Eternal horse that never ended: >>>/mlp/9892622New thread.Would pone rely on guns if they had them?
>>9902109No they have the magics
Only earth pones and pegasus pones would need guns.
>>9902109no because magic
HAHA, OH SHIT.https://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1366154531055.png
We princess now?
So what was luna doing during the entire invasion. Maybe she went to visit her lover pip during the day?
>>9902109Better question:Why would pone have guns?I thought they just squished and suffocated everything in their marshmallowy embraces
>>9902167This is true.
>>9902137But humans could kill wizards in Harry Potter.
>>9902196Well sure but magic was still better
>>9902196why didn't the fucking noob-ass death eaters just bring assault rifles to hogwarts for the final battlei meanfucking seriously
>>9902173what am I looking at?
>>9902175>being princess when I'm about to go to bedGuess I have to stay awake now
>>9902196oh geez, thanks for spoiling it, asshole
Full onCompletely accidental penetration with internal ejaculation
>>9902217>You will never be a foal sucking on the teats of a princess
>>9902211Because filthy muggle pig disgusting technology.
>>9902177Probably Patrolling the Area for the threat
>>9902214End of Evangelion. I can't explain it, either.
>>9902254well then how come Mr Weasley didn't show up with an assault riflehe loves that muggle shit
>>9902230It's not a real spoiler, fgt.
>>9902233Hey watch it, bub!You can't just do that!
>>9902211Wizard pride. The Death Eaters believed in magic supremacy and would never stoop to muggle tech.Sometimes I wonder who would be more of a threat to the other, muggles or magic-users.
>>9902231You knowIf you were a femanon with a stallion big-spooning youAccidental penetration could possibly be a somewhat frequent occurance
>>9902260What in the hell is going on here
>>9902274yesmore of thiswe need moreMORE
>>9902274It would be great if the stallion was having a wet dream and he slipped inside of femanon who was fully awake but trapped under him.
WIP, i kinda want to try coloring and failing miserably
NOW I remember the one darf did. Wasn't exactly along the lines of what I was hoping for but it was still hot as shit, same with they 'human lyra fucks an actual horse' thing, which had me fapping for days.>>9902303See, THIS is what we need.
>>9902274I want to spoon with a pone.
>>9902305Dawwit's a little hard to make out what's going on with Spike's lower jaw and body
Look at these princess ponesJust look at how cute they are.
>>9902274Being a maid femanon to your stallion master would probably include a lot of cuddling duties.Accidental penetrations come with a gentlemanly apology, followed by a "you might as well" order to let him rut you and take his seed. Then there's the cleanup...
>>9902255>she will never show up in a pretty dress before you or even without one
>>9902317>NOW I remember the one darf did.So did I. Shit sucked.
>>9902264He doesn't know how to use it.See, second movie. Doesn't even know what a rubber duck's for.
>>9902305d'aww its so cute
>>9902274>Waking up with the tip of a big fat horsecock jutting out between your thighsunf
>>9902332CELESTIA IS NOT CUTESHE IS REGAL, MAJESTIC, AND GORGEOUS
>>9902345But muh piggies can't draw worth shit
>>9902317Which fic he did?
>>9902305That's adorableHer right leg seems to be a bit wider than the left one thoughAnd the muzzle gets pretty thin towards the end
>>9902360>you try to poke him to readjust but it just slides straight up your anus
>>9902317>'human lyra fucks an actual horse' thingwait, this is a thing?can you post this thing?
http://i.imgur.com/l1BRvKs.pngTook a little longer than expected, but I wasn't content on leaving this without some sort of nighttime shading effects and stuff. Does it work for your guys or should I go back and dick around with the shadows more?
>>9902409>porn of markerThat's like porn of Yotsuba, you swine.
>>9902409>http://i.imgur.com/l1BRvKs.pngERGH MARGH GAWD
>>9902409The green aura looks way too dark. to be emitting that kind of light.
>>9902409The anus looks odd, like it's coming right at me.
http://clopfic.heroku.com/Oh god.Clopsort finally completely diedtruly, the end of an era.
>>9902423Gotta be night thread edition worthy. I figured Marker getting naughty while reading greentext seemed appropriate.She really needs more porn>>9902435Duly noted. Maybe I should adjust the darkness a bit; could make it look more natural. How's this?http://i.imgur.com/E2VcDrt.png
>>9902409What a strange mix of "unf" and "You horrible monster"
>>9902524>She really needs more pornNot to be offensive or anything, but why?There's plenty of show ponies to choose from that have canon personality.
>>9902524Is that a Leth-brand montior on weird little wheels or is that some kind of sentient Leth avatar?
>>9902544well they need more porn, too
Thanks to the posts of /mlp/ I finally have achieved lucid dreaming.It was so amazing be able to fly through the clouds with fluttershy at my side.There was nothing lewd about it, at all you stupid slutty horses
>>9902390Here you go bro.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/85242/lyra-quit-horsing-aroundReally, really hot.
>>9902497Shh, no more tears now, only dreams.
>>9902303>>9902333>>9902360>>9902385>you are femanon maid, serving a gentleman stallion master>he has no family, so it's just you two in his gigantic mansion and estate>which still means a lot of housekeeping, cleaning, gardening, cooking, and more>you work long hours every day just to keep things in order>but there is a problem with your stallion masterContinue here or in the deadhorse
>>9902563Well yeahI just think marker porn is strange since she's not really that cute
>>9902510here's the other pic >shipping pic from last night
>>9902497Why? Why is it gone? Why did it stop updating at all?
Check it out guys, human Zecorahttp://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=kbOHwkS4oOM#t=442s
>>9902578deadhorseis anon a pony or a human? this is important
>>9902497http://413chan.net/is also down ;_;
>>9902578Your terrible sentence structure has me wanting you to not continue at all
>>9902585And here's the Apple Fritter anon asked for
>>9902524>>9902409Yo, you happen to hear of Junior (MLPG.co pone) and Gloomy (Hiatus pone)?
>>9902582>Not cuteIs this a ruse to get me to post marker pony?
>>9902585>>9902603Good shit nigga.
>>9902544I just like her design. She's a pretty cute pone. We need more pones having fun all around, not just Marker. Wouldn't mind seeing more Nightmarity either.>>9902556Some kind of a Leth based computer avatar thingy on wheels, yeah.
>>9902615Well all the ponies are cute but she's got ugly hair yo
>>9902497I have never even heard of thatI'm fine with http://explicit.ponyfictionarchive.net/ and fimfiction anyway.what was so special about it?>>9902569Thank you
what do you guys think of this horsedick girl characterhttp://e621.net/post/index?tags=epona
>>9902623>We need more pones having fun all around, not just MarkerThat doesn't have to include porn
>>9902599>over a million posts>down>ded
>>9902615Gloomy looks cuter.
>>9902338>>9902356>>9902332>>9902305I love cutelestia.
>>9902602It's greentext. What the fuck are you expecting
Pinkie. Come on.
>>9902637It was a catch all for most fapfics of the fandom, including the ones from ponyfictionarchive and fimfiction
>>9902637What the FUCK is this from?
>>9902637how to i search for futa rarity fics on this site
>>9902599Works fine for me.
>>9902641I like this one better
>>9902607I've seen these two around, but only recently. It'd be fun to do a piece with Gloomy/Marker sometime during the hiatus... however long it's supposed to last.
>>9902681> MONSTER DIIIIICKInterest lost.
>>9902681>That comic on the bottomHoly shit my sides
>>9902167I agree wholeheartedly because those were the pones that were in minority.
>Be a pony>Find someone to take care of me>We sleep in two different rooms>I moan and clop loudly through the wall
>>9902725So you're trotting around?
>all this Celestia
>>9902637I really liked it because it's sorting system wasn't shit.But seriously, why did it never update? Did the owner just stop doing stuff?
>>9902681i need more now
>>9902725I'd be okay with that
>>9902725>clopWhy did no one mention how stupid this onomatopoeia and how it makes no sense back in the day?
>>9902588That was a pretty fucked up video, Anon.
>>9902757it was something about that hard vore Chrysalis/Twilight fic.The comment section was a carnival of stupid so the guy maintaining it closed it down. I remember another shitstorm from that Zebra/Dash/Twilight fic, but it wasn't "close donw the site" bad.
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>tfw no more amazing dry fapsI remember the dry ones being so much more intense, fun times
>>9902754>>9902795Why don't you come have a seat, let mommy Celestia make you feel good.
>>9902685no pone till winter
>>9902754>>9902795I bet Freud would be all over Celestia.
>>9902544>>9902544Oh look, even during hiatus markerknight faggots always heretruly the worstfans of the MLPG
>>9902790You don't like you some Tales from the Crypt?
>>9902417aww, they look so sad...I really would like to be there to support and hug them in those difficult times.
>>9902786Whenever people bring this up with words like clop and Brony...They were just as stupid back then, I can't be the only one who never used them in the first place.
How would pone fight for Anon's attention?
>>9902824>>9902827fellow african americans
>>9902725>be a owner>hear your pet moans and pleading for your dick to satisfied their heat cycle>run in, pants undone>she's just sitting in their browsing /mlp/
>>9902854With their butts.
>>9902854It would be simple stuff at first, like an apple or maybe a lunch date but would quickly escalate in to offerings of wing massages and blow jobs.
>>9902854Couldn't twilight just warp anon's mind into him loving her?Only slight so there wouldn't be any massive recoiling when he's broken out of the trance for even a second?
>>9902854request an audience. She gets what she wants.
Anyone got that screencap of that post which summarizes episodes from season 1 and 2?
>>9902854She wouldn't reallyShe'd just try her best to spend time with you when you're alone and lonely
>>9902888it's peace from this evil
>>9902888i love you
>>9902873Ooh, wing massages.
>>9902851you werent but i did use them
>>9902892>twifags_with_the_mindrape_again.pngI love it.
This little horsey kissin' me.
>>9902888>implying Freud himself wouldn't want some of this beautiful flank.
>>9902926Imagine being hugged by the fluffiest pillow
>>9902971>there will never be an age progression episode with the CMCsuper sigh
>>9902664Pinkie looks like she is so happy with that."Hehehe, I wasn't expecting it to be that much! My tummy is allll better now!"
>>9902873>all 6 ponies trying to suck your cock at once
>>9902795>tfw that edit already got reposted more than any of my art
>>9902217HE TOOK HER WINGS RIGHT OFF
>>9903007the *motherly* makes it. 10/10 gif
>>9902965a hug from dash would be the best
>>9902983that crapnot this
>>9902994You wanna go faget?
>>9902273im pretty sure jk rowling said muggle tech would fuck up wizards.
>>9902994>he's not even *grabbing him by the throat*
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Hey anons whatcha doin
Be a dear and do what's rightstop staring at my de-rear and help my plight.
>>9903096we need more bughuman
>>9903093lamenting the death of clopsortwhen the fuck are we going to get a new one?
>>9903093Writing. Wanna watch?
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>9903088Again with the Guy Fieri, I see.
>>9903093Playing Shogun 2
>>9903117It better not fucking be fanfiction.
>>9903118I like this pon as a sexually waifuAm I a bad person
>>9903108We need more mantis ponies.
>>9903135Good, you wouldn't like it anyway.
>>9903041I enjoy this thread from time to time, but I'm too lazy to actually screencap the twidom stories in it.http://archive.heinessen.com/mlp/thread/S4844124
>tfw did draw request but cannot currently upload it and requester probably won't even be awake when i can post itMy life is suffering
>>9903165Everyone likes ponies sexually. It's like having a hot cousin, not many people admit to beating off to their hot cousin, but they all do, some are just too ashamed to admit it.
>>9903106You are darling
Why can't I quit you?
Never seen a day thread be this slow.
>>9903068Just think of it as the hoverhand equivalent
>>9903220i-i've never beat off to ponies or my hot cousin
>>9903232But this is an evening thread.
Drawing backgrounds isn't so horrible.Anyway finished this. Sorru it took so long.
>>9903244Are they this slow?
>>9903171just look at those kicky little legs
i am going to post this picture with no useful comment
>>9903247why is Pip wearing a piece of cloth over his face?
>>9903259they are the kickiest
>>9903171Oh my god is she having a seizure?
>>9903247It took me a second to figure out what's going on since the text is kind of all over the placepretty cool otherwise though, like the shading
>>9903268>animal compression suite
>>9903257Posting is fucked for a bunch of people
>>9903273what if they got a little achey?would you massage them?
>>9903296> at first I was like> THEN I WAS LIKEShe is a gorgeous lady, that's for certain.
Does anyone else love the smell of their dick when they have a boner? I always take a deep whiff and it drives me wild
>>9903242AppleDan, you have a problem
>>9903311of course i would, as long as she was ok with it
>that sweetie x mac foot fetish human story on fimfictionoh god muh dick
>>9903259Dash has the kickiest kicky legs. Look at them go!
>>9903311with my face.
>>9903295her hips are pretty nice too
>>9903220> mfw I've beaten it off to my sister before, but never seriously
>>9903271It's supposed to be the back of his knight helmet...>>9903288I'm not very good at text placement when it finally comes down to it...
>>9903242h-how hot is your cousin?
>>9903333... What's this then?What's the title?
>>9903337>that excited wing-flaphnngh
>>9903333What?What?Oh god like the Palcomix thing?what the fuck
>>9903242How do you beat off to your sister and not be serious?
The dashfags are all over this thread.I guess if you can't beat 'em...
>>9903319"Musk," though really you SHOULD wash with water every day.
>>9903350I was under the impression that it should just read left to right, top to bottom.
>>9903333>that sweetie x anon incest story with foot-massaging, which will never be finished
>>9903319That strong odor that semen gives off
>reading up on horse news>new trend is idiots shaving in cutiemarks
>>9903389That's kind of funny except I can imagine the kind of people doing it
>>9903334Dash porn when?
>>9903369I do, but my man funk is strong by the end of the day
>>9903324>appledannever been called that before>>9903352fairly hot, also a lesbian
>>9903389>horse newsThere's a website that's just horse news?
>>9903402like atheists apparentally
>>9903405Might I join the party?
>>9903430Where did you get that?
>>9903412I don't want to wig you out, but I had a friend who had a general staph infection whose only symptom was a distinctive BO in genital folds. He needed some serious antibiotic creams to avoid giving MRSA to his sex partners.
>>9903419uhh the horse fandom is pretty massive. even before mlp.
>>9903437I don't know.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bWkyuPGQcS8Ponified within the week, calling it now.
>>9903430What a cute pony.She's been so busy in S3 she hasn't napped on any clouds.
>>9903396> download available in .epubHOLY SHIT
>tfw finally finishing up a 40k word fanfic I've been working on for 5 months>tfw it's both relaxing and disappointing because I shouldn't have taken this long>inb4 >fanfiction
>>9903396is this "sweaty, smelly and nasty" foot-fetish material, or just regular plain foot-fetish stuff?
>>9903490>40k fanfictionLiterally, objectively the most pathetic
>>9903484I like it when she bounces the ball on her butt
>>9903494Plain ol' foot fetish
>>9903409None currently slated. Might throw her in as an extra character in another piece I have plans for a Nightmarity facesitting piece the next opportunity I get to free draw; RD could be the seatDistant future is probably the best answer.
>>9903490Why in the ever living fuck would you waste your time on that shit? You could've done something original instead of fucking trash fanfiction
Why do we have to hate her?
>>9903352>>9903494Most people who like feet don't like them smelly
>>9903490Is that you, Nanaki>Nanaki>FinishingThat's impossibleHe either does it in 3 minutes or not at all
>>9903526I don't.I just don't particularly like her.
>>9903535I know, but around these parts you can never be too careful
>>9903526Thou shalt not worship false idols.
>>9903490At least you're finishing yours up. I can't seem to focus on a horror fic that I was supposed to get done by last Halloween.
>>9903524>50 shades of grey
>>9903526but im not though
>>9903484She should really get to that. It looks like she could use some rest.
>>9903542no, just another no-name smut writer.
>>9903519>RD could be the seatmuh dick!
>>9903544>mfw that's my background at work>mfw I recognized pony Sanguinis and Abaddon>mfw I didn't realize the pony I thought was hot was pony Fulgrim>mfw I have no face
>>9903558It started as fanfiction, but it was turned into something original, as shitty as it was.
>>9903490Is it good.What is it about?
>>9903561Yes you are son. You are the most adorable thing in this whole fucking world.And don't you ever forget it.
>>9903526I feel indifferent because I don't know her. She looks cute.
>>9903544so I guess Discord is Tzeentch?
>>9903524>>9903576>everything you enjoy doing MUST be original and practical>stop enjoying things for the heck of it
>>9903587You're not my real dad!
>>9903576sometimes originality isn't everythingThe Divine Comedy was fanfiction. self-insert fanfiction at thatgranted, it's also much better than any pony fanfiction will ever be, but still
>>9903490>forty thousand wordsAnd I'll bet you've got some of the most boring prose imaginable, too. And I'll bet you start your sentences with adverbs.
>>9903607that gif is kinda hot...
>>9903562She is a very active pony after all.
>>9903607how did they change the shape of FS's eyes
>>9903629Quit being a faggot, anon.>>9903490What's it about?
>>9903610>Not just taking the complimentWhat are you, a woman?
>>9903583http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62553/apples-at-sunset>>9903585just human-pony (Applejack) romance. It sounds pretty stereotypical but I tried to do some interesting things with it. Who knows if I actually succeeded.
>>9903620*quickly grabs his neck by the throat* Back the fuck off!?!?
>>9903600What's the fucking point of writing fanfiction? It sure as shit won't help you in any way. Least fan art has its uses. Fanfiction has fuck all.
>>9903628What do you think Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Dash would if they were all alone together?I bet Rainbow Dash would be the dominant one and make Rainbow Dash wear a collar.
>>9903632what an aggressive girl
>>9903646They used a spell to remove her autism
>>9903646She use to be a model, besides I am sure rarity has a few tricks up her hooves
>no followup on femanon maidAaight, fuck you then.
>>9903646They had to give her something to force her eyes open and wide awake. Something that's opposite of a relaxantLike ginger
>>9903675Probably cause it's fun
>>9903607>Uhh dash can you help me get the paint off?>Let's leave it on for just tonight
>>9903677I think they would be great to have a threesome withcompeting against each other to see who can please you betterone could ride you like a cowgirl while the other sits on your faceand every so often they swap places
Scarf pone is cute. Do you think it's cute?
>>9903675I enjoy writing. I think the MLP characters are interesting. Therefore, I write about them. I'm not trying to be Faulkner or Tolkien, I'm just enjoying myself.
>>9903705I thought Ginger only worked in one particular orifice
>>9903726Rainbow Dash would probably do the best of the two though
>>9903665Sounds kind of cute.I'll give it a look.
>>9903677>>9903726I think i like this idea even better if it's still just Fluttershy dressed up as Dash and trying to act like her.
>>9903709stram what?A movie or arts?
>>9903714Wasting time on something most here won't care about is fun?>>9903735Then go do something original and stop using MLP as a clutch. It's for your own good.
>>9903705>favorite pone>smokingpls mlpgpls
>>9903772Tailbow Pony > Goggle Pony = Scarf Pony
>>9903768Arts I guessI was going to stream but my internet cut off whenever I went live ;_;
>>9903769>clutchYou mean crutch
>>9903737>>9903773Yes, but not smoking the ginger
>>9903773Hooka doesn't really count though
>>9903769well, wasting time here is funand I don't even write
>>9903769>most here won't care aboutGeez it's like you think this place is hate fan stuff general. Also, it beats doing nothing in the general all day.
>>9903731scootapone is still the best
>>9903769>using MLPG as a clutchHow do I get this thing out of first gear
>>9903789m8 i'll a bunch of british slang u
>>9903760>at first she's shy and reserved and doesn't do a very good impersonation>but as time goes on and she gets more excited, she gets more and more into the role>by the end she's even more aggressive than Dash is, grinding her pussy into your face and slamming her hips down against yours when it's her turn on your dick...I think I just gave myself a boner
>>9903825You know that's completely false, right Scootanon?
>>9903820I forgot this was neo-mlpg
>>9903769you've got a serious disconnect here. I'm telling you I enjoy writing fanfiction just for the heck of it, and you keep telling me I shouldn't.You're telling me what I should and should not enjoy. As someone who enjoys a cartoon intended for little girls, don't you find that a wee bit odd?Everything I do doesn't need to be practical or original.
>>9903769>using MLP as a clutchAre you of legal age to browse this website, kiddo?
>>9903820We'd just sit around and stare at each other all day...
>>9903846everything you dislike is "neo-mlpg"maybe you should try disliking things a bit less
>>9903796I know that pain... I'll stream in an hour or so then.As for the rest of you guys, would anybody be interested in like a mini-quest sort of thing?I was thinking: Scoot and Ab rescue Sweetie from the confines of the goat tower. Something silly, that would last maybe 2 nights or so.
>>9903850>tfw you try to shift your MLPG without a clutch
>neo-mlpgSo is this the new le epic meme
>>9903843you shut your whore mouth
>>9903876sure, I'll play
>>9903869That's because I dislike everything about neo-mlpg
>>9903820When was the last time MLPG has ever cared about fanfiction? Probably the first friend off of last year, and I'm sure as shit no one read more than half of them. The second friend off had a shit amount of "writers" and we all know what happened in PONY OR DIE (hint: everyone bashed the shit out of the fics), and now that writing event that ran for god knows how long had a piss amount of "writers" for it despite going on for a long ass time.MLPG hasn't cared about fanfiction in a long ass time, and they won't start doing it now.
>>9903881>this entire postVomit
>>9903846Stop with that "neo" shit. Fanfiction still gets the same reputation here as it did back on /co/. Faggots either hate with a passion and adore it like, well a faggot. Others do it for fun.
>>9903911Those legs are little but they aren't really kickingKicky score: 2/10Little score: 10/10Legs score: 10/10 those are indeed legs
>>9903842>>9903760My idea is that they decide to roleplay as each other one night and got so into it that they forgot who they were.
>>9903911Do you think Scootaloo's legs also kick wildly when she's in the throes of orgasm?
>neo-_____so is this really what we're gonna do for the next couple months?
>>9903896Scootaloo isn't even best filly, for god's sake.This one is, however.
>>9903935yes it isand I'm going to fall for it
>>9903760>>9903842Fluttershy as ultra-aggressive (or really just over-enthusiastic) is the best.
>>9903896why does she look like a hotdog
>>9903386Smells like chlorine?
>>9903903you'd dislike everything about mlpg any time, ever.back then we were even more like the bronies than we are now. since /mlp/ it's been sprinkled with ample amounts of cynicism and bitterness and a desire to separate ourselves from The Piss at all costs.
>>9903945Wait, what's going on hre?
>>9903876Thanks man. You're pretty cool
>>9903943I don't read fan fiction normally but I would read the hell out of that
>>9903908it's not that people don't care, it's that they actively hate it. Sure, there aren't many writers, but the few we have get little attention unless they're proven, and the rest just get hateanons that drive them off.
>>9903524Why in the ever living fuck would you waste your time on that shit? You could've done something original instead of fucking being on MLPG
>>9903908>that writing event that ran for god knows how long had a piss amount of "writers" for it despite going on for a long ass time.it is disappointing that there were only 2-4 entries for each prompt
>>9903952>This is bait, yes it is>And I'm gonna fall for itSounds like an 80s song...
>>9903928Sure mate, sure. You'd know that wasn't the case if you were ever on /co/, just look at how everyone hated Nathan lol
>>9903842Why is there no art of this?
>>9903944yesand her wings flap a bit too
>>9903876Ehh, sure>Captcha: was sadhorse
>>9903974Mother cats pick their kittens up by the scruff of their neck with their teeth. It's instinctive for the kitten to lock up and not move to avoid hurting herself and to help out the mum cat. The instinct stays with most cats
>>9903876Quest sounds good. MLPG is just eating itself at this point...
>>9902676series of animated shorts for youtube called "barbie life in the dreamhouse"wasn't half bad
>>9903993stop pretending that you know what you're talking about
>>9904037Stop copying what I said in my post. I know you are but what am I etc, are you a child?
>>99039932+ years here. Yes we hated fanfiction but mainly all the bullshit. People still read and wrote. It's still the same as it ever was.
>>9903998It's probably just a hard concept to capture in just one image.
>>9904065And the days go by
>>9904037>>9904047>>9904058I WILL TURN THIS CAR AROUND IF YOU TWO DON'T START GETTING ALONG
>>9902137I would like to propose magic guns. Would pone use magic bullet?
>>9904071Well, I was talking more about two ponies on one human at least.
>all this bluei like this very much
MLPG attempting to seperate tmeselves from the rest of the "piss" is what killed the general
>>9904091MOM HE WON'T SHARE THE GAMEBOY, HE'S HAD LIKE 3 TURNS ALREADY
>>9903991Pretty much proves my point, so I don't even know why people bother writing here. If they want to "write" fanfiction they can go to >>>/mlp/ but don't bring that shit here.
>>9904095OhhIt's kind of out there, check the "human on pony action" tag on derpibooru
>>9903766Niiice.I'll just leave this screencap here
>>9904114Funny how we're still around
>>9904114That wouldn't have happened if there wasn't piss in the first place, thus it's their fault
>>9904105>not mint aqua
>>9903943>Dash starts out being overly hammy in her attempts to act like Fluttershy, like Eddy's impersonation of Double-D from that one episode of Ed Edd & Eddy>as the intimacy starts, her nervousness starts to show and her usual bravado melts away>her especially sensitive body makes it even harder for her to act bold and brash>soon enough she's a quivering, moaning puddle>Fluttershy-as-Dash starts coaching her and egging her on, whispering encouragement into Dash's ear while she's slowly riding you
So, this is my speculation on what pones would be wanting in lovers:Twilight - Someone who would like listening to her theories and be unobtrusive to her quiet time. She would be led to experience things that can't be done by reading books, and would be there to comfort her in these things and share it with her.Rainbow Dash - She would be scared of any intimate relationship. The fear of having her heart broken, of being judged about having a boyfriend, and the possibility of not being loyal would hinder it. If one could gain her trust, and slowly push her into it, they would have her heart.Fluttershy - This pony wouldn't think she's worthy of having true love. Working against that and trying to make her like herself would be the biggest obstacle. She would like someone to care for, on all the levels, but she wouldn't want to be cared for.(continued below because of 2,000 character limit)
>>9904114The general is alive and well at night
>>9904119Nuh-uh! This is my first turn. You had it only an hour ago!
>>9904119TWILIGHT KEEPS TOUCHING ME!
>>9904105It is quite a pleasing sight.
>>9904165Rarity - The thing with her is she has a fantasy about what love is, and one would have to have to put up with it until she experiences what it's really like. She will be expecting romantic fixes to problems and a flattery of herself, almost like worshiping. For it to be genuine, she is going to have to be at her proverbial bottom of the barrel existential crisis and the other loves her throughout.Pinkie - This one is tricky. To get to her core, one would have to get her to sit still and focus. She seems like the type to run away from personal problems or go in roundabout ways rather than think seriously about them. Just enough for them not to bother her, yet never able to solve. If someone was able to get her to do so, and be there with her while all those things explode on the surface, they would be more than just a friend.Applejack - As much as she worries about making sure everybody is taken care of, and that things are secure, she neglects a lot about herself. She's a fixer and doer, and likely to have anxiety and her heart broken when she gives it more than her all and it doesn't work out. This is to a point where she would push more and more, to self-destruction. Teaching her to be okay with not being able to solve everything yet help her with the ones that can will earn her love.That's my general idea. Tell me what you think.
>>9904165>(continued below because of 2,000 character limit)>not posting it in a pastebin
>>9904158>Fluttershy-as-Dash starts coaching her and egging her on, whispering encouragement into Dash's ear while she's slowly riding youI need a bunkSome one give me a bunk
>>9904151>Cloudkicker sticking her tongue out at the end of the GIFunf
>>9904047says the guy getting his panties in a twist about fanfiction.why don't you just admit that you're trying too hard to fit in and save yourself the embarrassment of continuing to flaunt your misinformed notion of how things work here?
>>9904180damn, look at those rainbow-hips
>>9904201If anything, he's doing the opposite of trying to fit in, brony
>>9904158YeesssRD-as-FS and vice versa is something that definitely needs to be done a lot more.
>>9904196this is my bunk! go get your own!
>>9904177Mo-om! He won't stop!
>>9904201>implying I want to "fit in" with neo-MLPGLOL
I haven't read Renne Quest but I still save most of the pictures I see and I think these two are really cute I feel like such a brony
>all this neo
>>9904214>rainbow/fluttershy2mares1cuphow would it work
>>9904231>OC>ugly nigger ones at thatwhy
>>9904231Do it.And if you have a tumblr, post your reactions
>>9904200>tfw no pony tongues lapping at your bell-end
>>9904091>All of MLPG is piled into a bus>Contributors sit in the back while Anons occupy the rest of the seating.>Sentenal is always sitting in the front alone>Markerita is driving and constantly threatening to turn the bus around if we don't start posting pony
How do I stop loving yellow horse so much?
>>9904265realise that she's a faggot.
>>9904230I'd be surprised if you've been here for more than a few weeks at best.
>neo-MLPGOh boy, here we go!
Why did you guys make a thread on /q/ about the janitor without having lots of screencaps of his obstruction as evidence?
>>9904265Having some taste.
>>9904264>Night>Everyone is asleep>Apart from a few anons passing notes around written in green pen
>>9904183I think Applejack's main concern is whether the person she loves will be able to adapt to her family and her duties to them. He would need to be accepting of the fact that her family will always come first for her.If he fulfills that requirement, everything else should flow naturally, given her honesty.
>>9904214>confident Fluttershy>reserved and shy DashHNNGGG
>>9904231>feeling like such a brony>for liking renne questSee, on the one hand I feel like a fag for just how high my power level is, though I do fine keeping it hidden... On the other hand I want to call people casuals for not having ventured into the dark dungeons of fanfiction and come out alive.
>>9904265You don't.Yellowquiet is best little sister
>>9904264If you were forced to choose between sitting next to Ross or Sentenal, which would you take?
>>9904235...Smith, did you just make a play-on-words?
Rarity sure is a good looking pony. She get's her good looks from her mother, after all.She's a plastic surgeon!
>>9904291Nobody from here did that.
>>9904297>and a few of them covertly masturbating
I only like Post grungecore-MLPG
How good of a pet are you?
>>9904264>>Sentenal is always sitting in the front aloneMore like having to sit next to teacherAlso who the fuck is markerita, that sounds retarded
>>9904315>>9904264>>9904091This is like the worst episode of the magic school bus ever.I knew I shouldn't have come on MLPG today!
>>9904315>this shit's about to get magical!
>>9904315Please let this be an ordinary field-trip...
>>9904319>a few are not so secretly.>In a car behind them, in a smaller car and shaking a broom out of the window, is scruffy.
>>9904300this should be more of a thing
>>9904287Sure mate, keep on deluding yourself. Maybe if you pretend that I'm new then it will help you hide from my truths!
>>9904325>Post-grungecore>not avant-garde Siberian jazz fusioncore
>>9904297>>9904319>there's no internet so all you have for fap material is a few dirty, rumpled, cum-stained pages of fetish greentext
>>9904325I'm quite partial to postmodern-MLPG, myself
>>9904338>>9904342In my old board, we never ventured up a horse's urethra.
>>9904314It seemed like one of you guys >>>/q/554327.Is he really that much of a problem here?
>>9904165Twilight would want someone who challenges her intellectually, or else she would get bored.
>>9904315>>9904338Who would be who on the Magic MLPG Bus?
>>9904354>an Anon sticks his hand out of the window and flips him off>Scruffy severs his hand at the wrist
>>9904338we never made jokes like this in the old horse.
>>9904334Pony is good pet, I am not.Also that is a great picture
>>9904282>>9904294But I looove her...
>>9904319>>9904354>by the end of the trip the garbage can is full of yellowed tissues stuck to the bottom and sides of it
Epic MLPG meta discussions again. At least it's not a mansion this time
>>9904384Carlos.Every magic bus has Carlos on it.
>>9904340Some buses have seatbelts.
>>9904371But brony,we ARE in your old board.
>>9904376Actually there were a few people trying to compile screenshots for such a thread, but that anon there seems to have jumped the gun, or the effort has entirely petered out.Either way, that wasn't "us", just a lone anon.
>>9904376No, there's not. Some faggots get upset because they can't follow the rules, and then continue to spam rule-breaking images out of some weird, deluded spite.There is nothing wrong with the janitor's actions
>>9904395I bet FS secretly hates everyone she meetsShe would hate you
I want off of MLPG wild bus ride!
>>9904371I guess they didn't piss around so much!
>>9904393>That S1 twilightAt least I think it's season 1. It's cute enough.
>>9904422Janitor please go.
>>9904405>>9904371>there's always an anon or two who mentions how things were back on /co/.>/co/ is now the old school that was never this cool.
>>9904429God damn your eyes, carlos.
>>9904356Whatever you say, kid.
>>9904435You're as bad as the people who think only one person hates sentenal
>>9904410>>9904422Alright. I know he's spotty at best on the rest of /mlp/, so him hanging out here didn't make much sense.
>>9903911>>9903944>>9904003scootaloo is the kickiest cutest orgasmiest little pone
I think Rainbow Dash should kiss all the ponies.
>>9904422except for, y'know, when he deicides soemthing pony related suddenly isn't. Like the musci discussion we tried to have.
>>9904422If anything he should crack down more across the whole board
I think the fanfiction attitude has just become a point of pride, which makes it very difficult to discuss and near impossible to change any minds about. Some people hate it, whether it's because they thought the attitude around here has always been against it, or they've tried reading some and found it horrible, or they think it's a pointless waste of time. Doesn't matter. Most people I imagine don't care one way or the other.The problem isn't that people hate/don't mind/love it, it's that every time it's brought up, people attack it. And it's not helpful criticism, either, it's just, "I hate thing."Why not simply stay silent? You don't have to hugbox or, even if you read it, given them useful feedback. Just don't say ">fanfiction", because what the hell is an author going to do about that? How is one singular story supposed to change your opinion on fanfiction as a whole? How does it offend you in the first place?
>>9904449>copying my post againAmazing.
Why do I even come here at this time of day?You'd think I'd remember it's a shitholeBut I don't
>>9904501Because you have nothing better to do?
>>9904470Or, you know, not post it in MLPG. I'm really sure that >>>/mlp/ cares about fanfiction more than MLPG.
>>9904501Just train your eyes to cut out the bad posts and only see the good onesie posts with Rainbow Dash
>"Alright MLPG, today we're going to learn about the ocean!">Everyone just gripes and complains the whole rise there. "There arent any ponies in the ocean!"
>>9904470It's fine. It used to be harder to mention fanfiction around here but it's slack enough for me now. I like it, others don't. I don't have a reason to bring it up in MLPG but when it is brought up people get stupid so I still stay out of it.Some people are just stubborn in their opinions on things that don't matter.
>>9904548>"I bet there are sea ponies in there, fucking brony pandering."
>>9904548>SHOO BE DOO SHOO BE DOO
>>9904543Show of hands, why here posts on /mlp/ in more than just MLPG?
>>9904384>>9904402Carlos: Scrubbing bubblesWanda- RoseArnold-LethPheobe- JessyTim- DooksRalpie -Glitter GlueKeesha-Ms. Frizzle- MarkerLiz-
>>9904470It's a little of that, but it's also a little of well, popularity. I can understand the hate generating from bullshit fanfics that pollute most fanfiction in general, which is probably why even good stuff gets tossed aside.
>>9904300>"Alright, now wink around him. I want to see the look on his face~">"U-Uhhh...">"What's the matter, Dash-I mean, Fluttershy? Too much for you to handle~?">"N...N-No...!">"Then...wink~">"N...nngh...">a soft moan escapes Dash's lips as a wet "sqlch" emanates from her pussy, her muscles squeezing and milking your shaft>"Aaahhhn...!">"There we go~ I'm so proud of you, 'Fluttershy'~"
>>9904544Would you eat corn with Rainbow Dash?
>>9904593This is getting 2meta4me
>>9904584>they come out of water and grab the closest filly>another has fallen victim to the sea pony menace
>>9904593Where does Tex sit?
>>9904478Are you quite done?
>>9904624Tex drove his own car.
>>9904603b-but i want them doing eachother
>>9904611That pony is walking on three legs so easily. It's amazing.
>>9904580>>9904584>Bus turns into a giant sea horse>"Hey look, that fish has wings!">"That's a flying fish.">"FUCKING BULLSHIT, OCEAN IS RUINED I WANT OFF FUCKING HASBRO PANDERING BULLSHIT I HOPE FAUST IS SAD"
>>9904517But I doI could have seen my friends or boyfriendI could studyI could vidyaI could try to artI could programI could masturbateBut instead I want a quiet day on my day offBut instead I come hereThere is something wrong with me
>>9904611i would eat corn without dash, i love corn. but yes i would also eat corn with my favorite pone
>>9904624he's the fucking gecko
>>9904603>dat name calling role reversalunf
>>9904543what if someone has been posting in mlpg for a while and would like to share something they enjoyed or something they wrote? Part of the appeal of mlpg is the community.If the post gets 0 responses, that's one thing. No one cares, no big deal. If it gets 8 responses of >fanfiction, that's something else entirely.I dunno, I guess /b/ and PTS immigrants have gotten to MLPG more than I hoped they had. The fanfiction hate may not be inherently wrong, but it's counterproductive in a thread meant for discussion.
wwhat if your favorite pony had sex with your favorite pokemon
this thread is so laughable>bitching about fandom and fanfiction>meta baout a magic bus>one anon desperately trying to talk about pony
>>9904624Probably on Applejack's big fat butt!
>>9904593Liz is the marker.it never talks. just sort of sits around and watches.
>>9904624Tex stands, chatting with various people and going from seat seat.That or he has his own car.
>>9904688That's not even a pun.
>>9904650>there is something wrong with meit sure is you're lying on the internet
>>9904593But who is the bus?
>>9904671You can have the magic bus for one hundred English pounds
>>9904671fanfiction is technically pony, especially during hiatus.The meta fanfiction stuff isn't, I guess, but when has that stopped anyone? We going to stop talking about artists now, too? That's not technically pony.
>>9904611I'd even fight crime with her
>>9904723Moot.It's a Nekobus
>tfw scoota/silver OTP that no one shares
>>9904715True, it's more of an observation an astronomical one!
>>9904745But that would mean the bus would try and kill us at ever chance
>>9904758thats the worst ship anyone could have thought of, and i know about ships i shipped myself with one once.
On a river of LAVA!
>>9904792>I shipped myself
You're a homosexual, Anon
Would you have a threesome with your favorite ship?
Let's talk about princesses:What do you think dominates Celestia's thoughts?Luna's?Twilight's?that other princess'?
>>9904800Alright, alright, I'll stopNo need to Poke' any one's buttons
>>9904835Just because I want to be bottom in a guard orgy, doesn't mean I'm gay.
So how many of you put Dash higher in your pony rankings after season 3?
>>9904856Me.She was #5 at the end of S2 and she's #4 now. Sorry AJ.
>>9904835How you figure sports fan?
>>9904835>Not pitching for both teamsNo buttfun allowed.
>>9904845that other princess' what?
Would you dare suffer the wraith of the alicorn librarian?
>>9904817man I love slapaloo
>>9904889>what is reading comprehension
What would you do if Celestia invited you over at the castle's gardens for some tea and cake? What would you two talk about? With no sex afterwards, of course. She don't want any of that human dick.
>>9904835If I want to be a pretty pegasus mare, who's a pet and a slutty one at that, does it mean I'm gay?>>9904845Twilight
>>9904603>"Ooooh, that one REALLY got to him~ I don't think he's gonna last much longer~ See? He's bucking up into you and everything!">"Ahh! AHHH!! Haaah-haaah-hnnngh! Nnngghhaaaa!!">"And it sounds like you aren't gonna last long either~ Look at how much you're leaking~ Getting him aaaall creamy, and he hasn't even cum yet~">"F-Ahh!!-F-Fluttersh-!!">"Ah-ah-ahhhh~ I'm Rainbow Dash, remember~?">"Hnngh...!">"Let me hear you say it~">"Wh-wha-?">"Say it~">"R...Rainb-OHHH!!-ow...D-D-D-D-AAAAAAAAAAHHH!!">"Oopsie~ Looks like you couldn't quite make it~ And neither could he! Just look at all that cum seeping out of you~">"Ahhhhhh...">"Aw, don't get discouraged, 'Fluttershy.' You can always try again...next time~"
>>9904928>MegasweetWhy would you waste time on that
>>9904901>she just teleports to late book owners>at midnight>and waits until they seem comfy>then shouts "TARDY!" before retrieving the book(s) in question>eventually people start having nightmares>Luna notices>Luna has to sit Twilight down and have a talk about abusing godlike power for petty reasons.>the irony isn't lost on twilight
>>9904835If liking magical talking unicorns makes me gay I don't want to be straight!
>>9904934TwilightI'm concerned about her future
>>9904928That's some pretty effective censoring there pal.
>>9904934does she like videogames?
>>9904928I CANNOT INTO INKINGONETHREESIXBLANKI CANNOT NOT SAFE FOR WORKONETHREESIXBLANK
>>9904954>SAY MY NAME BITCHhaha-my dick
>>9904934How a slayed the 30 score of dragons, ate and drink with my king and mastered the art of the sword.and how cute I think RD is
>>9904601>>9904664Again, MLPG's interest in fanfiction has dropped a lot since the last hiatus, so posting about it here is pretty useless. Shit, there's barely any writers left, and even their fics a re usually ignored. So really, what's the point of bothering if there's nothing here?
>>9904973Applejakc your songs are terrible!At lest last time you could count correctly!
>>9904934Pretty much that. Talk shit and gossip about various localsI requested that, and my answer hasn't changed since
>>9904973calm down there, Applejack. I'm sure your can ink just fine.
>>9904993I WAS JUST USING THE NUMBERS IN THE PICTUREDON'T BE A HATER
>>9904954Jesus fucking christ
>>9904954oh my godWhy isn't there more stuff like thisunf
>>9904993at least Applejack is sober and can spell correctly
>>9904954>D-did I do okay as you?
>>9904989>implying all contributors are recognition-seeking attention whores
>>9904987>>9905019>>9905024glad you liked
>>9904988>"So, Rainbow Dash. She's a cutie, huh?">Celestia just stares at you, and slowly floats her teacup in front of her and takes a long sip out of it, not breaking eye contact with you during the whole time
>>9904736Did xieril ever finish that?
>>9904954>Dragonball Z the porno
>>9904989yeah, you're right.I just wish you weren't.Twilight would be disappointed.
>>9905037>my resolutionnew wallpaper time
>>9904989If the interest is so low and little to nobody talks about it, why is it such an issue posting it here in the first place? What if the writer just likes MLPG more than other places?
>>9904934Would she still give you a blowjob because it's a nice thing to do?
>>9905049>"Mmmmm...needs a liiittle work. But don't worry. We'll be sure to get a lot of practice~">"But first...it's MY turn~"
>>9905099Wallpapered so hard my fingers broke
>>9905068DAMAGE CONTROLABORT ABORTGET OUT OF THERE MAN
>>9905068>"What is it Celestia, a dragon slaying knight cannot enjoy the sight of cute cuddly ponies?!"
>>9905053>A-apples! she manages to moan, under the fury of your intense pounding. A-apples! she continues, tears of joy and pain streaming down her face. "Louder," you demand.
>>9905074He's 2busy2pone, he hasn't even finished the sleepy RD he posted last night.
>>9905119last one, now pony motherfucker
>>9905107Probably not. But I could see her giving you a magic "handjob" if you asked really nicely.Your spunk would be a rare alchemical cumponent, and she'd eventually ask you to make a weekly contribution
>>9905068>Celestia secretly wishes you'd say that about her
>>9905068>its not that she thinks you are strange for thinking dash is cute>its that she thinks you are strange for thinking dash is cute
>>9904934I'M A HUMANSUCK MY DICKI'M A HUMAAAAN
>>9905068>you take a sip of tea yourself, also not breaking eye-contact>"Well she is."
>>9905068>"And that Twilight, she's a real looker">She coughs on her tea in shock
>>9905107By that logic, so would cunnilingus
>>9904934I'm sure it might be enjoyable to exchange stories of our respective peoples>"...and after a period we called the Space Race, we finally were able to put a man on the moon.">"Goodness! How did they ever survive?">"They had suits.">"But unarmed?">"...what?"
>>9904928are those breasts?
>>9905149Asking really nicely seems to be the key to a lot of things in Equestria
>>9904989We just got used to talking about it in other threads because a number of people ho left last summer came back and caused shit whenever we mentioned fanfiction.
>>9905185>may i please rape you
>>9905084Because it's easy shitposting material.
>>9905183Is that a human?!
>>9905149>magic handjobat least it's something
>>9905182nope..it was a typo...>>9905185yep. being friendly gets you very far
>>9905185BUT HE DIDN'T SAY PLEASE
>>9905170>she starts laughing uncontrollably>takes her like ten minutes to stop giggling>"ahem">"but seriously, anon..."
>>9905209UmYou can't rape the willing
>>9904928>You'll never anyone with a body like thisReality sucks
>>9905233And I'll never meet a girl like Pinkie Pie.Everything sucks for everyone
>>9905229>"You're right. They all pale in comparison to you."
>>9905185>fluttershy will never give you a wingjob after a tiresome day of work.why am i even alive
I'm bored. Screw what anyone says.I'm going to go read a fanfiction now.
>>9905232magic and a 1000+ years of learning to act due to royal requirements and etiquette can go a long way towards making you forget that.
>>9905232So that's a no?
>>9905229>Anon's smile dies down as he takes another sip>"No, really, I know several very... cute ponies. Some I see more than others. It's a pity, really.">He puts the tea down>"Because some of these ponies are quite beautiful."
>>9905269What if I spit on the book would it be mine?
>>9905269tell us which one if it's any good
>>9905185What exactly is a wingjob?
>>9905298You have to touch it with your balls.
>>9905084No problem in liking it, but they really shouldn't expect anything from MLPG when it comes to fanfiction.
>>9905302sounds like someone needs to read LK's Derpy story
>>9905313They hug you with their wings non sexually and give you a big soft tickle
>>9905302Pony wings are pretty dextrous. Use your imagination.
>>9905302Imagine getting a handjob.Now that hand is a wing.
>>9905068>"What?">"Nothing.">she gently cuts another piece of her slice of cake, biting gently on the fork floating in front of her.>she takes a sip of her tea, stands up and exits the garden>a few seconds later>"ANON, YOU FUCKING IDIOT.">birds flee the garden
>>9905336What's a handjob?
>>9905313>Twilight sittin there reading a book all peaceful>suddenly in the top of her vision, right on the page she was reading, your sack hits the book>ANON!
>>9905260>You'll never a frigid Fluttershy>She's loves you dearly but she just can't get wet>She gives you blowjobs and wingjobs more often than you ask for them in exchange>Cuddles up to you afterward like she's enjoying the afterglow with youCould you deal with it?
>>9905349>swearingYa blew it
>>9905300this crap: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/6515/days-of-wasp-and-spiderIt was in the fimfiction featured. I have no idea what it's like yet. It looks weird but promising. Likely it's gonna be terrible but there's only one way to find out.
>>9905335then why isn't she using her wing in this pic? huh?MYTHBUSTED
>>9905374>celestia swearing>not hotshiggy diggy dooby doo
why is anon in ponyville aggravating the shit out of ponies so amusing
>>9905349>Celestia acting like some animu tsundere bitchyeah how about no
>>9905349>TsunderestiaI can get behind this.
>>9905362>not even being able to please her with your fingers while tweaking her sensitive little teatsI could deal with it, I guess...
>>9905269>>9905298>Hanging out mane six out for a walk> SUDDENLY A GIANT MONSTER ATTACKS>Quickly start rubbing your but all over the ponies>"Anon! What are you-ERGH- doing!?!">"Saving you! It wont want to eat something that a butt has touched!"
>>9905390>>9905396>no MILFlestia yettwice the pitty
>>9905382Because the visual of a pony taping something to their hoof to use it is amusing.
>>9905390>>9905396wait, that's supposed to be tsundere?
>>9905404Thats just and excuse to rub your butt all over them.
Critiques please, before I take this any further.
>>9905317While that is true, there are a few people who do. Usually decent fanfiction discussion here isn't even that much. It usually gets posted here, slightly discussed here if discussed at all, and then discussed elsewhere, like the sub or FiMchan.My guessing as to why the writer would post it here instead of "out there" to me, seems like a group of friends who discuss random crap with one another, and if the writer prefers here, just might want to know what they think, what little amount of people it is.
>>9905430>MILFlestiaBut that implies she has kids that aren't mine
>>9905396I was thinking about doing a quest with a somewhat tsundre Celestia. Granted, it wouldn't be full tsundre, but as much as possible without borking the base character.
>>9905430EVERY Celestia is MILFlestia
>>9905443That is a saggy anus
>>9905458how would that even work?
>>9905443Whoa, I really like how everything flows. It's hard coming up with good critique on it because all the stylistic choices seem appropriate. I would change the line under the eye. The black one; just get rid of it completely, i think.
>>9905458>thinking about>not planning itGet that shit rolled out in a week, damn it.
>mfw having pony dreams>having my wings messaged at the spa
>>9905464Celestia's not a mom, dude.She's one of them whatchacallits. Heiffers.
>>9905457they can be yours. like that MILF Derpy greentext.that just means she's YOUR MILFlestia.
>>9905437maybe tsundere was the worng word, but your typical female "baka (insert male character here)" and then she hits him for no fucking reason because he like glanced at something the wrong way.
>>9905490I had a dream that had a pony in it. But never dreamed of being a pony while asleep.
>>9905388>implying she would lose her composure like that
Has anyone gotten any of the build a bear pony plushes? How are they?I'm sad to admit that I'm at that point where I really need something to hold at night and it might as well be Pinkie Pie
>>9905443Well it look niHOLY SHIT THAT'S A HUGE ASS FLUTTERBUTT
>>9905508Might as well make it Dash.
>>9905490Were you a mare or a stallion?
>>9905458She's concerned about something, which distracts her. Then she meets you, and as time goes by the thing that initially distracted/frustrated her disappears, but she associates those feeling with you. So, she acts somewhat tsundre because she's kind of conditioned for it, but at the same time her feelings for you have developed.>>9905489I would, but I have to finish my other writing tasks first.
>>9905531Why not me?
>>9905457well, she's had a thousand years...>>9905490I had ONE dream once. It started as my usual "reading a blank book in a forest clearing" dream I have sometimes. Suddenly I'm covered in a wing, celestia's, and she's reading over my shoulder. She says "this is my favorite part" and I wake up. I have no clue what it means but I stopped ponying for a week afterwards.
>>9905490>"Wings, your masseuse called to tell you she'll be late today.">"...">"Of COURSE you'll receive a discount for them. It's only fair.">"...">"And it's a pleasure to serve you as always, sir."
>>9905560Because you're not real
>>9905531>not waiting for updates on the guy who's making a life-sized pony plushie with a fuckable plump pony vag>yeah not that "insert a fleshlight" shit it's gonna be built in legit
>>9905558whoops, meant that first reply for >>9905479
>>9905553Why don't we just make all the ponies Rainbow Dash?
>>9905553I like to think Dash turns a bit into fluttershy when romantic emotions are involved.
>>9905553>tsunDashone of my favorite things
>>9905583I dont want to spend ten grand in some brony building war
>>9905472A more perky anus.>>9905484I was thinking the same thing, right now they're just place markers for where the eye stops.>>9905543T-too big?
>>9905588Because we need something other than worst pone
>>9905578Am tooI'm pretty cute as well
>>9905588My Little Vapid Cunt:Lesbianism is Magic
>>9905508http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TsundereCelestia could be a "Type B" Tsundere by this article's definition. Naturally kind and caring, but she wields enormous power and can be passive-aggressive and underhanded in her own ways. (I mean, sabotaging the Grand Galloping Gala? Seriously?)
>>9905597So...A shy tsundere?
>>9905615We you sure as hell aint a pony
>>9905490I'd love to get a massage, even nonsexually.
>>9905605>No-one called her prettyaww
>>9905597What about the other way around?
>>9905558I'm having a hard time visualizing it. guess I'd have to see it in action.
>>9904611Is there an easy way to make gifs like that in Photoshop or do I have to use another program?
>>9905646Yep, Fluttershy is the aggressor in the bedroom.
>>9905605>no one has called Rainbow pretty beforeThis is so sad
>>9905611>too big Eh I'm sure most people appreciate it this bigIT'S HUMONGOUS. THAT THING CAN PROBABLY OUTCRUSH DERPY'S BUT
>>9905645you would tell her she's pretty, wouldn't you Anon?
>still no cosmo streamI'm die
>>9905620>Cuntpeople still say this about dash?
>>9905673Are you callin' me ugly?
>>9905707>CosmoDid he finish that fic he was working on?
>>9905673>everyone always goes on about how "cool" she is, or how "amazing" her tricks are>or even how good she is at skyclearing>but no one's ever said to her that she's pretty>you're the first one, and she doesn't know how to react
>>9905659File > Import > Video Frames to LayersWindow > Animation
>>9905707>that gifwhat the fuck
>>9905701>that picWhy does this anon sound like a sassy gay friend about to give her a makeover?
>>9905718No, I'm calling you a very pretty mareGod dammit, my spaghetti
>tfw no cute lithe guy with a big dick to fuck>tfw no stallion to fuck>tfw no gelding to fuck
>>9905698I bet it makes the most pleasant "slap" when your hips collide with it while you're fucking her
>>9905765oh yeah?well I'm scared
>>9905765I thought you already left us. Why are you back?
>>9905605>>9905701>>9905738guys... pls, my heart. i just...
>>9905788Oh, you're right hahaha fuck you!
>>9905531the face is a little derpedthe hair tangles real easily if your gonna sleep with it, but feels really great to fondle with while you're hugging her and feels great to squish your face intoShe is super soft and huggable and squeezabledon't forget you can add a scent thing to make her smell like strawberries, bubblegum or cupcakesI chose bubblegum and she smells great8/10 for 24 bucks
>>9905761oh god, now I hear it too
>>9905701>>9905738Does Hiro still come here?
I'm done. Time for video games.
>I know I'm pretty you eggheads, quit rubbing it in
I kissed your favorite pony.
>>9905859Did she like it?
>>9905853i'd rub it in rainbow dash if you know what i mean
>>9905738i really don't remember the last time i seriously smiled of happiness, not because i saw something funny
>>9905859did you like it?
>>9905853You're pretty swell Rainbow Dash.
>>9905814Sassy gay anon:>Big, beautiful, strong, well maintained. And SUCH a pretty shade of blue.>Girl your wings are so fab!
OKAY GUYS I KNOW IT'S LATEBUT WE HAVEN'T GONE FULL NIGHT THREAD, HAVE WE?
4chan is a website for legion by legion, every faggotry needs to be purged. All we need is /b/ /v/ and /pol/. Those boards were fine before /a/ and /co/ was created and newfags took over.
>>9905490>Pony dream>Be a unicorn mare>Hear Rarity's voice>"You look marvelously fabulous darling">Later she's trying to find the right shoe for my hooves>I have never felt so pretty in my life
>>9905884Yes.>>9905871She said that you were a better kisser, but that she'd set me up with one of her friends.
>>9905853Shut up you fucking blue dyke.
>>9905919HaThat's my little pony
>>9905918>not Dooks sees your lineart.gif
>>9905892So does he and Rarity get along or are they rivals?
>>9905901>Those boards were fine before /a/ was created10/10funniest post all day
>>9905943well isnt that the pot calling the kettle black
>>9905943Why don't you go make out with Lame-ra
>>9905954he's her #1 assistant.
>>9905898Let's find outWHO WANTS ALL THE HORSECOCKS
>>9905832he does, just as anon most of the time.
>You call Dash pretty>She's taken back by it>She's never been called pretty>She's never been called anything feminine>When she was a little girl she had messy hair and was pretty fast on the track>That's all she ever got any substantial praise for>For being athletic>For beating the boys>She got it stuck in her head that that's what she needed to be>She needed to be a better boy than the boys else she wouldn't be good at anythingWould you help Dash realize she's a girl?Would you help her catch up on lost time?
>>9905918The closest thing I ever got to this was Rarity being drunk and saying I'm cute. Then Twilight who was also drunk started laughing
>>9905853All right, we'll stop.
>>9905901You realize /a/ was one of the first boards created, right
>>9905975What I figured.
>>9905964why don't you make out with muh dick?
>>9905892I need more sassy gay anon. I'd bet Twilight doesn't realize he's gay and she tries hitting on him awkwardly.
>>9905962>Those boards were fine before /a/ and /co/ was created and newfags took over.>before /a/ and /co/ was created>before /a/ was createdkeep goingI need to laugh
>>9905984I'd rather watch Fluttershy show her what being a girl means, but I'd try.
>>9905918>you'll never be a pretty mare>the best you can ever hope to be is less than average looking human 3dpd male
http://investor.hasbro.com/releasedetail.cfm?ReleaseID=756835>NEW YORK--(BUSINESS WIRE)-- World Trade Jewelers is pleased to announce their collaboration with Hasbro, Inc to create and distribute jewelry designs expertly replicating select Hasbro related themes.>Now, their portfolio of iconic and private label brands has expanded into entertainment themes. "Jewelry retailers will recognize the power of Hasbro's highly popular brands and see this as a huge opportunity," noted Murray Shabot, CEO of World Trade. "Hasbro's branded properties are legendary and proving extremely popular within our jewelry creations. Consumers of all age groups immediately recognize the CANDY LAND, SCRABBLE and MY LITTLE PONY iconography, and will now be able to wear their favorite designs and themes within our licensed jewelry collections.">A key, targeted segment is within the 24-34 U.S. female market as influencers and purchasers.I am intrigued...if only to see what high qua-er, high cost MLP jewelry looks like.
>>9905984as much as we like to think it, i dont think Dash has a problem with her feminine side.i mean she is always in the best dress
>>9906005Hey Bon Bon, how come I saw you going down on Minuette in the park?