Welp, I finally went through with it.
LETS BE THESE TWO PONIES AGAIN
>>9581372Why is there a new one of these every three hours?
>>9581399she looks blackno bueno
>>9581388SET COURSE TO APPLES
>>9581413I love to OT3 them.
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>>9581431What about tall humans
Um, how do these horses age so fast? Shouldn't we give that dead horse a funeral...?
>>9581427It's in the usual place.
>>9581399I dunno, if the face was a little better then that picture would force Jewelry companies around the world to employ me because then my boner could cut diamond.
>>9581121>Franken FranI'm afraid not>>9581095It's true. I wrote the whole PRESSURE pitch as a gaming mag preview because I thought nobody would be interested if I just opened with "wouldn't it be cool if..."I've got the original notes and stuff here, plus this comic I did for humor's sake
>>9581411I only really like that guy's stuff when he draws them staring straight at the screenthose horsefaces are just too uncanny-valley for me
>you will never pick up a pone and cradle her in your arms
>>9581443IS THAT A DILDO
>>9581419Oh my She's full of eggs That's something else
>>9581419Would be better without the text, but still hot
>>9581449Damn, what a cutie
>>9581458GG draw nightmare femsnails being an ineffectual villain.
what would your favorite pony think about your penis
Mew's Lyra is my favourite Lyra.
>>9581454I don't mind the ship, but its fans are really starting to get annoying.
>>9581454>but they play off each other so weeelll anon>opposites attract anooon!>it's canon!
>>9581469please stop calling Fluttershy a dildo
>>9581458how...how old are youand do you have story telling/writing training/experience
Yesss, now is our time.
>>9581448>giving the ded horse a funeralwait a minute, no one gives a second thought to ded horses, who are you mysterious stranger?
>>9581523Look at the bag, anon.
>>9581419>Shining is there for the hatching.>He faints every time an egg is laid.
>>9581419How much did Shinny and Chrirssy fuck?
>>9581425Is this enough apples?
>>9581510My favorite Lyra is a small Lyra I can engulf in a hug.
>>9581449Holy shit you need a better theme
>>9581532How does she devour such a big cake in that contraption
>>9581520I don't ship them romantically but if opposites didn't attract to some degree why are they such good friends?
sb i fucking love you
>>9581545Just onceShe's very fertile
>>9581546Man whoever drew this is pretty bad
>>9581458always seemed like an easy SS13 mod
>>9581553I haven't looked into tumblr themes much. That can be fixed later.
>>9581559My main "argument" for shipping the ponies is that what we see is of course always G rated, so you have to extrapolate.Really good friends = fun shipping time.
>>9581467>"Little Celestia, you have wings. Why do you want to be up so much?">"Up! Up! Pleeeeeeaaase!">"Oh alright.">She beams and flies into your open arms, nearly burring herself in your chest. In a few minutes she'll probably be sound asleep>She does this every night.>You hope she'll grow out of it eventually. She's getting so big....
>>9581458under water no one can hear you scream
>>9581567Did someone do an edit?post it
>>9581531As long as we're going backI remember leading a Habbo raid in 2005Oh how innocent it seemed at the time>>9581578>always seemed like an easy SS13 modThat was what inspired itThough more the meteors than the traitors or the random crazinessIt was the idea of a sustainable, self-contained environment comprised of repairable interlinked systems and components, coming apart at the seams as some disaster hits it
>>9581530I fear I must retire for the night. My phrasing is getting poor and I have other matters to attend to.But remind me of this next time you see me and we'll see what I can do.Gnight MLPG. Have a pleasant, pony filled night.
>you will never be in a happy relationship
>>9581538That is a strap on, Anon...
>>9581610>that hand positioning
>>9581628>with Fluttershy and Dash at the same time
>>9581575Oh anon, you card
>>9581619aw manwhy does this always happen
>>9581593What if all of the six really are just best friends with each other, but they're all also involved with other ponies?
>>9581615Nope. a proper commission. Though anon was basically bullshitting
>>9581639I can't imagine that being a happy relationship.
>>9581610>>9581633I keep requesting artists to do another anon holding pony like this but no one does
>>9581551>>9581562I dont want pony to be my pet. I just want to love them
>>9581658because drawing hands is hard
>>9581645i wouldn't like that
>>9581520but that's the basis for rarijack and twidashwhy do you hate canon ships
>>9581610This doesnt seem like something Dash would do
>>9581641Whoever colored it fucked it up pretty badly in all seriousness
>>9581458Holy shit really? I guess it's believable since you've done even more influential stuff though.
>>9581628man that tumblr is cute as fuck. the ponies look weird, yet still cute in an unique way.
>>9581669But it's easy, just hide them behind pony tails
>>9581618hey GGtell me more internet famous things you've been involved with that can't be proven, I'll believe you anyway at this point
>>9581567that one's not so badI really like the Dash he did that one time. and his Derpy
>>9581662I, um, I think ponies should be treated as individuals, just like animalsI wish I was um, as you say, the pretty mare?
>>9581687the fetlocks won't ever stop being weird
>>9581644Because responsibilities and the refusal to give sub par product if I can help it.I'll be back, no worries.
If Dash is with Twilight who is Fluttershy with?If Dash is with Fluttershy who is Twilight with?
>>9581628>google the panel>5 different DA pages for 5 different people come upI don't know if I should laugh, or shake my head.
>>9581662I don't either, I just want ponies to be smaller so I can wrap all the way around them.
>>9581713I like the art style a lot but honestly the weird fuzzy ears are worse than the fetlocks
>>9581713they're differenti prefer it to the normal zigzaged lines everyone else does
>>9581618>habbo raidsThe beginning of the end.
>>9581601my heartI would tuck her into bed and slip her little phoenix plushie into her hooves while giving her a kiss on the forehead
>>9581677I will agree with that. I saw the original color pallets and oh my god I hope the fighting is magic guys dont let her get carried away
>>9581641>>9581677it looks god at first but upon inspecition, it is bad. mostly perspective and jagged line
>>9581713They're dangerously close to these
>>9581570>fetish fuel ask blog>I can't think of anything I want to submit
>>9581716>tfw Aspirant hats us now>tfw Aspirant is ded;_;
>>9581658actually, I drew one awhile ago but I never posted it. I could redraw it real fast?
>>9581628Fuck it, I want to see Fluttershy when she was straight.Letting random colts have awkward rutting sessions with her because she thought it was normal.
>>9581695I also wrote around a third of Reddit's launch code, but they kicked me off the team when they found out I had a history with 4chan
>>9581673>>9581593>giving each other high fives means we're romantically involvedDoes sharing a bath mean these ponies are romantically involved too? of course it does
>>9581710but sir, you could never be a pony, and with a mustache like that i doubt youre ability to be a pretty mare
>>9581713>not mentioning the heart eyes
>>9581772How could I say no to that?
>tfw anon hats us
>>9581732the ears make me think of bats for some reason>>9581733I feel like they don't look like fetlocks though, despite being that's what they're supposed to be, everytime I see them I->>9581747DANGERCLOSE
>>9581777>they kicked me off the team when they found out I had a history with 4chanwhat the fuck?
>>9581738Anon she's nearly in her 50's and you're an old man, this isn't good for your health. You can't keep giving her upies, you have no back
>>9581799this isn't helpinglink it you nignogs
>>9581778Making eye contact means that they're romantically involved
>>9581755>carrot top faceugh
>>9581695I'm the one who started Ponychan, but abandoned it soon after.
>>9581786>>9581799Is it just about Snails or god forbid something else?
>>9581819http://snailsproblems.tumblr.com/which you would know if you were following http://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/jesus fuck that's an ugly theme on the snails blog
>>9581618shame nothing ever came of itit would make an awesome indie game
>>9581747The fuck is going on here? A never trimmed hoof?
>>9581819>hm, "snails problems">i wonder what the tumblr name could possibly be>surely it isn't "snailsproblems", that's just nonsense
>>9581794He's fucking with you.
>>9581745>looks god at firstindeed it does
>>9581695I was the first one who coined the term 'drawfag'.
>>9581770>Implying Aspirant is anything goof beyond his "Oh you are Anon, you are now fucking x you are awesome!">"You want some adventure? Okay, have so-OH FUCK WE NEED TO STOP THAT NOW, A PRINCESS NEEDS A DICK!In before a quote about the stars.
>>9581838Probably just about Snails. I really wish he'd do some more big-dick colts and busty humans.
>>9581842nope. babby hooves so they don't fuck up their mother's womb
>>9581710I bet if you just gave yourself a second chance in the mirror you might realize you are already pretty
>>9581799You know what Snail's worst problem is?He's Snails!
>>9581863You're in for a treat
>>9581695I actually emailed moot suggesting the /mlp/ board and he made it the very next day.
>>9581799>Anon asks not enabledBah.
>>9581793bats are cool
>>9581695One time I pooped on 4chan's servers.Moot and I haven't talked since.
I gotta tell you all as a former MLPG'er, you have some pretty nice artists coming here nowadays.
>>9581863There goes any possible interest I ever had.
>>9581887Sorry but that's just asking for trouble with this one.
>>9581864Oooh ok, I thought it was a problem disease or something.It's just their baby hooves
>>9581896>former MLPG'erIN THE THREAD A PART OF THE THREADIN THE THREAD A PART OF THE THREAD
>>9581861Oh boy, looks like someone aggravated anon's autism.
>>9581896How can you be former if you are here RIGHT NOW?
>>9581888I wonder what sleeping in a tree feels like
>>9581897What if we only ask about other characters so he has to draw them as well>>9581903oh come on
>>9581774Man this sounds hot as hell not.
>>9581888We need more upside-down pegasi
>>9581842Baby horses are born with a coating on their hooves, so they don't hurt the mother coming through the birth-canal.It starts coming off like the second they're born - it rubs off when their hooves touch the ground.I guess you could compare it to the umbilical cord, or cradle-cap, or something like that. Just something that looks gross, but usually isn't a problem.
>>9581911GOGA BOOPLEGOGA BOOPLE
>>9581739put any more thought into that anthro-Lyra foot-massage suggestion?in a cute and non-fetish sort of way, of course
Would all the mares in town gossip about the things that you can do with your fingers
>>9581904Yeah, those growths there are actually feather soft, apparently. Without them you'd have sharp as fuck hoof edges scratching up mommy's uterus.
>>9581892Pinkie would pick neither, because she's not real.I would then go on to correct your use of 'shot', explaining how the past-tense is inappropriate for a threat in the present tense. Then I'd target your vitals and sever your head with a chop of my hand, and say a witty one-liner about Sushi or something.
>>9581891>Moot and I haven't talked sincehas anyone ever seen glitter glue and moot in the same place at the same timeexactly
>>9581922saddles are better
>>9581925It's hard on your ass.
>>9581924>>9581911I used to make MLPG threads for you guys back in /co/. Yep, those were the days.
>>9581892>corned you with a gunwhy would you do that anon? I don't know what that is but it sounds painful
>>9581919You can't tell me Aspirant didn't drop the ball when he implied a good adventure in his fuck fick and tossed aside a few fleshed out characters to bone a drunk princess.
>>9581927We are talking about SB and he's sadly sexually obsessed with the ugliest possible character in the show. I'll just have to ignore it best I can.
>>9581944No, of course not.
>>9581778of course.you played Infinite yet? its sort of like that.
>>9581958GG wouldn't have been stupid enough to let /mlp/ happen
I actually made FiM, Faust was just a puppet.
>>9581966So did I And I sometimes still do
big mac/soarin on braeor guards on shining
>>9581927>oh come onAlright I'll try. But I may turn it off later.
>>9581996BOTTOMGOD DO BOTTOM ONE
>>9581979It...it was a princess quest.The princess was the whole point of the quest.
Would Celestia let you squeeze her ample plush posterior, chalking it up to human curiosity?
>>9581987he knew the 4chan pony fandom was getting too big for a single thread on /co/, so he created /mlp/ so he would still have a place to post his silly drawings without getting overrun
>>9581812she's just a little girland I'm not that old...
One day, I'm going to move on from you all. Maybe I'll do more stuff for /tg/, invent a new le epic may may, or have a drink with Mootykins.And you'll still be here, playing with your ponies.Alone.
>>9582020We need more ponies referring to the fact that they are/are not for sexual.
>>9581842>>9581937and they are disgustingimagine if you had those things
>>9581911WHO DO WE CALL THE ENEMY?THE ENEMY IS /MLP/AND MARKER KEEPS OUT THE ENEMYAND WE MAKE THE THREAD TO KEEP US FREETHAT'S WHY WE BUILD A THREAD, WE BUILD A THREAD TO KEEP US FREE
>>9582035Nobody should draw that.
>>9581995Rarity isn't sexy
>>9582013Then why did he put that part in when...guess what SHE WASN'T EVEN PART OF IT! She came back after the fucking fact, and as it turned out, we didn't do shit to save her.
>>9581747>>9581793>>9581842>>9581864>>9581937>>9581904>>9581955I wonder how many other ponies have had this reaction when they saw that...
>>9581979>>9582062Yes he dropped the ball with LunaQuest. And he admitted as such. So what's the problem?
>>9582067>a or b?>no
>>9582074>>9582036wait is this not new?
>>9582034>GG goes back to /tg/>Mod bans him immediately.
>>9582067Oh hey it's Braeshy
>>9582086the answer is noto bothget rekt
>>9582101but those 2 ponies never even stood next to eachother
>>9582087Cosmo made it a while back.It's still funny.
>>9582101Oh sweet, one I haven't saved.
>>9582034>And you'll still be here, playing with your ponies.>Alone.Hasn;t that been the case since day 1?
>>9582014Absolutely. She'd start asking you to do it, and sometimes you'd catch her shivering at your touch, even the occasional wink.
>>9582111neither did these twothat doesn't mean it doesn't work
>>9582111Soarin and Brae have?
>>9582086Seems like a perfectly reasonable answer
>>9582098/tg/ is the board that cares the least about pony stuff popping up. They're remarkably chill in that regard.
>>9581777>>9581827>>9581956>>9581972>>9581854>>9581881>>9581891Ah the dangers of being a namefag
>>9582034Stop trying to impersonate me, Glitter Glue.I, Glitter Glue, would never say such silly things.I, Glitter Glue, love all of you and all of your silly postings and will never leave you forever.
What would your favorite pone think about your music guilty pleasure?
Movie stram when Mew?Please?
>>9582085He obviously doesn't know how to run a quest to save his life.And don't use the others o cover his ass, all he did was turn a fapfic into a quest, picking Anon replys to pick a chapter.He is the Raging Semi of porn quests.
>>9582150>>9582146let's just play it safe and shoot them both
>>9582159later this weekbut i have all of next week off so i should be able to stream a bunch
>>9582111What's the matter? They not opposite enough for you?
>>9582014>Able to bullshit your way with the ponies, passing it off as human stuff>"Anon, you're nice and all, but do we really have to snuggle all night, every night? I could help get you your own place.">"Sorry, its a human thing. We need to release out pent up snuggle lust every night, or else it builds up as bile in our stomachs....and we combust or something.
>>9582034Oh hush.On another note, you're not even remotely gay are you goobles? You're like a 2 or 2.5 on the Kinsey scale. You don't even really depict lesbians in your art. Why is that? All of your writing is very straight.
>>9582113What if a pony never shed their hoof coating? What if they went through life with tentacle hooves?
>>9582191Night best princess.
>>9582074>they start wriggling around>making the godawful sound of many giant writhing worms
>>9582165He does know how, he just let it get out of hand. I like to call this sort of thing "Prequel Syndrome."It's where you play too much into everything that people are asking to the point where you end up either running in circles or making decisions on the most mundane and unimportant shit in the world. Just like when Katia got to Kvatch, shit slowed down and people wanted to play "slice of life cat" instead of "adventure cat."
>>9582065ohthis is your reminder
>>9582196>End up sleeping with Luna.>She sleeps on your chest, like a cat.
>>9582034I'd rather be alone with cute yellow mare than with real 3DPD bitches.
>>9582232>she puts her butt on your face, like a cat
>>9582232>you guys fuck in your dreams>she's like a cat in bed
>>9582232>You loose your days to match her schedule>But its worth it
>>9582207then it gets put down to save it from a life of misery
>>9582249How pathetic is it this statement actually applies to me
>>9582232>>9582252>>9582254>She also throws up a lot>Like a cat
>>9582265>This hole! It was made for me!
>>9582249That is a very lovely fluttershy. Also I agree.
For whatever reason, I liken using another namefag's name to walking around in someone else's breadshoes.Fucking breadshoes.
>>9582265A large amount / a small number
>>9582265Man, why would anyone want to live in that place?It's a hole!
>>9582283>she sometimes enjoys having her bellyrub and sometimes thrashes about and bites like a cat
>>9582165you sound familiar somehow
Would you go nature watching with Fluttershy?
>>9582302He couldn't afford the thumb tax.
What secrets would your favorite pony's Shadow exemplify?
>>9582313>You're starting to think this is actually just a cat
>>9582267I was exaggerating somewhat since I had a bad experience with a female today But I still wish I could be with Fluttershy
>>9582215the genitals took me by surprisethis does not belong on pony
>>9582321Your standard hateanon.Probably Ross.
>>9582295If one of them puts on their tripcode does that make your analogy toast?
>>9582283>she poops in sand>like a cat
>glitter glue supposedly write the Pressure copypastanot surprisedfigures i once entertained the idea of writing a pressure-type AI conductor for a text based adventure as a proof of concept
>he actually draws things besides dicks
>>9582222Holy shit, you did not use a "Prequel" argument, and imply the fucking webcomic...He fucked up the story, and instead of figuring a patch, decided to toss in some random shit, and when that backfired went right to his strong suit,For fucks sake, he abandoned the whole "A human is fucking a horse princess, how would the kingdom relate to this?" and ran them literally away. Because lets face it, stories are hard, but stories with depth, fuck it, lets just make up a shack!I have read better from bronies.
>>9582348>she looks a lot>like a cat
>>9582358Fuck off you waste of life.
>>9582252>having moonbutt's plump ass in my face every nightI could deal with that
>>9582390>on face every nightI could live with that...
>>9582383Wow, that wasn't very nice of me
>>9582390It would stink like horse's butt, and her tail would swish you in the face every so often
>>9582403>you suffocate day one
>>9582335>Lyra only spends every other day with you>when she's with bonbon she switches places with a cat that's been painted green.>she doesn't want you to be lonely
>>9582383it didn't work out very wellthe real problem would be making all the fucking assets and allowing for being sweeping changes to the base early in the game, and the whole thing NOT lasting half an hour (because of shitloads of assets)
>>9582416>she gets jealous of the cat
>tfw I got to hold ~$400,000 in 1 oz American Gold Eagles yesterdaythat was really cool.Preemptive "fuck you" for ">>>/tumbler/"
>>9582366so very familiar...but where have I seen this before...
>>9582407>It swishes even more so when you aggravate her butt.
>>9582358>Pressure copypastaThe what now?I feel like I know this, but it's not coming to mind...
>>9582420The real problem is you're a fuck up and can't do anything.
>>9582420so basically it would take a lot of money that only corporations that don't like making new games have?
>>9582423that's not even tumblr quality personal bloggingthat's just dumb
>>9582358like you'd have ever finished it
>>9582403HEY you're not me!I'm me!
>>9582433i posted it in the last thread towards the end of it
>>9582416>She taught the cat to pee in your shoes like she does>just to make sure you really feel like she's there
>>9582451You want pony?You got pony.
>MLPG's tripcode aversion leading to hilarious hijinksY'all niggas dumb
>>9582433Pressure, game concept on /v/, think choose your own adventure on absolute fucking overdrive. kind of like space station 13 but single player i guess.>>9582452i probably would not have, lots of assets remember?>>9582448you bet>>9582442lots of unfinished projects.lotsand fucking lotsmy degree insists on getting in the way of everything
>>9582448how hard could it be to randomly rearrange a bunch of prefabricated structures?
>>9582407I'd probably still have a raging hard-on
>>9582481Are you not entertained?
>>9582464that pony is neither gold nor eagle-likeyou're terrible at this
>>9582492>assetsMake everything low-res cubes, get that retro minecraft audience
>>9582426I have no idea where you think you have heard this before, but any blue player or other fuck you call out will be fruitless. You let him fuck p and are in the end his retarded Little whiteknight.It has to be sad to whiteknight a hasben writefag.
>>9582492>excusesNo, you're just shit
>>9582421>she starts using the cat on bon bon>she notices the cat getting along with the two of you better in her absence.
>>9582420You seem to have a problem with these ambitious projects. You're always talking about things you plan to do, or would like to do, or thought about doing but never did.Maybe try actually DOING some things. Not super ambitious things. Simple things.Maybe take up drawfagging.
Haven't drawn in a while. Any simple requests to throw at me for practice? I'll try to get them in tomorrow.
>>9582497about as hard as re-arranging sentences in a book and have it make sense when reading line to line.the trick is to avoid setpiece-feeling stuff. like on your second play-through you reach a certain room and you're like "oh yeah this is the room that floods", that would kill the entire thing.ultimately you'd need a way to dynamically flood any possible area, set fire to any possible area, and have monsters attack you in any possible area, and a multitude of other "bad things that happen", and it all has to make senseASSETS
>>9582533lol, he tried that and he was fucking horrible
>>9582544the window is the only answer
>>9582544 THE WINDOW
>>9582542Draw colt Mac and baby Applebloom.
>>95825442 2 2 2 2 2 2 2 2
>>9582544THE GUN ON THE FLOOR
>>9582542Draw Tex sleeping in a really akward position on the couch.All messy and with rubbish scattered everywhere.
>>9582542Lyra ready to pounce.
>>9582544THE CEILING VENT
>>9582014All the princess butts are highly arousing
>>9582517no no, I'm not talking about lunaquestits something elsebut I can't remember for the life of me
>>9582542Tex pulling the CMC in a wagon.
>this guy can hilt a medium chance in his mouth but not in his buttgoddamn
>>9582528>eventually she just paints another cat green
>>9582582on your dick
>>9582591Tail up, legs bent forwards.
>>9582511in my headcanon, even with as many as she has, Gilda is still a little baby about getting tattoos and piercings. every time she gets a new one, you have to be there to hold her hand, and she always is on the verge of crying. "owie owie owie... don't laugh, asshole... owch..."
What was the last sentence you were about to post on 4chan and then thought better of and didn't do it?It was sent to your favourite pony instead.
>>9582587So you are just shitting for the sake of shitting?Wow, just wow, you cannot let your top writefag get torn down so you have to defend him for something, that you are not even sure of what you are defending.SURELY HE WILL GIVE YOU FREE PORN AT THIS RATE!
>>9582542TexAnon and the CMC in a sled, Calvin & Hobbes style. Rip-roaring across snow-covered slopes and dodging icy birch, the CMC are having the fucking blast of their lives and TexAnon is still stonefaced as ever.
>>9582517not quite as sad as remaining bitter about something that happened months agoit shouldn't bother you this much. you may have become too emotionally invested in that quest
>>9582621Holy shit.This almost looks like that 'gilda-ish' girl I was talking about yesterday
>>9582621Anon, gilda is part bird and part catshe doesn't have any piercings or tattoos
>>9582621>owieNo. She'd be yelling profanities out the fuckin' wazoo. Same tears, and she'd still hold you hand, but there's no way she'd express it like that.
>>9582635ah! now I remember!the teen-applebloom guy!
>>9582517Wow, you're one butthurt brony.
>>9582621ehnot feeling it
>>9582632But without context it wouldn't mean anything.
>>9582653sorry. i just played SSX Tricky, you see. Zoe.
>>9582673Yeah, good one Anon, I wish.
>>9582673unlabeledyou are worthless
>>9582635why so assblasted? Seriously? What happened to you?
>>9581789i suppose im still a long way from drawing humans well. practice makes perfect at least
>>9582618Scrunch in position.
>>9582698>labeling the secret door
unf applehips unf
>>9582652but does she like coffee
>>9582664Ah, so I can assume you are the chickenshit that ruined that fic then.Too three of us and ruined it in one fell swoop. Way to 'finish' the fic for us, bro.
>No one actually impersonates the namefriends>They just use it as an excuse to shitpost with their names on
>>9582621And she would probably just bury her face in your chest when things get too intense, just gritting her teeth and hissing in air.Stroking her hand helps her to not tremble so much during those moments.
>>9582731I knew it!that level of irrational rage was just too uncanny
>>9582708It is a little off but damn if that isn't cute, thank you
>>9582742Shut the fuck up, you worthless cunt.You can't even write like us true artists.
>>9582730WAIT I MEANT LYRAwhat the fuck
>mfw Cartoon Network just posted thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6SCviG8PTI&feature=youtu.be&proxmate=us
>>9582760>>9582730The Sentenal is spreading.
>>9582760YA BLEW ITSHE MY WAIFU NOW
>>9582621>someone you work with just got a new tattoo>you're not exactly fond of him>you jokingly tell Gilda you've been thinking of ways to "accidentally" scrape him good and hard over the spot he just got inked>"Dude - don't even fucking joke about that - that hurts like HELL."
>>9582730>>9582760>Luna enters your dreams at night and attempts to subconsciously change your favorite pony and daily decision making skillsThat or you're catching the sentenal
>>9582760You like Luna, don't you Mew?
>>9582533biggest problem is lack of unobstructed time to really research something, start buying parts and materials (for a hardware thing) and really get the groove of itsame with ponycrossing, just not enough consistent time to sit down and make actual things. yet anyway.figures the only worthwhile and relevant class i've had in a whole year is this intro to AI course.everything else has been worthless shit i could easily get from a single book, or worthless non-major shit that's required for my degree.can we have a college bust already? this bubble is ass
>>9582757Too uncanny, but needed, you successfully fucked over 2 separate teen fics with one fell swoop.
>>9582724>You will never breed apple's hips
>>9582768>The uploader has not made this video available in your country.
>>9582778i do but shes not mai waifu
>>9582781Somehow other irl commitments have never actually stopped any of the real contributors before.Then again, they actually try.
>>9582771>>9582777>sentenalmindfunny how he's the one most connected with Luna now when Roogna was posting her every night for months
>>9582786>>9582731as someone with no interest whatsoever in teen >feels I never understood this attitudejust because some guy wrote a few posts of smut no can ever revisit that story concept ever again?what the hell?
>>9582787It takes some primo pelvis muscles to ride applehips properly
>>9582771only sentenal is allowed to like lunaonly seth is allowed to like trixieI don't get it
>>9582787>tfw no art/fic of anon impregnating applejack
>>9582823But they ride you, anon.
>>95825442, because I don't want to face the day when this board goes down.
>>9582800You say that now.
>>9582820dont mind him
>>9582837There's a fic of Applejack impregnating Applebloom
>>9582775>she spends hours daydreaming and designing tattoos>"alright, let's go get this done!">half-way to the shop, she chickens out and makes you turn around again>because, of course, "the design needs tweaking"
>>9582820The 'guy' who did it was the one who started them, he left for a few months, and the general took over.He then came back and "finished" "His story" for us.
>>9582859I- I read that as 'twerking'.
>>9582814not sure how they pulled that off. i guess drawing is more easily interrupt-able?hoppip's pretty great though i think ponykart is on hiatus for school related reasons as well
>>9582787>you will never breed spikes dick-bearing hips
>>9582837What a world we live in.
>>9582820As one of the writers, I think the reason the teen >feels worked, was because everyone writing them was collaborating and just having fun as a group.Then, when this guy came in and started ranting and raving about how "we all wanted it to be sexual anyway", it set everyone arguing and the atmosphere fell apart as a result.
>>9582868you people, i swear. how did i know you'd make that mistake?
>>9582864>the 'guy'There were about 5 people or so writing that thing, and after the bullshit happened we had a chat together about it. There's no 'that guy' or 'his story'.
>>9582851I've ignored it for a long time, but I'm pretty sure this has reached the point where the length of argument has far exceeded the length of the story>>9582864Oh, I thought all the posts were anonymous>>9582889so it's worth dragging up this argument over and over?
>>9582889Who cares, it's not like greentexting i actual writing anyways.
Goodnight MLPG.Hopefully tomorrow I can draw more Nightmarity. I gotta say, she's pretty fun to draw.
>>9582871>I don't know how they do itThey're not fuck ups.
>>9582874She takes some potion from Zecora and gives herself a temporary penishttp://pastebin.com/88FCKXb6
>tfw no Twilight bimbofication
>>9582768>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E6SCviG8PTI&feature=youtu.be&proxmate=uswhatholy shit what
>>9582933it's a good feel, isn't it
>>9582903No, it was literally one dude who fucked the rest of the story over.Kinda why the SS story died off as fast as it did, we were Anon's yes, but we got togethe and wrote still.There was no 'super secret chat' we just ran with it together.
>>9582933>expecting Nanaki to finish anything
>>9582820you can't un-ring a bell. God knows we'd love to.>>9582903scapegoats are easier. and it really isn't difficult to imagine that there was a That Guy. it's just about the easiest pill to swallow in the world, as far as conspiracy theories go.
>tfw the teenfeels writers will never stop whining and arguing about what could've been and just start writing more of them
>>9582868>just as well, it was going to go right over her huge ass>not quite what you would call a tramp stamp, it was more like some Lovecraftian portal had opened up over her tailbone, its ghastly tentacles and numerous fantastical weapons and thorns echoing hair metal aesthetics creeped down slowly over the swell curves of her bottom, and you know full well that with some low-cut jeans and a well-timed booty roll she could have Picasso's Gonicka playing out over the yawning horizon of her glutes
Why not just write a teen >feelit's not like anyone is going to stop you
>>9582918but then wouldn't that mean hoppip and everyone working on ponykart is a fuckup?i do not believe they are fuck upsare you upset about something anonymous?not enough sweetie belle by the way>>9582768>entire video is basically lead up to that last puke as the punchlineit's ok
>>9582912Honestly? I just wish we could write those stories again and not get into a shitfit over them. I've seen other writers saying they miss them, and would write them, too - and then when I try to get something going, they're never around...
>>9582948no, there was a super secret chatyou were actually one of the ones not part of itsorry about that
>>9582929But I want Applejack getting bred in the peak of heat by anon.
What's your pet name for your favorite pony/pony waifu?I call her Ardee
>>9582965at least the fetish writers are still chill
>everyone misses the teen feels and agrees that they were cute>no one just starts writing more
ha ha ahahaha holy shit
>>9582975Well if that is the case then, that sucks.I helped start the SS feel.
>>9582975>still trying to kick us when we're downYou're in a chat alright. The Skype chat.
The pank is everywwhere
>>9582978i cant imagine enging up in a situation like that
>>9582995I thought they were shit
>>9582995>everyonenigga you have no idea how much I don't care about anything involving teens or feels
>>9582957WE HAVE DONEBUT THEN OTHER MOTHERFUCKERS COME IN AND MAKE IT SEXUAL BECAUSE THE ICE BROKEAND THEN WHEN WE SAY THAT SHIT DON'T FLY WE HAVE TO STOP BECAUSE EVERYONE GETS ALL HISSYAND WHEN THAT HAPPENS YET MORE PEOPLE SAY EXACTLY WHAT YOU JUST SAIDAND IT GOES ON
>>9582941gg why did you not tell me you were drawing canjun gator girlswithholding that information is a felony in seven stateslast thread was a very close call young man
>>9583005That looks kinda neat.
>>9582912its just the one guy who keeps bringing it upand it should be apparent by now that he isn't all "there"
>>9582965>A handsome kid with a funny accent will never introduce you to the wonderful world of crossdressing
>>9582978>Applejack>not being honest about her feelingsDYEWTS
>>9582999It isn't. He's just being an ass.That night was honestly one of the best nights MLPG has ever had.
>>9582995I don't miss themI just blocked them out and ignored them like a few other things
>>9583030>Just one guy.Because the teen feel fics are alive and strong, aren't they!
>>9582206I dunno, it just doesn't really interest meIt never has
>tfw you will never play the arcade version of Arctic Thunder again
>>9583024that was months ago. get with the times.
>>9583004But there are apparently more than one, and none of them is supposed to be evil
>>9583057>DASH'S PERSONAL BLOG STATUS: UPDATED
I just want to be a mare and live in Equestria
>>9582933>you will never watch the fear and intellect in Twilight's eyes sputter out>you will never watch as her hips and breasts swell, and her lips plump up>you will never see her panicked expression lighten into a ditzy, bright-eyed look of confusion
>>9583020well if you're ever gonna try and do more you might as well nowseems like a few of you are here, and since there haven't been any posts calling you all pedos, that angry anon's sleeping and can't do anything to stop you
>>9583037>Lying to all the crystal poniesdYewts
>>9582999me toothat was a lot of fun...
>>9583039I was such an idiot when it came to picking out music on that post.
>>9582933>>9583068that greentext fizzled out pretty quickand it was anthro so that was weirddidn't feel up with it
>>9583037She's never lied. She though she was being obvious. She thought you'd get the hint.>tfw
>>9583076I still like the idea of introducing her to the B-52s. And the dancing scene was really sweet.
>>9583067>you will never be a pretty futa mare in Equestria
>>9583057didn't it use to blow air in your face when you land some big jump? or am I thinking of something else?
>>9583034>Pip will never fuck all the fillies while modelling their pretty dresses for them>he will never assist them in accidentally discovering their fetishes>>9583039she could've gone spoon-to-spoon with Ramsey and Ainsley.
>>9583073>implying that had anything to do with her feelnigs
>>9582933I was just about to ask about this. I remember some greentext/stories from a few months back, one featuring Twilight and another featuring Rarity & Fluttershy but was there ever more? Does anyone have those saved?
>tfw no qt sweetie gf
>>9583102Not Pip being blackmailed by the fillies into trapping up and going to prom with an unsuspecting colt
>>9583097She has a very beautiful flowy mane
>>9583097>You will never be a slutty mare in a pretty dress>You will never seduce a human away from his waifu
>>9583122>unsuspectingThey'd have to be borderline retarded
>>9583086>and it was anthro so that was weirdIt'd be weirder trying to describe bimbo features on a regular horse
>>9583122Damn, I forgot my meymey arrow
>>9583100It vibrated your seat and blew cold air in your face when you grabbed that Boost item thing.It was beautiful
>>9583122>not Pip being taken care of by a busty human who feeds him potions that make him slender and effeminate while swelling his junk
>>9583102>he will never assist them in accidentally discovering their fetishesPoor bastard never saw it coming.
>>9583049sarcasm isn't helping your case hereyou've proven yourself to be a greater detriment with your insistence on reopening old woundsthe lashing out at lunaquest only further cements thatit's time to move on
>>9583130fuck you anon!no dicked freak is tearing me away from mai waifu!
>>9583096Good times...DT was fun too.Christ, I almost fucked that all up in the start, being a smart ass.The other guy had the patience of a saint. I didn't like her at first.
>>9583094>tfw you never get the hint
Gonna need a good MLPG related filename for this one
>>9583133You'd be surprised how good some of those fillies are with makeup. Of course, it doesn't help that Pip always was on the more effeminate side growing up.
>>9583122nope. we're straight today, Skippy.
What kind of humanfag is Lyra?Does she belong to the humie side of the fandom or the MLHG side?
>Lauren tries to see what mlpg is up to
>>9582768Can't see shit. Is it worth watching?
>>9583130>you will never horrify him as you reveal your futa nature>he will never squirm to get away as you keep him pinned down and yank off his pants
>>9583159of course notfuta are gross
>>9583066I would subscribe to Dash's blog.
>>9583163its just a matter of peeling back the layers of the onionso to speakran out of ideas though...
>>9583170Lyra's a humie, Bon Bon's an aperapist
Evens - WriteOdds - Vidya
>>9583169About damn time.
>>9583163i still don't like her. an annoying cunt with a reason to be an annoying cunt is still an annoying cunt.
>>9583166I've always wondered what the background for that wasYour mom has walked in on you masturbating before, /co/You just didn't know it
>>9583067>You'll never chill by a lake with your hooves crossed and looking at the settling sun over pass cloudsdale and watching the ponies perform the evening dues
>>9583199>not an apist
>>9583170Probably a humie.
Ponyfags, ponyfags everywhere.
>>9583196Ditto, kinda funny how we both rammed into the writers block on that.
>>9583209BUT MUH FANONSHE'S BETTER WHEN YOU CHANGE WHO SHE IS HONEST
>>9583186>TODAY WAS GREAT>I SNUCK INTO FLUTTERSHY'S ROOM AND TOUCHED HER BUTT>THEN I FLEW FAST
>>9583209You, I like you.
>>9583203kept you waiting, huh?
>>9583221No shame. Archetypes like DT are tough to write for.
>>9583222fucking thisI liked it when she was a cold, domineering bitch who know how to take what's hersNot some sniveling little crybaby who can't handle anything ever
Ponyfags, ponyfags everywhere...
>>9583110I don't think she's the honest type with her feelings. I think she'd keep it bottled up inside like how she thought she could handle all the apples in Applebuck Season.
>>9583221I was considering something involving visiting her mother's grave, but thought that would be a bit heavy-handed so I abstained
>>9583209>implying I have a problem with the things you like and don't like.I enjoy women with strong personalities, and I enjoy tsundere. You want I should get offended that not everyone else does?
>>9583213Bronies and horsefuckers > humans and aperapistsit just makes sense
>>9583116Oh, let me rephrase>you will never be a run of the mill gay stallion>you will never have regular gay sex with your horsebando>you relationship will degrade to the point where the very thought of going home to meet that sack of shit sends chills up your spine>you will never snap and beat the shit out of him with a tire iron and leave him a crumpled sniffling wreck on the side of the road to Manehatten>you will never drink yourself into a stupor and remember all the shit you did on the road>you will never drive your pick-up truck into the side of a casino and blow your brains out at the dealers table
>>9583211>implyingI always jerk it facing the door
>>9583229Excellent, good to see age hasn't slowed you down one bit
>>9583186>Today a bird managed to shit on me.>Again.>The birds are conspiring against me.>#paranoia
>>9583260>You want I should get offendedhahaha that is so Arizona!
>>9583251No, thats her prideShe is very bad at hiding emotions. Same thing in Last Roundup
>>9583211It looks like a hotel room. Seems like he forgot to hang a "Practicing Cocksucking" sign on the door.
MLPG QUICK!!!Name a contributor and one thing you like about them (that's not "they drew/wrote this thing").Now name a contributor and say something you don't like about them, and/or what they could do to change it.GO!!!
>>9583222>>9583243>cold, domineering bitch has a moment of vulnerability>character ruined foreverThat's not hyperbolic at all...
>>9583296>a momentmore like every single time
>>9583294I LIKE PEOPLE THAT DRAW AND WRITE WHAT THEY ENJOYI HATE PEOPLE THAT STIR UP META SHIT LIKE THIS
>>9583243you get plenty of that in your femdom greentexts
>>9583256Oooohhh, you could have had a goood thing, but hell if we would have had to approach that shit cautiously.Probably omit DT altogether and have a moment with Filthy. One of those 'Don't ever let her know this happened, or she will never forgive me' moments.
>>9583293Is bringing your giant dildo standard procedure for manly men?
>>9583277So would she try to hide her feelings, only giving hints?
>>9583294I like drawfags who draw a bunch of different things and take requests.I don't like drawfags who are fixated on drawing one. specific. thing. that they masturbate to later that night.
>>9583334Like a trail of breadcrumbs!But instead of home at the end, all there is are hips.
>>9583265>no bonnie and clyde style gay horse armed robberies and hijinks on the road
>>9583243>"so you're Applebloom's new project, huh?">"hey, don't you ignore me, little boy.">"hah. fine. you don't want to notice me? well, i've noticed you.">"when you want a real woman, kid, here's my number.">she writes it on a piece of paper and shoves it down her shirt>she won't leave you alone until you have itpart sex addict, part control freak, part sadist: all bitch.
>>9583326He's also wearing a blouse. I don't think he wants to be a manly man.
>>9583226>I know thats you Dash.
>>9583344wow, the implications in this one
>>9583226>>9583273Yes, yes that is good stuff right there. I may even leave a comment this time.No better not, she might think I'm weird for commenting on her getting pooped on.
>>9583304still closer to the source material than SS...
>>9583352>Not what the feen fics were about.
>>9583350Why are you guys so obsessed with Fruit Yeehaw's hips?
>>9583352Scratches all down my back to keep me right on...
>>9583359>>9583326Are you telling me tough guys don't wear blouses or open carry large dildos?Well what the fuck have I been doing with my life
>>9583359But he looks hueg.HUEG!
>>9583271what about you, Major? what should i call you?
>>9583384because hips are a lovely, lovely thing>Fluttertrunk.png
>>9583334Yes, Applejack is an old-fashioned horse who's not overly forward.
>>9583381>Someone's started writing teen stuff!>I better immediately do my best to derail it!
>>9583324no DT? but then where's the >feels?
>No you do not know how to write Diamond Tiara at all!>SHE IS A SEX CRAZED SADISTIC BITCH, LET ME SHOW YOU HOW TO DO IT!"
>>9583402Would she ever have the nerve to tell you when she needs a good hard rutting in heat?
>>9583381but see, that's the thing: we DID have DT in AB's fic, and she WAS like that. we had plenty of teasing, went right up to the line more than once, but we never crossed the line.
>>9583352good for an unfterrible for a feel
>>9583411When you realize her father is a handsome, lonely stallion who's just trying to do right for his daughterthen you hook up with him
>>9583369>This is a good way to get blocked
GuysPleasePlease don't fight.I don't like it when you fight.Can't we just have fun tonight, guys?
>>9583350Nice, juicy, round, strong, heated, fragrant, perfect hips.
>>9583420Admit it.You like it
>>9583411Her dad was a badass, bro. He trusted you like family, even tho the only time he met you was the time you showed up with his daughter at his hospital bed. He trusts you with this shit.
>>9583436I kinda like it.
Let's play a game /co/You don't have to watch the whole episode, but you have to take a screen shot and post it.
>>9583384Because such fertile expansions cry to be seeded.
>>9583359As many times as I've seen that gif, I've never noticed the blouse. McWow.
>>9583451>roll 'emsget fucked
>>9583439the fighting is overdon't worry
>>9583451take your rolling shit elsewhere pls
>>9583460>getting mad at the closest thing to show discussion the entire day
>>9583477No it's fine, he's right
>>9583455what's that about expanding somebodys fertile seed?
Does anyone happen to have the continued pic after this?
>>9583441>heatedNow with an Air Condition feature, at Big Bill Hell's Cars!
>>9583461no it's not. fuck you, faggot.
>>9583501Hurry up asshole!
>>9583489Flitter pls how do I know this isn't permanently damaging my reproductive system
>>9583494>tfw I refound joeydarkmeat's explicit pictures in my folders>it's gay pony porn
>>9583489Sounds like that would involve an awful lot of chemicals
>>9583455>>9583489It's honestly a recent fetish thing of mine that AJ wants every egg fertilized.
>>9583448>Could have fleshed out the story a bit more.>Because her dad was a dick about thunder storms....Reminds me, who the fuck does that to their daughter?>"Oh you can't swim? Scared of thunder?">"Lets vacation on my private island!"
>>9583529You can trust her; she's an expert After tasting you a few times, she's worried you need to eat more fruit
>>9583529Because the instructions didn't say anything about that. Also they don't damage, they coax more output.
>>9583546>every egg fertilizeddude nothat's not what anyone wantsever
>>9583324>>9583448wait. idea.must ruminate on this.
>>9583448I like Filthy Rich.He might dote on his daughter a little too much; or maybe he's a bit too permissive when he could really stand to put his foot down, but in the end, he's just trying to do right by his little angel.Good father? Debatable. But definitely a good man.
>>9583526>"hey, Thunderlane, whaddaya think?">>"mine, of course, it's no contest.">"shut up.">>"make me.">>>"ladies, will you please shut *up*?"
>>9583549We need more snarky Spike
>>9583564These are so cute.
>>9583583Don't ever post it.
>>9583526I know Flitter loves impregnationbut I wouldn't be able to resist asking for her butt every now and then. its just too shapely to pass up
>>9583563>>9583489why is Flitter such a shameless cumslut
SB, if you're here, I have one question.Will there be ever be another Featherweight update, or can I unfollow it forever? I'm just doing some tumblr spring-cleaning is all
>>9583564it's SO CLEAN AND SMOOTH#mad jelly
>>9583601She'd get hurt a lot because she'd always get too excited and push back too hard
What does cloudchaser think of Flitter's fetish
>>9583601she'll only let you do it while she's basking in the post-coital glow of getting her insides flooded with your goo.
>>9583565Well that was interesting. I guess what I meant was year after year.
>>9583601I'd prefer to stick to the hole designed for taking it.
>>9583549Thank ya kindly
>>9583629I don't think that would work, anon...despite what anime would have you believe, usually a refractory period is required between orgasms for most men
>>9583657I have no refractory period
>>9583567Exactly, he tries to be a father, but is job never lets him do it properly, it's how Anon ends up involved with DT, her father suffers a medical mishap and she kinda uses him, the only person to even talk to her, or deal with her, as an emergency limo.After that, it was history.
>>9583657I've nicknamed mine the Phoenix
>>9583068>Twilight is experimenting with dangerous mind-altering spells.>Hearing an explosion from the library, you let yourself inside to make sure everything's alright.>Twilight seems to be fine, if a little dazed.>"Oh, everything's alright anon, I'm fine...just a little, heh, lightheaded...>Her eyes glaze over momentarily as a smile plays around her lips.>You suggest she might not be the best judge of her current mental state.>Her eyes snap back into focus. "Huh? Oh, anon, cogn-er, co-, uh, thinking spells are hard, but they're nothing I can't handle. I'm just feeling a little funny...">She giggles sheepishly.
>>9583692bimbofication is a shit fetish
>>9583657i meant after that, you knob.
>>9583625maybe she should lay down on her tummyand leave the thrusting to you
>>9583692>Break case containing horse pistol.
>>9583642that's nice tooI guess I just really like butts
>>9583692I prefer her as her snarky, slightly neurotic self with an innocent look on her face as she says the filthiest things to you
>>9583729so do I anon
>>9583706ohthen sure, that'll work
>>9583692I'd rather she tried the spell on me and I ended up a disembodied voice in her head. Staying completely quiet for weeks while she thinks she killed me. Finally speaking up when she loses it one night.>"I'm so sorry Anon! Why did I use that spell on you! I miss you...">"Yeah, I miss me too."
>>9583729I like loving relationships with lots of cuddling.
>>9583761that butt is dangerously close to my crotch
>>9583565Ok I'm curious is there anymore of this?
>>9583705I respect your opinion and understand why you might think that way. A lot of the bimbo stuff out there is pretty shit, especially all the focus on over-the top body changes. I'm into it more for the mental aspect; I get turned on by the idea of a girl letting go of her inhibitions and letting her sex drive run wild.
>>9583451Is it okay if I took the characters out of it to make it a wallpaper?
>>9583761those are also nice...can't I have both?
>>9583692it's best if it's slow.if she wonders why she can't help licking her lips when she sees stallions coming into the library for a book, if she wonders why she has so much less interest in reading, if she wonders why she can't figure out just why all those words she used to use won't come to her any more. then she shrugs and pushes it out of her mind. it's probably nothing, right? oh, look at that. there's, like, a cute boy here. wonder what he tastes like?
>>9583610I like thinking she just has a major kink for a man imposing his will on her and making her fight her biological drives... and lose.She doesn't care what the bulldykes on TV who rant about sexism and misogyny say - she loves it when a man takes the lead and makes her feel like a woman with the sheer force of his virility.
>>9583782SHUT THE FUCK UP AND SIT DOWN APPLESHIT.
>>9583780>I get turned on by the idea of a girl letting go of her inhibitions and letting her sex drive run wild.Same and the idea of a smart pony like Twilight becoming a mindless sex toy.
>>9583761Whenever I see this I hnng then get sad.I want a pony to cuddle.
>>9583620I want to update it someday but I don't know.
>>9583785Can you?Do you?
>>9583798We all do, anon.That's why we're here. Deep down we all just want a little pony to cuddle.
>>9583692>pushes her mane out of her face>she never really noticed how bouncy and silky it feels>gets carried away flipping it about, ruffling it up, and pulling a few bangs over one eye>giggles at herself in the mirror while trying to strike a sultry pose
>>9583761>tfw you'll mever wake up pinned to the couch with a pony on top of you still asleep>tfw you'll never have to choose to wake her up or just sit there, maybe for hours>tfw you'll never be stuck in an uncomfortable position, unable to shift lest you rouse pony from her slumber>tfw you will never tease pony gently about how they drool when they sleep
>>9581246I just finished reading this.Why can't this be real? ;_;
>>9583804That first one...every fucking time.I can't take it anymore, I'm going to die.
>>9583804I probably wouldn't have the courage to ask twilight for her butt...she just doesn't seem the type
>>9583787It tears me up inside knowing that I'll never be able to dump a week's worth of built-up cum into a pretty mare, clenching and winking to milk me for all I'm worth
>>9583846>you will never blow on a pony's ear and watch it wiggle
>>9583855I know that feel Anon. That one makes my heart melt every time.
>>9583665Could we make something of this later?A bit of a 'father son' moment with Rich and Anon, about DT's mom? Be nice to see him get serious and, at the least show a photo album.
pone loves you
>>9583871Why not now?
>>9583846>let them sleep>listen to her steady rhythmic breathing in the soft silence of the morning sun>scratch her ears and pet her while she sleeps>can see a faint smile spread across her lips
>>9583881i like it when pone sits like dog
>>9583786Oh god yes.Finding herself lingering by lingerie displays (or whatever the pony equivalent would be). Rolling her eyes at some stallion's corny jokes but finding herself giggling at them the next day. Wondering why she's bothering to play along with some stud--er, some dumb jock's pick-up routine.
>>9583876Oh my gosh.
>>9583879It gets hard to type when you can't see the keyboard, Anon..
>>9583876I love pone.
>>9583803No problem. I'm guessing it probably won't be a regular thing now that you're busy with everything else. I'll just unfollow to make space and check it manually or something.
>>9583898It's actually one of my top 2 favorite pony positions, 2nd only to laying on their back
>>9583891>put pressure on the back of her neck>she starts fidgeting as her dreams turn bad
>>9583879do it. let's try to light this fire and hope the great wind doesn't snuff it out again.
>>9583920you're a terrible person
>>9583917pone is just 2cute
>>9583920What? Does that happen?
When is the last time you booped someone you love, pony fuckers?
>>9583919We've had plenty of time to ruminate, haven't we?
>>9583937I-I don't think I've ever actually booped some oneOh God
>>9583864>you will never suddenly notice your pony mumbles while she sleeps>you will never strain to hear what pony is dreaming about>you will never hear a pony whisper your name as they unconsciously hug you a little tighter
>>9583937Last weekendthey came handsfree
>>9583934I regularly have bad dreams if I sleep with my neck in a bad position.
>>9583924Fuck it, if the old writers want to kick it off again go for it, I can catch up later. Lets do something about this hiatus!
>>9583937but how can I boop her if she isn't real?
>>9583937I booped my dog this morning.does that count?
>>9583932>implying pone is cute
>>9583854>tfw no underwater pone adventures
>>9583937I don't love
>>9583945They'd probably deck you in the face if you did. Humans are not nice like pony.
>>9583962>tfw no qt dog>tfw no boops
>>9583962>Lick dog on the nose.>They get confused and irritated.
>>9583968but pony is always cute anonpony can try to be cute, and will be cuteand even especially cute when pony is not trying to be cute
>>9583973You'd get the same result if you booped Bonbon
>>9583952oh gosh yes
>>9583945I too know what's its like to be a boop virgin.
>>9583990i'll boop you anon~
>>9583937>lovewhat is thiscan i eat it
>>9583957Sleeping on your back increases your chances of having sleep paralysis.
>>9583917I want to pepper Dash with kisses, even if it embarrasses her.
>>9583760Reminds me of this
>>9583982Sorry anonBut if you think pone is cute, you don't know shit about pone
>>9583987>Dash isn't affectionate enough to sleep on your chest.
>>9583985Nah, anon.She'd just get all pissy and passive aggressive about you touching her with your "disgusting ape hands."
>>9583939the new idea.requires incubation.crude. unpolished.
>>9583977dogs are adorable anonyou should buy onealso science has shown that having a dog helps against depression and the like
>>9584007>even if it embarrasses her.But anon, that makes it even better.
>>9583990I heard that if you don't boop someone for 30 years you become a big loser
>>9583979did you also look at Tess's blog when someone mentioned him earlier or is this just a weird coincidence
>>9584017Maybe not, but she'd be willing to sleep next to you.But after she falls asleep she'd cling to you like a baby.
>>9584008haha thats great>Twilight's eyes happen to wander to another ponies ass for a second>she hears "UNF" in her head
>>9584034I think everyone looked at his blog.
>>9584032>Ten years away from thenCan I make it?
>>9584032You heard wrong.Pic related, I'm going to become a pyromancer.
>>9583838>"Hee-hee...oooh...">She briefly regains her composure>"Um, anyway, so yeah, thinking spells, thinking...is hard...">She trails off, still fascinated by her own mane.>She seems to be breathing more heavily>"Um, anon, is it, like, hot in here to you, too?">You offer to get her a glass of water.>"Huh? Oh yeah, sure...mmmm...."
>>9583958>>9583924>>9583879>>9584022My immediate thought is>Studying at DT's place>Get up to get a drink/snack/find a bathroom>get lost>stumble into Filthy Rich's study while he sits looking through a photo albumI dunno.
>>9584048Im not fartanon but a hard fart can feel fuckin good.
>>9583899for the first time, she'd said yes when a stallion asked her out. she didn't have any idea why, though. but she didn't care why; she was having a great time, dancing, hearing all those hoots and catcalls, getting her ass smacked. she was having a great time in the bathroom, not even trying to silence her moans as he humped at her. and she was having a great time when her friends told her that they were glad she was finally loosening up, but didn't she think she was going a little too far, letting some guy she'd only just met have his way with her?and for the first time, she opened the library late the next day. partly because she needed to recover from last night, partly because she wanted to get to know him a little better (having brought him home, of course).it started to all seem so natural, you know? getting free meals by sucking off the owner, batting her eyelashes and lifting her tail for the construction stallions she walked by every day. she never really CLOSED the library, right, but she just, like, had so much other more funner stuff going on, y'know?
>>9584041Man, now I'm getting sad again knowing this will never happen.
>>9584086>you will never have a little pegasus to hold on to you and love you
>>9584100>walking down the street>feel something bap against your back>acquired an RD backpack>"What ya up to Anon?"
>>9584116This is the best thing that can ever happen ever.
>>9584116II really like this idea
>>9584116And yet people still don't understand why some people tulpamance.
>>9584085aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaathis is awful
>>9584147That's not blue pegasus pone, that pone has no wings.
>>9584071>You return to find her lying seductively, eyes glazed over, with a vacant smile on her face.>"Oh anon~I wondered where you went...y'know, I think you might have been right about that spell~I'm starting to feel so...funny~"
>>9584116Well now that's just adorable.
>>9584116>"Faster, Anon faster!"
>>9583791Wouldn't it be easier to give her a slutty split personality?Whisper a few words in her ear, and watch her usually composed and logical self fall away, and be replaced by an insatiable and wanton ego, uninhibited to act out her wildest fantasies.And her memories of what she does while in this state become nothing but hazy, jumbled dreams that leave her flustered and blushing when she wakes up.
>>9584175I want to kiss that pone all over her face.
>>9584120how long do you think it's going to be before they start calling the library "the Cathouse"? not much of a cathouse with only one cat and so much yarn to play with, but she manages admirably.
>>9584186Would you kindly
>>9584175Dash why are you so cute?
>>9584184Where the fuck did this come from?
>You will never be Twilight's platonic guy-friend pre-bimbification>You will never see her start to bring home Stallions, ignoring you>She will never begin to treat you like just another John
>>9584186That's good too, but a little differentHow long until she starting finding stallions and some mares[/spoiler that should be complete strangers look strangely familiar?
>>9583293actually he's doing it on purposehe also mounted a dildo on the door and positioned himself until a maid would open it, I lost the video though
>>9584175oh crap, its her...
>>9584186>insatiable and wanton egoI think you mean id.
>>9584218>>9584194>>9584187I wouldn't hug any of you faggots
hey waifufags, has this been updated?
>>9584173Who is this QUALITY artist?
>>9584218QUICK, ACT NATURAL
>>9584218QUICK, CHEESE IT
>>9584229Well that's too damn bad, I'll get you when you're not looking.
>>9584236WAIT DO WE ACT NATURAL AS HUMAN OR PONIES?SHIT WHATEVER GIVE ME SOME GRASS
>>9584202>watch her walk out of the house, another stallion's juice dripping out of her, as if nothing had happened>she notices your despondent expression>"aaw, what's wrong, cutie? anything i can do? maybe, like, give you some sugar?">she brushes her flank up against you, and you can smell the pheromones dripping off of herwould you? she's too far gone to love you, so you might as well get something, right?
>>9584229You will and you'll like it, fag.
>RD will never Domme you
>>9584229wait, you're not Dashget out of here you changeling
>>9584248At that point I would probably just leave and never talk to her again.Because fuck the friendzone.
>>9584100>>9584116>>9584041>>9584017>>9583952>>9583987>>9583864>>9583846>>9583761Reading this made the heartache from darf's new fic go away. Thank you.
>>9584272Good choice, anon.
>>9584233http://www.deviantart.com/art/Twilight-Sparkle-338495210Got it here. There's better art out there, but the slightly exaggerated style is sexy.
>>9584249I need more ponies eating grassIs there a specific tag for this on derpibooru?
>>9584280>small 4 line greentext made people feel betterI-I don't know how to feel.
>>9584280>new ficIt was rape wasn't it.
>>9584272she blinks in confusion, shrugs, and moves on to continue her search for another Mr. Right Now to scratch her itch.
>>9584287I love humans with wings.Seriously, that's the best thing ever.
>>9584229Well I guess you don't wanna any hugs then? There's plenty of other pones that like hugs.
>>9584280>Something about Fluttershy with the romance and dark tagsIs this that thing he was talking about yesterday with the abusive relationship?
>>9584280what horrible thing did he do to the ponies THIS time?
>>9584306N-nowhy would I want that
>>9584072...Works for me.Walk into a massive room, with Filthy on the other end, he doesn't exactly expect an interruption at this moment, his staff has its rounds.He looks back before you can manage to try to silently close the massive door and you are caught like a deer in the headlights.>"Anon, is my daughter with you?" his voice seems to resonate though the massive room, despite his raising of his own voice.>"No" you manage, he motions you towards him as you close the door behind you, not sure how he could even hear you reply.>"Sorry" you hear as you approach him, his voice wavering as you walk past a hall, "I had the room designed to carry voices in a way that would embarrass electronics." He grins as he motions for you to sit at a chair next to him. You now have a good look at the book he is looking at, he points at one picture and smiles, warmly. "She was my everything..."
>>9584295and nothing of value was lost
>>9584316Okay.Maybe using wrestling moves on zombies will make me feel better.
>>9584290can you four lines to make me feel better about the pinkie one?
>>9584321Except Twilight originally
>>9584314I'd give her a hug.Maybe she'd soften up and learn she likes the affection.
>>9584329The pinkie what?
>>9584173>those half-lidded eyesunf
>>9584314It's a shame you don't want to get hugged...
>>9584314I wonder...oh well, I guess if you really don't want any...
>>9584291No.>>9584311>>9584312Anon and Fluttershy in a worn-out, loveless relationship. He's not attracted to her anymore - she's gained weight and more or less given up, but she's so afraid of being alone that she does whatever she can to convince Anon to stay, and every thought he has of her is full of thinly-veiled hatred and disgust at everything she does.There's a sex scene, but it's so hollow and apathetic that it hurts my heart to think of it."Just for one night, let me pretend you still love me."
>>9584343Oh well, her loss.She doesn't know what she's missing out on.
>>9584358darf whyyou fucking asshole
>>9584358Maybe hotDarf is good at thatI'll have to read it to see
>>9584358Yep, zombie time. I can't be doin with these feels.
>>9584340https://www.fimfiction.net/story/88780/pinkie-pie-sucks-a-hundred-dicksEver since I got a waifu I have been really uncomfortable with rapefics
>>9584329>Pinkie throws you one of her patented welcome parties at Sugar Cube Corner>You usually don't do these kind of things but you say hi and hang out for a while to be nice>Ponies start to leave as it gets dark out, and you hope the party is finally coming to an end>You really hope Pinkie doesn't have anything else planned as you head upstairs to find her fast asleep in your guest bed, conveniently only taking up half of the space with the covers peeled open on your side
>>9584382Oh, yeah I never read that one. I like the happier ones since I'm a massive faget.
>>9584382Well, rapefics in general are just terrible.Unless they're like this.
>>9584382there's rape in that story?
>>9584358motherfucker, doing what i'm doing. sort of.
>>9584382>tfw your waifu has no rapefics
>>9584318>He laughs quietly, at the sound of what he just said.>"You'll have to forgive me - I tend to get a bit... sentimental whenever I get out the old photo album...">He tenderly turns a page, and photo after photo of a woman who bears a striking resemblance to Diamond Tiara (or is it the other way around?) appears.
>>9583899Sometimes she catches herself, wonders about how she's been acting strangely, but her worries float away when she remembers just how GOOD she's been feeling lately...
>>9584408it's a good feel
>>9584318You know...just an idea.
>>9584362Yup, too bad. She probably wouldn't really be into it anyway.
>>9584379>Maybe hot...It really isn't.
>>9584305They're the gayest thing ever