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Old thread: >>9546165

The time has come to talk of many things. Of hooves and >ships and sealing-wax, of cabbages and kings. And why the sea is boiling hot and whether Twily has wings.
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>>9549396
>de gay
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de pony
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Chrysalis shipped Rarijack thereafter
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4st
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I like this
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Do you think the writers will forget Zecora while creating Season 4?
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do you like the silly horse?
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Last thread was fast
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>>9552154
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>>9552173
>Zecora hates princesses, which is why she lives in exile
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reminder

>>9551830
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>rape
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>>9552189
Shit, posted in old horse
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>>9552173
I hope not. She's my favorite zebra on the show.
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>>9552225
CHUBBY PINK NURSE COWGIRL
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>>9552200

Here.
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>>9552225
Gillou riding reverse cowgirl
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>>9552210
She refuses to be under the heel of a false god
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>>9552226
Zecora is worst zebra though
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smoke weed

for twenty
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>>9551830
>email field

You are probably, sadly, right.
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>>9552193
Only an hour and forty minutes!
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>>9552252
You're on-board with that episode thing Double A?
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>>9552265
there are no gods on the show though
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>>9551765
Baloney. It's like going to college. Anyone can do it, if they lower their standards enough.
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>>9552257
>>9552284
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>>9552216
>>9551830
whats this mlpg writes thing?
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>>9552306

He can just get an escort.
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>>9552314
I am regret
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>>9552287

Just seeing where it goes, really. If it doesn't work out, I'm okay with that.

If it does - great!
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So can we agree that Rarijack, Flutterdash, and one-sided Twilestia and Pinkiedash are worst ships?
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>>9552329
sure whatever
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>>9552329
Only if the best ship is a poly ship
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>>9552318
http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/
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>>9552318
MLP fanfic writing event.
Went on through March, four prompts, different themes for each.
The last one's been extended to this Friday.
Prompt is "take fanart, write a fic around it".
Deadline is Friday, submit it to the Tumblr found in the linkboard.
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I forgot best pony's name
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>>9552340
My nigga
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I've seen a lot of people posting their build a bear plushies

I guess they are selling pretty well
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>>9552331
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I'm depressed, MLPG

Make me stop thinking of throwing myself under a freight train
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Sometimes I stay on MLPG so late, I eventually loose it and start to imagine myself as a humming bird
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>>9552268
Who's the best zebra, then?
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>>9552385
it only gets worse
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>>9552364
well of course.
you can take a knife and a needle and thread with a bit of fabric and stuff a flesh light inside.
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>>9552329
Throw in Twidash and it's agreeable.
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>>9552385
Imagine all the freight that will be late if you do!
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>>9552216
>no tumblr link
>not even a sentence

The hell?
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>>9552385
I'm not even depressed and I think about that when i see a train

Like i could just jump on the tracks and I'd be dead

how crazy is that
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>>9552385
fuck a pony
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>>9552414
>can't even commit suicide because you'd inconvenience people
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>>9552385
You should try to imagine jumping from a bridge that passes over a railroad, so you can time your jump to hit right on the front of the train.

Give ya somethin to shoot for.
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>>9552329
But those are best ships
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>>9552385
Why bother
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>>9552385
here you go
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>>9552425
I think a lot of people have dem kinds of thoughts
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>>9552409

What are you implying, anon?
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>>9552438
It's gonna hurt me
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>trying to figure out why an extension isn't working
>spend an hour in config and files
>notice a small box in the help section that's clicked that says "disable everywhere"

WHY WAS THAT ON BY DEFAULT
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>>9552385
Stare at this

Surrender your sadness
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>>9552385

>>9550078
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>>9552425
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Intrusive_thoughts
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>>9552425
I think about it a lot, but with other people, not myself
like
all I would have to do is stab this guy in the neck
and that's it, he'd be dead
he would never exist again
it's a powerful feeling
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>>9552425
>>9552448
in b4 gg comes in with his imp of the perverse
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>>9552448
I could just veer off the road into a telephone pole

this is why I listen to music in the car/ everywhere I go. keeps me thinking straight
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>>9552348
>>9552351
i see, looks like we dont have many writefags these days
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>>9552356
It's very cute
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>>9552364
>Did not know about this
>look it up JUST NOW
>"Wow these look ok, and not ten grand like the ebay stuff. This is probably one of Hasbro's few good ideas...."
>See advertisement


Oh god damn it
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>>9552322
pls draw more Gillou
she is very buoyant
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So there's a thing

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LFjEintbDXc

Better than DR?

Yes.
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>>9552385
I decided to finally get caught up on all those films I'd missed.

In retrospect, watching Wreck it Ralph and Toy Story 3 on the same night was a bad idea.
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>>9552465
>That we’re all just… biding our time until the sweet, sweet release of death?
Yea pretty much.
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>>9552492
Why not just write up a quickfic?
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>>9552454
saucy plushies
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>>9552476
The closest thing to being god is killing someone
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>>9552477
damn
I'm too predictable

have some predictable monstergirl instead
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>>9552496
It really is.

>tfw jessy did your request
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>>9552492
Well, not many who aren't a lazy fuck.
I'm a lazy fuck. Haven't written even one prompt.
Mostly because it's been so long since I've written anything that it would be terrible.
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>>9552385

>tfw depressed
>tfw take the train every day

Not a pussy subway or anything like that, an actual man's man train.
Every day I imagine myself cannon balling off the platform into the fucker as it passes by.
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>>9552511
The feels were too much?
"I just didn't want to live alone in the garbage any more..."
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>>9552499
>Pinkie Pie in tiny little sneakers

Why has no one drawn this before?
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>>9552385

There is someone out there who loves you.
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>>9552523
I just know it's something you like to talk about
So I tried to remember what it was called, because you're interesting
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>>9552461
That actually made me smile.
What wizardry is this!
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>>9552523
what is this
this isn't applejack
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>>9552523
That gator gal's right nice, GG.
If she's offering, it would be rude not to accept.
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>>9552492
well the point was to try and get more people interested in writefagging here

guess it did fuck all
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>>9552539

Well now you can live alone, in the Penthouse.

Seriously, FUCK that Gene guy. FUCK him. That scene hit me like a knife to the chest.
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>>9552510
>0:42
Ok. Was not expecting that.
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>>9552515
It's a very pessimistic worldview.

Why wait? Go do something, enjoy yourself while you're here. You might as well, you probably don't have anything better to do.

I just think it would be nice if I could go on a date with my favorite pony
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>>9552553


MLPG

What if Applejack

Was Cajun?
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>>9552537
>>9552521
>>9552515
>>9552483
>>9552476
>>9552473

today is a good day to die
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Which pony is dreck
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>>9552557
Especially because couche couche is delicious.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

THAT MANE IS SO FLUFFY
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>>9552539
>>9552572
Brave was a better movie.
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HI HI HI
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>>9552581

That would only happen if her cuteness dial was dramatically turned to maximum cuteness
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>>9552583
Worf please
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>>9552550
It means you're very vulnerable to suggestion
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>>9552580
Make it happen. Invent a brain-computer interface and live the rest of your days hooked up to an IV as your body rots away while your mind exists in virtual paradise.
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>>9552588
thats a cool dj acid plush
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>>9552476
when I'm driving and I see someone on the sidewalk
it's like
i could fucking kill this person right now if i wanted to, or paralyze them
it is within my power to pull that off
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>>9552588
why was my first thought to lick it
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>>9552523

http://www.realcajunrecipes.com/recipes/cajun/couche-couche/52.rcr

...sounds good, cher.
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>>9552588

Agnes pls
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>>9552518

>no holes

fucking dropped
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>>9552510
Well, I like how it went for its own animation style rather than trying to emulate the show.
Some of Octavia's poses were kind of awkward, but this was pretty good overall.
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>>9552581
There would be a lot of accordion music.
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>>9552535
just do it
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>>9552596
How about you go suck a bag of dicks?
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>>9552572
Nobody liked him. He was the true villain of Fix-it Felix
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Why are pony wings so damn hard to draw?
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>>9552613
Every time I see a cop I want to grab the gun in his holster

I feel like this is gonna get me arrested or shot one day
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>>9552510
Oh shit

Did Octavia just throttle that guy?
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>>9552590

As a self-admitted Hibernophile, I loved Brave, but I still think Wreck It Ralph should have gotten the Oscar. The Academy plays favorites so hard, it's not even funny anymore.
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>>9552641
Would if I could.
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>>9552607
>Invent a brain-computer interface

Easier said than done nigga.
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>>9552615

you can lick it for $365
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>>9552510
10/10 Nice fighting animation.
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>>9552518
God Bless Japan
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>>9552641
Unsettled by your weakness?
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>>9552648
Are you going for show-accurate, or realistic?
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>>9552640
Eat a dick, Nike.
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>>9552648
Because wings are technically forelegs.
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>>9552651
>Every time I see a cop I want to grab the gun in his holster
watch Requiem for a Dream
you will never do drugs again
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>>9552510
I liked it more than DR, for sure.
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I need something to do
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>>9552709
invent a gender-change pill
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>>9552661
WHEN CAN I SEE YOU AGAIN?
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>>9552631
Applejack is best zydeco pony
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>>9552682
More realistic than show accurate.
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>>9552709
watch a movie
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>>9552674
they actually actively sell shit to their pedophiles.
i hope there will be more horse fuckers there.
i want more horse related toys.
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which method of suicide has the best chances of sending me to Equestria?
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If it's something that can be stopped, try to stop it.
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>>9552692
Heroin is a pretty shit drug after you do it the first few times, the rush is never as good
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foor those that don't like twilight any more, what would it take to like her again?

hard mode: don''t mention get rid if the wings
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>>9552510
9/10
Lost one point because
>Two legs

Would've been something absolutely spectacular if he managed to keep it to four.
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>>9552745
Mr.Hands
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>>9552516
>>9552558
if i have time i might write up something quick and probably awful
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>>9552510
>That rear naked choke
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>>9552709
>Was supposed to start drawing 30 minutes ago
>Paper still blank
I'm easily distracted.
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>>9552766
>bitching about two legs

Then why do you watch the show after s1?
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>>9552692
depends which drugs
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>>9552766
that felt really off.
it kind of seemed like that shitty stick fighting animations everyone used to pump out 10 years ago.
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>>9552747

ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-----!!!!!!!!
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>>9552756
Add tentacles.
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>>9552510
Awesome
Would have been better without that weird singer for that song. Keeping it instrumental would have been cooler.
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>>9552737
Oh sweet Derpy

You're just a mistake. You're not coming back.
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>>9552788
Because it's still a 9/10 show

>You in charge of reading comprehension
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>>9552771
might as well

at least it's going to be something
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>>9552756
die
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>>9552756
Make her sarcastic and dorky again and tone back the neuroticness that got super jacked up to maximum.
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>>9552740
It's a chicken wing.
Well, a chicken arm.
Look up hawk wing pictures for reference on the feathers.
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>>9552756
Be nice if she was a little more nerdy and neurotic

The only time I remember her being like that this season was in spike's episode when Applejack knocked one of her ink wells to get her attention

More of that.
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>>9552851
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>>9552756
get rid of the wings

And make her have more nerdy and quirky moments

She's all "fix literally everything in 22 minutes by myself" now
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>>9552873
No AJ
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>>9552788
they were two legs in s1 too though
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>>9552873
Yes?
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>>9552847
>>9552867
so regress her character development?

awesome
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>>9552828
She came back in the finale.
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>>9552873
No Applejack, Apples are not an instrument.
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>>9552867
She probably won't do that anymore since princesses have to be perfect

She'll be just like Cadence now!
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>>9552737
What if Twilight just used her magic to make everyone THINK she's a princess and change everything, but Derpy is the real princess, unloved and alone and gone from the show?
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>>9552889
Where's the rest of the chicken?
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>>9552907

>>>/mlp/
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Just in case anyone was curious: Jumbo marshmallows are an appropriate substitute when fantasizing about marshmallow pone dicks in your mouth.
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>>9552894
It was a fluke.

It will never happen again.

She gone, MLPG
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>>9552898
im-fucking-plying
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C8Qt0M5Vt9I
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>>9552894
damn right
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>>9552919
You ate it.
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>>9552919
At Fluttershy's, of course.
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>>9552893
sometimes character development can be bad

it can take away what made a character interesting and add new traits that don't work as well
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>>9552907
I'd still love her.
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>>9552946
>>9552941
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>>9552894
she's also not going to leave anytime soon.
the shit storm is over and faggot lost
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>>9552893
>Character development in a little girl's show that's not supposed to to have heavy continuity so they can play the episodes in any order

Alternatively:

>Fixing the lovable flaws in a character is character development
I don't want character development if that's what I'm getting.
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>>9552756

Bring back more of the way she was in S1 and S2 - the snark, the neuroticism, the pedantic, bookish nerd.

The S3 Finale was probably the worst I've ever seen her, because she was so BORING to watch.
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>>9552958
Wow Derpy got fat
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What if pony ponied pony then another pony joined in on the ponying while a zebra zebras a pony with a donkey, a mule, and a Diamond Dog.

Also there is a small Buffalo watching everything quietly in the corner.
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>>9552885
>She's all "fix literally everything in 22 minutes by myself" now

So like she always was?
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>>9552973
Infinite muffins will do that to a pony.
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>>9552958
Who's going to be the next princess for S4?
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>>9552973
>implying chubby pony is bad
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>>9552973
unf
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>>9552851
Oh! I never actually thought of looking at chicken wings, it seems so obvious. That actually helps a whole bunch thanks.
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>>9552938

http://mlpg.co/twily/
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>>9552534
Here's a coloring if you'd like
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>>9552812
She's bound to mess up with all that extra magic power
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>>9552973
These things happen.
It was your fault.
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>>9552935
Balloons make terrible fapping aids.
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>>9552980
Pony is forbidden to pony pony

Everyone in the room would be executed
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>>9552997
Chubby? No

Derpy? Yes
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>>9552997
...s-she doesn't look very happy to be engorged there
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>>9553003
No problem, it helped me a ton too.
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>>9552985
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>>9552997
Do you want your ponies to have health complications, anon?
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Twilight is still pretty cute
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>>9552985
>what is WWU
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>>9552972
Twily hasn't been fun to watch since... RIAW, probably. She was only somewhat retarded before that but she was fully retarded afterwards.
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>>9553016
Yes, yes they do.
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>>9552966
I wonder how that meeting went down in Hasbro.
>"Hey, we have multiple complaints about one of the characters in the show being offensive."
>"Fine, pull Spike, mistake using that rehash, I knew it.
>"No sir, it's the cross eyed pony!"
>"...who? Fuck it, pull whatever it is..."
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Good night MLPG
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>>9553033
Western Washington University.
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>>9553012
Well, I'm a responsible man. Will she let me make her an honest mare?
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>>9552935
You could have told me that while I was still at the store motherfucker.

I only got regular.
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>>9553028
I still think she's the cutest.
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>>9553027
She's a cartoon.
She can take it.
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>>9553028
She's pretty something alright.....
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>>9553034
She was downright terrible in Lesson Zero.
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>>9553048
>actually eating plain marshmallows
I miss DirecTV, I'm stuck with fucking Cocks
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>>9553011
Wiggly tentacles don't give a damn.
You think they give a fuck, they are the honey badgers of the wiggly wet shit department.
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>>9553061
Adorable? Lovable? Huggable?
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>>9553021
she's afraid you'll think she's ugly
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>>9553034
What about IAT? She was a bit over-the-top there but I still liked it..
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>>9553062
I liked her in Timecop though.

At least there she had a good excuse to go crazy.
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>>9553048
you could take two at once
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SHE WAS CUTE IN IT'S ABOUT TIME
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>>9553048
It could work for marshmallow colt dicks
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>>9553047
Of course
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>>9553075
she's right
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>>9553048
Sadly, those are too small. Unless you hold it in your mouth and practice your tongue work, of course.
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>>9553080
I read that as MLPG
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>>9553048
Line a glass with them....
And have some hot cocoa.
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>>9552907
It would take a brutish warthog with a big heart and his congenial tapir rival to right what's wrong

"I'm Turbo Sparkle, the greatest student ever! And I did not hex this kingdom to let you or that halitosis-ridden warthog take it away from me!"
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>>9553080
There was some fucker in my art class Winter Quarter who would come in every day wearing a shirt with this on it.

He ate slices of american cheese for a snack.
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>>9553077
>>9553078
>>9553080
I agree.
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>>9553107
>american cheese

disguesting
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>>9553107
Was he fat and greasy?
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>>9553107
Did you brohoof him?
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>>9553072
I wouldn't hug Twilight with a ten foot pole!

I mean, who would? How would you even hug with a long unwieldy thing, it makes no sense.
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>>9553079
You're damn right I can
>>9553088
I keep tonguing through the marshmallow
>>9553084
>
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>>9553107
>american cheese

truly the worst cheese
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>>9553085
Derpy is a very gorgeous bride.
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>that fat diamond dog in the fat thread

holy shit
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>tfw Kraut is ded
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>>9553107

>slices of american cheese
>for a snack

Oh fucking ew!
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>>9552828
Now she spends her days living in one of the half-sketched houses in the background

Her bed is an eraser too dirty to work anymore, and she likes to wrap herself up in pencil shavings like a little homeless lady
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>>9553129
>not just hugging the ten foot pone
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>>9553133
>I keep tonguing through the marshmallow
ew straight
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>>9553012
milf derpy is best derpy
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>>9553107
>He ate slices of american cheese for a snack.
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>>9553107

There was some fucker in my art class Winter Quarter who would come in every day wearing a shirt with slices of american cheese on it.
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>>9553121
He was obscenely overweight.
I didn't get close enough to see if he was greasy.
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>>9553107
>He ate slices om American cheese for a snack.
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>>9553144
>tfw tess isn't ded but has not shown up here yet
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>>9553144
>tfw Tess hats us
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>>9553085
Nothing would make me happier, then.
I'm going to have to get used to living in the clouds.
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>>9553148
Only a derped out ugly reject like her would end up like that in a Flash cartoon
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>>9553158
>Basketball player thinks he can kick box.gif
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>>9553027
Pegasi lose weight fast.
they need to bulk up for winter because of cold.
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>>9553107
How can anyone eat american cheese?

At least have colby or cheddar or something.
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>>9553158
This guy did not drink his milk
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>>9553166
>>9553167
If Kraut ever comes back i don't think he'd come back here either
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>>9553163
>>9553160
>>9553158
>>9553146
>>9553136
>>9553120
You don't understand.
He would bring, in a tupperware container, the makings for a sandwich. Bread, meat, cheese, more cheese.

He would then pull out each ingredient individually and eat it.
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>>9553166
>>9553167
Give him time, it takes a while to readjust after coming out of cryo-stasis.
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>>9553204
He must be a fucking alien.
Study him, for us!
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>>9553201
of course

why would anyone come back to mlpg?
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>>9553190
>You will never have chubby pegasus pony cuddle up on top of you on the couch with a warm blanket and soft pillows
>You will never tease her by saying she's hibernating
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>>9553201
Who could blame him?
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>>9553204
That's

that's not how you make a sandwich

also American cheese keeps like shit
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>>9553204
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>>9553234
aaaaaaaaaaa
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>>9553085
>>9553168
>>9553142

>when she comes down the aisle, it's all you can do to stop your jaw from dropping - she looks so gorgeous in her dress.
>even more so when she lights up at the words "you may kiss the bride."
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I sometimes eat slices of American cheese for a snack
No I'm not a fatass
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>>9553204
>He would then pull out each ingredient individually and eat it.


Talk about a picky eater!
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>>9553204
>Not just making a sandwich
I just
What
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>>9553190
>you'll never snuggle up with a chubby pegasus on a cold winter night
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>>9553204
I might regret this, but what type of meat?

And was it white bread?
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>>9553234
nope sorry
this isn't real
people like that don't exist

la la la la la la la i'm not listening to you
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>>9553150
Sweetie Belle needs love too
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>>9553204
Wait, I've eaten slices of American cheese for a snack when I had nothing else in the fridge.

Should I fap to Applebloom tonight or should I go with Scootaloo?
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>>9553230
>American cheese keeps like shit
well, its shit to begin with
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>>9553174
Would you teach her how to fly so she can compete in the Roster Races?

If she gets first place, she gets to have speaking lines in the next episode
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>>9553154
agreed
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>>9553255
>woman on boss eating mayo.jpg
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>>9553243
PUT THEM ON SOMETHING

LIKE

CRACKERS OR WHATEVER
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>>9553262
depends

is it with a fic?
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>>9553262
>Wait, I've eaten slices of American cheese for a snack when I had nothing else in the fridge.

>Should I fap to Applebloom tonight or should I go with Scootaloo?

only on MLPG would I ever find a post like this
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>>9553241
i can imagine her smile
her eyes

oh god my heart
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>>9553241
>you may kiss the bride.
"Can I kiss the groom too?"
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>>9553260
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>>9553229
I hope he'll stay gone for good
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>>9553255
Oh, but they do. I've seen fat fucks just like this. Maybe not consuming a block of cheese, but I saw a roller pig down 2 2-liters of mountain dew and eat a box of pizza by themselves.
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>>9553252
I think balogna. It was pink and round. Like, perfectly round.

And yeah, of course it was white bread.
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>>9553267
No, that cunt stole my only bit and I was going to buy an apple.
I am so hungry...
I didn't even get to earn that bit either, do you think ponies hire humans?
Fuck no, ponies are racist as fuck.
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>>9553283
pretty much this >>9553262

last resort when nothing else
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>>9553265
Yea but it also gets extra gross in no time
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>>9553279
>woman on boss
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>>9553085
she becomes bride
she gives you your space when you need it
she always wants you to be happy
she is happy when your happy
she doesn't care where she is as long as she is with you
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>>9553290
This man clearly does not give a fuck
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>>9553284
I would need to find a good fic. I was just planning on beating it to some pictures of Applebloom wearing tight black leather or to Scootaloo in some light bondage.
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>>9553297
Next time you see him, get a picture.
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>>9553291
>>9553241
my heart
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>>9553283

Boil up some macaroni, throw on a couple singles and some milk - microwave and stir, and it makes some decent quick mac and cheese. Likewise, a decent-quality grilled-cheese sandwich.

Still vastly inferior to using real cheese and a white-sauce, but better than that powdered shit.
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>>9553249
I chuckled.
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>>9553290
Look at that fucking expression
He is just daring you to stay off his dick
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>Some Anon on /mlp/ posts about going to a bar where Hey Ocean! was playing that night, only to see an entire meetup of neckbeard/ponytail bronies carrying plushies and being generally obnoxious by chanting Crush Kill Destroy Swag! and screaming YYEEEAAAHHH after every song
>He says Purple Tinker was there
>Posted a blurry pic that you can still make out of the trans faggot himself
>Purple Tinker shows up in the very thread and confirms being there for the meetup
>He's still raging at Anons pretending that he doesn't care
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>What are they talking about now?
>"At least it's not fetishes"
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>>9553241
>The words of the preacher ring through the emptiness inside you as you look on at the altar
>Friends and family stand up to clap and cheer, but the hurt is too much for you
>You silently get up and leave through a side exit, not able to watch the girl you could've had walk off into the sunset with another guy

Would you still wish Derpy happiness?
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>>9553312
Have you heard of hotsauce?
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>>9553293
Come here Sweetie
It'll feel good I promise
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>>9553310
Best waifu of all time
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>>9553313
I'll try, but I haven't seen him there since the end of the quarter.
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Why are real life fatties so much more disgusting than chubby ponies are?
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>>9553241
>her forehead smacks against yours on the first try
>"Ow."
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All this talk of shit cheese makes me want to talk about real cheese.
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>>9553329
No, I have not. Mind helping me out?
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>>9553338
Because their fat pools on different parts of their body
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>>9553297
I refuse to believe this person exists.
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>>9553328
She's still got a daughter.
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>>9553310
She knows you still love her
It was her fault anyways, she was pestering you and you had to make her be quiet.

She can hardly feel the bruise.
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>>9553338
>why are real life _____ so much more disgusting than _____ are?
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>>9553345

IS THAT FUCKING CHEESE WITH RAISINS IN IT?

HOLY SHIT I WANT IT IN MY MOUTH
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>>9553326
Do you think Twilight Sparkle turns Rainbow Dash's wings into tentacles to sodomize herself while Dash is forced into Twilight's corrupt cunt?
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So did FiM bombed in Japan or is too soon to tell?
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>>9553322
I like how people who spend time on the internet still call out other people on the internet as being losers for being on the internet
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>>9553322
shhhhh
do you hear that?
it's the sound of one autist caring
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pretty poni
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>>9553352
Ignorance is bliss.
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>>9553326
This can be fixed.
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>>9553350
http://clopfic.heroku.com/authors/80

In my opinion one of the best fapfic writers you will ever find.
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>>9553364
>raisins
>not a blight on all food products
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>>9553372

Everything will be bombed in Japan with NK like this
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>>9553345
I know that one on the far right is Brie, but what are the other three? That one next to the Brie isn't brandied cheese, is it?
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>>9553356
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>>9553299
She needed the bit in order to enter the race; it's pay-to-play after all

But the good news is that if she wins, she also gets all the bits thrown into the pot at the end of the race! Everybody wins!
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>>9553341
I wish I was marrying Derpy

Anon, you make her the happiest mare in Equestria, you hear me
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>>9553391
Raisins are shit. Just eat grapes.
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>>9553391
my nigga
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>>9553241
>>9553291
>>9553341
Dammit can someone draw this? Pone or human version would be fine.
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>>9553391

Pfrt, what a casual
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>>9553368
Sure.
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>>9553356
No
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>>9553391
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>>9553401
It was going to be a honeycrisp too...
If the vendor would even sell it to me.
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>>9553391
say that to my face fucker and not online and see what happens
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>tfw mlpg hates raisin
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>>9553406
I think Derpy pone on human Anon would be best because of added awkwardness of size difference

and she could fly up to kiss his nose
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>>9553328
I'm imagining this is Dash with FS marrying a guy and it makes it much more better and sadder.
Dammit I need to learn how to write.
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>>9553432
>>9553438
>>9553448
>Raisin pone
Only acceptable kind.
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/ck/ pls

pls
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>>9553391
>not having your oatmeal with apples, brown sugar, and raisins
pleb
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>>9553432
>>9553438
ehehehe
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>>9553432
>>9553438
>>9553448
steamchat pls
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>>9553345
>>9553396

Left to right: lincet delice de bourgogne, cheddar with irish whiskey, white stiton with cranberries, and brie
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>>9553432
>>9553435
>>9553448
>raisinmind
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>>9553355
What are you implying?
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>>9553380
>Derpy will never be your waifu
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>>9553470
I've never been called that before
why anon, why
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>>9553394
>implying NK can get a bomb to go where they want it to

plus SK have better equip flight capabilities and troops than NK
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>>9553461
pony or human?

I'm thinking of the same pic I'd imagine you are
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>>9553328

>willingly imagining yourself in that situation
>not imagining you're the one marrying that pretty golden-eyed pony

Why would you do that?

Also

>not wishing her happiness

It's kind of scummy of you to do otherwise. Why would you resent someone for being in love?
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>>9553272
>tfw no sweaty pony gf
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>>9553391
Various dried or preserved fruits can often cut or compliment the rich tangyness of many strong cheese with their sweetness. Its a classic flavor combination.

You should try it some times, its pretty grape!
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>>9553476
>cheddar with irish whiskey
Motherfuck that sounds delicious
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>>9553482
>Derpy will never be not ugly
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>>9553356
>implying anyone would hit derpy
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>>9553476
>white stiton with cranberries
I need this now
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>>9553505
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>>9553497
Human

The the from 2 threads back?
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>>9553521
>>9553506

>these will never be a cheese pony
>she could never change the flavor of her cheese at will
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>>9553521
I have some in my fridge right now actually
It's crumbly but very tasty
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>>9553518
I would hit it like the six fists of an angry asura
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>>9553518
I'd hit that pony.
If you know what I mean!
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>>9553540
Pizza pone has a lot of cheese, is that close enough?
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>>9553476
That whiskey cheddar sounds delightful, and the bourgogne doesn't sound half bad either.
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>>9553435
She wins, you get all the bits, you finally get respect. You could even say that you'd get a "heroes'" welcome
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Colby Jack is the only acceptable American cheese, and it's literally just cheddar without the cheddaring process.

Fuck you Wisconsin, your cheeses blow.
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>>9553548
I do!
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>>9553345
>bourgogne
>brie
Oh god, that delicious soft cheese
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howdy gang
what's the good word
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Everybody knows that Pepper Jack is THE best cheese of all time.

This is undeniable objective fact.
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>>9553548

I do!


With your penis!
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>>9553571
CHEESE
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>>9553557
>Fuck you Wisconsin, your cheeses blow.
Motherfucking THIS.

Tillamook cheese best cheese.
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>>9553557
Wisconsin's not about cheese anyway, it's about beer.
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Hoom, hom!
Here we come with a BOOM!
Here we come at last!
Come, join the moot!
We are off! We are off! To Isengard!

To Isengard!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KvH7tklaC6Q
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>>9553571
pony
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>>9553551
mozzarella is fine, but it can't compare to some cheeses
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>>9553534
yes

makes me wish I could write too
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>>9553509
>blond ponies
>ugly
>ever
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>>9553556
But if I get respect, how will I hide in the park holding a bunch of sticks together so I look like a bush and scare ponies when they walk by?
BRAWWWW SCARY BUSH!
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So I've done Babs, Twist, and Sweetie.

Who's next for the PSO2 treatment?
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>>9553571
cheese
derpy
bad end flutterdash
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>>9553578
>>9553578
I fucking lost it when I saw that scene. The Looney Tunes show is utterly disappointing but that shit came out of fucking NOWHERE.
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>>9553562

is this a series?

Link?

Love me some abused ponies.
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>>9553599
can you post Sweetie?
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>>9553574
No.
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>>9553602
gwiwwed cheese
if you pwease
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>>9553574
>not combining the flavors of swiss, colby jack, and cheddar onto deliciously buttered toast, melted to a creamy goo that delights the tongue and fills the stomach
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>>9553611
There's only one more with Dashand it's already been posted
Also they aren't abused, they are just make pretending
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>>9553611
Draw them yourself, Disco.
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>>9553602

>utterly disappointing

That's because they took out all the stuff that made it Looney Tunes, and turned into Seinfeld.
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>>9553611
I think its only the Dash one and the Pinkie one
Kinda disappointing, really
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>>9553621
You're wrong. So very, very wrong. How does it feel to be so wrong?
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I-Is google down for anyone else?
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>>9553574
if you have pleb tastes
"i know what would taste good in some creamy cheese a disgusting mexican fruit"
blue cheese and feta are god cheeses
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>>9553634
>>9553645
Damn...
I wanted a Celestia one.
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Good night, losers
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>>9553653
Nope.
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I have a headache MLPG,lets talk about our non pony waifu's from the show.
Mines Gilda
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>>9553653
http://isup.me/

Here.
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>>9553661
>August 2005 filename
I don't think so, Tim.
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Wow, I guess MLPG is being really CHEESY tonight!
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>>9553620
These are shots from the benchmark animation, also in the imgur.
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>>9553611
Some guy came and drew this picture and the dash one after they were requested. Don't know if he draws abused ponies, but he has a tumblr floating around here somewhere.
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>OH jeeze whats that smell coming from MLPG?
>I dunno. Its either bad meat or good cheese.
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>>9553661
Good night, cum dumpster
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>>9553642

wow, that makes sense actually. what the fuck man.
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>>9553645
i was bummed too
the dash one is hot as fuck
would love a fluttershy one
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>>9553653
>google
>down
if google went down the internet will start suffocating and eventually die.
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>>9553654
>bleu cheese
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>>9553689
Good night, moon
Good night, stars
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>>9553685
I asked him too but he seemed kind of dodgy about it

He's a totally brony idiot too, so that sucks.
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>>9553667
Enjoy this then~
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>>9553679
That stunk worse then limburger
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>>9553588
The thought of Dash messing up her one chance at happiness with Fluttershy and seeing her happy with someone else is too good to pass up.

Dammit where are the writefags
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>>9553700
It's okay, we can all use Bin-


PFFFAHAHHAHAHAH
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>>9553667
Gilda would make a brotastic roommate, but she'd stink up the place on her workout days
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>>9553689
>Getting sexual with worst pone
She is not even worthy to lick any self respecting person's nipple
Let alone receive the D
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>>9553599
Obviously you must do Scootaloo.
She'd probably be a ranger.
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>>9553710
>he doesn't come here anymore therefore he's a brony idiot
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>>9553723
No pls I want a happy ending
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>>9553723
>messing up yoiur one chance at happiness with her and seeing her happy with someone else
Yeah, no. Don't want to revisit that feel.
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>>9553700
>>9553724
Now it's Yahoo's turn to shine!
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>>9553734
what if she begged you for the d
with an emphasis on how she knows she's worthless but please, can't you fuck her, just this once? she'll let you do anal, suck it when you're ready to finish, let you be done in ten seconds if you want, it doesn't matter - please, just pretend that you love her, just for tonight
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>>9553680
noice

And I second Scoots
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WHEN PONE IS OUTLAWED ONLY OUTLAWS WILL HORSE FUCK
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>Your waifu will never come home with the wrong pie
>you will never punish her with a swift hook to the mouth
>while she is on the ground you will never threaten to break her leg, sending her to the glue factory for sure
>she will never clean up the mess she has made with tears in her eyes
>she will never apologize and offer to let you put it in her butt to make it up to you
>she will never be known as "that pony who always wears sunglasses and long sleeves"
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>>9553708
Nighty Night Toons
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>>9553743
No, I follow his art tumblr because I like his ponies.

He posts internet rants and stuff like "XD" unironically and some other stuff I can't remember because it's not worth it to.
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>>9553723
You must become a writefag

Use your years of greentext experience to make the jump
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Hey, fluttershy loves animals and can fly. So you know what would be her favorite cheese?

Casu marzu!
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>>9553744
fuck happiness

I wish for my pain to be inflicted upon others
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>>9553759
>she will never

perfect
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>>9553713
>tfw Pinkie Pie will never excitedly try out a whole bag of sex toys on Gilda before she can even begin to figure out what's going on
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MLPG pls
I'm too drunk for this
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>>9553765
But sensei, how do I know if I am ready?
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>>9553792
Eat some mac and cheese then
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>>9553759
Wait a second....I would never do that!

I don't even like pie!
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>>9553800
>worst pony eating worst food
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>>9553756
Unf
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>>9553792
Draw!
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>>9553767
>Casu marzu
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>>9553756
Why wouldn't she just let herself get used by a group of strangers? Bask in their collective lust for her and pretend it's love?

That for just a few minutes, she feels like people want her around? That she feels useful?
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>>9553800
>just eats with her hoof
>like an animal
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>>9553759
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>>9553802
pie is a really messy food.
it doesn't even taste good
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>>9553777
No sir
I do not wish to go down on a pone, sir.
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>>9553744
Life ain't all sunshine bro. You just gotta deal with it.

Just like Dash did when helping out FS with the wedding.

>>9553765
I haven't even made any greentexts.
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>>9553756
dang it darf i want to give my heart to pony
and you want me to stomp on pony's heart
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>>9553756
>she wants it so bad she lets you do anal
>it's pretty rough and she doesn't say much other than a few squeaks that escape her mouth after every thrust
>after you finish up and leave her ass a red mess, she turns around and mutters "thank you"
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>>9553824
You've never even met a pone
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>>9553800
>eats with her hoof
>talks with her mouth full of food
she probably chews with her mouth open too.

i'd hook her in the jaw
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>>9553851
>>9553815
Come on guys, she didn't know anyone was watching.
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>>9553815
So like a human?
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Hey MLPG what OC askblogs do you follow?
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>there will never be an adventuran pony mmo
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Damn it, MLPG. Can you please look after your faggot serpent? I caught him giving out free blowjobs on the corner. I'm trying to run a business here!
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>>9553795
Look within yourself. Your words are true and skilled. Every unf and feels reaction they have elicited rings within you.

You must believe in the writer that lies within
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>>9553843
unf

any idea what this would be like for other pones? i think i'm gonna do the fluttershy one, but other ones could be fun too

also, second person would work for this, yeah?
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Is there any bait in this thread?
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>>9553862
Why does it matter if someone's watching?
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>>9553847
I'll have you know I've patted a ton of ponies in my day
At least three
And I even almost didn't cry when I rode one.
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Wow

The Japanese dub is really really good
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>>9553875
Rarity pls go
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>>9553870
Ask the Diamond Dogs
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>>9553870
A bunch
most of them haven't updated in months though
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>>9553887
The intro is fucking amazing too
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>>9553873

>there will never be any good mmos again
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>>9553878
Dash

the degrading aspect would be better in my opinion
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>>9553862
....so she just talks with her mouth full to herself?

That pony has problems
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Wow, I really like how this cowgirl is turning out.

Making hooves for feet feels like I'm cheating, though.
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>>9553870
Oh god hes just like me!
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>>9553886
>talking about ponies
>in a pone discussion

What does that have to do with anything?
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>>9553746
>Dash and FS tried to date a while
>figured it couldn't work out
>years later FS gets a boyfriend
>Dash starts getting jealous all of a sudden and shows off more in front of 'Shy whenever she and her bf are together
>doesn't understand why
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>>9553878
do dash

watching her slowly get more desperate, her confident facade crumbling as she tries to convince you to give it to her...
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>>9553878
A Twilight one would be nice, with a big split lip, a bloody nose, and a defeated look on her face
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>>9553870
>http://sliceofponylife.tumblr.com/
I think it's great.
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>>9553870
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>>9553756
DARF PLEASE STOP
WRITE SOMETHING LIGHTHEARTED FOR ONCE
I AM TOO DRUNK FOR THIS
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>>9553870
Help me, Anon
What is this picture from?
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>>9553912
But anon...
Ponies are pone
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>>9553878
Yeah, I think second person might be best for this

You know who might be fun?
Celestia
Yeah, its even less realistic than a normal cartoon pony, but fuck now that its in my head I love the idea
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>>9553886
I'm picturing a 25ish year old fat man riding on a pony crying while wearing a fluttershy shirt and cargo shorts
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>>9553870
Hobopony
>tfw Tess is alive
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>>9553938
Factually false
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>>9553889
>Tried to imply all ask blogs are OC
>No one got upset.

How do I bait
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>>9553800
Did you just make this?

the world needs more fluttershy eating cheese
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>>9553952
>not "Sick man uses toys on a wet bitch.gif"
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>>9553934
i don't wanna

>>9553925
i don't wanna do the same thing for dash though
like, would there be a unique spin on it
or is she just desperate for love too?

in fact, i think the theme might be too similar
i could see it working for twilight though
she's so nerdy, she'd be worried about being alone forever
maybe she'd let you hit her, or not get mad at you after you did it

that'd be interesting

>>9553926
as mentioned here, i think
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>>9553953
C'mon anon....
C'mon...
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>>9553962
No, it's a few months old but I can't remember who did it. Maybe Xieril
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>>9553954
>Tried to imply all ask blogs are OC
But... You didn't.
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>>9553968
4yoanaltooling
some cry
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I don't even know what to say.
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>>9553923
Oh fuck you.
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>>9553970
twilights a princess now so its lame
do dash
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>>9553931
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>>9553988
nobody cares
>>>/tumblr/
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>>9553896

Good games don't make money
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>>9553988
What the fuck is ffs?
>>
>More googly ponies showing up on derpibooru keeps showing up.
>No source as usual.
Hey asshole, how am I supposed to be the blatant brony follower fluff if you don't source my shit?
Guess I will do it myself...
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>>9553988
>reading derpibooru's comments
>arguing on derpibooru
>caring
I seriously hope etc.
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>>9553985
I will never not find this funny. Did Appleblewm suicide after that? I hope not.
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>>9553996
Why does Nobody always care about the stupidest shit when he could be drawing
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>>9553985
>It's almost been a year
Damn I'm getting old.
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how would you comfort her when she comes home from work sobbing with 2 black eyes?
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are any of my flutterdash bros here?

you guys like preening?
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>>9554003
For fuck's sake.
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>>9553936
please respond
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>>9554012
Punch her cooter
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>>9554014
I'm always here
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>>9554010
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>>9554016
what did I do? I just want to know what ffs means.
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>>9553970
>Twilight gets her wings
>all her friends start alienating her
>you're the only one left
>no matter what you do she's to terrified of loneliness to leave
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>>9554012
fuck the socket
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>>9554012
Who actually says "shall"?
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>>9554008
no, he still lives
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>>9554014
Only when fluttershy is the one getting preened.

Ok fine dash getting preened is ok too
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>>9554045
Luna
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>>9554014
I'm the guy doing all that flutterdash bad end but hell yeah i do
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>>9554045
pretentious bags of dick who probably wear fedoras
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>SNUGGLE
>SLAP
>FUCK

GO
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>>9554014
sup?
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>>9554036
April Fool's was yesterday.

On the off chance you're serious that's what FFS means. "For Fuck's Sake."
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>>9554014
How do I have NO FlutterDash preening?
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>>9554070
FUCK ALL THREE
SNUGGLE ALL THREE
SLAP THE TREES
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>>9554070
Fuck, Fuck, Fuck
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>>9554070
snuggle AB
slap Sweetie on the ass
fuck scootaloo, hard but sensual
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>>9554045
Me.
For example, I shall beat the shit out of you
Just an example.
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>>9554070
>snuggle
Scootaloo
>slap
Applebloom on the bum
>fuck
Sweetie Belle
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>>9554085
jeepers!
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>>9554075
......not him but. I didn't know that. I just assumed it was just a shorter fffff pr fgsts
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>>9554085
That's some shitty parenting right there
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>>9554070
SNUGGLE SWEETIE
SLAP APPLE
FUCK SCOOTALOO
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>>9554081
Nobodys been asking for it
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>>9554070
Snuggle all of them
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>>9554032
>>9554051
>>9554055
>>9554074
>>9554081
if you're ok with >fanfiction instead of art I just found something.. interesting:

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/90045/4/of-a-feather/sensation
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>>9553788
>Pinkie will never bounce a tied-up Gilda in her lap while wearing one of her custom strap-ons
>Gilda will never deny that she could ever get off from some sick dweeb like Pinkie doing this to her
>Gilda will never grit her teeth and arch her back as she tries to fight down an orgasm
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>>9554081
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>>9554012

Make sure she's okay.
Comfort her, get her ice-packs, take her to the hospital if necessary.
Ask who did it to her when she feels safe.
Stay by her side.
Find the person's address, and give them half-again what they gave her.
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>>9554070
I'm not going to snuggle or slap a pony!
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>>9554070
Slap Sweetie Belle
Fuck Apple Bloom
Snuggle Scootaloo
Slap Sweetie Belle again
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>>9554070
>Any contact with any of them
>Ever

You silly.
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>>9554099
May I ask how you manage to wear that trenchcoat in the middle of summer?
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>>9554081
>
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>>9554070
>FUCK
Fillies are not for sexual
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>>9554085

is that intended to be sexual
or what
because butts are usually supposed to be for sexual
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>>9554115
Well I ask for it right now.

Where is some dash preening fluttershy?
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hey guys! i'm i too late for the /fag/ottry?
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>>9554070
Applebloom: cunnilingus
Scootaloo: cunnilingus
Sweetie Belle: cunnilingus
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>>9554121
unf
reluctant orgasms are so hot
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>>9554100
This.
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>>9554143
Fillies are exclusively for sexual
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>>9554121
Why is there never art like this?
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>>9554121
>Gilda will never reflexively wrap her tail around Pinkie Pie's as the first one hits
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>>9554119
Thanks, I don't have the time to read it right now, but I'll look through it later.
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>>9554121
>Gilda
>Grit her teeth
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>>9554139
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>starting to rain

Comfy time. Wish I could be on the porch with AJ watching it.
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>>9554166
>fillies
>posts older humans

pls
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>>9554182
Obviously he's talking about humanisations.
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>>9554182
DYEWTS?
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>>9554070
Snuggle all three
Slap anonymous
Fuck off to make my homework

checkmate
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>>9554182
Didn't see that.
Nice.
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>>9554183
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>Pony
>Sexual

Kissing and cuddles only. Doing both at the same time are how babies are made
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>>9554206
>making your own homework

Doesn't that defeat the purpose of homework?
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>>9554184
>in the rain with applejack
>she is strumming on her banjo singing softly
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>>9554173
You know what could be hot, that I've never seen?

Gilda trying to rape Pinkie in revenge or whatever, but Pinkie just enjoys everything she tries
And Gilda just keeps getting more and more extreme, to the point where she isn't even really in charge any more and its just Pinkie forcing Gilda to do things to her
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>>9554191
I would fuck these too, anon
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>>9554184
You know. Totally off topic but. I've always felt like a weirdo for enjoying the rain. People would always think I was weird for enjoying a stroll in the rain home instead of taking the bus. And in shows its always either "WE ARE IN LOVE IN THE RAIN" or its "RAIN IS BAD GET THE FUCK INDOORS"
>>
It's kind of scary to think I could probably carry on a lengthy conversation about MLP with a 5 year old that also watches the show.
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>>9554246
Na, rain is great
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NO BOOKER YOU ARE THE BAD GUYS
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YOU GUUUUUYYYYYS
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>>9554246

my negro. i love when it's rainy. fuck the sunlight.
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>>9554241
fillies only
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>>9554246
Rain is fantastic.

Unless you are driving.
In Texas.
Holy shit nobody in Texas can handle rain
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>>9554248
To be fair, you could do that with Family Guy

It doesnt mean anything
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>>9554229
But I don't have nerds who would do it for me.

Also one of them is a video project and I love video editing.
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>>9554267
I just wanted to know where her sister is.
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>>9554267
YOU HAVE A MOUTH DON'T YOU?!

OPEN WIDE SO I CAN GIVE YOU MY Sugarcube
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>>9554267
Sweetie and Scoot versions when
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>>9554272
Will do
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>>9554248
>Not discussing the show with your younger sister.
I find it cute how she calls Twilight "The smart one", and Pinky "The crazy one."
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>>9554288
ZING
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>>9554295
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>>9554246
People think other people are weird for liking things society tells them not to like.
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>>9554246
>>9554184
>>9554261
>>9554272
>>9554286
I didn't know I was surrounded by so many niggas

Rain is the fucking best.
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>>9554300
obligatory ass post.
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>>9554300
Hey-o!
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>>9553875
Same here, but I'm more toward winter cold and snow. Everyone I know complains when it's 50 out and are shocked to see me wearing only a shirt un-phased when it's around 30.
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>>9554241
Is it strange if I like little girls and think they are super cute, but not in a sexual way, to just want to protect them, teach them important things and make them happy, like if they were a little cousin or something?
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>Actually thinking CMC is useful for anything other than being talking flesh-lights
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>>9554272

>it starts raining at a theme park
>you're the only one who isn't disappointed.

Fuck everyone. It adds to the atmosphere. Rain is also a nice relief after walking around a hot place.
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>>9554312
.....how does she call Pinkie the crazy one when there's Rarity?
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>>9554335
Except for the roller coasters closing...
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>>9554246
Aw shit we rain now?
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>>9554330
That's disgusting, anon.
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>>9554326
>>9553875
pfft
oh wow
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>>9554340
The ugly one?
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>>9554295
Don't worry Tex
AJ would lead you along and then friendzone you Just like every other girl
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>>9554182
Gilda has teeth, though.
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>rain stopped already

FUCK TEXAS
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>>9554347
>You will never be a pegasus and get to cruise though a light rainstorm
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>>9554212
But ponies kiss and cuddle foals.
You've just made an entire race of pedophiles, you sick fuck.
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>>9554347
Not anymore
>>9554365
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>>9554365
>not living in the land of rain
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>>9554362
Boy, Dash sure does seem enameled with her mouth!
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>>9554341

Indoor rides bro.
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>>9554330
Anon just become a father, you fucking creeper
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>>9554375
just a planned
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>>9554326
Aw man I could snow and cold all year long
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>>9554369
>You will never be there for Dash after she gets home from a rough day in the rainy skies with a warm towel and hot soup
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>>9554212
also penis in vagina

that step is important
>>
Gilda is my favorite female griffon on the show.
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>>9554365
Rain stopped here hours ago.
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>Tfw Rain gives me the hugest of art boners
>Tfw in doesn't rain
>TFW Rainy Mood still puts me in the mood
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>>9554369
>you will never get to fly through any kind of weather

;_;
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>live in new york
>either too hot or too cold
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>>9554121

>"This is super fun, isn't it Gilda?"
>"You can cum if you want to~"

>"You have THE prettiest pussy! Nice and slippery, too! You must be having a lot of fun up there~"
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>>9554407
Oh man that sounds good
reminds me of coming in from a long day on the slopes
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>>9554173
>They continue like this for another hour
>Gilda's pants openly with her tongue hanging out as she moves her hips in time with Pinkie's thrusts
>She still tries to slur that she's not enjoying any of it
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>>9554341

Since family comes visit often, it saves money for me to just get an annual pass to disney. I sometimes just go to walk around and absorb the atmosphere.
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>>9554332
>implying they aren't the best characters of the show

Ignoring the fact that I would probably sexually them if I had the chance they're pretty much are examples of why I love the show (they're damn cute, constant interactions with each other, comedy)
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>>9554415
That's optional though.
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After like, years or something, I got some lines done. Anything look weird or out of place before I color it?
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>Try to write something out in an Octavia thread
>Thread overrun with poorly written fapfiction and a Trixie dump

Boy that sure kills a generous mood.

Anyway, what's good MLPG?
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>rain started again

Clouds trollin me. IS THAT YOU DASH?
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>>9554430
Perfect spring weather last for 2 hours sometime mid April and then everything is sweatyguy.jpg
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>>9554456
Background?
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>>9554456
That huge smile on Marker Pony made me smile, gj

Where are they going?
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>>9554430
I know this location and I know this feel
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>>9554456
who's the smaller pony?
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>>9554450
but it's how they deliver their pony sperm to the pony eggs

pinkie even has an educational song about it
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>>9554456
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>>9554456

What is the older pony's Cutie mark supposed to be?

Also they're huge. Like, a lot bigger than a normal pony.
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>>9554425
>Tfw the smell of rain puts me in an art mood
>tfw rainymood doesn't work for me
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>>9554470
And it's been too fucking cold since fucking October since fucking sandy, fuck this state
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>>9554491
MLPG.co
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>live in florida
>it's almost summer
>a few months of rain all the fucking time
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>>9554460
>writing shitty fanfiction
>complaining about shitty fanfiction

hypocrite much?
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>>9554456
Should you be able to see the little ponie's other back leg?
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>>9554432
fucking
u
n
f
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>>9554369
>and then a huge thunderstorm rolls into town
>but with the help of your trusted unicorn friend you're able to control most of it
>until a stray lightning bold hits you in the back and blows up wing
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>>9554499
No really, maybe a little.
That is supposed to be a filly on the left too
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>>9554499
ded
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>>9554495
>>9553985
ITT: images and phrases you will see years after MLPFIM that will trigger your memories of MLPG
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>>9554231
this sounds fucking hot
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>>9554475
>>9554476

Marker Pony, Hiatus Pony, and MLPG.co Pony are all going to a party of some sort together.

>>9554499
Cutie mark is a ded horse. And she's so big because so's the hiatus.

>>9554516
Ooh, yes. Thanks for the catch!
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>>9554428
>You will never run on fog
>No one will ever draw a pegasus sprinting up a foggy staircase
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>>9554456
MLPG.co fourth leg?
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>no rain until monday
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>>9554430

>new york
>hot
>ever
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>>9554534
>implying even if I lived to be 1000 I will ever not be able to associate pony and the names of ponies with MLP/mlpg
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>>9554467
perhaps
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>>9554499
>>9554545
Fleur was a big pony too
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>>9554553
Sup North Dakota.
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>>9554460
What were you trying to write?
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>>9553988
He's got a good point.

You suck and you should quit.
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>>9554557
Last summer was brutal man
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>>9554557
I just want it to be fucking cold and snowy
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>>9554581
Wow, not even close
I live in AZ
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>>9554553
>tfw bright sunny days and all the rain is around you

They're huge goddamn thunderheads too and they all sit on the horizon and laugh at me.
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>>9554437
>She's so cold she's nearly shivering, but is too tough to say anything
>You just smile at her stubbornness and warp the towel around her, letting her lean into you as you rub some warmth back into her cold limbs
>"Jeeze, you're made of ice!"
>"I'm f-fine!"
>"Yeah yeah, tough girl. C'mon, lets get some food in you."
>You pull up a chair and serve her a lovingly prepared hot vegetable soup. Just mildly spicy, just the way she likes it.
>Both of you warm and full, you retire to the couch to relax where she practically melts on top of you and falls sleep
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Which pone?
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>>9554590
They say tomorrow's going to be hotter.
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>>9554514
Oh, its you.

And yes there is a difference in quality when they simply go: Octavia walked inside. She was only wearing a jacket. She removed it slowly. Rain fell from her jacket. And then I stuck my dick in her mouth.

One can at least present it properly, instead of like that.
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>>9554522
>trusted unicorn friend
>thunderstorm

Oh you fucking nigger.
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>>9554501
I know man, I want to move on to hoodies already but it's still too cold and I'm wearing my winter jacket.
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>>9554500
>Nobody has captured the smell of rain in a candle.
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>>9554610
You said you were going to call Sears yesterday.
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I just came closer to committing suicide than I ever have before in my life. I had the trigger halfway down. I'm fucking crying right now.
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>>9554610

ANOTHER SCORCHER
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>>9554604
Adult babs.
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>>9554598
>living in arizona
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>>9554604
Me of course.
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sweet apple secrets update
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>>9554610
Hotter?
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>>9554595
>tfw it's still 30 degrees and rainy here
Too bad it could be a sauna later this week. Fucking weather, man.
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>>9554610
Don you fucking dare
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>>9554626

I'll call tomorrow
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>>9554604
Twily
Could you imagine all the things from books she would try?
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>>9554604
Apple Milf. No survivors.
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>>9554604
Crackle
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>>9554642

YOU'LL CALL NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT I FUCKING SWEAR
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>>9554644
>milf

granny smith?
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>>9554632
It's best state
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>>9554629
the fact that you didn't is a step in the right direction
i can't tell you why you might or might not be thinking about it
i'd just hope that this is an eye-opener enough for you to talk to someone about it

you can talk to me if you want to, but i don't know that i'll be much help
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>>9554629
I'M A PRINCESS! ARE YOU A PRINCESS TOO?
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>>9554644
But what if she was an anthro?
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>>9554658
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>>9554601
Hnnngg

Why is Dash so damn cute?
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>>9554642
You'll call now!
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>>9554432
>"Hee hee! We're really getting soaked here! We're gonna turn this bed into a raft!"
>"Aw, you don't have to be so shy, silly filly!"

>"Ooh! Let me turn on the vibration, then we can really start having fun~"
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>>9554634
who ARE you?
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>>9554629
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>>9554601
>warp the towel around her

IT IS A GOOD DRY
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>>9554660
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>>9554684

I'll call now.
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>>9554671
I want this commercial drawn with Tex and Applejack
Please
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>>9554604
Applejack. I-If she wanted.
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>>9554582
Someone wanted an Octavia fic, so I was just going to write something feely. But by the time I was ready the thread had fallen apart. Shame.
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>>9554629
>Suicide
Don't do it man
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>>9554615
Thhen why don't you try finishing it?
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>>9554631
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>>9554629
upload your pony folder before you do it
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>only commissions
>start at $1000 and increases depending on the complexity
>shipping is $300

Welp, i guess i will never have a gigantic pony, though is not like i can afford a smaller one either
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>>9554687
what is gilda saying during all of this
how many times does she come
i need to know
for
science
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>>9554604
Berry Punch
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>>9554615
>I'm above fapfiction
>I'm inherently better than anybody else, and my struggles for my art and my unpopularity proves it
>everybody knows it too, except for this one hateanon
>my shit don't stink
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>>9554694
DO YOU HEAR THE PONIES TOO?
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>>9554698
Holy shit tex pls
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>>9554712
Man

Imagine how much cocaine you could smuggle inside that
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This is now a sears thread
Post sears
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>>9554712
That's stupid.
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>>9554700
The you should definitely try and finishing it. There's barely any solo Octavia work around.
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>>9554661
I told you I was too drunk for this shit darf.
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>>9554659
Nope.
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>>9554432

She dabs a couple of fingers into Gilda's cleft of Venus, coming away with a dollop of her fluids
>She puts one in her mouth, her eyes drifting closed as she greedily sucks on it.
>"Mmm-- yummy!"

>"Gilda, you HAVE to taste your pussy!"
>she shoves her other finger into Gilda's mouth while she continues to pound her.
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>>9554695
Arizona is pretty nice.

They have open carry.
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>>9554623
And I'll never reveal my secret.

There is no rain smell. The water around you just heightens your sense of smell. What you're smelling is already there. Try farting next time you're in the shower.
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>rain picked up fast

O-okay Dash the jokes over.
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>>9554720
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>>9554689
this will answer all your questiions:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zPRF6LCZsLE
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>>9554700
you're as bad at coming up with excuses as you are at writing stories
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>>9554730
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>>9554601
A-am I Fluttershy?
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>>9554748
Flash Flood warnings?
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>>9554738
alcohol is no excuse for not looking for help
get some sleep and talk to someone in the morning
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>>9554712
That's lame, I would rather spend 300 bucks shipping on this manly bookcase.
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>>9554610
>>9554626
>>9554642
>>9554684
>>9554696
Good job men, my sides have been breached.
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>>9554759
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>>9554762
No, she's just shivering

No one wants worthless-est horse.
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>>9554730
I WORK THERE. PLEASE STOP
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>>9554762
have you ever s-shivered?
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>>9554739
Those ponies are cute.
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>>9554748
YOU WANT RAIN? YOU'RE GONNA GET IT FUCKER
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>>9554718
>No, stop! I nnnnnggghhhhah~!
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>>9554772
I dunno.
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>>9554743
>Crazy conservatives in Phoenix
>Crazy hippies in Sedona
>Desert, desert everywhere
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>>9554776
>that book case
OH GOD I WANT IT
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>>9554743
My fucking nigga.
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>>9554730
>>9554671
I am going to be on my goddamn deathbed and I am going to call the one watching over me close and I am going to make my last words "I'll call now."
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>>9554748
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>>9554779
When you're rife
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>>9554748
WELCOME TO TEXAS NIGGER
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>>9554742
Continue, anonymous. You have a gift.
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>>9554807
Didn't Lauren make a comment about shitting in clouds at one point?
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>>9554796
Well I'm a crazy conservative
I've never been to Sedona, though
And the heat isn't bad at all
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>>9554807
wow dash is such a bitch
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>autism speaks
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>>9554687
>>9554718

>"FFFFFUCK-- YOU-- !!!!"
>"I SWEAR--- I'M GO--hhh~--gonna KICK YOUR ASS-- wh-when--- whenIcome--

>"You can fuck me if you want, but let's have a little more fun like this, okay?"
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tfw there is no pinkie pie tail wrap porn
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>>9554635
I like where this is going
smut update when
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>>9554700
Could you write about Octavia getting pregnant
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>>9554826

>disgruntled janitors
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>>9554784
Suuureee aaarreee
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>>9554758
You're just precious.


>>9554736
Really? Well, perhaps I'll still give it a shot then. At worst I could hopefully get some of those others to at least try to write better.
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>>9554826
She was trying to be helpful and wash the mud off!
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>>9554835

PFFFFAHAHA MOST AUTISTIC HORSES CONFIRMED
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>>9554823
I always assumed that was how the 'chocolate' rain happened in RoH
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>>9554808
>When your waifu's masturbatin,
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>>9554811
I know im used to this shit, just wanted to continue the joke
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>>9554845
And that's not Twilight breast expansion
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>>9554823
Yeah, but that was long after she was kicked off the show when she was literally shitposting on twitter
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>>9554840
Would you let Pinkie Pie wrap her tail around your arm?
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>Calling to the Night comes on Pandora

Welp. I know what I'm drawing
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>>9554888
porn?
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>>9554845

Is his tumblr still private? Did he throw a huge hissy fit over something?
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>>9554872
So, every night?
Because I can't satisfy her.
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>>9554836
god i can picture her voice in that second sentence
unf

>tfw this will never be a real fic
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>>9554888
Rainbow Dash?
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>>9554888
Nightmare Rarity?
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>>9554782

Can I get your number? Maybe I can call you tomorrow and you can hook me up with a sweet deal on home cooling.
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>>9554845
I like KC's anthros, guilty pleasure
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>>9554903
>picture her voice
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>>9554888
I fucking love that song.
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>>9554927
Anon, I smell what you're writing, and it feels loud.
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>>9554903
>>tfw this will never be a real fic
You have the talent, darf. You can rectify this.
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What're you listening to /co/?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEpAtTe-oJY
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>>9554939

Fuck, stop typing - your words taste like burnt ashes.
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>>9554942
well

darf can rect anyway
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>>9554918

He's very cartoony and I appreciate his style, but holy fuck does it get boring after the 5 millionth time of seeing it.
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>>9554856
I-if you want you can get an Octavia pic that's related to your fic ad submit it to this

>>9552348
>>9552351
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>>9554950
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MaXhchO5hqs

A shit Mashup that I can't stop listening to
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>>9554927
shut up
synesthesia is a thing
leave me alone


>>9554942
no
why can't it be someone else for once
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