Old thread: >>9753090Topic: ...More apples?
>cape
>drape
hi moto
Apples.
>grape
>>9755889As an applefag and the proprietor of the old horse, I approve.
Yellow?
Twilight will never love you as much as she loves her books.
>>9755889WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU?!
>>9755977But she already does.
>>9755889Does her right face cheek have a tumor or something?
>>9755977I am Twilight's books.
>>9755966That is correct.
>>9755966Texyou've drawn some nice applehipscould you draw some rainbowhips?
hi hi hi
>>9755977But anon...I AM A BOOK
>>9755977That's silly, she married me because she loves me, you nut.
i love the "(You)" thing on replies
Pudgy butts.
>>9756001Stop trying to sully Tex with your perversions Anonymous.
>>9756006Zetta pls go
>>9756012I hate it
>>9755976Yellow is a nice color.
>>9755977Wow, looks like Twilight really does enjoy having a pickle in her!
>>9756001Do you mean Rambo Whips?I love those.
>>9756023I am indifferent
>implying Twilycorn is bad
>>9756009Anon, you really should seek professional help. You're not married to Twilight Sparkle, you can't be. She is married to me.
>>9756015Lauren Faust knew what she was doing
>>9755931Uh...how's this?
>>9756027Braces are fucking adorable on ponies
>>9756042It sure as shit isnt good
>>9756035I am more than indifferent, but less than in love with it.
unf
>>9756004http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxgP9gmsGbMHI HI HI HI
>>9756027she a beautiful pony
>>9756048I want it
>>9756050Important, tooThey help prevent BUCK teeth!
>>9756056And you say that because?
>>9756070[crackling intensifies]
>>9756081I do agree.
>>9756001Rainbow... Hips?
>>9756070>Go on a RH OST listening spree one day>Its the japanese version>Later I pick back RH>Upset cause these songs are in english>End up singing along in Japanese anyway
How would Pony treat you if you were suddenly teleported to equestria?
>>9756048Yeah, that's right!
>>9756050They are.
>>9755889Applejack is the most likely to want to breed, soYes.
>>9756109Depends on so many things you just can't know. But if you want to have a huge chance of them not hating you instant;y pretend to be hurt near FS's cabin and then get introduced to the rest of the ponies trough her.
>>9756081I only wish a girl existed like her in real life for me to procreate with, marry and have a family with.
>>9756048That's......well, that's something.
>>9756109All pony or specifically one?
>>9756109Iron will was a humanoid cow and he got called a monsterthe cow population is currently enslaved and a cow has never been referred to as a monsterI don't think things would go well, at least at the very start
>>9756106you heard me.>>9755855
>>9756081She's okay.
>you will never bust a nut on braces
>>9756159But none of them were afraid of him, and it was just the most racist ponies anyway.Zecora never got called a monster and the whole town was afraid of her.
>>9756166> dem hipsMy ultra-niggahs.
>>9756144You and me both brotherShe probably does exist, she's just extremely hard to find and I would have no idea how to find her
>>9756109probably be scared of me at first.
>>9756196Fluttershy take off the saddleYou look like a whore
>>9756139I could imagine all of them liking you, except maybe AJ and RD.Twilight would love to learn about all of human history/knowledge/culture.Fluttershy would love to meet a new speciesRarity would love to design clothes and fashion for a whole new speciesPinkie would love to welcome you to equestria and ponyvilleRD and AJ would be apathetic at best because I'm a lazy fuck who doesn't interest them in anyway
>>9756108when you play listen the songs from RH in jap, there's no turning back
>>9756204fuck you, it makes her feel pretty and we all know she has self-confidence problems
>>9756178Kinda funny how both of them just kinda brushed it off.I mean, Iron just took it with stride.Zecora kinda got accepted by the town instantly.She even cracked a joke about it in Cutie Pox.
>>9756166I will do it. I will draw these rainbow hips.
>>9756109The ponies seem fairly open to other species; outside of Zecora, they've never been too fearful of strangers. Heck, they barely noticed that Gilda was there. I think you'd be a novelty for a while but if you proved willing to fit in and not do anything overtly aggressive, you'd become accepted fairly quickly.
>>9756214I would imagine AJ would like to see if you're actually strong in some wayRD would just want to go fast
>>9756243
>>9755966How mad is that stallion on the train on a scale of 1 to 10
>>9756144There are at least a few crunchy-granola types who fit the billGreat hips and allThe real trick is being interesting enough to them to warrant forming a family.
How could the ponies not like me?I'm a nice guy
>>9756262He's just upset because he'll never be a pretty mare in a pretty dress
>>97562621 2 3 4
>>9756282pone is scared of human
>>9756243Today is a good day
>>9756287Okay, Tex.What comes next?
>>9756293But I didn't even do anything!
>>9756251Are you kidding? They're terrified of the vaguely unfamiliar. They only accepted Gilda in passing because her species is known and likely had broad cultural contact with Equestria.
>>9756253Actually, your height and hands would make you incredibly good and efficient at picking apples/helping around the farm. Maybe I could teach Dash some human sports.
>>9756218The English version of RHW is pretty decent, though.
>>9756214>Twilight would love to learn about all of human history/knowledge/culture.Oh this cannot go right...>"So, has your species ever had wars before?">'HAVE WE?! Have a seat, this is going to take a while.'
>>9756302
>>9756304They're terrified of bunnies (common, known) and completely welcoming to a minotaur (uncommon, considered a monster).
>>9756243>I will do it. I will draw these rainbow hips.
As a human in Equestria, would you become an entrepreneur and tinkerer?Say like ... this?http://grist.org/list/slingshot-based-condom-applicator-definitely-deserves-a-100000-grant/
>>9756308>After a long day of picking apples with AJ, Anon heads to the field to show Dash how to play hand egg
>>9756322>"Wow, that sounds a lot like our pre-Equestrian history! Wait, right there, I have my notes upstairs!"
>>9756322I remember that threadThough I would be a little more tactful about it
>>9756371but they already have hand egg cutie marks
>>9756308>teach Dash some human sports>They have football, even though that have no way of even holding them
>>9756391Quiet, you
Ponywise is streaming art Q&A.
>>9756308thishelp around the farm, play sports with dash
Good night MLPG
>>9756385Oh come on, I am sure Twilight would love to know about how advanced our science is. And how we made a bomb that acts like a tiny sun.She likes suns doesn't she?
>>9756402Oh look, Fluttershy see's an assShe can see her butt, too!
>>9756322She'd be interested about it regardless. Especially since Earth never had gods or anything. Nothing but man and pure chance shaped the world. No Magic or anything. Plus the amount of technology humanity has developed would blow her mind. Imagine showing her your cell phone. You couldstart a fucking industrial revolution in Equestria.
>>9756391>>9756410I'm imagining this exchange between Rainbow Dash and Applejack; AJ's trying to humor the poor guy and besides, she's kind of interested.
>>9756323It's Raise this barn, raise this barn. Duh.
>>9756402Does Fluttershy like butts too?
>>9756322>>9756385I still maintain that Griffons and humans would become bros, though even Griffons are a little put off by HOW apt Humans are to making extremely efficient killing machines and biological warfare."Wars with millions of soldiers, then? So you make some big pies, huh?""No, just one Fat Boy."> the Griffons by this point have learned not to ask the further question if they want to sleep tonight> they don't get a lot of sleep lately
>>9756418>40 winksunf
>>9756429
>>9756304Actually Rarity or Twilight said that Griffons are a very unusual sight.
>>9756432>Especially since Earth never had gods or anything.Well, neither has Equestria, so I'm not sure why that figures in.
>Uruguay approves gay marriage
>>9756425good night comfy parasprite resting comfortably in best pony's mane
>>9756426Oh I'd be honest and upfront about it, sureBut I'm not going to gloat or paint a picture making us out to be blood thirsty monsters. We can be, but we also are aware of that and it frightens us
>>9756437Of course, next time I'll have to apple-y myself.
>>9756448Unusual but not novel. They seemed to think her exotic but not terrifying, like Zecora. My guess is Gilda's people have been dealt with before, not so much Zecora's by most Equestrians in the past few generations.
>>9756465
>>9756448Rarity said they're rare.And yet the two seen so far have been more or less treated as if they were an everyday occurance.
>>9756460>>Uruguay approves gay marriage
>>9756441Well that's if the griffons are the warrior race.I still consider all of them being Frenchies.
>>9756454There are two living gods that rule of Equestria and raise the sun/moon. DYEWTS?
>>9756463I would be afraid to talk about itEven mentioning it wold be a no no for me
>>9756460When will they approve pony marriage?
>>9756465Oh god its spreadingShut everything down
>>9756440Fluttershy loves butts and wide hips. But don't tell anyone, she's really embarrassed by it.
>>9756470
>>9756501What kind of a picture of Fluttershy is that?
>>9756441We have them beat in terms of technology and historical horrorBut one on one, they'd tear me apart like a meat tissue
>>9756460MORE LIKEEUROGAYAMIRITE
>>9756483Or the ponies could just be ultra plebs that know nothing about the value of gems?
So which pony do you think would have their gravestone unmarked on their death simply because they couldn't identify her corpse?
>>9756508
is it time?
>>9756486> implying France before the 1900's weren't pretty well known for warfareI mean they weren't Spartans but they were average.
>>9756490But they're not gods, they're alicorns. Cadance and Twilight Sparkle are alicorns, too.
>>9756517Uruguay is in south america, not europe.
>>9756502but I thought Chistery was a slutty mare
>>9756535Oh yea pre 20th century Frenchies were fucking great but Im talking about the modern sucky Frenchies
>>9756508A yellow one.
>>9756541MORE LIKESOUTH AMERIGAY
>>9756524The Mayor.She has some intense political rivals.
>>9756535YeahPart of the whole problem with the French in WWII was they were still set in their old ways of war and couldnt adapt to the changing field of mechanizationThey were literally fighting with weapons from the last world war
>>9756502... Yes?>>9756546I think it's always the ribs that upset me the most in that picture.That and strawberry wine. Sheesh. Talk about kiddy shit.
HERE'S TO YOU, NIKOLA AND BART
>>9756546You're half right.
>tfw there will never be an affordable Gilda plushie
>>9756496Oh you baby.They would suspect something considering we are the dominate species and we have jack shit as far as physical features to show for it.>"How does a hairless monkey conquer an entire planet?">'Be smarter then the other hairless monkeys, and the hairy animals.'
>>9756524All of the ones with hour glass cutie marks>"Oh jeeze, theres bodies everwhere. Who's who?">"I dunno, just stick them all in."
>>9756537Neither Twilight nor Cadence have shown any of the qualities Celestia and Luna have shown.
>>9756554That must be one tasty sandwichI want a bite
>>9756486a lot of historic shortsightedness here.france is actually one of the most successful nations in war ever to exist.
>>9756608get your sandwich, dweeb
>>9756524Bonbons 1 through 43
>>9756537I really do hate Cadance for upsetting the set dynamic for literally no reason
>>9756535>averageAccording to the historian Niall Ferguson, of the 125 major European wars fought since 1495, the French have participated in 50 – more than Austria (47) and England (43). Out of 168 battles fought since 387BC, they have won 109, lost 49 and drawn 10.
>There will be one book for every main character will receive a book like Twilight's book>The author considers them canon even if she can't say that officially>She never interacted with the writers>she only met Jayson at a brony convention
>>9756635But I don't have one.Which is why I am asking for a bite.
>>9756651Yeah reallyIt was already sketchy enough having them be princesses and not Queens.
>>9756608Maybe you could put something even tastier in her mouth, if you know what I'm saying.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exxChCHwjWE&feature>Puppets from the Double Rainboom thingy.He doesn't even know those things aren't from Double Rainboom.
>>9756654I stand corrected. That being said, "French" doesn't mean "pussy-assed bitch."
>>9756651>Tfw when you just changed your headcanon that Cadence doesn't change anything nor is at Celestia and Luna's level
>>9756667A title is but just a title, Anon.You don't see people complaining about Twilight not being called kouhai~
>>9756676O-oh my~
>>9756666...no
>>9756703You suck
>>9756654France is pretty central as far as military importance goes, isn't it?I'm no historian, but I would guess it was more fights going to france rather than the other way around
Sandwiches?Sandwiches.
>>9756759
>>9756759eh, I guessby the way, if the anon from last night who recommended the honey wheat italian BMT with everything is here: your sandwich sucked and I hated it
>>9756702Best not keep her waiting, anon.
>>9756769> HEH HEH TEEM FURTRUSS> BEST HAT SIMULATOR> HEAVY HEAVY HEAVY SPY BEST GAEM GOTYPlease let's not do this
>>9756796go away /v/
>>9756796I-I wasn'tNo fun allowed I guess
>>9756809>GG avoid sex jokesAnd this is the result.
>>9756515It's likethe Roman Legion versus the Germanic Tribes. One on One a Legion would get its ass kicked immediately. But due to tactics and technology they kicked ass again and again.
>>9756783>BMTSure is bland, next time go for the philly, pastrami or the sweet onion chicken teriyaki
Little ponies in a mobwhat's a mob to a princesswhat's a princess to a godwhat's a god to a non believer
>>9756786I guess it's that time of the hour again
>>9756854> what is a god to a non-believerA hole to fuck.
>>9756796What is wrong with you? Whatever did TF2 do yto you to make you so hateful?
We're slow.
>>9756783>Some other anon recommende the honey wheat italian BMTHoly shit that's what I get every fucking time
>>9756847>Best sandwiches suggested by the best postermah nigga
>>9756863unf
>>9756786I want to cure her heat in a consensual loving fashion
>>9756868Nothing. Not a thing.Its fans, on the other hand ...
>>9756841Thing is that Roman soldiers were never trained in one on one combat and were punished if the abandoned formation. All the average roman soldier knew was formation things.
>>9756868He probably can't afford unusuals
>>9756876Are you a rarifag too?
>>9756841And this is also the reason why they withdrew from the germanic territories and never colonized and proviancilized it?
>>9756890>Hating something because of the fanbaseWhy are you here
Hey, wow.>March 10, 2012And she just finished this the other day?
>>9756892and look what they did as a result. Modern day militaries are trained to be part of a squad, not a one man army.
>>9756890Did someone scam you and took your salvaged crate for a machina?
>>9756905my double niggah
>>9756917YesShe came to visit. Drew Dash, two OC pictures and finished that
>>9756919>one man army.Which pony would whore OMA and a noob tube?
>>9756917A shame she didn't finish the other one.
>>9756924No, I just got so fucking tired of hearing the references every day from my friends and Internetl colleagues.It's much what happened for me and How I Met Your Mother.BARNEY BARNEY HA HA SLAP BET BRO CODE HIGH FIVE HIGH FIVE TWO FIVE HAH HAH BRO CODE BARNEY.
>>9756919In the American military, one-on-one combat is still trained.
>>9756888She'd probably be great in bed, too. Imagine those moans and squeaks of pleasure she'd make.post-sex cuddling with her would be amazing
>>9756907The Romans never really conquered any of their territories. They moved in and basically got used by the locals until they were no longer useful/able to keep a strong garrison presence.
>>9756892Yeah. What a bunch of backwards motherfuckers.I mean they had a volteer enlistment based army, with a regulated length of service, had daily training and excercises, received monthly payment and used government issue equipment. What a bunch of savages
>>9756934Rainbow Dash, who would also go tac knife.
I feel like dicking around in zbrush.which pony should I try to sculpt?I hardly have any experience in zbrush so it will most likely look like shit if it even looks like a pony.
>>9756924I love TF2 ever since it went F2P. Jewing has never been so easy.
What's /mlp/'s condition since the end of the last season. Improvement? Worse than before?
>>97570193d ponies are an old hatmodel a pony coin instead
>>9756958What was the other one?
Would a pony a waffle sandwich?http://bel50.com/
>>9757059No idea broheim, I stay here
>>9756963>not getting psychedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ0Yd-Pburs
anyone down for a stram?
>>9757067unf
>>9756888She might be a little more forceful than you expect if she's in heat
>>9756742the whole thing about France being cowardly revolves around Republican butthurt because they weren't stupid enough to get involved in Iraq.And as much as they like to refer to that joke "Cheese eating surrender monkeys" from that old Simpsons epsiode, it was making fun of drunk bigoted Scotsmen more than it was the French.
>>9757059still awful but slightly improvedthis is just an estimate because I don't venture forth very often
>>9757079Is it pones or vidya?SAI is buggin' on me right now -_-
>>9757100the jokes been around since the end of WWII.
>>9756984She'd talk about how much she loved you making her feel so warm. And she'd reflexively wrap her wings tighter around you, pulling you tighter together.
>>9756984I want to turn her into a quivering mass of ecstasy and joyit's my fetish
This stream is pretty cool.Why aren't you watching it?
>>9757120suuuuure
>>9756981Because someone on 4chan said something it's fact? Do you think roman soldiers would just drop their weapons and go "DURRRR DERP DERP" if they are not in a formation? The training regimen was extremely ruthless and demanding, and the shields and swords they used in training were twice as heavy as the actual equipment. One on one combat was trained rigorously, but a well kept formation increases the effectiveness of the soldiers immensely. People think that roman legions received not training, but walking in a line, while they in fact ate energy rich food and basically were physically training the whole day, or marching if they were on campaign.
>>9757060okayI meant sculpt on a 2D plane though, so it would be more like 2.5D I guess.
>>9757135because you didn't link it?
>>9757114sadly, procaster is a bag of dragon dildos and won't work with pones anymore. I have to upgrade my processor before I can pone stream again.
>>9757135What is playing?
>>9757135Link the end of the url perhaps you ass?
>>9757120>>9757100Yeah, they surrendered in World War II and were considered to have just "rolled over"It's funny how America never faced the same pressure under the German army and could sit back and make fun of anyone they wanted to.
>>9757088They are pretty great.
>romans>implying spartans wouldn't slap their shit
>>9757144>Do you think roman soldiers would just drop their weapons and go "DURRRR DERP DERP" if they are not in a formation?Actually they tended to get their asses kicked pretty bad when ambushed outside of formation.
>>9757156I mentioned it above.It's Ponywise. That's the channel name as well.She's having people submit art to her and doing some critique and advice.
>>9757166Isn't it more about how they were raped and defeated in the war in a week?
>>9757192So I take it she's a scaredy pony?
>>9757177>implying a pegasus army wouldn't destroy any fighting force that didn't have guns
>>9757196That too, but again, mechanized angry purple military hate-dick versus "last war" defensive line, well
>>9757177Umm, Sparta was Rome's bitch.
>>9757211With hoofgrip, duh.
>>9757144No not really. One on one combat was mostly ignored in Roman armies. Basic training maybe but any other soldier would defeat a roman soldier in one to one.Their equipment worked best in formation and wasn't as good out of it,
>My Little Off topic: Politics is Magic
>>9757185Yeah, but that wouldn't mean they were terrible. The Germanic Tribes were all about one on one fighting. The Roman Army put more emphasis on training as a part of a whole, and they benefitted greatly as a result.
>>9757196I guess some people forget about the French Resistance and the Free French Forces.
>>9757127And instinctively kiss you on the lips and blush in embarrassment.
so how about that magician?
>>9757243We could talk about ponies>>9757211Like those ponies.
>>9757267She's a slut
>>9757267Yeah, sure, I'd give her the D
>>9757267She's terrible at being a magician.
Which are you looking forward to in S4?>New charactersor>Deeper character development of the mane 6
>>9757243Happening?
>>9757243Here, have a handymare
>>9757243you're part of the "problem"
>>9757267I want her to dominate me.
>>9757221It was still stupid to have a defensive line on the part of the border that was also not invaded during WWI. I understand that they built the defensive line to force them to go around, but their response to mechanization was terrible. The Polish put up better fighting and they were being pushed back from both sides.
>>9757284There will be new characters, but I don't want too many; the cast is large enough now that it'd be nice to revisit some of the ones we already have.
>>9757305I want to dominate her, and put her in her place.
>>9757284Does deeper character development mean they become princesses?
>>9757284I'm all for deeper character development. Better focus is far superior to a clusterfuck of characters.
>>9757305I would fuck her until her clothes are torn to shreds.
/discussionLet's talk about ponies instead
>>9757328Only the other elements of harmony.
>>9757338>MARE INTERNUMunf
>>9757293I'd give her a handy if you know what I mean
>>9757338Hey I can pinpoint my town on that map
>>9757338how would the Equestrian Military fare against an Invasion by the Romans?
>>9756783Are these just the sandwhiches of choice
>>9757360
>>9757375Pegasi can fly and thus have air superiority.
>>9757358Mare is Latin for sea.Also remember in the pilots that big dark horse head shape NMM was making on the moon? Those things are also called mares.NightMARE MoonGet it?
>>9757375The Equestrian military has flying units.
>>9757384It means I'd bring you to orgasm using only my hands.
>>9756196>>9756144>>9756275>everyone forgetting about the guy who's married to a human version of Fluttershydo you even MLPG
>>9757307The invasion of France lasted longer than the invasion of Poland, and the Germans took three times as many casualties in taking it. That was also with a much more experienced, battle-hardened army.Not to mention Germany's Blitzkrieg tactics were highly revolutionary, and surprised not just the French, but the Belgians, Dutch, British, etc.
>>9757383Wow Luna is so rude she should give Shining Armor his sandwich instead of dropping it all over him
>>9757383>chestboobs>still no hands and feet
>>9757383I want a sandwich in spaceWhy won't science be funded for space sandwiches
>>9757383MT pls draw Shining cuddled up between Cadence and Luna.
>>9757338
>>9757375>Magic>Weather control>Control over the day and night cyclesI'm pretty sure they could intimidate the Romans to surrender. Hell they could easily convince them to be made gods.
>>9757263>you will never reciprocate that kiss
>>9756783fuck you, you don't know shit
>>9757383MT pls, femanon on shiny
>>9757411There was a guy? What guy? When? WHO?
>>9757436>it's pregnant
>>9757456but who's the father?
>>9757436My god...
RAMIREZ TAKE THAT LOVE BACK FROM THE CHANGELINGS
>>9757451>>9757411I'm actually here right now.
>>9757338>nobody plays Mare Nostrum anymoreI just want to kill Matildas by the score in a Panzer III.
>>9757436>no wings
>>9757468Barbarian hordes.
>>9757468Italy
>>9757475Oh. Now I'm bored, never mind.
>>9757475Doh ho ho ho.You have some stories?
>>9757323>submissive TrixieI don't know, man. I just don't know if I'd like that.
>>9757494...About what? My wife?
>>9757482
I can check out of MLPG any time I like.
>>9757474SOAP, TAKE RPG AND SHOOT AT HIND
>>9757495I want to rape and mindbreak her.
>>9757507No about your grandmother
>>9757521
>>9757519Oh jeez, what isn't an alicorn these days
>>9757507I guess how does she compare with Fluttershy?I didn't mean anything salacious. Sheesh.
>>9757521That's nice dear.
>>9757540She's shy, quiet, long hair, really gentle, great at playing nurse when I'm sick. Can't fly though. Yet
We are RICH sire!Rich, rich, RICH!
>>9757565Oh and she cries a lot over things she really shouldn't get upset over, but that's how most women operate.
>>9757569SPEND IT ALL ON HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK
>>9757569I'm rich Jeeves. Not we. I.
>>9757565How did you meet her?
>>9757429Sure
>>9757605Through some mutual friends.
>>9757610He looks very happy to be the cream in that oreo
>>9757610Hahaha, that look on his face!This is adorable.
>>9755889That is a fine horse.
>>9757637>Obligatory 2 hour late post
>>9757629Hey.No Oreos in the library.
>>9757657There's always to complement a fine horse.
>>9757665MAKE ME
how do i tell pone i love her
Why didn't you save her?
>>9757665You're not the boss of me Twily
>>9757709DON'T YOU KNOW HOW DANGEROUS THOSE THINGS ARE?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SwdMPpkS5Uk
>>9757610cute/10
>>9757720But she's still alive. What would I have to have saved her from?
>>9757665Twilight, Pinkie Pie called me a potato!
>>9757720too yellow
>>9757727I wish Babs was my imouto. I'd protect her from bullies and take her out for ice cream and everything.
what if this shirt was all that was left of humanitylike the aliens come and try to bring proof that there was civilization on Earthand all that's left is this
>>9757733WELL I'M STILL EATING THEM AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME TWILIGHT
>>9757748thats cause you are a potato, now stay off my blog
>>9757620Oh...I want to meet a girl like that so bad. I just want to sate my infatuation with Fluttershy...
>>9757757>what if this shirt was all that was left of humanity>like the aliens come and try to bring proof that there was civilization on Earth>and all that's left is thisThere was a comic where the only thing Aliens recover from human society is ICP videos.
>>9757757>the only evidence left of humanity is Corwin's LMJ comic.
>>9757755You clearly don't actually have a younger sister.They're aggravating. Also boring.
>>9757755>"Mom said I wasn't supposed to have too much ice cream. S-she's got me signed up for this dumb ballet class."
>>9757757Must have been a full moon.
>>9757757They'd think that somehow we began respecting pack animals and status symbols like horses when they are so loved and doted on they can even become lazy and fat.Surely they would think we lived in a time of plenty, basking in the light of the Sun, without care or sin.
I'm still here, and I watched none of Season 3. And there's nothing you can do about it.
AnonYou are teleported at the outskirts of Ponyvile. The fuck do you do? What are your plans?
>>9757785
>>9757763
Is Ghost Pony still a thing?
>>9757444
>>9757791you're not missing muchdon't be a brony though, go watch s3
>>9757780>Babs begrudgingly enjoying doing balletIf I don't see this within the next hour I will literally die.
>>9757793Hope like hell Equestria has invented synthetic insulin.
>>9757810To war!
>>9757793Retreat into Everfree.Slay manticore.Wear as new coat.
>>9757793Gasp for air and try to put my helmet back on
>>9757785Wow dude.
>>9757793QUESTIONS:Am i human or am i poneIf pone, what race am iIf pone, what gender am iIf pone, do i have a cutie mark
>>9757841Human
>>9757836I would let her fuck me.
>>9757855suicide
>>9757855OhWell then I just... go into town I guess
>>9757827My nigga.
>>9757793I stride boldly into town and ask the first pony I see where I am.
>>9757870>Bonbon is the first pony you see>she tells you that humans are horrible monsters in Equestria and all the ponies will hate and attack you
>>9757808I hope not.
>>9757865>freaky bipedal alien>WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST WALK INTO A TOWN FILLED WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RACE
>>9757779I have a younger and older sister. I get along really well with my younger sister, but that's probably because we share a lot of the same interest and bond over cartoons.She's cute as sin, but she's nowhere near as cute as Babs.
>>9757864That would be really boring to the rest of us watching, AnonBe a bit more responsible and put on a show
>>9757793Simple.Sneak to Fluttershy's house, pretend to be sick or hurt and ask for help. Fluttershy will help me. Eventually she will introduce me to her friends. After saying I'm fine I'd have to find some place to stay other than FS. I'd try my best to convince Rarity to take me in. Offer to work and take care of Sweetie in exchange.Spend most of my time trying to conquer Rarity's heart and spending time with Twilight in the library learning about the history, culture, technology of this new world and at least some theory about pony magic.
If Shining Armor wasn't a useless shithead, he'd have Aegis Reflector and the unblockables that come from it.
>>9757883"But you're not attacking me."
>>9757841Are we human?Or are we dancer?
>>9757793Hope to fuck that the cells of the edible organisms on their planet are based on deoxyribonucleic acids.Anything else, and I would starve to death.
>>9757892I speak the same language as them.Also it's not like they're not used to monsters and shit.
>>9757859Which human pone has the best shemale cock?
>>9757892>freaky white European>WELL I GUESS I'LL JUST SAIL INTO A TOWN FILLED WITH A COMPLETELY DIFFERENT RACE
>>9757905>niggas in the club doing aegis reflector
>>9757894>Having a little sisterWhy haven't aren't you savagely raping her right now?
>>9757907Shouldn't you be drawing?
>>470000000
Well guys, it seems like North Korea is going to blow us up soon. Guess we will see Season 4 in Equestria
>>9757924not now, big brother
>>9757921See how that worked out?Now everyone is dead. WHY WON'T YOU LEARN FROM HISTORY, ANON.WHY.
>>9757905>not being Big Mac and doing http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3EF5h6WJAq4
>>9757921I'm pretty sure the ponies won't consider us gods because we're white
>>9757924>Oh big brother, don't touch me in my no no place
>>9757940guns germs and steel pls go
>>9757918Applejack and her musky balls.
>>9757948I bet it'd be fun to bury your face in that mane.
>>9757937>north korea>being any real threat to the US or Europe
>>9757937United States pls go
>>9757937FINALLYSOMETHING IS HAPPENINGI HOPE IT'S AS BEAUTIFUL AS I THINK IT WILL BE
>>9757909You only eat DNA?Do you dig it out of every cell of everything you eat?
>>9757924Because she lives with my parents. She also doesn't arouse me
>>9757972I think even South Korea could take them out alone
>>9757969what does it feel like?
>>9757937>it seems like North Korea is going to blow us up soonSouth Korea pls
>>9757905>>9757923>SA is too dense to see that shields could be used offensivelyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tf4fjUSTuHg
>>9757969>>9757989It feels like hair.
>>9757958I wonder what they smell like.
>>9757937South Korea pls go
>>9757774>ICP>Read that as SCP for a second>feel sorry for the civilization that finds us and thinks our planet is riddled with science-defying eldritch horrors and cosmic anomalies>reread it>see actual spelling>feel even worse
>>9757909I'm sure it would be fine, anon.Imagine it, you get to eat all kinds of exotic new species. Delicious.
>>9757981I said BASED on. Not MADE OF. For example, food composed of cells based on dextro amino acids would kill me via violent allergic reaction leading to anapalactic shock.
>>9757937>people still talking about his>implying aything is actually happeningyou people are fucking stupid
>>9757981>not eating only DNA>not having DNA extraction devices in your kitchen
>>9758009Like ball sweat I love ball sweat.
>>9758031>>9758037Hey, cool it on the purple.
>>9758031Who is Kim Jong-un's least favorite pony?
>>9758051no
boring...
>>9758051No>>9758063Probably Twily because she's educated.
>>9757780>Tell her if she sticks with the classes I'll take her to the amusement park on Saturday.
>>9758031Twilight plspls marry me
>>9758051The night is for purple
>>9758023>Nobody will ever submit Pinkie into the Foundation.>With all her reality bending hijinks.>The personnel trying to deal with her.>Surprise birthdays for personnel, who have no idea how she could know that information.>Or how she got into their office.
>>9758077>>9758073dat worstpone
>>9758030Mass Effect was lying on that point. I'm fairly sure you can eat them.
>>9758063>Who is Kim Jong-un's least favorite pony?Applejack represents American Imperialist interests.
>>9758081She can't.She's married to me.
>>9758051Nuh-uh
>>9758063He probably hates all the pony.The only one he likes is his OC, who's actually just a Mary-Sue insert of his Grandfather. Every fan-character he makes ends up being Kim Il Sung. He doesn't know why.
>>9758086>Not diamond butt
>>9758031The main concern isn't a nuke on the US, it's a nuke somewhere fucking else that could cause an out of control spiral.
>>9758086You have terrible opinions anon
>>9758030Cells aren't based on DNA, they're based on carbon
>>9758098Twilight are you trying to be the U.N. Squadron unicorn again?
>>9758085>throwing Abel a birthday party
>>9758051we purple now
>>9758093Stop making up lies about my wife anon.
>>9758105>>9758109>refusing to watch Season 3why are you here
>>9758028I do love eating different kids of food. I have made it one of my life goals to eat crocodile tail and ostrich meat.Since there's magic and thus it doesn't have to explain shit, surely none of these typical hazards of alien environments like different atmospheric pressure, air composition, gravitational differences (leading to unfortunate muscular atrophy if it is too abnormal), and other such things, would be a problem.Equestria ho!
This is your purple intermission
>>9758083Pretty purple princess pone
>>9758051NOAND YOU KNOW WHAT?I'M ADDING MORE PURPLE (and some bluish grey too)
>>9758116>Twilight are you trying to be the U.N. Squadron unicorn again?That's it. Thanks. When I saw Twi-firely I recognized it from somewhere. That's it. Thanks.
>>9758089Yeah, I think Mass Effect meant that certain species had the bad luck of actually following logic and being totally incompatible with earth-like ecosystems and matter.The fact they're DNA "based" doesn't mean much. It's equally likely that they come from planets with different elements altogether and things we find plain as dishwater are exotic and elicit fatal allergic reactions.Given the fact they have apples, oranges, etc. that all behave like normal photosynthetic plants you'd probably be okay.
>>9758086u better shut ur mouth u cheeky little cunt i swer to christ i'll hook u in the gabber m8
>>9758129Dash is worst pony.
>>9758048Would you breathe in her ball sweat until the smell is permanently ingrained into your nose?
>>9758107NK isn't doing anything. Just typical media exaggeration
>>9758073>>9758077>>9758083>>9758098>>9758109>>9758124>>9758135I pulled my plan off perfectly!
>>9758131what if equestria had much lower gravitywhat if the ponies saw you as some super strong monster because of it
>>9758149I know
>>9758129you serious?Rarity was absolutely awful in season 3
>>9758145I would rub my face on her balls.
>>9758129>implying I didn't watch S3Babs is best CMC. Scoots is cutest
>>9758147Please don't do the stupid thing and underestimate their new leader.For all we know he's a total fucking nutter who actually believes he can conquer the world.
>>9758158>Rarity>Awful in S3Nigga What show are you even watching?
>>9758138>Anthro with pony hooves for hands.All of my hate.
>>9758154Then it would be dangerous to cuddle with them. And that would be awful.
>>9758158Becaaause?
>>9758121>"Does he even HAVE a birthday?">"From the look on his face, I don't think he was even aware of it...">'Oh I felt terrible when I found out he didn't really have one so I made one up!'>"Will one of you keep this creature away from me?!"
>>9758156>I feel an idea coming
>>9758149
Why is she so purple?
>Writer of the pony books loves the Hunger Games
>>9758171But then you could have no problem picking them up and doing things like this with them.
>>9758186What pony books?
>>9758143Dash is actually best pon in s3
>>9758135How can you have a purple intermission in the middle of a purple thread?
>>9758171You just let them initiate the cuddling.
>>9758154low gravity means more than just lighter objects
>>9757793>outskirts of ponyvilleHunt.Make weapons.Make a hutTurn my flabby body into /fit/izen tier.I'd kill a bunch of adult timber wolves, raise their cubs to be guard dogs.
>>9758194Nah. Ponies should have some weight to 'em.
>>9758204But they wouldn't.
>>9758194But I would be able to do that if their gravity were the same as on Earth.
>>9758183Because purple is the color of perfection.
>>9758154Much lower gravity in what terms?Moon gravity?
>>9758209you mah nigga
>>9758183she just is
>>9758158no episodes ≠ worst pony
>>9758183cause thats just how she rolls nigga
>>9758195You know. The one that wrote that shitty Twilycorn book and will write one for every mane pony
>>9758221How do you know, anon? They might be pretty heavy.
>>9758217Sure they would, if you were pleasant enough.
>>9758224>swaying purple pone posterior
>>9758139anon please stop pouring things on the ponies
>>9758246No, they would only do that if they got close to you.They won't get close to you.
>>9758232She should be careful with all that purple. It's been known to have side-effects.
>>9758217They would if they like you enough.No one appears to find it weird that Spike has a crush on Rarity (at least not weird enough that anyone openly objects to it).
>>9758077North Korea actually has a 1.1% higher national literacy level than SK.
>>9758183The world may never knownow bend over
>>9758237But pink is nicer!
>>9756603well, Who's on second
>>9758264>GG_does_a_commission_for_Faceless.png
>>9758169You mean Power Puff Girls hands, right?
>>9758270Why do you think the ponies would be so mean?
>>9758281And that is based on what?
>>9758280Yeah, it does seem like ponies are pretty chill about cross-species relations.
>>9758264
>>9758209I would do the same. Mostly because I would have no idea which way civilization would be. I'd have better luck moving around and surviving like a /k/ommando until I find something.
>>9758290i don't know why he keeps doing that
>>9758284Who is that pretty OC?
>>9758301Because you're not real
>>9758264what about pouring ponies onto the ponies?
>>9758227I wonder if anyone has written an AiE fic like that.No silly running into ponyville and talking with ponies.Just hunting and surviving and possibly killing a pony in the process (I mean like, you wouldn't even know where you were and the pony would just look like another food source).
>>9758264she looks so happy there
>>9758319bitchdancer
>>9758280It's probably because all of them knows it's just the classic kid has a crush on an adult and now that will never happen so they just let it happen?
>>9758227>>9758209> become /fit/ innawoodsThat'd be kind of fun.How would you react when the natives assume humans are all fantastic hunter-gatherers?Would you bring up Doritos?
>>9758281Yeah, because their government wants them to be able to read all their propagandaOr something.Maybe communism works better than capitalism...
>>9757060I tried
Should I feel guilty for being white, straight and an American?
>>9758282Twilight no, I don't want you to put a dildo in my ass.
>>9758301Why wouldn't they? You're a human, a disgusting freak.
>>9758237That's one antsy pony.
>>9758319it's a tarp
>>9758302I remeber reading it somewhere, it's the only national statistic that they apparently beat SK by, and even then it's only by 1.1%It makes sense, they want people to read their propaganda
>>9758281>1.1% higher national literacy level than SKThis isn't very impressive
>>9758244Unlikely. Anytime their weight is demonstrated on typical materials like wood, grass, or other surfaces, it's roughly analogous to what their weight on Earth would be. They're most likely very light.
>>9758340Yes, because that means you're not a pony
>>9758314You are teleported outside the town. THERE'S A MOUNTAIN WITH A HUGE ASS CASTLE THAT THERE IS NO WAY YOU COULD NOT SEE IT.HOW COULD YOU NOT SEE WHICH WAY CIVILIZATION IS?
>>9758346bonbon how come i have to hide out in this cellarhow come you're the only pony who brings food to mewhen can i go out
>>9758346I feel like this was already discussed earlier.
>>9758334I know its an OC but you don't have to be mea..>>9758351Oh. Alright then.
>>9758336Well...humans kind of are all fantastic hunter-gatherers.We have the entire planet under our control.
>>9758371> implying you can even see Canterlot in the Everfree or its outskirts
>>9758379Pony joints are so flexible!
>>9758383Yes, hello!
>>9758379Well maybe you should stop being so gross.
>>9758389At this point we're better farmers than hunter-gatherers, but yeah
>>9758391>out skirts of Ponyville>huge ass mountain>The only mountain aroundYou would have to be blind as fuck to not see it.
>>9758379Tex how did Tex-anon get to Equestria?
>>9758371Oh, well if I could see Canterlot, then surely I would go there. Judging by the map of Equestria, I would pass right through Ponyville on the way after exiting the Everfree forest.
>>9758327It is a pretty fun concept.There's Rorschach in Equestria, that's kind of like what you're looking for.
>>9758350she is a silly pony
>>9758379>filename
>>9758418>out skirts of Ponyville>skirts of Ponyville>ponies wearing skirtsThat's cute nigga.
>>9758159But what if she didn't let you?How long would it take before you broke down and begged her?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBsOrNSXqgwWho the hell composed this and why is it so awesome?Why is the score of the series not discussed more?
>>9758418> OUT SKIIIRRTS OF PONYVIIIIILEEquestria is not only Ponyville. You could be dropped fuckall anywhere.
>>9758336I'd say we're all 10/10 ripped master race.Then I'd fuck Celestia
>>9758350no she isn't
>>9758307maaaaaaybe. They're quite xenophobic of Zecora, yet none of them appeared to have a problem with Iron Will.Odd.
>>9758437> implying they wouldn't ask how YOU happened if the rest are all 10/10 super-rippedJust being a meanie.
>>9758430The cropped version of these are better
>>9758419Anon, all you have to do is__________________________________________
>>9758419how else do you get to equestria
>>9758437oh yeah oh baby
>>9758447
>>9758430one second i want to worship her balls and dick.
>>9758430>shethat's a good one.
>>9758434>There will never be an official release>There will never be the 3:50 extended version
You guys will argue over anything.
>>9758458is get a cup of flour add it to the mix!
>>9758435Oh right anon. I'm sorry I just didn't re>>9757793>You are teleported at the outskirts of Ponyvile>>9758209>outskirts of ponyville
>>9758447That pony just can't stand still.
>>9758469NO WE WON'T, FUCK YOU.YOU WANNA FIGHT ABOUT IT?
>>9758454You're right...
>>9758437Would humans have a resistance to magical spells, given our bodies being completely devoid of it, unlike the beings of Equestria?It bothers me that we still don't know the name of the planet they inhabot. Just the country of Equestria.
>>9758419Applejack found him naked in the field one day.
>>9758458It's good she cut that. He kind of hat stylish messy hair for a bit. That's a haircut you could set your watch to.
>>9758479Sure she can, see?
>>9758485It's Earth.
>>9758478My bad, then.That said, if you go the other direction away from town (shit, maybe there was an explosion or what have you, better get the fuck outta dodge) you'd wind up anywhere on their weird planet.
>>9758454I'd tell them that this place turned me into a weak flabby thing and tell them how a human child must fight a Cerberus or be thrown into a firey pit of giant snapping turtles.Stop being so mean ;_;
>>9758485I think they called it Earth in the comic
>>9758485I think the initial panic when the ponies realize their life-hacking unicorns can't use their cheaty magic on us would be hilarious.
>>9758479its because she can feel the music in her, and she's just gotta dance
>>9758485Nah, we're super adaptable, we'd act like a magic sponge.
>>9758485What, like those Extended Universe villains who came from a galaxy without Force particles (mediclorans) and couldn't be exerted on or manipulated with Force powers?
>>9758485HWA makes reference to "earth"
>>9758497>Twilight Sparkle angrily wags her winking vagina at you.gifHow do you even handle a situation like this?
>>9758497>fluttershys face when seeing dat ass.
>>9758526That was the worst part about the EU.Just sayain.
>>9758539Passionate, loving sex.
>>9758507> "I know Cerberus. He hates his meals hairless. I think you're exaggerating, silly anon~"> "Want some mac and cheese, you silly billy?"> You nod sadly, fat folds in your neckbeard, and sit down to a delicious lunch
>>9758532>>9758502>>9758509
>>9758539Pick her up and huff.
What if purple was brown?
>>9758485That wouldn't make sense.And even if it did we'd still be affected by most magic. They cas a fire bolt. We aren't immune to fire.And even so telekinesis would still kill us easily. That and their incredible strength>The fashionita and the nerd can carry a boulder a few times their size on their backNot even the fuckers at those strong man competitions can do that.
>>9758519Possible, but after we absorb the magic what would we do with it?>>9758526Sure, why not?
>>9758548Yeah, it was. Just wondering if it's under similar auspices.
>>9758485I doubt it, I think it'd work like normal, like air works.
>>9758485>tfw infinity>tfw there's an unlimited number of universes exist, including ones with ponies in it>tfw there's an inifinite amount of universes where you live happily together with your waifu>tfw born in this universe
>>9758485Well if I was to go fight a unicorn with no armor, I would most likely lose.If I was to hunt him I'd be like the fucking batman, except fatter.Now if I had armor (assuming all the magic does is slight disintegrate and rise to a certain temperature) I could take him on.I played enough DeS and DaS to know how to smash magic builds.
>>9758430http://i.imgur.com/xU8KNlU.jpg
>people actually like Shadman's art
>>9758556I tell her that we have to face super cerberus.There she can't disprove it because she never saw one.>implying my neckbeard wouldn't make her wet.
>>9758582>Unicorn lift all the object around him>Kills you with all of them before you even get close
>>9758588I don't like itMy dick does though
>>9758574It was implied that Elizabeth could only rip and travel to dimensions where she also exists.If and when her world-volume collapsed all the Columbias would stop existing because Comstock was necessary for its lobbying in Congress.So really you wouldn't be able to travel to a Pony universe by Bioshock Infinite rules, anyway.
>>9758606What if a pony version of me existed?WHAT THEN SMART GUY/
>>9758588He's very good.
>>9758606but then how could she travel to Rapture?
>>9758591> neckbeards getting pone wetNo, though someone REALLY hirsute might get her motor humming. Depends on if your coat is nice and shiny.
>>9758606>implying Twilight isn't the pony version of Elizabeth
why isnt twilight purple anymorewhy did they ruin it
>>9758622A version of you exists for everything in that theory
>>9758596>Chart is location>Follow his routine>Set traps under leaves>Hide in trees>Wear moss and leaves under thick armor>Pounce on him and crush his spine with my sheer weightnow if I was to fight him>He hits me with magic missile>I fall down and wince in pain
>>9758627It was after one of her possible births. Notice that she could only travel forward, with no tears back to Wounded Knee or the like. She can only travel along possible paths of her and her father's own life because they're so intermeshed.
>>9758574AS MORGAN FREEMAN SAID WHAT MAN CAN IMAGINE MAN CAN DO
>>9758588>people actually like ross's art
>>9758606why do you bring uo vidya out of nowhere?
>>9758622If a pony version of you existed, then you wouldn't exist.
>>9758637but anon, she's purpler than ever!
>>9758601Tell your dick to get better taste, anonymous.>>9758624>
Which pone human would you?
>>9758565>>The fashionita and the nerd can carry a boulder a few times their size on their backThe boulder might have been hollow. We see them demonstrate far greater weakness and fragility in other parts of the series.
>>9758658> implying "Infinite" isn't mentioning Bioshock Infinite's rules of travel between possible worlds
>>9758651>ross'sIt's ross' baka.
*crunch*
>>9758665>tasting his dick
>>9758670That one.Also probably that big Babs that artist also draws.
Twilight Sparkle wants to be your teacher!
>>9758670Apple Jack
>>9758637Twilight is a nice pony regardless of her color.She's just not the best pony.
>>9758637What ever do you mean Anon? She's still just as purple as before. More so, even!
>>9758640>Crush his spine with your sheer weight>Pony can survive 1764 Gs of force without problem>pony can break walls without problem>pony can carry huge ass stones a few times their size >pony can survive being trowed hundreds of meters Anon he wouldn't even feel you
>>9758665Should...should I eat more asparagus and pineapple or something?
>>9758671>Tom was a geode all along and would have been of great value to Rarity if she kept itDiscord you epic troll
>>9758651I like his non-pony stuff.
>>9758680What in the hell is this in reference to?
>>9758670None.Pony or bust.
>>9758651I would lick that up while she puts her hoof on the back of my head.
>>9758670i don't know which pone human would me
>>9758696>Muslim Twilight's beard
>>9758691But what will she teach me?
>>9758670the mayor
I want to scratch pony's back.
>>9758696>SnoutDrawn by a furry artist.
>>9758664>>9758697noshe is no longer purpleand it's sad
>>9758691HOT HOT FOR TEACHER
>>9758714Tex, draw people ponies and anon as a pony.
>>9758708The season 3 trixie episode?
>>9758702He -would- do something like that.
>>9758744>The season 3 trixie episode?Never saw it.
here's that video of a mini mare getting fucked in HD&nonfiles.com/file/02336609e1f6cb41e0784cb2bf2ac661
>>9758730Do you have any evidence of this? She looks purple to me still.
>>9758698>a person who weighs 200~ pounds normally and with armor and weapon ~400 pounds>jumping from a high place
>>9758485I never like thinking of Fantasy worlds as being "on a planet."Equestria is Equestria. That's all we need to know.
>>9758671It can't be hallow.It's shown to be heavy as fuck in the show
>>9758708The dome that Trixie plonked on top of ponyville when she had the alicorn amuletDYEAMTS?
>>9758719Magic!
>>9758684>not tasting anon's dick>>9758699Yes. Eat more eggs, too.
>>9758770> WHOO YEAH DISCWORLD REPREEESUNTPlease go.
>>9758670this one
I just wish purple didn't have wings
>>9758770Are there other planets in Equestria's solar system? Is there the possibility of extra-terrestrial life?
>>9758759You must see ALL the pony. ALL of it.Go now.
>>9758760I'm so glad I'm not going to watch that.
>>9758784> tasting Anon's dickWhen I was much younger and more limber I managed to get it in my own mouth.Just kind of salty and warm.
>>9758770But it's established as a planet in the pilot.
>>9758781Aw yiss!
>>9758794tex, where's the dash hips.I was told there would be dash hips.
>>9758771No, it was shown to be heavy as fuck to a bunch of 3 1/2 foot tall marshmallow horses.
>>9758806When I was a lad I ate four dozen eggs every morning to help me get large
>>9758784Not raw, right?I fucking hate raw eggs.
>>9758670Sweetie
this thread seems kind of purplei dont know if i like that
http://fc09.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/057/2/9/super_speedy_cider_squeezy_director__s_cut_by_crimsonbugeye-d4r1jb7.pngpfffft.
>>9758836
>>9758794I would destroy this one
>>9758824Did it work?
>>9758763you dorkshe's violet now
>>9758822>breaks Library wall>huge thump when it hits the ground form a few cmAnon It's heavy as fuck
>>9758796>mfw in season 5 they turn all the ponies into alicorns but their strength in magic resides in their cutie marksThis will happen
>>9758852I'd do it too.
>>9758842>people are starting to imitate JJIt's over.
>>9758842I wish I could be this edgy someday.
>>9758824Are you roughly the size of a baaaaaaaarge?
>>9758852I would massage her feet while plowing her
>>9758781>wanting to be a filthy wizard
>>9758767>Pony is hit by a force strong enough to throw pony hundreds of meters away>survives without problems both said force and landingI'm pretty sure 150 kilos from a tree isn't something big for them
>>9758836Do you need some yellow, Anon?
>>9758842I thought it was a JJ comic
What's she reading?
>>9758760aww yeah, man! time to...>file already exists. overwrite?aw man, upload some more
>>9758670Este.
>>9758816rome wasn't built in a day, anon
If you're wasting your life say 'hi'.
>>9758888>not letting her sit on your face while she gives you a footjoblook how sweaty she is
>>9758916dash hips is rome?
>>9758842I don't get it
>>9758889>Wanting to be a faggot thiefThe only acceptable class is Knight.High strength,dexterity and endurance.
>>9758889You're right, being a sorcerer is obviously better.
>>9758897Not him but yes please
>>9758882But that's notIt's not evenWhy does no one on this website know what edgy means?
Post any water color pony art.It's so rare. Yet so gorgeous.
>>9758842Now people are trying to be JJ?I can understand wanting to be Atryl even if I give those people shit, at least his style doesn't look like scribbles.
>>9758921sweat's not my fetishand I'd want to have a good view of those tits bouncing with every thrust I makeand that sexy-as-hell lip-bite of hers
>>9758917Hi.
>>9758917I'd rather say 'bye'And kill myself.
hey what's soarin's cutie markI just realized what I was drawing is just the mark on his outfit
>>9758940Something with a cutting edge.Like a knife or an axe.Something that cuts.
>>9758923They don't say 'when in rome' for no reason.
>>9758943this is watercolor
>>9758912works fine for me
>>9758793>>9758797>>9758808If I wanted to get all science fiction-y, I'd read science fiction.MLP is pretty firmly established as fantasy, which means that as far as I care, almost nothing beyond the Troposphere really matters.
>>9758932Delivering 50ccs of yellow to alleviate overempurpling.
>>9758965He's pantsless in A Canterlot Wedding Pt II, look for the Love Is In Bloom photos or a vector.
>>9758965He doesn't have one.
>>9758895>Ponies are shown struggling with heavy things>Ponies are suddenly jesusOkay lets say in this in this hypothetical universe where some (our universe) realistic things are taken into account, If I come crashing down with a mace made out of stone and armor made out of stone and hit a pony in the head, would he survive?
>>9758897Would you bathe with Fluttershy?
>>9758979Thank you.I will cherish it.
>>9758940I don't know, man. Mlpg's always been retarded like that from the beginning. I've never understood it.
>>9758965wait a minuteit IS the same mark
>>9758940It's like autism, it's lost all meaning.
>>9758950Check your privilegeIts a style, not sketchy
>>9758999this is too
>>9758794>you'll never give Dash's rump a playful slap and make her gasp>she'll never get all flustered and chew you out for it>and then ask you to do that again
>>9759006>art privilegesOh god.Please don't tell me there's people out there like that.
>>9758992>implying>>9758991>duplicate filehere:>>9756625
>>9758926>implying I won't make Rarity a dual calss Rogue/Wizard in Project Eternity>Implying Twilight won't be my Wizard companion>implying I care about knights when in project eternity it's canon that they are shit and wizards are gods>implying I won't make Rarity look like this including the fancy stylish hat>implying I won't give Twilight full plate armor and make her a wizard knightNigga simple knights are shit
>>9758998Yes.I'd go to the gym with her too.
>>9758998Sure, if she wanted. But only non-sexually.
>>9759014why are they so slanty
>>9759029wizards are always gods, in like every game ever
>>9759043would you spot her?
>>9759056Because you can't horizontally flip to error check on paper
>>9759043>working out with Fluttershy
>>9759056Check your straight privilege cis-scum
I just yellowpurpled, is this bad?
>>9758998There'd be no point.We'd end up dirter than we began.Because sex.
TOO MUCH YELLOW, DEPLOYING TACTICAL WHITE
>>9759073nice cropping ponylord
>>9759024I'm sure there is
>>9759029I wish there were more games that treated knights (note not spell blades) like they weren't just some regular dumb soldier.Dark Souls did it kinda right, the armor poise made starter class a lot more viable and pure normal weapons were the best weapons.
>>9759072>implying I'm cisgendered>implying I'm cisspeciesed
>>9759073It's the best purplemix so I wouldn't say so
>>9759080white pony is boring and prudish
>>9759050What if she wanted sexually?
>>9759056>>9759068I keep forgetting that I view the paper at an angle rather than straight abave. I'm trying toget over it
>>9759073what the fuck is wrong with her neck
>>9759069
is the brony cult still going strong?
>>9759080be advisedwhite is inbound
>Some assdamaged PC warrior is in the IRC.>Freaking out because someone called him a furfag.This is delicious.
>>9759058Okay let me put things in perspective how god wizards are in Project eternityOne of the first spells they invented was a shiled that made them immune to everything. Swords, arrows, daggers whatever. Wizards were immune.So the rest of the world invented guns.Said guns are only available in very few countries, basically only the ones advanced enough for them, are inaccurate as fuck and you have to be next to the wizards to hope that you kill them.So what did wizards do to combat guns? They started wearing full plate armor and continue to not give a fuck.
>>9759098>prudish
Would pones fight over Anon? How would they try and best each other?
>>9759024There are art entitlements.People who have never attempted art in their life are entitled to have art made for them by artists for no reason whatsoever. Also, they can discuss art all day long, and everybody has to agree with them, no matter how wrong they are.
>>9759109Is that Corwin? He was never good.
>>9759080I've been waiting for this.
>>9759080>>9759112but that's grey
>>9758940>edgyadjective \ˈe-jē\edg·i·er edg·i·estDefinition of EDGY1: having an edge : sharp2a : being on edge : tense, irritableb : characterized by tension <edgy negotiations>>3: having a bold, provocative, or unconventional quality <an edgy film>— edg·i·ly adverb— edg·i·ness nounHm. Looks like someone figured it means "lots of death and stuff."
>>9759103if she wanted sexually when she was sober, that would be one thingbut not drunk
>>9759090
>>9759090Knight's aren't dumb soldiers in the game.Just that Wizards shit on everything.
>>9759125Thats tess you shit festering hate anon.
>>9759125That's tess you mongoloid and dont you dare talk shit about my husbando
>>9759125tess
>>9759098Orange pony is even more boring and uncultured
>>9759129But that comic is characterized by tension.So...that anon was actually right?
>>9759073Acceptable.
>>9759117They would at firstAnd then they would all get into a fight, which would of course lead to cuddling.Eventually they would all learn a valuable lesson about sharing and friendship and I could calmly admit that I liked Dash the most.
>>9759114Why not discuss it, you know, on the IRC instead of here?
>>9759127IS THIS OUR CHANCE?.wav
there's always time for roughhousing
>>9759140>>9759141>>9759142>baited
>>9759115so why not just build a full party of wizards and beat the game in like 2 seconds?
>SB has to design a character for a class project>he is making a furry characteri feel embarrassed for him
>>9759117Fluttershy wouldn'tSo she'd win
>>9759125Oh, NOW you're just being silly.
>>9759133good nite waifu
>>9759128I don't understand why people keep making that mistakeshe's clearly grayHere's a white pony
>>9759144At least AppleKicker has a purpose.What does SmugHorn do, make frou frou dresses?
>>9759103Fluttershy is not for sexually.
>>9759159It's cute!But... Soarin looks oddly passive.Like he's just a giant doll or something.
>>9759117GG pls, do this with the other 4 horses in pairs
>>9759160>I was just pretending to be retarded!
>>9759159Cute.
>>9759159This is one of the cutest things you've ever done, GGI love it
>>9759160>haha I was only pretended
>>9759159awww, dat's cute
>>9759117>tfw no pone gloryhole where you have to guess which one is doing to work>you have to stay there until ALL of them get a mouthful
>>9759159
>>9759184Yes, she is. You're not in charge of her vagina.
>>9759166why?
>>9759183Have a successful business.
>>9759158Let us strike while the iron is hot
>>9759184Then why does she act sexually?
>>9759161I'll probably do that. Then I'll play a full party of knights and make the game harderThis is how it should be done. If a certain class rapes everything in lore, if you play that class everything is easy. No bullshiting balance and stuff like that. You chose to play a demigod of course there won't be that much of a challenge. You want the game to be more challenging. DON'T PLAY THE FUCKING DEMIGOD.
>>9759185>you will never have a giant Soarin' cuddledoll>he will never rag on you for cuddling him while he's trying to sleep
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>>9759185>implying Dash would ever have a chance with the real Soarin>implying she didn't have a RealDoll made in his likeness
>>9759159WHERE THE FUCK ARE SOARIN'S WINGS GG?
>>9759184She has needs, anon. Needs only you can satisfy.
>>9759222he lost them in a wonderbolting accident
thanks for ruining something i liked nanaki
>>9759183Not almost starve during winters and have enough money to do whatever she wants while not having to worry that she'll lose everything from one mistake?
>>9759212she can't help itThat's hardly her own fault
>>9759115>mages are godsboring
>>9759222Pegasus RealDolls cost extra.
>>9759218he's a burly simpleton with a heart of gold
>>9759097>>9759149Oh no why is this happening
>>9759219
>>9759198>my feet hurt>I want to sit down
>>9759117why would pone fight over disgusting human?
>>9759216on that subject, is Neverwinter Nights good? I never played it and this Project Eternity stuff is making me want to try out some of their earlier games
>>9759246>Wreck-it Ralph
>>9759234>you will never have as many #f00dit points or tumblr minions as nanaki
>>9759238
>>9759185he's just letting her climb all over him>>9759222>WHERE THE FUCK ARE SOARIN'S WINGS GG?oh fuck here
>>9759160
>>9759252Hold on motherfucker, what'd you just say?
>>9759117They'd all try making human foodThey haven't quite worked out that we cook chickens not eat them whole.Mrs. Fluffers was quite alarmed after the third time she was tied up for "try-out Thursday" dinners.
>>9759203>>9759212Sorry, I meant that she is not for sexually for me. She's free to sexually with who/whatever else.>>9759227Why just me? Can't she find a nice stallion or something?
>>97592641 is good, 2 has a few issues but it's pretty good too.
>>9759254those fucking eyes, man
>>9759269pfffffffftGG, never change.
>>9759269>butt wings
>>9759262because they're horny little bastards that happen to look like cute ponies
>>9759269waitaminute...
>>9759117>still doing this shit>2013
>>9759273I will never understand this show or how it even came to be.
>>9759269ONE JOB, GGYOU HAD ONE JOBNOW FIX IT
>>9759219You think I care that you're on the table?I don't even give a single fuck.I just got jump scared by Obama with a sword, I'm living the dream.
>>9759269Looks like Soarin really is a Pegassus!
>>9759285how about Icewind Dale or Baldur's Gate?
>>9759297Because Obie Scott Wade just doesn't give a fuck
>>9759286are you haeving problems?
>>9759297The wife of a beta ceo is a womyn warrior and feminist and she demanded it. True story.
Why isn't more digital coloring like this? I can tolerate this.
>>9759264NWN 2 is pretty good. Mask of the betrayer is god tier. And they have the writer that worked on MotB on the teamYou should play the Infinity engine games tough. They will be more like Project Eternity than NWN.ALSO LOOK HOW FUCKING GORGEOUS THIS THING IShttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AUleDEFkUtEALL IN 2D THAT CAN RUN ON A TOASTER
>>9759274I love chicken butt, but she is clearly a huge slut.
>>9759204maybe its wrong to think like this but it still makes me cringe to see bronies and furries do brony and furry things in public
>>9759306Those are great, but BG is even more dated than NWN so...dont expect huge grafixs
>>9759322They're all sluts anonEvery single one of them
>>9759234>what is this.>(but also thank you ily guys)There's no need to act like you don't like attention, man. I would love to have more followers so I could have better chances at nailing a few commissions.
>>9759117First they'd try it with cutenessThen they'd try sexually aggressive advances, sometimes grinding on anon and moaningThen they'd fight.Then they would stop fighting [insert friendship is magic status quo] make up and forget all about anon.Anon kills himself after being lonely.
>>9759322She wants to steal his whistle!
>>9759322>>9759338I really like the idea of sexually oblivious Shining Armor but I don't know where to go with it.
>>9759339>>9759339>>9759339I think we're at image limit. Here's a new thread, if you like.
>>9759306yeah, they're good.You should have bought them over the weekend, gog had a hasbro D&D sale thing where they had 10 games on sale for $20
>>9759283Because she loves you. She wants to make you feel as good as you make her feel. Don't ruin this for her, anon. You love her, don't you?
>>9759338She just wants to play his tip like the flute.
>>9759345I don't like it.
Neat, anon quest has been updated.And Twilight is already fucking experimenting on us.FUCKING PURPLE HORSE
>>9759296>thats exactly how most of the fandom draws anthro
>>9759363unf
sweetie?
http://catalog.neet.tv/digest.html#/merge/a,c,g,k,m,vr,w,cm,cgl,ck,co,fa,fit,int,jp,lit,,mu,out,sci,tg,toy,tv,x,qThis is how you view 4chan.
>>9759322It's amazing how suggestive I find her flicking the whistle is
>>9759443this is what I want /b/ to look likeit would be a hell of a lot better then it is now
>>9759166Dude, it's a monstergirl. It's not even based on anything in particular.You haven't even seen what the rest of the class is doing.
