Pink Princess levels are critically lowPost pink princessesOld horse: >>9866037
>>9871300I blame the parents
That was dumb.
The marker is here but...>>9871224
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>>9871319>>9871320Oh nevermind. I was deceived
Anyways, about that Dash in a Wedding dress picture, I tried to tell faggot to change it but he gets caught up with himself sometimes.
>>9871318>>9871319Which was it?
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What the hell just happened?
so whats that about huge gavels
Wouldn't a klutzy blonde pony named Ditzy be even more ableist?
>>9871335dumb and weird>>9871337people weren't posting enough pink princesses so the thread died
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Can some one post the linkboard
>>9871340Just give her a valley girl accent and it means she's ditzy by choice.
>>9871340Yeah it would. We should just rework her lore.Her name is Bubble Pop and her talent is packaging.
I told you to praise the sun.but you didn't believe meWHY DIDN'T YOU BELIEVE ME??
bubble-butt or muscle-butt?
So what, 5 more months till pone?
So...any draw requests? Since ded horse.
>>9871363Garble as a pony
>>9871362>5hahaHAHA>>9871363Scootaloo touching Sweetie Belle's butt
>>9871363Apple horse having an apple time with other apple horse.
>>9871355no! her name is lamebrain and her talent is eating paint chips!
>>9871362Oh wow this image takes me back
>>98713685 months till S4 preview?
>>9871362Way more then that.http://mlpg.co/countdown/
Wait, so what drawfags are on medication/depressed?Is this an artist thing, or are people here more depressed and we only hear/remember those with names?
>>9871376We'll likely get one at SDCC in 3 months.
>>9871376Last year it was a long fucking time before we got a sneak peak so maybe
>>9871380Nigga that's December 31st
>>9871385They crave the D, which they never receive
>>9871381>that recoil animation
>>9871392They said Winter, so that's all we have to go off of at the moment.
>>9871395pft i didnt even notice
>>9871385I don't want the thread to be about thisIt's generally a "thing" that artists are depressed for whatever reason. Not all of them. I'm sure there are non artist posters on both side of the fence too.
>>9871381>SA>being anything but a trophy husband
>>9871366How pink do princesses need to be?
>>9871385I'm keeping a list...Goggles-VenlafaxineNasse-CipralexSB-ViibrydReiDuran-unknown
>>9871410Think we'll have EG before S4 pone?
>>9871417I think someone said it was coming out in summer
>>9871395Carl is going to be grimdark2edgy4u next season
>>9871413Even slightly pink should be good enough
>>9871422THEY SAID ITTHEY SAID IT IN LAST NIGHT'S EPISODE
>>9871393Did someone mention those cocksuckers?
>>9871429Why did I laugh at the file name. I think its because I never noticed that pony before.
>>9871436Her name is Twinkleshine and she's a very pretty pony
>>9871427>>9871429I'm confused! This one has some pink, is that enough pink?
>>9871439NOGET THAT SHIT OUT OF HERE
>>9871434>Be listening to TenD nowCAUSE ITS THE PICK
>>9871435This guy is pretty funny
>>9871439That's clearly a purple princess
>>9871430said whatwhat episode
>>9871439That purple. THIS is pink.
>>9871452Way to post my favorite one
>>9871455Winter is coming
>>9871454looks like she stuck her alicorn in an electrical socket.
it will be a new and exciting way to electrocute myself
>>9871454Celestia will never get drunk at your wedding and pretend to fight against changelings
>>9871430shit i didn't even know season 3 started
>>9871414>just giving out the name of your meds
>>9871466>Incinerates half your family>you never really cared for them anyway
>>9871454"fuck you new kids and your bachelorette parties"
>>9871454I like how everyone looks worried but FS, the element of compassion, is just like pfff whatever
>>9871456But that princess has some purple!How much pink is enough pink?
>>9871480>going to Celestias party instead.>There's cake and hookers
>>9871488>element of compassionYOU WHAT
>>9871488"One less obstacle in my path to the throne"
>>9871488She knows she's faking itCelestia has Stockholm syndrome and lost on purpose
>>9871491I wouldn't know, to be quite frank.
>>9871493>hookers>not Royal Slutsdo you even
>>9871509What's the difference?
>>9871436>tyrantlestia crap>funny>>>/fimfiction/ you brony faggot
>>9871517one hooksthe other sluts
I seriously hate derpy and her retard face. I wish everyone would fuck off with sticking her in every god damn image.
>>9871524why is there even a stallion there
>tfw reu is dead
>>9871508I love Celestia
>>9871517One is paid.The other is kept at the Castle, ready to sevice any member of Royalty or the Guards at all times.
>>9871531le epic background pony shipping
>>9871539IIIIII LOOOOOOOOOOOOVE YOOOOOUUUU PRIIIIIINCEEESSSS CEEELEEEESTIAAAAAAAAA
>>9871493"Celestia don't eat the whole cake, it has my secret recipe in it""Love?""uhh sure..."Gah why does that remind me of that 70's show
>>9871536>tfw reu is alive but reu hats us
>>9871507>Ugh, I don't want to fight all these goddamn bugs>I bet if I play my cards right I can get a nice goo bath>I could use a goo bath
>>9871539>freshly baked bread.png
>>9871539>Tfw over the seasons she grew to becoming my favorite pony>Tfw s3 finale
>>9871555>macro meme imagesI'm getting sick of seeing impact in white with black stroke on everything.
>>9871566what typeface would you prefer?
>>9871564What are you implying?
>>9871565Hopefully she shows up more in S4.
>>9871584Why does it look like spike and twilight are being sucked in to celesita?
>>9871593>tfw that tumblr is long, long dead
>Writer and all-around kickass person Gail Simone is making Batgirl’s roommate a trans woman. I was confused by what ‘reality-based’ meant in this headline, but Simone explains that she means the character will be a real, fleshed-out human person (not a superhero or alien or cosmic being) who happens to be trans*, not a public service announcement about being transgender. Pretty cool stuff.
>>9871599They already haveMentally
>>9871613>you will never go swarming
>>9871613Where are we going?
>>9871524>the element of music, music, music, candy, food, and time.
>>9871594>Royal Sister episodes>Flashbacks>No Candence>Duet of Luna/CelestiaThe things I would do to see this become real
>>9871616>anything but offical spike x raritydisgusting.
>>9871621You can if you like "le epic raidens! xD"
>>9871565You've come such a long, long way,And I've watched you from that very first day,To see how you might grow,To see what you might do,To see what you've been through,And all the ways you've made me proud of you...
>>9871565i'm sorry anon
>>9871629why is there jizz coming out of Rarity's horn
>>9871565Damn, another shitposter.
>>9871634use your words, anonI don't speak /v/
yo twily i heard you stopped being a fucking recluse and learned how to stop being so fucking uptightwell done nigga here's immortality
>>9871639"you are what you eat"
>>9871613This fandom...sometimes I worry what the world will look like in 20 years
>>9871629>tfw no twirity/spike threesome fics or pics
>>9871652>immortalityShe's not going to outlive her friends, you moron
>>9871629I just remembered that episode where they were falling and Spike was about to confess.Does Rarity feel the same way or does she just not want to break his heart?Do you think she will in S4?Who will be the rebound girl? fingers crossed for a female dragon that's his age
>>9871653>that one greentext where Rarity magically alters her digestive tract to be nothing but a storage vessel for your spunk
>>9871655still waiting on pinkieanon'she's just latethat's all
>>9871659I kind of like the cross species romanceI hope it's another pony if that happens
>>9871659She just doesn't want to break his heart.
>>9871650>muting Celestia's beautiful voiceAbsolutely disgusting. Get out.
>>9871653This never gets old for me
You thought drawing hands on paper was hard?oh god where did I get myself into
>>9871676Nicole Oliver a shit
>>9871659Wait, is she just a cougar?Dude, that's pretty creepy.
>>9871667Its only romance if both sides feel the same way. Else it's just weird
>>9871681I like how I read this in Spikes voice
>>9871678make a polygonal model and voxelize it.
>>9871666>implying he isn't living in equestria right now, satan
>>9871682My little NTR: born as the wrong speicies in a land of only ponies and grown to know nothing but that (then expected to not have any feelings attached to pone).
>>9871678What the shitting dicknipples are you working on?
>>9871681She's not too much older than Spike, really. The CMC were supposed to be like 10 in Cutie Mark Chronicles, and Applejack said she was younger than that when she got her cutie mark, and that's when Spike was born, so she's probably like... ~8 years older than he is. Still, fair's fair: she's an adult and he's not.
>>9871667>>9871710The ponies don't see the cross-species thing as weird.
I JUST ATE A PONY
What the fuck is fat privilege?
>>9871677huehue captcha: despairs soofloy
>>9871724Except they kinda donotice the xenophobia against Iron Will
>>9871711A thing from RenneQuest
>>9871655I look at shit like this and I wonder if still posting here is such a bad thing after allIt is but..
>>9871659>spike starts going out with a female dragon his age>i dunno maybe trixie moves to ponyville and gets a dragon slave just to one-up twilight's dragon slave>anyway, rarity gets jealous despite the fact that she only ever showed him anything other than contempt to get him to do/give stuff for/to her>eventually she learns that she should let him be happy and also she is a whoresubplot: >rainbow dash is a cunt
>>9871676>baww we're being sunsecuted
>>9871737Fat privilege is getting a free trip to the zoo when having an MRI scan.
>>9871746Oh, right, the nonexistent one.
>>9871749Holy shit. Godspeed.why not use stone bricks?
>>9871762They called him a monster! That means they hate him!
>>9871736crack stuntman pls
>>9871764The colored version was more brown than greyAlso soul sand fits too well
>>9871771only pinkie and she's a well known racistThat's why she got rainbow dash to pull all those mean pranks on gilda.
>>9871771Fluttershy called herself a monster.Does that mean that she's shunned by xenophobic ponies?
>>9871793No, it means she's a goddamn autist
>>9871793>not shunning Fluttershy>any year
this show is so not worth and entire board.
>>9871819No, but the fandom is
>>9871819Merit has nothing to do with 4chan, sir.
>>9871743I don't sleep silly fillylike a yak or a donkeythinking of designsdropping art like its funky"Dang Rarity, you're a crazy sis"Oh please do not talk any of that nonsense!I'm chopping through fabric like scissors fab hater.I went up to Photo Finish and dressed her up like a player"Whatchu want Rarity"TO BE THE QUEEN"What'chu need Rarity"TO GET SOME GREEN
>Remembering those pet pony discussion from earlierDid anyone cap them?I had a dream about being a pet pony
>>9871863I'd fuck that Spike
>>9871865>dreaming about slavery
>>9871865Nopetell us more
>>9871873Are you new to the general?
>>9871873What the fuck you gots against slavery?
>>9871865did you enjoy it
You are now Tabitha St. Germain.What do?
>>9871872I'd grab his ass just to embarrass him but that's it
>>9871896Act insane on Twitter
>>9871897>You will never be taken in the night, turned into a cute pone and sold to a loving horsefuckerwhy is the real world so cruel?
>>9871891Why wouldn't I enjoy it?The best part is when We snuggled :3>>9871873>slaverygo away.
>>9871900I want that model airship
>>9871915You can sell yourself off as a pet already, though.
>>9871892christ that's a lot of wordsare there any stories like this that aren't as long as a book
>>9871919You enjoy being a slave, don't you, Squidward?
>>9871925yeah, it would be weird for a human to own another humanI want to be the little pony
>>9871932I enjoyed being a pretty pony for my loving master.
>>9871940But little ponies aren't for pets.
>>9871915>you will never own a snuggly pony who you regularly pound into a drooling, trembling orgasmic wreck
>>9871940>my little ponyYou meant "their little pony".
>>9871943thats what he just said though
>>9871951They don't call them MY little ponies for no reason.
>>9871931probablyI don't have the old transformation general pastebin bundle thoughif you wanted to do a bit of hunting ask for lukaryo in the recent deer threadsI know he used to be a drawfag for them
>>9871962Is a pet dog a slave?
>>9871964DYEWTSTwilight calls the CMC "my little ponies" and they aren't her pets.
>>9871974They pretty much are
>>9871971Is a pet human a slave?
Have your master brush your mane yet today, mlpg?
>>9871845aw shit nigga
Why haven't you grabbed your best friend's ass today?
>MLPG talking about slavery>K...not my cup of tea.>Realize that somewhere in the MLPverse, ponies are slaves.I mean the first reaction of the grunts was to use them as mounts, as if they didn't know how intelligent they really were.
>>9872016>Pinkie>Her best friendhillarious
>>9872021it's not slaverywe've been over this
>>9872027Who is Twily's best friend?
>>9872031right, and we came to the agreement that it's slavery
>>9872021>Wanting to be a pet>Slavery
I hope we get a corruption twilight episode.
>>9872037Rainbow Dash. They are having sex on the show, it's canon.
>>9872044No we need a Nightmarity ep
My Little Anon General: Slavery is Magic
>>9872021I wonder if riding another pony is looked down on like sexual deviants.
Iron WillGildaGarbleRoverI need two more.
>>9872040I was going to argue with you but I guess based on the definition it's slaveryWhatever, sign me up for cuddleslavery then
>>9872053>you will never subjugate and conquer Nightmarity ___sexually
>>9872031>>9872042Well I still think it was interesting>>9872064LSH I guess?
>>9872064Trixie & Sombra
>>9872067would you be a good cuddleslave
>>9872078the bestyou don't even know
>>9872063What the fuck is with Epona's mane?Its so unkempt
>>9872073Alright. Still need one.>>9872074No.
>>9872089And? It looks hot.
>>9872090>>9872074I just assumed he was looking for non ponies
>Twilight isn't immortalWell...why?I mean I'm happy with this outcome but why?
>>9872089There better one.>>9872099Gilda, its not Christmas anymore.
>>9872107Why? Because alicorns aren't immortal, that's why.
>>9872105Too feral, too big.>>9872109Eh...if I don't have anything else...
>you will never casually stroke your pet pone's throbbing erection as you snuggle on the couch watching TV
>>9872116Okay.Celestia and Luna are also extreamly long lived1000 years ago they looked the sameWhy doesn't Twilight also have this long lifespan?
>>9872107Meghan probably hasn't thought a whole lot about it, but Celestia and Luna aren't immortal either, or at least there isn't anything to indicate that. At the very least they can be killed in conventional ways, even if they're immune to aging.
>>9872132But Luna was smaller before, and now she has an astral mane.
>>9872132All Meghan said is that she won't outlive her friends. This includes the option of "EVERYBODY IS A PRINCESS", which I wouldn't put past them by now, since their idea of progressing a character has to mean making them a princess apparently.
>>9872132Who says she doesn't?
>>9872145Moon dust's a hell of a drug.
>>9872140he still ended up with two wifes.
>>9872145Sombra FlashbackLuna had astral mane 1000 years ago
>>9872145>>9872172Plotholes? In My Little Pony?
>>9872166Madmax draws some pretty sexy ponies even though she doesn't draw porn.I wonder if she schlicks to pony.
Would you let a pony preserve your opacity?
>>9872145>smallerNoShe was the same size. Animators even confirmed Luna had the same size in S1 as she did in S2The only difference is her hair
>>9872130>You will never let your master edge you all day without so much as a grunt or squeak>You will never be such a good little pony that you get a treat>You will never live in a state where marijuana treats are legal to sell to pet owners
>>9872185I don't know what that means.
>>9872184Of course she does. Everyone who says they dont clop are liars.
>>9872151I don't think they'll go with that rule but it is a possibility. I think it's pretty small but eh.Really if they end up making her have a normal lifespan it would fit perfectly in my headcanon about Alicorns
OKAYIRON WILLROVERGILDAGARBLELSHWHO ELSEI NEED A SAPIENT NON-PONY SHAPED CHARACTERNO ZEBRAS OR MULES
>>9872195A GUY IN A HORSE MASK
>>9872188>you will never get baked with your pony pet and drain his achingly full nuts>you will never find out that his candy pony semen is the perfect cure for the munchies
>>9872192Well, she never actually said she doesn't. And she did draw some pretty kinky shit. Like that pedo Zecora, AB watersports one.
Luna and Celestia were fillies.We'll get to see them as fillies.TINY CELESTIATINY LUNA
>>9872222That's what he said.
>>9872225>pedo zecora and ab watersportsW-w-what? Where?
>>9872229YOU ALREADY HAVE GARBLE AND GILDA AND ROVER AND IRON WILLWHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN TOO VILLAINY
>>9872189Are you hard yet?
>>9872232>Hot Topic thingy>Related to S4 Anon please
>>9872222WELL FUCK YOU THENHOW ABOUT MORE DRAGONSDO A TEEN SPIKE
>>9872222But big is best!Ahuizotl?
>>9872195DAISY JOTHE COW THAT TALKED
>>9872234it was only off frameZecora masturbating while watching Applebloom piss from a spy cam
>>9872244I'm still not getting it.
>>9872245>denying the truth
>>9872195How about a changeling?Maybe one of the fancy armor ones?Still too pony?
>>9872258Its when you only color what's drawn
>>9872253Which comic was this?
>>9872248FUCKNO ROOMSMALLER>>9872246DRAGON QUOTA IS FILLED
>>9872166I don't like a lot of fanon but partially-defanged villains is a fun concept to work with, especially when cohabiting with the heroesChrysalis living with Shining Armor and Discord living with Luna and Celestia or Fluttershy, whatever just has a lot of comedic potential
>>9872267Ahui'z not even that bigOnly a little bigger than Gilda, really
>>9872266old school, nigga
>>9872266The one where AB is in Zecora's hut, and she asks to use the bathroom, and Zecora tells here were it is, then in the last panel Zecora's in a hidden room, with a bunch of monitors, masturbating while AB pisses
>>9872267YOU ASSTHEN DOA PHOENIXBECAUSE WHY NOT
>>9872259Anon if you looked at all that has happened till now you'd see that that thing makes no sense. 1 Twilight can already fly2 Animation for S4 hasn't started3 How would Hot Topic know anything about S4And so on.A logical conclusion is that that is not from S4
Cadance grew up.Twilight Sparkle is already bigger than she was.How big will she get?
>>9872267DRAW THE COW
>>9872288NOT SAPIENT ENOUGH>>9872298FUCK YOU COW A SHIT
>>9872297Size is correlated to magical powerShe'll be at least as big as Celestia eventually
>>9872281Yea okay its pretty safe to say madmax shlicks it to pony.
>>9872309WELL FUCK YOU DRAW ONE OF THE SHEEP YOU PRICK
>>9872309>>9872310Moooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooove the fuck out of MLPG you cow haters
Where does pone get all it's food from? They not only have fruits, veggies, and grains, but also things to make confectioneries from. Is the town surrounded by farmlands?
>>9872329That's a long body.
>>9872336Now I need to fapFuck you.
>>9872341Nesquick makes you horny?
>>9872322SHEEP IS FAGGOTI'M DOING CHONGLOG
>>9872347YOU GAY SONYOU SO GAY
>>9872336I like Pokehiddens styleI bet I really am the only one
>>9872352YOU ARE NEVER THE ON- well yeah, you probably are.
>>9872352No, you are never the only one.Because I like it too.
>>9872352Nah I like it too
FUCK MY BUTT
>>9872351NIGGA HE ALREADY IS USING GILDA INSTEAD OF GUSTAVEHE WAS GAY LONG BEFORE EVERYTHINGAND HAD SHIT TASTE
>>9872352Eh it's okay. Not that great but acceptable
>>9872211>You will never curl up in his lap as he scratches your ears and reads the general to you>You will never feel the swelling in his pants that lets you know he's struck greentext
>>9872365YOU GOT IT, BOSS
>>9872265so is the pony trying to recolor me in to their OC human or what?
http://donottouch.org/WHY IS THIS SO ENTERTAINING?
>>9872375That's what she said
>>9872376>you will never pull up the cap that caught your interest and unzip your fly>you will never slide a hand down to stroke his ponycock as you start to read it to him
>>9872352I suppose it has its own appeals
>>9872412Don't give me that attitude, I'm just trying to figure out what the deal is with this abstraction, why it's happening and what exactly it means
>>9872336I would assume so. That or another side of the country.
>>9872417GG that looks a lot like your style!
>>9872424Well it WAS my fetish but now that you spelled it out, its not as hot as I thought!
>>9872417that a round pony
>>9872440MLPG gives fetishes so why shouldn't it take them away?
>>9872458Anon, you aren't allowed to have a pet fetish anymore.I've recalled it.
>>9872470>She won't be in Seas(...).png>you will never a Derpy who's in season
Does this look like Rule 63 to you guys? Or is there something else I should fix to make it more obvious?
>>9872486But the filename stops in "Season 4.(...).png"
>>9872417more like appleals
>>9872488Ponies always pee standing up.
>>9872483>MLPG issues recalls on fetishes"We regret to announce a recall on all hollow sounding fetishes. Please return the fetish to the current horse at your earliest opportunity to receive a full refund."
>>9872488That dialogue makes no sense at all
>>9872488The dialog makes it obvious, but without it I might just think it was a weird style
>>9872488I think Maquesha's nostril isn't round enough in comparrision
>>9872488I assume Big is a mare? She looks half and half. AJ fine.
>>9872506Don't all ponies pee standing up?
>>9872483I'm afraid that's not how it works, you have to over-analyze it to the point that I'm not interested.Keep in mind the risk of converting others while doing so is very high
>>9872502>>9872506Then I'll take out the dialogue.>>9872511>>9872512And I'll fix her nose.
>>9872502>>9872506>>9872519Not in the show, it looks like >>9872514
>>9872541Did it have a seat inside? I don't remember. Otherwise that doesn't mean anything.
Ha, ha, ha.Kooky Cookies.Ha, ha, ha.
>>9872533>Listening to advice>Not throwing a tantrum exclaiming that its your style and storming off.Fuck its like you actually want to improve or something
>>9872396>You will never make a mess with the lube as you lather up your master>you will never lift your tail and shake your rump as you ready yourself for penetration>He will never stuff you so full that you'll wish you were a mare
>>9872560Pinkie, you're drunk
>>9872570SHIT I'M DOING IT WRONGI-IT'S MY STYLE, ASSHATSI'LL DO WHAT I LIKE, FUCK YOU
>>9872592THAT'S THE SPIRIT
>>9872622He sounds kind of mad.
>>9872572>you will never hug him to your chest as you gently grind in and out of his thick donut>you will never nibble on his ear as you whisper lines from the erotic text on display>you will never rub your thumb in little circles just below his flare, carefully keeping him on edge until the climax of the cap
>>9872622So he's justifying his shit anatomy because its his head canon? The fuck?
>>9872620>>9872622>>9872626NOPE SORRY FUCK YOU I'M PISSING OF TO TUMBLR AND TELLING EVERYONE HOW SHIT YOU GUYS AREI'M LEAVING MLPG FOREVER
>Candyass has grown on me, probably because of the fandom.Why.
How do you think Zecora would react if she caught you staring down her lower back?
>>9872622what even is he talking about
Alright! Everyone mark goat train off your bingo cardsAnyone close to a blackout?
>>9872647Bring us back some candy
>peeing standing up>not sitting down comfortably unless the seat is dirty as fuckCome on man
>>9872665he's making excuses for being awful at art
Mhhh. Perhaps I should've made the circle on the chest biggerTo be honest I'm just fucking around before I have nothing left to do but the right arm, because I'm dreading that moment
>>9872668Is there a bingo for MLPG threads?
>>9872431WHAT DO YOU KNOW ABOUT MY STYLE KLONDIKE
C'mon GG, where's more?
>>9872653I think shes VERY open to sex and trying out new things. She would probably present herself there and ask if you wanted to try it.
>>9872685Contributor bingoAt the start of the hiatus we all made cards with the names of the people we're trying to drive awayYou're not a part of the secret shitposting skype conspiracy, are you?I guess I probably shouldn't be telling you all this
>>9872685We should play it every thread. It should include stuff like >Nanaki is mentioned>something is contributed>Someone complains about off topic
>>9872689I KNOW THAT YOU SHOULD DRAW MORE ADORABLE FEMSNAILSTHATS WHAT I KNOW
>>9872695But how is that any different from the ponies?
>>9872721She has potions, Anonymous.POTIONS.
>>9872685>Rape used to be a free space, but now... I just don't know who you are anymore.
>>9872695But Zecora's race is very detailed about mating rituals. I don't think she would just fuck anyone until you play bu her rules
>>9872665He's explaining why his women have tiny waists and big hips, instead of the "realistic" women all the tumblr landwhales want him to draw.
>>9872635>>9872572>fetish greentext goes full metathis is hilarious
>>9872706That would be really circlejerky but hilarious.
Could you guys come up with a plotline that would work if FiM was an amusement park ride?The only one I can think of is Cobra Commander getting angry at Hasbro for letting the Joe's win and Cobra Commander kidnapping Rarity or Fluttershy to make a serious threat. The Joe/Cobra fly through Equestria and Cybertron to rescue Rarity/Fluttershy
>>9872693>>9872713Femsnails, Caimon, Changeling Gal, ApplejackI guess I just need to draw more of everyone
>>9872665he's making an excuse as to why he's so terrible at drawing
>>9872732This guy seems like a pretty decent fellow
>>9872732There was >rape just last thread.
>>9872753Changeling Gal first
>>9872753Mostly Caimon. I like her.
>>9872746Get the fuck out of here Hasbro.We're not giving you ideas for free.
>>9872763>tfw I don't know why Lamar even came her to make connections
>>9872769She's pretty cool
>>9872130>>9872188>>9872211>>9872376>>9872396>>9872572>>9872635>you will never>you will never>you will never>you will never>you will never
>>9872746>Cobra Commander kidnapping RarityHe doesn't know what he's getting into.
>>9872787Yes, anonthey're describing a scenario that couldn't possibly happenhow astute of you to catch on!
>>9872787>implying fetish greentexters can write
>>9872787>You will never be a pet pony general
>>9872809Yeah, that's much better
>>9872759>>9872734>>9872679post some of said art pls
>>9872815There's already one of those out there, though.
>tfw no Zecora in a GGG dress>or a bridesmaids dress>or a coronation dress>or anything elsewhy does the show hate us
>>9872765>Implying once every couple of threads is enough.
>>9871580Does some one have that pic without the caption?
>>9872779damn it klondike
>>9872753>the string on applejack's tailhnnnng
>>9872829I'm pretty sure they decided to move to the IRC and just make a thread here from time to time to hook some new people.Those was probably the most fucked up threads on the board.
>>9872848Stop looking at me like that while asking for more >rape, Twilight.
>>9872906What is that? It looks cute.
>>9872919Crocodile Balcony 3: The Paris Directive
>>9872919http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2xp22IYL2uUIts about this chick trying to overcome her awkwardness and spaghetti and talking to some guy
Why is sweetie belle worse of the CMC
>>9872958>that third panelI can't unsee the mustache
http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2008/09/south-texas-man-acquitted-in-f.html/>A jury has acquitted a South Texas man of murder in the shooting of a 13-year-old boy who broke into his trailer home looking for a snack.>In the Webb County case, Mr. Gonzalez told authorities he was asleep in a nearby shed when he heard the teenagers inside his home. He went into the trailer and confronted the boys with a 16-gauge shotgun.>Then he forced the boys, who were unarmed, to their knees, attorneys on both sides say.>Mr. Gonzalez said he thought Francisco was lunging at him when he fired the shotgun in self-defense. Two mashed Twinkies and some cookies were stuffed in the pockets of his shorts.>Another boy, Jesus Soto Jr., now 16, testified that Mr. Gonzalez ordered them at gunpoint to take Francisco’s body outside.>“I thank God and my attorney, the jury and the judge,” Mr. Gonzalez said after the verdict. “It was a case where it was my life or theirs, and it’s a very good thing that they [the jurors] decided in my favor.”
>>9872988>pony will never shoot you
>that feel when your pony pet disappears before cumming to the greentext you're whispering in their ear
>>9872943Oh gosh that was adorable.
>>9872943so its rape?
>>9873026Is the crocodile a rapist? Is this what you're asking?
>>9873002Don't be too sure.
>>9873009>tfw you pass out in your humans arms and wake up after he's already carried you to bed
>>9873014>>9873026>You will never be raped by an alligator
>>9872988>http://crimeblog.dallasnews.com/2008/09/south-texas-man-acquitted-in-f.html/>one mexican shooting another mexican kidand not a single tear was shed that day
>>9873043Anon pls.I don't need this right now.
>>9873043Well that's a relief
>>9873041>that feel when your pony wakes up in your arms>that feel when you give them a little kiss on the forehead
Why aren't you a blank flank?
>>9873002>Fluttershy will never slowly choke you to death>Twilight/Rarity would never mind rape you>Pinkie Pie would never force feed you until you can barely move>AJ will never buck you in the balls for hours until there's nothing but mashed up souffle of flesh>RD will never rape you in the sky and then leaving you to fall to your death
>>9873089>not snuggling up under his shirt and falling back to sleep
>>9873111>You will never die in Equestriathe worst feel
>>9873117>you wake up the next day to your pony between your legs>your cock is throbbing hard inside them and you're close to climax
>>9873043THE FUCK MANG
>>9873111What if Twilight and Rarity worked together?What would happen then?
>>9872988>little criminal dies preventing creation of a bigger criminalSuccess!
>>9873043......and now I'm looking up gator sex. I'm just really curious
>>9873137>you groan out "good morning" and give them a solid squeeze
hey looka pony
>>9873140Klondike I thought your drawing of that gator chick was super cute.
>>9872988>breaking into a Texan's house
>>9873150be sure to tell us what you learn about gator dicks
>>9873156Shouldn't those Pinkie Pies be dead by now?
>>9873166Sombra's dead too but that didn't stop him from showing up
>>9873156Oh man, I found another one!They must be all over the place!
>>9873156I really wish an official one of these would come out. Not that I necessarily want to remember anything about season 3...
>>9873156..........Looking at this poster in contrast to the other ones......wow Season 3 was really lacking wasn't it?
well I know what I'm fapping to tonight
>>9873156Wasn't Scoots on Luna last Poster too?Here comes the least sensible ship of all time, next to FlutterPie
>>9873142Then you would be nothing but a bumbling sex slave for both of them.>>9873156PONAYS
>>9873152>shuddering, your hands grip the sheets as you start cumming hard>you pant as your climax lasts for longer than usual, hot spunk flooding out of you and filling your pony up nicely>slowly catching your breath you reach up and put your hand on their cheek>"Good morning to you too~"
>>9873179Season 3 was half as long.Also it's not official
>>9873156so, is Season 3 the worst season?
>>9873156>All dem apple pons>dat sam fisher pinkie>dat Luna and Scoots>the little marescout filly2cute
>>9873181gators or slavery?or gatorslavery?slavegators?
>>9873163I already saw those. I just never knew how they did it.It seems like getting raped by a gator would mean getting spooned underwater until you drowned
>>9873142>threesome with Rarity and Twilight>They use magic to make you experience a pleasure so intense you end up in a coma>they use magic to make your limp body their puppet while your brain can only feel pleasure>at the end they just dispell all the magic
>>9873193Is that a rhetorical question?
Heh, writing characters is kinda fun.Am I supposed to make the MC name, or do I let you guys choose it?
>>9873156Call me when an official one that's also good will be made
>>9873191Season 3 isn't official?
>>9873204are you doing a quest or something?
>>9873203Is that a rhetorical question?
>>9873193the only problem with it was it was 13 episodes. As far as the ratio of good/great:bad goes i would say its similar to season 2 and 1
>>9873204>writingUnless it's a quest or something original, don't bother.
>>9873219I fucking wish...
>>9873219That poster isn't official
>>9873204Leave them nameless at first so you can see what dumb fan names we come up with
>>9873211>worst shipSeriously I never even heard of Flutterpie, is that a real thing?
>>9873223lyl noit was mostly mediocre or outright badthere are like four good episodes in S3, total
>>9873219maybe it was just a bad dream
>>9873220Trying to. I'm planning on starting it in the summer, probably mid-late June. Something to practice writing, quickdraws, and just to get through summer hiatus.
>>9873198>They can get in a pleasure coma whenever they want after a while>They just cast a spell and you just kinda fall down with a dumb smile on your face>They usually do it while you're talking with Celestia
which horse fap fiction do you find yourself constantly returning to rub one off?
>>9873251>rubbing one off to words
>>9873256>implying erotic lit isn't way more arousing than pictures
>>9873223I wish I could see the world the way you do...
>>9873237Both corey episodes were great and so was magic duel. Wonderbolts academy, 2ponk4me, the finale, Babs Seed, Games Ponies Play, Keep Calm and Flutter on were all good. The only bad episodes i thought were SayS and AFR. I still dont know what to make of TCE but i dont think it was awful like those other two
>>9871481Who made this?
>>9873251I've just been doing archive dives on words like ponynuts and horseballsit's surprisingly effective
I like my mind breaking to happen when I'm still somewhat conscious
>>9873264TCE was worse than SayS and AFR
S1 - 8/10S2 - 8.5/10S3 - 7.8-7.9/10
>>9873204It depends on what kind of quest it is.If you have a specific name in mind for the character already, go ahead and use it. A third-party player character (like Ruby or Renne) inspires a sense of mentorship and guidance from the players, and they feel responsible for the character's fate.If you meant it to be more of a second-person experience, don't give them a name. "Anon" type quests like these place an emphasis on the player's decisions and actions, rather than the character, making players emotionally invested out of self-satisfaction and self-preservation.Both have their upsides and challenges in writing, but you should pick the one that suits the kind of experience you want to create.
>>9873264>Games Ponies Play was goodhahaha
>>9873251Darf has a lot of good fics. >>9873258I don't get much of anything from pictures, but I do with fics. I thought it would be the other way around.
>>9873251apple cinnamon morningsits maximum gay though
>>9873237S3 had a bunch of good episodes, the only problem is they all felt a bit rushed.
>>9873290>hahahayou sure told me
>>9873269How do you like your ponynuts? Pendulous? Musky? Swollen? Heavy?
>>9873281S1: 8/10S2: 6.5/10S3: 4/10
>>9873264Man those opinions are almost exactly like mine.The only part where they are different is regarding TCEPersonally I liked it and think it's pretty decent.
>>9873281S1 - 6/10S2 - 1/10S3 - N/A
>>9873264If SayS was consisted with Spike's character, then I would rise it up a bit.
>>9873304If I see that busted water chute ONE MORE TIME
>>9873307your opinions are shit
>>9873264I liked SayS and AFR.
>>9873320It was consistent with Spike's character, the whole episode. It just wasn't consistent with his talents.
>>9873043After thorough research, I can honestly say, alligator sex would not be enjoyable unless you could breath underwater.
>>9873188>you can't get any sleep without being woken up with your penis in a mouth or vagThat'd get old after a while.
>>9873325In many case, this chart is true for most of the episodes in Season 3. >>9873330>It just wasn't consistent with his talents.That the point. When you have him being a good cleaner and a cook and mess that part up here, then its an issue.
>>9873330so it was inconsistent with his character
>>9873264well let's go down the list thenTCE - bad with a few good momentsTMPP - decentBabs - typical CMC episode, by which I mean boring and badMD - surprisingly goodSiP - legit good, though the Luna shit was lameWBA - forgettableAFR - badSayS - badKCAFO - somewhere between mediocre and bad, with heaping sides of irritating and why.jpg and I'm a FlutterfagJFS - goodGPP - okay but forgettable, like WBAMMC - horrible, cancerous, rage-inducing
>>9873331I saw a video of a guy having sex with an alligator/crocodile onceI think I found it on 7chan
>>9873305EA pls, I've already jerked off like three times todayyou're killing me hereWarm, swollen, heavy and well supportedclean and fresh preferred, but musky is acceptable too
The Great of S3>Magic Duel>Sleepless in Ponyville>Magical Mystery Cure (minus the ending)>Too Many Pinkie Pies>Keep Calm and Flutter OnThe Good of S3>Spike at Your Service>Games Ponies Play>One Bad Apple>Wonderbolts AcademyThe had it's moments, but overall Meh of S3>Apple Family Reunion>Just For SidekicksThe Weak/Bad of S3>The Crystal Empire - Part 1/2
>>9873343>>9873351His reactions and emotions and dialog was perfectly Spike. Ultimately it boils down to some visual jokes that you find offensive.
>>9873335I'm sure a good pony pet is smart enough to only start sucking you off/riding your morning wood when it's time to get up anyways.Though sleeping balls deep inside them so they can slurp and suckle inches onto your length is nice too~
>>9873364I saw that.I couldn't tell exactly what was going on because the video was dark.
>>9873335beats an FM alarm clock
>>9873364Yeah me too. Dinofag posted it. Still not sure how much enjoyment he got out of that
>>9873156>there isn't even a rarity on there
>>9873361>Babs - typical CMC episode, by which I mean boring and bad>GPP - okay by forgettable, like WBAThey were pretty much equal in quality.
>>9873365<3So you're a fan of ball bras and the ponies that bulge and strain them then?
>>9873386She's under Applejack.
>>9873374>JFS that low>MMC that high
>>9873386She's right next to AJ
>>9873361>MMC - horrible, cancerous, rage-inducing>im mad because it destroyed my headcanons
>>9873377Is it possible to get a blowjob in your sleep and not wake up?
>>9873374Terse I thought you left
>>9873374>Keep Calm and Flutter On>Magic Duel>great
>>9873399>he thinks the only reason people don't like MMC is because muh hedkanonDis. Nigga.
>>9873435hahaha I thought of doing the same thing
>>9873411Magic Duel was a hell of a lot beter than it could have been. Not 10/10, I agree on that, but it could have been pandering -5/10 tier episode
>>9873377Time to sweat
>>9871292There is only one pink princess.The other is maroon.
>>9873396JFS really didn't have anything memorable about it, name something noteworthy other than the ending where the mane6 all tried to help AJ with the ploy for spikeMMC while the ending was shitty the music and characters were mostly memorable
>>9873446The only thing I liked about it were the tricks Twilight pulled at the end.
>>9873448You're a maroon
>>9873454...JfS is the one where Spike is watching the pets.SayS is the one with AJ and Spike.
God TierSleepless in PonyvilleJust for SidekicksGreat TierMagic DuelToo Many Pinkie PiesOne Bad AppleGood TierKeep Calm and Flutter OnWonderbolts AcademyGames Ponies PlayBad TierSpike at your ServiceApple Family ReunionThe Crystal Empire - Part 1/2Needed to be two parts TierMagical Mystery Cure
>>9873454>memorableI'd rather have something be fun to watch than "memorable." And MMC is memorable for very bad reasons.
>>9873462Go home Bugs.
>>9871678>>9871706This.Model or download a 3d hand and find a plugin or something to voxelize it and use that as a reference.
>>9873412what was wrong with it aside from it was only 22 minutes?
>>9873448hey I thought you died or something.why didn't you stay dead
>>9873474DE AFD EF I LA!
>>9873443shopping things is fun.and it's more appreciated than me drawing.
>>9873447>you will never pull out of pone with more cock than you thrust in the night before>you will never have to start buying larger pants to compensate
>>9873466Almost Mah Nigga Tier:You
>>9873488why would that happen
>>9873466Change KCaFO and OBA around and you are golden
>>9873466God TierSleepless in PonyvilleJust for SidekicksGreat TierMagic DuelToo Many Pinkie PiesOne Bad AppleGood TierKeep Calm and Flutter OnWonderbolts AcademyGames Ponies PlayThe Crystal Empire - Part 1/2Bad TierSpike at your ServiceApple Family ReunionNeeded to be two parts TierMagical Mystery CureYouAlmost my nigga
>>9873480Why would you think that?
>>9873493You're stealing her gainz
>>9873493Magical cock-growing marecunts, anon
last one there's a penis pump
Top Tier=Magic DuelSleepless in PonyvilleJust for SidekicksHigh Tier=Magic Mystery CureToo Many Pinkie PiesKeep Calm and Flutter OnLow Tier=One Bad AppleWonderbolts AcademySpike at your ServiceBottom Tier=Games Ponies PlayApple Family ReunionThe Crystal Empire 1 & 2
>>9872570>FilenameFreaking love that part
>>9873495>>9873497Honestly these are changes i can get behind, but i was trying to go for a "overall general consensus" sorta list. Personally i would have put WA in great tier but i feel im biased being a raging Dashfag
>>9873477I have no idea how to do that, though
>>9873507>>9873508>there's no ceiling and after a month you have a grotesque 9 inch soup can of a cock with bulging veins on it
>>9873530Overall consensus would put MMC in a tier all its own, called "Wildly Differing Opinions Everywhere Tier".
>>9873497Almost agree, but GPP and TCE need to go down a tier.
>>9873520i think WA is better than Low Tier
>>9873520I AGREE WITH THIS OPINIONEXCEPT JUST FOR SIDEKICKS AND ONE BAD APPLE SHOULD BE SWAPPED
>>9873530PONY TIERAll of the episodes of Friendships is MagicOh god what the fuck tier:Previous generations of My Little PonyNon-pony tier:every other cartoon
>>9873542>JUST FOR SIDEKICKS AND ONE BAD APPLE SHOULD BE SWAPPEDNigga you high
>all these SiP on high teirOnly reason it is there is because brony princess is in it, otherwise it would be crap. Face it luna isn't even a real character.
>>9873535>not ending up with a two foot beast that's got bumps and ridges in exactly the right spots to make pone squeal and wink with every thrust
>>9873561XD EPIC WIN
>>9873549GUYS I THINK I FOUND TERSE AND HITLER'S SON
MLPG, why you ackin' so cray cray?
>>9873435well thats going to be my steam avatar for the next few months
>>9873535>not having a ceiling to phase 1>not having a phase 2 for prostate and cowper's gland stimulation
>>9873549>hating on Gen 1 Nah dude just nah
>>9873576>cowper's gland stimulationthis sounds scary
>>9873561>liking SiP because of lunadis nigga
>>9873542>ranking the only decent Spike episode in a while that lowIt's the only episode that doesn't shit all over him and his character and, y'know, actually has him able to pull off things when it gets very touch and go instead of being a retard
>>9873576>your morning orgasms last longer and longer>pone's belly distends visibly larger each time\>you can watch their body swell with every thick spurt
>>9873561that's the dumbest opinion I've heard all day
>>9873583>G1 >Good>G1 villains>competentNah
>>9873583>second picture on the left: "ancient AppleDash"
>>9873591he was a retard all episode and failed constantly
>>9873583it's still "oh god what the fuck" but not necessarily in a bad way
>>9873602Oh, so you can relate?
>>9873561>luna isn't even a real character.What does that even actually mean?
>>9873602spike being a retard is consistent with his character
>Giraffes have long tongues>People still waifu ponies
>>9873594Longer than 45 seconds would be a pain. I like a slow buildup and quick finish, like a sneeze, it's satisfying.
>>9873591Spike didn't actually get a lot done in JfS beyond convincing Angel not to give him up.
>>9873583Hating on G1 means hating on Wind Whistler. That just will not fly.
>>9873561>liking SiP because of LunaIt was a Scootaloo episode
>>9873612First panel gave me a boner
>>9873633so says is consistent with his character too is what you are saying you moron
>>9873561But it's one of the best because it's a Scoots and Dash episode. Luna was barely even in it.
>>9873634Ponies have prehensile lips and they wink. Each choice has its benefits.
>>9873624She's just shoehorned in to keep bronies coming back to the show.
>>9873637>not wanting to bask in the waves of pleasure spreading out from your spasming cock as you watch your potent load bloat and swell your pone's womb
>>9873634Giraffes also slap each other with their necks in battle. Giraffes are great.
>>9873644u weird mang
>>9873661>"We want the brony audience." —Hasbro
>>9873661I actually like that they gave Luna a dominion to watch over. I mean sure she can help run the kingdom, but there is only so much you can do when you are nocturnal.
>>9873669She is the only pony who's regal, intelligent, motherly, magical, and pretty enough to be a real princess.
>>9873669Hey, don't pawn him off on us
>>9873668Giraves have the second highest rate of homosexuals in all the animal after Black SwansThey are literally the gayest mammals on earth
i was just watching this video on character design and it turns out this guy is an art directer at hasbro studios doing a show for the hub. i wonder what it was. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXoLPU9AklY
>>9873673im a gay nerd who reads books and doesnt smoke weed or have a gf-you
>>9873634>you will never be long enough to stretch out that long, slender neck with your girthy erection
>>9873696>GiravesI don't even know how I fucked that up so much. i guess it's time for me to sleep
pone laying on back and kicking feet is the cutest thing ever. non debatable.
>>9873716You would if you had a mare to wink the inches onto you.
>>9873720would you let a pony vomit on your lap
>>9873696>Male giraffes have been observed to engage in remarkably high frequencies of homosexual behavior. After aggressive "necking", it is common for two male giraffes to caress and court each other, leading up to mounting and climax. Such interactions between males have been found to be more frequent than heterosexual coupling. In one study, up to 94% of observed mounting incidents took place between two males. The proportion of same sex activities varied between 30 and 75%, and at any given time one in twenty males were engaged in non-combative necking behavior with another male. Only 1% of same-sex mounting incidents occurred between females.Wow...just fucking wow
>>9873724Short Applehair wold be really cute.
>>9873724if she were really developing as a character she would be near a bowl of various fruits
>>9873720Dash really likes to do this
>>9873724my dick just went mach 5
>>9873734I'd eat it.
>>9873755I love the costume, she can't sew.
Check and mate, man-animals.Feminism - 1Patriarchy - 0
>>9873755Imagine doing her missionary style and her kicking her hoofs like that.
>>9873743HOW ARE GIRAFFES EVEN ALIVE IF THEY ARE SO GAYI MEAN FUCK THEY REACHED A LEVEL WHERE GAY IS THE NORM STRAIGHT IS THE GAYDAMN
>>9873743i never want to go to a toys r us again
>>9873727>your unicorn pone winks feet onto your shaft>she turns into a giraffe once her marecunt can no longer take all of you
>>9873768I laugh at you americans.
>>9873768hey retard, that's not feminismthat's egalitarianismalso it's not pony
>>9873743>S4 gets a giraffe character>Its a guy
>>9873743>>9873696How are black swans gayer than that?
>>9873766better than applebutt
>>9873769that's adorable and sexy at the same time
>>9873788It's neither egalitarianism or pony.
>>9873800Not really. Applebut can is good sewing with her mouth.
>>9873769she probably cant control it.
>>9873788"Egalitarianism" as a response to gender issues is like "anti-violence" as a response to a war. Sounds great if you don't think about it."We want to help women get to a less fucked up position in society, which will also benefit men.""Oh yeah? I'm an egalitarian. I believe in helping everyone."And then he goes home, because seriously, what has an egalitarian ever done under that banner? It's basically "I disagree in a way that makes me better than you," followed by several hours of television."What's this protest about?""We're against (insert your favorite war) and demonstrating against it.""That's cute. I'm anti-violence. I believe that all violence everywhere is wrong, and that it's wrong to focus on just this war. How can you ignore domestic violence, or bar fights? End it all at once, I say, don't play favorites."And then he goes home. "Do it all at once or don't do it" is not the sort of position that leads to people doing things.SEE ALSO: "there's a clump of plastic bags twice the size of texas in the pacific, why are you picking up garbage," "there's other crimes across town, why are you arresting this particular murderer," "waaaahhhh what about white history month," and all kinds of other patently ridiculous shit
>>9873793Well they don't outgay giraffes when it comes to numbers but they outgay giraffes when it comes to gay love>An estimated one-quarter of all black swans pairings are of homosexual males. They steal nests, or form temporary threesomes with females to obtain eggs, driving away the female after she lays the eggs. More of their cygnets survive to adulthood than those of different-sex pairs, possibly due to their superior ability to defend large portions of land.
This notpony drawing is coming along pretty nicely, I'll post pictures when I can. I couldn't fit both Gilda and Rover in though, so I had to cut their space in half by having her circle around him, tickling his nose with her tail while he gets mad and flusters around
>>9873766I'd love to see her sewing with Rarity on the show, even if it's just a background gag with her getting progressively more frustrated and the fabric out of control.
>>9873809>>9873800>she does it for a while but once shes near orgasm she kicks her feet out in rhythm with your thrust, like shse trying to push off the ground
>>9873802But muh boys allowed to watch girls cartoons that aren't stupid!
>>9873807what does that have to do with Dash?
>>9873832>implying thats not whats happening with her wings
>/v/'s leader for the minecraft thing is a horsefucker 'spy'>They found his account on fimfictionThis is so hilarious, that guy would've been able to cause such a huge shitstorm if he actually pulled it off
>>9873815Haha. Wow.I'll make a black swan OC now.
Shit, forgot to ask: should I keep it pencil, or use pen?
>>9873842>on an anonymous board>Steam accounts are free>link your shit anywaysHe's either got balls or is fucking stupid.
Flats! When you guys said that Mac's mane/tail color was the same as AJ's coat color, I thought you were exaggerating. Guess not. Had to fudge things slightly to avoid a big block of orange.shading soon
>>9873832>>9873841>you can only ever do it in missionary position with her because it's the only way to fuck her without going airborne
>>9873880>not strapping yourself in and going along for the ride
new nanaki porn is out
>>9873832unf...what happens when she climaxes?
>>9873880>not wanting to fly while fuckingthe fuck man
we are not your kind of people
>>9873864BM has a Orange mane and red coatAB has a red mane and a yellow coartAJ has an orange coat and yellow maneIt's a very cute thing with them three
>Bomb at the Boston marathon
>>9873899Welcome to 2010!
>>9873904>Standard Bank is now ICBC
>>9873880>you climax at the same time holding onto eachother for dear life>for a few moments you are both in freefall as you bask in the afterglow
>>9873899It really is nice - I just didn't think they were the exact same shades of orange, red, and yellow.
>>9873905Oh shut up. I say that whenever someone those three come up.It was cute in 2010 and it's cute now
>>9873769I think she's having a seizure when you're fucking her
>>9873921>epileptic rarity wars
>>9873895She wraps herself around you and sucks youd dick with her strong vaginal muscles. She has a huge thing for creampies but shes afraid to do it with stallions because she might get pregnant. So with a human she completely milks you while biting your shoulder.
>>9873880>she dooesnt mind>she wants to see your face>and kiss you
>having a dream of being branded by AJ>AgainI need to stop watching MLP before I go to sleep
>>9873948>She has a huge thing for creampiesMY DICK
>>9873899And granny smith looks like a crab apple!
>>9873960i have learned if i dont jack it before i go to sleep i will have dreams of futa horse rarity fucking me extremely hard. im not even gay.
>>9873988Oh god that Pinkie's face/head/whatever
>>9874001>im not even gay.anon i have news for you...
>>9873948>>9873981Between Rainbow Dash and Flitter I'm starting to think pegasi in general have a breeding complex. All part of their militaristic history and culture; produce more soldiers for the glory of Pegasopolis.
>>9873988CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>9874002NOT PURPLE ENOUGH>>9874013PURPLE
Crude stew you you fear it applebloom!
>>9874001>futa>not even gayWell no shit, if it was Braeburn giving you a dicking, adding that would've made sense.
>>9874028>you youy-you too!
>>9874021don't forget Fluttershy
>>9874057>You are not allowed to view this image
>>9873864FemMac looks cute.
>>9874084you have to sign in and enable pornography
>>9873948Imagine her surprise a month later.
Deploying tactical white.
>>9874075The child... becomes the mother!
>>9873948would she beg for it? beg to be filled?
>>9874057i have fapped to that too much already. it is worn out i need something new.
>>9874093>Having an account
>>9874057...plsplshollow sounds aren't even that great unless you have the natural stretchiness and obscene production of an alicorn
>>9874097Tactical white deployed
>your waifu will never snifff and then gently lick your dick>Twilight will never make you instantly cum with one spell
>>9874105no. she will take what she feels is hers
>>9874098and the cycle of life is complete
>>9874097>whiteBluish grayAlso somewhat purple thanks to her mane
>>9874096>"A-anon I'm pregnant!"
>>9874115Yeah, since like 2006
>>9874132Oh, Rainbow Dash!>laugh track
>>9874132A few months later she gave birth to an anthro pony.
>>9874097Tactical white you say?
>>9873988>fire right on the wooden floor>scolding hot cast iron pot that appleblooms genitals are hugging
>>9874113We can make more if you'd like.
>>9874132>she says as she snickers
>>9874047What exactly is you nerds want with me all the time?
>>9874123>implying it was the jizzicorn cap>there will never be more adventures with him
>>9874092I can shig it.
>>9874136I need more.
>>9874147How graceful is Shiny?
>>9874149It's not a full boil....
>>9874165draw a preggo dash telling anon she is pregnant
>>9874165Did you do gypsy apple bloom?If not requesting.
>>9874171Pink is pretty cool tooBUT NOT PURPLE
Dammit MLPG I need to start fapping less and you fuckers aren't helpingI'm going to sleep
>>9874177You've got to be light on your hooves and well balanced to be a surfer, right?