Old thread: >>9972388Topic: Let's discuss Rainbow Dash. What do you like/dislike about her?
>>9976410Wings man. Dem fucking wings. I want her to take me flying.
>>9976410she's kind of a bitchbut she looks like she would suck a mean dick
>>9976410The way she swears like a sailor.
>>9976460The hell, we can link to /co/ again?
>>9976410I like her spirit and athleticism.Not so much her general attitude from earlier seasons, but when she tones it down a bit I enjoy seeing her on the show more.
It honestly seems like there's a conspiracy to destroy MLPG.
>>9976516I wouldn't be surprised. /mlp/ resents us, and we resent them.
>>9976506I don't think we can link to threads
>>9976516I wasn't sure if I should post this pony or slowpoke
>>9976516Well yeah. Internet obssesed neets and underages don't have anything better to do than take the internet too seriously.
>>9976410I like her beautiful wings and spirit.
>>9976578I like her spunk.
>>9976410Rainbow Dash is a cute pony.
>>9976610Hussie pls work on the game
>>9976376TBH, that doesnt seem like another problem, it seems like the only problem. I agree, you have a different way of posting and such around here. But, I'm going to stick to my own ways, while im here. I apologise for encroaching, but muh freedums.>>9976414I tell you what, come to our threads. Dont assume, come look at us. We're a far more polite bunch than you, even to outsiders, who are often less tolerant than im being to you guys.>>9976443Cant help, as in, choice has been made and wont be gone back on.
>>9976566The whole site was more pleasant when every board wasn't big enough to be a self-reinforcing social microcosm.
>>9976410she is an ugly pony
This thread isn't blue enough.
>>9976663Reply to who?
>>9976566I just want to talk about ponies.
>>9976663FUCK YOU NIGGER I HATE YOU
>>9976612The cutest little pegasus.
>>9976651that is one shitty edit
>>9976663Who? Who am I replying to?
>>9976668>imagecolored when?COLORED WHEN?!?!
>>9976668Another one on the stack, great success.
>>9976668I want to rub my face in that stack.
>>9976668>more pony stackGood day.
You are now entering: The Night ThreadPlease post your waifu below or be admitted to a strip search by our security.
>>9976410I dislike that she's an exact copy of Gilda but can get away with it because she's a pony
>>9976688>>9976681I only did it so I could post it here, it took a few seconds
Is it safe for marker?
>>9976703Look at what you did! Now it's too blue.
>>9976668I like my ponies like I like my pancakes, stacked and covered in syrup
http://boards.4chan.org/b/res/474035747for you who want to see us in action!>>9976735>
>>9976744give it a shot.
>>9976703I want in on some of dat blue.
Okay, I won't.
>>9976772>>9976787You better not be fooling.
To defuse the tension from the last thread, I shall tell you a joke.http://vocaroo.com/i/s1hDRXmOhLaGhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1hDRXmOhLaGhttp://vocaroo.com/i/s1hDRXmOhLaGThat was the joke. Thank you.
>>9976737>exact copy of GildaDYEWTS?
>>9976635Oh look, it's this attention whore again.
>>9976607Someday, when I can do that again.
>tfw you enter the /b/read by accident from the first page expecting a discussion about LitecoinFucking hell, I don't even know what they're supposed to be talking about.
>>9976668how does this development affect your choice in rutting-order?
>>9976820Come back to bed Flitter.
>>9976801>ordering wine at a barHILARIOUS
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>9976817oh gosh dashquest yes please
>>9976813I said don't respond.
>>9976837I love Cadance. She's getting the D first.
>>9976778More Dash/FS reverse roleplaying when?
>>9976735I don't have a waifu and I'm not wearing anythingI feel like I'm more prepared for a night thread than anyone else
>>9976807Yes. Throughout the seasons, Dash has done the exact same things that Pinkie thought made Gilda a bad person. From pulling pranks to yelling at others to get her way.Also Pinkie steals
>>9976838I'd Flitter in bed.
>>9976825>going to /b/
>>9976870me tooshe's so cute and pretty
What if you were your waifu and your waifu was you?
>>9976848How worn is her vagina? This is important
>>9976735Im using the steam browser so i can't post pictures. this isn't fair.
>>9976878Yeah.I like to check and see if it's still awful every so often.That's how I discovered pony in 2011.
>>9976892I would make fun of her for being so ugly and stupid and then I'd go fuck someone who isn't terrible.
>>9976813You could have ignored me. You coud have hid me. You chose to reply to me, knowing its my way, to reply to every reply I get. Youre being an attention whore here. As much, or more than I supposedly am.Also, I take offence to that.>>9976878try it, look at how we operate! Culture sharing!
>>9976861>From pulling pranksThe ponies did do pranks, anon. Gilda was just mean spirited about them.
>>9976892I'd feel bad for my waifu being stuck in such a horrible world and I would find a way to switch back with her so she wouldn't have to put up with the horrible shit I have to go through compared to the things from her world. Even if it meant giving up real pony.
>>9976899She experimented with Snips onceLets just say Snips learned that he isn't into girls
>>9976915>Also, I take offence to that.How fucking surprising, when someone vying for attention is told they're sopping up attention, they get fussy.
>>9976930>filenameOf course an empty background character would be waifu material, she can be anything you want because she has no canon personality.
>>9976915Can you please only respond to comments directed at you?I mean, at the very least?
>>9976949STOPFUCKING REPLYING IDIOT
>>9976954we know she laughs at anythingis that such a bad quality to have?
>>9976954No Anon she's real in my heart and I share a deep and meaningful connection with her that you could simply never fathom with your tiny mind.
>>9976938I dunno anon, I smell a story coming. Should we continue?
Would you allow Twilight to test her newfound power on your body?
>>9976922Dash scared people with fucking lightning
>>9976954it's not like we don't know anything about her thoughShe likes jokes, she has bagsShe's apparently an extremely versatile voice actor.
HYPOTHETICAL TIMELISTEN UPTHINK OF YOUR FAVORITE CONTRIBUTOR.GOT IT?GOOD.IF YOUR FAVORITE CONTRIBUTOR IS AN ARTFAG, THEY ARE NOW A MUSICFAG; IF THEY ARE A MUSICFAG, THEY ARE NOW A WRITEFAG, AND IF THEY ARE A WRITEFAG, THEY ARE NOW A MUSICFAG.WHAT KIND OF WRITING/ART/MUSIC DO THEY PRODUCE?
>>9977010Do you have Halloween in your country?
>>9977014no fuck you
>>9977014Tex produces very calm country/choral music.
>>9977010Halloween pranks, anon. I know you like Gilda, but she was a bad apple.
>>9976949I want attention, yes, Im trying to make friends, and share some culture, while learning. I need attention for that. I'm not trying to be an ass about it though. Im being polite>>9976955I'm trying, comments replying to me, related at me in passive agressive manner, and posts where i want to input, like 'im playing a game, which char should i use'Reasonable?>>9976982That guy isnt me.
I'm blue, if I was green I would die.
>>9977014>Glitter GlueRap.And then he battles micthemicrophone and embarrasses him like the talentless fuck he isAnd then saves the president
>>9976997>smell a story comingPoor choice of words.
>>9977056GG, if you are reading this, do it. Become the hero that MLPG-no, the WORLD needs.
>/mlp/ talks with PurpleTinkerhttp://cl.ly/211X1G0f0p3y
>>9977051AND A BLUE CORVETTEAND EVERYTHING IS BLUE FOR HIM
Apparently me, and shiny who is anon, are sharing a isp...I apologise for the confusion this has caused some of you.I shall change this soon.
>come back from vacation with no internet for a week to see what MLPG is up to>entire thread is spent arguing with a /b/readshitposterI guess it's not a good time?
>>9977117you mean proxy :3
>>9977104PT PUTS THE TRANNY IN TYRANNY HUEHUEHUE
>>9977133Go back to bed and try again tomorrow Fluttershy.
>>9977042But I'm not denying that she was a bad apple. I'm just saying Dash did the exact same things. Pranks for amusement. Justifying them with "It was a holiday so its okay" just doesn't do it for me. Doing that means I could justify GIlda doing pranks because she was upset.I won't go back and forth but if Gilda is the bitchy character in the series and Dash does the same things no matter what the reason, I just can't not compare them
>>9977133Come. Please, dont leave on my account, where did you go on holiday to?
>>9977133It's never a good time.
>>9977132>anon will never finish that Twilycorn/rarara fic
>>9977133Filter his name with recursive filter and it's like he's not even here.
>>9977164>encouraging /soc/ nonsense
>>9977164Sorry, I don't comply with shitposters.
>>9977014>Rose>All her songs are like Randy Newman, except sung by a cute-sounding girl.
>>9977187>responding to shitpostersSTOP
>>9977179What one was that?
>>9977133WHAT THE FUCK DID I TELL YOU?!YOU'RE SHIT AT PICKING GOOD TIMES YOU SHITTER.FUCK OFF.
>>9977152Fucker. I specifically didnt use that word.Btw, they dont like names or pics here. Strange customs, but im learning
>>9977163They aren't as similar as you simplify them to be and you can take that to the bank.
>>9977164Eat shit and die a million deaths.
this is dreadfuldo you need more sweetie?
>>9977014lol i relly leik tombstoen, wha twuld he draw lik? xd>>9977051xd>>9977056that sounds so cool xdbtw her more pic of hawt pony i clop too
>>9977213I could use a fluttershy right now
>>9977213Anything's better than this.
>>9977213Scoots > Babs > all
>>9977213sweetie incest? Better than this shit thread and the raid is about to start.
>>9977187But, im not even from soc...>>9977191I was just trying to have a conversation...what do you guys do here again?>>9977212no,>>9977220you sir, are clearly not me
>>9977232YOU COULD NOT POSSIBLY BE WRONGER!Scoots = Babs > all
> go over that Anon's price sheet> notice he actually went with Sunflower Lechithin instead of soyMy niggah.
Stop replying to him.
>>9977203I think it was "Twily assures Rarity that their relationship isn't changing because of her ascension" or something like that.
>>9977268That sound so stupid.
>>9977251Looks like someone forgot to take off their name.
>>9977257Wait are you telling me if I eat a lot of sunflowers something magical happens?be right back
>>9977257What's the difference?
>>9977251I am, also, youre proving nothing but your own immatureness, by using my name.>>9977261Say it often enough, maybe everyone will listen to you!
>>9977250That counts too.I just want more Scoots content.
>>9977232>the CMC all grow up in due time>Babs is the only girl who fills out with a big chest, a plump ass, and an attitude that begs your attention
>>9977251When everyone is Spitfire, no one will be.
>>9977228>>9977236very well. wasn't getting any bites in the old horse anyways.>>9976077>>9976505"A-Anon..."Your heartfelt response would bring a bashful smile to her face, and a rush of heat to her already flushed cheeks. Her body would shudder as a shiver ripples up her spine, inadvertently causing the cheeks of her rump to wiggle before you, her glutes visibly tightening for a moment before relaxing again."I...y-you missed...a couple spots," she'd tentatively murmur. Her voice would decrease in volume with every syllable, until her voice is barely a whisper. "Do you...do you think you could...get...them...?"With her bare body laid out before you, Sweetie would have opened herself to you completely. Not a single spot would be out of your reach. You would have full access to every last inch of her enticing, voluptuous figure.Where would you go from here?
>>9977240wha u talk abou hue i was her firs umad? lol u are y u don't lve and tolerte like me cuz I am b an tht wha we do her in b we lov n tolerter. y u a parasprite for xd
>>9977014>Braeburned produces either bawdy burlesque tunes, or a cross between the most flamboyant parts of the Disco era and the gayest parts of the 80s.>Either or. Nowhere in between.
>>9977302>trying to save face after you fuck up and forget to take your name off
>>9977282I don't think that's how it works
>>9977209Tex.If someone punches you in the face because they are upset, you'd probably get upset.However. If someone punches you in the face because you are not wearing green on St. Patricks day, you'd still be upset but you'd at least understand.But that doesn't discount the fact that you just got punched in the face, man. Its the same thing. Reason doesn't justify anything.I'm not saying Gilda isn't a bitch. I'm just saying Rainbow Dash was the same way until that Danger Zone episode.
twilight is a very cuite pony
>>9977302>attention whoring in MLPG
>>9977294I still like to think of her as a late bloomer,
>>9977306Her lovely tits need some love but use only our hands.
>>9977294oh god.oh geez.I would do everything to that big bad girl.EVERYTHING.
>>9977306You know, any other night I'd be against fetishfags in the current thread but this is actually preferable now.
>>9977306Whoa how long has this been going on?Is it being capped like my sweetie bathtime story was?
>>9977302Youre an idiot...>>9977324Poor level trolling. Im from b remember...>>9977347And he's one of your own...
>>9977285Soy might not be tolerated by some people, and it's an oestrogenic. Some men have a lot of trouble losing weight when eating a whole bunch of phyto-estrogens, and a few report swelling breasts and bluntened libido. Sunflower lechitin as part of the semen stack that's so popular here avoids that trouble.
>>9977333I'd be upset because it's a pinch, anon. In fact, Rainbow Dash would pinch you while Gilda punches you. Gilda is everything bad about Dash with none of the good.
>>9977291I don't even hate you for whatever you're making everyone mad about.But that filename is setting off some serious triggers on me for some reason
>>9977331>>9977282Pretty certain you'd have to eat enough sunflower kernels your stomach would distend just to get a daily dose equivalent to a 1200mg pill.
>>9977365Will you ever finish that?
>>9977329Anon pls. I'm the target of a conspiracy against me. Why can't you jsut see the light and be my friends?>>9977347Its not attention whoring if you're choosing to reply.>>9977366Haha, your obviously not me.
>>9977392I'd be keen to, after all, we were almost done.
>>9977294>the only one who fills outNiggaApplebloom has some gorgeous legs.Sweetie has an hourglass figure and a fantastic rack.Scoots has an ass that makes every guy in her gym class run slower than her just so they can watch it wiggle while she runs.
what are you idiots doing this time
>>9977378Dash is so fucking cute when she's excited
#1 episode you thought would suck that ended up being good#1 episode you thought would kick ass than ended up being shit
>>9977365Yes.>>9974653Also, please finish that story. It was just starting to get good.
>>9977420We're having fun and pretending to be ponies!
>>9977342We niggas now
>>9977379Ponycreator?>>9977398You sir, are clearly not me.Try changing your filenames, then we can talk.
this thread is going fastI LIKE FASThttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R6rW-fQYNc4
>>9977414Might as well try it here too. It wouldn't be the first time we have these running at the same time
>>9977419and Babs gets all of thatWith a little extra padding here and there
>>9977440Yeah. I don't know why but that filename up there just triggered autism in me. I apologize
>>9977429>#1 episode you thought would suck that ended up being goodI'm gonna go with Roundup>#1 episode you thought would kick ass than ended up being shitKCAFO
Remember to give your little pony her daily dose of semen to keep her coat shiny and mind sharp.
>>9977464Rarity and Twilycorn hugging
>>9977440This guy isn't me, please ignore what he says>>9977450Pegasus ponies are the fastest ponies around>>9977464Draw ponies as wonderbolts! Or maybe in wonderbolts trainee outfits!
>>9977464Scootaloo burning a photo of Spitfire.
>>9977464Applebloom and BabsHaircut switch.
>>9977463> Babs is an enhanced cutie-patootie Dash in high schoolMy dick is DIAMONDS.
>>9977440the legend goes that spending too much time around some of them can cause you to become a fully fledged autistic hunchback with down syndrome.I would be careful.
>>9977463>talking about body types>post sameface samebody JJ artMEGABEEF
>>9977429Babs seed episode, expected little, loved the songThe RD joins the wonderbolts episode... felt it could have gone further, also didnt like spitfires voice...>>9977450>gottagofast>>9977467Its one of the least autistic things ive heard today. No problem>>9977490doesnt have spitfire in the name>not trying hard enough>>9977491owch.
>>9977014>Dooks...wait a minute, he does both!
>>9977429Baby CakesOne Bad Apple
>>9977510hey i had it handybesidesthere's not enough of it sadly.I wish GR did some more.
>>9977440>>9977490>>9977514Neat, you want to be me!Let's be friends. Who's your favorite pony?Mine is Spitfire.>>9977491That's not nice anon :(
>>9977494GIVE ME THE DICK
Is oblivion worth watching? I'm going out to see a movie with friends, and we're debating on either watching 42 or Oblivion.
>>9977541I ... I don't think either of us really wants that, dawg.
>>997755042 has a better RT score.Oblivion has a Scientologist in it.
>>9977528I think you've been overtrainingwe're all worried about you, it's starting to go to your head>>9977533Spitfire is a very nice pony, when I first started watching the show she was my favorite because of how pretty she is
>>9977533>>9977514Stop pretending to be me, it's getting very confusing.
>>9977557THAT WASN'T A REQUEST.GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING DICK
>>9977574but it also has morgan freeman in it
>>9977507I want to see their side too skitty, we laugh about them, but theyre people too, with their own rules and culture, like us. They think we're far worse than we are though...Its horrible...>>9977528.... .... ....>>9977533>using spaces. still not good enough>>9977578using underscores>>9977579still wrong
>>9977584This thread needs more hips.Just like every other thread ever
>muriclaps thinking their healthcare "system" is the best in the world
>>9977603>using pluses>>9977615>not posting poniesyou guys are terrible at posting ponies
The Boston bombers did nothing wrong
>>9977604forgot to take my name off there buddy>>9977615the hell has that got to do with anything? Youre just being inflammatory now
>>9977442Obviously Babs is thick - the kind an old Russian would call a "Beeg stronk woman."She's big in the legs, thick in the middle, and probably the most top-heavy of the CMC, but very pretty in the face.Of course, under that softness, there's quite a bit of muscle as well - like the kind of girl who wrestled instead of cheerleading. If you crossed her wrong, she could probably knock you flat on your ass with little effort.
Fluttershy is the best pony.
You could chose one to be your GF, however all their traits that are confirmed canon from the show carry over.this means>Twilight would probably care more about her books/learning than spending time with you even if she likes you>Fluttershy would want to spend more time with her animals and may introduce a pet need in time of 'awkwardness'>Rainbowdash would want to show off and show you up more than she would want to be your typical girlfriend and not show you up>AppleJack would be working all the time and come home exhausted not in the mood most of the time>Pinkie Pie would be trying to help her friends drama events play out to take note of your needs>Rarity would be too busy working on the latest fashion for her friends and company to have any energy, other than to mostly unwind her day on youWho would you pick?
Is it legal to keep a small nigger in your house like a slave?
friday night on mlpg is always the worst
>>9977633Correct.is there a version of that image in which she's smiling?
>>9977634Applejack seems like she has plenty of free time.
AT LEAST HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER
>>9977578I really like her mane!>>9977579You like Pokemon too?!omgomgomg>>9977603Look at this imitator he thinks he can be picky to look real>>9977604Spitfire, please. I don't clop to ponies.j/k i do>>9977628who want's to talk about healthcare? I just want to chitchat
>>9977381Shhh Anon it's coming. Hold your horses.>>9977429>#1 episode you thought would suck that ended up being goodMagic Duel. Thought it would be hardcore pandering episode, ended up being awesome.>#1 episode you thought would kick ass than ended up being shitWonderbolts Academy. Expected it to be awesome, was really just sort of "meh".
>>9977634Twilight, no question. I'll take care of her while she overdoses on friendship studies.
>>9977652She works and lives on a farm, she seems like the pony who has the least amount of free time.
>>9977644Everyone is drunk what do you expect?
>>9977615>implying murriclaps give a shit what you think about their system
I once raped a little boy and sent pictures to his mom.
>>9977652Hard mode: No AJ.
>>9977634>canon personalitiesI don't think you understand the concept of waifuing, Anon.You seem to think I wouldn't enjoy drawing AJ a hot bath and rubbing her back to help her relax. Or that I wouldn't mind cuddling with her instead.
>>9977624Its one of few that uses a plus. was made for me and shiny. noone else hsa that set.>>9977627Thats just plain insulting>>9977634FS if she puts out, PP otherwise>>9977649Still got my name on.>>9977656was there meant to be a link on that?>>9977659Still not me.>>9977667Theyre bad at this game... look at them, theyve made their own troll. If i left, theyd carry on...
>>9977429Show Stoppers, expected shit because of what everyone else said about it, actually enjoyed it a lotGames Ponies Played, expected an episode focused on dashes unfulfilled desires and her coming to terms with it, got shitty incompetent mane 5 + bg pone rarity episode
It hurts me to see you this way MLPGI wish I could make it better
>>9977634Ugh. Hard choice.Definitely not Fluttershy, Applejack, or Pinkie Pie. Those humanizations are hot, but the way you describe it makes them seem as terrible choices.I'm gonna have to go with Rararara on this one.
>>9977681Was his name Pipsqueak?
>>9977042>Gilda>bad applethis took too long
>>9977634Your implications for most of them are retarded. Twilight has learned the value of friendship and makes time for them constantly, yet she'd rather read a book? Fluttershy would rather be with an animal than with friends? DYEWTS?
>>9977707I want to insert body parts into her body parts.
>>9977668Enough to go on wacky pony adventures. Does the Apple family constantly pick apples? Or is that just during the season?
>>9977717>Twilight has learned the value of friendship and makes time for them constantly, yet she'd rather read a book?HOLY FUCKING SHIT NIGGER DO YOU NOT WATCH THE SHOW?
I want to take a vacation in Saudi Arabia so I can stone an adulterous woman to death.
>>9977722>toes in earsunf
>>9977703>mlpg>ever goodpick one. these threads are pure containment at this point for the worst of this board.
Stop being so mean guys. I haven't cried this much since my father raped me 7 years ago :(
>>9977717This is bait
>>9977643haha maybe in Somalia lol>>9977649who is that background pony ew>>9977659you forgot to rename your picture again>>9977681haha sounds like a good time>>9977695And then theres this plothole.
Her attitude. Rainbows are awesome by default. Everything else.
>>9977695i know, i told you they are cute as fuck.
>>9977728If she emulated real farming techniques during the late 19th century, which is what I'm guessing their equivalent tech level, she would be planting seeds, harvesting apples, or preparing the farm for either of those two things. She wouldn't have much free time, except maybe during the winter due to the winter months having shorter daylight hours.
>>9977784epic win xd
>>9977717>Twilight has learned the value of friendship and makes time for them constantly, yet she'd rather read a book?This is canon throughout the show, she always goes back to her books or celestia.>Fluttershy would rather be with an animal than with friends? DYEWTS?Did you not watch Fluttershy hurricane or any other episode where fluttershy is scurred? Seriously half the time she is in an awkward situation she runs home and talks to animals
>>9977796Well, then the least I can do is help around the farm.
Hey guys I accidentally a coke bottle, dare me to do another?
>>9977707Every time I see this picture, the same thought keeps coming back to me.God damn it, where the fuck am I going to sit?
>>9977798anon, im sorry, but, when you guys troll yourselves this hard, i can't help but enjoy it.
>>9977770Some of us take offence at that. Those from b say similar things about here.>>9977784But i dont want that. I want to talk...
>>9977820You accidentally a WHOLE COKE BOTTLE???!!I've never accidentally'd anythign that big!
>>9977805when not with friends. She never said no to her friends and went back to a book. Why would this be any different for a loving relationship? I'm not saying she would never read books ever again, but I think she has learned to not be asocial and that having friends is actually a good thing. There is a difference between having a hobby and devoting every ounce of your life to it.
>>9977809and keep her bed warm at night.
Would you fucking fagasi shut the hell up? I'm trying to get my beauty sleep! Don'tcha make me come out there!
Is this epic raid going to end soon?
>>9977865You didn't watch S2 or S3 did you?
>>9977844mlpg is not for talkits for pony ponying, which is strictly forbidden.
>>9977878I miss Ika
>Thinking Dash is still a good character>After Wonderbolts Academy
>>9977707>dat hint of bare feetmah dick!
>>9977350With Sweetie's curvy backside getting so much attention, you'd come to the sudden realization that you had been neglecting her front. Seeking to remedy this, you'd crawl up to hover over her naked body, holding yourself up by your arms with your eyes gazing down at her shoulderblades."Wh-What are you-AHHH!"Her question would be abruptly cut off by a surprised gasp as you gently lay yourself over her, letting her feel the weight of your physique gently pressing down on her. Your chest nestled up against her bare back, the bulge in your pants resting snugly against the cleft of her rear, only the fabric of your clothing would be standing between your body and hers.As your hands slip over her sides and sneak their way between the sheets and her lush skin, she would realize your intentions. Her back would arch, pressing further against your chest and lifting her torso ever so slightly, giving you just enough room to slip your hands in and cup over the bountiful globes of her chest. A quiet moan would escape her lips, followed by another as you let your fingers sink into her plush skin, lightly squeezing her chest. With her body against yours, you would feel every shudder that courses through her body as your hands work their magic, delicately fondling and groping her sensitive flesh."I-I...i-it feels...so good...ohhhhhh..."
>>9977890I miss Ikea
>>9977878You guys keep responding, you know they're not going to leave as long as they have something to feed on!I can't keep them out of you keep feeding them!
Fluttershy's face always makes me laugh
>>9977878Its not a raid. >Do you even know what a raid isAnyway, if people would stop feeding the 'troll', thered be no problem, you guys could have your chat, I'd only have to post when i felt i could contribute, and life could go on. Theyre practically trolling themself...
>>9977890At least Ika was funny sometimes.These shitposters are boring.
>>9977663Whenever I see that picture, I imagine what it'd be like to have her straddle me with her breasts hanging in my face, smiling smugly down at me as she says "You have permission to worship the Great and Powerful Trixie's perfect breasts."
>>9977902>counting merriweather episodes as canon
>>9977887pony should pony ponyponyonponyponyponpynppoyponopnyponypoyn>>9977876who the buck are you
>>9977878This is a raid? You've clearly weren't here when /co/ threads used to be raided.
>>9977890>Ika-chan will never come back
>>9977634Twilight and I'd guilt her into staying with me longer and beat her if necessary. Because I love her, of course.
>>9977902What's that supposed to mean?
>>9977634>Pinkie Pie would be trying to help her friends drama events play out to take note of your needsBut if her friends are also my friends and I also want to help them too, doesnt that just make us a really good team?
It's friday night motherfucker and I'm alone again with nothing to do.So I guess I'll stram, play bad music, browse mlpg, and probably draw circles until I fall asleep at my desk./nohooves
>>9977925Thankyou...>>9977922Still not me, and shiny sure as hell knows it
>>9977880What has she done to indicate she is now asocial and no longer wanting to have friends/make time for them?
>>9977907Don't stop now, c'mon, rock and roll!
>>9977707I'm confused by this barYou have Rarity in a really classy get up and a nice ambiance But then you have riff raff like Pinkie and Twilight just leaning on the bar and shit.
>>9977907Do you like it? Should we suck her tits? Gently.
>>9977956Am I supposed to know who you are?I'm sorry, but I can't keep track of every pegasus in the Equestrian Air Force
>>9977952I'd Dash but lovingly and tenderly.
>>9977970I want to rip apart Shining Armor's pride.
>>9977970Same rank as you, can't remember...DYEWTS
Which one should I draw next?
>>9977956omg why do you have to be so meanShiny is muh bro 4lyfe>>9977970Not even the demonstration team?With a flank like this?
>>9977918Well, you'd probably immediately fondle her huge tits and begin suckling on her nipples, closing your eyes as she grinds her hips back and forth in your lap. You still have your boxers on, and her pussy rocking against your growing bulge is driving you up the wall, as she whispers sweet nothings into your ear. As you gulp down her milk, you can feel yourself leaking precum in your boxers...and she notices.But she's not going to start riding you just yet. First you have to beg like a good boy.
>>9977976my headcanon is that after you get past her tomboyish ways, Dash is extremely girly displays, as well as wanting you to display a lot of affection, as well as wanting to cuddle constantly and have vanilla, yet intimate sex
Here are your dirty freckles.
>>9977970Nope. As you have a name, can i assume youre someone important? They dont like it here when people 'avatarfag'.Im from b. Different place... different rules and stuff. They dont like me here...>>9978007still not my filenames
>>9977976Exactly.That is the best way to Dash.
>>9977969Occasionally running our teeth over them, not biting, but enough for her to feel it...Oh god.
>>9978012SpikeIs facing the wrong
http://i.imgur.com/9xD6oJD.gifwhat the fuck are you guys doing
>>9977997I want to rip you apart limb from limb.
You guys have horrible green text
>>9978025is that a snot bubble?
Good night, MLPG.
>>9978009I like this headcannon
>>9978042that's a snot bubble
>>9978012Much better mang.Thanks.
>>9978016I'm the captain of the Equestrian Royal Guard and I'm married to the Princess of the Crystal Empire, maybe you've heard of it?But don't make me sound like some stuffy old grump, I'm actually a pretty cool guy!
>>9978042Dash is a heavy sleeper, and she clings to you all night.
>>9978062I don't have a horse as a girlfriend. I have a pony as a wife
>>9976668>Tess actually drew itD-did he come back to mlpg yet?
>>9978048She tugs your boxers down, and gives your cock a nice, firm squeeze, causing your pre to leak all over her fingers. She looks right into your eyes, giving you that naughty little smile."Please what?"
>>9978008I'm not really in the mood for lactating right now - just having those two big beautiful bountiful breasts bouncing off my head is fine by me.My dick is so hard it hurts. I NEED her. If I can't fuck her, right now, I'd die. PLEASE, let me fuck her. I'll do anything to feel that great and powerful pussy around me.
>>9978049Night buddy>>9978070oh, youre roleplaying. sorry, i dont do that.
>>9978009Mine's quite similar, like she never really gets close to anyone but once she does she loves attention, affection, etc. It would be nice..
Whoa, this is pretty neat.
>>9978062She is not.
http://arch.413chan.net/co22659016.html#22661723I...I'm done. I can't do this anymore. See you guys in Equestria.;_;
>>9978089Please, mistress, grant me the honor of becoming one with WHOOPS NEVER MIND JUST CAME But seriously this is why I love you guys.
>>9978098Mines the same, it just fits her too well.
>>9978086Loli x colt
>>9978025It is agreed.
>>9978083That isn't Tess.
This is my face when people don't know what a raid is
>>9978110Wait Anon! Take me with you!
>>9978110I liked flockdraw.
>>9978086Human Spitfire x pony Soarin
>>9978113You dork.>>9978092Your hopeless begging makes her giggle, and she plants a small kiss on your forehead before lowering her nice, warm pussy down on top of your aching, dripping cock. You can feel her muscles squeezing hard around you as she starts to ride you for all you're worth. She hugs your head between her huge, warm tits as she coos into your ear."There's a good boy...you should be grateful the Great and Powerful Trixie has granted you this opportunity."
>>9978116Yep. I tend to act like that too.
>>9978012HEY KHORMETHe space under her closed eye isn't colored
Rainbow Dash is a very ugly pony.
AND IIIIIIIIIIIIIIII WILL ALWAYSLOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>9978165Now start thanking her from the bottom of your heart. Tell her how grateful she let you, of all people, become one with her.
say that to my face not online and see what happens
>>9978203IIIIIIIIIIIII LOVVVVVVVVVVVVE YOOOOOOOOOUU CEELLLLLLLLLESSSSSSSTIA
>>9978154I MADE SURE NOT TO POST ANY PORN IN HERE. I DID THAT OUT OF RESOECT FOR YOUR RULES. NOW YOURE TAKING POSTS FROM B TO PUT IN HERE?Look people, this is what youre kind do. Jesus christ.
>>9978159If only dragons were real.>you will never have a dragonbro
>>9978123Oh my mistake... it's just that I asked him to do it on his tumblr so I got confused.
Isn't it obvious? I dislike the fact that I can't cum inside of her.
>>9978231I would love a dragonness broor a guy dragon broI'm not picky
>>9978154Hah, deleted. You have no balls at all friend.>>9978238owch.
>>9978231>tfw no dragoniichan or dragoneechan
>>9978231Dragons being real would be horrifying and they most certainly would not want to cuddle and shit
>>9978266You are having fun here huh?I respect your effort, but these fags won't listen...
>>9978261GO TO BED FREUD.
>>9978259Anon. Check out this pony.
>>9978206You begin to shower her with complements and "I'm not worthy"s, but she silences you with a nipple between your lips. "You will worship Trixie only after you have finished pleasing Trixie," she says to you. Faster and deeper your cock goes into her, the smell of her warm sweat and perfume filling the air around you...You're so close now. Do you beg your Mistress to let you cum?
>>9978253I'm not picky either.It would be awesome, and I assume pretty warm.
>>9978284FUCK UPSHUT THE FUCK UP
>>9978289HeyWrite more Trixielicious.
Is "Shiny" still in here? I can't find him on Steam.
>>9978285Be nice. Dont call them fags. And no, its not fun, but i will try and barter some understanding here.
>>9978284Well I WAS going to add that they'd probably kill us all, but decided against it.It depends on if they were intelligent or not.Granted most of them would probably want to kill us anyways even if they were.
>>9978206Yes - telling her how amazing she is all the while; Aphrodite herself would be jealous of her lovemaking. But I hold it back with every ounce of my will, in case she says no.
>>9978285Into the filter it goes.
>>9978154wtf, mods here are flankholes>>9978312not SpitfireTry to barter who is best pony
>>9978288Tex will you draw something involving scenery, Texanon, and Applejack?
>>9978335>Feeling the need to announce when you use a simple feature implemented on a websiteI'm making a post
It's a good day for being merry!
>>9978310nope he died of autismsorry to be the one to tell you ;-;
>>9978309I'm writing it. This is how I keep myself warmed up.
>>9978312>them transparent eyes
>>9978341Are you requesting something more specific or is that a suggestion?
>>9978352Can I get a link to Trixielicious? I'm fairly new, thanks for asking.
>>9978345It makes me feel good, anonymous.
>>9978289Were you the guy who wrote that "Trixie's Minions" clopfic?
>>9978341Maybe something along the lines of Texanon having a fancy romantic dinner with AJ, with candles and shit?
>>9978367draw all of that, but IN SPACE
LOOK AT FAST PONY GO!
>>9978350But I still really wanted to add you there! And I couldn't find you. Please help me?
>>9978335Well what evar will I do>>9978312I'm completely understanding, I have not insulted anyone
>>9978338Youre a coward.You can even evade can you. Posting porn then deleting it because you get scared. Go, i bet youre underage b& too.>>9978345Bet he announces reports too...>>9978360SHES EVIL
>>9978347-_- why would you edit one of the cutest screen shots
>>9977961>>9977969Feeling the delightful softness of her chest beneath your fingertips, you'd find yourself desiring more. So much more. Lifting yourself up, you'd lift one side of her and give her a little upward nudge. Understanding the message, Sweetie would roll over onto her back, sending her curled mulberry hair scattering across the sheets, and exposing her ample chest to you, rising and falling in rhythm with her breathing. Her gaze would lock with yours, her green eyes staring longingly into your own, her lips quivering as though whispering something too softly for you to hear. Faced with such beauty, what else could you do but have a little taste?A muffled squeak would emanate from her throat as your lips lock against hers in a tender kiss. Her hands, now free to roam along your body, would slip under your shirt to caress your back, letting her fingertips brush against the contours of your muscles. She'd let out a quiet sigh into the kiss, arching her back to press her breasts against your chest.Reminded of her ample cleavage, you'd part your lips from hers, and let them work their way down her neck and collarbone, leaving a trail of kisses in its wake. Giggling to herself, she would stroke your head with one hand, running her fingers through the locks of your hair as you work your way down her body. And at long last, they would come to rest at their destination; her shapely breasts.
>>9978373It's not done yet. But here's the picture that inspired the greentext that inspired it:http://derpibooru.org/184785
>>9978374Your life must be pretty fucking pathetic.I suggest getting a real hobby.
I'm reporting everyone in this thread
>>9978384WHAT A FLASHY DASHIE!
>>9978397We have to suck her tits now, brush her nipples with our teeths.
>>9978413not if I report you first!
>>9978386i guess it isn't meant to be anon, im sorry.
>>9978413Nice blogpost, blogshitter.
>>9978401Do you have a masturbation video Y/N?
>>9978315Intelligent dragons are the worst!They're like a billion years old and super arrogant and despise humanity as a bunch of upstart monkey. They're kill us all out boredom, if not some moral sense of doing the world good.And there would be virtually no cuddling
>>9978419>no marevagit's shit
>>9978427Try adding me on Skype.
>>9978405Your petty insults bounce harmlessly off of me.
>>9976410I like her spunky attitude and that she wants to be the best at everthing she does. While she can be a little brash when the chips are down she is always going to stick by her friends.
>>9978432Yes but I'm not linking it.>>9978378Yes, I wrote that, and the one with Trixie and the mirror.
>>9978434Well, I'd hug a big toe or something.Anything.
>>9978419Every time I see this picture it reminds me of this girl I know, I don't know why, just why the fuck.
>>9978419>>9978427Look at these cowards, posting porn then hiding it. They dont take their bans like men.
>>9978440but that was you plan all along! nice try ruseman~
>>9978434That feel.I wanted to be this guys bro so hard by the time he made his second big appearance.I MEAN HE STOLE MY HEARTWE WERE MEANT TO BE
>>9978397Can she shit on us now?
>>9978388ShhhhHere have some Twily.http://mlpg.co/twily/
>>9978445Yeah, a lot of that.On a side note, today I learned that people still use the word "spunky" seriously.
>>9978401I normally hate Twixie(thanks, Yamino), but this is just...UNF. Thank you based Wolf.>>9978450Is that based off the picture where Trixie was getting eaten out and her tits sucked by three clones of her, while thanking Twilight for the spell?
>>9978367It's up to you, whether you want to just draw something you imagine yourself... but if you're interested in a specific idea, then how about the two of them hiking on a mountain trail together?With Texanon wearing appropriate garb and having stubble on his face.
>>9978384what a qt
>>9978471This guy, this guy right here got me.Always made me wish I could slaughter the Blades.
>>9978453You can curl up on one during its millennial long sleep, but it sill kill you dead
>>9978394to be honest, I stole it off google
I like this pony.she is my favorite pony.
>>9978458neither do we!
>>9978397please stop, I wanted to take a break from drinking
>>9977953Still streaming stupid sketches for as long as this grooveshark playlist lasts.
>>9978490No, the mirror fic was based on a drawing of Trixie making out with a mirror.And you're quite welcome.
>>9978450Aw come on please?
>>9978495how is pony supposed to ski like that? she wouldn't be able to turn the skis, meaning she'd have no control.
What you gon' do with all that junk?All that junk,inside your trunk?
>>9978504You have excellent taste in pone, friend.
>>9978498>Always made me wish I could slaughter the Blades.>try to do it>blade#1 is unconcious
>>9978505Yes we do. He cant get a ban, cus post deleted. We take our bans, and we do what men do. Dodge, duck, dip, dive, and... erm... dodge.
>>9978504>liking someones OCbecause i know that pone isnt in the show
>>9978514Ponies are not meant to ski
>>9978512I don't even have a link.
>>9978450Shit. I came to that fic so many times. It's a somewhat small world after all.
To boil it down to a simple sentence: I love her personality. A mix of canon, fanon, and headcanon give me the impression that she is much softer on the inside and has a desire to open herself to someone, although she doesn't trust easily, hence her loyalty because when she finally finds someone she can trust she sticks close to them. I'm someone who has had trouble opening myself up to and/or relying on others since I was young and it has cultivated in me a trait of almost paranoid independence which has been both beneficial and hindering. Really I would have to say the appeal of her in me lies in a dumb fantasy that we would have a strong relationship because we can confide in each other our problems with me knowing that she would completely understand mine and I hers. I realize I just went full autist right there, but somebody had to do it this thread is full of boring normal posts.
>>9978547neither are humans but we do it anyway.
>>9978515>>9978535I installed a bunch of unessential mods so I could kill them.So satisfying.But yeah, that first moment coming across Paarthurnax was magical.
>>9978547Ponies using skis on all fours would be cut.
>>9978574Shit game doesn't deserve my time.
>>9978563Thanks for the complement?
>>9978574I cant believe they wanted you to kill him.I can't believe people actually did.
>>9978490>I normally hate Twixie(thanks, Yamino)>hating things because of people you don't like that like themgaaay
Better life through Excel, my friends.Seriously though, who came up with that "Big Mac Attack" modification of the stack?
>>9978551You sure are the worst.
>>9978575>Ponies using skis on all fours would be cut.cut... where?
>>9978512search the archive, it's a mediafire link and this is the filename
>>9978493Can Texanon even grow facial hair?
>>9978591That, and because outside of Homeshit, hatefucking isn't a thing.
>>9978612It's a good workout, so everywhere.
>>9978589I never did.I couldn't bring myself to do it, even to see what happens.
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>9978636> outside of Homestuck, hatefucking isn't a thingThat's how we made my daughter, so ...
>Now I can shake it like in that video about the negro Jesus
>>9978616>implying you can do anything with thatyou need the file id, you can't do shit with that
Frued what does it mean when I want to be a pony?
>>9978705you're a colossal faggot who should get a life.
>>9978693if that were true then how did I find this?http://www.mediafire.com/?9awghlfdnfe7lii
>>9978725Freud can I fuck your mother?
Why are we talking about Nanaki's dick again?
>>9978725Whoa, reality check.But then I remember that life is miserable.
Who was your waifu before pony, MLPG?
>>9978735This is so cute. The kid wanted to play in the puddle and the dog waited for him.
>>9978725Freud, Freud!What does it mean if I want a pony?
>>9978745How far back before pony are we talking here?
>>9978745Frankie.Forever and always
>>9978745Jade ChanI was really young at the time
>>9978757I dawwed to anon. Reminds me of my dog when I was his age. Well maybe a bit older.
>>9978674You're implying that any of us have a chance of reproducing!
>>9978745>wasNigga she's still close to my heart
>>9978745I never had a waifu before pone, but I admit that I did come close. I am ashamed.Can you guess my pone waifu?
>>9978745my first waifu was android 18
>>9978779>>9978689How do I not see these things?
>>9978781Are you that guy from /vr/ who has the Um Jammer Lammy guitar?
>>9978745a non-pony sort of self-insert OC of mine who is a qt 3.14 loli and is also my imouto
>>9978788Dash or Scoots. Duh
Lover her attitude, personality and character design.
>>9978800No, but I really wish I was
>>9978815I think she's rather bland actually.
>>9978745I had none.
>>9978818I don't get it
>>9978745Ty Lee. She's just adorable.
>>9978810FUCK OFF KYKEHE BASED HER OFF YOUBASEDHE DIDN'T MAKE YOU A CARTOONNOBODY WANTS THAT OLD JEW FACED HAG PUSSY
>>9978810god damn, those eyes are bright red
>>9978745Didn't have one.>>9976735>
>>9978822It must be a real collector's item. He's posted it a few times. I've looked it up and I can't find anything on ebay or anywhere else.
>>9978745Tifa from FF7.
>>9978745I didn't get into the whole waifufagging buisness until mlp but Samus was my vidya waifu
does anyone want a quickie drawing
>>9978840They would have bugged me two years ago.But now?I want to fuck them aswell
>>9978860THAT'S NOT FUCKING CAIT SITH
>>9978867YES OF DASH BEING QUICK
>>9978866I used to think Samus was a guy because I never played Metroid until a year or two ago.
>>9978781Nice to see someone else with good taste in here.
do we have Art-Deco Rarity? i just re-watched Sky Captain and now i want to see the pony of tomorrow.
>>9978745I never had a waifu, but I did have a husbando.
>>9978874KLONDIKE PLSI DON'T HAVE A THING FOR ROBOTS
>>9978879Seth pls go
>>9978860Those breasts are unrealistic.
>>9978833Would you rub your waifu's butt if even if she yelled at you MLPG?
>>9978879le subtle seth reference
>>9978879I like how NMM is basically Cynder
>>9978902That's because it's fanart, anon.
>>9978860goddammit this was my waifu also. i cant believe i was jacking off to the same waifu as nanaki
>>9978745looh-king foah me?
>>9978894CLANK CLANK CLANK
>>9978924Dude, everyone's beat it to Tifa at least once.Tifa > Aeris
>>9978903No, not if she yelled at me. That would be molestation.
>>9978930>If necessary keep to their own threads.Even moot knows that we can't stand each other.
>>9978930Was that bait for me...?
So how is everyone today?
>>9978947>my strength is not for hurting
>>9978903I'd pinch her teats
>>9978945I did it to Yuffie and Aeris, but never Tifa.
>>9978423"EEEK!"Sweetie's entire body would buckle as your lips press up against her nipple, closing around the areola and gently suckling on her tender flesh. You'd savor the taste of her skin, mixed with a hint of sweat and complemented by the scent of her body, the pleasant fragrance of a woman. Pressed onwards by her intoxicating aroma, you would dive in and sample hungrily from her bountiful cleavage, on occasion playfully flicking and tracing little circles around her nipple with your tongue. As your tongue works its magic, you'd let one hand wander over to her free breast, squeezing it more firmly than before and tweaking her nipple between your fingers.A long slew of gasps, whimpers and stifled exclamations would escape Sweetie's lips, her fingers clenching into a fist and gripping a handful of your hair as you tease and tantalize her sensitive breast."B-Big-AH~!-Big bro...!"You'd feel her body writhing under you, constantly shifting under your touch, and displaying to you just how far your teasing has pushed her. Her voice stuttering between her carnal utterances, she'd try to force out coherent words."W-Want-mmmh!! I w-want...you...!"
>>9978933Thanks.Seriously, man. I waifu'd her so hard...
>>9978965Dont. Just dont.
>>9978947What if she actually liked it
>>9978945I really like the tifaXmonster gifs
>>9978745Only one I can think of at the momentAlso this was only up until you find out who she really is. I dropped the show after that
>>9978990Then I would knead her buttcheeks furiously.
what the fuck is going on with these new namefags and tripfags?
/mlp/ foar lyfe
>bronies and ponies should play nicelywait a minutewhich of you here are ponies?
>>9978988Wait what's wrong?>>9978995How?
>>9978980Pinch her nipples. Yes Sweetie?
>>9978969Nipple play is sorely unrepresented in this fandom
>>9979003Apparently someone is linking MLPG to the /b/ chat or something. Just don't respond.
>>9978995>that fucking picture's text
>>9979003raid from /b/filter and report
>>9979011Wait, you're not a pony?
>>9979028I'm just here to investigate, not here to cause trouble
>>9979030Good. I'm not the only one
>>9979011>he's not a ponygigglingfillys.apng
>braeburned will never invite you into his hotel at a con and smack you into a state of exhausted submission with his chance then bind your limp body up in BDSM gear and "make you gay"
Has anyone became a pony yet?
>>9979003Well, i came to try and make friends.People were mean, and ssaid it was a raid...>be careful what you wish for>>9979014They dont like people with names or who post pics, they dont like hitting imgcapIts like the opposite of b. >>9979032Report, for what?
>>9978745>implying more than one waifu
>>9979038investigate by lurking
>>9978992Those are excellent.There's also a manga where she's abducted by a bunch of Malboro.
>>9978980what tense is this being written ini honestly cannot tell
>>9979038then lurk, dont tripfag and avatarfag
>>9979011We're not supposed to out ourselves
>>9979051Wait so I need to drop the braeburn avatar?:/
Would you love your waifu even if she was mindfucked by a villain into becoming a slut?
>>9979076just stop... They are going to leave eventually.
>>9978945when i was young i had limited access to the family computer. i would print tons of tifa porn, including futa. my sister found the pictures in my room one day.
>>9979048I would prefer if you would use the pony Braeburn instead of the drawfag Braeburned for youwillnevers like this in the future
>>9979011why would you post in mlpg if you're not a pony?
>>9979011>He isn't a pony.
>>9979087Its a bit of an annoyance to us but really, we can't stop you.
>>9979092>Bimbo SparkleShe's my waifu
>>9978980In case I leave before this finishes, is anyone screencapping all this?
>>9979011What? You aren't a pony?
>>9979092>bimbofication through magicmuh fetish.But I would try and unslut her, make her normal.Something tells me this will be easier for Rarityfags
>>9979092Can I fix her?
>>9979106No really this shouldn't be funny anymore.Why do I always chuckle?
>>9979092>mindfucked by a villain into becomingI would do anything in my power to bring her back, anon, but I'd still be there for her even if I couldn't.
I really wish there was an afterlife that would be whatever you viewed as your paradise, just so I could be in Equestria.
>>9979087Having an 'avatar' per sey is fine, but yeah, for the most part putting a picture with every post will get people annoyed with you.Be civil and get civil responses in return.
>>9979123now take off your name.
>>9979127by the time you die you probably won't even remember MLP
>>9979127I know, right?
>>9978289Pardon the late response, but yes. Beg her, tell her that you'll go to the ends of the Earth, if only so you can have the greatest orgasm of your life.
>>9979127>not drinking bleach
>>9979127You realize that it would be Equestria according to you and that if you ever forget something in the show before you die, it might change how a pony acts since they never got that lesson
>>9979087the thing is, avatarfagging eats the image limit, and attracts hostility
>>9979092she'd be even better if she was mind-broken.
>>9979127No anon, you'll die and you'll hate it like a normal person.
>>9978745I MAKE MY OWN WAIFUS
>>9979120You can try.Would you try?
>>9979123some people just got to hate./)
>>9979087So they claim.Its one big anon fuckfest in here though...They have free names and ability to pic, but dont use it... imagine if we had freedom like that on b, we wouldnt waste it...
>>9979157You can always just make a new thread and link it.
>>9979162And this isn't a chat room, speak like a normal person.
>>9979100>braeburn will never invite you into his barn and smack you into a state of exhausted submission with his cock then bind your limp body up in BDSM gear and "make you gay"
>>9979177This is true
>>9979157It also violates global rule 13
>>9979177you know you guys can just got to /mlp/ and make a new thread right
>>9979157It's also against the rules.
>>9979138I doubt that. I can remember things I used to do 20 years ago.>mfw I still have the same hobbies.
>>9979177But you have 'freedom like that'. Right here.Did people stop using /b/reads?
>>9979183Great, now I'm going to hear everything Braeburned posts in Owen Wilson's voice.
>>9979183Better, I'm going to have to ignore the image though
>>9979127What's your paradise, MLPG? Mine is a living tentacle-y universe where everyone is in a constant state of sex with everything at all times.
>>9979192which sadly does not apply to /mlp/
>>9979168Why wouldn't I try?
>>9979191>tfw not beefing it
>>9979192Not on /mlp/ it doesn't.
>>9979092>mindbreakThat is not my fetish.
>>9979193You know that cartoon situation where the main characters sister has to stay with him because she got laid off? That's how I am imagining the /b/reads
>>9979177the point of 4chan is anonymity
>>9979199They were drummed out by mods for being glorified chatrooms. Which, honestly, there are better places than here for that shit. Like /b/. Or Ponychan.
>>9979139>DA fags who think slapping together some shitty traced vectors made by other people and applying some even shittier filters and textures constitutes as "art"
>>9979212Because some people like that.
>>9979204Not me. I just stopped for the night from lack of interest
>image cap>664 posts
>>9979210Rule 13 applies even on /b/why the fuck doesn't it apply here?
>>9979245Cause Moot knows bronies
>>9979239Yes, I can see the thread statistics too.
>>9979239>unironic spam and shitposting
>>9979237If I wanted my a slut for a waifu I would waifu a slut.
>>9979230See, we aren't a glorified chat room.We have an IRC for that.This is a place where we have tea and partake in gentleman's activities like small equines and fisticuffs.
>>9979092Psh, yeah right. Pinkie just dressed up like that because she likes to roleplay sometimes.
>>9979177People gte mad at just the silliest of things, don't they?
>>9979245Because Sethesto bought him out.
>>9979239That is because of avatar idiots.
>>9979183Owen Wilson = BraeburnVince Vaughn = Big Mac
>>9979271>We have an IRC for that.we do?
Ever feel like there's no winning to this endless field of bullshit MLPG? I'd give up my waifu just to go back to /co/.
>>9979297Yes. And it's full of bronies who actually use chatrooms.
>>9979297Yes we d->/b/ is here.No we don't.
>>9979192Learn your own rules.>>9979193Thats not the point. We came here, I came here, to meet the MLPG, to say hi to people, and expand horizons, build bridges, if Bread made a thread here, itd be pointless.>>9979199Oh no, i can link bread if you want!We have the freedom here, but people abuse us for usig it, 'avatarfags, tripfags'wtf>>9979226forced anon, can still have poster ID. idiot>>9979230drummed out, how little you knowand what is this but a glorified chatroom>>>9979273oh they do
Hey guys. Guess what? I'm going to post pony pictures the next thread you make.
>>9979310Oh no, people being...SOCIAL!
>>9979309>I'd give up my waifu just to go back to /co/.Never give her up, anon.
>>9979316>Oh no, i can link bread if you want!I don't want a link, I just want to know why you're here instead of there.
NEW HORSE HAS GALLOPED IN>>9979314>>9979314>>9979314>>9979314
>>9979309There's a reason no one goes back to /b/ once you use other boards.
>>9979327>>9979327>>9979327New thread is new.
>>9979310I know /mlp/ had one but I didn't think MLPG did too
>>9979335>linking it here
>>9979335>>9979338Well this is awkward.
>>9979335>>9979338You had one job
>>9979342We made it a long ass time ago.
>>9979334Because you're feeding him attention, you spastic fuck
>>9979334Makeing friends, building bridges mostly.Ive been badly treated though... mission critical failure...>>9979336This, is obviously not true.>>9979339People work hard to knock them down>>9979364you know we know right?
>>9979316>forced anon, can still have poster ID. idiotno im saying the point of this sight as a whole is the ability to be anonymous. Names and tripcodes werent put in so faggots like you can attention whore. Which is why they were taken away from certain boards, because they held no purpose and were being abused.
>>9979364>Still denying that #mylittlepony is our chat room.Bitch all you want that it has bronies in it, we made it you fuck.
>>9979387*siteYou also know we can have names and trips everywhere? If you arent a newfag that is...
>>9979377>you know we know right?IT'S LIKE, THEY CAN READ THE LINKBOARD!PANIC!
>>9979377You're still on /b/ because you're a humongous faggot, once you realize this, you'll stop going.
>>9979404>What is /b/?>What is /q/?
>>9979410Well, you tell that to the people trying badly to cover it up...>>9979432I... what?other boards...
>>9979404>certain boardslike /b/ where you morons hail
>>9979208Mine's a peaceful Equestria where I can be the slutty mare
>>9979017Lifting your head, you'd part your lips from her nipple, leaving it slick with your saliva and stiff with excitement. "Yes Sweetie?""I...I w-want-EEEAAAAA!!"Her voice would be abruptly cut off by a loud squeal as your fingers pinch her nipples, slowly rolling back and forth and sending crackles of pleasure through her whole body. "AAAaaaAAAaaa!! P-Please! Stop-AHHHN!!-s-stop teasing me! I c-can't take it anymore!!"Her hands would clasp against your cheeks, holding your gaze upwards as she looks down at you with desperation, her eyes shimmering with moisture."I w-want it! I want YOU!"As her voice cracks on the last syllable, you'd find your grip on her breasts relaxing."Please...Please don't make me wait any longer...!"
>>9979442My point is, /b/ and /q/ don't let us use trips and names.Do you even Jeopardy?
>>9978980I can't hold back much longer, little sister. I want you, too...
>>9979460Fingerbang her while eating her out.
>>9979451Not strictly true...>>9979461Sigh, yes, yes they do.Dont ask why and how.Youre new, its ok, you dont use b, you dont know
>>9979460>you will never gently suckle your little sister's voluptuous breastsbrb commiting kakuro
>>9979460should we stay here?
>>9979542probably.also, smoke break! back in 10. feel free to leave suggested actions while I'm gone.
>>9979519Just tried posting with a name and trip on /b/, got forced Anon.Try it yourself.
>>9979578This >>9979488And try to rim her
>>9979602baby, go to our thread. pick someone, ask their name. people will tell you.It aint my fault you dont know how.
>>9979630I don't even know what the fuck you just said.
>>9979602I believe they developed a third party applicationjust for tripfaggotry
>>9979630WE DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT YOU AND YOUR FUCKING THREAD JUST FUCK OFF
>>9979460Lay down next to her and finger her into her first orgasm. Double-handed clit/mons massage and deep fingering, or maybe a g-spot.
>>9979662U mad bro?He mad bros.>>9979651Basically, we have names. Ask us who a poster is, we can name them. just cus you cant see them, doesnt mean they arent there
>>9979914Don't you have a new thread to shit?
>>9979963Yup. Im in this and that.I guess theres no chance of making friends with those left in here?
>>9979476>>9979488>>9979607>>9979671"I can't hold back much longer, little sister. I want you, too..."Sweetie's chest would rise against your hands as she gasps from your words. One thumb would stroke your cheek, caressing your skin."Th-Then...please..."Giving her a small nod, you'd slip your hands away from her chest, freeing her tender nipples from your fingers. With a push against the sheets, you'd be up to a sitting position, straddling her naked body. Her hands would fall back against the sheets, leaving her sprawled out under you, gazing longingly up into your eyes. Seeing her so bare and vulnerable beneath you, you wouldn't be able to help but feel a bit overdressed by comparison. A quickly fixed problem; in but a moment, your shirt has joined her panties in a heap by the side of the bed. You'd her Sweetie coo in delight as her eyes wander over your bare chest, soaking up the sight of your exposed skin. Giving her a reassuring smile, you'd scoot your way down her body, bringing yourself eye-level with her mons, the faintest tip of the metaphorical iceburg that is the warm, pink flesh tucked between her legs.cont.
>>9980326You're a real trooper, doing this all day, you know that?
>>9980326If she was moist before, she'd be positively dripping now, a little damp stain visible on the sheets between her luscious thighs. Her legs would rub together in anticipation; eagerness for you to give Sweetie the sweet release she so desperately craves.Resting your hands on her hips, you'd gently roll her over onto her stomach once again, concealing her heaving chest in exchange for a full view of her plentiful derriere. A little upward tug on her hips would be met with quick accord, as Sweetie tucks her knees in and lifts her rear into the air. Her most sensitive parts, previously only hinted at, would now be on full display, the tender pink flesh of her pussy glistening with her feminine secretions and the faintest hint of an anus just barely visible between the plump cheeks of her rear.Arching her back, Sweetie would stretch her body like a cat, pressing her breasts firmly against the sheets and giving you a sideways glance."G-Go on, big bro..."cont...again. it's taking so much longer to get to the actual suggestions than I expected!
>>9980876Needing no further encouragement, you'd bring one trembling hand up to the burning heat of her labia, stroking your fingertips against her slick flesh. A loud gasp of delight would escape Sweetie's lips, egging you on as you begin moving your fingers in slow up-and-down motions over the length of her lips, stroking from just under her little pucker to the tiny pink nub at the bottom. Your gentle touch would be met with delighted moans and shudders of ecstasy from your beloved little sister, in even greater intensity every time your fingers brush against her tender clit.Seeing your fingers becoming wet and slippery as juices soak them and drip in little rivulets down her thighs, you'd find yourself...thirsting. Burning with a desire to taste her, and sample her sweet honey. Slipping your fingers to the side, you'd bring your face in close to nestle against the seam of her buttocks, slipping your tongue from your mouth and brushing it in a slow, deliberate motion all along the surface of her slit."NghyaaaAAAaaa!!"You certainly would have done something right.
shall we move to the next horse. looks like it's hit image-limit.also, am I taking too long with these replies?
>>9981414Sure, let's move once they have a new thread.And this particular reply bundle was long, so that's understandable.Sorry I haven't been able to get the wordier responses in. I'm glad others have responded at all, though.
>>9981464no worries. more replies = more people being entertained.that one guy will get his rimming soon enough.