I forgot her name.Can you remind he pink horse's name?Old horse: >>9885970
Have you given in to artistic despair today, MLPG?
>>9889775Your filenames are just geniusWhat would Fluttershy even do all day
>>9889391It's kinda shit, but I think I'm getting better at this.
>>9889798It's a little too fast.
>>9889799What is that balloon made out of?
>heYa dun goof'd
>>9889791face is fucked upI feel fine
Alright, what do you want?
>>9889798It's just fast enough for humorous effect
>>9889798I LOVE THESE GIFS
>>9889792Smoke a bowl and play with The Big Carrot.
>>9889822>forgetting to clear the name fieldEVERYONE LOOK AT HIM AND LAUGH
>>9889775And at the end it was them all planning a party for her the whole time?And she gets all defeatist and sad, even though Angel is really transparently trying to hide it, but she doesn't notice
Would Twilight be too scared to go on a Rollercoaster with you? Would you tease her about it and make her get mad because she's cute when she's trying to be mad at you?
>>9889817I want you to Be yourselfhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uUMmNB58Zig
>>9889822YOU CAN'T FOOL ME OLD HORSEWHO WAS IN CHARGE OF PUTTING IT DOWN
>>9889792I think she'd go around town trying to get her friends' attention, but they're all kind of busy. And then she'd meet a new friend or something. Or Discord shows up and does stuff with her.And she likes it.
>>9889838isnt fluttershy always defeatist and sad
>You will never be a royal guard's "sleeve"
>>9889791No, it's te time of year when I'm decided to shed my skin and come back as somebody completely new. This cycle will repeat itself every spring until my goals are achieved.Also, you're not going to make a painting by not painting. So get on it if you want to.
>>9889838Angel would never do that, he's a dick.
>>9889823>>9889839>>9889894What ifStay with me hereWhat ifYour eyebrowsYour eyebrows were ponies
MT, do you have a husbando pony?
>>9889849I got a message that said MLPG wanted me to draw or somethingI'm guessing someone has a request?
>>9889791>I can draw flowers but not ponies.jpg
Is it time?
>>9889879He's a dick in the "I do what I want!" kind of way. That doesn't mean he couldn't do something nice.
NEW HORSE I'VE BEEN AWAY FOR A WEEK.anything cool happen?
>>9889904>see a qt girl>attempt to chat her up>pinkiebrows makes all your innocent comments lewd by bouncing up and down at all the wrong moments
>>9889873Why? Why do you have to give me these feels, anon?
>>9889917Oh that wasn't me, but yeah some one did. If he doesn't show up, you up for requests/ stream if your computer is oke?
>>9889917Octavia cum inflation
>>9889911it's called a horsebando, anon
>>9889917Oh, that was this guy>>9889522I don't know if he had a specific request.I can't think of anything now, but I'm sure someone else can.
So how do you think sex between Tough Cookie and Triple Stuffed would work? He's just a colt and she's... big. Imagine 800 lbs sliding up and down your dick
>>9889915jesus fucking christ
>>9889930>They also give dating advice>"Fuck her raw and never call back."
>>9889969Hey Celestia, wanna dance?
>>9889952You really remind me of the Piss Wizard and his magical realm, Ross.Everything of yours ends up the same way.
>>9889945fine fine, horsebando then
>>9889873where is that pic from? is there more?
>>9889938I actually might be up for stramin' silly requests tonight. I found a temporary replacement for procaster and livestream. It would have to be on twitch, though. It's called Open Broadcaster Software and it actually doesn't eat up all my resources. It will have to do until I upgrade my CPU.>>9889941every time
>>9889925>Hiatus pone>Now bump pone
>>9889952>underage siblingcest w/ size differenceMy boner just popped a boner.
>>9889944>diapers>extreme horse faceIt's a crime shame the lighting, linework and colors are so great on something like this.
>>9890006Well if you're up to it, I'm downNot sure about anyone else here though, mlpg is weird tonight
>>9890007If you wanted a Ron Paul pone all you had to do was ask~
>>9890007>Now bump pone>now
>>9890007silly anon, bump pone as well as sage pone have been a thing long before hiatus pone.
>>9890006Alpaca Jack is my favorite Various Animal
>>9889980I can't believe no one has drawn marker pony doing that yet
>>9890025MLPG is weird every night.And every day.
>>9890048I'm gettin real tired of apples
>>9890048take your fetishes and leave, anondisgusting stuff like that isn't welcome here
>>9890077Take your apples and fuck off, mudpony.
Would you squeeze your favorite pony and juice her?
>mfw A-10's are getting an upgrade soon>mfw they plan on making A-10's autonomous OHFUUUUUUUUUCKDRONE A-10'SHORRIFYING
>>9889999http://e621.net/pool/show/2206Let me know what you think Maybe we can take it to the old horse~
>>9890094Sweet fucking christI don't know whether to recoil in horror or laugh
>>9890094Yes, yes. He's the most terrible of all self-styled "artists" to walk the earth.
I'm not entirely feeling like drawing anything that ain't silly doodles, but who's down for a doodlin' stram?I'd link it here but I don't want to get banned again. Perhaps I could just link it on my tumblr?
>>9890100That's cool as fuckI love technology
this pone is both cute and purple.
>>9890112Not bad>royal guard (mlp) 154woah awesome
>>9890094HEY ROSS WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT LITTLE MISS JAY?
>>9890151You could just put it in your email field, that's fine
>>9890133TERRIFYINGSKYNET IS ALMOST HERE
>>9890151>Perhaps I could just link it on my tumblr?please do
>>9890151>rule 63d RoseThat's fucked up, Tan
>>9890043This panel, with Marker pony and the trees are large flared Chances
>>9890075I have a random color request if it's not too lewd
>>9890176I gotta...resist the urge. I can't redraw every one of his pictures...also my Horsebando is Rover
>>9890094WHATNO REALLYFUCKING WHAT
>>9890176pls anon, stop
>>9890217>her husbando isn't even a ponyABSOLUTELY DISGUSTING
>>9890206I like their tails.I want to play with it.
>>9890094>>9890176>decide to look up his blog>he made back the money>he's got stretch goals for $2.5K and $2.7K>he's got a store with shirtshttp://lilmissjay.spreadshirt.com/
>>9890010She's such a softie. Triple Stuf can't help but feel like a damsel in distress so whenever her brother has to yet again get her out of a jam, she basically swoons and smothers him with affection. He says he can't stand it and claims the friction gets him off, but she just laughs and never believes what he says after they're done.
>>9890214>shredded wings>cigar burn on her thighDude, that's not cool.
>>9890042If sagepony was based on how sage was originally supposed to be used, she'd be a timid mare who never interrupted conversations.
Is Tomodachi Wa Shindeiru ep 3 subbed yet
>>9890171eh, LMJ's better
>>9890043I must admit I have never seen any art of the marker pone pissing. Someone needs to draw that.
>>9890206sweet jesus that's fucking sexy
>>9890239Pegasi need to be free.
>>9890235Why can't I make mad dosh like this....I must be doing something wrong with my life
>>9890254>SUBSnigga you cant remember what they say in the original episodes? just enjoy the dub.
>>9890256No, no, I'm fairly sure no one needs to draw that. Ever.
>>9890269You need to become absolutely convinced of your own superioritySadly, that's all it takes to convince some people that you're telling the truth
>>9890239Oh I had a version that didn't look like that, wrong one
>>9890269You don't do enough stupid shit.http://jayisbutts.com/Check the links on the right side. Each one of those is a different blog that's just full of the dumb kind of shit that people eat up like crazy. You basically have to have no standards and pump shit out as fast as you can.
>>9890269You obviously aren't a master of anatomy with a sweet beard. Only the elites of artistry can make such moolah.
>>9890238Is that you Ross?
>>9890302Wings are still fucked up, but maybe the colorer can fix that?
>>9890295Yes they do. It would be sexy as hell.
>>9890337In theory, I'd prefer that yeah.
>>9890295>>9890340>no piss desperation marker pics
>>9890235>>9890269Worst part isHe was complaining of all the work he'll have to do now that people paid so much
>>9889952Ross if this is you let yourself be known somehow because I would honestly draw this if I knew you'd be cool with it.
>>9890212if jessy drew laying-on-bed pics of her plane pones, it would be awesome. and kinda hot.
>>9890304>http://jayisbutts.com/>go though the stupid shit>find out he had more of that applejack "picture"what is up with jay and his need to put hearts in everything he draws?
>>9890385suck my dick fucko
>>9890378I am...enraged? No...there is not a word for what I feel right now
>>9890398I'd be okay with this.
Celestia has asked you to provide one example of human tradition that they might feel you more comfortable and abide by it.What's your answer?
>>9890426We wear clothing all the time.Fuck your fantasies, I'm not going around naked.
>>9890426high fives after doing rad things
>>9890378I am beyond rational rage
>treating Ross like peoplestop that.
>>9890321Yeah, why?>>9890385Yeah, that's me, man. Do what you want with them, I don't care.
>>9890426Clothing. Humans aren't exactly blessed with a coat of insulating fur like other creatures, and it's such a culturally-ingrained taboo that walking around naked all the time might make me snap.
>>9890426Greetings shall be replaced by blowjobs
>>9890426sex every day at 4 and 8
WHY CAN'T I STOP THINKING ABOUT HER ASS OH GOD HELP ME MLPG
>>9890448They already do that though
>>9890426Skinning animals and burning their corpses to please my god so a good harvest can rise in the Fall.Also the skinned bodies need to be out on the post of every town that wants a good harvest.
>>9890462>>9890467You are hereby banished from thinking of doing that ever again because it shall be so.
>>9890468>anthroI'm sorry anon, you are beyond help.
>StrangerDanger draws for Milky ThreadsMaximum yiss
>be american>go to the moves>get shot>go to school>get shot>become a fireman>get shot>run marathon>get blown up>go to office>get planed
>>9890481I like your style.
>>9890496>bringing piss news in hereAppleDan, your new is showing
>>9890496So does rediv
>>9890269Well, first you'd really need to start working on improving your art.Then you'd need to start drawing better subjects.
>>9890496Does this come in Apple flavor?
>>9890501>go to Europe>get stripsearched in the middle of the street by police
>>9890501that's what you get for living in a third world country
>>9890501if everyone had planes 9/11 wouldn't have happened.
>>9890491Not the two you replied to.I'd like to be banished by Celestia and forever spend my days hunting and gathering.I'd probably die, but if I don't I would make all the mares wet with my hunting
>>9890462This. Plus a human must get at least 2 blowjobs a day or they get sick.
>>9890496who's that?and what do they even do in those threads?
>>9890374I'd draw some if I didn't suck so badly at drawing.
>>9890513Well then I've got a foot in the right direction~
Alrighty, check the email. Stramin' pone doodlin and taking requests.expect things of this quality
>>9890519>go to Europe>no constant background noise of clapping
>>9890536Relax, pinkiewe have hours before you need to be ready
>>9890510HNNNNG>>9890509matters not>>9890515not sure>>9890532ask Cookie and Brann
>>9890536Panka wat r u doin?
>>9890541i don't have twitch account but i'll be wacthing
>>9890541I request some flutterjack shipping
>>9890549Pinkie is always ready.
Would you a chubby Spice?
>>9890494Jay has followers HOW
>>9890543I enjoy my clapping thank you.And my double quarterpounder cheeseburgers.
>>9890531>>9890462Does this apply only to mares, or to stallions and mares?
>>9890578Femsnails>Snips, Snails>Sugar, Spice
>Slutty mare discussion in the old horseunf
I couldnt would her fast enough
>>9890558Fluttershy why are you so pretty
>>9890594Then no, she's ugly
Holy shit, I really haven't uploaded draws in a while.I'm gonna put about 30-40 new ones up now.
>>9890597>servile human turns into a slutty mare gangbangI'm not even madI guess I'm bisexual now?
>>9890582his subliminal messages
>>9890614Dash is prettier
>>9890628DO ITDO EEEET
>>9890637That is so bad.
>>9890642That is a beautiful angleGod
>>9890588>that artist>those picsGod damn.God. Damn.Goooooooooooooooooooood dddaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamnnnnnnnnnnnn.
>>9890642What an awkward angle to view a pony from
>>9890637Apparetly it's working
>>9890634I didn't know Ross was into piss.
>>9890662she's standing on a scanner
>>9890588> spurting all over dat bootyBut surely she'd be upset you didn't finish inside.
slutty pet ponies where?Nightmarity comic when?
>>9890673Why would you scan a pone?
>>9890668pretty sure he's a scat fetishistall he draws is shit
>>9890680>implyingbut it's like pouring out of her in that picture
>>9890684You wouldn't download a pone
>>9890684Why would you scan a butt?
>>9890691You have an imgur handy?
>>9890684So you can copy it
>>9890664geuss whatevery picture he has drawn has a heart in itjust look: https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-lil+miss+jay
>>9890707well he's always drawing boobs and ass, so that would make sense
>>9890696would you frost a cake with a butt
>>9890704No? It's on paheal and other places
>>9890701You my nigga, nigga.
>>9890723And the artist is ... ?
>>9890707nah, I looked at a few and there aren't hearts in em
>>9890701Well, I mean, I'll let you be wrong, but that doesn't change facts.
>>9890732I think it's http://i.imgur.com/rvn6h.jpg
>>9890724>bong editFaggotstop trying to make me hate her
>>9890734oh really?the hair, handspfftt, or "cum" dont make a heart?
>>9890743Ugh. Never thought I'd get turned off by a creampie, but there it is.
>>9890701>>9890724>>9890735I uh, like them both.
>>9890757He goes by "melancholy"Haven't tracked down much from him, but I love the huge loads and creampies. The major problem is that he gives it that overly-noisy and super-splashy look that just ends up making it look like cottage cheese. Shame.
>>9890757yeah I feel the same way, the "before" picture is way better
>>9890749Would you judge Fluttershy for her choice to use marijuana if she wasn't a 420blazeit faggot about it?
Today we saw a lot of things, but I saw a sea of neon green.Look to the helpers.pic.twitter.com/BmgSAu1xai
>>9890754all the ones where they're getting slapped by dicks, the luna/shining one, the derpy one, there's more, but those on the first page I couldn't find any hearts
>>9890763It goes against reason to like both best and worst pony.
>>9890763>You will never spend a lazy afternoon laying in a meadow with Fluttershy and Dash
>>9890773Yeah, I mean I like huge loads - that's why I take a stack - but that looks like she just got a "Gotta Have It" from Cold Stone scooped inside her.
>>9890775No. She probably uses it for anxiety anyways.
>>9890787That's why it's so wonderful
>>9890786Pinkie! That's not how you wear leg-warmers! You are very silly!
>>9890789>not making your semen into ice cream and serving it to girls
>>9890775noi don't care about drugs i just don't like fagets
>>9890790> all those tick marks on her assI didn't know The Silence liked pony plot.
>>9890775She wouldn't be, she's so low-key and reservedShe'd just giggle a lot and be even more on edge than usual
>>9890800Don't think that hasn't crossed my mind.
>>9890790All the excess cum somewhat fogging out the dick is more erotic to me.
>>9890788anon plsdon'tthis is my dream
>>9890749Why would you hate Fluttershy because she has a bong?
here is your flutterjack, anon.
>>9890828She's my waifu, it feels like a betrayal>>9890775Probably
>>9890849Now that's just made me laugh.
>>9890849>Twilight will never transform you into a mare out of pure entertainment>Rarity would never teach you how to suck a cock
>>9890834Does this fetish have a name?Its fucking weird
>>9890849I fucking love coaching.
Any other requests? I'm still streaming as well.
>>9890899Anon plsThis is a true blue christian boardA child who wanted to pony could click on that link
>>9890866How could you hate your waifu under such silly circumstances?I mean what if you walked in on her smoking a joint, you'd tell her you hate her and don't want to see her again?
>>9890827You had just been sitting in the grass with your palms behind you, staring up at the cloudy sky.Fluttershy and Dash were next to you on a blanket, giggling about something after Rainbow had pointed out a cloud that looked an awful lot like Twilight's brother. Dash then sprawled out on the blanket the two the of them shared, joining you in your vacant stare up at the sky. Fluttershy waved a hoof at you with eyes closed, inviting you to join them for some sandwiches.
>>9890835> fuuuuck this threeeadYou'll be back.
>>9890848TAN too lazy to join twitch but Rainbow Dash
>>9890924do you want that with or without wings?
>>9890919Okay then let me reiterate my feelings.I would be very dissappointed, also I wouldn't be able to handle her crying if I told her I hated her.It already happened before
>>9890939Wings.Two of them.
>masturbating to best pony>right as I'm about to cum>start thinking about people blowing upwhy'd those people have to go and ruin my day
Holy shit.Just posted 43 draws, gonna go sleep now. Not all are pone.Goodnight mulpug.
>>9890922it just sounds so peaceful and nice
>>9890899>http://derpiboo.ru/291600> fat Mrs. Pie, Fat Pinkie, Fat (someone or other)That's okay.
>>9890945This .gif just made my night. Thanks Anon
>>9890964pussy i bet you haven't even seen that one photo of the guy with his legs blown off.
>>9890974>Fat Pinkiethat's the mayor
>>9890984Then let the boner be doubled.
>>9890982He probably doesn't go to /b/
>>9890939Where are you streaming?
Anon is a very ugly human!
>>9890991Then how does he expect to become desensitised to gore and violence?It doesn't make any sense!
>>9890982Careful there buddydon't want to cut anything with those edges.
>>9891003his streaming channelcheck his tumblr
>>9891004SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU FAT CUNT
>>9891004Fuck you, I have a heart of gold
>>9891004Derpy please tell Celestia that Anon wants to be a cute pony
>>9891004That's not nice Derpy, he has a heart of gold!
>>9891007When shitheads inevitably repost things from /b/ of course.Only retards actually go to /b/.
>>9891016>fat cunti'm pretty sure that's derpy and not rainbow dash
>>9891021And don't let anyone take it from you.
>>9891013I don't even know his tumblr
Season 4 when?
>>9890973>noone uses photon.png)I do. I use it for nsfw boards.
>>9891038>what is the who's who?
>>9891023You'll live a ugly human and you will die an ugly human.
>>9891016>fat cuntohh yeah
>>9891042>photon>not tomorrow>>9891041When they confirm a Nightmarity EP
>>9890982I saw it on /v/
>>9891056But Nightmarity is gay in the stupid sense of the word
>>9890970Fluttershy handed you a plate with sandwich slightly bigger than the other two she had prepared. The two of them sat on their haunches and didn't say much as they gleefully munched on their noontime snacks. You thought it best not to interrupt their meal with any conversation since they both seemed to be so blissfully lost in thought as they looked down at Ponyville from atop the grassy hill.
>>9890973No, I actually use Yotsuba B.
>>9891047> that band-aidWhy this boner
>>9891047You know what Celestia?Fuck you and fuck being a pony.I'm gonna hang out in the woods, making a bunch of traps and watch ponies get caught up in themand then I'm gonna eat themand I'll have hookers
>>9891083>Just let me switch on Burichan heresaid no one ever
>>9891089You mean> AND IT'LL HAVE BLACKJACK> AND HOOKERS
>>9891101Just report and move on, friend.
>>9891109what an ugly belt
>>9891109That's a very ugly belt
>>9891109I demand footage of pogo stick use.
>>9891056>>photon>>not tomorrowPhoton for NSFW boards.Tomorrow for SFW boards.
>>9891109Is that a fucking pogo stick?Does that dude own a pogo stick that he keeps in his room?
>>9891109That belt sickens me to my core
>>9891112>>9891116It has a buckle of gold
>>9891109HOLY FUCKING SHIT A POGO STICK
>>9890899I love implied penetration
Have you been feeding Fluttershy table scraps again?
Would Pinkie Pie or Scootaloo win in a Pogo stick contest?
>>9891147Oh my, does she need anything to help make her feel better?
>>9891148Derpy.She never even entered the competition
>>9891155Her tummy is upsetCan you rub it all night for her?
>>9891148I feel like this is something Twist would dominate in
>>9891147What are you talking about? My wife and I share very delicious meals together. Like rabbit meat
>>9891147>you will never knead her belly to help quiet her stomach and get it all out
>>9891082Best. Day. Ever!
>>9891147No I just have been slightly poisoning her food so that she would rely on me to do things.She will grow more dependent on me over time and then we will fuck.
>>9891155Belly rubs, anon. Lots and lots of belly rubs.
http://www.amazon.ca/8X6-Inches-Graphic-Drawing-Tablet/dp/B002LAK17Y/ref=sr_1_5?s=electronics&ie=UTF8&qid=1366096204&sr=1-5&keywords=Monoprice+drawing+tabletIn need of a tablet. Just to start off. I will not be some super amazing artist. Just a doodler. Is this one good?
>>9891155>you'll never take care of a sick Fluttershy
>>9891188Even her shneezes would be graceful.
>>9891159>>9891172I could do that.
>>9891145what pony likes implied penetration best
>>9891204Shit.Meant to reply to>>9891145
>>9891177THAT'S A SWIMMING POOL NOT A POGO STICK YOU STUPID FAT PINK PIECE OF SHIT. YOU THINK THIS IS A MOTHERFUCKING GAME?
>>9891213the real question iswhat pony likes very explicitly shown penetration best
>>9891234Probably Prince Blue BloodOr Pinkie if she were a stallion
>you will never train a filly to take your entire multi-gallon cumshot without spilling a single drop
>>9891234I bet its DashShe'd be one of those "Its not even porn! She's just moaning and rolling around! Someone go fuck her so I can masturbate to this!"Or Gilda, I guess
>>9891181I guess it's fine if you just want to be a doodler
>>9891249Oral, anal, or vaginal?
>>9891234hops pls, implied mayor penetration
>>9891220I think she prefers actual penetration.
>>9891249That's what anuses are for.Also, you can hold her close while you empty yourself into her...
TANTAN THAT IS REALLY CUTE
>>9891266>empty yourself into herunf
>>9891259damn i havent drawn her in a while
>>9891231>>9891241OBJECTION!Leave Ponky alone! You're out of order!
>>9891187I had no idea Little Kuriboh was still noteworthy
I'm upWhat do you want
>>9891241Its your own damn fault, Pinkie
>>9891266>you can put your hands on her belly and feel it slowly push outwards with every thick gush of spunk>you can hear her pant and softly moan as you fill her completely
>>9891261This is a rape fic done so, so right.
>>9891280I thought you didn't do not gay
>>9891249>You will never be a fill taking a multi-gallon cumshot
>>9891288Take me flying, Dashie~
Some twidash for ya
>>9891252That would probably be Gilda. You can never enjoy porn with her around because she'll insist on watching it with you, and then complain very loudly and ruin the experience, and then she'll describe what she really wants in achingly fine detail.You'd never work up the nerve to ask her to "show you how it's done". She's scary when she's pissed. Which is always. Even when you hear her slamming against that suction cup dildo she has on her bedroom wall. The wall adjoining yours. You've buffered that spot with a metal filing cabinet, just in case she goes all She-Hulk and adds another hole to the apartment.
>>9891288Take your filly out for a walk
>>9891280 you should do some anthro
>>9891288I'm going to hug and squeeze you until you like it.
>>9891301Ultra-kawaiithanks for doing my request Tan
>>9891287He is still somewhat relevant at coventions, i thinkAlso he sometimes works with Team 4 star
>>9891297when was the last time you looked at something i've drawn
We big pone yet?
>>9891288I want you to suck my dick
>>9891299Fly me to the moon, let me boop among the starsLet me see what rape is like on, boopiter and mars
>>9891300Right! That's what I said.Panko!
>>9891322Shouldn't she be fucking a clocktower?
>>9891307some other night maybe
>>9891302>just trying to sleep>She's fucking at it again, god damn it>Where does she find the energy>Some of us have god damn jobs to get up fo-CRASH>Gilda's ass is hanging through the wall right above your pillow
>>9891301DisgustingIt's pretty cute though
>>9891298>Anon being transformed into a filly as punishment for raping a filly>He works out his punishment by pleasuring the guards and random stallionsunf
>>9891322We regular sized pone.
>>9891320I don't know I don't get around very much.
>>9891322I'm always up for big pony
you fucking newb, you may never talk to me again. it's pinkie pie :) i'm fucking her doll right now cock sucker. oh other personal bullshit thread won't stay
>>9891351I still say that ending is begging for a sequel
Why is she so perfect /co/?
>>9891343Who, why, etc.
>>9891322you call that a hand?
>>9891361Everything seems in orde-->wings
>>9891343why do people get pissed about this?
>>9891361YOUR WAIFU IS INADEQUATE
>>9891357Whenever he pops up he asks me if I want to collab on a sequel, I'm all for it.He's the real mastermind behind putting it all together, I just give him a general idea on what to put on the page.
>>9891336>it's the third time this week>"Nng, hnng... HEY DWEEB! MAKE YOURSELF USEFULL AND GIVE ME A SHOVE!">It's Wednesday
>>9891301They need to interact more on the show, they make a great ship
>>9891343>normalfags being normalfagsWhat else is new?
>>9891371Because they're bronies.
>>9891379Ron Paul pony, you faggot
>>9891373My waifu is perfect.
>>9891379Octavia getting bread
>>9891379draw anne frank as a pony
>>9891381Yes, they have a great friendship.
>>9891379The Mayor signing papers at her desk with Ms. Harsh
>>9891376>Gilda I swear to god if you swallow my hand again...
>>9891379Scootaloo reluctantly holding an NES controller
>you will never spunk like a zibba
>>9891391where is she getting the bread from?
>>9891196>you'll never make some hot soup for her>you'll never put your palm to her forehead to take her temperature and bring her medicine>she'll never fear making you sick too and tell you you don't have to worry about her
>>9891198Her bowels will evacuate
>>9891340But think of all the blood in one of those, as much as a whale. Not to mention a giant skull for the throne.
>>9891419>Raindrops with breadAnd I had almost forgotten that was a thing
>>9891412Oh yeahSaw a guy wearing a brony shirt and white pork pie hat today
>>9891412>What is subtlety
>>9891412Wow, that's actually pretty funny
>>9891426.mov a SHIT
>>9891426>fans of the doesn't even watch the god damn show
>>9891425what would I need pony blood for?
>>9891427>most recently uploaded 2 months ago>by JJ againhttp://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=raindrops%2C+bread
>>9891457I just don't understand why
>>9891458Why hasn't MLPG reached out to /tg/ in the 4craft competition?
>>9891449>fans of the doesn't
I want to die.
>>9891445That's it. Just like that. Now pee.
>>9891457That cosplayer photoshops the shit out of her pictureslook at the stick
>>9891466Do you even DYEWTS the show?
>>9891468death=0poneYou don't want pone?
>>9891463/tg/ is allied with pretty much everyoneAnd all they want to do is be dorfs anywayIts sort of funny, really
>>9891457>>9891426why is there cosplay of a hotdiggitydemon video?Fuck this fandom.
>you will never make a one-off animation that catches on way too fast>you will never see a massive opportunity in front of you>you will never create a wildly popular series of cartoons>you will never blatantly state that you hate bronies>they will never laugh and eat your shit up regardless
>>9891479death=Equestriano sir, I think you don't want pone
>>9891487that's kinda cute
>>9891399>Roughly an hour later, you're washing your hand in the sink>again>right as you're getting back in bed to finally get some sleep, you hear it>a fumbling behind your head>a single 'pop' on the wall>then 'sssshhhhlick...'>BANG>BANG>BANG
>>9891490>you will never get to be an asshole and then have people defend it as "playing a character"
>>9891490I'd much prefer directing a sitcom that has a cult following
>>9890897Flutterpanties.And yes,people like it.
>>9891511C-can I drink some?
>>9891520Pffft. That book is fucking tiny, Twilight would finish that before she even sat down.
>>9891482They better be building glorious underground cities then.
>LK can sing tookill me now
>>9891499>your bedroom wall has become a patchwork of drywall, plywood, and duct tape>every now and then Gilda pokes her head through one of the holes and insults you
>>9891482Which board are you pulling for MLPG?
QUICKPOST A GIF OF YOUR FAVORITE PONE ACTING SILLY
>>9891517I just really like transformationA shame there isn't more decent materialIts sort of weird how almost all the flutterpanties are is actually pretty decentMost of the time stuff like this has like two or three decent pictures and dozens of preschool level scribbles of someone's fursona
Which pone can't get to sleep at night without a stomach full of hot, viscous semen?
>>9891541You'd really just let Applejack urinate in your yard like that that?
>>9891483russian bitches man
>>9891547The MLPG Pirate faction
>>9891533What if it's a book about very difficult magic?What if it's a pornographic book
>>9891482Isn't the point to be the last board standing?What's all this truce and dorfing going to achieve? Why not just play regular minecraft with 1500 people from 4chan, then?
>>9891555She can urinate in my yard all she wants. Although I'd rather she come inside and urinate on me.
>>9891550I'd rather post my favorite pone acting sexy
>>9891547Probably /tg/, if MLPG doesn't do anything itselfI don't know if I'll participate thoughI just like how /tg/ is kind of the anti /v/ in this scenarioAllying with all the little boards like /an/ and stuff
>>9891560>implying Twilight thinks there's a difference
>>9891562How else are you going to motivate 1500 people from 4chan to play on a single server?
>>9891553>stomach>not a womb
>>9891562the larger boards would fuck everyone else over without alliances
>>9891556Everything is disgustingTwilight is a cutie
>>9891565To be fair, It's actually really accurate in terms of the shitty .MOV series they're cosplaying as
>>9891571I'm going glorious /an/someones gotta be on that island
>>9891576I thought it was 3000>everyone's already quitting
>>9891580Oh, there you are. Would you like to come inside and urinate on my cock?
>>9891562The dorfing is how /tg/ is making the thing at all /tg/ related, and they think it'll help them survive to be underground away from tnt cannons and shitAnd all the allying is because no one wants to get wiped out right away and have to stop playingEveryone knows /v/ and /b/ are going to be superpowers, but /tg/ is looking surprisingly solid, so all the smaller boards that by themselves would just get steamrolled are trying to get some security under their blanketOf course, the whole thing is going to dissolve into a clusterfuck immediately, if it even ever actually happens, but all the planning is fun to watch
You are already dreamin
>>9891594I like /an/If I could keep pets where I'm living I would totally spend more time thereI should try to befriend one of the few hundred crows or something
>>9891607>>9891616Twily face thread?
>>9891607You have just offended Applejack Draw your weaponevens is a hitodds you get shotdoubles and you ded
>>9891543>after weeks of midnight wall-breaking and hand-washing, you finally get some sleep medicine>amazingly, you sleep through the entire night with not a single dildo-stuffed griffon butt in sight>of course with no one to help her, the same couldn't be said for when you woke up.
>>9891626I go to /an/ just to look at pets cause i've never had one and get jellyand to stock up on animal images of course
>>9891631Is that a water gun filled with your pee?Come at me, sis!
>>9891633>her butt was hanging over your head all night>she couldn't wake you and she couldn't get out on her own>so she eventually just tried to pick up where she left off>she must have been able to find something to get off on, and its going to take hours to get that taste out of your mouth
>>9891652You're disqualified for posting that imageYou're dead
It's all coming together
>>9891649It is a good way to pass the time
>right headphone stops working
Gilda is a terrible roommate.
>>9891692Only for betas
>>9891692She makes a mean cup a joe, though. Just don't expect to find any cream or sugar.
>>9891710>she uses them as lube
>>9891692>"Hey, let me see your dick."
>>9891401what if I just made him a monster hunter wyvern instead?
>>9891713>Grinch Sex dungeonWhy have I never thought of that?
I kinda liked this OC at the beginning, but now it's getting annoyingHow do we kill a blind pone?
>>9891730That's a pretty sweet dragon
oh geez, this artist looks promisinghttp://geistdagger.tumblr.com/
>>9891737She's ded already.
>>9891737Gallons and gallons of R34.Ensure that the majority of first contact that people make with her is a brutal, disgusting pornographic image so that they all think it's just a fetish OC.
>>9891730That's okay too.
>>9891744>pornI approve.>anthroeh, it's okay.
>>9891749She will always live in you, anon
>>9891744>all of them are super-small
Do any of you think you're honestly better than me?
>>9891770Well he's gotta make dosh somehow. Sell the hi-res versions as print or digital.
>>9891791I dunno, let's use our genitals on eachother to find out.
Hey guys, gimme a horse.
>>9891797what would that prove?
>>9891744Looks alright, not a fan of anthro tho
>>9891779oh yes, just look at those blind eyes
>>9891806Big Mac? alrighty, gimme a few.
>>9891802have a horse
>>9891804I dunno...C-can we do it anyway?
>>9891791well, I'm definitely not as cute as you
>>9891825Does it hurt?
>>9891825If you want dash you tongue your balls youre gonna have to put more bass in your voice than that
>>9891839draw me cumming inside a tsundere Dash.
>>9891808She wouldn't mind if I came in her eyes, right?
>>9891837Only if you do it wrong.
>>9891837do you want it to?
>>9891848She would never even know>A-anon....is it raining or something?>>Yes.
>>9891776What was it?
>>9891839pls draw some Applefrittershe is the most underated background pone
>>9891866What was her relation to Applejack?
>>9891802I don't think you deserve a horse, Jones. After that last stunt you pulled back in the nasal cavity...
>>9891876I remember when I was thirteen and these pics made me really neurotic and questioning my sexuality and stuff.I'm so glad I've evolved into the disgusting pansexual hedonist I am today. Pinkie would be proud.
>>9891892Slaanesh is proud.
>>9891860then I'll be gentlehere, lay down and just relax. I'll show you what we humans can do with these fingers of ours
>>9891909people also want to fuck you on the internet
>>9891910>and then Lyra busts in, kills you both and steals your severed handsYou just couldn't keep it your gloves, could you?bad end
Hey KidWanna /ss/?
>>9891928Not all of us!Some of us just want to cuddle...
>>9891710>you get home from work and sprawl out on the (griffon stained) couch for a bit of relaxation>Gilda walks in, condoms in claw>"Alright dweeb, drop trou. I need to let off some steam.">before you can protest, your jeans hit the opposite wall and your flaccid cock is quickly brought to size with some careful claws and some quick tongue work
>>9891935But...I'm a grown man ;_;
>>9891935>You will never have /ss/ sex with Celestia
>>9891935Golly gee Princess Celestia, what does that mean?
>>9891943Compared to how old she is, it's always /ss/
>>9891935Celestia pls, this is not proper behavior for a pony of your status
>>9891952Regardless: I don't think she'd want to do that kind of stuff with me. She's a princess and an active ruler with a lot of shit to do and I'm just some fucking guy.
>>9891909I want to be a pet pony so I could make some anon feel better, by cuddling and hugging himand slightly tease him with my pony hips
>>9891942>She's obviously a little angry about something>What it is doesn't really matter, all you know is that right now you're focusing very hard on lasting long enough for her to finish>those claws making long tears in the couch right beside your ears certainly aren't hurting your efforts
>>9891966Would you do whatever anon told you to do?
>>9891966If you could, would you vacuum pump your swollen marelips and suckle inches onto his dick every night?
>>9891958something wrong, Dash?I can stop if you want
>>9891966If you were a pet Pinkie, I would cuddle and hug you pretty regularly. But it's mean to tease if you aren't going through with anything.
>>9891973of course>>9891974I wouldn't be that slutty
>>9891989What about hugs and kisses and normal sex?
>>9891876>tfw I've fapped to the image that came from>and other things by the same artistgod damn you doug winger what did you do to me
>>9891989Not even if your master asked you nicely and gave you a tender rub behind the ears in that one spot you can't reach that just feels so good?
>>9891975>>9891986This is the slowest fucking thing since the virgin girl I was with...PLUNGE BALLS DEEP ALREADY!!
>>9891970I wonder what's going on under the water...
>Tfw when wanting to go to BronyconGuys... I think I'm autistic...
>>9891986not your cup of tea?that's okay. its not for everyone
>>9891998You just crave big-tittied anthro girls with massive cocks. Who doesn't? Squares, that's who.
>>9891998>you will never visit Mall
>>9892006Bubbles.She'll blame it on spike.
>>9892003this isn't a porn video!
>>9891942>condomsWhy? She's a griffon, you're a human. You're not gonna be able to get her pregnant anyway.
>>9892012That series was the petite chunk of shit in an otherwise wonderful portfolio of pornography. 0/10 could not fap.
>>9892007I'd want to go to see the other drawfags I am kind of sort of semi-pals with, but it's on the other side of the country and nobody knows me outside of MLPG and I'm not a very good artist anyway and the whole situation looks super uncomfortable from the streams I watched.
>>9892015>little bursts of freshly baked bread floating up to the surface
>>9892021She doesn't want any of your many diseases.
>>9892007I used to think like you back Decemberish...For some reason, All that hope and joy of going to Baltimore fucking faded almost overnight and I no longer wished to go, but would love to hang out in Comic Con or E3 one day.I think I de-ponified myself
>>9892023I wouldn't be so tempted if I didn't live 20 minutes from Baltimore.
>>9892007Do you play minecraft too?
>>9891974>not stretching your urethra until you can fit his cock inside
>>9892031>E3MLPG should crash PAX.
>>9892022>not wanting to make sweet passionate love to Sasha or brutally rut Shestallion senseless
>>9892002>>9891997I'd like to think anon would respect me somewhat and wouldn't make obscene advances, but a good wither and ears scratch would probably end with me having my pony lips around his cock
Y-you really think I'm a cute pony?
>>9892037Seeing as how I don't know who either of those characters are, you're not doing anything to me.
>>9892012Fucking MallEvery once in a while I have to go back and fap to something from itAnd every time I can't help but feel like somewhere on the internet, all those god damn missing files must be sitting forgottenIt pains meHonestly, it wasn't very good.More Myfetish than almost anything, but the writing was only barely passable>>9892022Really?Even all the art that was basically the same stuff but pictures instead of words?He drew more than just busty large dicked anthros standing at attention you know.
>>9892023It's not uncomfortable if you have a sense of humor. Plus, meeting people is awesome.
>>9892038What about him rubbing behind your ears as you bob your head up and down on his erection?
>>9892040What? No!I said 'adorable'.
>>9892019Dash, say something
>>9892038I would be very nice and wouldn't be all that lewd, but I absolutely would be scritch scratching behind your ears a lot and would not reject any advances you might make.How would you deal with a heat cycle?
>>9892040Yes. Even though you can be a bit of a cunt from time to time, you're still adorable.
>>9892036I would be totally okay with meeting you assholes at a con for the most part
>>9892026>implying human diseases would affect griffons
>>9892035>you will never push your glans into pony's bladder
>>9892038Saying "pony" before something makes it sound sexier.Pony lipsPony buttPony nipplesPony face
>>9892056You can't know that they won't.Do you really want to take that chance?
>>9892040you're a very cute pony
>>9892055>there will never be an MLPG meetup>you will never be the bearer of the Marker sign someone made just for the occasion
Here's your Apple Fritter, anon.And with that, I do declare it is time for bed.
>>9892069That's pretty evil, dude
>>9892060That's an interesting observation.
>>9892047I have a sense of humor, but I just don't know...I'd have to be there with people and I have very few friends, and none that are at all interested in pones.
>>9892043>He drew more than just busty large dicked anthros standing at attention you know.>implying that's not why I liked his porn
>>9892075I'd let MLPG take turns having their way with meN-no homo tho
>>9892060Same thing with "mare"Mare lipsMare buttMare spaghettiMare flat screen TVMare superbowlMare cream
>>9892052Phallic shaped objectsMaster's cock>>9892048It would make it even better
>>9892075I dunno.It kind of scares me about the potential spaghetti we could drop.What if all of MLPG secretly wears 20% coler fedoras and wants to yell "bronies assemble" or "brony and proud haters gonna hate" obnoxiously among peers who don't even know about the fandom or show...
>>9891972>finally, you see her wings shoot out and her body shudder paws to beak, as she's racked with an intense orgasm>some feather's free themselves from her still shaking wings and flutter to your abused couch, now sporting some more 'battle scars'>eyelids drooping and eyes rolling up, the content griffon falls forward and nestles into your chest with a smile, your member still inside her>coming down from her sexual high more relaxe than ever, she whisperes to you between gulps of air, "hahh, hahh, F-Fucking dweeb...", before closing her eyes for a post coital nap
>>9892097>Phallic shaped objects>Master's cockWell, that's what I was hoping for.>In this universe no one will ever be truly happy because you will never be a cute little pet pony mare and I will never care for you.;_;
>>9892097And if your master shakily whispered what a good little pony you were as you slurped him closer and closer to climax?
>>9892089I'm just sort of curious why art of a thing is good, but writing about it is the only bad thing he's ever doneYeah, the writing wasn't great, but neither was the art
>>9892101>that fucking Harshwinny pic
>>9892112It played to some of my fantasies, that's all.
>>9892075>>9892103It's pretty cheap to get a decently-sized screen printed flag. Just saying.
http://www.datapacrat.com/Furry/CD%20-%20Fur/Doug%20Winger%20-%20MALL/HARDMORN.JPGYou guys are sending me on a trip down memory lane.>Copyright 1998
>>9892104Mare flamethrowerMare lunchboxMare videotapeMare entertainment systemMare lamp
>>9892111Why do I feel like your taking me down the route to slutty mare hood?Why do I want it so much?
>>9892121Ahh, Cat. Quite the villainess.
>>9892125>yourBad ponyYou're sleeping out side tonight
>>9892099round 2 first thing in morning?
>>9892021>implying she even wants your fucking alien cum inside her>she saves that for the weekend, or for a special treat
>>9892121>at it for over 15 years>MLPG drawfags in the future.jpg
>>9892125>Start out just wanting to be a pet pone and occasionally teasing master with your hips.>End up a slutty mare.This is the way it happens. I'm very sorry. I'd try to keep you satisfied.
>>9892125It's not exactly making you slutty. Just open with your deep sexual needs.Unless you want me to kiss you on the forehead and whisper "That's my slutty little mare~"
>>9892125You're not a slutty mare if you only do it with master. Just a sexually active mare.
>>9892145>whisper "That's my slutty little mare~"christ, i'm not even the mare and that got to me.
>>9892121Earliest I've ever noticed was 1996, but I'm sure he was around before thatI was only 4, god damnAnd its scary how little time it took for me to start finding this shit
>>9892125Don't worry, as long as you don't do that whole dick-pumping thing with your cunt, you're not completely slutty. You'll just have to settle for not having more of master to please.
>>9892123Mare mare.Well that got weird all of a sudden.
>>9892153But if she did go for it think of how much better her master could please her~
>>9892151>you'll never get to whisper this to your slut waifu>because she's banging fifty other people but not you
>Implying you all wouldn't be sluts if you could and had the confidence
>>9892159>a mare with a mare growing out of itKill...meeeeekiiiiiill....meeeeeeeeeee
>>9892152You started looking at porn when you were 4?That's pretty early.
>>9892165This is the problem with slutty mares.;;_;;
>>9892159Mare stallionOH GOD WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE
>>9892152>4 in 1996god damn now I feel old.
>>9892167If I was attractive and had confidence, I'd probably still be unhappy.
>>9892167confidence isn't the only thing in my wayI'm also ugly and stupid.
>>9892165n-no, you take that back!MAI WAIFU LOVES ME[crying intensifies]
>>9892170Nah, I was 4 when he made itI don't remember specifically how old when I learned who winger wasHad to be less than 13 though>>9892178The scary thing is, I'm old enough to feel old about things now
>>9892166I want to have sex with that mare
>>9892167Oh, if I had the looks and the confidence, I'd have so many cocks inside of me, I'd be setting world records.
>>9892131>>9892141>>9892145>>9892153>>9892150>You will never be a mareHonestly, what would the first thing you'd do if you woke up as a mare?
>>9892191over my legally dead body>>9892189I wish I could quit you
>>9892135How else would she get her mornings started? Besides, you forgot to set your alarm clock, and a morning ride by Gilda's not exactly the worst substitute.
>>9892197You really need to talk to rediv about this, I think you have a problem.
>>9892195Am I a unicorn? If so take winking pics and post them on MLPG.The second thing would be to place a very large Bad Dragon order with the fastest shipping speed they have.
>>9892198But how will I get to work if I'm spending 7 hours with my dick inside a griffon?I'm pretty sure that would be a fireable offence.
>>9892195I would hide in a closet or under a blanket until my parents got home.Then I'd speak through the door telling them to please not freak out, while trying to deepen my voice.Then I'd come out. I just hope I wouldn't be captured by evil government men.I'd take pics for MLPG if I was a unicorn and could operate a computer.
>>9892203What the hell would I even say>>9892195No lie? Seduce other mares into broom closets and munch on their candy vags
Would you explore her mystery cave?
>>9892213A billion times yes.
>>9892194>>9892181>>9892179>>9892167>tfw pretty attractive >A little overweight>Have braces>Losing it fast as fuck now that I'm trying>Getting my braces offI'm gonna fuck so many guys.I promise I'll make you all proud
>>9892195Probably experimentNot even sexually at firstJust likeWhat the hell are ponies made of?How do magic/wings/hoofgrip work?How stretchy is marshmallow flesh?
>>9892219Fuck at least one girl tooa-and tell me what it's like...
>>9892224>you will never find that you can comfortably fit an entire watermelon
>>9892229H-H-HOLY SHIT, THIS IS ACTIVATING SOMETHING WITHIN ME.
>>9892219>tfw you'll never sexually this anon
>>9892229>and that's just your urethra
Hot TubCigarMareDrinkanything I'm missing?
>>9892233Is it a watermelon?
>>9892236>order a large box of baseball-sized wireless vibrators>switch them on one by one and start stuffing
>>9892213Why is Velma so much better than Daphne?
So what if you woke up tomorrow and you were your favorite pone?Not just that, though, but you suddenly found yourself feeling her urges?Like you really wanted to eat some apples, or sing, or you suddenly found yourself extremely attracted to dresses, or super super shy?Would you kill yourself before being overtaken completely?
>>9892246Skirts and sweaters.
>>9892247>herWhy do you assume my favorite pony is a mare?
>>9892247I would embrace being royalty fully.
>>9892247>Would you kill yourself before being overtaken completely?Who on earth who do that?In your hypothetical I would be Rainbow Dash, I would be amazing.
>>9892247>not wanting to be best ponyBut...she's so pretty...
>>9892246Glasses, skirt, sweater, socks, brunette.Yep, all there.
>>9892247>Become Braeburn>Obsessed with horse dicks>Nothing has changed
>>9892247I would go with the fucking flow until I was pink on the inside and the out.The next best thing to loving pank is being her.I would be worried that the real Pinkie was gone forever, but if I killed myself then she'd really be gone.
>>9892229oh fuck you.
>>9892267I have never created anything this cute.I don't think I ever will. ;_;
>>9892247>become BonBon>still be an angry, sweets craving bastard
>>9892195Find a dragon to be ravaged by.
>>9892269Thanks Jessy.Draw Triple Stuf pls.
>>9892182>Harshwhinny will never be Babs' adoptive mother
>>9892207It's alright, Gilda's got enough cash stashed around for the two of you.And besides, now it just means you're around for her more often. That's not too bad, is it? You really should fix that hole above your bed though..tomorrow...
who requested mayor mare "implied penetration" im not looking through the thread
>>9892247>suddenly Twilight Sparkle>already love books>suddenly have magic and wings
>>9892291>Fuck griffon seven hours>Draw twelve hours>Sleep five hoursEVERY DAY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE.
>>9892224>How stretchy is marshmallow flesh?Hopefully stretchy enough for a mare's peehole to be able to take a cock.
I am surprised about how many of you wouldn't care if your mind was overtaken by that of your fave pone.
>>9892256The mane 6 are all mares.
>>9892292That's actually quite goodthe jawlines are superb
>>9892247Fighting my urges to eat apples just makes it harder (besides I like apples), I would welcome a complete personality change to the point where I'm not physically or mentally me.