There are official searchers, inquisitors. I have seen them in the performance of their function: they always arrive extremely tired from their journeys; they speak of a broken stairway which almost killed them; they talk with the librarian of galleries and stairs; sometimes they pick up the nearest volume and leaf through it, looking for infamous words. Obviously, no one expects to discover anything.>>9755889Previous thread.
man, fuck horses
>>9759370God fucks man
Anon quest update.Autismhorse is already experimenting on us.
purple is the winkiest and juiciest pone
>>9759374Man destroys God.
>>9759370But Anon, horses don't exist!
>>9759339what the fuck are you talking about
9th for Twifu
>asking popular artists to reblog your work/commission price sheet so you can have a better shot at nailing a couple of commissionsIt sounds so logical but something tells me that it's a very cheap thing to do
>>9759387Excuse me, that's my waifu you're talking about anon
>>9759336no anonthey'd learn to share anonIt's a ticket master sort of thing"If all my friends can't have him, I don't want him"
CLAIMING THIS THREAD IN NAME OF THE BEST PONIES
>>9759390man creates ponies
>>9759398Remember anon, it's not what you do, it's who you know. That's life.
>>9759398it's definitely cheating, but cheaters always win
>>9759398I've seen people do it, but only when they've landed in shit situations and need money fast.
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>>9759406>they all try to suck your dick at once
>>9759386I want Twilight to experiment on me.
>>9759408Those are pretty good ponies, Anon. I commend your taste.
>>9759408You're my nigga
>>9759408sounds good to me
>>9759406Except remember how Dash almost didn't go along with it?This time she wouldn't.Anon gets Rainbow Dash to himself.
>>9759434>anon should cum in me!>no anon should cum in me!
>>9759454I would choose Rainbow Dash anyways
>>9759454Yeah....nahOI'm going with Rarity
>>9759455>Twilight makes you cum in a cup and distributes it evenly by volume
>>9759455>Twily finds a book>"Check it out, by my calculations anon will be able to cum inside all of us by the end of the week!">queue supplement stack discussion>followed by excessive mutationI think I've been here too long
>>9759479It's not up to youYou're alone in the room with Dash now and she's giving you the bedroom eyes.
>find a bunch of videos of women having their boobs slapped extremely hard>i get bonerI DONT WANT THIS FETISH
>>9759352But see, I'm not a Flutterfag. I think Fluttershy is a nice pony, but I love another pony.
>>9759455I guess you'll just have to cum an equivalent amount in each of them
>>9759491oh, neatI read the wikipedia article on that story onceit's got some interesting implicationsI should probably read it for realsies some day
>>9759494PUNCH HER IN HER HORSE FACE, ESCAPE AND RUN TO RARITY
>>9759494Time for the D
>>9759509How much does each pony get?
>>9759494>giving you her eyesQuick, while she's blind! I make my escape!
>>9759388FEET ARE WEIRD AS FUCK.COVER THAT SHIT
>>9759454LADIES, PLEASEI HAVE ENOUGH FOR BOTH OF YOU
>>9759494let me see those wings
>>9759437>It's raining like Diana Ross and the Supremes
>>9759482I'm kind of disturbed that you just wrote exactly what I was thinking
>>9759408I don't see Applejack or Pinkie anywhere in that picture.
>>9759519One twelfth of a liter
>>9759518But I'm already married to Twilight.Why does everyone think they can just marry my wife?
>>9759545why does he need so many...
>>9759534you should have typed it faster and posted it at the same time so we could link both and post reaction images
>all these Rainbowfags popping out of their hideouts out of nowhereI missed you, dorks
Anyone has a .gif of Luna dance?
>>9759546Blueblood plsthe wedding hasn't happened yetshe's your fiance, not your wife
>>9759551You have a problem with Mayo, fatass?
>>9759519I think I can manage at least 6 spurts, so one for each pony.
>>9759545I wonder if he wants some sammich with that mayo
>>9759551It's a metaphor
>>9759546Bioshock infinite style. Theres unlimited versions of twilight so everyone can have one!
>>9759532Can I get the cotton candy milk, too? Or is your roommate a different flavour?
>Twilight will never transfer her urine into your bladder and basically use you like a personal toilet-toiler
>>9759570A metaphor for what though?
For anybody who cares, we started the next chapter of LiP.Thread: http://mlpg.co/q/res/393110.htmlMeta: http://mlpg.co/qt/res/50932.html
>>9759567I didn't eat mayo til I was in my twenties because for the longest time seeing it reminded me of this kid n grade school who, instead of buying lunch, would eat packets of mayo.
>>9759583>>9759584>A metaphor for what though?IT'S A SECRETTHAT'S WHAT METAPHOR MEANSIT MEANS SECRET
>Tex leaves>GG returnsWhat does this mean?
>>9759581>Twily will never teleport the candy horse semen directly from Big Macintosh in to your mouth
>>9759575No I mean from this flashhttp://mlpg.co/art/src/1365162003361.swf>>9759587thanks
>>9759595It's too cryptic for me.
>>9759607I've got 2 more if it's necessary
>>9759602GG = LunaTex = Celest?
>>9759594>instead of buying lunch, would eat packets of mayo.now remembering people who eat mayo straight out of the jar and nothing elsefuck you
>>9759595What's the secret?
if you close the doorthe night could last foreverleave the sunshine outand say hello to never
>>9759605>Twilight will never use her magic on your dick and give you a stallion cock
>>9759627My brother lived off of ketchup and mustard packets while living in New York at art school before he realized that people would throw away entire, intact dinners. If it's on top, you don't have to stop.
>>9759638ohh, I can't stay mad at you
>>9759166Whoops, we switched threads.It's just a monstergirl dude. Like most of the class is designing non-human characters.
Day 534/10/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,344 (Running Total: 334,213)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,241 (Running Total: 1,443,236)We've really been picking up in posting rate recently. I don't get it, but I certainly don't mind it.
>>9759656Turns out GG's taste in music isn't as shitty as I thought.
>>9759594>>9759627It's good for you.
>>9759656Well, it's from the flash.
>>9759646why didn't he just a get a jobor food stampsor fucking charaty?
>>9759643All the people are dancingAnd they're having such funI wish it could happen to me
>>9759662I wonder if Pinkie Pie could flatten her mane for you if she knew you liked it that way.
>>9759671Are you kidding? He always plays really good music during his streams
>>9759682They sure are!
>>9759545GG what does Zecora do when it's that time of the season?Are there any other eligible zebra bachelors around?
>>9759545GG Love Starved updagte when?
>>9759670I think we've been overall less mean lately. As a trade-off it seems like the general is hornier too but I've seen a lot of show discussion! I don't understand it!
>>9759643That flash makes me feel too much
>>9759664First Snails update when?
GGEyespack update when?Also, I hope you're feeling better about your whole teeth thing
>>9759694>>9759671He gets really defensive when you criticize it.His music is typical 20-30 White guy rock.
>>9759717It's always like this. Whenever a hiatus starts MLPG just nose dives for a month before coming to a somewhat normal state. I never got this.
Why is she so perfect?
>>9759717We've had an increase in the amount of people spamming to try piss mlpg off for some reason, and ironically all that really does is rally us against them instead of the usual bickering amongst ourselves.
>>9759729>typical 20-30 White guy rockWhat does this entitle?
>>9759717it's because the general is on The Stack
>>9759694His music in his streams range from shitty to pretty decent.
>>9759741She's a pretty pink pony princesswhat's not to like?Plus, her special talent is literally making love
>>9759741Because you have shit taste.
>>9759699>GG what does Zecora do when it's that time of the season?whatever she does, she obviously doesn't need Ice Pack's help>>9759722I am butthere is some serious shit going on right nowI feel like I'm stumbling through a series of weird tragedies, every time things clear up and I'm ready to get back to working on things something terrible happensI'm just trying to mostly ignore it though since there's nothing I can do about it and I'm not directly, practically involved except I probably won't get that dentist money I was counting on
>>9759741It's the tailbows
>>9759746maybe that's why they do itand it's really people from here, giving us something to mutually hate
>>9759525>COVER THAT SHIT
>>9759591I care, questanon.I care.
>>9759754>What does this entitle?Pixies for instance.
>>9759779I doubt they're thinking that Machiavellian, they're probably just trying to shit post whoever they are.
>>9759789rainbow hips when
>>9759671I like this one.
>>9759741What if she came onto you while Shiny was out of town?Would you give in to her advances or respect her marriage?
>>9759781They all have the exact same body shape.What the fuck, man.
Good night, MLPG.
>>9759741I wish she was a little less perfect.Even Celestia and Luna get their own little quirks to them. Cadance is just blandly safe and friendly so far; things happen to her, she doesn't really make things happen.
>>9759805Anon, patience. You'll get them soon enough.
>>97596791) art student in New York, where the cost of living is absurd2) never really told the rest of the family how he was doing until after the fact, so the option of care boxes were out the window3) I have no goddamn idea.
>>9759817GOOD NIGHT, LOSER
>>9759817oh man that's greatGood night
>>9759781acceptablebut sometimes clothed is even better
>>9759771Oh, man.I'm really sorry to hear that. I'm serious. Hope things work out for you, man.
>>9759735>I never got this.I do. Those that like to see these thread turn to crap start it the day after hiatus starts. Some get bored about a week and leaves. Of course, there are those that stays here forever just to bring the thread to crap or those that bring /soc/ into here just for EPICLOLZ but that is a different topic.>>9759741The tail bowtie.
>>9759786I will confess my music is pretty white but I don't think that makes it bad Some artists I'll defend pretty stronglyLike when someone called Johnny Cash "Grandpa Music" or complained in MLPG that I was playing "some kind of fast pseudoclassical shit" when I was playing Mozart's Requiem
>>9759717>People start shitposting because it's the hiatus>They give up or leave>The only content we can all create is unfs>So we make a shitloadNight time hiatus is the horniest time of the year
>>9759817I wish Gloomy was a Crystal pony.And Anon cheered her up.
>>9759781I like the coloring and shading, I'll say that. There's a texture to the colors. They look like worms though.
>>9759809I would respect her marriageUntil Shiny came homeThen I would buy him a drink or several and see if he's up for sharingI'm willing to negotiate with my body if he's in to that sort of thing
>>9759810I'm more bothered by how ALL of their hands are hidden
>>9759789What's that comic series called?
Any good news as of late mlpg?
>>9759835Why would someone talk shit about Johnny Cash
>>9759860"depressing korean comics"
>>9759779>and it's really people from here,Half and half. Some here never learn there is a board outside this general and end up bring their /soc/ crap here. They are the worst of posters due to how their "excuse" to talk off topic here and not pony is "because its HIATUS!?!?!" crap.
>>9759771Anything we can do to help?
>>9759850>getting your ass pounded by Shiny while you eat out Candy assThat would be amazing.
>>9759842Dash does "those" eyes really well.
>>9759863do horseboners count?
>>9759865>oh look it's this bait again
>>9759741>>9759809>>9759850Shiny is denser than depleted uranium, but his wife is fucking sexyhe's got a hot sister, too
>>9759799would anyone be interested in watching either Drive Angry or Judge Dredd?
>>9759846>There's a texture to the colors.It's fairly easy to do, and Atryl does it a lot. Just a layer property, but it adds more substance to pictures than one would think.
>>9759865>working on a picture while listening to Bob Dylan>"Who is this autist that's wailing into the microphone"I almost banned the guy from the stream
>>9759781they all have no handsits so baffling
>>9759835>I will confess my music is pretty white but I don't think that makes it badI wasn't implying, just mentioning it. I could also guess you're 25-30 based on it.
>>9759885Can I rub your tummy Dash
>>9759881That's always happening. I meant something new.
>>9759905You mean like...coltboners?
>>9759879she really does, doesn't she?
What music do you think your favorite pone likes?TwilightAyreonI don't know, but it feels right.
>>9759900she's a very winky mare
>>9759888>It's fairly easy to do, and Atryl does it a lot. Just a layer property, but it adds more substance to pictures than one would think.I know. I can't stand simple flat colors. Even a little thing like this adds wonder.
>>9759910Nevermind friend.I'll visit you guys later.
>>9759892people go to great lengths to hide things they're not good atlike the one MS did of kid pinkie on her bed, gummy is lying over her feet
>>9759908I'll just shut up now
>>9759910love me some colt peckers
>>9759916RarityIt's canon that she listen to Classical
Have you ever wondered why you saved a picture?
Shhhhh.Ponies are sleeping.
>>9759908I'll be gentle~
>>9759926Sorry, I guess I didn't understand the question.
>>9759937If it's Rainbow Dash related, not really.
>>9759916Fluttershy would listen to Sia
>>9759932Also canon that she loves pop
Would you boop a pony
>>9759938I'M SORRY, WHAT DID YOU SAYYOU GOTTA SPEAK UP YOUNGSTER
>>9759910>>9759931I feel like drawing some coltboners. Which colt(s)? It'll take some time, but I'll deliver eventually, I think.
I would love to grab this pony's scrunchy face and pinch her cheeks
>>9759957ew gross no
>>9759957Hella yeah I'd boop a mare
So I started taking some supplements, including lecithin and L-arginine (pygeum is coming in the mail, hurr hurr, 'coming'). I'm downing it with some prostate care tea I saw on sale.It's been about four days, not much noticeable just yet.Why do you nerds keep droning on about this magic stack?
>>9759956>>9759932Rarity would only like music that would make her look good in front of the elites.
>>9759957I would force pone to boop herself.
you are teleported to equestria.all ponies look horsey like this.wat do?
>>9759959are you SB?
>>9759860I don't know.http://booru.nanochan.org/post/list/asaekkiga/
>>9759957Does she want me to? It won't upset her, will it?
>>9759971Honestly that's still pretty cute
>>9759969Whatever you say anon
>>9759943Just asking if anything interesting has happened here in the last few months. I feel like I've been neglecting the General for awhile.
>>9759878That's called a Lucky Pierre. I hear it's difficult to manage.Likely moreso if you're cross-species, you goof.
>>9759967Now it's /fit/ spam.Interesting.
>>9759955>mfw if augments become popular and then suddenly science discovers rapid limb-cloning and nanite reinforcement.
>>9759990Oh. You know about the comics and all, I guess?
>>9759962This would be a lot cuter if she wasn't a giraffe.
>>9759996Draw Rumble cock.
>>9759835I listened to "accidental racist," the new Brad Pasley song.No regrets.
>>9759990Nothing crazy people came and went, cons, not really any show newsthe comic is cool
>>9759989Look into your heart, you know this is true.
>>9759993No, those are masturbation supplements anon.
>>9759877>Anything we can do to help?thanks, but it's pretty personal and fucked upI think the best thing I can do is just act naturally and continue as if nothing had happened, since there's nothing I can do about it anyway>>9759897Nope, I'm GG
>>9759958Uhm, y-you have to be quiet, or- or...... they're going to... wake...
>>9759979It's called "Asaekkiga" and the artist's name is Yang Young-Soon.
>>9760011Sure thing sugarcube.
>>9759997I am excite for Singularity future.
>>9759937I'll have you know that I drew that picture and was 25 at the timeAlso, there was a finished version with the tail but I don't seem to have it saved
>>9759993> spram spam spam spam spamI'm not part of this invisible armada you're BELIEVING is invading. The stack's been mentioned for over a year here and now I'm curious why you dorks are so hot on it.
>>9759971same as my original plan. head over to the griffon city for some sweet lionbird vag
>>9760019HUH? WHATTHEY ARE GONNA BAKE WHAT
>>9759957I'd boop every single pony I came across.I'd lie and say that it's the custom of my culture.The ponies would be polite and greet me in kind.>mutually assured boop
>>9759971Its cute and I would not mind at all. They still are their old self. Is there a rest of the collection?
>>9760004I know about them, but I haven't gone out of my way to view them quite yet. I imagine I'll have some interesting stuff to read.
>>9760011Nigga her entire act in Rainboom was based on classical music. That means she knew what song to chose and what kind of moves she needs to perform.She knows her classical music.
>>9760028But we have actually been getting spammed the last couple days.
>>9760011>Singing marshmallow>Not Sweetie BelleEw, gross
>>9760007Anything more specific?
>>9760027You're my favorite artist, anon.
>>9759971fetlocks are cute as fuck.I wish the mares in the show had them.
>>9759971fuck them until I can no longer stand unassisted
>>9759959I prefer stallionboners, but Shady needs more content so whatever
>>9760041Two disparate phenomenon on a board that sees hundreds of visitors and one of its most frequented threads.
>>9760043Wearing panties or fucking something.>>9760052Not this.
>>9759997>rich kids can't decide if they want to be augmented or not>have a new leg, augmented and "natural", every other week
>>9760010I feel kind of bad that I haven't contributed here in forever, yet I've been drawing quite a bit for /vp/ lately. I think once the show starts back up I'll try to come here more frequently.
>>9760052Yes this.>>9760061Fuck yo homo shit, son.
>>9760043>>9760055How could I combine these two?
>>9760064It's night thread time, Twilight.
>>9760015Well, okay, I won't pry further. I'll be pulling for you, anyway. Here's hoping things will get better!
>>9760080sounds good anon
>>9759979>Hoof of the North Star.gifHave you ever done any Fist of the North Star fan art?
>>9760025People would just get stupider and weaker with more coming technological advancements.Singularity would take years and humanity would have to be type III which either never happen or work in some sort of consciousnesses transcendence device that activates during death.
>>9760085fuck yo pedo shit, son.
>>9760043this >>9760055 plus this >>9760061
>>9759886How would shiny react to someone making advances on his Twily?
>>9760089We were unfing all day, too!When will the unfing ever end?
>>9760089I don't want unf though, I want cute pone
>>9760094Nope. Unskilled in humans.
I like it when Dash is girly.
>>9760102>"What do you mean someone keeps walking towards her?"
Why aren't you beholding?
>>9760115>Tex>Unskilled in humanslel
>>9760115>Unskilled in humans.>implyingYou better just be fishing for compliments.
>>9760126Why would you unf to that?
>>9760131that leg is longer than her whole body.
>>9760131aw that cute
>>9760134Twilight become a princess is the worst thing to happen to the show.
>>9760141>colgate watches from the shadows to make sure you brush
>>9760140does Tex have Krautism now?
>>9760133>"No, dude, he's hitting on her!">Shining Armor bucks the poor stallion to the ground>"And if you lay a hoof on her again I won't go easy on you!"
>>9760134BUT I AM!
>>9760141they're so unf-able
>>9760131>A drunk rarity and twilight will never turn you into a mare
>>9760110There are no brakes on the unf train, Anon. We just keep chuggin' along until we run out of things to unf about.
>>9760157Is there anything that doesn't make you unf anon?
>>9760158>They will never make you feel pretty
>>9760158>"Let's take another shot!">"Oops, where did your penis go anon!"
>>9760141Cuteness is a pones most attractive quality.
>>9760140Not him, but humans are fucking hard, man.
>>9760131I like it when she pretends she isn't enjoying it
>>9760168Dafuq is an unf?
>>9759916There is no doubt in my mind that Shiny would listen to Wavves.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gFEfxNlzJJc
>>9760099fuck yo mother nigga
>>9760168>we run out of things to unf about.You mean when the show ends and the fandom dies?
>>9759699Zecora is on the Big Mac Plan.Three times in the barn every day until the itch is gone.
>>9760134I'm really excited for S4And I can't wait to see what they do with Twilight. I'm a bit worried but the writers showed they can handle things so everything will most likely be okay
>>9760141>ice cream necklaceWhat were you thinking Rarity?
>>9760189You know why, anon
>>9760199The wait for it is just horrible. 2014? Man that would kill me.
>>9760158Ultra lameThey make good money too...
>>9760194>bigoralove that shit
cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa cherry changa
>>9760168WHAT IS PINKIE READY FOR?YOU STILL HAVEN'T TOLD ME.
>>9760219> Rarity is ready to rape, murder, and eat that insufferable cunt to death out of pure anger
Love a little girl's show. Stay inside. Be comforted by fantasy girls who will love you and never judge you. Never get a wife. Support deviant lifestyles.Good Goyim... good.
>>9760199Celestia's shaping her into a mentor of her own, to culminate in her ascending her friends into alicorns. The ultimate test of her princesshood, friendship, and magic.
>>9760210Fortunately we'll have the comics and the microcomics to help us get trough.
>>9760222I'd boop that so hard
>>9760219what a waste of time and talent
>>9760207>mfw the first time reading thatThe lucid dreams man, nothing but sexual slutty mare transformation.Then it turned into romantic transformation after reading some fics.
I wish I had my own fat guard pony.
>>9760176>Not him, but humans are fucking hard, man.Why God created Furries and four fingered hands.
>>9760237Goddamn Disco's balls are lazy as fuck.
>>9760229But she was hanging out with Pinkie Pie even more often after that incident.
>>9760237No, you cock-bearing monster.
>>9760199>I'm really excited for S4
>>9760095>stupider and weakerWeaker physically, maybe, but I don't think they'd get more stupid. The problem that exists now is that there's a wealth of information at your fingertips, yet its kind of a sensory overload since you can only process so much at one time.There's this sort of limit or hurdle that we need to overcome, either by developing a technology that better integrates with people or by adapting to handle this jumbled type of information. Personally, I think that along with the technology developments, there needs to be a change in how we treat knowledge as a whole. You can make it interesting and fun. You can make it seem like a worthwhile thing to do, and a good way to spend your time. It just has to be appealing somehow.This guy's got a good idea on where to take things, and it's pretty astounding what can happen when you take things in a different way.http://www.ted.com/talks/sugata_mitra_build_a_school_in_the_cloud.htmlIt's well worth the 22 minutes.
>>9760245What the hell could they possible guard?The fridge?
>>9760236you lucky fuckhow did you do it?I've been trying to record my dreams for weeks but I rarely remember anything at all
>>9760255It was a GLORIOUS hatefuck that fortunately didn't turn to cannibalism.
>>9760254disco art is bad
>>9760199>I'm really excited for S4,
>>9760199I am disturbed by Twilight as an alicorn.Not so much because of her being an Alicorn, even if that was not needed but because of the fact that they were willing to make a pretty poorly thought out episode just to push a new doll.I liked season one and two, and season three was not a total loss but it makes me worry for season four.
>>9760245i wish i had my own OC stallion horsebando
>>9760264which artists do yo like?
>>9760258>Not being excited for S4What are you some sort of curmudgeon?
>>9760259>Wow a school in the clouds? I hope they really mean what I think they're meaning!>It's just an online schoolWhy did I even get excited
>>9760199>the writers showed they can handle thingsi dont see this at all. if i had the option to completely replace all the writers with random people i would take it without hesitation.
>>9760283why aren't you coloring
>>9760233I only hope.Bunch of con watching and vidya might also help.>>9760237God this is old.
>>9759818You haven't read the book, have you? It's like reading an episode rendered perfectly on the page. It's magnificent.
>>9760275>not having one
>>9760298>not taking the big cuddly one
The slow hand quickens.
>>9760296I agree, book is GOAT
>>9760147>twilight turning into an alicorn is the worst thing to happen to the showthats what you mean right? there are a million better ways for twilight to become a princess.
>>9760292Its like masturbating to a 1987 copy of Playboy
>>9760296Why do you lie to a poor anon like that?
oh, before I forgethere's the final version
I want to date Rarity.
>>9760294>dodgingYeah, that's what I thought.
>>9760286I'm at a friends house He's on the toilet again don't tell him!
>>9760313I'd like to sniff her anus.
>>9760313>wanting to date a slut
>>9760311What does a heart sound like?
>>9760311This is still pretty cute stuff.
>>9760311What's up with those babby chicken wings? Soarin' is a stallion, not Scootaloo.
>>9760311What does Spitfire think of this unprofessional relationship?Also who outranks who?
>>9760313She's already dating me, anon. I'm thinking about proposing to her.
>>9760311GG i want you inside of meI want to be dominated by you, your little cum rag
>>9760327>What does a heart sound like?It indicates an affectionate or playful tone of voice, unlike, say, growling in anger or threat
>>9760317Elslowmo's friend is a very digestive pony.
>>9760343what does love sound like?
>>9760313I am sure she is too good for you.>>9760307Its not just that. I remember one time that the only few collection art of the show was those Vietnam War Ponies posted everyday.
>>9760327LUB DUB LUB LUB DUB LUB LUB
>>9760304Are OC pnoies in the Equestria you go after you die?If that's the case, maybe Kraut has found some hapiness
>>9760342That's good, Twilight and I have been talking and we think you should take the next step.
>>9760304Sadsack was my husbando before any of those losers showed up.
>>9760323How dare you! She's working on trimming all that fat off her ass.
>>9760353I was going to earlier but no one was interested so I'm playing vidya instead
>>9760360Why have you been talking to my wife anon?
>>9760284>just an online schoolIt's a restructuring of learning to do away with shit like standardized testing and useless knowledge, to accelerate people's learning and make it interesting. FUTURE SCHOOL.
>>9760300>not taking both
>>9760272>>9760285I've said it before - the main reason I disliked the S3 finale so much was mostly because the writing was so goddamn lazy. It felt like Series Finale more than a Season Finale.I think the whole "Three-Parter" thing was just McCarthy trying to cover her ass.
>>9760353I tried earlier but my program got bugged.
>>9760354like bags of sand
>>9760353It's not a stream, it's liquid pride.
>>9760373Why wouldn't I be talking to my wife?
>>9760374DONE WITH WHAT?!?WHAT DID SHE DO?
>>9760371>that plump butt>suddenly horrible vagina and anus
>>9760264say that to my face motherfucker
>>9760359Kraut is alive. SB talked to him earlier this week and some anon saw him on Skype yesterday morning.
>>9760392It seems that you're confused again anon. Twilight is married to me.
>>9760399Your ponies are shit but your humans are fine.
>>9760376>You will never be the slutty OC mare that hooks up with all the handsome OC stallions
>>9760363Back off. Since when?
>>9760383i cam on that posti screen capped it, printed it, and as soon as I reread it I splooged
>>9760395>horribleShe was embarassed enough already. Poor girl had to cover up entirely after the human came
>>9760262Practice anon, I did it the hard way by trying to realize I was in a dream.>rarity holding me upside down while fucking me with a dildo>getting used like a toy by the royal guardsI didn't know being a slut would be so fun
>>9760395Leave it to Jay to ruin something good.
>>9760393I don't know but she's plumb tuckered out now
>>9760400He also changed his profile picture to that spongebob screencap of squidward holding the rules of art book, so i think he's actually drawing.
>>9760395>human pussy and anusI think you've been poneing to long. You forgot what human pussy and ass looks like.
>>9760393Wouldn't you like to know~?
>>9760300that character went to shit fast when sb drew porn of himit wasnt good porn, not good at all
>>9760435I never said "human pussy and anus" I said horrible vagina and anus.
>>9760435He said horrible, not human
>>9760416>getting used like a toy by the royal guardsyou have no idea how many times I've jerked it to this conceptjust reading your post gave me a boner
>>>/x/12371465Great. Now I can't sleep.
>>9760432Fuck!This means total war!
>>9760462>Brony role playing and fan fictionJust accept that you won't ever be a pony.
>>9760406I can only think of a few OC stallions by contributors and they all seem to be made by SB or his friends.So there aren't that many to be seduced.
>>9760460>filenamedo we have anyone here that can vector?I want to see this picture but with her face shaped like a diamond
>>9760472Who's the artist? Tex?
>>9760462This is possibly the shittiest fanon out there.
>>9760435I know it all too well.It's been too long since I raw-dogged either, though. ;_;
>>9760405>go check to see discos newest art>i want to see what 2 years of improvement in an art school looks like since the last time i saw himhttp://pornjunkyard.tumblr.com/post/47293671247/worked-on-it-a-little-more-and-added-some-crappy
>>9760432I assume it's this one
>post happy birthday on her FB wall>she says thanks to everypost except yours
>>9760462what the fuckdid I just read?
>>9760478I can think of one that I'd let have his way with me
>>9760478>you'll never be friends with anyone and draw each other's OCs
>>9760472why does her dick disappear in the last frame?
>>9760511So delete her.And while you're at it, delete your Facebook as well.>having Facebook
>>9760511>saying happy birthday to a slat cuntYou're worth more than that
>>9760517Says who? Start drawing and making friends now, anon.
>>9760517I can't really draw but I'd be friends with you and give it a shot
>>9760453I also had a pet-master relationship in my dreams, I mean all the sexual pleasure was knowing that I was just a pet and my owner just treating me like one.
>>9760511>everyone says happy birthday to 'that girl'>4 people say it to you on your birthdayI guess it's better than nothing
>>9760517>you will never be friends with anyone and draw each other's OCs fucking
>>9760527>slat cuntSLAT CUNT SLAT CUNT SLAT CUNT
>>9760517>tfw Kraut only stopped posting, because he now does nothing but exchanging OC smut pictures with SB
>>9760479il kill you in your sleep
plump purple pretty princess pony posterior
>>9760544anon plsit's like you've been reading my list of fetishes
>>9760537Not many people can draw that guy...what do you even call him? We all call him Texanon because I dont think he has a goddamned name.
>>9760537Hmm, buying friends
>>9760532i cant even tell what the fuck is going on. what are they sucking on? does that girl have a wang?
>>9760578I don't mean me.
>>9760562Nobody has ever said happy birthday to me on facebook, haven't logged in around 2 years now
>>9760589>anthrothat's disgusting anon, I think I need to seek professional help.
>>9760588This was more real life than facebook
>>9760478There's a few... they just don't get mentioned very much because most of our OCs seem to be girls.
>>9760568You can always ask someone else to do it
>>9760578>Not many people can draw that guy...what do you even call him? We all call him Texanon because I dont think he has a goddamned name.Tex-anon is just a placeholder name. He has no real one.
>>9760621horsebutts are wonderful
>>9760621>that picture>my dick
>>9760621I only have Vinyl hips
>>9760632Pony butts are wonderful.horse butts are gross.
>>9760568>>9760570I want to see Jerry and Sack fucking each other real hard.No homo
What if drawfag was Maiar?
>>9760642>>9760655Who'd be top anf who'd be bottom?
I DONT LIKE THING
The memory spell took hold, and for a moment, Lyra felt dizzy.Princess Sparkle frowned in concern. "Are you all right?" she asked.Lyra closed her eyes and breathed. Pieces were coming back to her. "I remember the woods, and houses with paper walls. Humans must have some pretty good skills if they can make paper without magic." She smiled.Princess Twilight said, "Go on."Lyra concentrated. "I remember... a big bearlike thing. Its neck looks like it's on fire. I reach out my hands to rub its belly." Her eyes shot open. "Oh dear Arceus, I wasn't rubbing its belly."
>>9760658i dont know what that is
>>9760460>Read the most terrifying thread on /x/ ever>It's not about ghosts, or creepy stories, or conspiracy theories>It's about an old woman suffering from dementia, something that can happen to many of us. I'm killing myself if that ever happens to me. It sounds like living in a horror movie all the time.
>>9760668I don't like thing either
>>9760460I don't have any old people related creepy stories but there was one time I was playing with a pen that had a voice recorder built in that could record and play back small segments of audio. It was pretty simple, and would just re-write old recordings with the new ones. I was just making different recordings of silly voices and playing it back when after a few times when at one point when I clicked the play button, I knew it was nothing that was ever recorded before. It sounded like a room full of people talking. The voices were distinct, but nothing was discernible, except for one that occasionally sounded like it was directed to me. I didn't try to hear what it was saying because I started panicking and shoved it in a shoe box and hide it somewhere and I haven't seen it since. Sometimes when I talk or think about it now weird stuff will happen even, like unexplainable noises, drafts in closed off rooms, sometimes more voices, etc. Sitting here right now as I've been typing this out even my eyes have begun to water and tear up on their own which is not something I consider normal.
>>9760668THEN WHY DID YOU POST ANONYMOUS?Why did you post?
>>9760635oh gosh I haven't seen this one before
>>9760668>fragging some newbsWho talks like this? I've been playing vidya since I was a kid and I have never heard anyone say this. Not once. Not a single dudebro has muttered this phrase, not even children I hear playing online games have said this.
>>9760667Just look how assertive he looks.But it's not like they could switch.
>>9760670What? and/orGo on
Why do you have such a little penis, Anon?
>>9760679I assume this is you?>>>/x/12391215
>>9760677Would it kill you to use Google?>>9760692
>>9760670what is thiswhat is going on
>>9760685Is this copy pasta?
>>9760570you have no idea how much I would like to see those picturesit's a shame they almost certainly don't exist
>>9760699*couldn'tI can't write correctly now.Bonering too hard.
>>9760702Because that myth about black people isn't true, Derpy.
>>9760694>Implying kids use 'fragging'You have to have played quakenewbs is a bit silly though
>>9760703Yes, I just posted it. And I god damn mean it.
>>9760705Your dick has a shit taste
>>9760668>>9760668Grundy no like thing either.
>>9760709No, I just typed that out.It's possibly the most disturbing thing I've ever experienced. I was the only one who ever used that pen.
>>9760705So close and yet so, so far.
>>9760702Your poor depth perception makes it look like that.
>>9760704i dont care enough to put in the effort sorry
>>9760699I'd be compelled to draw that, but I have no time this weekend, and I guess it wouldn't make me anyone's favorite if I did, especially the artists in question.
>>9760705>Fluttershy with big>But stupidly perky titsNo sir I don't like it
>>9760728Don't Grundy want a good pair of pants?
>>9760728Well, no shit Grundy no like thing. Grundy no like lots of things.
>>9760705Could be so much betterBut the idea is good at least
>>9760707>>9760700Looks like a reference to Lyra Raped My Quilava.http://pastebin.com/BaXhigSKPokemon copypasta pokephilia. Over on /vp/ she's a monster in a child's body, a sex-addicted knife-crazy that makes Pinkamena look like amateur hour.
>>9760740>that pinkieGOD DAMN THAT'S NICE
>>9760757why shouldn't she have big tits?
>>9760702Derpy shush, we're in church!
>>9760763What a shame.
>>9760758Grundy already wearing pants...
>>9760776shes trying to make her butt look big.
Oh Pinkie, you so crazy.
>>9760705>bikini partThis is stuff girls doRight?
>>9760776.... but her face...
>>9760773She can have big titsPinkie can tooBut at least make them reasonably shaped
>>9760763Honestly sounds a little arousingI'm guessing its all ironic shit though
>>97607025.5" is very modest, that's rude
>>9760771She thinks that if she bounces her chest fast enough, it will scramble your brain and make you entire everyone
>>9760776THAT'S NOT A PONY
>>9760702WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH A LITTLE BRAIN?HUH? HUH?
has rose done anything cool recently
>>9760702Isn't 7.5 inches, average?
We're all a bunch of bronies. Killing time until we go to sleep. Where we wake up, do our things, and then wait until we go back to sleep again.Why do we continue this charade?
>>9760820"The average penis size is 3.5 to 3.7 inches when soft and between 5.0-5.7 inches when hard."
>>9760790Man, these Hellraiser sequels are just not even trying anymore
>>9760776>that rat face>those fucked up legs legs>the way she has her hands splayed out in front of her>"your welcome"0/10 apple-ly yourself
>>9760823Waiting for the weekend to go out and have a good time.
>>9760748Why don't you just draw them non-homo cuddling between friends? Or something other nonsexual?I think the two are really cute together.
>>9760790Is she okay?
>>9760818She has been really active lately. She even took anon's advice and started working on backgrounds.
>>9760823Highest form of procrastination.
>>9760823I do other non pony things though out the dayget more hobbies, you scrub
>>9760823Because we hold hope that the circle will be broken by and byBy and by...
>>9760748>it wouldn't make me anyone's favorite if I didit just might make you minebut then I also have a minor fetish for non consensual use of other people's OCs
>>9760836Shes fine.She really likes getting nailed.
>>9760823Right now I'm contemplating if I should fap or go to sleep.I'm really tired and I know if I fap I'll just end up staying awake longer, but I have my porn open in another tab.
>>9760823I wanna rock and roll all night and pony every day
>>9760685Sounds like EVP (Electronic Voice Phenomenon).http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Electronic_voice_phenomenonThere's a lot of natural explanations for it.
>>9760830Humans can't be perfect like ponies, danny boyYou need to love people for their flaws
>>9760823here we wake up, do our things, and then wait until we go back to sleep again.Isn't that what everyone does?I particularly like browsing /v/,/tv/,/vg/ and /mlp/, re-watching a couple of episodes of FiM and then watching some movies.All while reading a programming book.
>>9760702The mares from where I came from would call that huge, Derpy>>9760820If you mean by pone maths then maybeBy human standards you're just fishing for compliments>tfw 8
>>9760838has she done anymore fluttershy?
>>9760823 I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. [laughs] Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like [coughs] tears in rain. Time to die.
>>9760863>tfw everytime you want to go to sleep someone starts a greentext that makes you want to fap before you go to bed
>>9760685Probably interference from a hearing loopDid you have old neighbors?
>>9760882What a perfectly good waste of math
>>9760909it's even worse when you look back at an old thread and realize you missed discussion of your fetish by a matter of minutes
>>9760874What's the matter?Didn't see that coming?Sorry, that was shortsighted of me...
I like it when pone wears pone clothes and does pone things with her pone friends.
were past the bump limit. you guys are still here?
>>9760909>Time to do my nightly update checking before going to sleep!>Check a fap fic>it has been updated
>>9760919That doesn't happen very oftenMy fetishes are too navilla to be discussed in here regulary
>>9760909>There was this pony right>And she was sooo hot>Like with her butt and stuff>And then one day she uhh....acciently bought clothes that were too small>The end
>>9760935Thread goes until we reach the image limit.
MLPGHow do I stop being mad about the fandom and how everything has devolved these last few years?
>>9760871>loving that>not your pure-fect maiden of a waifuDont do this, I know humans cant be perfect but they should at least TRY.
>>9760950SO HOT PLEASE MORE UNF UNF UNF
>>9760962Vent about it on /mlp/
>>9760962Look at the Sonic Fandom and go "Thank god we aren't that bad!"
>>9760962Try not to pay attention to it and just watch the showBeing here doesnt help at all, and I thoroughly hate the fandom
>>9760950>Babs wearing bicycle shorts that are much too small for herYes. This will do nicely.
>>9760949Do go on anon.
>>9760970I don't think that can be said anymore
>>9760950You know what? Will will fap to this right now just to spite you
>>9760962Keep Moving forward. Try to focus on the good more than the bad.
>>9760912Oh, nonsense. Logic-based world building is always a good part of any fandom.
>>9760955that's gayi'm gonna make one
>>9760962>MLPG> How do I stop being mad about the fandom and how everything has devolved these last few years?People do lots of stupid shit. It's not me. I'll mock them, but that's it. There's better things to get mad about. >Video later emerged on the Internet showing the bloodstained bodies of many children huddled on a floor in the dark, some with their skulls split open, some with their throats cut, and others knifed or shot to death. The video also featured a man's voice screaming, "These are all children! Watch, you dogs, you Arabs, you animals – look at these children, watch, just watch!" Another video showed what was said to be a mass burial of victims. The U.S. State Department later published satellite photos said to show mass graves in Syria that line up with images from the ground supplied by Syrian opposition forces.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Houla_massacreBe happy that the biggest problems we have to face are "autists make fools of themselves". Be happy that our standard of living is so good. We take it for granted.
>>9760834Because then they'd be more likely to like it. And I'd get completely nothing out of it.>>9760851I mean, not like I'd be able to be on any good terms with those people anyway, but I'd rather not be completely disliked.
>>9760962Stop paying attention to the fandom so much and just enjoy what you can get out of the cute ponies.
>>9760980I can't, I have to leave in like 5 minutes
>>9760970>Look at the Sonic Fandom and go "Thank god we aren't that bad!"They're equal. MLP might be worse.
>>9760970We're almost as bad as them now. Probably on the same level.
>>9760685>>9760869Probably electrical interference or picking up bits and pieces of radio broadcast. I had a clock radio that would pick up a mariachi music station really quietly, you could barely hear it until you put your ear right up to the speaker.
>>9760996>Stop paying attention to the fandom so muchBut anon.We are the fandom.
>>9760981It's not like we have a Chris Chan >Nathan.Oh..
>>9761006Nathan is funny, since he's such a nerdy doofus. But he's nowhere near Chris Chan.
>>9760919>that feel when you miss a bimbofication discussionThe gods have abandoned me...
>>9761005Coming around here too much can hamper your enjoyment of the show too I think.
>>9761015why do bimbofication discussions always seem to involve Twilight?
>>9761025It'd be better if it was Fluttershy.
>>9760999Does it really matter if x fandom is worse than y fandom?
>>9760869>>9760911>>9761004Yeah, there was an old couple that used to live alone next door back then. I know it's likely something like that since I tend not to believe paranormal stuff (we used to have a radio that used to pick up these redneck types talking back and forth), but it still gives me the creeps and that's what I hate the most because it takes all night for it to go away. Even now I have to go to the bathroom but I don't want to leave my room because my mind is running rampant about ghosts and shit, and every little bump or scrape I hear is being used to imagine something terrifying outside that's waiting for me to open the door.
>>9761025Tarra, probably Also that kinda power play with taking smart and nerdy Twilight and making her into a air head
>>9761006Nathan doesn't come CLOSE to Chris Chan. Quit overeating.
>>9761037>SoundacornDid that get brought up again recently?Dang, and here I thought I hadn't missed anything fun
>>9760949tell us more, we go way too extreme way too often
>>9761025>>9761015I prefer substance use to bimboification, I like the idea of them giving up control and embracing the feeling of pleasure
>>9761025Because the whole appeal is watching a girl become a ditzy, promiscuous version of themselvesThe smarter or more reserved the girl, the more drastic the change. Rainbow Dash would also be acceptable.
>>9761046No, no it didn't
>>9761037Soundacorn?Not quite sure what that is. Not sure I want to. It sounds really eerie!
>>9761037I don't even know what that is
>>9760976>>9761041>this will never be a picture;_;
>>9761043But we can MAKE him into Chris chan!He just needs to draw some really bad shit.
>>9760991>See the pictures of the dead kidsWell, now I'm both terrified due to the dementia thread, and horribly depressed.Ponies, cheer me up.
>>9761040It's probably the hearing loop. They don't have carrier signals so practically any unshielded circuit can pick it upThe rednecks probably built some illegal broadband transmitters
>>9761079Nobody mentions the BEAR.
>>9761081Which pony do you wish for?
>>9761055>making them ugly and ruining their life for the purpose of fulfilling a fetishNot feeling it.
>>9761059Looks like Brae's style of semen, especially with those beige/off-white colors.
>>9761015Maybe we could have some moreJust for you~bewbs
>>9761076LMJ is our Chris Chan
>>9761088I agree.He was right there, but he was bearly discussed.
>>9761094>beige/slightly yellow cum colors>it's like it's stained with disgusting urineI have yet to find a porn artist that does perfect semen...
>>9760987>pones are only around 2 feet tallmakes sense. Compare how tall they are to that human-sized minotaur in Putting Your Hoof Down.
>>9761099But LMJ can actually draw...
>>9761094That .gif is years old.
>>9761109what? That chart puts them at about 3 and a half feet tall
>>9761105There was one pic that CT did not too long ago which I think nailed it on the head. I'll have to find it.
>>9761109>You'll never carry around your pone by one hoof>You'll never carry around a bushel of fillies by the tail when they're tired
>>9761110he doesnt drawhe makes shapes
>>9761090>Which pony do you wish for?Best Pony of course.
>>9761112Sorry, I thought it might have been part of that animation he was collaborating with edef on.
>>9760991I remember seeing this video of maybe 20 people all lined up in a row blindfolded, and some Jihadi looking guy walked by and shot each in the head one by one with a pistol, then did two more passes. I could never find it again, it was a really eerie video, no one screamed or tried to get away, they just let it happen.
>>9761087You shouldn't hide from the evil in the world. It should motivate you to action. Rise you out of your apathy.
>>9761109Look at the chart. They're 2 feet at the withers (top of their shoulders). They're 3.5 feet at the top of their heads when standing on all fours. They're taller than that if they stand on their two back legs.
>>9761098She can suckle as she wants, those things will never give milk
pubes or no pubes
>>9761138I'm not a wizard
>>9761137>LMJ has a set of shapes ready on standby.>Like CAD.>Side mouths.>Cuts.>Various blood drops.>"Torsos">Just as popular as Buckley
>>9761141I've seen that gif. Not sure if it's real. If you've seen Narco execution vids or gifs, they don't do much either. People become resigned to their fate.
>>9761153pubes.and hairy armpits and legs
>>9761079I wish people would of capped this threaditwasglorious
>>9761055Same, bimbofication rubs me the wrong way but I love me some stoner ponies
>>9761156>2 candiesIt's a changeling!
>>9761156I like sleepy eyed ponies
>>9761159>LMJ is popular>Bum Tickley is popularI think I know how to cash in on internet bux
>>9761156I'll make you walk funny bon bon, wanna see?
>>9761153Above is fineAny around just makes oral disgustingAnd guys should be trimmed at the very least, frequently shaved or waxed preferably
>>9761093They can still be pretty. Of course you make them doll themselves up for you before they "work" for their next hit.
>not putting all your money in the Butts market
>>9761179I invested all of my money in buttcoins
>>9761172Be a shitty artist?
>>9761160There was one I know that was real where the guys were screaming after they got shot, it was a firing squad type thing, they just stood back and lit them all up, shot each one 10-15 times and some were still alive and screaming. Then one guy walked by and shot each one in the back of the head, and even then you could still hear some of them gurgling and trying to breathe.
>>9761162/v/ is archived isn't it?
>>9761156I she implying what I think she's implying?I wouldn't mind some hardcore pony sex, I'm a big guy I'm sure I can take it.
>>9761183"What was that last part, BonBon? Didn't quite catch that."
>>9761179>Falling for the bull traptop lelIt's going to collapse to 2012 prices
If we're all so lonely, why don't we become each others friends?
>>9761171>>9761186Why can't I find a nice girl like Lyra?
>>9761186>it's like we're marriedWhoa there little horse
>>9761186No funny business. Hooves above the covers.
>>9761184I got lucky, I was waiting on bank verification when prices "crashed"
Wait so Luna can just perv in on any ponies while they're dreaming?how rude
>>9761183>BonBon secretly crushing on you.I don't know this feel...
>>9761207I thought we wereThis is what friends do, right?
>>9761186>It's like we're marriedOh, man. My heart...
>>9761207that's what skype and tumblr is for
>>9761202>"unless you.... *mutter* *mutter* me...
Hey Applejack, how would you like this nice fresh apple?
>>9761224But I don't know any of your names. We're all just anonymous.
>>9761207A-are we not friends? ;_;
>>9761207We pretty much spend tons of time with each other even if it's through text, talking about our mutual interest in the most candid manners possible.How exactly are we NOT friends?Though I guess we couldn't logically be friends if we think different ponies are best pony.
>>9761217And no one will believe you
>>9761192Yeah it was archived
>>9761207I don't want friends, I want a pony wife.
>>9761207Anon is my best friendI wish I could find one to fuck thoughI'll probably just whore myself out on grindr in the end
>>9761235what the fuck is that?
>>9761207Because it's not meant to be. Because no matter how much you try, the other party will never pick up on your subtle hints. Because my tragic flaw is my pride.
>>9761207Were just anonymous people who happened to like ponies and some very lewd stuff.If we met in real life we probably wouldn't even like each other.
Good morning, MLPG!
>>9761217And Celestia can do it on day dreams.
>>9761254It's a delicious apple.
>>9761260Don't sleep with your keyboard like that
>>9761242>>9761241It's easier when there's a physical disconnect. I doubt we'd talk about ponies in the level of sexual graphic detail we do here. It's one thing to say you want to slam balls deep into a winking mare and cum insider her on the internet, totally different in reality.
>tfw spent more time with anon than anyone else over the past two years
>>9761233"Miiiiiight have to talk a little louder than Fluttershy levels. Unless I do...?"
>>9761233Oh, OK, I guess it wasn't anything important then.
>>9761252>Love and Other FeelsFuck, that movie...
>>9761254>>9761267It's called a Pink Pearl.
>>9761242That's almost the very definition of bros
>>9761267give me a straight answer, anon
>>9761252Only if you have a vertical smile, anon
>>9761271I don't want to do thatSometimes I go along with it and make jokes to fit in
>>9761229The only person I ever considered a friend on tumblr got insanely resentful of me. Other people I tried to initiate a conversation with just never carry on. So not really.
>>9761207I thought that for a while, but I've yet to find someone I'm really friends with.
Pone loves you
>>9761314Ponies aren't real. We use them because we're lonely.
>>9761289Go on, try it.
>>9761207>add someone on steam out of desperate loneliness>get super nervous every time he wants to chat>never could say anything outside of hi>always immediately close contact, delete as friend and block them and just forget any of it ever happened.
>>9761314Lies.Pone could never love me.Applebutt would reject me in a heartbeat.
>>9761323At least someone wants to chat with you
>>9761323>tfw even if someone initiates contact you're convinced that as soon as the conversation is over they don't want to talk to you anymore and you'd be bothering them
I thought moot was deleting /s4s/
>>9761323>add a few people on skype>speak with them once>never againwhy is this so difficult
>>9761302What's with that look now?Are you sure there isn't anything on your mind?You can tell me anything, you know.
>>9761340People wanted their shitposting no rules dub board. PEople will get tired of it
>>9761294Very few of us actually want to have sex with real life horses.Though plenty of us would have sex with little colorful magic talking ponies if (hypothetically) given the opportunity.Personally, all of them are so innocent and cute that I would never opt for a fuck. Given the opportunity to romance them and potentially falling in love is a different story.
>>9761314And I love pone. Specifically, this pone, for she is the apple-est of pones.
>>9761336it was just some random person I added from a steams friends thread, I got so nervous I almost cried.>>9761337that too.
I just bought 15 months of Playstation Plus because it looks like great value now that I'm actually playing my PS3How dumb am I and what should I expect from Okami HD?
>>9761340g-good joke moot
>>9761337>>9761342>tfw you managed to overcome all these problems>tfw you eventually find out that talking to people isn't very interesting after all
>>9761342>add a few people on skype>don't ever speak to them>don't ever log in again after adding them
>>9761323I never try to start conversations with people on steam because I always think they don't want to talk to me. In the rare moments that I do talk to them I never have anything interesting to say and then I feel like I'm boring them.
>>9761274>try to get her to admit she likes it>she shakes her head furiously, even with a mouthful of pillow
>>9761342Because you can't think of anything to talk about that both of you would be interested in.
>>9761356>what should I expect from Okami HDFun.
>>9761323>add people on steam>never talk to them or play a game with them>add once irl friends>same song and danceThis is some hard shit
>>9761314As much as I want that to be true lets be real about this.If Ribbon saw me in real life she would fuck her boyfriend extra hard that night out of spite.
>>9761351BUY SOME APPLES
>>9761366>tsundere level: rape roleplay
>>9761356>what should I expect from Okami HDno ponies. It has horses, but they're not very sexy.
>>9761376thats not a thing that would happen
How would pone react to Anon touching?
>>9761361See the thing is, I don't seek people out but people seek me out cause despite my internal problems I'm actually able to talk to people like a normal personIt just means that once I'm not around them naturally often I usually end up never talking to them again.And yea, most people are not people I really care to talk to often.
>We'll never turn /soc/ for a night>We'll never exchange details for people nearby >We'll never find a few people that you actually like>You'll never meet them in person and become friends>You'll never agree to never tell each other your names on MLPG if you have them>You'll never spend none of your time talking about pone
>>9761376>fuck her boyfriend extra hardAnd about seven other different OCs.
>>9761378I swear I thought that gif was going to pull a Dr. Rockso.
>>9761314If I was to ever be in Equestria I would be so scared and embarrassed of actually talking to a pone I'd just sit in the Everfree and hunt shit.
>>9761393I'm pretty sure I'm the only one from my country.
This isn't really a story but I am terrified of convalescent homes in a way that goes beyond the observable. I just won't go in them, because of how they make me feel. I've been in morgues before but old-folks homes take the cake when it comes to giving off the worst vibes of hopelessness, desperation, and death. I literally feel like I have life-hungry eyes watching me at every turn, as if all the old people want to take my soul and youth from me, like vampires. Misery cloaks those places and I just can't go into them.
>>9761376Red Ribbon is too promiscuous for my taste. I couldn't be with a girl if she thought of me as some sort of transitory period.I derive more happiness from love than sex.
>>9761384You'd be surprised>>9761395>
>>9761408>tfw find out that there's Anon anon only a few km from me>He doesn't want to fuck;_;
>>9761408RUN AS FAST AS KENYANS
>>9761393I know that at least one or two people from here live at least sort of close to me based on things they've said
>>9761356>Okami HDYou ever played the original?Think of that, except way prettier and not as muddy.If you haven't, think about it as Legend of Zelda as a Japanese painting come to life where you're a badass goddess wolf.
>>9761414but its my OC
>>9761408Are you that guy in that Indonesian country?
>>9761411The ritual is complete>>9761412>Red Ribbon is too promiscuous for my tasteI try not to think about it
>>9761425Now that is a little pony!
>>9761418Scared of confrontation, scared doing new things, scared of meeting new people.I'd just sleep in the cave and hunt things.
>>9761386It depends on the kind of touching. You can see here that this kind of touching -- going around to the inner thigh -- is definitely too personal for someone of Anon's familiarity. It's best to avoid such touching so as not to offend ponies.However, a friendly hug, or pat on the back or neck, would probably go over well. Things like ear scratching would be a gray area, as it may be too familiar.
>>9761429No, but I'm sure there are others who represent their country alone here.
>>9761419only gay anons want to hook up
>>9761403I would want to be as little of a bother to the ponies as I could...Then again, the chances of me not being seen and then sought out quickly would virtually be zero.
>>9761393>You'll never have pone streaming parties every week>Especially in Aus where it streams at like 2;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;
>>9761446>tfw one is the loneliest number
>>9761436She is a little pony with a big silly wizard hat.Therefore she is the cutest.
>>97614280r0, dont make me wreck u m80
>>9761459>Typical Twilight Fan.jpg
>>9761443Oh, I'd just build a wooden shack somewhere. I'd act like I'm some sort of mythical creature if they found me.
>>9761462But two could be as bad as one.
>>9761472im not 0r0
>>9761414>>9761434Just think, AppleDan, there's another pony out there who would be your perfect, adoring, and faithful waifu and you've been ignoring her all this time. You don't even know who she is.
>>9761382>even tied up and gagged, her hips involuntary rock in timing with yours>you can see it in her face how hard she's trying not to orgasm
Would you take a pony you like and scratch them at the withers, making them melt in relaxation?
What if we made a MLPG grindr
>>9761487dammit rediv>>9761491I know it's Bon Bon
>>9761495I'd want nothing more than to do that.
>>9761479I'd claim that I hail from supreme warriors and that I am the master of my clan, then I'd show them this manticore head that I have on the wall.That'd make all the mares wet for me.If I wasn't so beta.
>>9761508Nevermind, I found it.
>>9761495>Ponies melt into a puddle when you scratch them in the right spotDon't worry though; they pull themselves back together after awhile
>>9761494>Her mind is fighting her body.>She doesn't want to orgasm to a chimp.>But her body wants to milk that exotic predator seed for all its worth and she is disgusted by it.
>>9761478But she doesn't even have a fancy wizard cape.
>>9761495I wish I was a pony being scratched at my whither, I would just love to have a caring master who wouldn't do anything sexual unless I wanted it and I wouldn't put a collar on me.
>>9761521Who needs capes when you have fancy hats?
>>9761508>>9761515>>9761522>Not actually being gayCome on guys
>>9761479I highly doubt that would actually end up happening. You were raised in an environment where you never had to do these things, and if you didn't know exactly what to do, you're quickly going to fall to various hazards of survivalism, the most obvious of which in a place like the Everfree would be monster attacks. Hell, one cockatrice is enough to snuff you out for good.In all honesty, the prospect of clear, ordered, and vibrant civilization being RIGHT THERE would be enough to send your instincts haywire. People got out of the wilderness because it fucking sucks. Even /k/ommandos get hundreds of dollars worth of equipment before spending a couple of days in the wild.It's a definite that living with the ponies is your only option. That, or visiting them on a regular basis.