Old thread: >>9856112Topic: How do we all feel about Rarity? What do we like/dislike about her?
she's alright I guess
I really like her blank
I like that she's a slut.I dislike that she goes for the stallions like her dad first.
>>9859927She's cool and all but her mane is a pain to drawAlso part of best ship
claim this thread for eri boww dowwn peasants
>>9859927I dislike how purple she isn't
>>9860017>Also part of best shipMy Twirity nigga!
>>9860017You and I are niggas now.
Hate her. Sweet and Elite shows that she's the stereotypical PoS I was hoping she would not be when I saw her in the first episode.
>>9860034but her hair is purplethat's better than most ponies
SHE HAS A VERY SQUIGGLY TAIL
She's alright. for a slut
>>9860027Shut up Eri. You're dead AND on hiatus.
at least Pinkie Pie will never disappoint me
>>9859927I like Art of the Dress. It's a good song that she sang.I dislike Becoming Popular. It's a bad song that she sang.
I wonder would it really hurt to punch a unicorn in it's horn
>>9859927>What do we like about her?Rule 34
She will never get Anon's love.
>>9859927I think she's a great pony.She's also basically a free pass to draw cool outfits, so that's also fine.
>>9860014>fedoracheck>trenchcoatcheck>fingerless glovescheck>pony shirtcheckI think he might be wearing that as a joke, though. He didn't miss a single step.
>>9859467>>9859500>>9859513>hiatus pone>mlpg.co pone
>>9860082If you punched it head on so it would be poking you, probably.
>>9860075I personally like Becoming Popular. It's enjoyable.
>>9860112Thanks, you too!
>>9860113Fuck, I know!Some people, right?
>>9860113>no fun allowed
>>9860112As more days pass you continue to display your horrible taste
>>9860139oh god, this is way too cute
>>9860113What are you even complaining about? OCs?
>>9860139Aww.She's still around even during the season. Hiatus never dies.
Anymore of this girl? I like her style and it looks just like my type.
What thing pony elated made you smile today?
>>9860139I love tiny companion ponies.
>>9860113>complaining about OC's MLPG draws for fun
>>9860152Way to describe yourself, anon.
>>9860162I want to see that guy's haircut
>>9860112>twirityIs that Spike's wet dream or something
BIG SWEATY HORSE ASS
>>9859927Beatnik Rarity is best Rarity.
>>9860181What the fuck is wrong with her fivehead?
>>9860158The one thing that ruined MLPH was when the piss invaded and injected shit like Tabasco and Coke ponies into the general.
>>9860162here is another one>>9860181
So it's been approximately 12 hours since I last checked, is the 4chan minecraft war thing still happening or did it fall to pieces as soon as people realised they'd have to actually play minecraft to do it?
>>9860196Yeah, what's wrong with them?They are cute.
I'm gonna kill you!
>>9860167>tfw she will never deepthroat you while you push the back of her head down until she gags
>>98602121) who cares2) no, it hasn't happened yet3) it's probably not going to happen ever4) who cares
>>9860167How could she even tell what you were looking atDo you really think they have a taboo about just looking anyway
>>9860181Sweet Jesus, man the harpoons!
>>9860196anon, we've been over this before. not everything you hate comes from the piss
>>9860220do it faggot
>>9860210Not the Flutter-girl. The one in jeans that I circkled. Reminds me of Inuitinua.She's a bit plain, but she's my type.
Did build a bear used to get male grown ups?
>>9860247She's right there on the couch though
>>9860234You know that phrase refers to fat people, not just ugly people right?
>>9860166Well a lot of think. Like a lot. It was a happy day.Twilight confirmed for not outliving her friends probably made me smile the most. A drawing.Oh there was also this Nostalgia Critic , who I just found out he's alive again, that made a few pony jokes. Nothing to big but I enjoyed that more than the review itself.I kinda disagree with their opinion of S3 being an abomination made by Satan but eh...
>>9860236he hates those times we went over it too.
Rarity used to be Best Pony to me.
>>9860196Coke Pony and Tabasco Pony were both popular/created before the advent of /mlp/ and discussed heavily in the /co/ threads. Even if the "piss" "invaded" as you claimed, they didn't even exist at the time those two ponies came about.
>>9860267>Twilight confirmed for not outliving her friendsHuh? But isn't she an immortal goddess now?
>>9860269fucking piss trying to explain where things come fromI fucking hate it
>>9860219>Yeah, what's wrong with them?They are everything that is wrong with the general, they lead to circlejerks, or people like that artist you showed.Shit like that is what ruined us, the piss let those attentionwhores invade and destroy us from the inside.
When did you grow out of metal?
>>9860255I see where you're coming from, Anon, but I'm gonna have to disagree.
>>9860290>>9860291is shitposting time?
>>9860281I like you even more
>>9860255Why would you do that?
>>9860291But they weren't even made by /mlp/They were made while we were in /co/
>>9860255But I don't want pone to be hurt. I love her too much.
>>9860291oh it's you againgonna start nostalgiaing about /co/ now?
>>9860295>white boy problems
>>9860170>Rainbow Dash on one shoulder>"You should totally punch that guy!">Pinkie on the other>"Yeah! Right in the face with a pie! Wham!"
>>9860281I know that feel broS2 fucked her up, and S3 didn't help at all
>>9860289Well either she isn't or her friends will become alicorns too.While I would prefer the second one, I think it will be the first one. And if it is the first one part of my headcanon will be confirmed.
>>9860282Spoiler.Cope Pony wasn't one of ours.
>>9860310As long as it binds me in webs and use me for weeks as a cum source
>>9860289She's an alicorn, not an immortal goddess. Didn't you watch the show?
>>9860356So? She exist in this threads since the /co/ times.
>>9860328I just want pone to be happy.Why can't we all just be happy? Why does the world have to hurt anon? Why?
>>9860356>Cope Pony>pony that helps you get through the bad timesThat'd be nice.
>>9860255I dont want pony to be hurt and upset.I'd do anything to make them feel better and keep them safe and happy
>>9860388What would Cope pony look like?
>>9860319But someone is wrong on the internet! Sorry.>>9860356Yes I know, that's why I included "popular" along with created. She was created by someone else and became popular here.
>>9860366Sometimes pony is too big.
Rarity is cool. Applejack and Rarity are my two favorites in the show IMO. Consistent character through and through and adds diversity in to the show.
>>9860255I can't find the alternate version of this pic
>>9860388But goat train.You are pony's Cope Human.
>mfw all the Rarifags either left or switched ponies after S3
>>9860332Why the fuck would I do that?You fucks invaded /b/ and fucked us all.
>>9860295I think it was around 1992. Maybe 91? They played "Smells Like Teen Spirit" on the radio for the first time.
>>9860354Why would Celestia need to choose a successor if she knew she was immortal?
>>9860397any of the ponies, really
>>9860397Like Hiatus Pone
>>9860420I'm still here since S1
>>9860404You are a pretty cool guy with great taste in pone.
>>9860397A mix of Pinkie and Fluttershy. Happy and calming in the same package.>>9860409O-oh?
>>9860421>You fucks invaded /b/ and fucked us allOh boy, here we go
>you will never have a russian pony waifu
>>9860413that's not mutant
>>9859467 →>>9859500 →>>9859513 →>hiatus pone>mlpg.co pone
>>9860423>Grew out of metal the year I was bornJesus christ you're old
>>9860420nopeI was a pinkie fag, now I like both pinkie and rarity
>>9860295I never did, I just stopped dressing like a faggot.
>>9860451>→What are you doing?
>>9860420No everyone just wised up that rarijack shipping is the only way to go because you can't choose between the two.
>>9860423>I'm still not born yetJesus, you're old.
>>9860420S1E2 Rarifag reporting in
>>9860295>"growing out" of music
>>9860466No not that oneIt was the same picture but dash wasn't being a cunt, and scootaloo was bandaged up
>>9860448what about a russian cosplayer?
Goodbye MLPG, this is it
>>9860490Roger pls, release that fucking DVD.
>>9860481hmmI wonder how many of all the Applefags posting lately ship squigglekicker?
>>9860386I don't know, anon. Maybe if we knew there were actually a way to fix our world, we wouldn't want to go to Equestria.
>>9860328I really hate this pretentious "tumblr hipster" style, might as well add a fucking pentagram and vomiting a rainbow
>>9860444You're thinking of all these ways to having concepts as ponies... it helps ponies feel better about the dark times. And you make it happen. You're that rock the ponies need.
>>9860516I post it since s1.
>>9860510DVD? I'm guessing from his The Wall tour?Oh god, please. I saw it live, but I'd pay all of my money to see it again
>MLPG loves OC's>"But it's different, they are our special snowflake OC's!">Special snowflake.>OC.MLPG, you became the piss.
>>9860516Nah, they don't work as a couple.
>>9860184twirity/spike threesome fic wheni know snarky did a humanized one but its short as hell and i need more
>>9860497suck a cock
>>9860520No they've got crap to deal with too. I just want to hug a pony.
>>9860506See you tomorrow.
>>9860539DID YOU HEAR ME YET MLPGI DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU LIKEPAY ATTENTION TO ME
>>9860560No I'm just a random anon
>>9860516I ship AppleHat.
>>9860559marevag is pretty good looking
>>9860544I'll give him ten minutes.
>>9860419>trigger discipline>it's airshit anyway
>>9860559>that fucking comicOnly centaur I've ever liked.
>>9860445Arin's been making more chins than videos lately.
>>9860538He's going to release a DVD recorded in the last of the 9 shows he offered in Buenos Aires last year.It's supposed to be out this year...I think.
>>9860591You don't need trigger discipline when you're a hardcore baby-killing metalhead
>>9860622that's what you said last time!
GO TO BED, CELESTIA
>>9860603Not gay enough
>>9860573>>9860559>>9860553>If we had the ability, we would have mods ban you for having a differing opinion!>How dare you think past the hivemind that is MLPG!>WHERE IS THE JANITOR TO DELETE THESE BAD POSTS!?>BAWW DELETE HIS BAD WORDS!
>>9860622>implying the ride ever ends
>>9860603That pic is kinda cute.I wonder if it would make /v/ mad, like more mad that ponysona or game derps
>>9860585Don't be like that, SB. It can allow you to get to know Apple Bloom better.
>>9860603His prime has long passed since he's been jewing out grumples.The recent one he made was horrid
I can't stand this threads anymore. Fuck you guys I am leaving for good.
>>9860585Only thing as close in quality shipping is Rainbow Pie.
>>9860622See you tomorrow.
>>9860643stop shitposting luna
>>9860616how would a pony trigger discipline?how would a pony use a trigger?
>>9860643GET WROCKED SUBJECT
>>9860656It's already been done, I'm sure. That pic is old
MLPG I'm very seriously perusing a career as a voice actor because of my love of cartoons. I just want you to know if I ever make it big and you hear me one day on tv you guys suck
>>9860675>not flutterdashULTRA BRONY
>>9860675Hey heyRainbow Pie is somewhat decent. Don't put it at the bottom near Rarijack
>>9860692Learn to spell you dumb slut.
>>9860690>how would a pony use a trigger?
Why do people wear fingerless gloves?
>>9860712Fuck off Nathan.
>>9860692>Celestia will never fly in to the thread, offer obvious verification that she's real, tell someone to fuck off and fly away
>>9860713but flutterdash is dumb
>>9860602Tell me what you think of this one:http://g.e-hentai.org/g/575274/c1b4da3977/
>>9860727Why do people wear capes and fedoras?
>>9860727to keep their palms warm and their fingers ready for action
>>9860730>just another day at mlpg
This is the only canon ship.
>>9860717>Rarijack>bottomI will harm you.
>>9860048Something I've always wondered... if Sweet and Elite is so terrible and makes her look so bad then why don't we blame the writer for writing a bad episode?We do this for other episodes we dont like and we dont believe that McCarthy is infallible.
>>9860737Didn't like it nearly as much.
>>9860727It's cold but you still need precise use of your fingers? Oh do you mean autists? It's 2kewl
>>9860721YOU'RE JUST JEALOUS I HAVE A LARGER TUMBLR FOLLOWING THAN YOUFATTYWERE'S RAINBOW, IT'S TIME TO GO FAST. CATXCH YA LATER DORK
>>9860529I dunno. I just draw things I think are cute.
>>9860760S&E is a god episode tough
>>9860740To be stylin, of course.
>>9860777And ponies thank you for it.>there's a pony drawing dozens of goat trains
>>9860777I don't like optimistic ponyI'd rather panic
would you cum inside small horse
>>9860622If you left for a full day that would be a new academy record!
>>9860791but Macintosh was discoreded, that doesn't count
>Rarity gets focus in the new arc>is going to have the best Micro Issue yet (not that that's any hard)>S4 confirmed for multiple Rarity episodesFeels good being a Rarifag
>>9860420>changing ponies based on the indiscretions of writers for a cartoon showDoubtful
>>9860787well1/3 of a god episode anyway
>>9860777I'm liking where this is going
>>9860811declinei hate that shitty pony
>>9860811WHAT IS IT, PANK
>>9860772Is Celestia faster than Dash?
why rarijack? srs question
>>9860772>having a tumblrThis is the kinda shit that makes people think you're a faggot.
>>9860801hahaha whatwhat would that even look like
>>9860743>>9860743>This is the only canon ship.http://exhentai.org/g/29162/a6f8b0ec96/
>>9860811>having at&t>having an ishitWell at least Ponka is callin
>>9860771I can confirm that anon is in fact dumb
>>9860848I'd like to draw my interpretation of it, but I wouldn't be able to do justice to it.
>>9860846why [your favorite ship] srs question
>>9860810>mfw everyone from that thread hangs out here.
>>9860832"hate" is a bit strong don't you think?
>>9860846Is canon ship, anon.
>>9860743>Rarity's parents>Twilight's parents>Cheerimac
>>9860787yes but people who think that Rarity is bad in it dont think so.And Rarity is not in control of the plot so just because she's good in the episode doesnt necessarily mean it is well written.Also wouldn't that make her best pony if she took an episode that made her look bad and it was still good?
>>9860811answer so hard I crack the phone
>>9860847>getting totally jelly roll over no pony following your stupid blog>being this moonhurt
>>9860826Sometimes I feel bad for everyone that doesn't have Rarity as their favorite pony. It must be terrible.
>>9860836Yes, but her Sonic Sunboom spreads burning devastation across the land so she doesn't do it
>>9860879This is what bronies actually believe.
>>9860876>The piss infests here.Thanks for pointing it out, brony.
>>9860877it's not strong enough.i need a word that represents the fire of a star's heart seconds before a super nova.she is an annoying cunt now. i miss her when she was lovable like in S2
>>9860885Okay explain me slowly why S&E makes Rarity bad.
>>9860811MLPG seriously, why would Pinkie Pie call me at midnight?Is he in trouble?
>>9860866Indeed he is.
>>9860846Sleepover ep gave it fuel
>>9860894She's going to fuck those cows, isn't she?
>>9860905>Celestia will never do funny and wacky things like that again>because now she has to be Super Serious Infallible Princess-Training MonarchWell, Happy Tuesday!;_;
>>9860920I diont think so. But I was responding to Popa who does think so.It's a mental excercise
>>9860888>Tripfags are all over.Huh...>Look at the general.>None to be seen.I AGREE! THEY NEED TO DIE!
>>9860924Yes, he is.
I may have gotten teamkilled by a guy in World of Tanks for 'killstealing' at tier goddamn 9, but I find it really hard to be mad after taking a 45 minute walk around the neighborhood and making smores over my gas range, all while smashed as hell.I recommend both. Drunk walks under a clear sky are god-tier and smores are delicious no matter what and drunkenness makes food 10x better anyway.Sage for offtopic.
>tfw you thought you wouldn't like Rarity because she seemed the tipycal prissy archetype>tfw she was awesome during the whole S1 >tfw you specially loved her in Suited for Success>then S2 happened>in evrey appearance she was being awful>being a bad sister>lies all the entire time and gets away with it>manipulates Spike to get his gem during his birthday>the only one that refuses to help with babysitting without giving an actual excuse>uses her charm to manipulate a nerd pony>in other episodes she is just as horrible as the other ponies like in MMDW and MMMystery or the Friendship Express>in S3 she became a walking joke about being prissy and had no episodeShe was so good in S1, it hurts to see what she became
>>9860894>cowgirlsAll of my unfs
>>9860895She's my number 2. She is good horse.
>>9860932what if there were an episode where she teaches Twily to have fun and not take things so seriously?
>>9860888>>9860945Too bad anon, you fucked up
>>9860942Tex you knwo I am drinnk dont you scrwe with me so help me I will slap a pony
>>9860947if you think drunk walking is fun you should get a bike and try drunk cycling
>>9860895she's my second favorite
>>9860948she didn't actually manipulate him for the gem, that wasn't what Larson intended.And who cares if she manipulates a nerd, she did it to help Fluttershy?
BUBBLESSCRUBBLING BUBBLESARE YOU ON?
>>9860965I don't want blind pone to be hurt.
>>9860965I don't even like that pony but that's pretty funny
>>9860965that is great
>>9860977I'm drunk. Not suicidal.
>>9860967Why would you slap a pony?Where would you slap a pony?
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>9860961Since Celestia and Luna used to share the Elements of Harmony, how do you think they split them? I think Celestia was Laughter, Magic, and Kindness, and Luna was Loyalty, Honesty, and Generosity.
>>9860948>uses her charm to manipulate a nerd ponyShe manipulated two stallions to pull their carriage in S1.>bad sisterShe did something she didn't want to do to make her sister happy>liesOnce is not all the time>manipulates SpikeThat's not what happened.
>>9860942>cold apple baked goods
>>9860992Yes, but I've been drinking.What is it?
>>9861011well duh, that's why you wear a helmet and stay off major roads
>>9860929>She's going to fuck those cows, isn't she?http://exhentai.org/g/210571/571a34d6bf/>Tags: bestiality, big breasts, lactation
>>9860994It's just a thin cardboard box. She's fine.
>>9860912>this is what dashfags actually beleive. You can cry all you want but the best ship is build off the canon relationship with the most with potential. Rarijack is best ship and as canon as any mane six ship can get.
Good night MLPG
>>9860958>>9860986Before I can say you have good taste I need to know who your favorite pony is.
>>9860913but anon, the piss was you all along!
>>9861018TEXYOU'RE STARTING TO MAKE ME WORRIED ABOUT YOU>slapping a pony>ever
>>9861042Check your email please.@email@example.com
>>9861063What if pony wanted it?
>>9861054Oh jeez what are those dots growing on fluttershy's wingis she okay
>>9860965I don't get it.
>>9860948>not being able to into character development.You're no better than dash fags.
>>9861051>dashfagswhat the fuck are you talking about brony>build off the canon relationship with the most with potential
>>9861051That's Twirtiy and Flutterdash tough
>>9861041>Read the signature>Realize I used to talk to that person years agoWoah
>>9861046>sadpandaI'm not making a fucking account with them.
>>9861063You've never had anyone slap your palm?You've never had anyone slap your back?What kind of terrible friends do you have?
>>9861049Yes, but the other ponies behind her are giggling because she missed the box.
>>9861087There's a meme involving ponies sliding into boxes.Snowdrop, an OC from a fan episode, is blind.
>>9861093>can't even spell worst ship correctly
>>9860987It doesn't matter if it's not what Larson intended, because that's what it looked like.She clearly manipulated him.It's proven by the fact that she knew about his feelings for her, which was shown later in that episode.Also, she accepted the gem during his birthday, that's fucking wrong
>>9861143Pinkie, what is wrong with your upper lip?
>>9861143Why would he want to type Rarijack?
>>9861148butts are forbidden
>>9861051people only ship em cause of "opposites attract' Its not even true. It doesnt work
>>9861136I don't see what the image is trying to portray...
>>9860948I used to care that Rarity lied in S&E, but I rewatched the episode and it struck me that she lied more out of fear than anything else.She talks about not wanting to let Twilight down etc and there's nothing to suggest that she just doesn't care about Twilight.So I'm not perturbed, especially since she showed where her loyalty lay in the end
>>9861172I wish to touch the forbidden butt
>>9861136>Snowdrop, an OC from a fan episode, is blind.Oh. I've never seen that.I've been out of the loop for a while.
>>9861152Someone on tumblr has shit taste and terrible opinions?I am shocked
>>9861182too badyou can't
>>9861172Forget the authority.
>>9861152>not liking AVDThis guy
>>9861201I found a helpless ponyI'm going to touch this one's butt
>all these plebs ignoring bestest cutest and canonest ship
>>9861174BUT THEY INTERACTEDYES OTHER PONIES INTERACTED WITH RARITY MORE BUT RARITY INTERACTING WITH APPLEJACK PROVES THAT IT'S CANON
>>9861152Is that pony?
EXTRA! EXTRA!RAINBOW DASH'S BUTT CAUGHT ON FILM!
DID SOMEONE SAY BUTTS
>>9861220Protip: If it's canon, it's not a ship.
>>9861215don't do it, anonyou'll be sorry
>>9861225Don't be daft, Anon.Of course it isn't.
>>9861126>I'm not making a fucking account with them.It's worth it. Man is it worth it.
Maybe I'm an oddball here, but I don't see why having a favorite means you gotta get all rabid autistic about the others and shitpost all over their threads.
>>9861174>has never seen a real life example of opposites attractIT happens a lot actually and when it does well, it does really well. But that's not why rarijack works. The two have a lot more in common with each other than the rest of the group and are very similar inside, but have glaring differences on the outside that kept them from first becoming friends and sometimes conflict.But they're very good together in the end.
>>9861073I really do appreciate everything you do and have dont for me in the past. But to put it simply my quests really arent worth the trouble of archiving. LK, faceless, Aspirant, these are much more deserving of the time and effort to record and save for future reference. I've moved, reluctantly, from the sub to /mlp/ simply for more traffic. Idealy the sub is a much better place, for a number of reasons, but nearly every one told me to move here for a better show, so I did. And if the session doesny get recorded, no big loss.
>>9861165>it doesnt matter what the writer intended>what matters is how I interpret itwell you can say that but w/eAnd she spent the rest of the episode praising him publicly for it so I cant say that I care or feel like she was really taking advantage of him maliciously.Unless you have some headcanon that she was lying the whole time, but that's your problem if you do
>>9861152>MaxOfS2Dstopped reading there
I THOUGHT I HEARD BUTTS
>>9861266Most of the time it's just played for laughs. No one REALLY cares who your favorite is, it's just all in good fun.
>>9861165>It doesn't matter if it's not what Larson intended, because that's what it looked like.You're misinterpreting a scene (not unreasonably, admittedly, but still), being told by the very person who wrote that scene that you are misinterpreting it, and still asserting that your misinterpretation is correct.
>>9861266because it's funny, anon.We're just having a laugh.
>>9861244Haha, are you serious?Then what's the point of everyone arguing over "m-my ship is more canon!"?I really don't get this whole shipping business.
>>9861267A lot of scientific studies proved that opposites attract don't work.And no they have almost noting in common on the inside.
>>9861269Then can you at least email me the summery of what happened that session?
>>9861220Great onions such as this one are not worth wasting breath debating it's superiority, It has already been established.
>>9861294Unless it's Fluttershy. Then you're an idiot.
>>9861267>people taking shipping seriouslyI don't have enough sweetiedisgust to portray this
>>9861266FINALE SOMEONE SAID ITstill hate fluttershy though
>>9861176She missed the box because she is blind. It's pretty simple.
>>9861305>what's the point>shippingI think you're starting to catch on
>>9861195Go watch Snowdrop on Youtube.Prepare for overused feels.
>>9861305Nobody doesI mean, no person does
>>9861278This is what he believes in. He is right.Men are the source of all evil in the world. You males are oppressing womyn just by existing.
>>9861318That's kinda assumed.
>>9861294Unless your favorite is that pone you like but I don't.Then I'd kill you.
>>9861340>AJ has a dock but Dash doesn'tdude what
>>9861172It's time to overthrow the system.#Ogguby Canderlod
>>9861220their marriage is a sham.she sleeps around, both the twins have two different paternal parents
>>9861024Shut up, Weaver.
>>9861320>hating FluttershyYou should watch S2 and S3 sometime.
>>9861318Well yeah, that goes without saying though.
>>9861278Who was he again?
>>9861308I put a summary of what happened in the last session at the start of the next session. But if it's that big a thing, I'll try and whipe something together.But later. I have to go throw up and fall down somewhere right now
>>9861177>especially since she showed where her loyalty lay in the endNot really, she didn't apologize nor confessed to her friends what she didAlso the fact that she only showed "where her loyalty lies" after she was bascially caught doesn't mean that much, specially if we consider that she was willing to miss Twilight's birthday just so she could impress a bunch of strangers
Careful, this butt's a little sharp around the edges
>>9861352>not liking all pones anyway
>In a dream>Get hugged by Fluttershy>You're the best, anon.>I love you>Wake up>Cry like a baby>Still haven't worked on my programming
>>9861024what is this from
>>9861386Dinofag work on the fucking game
>>9861372I didshe got better, but is still on #6
>>9861266Is it such a crime to like each pony at least some?
>>9861387Saints Row 4
>>9861386evans plspls laugh again
I want to wear Chrysalis's crown.
>>9861306>both most mature and business savvy of the 6.>both work hard and take their jobs seriously.I mean really they have nothing in common.
>>9861387>>9861387Keep up manhttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1365162003361.swf
>>9861152>Audio Video Disco>Musically TerribleThis fucking guy.
>>9861306Screw your 'studies' the opposites attract thing is all about two people who seem to others to be very different but where it really matters are a perfect fit.
>>9861413holy shityou just made me realizerarity x mr. breezy otp
>>9861402Twilght is #6 now. This is canon.
>>9861388just put your hands in your pockets and walk awayit's not worth it
>>9861408I like each pony so much that I can't choose which one to waifu
>>9861433she's #4 on my list, anon
>>9861356Where else will you park the bu-oatt
>>9861388DON'T DO IT ANON.
>>9861386I had sort of a similar thing.>dream that I knocked a shelf over>somehow this caused a kid to be born retarded>obviously it was my fault so now I'm on trial and being shown the maximum security prison I'd stay at>break down and start crying and yelling that I didn't do anything>celestia suddenly is there and hugs me and tells me that everything will be okay
>>9861450Then your list is wrong.
Where's my giganigga with his 6-way polyamorous ship is best ship image?
>>9861384This, I may be a follower of her Royal Marshmallow, but I like the other four as well.
>>9861445Nobody laughs at Applejack.
>>9861426>screw objective nonbiased scientific studies because it's the reason my favorite ship worksAll shipers are bad but you Rarijack ones are the worst
>>9861457>everything will be okay
>>9861462on a scale of 1 to 100, Twilight is a 90
>>9861440Cherry is so much angrier than Bon-Bon.Bon-Bon's just grumpy sometimes.Cherry looks like she's always two moments away from stabbing the fluff out of Ponyville.
>>9861455I don't think I could love horse if it had genitals like that
>>9861388THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING!THEY SAID IT WAS FORBIDDEN!
>>9861485What a dick
>>9861508applejack is here too
>>9861487>how dare you not take studies seriouslyIt is a cartoon. The great thing about cartoons is that they aren't muddled by reality
>>9861477>those hipso-oh dear...
>>9861508Yeah, you know -- Twilight, Panka, Applepony, and Rainbow one. The Main Five.
WUB WUB WUB BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>9861519That looks big enough to fit my head inside.No thanks.
>>9861506WOWZA HOW LEWD
>>9861487Nigger are you seriously fucking arguing about how "realistic" a fanfiction pairing of cartoon horses is?
>>9861532Get off the table, Vinyl.
>>9861506how dare you
>>9861539You've sure got a small head.
>>9861177>>9861379She was torn between her friends and her dream--the people she wants to impress aren't just strangers, they're potential customers and business contacts. Certainly Rarity's preoccupation with the high life played a part in it, but it didn't consume her completely.Rarity's mistake in the episode was in assuming that her two goals (do well by her friends and impress the high-society ponies) were incompatible because of her encounter with Hayseed Turniptruck and Jet Set/Upper Crust. In the end she overcame this by sticking with her friends, and in turn Fancy Pants stuck by her.
>>9861487No, screw loosly tossed around reference to unnamed study. I could tell you there was a scientific study on how many times I did your mom last night would you trust me?
>>9861039>She manipulated two stallions to pull their carriage in S1.It wasn't as blatant and manipulative as with the nerd pony.>She did something she didn't want to do to make her sister happyYes, at the very end after being a terrible sister.>Once is not all the timeShe carried a lied during an entire episode and never confessed >That's not what happened.It actually is
>Twilight is about to ascend to alicornness>Fade to black>This music starts playing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CRvl2zAuDF8
>>9861555She has very rubbery genitals!
>>9861506Woah it's like...in her butt
>>9861574IF YOU DON'T TAKE MY YOUR MOM SCREWING STUDY SERIOUSLY, YOU HATE SCIENCE
Day 574/14/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,170 (Running Total: 360,726)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 37,540 (Running Total: 1,532,493)Overall fast day for MLPG and /mlp/. Odd. Sundays are usually a little more low-key.Ah well, pones are pones!
>>9861506This shouldn't get me hard
>>9861506He touched the butt!
>>9861506Your pretty good, but do you think you have what it takes to defeat Shen Rong?
>>9861579>It actually isDirectly confirmed otherwise by writer of episode.
>>9861602Today was REALLY fast around here. I dunno why.
>tfw no qt pone maid
>>9861634sorry here have a pony
>>9861625Why, hello there darling....
>>9861618not him, but what did the writer even say?
>>9861506WHAT THE FUCK MAN!
>>9861579>It wasn't as blatant and manipulative as with the nerd ponyYes it was. She used her looks to get something she wanted. Exactly the same way she did to the nerd pony.>Yes, at the very end after being a terrible sisterBut she still did it because she saw how much it meant to Sweetie. If she was a bad sister she wouldn't have even considered Sweetie's feelings or even cared that she was mad at her.>She carried a lied during an entire episode and never confessed But that's still not "all the time">It actually isWriter says otherwise.
>>9861495She puts up with a lot of shit.
>be atheist>wake up>activate crane that lifts my enormous bulk out of bed>don't take a shower>no time, there's an Internet to troll and I need to get ready>eat a breakfast of Reason and Logic>check mirror and see that my beard is totally coming along nicely>I scratch the area of neck it occupies>decide to go for a walk to clear my head before pwning stupid Christians online>put on my fedora and walk out the door>become enraged at the sight of a church>walk in and challenge any of these stupid ignorant sheeple to a debate>they ask me to leave and let them worship in peace>I ask them to stop believing in 2000 year old desert scribblings>they tell me that I'm vastly oversimplifying and misinterpreting their belief system>I call upon my vast reservoirs of knowledge from Wikipedia and tell them that if it weren't for religion everyone would spend every waking moment of their lives working on science or art>they tell me this is patently absurd>go home and blog about the persecution I'd just suffered>spend remainder of week trolling religious forums onlineFucking Christians, holding back progress with their incessant uselessness
>Rape using my oc
>>9861648noi want a better pony than that one
>>9861648i liek that pone
>>9861379>didn't apologize or confessWell she was introducing them to Fancy Pants so I assume that she does since it would become obvious on its own.But that is an assumption and I do feel that the resolution to the episode was lacking, I simply blame the writer for that (like one should)>willing to miss Twilight's borthday to impress strangersThat line basically told me that you failed to understand the episode.She wanted to go to Twilight's birthday but only decided not to because she didn't think she could miss the Garden Party without screwing everything up for herself (which she says, explicitly)And while they may be strangers, they are the people who she needs to impress for her life's dream. Unfortunate, but that's just the way it is.And I suggest rewatching the scene where she stands with her friends. The reason she did so was because Twilight looked taken aback, not because she had been found out.It seems pretty self explanatory that this is what McCarthy was going for. Whether or not she succeeded is not Rarity's fault.
Don't you ever wish you was a pony pet?
>>9861685I'd rather have a pet pony
>>9861668what kind of thumbnail is that dan
>>98616771/10 troll harder christfag
>>9861707One chosen specifically by moot from the fire of the forge that he draws forth his limitless power.
>>9861685>>9861701>>9861703Ponies should not be slaves.
>>9861677I see nothing wrong with this post or the fact that it exists.Don't worry, Dash. No bait here today.
>>9861738I BET IT CONTAINS A SECRET MESSAGE
>>9861744Those are clearly giant cherries.
>>9861743I don't feel like this tonight so okay
>>9861743who said anything about slaveryI just want to be a pretty pony in a pretty collar with a loving master to cuddle
>>9861743But I want to be a pet
>>9861743>implying "pet" necessarily means "slave"Is your dog your slave?
>>9860010>she goes for the stallions like her dad firstDYEWTS
>>9861765Apple of Jack.
>>9861757Settle down, Dora the Explorer, we don't know what we're dealing with here.
I think I got the Pinkie theme down. I don't like it too much, but it might just be the colors. I'm gonna work on a Rarity one now.
>>9861765I can't draw if you're going to keep posting Applejack.
>>9861774...That's futashy isn't it?I hate that i know that.
>>9861677Why were you baiting :[?
>>9861807Yeah I edited it cause I thought it was a funny picture
>>9861803Just as planned
>>9861783That had better be a fake, spongy thermometer, because otherwise that is completely unsafe.Mercury poisoning is serious, not to mention glass shards if she clamps down too hard.
>>9861668>Thumbnail: 4chan>Picture: maidWhat source-ery is this?
>>9861812thingkn of shitposting
>>9861683Personally, I would disapprove of friend choosing to miss a potentially big opportunity to advance their dream/professional position for my birthday. Friends throwing away their happiness for me does not make me happy.
>>9861729You forgot to put an 'F' in the file name, Tex.
Today's been pretty ugly.Anyone have any especially cute pony pictures they could share? I'd be forever grateful.
>>9861826No, anon, please. Please stop posting Applejack.
>>9861803Applejack is this one, right?
>>9861789>tfw hardly any art of Rarity's mom
>>9861579>at the very end of being a terrible sisterGetting mad once is not being a terrible sister.Especially when it's necessary for the conflict of an episode and is subverted at the end of the episode.
>>9861782Is your dog a fellow sapient member of society?
>>9861272>>9861296You guys are only saying that she didn't manipulate Spike because Larson said so.The thing is that most people saw it as manipulative to the point that Larson had to come out and clarify things, which means that Larson failed to protray what he intended to portray.
>>9861803I can't apple if you keep not drawing.
>>9861830moot is messing with you.
Twilight x ApplejackLeth x Tex
>>9861783>HURR THE JOAK IS SEX!It's sad when GG does it better with far less.And doesn't suck the fandoms cock for commissions.
>>9861776don't be a slave anon
>>9861839is this reverse psychologybecause it's working
>>9861862>And doesn't suck the fandoms cock for commissionsNope, he gives them for free.
>>9861685>you will never have your withers scratch>you will never be fed sugar cubes and having your head scratch>you will never lay on your master's lap
>>9861850I want to be a cruel slave master and keep a pony as a slave I will live in a tall narrow castle and laugh manically every night at how evil I am.
>>9861783butts butts buttsblush blush blushthe joke is sex
>>9861844Her name's Pearl
>>9861853>You guys are only saying she didn't manipulate Spike because the writer said soWell, yeah.
>>9861859Twilight x Applejack?
>>9861879Is that all I am to you? A joke?
>>9861862If there's one thing in this fandom I can't stand, it's sex.
>>9861455why is her lube called TI-82I mean reallyTI-82's are pretty uselessYou can't even load a good shell onto them
>>9861891Wow, me too!
>>986189810/10 let me have your babies, take every one of my hard earned US dollars, I wish I could draw like you~~~
>>9861853>You guys are only saying that she didn't manipulate Spike because Larson said so.>Larson failed to protray what he intended to portray.Yes.
>>9860846it's canon since ep 8
>>9861891Before or after brushing your pony's mane?
>>9861912Don't be silly, ANON
>>9861838From last nightOr maybe this morningIt's a ll a blur
>>9861942>canonThere's that lie again
>>9861882is that an order?
>>9861915>>9861911>>9861859Terrible ship.Absolutely disgusting.
>>9861942This guy gets it.
>>9861506I fucking love how many responses this has.
>>9861945I shall brush pony's mane at the most evil hour, right after their bath and nighty time snack.
>>9861838Here you go, Anon.
>>9861978APPLEJACK THE PRINCESS OF PUSH-UPS
>>9861949>Scoots in headgear.Oh god, DT and SS would give her hell for that.Would Applebloom and Sweetie be able to help her cope?Crusaders never let another feel down.
>>9861961You boys have good taste.
>>9861908Oh so you are admitting that it was actually manipulative but you are only denying it because Larson said so?
>>9861949That's adorable!How bad do you think she'd get picked on?>>9861933Also nice, though I saw that last night. Still, thanks.
>>9861978What're you looking at Rarity?
>>9861978PINKIE PIE NEEDS YOUR HELP
>>9862009Same with you.
There are times I can tell that I nned to put down the pen and go to bed. This is one of those times. Goodnight, gentlemen.
>>9862015>>9862002I'm thinking it would be like that Rhonda gets glasses episode of Hey Arnold where by the end she's got everyone convinced that headgear is cool.
>>9861942>lesbians>canon>in MY Christian kids showDon't make me laugh
>>9861967In the bed?You monster!
applejack x fluttershy is best applejack and fluttershy ship
>>9862023Look at that smile on Twily's face
>>9862023Judging by the way her eyes are moving, she's staring at Applejack's hat_
>>9862026there are more legs in that pic than there should be.
>>9862029alright, but you better draw 63mac some time too
>>9862033there's gay shipping in Adventure Time
>>9862029Did Applejack get done turned into a stallion?
>>9862033But Anon, we must be progressive!
>>9862029I'm a little confused as to what's going on in the picture, though your sketch still looks nice regardless.And good night goat, thanks for what you do.
>>9862036HoofBeat 2 proved how horrible is that pairing
>>9862026>That many legs.That's a penis.
>>9862051You're just jealous because that will never happen to you. Is that not wrong, Sweetie Belle?
>>9862036Nah, Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy. DomcSub relationship.
>>9862002and then DT has to get braces herself
>>9862068Appledan, please remember to clear the email field as well.
REMINDER: Equestria Girls is a real thing that is going to happen.
>>9862063that's what that was supposed to beguess I fucked up
I like heterosexual skips more than gay or lesbian ones.I might need to find a new fandom.
>>9861969>Twilight will not outlive her friendsTwilight confirmed for dying first.
>>9862036You! I fucking love you.
>>9862087I see what you did thereand I like it
>>9862026>Pinkie Pie mashing her nut's into a tree trunkman, that pony is into some wierd shit
>>9862051>2013>Not shippingInto the trash it goes!
>>9862104The problem is that we have very few males with concrete personalities to work with.
>>9862098Round out 'her' snout.
>>9862098It was a little hard to tell since even if it wasn't just a sketch, there aren't a lot of differences between stallions and mares on the show.It's pretty well done.
why are we so fast
MLPG I ate to much and now have a tummy acheWill a cute pony please rub it and make it feel better?
>>9862126Clearly harem is the only solution.
>>9862140WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW?
>>9862128Shit phoneShit shoesShit imaginationMediocre copying/tracing skills
>>9862149>>9862149>>9862149>>9862149Congratulations! You won a new horse!
>>9862125>only one of Rarity's eyes is movingaaaa
>>9862104actually nobody cares about lesbians any more. It's almost all gay or straight. Mostly gay.
>>9862087I'd pay extra for that!AMIRIGHTGUYZ?
>>9862036Makes me wish I'd written that appleshy thing better.Maybe next time.
>>9862176just do it dash, we want him to go away.
>>9862182what did you write?
>>9862176N-no!It's clearly a joke. AHAHAhahahHahahahahahahhaha
W-what!? A new horse? B-but I thought we would be together forever?
>>9862195I think it was Fluttershy giving Applejack a backrub or something.I kinda forget since it's been a while.
>>9862229FUCK OFF AND DIE
>>9862126>that feel when Twilight Macintosh is my OTP and they've never directly interacted on a social level
>>9862235Do you have a link or something?
>>9862229shhhit'll all be over soon
>>9862064No, not really.Despite what your tumbler says no one other then jakeXrainicorn and finXflame princess are in a relationship.
>>9862262It was more pseudo comedy, but sure, here ya go.http://aspirantwritesthings.tumblr.com/post/36815475868/applejack-x-fluttershy-massage-thing
>>9862229I will lay with you in your final moments, just like old times.
Real talk?I'm really worried about commissionsI feel like I'll just get a couple commissions and I won't do them justice and I will just disappoint whoever commissioned me, if anyone even did;-;
>>9862726Nigga you'll be fine.
>>9862726You'll be fine you dork. Just give it your best and all that.
>>9862726Do them for cheap then, at least for the first few, until you get a feel for them?
>>9862807That might work, I'll think about it...>>9862786>>9862768I'm sorry, it's just that I have never done commissions before, I'm not sure how I'll doThank you, though.
Real talk, I feel like I fail everyone when I write things. Like I'm never satisfied with what I put out and I feel like people just say nice things to make me feel better.It's probably not the case, but that's honestly what I feel like for things along the lines of Rarity "Quest" or Luna "Quest," or any number of the smaller things I've written.
>>9863087>Like I'm never satisfied with what I put out and I feel like people just say nice things to make me feel better.I've heard so many artists say thishave some confidence, manif we hate what you're doing we'll tell you
>>9863087MLPG would tell you if they hated it, man.You're pretty good at writing, no doubt about it
>>9863144I know, and I try not to let it affect what I do. It's just one of those nagging doubts.I should know better by now, since you guys are typically rather....blunt about quality.>>9863176Thank you, both of you. I just felt like getting that off my chest. It's nice to be reassured that what I write isn't as bad as I make it out to be in my head.
>>9863087I'm really sorry if I've come across as sounding condescending or insincere when I talk about liking your stuff, man. I've really enjoyed your progressions and characters, even when you've surprised me with the directions you take a story. Especially then, usually!
>>9863249See, when you say I've surprised you with direction I usually have no idea what you're talking about in terms of specific examples.Could you give me one?And I don't think it's condescending, it's just hard to gauge how well I'm doing when I get general responses with no specifics. But then again, I might be being nitpicky about that.And characterization is a big worry for me, so I'm glad to hear that those are going well mostly.
>>9863341Well, completely off the top of my head, because it was one of my first experiences in one of your quick-fics, like that one Pinkie Pie smile story that ended up with the silly light S&M thing at the end. I hadn't been thinking in that direction at all when I suggested frowning to try to get her to appear, but the denouement worked, and it was something I could envision flowing from the character as established. Not necessarily something that she's done (or ever would do) in the show, but still being true to the essence for the purposes of the short story.If this makes any sense. Sorry, it's really late for me.
>>9863538No, that makes sense. I was thinking more about the pseudo quests I've run, but that short bit works too.And that sates my morbid curiosity about characterization and all that, so I thank you.Remind me some time and I'll write something quick for you, if you'd like. Once I'm finished with my current projects, of course.Thanks again, I owe you one.