Old thread: >>9902109Topic: Here we have the wonderful purple horse. What do you like/dislike about her?
>>9906398She used to be my favorite, but then I started liking Applejack more. But lately, I've been swaying back to Twilight again.
>>9906398She's the worst pony ever in all of Equestria
>you will never and you never should.
>>9906427If Marker ever stops booping, do you think she'd die?
>>9906398Why are you posting someones unicorn OC that obviously rips off princess twily?
shining armor needs to wear more armor
>>9906461>tfw no Crank 3 starring marker pone
She's second best witchFluttershy is best witch
>that new Jr marker picmy dick
Top 3 MLPG words of the week:frenulumturgidmotherly
>>9906427Wow isaac, I didn't know you were my nigga.
Would you go to this pones birthday party?
>>9906398she is my 4th favorite horseDash > Rarity > Pinkie > Twilight > Fluttershy > Applejacksorry tex
>>9906443You're making the right choice.
>>9906527Goddamn that's a cute purple horse
ok guysso I'm trying to writebut every time I get in like an entire sentence in, I just delete it because it sounds stupidwhat do?
>>9906531I am, Bats!It just isn't pone.
>>9906529Sure. As long as she remembers the date.
>>9906398I like how she can freak out over little things, but be completely in control when shit hits the fan.
>>9906529>No-one will ever post the unedited pic
>>9906496>she has to engage in fetishes midway through the film to keep her boop levels up>they're very lewd fetishes
>>9906531
>>9906398Like: Everything about her. She isht mein waifu. Dislike: Her new wings, but I still love her.
>>9906551Write a whole lot, disregarding stupidity. Get a chunk of story going. Then go back and change what you need.
>>9906551Give up trying.
Would you cuddle with these apple pones?
>>9906551Skip to a part of the story you're more comfortable writing and come back to that part alter.
>>9906504I personally like the one with the glasses the best, but you can have your opinions.
>>9906495what if he commissioned rarity to design a suit of armor for him?what would it look like?
>>9906427
>>9906531Okay.
>>9906558i was literally about to post something exactly along the lines of this picture
>>9906582
>>9906496>Crankwhy did this series never take off the way it should?Should I stram crank?
>>9906594Get that loli shit out of here
>>9906594i would cuddle them all night after sex
>>9906594I don't understand anything going on in this picture.
>>9906594I'm fucking sick of the daisy dukes on AJ. I never found it arousing.
>>9906531But I can't draw for shit!
>>9906607oh gosh
I wish I knew who did these
>>9906607Looking good
>>9906515>not linking it
>>9906579>Pet marker pone
>>9906607I'm so hypedYou might want to fix that hand a wee bit, the fingers are a bit off. Maybe make them a bit more curled up into its hand?
>>9906531but im tired, bats
>>9906651GO ONSHIT ON 'IM
>>9906628Yes I agree, she's need to take them off
>>9906551Write without readingThen go back and get the prose you likeAnd then write around that
>>9906639I thought they were pretty old so I dunno, but yeah they're great
>>9906639Oh man is that oregon trail but with ponies
>>9906531I was told to make anon spooning a ponySo I just made a giant spoon spooning a sort of pony creature
>>9906639You lost3x WAGON AXLE50 lbs. APPLESApplejohn (drowned)
>>9906638>dat face
>>9906651http://toggafreggin.tumblr.com/
>>9906639
>>9906639>>9906684The lines and handwriting look really familiar but I can't place a name.
>>9906638will someone please kill Billie Joe Armstrong
>>9906684Twilight's my favourite
>>9906685>the river is 50 feet across, 6 feet deep, and flowing at 50 miles per hour>ford the stream?>caulk the wagons and float them across?>pay the ferryman?
>>9906707Man, finally some decent Marker Pony porn.
How many people would you kill for one sloppy furious blowjob from Pinkie including lots of lewd sucking, slurping, and smacking noises
How do you think the royal sisters satisfy their 'needs'
>>9906731always ford it
>>9906730
>>9906594I'd this apple pone>EqG will never be in this style>P&S will never have a second season>LWA will never have a seriesGAINAX!!!!!!!!!!!!!HASBRO!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>9906731FORD THE STREAMWho's in our traveling party
>>9906731You know, 7 year-old me didn't even know what caulk or ford or any of those terms meant so I'd usually just randomly pick one.
>>9906743none
>>9906743approximately nobodyponies are not for sexual
>>9906743noneI'd throw her a party instead
>>9906755
>you will never bee a femanon's good little stallion>she will never get to the point that she can't get to sleep without one of your toungebaths before bed>it will never simply end up with her getting smothered into the mattress half the time>you will never spend more nights sleeping in your little twin-size than your own pony bed>she'll never simply fall alseep on top of your or snuggling between your legs>she will never buy a much larger bed>she'll never continue to sleep on top of you anyway
>>9906743Just oneyou
>>9906764>>9906769>>9906775fucking faaaaaaaaaaaaags
What are some unique ways to get bronybucks at a convention?Outside of the usual stickers, prints, t-shirts, charms, necklaces and buttons. Something creative and easy to buy.
>>9906750with a harem of fillies, mares, colts and stallions, depending on their mood
>>9906756FUCK
>>9906779
>>9906783But I don't want to fuck humans, I want to a pony
>>9906730>>9906755my empty heart needs more of these>>9906779she took all of those hats
>>9906792hand-carved soap ponies
>>9906755HnnngggCan't deal, it's too cute
>>9906792Blowjobs
>>9906804I wish there were more of these
>>9906783But I want to be a stallion's good little femanon.
>>9906791well I'm sure the party would loosen her up for sun "fun"
>>9906750What do you think all those Fluttershy recolors are for?
>>9906769>>9906764>>9906775What if a man came in and held you and your family at gunpoint, threatening to kill you if you wouldn't fuck your favorite pony?
>>9906813I'm still thinking about pewter casting ponos
>>9906779That 3rd frame is magic
>>9906831Shoot him with my gun and fuck the pony anyway
>>9906812
>>9906831why is he still alive
>>9906743Why would I have to kill anyone to sex a Pinkie?
>>9906831does it have to be in fount of them?
>>9906757markerponehiatusponebright eyes >>9906753you have lost 2 OXEN1 WAGON485 lbs. MEAT
>>9906792Glassware. Simple pipes with cutie marks on them or something, I'd pay $10 for one just for novelty value if they were well blown. Glassblowing is really tough, though.
>>9906841>anon why-unhg-why are you doing this>anon he's gone you don't have to-uhf- FUCK ME>ANON
>>9906839You mean, panel.
>>9906831anon that makes no sense, i would have shot him as soon as he entered my house
>>9906513>redlinestheres a colored version kickin around now
>>9906856yes plz
>>9906859>485 lbs. MEAT
>>9906866>>ANON~fixed.
>>9906859That's like one whole mime
>>9906854How else would he know if you did it? You could meet halfway and call him in as you're about to cum so it doesn't break your concentration.
>>9906831I'd probably be too scared to know what I was doing.
>>9906866>shh shh, just enjoy it, just enjoy itAnd bit down on her ear
>>9906866>And that's why Flutters has to live in a different home
PANKA!
>>9906859>485lb MetaI think we should go hunting. We still have some bullets right?
Daily reminder that BonBon is a grumpy lesbian.
>>9906905alright I'm game
>>9906685Hah reminds me when that guy played it here. RIP Apple FamilyAt least Twilight, Rarity, Spike, Sweetie and Opal survived.
>>9906914WHAT?
>>9906743If 1 person is good for 10 blowjobs, I'm game.
Mrs. Cake is a MILF.
>>9906943GET BACK TO TWERK!
>>9906756>EqGI've stopped caring about that, honestly.>P&S;_;>LWAI wouldn't hold your breath. Trigger is currently producing a new anime series...
>>9906856oh god that short thing from last thread was greatthis definitely needs to be done moremaybe a fic or something.
>>9905378>>9905300>>9905269As requested in old horse, back with review.This fic is good dammit. Two chapters in and it has me. Fuck there are tiny pieces that make me want to find a reason to hate it but it's actually good. I thought they were going full alicorn OC in the beginning but it turned out to be Celestia under a different name. Gonna see if it stays good.There you go, a reading recommendation:http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6515/days-of-wasp-and-spider
>yfw MLPG is full of gay sluts>And you're all complaining about being lonely
>>9906919>BonBon will never tie you up and chain you to a wall>She and Lyra will never perform lewd lesbian acts in front of you>She will never stomp on your balls and choke you>She will never whip you
What music would play at MLPG Headquerters
>>9906915you GO HUNTINGyou have 6 BULLETSthere are 2 DUCKSyou return with 1 lb MEAT3 lbs FEATHERS1 BULLETS
>>9906979>>9906856Yeah I was just imagining them simply acting like each other, but if they were actually dressed up too?Geez...
>>9906993How is his pupil doing that?
>>9906990It's not gay to talk about wanting to be a pretty mare
>>9906996The theme song to Evangelion on loop.
>>9907003WHY
>>9906993>She will never stomp on your ballsTHANK GOD
>>9907003HOW DO YOU GET 3 POUNDS OF FEATHERS AND ONLY ONE POUND OF MEAT?WERE WE HUNTING WITH FRANGIBLE ROUNDS?
>>9906996Depends on your location in the building?
>>9906979idk if i want something so lewd though. like them trading places for a day or just hanging out goofing around. sorta like this only between the two of them.
>>9906996Istanbul, Not ConstantinopleOn loop 24/7
>>9907012IT'S TRYING TO ESCAPE
>>9906707Whoever runs that tumblr is suffering from a painful case of needing to get hit by a bus.
>>9906996http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZeS5lCrD6tQ
>>9907043I think a healthy does of both would be great
>>9906972that's a nice ass
>>9906972K
>>9907057
>>9907072Baaaby, I'm howwling for yoooou
>>9907003>>9907033>only 1lb of meatLooks like we're going to have to marker pone if we don't want to starve
>>9907003Anyone else ever seen a chicken run over by a car in just the right way so that it actually seems to explode in a cartoon cloud of feathers?
>>9907096>Have to marker poneunf
>>9906985will bookmark
>>9906996http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-CDso8qlX1U&list=LLY8uV5UxLFyZkNb1hbSR2MwEvery other answer is wrong
>>9906996Closing Time - Semisonic, for when the night threads startSussudio - Phil collins, during night threadsRATM - No Shelter, when Day threads startWicked Garden - STP, during Day threadsRate my pleblist
>>9907003>need 5 bullets to kill two birdsWhat the fuck. You can kill two birds with one bullet if you actually try.
>>9907151You can kill 2 birds with 1 stone?
>>9906996I don't really care but in the bar only thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NmyeWTqhTSEAnd we'd drunkenly dance, and sing, and fight about our waifu's honor and we'd have fun...
can we pls more femanonall we got is that darf trainwreck and 'let's see how far we can take this combined with mind alteration'.I just want femanon to softly cuddle her good little stallion with her vagina
>tfw standing there itching your balls in the morning
>>9907163Yes. Didn't your father teach you the ways of bird-killing?
>>9907178>bonballs
Why are you such a dork?
>>9907178thanks for the update, anon
>>9907003>Duck hunting>Using anything but a .22>Not waiting for a still one and shooting it in the headI never understood people using shotguns for duck huntingIf you can't get a clean kill what's the point?
liveleak.com/view?i=779_1366080502I want to be a drunk Russian man riding my pony
>>9906985>actually reading fanfictionWhy would you do that?
>>9907120Eat niggaeat marker pony
>>9907197
>>9907178>Tfw air-drying your balls in front of the fan after a shower
>>9907177What did he do?
>>9907151I rolled a d20 and the result was a 4
>>9907212JB plspls
>>9907212TOO LATEMARKER PONY IS BEING HAD
What if pone was an assassin with a hit on you?
>>9906996>that one /k/ommando in the corner cubicle who just has 'Rhodesians Never Die' on repeat>doesn't own a single pair of headphones
>>9907216>tfw running your fingers over your sweaty balls and deeply breathing in the musk
>>9907237i would cuddle her into submission
>>9907216I want that tongue on my penis
>>9907237I'd let her kill me sexually
anyone have this animated? I do but 4chan says it's embedded
>>9907261UNF
>>9907204To discredit shitposting noncontributing nonponydiscussing shits like you
>>9907225It included snailsAnd wasn't really anything like the greentext, it was femanon and cheeriliee get drunk and invite some stallions over and act like complete sluts for two hours. it wasn't cute at all.
>>9907237Die in a tragic boating accident.
Are you ready for Twilight's salty surprise?
>>9907142It's very 90'sI like it
>>9907262imgur
>megasweet
>>9907237I would ask her how she could practically draw and use either of those weapons. For starters, assuming she's going to draw and use that sword with her mouth, why bother with the face mask?
>>9907297Sweetie what happened to your face
>>9907293Why thank you.
>>9907303Look at this anonHe's going to be sitting there asking questions while he gets stabbed in the chest by a sword wielding pony.
>>9907303shut up anon she is trying to look cool and you are upsetting her.
>>9907303Dash is all about tacticool. Looks over practicality
>>9907289fuck no, faggot
>>9907237What if pone was a witch out to kill you?
>>9907237
>tfw my Jessy folder will never update again
>>9907303>What're you going to do, stab me? —stabbed anon
>>9907204Because Fuck you I do what I want.
>>9907275that little retard killed it for me too
>>9907245Here's the story of Rhodesia, a land both fair and great!On the eleventh of November, an independent state!
>>9907314CAN IT, SLUTTERSHY.
>>9907333ButShe did 2 pics today or something
Am I the only one bugged by the shitty terminology that is rampant here?I tried to describe something using the word "flank" and the dude thought I meant butt.
>>9907333But Jessy drew two new things today
>>9907289>twilight will never mix her magical pony semen sperm into your food thus making you drunk on her semen
>>9907331Pffft. Casters ain't shit.If pony was a Saber, on the other hand, you'd be fucked.
>>9907275Oh.Well it was pretty hot to me so whatever.
>>9907346>using image filters
>>9907333Why's that, Anon?
>>9907332>i'm a shitty fluffy vector
GuysWhat ifGuysWhat if instead of MLPG Co. we'd have an MLPG Mercenary Guild?
>>9907346Well screw you too, squeaks mcretard
>>9907216Are you going to toke all day with Fluttershy this saturday, anon?
Worst ponyWorst "development"Worst fansWorst episodesWorst voice actressWorst everything.
>>9907357Thank god.That is like my number one fear.
>>9907333why
>>9907294http://imgur.com/voSlhPH
>>9907372would get nobody that wanted to hire us
>>9907354It was used a few times, caught on, and was never corrected. It's far too late now.
>>9907381NOW HOLD ON A SECONDyou for got worse art
>>9907354>no arrow for "pony"worthless
>>9907289...If it's not lube, what is it?
>>9907382What kind of fear is that?
>>9907401b-but muh english language
>>9907416Mountain Dew
Don't tell me how to live my fucking life, Bonbon
>>9907321 >>9907335 >>9907325Hey man, she's probably gonna succeed in killing me anyway, I might as well ask. Best case scenario she gets distracted by trying thinking of an answer and I can make a quick retreat.>>9907326This is probably true.
>>9907410ZOOOM
>>9907354>girth
>>9907410wings edit where?
>>9907354i always thought flank meant the ponies the outboard parts of the horses thigh.
>>9907431>horizontal linking
>>9907354It's a fine line. I don't mind people using it in jest like "a slap on the flank," but when it reaches a point like the word "clop" it gets irksome.
Do you think Applejack's hat smells awful? I wonder if the other ponies around her try to exhale as they talk when they're around her to avoid the rank smell of sweat, pony dander, and apple pollen.
>>9907431>horizontal post layout>Into the trash it goes!
>>9907398>>9907372>somebody hires us to protect a caravan>we send our best men>they kill eachother as they leave because one of them said something about someone's wiafu
>>9907420The most terrifying kind.
>>9907462No.
How many Triple Stuf pics were there today?
>>9907470>Into the trash it goes!I don't understand
>>9907478whats triple stuf?
>>9907462That sounds pretty hatI really want to take a whiff of her hat after a long day on the farm
>>9907451Essentially that area, yeahIt's like like the military maneuver
>>9907496Ross' pony OCeveryone loves her unironically
>>9907458>>9907470It's tidier and takes up less space. Sorry.
>see picture>"that's cute">save it>filename already exists>it's the same picture
>>9907458>>9907470>yes I would rather the posts be longer than widerwhy, I think it looks clean
>>9907490It's a meme on /pol/. Basically, Penn Jillette is a picky HR manager who throws out resumes for any reason.Example:>be employer>looking over resume>no facebook idInto the trash it goes!
>tfw now living on the east coast and the general always seems to get good when i need to go to bed.life isnt fair
>>9907528I do that like once a dayPast me is a dick
Guild Wars 2 is having a free weekend April 19-21 and the [MLPG] guild is trying to find new members. If anyone has been on the fence about buying the game and want to try it out with first you can go here to grab a trial key:http://www.mmorpg.com/giveaways.cfm/offer/437/Guild-Wars-2-Weekend-Free-Trial-Key-Giveaway.htmlMLPG server is Jade Quarry
>>9907528every FUCKING time
>>9907539>living on the east coastthat's your problem, not ourswhere my master race mountainfags at?
>>9907519It's funny thoughLots of people liked her when he first drew her with that Milk stallionThen MT drew her and people loved her moreThen Ross made her more fat and everyone told him to stopHe can't help but ruin everything
>>9907519Oh, hahaWell it's not like he can draw to save his life, and if other people can take his garbage and mold it into something cute, that's great.I wonder if he's deluded himself into thinking we're his friends or something, again.
How long before someone edgy enough decides to edit the end of Fall Weather Friends to include explosions?
>>9907555i would rather live back on the west coast but im here for training.
>>9907539I like on the east coast and solve this problem by never sleeping.
>>9907560WHY SO ENTITLED ANON?
>>9907575I'll take the case!No I won't
>>9906979I capped itjust in case anyone wanted it
>>9907529BUT IT'S UNNATURAL!
>>9907584ShhhhI don't even think he knew what the word meant
>>9907582
>>9907579Kung-fu training?
>>9907596
>>9907579sex training?
>>9907386Here comes another Chinese earthquake
>>9907601no>>9907615yes no
>>9907555>mountainfagspfftBEST COAST REPRESENT
>>9907582>>9907600I'm fapping to you watching me.
>>9907621
>tfw no mare gf with incredibly sensitive perky teats
>>9907591can i make a request for the next one of these?knock it off with the mid-sentence spoilering. one spoiler tag per line is enough. my boner didn't get any harder from having to mouse over every fucking word.
>>9907612it's for you
>>9907528So I'm not the only one
>>9907579Fort Meade?Fort Eustis?Fort Lee?Pensacola?Benning? Jackson? Hunter?I'm sure I'm forgetting at least a couple
>>9907628>MilkyfagsYou have your own thread
>>9907596Oh Fluttershy you adorable little assassin you
Hey folks, how are you this evening? I'd like to take some time to sit down and rap with you about the dangers of greentext.Sure, a few lines of greentext may seem harmless at first, but greentext is often a gateway to fetishes, and can even lead to the unfs. If you know someone who greentexts regularly, you should talk to them about their problem immediately.Remember; break the hex, ungreen the text!
>>9907555>>9907539New England forever, nyc isn't invited
>>9907641but I don't get it
>>9907654>implying you can stop the green
>>9907646Fort Meadei havent even picked up class yet and wont until may
>>9907646Oh yeahDrum?
>>9907628AppleDan get that shit out of here.
>>9907654>implying I have a problem>implying I can't stop anytime I want
>>9907654Iron Will is a bitchmade nigga
>>9907591Is interesting idea.>>9907675>My prospects are in Nebraska or Florida after all my training.Dammit.
>>9907675Oh jesus, good luck with thatAir Force, I'm guessing? I don't think Army does any training at Meade
>>9907654>implying I'm not fapping to Iron Will right now
>>990765210/10 would allow to garrotte meYou owe me a dollar if you went to wikipedia to look up what a "garrotte" is
>>9907628CENTRAL COAST FOREVER
>>9907677>>9907647Scour the internet for a pony "BEST COAST" picture and i'll use it
>>9907643Am I the only one who is me?
>>9907654I'm not seeing how any of those things are dangers.
>>9907695MarinesMeade is an army base, but DINFOS the school im going to a joint forces school.
>>9907708Nope
>>9907708no
>>9907708http://howmanyofme.com/search/
>>9907654>you will have your head crushed by r63 iron will>she will never smash your face by sitting on you>she will never grab your cock with her pussy, through her pants
>>9907693>FloridaI'm going to find you while you're on base.I'll be wearing a 20% cooler shirt.
>>9907700You owe me a dollar to pay for my education and your presumption of illiteracy
>>9907571actually, he left in a huff and said he was done with us when we refused to credit him with creating her.it won't last, so enjoy it while you can.
>>9907708YOU ARE NEVER THE ONLY ONE
>>9907740>1 or fewerSo yes
>>9907700Oh non, mon ami. There is no need for that.
How much buffalo pussy does Braeburn get in a day?
>>9907635
>>9907740>There are 1 or fewer people in the U.S. named...>>9907729>>9907733Suck it!
>>9907787>braeburn>pussyGood one, Anon.
>>9907740[continued laughter]
>a person is born every 8 seconds>a person dies every 12 secondsthat is a terrifying thing to stomach
>>9907693maybe you should run with itafter that Celestia thing
>>9907763Well we did make her. Being the first to take an idea and translate it doesn't make you owner.And I know it won't last. The pathetic little bitch crawling back is an inevitability.
>>9907693arent you in Monterrey? Arent you going to be in school for fucking ever?
>>9907666I was about to say something stupid, probably calling you somewhere along the lines of a plebian.but then I realized.You have the opportunity to play Oblivion for the very first time.I'm a little jealous.Go and play The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion.
>>9907628How did this Milkyway pony come to be, anyway? I remember typing up some milkmare thing last year when an anon talked about the idea, and a month later I start seeing this popping up.Not to imply I helped make it, but I'm curious if there's a connection at all.>>9907745I'm not in Florida now, anon. I won't get to my first duty station until over a year from now, if I pass everything.But I'm being bloggy. Pony.
>>9906516you're forgetting slavery
>>9907808>No one is born a pony every 8 seconds
>>9907700
>>9907721>DINFOSNERRRRRRRRRDBut, jesus sounds like you're going to be there forever. I imagine that school is long as hell
>>9907787More than he wants
>>9907808Somebody just died.
>>9907700I bet Fluttershy would garrote you in bed after a long night of nonstop, steamy, intense fucking.
>>9907381Your opinion of "worst" sucks.
>>9907808Yeah, that kind of growth is horrifying. We should reduce the births to more than 12 seconds.
>>9907830Being a loyal pet =/= slavery
>>9907808YoUR nExT
>>9907823how?
>>9907823FlitterFlitter calm down
>>9907855You accidentally added a slash, Anon.
>>9907808You know what's great? Space. Stars undergoing reactions that produce more energy than the human race has used in its existence every single dayand the distances oh my godif I could get a boner over space I would
>>9907823I played Oblivion for 200+ hours and don't get it.
>>9907847It was you.
>>9907808why aren't you an extinctionist yet?
>>9907787his dick is spicy hot with all that buffalo sauce
>>9907820I'm not one to side with Ross often but how did we make her?MT's the only one besides Ross who contributed to the design.
>>9907830I just want to be a happy slave for my master, is that so wrong?
>>9907874>extinctionism>not ZPGDYEWTS
>>9907841Nah PA is an awesome job, with low cutting scores so fast promotions, and from what im told lets me get to do a lot of really cool things. And the class is only 2 and a half months, but if i pick up the broadcasting course i could be here another 4.
>>9907855the word has some awful connotations but it's still technically accurate
>>9907892Is your a dog a slave?
>>9907707>>9907628>Bethany Cosentino will never sing Boyfriend as pinkie pie
>>9907851Well she's got a violent mind, what with all that rap music she listens to.
>>9906516Well doesn't that just take a motherly lick at your turgid frenulum?
>>9907700Please anonYears of video gaming has given me an excellent weaponry and acts of aggression vocabulary.
>>9907876>Buffalo vag is spicyu-unf
>>9907866No
>>9907882I don't know. No longer care.
>>9907900If he was sapient, he would be.
>>9907829Someone posted a Tumblr OC called Milky Way on /mlp/ and the Anons there immediately liked her for her cuteness and tits. It ballooned from there as artists and greentexters latched on to her and now it's it's own thread.
>>9907852>people post reaction images you madeHNNNGI think I know what artists feel like.
>>9907907>turgid frenulumGross,
>>9907869>he cant get a boner over space
>>9907900yes I want to enslave pony for evil purposes
>>9907922The tumblr OC was actually based on an old doodle of Kloudmutt's.
>>9907872I played L4D and L4D2 for a combined total of 777 hours. I guess you could say I'm experienced.
>>9907922>your creations will never have their own threadsgood
>>9907647>>9907677>this easily rustled
>>9907945enslaving Aspiehorn would be boringshe'd just use her faggot magic to escape whenever things got uncomfortable for her
>>9907922and it isn't liked here because /mlp/ had it first right?
>>9907958But, Jimmie, you died.
>>9907910are you feeling a little antsy tonight?cuz I can help you with that
>>9907945>This will never be you>a human will never lay his massive body on top of you, smothering you in his dominance
>>9907872You never killed innocent people?
>>9907891Oh you're going through the same thing my friend in the air force did, sounds like. She's a broadcaster or some shit
>>9907922>Milky Way>ballooned
>the artist worked 8 hours a day 7 days a week>only used the toys for models
>>9907958>tfw thousands of hours across all of the PSP monster hunters and the new 3DS one.and i would do it again too
>>9907967Is there a muscle pony thread?
>>9907872wait, shit.was it oblivion or skyrim that had that particular note?it all sort of blends together in my head.>>9907863magnet:?xt=urn:btih:b4d4a8b68318ee57007bcffe74efdfd2f1d3c278&dn=The+Elder+Scrolls+IV+Oblivion+Game+Of+The+Year+Deluxe+Edition&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.openbittorrent.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.publicbt.com%3A80&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.istole.it%3A6969&tr=udp%3A%2F%2Ftracker.ccc.de%3A80totally not a magnet link to a torrent of TES4.nope
>>9907970Some of the people here like it, but that's pretty much the case.Strange how that works.
>>9907969That's an anti-magic collar anonEvery time she tries to use magic her butt vibrates a little.
Gentlemen, Let's make the worst write up for a fan made pony episode.I'll start>Animation is done in SFM/Gmod
>>9907987>only used the toys for modelsit shows
>tfw your fetish is micro femdom and the closest thing to that is macro, which is shitty
http://i.imgur.com/BXxqq7N.giflook at that creamy shit
>>9907922I see. Thank you for clearing that up.
>>9907974Already blew my load in anticipation for femanon maid but no one picked up and I'm spent for the day.
>>9907910>You will never be fluttershy's kept boy>she will never load you up on a stack>she will never periodically drain you from behind while tied down while never allowing you to touch her.
>>9907987>Rarity's dressshit, that's cute
>>9907910Flitter would have the palate of a professional wine tasterIt would only take her a few drops to guess yor diet.
>>9907987Sorry but what the fuck is going on in this pic? Is RD getting married and what the fuck is twilight doing
>>9907550Is Guild Wars 2 any good?
>>9908000>magnetuuhh what?I don't know what this isI don't into torrent
>>9908032Wonder Women
>>9908022>femanon maidMaid to a stallion, or what?
>>9908005>animation is done in gmod>colored in MSpaint>OC alicorn is the main character>Music is all bronymusic
>>9907997I don't know?
>>9908012like, a little pony that follows you around and controls your life?That's oddly specific but it's not awful
>>9908002as long as I can post CookieCookie is adorable
>>9908042>even 4chan doesn't torrent any moreit's dead, we can all go home and rely like little bitches on our direct download overlords.
>>9907977>You will never be called a good girl as you undo his pants with your teeth
>>9907983yeah something like that. its was funny going through boot camp, whenever the drill instructors would ask for my MOS, they would always respond with "what the fuck is that?" which i found ironic considering its the same MOS of joker from Full Metal Jacket
>>9908045yeah, maid to a stallion
>>9907987Disappointed in the direction she went with the Mane 6
>>9908012You mean your fetish is being dominated by a tiny palm-sized pony
>>9908003>a littlebut seriously, that's hot, I want to have someone disable me as part of making me their slave.
>>9907993>enjoying life doing the things you love instead of being an all work no play cocksuckerMy nigger.
>>9908012Couldn't you just get a dude with a small penis?
>>9908088>tfw
>>9907982Sure I did, I did the whole Dark Brotherhood questline.>>9908000Must be Skyrim, because I only played that one for like 30 minutes and got bored.
>>9908005>Mane Character is crippled
>>9908066>you will never wear a tight muzzle around your snout when you aren't eating or servicing
>>9908074I'm still up for running this quest, but nobody seems interested.
>>9908074did this happen in this thread or what?
>>9907969>implying anti-magic gear doesn't exist in Equestria>"Aspiehorn"Your experience is too low for this level of fantasy.
>>9908088You're still a good pony.
>>9908045Hey Aspirant questionCould you do something with Anon and Rarity? No fetish just fucking in the missionary position with the lights off because love?
>>9908067You went to San Diego, then? You lucky fuck, I grew up there, but I got sent all the way to the sweaty asshole of the states in Georgia during the summer for army basic.
>>9908087i forged friendships with that game man. I met 5 of my best bros because i was playing monster hunter on my psp and one of them invited me over to his house to play.
>>9908113>>9908120It was like two threads ago, I guess that dude who took it to the deadhorse didn't get any bites.
W-WOWZA
>>9908088>scrubbing bubbles screws up a spoiler.jpg
>>9908045I second this >>9908135
>>9908074Interesting.You guys always make me think new ways when I least expect it.Sexy ways, sometimes.
>>9908132You are still a good person.
>>9908064secondI like your taste in pones, appledanwhat do you think of this one
>>9908144>playing split-screen>you will never know this joy again
>>9907473>implying we wouldn't have the professional courtesy to save it for the general when we're off duty
>>9908112>you will never be forced to drink from a water bowl>you will never try to lap around the white clumps of foreign material floating in it
>>9908165>inb4 waifu
>>9908165chicken butt/10
>>9908112>Your mind will never be so broken to the point where you forget your human life and accept this as normal>You will never service your master for the sake of servicing him
>>9908179too grossI need clean water, even if it's in a bowl on the floor
>>9908162ain't it grand?
>>9908045>obediently serving your stallion
>>9908077o hai gg
>>9908162WHERE IS THE FICYOU SAID THERE WOULD BE A FICDON'T GO NANAKI ON US
>>9908109>played for 30 minutes and then got bored
>>9908165Both Chickenbutt and Ms. Harsh are both very great ponesthey share a sub-folder
>>9908143you say lucky but fuck the hills of Camp Pendleton. Boot Camp and MCT blew dick. Though i was used to the weather at least as im from cali
>>9908208hello anon
>>9908109>>9908216Shit, I played for 30 hours and was ALWAYS bored.
>>9908088Hope the grass is greener on the other side of the pasture for her
may as well make it official
>>9908211HEY YEAH!WHERE'S THE GOODS, SENPAI?
>>9908216I'm even worse! I bought it, installed it and never got past the character creator.In my defense, it was a part of a pack with fallout and the pack was on sale
>>9908183>Trip to EverfreeNW(6days) costs 1,550Should I mlpg?
>>9908247>neon sign gifNeat.
>>9908109>>9908216
She doesn't want to has the sexes damn it >:C
>>9908229>rape her with her own tail
>>9908222>implied shipping via folders
>>9908194I don't think you get to choose the condition of your water
>>9908253>having a fanfiction "writer" as a senpaiWhat in the ever living fuck are you doing?
>>9908239Okay that's just plain stupid.Why?You're supposed to play videogames to have fun.If you're not having fun, then stop.
>>9908271>GOING>TO>CONVENTIONS
>>9908077yesI want a tiny pony to laugh and emasculate me while she mocks me for being dominated by someone so much smaller, while she straddles me, my penis causing a visible bulge in her belly from the size difference, her unbelievable tightness causing me to wonder how I could even possibly fit inside her
>>9908040I play it way more than I should. For sixty bucks and no sub fee it's been way more than worthy the money.It plays more like skyrim than wow if that helps.
>>9908203Does he tip well?
>>9908287>being disgusted over implications that may not be true
>>9908287>shipping Harsh and CB
>>9908216>>9908273Sorry, jeez. I just couldn't get into it. You want me to try it again or something?
FUCK YOU
>>9908271I considered going to that but I'm not in good enough shape to cosplay as a handsome stallionit's like, would the point be?have they even announced guests yet?
>>9908216Skyrim is a fun game but not a good game
>>9908322Oh, he'll give you a tip alright.
>>9908161>>9908135Lights off?You mean you wouldn't want to see the face of the pony you're pleasuring? Just the faint light of the moon shining through the window outlining her immaculate white body, writhing under your touch as you whisper how much you love her while teasing the inside of her legs with your fingertips until she moves your hand farther down, giving out a breathless gasp as your fingers enter her?>>9908211>>9908253You're right, I'm getting distracted. I should be working on retyping that. Sorry!
>>9908291I guess it's weird but I don't want 100% subservience. If I really really don't like something then I would expect my owner to be considerate. At least if it's not in the bedroom anyways.
>>9908306People were raving on and on about it, and I had to see if there was any substance to it. There wasn't. It was a Steam gift, so I don't have to regret buying it. Diablo III on the other hand...
>>9908271too rich for my blood
>>9908325>tfw CING is dead and so is Hotel Dusk
>>9908350>whiteASPIRANT YOU ARE BETTER THAN THIS
>>9908291Yeah, I'm willing to go full pet but I'm still going to need decent living conditionswhat's the point if they're not a loving master?
>>9908222I would let that straight-laced mare dominate me
>>9908341>thinking you have to be handsome to go to a conIf you saw the hambeasts from ponychan/EqD you would really take that back
>>9908271hey Im going to everfree nw
>>9908235anon is curious to know what you are up to
>>9908329is that an animu mabel?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5j2reYVfCVQ
>>9908350Come on Asspirant don't tease me like that. God I want this>white
>>9908353The only reason I don't regret Diablo 3 is because I did have fun playing it with friends for a bit and I made a few hundred dollars.
I don't like Leth's new fetish.
>>9908367SHE DYED HER COAT FOR THE EVENINGDEAL WITH IT
>>9908302Shut up, it was a joke.
>>9908362>that feel
>>9908373Exactly.At the end of the day I still want a comfy bed and good food and water.
>>9908391which is
>>9908350...candle-light perhaps?
>>9908350>Lights off?yes, with the high window openit must be an amazing night for the both of us>white
>>9908321>flatrate>mmo without the drawback that kept me from mmosfuck, now I'm gonna lose all of my social life
>>9908350>wild mane RarityMy penis requires more of it.
>>9908416LPS
>>9908307Went to one a while back, I had fun >>9908354My bday, newjob pays hella much, this is like 3/4ths of one paycheck>>9908378Cool!
>>9908362Wasn't there a sequel to Hotel Dusk? Was that any good?
>>9908416Pets
>>9908367>>9908386>>9908424I imagined the light from the moon tinting it brighter than what it is, but perhaps that's just me.Plus grey is just such a strange color for describing one that's elegant.
>>9908320That's a new oneI wish you the best of luck in your quest for fetish related content!
>>9908307i went to blizzcon in 2012, that was a lot of fun
>>9908383Yes, it's Cromartie-style Mabel by UC77. Just realized I posted a slightly lower-res version though. Have this.
>>9908434>>9908444]i also like the pet show
>>9908436I wish I had a hella job like that. Oh wellAt least next year seems profitable.
>>9908425Pinkie's sad because she wants to do burlesque in an age where burlesque is dead
>>9908374So would I brotherSo would I....>tfw no Harshwhinny fics
>>9908362can you play Hotel Dusk on an emulator?
>>9908448ohwill you write it?
>>9908448Bluish grey darling.AND IT'S HER COLOR SO DEAL WITH IT
>>9908434>>9908444how do you know this
>>9908329nah, you don't have to if you don't want to. It's better off than what >>9908239 did>>9908344I want Skyrim's gameplay with Oblivion's mechanics in Morrowind's setting. and here's a pony so we're not completely off topic
>>9908448Uh... milky marble?Actually, Milky Marble sounds like a pretty good pony name. Hmm.
>>9908492he's openly said it in the threads
>>9908329Nah, we're just finding excuses to be bitchy because we're Anons.
>>9908390Steve?
>>9908498>and here's a pony so we're not completely off topic
>>9908526no
>>9908473Best part it is 75% work from home, so I get to spend the 30 minutes I would have driving jogging a mile and showering in the morning. Feels goodman
>>9908390the only reason i dont regret diablo 3 is because i diddnt pay for it
>>9908526Consuela?!
>>9908479yesuse no$gba or DeSMume
>>9908475Maybe someday...
>>9908498She's a pretty cute pony, eh?
>>9908484Yes yes, love her for what she is and so on. I just have a penchant for the dramatic, and white is a good symbolic color in addition to my own scene idea.She'll be grey from now on, I promise.>>9908480Sure. It'll have to take a number though, or I'll have to type it up in a thread some time soon. I'd do it tonight but I've got some stuff to get done. Never enough hours in the day, I swear.
>>9908515no he didnt
>>9908559Of all the grey pegasi she's my favorite.
>>9908556That still works.
>>9908438there was, but i dont think it was ever released in the us
>>9908560Personally I can wait. No hurry.
>>9908559How is the water not falling out?Derpy is very silly.
>>9908559of all the grey wall eyed pegasi she is my favorite
>>9908564They are embellishing using the word "fetish" butLeth literally said that he thinks LPS is a better show than MLP.
>>9908474it's not dead to meI would watch pinkie burlesque when ever she wanted
>>9908564I'm pretty sure he didnot the fetish thing but he definitely talked about watching it
why aren't you trying to become the next buttcoin millionaire?
>>9908307>not going to a pony con>as long as you are >300lbs or <125lbs you are already beat out most of the guys there>Not chatting it up with some chick itchin for a dickin knowing she is probably into RP of your waifu
>>9908425I could kind of rant on about the things I like about the game but I'm trying not to be too off topic spam.
>>9908564http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S8752248#p8753232fuck youhe said he likes the dumb purple dog cartoonit's a thing that happeneddon't try to redact history
>>9908590False.
>>9908573>>9908588But how many of those are there?
>>9908609He said it he found it more funny than MLP
http://clopfic.heroku.com/i just saw this.Fuck me man. I can't believe I'm legit sad about a website for porn stories about MLP.
>>9908611why didn't you file your taxes sooner?
>>9908611I bought a bitcoin and it lost half its value before it even arrived
Understand understand
>>9908631I don't know. 2 or 3?
>>9908593>Pinkie will never give you a private show in her burlesque costume
>>9908593What about her friends?
>>9908644>no more Date with a Princessnoooooooooooo!
>>9908590He said it's funnier, but not better.
>>9908585I warn you it may be somewhat short. Writing strictly sex kind of limits what I feel I can put into a work as far as descriptions.Would you like to toss in something leading up to it? Or should it just begin after a night out on the town or somesuch?
>>9908647buy low sell high m8
>>9908663BOOPhttps://docs.google.com/folder/d/0B8hzFno-KzEScC1sWlNwRlozeG8/edit?pli=1
>>9908627Oh I guess you thought it was funnier.Still pretty bad.
>>9908654Your fired
Goolestia is best
>>9908611Bitcoins are fucking retarded.>expending real-world resources to "mine" for digital resources>when every nation already has a more efficient tool for creating digital currency called the spreadsheet
>>9908593Me too, anon. Me too.
>>9908627leth confirmed for false flag
>>9908672>Would you like to toss in something leading up to it?That would be great if you could. It's one of my biggest fetishes
>>9908696>not Jelestia
>>9908696Why is she looking at me like that?
>>9908644fuck...
>>9908694My fired?
>>9908649I've never gotten the hype behind this pony
>>9908644;_;7
>>9908720You're Little Pony
>>9908658>"It was hard to slip on, but the look wouldn't be complete without it">"Hope you like the color~"
>>9908498>I want Skyrim's gameplay with Oblivion's mechanics in Morrowind's setting.One day. One day...For now, though, OpenMW looks promising.
>>9908720Yes.Pack your cubical with muffins and see me in the morning.
>>9908644ha hafaggots
>>9908658>>9908740>she will never sing and wiggle her tushie to a self playing piano>she will never slowly take off a sleeve as you sit inches from her
>>9908721I think she's a cute kelpie.
>>9908704>tfw can't even trust leth anymore
>>9908696She looks very clumy
>>9908707Well I was asking if you had anything in mind yourself, but I can come up with something for you if you like. Night on the town, just had dinner with her parents, just having a nice night in when things heat up...Lots of choices.
>>9908715She wants the Sunny D It's easier to absorb the nutrients in this form Plus some cuddles afterward
>>9908649>Ipsy>Jet Set RadioAm I missing something here?
Is this hair poofy/disheveled enough for someone lying down on her side? I've never done anything like this and I don't want it looking weird.
>>9908644All those fics gone... like tears in rain
>>9908767>Sunny DHehe.
WHAT'CHA LISTENING TO, ANON?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x1TFxao0oIinb4 everyone replies with videogame STs
>>9908696My only question is how do I make coitus with it?
>>9908644still hurts man. still hurtsall those ficslost in the rain
>>9908767>Goo pony ideas startingAnd with that, I need to exit before I delay myself further.Good night MLPG.
>>9908753
>>9908785i used the site to look for rape ficsnow i use fimficationnothing of value was lost
>>9908785to be fair, the fics themselves are still out there, it's just the index that's gone
>>9908813>>9908785Eh. Close enough
>>9908796Someone gave me Steady Diet of Nothing and I am giving it a few listens. I just can't get into it though.
>>9906398Twilight is the main character of a cartoon show about pastel ponies. It's not supposed to be edgy or have complex twists. That's how children's shows are, that's how TV can be. All I can say to the people who do not like her recent plot armor increase is this:There is no need to be upset, you could not have stopped it.If a character is becoming something you dislike - simply enjoy the show for all the others you do. That's one of the great things about MLP, there are many ~mane~ characters to enjoy, and they all tend to get a lot of attention.
>>9908784Yes.
>>9908796http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0GLoHifu6aM
>>9908796FUCKhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pQVkVV422FI
>>9908796It's not on youtube, but I found the damn thing.http://www.hdtrailerz.com/music-videos/pop-star
>>9908796http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhSpsbOEyKMhue hue hue hue
>>9908823Braeburned pls
>>9908784Looks fine for lying on side.
>>9908804When you put your hand into a pile o' goo, that was best pony's flank, you'll know what to do
>>9908834>read that in his voicewell done
>>9908823>implying all those fics from that site moved to FIMFiction
>>9908766>dinner with her parentsDO THATI WANT TO SEE HER BABY PICTURES
>>9908796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIW1m3jbEsgpls rate my taste
>>9908796http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iF3dxVJPKV4
>>9908831>Fugazi's sophomore albumoh man, that one is really goodIt kinda grows on you
>>9908796>>>9908383
>>9908863Uh, the site never hosted the fics themselves. It only linked the fics.
>>9908837>>9908847Cool, thanks! Have an apple for your trouble!
>>9908863Oh fuck.All those google docs and image fics
>>9908879is there a better place to start cause i feel like there is definitely a core of something i could get
>>9908852FORGET IT MARGE, IT'S CHINATOWN!
>>9908834
>>9908904The pastebinsWon't someone please think of the pastebins?
>>9908796https://soundcloud.com/dreieckmann/sets/mega-man-vr
>>9908796http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=diT3FvDHMyo>>9908899I am not used to this kind of apple.
>>9908845i like male on female rape onlystill waiting on luna and cadence being raped>>9908863i don't care, i only want teh rape fics
>>9908796pankiest albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azXLPL-iuSI&list=PL1E423BAD57528E7D
>>9908796http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tVbnpOsKDpQI like it, it's weird.
I am masturbating to you right now.
>>9908925What about this kind?
>>9908894>>9908904>>9908927>not realizing the fics on pastebinsIt's like the more I reply, the more they dig themselves deeper.
>>9908925That's fine, I haven't seen that kind in a long, long time. Makes me wonder where she's gone...
>>9908942>You will never find fluttershy's collection of r34 on you
>>9907987who the fuck let lisa frank out of jail
>>9908927How would you even rape Luna
>>9908962Fucking go away scum.
>>9908682THANK YOU JESUS
>>9908927oh wowIt feels like I declined your request ages ago, I'm sorry to hear you're still lookingGood luck with that
>>9908962>says the guy crying over erotic MLP fanfics
>>9908942>oh harder>HARDER ANON>FILL MY CUNNY
>>9908796https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LyEJxzQM24Q
>>9908942Don't finish without permission~
>>9908994by forcing her into sex with you that she does not desire
>>9908978What? Was she really in jail?
>>9908962It just makes it easy to spot the ponychanners that aren't from /co/.
>>9908995no>>9908998>implying I was frustrated over this
>>9908864and, assuming this is leading into sexshe teases you endlessly as payback>"well, I simply HAD to get you back for laughing at my veggie costumes...," she purrs
>>9908942I just got finished masturbating to YOU, Fluttershy.And your friend Dash too.
>>9908942>walk in on Fluttershy reading porn of you>then she walks in on you masturbating to porn of her
>>9909018wikipedia doesn't seem to think so
>Tfw playing with your favorite pony>Tfw never wanting to do anything else but be in that moment>Tfw you wake up
>>9908827A file without an index might as well not exist.
>>9909056>neither of you brings it up, ever again
>>9908865Not my favourite Justice track, but still decent>>9908844>eminem>not the Marshal Mathers EP>>9908932>my nghgbBVVVVVVVVV>>9909013Shit yo this is my jam>>9908906Have you heard Repeater yet?
>>9909056>the two of you read back-to-back
>>9908701There's a big fucking difference between fiat currency and cryptologic currency.
>>9909017>>9908994What if you mastered Lucid Dreaming, got her to enter your dream, and then controlled the reality of the dream itself to entrap her?
>>9909019we're not some sort of hive-mind entity that magically shares knowledge
>>9909070fine thenhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZwPkog-eek
>>9909056>walk in on Fluttershy reading porn of you as you masturbate to porn of her
>>9908815Goo pone stories are always neatGood night man
>>9909070Nope, someone just gave this CD to meI think I saw repeater for like 5 bucks at my local record store, maybe I'll grab it
>>9909004Pinkie keeps the front gate clean. The back gate is for storing.
>>9908796https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=-QfNvVbdrhg#t=43s
>>9909083Luna would probably have some power over the dream as well. She could likely fight back.
>>9909101>"I taste funny..."
>>9909058>In a dream>Pinkie pie boops me>She tells me that this is just a dream and when she wakes up I'll be gone>She's trying to hide her sadness behind her smile
>>9909115She's not Applejack, anonShe uses both holes for maximum fun
>>9909084Anyone that has lurked for at least a week would know what pastebin is.There's a difference between not knowing something and not knowing something that's common around here.
>>9909123>She could likely fight back.But in the end, it's your dream.You could still win.And to the victor go the spoils.
>>9909123>dream fightsThat sounds awesome.
Geez guys>tfw people like oreo pony and want her to have an ask blogWHY are they asking me for this though....I should direct them to rossIt'd be a better project for him then that ask the real sweetie bell thing.
>>9909100I want more butt-scratching ponies.
>>9909100>"wanna trade?"
>>9909115>implying Pinkie isn't a back-door girlnigga...
>>9909018I think anon was just being facetious.
>>9909140You could.Just like someone "could" win against Freddy Kreuger.But almost nobody does.
>>9909150Just do it already
>>9909102make sure you're not wasting your timehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iklIE9XUUQsif you don't like "waiting room" then you are
>>9909150You see, people might want that or maybe even like thatso ross will never do it ever
>>9909150It's what you get for making her cuter, MT.And you know Ross won't draw pony if he can help it.
>>9909150did you at least say ross made her?
>>9909157>"beat to porn of myself?">How would I... how did you.... is it any good?"
>>9909150But they like your version.If people ask Ross for an Oreo Ask blog, they'll get piles of mashed potatoes and incest.
>>9909150MT, not everyone needs an ask blog.And you know that if Ross got his grubby little fingers on it, he'd ruin it.
Can someone tell me why you don't like when others write fancition?>inb4 response waist of time make something original>inb4 my comeback but it is fun for them>inb4 something along the lines of it doesn't matter>inb4 me replying "doing hobbies for anything other than fun">inb4 getting nowhere and/spoiler]say i can't inb4
>>9909150hijack Ross's OC, like how that guy hijacked Milky.Oreo Pony General can later be a thing.
>>9909004>fucking Pinkie Pie>she keeps making ridiculous pillow talk that just completely ruins the moment because you're both laughing too hard>it goes on for hourshnng, or unf?
>>9909056>You start a book club>Only 2 members>Only 1 chair
>>9909151>you ask Rainbow Dash for a hotdog>she searches her fridge to she if she has any
>>9909135"Y-you promised..."
>>9909150ross is a cunt, and he cant draw as good as you anyway.make an ask blog it'll be fun!
>>9909058
>>9909186>"Not really, but I take what I can get">"Why, what do you have of mine?"
>trolls take out of context Family Guy clips, edit them together, and make it look like they predicted the Boston bombings>Fox pulls the full episode from online, promises it will never be seen againSomebody should do this with ponies.
>>9909186>"If it wasn't, then I wouldn't be asking."
>>9909135oh god, pinkie hiding sadness makes me terribly feely
>>9909189I like how we're trying to save the OC from its creator
>>9909189>if Ross got his grubby little fingers on itIt was his creation originally though.
>>9909193I'm fine with people writing fanfiction. I love reading good stories.
>>9909186>show her your collection of dirty greentext stories>"O-Oh my...!"
>>9909193I hope she has a license for those hips
>>9909150>implying Ross would keep her as a pony and not replace her as a way-too-"stylized" human later.
>>9909004>THERE'S A PARTY IN MY PUSSY AND YOU'RE INVITED
>>9909219That's the thing. Everything he's done since MT brought her back has been a step for the worse.
>>9909081Yes. The latter somehow manages to be way stupider and less useful.The economy of Fallout made more fucking sense.
>>9909199NOPLEASENOT THAT
>>9908796>tfw no headphones/speakers
>>9909230What if she didn't? Would the police have to confiscate them?
>>9909205>>9909212>"here's something by darf">"darf?"
>>9909126Maybe she tastes like banana nut muffins or something
>>9909181I did. And do.And I'm not sure it's right to just kinda hijack her...though....HE DID GIVE ME PERMISSION TO DO WHATEVER I WANTED WITH HER~HuehuehueI think I'll call her double stuff instead...triple stuff it just...too much.
>>9909219Who gives a shit but him?He can go fuck himself.
>>9909253AD NO
>>9909257Sounds good to me.She's a cute pony.
>>9909193i dont have a problem with it, i actually wish more people here did it
>>9909257I find it hilarious that someone reblogged one of your pictures of her and said that they was glad you had "rescued her from that mean man who draws scary things."
>>9909135>when she wakes up you'll be gone>sheyou're not real, anon
>>9909257>I think I'll call her double stuff instead...triple stuff it just...too much.Perfect!You draw Double Stuf, he draws Triple Stuf.Yours stays cute and pudgy, his is another vehicle for his fetishes.It all works out in the end.
>>9909193Because most of the time it is shitand by that I mean>It involves some fetish shit no one cares about but /d/>It's about a pony who would never act that way>It's written like a 5th graders synopsis of "the art of war">It ends up in sex or clopshit90% of the shit I see falls into these categories
>>9909253
>>9909050>>9908864But you don't want anything fetishy in the act, right? Pure, passionate lovemaking? No teasing from her or anything, right?I did that once, was....different.>>9909101For my own good I have to resist typing such a story.I might get a little out of control.
>>9909252>cops come in>restrain her>Slowly rubs her wide curves
>>9909219So was Milky, but someone handled her much better.
>>9909253darf ich dichzum Nachtisch haben
>>9909257>I think I'll call her double stuff instead...triple stuff it just...too much.but have you SEEN double stuff oreo cookies?keep it triple stuff
>>9909227>that feel when pone finds your weirdest greentexts>that feel when pone asks if you want to act them out, her horn glowing softly
Fuck you MLPG
>>9909257fuck, if you already have permission from him then why are you asking us?Weren't you asking us earlier how to become more brony popular?Running a good ask blog is like the fastest way to do that
>>9909238>"It's a surprise party!"
>>9909252More than that, she'd be doing HARD time
>>9909257Did he ever do his half of his trade with you?
>>9909253ABORTABORTABORTUNLESS IT'S ONE OF THE VANILLA ONES YOU STOP RIGHT THE FUCK NOW
>>9909100I smell a masturbation contest.Smells like salty coins and milk.
>>9909313He didn't. It kinda makes me sad.
>>9909238>>9909307u-unf
>>9909292>It's about a pony who would never act that way>sexual deviance is out of character for poniesno fucking shit
>>9909292I honestly don't like erotic fiction much.
>>9909283420 blaze it.. I mean if that's okay with you...
>>9909307Now that's a fucking figure
It should be Stuf.Not Stuff or Stuffed.
>>9909313>>9909327I have a feeling this will go like Creepy's "trade" with himLots of backpedalling
>tfw you want to draw horse smut but people you know IRL follow you on tumblr and would find out of your work>tfw I care too much about my reputation IRL to become one of "those people who draw porn of a cartoon for girls"
>>9909292>It's about a pony who would never act that wayGod fuck yes. This pisses me off more than anything else in bad fanfiction.
>>9909252> Would the police have to confiscate them?They would have to take Twilight to the station and hold her all night
>>9909304Y-you too
>>9909238pinkie being fun and happy yet innocent with the sex talk gets me all unf-y
>>9909327Because he's a piece of shit.Don't ever do trades with that snot.He did the same thing with Tess.
>>9909303>you back away and tell her you're not interested>"Oh! This must be that 'greater than rape' thing from that message board you're always on!"
I don't get what the drama was over.
>>9909333I wasn't making the points relative to one another bro
>>9909353pfff
>>9909327He's a scumbag.Even 0r0 does his part of the trades
>>9909352>>9909292And that's why I nag people about if I maintained a character's personality well throughout a fic/"quest."Reasonable extensions of character are hard to do with some, especially given the situations they tend to end up in around here.
>>9909344How come they don't make double cookie oreos?I mean, the cookie is the best part after all
>>9909351MAKEANOTHERTUMBLR
>>9909327I can't say I told you so, only because I wasn't there to warn youRoss trades never end well for anyone, ever
>>9909292>the ponies would never have sex>they're all virgins>just like me
>>9909351too bad it's literally impossible for a single person to have more than one tumblr or archive of their workI hate how that's a rule that actually exists in reality
>>9909277>>9909294>>9909319>"I... What?.. a hundred? I don't think thats possible.">"Flutters this is porn, anything is possible. What's that you have there?">It's a picture of two suited figures dry humping, or at least you think its dry humping>"Fluttershy, Is this how you really think anons have sexd?">"Is this how you think ponies have sex?">"..."
>>9909333>implying he was only mentioning clopfics when he had a seperate line for that
>>9909351make a new blog then.or post it here instead.If your friends are artistically-inclined, they'll understand any porn you do. Trust me.
>>9909396My nigga. I'd buy just the cookie if I could.
>>9909344>not triple-doubledo you even oreo
What if sex was possible in Equestria but no one ever practiced it recreationally? It was just something they did to have children every once in a while.What if you were transported to such an Equestria?
>>9909380I don't eitherwhy did kraut have to dieI thought tofu was cute and funbut someone had to go and murder them both
>>9909420Now you're just being silly.>>9909401Well i don't regret drawing this...that much.
>>9909412>"It's called fantasy.">both said it at the same time>sex out of curosity
>>9909296maybe a little playful teasing before things get intimatebut yes. pure, passionate lovemaking.
>>9909420I just wanted one that had an example of "Stuf" written on the packaging.Like not that one.
>>9909296>Pure, passionate lovemaking? Yes>No teasing from her or anything, right?A bit but not much. The first thing is the only important thing
>>9909420Oh gosh, is there any cookie left in that?
>>9909248I feel like I'm missing something.
>>9909420>half chocolatenice concept, poor execution
>>9909421>sex was possible in Equestria but no one ever practiced it recreationallyBecause it wasn't enjoyable? Or do you mean it just never occurred to them that sex is a lot of fun?
>>9909435You drew something for him to jack off to later. That's pretty gross.
>>9909421time for Equestria to experience the magic of the Free Love movement
>>9909441>>9909437Alright, gotcha.
>>9909442thats a 3-2 cookie to creme ratiothat's more cookie than double stuf
>>9909420Holy shit, I have been living under a rock. These exist?
>>9909420>not having it name "Murrica.png"
>>9909463To be fair I draw porn...someone is always jerking it later to my work sooner or later
>>9909463That's not fat enough for ross to jerk off to
>>9909296C'monYou know you wannaAt least make a pastebin
>>9907740>1 or fewer>just tried to make a new email for official shit the other day>firstname.lastname@gmail.com>already takenYOU LIE, WEBSITE
>>9909469I've never seen them, but I bet they sell them in the South.
>>9909463>That's pretty gross.what's it like being such a prude
>>9909435What's an oops oreo?
>>9909420>not eating Lyroreos
>>9909421I'm ok with this
