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Comfy edition

Old, uncomfortable thread >>9759339

How would you make your waifu comfortable mlpg?
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>>9762243
Farting uncontrollably
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>>9762243
I would give her a bath.
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>>9762243
Sit her on my dick.
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I'd cuddle with her all night long on quilts I've made tailored to her preferences after we've both taken a nice hot bath together and I've given her a hoof massage whilst she drank tea I made for her.
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>>9762243

But she already looks to be pretty comfy.

Puffy face is such an underrepresented face in pony expressions.
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>>9762243
>rape
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>rape
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This thread is feelin kinda slutty
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What if your little pony was actually a changeling queen the whole time!?
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I'd get a job
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>>9762299
sorry, that's me
you might want to open a window or something
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>>9762300
>This makes anon's dick harder
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>>9762300
I fell in love with her personality, not her appearance.
The sweet ass was just a bonus, but now she's got every sweet ass in equestria.
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>>9762299

speaking of slutty, now's probably too ded to mention it, but:

http://pastebin.com/s14MGqx8

Cougar Rarity 5 is up.
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>>9762275
That would be so nice.

Well, time to sleep in my empty, cold bed.
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>>9762325
link to previous cougaritys?
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>>9759339

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>"Anon, I guess you should know..."
>"I love getting nailed."
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>>9762340
>this nigga is still going at it
I'd admire your dedication if it weren't focused towards something so lame
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>>9762330
Same here, you ready to cuddle your pillow?
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>>9762330
Yeah... I know how you feel, anon.
>tfw no amount of cats can fill the hole in your heart that is your waifu not being with you.
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>>9762342

Yeah.

Pinkie would do quite well as a Cenobite
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>>9762355
I have never cuddled my pillow, actually.

I just...think myself to sleep.
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>>9762243
>not being this comfy at 5 in the morning
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>>9762332

>1: http://pastebin.com/AnDXmQCk
>2: http://pastebin.com/5FxJLP8Z
>3: http://pastebin.com/2tJCGtdB
>4: http://pastebin.com/2wLcd2Ti
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>>9762366
Why the fuck do you think I chose her?
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>>9762355
Have a nice little tune to put yourself to sleep.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5wQomXcQuQM
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>hope
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>>9762367
Do you think of pone?
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Does anyone have those pictures of the shopped pony recipes from the Hub that are just rearranged to say weird shit? Been awake for two days and I have the giggles.
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>>9762384
Oh hey. It's Snarky Bastard.

Have you not been posting on your blogspot? I thought you died or something.
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>you will never bathe pony
>you will never pick her up and scrub her.
>she will never sigh contentedly and go limp in your arms, not offering any resistance as you clean her
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>>9762384

Oh, and

Happy belated!
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>>9762414
>Big Macintosh will never pick you up by the scruff of your neck, drag you in to a basin and wash the hell out of you
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>>9762422

I don't have a scruff though.
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>>9762422
>getting washed by Big Mac

unf
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>>9762406
I think.
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>>9762422
He only does that with little Applebloom when she's off getting into trouble.
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>>9762412

yeah, just haven't been using the blog. mostly because i'm posting the C.R. stuff on Pastebin. been quite a while now. not dead, though.
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>>9762432
you do now

>>9762439
and when he's done you have to wash him
all of him
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>>9762451
Do you attempt to wash private parts? [Y/N]
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>>9762448
I'm glad you're not dead.
I've been a fan of you since you posted the kiss thing and the Fluttershy mega sweet thing on the /co/ generals.
Thank you for giving me boners.
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I aint gay but I would jerk Big Mac off
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>>9762414
terrible feel

why anon
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>>9762469
yes
with my mouth
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>>9762451

the only thing i want from Big Mac is for him to get a draft horse girlfriend who dwarfs him and who's too big to fit in the shot, so you never see anything of her above the shoulders

ideally if at first she starts doing all his work better than him and he gets pissed
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>>9762473

you're welcome. glad there's still some of the Old Guard left.
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>>9762476
I'd fuck all the stallions in the show in every possible way
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gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay
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>You clip a file clip to Gilda's scruff.
>Her face goes from confused to a thousand yard stare as the clip pinches her scruff, paralyzing her.
>You gently push her side causing her to roll over, curling into a semi fetal position.
>Her face never changing.
>The only thing you notice is her eyes, looking at you with worry.
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>>9762515
Remember anon, just because we'd play with pone dicks, doesn't mean we're gay.
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>>9762515
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>>9762528
LOL NEVER GETS OLD XD
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>>9762524
Go on...
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>>9762528
I don't know man
I'm starting to question that
I might let a human do stuff to me if he dressed me up first
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>>9762542
oh my fuck that's so cute
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fat pone
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>>9762542
>you will never have a skype video chat with your favorite pone with a shit connection
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>>9762553
gross
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Guess who just hit 8 inches
I know it's not pone but I'm happy
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>>9762553
How fat?
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>>9762546

>tfw you will never a Gilda violently
>tfw you will never by a Gilda violently
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>>9762574
Congrats, how do?
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>>9762554
Feels bad, man.

Maybe someday we'll have cross-dimensional skype?
M-maybe?
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>>9762551
>Not being the person that dresses up someone else
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>>9762576
any size
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>>9762586
I swear to god, if you make a move on my waifu, I am going to kick your ass.
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>>9762586
We'll all be dead/too old/ugly by then anyway.
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>>9762596
Well aren't you just adorable.

Now run along now, go play in traffic.
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>>9762576
>that artist
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>>9762587
what can I say, I'm not the type to take initiative
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>>9762596
>>9762586
>>9762598
>Implying we're not going to have photorealistic AI skype
>We'll all be having a long distance relationship with our waifus
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>>9762586
Maybe someday.
Waifu pone will have to learn how to use computers before then.
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>>9762601
There's a pone in there, right?
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>>9762604
I don't know which would be worse.

Pone not existing, or only being able to have a long distance relationship.
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>>9762576
>>9762601
>Lesang
If anyone were to give Ross a run for his money in the undesirability of both his fat drawings and his personality, it would be him

>captcha: arrogant odungw
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>>9762551

it feels good.
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>>9762585
>Buy a $15 dick strecher from Aliexpress
>Calibrate the springs using kitchen scales at 1200g (you'll rip your dick off if you actually follow the directions)
>Wrap with a bandage
>Wear for 30 hours a week
>Only wear it for up to 2 hours continuously though
I only spend about 4 minutes an hour adjusting it so it's not a huge amount of time

I gained .5" in 3 months doing this
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>>9762623
A lot of artists I've actually had an interest in turn out to be huge assholes with annoying idiots sucking their dick

It's rather annoying
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>>9762623
Lesang drew heart attack porn, I'd say he's more undesirable than Ross
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>>9762639
that sounds really painful and it doesn't give you any girth, right?
it's tempting but I think I'll pass
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>watch japanese dub
>that celestia's vocie

holyshit
I mean.. fuck
Both Nicole's voice for her and japanese one is like the ultimate bonergiving song. They are doing it on purpose aren't they
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>>9762653
If you're doing it right it's not at all
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>>9762656
A link to her speaking?
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>>9762639
>tfw you lack the desire for intimate relations and will never do crazy shit like this

Sucks being a broken human
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>>9762653
And no it doesn't give you any girth
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>>9762640
it's why I really don't try to talk to any of the drawfags
I don't want to be let down by them turning out to be a jerk
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>>9762661
>Not doing that and then whoring yourself out to subby fags
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>>9762664
>having a long pencil dick
That's not something I want to be remembered for

>>9762677
I have a good example for the jack off who did the lil miss Rarity tumblr thing but I feel like this isn't the place for it
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>>9762243
Take a bath in one of those hot caverns and brush her mane or something like that.
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>>9762656

>Celestia will never sing you to sleep while she magically jerks you off and stimulates your prostate
>"you can call me 'Momma Celestia' if you want~"
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>>9762682
Shit, meant to link for
>>9762670
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>>9762682
dude we all know that Jay is a doucher and an idiot
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>>9762696
I didn't pay attention to it
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>>9762687
>Momma
you're not even trying to hide it anymore
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>>9762670
You'd be surprised at how many artists are actually assholes, despite seeming nice before.
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>>9762656
> They are doing it on purpose aren't they
I'm pretty sure they do. There's no other way.

>>9762687
[Freuding intensifies]
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>>9762600

>paint it black opening riff

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3KokpxWsOM
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>>9762682
Well you can clamp for girth

But supposedly you're supposed to go for length first because girth makes length gains faster
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>>9762707
STOP BOOPING SO LOUD.
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>>9762712

>anymore

that would imply we ever tried to hide it.
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>>9762670
>tfw people dont talk to you because of that

>and also because you suck
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>>9762714
any of them here?
are there any nice once I can try talking to?
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>>9762718
*slower
I need more caffeine
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>>9762724
>we
Hey, speak for yourself, I don't want to bang my mom
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>>9762716
>no colours anymore I want them to turn black

Fucking emo!
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If you're at least 4-6 inches the size doesn't really matter.
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>>9762735
im nice
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>>9762740
But in this case wouldnt you be banging someone elses mom?

The tall, horsey, sunbooty mom
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>>9762744
Don't mind him. He's just the tiarawhy of dicks.
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>>9762744
Exactly.

Because no one wants to have sex with anyone so small.
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>>9762759
He makes money from it on YouTube?
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>>9762759
I-I don't get it
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>>9762744
>7 inches
Neat.

I never really gave a fuck either way anyways.
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>>9762770

Girls can't feel anymore than a few inches. It doesn't matter.
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>>9762714
God, I know.
>actually become decent friends with an artist I like
>they become a horrible cunt soon after
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>>9762744
I know
It's for my satisfaction mostly
And I'm gay so it kind of does matter a little

>>9762759
I don't think I can monetize my dick, Anon

>>9762766
Don't be mean


OK lets stop talking about dicks now
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>>9762770
No, he rubs it into everyone's face when nobody gives a shit and uses the General as his personal blog and a place to feel really really good about himself and impress some strangers on the internet.
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>>9762793
>ponyanon will never rub his horsedick in your face
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>>9762793
>he rubs it into everyone's face
unf
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>>9762755
Why is the only word that comes to your mind when you thing of a calm, loving partner "motherly"?
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>>9762790
What would you prefer we talk about?
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>>9762803
Because I would want such a woman to be the mother of my children.
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>>9762789
>become friends with an artist
>he's not a cunt
>he just stops talking to you for no apparent reason though after a while
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>>9762793
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>>9762803
partners can be motherly without being YOUR mother
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>>9762814
Smart man.
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>>9762803
>thing
I don't know how often I fucked of think and thing in the last few days... I'm pretty sure my brain is dying
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>>9762825
That anon is either a woman or a fag if he doesn't understand.
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>>9762816
>tfw artist
>tfw paranoid about having pissed someone off
>tfw avoiding talking to people so you can't piss them off in the first place
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>>9762814
Too bad they barely exist.
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>>9762843
Share?
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>>9762284
>>9762305
let me know if it works for you, I think the modpack is broken
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>tfw found qtbf thanks to you guys

I still can't believe it sometimes.
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>>9762850
Yeah, most of them are like Tara.

disgusting
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>>9762852
share what?
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>>9762861
homogay pls go
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>>9762816
>>9762843
>tfw artist
>tfw just generally quiet and short with words
>tfw everyone thinks you're unapproachable or don't like talking to them
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>>9762843
>tfw autist
>tfw paranoid about creeping people out/being weird
>tfw paranoia vindicated every single time I walk out of the house.
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>>9762863
Y-you said you were an artist right
Let me see what you've artisted
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>>9762843
>>9762870
skype?
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>>9762837

it works best if she's bigger than you.
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Which pone would make you wear a dick stretcher instead of suffering with a terrible love life?
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>>9762884
That's pretty much impossible for me, she'd need to be some kind of mutant
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>>9762867
Yeah alright, it's kinda late anyway. Enjoy your night, anon.
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>>9762889
Fuck yourself.
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>>9762879
no.
i haven't drawn anything for the general public lately
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>>9762889

guess.
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>>9762898
draw me some horseballs pls
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>>9762889
They'd all probably just break up with me first.

My small dick isn't my only problem, nor is it my worst.
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ruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruuruu
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>>9762898
Would you like me to do a little dance for you
I'll make cheese crumpets and little sandwiches
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>>9762909
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>>9762909
>drunk Rarity trying to say her name.gif
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>>9762861
Brae?
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>everyone thinks that your dick is the only way to please a chick
>nobody thinks of how fun it is to get them off any other number of ways
I don't care how she ends up there, but if she's twitching involuntarily and almost blacking out from how many orgasms she's had, I did my job
It's more fun getting her off anyway
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>>9762861

what? how?
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>>9762923
Nah, Brae had a bf before he found us
there's two dudes who ended up hooking up with each other and I have no idea how they met
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>>9762920
that's cute
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>>9762933
>It's more fun getting her off anyway
fuck yeah it is
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>>9762917
>100x144
Nah nigga.
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>>9762913
<

>>9762903
no.
honestly i don't know what i'm doing here because i tried to quit the ride, but in a fit of sleep deprivation i came here again
i guess the ride really never ends
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>>9762936
Oh, I remember Brae's bf hooked up with him using pone. I just guessed.
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>>9762933
Perhaps.

But you're still inadequate if you're anything less than 7'.
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>>9762944
You butt, you can't just say you're an artist and hog it all
I will find you and your poorly drawn r34
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>>9762955
Well yeah
If she's a pornstar or a size queen
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>>9762944
It never does. Even after quitting/swearing off this godawful place, i still end up here every couple weeks after one too many shots.
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>>9762881
We should probably include the skypeaccs for those who are okay with it in the whos who, most of them will never post them in here anyway because they are only asked for it when they complain and then they dont post it because they dont want to be associated with their whining
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>>9762963
>Not fucking a pornstar
What kind of beta faggot are you?
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>>9762971
go tell cosmo, I bet he'd do it
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>>9762971
How about just a pastebin?
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>>9762961
sorry, but i have my reasons
>I will find you and your poorly drawn r34
please don't remind me of it
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>>9762944
dammit sun
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>>9762984
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>>9762933
But what if you're a gay top

Everything is just a variation of suck, jack or stick cylinder in butt
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>>9762985
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>>9762991
>oh my god do I try
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>>9762985
Just own it, anon. At least yours isn't vore art of some oc that isn't even yours.
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>>9762983
That'd probably work, too.
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Which do you like better of the relationship between Celestia and Luna:
They are childish between each other.
Their thousands of years of experience makes their wisdom insurmountable so they function on a level that's uncompromisable to mortal minds.
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>>9762990
>sun
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>>9762985
Do it you wimp
Post your r34 for me to fap to in spite
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>>9762997
Then I guess you're out of luck there?
I don't know much about gay designations or whatever the fuck
All I know is that it's heaven when a chick is just putty in your hands at the end of everything
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>>9763006
The first one. The second one doesn't really sound to entertaining to a mortal mind
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>>9763015
Seconding this
I need something new and I don't really care if the artist thinks it's garbage or not
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>>9763006
>forgetting to paint the horn
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>>9763022
she's clearly not done yet
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>>9763006
>you said me
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>>9763015
>>9763021
people didn't like it when i first posted it and i was not satisfied with the results.
i still need to study more
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>>9763006
>Celestia's hair in a bun
>Luna's in a ponytail

HHNNNNNNMMMMGGGGGGG
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>>9763043
I don't care
Post it anyway, this song and dance is getting old
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>>9763049
Are you ball-gagged
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>>9763049
Alternate mane styles now?
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>>9763051
i can't do that not because i don't want to show you, but because of the effect it will have on me. i had a long break and need to relearn drawing, but i might do something once i get my mojo back and that might take a while.
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>>9763064
That pic is too adorable. It's a shame she'll most likely never finish it
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>>9763075
That's alright, I'm gonna forget about it in the next 20 minutes anyway
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>>9763043
you're killing me here
if that's how you're gonna be then I'm just going to bed bitter and unsatisfied
Just kidding! turns out there's a gay thread going on in /mlp/ so I'll use that instead.
Still, I hope you feel better about your art some day

Keep at it if it's something you enjoy!
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Why do you like chubby ponies so much, MLPG? Don't you want a superior skinny waifu?
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more spoiler
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>>9763088
good
because i'm already regretting saying stuff in public again
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>>9763100
KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>9763100
That looks absolutely horrifying. Why do people do that to themselves?
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>>9763107
image
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>>9763107
Because otherwise they won't be beautiful.
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>>9763100
what is it with you people and extremes
why can't pony just be a normal healthy weight
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>>9763100
That is disgusting
And I love hourglasses
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>>9763061
[Spoiler]I wished[/spoiler]
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>>9763104
But no one knows your name anon, don't worry
We'll just wank, fall asleep, and be none the wiser sleep being loosely used
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>>9763118
yeah, hourglasses only really work when you thicken the thick parts instead of thinning the thin part.
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>>9763123
#beef
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>>9763101
__
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>>9763011
What is this gif from originally?
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>>9763137
Game of Thrones.
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>>9763137
Lord of the rings
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>>9763113
But it looks like shit.
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>>9763127
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>>9763137
Bags of sand in the woods.
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>>9763144
You just have no taste
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>>9763127
i hope so
fuck, i can't stop replying
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>>9763154
there is a big red X on your browser
click it
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>>9763100
If it was a regularly curvy woman, sure.
But this is excessive... gosh.
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>>9763161
No there isn't

There's a tiny black x though
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>>9763161
>implying it's that easy
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>>9763154
You just can't resist my tits anon
Have I mentioned I love spoilers yet, because I really fucking love em
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>>9763149
If only Twilight, if only...
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>>9763169
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>>9763161
come on man, i managed to stay away from MLPG for almost a month and came back here because i had no sleep tonight and no classes for today
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>>9763182
>no classes for today
I miss school
what collage?
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Coltboners are bestboners.
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>>9763182
Is your style distinctive enough that we could call you out on it? If not, just post one of your pieces by now
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>>9763195
you disgust me
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p000000000000000awwafewfgaewawfa
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>>9763210
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>>9763149
>>9763175
>You'll never have an argument with Twily
>She'll never just stop in the middle of it
>And thrust herself upon you as hard as she can
>Trying her best to slide her tongue into your lips
>You'll never push her off and ask her what she thinks she's doing
>She'll never tell you that you're going to make up and fuck in a few days, might as well do it now. She doesn't even feel like it, but she will once you start playing along with the foreplay

>You'll never have an argument while her friends are over
>You'll never ask them to come back some other time
>You'll never dash straight to the bed as soon as they close the door
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>>9763215
That is actually really relaxing. Thanks, Anon.
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>>9763217
you're bad at this
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>>9763225
WELL FUCKING STOP BEING DED. I'M BORED AS SHIT
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>>9763209
It's true.
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>>9763228
DON'T YOU YELL AT PONKA YOU LITTLE TWAT
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this pony is a girl
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>>9763192
it has the same abbrevation as a pone episode

>>9763202
you managed to do that every single time whenever i tried ot be sneaky
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>>9763209
i know right

fillyboners are the only good boners
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>>9763217
>Twilight will never be the cute and pleasant librarian who goes from nice to terrifying when you forget to return a book now that she's a princess
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>>9763235
>Call of the Cutie
>College of the Cardinals
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>>9763235
>"Who is Kraut for ten thousand?"
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>>9763244
i didn't say i'll tell you
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>>9763250
a hint?
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>>9763234
she is lesbian
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So what are ou guys talking about?
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>>9763264
Spoilers
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Sorry about being AWOL the last two days, didn't want to stram with less than stellar internet. Continuing MLP:NiM.
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>Guess the contributor attention-whoring

Can we talk about our dicks again
Anything but this
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>>9763264
ur mum
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STOP SPOILERING
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>>9763264
oawefnawifewafwaef
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>>9763269
is it me?
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>>9763269
>Can we talk about our dicks again
no
let's talk about ponies
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>>9763272
no
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>>9763269
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>>9763267
>this is exactly what it looks like.png
Anal penetration?
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>>9763272
LYRA WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR HORN
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http://www.ign.com/articles/2013/04/11/the-nostalgic-insanity-of-far-cry-3-blood-dragon

holyshit
this si amazing
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>>9763285

She spoilered it.
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>>9763291
Where's the black censor bar then
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>>9763290
UP HIGH
DOWN LOW
TOO FUCKING SLOW
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>>9763285
don't worry, they grow back
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So, Anon, I heard y'all like apples.
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>>9763303
You heard wrong.
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>>9763290
Wait a minute.
This is an actual thing?
I thought it was an April Fools day joke.
Looks bretty gud.
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>>9763307
O-oh, my mistake, Sugarcube.
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Ded?
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>>9763351
>>9763354
it's the morning
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>>9763327
Well what kind of apples we talkin there Apple pone?
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>>9763359
No it isn't!

It's 8:51 PM
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>>9763351
>>9763354
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>>9763262
>tfw pony waifu is lesbian and not into you
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>>9763359
>implying it's not 12:51
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>>9763327
I WANT TO APPLE YOU

Wait who said that
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>>9763370
>not 14:53
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>>9763370
Middle Europe, what are you doing here. Shouldn't you be in school or at work?
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>>9763382
>not 25:61
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>>9763386
Still wont have sex with you
Er. What are you again
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>>9763386
pls do not post my fetish pls
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>>9763389
That's not a real time number anon
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>>9763386
Ew!

Green areolae?!
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Is quitting MLPG easier than quit smoking?

I am still smoking
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>>9763421
And you're still here
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>>9763399
Isn't it?
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>>9762909
RAN
RAN
RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
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If Derpy is pretty much brony pandering

why do people like her?
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>>9763431
>"Hey Sweetie Belle, come look at what I found!"
>"What is it? It better not- WHOOOOAH"
>"LET'S POKE IT WITH A STICK!"

I'm so fuckin tired
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>>9763446
Derpy belongs to everyone, Patrick.
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>>9763421
You don't just "quit" mlpg, you check out and take a break. I wasn't visiting since s3 end but recently I started to go here from time to time again. There's just no reason to sit here 24/7 during hiatus.
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>>9763446
Because it's pandering to US, silly.
By the way, she's a very ugly pone.
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>>9763449
Why does the middle one look like fluttershy?
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>>9763449
porn when
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>>9763449
I'd only cuddle Fluttershy and Twily

Anon is too girly
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>>9763452
those lifeless eyes...
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>>9763438
It is not.
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>>9763462
Because her design was apparently inspired by Fluttershy. At least one Anon claimed that someone from the staff said so
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>>9763467
>Fluffy
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http://i.imgur.com/IoRb7hC.jpg

translation pls
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>>9763462
Her design was inspired by her. Which also explains the other few mlp references in the short.

>>9763464
Use your google fu son
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>>9763468
>9763468

That's Numberwang!
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>>9763449
>tfw I don't care about cuddling
I'd rather be a magus and talk about magic and shit with them
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>>9763479
>Pinkie eating her own censor bars

heh, I like this nip.
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>>9763479
PFFFHAHA
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>>9763490
What about...cuddling the horse versions?
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>>9763479
HAHAHA
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>>9763482
I honestly have a feeling the comic is going to reference it now, like Gravity Falls.
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>>9763499
>tfw jailbait will never finish this pic
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Is LWA a pilot or is it already confirmed for a season?
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>>9763521
It's neither. It's a one shot.
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>>9763521
It's neither. Just a oneshot
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>>9763526
>>9763530
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>>9763526
>>9763530
har
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>>9763526
>>9763530
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>>9762943
>>9762917
Has someone drawn NMM and Nightmarerity as Scanty and best demon Kneesocks?
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>>9763302
>don't worry, they grow back

No, they don't
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>>9763559
>Kneesocks
>best demon
this fuckin guy
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If you could send one letter to one pony in Equestria, what would you write them?
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>>9763499
Not anymore, baby! To be fair, I've never been than fond of this cuddling thing.
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>>9763482
>Which also explains the other few mlp references in the short.

Explain! Illustrate! Do you have any graphs? But seriously what references
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>>9763627
To Twilight

UR A FAGET
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>>9763627
I'd send it to that barking pone in RIAW.
{spoiler]"We're coming, be ready."
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>>9763600
They do
It's kinda canon. At least canon that horns grow continually. They are like nails.
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>>9763627

Sup
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>>9763627
Dear Miss Rarity
You are cool. And best pony. And your sister is the cutest pony
Signed an admirer.
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>>9763627
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>>9763635
I was pondering for a second if I should include a ban for that content when I made the post
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>>9763625
small breasts + glasses + ponytail + "kneesocks" are god tier.
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>>9763627
Dear Princess Celestia,

Dat ass.

Sincerely,
Anon
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>>9763627
Dear Princess Celestia,

I'd like to visit Equestria one day, to learn about the magic of 'Friendship'.
That would be totally cool, I'd bring my pogs and seriously, I hope that wouldn't be too much of a bother. Plus I could even help with some chores.

Bye,

Anon.

P.S.: I don't have any friends.
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Sucy is so perfect

I think I'm in love
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>>9763696
She isn't real
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>>9763696
There is nothing special about her
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who all from MLPG has a table at Bronycon?
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>>9763708
Suuuuure.
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>compelled to write something hot by a cute pone picture
>write it in comment field
>about to post
>windows update closes everything by force and resets computer for its shitty fucking update
>lose everything
>try to write it again
>uninspired shit, can't recapture the purity of inspiration
>everything that comes out is shit

I just wanna die.
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>>9763711
>Bronycon

Are we still doing this thing?
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>>9763711

braeburned
lk
jessy
i think?
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>>9763712
Just another typical run of the mill anime character
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>>9763718
Didn't SB apply for one?
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>>9763685
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>>9763714
Don't worry, it's not your fault. Your Muse is probably just fucking with you.
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How would you cheer your favorite pone up?
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>>9763730
The D
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>>9763724
Would be worth it.

>Does he mean my butt?
>is something wrong with it?
>who is this Anon?
>how does he know about my butt

Then one night I'm visited by a curious princess.
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>>9763695
>going for the sympathy route
That would probably work
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>tfw you see people from here in other boards
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>>9763724
What I do is I look at porn pics until I find a blush style I like. Then I steal.
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>>9763725
My 'muse' is Diamond Tiara's vagina.
and the little fragment was REALLY GOOD
Fuck. I can't get ANYTHING done of it. The particulars were good and now they're shit.
It was really good! God damn!

I'm gonna go drink too much alcohol.
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>>9763740
Like me?
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>>9763740
Let me guess... /co/?
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>>9763714

There is no measure for such rage.
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>>9763740
>Like Nanaki bragging about his dick on /v/
>And calling himself handsome
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>>9763740
>tfw random pony thread on /v/ then you post Jerid
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>>9763740
>mfw I started noticing Boco everywhere
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>>9763751
what
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>>9763747
/a/, for example.

>>9763755
Yeah, he's been around 4chan for a long while.
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>>9763759
Yeah, now that I look back I remember him everywhere, I just passed him off everytime as some tripfag. Then the general came along and now I notice him everywhere.
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>>9763714
This wouldn't have happened to you if you used Linux

You never have to ever restart if you don't want to
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>>9763743
>>9763748
It happened quite a lot to me, with drawings. The solution I've found is to be really productive, and stop believing in an 'apex' in quality (i.e. I can always do better anyways, it's not like I'll ever stop getting better). Sure, it'll be a bit different, but it's not like you can do anything about it anyways.
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>>9763737
That's a pretty adorable thought, a thousands of years old godlike creature getting utterly confused about a statement about her butt
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>>9763737
>She's drunk
>ANON! WHAT'S WRONG WITH MY BUTT?
>She's slurring her sentences together
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>>9763772

It's not so much "It'll never get better than what I wrote" but more "I thought what I wrote was decent and now it's gone. Fuck everything."
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>>9763781
>on the way back from work
>phrasing that email I still have to write in my head
>"yeah, now I have the perfect version"
>arrive and sit down in front of the PC
>everything is gone
I fucking hate it sooo much
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>>9763781
I get the nuance, but I just stopped getting mad at these accidents, thanks to this state of mind.
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>>9763789
I've had that.
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>>9763780
>Its your butt Princess, you tell me?
>I'll have you know I put a lot of attention to my body and especially my butt! There is nothing wrong with it.
>You are absolutely right, Princess.
>But I-your letter-you...
>realization sets in
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>>9763740
>mfw I made a drawing on shrekchan once and it ended up in here
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>>9763789
>on the way back from work
>phrasing that email I still have to write in my head
>"yeah, now I have the perfect version"
>arrive and sit down in front of the PC
>realize it sounds stupid
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>>9763808
Is that...is that fucking Rainbow doll?
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>>9763770
Fuck off stallman no one cares

I guess I owe it to post the shitty replacement I cobbled together.

>You will never lovingly suck this beautiful filly's vagina,
>your tongue sliding through her folds as her manicured hooves clutch at your hair,
>suckling her delicious pussy as she half-heartedly insults your technique,
>before her complaints are subsumed in the cries and moans pleasure,
>and a wave of succulent juices slide down your throat.
>Your gentle licks agonize Diamond's over-stimulated folds,
>her thighs bucking into your mouth as you service her dutifully and insistently,
>but you do not go any further, despite her constant entreaties.
>One day a proud and handsome stallion will take this future mare as his wife,
>and you're just not selfish enough to spoil her for your own lust.
>Besides, a mouthful of her warm, succulent cum is more than you could've ever hoped for.
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>>9763813
Correct. Do you want more?
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>3.0.4 - 2013-04-11
>More minor fixes.
>3.0.3 - 2013-04-10
>Minor fixes.
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>>9763809
>>9763789

>not writing it in a notebook you carry with you wherever you go
>not dropping it into a pile of spaghetti
>not losing your work in the most humiliating way possible
>filthycasual.png
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>>9763823
If I'd carry a notebook whereever I go I'd never get any shit done anymore
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>>9763834
>Instead you get nothing done by wasting it on MLPG
>When you could be drawing
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>>9763559
>Has someone drawn NMM and Nightmarerity
oh god someone please draw NMM and NR having fun
yes, that kind of fun
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How do I into computer?
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>>9763865

>soos strapped in arcade machine.jpg
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>>9763846
Who says I'm not?

Well, I'm not, but I'm planning to start any second now
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>>9763848
Fun like TPing Celestia's castle? fun?
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>>9763875

He never did get that wench's number.
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>>9763879
>the next morning you hear someone knocking at your door
>you rub the sleep out of your eyes and open the door
>at first you see nothing but white, but then you realize and tip your head back
>she doesn't look very happy at all
>this will be a serious conversation
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>>9763889
>not even mare vagina
why is /mlp/ so shit?
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>>9763892
But I'm not NMM. Nor NIghtmare Rarity.
BUT OH GOD I'D LOVE TO BE THEIRS AND LET THEM DO WHATEVER THEY WANT TO ME
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The Mystery of Rainbow Dash's Vault
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>>9763905
>But I'm not NMM
I have never been so disappointed in all of my life
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>>9763900
That thing is older than /mlp/.
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>>9763402
Exotic-colored areolae can be really hot. Sometimes.
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10/10 stram, it was shit
IGN told me so
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>>9763386
jay pls go
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>>9763927
it was an hour ago he probably DID go
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>>9763914
Well...yeah....YOU TOO
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>>9763892
>at first you see nothing but white, but then you realize and tip your head back
> tip your head back
Are you a midget or something?
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>>9763925
You better finish that shit.
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>>9763905
They'd probably play cruel jokes on you but then get scared when you look hurt and immediately rush to take care of you. You are just a fragile human after all
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>>9763933
That's some weird filename.
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>>9763940
But that's hard to do
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>>9763925

I like were it's going. Finish it soon!
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>>9763950
NO PAIN NO GAIN
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>>9763933
I'm sorry Anon, I just hoped I had finally found her ;__;
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>Dibby
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>>9763938
She's a tall pony.
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>>9763957
>thinning your paints
full pleb
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>>9763963
She's not that tall. 1.93 meters isn't that much.
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>>9763971
I prefer short girls
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>>9763971
>celestia is smaller than me
I don't know how to feel about that

I'd probably make way to many jokes about a sun goddess being smaller than me
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>>9763963
since the ponies are like 3 foot, it's not much of a accomplishment.
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>>9763987
NO WHAT ARE YOU DOING
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>ZnT's author died of cancer

Dang
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D
V
N
O

Four capital letters
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SPAI-DUH-MAN
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>>9763988
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>>9764018
Did you just discover GIMP or something?
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EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAI
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>>9763997
PRINTED IN GOLD
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Ohayou gozaimasu.
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>>9764020

Paint.Net.
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Lets talk about best pony.
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>>9764029
That's fun.
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Why aren't you working on the villain poster collab?

Seriously, you're such a bore.
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>>9764037
Because it was fun the first time.
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>>9764030
Dash sure does like best pony
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>>9764037
Well, post it then!
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>>9764039
She certainly does
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>>9764030
u wot m8
u must be blind son this is best pony
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>>9764030
Okay
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>>9763992
Zn what now?
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>>9764039
agreed.
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>>9764063
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>>9764045
I want to force my face onto her soft under belly and motorboat it.
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>>9764030
Well I'm really exited for her Microseries and she'll be getting a lot of episodes this season and I hope one of them is with Twilight and another with Pinkie
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>>9764037
I already did more than enough tiles.
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Would you giver her the waffle MLPG?

I would
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>>9763992
Wow, he was fucking young too.
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>>9764079
Whoa there, too much info man.
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>>9764082
Anon pls
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>>9764082
God dammit
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>>9764065
Still not him
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Well it's secret.
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ASTRONOMER = MOON STARER,

DESPERATION = A ROPE ENDS IT,

THE EYES = THEY SEE,

THE MORSE CODE = HERE COME DOTS,

DORMITORY = DIRTY ROOM,

SLOT MACHINES = CASH LOST IN ME,

ELECTION RESULTS = LIES - LET’S RECOUNT,

SNOOZE ALARMS = ALAS! NO MORE Z’S,

THE EARTHQUAKES = THAT QUEER SHAKE,

ELEVEN PLUS TWO = TWELVE PLUS ONE,

MOTHER-IN-LAW = WOMAN HITLER.
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>>9764096
Pony should bump rump with pony
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>>9764096
>intertwining tails

2lewd and 2cute
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>>9764115
Ponies must enjoy double dildos often.
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>>9764115
True true
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Take the survey, Mulpug!

http://www.buildabearsurveys.com/se.ashx?s=205BC5DA1E08CEB6
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I don't even remember the last time I visited /mlp/ outside of MLPG. Probably the last time I made one of these threads, but I don't think that really counts. Not that I have some grudge against /mlp/ or anything or view it as "the piss", there's just generally never anything I'm interested in. Too many threads that are either very meta, dumps of specific characters, or reoccurring roleplay/fan fiction/fetish themed ones.
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>>9764125
>you will never slide up against a thick veiny horse dildo along with your favorite pony,
>hilting it deep into your ass as it simultaneously spears her pussy
>your prostate and her g-spot basking in the heavenly stimulation of wonderful, glorious cock

You're right, that is a shame.
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>>9763751
The fuck are you talking about?
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>Google Play Music streaming is available in Australia
>Have my entire collection available online
>I can have it copied to my device wherever I am
I-is this the future?
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>9764161
>liking women
>liking cocks
This website I swear
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>>9764183
Kids these days, they don't know
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>>9764161
>You'll never get one of those long, soft dildos
>You'll never have have her sit on your lap
>You'll never slide it into both of your asses
>You'll never lift her onto your cock
>You'll never DP her, sort of
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>>9764141
>"How old are you?"
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>>9763100
Oh boy. I do love me a necromorph.
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>>9764187
This generation.
They don't know.
They don't know.
Kids these days.
Kids these days.
This generation.
They don't know.
They missed out.
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>>9764183
>not being BESTsexual
>2013
God gave you a prostate and a penis sonny
Learn to love 'em
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>>9764203
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>>9764251
D-don't look at me like that...
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>>9764222
Remember Bobby's World?
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holyshit
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>>9764258
That's horrible.
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Oh my goodness.
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>>9764281
they know
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>>9764258
>every female sexualization is typical mewling submissive male power fantasy

Fuck. That.
Chrysalis is an evil, hypnotizing, molesting, insidious domme.
If you want to draw/write about a dude fucking her,
at least make it true to the character and not just her design;
she feeds on his love and humps him for fertilizing,
while turning him into her drooling, mesmerized love-slave.
>>
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=FRl24PxAPc4
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>>9764300
>typical mewling submissive male power fantasy
how new are you?
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>>9764281
>pandering to shippers
>mfw I don't mind it
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>>9764312
Post-Season 1 hiatus.

This trend is still super bullshit, with Chrysalis especially,
because the idea of actually exploring Chrysalis fucking Anonymous,
instead of a typical nice pretty pony that LOOKS like Chrysalis fucking Anonymous,
rarely ever gets explored.
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>>9764300
>she feeds on his love and humps him for fertilizing, while turning him into her drooling, mesmerized love-slave.
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>>9764326
but people put her in the position of power all the time.
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>>9764313
>pandering to shippers
You guys are idiots
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>>9764350
im just tickled a bit they used "boop"
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>>9764350
I know right? They are pandering to MLPG as a whole with that "boop".
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>>9764354
Why?
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>>9764300
Fuck off fetishgaggot i'll write/draw her however i want.
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>>9764378
WRITE HER AS AN ASPIRING BALERINA THAT WAS REJECTED FROM THE VIENA SCHOOL AND THUS MOVED TO CHANGELING POLITICS WHERE SHE EVENTUALLY RAISED TO POWER TROUGH DEMOCRACY AND THEN STARTED A CAMPAIGN TO CONQUER THE WORLD BECAUSE CHANGELINGS WERE THE ARYAN RACE
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>>9764374
i doubt its an actual nod to us (seriously doubt it) but i think its neat they use the same thing we do. Sorta like when you find out someone you look up to you does the same thing as you and you share something in common, its a little juvenile but its still cool.
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>>9764400
But...eh..."boop" exists since forever...
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>>9764400
Boop is a thing that existed for a long time. Like fucking forever.
It's used a lot. A fucking lot.
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>>9764391
SUYRE!
AND SHE'LL BE A SUBMISSIVE COCKSLUT WHO IS DISGUSTED BY THE THOUGHT OF DOMMING A MAN
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>>9764403
>>9764410
which is why i dont think its anything but coincidence, but still its the same word used in the exact same context as we use it.
>>
Considering that MLPG is home to a lot of artists, both successful and learning, do you guys think it would be acceptable if we had an Artist Tutorial link board? I think it would be a good way to help drawfriends get better and entice new artists to try their hand at drawing. More, higher quality content is the end goal here.
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>>9764415
>in the exact same context as we use it.

But, man, that's the right context for booping...
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>New job, Infrastructure Engineer
>Mostly work at/from home
>Started taking the Supplement list I see a lot
>Nothing happened
>Started jogging a mile in the morning to wakeup, walk to subway for lunch, jog a mile at dusk
>Increase water, cut soda and some Fast Food
>Now pop boners like it ain't no thing, want to fuck anything that moves

WHY WHY DID YOU DO THIS TO ME MLPG
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>>9764421
i just think its neat is all. nothing more than that
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>>9764420
What about that /art/ thread on the sub?
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>>9764420
We do have a link to that tutorial thread on the sub, right?
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>>9764420
i would appreciate that, i would probably start drawing again but im a bit to lazy to go out and search for guides and stuff.
>>
so is the heinnessen archive down for new threads forever
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>>9764432
>>9764436

The only thing that has going for it is the guide aggregator, but it mostly covers ponies, not the fundamentals.
>>
>>9764439
Guys
Rarity
Enchanter Mage or Illusionist Mage?
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>>9764454
Illusionist
>>
Why do so many artists seem to be using textures with their drawings now?
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>>9764454
Social rogue. DYEWTS.
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>>9764452
>>9764420
This sounds like /ic/'s sticky.
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>>9764452
There's really no need with we have /ic/

They even link the guides in a sticky

http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
http://www.squidoo.com/w-ic-i
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>>9764454

Spy.
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>>9764439
Well I think it's down for all boards that use it. We still have the Hyper Index working and some other board specific archives work.
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>>9764452
Oh then that's more of /ic/'s territory.
They have a great guide and links to everything.

http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
http://www.squidoo.com/w-ic-i
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>>9764461
Cheap tricks? Cheap thrills?
Or maybe you're only looking at artists who use textures!
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>>9764462
Nigga she's a unicorn. And she has illusion magic. He can give her a high Charisma
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What did you get your waifu for her birthday? You did remember today is her birthday right?
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>>9764493

What's with her neck?
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>>9764493
>all these birthdays at once
IMPOSSIBLE
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>>9764493
>NMM
The only good thing to come of NMM was those two pictures of the bunny rabbit eating her out only to get sucked into her vagina and unbirthed.
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>>9764499
I didn't realize that until you pointed it out, now I have to change my wallpaper for I can not unsee.
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>>9764493

no its not
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>>9764504
Dude what?
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>tfw 3 days of no fap and then fapped nicely twice in a row

I feel awesome.
What should I do mlpg
I'm full of energy and happiness
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>>9764514
Fap again.
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>>9764508
>having a pony wallpaper
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>>9764514
Fap.
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>>9764467
>http://www.squidoo.com/w-ic-i
That's more of what I'm talking about. If anything I would argue we should have it in the link board, considering drawing is a pretty big part of the general.
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>>9764516
i have many ponywall papers, as well as non pony wallpapers
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>>9764516
Subtle wallpaper master race
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>>9764514
masturbate
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>>9764525
>subtle
It's only subtle if bronies can't recognize is as pony.
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>>9764508

Sorry.
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>>9764514
>Buy a really tight cock ring
>Fap with it on for 10 minutes
>Take it of for 10
>Repeat until you cum

Ain't nothing like a beyond rock hard dick
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>>9764535
so, MLPG references?
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>>9764514
>not putting ice up your ass to constrain the liquids and blood vessels
>Not masturbating furiously unable to cum yet still feeling intense pleasure
>As the ice melts all the liquids rush in and cum with the force of 1000 suns

Step it the fuck up son
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>>9764535

So a single, solid color sampled from some background pony no one cares about?
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>>9764547
>not edging for hours upon hours
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>>9764535
o-okay
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>>9764553

Where's the fun in that?
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>>9764551
whenever i see blue i think of rainbow dash
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>>9764521
It's a good idea, but, well... It's not like one cannot find it on the site. Beside, it's not really pony-related, so there may be more than a few complains from shitposters or something.
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>>9764555
feels good man
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>>9764560
What if we included them in the thread on the sub?
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>>9764555
>losing your mind to infinite sexual pleasure
If I was never able to orgasm, but blueballs didn't exist to eventually make it painful,
I would be the happiest man on earth.

I was... in a position some months ago where I could only masturbate for a few minutes a day,
and only cum once every two weeks or so.
It was the best fapping of my entire life. Absence makes the heart grow fonder, less is more,
yadda yadda yadda. It is all true.
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>>9764425
Wait, that actually works?
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>>9764461
If you know what you do it can improve the quality of the pic a lot without any real work.

Also you can pretty easily hide flaws with it
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>>9764568
>in a position
What does that mean?
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>>9764554
>tfw moe is ded
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>>9764587
>tfw you'll never know if he's dead irl or what
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>>9764572
Yeah, it's been reported multiple times that it works. Most people just forget you have to exercise to some extent and drink plenty of water. I can post what I take if you want, I even lost about 20lb.
>>
What Alignment would Rarity be?
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>>9764585
>hide flaws with it

I've heard this before but I'm still not sure how exactly someone could "hide a flaw" with a texture filter?
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>>9764597
neutral good
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>>9764586
I had a skype relationship with a guy who took me on as my master and only let me masturbate on a timescale of minutes,
and only when I pleased him, and very rarely let me cum.

The relationship eventually petered out, but I'd do anything to have that again.
The problem is finding people who know their shit, will dedicate time every day to it,
and won't treat it as a joke.
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>>9764541
the fuck is a cock ring
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>tfw you don't really care about what wallpaper you use so you just use a pony one that looks cute
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>>9764607
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>>9764597

Chaotic slut.
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>>9764617
Some people go outside
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>>9764499
I don't see it
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>>9764597
Lawful good but not Paladin level of lawful good.
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>>9764629

It looks rather long, along with her hoofs.
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>>9764623

i dont bring my desktop outside
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>>9764607
What.
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Skeletons
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>>9764607

>fetish skype relationship
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>>9764623
>caring what other people think about your desktop background
i do what i want with my laptop
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>>9764634
What are laptops?
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>>9764607

what.
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>>9764653

but i never said i use a laptop
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>>9764653
portable computers
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>>9764493
>it's her birthday today
Oh... Uhm.. n-no, of course I didn't forget it, haha, silly... I.. I present you with my eternal love and devotedness! That's the best gift of them all, isn't it?
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>>9764655
>accurate filename

Why
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>>9764607
>>9764651
>>9764645
>>9764620
>hurr I'm stupid and uncreative
>and am surprised by weird fetishists on MLPG of all places

This is fucking old hat, people
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>>9764664
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>>9764671

why not?
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>>9764675
It's forbidden.
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>>9764673

>actually defending yourself
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>>9764664

I think I'd rather just devour your soul.
Would you have a problem with that?
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>>9764595
>I can post what I take if you want
Solely for scientific purposes
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>>9764683
Defending myself from what?
Having fun?
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>>9764612
>>9764612
?
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>>9764694

daily fetish phone sex with a stranger from the internet
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>>9764612
>>9764702
its a ring that goes around your cock
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>>9764704
What for? How it works?
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>>9764709
Geeze, can't you just google it?
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>>9764709
restricts blood flow
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>>9764690
Who said that Nightmare Moon is my waifu?

Though I do like her...
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>>9764703
1. It wasn't sexual at all - my favors were writing shit for him.
2. I've camwhored for half a decade and this wasn't one of those times.
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>>9764709
>A cock ring is a ring that can be placed around a man's penis, usually at the base, primarily to slow the flow of blood from the erect penile tissue, thus maintaining an erection for a much longer period of time.

its called google you fuckwit
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>>9764728

I just posted her because she was in the original post and you didn't name your waifu.
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>>9764547
>tfw no enjoyment from fapping anymore
>just doing it because there's still the urge to do so from time to time
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>>9764717
what for? i have my dearest emelpeege, they will tell me in details about every kink or fetish
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>tfw pretty sure I popularized vibrating pony gifs
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>>9764717
what if i unfed to it

i dont want to be gay
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>>9764756
>vibrating pony
unf
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>>9764756
>tfw i created 4chan
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>>9764743
I don't think my waifu would want to devour my soul though.
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>>9764754
>implying mlpg is a reliable source
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>>9764763

can i b mod plz
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Can we talk about dogs?
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>>9764770
k
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>>9764765
Isn't she a huge slut, though?
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>>9764775
yay
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>>9764774
Winona is a very happy dog
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>>9764763
Please
I have to escape
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>tfw pone probably doesn't shave down there
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>>9764791
They're covered in fur.
What does "shaving down there" mean?
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>>9764791
>butt tufts
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>>9764791
Eww gross don't make the think about that.
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>>9764777
No, I'm pretty sure she isn't. That wouldn't be a proper behaviour for a pony like her.
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>>9764774
Fuck you I liked dogs before they were cute genderbent waifus
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>>9764791
they are covered in fur anon it would look strange if they shaved.
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>>9764763

moot pls go
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>>9764805
who is your waifu?
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>>9764796
>>9764807
>fur
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>>9764815
what would you call it anon?
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>>9764774
http://solastalgic.tumblr.com/post/45980060191/rest-in-peace-zanjeer-zanjeer-a-golden-labrador
;_;7
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>>9764820
Not that guy but it's 'hair'. Horse hair. Horse hairdo. Horse hairdresser. Horse hairdryer.
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>>9764812
It wouldn't really be much fun if I just told you, would it?
I can give you a hint though: She has more than two colors
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>>9764830
It's...a dog
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>>9764820
Coat.
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>>9764839
Blue horse
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>>9764844
>ponies are covered in coat
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>>9764841

>Zanjeer, a golden labrador, Unlikely hero of 1993 Mumbai blasts, saved thousands of lives during the serial bomb blasts in the city in March 1993 by detecting more than 3,329 kgs of the explosive RDX, 600 detonators, 249 hand grenades and 6406 rounds of live ammunition.
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>>9764844
>ponies are covered in coat
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>>9764851
>ponies are covered in leather belts
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>>9764844
holy shit you are stupid
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>>9764852
Now that's a good dog.
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>>9764848
Not completely, but she would be my second waifu.
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>>9764852
i wish dumb people would stop bombing other people
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>>9764869
>second waifu.
oh so you dont have a waifu
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>>9764865
>>9764852
>tfw a dog risks its life to save yours
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>>9764870
yes, let's bomb them to teach them a lesson
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>>9764830
>tfw can't feel
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>>9764876
I said 'would'
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>>9764881
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>>9764881
i love these images
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>>9764870
I think PF would be the pony that would really be into bombing other ponies.

photo bombing of course
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>>9764876
is it a pegasus?
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>>9764878
meh I'd rather go in there and educate them and try to make their living conditions less desperate

i'm a lover, not a fighter
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>>9764796
>They're covered in fur.
>What does "shaving down there" mean?
I'm glad you asked
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>>9764903
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>>9764912
>messy mane
>chest tuff

pls more
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>>9764908
No.
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why is yellowquiet worst pone
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>>9764922
Cheerilee
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>>9764914
THIS FUCKING KID

Do you think he can actually see like that?
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>>9764914
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>>9764909

It was a joke.

"Let's go bomb them to teach them a lesson that it's not okay to bomb people."
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>>9764912

GG pls draw pony playfully biting another pony's chest tuft
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>>9764925
>any main horse worst horse
Maybe she is least best which i disagree with, but she isnt worst.
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>>9764929
that guy's pretty funny though
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>>9764925
because you don't watch the show
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>>9764852
Again it's a dog. A dog that did incredible deeds but since, you know, I never met him or cared about him till now...it's a dog.
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>>9764926
Na, she's not an earthpony either
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>>9764929
y did i laf
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>>9764940
is she a princess newly crowned?
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>>9764945
Rainbow Dash bugging Fluttershy to go out and eat with her
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>>9764946
No, not newly crowned
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>>9764945
Draw Celestia.
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>>9764949
Luna
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>>9764852
>Implying the dog knew what he was doing
>Implying it made a moral choice to sniff for bombs
>Implying it wouldn't maul a toddler to death if it was trained to

I have to agree with the other guy
It's a dog
A greedy dog that wanted some dog biscuits
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>>9764927

I wouldn't think so. I haven't seen his eyes in any of his pictures.
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>>9764945
this >>9764948
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>>9764956
Na, then NMM would have been my waifu in some way. And Luna is mostly two colors.
You aren't very good at this game.
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>>9764963
>Michael Jackson rhinestone glove

ok i'm done
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>>9764962
>No-one will ever hold a special burial ceremony for a broken X-ray machine
>Or even the operators
>But they will for a dog

HUMANS!
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Alright, have fun MLPG http://ponies-in-real-life.deviantart.com/
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>>9764981
>>9764963
>a recorder
>a plastic knife
mmmMMMMmm
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>>9764939
I'm sure you'll meet him.. One day
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>>9764986
Please go fuck yourself.
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>>9765000
I wish I could
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>>9765000
What's the big mad?
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>>9764982
>All those X-Ray machines that are silently thrown away, never to be mentioned again
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>>9765000
what is getting you so upset about
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>>9765000
>not filtering the word Lecithin
Seriously
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>>9764982
>tfw held a burial ceremony for your gameboy pocket
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>>9765016
>>9765022
I am sure you both know the answer.

>>9765024
Not him it should not be discussed to begin with.
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>>9765016
>>9765022
Maybe you could take this shit to /adv/, even /fit/
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>>9764986
Holy shit, that sounds like you have to down more pills than a 90 year old with terminal cancer.

The memory thing from Lecithin sounds interesting, did you hear that somewhere or did you actually experience it?
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>>9765030
Hey now, there are plenty of off-topics posts you missed. Why this one in particular? You just came here or something?
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>>9764995
Okay, these could be worse:

http://ponies-in-real-life.deviantart.com/gallery/34228807
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>>9764504
Nah, that Jr's pic of her unbirthing Nyx was better.
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>>9765053
Unf.
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>>9765035
I take those, so I can say yes it does indeed help with memory, and hair growth. It doesn't match nootropics in performance(of focus, learning, creativity, etc), but it is definitely a helper for memory skills.

Not to mention like 400 1200mg pills are like 15 bucks
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>>9764986

>taking that many supplements.
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>>9765030
>Implying mlpg isn't a melting pot of other boards
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>>9765063
That's not a green light for off-topic shit.
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>>9765053
I like how Rarity is just kind of flying in the air
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>>9765059
That's a copy and paste, this is a real world test drive. Naturally do don't have to take all the ones I listed, you can just take Lecithin/Zinc/L-Aginine/Pyguem.
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>>9765078
How long have you browsed MLPG?
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>>9765090
2 years since february 2011, you don't see me discussing my animes or favorite sports here.

I bet you're one of those guys that lose their shit when the janitor is around.
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>>9765089
>that shadow
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>>9765089
Why would Fluttershy be dating a scumbag like that?
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>>9765090
mid-2011 I think?
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>>9765037
Because its offtopic to begin with and its better to discuss that crap elsewhere.

>>9765058
>>9765059
Oh fuck off to /soc/

>>9765090
>implying Braeburned's fag are part of this general
They are here for dick and /soc/ crap and sorely one of the reason why feel nights are dead.
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>>9765104
Oh yeah? Well I bet you're the janitor!
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>>9765104
But GG is already around...
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>tfw feminists sitting nearby are discussing how men are mutations because everyone is genetically female when they first start out as a fetus or some shit
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>>9765090
>sparkler
>representing the normal MLPG poster

....yeah that sounds about right
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>>9765118
>Because its offtopic to begin with and its better to discuss that crap elsewhere.
>not actually answering the question
Hahahawwww
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>>9765133
Did you tell them that tits and clits are mutations?

And that so are eyes
And brains

And that they should read a fucking book so that they can identify how dumb that argument is?
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>>9765138
My comment already hinted I was here way longer then you were, when feel topic was the thing. Shame /b/tards alike you came here when your /b/read threads went somewhere else.
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>>9765133
um no

You're genetically male the instant a sperm containing a y chromosome fuses with an egg.

I suppose it could be argued that you're developmentally female at the fetus stage, but that's only because everyone begins development in the same way

Tell them that.
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>>9764966
With apologies.
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>>9765153
>dash is a tootfag

Further evidence that she's a massive cunt.
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>Ponychanners

Wait does that site still get traffic
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Why can't people just ignore what they don't want to talk about and just posts what they want to talk about like I do?


For example.
I would like to talk about ponies cosplaying.
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>>9765149
>still not answering
>using 4chan age as an argument
I just wanna know why you choose this one over the rest of off-topic posts in this general.
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>>9765167
You mean cosplaying ponies or humans cosplaying as ponies?
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>>9765167
Those are humans cosplaying.
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>>9765149
>using agism
>calling them from /b/read
>Complaining about offtopic posts during hiatus
>Being this much of a faggot instead of filtering or ignoring the post
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>>9765167
Obviously people complaining aren't really being honest; they'd just post ponies if they truly were, to create some pony discussion.

It's easy: RD cosplays as Daring Do.
But what would Pinkie cosplay as?
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>>9765180
I mean cosplaying as characters from their media.

Though so far, it seems like the only character from their media we've seen is Daring Do.

Why don't ponies watch television?
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>>9765165
They got some but its mostly dead when this board is still active.

>>9765168
ITs the recent "off-topic" at the moment and I prefer it to stop.
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>>9765192
I just did both
Booyakasha

Well that's easy. Pinkie would have a Pinkie costume
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>>9765167
Ponies cosplaying or people cosplaying as ponies?
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>>9765167
I like cosplayers
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>>9765193
Because they don't have electricity.

There's always Bon Con.
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>>9765206
That one kid was playing video games outside though
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>>9765194
>at the moment
Dude, it's fucking old. Where were you these past months? And why not just e-mailing the janitor?
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>>9765206
I would so go to a Bon Con. She a cutie to have one.
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>>9765163
I'd say it makes her more of an asshole.
Mostly because I try to avoid misogynistic language like "cunt".
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>>9765193
>>9765206
They have movies though.

Maybe we just havent seen enough of it.
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>>9765209
That was a typo.

whatever...
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>>9765204
I like good Cosplayers
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>>9765206
>MMDW
They have.
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>>9765206
But they do. Boast Busters shows that they have electric lights and theres the huge ass hidroelectric dam.
And the arcades
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>>9765206
What's so great about BonBon?
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>>9765221
UR A TYPO
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>>9765222
Me to
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>>9765226
Fanon.
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>>9765222
Me too
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>>9765232
Wow, pretty nice.
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>>9765232
Oh shit that guy in the back is going as a r63 Zecora!
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>>9765226
She's the mare of a million faces.
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>>9765243
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>>9765222
As do I
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>>9765250
>google only returns russian runes
Why do they always have to live in russia?
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>>9765232
I need to go to a con, I want to see cosplayers like this
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>>9765250
>two best pones
>as humans
>in corsets

brb masturbating
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>>9765214
No one know who is the janitor and I was here when that shit happen. Ignoring/filtering it would just bring more idiots like you here and talk more off topic crap, which would only bring more and more crap if I keep on ignoring it.

>>9765226
Bonbon is a cute pony with a ton of VA with her name on it.
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>>9765250
>fluttershys hair
Why cant people have hair like that without wigs ;__;
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>>9765259
>fluttershy
>best

HAHAHA
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>>9765259
>rarity
>best

HAHAHA
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>>9765249
I want to rail Zecora with racial slurs and obscenities until she fumes up and her face turns red.

I pretty much have that headcanon that when she's really pissed off, she forgets to rhyme as seen in that one scene in the parasprite episode.

Seeing her pissed sounds cute
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>tfw calculator can view text documents
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"What makes you think I would be a good mother anon?"
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>>9765279
>>9765285
Be more obvious.
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>>9765278
Some can but they are ridiculously hard to maintain and keep healthy.
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>>9765287

>implying black people can blush
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>>9765292
Swing and a miss.
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>>9765290
I never said that. Stop asking me that question.
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>>9765292
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>>9765290
Who the hell are you? Where's Applejack?
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>>9765289
>Don't you dare to read fapfics during my lecture, Anon!
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>>9765312
>Exchange Celestia notes with a fapfic
>She accidentally reads it to the class
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>>9765293
Well, I haven't seen a single person with hair like that in real life yet.
Barely any of them have haircuts I like though
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>>9765328
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>>9765327
>Anon, see me after class
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>>9765339
ARE THEY HAVING SEX
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>>9765366
If only

:(
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>>9765366
Maybe

>tfw lost the gifs
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>tfw celestia's sister is prettier than she is
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we ded
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>search for that one russian pinkie cosplayer on derpibooru
>stumble over this
She's staring directly into my soul..
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>>9765407
>tfw cadance is prettier than luna and celestia
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>>9765412
but that's wrong.
>>