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How does horse dance?

old: >>9822387
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>>9832467
What would you even do with all those mares?
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With their hooves.
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http://mlpg.co/linkboard/
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>>9832219
>>9832155
>>9831898
>>9831940
>>9831765

and the last one
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BIDI BIDI BOOP BOOP
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>>9832451
How much piss can you possibly drink, MLPG?
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oh black people, you so silly
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>>9832502
Fence them in a small area and start a petting zoo with a very strict age limit
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>>9832517
Cute.
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>leave for the day
>tess posts horse art on tumblr

did I miss his grand return?
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>>9832543
>very strict age limit

You're no fun
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>>9832520
That depends on how much piss Rarity can produce.
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>>9832451
They can dance if they want to
They can leave their friends behind
'Cause their friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're no friends of mine
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>>9832502
Have them file their taxes in an orderly fashion.
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>>9824958

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Can we hate Nanaki a little more, guys? I think he'll come back if we don't keep our anal fissures raw about the guy.
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>>9832514
That's great and all but wheres the real one? I need that dumb thing so I don't have a million links to bookmark.
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D-DON'T MOVE! ON THE GROUND, NOW!
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>>9832589
that linkboard is shit, kill-self
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>>9832598
How do you expect to pull that trigger, little horse?
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>>9832598
how do pony shoot gun without finger?
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>>9832598
Fluttershy you can't even pull that trigger.
Disrobe now
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>>9832592
I just have him filter
I don't care
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>>9832576
I don't want you screwing with my ponies

Literally!

You can buy food pellets and hold out your hand over the fence, if you like
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>>9832598
No u
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>>9832616
fine
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>>9832451
That's not the old horse.
This is the old horse: >>9828394
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>>9832588
>THANKS OBAMA
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>>9832616

Can they lick peanut butter off my anus?
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>>9832592
Is there a good reason too? Or is it just jealousy?
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>>9832567
I've been here pretty much all day and I've not seen him.
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>>9832652
> the peanut butter trick
I'm certain this has been field-tested by MLPG'ers
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>>9832616
I'm spreading peanut butter all over my dick.

Try and stop me.
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What episodes would you like to see in Season 4

Hardcore Mode: You can't make Twilight stop being a princess/alicorn
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>>9832598
You're in my way, sir.
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>>9832598
Or what?

You'll use the gas?
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>>9832616
Are these sentient ponies?
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>>9832677
>>9832652
You guys, Peanut butter isn't for sexual
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>me trying to quit smoking
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>>9832616
>You can buy food pellets and hold out your hand over the fence
That sounds degrading. These are intelligent creatures.
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>>9832695
Ross of words.
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>>9832598
oh I get it, she's like that tiny little petite woman from Police Academy.
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>>9832699
Haven't even tried, probably never will
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>>9832683
All of the episodes.
It will be a 396-episode season.
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>>9832695
>>9832708
> Scrubbles is Ross, but for words
Now there's a thought.
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>>9832726
but words can't be obese
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I just finished watching Food, Inc.

What should I watch next?
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>>9832700
>This is humiliating
Twilight says as she munches at the carrot you're holding out to her
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>>9832700
>>9832696
>Pop 25 cents in the pellet machine and hold the food out in between the fence posts
>You whistle at Dash to try and get her attention
>She's wearing a leash and walks over to you with a forced smile and groans before nibbling at the food
>Suddenly she looks over her shoulder then back at you and whispers "you have to get me the hell out of here"
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>>9832652
>>9832677
No outside food!

>>9832696
>>9832700

Even a smart ponies likes yummy pellets
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>>9832614
Are trying to threaten an officer?
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>>9832683

>Twilight is a Unicorn again in the S4 Premier.
>No explanation is given
>The events of the S3 Finale are not brought up or acknowledged in any way
>The show goes on as it did before.

Feels good to be a casual.
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>>9832754
Foodfight!
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>>9832729

That's just, no. I don't want that at all.
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>>9832754
Boku no Pico.
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oh god
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>>9832699
>mfw longing for a smooth refreshing cigarette
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>>9832763

Is Semen considered out side food?
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>>9832780
Look Fluttershy we can do this the easy way or the hard way
You can leave the hat on
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>tired as hell
>doing homework because I was busy all morning
>want to pony
what am I doing with my life
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>>9832754
band of brothers
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>>9832760
>>9832762
>>9832763
BANANA
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>>9832762
it wouldn't be as simple as just removing the leash, would it?
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>>9832708
>>9832726
guys please, that comparison is just unfair and insulting

I'm far worse
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>>9832804
Only if it's outside your body.
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>>9832804
No, it's certainly an inside food. That's the only way to finish.
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>>9832811
max gilardi pls
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>>9832683
An episode where Mayor Mare retires, is replaced by a "new sexier mayor!", goes crazy from retirement boredom, and fights the new (shitty, mean) mayor for her job.

And I mean a full on brawl, which ends with Mare kicking the new "mayor" in the ass and calling out:

>"And don't you come back!"

Then Mayor walks back to city hall, all the ponies scramble out of her way, lest they catch a case of the asskickings.
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>>9832784
>>9832790
These are both terrible suggestions.

I'd like an <2hr film pick-me-up film.
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>>9832811
Pony on your homework.
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>>9832762
>Suddenly she looks over her shoulder then back at you and whispers "you have to get me more of these fucking pellets. they're goddamn delicious."
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Tex, why dont' you stream anymore?
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>>9832729
>wanting Fluttershy to put a knife anywhere near you

She'd tremble so much she'd end up cutting you.
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>>9832859
The connection from Equestria is terrible.
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>>9832856
ha
I like this story
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>>9832818
>hold a banana out to Dash
>"Ooh!"
>she snatches it from you and hungrily wolfs down the whole thing in 2 bites
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>>9832856
Please keep posting
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>>9832754
Boardwalk empire
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>>9832805
That's it, you're coming in. Hands behind your back.
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>>9832859
Terrible connection and I don't really draw in a way that makes a good stream.
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Would you a Cirno?
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>>9832763
You sick bastard, you're a slave master
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>>9832943
Eye dunno, would Eye? She is the strongest.
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"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"
Front Front
my pony
side side side my pony
back back back
my pony
this is how we do it
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>>9832942
Whoops. Forgot trip.
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>>9832851
JL: Crisis on Two Earths
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>>9832943
>Cirno
>not Momiji
You have bad taste.
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>>9832964
I used the deductive reasoning I learned from the new Sherlock Holmes movies to figure out it was you anyways.
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>>9832964
posting in /k/?
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>>9832851
The Avengers.
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>>9832942
>exactly 15-word post
>anon said that Tex never exceeded 15 comments in a single post
>mfw it's true
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>>9832980
I never thought I would ever say this to you. But you are my nigga
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>>9832958
She's dangerous
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>>9832851
SMALL SOLDIERS
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>>9832980
>Momiji

Pot calling the kettle black I see?
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>>9832941
I'd like to see you try

Punk
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>>9833003

Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute.
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>>9832968

WHY IS THAT FUCKING HORSE SMILING AT ME?
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>>9833017
BIG
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>>9832986
Maybe.
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>>9833003

I would, only in doggy style.
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>you go to equestria to discover everything is really tiny

what do?
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9833054
Rule over my new tiny kingdom
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>>9833046
Tex, you live in the south right?
I have to know, have you ever been hog hunting?

From an aircraft?
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>>9833015
>momiji
>not Nitori
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>>9833060
Good night spicy pone
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>>9833046
>dat ejection
unf
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>>9833054
Ask Twilight to shrink me down to a reasonable size
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>>9833068
But what if they fight you and its like you're an AT-AT
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>>9833069
>have you ever been hog hunting?
that's a thing here?
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>>9833069
WELCOME TO TEXAS.
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>>9833069
>Tex you live in the south right?
>Tex
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>>9833092
>"Yay we defeated the monster!"

>"Wait why is it laughing? Hey!"
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>>9833083
>>9833092

>mfw it's Ferngully
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>>9833103
Why wouldn't it be? Fuckers are vermin, it's open season all year on them.
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>>9833002
Awww yes.

>>9833015
Those are fightin words.
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>>9833069
Nope. Never shot outside a range.
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>>9833109
> implying "Tex" isn't a cutesy name for all sharpshooters
> implying Tex can't be where he wants
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>>9832502
What if you opened a petting zoo with mini mares? You'd have a pone harem and get paid to slam marevag.
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>>9833069
>Tex, you live in the south right?

I wonder what state, Tex, could live in? It's a complete mystery which state someone named Tex, could possibly live in.
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Night snake horse
I wonder if her mane feels like all tingly and cold
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>>9833154
I'm pretty sure that's a thing that already exists for some people.
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>>9833092
But what if ponies were also AT-ATs
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>>9833140
I can't stop watching.
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>>9833129
I've never heard of that in texas
I need to leave my house more often
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>>9833185
I wrap a tow cable around her legs
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>>9833069
>>9833103
>>9833129

>hog hunting

Are they good eating?
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>>9833207
HELL YEAH
if you prepare them properly
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>>9833207
No.
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>>9833256

Define "properly."

I live in Tennessee. Could I buy it somewhere, or would I have to know someone who hunts?
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>>9833103
Oh hell yeah

I live in Florida and thanks to the early colonial days, the entire wilderness is plagued from pigs brought over. Without any really predators aside from the occasional gator, they gorged themselves on everything.

Some of them get monster huge! like almost pony huge.

>>9833207
They're wonderful! I'm actually eating some since my dad just went hunting. A little gamey, but thats all hunting. Roast them slowly for a long time and they are truly decedent. There's a reason why roasted boar was such a prize dish in ancient times.
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>>9833256
>>9833257
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>>9833140
Aw, that's a bummer.

Feels good living in the country, get to shoot whenever I want.
Until the county took over, anyways.
Fucking politicians.
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>>9833256
>use Ponify
>switch I WILL EAT YOU.gif to brony reacts to G1 MLP.gif
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>>9833280
Properly meaning dont under cook it. These are wild pigs, so trichinosis is a considerable danger, but so long as you cook it all the way through its a superb meat

Don't know about Tennessee
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>>9832925
why
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>>9833280
I learned from a ranch
It's kinda hard to explain
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Do you think you're better off alone?
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>>9833311
>using Ponify
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Is there a pony style image like this?
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>>9833160
And looking her in the eyes is like falling up into the night sky, and the only thing that keeps you anchored is her starry voice twinkling all around you.
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>>9833327
Chance?
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>>9833345
Well without the mune roons
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>>9833185
Rarity spreads her legs too much to be an effective ATAT
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>>9833342
I still live with my family
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>>9833364

I meant guy holding pony like that.
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>>9833286

>tfw it's probably either illegal to hunt with a boar spear today, or extremely rare for anyone to actually do it, much less learn how

>you will never stand your ground against a pissed-off, charging boar and run that fucker through
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>>9833343
>not changing "motherfucker" to "oedipus"
>thinking I use ponify to use pony synonyms like an autistic brony
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>>9833345

>Comic Lo
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>>9833092
You're thinking of an AT-ST

If you were an AT-AT you'd be crawling on your hands and knees. See>>9833185
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>>9833391
>that feel
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>>9833413
I got 2 like that
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>>9833342
Talk to me
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>>9833083
>she overdoes it
>can't figure out the spell to rebigulate you
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>>9833429
I don't get it.
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>>9833422
I wouldn't put it as an impossibility.

Gators are hunted with harpoons.
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>>9833413
and the other
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>>9833447

I never liked green anons.
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>>9833345

>you will never comfort your baby sister when she has a bad dream and your parents are out of town
>you will never be the big brother who makes her feel safe and protects her.
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>>9833452
If it wasn't for the filename I would not know this was pony related at all.
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>>9833453
I don't think your usage of rebigulate is cromulent.
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>>9833464

>Comic LO (コミックエルオー Komikku Eru Ō?) is a Japanese erotic manga magazine featuring fictional prepubescent, early pubescent and highly juvenile-looking girls. Comic LO has been published by Akane Shinsha since October 2002. It was published irregularly until May 2004, when it became a monthly magazine. The "LO" stands for "lolita only".[1] The cover illustrations are by Takamichi.[2]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Comic_LO
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>>9833440
I was thinking size-wise not actual looks.

Unless you got on your hands and knees to be silly while terrorizing the little ponies.

>Pinkie is the only one who realizes you're just playing around
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>>9833422
It's legal to hunt boar with anything you can get your hands on.

I will one day hunt boar with a P-51, I swear to god.
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>>9833497
whatever, she can't embiggen you then
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>>9833440
Or an AT-PT.
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>tfw you will never get marecream all over you while slamming a pony from behind
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>>9833453
The idea of Twilight using a term like rebigulate is more amussing then it should be
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>>9833473
it's a greenscreen
so you can project youself in its place
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>>9833474
right in the feel...
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>>9832093
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>>9833513
what an impractical vehicle
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P-O-N-Y
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>>9833497
But what if Twilight remains intragnisent?
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>tfw no qt pint sized hot sauce pone in your cupboard
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>>9833540
YOU AIN'T GOT NOT ALIBI
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>>9833536
DENTAL PLAHNNGGGGG
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>>9833520
>pony

Hey I like those too, which one is your least favorite?
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>>9833536
>about to post DENTAL PLA
>read filename
well shit
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>>9833536
Whoa that turned out great
thanks man
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>>9833536
>canifax
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>>9833505
>"Oh no, the giant monster is attacking!"
>"And he's....crawling on his hand and knees for some reason. No doubt to reach down and devour us!"
>You and Pinkie Pie play along
>She faces you solo, holding her ground as you feircly have a play headbut match
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Why don't people like this pretty prissy pony?
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>>9833550

YOU BRONY

YEAH YEAH YOU BRONY
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>>9833590
Am I not people?

Because I like her.
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>>9833584
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>>9833413
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>>9833537
You say that, but they have very potent grenade lobbing cannons on the undercarriage. Very good at taking out ground troops
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>>9833590

She is a bitch.
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Name your favorite episode in which your least favorite pon plays a significant role
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2pH6aisrwSY

Protip: Be careful when you fuck horses,. or only fuck ponies, they're tighter anyways.
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>>9833612
Lewd.
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>>9833605
I don't want Angel to be punish. I like Angel being Angel.
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>>9833590
No one here can relate to a pretty prissy pony
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>>9833618
Bridle Gossip is my favorite and they all play a role so it still qualifies!
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>>9833626
where did you find those gun gifs?
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>>9833507

>P-51 Mustang

>You will never strafe a wild-boar with aircraft fire
>Some wild boar out there will never leave this world having only heard the sound of your flyby at 400 miles an hour
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>>9833612
>And so Odin The Allfather once again resumed his great rest

Seriously look at this guy, he's ripped with an eye scar
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>>9833585
>she climbs up on you Shadow-of-the-Collosus style and hoops you on the nose
>"...Oh noooooo!"
>you lay down on the ground and play dead
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>>9833634
>our
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>>9833513

FOOLISH GUE'LA! YOUR PRIMITIVE MACHINES ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF THE MONT'KA.
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>>9833650
/k/
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>>9833643
Are you saying you want to rape him?
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>>9833683

UNF
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>>9833669
I mean boops
stupid auto-correct...
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>>9833634
>our the same age he is

what
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>>9833683

No wonder those things jammed all the time.
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Would you slip supplements into your mare-friends' food to enhance her output and arousal?

How would you slip it?

Who would you slip it to?

Would you feel offended or happy she's doing the same in kind to you -- or someone else?
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>>9833683
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>>9833669
>Actually go "I'm dead. Blegh." with your tongue out
>Pinkie stands on top of you, triumphantly
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>>9833615
But she's pretty
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>>9833619
>she starts stretching on the bed

u-unf
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>>9833683
speaking of /k/
>>>/k/15765737
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>>9833711
Fluttershy, I'd give her like twice the dosage too.
It would be cute to watch her get all hot and bothered out of nowhere. I wonder how she'd act.

Oh I'd just put it in her drink or something easy.
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>>9833707
yeah but they have these wonderfully angled handles that aim more naturally
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>>9833736
Goddamn that forehead.
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>9833711
What kind of output from her would need increasing?
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>>9833711
>"Hey Pinkie! Eat this!"
>"Ok!"
>omn nom munch omn
>"What is it?"
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>>9833759
she's a very winky mare
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>>9833722
>the entire town starts cheering and chanting "PIN-KIE PIE! PIN-KIE PIE!"
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>>9833759
Night best princess.
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>>9833747
Oh man

Remember that time someone took one of those really rare WWII guns that were in perfect condition and they painted it blue with Dash's cutie mark?
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>>9833585
>>9833669
>>9833722
>>9833775
10/10 Adorablest game of the years
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Ponies are real.
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>you will never teach your waifu proper trigger discipline
>with a belt
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>>9833796
>really rare
nope they are not that rare
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>>9833807
I had a feeling.
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>>9833711

>You're always horny and you're constantly having to change your underwear or pack the front with toilet paper to catch your constantly leaking excess precum
>meanwhile her teats have swollen to thrice their original size, and she's begun to lactate heavily
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"P-please, eat all the custard~"
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>>9833796
>Rare
It was pretty common from what I understand

And it's just a fucking gun. Who cares?
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>>9833796
>really rare
They were mass produced, It was as much a historical artifact as a CRT computer monitor.
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>>9833801
>>9833775
>In celebration, Ponyville has a huge part/cook out around your defeated form
>Eventually you get kind hungry and tired of trying not to move and just get up to eat something
>You much on a bunch of sandwiches as everyone stares at you, frozen in horror
>"What?"
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>>9833807
Where!?
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>>9833833
>"Honey, we need to talk"
>"I love this" / "I'm loving it" at the same time
>you hug
>and fuck
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>>9833796
Mitchell's Mausers abortion.

>>9833842
German-made K98's are hard as hell to find and quite expensive, especially non-RC examples.
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>>9833823
>>9833839
>>9833842
Well then I am mistaken

Still it WAS really stupid
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>>9833878
$599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD $599 USD
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>>9833862
>neither of you meant to say that
>the supplements have begun to affect your mental states
>you are most likely going to fuck eachother to death
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>>9833904
RIDGE RACER

RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDGE RAAAAACER
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>>9833878
>>9833904

You know there ARE some types of apples that really are that expensive
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>>9833904
/v/ pls
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>>9833922
how and why?
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>>9833922
yeah and kobe beef is real
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>>9833854
>Pinkie sees nothing wrong with this
>"Hey Anon! Can I have one of those sandwiches?"
>"Sure, Pinkie."
>you gently pinch one tiny sandwich between your thumb and pointer-finger and hold it out to her
>"Thanks!"
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>>9833922
Ha! I get it!
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>>9833884
>bunch of nazi sympathizing baby killers are butthurt over it

good
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>>9833969
>that image
hehehe
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>>9833823
My ass they're not.
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>>9833909
>you and your waifu will never lose your minds to overdoping on supplements
>you will never spike the town's water supply with a concentrated dose
>the streets will never run with the viscous mix of pony milk and seed
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>>9832451
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I hate guns
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>>9834001
>leg

UNF.
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>>9833997
Oh god, not that shit again

I remember that greentext, and it got really dumb really fast.

That said, why not rope a few more of her friends in?
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>>9833945
There are rare and expensive breeds that have certain qualities and characteristics. It does actually cost money to develop these characteristics through horticultural planning and breeding, so the people who grow and sell them need to have a high price to off set the cost.

Ambrosia apples are one such variety. And I think Pink Pearls are too. And people do buy them, because they really are that good
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>>9833987
>I'm a retard hurr
If he fucked a Finn M91 I'd be mad too. Too bad the K98 is a far superior firearm and retards like MM make it harder and harder to have the typifying variant.
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>>9834015
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>>9834001
Slightly misleading thumbnail.
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>>9833987
This is bait.
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>>9833909
>You can't bring yourself to stop, even to cook food
>you've just been living off her milk
>you can't even remember what food tastes like anymore
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>>9834015
I'm sorry, anon.
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>>9834032
Can't we just make more?
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can we not be /k/?
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>>9833672
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>>9834004
CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER CIDER
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>>9834015
Only leftist faggots hate guns. This is a fact.
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>>9834044

I could swear this gun was in perfect dark. Just fucking look at it.
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>>9834015
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>>9834065
Can we be /ck/ instead? I'm starving
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>>9834065
that's not how things work
you have to suggest and alternate topic of discussion, you can't just say "I DON'T LIKE THING" and expect it to work
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>>9834064
NO
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>>9834045
What else would you expect it to be?
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>>9834086
i would rather be /co/
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>>9834095
Why?
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>>9834004
who is that pony?
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>>9834004
Look at that cute pony.
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>>9834064
>part of what makes individual examples important is the date and location of manufacture
You're an idiot of astounding caliber.
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>>9834086

Take about 5 dozen eggs

Start puttin em in a bowl

Mix the FUCK out of them, and what do you get?
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>>9834025
>Pink Pearls

unf.

I do not believe that it is possible for an apple to be worth $599 and still technically be an apple.
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>>9834082
there's a deeper meaning to this isn't there?
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>>9834109
A penis?
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>>9834092
or we could not be off topic and non-board related
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>>9834102
Historical artiifact
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>>9833862

>pumping her milk out a few times a day, the machine rhythmically sucking at her teats while you stroke her side
>she finds herself strangely aroused by the sound of her milk filling the cups before it's pumped into the bottle - "pwshh!"


>She rigs up something similar for you, a cross between a Venus 2000 and a milking machine
>She fills a bottle a day with delicious, creamy maremilk
>You do about the same with your thick, rich stallioncream
They look about the same at a glance.
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>no one says anything when Tex brings /k/ to the thread

dem double standards
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>>9834109
Scrambled eggs with the shells in them?
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>>9834071
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>>9834103
What game is this?
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>>9834100
I like it when we're /co/
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Let zecora play the song of her people!
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>>9834135
>
>>9834065
>>9834015
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>>9834109

A mess?
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>>9834110
not $599

$5.99

Each

And Ambrosias are even more
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>>9834122
>implying
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>>9834147

Arma Triple alpha
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>>9834109
a lot of buildup for something ultimately dissapointing.
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>>9834160
Tom Sawyer, you tricked me!
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Is there any canonical information on Celestia's personality? If not, what should it be?
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>>9834135
Tex didn't do it, somebody asked him if he'd been hunting from a helicopter before.
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>>9834166
bronies who like cawadooty arent on topic
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>>9834144
anon pls >>9832846
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>>9834147
The Arma 3 Alpha
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Does your favorite pony look at cute pictures of humans on the ponynet?
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>>9834153
I bet she can spit some dope ass rhymes.
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>>9834192
you being mad is not on topic either
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>>9834020
What greentext?
You could form a cult around some highly potent supplement
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>>9834183
She's clearly very supportive and matronly. Patient and slow to anger, but when she IS angry, you better watch out because absolutely nothing significant will happen
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>>9834195
By bad. I apology.
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>>9834135
People like /k/, /g/, /vr/, /ck/, /d/

People don't like /v/, /pol/, /piss/, /b/, /r9k/

I might be missing some.
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>>9833969
Oh Gabe...
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>>9834224
>people don't like /piss/
then why are you here?
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>>9834224
>/d/
pushing it, but yeah basically comes down to decent boards vs shit boards
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>>9834224
/soc/, which is basically /r9k/
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>>9834224
Personally, I like and regular /tg/ and /co/.
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>>9834207
Applejack is too busy for the ponynet.
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>>9834224
I like video games, but do not like /v/

Just like I like this cartoon but hate this board
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>>9834255
this is bait
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>>9834224
I don't like /k/
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>>9834224
>>9834274
>forgetting /co/

beef of the century
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>>9834183
She practically cool, relaxed and loads of patience about many things. When the 6mane fuck up her gala or when Pinkie eat her cupcake or when her bird was stolen by Fluttershy, she remain extremely cool.
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>>9834298
we are always /co/
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>>9834288
>>9834292
>I didn't got the joke

Appledan is originally from /mlp/
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>>9834207
Lyra is a sexual deviant
>>
ATTACK
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>>9834302
english isnt your first language is it?
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>>9834298
that's kind of a given
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>>9834323

OF THE KILLER TOMATOES
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>>9834298
b-but I said I liked /co/...
I don't understand
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>>9834331
no you the other guy
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>>9834312
>im being retarded so ill call it a joke instead
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Oh is it it /k/ time? Here I am with my missile launcher cadence system.
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>>9834312
and he learned
that's why know one cares
>>
i don't like mlpg
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>>9834340
then why did you link to him as well?
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>>9834294
I love /k/. It's my home board.
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>>9834343
Shit, just suck him off already
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>>9834353
>know
I beefed it
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>>9834298
this isnt /co/?
>>9834294
get 3 other people to agree with you
>>9834312
>joke
>>9834274
adding, I think a lot of people like /tg/ here
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>>9834357
cause I didn't realize he forgot /co/ until I saw his reply
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ORDERS FROM THE IRON MAIDEN
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>>9834326
he still right
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>>9834353
>know
MT pls
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>>9834302
>When the 6mane fuck up her gala

She doesn't actually like the gala, she thinks it's boring.

>when Pinkie eat her cupcake

She thinks the Cakes are being too fussy, she was happy that Pinkie was enjoying herself naturally around Celestia

>when her bird was stolen by Fluttershy

She knew about the lifecycle of the phoenix, she wasn't worried about it. Actually, she seems to have enjoyed the joke.
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>>9834373
GET THE ISLANDS BACK
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>>9834183
She loves her subjects and hates anyone do harm against them and shall defend them.
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Big, american unfs
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>>9834356
Then you can just git out
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Alright, home now.
Gonna try some lineless vector art of Rarity on Inkscape. Any tips?
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>>9834383

>She doesn't actually like the gala, she thinks it's boring.

In hindsight it was kind of bitch move thinking like that.
>"This is boring, I know I'll invite my student and her hick friends to destroy the evening!"
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>>9834414
This gif will never not be funny to me
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>>9834417
Well it's Rarity so there should be more than a few.
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>>9834417
her bent over a table
or admiring her wings
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>>9834369
well played
I want to believe
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>>9834373
>IRON MAIDEN
>tfw Margaret Thatcher is ded
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>>9834436
Why can't I have this?
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>>9834447
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>>9834436
You need to do a set of this. This is cute shit
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>>9834463
>tfw she sucked up Britain's entire supply of testicular fortitude for the next 50 years
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>>9834436
Have you try drawing these with other ponies as well?
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>>9834439
Aw yisss zecora time.
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>>9834491
>and ovarian fortitude
>she replaced both with insanity and greed
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>>9834474
You have to save up enough pony points to buy a pony anon

Applejack -2000
Fluttershy-1800
Twilight -2200
Rarity-2500
Pinkie Pie-2200
Rainbow Dash-3000
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>>9834417
hey, is vector art hard at all?
I've been looking for vector art of Starswirl's costume, but I can't find any and I'm probably just going to make my own
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>>9834498
now that I think about it
what's the ratio of pank to dash that he's drawn?
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>>9834491
>expert ball sucker
she will be missed ;_;7
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>>9834513
How I get I get pony points?
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Why are /mlp/ and /k/ so close?
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>>9834529
I have to assume he's drawn more Dash
>>9834533
When you post a pony you get 1 point.
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>>9834533
You get one point per pony picture you post.
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>>9834527
I dunno, I'm about to find out.
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>>9834533
Grind
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>>9834539
MLPG and /k/ are ok

/mlp/ is oblivious to everything
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>>9834513
how does one acquire piny points, gentle sir?
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>>9834555
U-unf
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>>9834555
Grind what?
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Your favourite pony is now your mother, how do you feel?
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>>9834539

muh gunonies
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>>9834539
Because we did a nice thing to them. I forgot what it was though
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>>9834539
Are they?
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BREAKING NEWS
PONY SEXUAL CONTACT PROVEN TO BE DEADLY
MORE AT 5PM
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>>9834556
Fuck yes I love /k/.
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>>9834501
How is she going to draw those blades?
I swear to god if you say with a pen/pencil I will murder you and your family
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>>9834530
>The sun has set on the british empire
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>>9834548
let us know how it goes, and what program you're using
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>MLP General
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>>9834539
It's a forbidden love that neither will admit to one another.
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>>9834572
photoshop of ancient trainer rifle picture.
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>>9834574
I'll take that chance.

>>9834583
I enjoyed those threads.
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>>9834584
With her mouth.
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>>9834498
I'll try to remember to do a set of these, that one was a quick thing I did because I felt kinda bad for not drawing anything at all after posting all day
I have really bad memory when it comes to draw requests

>>9834529
I just checked and it appears that I have technically drawn more Pank than RD hahaha
I guess I enjoy drawing her hair, it's really fun to mess with
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>>9834584
With a pen and a pencil.
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If pony was wizard -

>Radagast: Fluttershy
>Gandalf: Twilight
>Saruman: Cadence

Just thought I'd say it.
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>>9834501
>"The wild mare"
>Arrow points to "Giant Crab poster"
heh
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>>9834614
I always enjoyed the zergface threads.
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>>9834115
I've had one of those cosmos. They're pretty good.

Just, you know, not quite as good as straight bourbon.
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>>9834614
MORE BREAKING NEWS
CONTACT WITH PONY PROVEN DEADLY
MORE AT 8
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>>9834621
Looks like you're going to have to draw Dash all day tomorrow.
I wish there was another way, I'm sorry.
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>>9834621
keep drawing pinkie.
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>>9834621
There is a magic way to remember everything you need to remember silly.
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>>9834623
>LotR wizards
Shit
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>>9834594
Alright, I'm using Inkscape. No idea how it works, so it'll be a bit before I actually start.
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>>9834568
well shit
the freudfags are gonna be all over this one
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>>9834592
Seeing what Britain once was compared to what it is now drives me to a blinding rage. How could they throw all of that away?
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>>9834621
I agree with this sad sack
>>9834652
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i like the blue one
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>>9834623
>Radagast: Fluttershy
I'll admit I was thinking the exact thing when watching that movie.
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>>9834636
Don't forget the soccermom threads.
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Good night MLPG
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>>9834664

Shit, they're awesome? I agree.
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>>9834501
> gonorrhea
Every time
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Would you fuck a real pone if it smelled like flowers and winked the entire time
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>>9834539
most neckbeards are mericans and own guns
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>>9834607
Remember when openly liking this cartoon was cool? Or at least not so shameful
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>>9834680
She's literally the best
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>>9834680
Why is she sad?
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>>9834643
FUCK YOU
I DO WHAT I WANT
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>>9834694
No
LotR magic is shit. It sucks. Whatever you want to use as a synonym for it's bad and lame
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>>9834623
How does a pony use a staff?

How do they walk with it?
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>>9834708

Why aren't you drawing?
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>>9834675
>throw it away
>implying they weren't just too big and it became too troublesome to keep track of the majority of the world via colonies so they sold off land to various nobles
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>>9834725
>It was worth it

-anon
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>>9834683

>"I'll draw them off!"
>"Fluttershy, these are Everfree Timberwolves! They'll outrun you!"
>"THESE are Ponyville Bunnies. I'd like to see them try."
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>>9834708
ok that is creeping me out. i was going to post this picture at first which would make sense, but the one i posted doesnt have her looking sad. what the fuck.
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>>9834674
what
no
I want a motherly pone
not pone to be my damn mother
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>>9834701
Most neckbeards are raised by southern hicks who don't know how to raise their kids anymore because they're not allowed to hit them

That's how Bobby Hill came into existence.
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>>9834642
Dont be such a sissy about enjoying sissy drinks

They taste good. If its good, then you dont need to defend it

Like this cartoon
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>>9834729

Your opinion is bad and you should feel bad.
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>>9834702

No i don't

but i remember a time where if you said "i watch my little pony' you'd get "that's weird" instead of "oh so you're one of those bronies"
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>>9834708
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>>9834760
Well I don't care what you opinion about my opinion is and no I won't feel bad. I'll feel good actually.
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>>9834746

>>9834731
Because you aren't drawing.
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>>9834704
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>>9834740
>meanwhile Lyra has become a heartbroken mess
>whenever she's not sobbing she's staring off into space with a hollow look in her eyes
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>>9834782
tex is dash your second favorite pone?
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>>9834702
it was never cool
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>>9834772
>tfw told a friend about the show back during season 1
>she still remembers and randomly calls me a brony jokingly
I laugh it off but it still bothers me
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>>9834782
Maybe I'll draw again tomorrow
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>>9834810
here it comes
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>>9834810
You'll draw now.
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>>9834725
BREAKING NEWS
BEING NEAR PONIES IS PROVEN TO BE DEADLY
HUMANS CANNOT EVEN REACH PONIES TO TOUCH THEM BEFORE DYING PAINFULLY
MORE AT 11
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>>9834757
Well I have a preference for bourbon, it's not that they're worse or anything. There are some "girly" drinks I really like, like mimosas or shandies.

I just like something peaty, something that tastes a little like hate and regret.

Anything like an applejack sidecar always gets my attention.
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>>9834780

In my opinion, you have no right to your opinion.
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>>9834804
Dash moved up to number two, yes.
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>>9834806
>Tell a few friends about pony way back in S1
>Some of them make horse fucker jokes, the other sometimes ask if I still like pony and the rest don't care
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>>9834772
>add a new friend on facebook
>suddenly see tons of brony things on his news feed
>"friends" with Twilight Sparkle, Shining Armor, and Pinkie Pie
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>>9834830
You and me are so close to being super internet best friends

Just need to switch Dash and AJ
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>>9834830
>applejack

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISP!
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>>9834824
WAIT A SECOND

JUST WHO ARE THE MEDICAL "experts" COMING OUT WITH THESE STUDIES?
I WANT TO SEE THEIR CERTIFICATIONS
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>>9834830
thought so. you seem to be posting her a lot. at least when not posting AJ
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>>9834777

I like it when the ponies do horse things.
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>>9834857
THEY ARE ALL DEAD WHEN THEY TRIED TO MAKE THE STUDY
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>>9834830
wow Tex, you really have shit taste
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>>9834830
>Dash moved up to number two
Excellent.
Dash is an excellent pone.
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>But we're all Rhodesians and we'll fight through thick and thin.
>We'll keep our land a free land, stop the enemy coming in.
>We'll keep them north of the Zambezi till that river's running dry.
>This mighty land will prosper for Rhodesians never die.
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>>9834824
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So we're in agreement then?

Pinkie Pie is perfect
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>>9834844
Like fun that'll happen.
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>>9834730

They hold it in one hoof and walk with the other three.

Or they carry it.

Or you're putting too much thought into this now shut up.
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>>9834901
NO YOU SHUT UP
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>>9834884
That's bittersweet, but how is this pone?
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>>9834683

>watch the Hobbit with Fluttershy
>she's literally on the edge of her seat during the scene with Sebastian.
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>>9834901
>pony carries it side ways in their teeth
>gets stuck in doors
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>>9834887
>equestria-proof
>transparent face screen

That won't work, you'd still be able to see all the pretty ponies and be compelled to cuddle them all.
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>>9834421
maybe celestia is kind of a bitch

i mean she did throw starswirl's unfinished spell at her knowing she'd cast it and fuck up ponyville

even if she did also know twilight would fix it too
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>odds
go to macdonalds for dinner
>evens
clean up that gigantic pile of dirty dirty dishes and cook something.
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>>9834825
> Chistery likes things that taste like self-hatred
Unsurprising.
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>>9834950
WE COOKIN TONIGHT
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>>9834950

Well? What are you waiting for?

Hop to it and make yourself something nice!
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>>9834844
Dash would be a ton of fun to be around.
>tfw she's not real
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>>9834876
FUCKING A HORSE IS NOT A STUDY
I WANT TO SEE HARD NUMBERS
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>>9834950
Have fun cooking!
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>>9834943
You have to be creative to entertain yourself when you're a few thousand years old.
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>>9834825
I prefer getting about 8 shots worth of vodka into me via dr pepper and then sipping mead for the rest of the night.
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>>9834933
>implying cuddling will break the seals
u havin a giggle m8
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>>9834968
I've got some had numbers for you right here
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>>9834966
i would love to be her friend. hanging out would be a blast. i bet she would be fun to drink with.
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>>9834970
>inb4 lewd implications
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>>9834959
CHICKEN TONIGHT
CHICKEN TONIGHT
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>>9834675
"too big to fail" isn't real.
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>>9834970
We only know she's over 1000, but not how long.

Could be she's 1040.
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>>9834997
I wish I'd be able to fly with her.
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>>9834997
Don't get her too drunk
She gets hoovesy
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>>9834987
Reminds me of that "stealth slushy" recipe 4chan had floating around ages ago. Its implied application was pretty shitty, but it sounded delicious.
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>>9835004
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>>9834887
BREAKING BREAKING NEWS
MAGIC PROVEN TO BE THE CAUSE
NO PROTECTION AVAILABLE
ALL WORLD GOVERNMENTS MAKE PONIES HUMANITY'S NUMBER 1 ENEMY
WAR DECLARED
MORE AT 12
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>>9835004
Gee thanks croptool
for nothing
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>>9834966
She'd probably just think I was boring
Twilight too
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>>9834969
>>9834959
>>9834961
Fuck. Well i'm going to go make spaghetti.

Really.
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>>9835008
Twilight did a wing spell once before, it's doable.
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>>9834987
My nigga. I prefer adding vanilla vodka that's been living in the freezer to a glass of cold Mt. Dew. You do it right, it turns into slush. I call it a Chernobyl.
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>>9834992
It would cause needless damage to the suit
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>>9835022
>cropping that beautiful picture
fuck you
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>>9834821
[bass guitar intensifies]
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>>9835034
That was just the kids stuff.

Twilight can give you permanent wings, now. She's seen how it's done.
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>>9835005
Too glorious to fail, however... The British Empire did not fall from necessity. It was dismantled from within by little men with little minds.
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>>9835030
>too boring
>none of the ponies want to hang around with you
>that feel
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Would you drink with pony?
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>>9835011
>implying thats a problem
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>>9835025
ULTRA BRAKING MEGA NEWS
EVERYTHING PROVEN TO BE FALSE
CUDDLING PONIES LAW PASSED
NEW LAW STATES THAT WHENEVER A PONY IS SEEN YOU MUST HUG IT WITH NO PROTECTION
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>>9835011
>Dash gets all tipsy and hooves, mare handling you
>pressing her hooves all over your front and face
>ow ow ow this is actually kinda hurting oww
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>>9835056
YES
YES PLS
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>>9835035
I wonder if that works with Diet. Do you have a preference for full-labeled "Mountain Dew" or that "MTN DEW" they're hocking?
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>>9835066
Sure, I'd enjoy a nice mug of fresh apple cider with Applejack.
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Bluhbluhbluh.
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Would it be reasonable to believe that when mares in Equestria wear bows at the base of their tails in order to give it lift and expose more of their naughty bits, it's considered to be dressing slutty?
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>>9835034
Please, Twilight knows nothing about being doable
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>>9835066
I would totally introduce Twilight to whiskey. Dat complex flavor spectrum would be right up her alley.
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>>9834830
>Dash moved up to number two, yes.
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>>9835066
Yes, i would go drinking with Dash and AJ. `
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>>9835066
I would have tea with the yellow one!
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>>9835044
What a sh!t l0rd.

>this post
>spam
moot pls
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>>9835066
I'd want to drink with all of them, but if I had to choose
1.Dash
2.AJ
3.Rarity
4.Twilight
5.Pinkie Pie (Would probably act exactly the same)
6.Fluttershy (Would be boring and probably fall asleep)
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>>9835122
not that kind of drink you pansy
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>>9835066
I'd drink chocolate milk with Twilight Sparkle.
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>>9835030
>too boring

>walk up to cliff edge
>turn around and say to Dash, "think you can catch me?"
>fall over the edge
>hfw
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>>9835066
Yeah, but probably only AJ or Pinkie. The rest seem like they'd get weepy or philosophical when drunk, and those conversations go nowhere.
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>>9835096
As long as it's not one of their energy drink formulas. Works well with rootbeer too, I call that variant the Dirty Bomb.
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>>9835044
what's this
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>>9835056

Except it really isn't possible due to the apparent requirements of becoming an alicorn require someone to master a form of magic to such a huge degree that you embody it.
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"As one of our franchise brands, MY LITTLE PONY continued on its growth trajectory last year. With the support of global television, product innovation, inventive licensing, a new digital app game, online experiences and a strong retail execution, MY LITTLE PONY posted very robust, double-digit growth year-over-year. In 2013, the magical storytelling behind our global animation will focus on an all-new theme and we will unveil an entirely new intellectual property based on the brand."

We are so fucked
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>>9835133
Fuck that's annoying.
So very annoying.
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>>9835044
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>>9835151
Oh man, fuck that Kickstarter shit. That stuff is really just the worst. Zun tastes so much better.
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>>9835154
but cadance was a pegasus and she got to be an alicorn
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>>9835133
>>9835170

le ribbit detected.
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>>9835154
>implying Applejack has not mastered earth pony farming magic.
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>>9835152
You rarely get proof that people are newer than some but there you go.

It's the post that the mod made on /co/ in the mlpg thread telling us to move to the new /mlp/ board.
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>>9835133
That's a word exclusively used by SRS faggots
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>>9835172
Why does she have an octopus on her head
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>>9835183
what
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>>9835136
I think it depends on how Fluttershy is affected by the alcohol. She could either become really fun or like you said boring and just pass out
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>>9835183
Sorry that I've never used the word shit-lord before, shit-lord.
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>>9835179
>you have the uncanny power to disable ponies magic/strenght/flight with your right hand
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>>9835204
Maybe if i fed her Vodka Redbulls she would be more lively
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>>9835204
What alcohol?
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>>9835178

Yes, and that means having an ultimate understanding of some kind of magic can grant you the ability to conjure magic yourself, even when you couldn't before.
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>>9835179
What's so bad about hunting for meat?

Besides, I'm sure Fluttershy would understand at the very least.
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>>9835213
How does pony Eep with closed mouth?
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>>9835179
>I would have to hunt for meat in the woods

Why?
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>>9835163
woah, they are retiring FiM already?
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>>9835213
Well shit, that's pretty cute.
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>>9835174
I'd drink Monster sooner than I would Kickstart. It's such ass.

Hm, there's a thought. Monster + vanilla vodka?
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>>9835213
don't be silly, you wouldn't have powers like that
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>>9835179
But maybe you'd get tired of fish.
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>>9835223
That goat would freak out about it
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>>9835189
Well yeah, but it's not though.
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>>9835179
I really love steaks but I would give up meat to live in Equestria.

Besides, fish is still okay.
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>>9835179

They saw Iron Will as a monster, but they treated him with respect and courtesy.
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>>9835245
Some of that specialty tea stuff Monster knocked out is actually pretty good, especially the Russian Tea version. Might be worth looking into.
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>>9835247
Does Texanon ever miss his family that he left behind on Earth?
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>>9835233
They are so fucking dumb if it's true. Like holy shit.
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>>9835066
Oh jeez

>Drinking cold, stiff hard cider with Applejack and her family after a hard day of work, laughing and talking
>Bombing Kamakazies with Dash, she constantly goading you can calling you a light weight
>Experimenting with new drinks with Pinkie, letting her toss together random concoctions
>Tasting very fine wines and liquors with Rarity as some well to do function
>Introducing normally stright edge Twilight into some tasty, but mild after dinner drinks in her curiosity
>Fluttershy is a complete tea toaddler
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>>9835269
only pinkie and rarara did
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>>9835101

It'd probably have to be a certain kind of bow or a certain amount of lift.
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>tfw your favorite pony wrecks it
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>>9835247
But Tex, I hate fish.
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>>9835163
>entirely new intellectual property based on the brand."
>>9835233
No They aren't
>Spinoff
>Equestria Girls
Do you even keep up with the news?
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>>9835279
Well she does have a butt of steel.
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>>9835269
Wasn't that just Rarity saying it?
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>>9835279
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>>9835233
No, this is just their official preamble for EG
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Do griffons have mammaries?
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>>9835233
What
No
We're going even farther. The ride just got an expansion
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>>9835247
>ever getting tired of fresh sashimi all day every day
>pure, clean water with no mercury content and other pollutants
The Equestrian Sea is like a virgin maiden with her legs spread wide, waiting to be plundered, the bounty of her depths to be skewered on your harpoon.
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>>9835017
I remember that, it only had 3 ounces of rum or so in it.
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>>9835271
Probably worth looking into. Also, seriously, the key to making a proper Chernobyl is to keep everything cold as long as possible so the Mt. Dew turns to slush properly. A nice thick glass mug that's been in the freezer with the vodka is a godsend.
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>>9835284
>he magical storytelling behind our global animation will focus on an all-new theme
>focus on an all-new theme

Friendship is no longer the theme.
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>>9835305
YARG
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>>9835276

>the crowd ponies that attended his seminar don't count because herp derp derp
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>>9835284
so they're going to run two IPs based on the same brand simultaneously?
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>>9835295
Is it time?
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>>9835247
Oh god that wrist
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>>9835299
They can if you want them to
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>>9835310
No, ponies is no longer the theme. Its EG

>>9835316
That happens all the time
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>>9835318
What kind of time is that?
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Do you mean to tell me that you actually watch this show? Isn't it for little girls?
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>>9835283
What kind of man are you?
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>>9835318
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>>9835310
Once again
>Equestria Girls
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>>9835310
That's about EqG not FiM
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>>9835330
For ded ponoes
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>>9835276
>>9835289

You're proving my point still. If they accepted Iron Will (and Spike. durr), then they could do the same for a human as long as the human is not a threat.
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>>9835326
this is not gilda
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>>9835325
picking nits, hateanon?
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>>9835346
Nope
Got your Nose!
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>>9835346
fuck your belly
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>>9835272
his whole family dies in a pony accident
that's why he's so upset all the time
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>>9835364
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>>9835098
>tfw late reply
That's a nice Sunbutt, SB, but wouldn't you still see the edges of her buttmark?
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>>9835272

If he does, he doesn't show it.
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>>9835309
I gotta try this. I'll add a little absinthe and call it the French Nuclear Authority. Why NOT be culturally insensitive?
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>>9835362
Woah hands off the pony
You never know what she might do
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>>9835326

Eh. It's plush and fuckable, but that's not really the image I have of Gilda.
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>>9835318
Dooks
Have you Listened to Alex S.'s EP?
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>>9835387
> implying Tex ever registers emotion
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>>9835387
>he doesn't show it.

What would a pony have to do to get Tex to show some emotion?
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>>9835374
>all the time
>impllying
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>>9835389
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>>9835341
>>9835342
It's not talking about Equestria girls there, it mentions it afterwards.
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>>9835391
come on
one hug
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TASTE THE RAINBOW
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>>9835389
I just call my dr.pepper+vodka "what I drink when I get home from work every day before I do anything else".
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>>9835398
Alex S released a new EP?

Link, but I'm not to keen about his music.

Also are you the guy who's friends with Silva?
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>>9835401
>Twilight and Pinkie spend a day trying to understand why he can't show any emotion other than what appears to be scorn, then move on to trying to force his face to relax and smile.
>One day turns to two, days to a week, a whole month passes before they can even get the corners of his mouth to twitch.
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>>9835391
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Do you guys ever stop and think that you're kind of weird?
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>>9835406

Sometimes sheer overpowering cuteness can do it. Sometimes.
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>>9835447
no because i already recognize that fact.
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>>9835447
All the time.
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>>9835447
There's no time to stop!

There are ponies to talk about fucking!
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fluttershy is a very pastel pony
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>>9835447
Sure, but it by no means stops me
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>>9835465
THIS IS MIRAL VARKETING
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>>9835447
>Stopping
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>>9835447

No, because I have accepted it.
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>>9835423
She likes it.
She just has trouble expressing her true feelings.
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>>9835451
I wonder if when Tex dies, if they'll construct a statue of him or something since he was the only human.

>Here lies Tex
>He was okay
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>>9835443
> he's actually experiencing something like Bell's Palsy from the translocation
> Twilight wants to put him on a neuro-regenerative regimen
> Tex wants to pass, as it bubbles erratically and made that one rat explode
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>>9835447
I have.
And I'm okay with that.
I could do worse with my writing "skills."
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>>9835447
I do, but then I close my eyes and make-believe and I can be anywhere!
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>>9835440

Is it strange that I still think the "CHARIOTTO NO SHAINII RODDO!" scene is the cutest fucking thing ever?
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>>9835465
Holy hell Mew that's adorable.
I like the coloring, but why's it so white?
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>>9835465
I like it.
It's cute, and soft on the eyes.
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>>9835465
>upside down cross

proof Fluttershy is the antichrist
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>Lyra will never ask you to chew on her butt with your scary human teeth
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>>9835385
I rarely put cutie marks on sketches.

It's my personal point of laziness.
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>>9835407
>being fabulous is his weakness
THIS IS THE MOST STUPID WEAKNESS EVER
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>>9835447
Have fun having low self esteem
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>>9835501
You mean a St. Peter's Cross?
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>>9835465
Did you draw that? you should draw fluttershy more often/spoiler]

and did 4chan x die for anyone else?
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>>9835503
Boooo.
Finish it?
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>>9835482
>you will never listen to Rainbow Dash stumble over her words trying to find the right thing to say.
>she gets visibly flustered and stomps her hoof in annoyance
>"just shut up and hug me"
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>>9835502
reality is so cruel
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>>9835502
>You will never lick the smooth area where her anus should be
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>>9835502
>Bon Bon will never ask you pointedly why Lyra's cutie mark is covered in red bite marks the next morning.
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>>9835495
It's soft grunge, Anon.
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>>9835495
i hope it isn't too much so. basically this is pastel goth style, where everything is colorful yet desaturated and light.
>>9835513
i did indeed
i draw fluttershy pretty often, i think
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>>9835524
>>9835482
I like the idea of little pony getting on her hind legs to hug you and she comes up to about waist high.
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>>9835505
What kind of villain would ever think about dressing his enemy fabulous?
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>>9835532
Well it'd be kind of hard to do that without dragging your tongue over her anus.
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>>9835465
That's cute nigga.
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>>9835501

That's St. Peter's Cross, stupid. It's a symbol of modesty.
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>>9835524
>Flustered cuddly Dash
We better be going down this route tonight.
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>>9835483
>Tex
For some reason, I can't picture that stoic, emotionless guy even introducing himself. Seems like he'd just be "that tall thing who hangs out with everyone" to them.
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>>9835538
>foalcon
nope, not clicking that
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>>9835538
That's so terrible I laughed
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>>9835502
>not nibbling somewhere else
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>>9835451
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>>9835538
>https://derpibooru.org/293778
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>>9835447
I am always sort of half-aware of it
But every once in a while I catch myself and read what I'm about to post and think "Seriously? I'm honestly writing and posting this? What happened between three years ago an now?"

But then I realize I probably would have just been doing something just as weird, just not talking about it on the internet
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>>9835565
>Here lies that guy
>he was cool
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>>9835549
So when she grabs you she's hugging your upper thigh and her heads in your stomach?

I like that idea.

>>9835563
This too.
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>>9835428
god unf
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>>9835585

I would be alright with that epitaph.
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>There are also quite a few little quotes noting that MLP is essentially offsetting the negative growth of other brands in the girls category, including Littlest Pet Shop

hahaha
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>>9835585
>Generations later, ponies still know who it's referring to
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I'm going to go sleep with Twilight Sparkle now.

Good-night, MLPG.
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>>9835538

>Scroll down to comments
>first thing to stand out is Ecce Mono

Yep

That about sums it up.
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>>9835578
does Lyra know how to suck a dick
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>>9835549
Yes! This is excellent.

And I just realized I don't have any of that.
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>>9835447
Everyone I know says that. Basically I'm Pinkie with them.
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>>9835440
http://alexsmusic.bandcamp.com/album/life-as-we-know-it-ep My Favorite track is The Dive Game

No I'm not that guy. However I am looking into producing EDM myself. I have what I think are great concepts for remixes/music It's just a matter of learning how to produce,getting the tools and making it.
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>>9835612
I don't know how many times I've written that already, man.
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>>9835586
It's my favorite pony-human size relation and it's probably the most canon anyways.
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>>9835612
Only an angry purple uncircumcised human dick.
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>>9835613
>those hands
O-oh my~
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>>9835613
You know I don't either, and it seems so obvious.

well other than this>>9835482
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This is my favorite Texanon picture
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>>9835636
>uncircumcised

Why would that matter?
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Would you help your favorite pony get laid?
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>>9835484
> Bell's Palsy
No fun allowed.
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>>9835247

Left wrist needs some work.
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>>9835636
Why is that penis angry?
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>>9835633
I agree. Then again, the idea of them being any bigger or smaller makes writing anything about them more awkward, so of course I favor it.

Also it's just adorable as hell when they're half your height and doing their darned best to be like you in displaying their affection.
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>>9835657
Why does she need to lie down?
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>>9835657
i would fuck my favorite pony, is that the right answer?
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>>9835621
>Life as We Know It

FUCKING

FINALLY

It's been like a year and half.

I have heard his collab with Euro live before on a video, it's the only one I recognize, so let's roll.

Also it's nice to see more EDM fags around here! I think I'm stuck at the same place of you, I always sing around song ideas, but I can't bring myself to finish them.
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>>9835633
The perfect size.
It couldn't get any more perfect.
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>>9835655
I mean her talents are fairly narrow. You'd have to teach her from the start if your erections don't get purple or you're circumcised. And if you aren't human, well ...

Let's just say there's a reason she didn't have a prom date.
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>>9835549
It'd be even cuter if it was a second part to this.
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>not picking Akira
What's you're excuse? He's the fastest character AND he he crits so often that it makes no sense to not have him in your part.
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>>9835666
>Also it's just adorable as hell when they're half your height and doing their darned best to be like you in displaying their affection.
It's also great for situations where they're trying to be taken seriously.
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>>9835517
I dunno maybe. Been drawing freakpones today though and kinda wanna try a vehicle in two-point perspective god help me.
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>>9835407
That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.

>>9835660
Agreement.
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>>9835674
No, that doesn't count.
You need to help them fuck someone else.
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>>9835710
>mfw I have all your old work
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>>9835703
Well, then don't talk about it, do it.
Find reference of the vehicle you want to draw, and the go nuts.
Remember, the power... is yours.
Go planet.
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>>9835703
Feel like drawing some big boobies later?
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>>9835710
>That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.
>Texanon canon
hue
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>>9835710
>That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.

That's actually good to know, I didn't like the conflicting pictures when I thought they were the same dude.
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>>9835696
I always take ponies seriously.
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>>9835696
Of course.

How about if they demanded to be picked up, with you refusing until they're prancing in place and near begging?

Or for Dash, until she knocks you over and jumps on your stomach, laughing raucously and sticking her tongue out at you as she gets comfortable laying on you.
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>>9835740
Nah man....

I'm gonna invent one.
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>>9835741
I don't know if there's a way to make that picture any more disgusting.
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>>9835746
He can make "canon" whatever he wants. It's his "canon".
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>>9835764
She could have a penis
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>>9835767
I think anon was just laughing cause "Tex anon canon" is a funny word/concept
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>>9835761
All the better. Concept vehicles are fun, because they don't have to make sense, even if it's better that they do.
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>>9835740
That, and knowing is half the battle.
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>>9835739

Upload that shit son!
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>>9835772
He said disgusting, anon.
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>>9835757
My heart
Man I hope they like being carried
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>>9835767
I know? I just find the idea of "canon" for an Anon character that hangs out with fictional cartoon ponies somewhat amusing in its own right.
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>>9835741
This lamia guy's art is of wildly varying quality
Its sort of strange

I think I like him though
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Has there been any pony news in the past few days?
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>>9835696
>It's also great for situations where they're trying to be taken seriously.
Yes.
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>>9835808
Rainbow Dash got arrested for Drinking and Appling

Came out of left field
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>>9835806
Me too.
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>>9835794
I don't know if he still has all his art up on his tumblr or not.
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>>9835808
Lauren Faust shot up a pony convention.
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>>9835796
I feel the non Pegasi would enjoy it more, but when the Pegasi grow more attached to you they might let you carry them around. Reluctantly. Not telling you how much they enjoy the warmth of your arms and how the other ponies look at the two of you while you're holding her.
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>>9835799
>>9835780

I wonder if mewball canon is the same.
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>>9835806
Looking through his gallery, it's like he's two separate drawing entities.
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>>9835703
Oh don't cry musclepone
i'd like her more if she was this size, but thats just me.
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>>9835808
I guess every character on the roster wants to put Anon on supplements to enhance his semen output, but especially Flitter.

So that's news.
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>>9835842
I thought Mewball anon was sort of a self insert
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>>9835808
Synopsis for the next issues of the comic have come out.
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>>9835857
and Texanon isn't?
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>>9835837
I'm starting to really like this picture.
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>>9835814
>"I've killed people, you know."
>"Aren't you just the cutest little pony! What's your name?"
>off to the side, a batpony guard is barely containing her laughter.
>Between gasps of breath, she says his name is Cloud Skipper.
>Skippy grumps very determinedly while being cuddled.
>it's like a very upset cat that doesn't feel like scratching you.
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>>9835675
To be honest I like the Summer WIP version of the song more. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p3XiC31-DNs I like the energy it has more. But overall I think it's a solid album. The Dive Game being his best song

> I'm stuck at the same place of you, I always sing around song ideas, but I can't bring myself to finish them.

At least you have some of the tools,I'm still trying to think of a way of attaining a DAW
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2D Pony Metroidvania game where Twilight botches an experiment with an advanced teleportation spell, suddenly flinging her onto an unknown world. Even worse, the shock seems to have caused her to forget her spells.
In order to get back to Equestria, she must find all of the pages of her spellbook which has become scattered across the land, relearning her magical abilities to help her fend off enemies and traverse obstacles.
Maybe there'd be something else stumbling along pages and trying to use the magic for their own gain. I dunno.
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>>9835868
I guess, I thought he was more or less designed after that one guy from that anime.
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>>9835710
>That sketch is before "TexAnon" and I don't consider it to be the same person.

Would you ever redo that sketch? It's a 10/10 concept.
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>>9835875
>attaining a DAW
piracy, anon
piracy
then, once you go pro you use your money to buy it for reals
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>>9835831

I pretty sure he wipe out most of his old stuff.
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>>9835872
Haha
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>>9835842
i kinda just doodled him one time riding on celestia because i wanted to practice faces

and then a few weeks after that when i started liking lyra i drew him again and then didn't stop
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>>9835899
Aw shit, really?
Why would you do that, Tex.
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>>9835885

Great! When do you start work on it?
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>>9835892

Kameyama from Cromartie High?
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>>9835924
man I don't have that kinda talent. it'd be fucking awesome though.
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>>9835710
...So wait there are multiple Anon that look exactly the same in Ponyville?

Okay works for me
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>>9835926
I think so
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Two words: Rarity roguelike
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>>9835746
>>Texanon canon
>hue

I think he means more he was just drawing "dudes", and not specific characters.
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>>9835885
and at the ending screen she takes off her ponesuit helmet to reveal she is really a human
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pony just found a bunch of naked photos of you

pony has been masturbating to naked photos of you for the past three hours

why are there even naked photos of you
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>>9835621
Allright I did it, I kinda listened to all of them, my favorites are Life as We Know It and The Dve Game.

I might have said this some times before, but I seriously can't enjoy any of his songs because of the way he masters his songs, I don't know if it's either because the drums doesn't feel as prominent as they feel in other songs in the same genre, that infamous "laser" synth, I do have to admit, "Play" sounded really nice, compared to the mixing of other songs from that EP.

But when it comes to "brony producers", I'm more keen to Omnipony and Silva Hound.

http://soundcloud.com/omnipony/omnipony-drama-king-funk

>>9835875
You could pirate one.

If you feel bad by doing it, when you get enough revenue from your stuff, you can buy a legit license later!
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>>9835913

I like your anon's personality. Strangely enough, his and Tex anon's compliment each other due to how different they are in expressing emotion.
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>>9835975
>really a human
>male
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>>9835980
There aren't
Some one in ponyville must be a damn good fanartists
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>>9835958
>each pony has a TexAnon
>they are all identical in every way
>Rarity has the only one that's diferent and likes fashion
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>>9835980
I have no idea, but if pony wants more they should just ask
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>>9835980
I find that to be impossible, anon, since I have no naked photos of myself.
Nor have I ever.
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>>9835980
She took 'em, she should know.

Weirdo.
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>>9835913
>>9835982
I'd love to see more tex and mew anon interactions, maybe just hanging out and talking, if it's not too circlejerky. Well even then whatever.
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>>9835961
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>>9836003
Perv.
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>>9835447
>Do you guys ever stop and think that you're kind of weird?
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>>9835980
Maybe she took them, I've never taken a naked photo of myself. That's a weird thing for a pony to do.
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>>9835982
He's too much of a beta fgt for my liking.

I prefer stoic stoneface Texanon.
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>>9836019
Don't talk to me like that, Flitter, you're the one taking pictures while I'm changing or showering.
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>>9835995

I thought it was like all green face anons did in fact have their own faces, but they wore masks.
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>>9835447
>Do you guys ever stop and think that you're kind of weird?

I'm self aware of how weird I am. I just masturbated while reading a doujin about two demon girls double teaming a shota. I don't tell people all of my hobbies.
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>>9836043
Never liked the masks, to be honest.
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>>9835980
I can only imagine they're from that visit to the spa
Considering I wasn't even erect I wonder what she's masturbating to
Is it the triceps? Or those sexy sexy digits?
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>>9836029
The question is, did she take them so she could masturbate to them?br>Or was it for some other reason and she just couldn't resist?
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>>9836043
The way I kind of view that anon is that the question mark mask isn't literal, you're supposed to kind of put your projected self there.
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>>9835580

My favorite picture by Tex.
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>>9835995
Is it legal to keep a TexAnon in your house as a pet?
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YOU HAVE TEN SECONDS TO BE AS ___JJ___ AS YOU CAN
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>>9835990
>Some one in ponyville must be a damn good fanartists
It's one thing when it's for a cartoon or videogame or some designed character, but as far as ponies are concerned they're just regular folk, just normal everyday ponies.
Seeing all the porn of them would be surreal
It'd be like if you found thirty pages of weird porn fanart of yourself, paired with various people you know
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