Why is this pony so quick_?Barely-purple horse: >>9765555
twilight is a shit horse
I CLAIM THIS THREAD IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR
Previous Thread>>9765555[ Your MLP:FiM Link Board ]Version 7.6 3/28/13---------------------------------------------/co/ Thread Locator & Archive:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral Current General Active:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/go New generals need keywords inSubject or Comment field to bemarked properly. Keywords include:Hub, MLP, Pony, Ponies, main character names Please check locator before starting a new thread. Download links for episodes:All Seasons: http://tinyurl.com/mlps2guideAll Seasons: http://yayponies.eu FiMchan:http://fim.413chan.net MLP: FIM Wiki:http://mlp.wikia.com My Little Pony Flockdraw:http://py-bot.com/apps/flockmod.swfRoom: mlp FiM Blogs:http://mlponies.comhttp://derpyhooves.comhttp://equestriadaily.com Pony IRC:http://webchat.irchighway.net/Channels:#mylittlepony#mlp Who's who in MLPG:http://tinyurl.com/3tk3lax (by /сo/ςmѳиαцt рзtяѳ/v/) Events:http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/http://mlpgdraws.tumblr.com/http://mlpgn.blogspot.com/ Stream:http://ponykart.net/mlpg/index.php Drawfriend Stream Monitor:http://twilightlicio.us/streams Drawings Requests doc:http://tinyurl.com/7j8yge3 Art reference and tutorial:http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html More links:http://mlpfanart.wikia.com/External_linkshttp://steamcommunity.com/groups/mlpgeneral Archiver System by Archive!noTe.poNY.
>>9769084>Marker pony viciously attacks innocent bystander
>>9769099get out of my turf
>>9769084why is she so adorable, /co/?
which horse has foot odor problems
>"Hahaha, boop!"This plugin makes me so happy
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>>9769066Pinkie Pie creates Pinkies by budding!
>>9769119Human Twilight has smelly feet
>>9769085No need to be so mad.
>>9769084>IN THE NAME OF THE EMPERORFuck you, we're chaos now
holyshitthis guyhe made plushie of it
>>9769144>she refuses to take her shoes off at anyone's house
>>9769149No anon we bug now
>>9769138You mean Pinkie Pie produces more Pinkie Pies by spreading her pink pussy and pushing them out into the pool?
>>9769149cutie mark crusader heretics YAY!
>>9769172Would you lick them sexually?
>>9769119none.because hooves aren't feet
>>9769171Now that guy just need to buy that AJ doll to complete it.
>>9769186Are they hooves?
>>9769186No, I'm not into dirty feet that's disgusting.
>>9769056holy shit that pony is fucking quick as shit!!!!!!
>tfw someone draws porn of subjects you like but you can't get over how weird they draw faces
>>9769196Do you want them to be?
>>9769176http://i.imgur.com/Q5zFNen.jpgshe's very pink on the inside
>>9769186Why would you lick them at all? That's gross.
>>9769186I'd be too ashamed to admit I like it
>>9769171I WANT IT
>>9769219Oh goshthat's way too cute.
>>9769205DO IT YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHITEND MY SUFFERING
>>9769184http://murkeli.kapsi.fi/userscripts/boop.user.jsPlays a sound effect whenever the marker is posted, and also once the thread reaches 250 images.
>>9769211I wish my fetishes were less socially unacceptable
>>9769219>>9769205She's evil. EVIL. SHE SUCKED THOSE CORGIS. SHE SUCKED THEM ALL.
your favorite pony is tired
>>9769223But, Anon, I don't mind it. As long as it's with you~
>>9769205How would she bob up and down on your shaft with those sharp teeth?
>>9769205>>9769260>Apple will never be emotionally stable enough to contribute regularly
>>9769269Simple.She makes your dick hard enough.
>>9769265then pony should sleep
>>9769233why should I add that? That's silly.>>9769247jesus will you stop that we know WE KNOW WE KNOW THAT THAT GIRL MADE YOU SNIFF HER DIRTY SOCKS NOW WILL YOU PLEASE SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT,GOD.
>>9769265She should come to bed. With me.
>>9769265well no shit
>>9769296You aren't allowed to sleep with my wife.
>>9769300Is he starving?
>>9769313"my" wifeShe's the town bycicle, you know.
>>9769313I knew you would show up.
>>9769313But, Anon, don't you know that everyone who waifus a pone has a unique copy complete with a unique Equestria to go with it, if they want?
>>9769285>anon will never have a consistent skill levelcome on anon, one pic is great and the next is shit, whats wrong with you
>>9769323isn't that pinkie though
>>9769335it was fluttershy
>>9769313>>9769326my dad works for Hasbro so I was officially married to Twilight before the show even came out
>>9769285>Tess will never be physically alive enough to contribute regularly
>>9769323>you will never be the town bicycle>you will never be the slutty mare
>>9769335>>9769341this town has many bicycles
>>9769350>wanting to be a slutI'm fine having a dick,thank you.
>>9769295When the thread is mark, you hear her boop!The real story is someone use a fake marker image that is almost the same as the real marker a while back. It became a problem when these threads were not mark. The script help the marker mover by tell him or her if the thread has been marked or not.I use it because its cute.
>>9769344My dad gave birth to Lauren Faust and she betrothed me to Twilight before My Little Pony was invented
>>9769265She doesn't look all that tired to me.
>>9769350>you will never be the pretty mare in a pretty dress
>>9769363>implying you can't have both
>>9769354You can never have enough bicycles!
>>9769296>>9769313What if Twilight winked at you?
>>9769380I'd wink back.
>>9769354bicycles you say
>>9769346Is death/life a spectrum, on which there are many points, or is it an on/off switch?
>>9769350You will never get spitroasted by stallions during heat
>>9769056A combination of magic-I-don't-have-to-explain-shit and plot armor. Also wings are just overkill.Twilight does what she pleases. Her only limits are the ones she creates.
>>9769376I'm not a sub.
>>9769367She's exhausted, only thing keeping her going is knowing the weekend is tomorrow
Hello, Pinkie Pie!
>>9769389That's the correct way to start
>>9769311He's almost back
>>9769405Does Applejohn take weekends off, or does she just keep right on going?
>>9769380I'd eitherA) drop my spaghetti all over the place and explode into happinessB) Go over there and talk to her flirt and then get a date.C) wonder where twilight came from since I am a human and she is a fictional pony.
I love having a dick, why would you want to be a girl
>>9769426Fluttershy is a very blinky pony.
>>9769410No, I used to be a sub. And did horrible things. Then I understood that it made me feel terrible, manned up at the age of 19 and now I'm a god.
>>9769420give her what she wants
>>9769422>not wanting to be a cute trap
>>9769422You can keep you dick and still be a girl if you feel that's what's inside you.
>>9769418She keeps working, but she can drink at night
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=HvD5MVnoyEQ#t=19s>turned on by thisWhat have you done to me mulpuger?
>>9769448do you really ahve that low self esteem to want to be treated as a woman? I am sorry for you.
>>9769446>Jack will never come back
>>9769412Shame. I really enjoyed that month without his whining and attention whoring.
So. Any good porn lately?
Why aren't you coloring?
>>9769458also very beautiful
>>9769448I prefer to be the one doing the degrading, so I can make them feel just as bad as I do
Guys, what do you do when another pony begins to take over your favorite pony's spot and she's not even one of the main characters?
>>9769476WE HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE ISLAND, KATE
>>9769517Become a brony.
>>9769489I know. The worst it is that he'll be some kind of martyr now.
>>9769507Because I havent even started with the sketch
>>9769507Because this is what happens when I do.
>>9769507I'm about to, young Dr. Wily.
>>9769507I am but its pretty hard using a mouse
>>9769465That was pretty entertaining
>>9769526He's in the larval stages of turning into another Apple.
>>9769545It's completely vapid crap. I just think the girl trying to hold in her toots was cute and sexy.
>>9769566oh Mlpg I have to toot superbad!
>the (You) works for crosslinks tooNoice.
>>9769552Apple just came and went, and never dragged public displays of affection between his friends here.
>>9769612Now clean it up, you don't need all that unnecessary movement in the background.
>>9769612I WOULD CUM IN HER EYES
>>9769677CUM IN HER EYES
>>9769689Is she coming or going?
>>9769677W-what is Dash doing there?
>>9769129Hah Hah HahBoop.
>>9769697Probably going if it's attempting to replicate the original scene.
>>9769699I'm not sure what you mean
>>9769605What would you name this subspecies of this new asshole artist?How about "Artifex Malosarcus Circlejerkensis Kraustimus"?
>>9769719Look at her eating that sandwichlike she fucking owns the place
>>9769056>worstpone threadughdo we have to
8 out of 10 anons say they enjoy being booped
le boop faec
>>9769764I know I do
Can we post some Anon/pone interactions?
>>9769726Isn't that the species which lives in symbiosis with Artifex homosexis closetus Sbuhicus?
>>97697648 out of 10 anons are sick freaks.
>>97697648 out of 10 anons agree that 2 out of 10 anons are a grumpy gus.
>>9769633Cleaner? Uh, okay. I think I got it.
>>9769770you mean the way cartoonlion does them or normal ones?
>>9769785>booping back and forth forever
>>9769726>>9769771That's rather harsh.
>>9769781I'd have sworn it was tenouttaten.
>>9769785>marker becomes mega mare>she uses boop buster
>>9769764but booping is a sexual orientation anon why are you discriminating against it
>>9769802>Scootaloo sits on a branch.png
>>9769802thats my fetish
Why would you make a button labeled DO NOT PRESS
>>9769840You don't make a button that's "DO NOT PRESS", you label an existing button.
>>9769840what does this button do
You and 4thbestpone change lives and bodies for a week. She's here, in your body; you're in Horsetown, in hers.What do you do for that week?How fucked is your regular life by the time you get back to it?
>>9769806permanent foreverial booping always, full ponedup and booping foreverially, like a robot permanent booping foreverial and loving it
>>9769770I actually don't have much of this.
>>9769865best cartoon ever pls stay
>>9769809>expecting shitposters hateanons not to be assholes
>>9769847I fucking love these wobbly gif edits
>>9769876Why would she be so angry about mint?Is it that she wasn't invited?
>>9769873"I have become boop the booper of worlds"-J. Robert Oppenheimer
>>9769876then do more of it
>>9769878>M-MUH PRECIOUS CONTRIBUTORS
>>9769877BUT THAT'S NOT uh... Oh.
>>9769870fly around, help with the weather, eat, take naps, lez out with Fluttershyshe'd probably wreck my house and piss off a lot of my friends, so there would be damage control waiting for me.
>>9769890-J. Robert Boopenheimer
>>9769905>muh epik trolllz
>>9769905>le contributers fas
>>9769905>tfw being nice is too hard
>>9769890It's "Booop,destroyer of worlds." And it's boopenheimer.
>>9769913>lezFuck you stop being lesbian
>>9769878Not really. I didn't approve of either of their behaviours in the past. As long as they behave., why not.
This is what MLPG supports.
So, /co/, now that Season 7's over, whose coronation did you like best?
Name one pony better than this one.You can't.
I came, I saw, I booped
>>9769870Take Twilight hostage and force Celestia to make it permanent.>How fucked is your regular life by the time you get back to it?I have enough food for a week in my fridge, so probably not at all.
>>9769970Derpy's better than that pony, because she has crossed eyes.
>>9769965That's crazy scary, when you think about it.
>>9769967Rarity's. If you say you didn't love those dresses, you're lying.
>>9769971>I saw, I booped, I cameftfy
Give Me Boop or give me death
>>9769956>As long as they behave., why not>behave>Kraut, AppleMY SIDES
Blood, sweat and boops.
Boopedy boop boop
There will be boop.
>>9769989I thought it was kind of tacky that they just reworked the dresses from Fluttershy's.
>>9769890I am become Christopher, destroyer of batting averages
I'll be boop.
Ich bin ein Boop.
Booping the boop.
>>9770019>>9770018>>9770008>>9770006I see where this is going and I don't like it.
>>9770019stop being a boopkopf
I have become Boop, destroyer of boop!
Et tu, Marker?
>>9770027>no boop allowed
Anything that looks off or anything, before I color it?
>>9769984She hates all boys, and loves big men.
Fortune favors the boop
A Good Day to Die Hard
we shall boop them on the beaches,we shall boop them on the landing grounds,we shall boop them in the fields and in the streets,we shall boop them in the hills;
"Any friendship whose purpose is not the intention to boop is senseless and useless." -Markerita Boopita
>>9770046Somebody is eventually going to start complaining about booping telling everyone to fuck off to ponychan with their /b/ lolrandumb shit and since this person is likely to be very autistic regardless of purpose, he's going to keep doing it for a long time.
What are you going to do, boop me?-Anon, shortly before being booped
>>9770048She looks kind of like she's leaning, but colors/shadows will probably fix that up good.Nice pones, keep going.
>>9769999Blood, sweat and toots.
>>9770048Where's her other forehoof?
This thread is going to places.
I am not a boop
New 4chan x can't count for shit.
Come on punk, boop my day!
Not through greentexts and show discussions will the great questions of the thread be decided, but by iron and boop.- Otto von Bismarcker
>>9770100Wow. How did I miss that?Thanks.
One small boop for ponyone giant boop for ponykind
>>9770103is it going to carnivale?
Hey.I'll teach you what true boop is.Gimme your marker.BOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOPBOOP
"As a Celestian, I have no duty to allow myself to be booped, but I have the duty to be a booper for truth and justice."Markertia Boopita
Let's ly a bicylce made of boops into friendship
"Nobody expects the booping inquisition"
>>9770142There it is! Markerita-san's "10 Boops in a Second" shout!
Let's ride a bicycle made of boops into friendship.
>>9770143America's going somewhere.To shit.
so uhwhy all the shitposting
so uhwhy all the boopposting
>>9770190>>9770194Nobody's posting best princess, that's why.
>>9770187that brings me back
boop boopboop boop boop boop
>>9770190>>9770194Ironic Boopposting is still boopposting,anon.
To boop or not to boop.That is the question.
>>97702174pone 4boop leather belt?
"By the skillful and sustained use of booping, one can make a people see even MLPG as Equestria Daily or a fetish thread as paradise."Markerita Boopita
I fucking love Frank Zaboop. Have you heard his latest song, Cruising for Boops?
>>9770211What is a general? A miserable pile of boop!
So does she have a name?
>>9770234of course. She is "Pony I want to cum inside."
>>9770234"Cute Pony with Bad Voice Actress" or something close to that.I'll just call her Gala.
>>9770174Why does Marker Pony look much better without her main, well, "mane" style?
>try to practice human anatomy>it all looks wonky>draw pone out of frustrationHere, have some flutterhorse
>>9770234>>9770241Why do I love redheads so muchIs it connected to the fact my mother is a redhead?
>>9770241>sideburns>red hair>business suitYes, please.
>>9770232A-well-a, everybody's heard about the boopboop, boop, boop, b-boop's the wordA-well-a, boop, boop, boop, the boop is the wordA-well-a, boop, boop, boop, the boop is the wordA-well-a, boop, boop, boop, b-boop's the word
>>9770257That's the best kind of Fluttershy, non-existant.
>>9770257WHERE IS IT
>>97702570/10 I hate it
>>9770257Looking good, bro
>>977025710/10 its perfect
>>9770256It's the big lumpy bang helmet. Break that up into wavy strands and it looks a lot better.
>ME IN CHARGE OF NOT SHIFT CLICKING THE FILE BAR THING
>>9770248I liked her voice actor.
>>9770283That looks lewd. What is she doing?
>>9770257Man, fluttershy can really paly hide and seek. She's almost invisible.
>>9770283Hey, Fluttershy. You look like you've been exercising.
>>9770256Is that Rose marker pony?
>>9770283Man, Fluttershy's so hot.
>>9770287she wasn't bad, but she's a slut.
>>9770260>boop is the word>not boop is the scoopA-well-a, everybody's heard about the boopboop, boop, boop, b-boop is the scoopA-well-a, boop, boop, boop, boop is the scoopA-well-a, boop, boop, boop, the boop is the scoopA-well-a, boop, boop, boop is the scoopDon't you know, about the boop?Well errybody knows that the boop is the scoop
>>9770296Okay, that's cute.
>>9770283Hey, looks like she's been doing things with the humans you've drawn.
>>9770283You must draw more of this, I demand it.
>>9770283Why is she so sweaty? Does she need a shower?
>>9770283Why is she sweating so much?
>>9770305Nice to see that she is still popping in then. I'd boop that pony
>>9770304>scoopstep up sempai
>>9770320Both of them?
>>9770314>>9770317she wants the D
>>9770314Most likelyThese horses really need to get that Diaphoresis issue checked
>>9770337I don't get it
>>9770353some mexican nigger.
>>9770323That's r63 moot.
>>9770350play vidyo gaembuy hatget referencelel
>>9770350That's because you suck,son.
>>9770359>moot and snacks' lovechild
>>9770358so a black man born in mexico?
>>9770320She was having some fun with MLPG yesterday in the midst of its weekly ART REQUIRES TALENT thing.
>>9770377>weeklyReally? It seems more... Bi-weekly, or even tri-weekly.
>>9770394It's whenever ponebrone jumps in to shit on people again.
>>9770419That's odd, but I understand the reference.
>>9770419I have a shit ton more
>>9770433>I understand the reference.gif
>>9770256because her main mane style is bulbous and lumpyshe looks best with Renne's hair
>>9770442I like the braids.
>>9770437>www.honkhill.com>it's not an actual siteaw.
>>9770424>tfw browsing /ic/>tfw troll thread with the same argument
>>9770438>borderlands 2 gameplay.gif
Another long night of video games and masturbating.Life is terrible.
RAINBOW DASH JUST HIPCHECKED YOU
>>9770442Gloomy > Markerita
>>9770437PffhahahaHow many have you got?
>>9770476your life is. bioshock's infinite ending is weird.
>>9770482a whole folder
>>9770479Gloomy is a crystal pony.
>>9770424Wasn't Ponebrone banned a few months ago?
>>9770476Try cranking it to an episode of pone for a challenge. I almost guarantee you won't be able to climax.
>>9770437>www.honkhill.comHow long until anyone makes this real.
>>9770479I like the Gloomy pony.
>>9770500Been there, done that, got the postcard.
>>9770499I recognize his posting style. Unless it's someone impersonating him, I'm pretty sure it was him that was stirring the shit yesterday.
>>9770256>>9770442I mentioned it on kind of a slow night, but what would everyone think of a "mane styling competition" thing that we could do to pass the time?Maybe not change Marker's mane entirely, but at least give her another option.
>>9770479does Gloomy like to cuddle?
>>9770500I once masturbated to C-SPAN.I can masturbate to ponies.
>>9770523Do it. Maybe it could be a warm up for the Draw event.
>>9770523It's a fucking OC, draw her as you like.
>>9770525>asks if she likes to cuddle>posts her enjoying cuddles
>>9770525She'd probably want to just talk about how there's nothing to talk about.Then maybe she let you stick a finger or two in her.
>>9770522I think it's really hard and easy to get mistaken. I recognize this kind of sloppy posting for at least 3 namefags. When you take Anon into account...
>>9769233I just want to hear the boopHow am I supposed to hear it when its a huge string of characters
>>9770523>Marker with a bunch of alternate manestyles
>>9770518>got the postcardWas this pone on the front?
>>9770525Of course she does.>>9767133>>9770553No fuck you we're not doing that again
>>9770328Yeah>>9770377How so? Was she dropping some "talent is just the amount of effort you put in" bombs?
>>9770552it could be a changeling.you never know.
>>9770547I know. It's just that the braids are "her" and some people aren't fond of them.
>to C-SPANWait.. what? There is no wayThat is like 99% old men rambling into a microphone
>>9770553unfbut we're talking about cuddles right now
>>9770580I never said it was easy.
>>9770576Can Changelings mimic other ponies' size? 'Cause Gloomy's a big girl.
>>9770580>not hearing all the old men talking in George W. Bush Jr's voice>not almost instantly achieving climax
>>9770593It is not!
>>9770595Yes they can, it's canon.They changed into Rainbow Dash in the wedding episode and she's fat as fuck.
>>9770595so get a big changeling.I like big girls...
>>9770580the only times C-SPAN and jacking off should come together is when you record porn on tape, but make the first 10 minutes of it something C-SPAN so nobody would give a shit about the rest of the tape.
I LIKE BIG PONES AND I CANNOT LIE
>>9770616It really is.
HOLY SHIT WHEN DID MARKER PONE GET A CAPE?!
>>9770632>big, strong changeling girl who isn't Queen CheeselegsOh god...
>>9770553>you and Gloomy have nothing better to do than masturbate each other sometimes>it's not even a romantic thing, it just passes the time
>checking inbox on tumblr>message starts out "my favorite pony is Fluttershy"Into the trash it goes!
>>9770645Like, a year ago?
>>9770652T-that was me...
>>9770652If I had a tumblr I would instantly delete all messages that contain the name 'Fluttershy'And also Twist.Fuck that guy.
>>9770652>checking inbox on tumblr>its empty
>>9770570>she props her head up with one hoof, looking away with a bored expression>>over time it gets harder and harder for her to hold her poker-face as she bites her lower lip and struggles to appear uninterested>she rubs her cheek against the sheets and lets out a muffled moan>she looks at you out of the corner of her eye, trying to keep her face turned as far away from you as possible to hide her flushed cheeks>"That wasn't so bad...I guess..."
>>9770585>>9770647>>9770679Can't we just cuddle and read the comics? Maybe laugh at how bad the Dash one was?
>>9770690i love that blue horse
>>9770690If Penn and/or Teller ever become bronies, it is a sure sign that the planet Earth has failed in every way that it is possible to fail.As well as several ways that are essentially impossible.
>>9770713Oh jeez she's melting
Can anyone link me to some Gloomy reference pictures?
WHAT THE FUCK I DON'T UNDERSTAND BIOSHOCK INFINITE ENDING
>>9770713Wow, what a thick horn.
>>9770690shows what penn knows
>>9770717Sure! She'd probably be just as happy and excited as you are when something new comes out.
>>9770717Of course we can. But I can also diddle her clit while we do it.She enjoys it, I enjoy it, what's the harm?
>>9770652Not all Flutterfags are autists. Most of MLPG ones seems all right.
>>9770734The fact that you presume you are supposed to, shows that you haven't played it.
>>9770749most MLPG xfags are fine. except rarityfags fuck rarityfags
>>9770729oh gosh oh gosh
>>9770717Well, you can, but she's doing that with the other anon. I hope you're okay with that.
>>9770713Oh damn son, I love me some nice fetlocks.
>>9770724What if they just like the show because they think it's cute?
>>9770729This pic, >>9770479, >>9770525>>9767133
>>9770734What? You're now in the shoes of an alternate reality Booker who's wife never died. That's where Elizabeth put your ass because she wanted you to be happy.
>>9770724>read that as Pone and TellerOk, time for a break
>>9770762No, fuck you. Rarity is a great pony.Comic Fluttershy is best comic pone.
>>9770777It is a sure sign that the planet Earth has failed in every way that it is possible to fail.As well as several ways that are essentially impossible.
>>9770812but I never played that game. Can I bone elizabeth or it'd be incest?
>>9770734TL;DP these two went meddling in the workings of space and time and fucked everything up and made a universe where you're a really bad dude. So they went back in time before that happened, grabbed a younger version of you, removed and added a few memories, and sent you to kill you so that afterwards you could die before you became bad
>>9770784And this one >>9767099
>>9770831That doesn't even make sense.
if dubs, i will kill my brother
>>9770830i said nothing about Rarity, she is my second favorite pony.
>>9770842Technically incest, but you should bone her anyways. She's a hot bitch with a good AI and she almost never gets in your way.She sure had a lot of coins hidden up her snatch, though. Where the fuck did she find all that money?
>>9770646>acts like a big-sister figure to the younger changelings>knows what she wants and isn't afraid to take it
>>9770851whos the filly?
>>9770872quantum mechanics magic. The purse is always full and empty.
>>9770876Anon, pls.Do go on.
>>9770847oh that's nice. What does it have to do with bioshock?
>>9770886Sub Pone.Name's Junior
>>9770900>>9770898thank you glorious hivemind
>>9770851Not sure if I'm too keen on dinky Marker's mane. Style is okay, just the colors are a bit much.
So no more Nightmarity?
>>9770897>opening tears up inside her cunt>pulls out guns and weapons for you to use>DOESNT PULL OUT ANY LOCKPICKSI just hated backtracking to all the safes. Why couldn't she magic in some lockpicks so I didn't have to go back through those boring enemy infested areas a few times?
>>9770932the next comic isnt out for like a month anon
>>9770928So it's S.T.A.L.K.E.R. 5 and not bioshock 3. Good to know.
>>9770930Yeah, it should be purple and pink like Marker's.
>>9770909Columbia is an alternate universe version of Rapture. Every universe must contain certain constants, a city, a man and a girl. Or something.I would hate to accuse Bioshock Infinite of being confusing, because that would be a massive understatement.
>>9770940because the game would have been way shorter.
>>9770930She likes to change mane styles a lot. And also likes to play adventure and pretend a lot.
>>9770932Oooh. I just had a thought.Nightmare Cougar Rarity.
>>9770967I would play a game of pretend with Marker.
>>9770958But Biocock 1 had no girl.Or rather, a fuck ton of them
>>9770953Does everything have to be purple and pink?
>>9770958They just played the 2deep4u card to milk more money then? Oh boy I can't wait for bioshock 4, "we have no more ideas."
SOMEONE SAY FETLOCKS?!
>>9770909Through this accident they were responsible for the series of events that made Columbia and by some complicated reason, Rapture as well. Which becomes an explanation as to why a massive underwater city does not actually exist in the real world.>>9770958This is probably a better explanation
>>9770984are those bits of anthro tits?
>>9770944More than a month, actually, unless it releases early at a con again. #6 isn't out until the 23rd, and then #7 will be out next month after that.
>>9770995okay oaky soNow that they undid everything and he ded, does it mean that rapture and columbia don't exist anymore?
>>9770986I'm sure they're just going to keep going until they run out of PCP and MDMA.And shrooms and LSD and that drug from Dredd and that drug from Cowboy Bebop.
>>9770984Analogous colors tend to work really well
>>9770986>>9770958The plot was apparently re-writen in the last 6 months due to Irrational fucking around too much and 2K breathing down their necks.
>>9771017It means they never existed in the first place
>>9771027frankly I wouldn't have minded the game so much if they didn't call it bioshock 3 but something like Quantum 1.
>>9770907>she's being groomed to be Chrysalis' eventual successor>can be fierce and dominant like Chrysalis, but lacks her mother's cold-hearted sadism>has an especially soft side for her younger siblings, especially the hatchlings; she's good with kids>practices her villainous laughter in her spare time when she's alone>she's pretty awful at it>her sultry chuckle, on the other hand...well...
>>9771051Then how do we know about them?
>>9771035Yeah thatOh and also the Worcestershire sauce from that one episode of South Park that turns people into zombies.
>>9771051yeah that's what I said. Does that mean that I never spent a hundred and something bucks over the years for bioshock 1 &2 ? 'cause that would be great.
>>9770958a man, a lighthouse and a city
>>9771060It's a video game.
>>9771057oh well. What did she shove up her vagina?
can we please not talk about Bioshock Infinite spoilers? i havent beaten it yet and this isnt pony at all.
so is /s4s/ the only other place on 4chan you can post pony pictures?
>>9771076That's your answer to everything. If it was a good videogame they'd have fucked up with quantum space-time enough to fix it.
How would Dash react to the flying city of Columbia?
>>9771105Where's the whole thing,dear anon?
>>9771081Here's a spoilerIT'S NOT THAT GOOD AND MASSIVELY OVERHYPED
>>9771111>"Why would Earth Ponies build a city in the sky?"
>>9771111wonder and amazement
>>9771081I feel like saying everything to you and ruin the game. But I won't.SPOILER: THERE'S NUKES.
Would you go jogging with sunhorse?
>>9771125Irrational's face when shit story gives them reason to make DLC up the ass
>>9771142Who made this? I need to know for reasons.
>>9771142Mm, nah. Sorry Freud
>>9771111>"Fake Cloudsdale... looks pretty cool.">Flies to city>Killed by Songbird for being a foreigner
>>9771142I guess. But she's going to get overheated in that hoodie.And her long strides are going to completely trump me so I won't be able to keep up with her.
>>9771144what I don't like are her eyes. They're too big for her face.
>>9771142Celestia with a hoodie? I must control my boner.
>>9771178She's basically Belle from disney as an almost teen
>>9771164looks like jessy
How much would you pay for pone crazybones
>>9771181It's derpy! Humanized!
>>9771178I knew she felt too cartoony. There was something off about her from the first time I bumped into the chick. She still looks pretty, though.
>>9771142fuck yeah I wouldbut is she really going to wear that crown while she's jogging? that thing will fall right off
I don't care much about bioshock, but this dong is delightful.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CAA_zE5a3JQ
>>9771058I think I'm going to draw this.
>>9771142I would cuddle her afterwards when she's all exhausted and sweaty
>>9771223you could tell her to keep her eyes closed the whole time. Papaer bag wouldn't cut it ,she's got a nice face.
>>9770972Where's Snarky when you need him?
>>9771164Looks like mewball
>>9771225She knows.Won't you stop and pick it up for her?
>>9771232>this dong is delightfulI hope you did this on purpose
>>9771111Here's a better version of your picture
>>9771164I think it's Jalm.
>>9771232>dong>Thought you'd redirect to some kind of horsedick>clickWhy did you do this to me?
>>9771243>>9771243>cutie mark isnt an angry panda faceYA BLEW IT!
>>9771178>>9771223she was pretty cute, I liked her voice
>>9771164It's probably Tess
>>9771164Isn't that one of Noel's?
>>9771301Who the fuck is Tess? Some autist tripfag from steamchat?
>>9771164I'm pretty sure it's Goggles.
>>9771312>9771312>>9771301>>9771297>>9771281>>9771254>>9771250>>9771235>>9771222>>9771214>>9771201Goddamnit you guys. You know it's Oro's work.
>>9771164Nasse i believe
>>9771164>all dose responses>all dose drawfags
>>9771312>>9771301>>9771297>>9771281>>9771254>>9771235>>9771222>>9771201>>9771329YOU FUCKING PEOPLETHIS GUY >>9771214 HAS IT RIGHTGOD FUCKING DAMN
>>9771164>can't recognize LK's stuff
/co/ what do you think each pony's favorite disney movie is?I think twilight sparkle would like the iron giant, but rainbow dash would prefer road to el dorado, and fluttershy would really like cloudy with a chance of meatballs
>>9771354YOU IDIOT IT'S JJ'S DRAWING
>>9771258surebut am I going to have to do it every 5 yards?
>>9771360I wish someone would fly a dongcopter into Obama's mouth.
>>9771379I rewatched The Iron Giant and it was a lot less good than I remember it being
>>9771379But those movies aren't...hey
>>9771404It's been six months.Time to grow up and get over your failure.
>>9771372Why would Bonbon still be with the plushie when she has her own Loiro?>>9771379I think Pinkie Pie would like cloudy with a chance of meatballs more>That cartoony feeling>All the food>The jokes>The puns
>>9771404>not flying a dongcopter into berlusconi's mouth
>>9771404>he just stands there>It flies near his mouth>He sucks it>Millions of gay enthusiasts demand him have a third term
>>9771379>Iron Giant>DisneyThat was done by the Warner Bros, nig->read the rest of the postOh, in that case, I think Pinkie would love All Dogs Go to Heaven.
>>9771403Well, sure.That is, if you can even give it back to her in the first place.
>>9771436>being this defensive>over the worst president in historyI just want a flying dick to go into his mouth. Is that so much to ask?
>>9771467why is sunbutt so royal and better than luna?
>pone will never
holy shit its the hell that is the between period between morning threads and night threads. Evening threads
>>9771478Frankly, he's better than nixon and bush.Jr and Senior.
how to fix image counter?
I want /pol/ to leave
>>9771478>worst president in hstoryIt's hard to believe that you can't remember the last president, then again you'd have to be retarded to be a bush voter.
>>9771509Yeah, it's much better when we go to /pol/.
>>9771265>"Mmhmhmm~ It looks like my spider-web has caught itself a little fly~">she pops open the top two buttons on your shirt and brushes one perforated hoof against your bare chest>"And what brings this little fly to MY domain, hmm~?"
>>9771528>no unzipping fly puns
>>9771559>tfw twilight will never be wingless again
>>9771505Nixon wasn't too bad, beyond the fact he was fucking paranoid. Bush Sr just wanted Iraq's oil, so greed got the best of him. I consider Bush Jr and Obama to be on the same level of dumbfuckery with the exception that Obama is a better public speaker. He's a baby when it comes to handling Congress, though, which makes him just slightly shittier in my books./pol
>>9771559Gee, Twilight, how come your mom lets you have two timeperiods every day?
>>9771576Sargeant Sprinkles please leave.
>>9771592>Twilight has two periods every dayI bet she blows through pads like none other.
Man, I can't seem to get Gloomy's hair right.I'll improve the anatomy once I'm done with the hair, this is sorta what I'm planning to go for with itI re-drew her face like 5 times and it still looks a bit off
>>9771519>not watching the news for the last 4 years>ignoring Obama bribing Congress to pass his shitty Health Care Tax laws>ignoring the new Carbon Tax laws that keep getting thrown at Congress>ignoring the shitty National Defense Authorization Act passed under Obama's pen
>>9771528Oh gosh...We need more cute not necessarily explicit art of female changelings.>>9771241FUCKING DO IT!
>>9771626Ah, that's cute man! Maybe squish the cheek a little more to show the weight resting against the hoof?
>>9771626Her mane is basically an unkept and non braided version of Marker's mane.
>>9771626>her>Square muzzle, short hair, and no eyelashesWhat am I missing
>>9771642>not necessarily explicitIt's like you hate fun
IT'S APPLE! FUCKIN' APPLE!
>>9771685Hey, I like both.I think there should be more of both.
>>9771483Luna's a fine princess.Celestia's just had a millennium of practice over her, that's all.
>>9771696SOYLENT GREEN IS APPLES!
>>9771685what kind of reaction is that
>>9771753Would you let Applejack shine your apples her way?
>>9771793I'd let her suck on my apples, they need a spitshine
let us discuss cancer
>>9771828I think I'm going to buy bishock infinite.
>>9771828>implying there is anything inherently wrong with Twilycorn
>>9771828Okay. Can you believe there are people who don't like season 3?
>>9771850>implying there isn't
>>9771849>not buying Dark MoonDo you even good vidya?
>>9771850>destroying the dynamic of the show>"nothing inherently wrong">>>/bronyfaggotland/
>>9771569she hasn't made it to your pants yet
>>9771854Yes, because they make up a majority of the audience.
>>9771866what is wrong with it other than it destroys your headcanons?
>>9771828sagittarius >>>>>> cancerfacts
>>9771875I don't want those fangs anywhere near my dick
>>9771793>She sits you down for a 5 hour ball pumping session>Your nuts are the size of apples and taught in your sack>She spit-shines them as mutters something incomprehensible about apples>For 3 hours>She doesn't even fuck you
>>9771873it what way has it shown to destroy the dynamic of the show?
>>9771869what is dark moon?
>>9771885we already had this discussion hundreds of times. I am tired.
>>9771467I'd chase her all over townbut I'd probably never be able to catch her
>>9771915Luigi's Mansion 2.
>>9771873It definitely changed the way the show works, but we won't know for sure how much and whether it's good or bad until S4.
>>9771685That fucking gif. For the longest I thought that bell was a goddamn motorcycle and I don't even know how. Blew my mind a little when I saw it was a bell for the first time a month or two ago.
>>9771901Christ, and to think some people still defend him.
>>9771924why would I want that?
>>9771907>ball pumpingI'm OK with cock pumping, but putting your sack inside a vacuum tube just seems like a bad idea all around to me.
DEFEATED NOW, BITCH?
>>9771651>>9771653>>9771658How about now?
>>9771928>Before you left the guard ponies told you that if Celestia came back missing her royal accessories or if she was at all harmed, you'd be thrown in the dungeon and brutally tortured until you expire>Celestia is currently waving her ass at you as she gallops away at the full speed of an average horse, her crown at your shoes>You suddenly realize what you've gotten yourself into
>>9771951It probably isBut if you're patient it's pretty safe on the body modification scale So no, it's not safe
>>9771951It is.Don't let that crazy bitch near your junk.
>>9771901What kind of reaction is that?
>>9771971whatever happened to Hiatuspone? She was cute.
>>9771992she is being drawn more it seems
>>9771941>a bellI always thought of it as one of those cameras they use on the sidelines of football events and similar...
>>9771992She killed herself because the hiatus was taking too long.
>>9771904>"Well, this little fly certainly lacks imagination...">a sly grin comes to her face as she licks her lips with her long, prehensile tongue>"There are ways to accommodate such a...delicate creature~"
btwOne Punch man updatechapters 21,21b,21c and 22 translated
>>9771982she wouldn't do that. Only grimdark celestia would.
>>9772012>it hasn't even been two months yet
>>9772018>tfw no bughorse tonguejob
>>9771982well, it'd be some good fun and exerciseand I might even wear the crown myself for a bit
>>9772018shut up bugpones are disgusting.
NOW RAINBOW MY DEAR I CANNOT EXPRESS MY DELIGHT
>>9772024that's nothing new
>>9772042Woah there there, some people can see the appeal of a bit of disgust.
>>9772042You are objectively wrong.
>>9772070it's actually one of the worst ones
>>9771987>>9771986http://thickwall.co.uk/guide.htm>Use only water-based lubricants. DO NOT use petroleum based lubricants such as Vaseline which seal the skin. Pumping with such lubricants may cause blisters of lymphatic fluid or air from body tissue which will take time to heal, re-occur more easily and with greater frequency, and may become infected. that would be a wise decision to avoid it
>>9771971Much better actually
>>9772032It happens to the best of us...
>>9772086You're wrong but I accept your dissenting opinions
>>9772081You are objectively wrog saying that.
>>9772018I'd post that picture of Chrysalis with her mouth open and the long tongue if I had it
>>9772086you are wrong, but i also agree its not the best.
>>9772109>>9772113>MLPG - Telling you that your opinion is wrong
>>9772041And just what will you do when she casually trots up and comments, "Nice look. Maybe you'd like one of your own?"
>>9772129that's new. where si it from?
>>9772050SHES TRYING HARD TO DO WHAT SHE CAN
>>9772134Ask to be made prince, of course.
>>9772165CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>9772150>That's newI hate to break it to you, but...
>>9772175THE FIRE OF FRIENDSHIP LIVES IN OUR HEARTS
>>9772175I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU
>>9772042>"'Disgusting'?! How rude!">putting one hoof to her chest, she looks at you with faux indignation>"And I was hoping that I would get to have a little fun with this one...">her hoof rests under your chin, forcing your head up to gaze into her piercing sapphire eyes>"But perhaps mother dearest was right...and you truly are worth no more than the sustenance you can provide...">her slimy tongue brushes up your cheek>"Truly, a pity..."
>>9772193still, where is it from?
>tfw i cant stop listening to True True Friend
>>9772229>wanting to be reminded of that awful episode
>tfw it's warm enough to wear shorts againThey're so comfy.
>>9772096>mushroom head pumpspls
>>9772213I brush her cheek with a hand softly and then give her a right punch right in the face. The I try running away.
>>9772134"Thanks, but it looks much better on you."and I'd slip the crown back onto her head
>>9772238this nigga gets it
>>9772229A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A FRIEND IN NEEDA FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM SEE
>>9772249>betamax just flopped his opportunity to become a prince to compliment a goddessWhen will you learn?
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/612135why mlp doesnt have stuff like this?
>>9772274>wanting to rush things
>>9772262A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS A MARE IN HEATA TRUE TRUE FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP YOU BREED
>>9772245your limbs are restrainedyour only hope for escape is by means of your silver tongueor by death
>>9772213>>9772245Why is this so funny in my head
>>9772262YOU GOTTA SHAREYOU GOTTA CARECUZ YOU KNOW IT IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO
>>9772245That's no way to treat a lady
>>9772285>It's a parody becasue everybody fucks and they totally wouldn't do that normally.hehehe
>>9772286>implying she wouldn't like your attitude>implying she isn't tired of being treated as a goddess after all these millennia
>>9772274>what is playful bantering
>>9772241And easy to wear.
>>9772245Bad anonGo to the Whack-Anon Zone
>>9772285We probably do. You just have to find it.I still have no idea why that (The Modifyers) never became a full series.
>>9772308you like women abuse? you're sick man.
>>9772306Would she let me go if I agreed to let her do things with her tongue?
>>9772238the only thing bad about that episode is that it wasnt given the time it deserved to be great.
>>9772306I cockslap her until she bites my cock off. I don't go down without a fight.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DwytMQRosvAWhat the hell happen?
>>9772347Oh shit I forgot about this
so did that guy end up fucking that mare?
Alright, been a little bit since I put this up, but I was a little busy. Sorry!The rules: pick or roll for a panel, redraw the panel. Simple as shit! If you've done one already, feel free to take another, there's plenty to go around at the moment.If I missed yours, please lemme know and I'll add it right away!
>>977212911/10 it's shit-IGNI want to post it in my local paper.
>>9772362Progress so far.
>>9772362How do you do since there's no more archive?
>>9772347>it sucksEgoraptor is over.
Why am I still here?
>>9772347>brock enver opens his eyesgenius.
>>9772337>"Surely. You will go free.">with a coy smile, she reaches down and undoes the button to your pants>"...After~"
>>9772389because enormous pulsating horsecocks
>>9772388He... He could still recycle himself. Working on other shows. Like Axe Cop
>>9772381Hyper Index bruv.
>>9772347Maaan what is ego even doing anymore
>>9772389I've been asking myself the same question... Turns out I'm addicted, haha. Or just easily entertained.
>>9772399>>9772337how many times do I have to cum before I can go home
>>9772347My sides migrated to the outer Asteroid belt
>>9772347I don't know, it's...kinda good?
>>9772398But he does.
>>9772410I thought it stopped working too for a while.
>>9772389Oh, wait, I remember!I actually like these threads. That's why I'm still here.
>>9772437It stumbles occasionally but it's better than that dumb shit that you use.
>>9772347That end was complete shit. The animation was even worse.
What would you favorite pony think if she could read every thought you've ever had about her?
>>9772472That's a long time to be reading.
>>9772494HE BEEFED IT
>>9772472I just think she's cute. I've never jerked it to her.
>>9772456Hah! Explain why it is better.On mine, there's a search feature to search for my name and stroke my ego, as well as several other boards I browse which are archived too!Or used to be. I stopped using it completely after it stopped working.
>>9772472Probably be grossed/creeped out.
>>9772505I think that was supposed to be the pointBrock was so shocked that he spontaneously grew eyeballs inside his head.
>>9772428>xieril in charge of tasteThen again, that's why you're a dashfag
>>9772347I felt like I missed something...
>>9772507>Pony is mortified and disgusted with you life
>>9772427>a quiet "zzzzzzip~" echoes through the chamber as she unzips your pants, letting them slump down your hips and expose the tent you have pitched in your underwear>"Once I have had my fill~ I believe you'll find these terms agreeable...">nuzzling her cheek against the bulge in your boxers, she glances up at you with half-lidded eyes>"...No~?"
>>9772511Well for one it's working at the momentAnd also it doesn't have that tripfag masturbation feature you just mentioned.Better.
>>9772472She'd be dying of dehydratation and starvation before even getting a quarter of the way in.
>>9772507>she is thoroughly offended that you have never masturbated to thoughts of pounding her slick, winking horse vag
>>9772472What would you think if you could read every thought your favorite pony's ever had about you?
Did Tex draw those Rainbow hips?
>>9772528No you didn't miss anything.There was not a single joke in that entire video.
>>9772538Oh oh, sounds like someone isn't mentioned enough in the general!
>>9772533Le me cockslap her! Do not ignore my perfectly reasonable request!
>>9772565I have always been anon, I get mentioned all the time.
>>9772533>she keeps you hypnotized and right on the edge of climax for hours while you writhe and screw your face up at her every touch
>>9772589>hypnosisshe's not cheeselegs, anon.she doesn't need hypnosis to coax what she wants out of you.
>>9772607Looks like a armpit.
Why aren't you kissing a griffon?
>>9772619Come on bro I've got tiger blood
>>9772631do you have any idea how much awkward would it be to kiss a beak? It's unpractical.
>>9772631How would it even work?
>>9772631Because they aren't real.This is the only reason.
>>9772608I don't know, bugs are pretty disgusting and I don't like the sound of slimy tongues.
>>9772631I want to kiss pony
>>9772607>not the tsundere version
How come there aren't any red mares
>>9772362Dibs on F7
>>9772631What is it with that pony and getting crack shipped
>>9772666Most shades of it are pretty ugly
>>9772641>>9772644C'mon, don't be sissies.
>>9772655This nigga! This nigga gets it!
>>9772666>who is Red Ribbon>who is satan
>>9772661>you will never kiss a pony
>>9772661I bet Fluttershy is a good kisser.
>>9772678Bird tongues are wierd as fuck, plus beaks aren't malleable
>>9772691Satan isn't a mare
>>9772688>>9772655She knows how to hit all the sweet spots, it's in her nature.
>>9772716And how would you know?
>>9772714Now I'm curiousWho's the best kisser of the main 6? My bet's on Rarity
>>9772715I didn't know keanu reever played basketball.
>>9772716Yes she is.Checkmate, atheists.
>>9772543I didn't know she was that kind of mare.
>>9772715This early and you're already wanting some tongue? You're kind of kinky, ain'tcha?
>>9772736He doesn't, he watches it.
>>9772734she's also the best cocksucker, the two tend to complement each other
>>9772717No. A thousand times no. LOVE is different from pleaure or sexual attention, love is love. They feed off love. If they fed off sex they'd be FUCKING SWIMMING IN MILLIONS AND THEY WOULDN'T HAVE TROUBLE WITH FEEDING.
>>9772734But isn't best kisser kind of subjectiveI'd go with Dash, because she wouldn't know what she was doing and it would be cute