetie's carnal exclamations would grow ever louder and more erratic, shudders racking every last inch of her body as her pleasure steadily mounts towards a climax.
>>9982788"B-Bi-nngh!!-want-nghaaaah~!-p-please-MMMH!!-y-yes-haaah!!-yes, yes, yes, yes yes yesyesYES YEEEEEEEEEEEEES!!"Sweetie's shriek would echo through the whole house as her body buckles with orgasmic pleasure. Her ass would clamp down on your tongue, holding you firmly in place while her love-passage squeezes and massages your fingers, soaking your hand in her bodily fluids.For a few heavenly moments, Sweetie would be lost to the world, her mind shot off into into the stratosphere and drifting on Cloud 9.But soon, you'd feel her muscles relaxing around your fingers and tongue, releasing their death-grip on you as her peak ebbs off into the warmfth of afterglow. Leaning back, you'd slip your fingers out of her and your lips would part from her rump, leaving her slightly-stretched anus wet and glistening with your saliva."Ahhh...haaaah...anon...anooon..."Sweetie's cheek would rub against the sheets, basking in the soothing warmth coursing through her body. After a quiet moment, she'd chance a peek back at you, giving you the tiniest glimpse of her reddened cheeks."Are...are you gonna...?"Shifting her hips, she'd playfully sway her shapely rear at you."...put it in now...?"
>>9982201also, you've been one hell of a sport sticking through all this. my updates are slow as fuck, and this has been going on for HOURS.thanks.
>>9982788>>9983104You're so beautiful and sexy and charming and everything I ever wanted in a sister, in a girl, I'd have to be crazy not to want to put it in you. I want to fill you, Sweetie Belle. I want to make you my girl—no, my woman. If you'll have me.
>>9983176Your words would be like music to her ears. With a faint chuckle, she'd spread her thighs, granting you full access to her body's most private locations. Her wet pussy. Her tight pucker. Everything would be laid bare before you, free for the taking."I already AM your woman, big brother...""And I always will be..."So what's it gonna be?
>>9983349Call me vanilla or patriarchal, this dick is going into that vag. Get naked, crawl over her, let her feel the full weight of her man, her brother pressing down on her, in her, for her.
>>9983535The will of the big brother has spoken.Reaching down and unfastening your pants, you'd slip them down your legs along with your undergarments, removing the last of your raiments and exposing your bare body to your eagerly waiting little sister. Sweetie would inhale sharply, her eyes wandering all along your physique, lingering for a moment on your fully-erect length. Her body would tremble with excitement as you scoot closer to her, letting your shaft nestle between her thighs and brush against her mons. Resting one hand on the small of her back, you'd gently push down, easing her onto her tummy and laying yourself over her, feeling her ample butt pressing up against your lap. As your hips rock back and forth, rubbing the topside of your girth against her groin, your face would nuzzle into her shoulder, planting kisses on her neck and cheek. After a few more moments of teasing, you'd pull back just enough to slip your shaft out from under her. Sliding one hand under her belly, you'd take hold of yourself with the tips of your fingers and position yourself, rubbing your tip against her warm, dripping entrance."Ohhh...b-big bro..." you'd hear her whisper.A quiet gasp would escape her lips as you push forward, feeling her labia spread beneath your fingertips as the head of your shaft slowly eases its way inside her."Ahh...I l-love you..."
another horse opened up, whenever you're ready
>>9984006Okay, will respond there.