Old thread: >>9413138Topic: What films (or film genres) would each pony enjoy the most?
Bonbon has a small butt.
WE ARE NOT YOUR KIND OF PEOPLE
>>9417982STOP POSTING THIS GARBAGE
Hey guys.it's me again, the guy who works for the coupon company with Hasbro as a client. I got some bad news about the MLP coupons that were supposed to come out in April. Due to a large quantity of counterfeit MLP coupons; specifically for the stupid wedding castle, Hasbro has decided to cease their coupons for MLP products until they are able to account for the total amount of losses. As of right now there is no word on when they will continue the program. I will keep you posted.pic unrelated
>>9418000Coupons for what?
>>9418003>pon de repone
Pinkie and Fluttershy would love upbeat movies with pinch of sad in them.Like Forrest Gump or Big Fish.
>>9418026it was going to be dvd's, toys, anything.
>>9418041>implying wouldn't be better as cs
>>9417902Octavia = Amadeus
>>9417982>>9417991You guys are queer.
>>9418030Fluttershy only likes animated movies and nature documentaries
>>9418030>Implying Pinkie wouldn't love stupid PG-comedies and kid's cartoons
Which pony would watch the Thief and the Cobbler?
>STRING NOT FOUND
>>9418107Well they can both like the same thing, Twilight would probably like cheesy sci-fi movies like the made for tv ones on the sci-fi channel.
>240 minutes to play with Pony Joe
>>9418094None because dooks is a big butt and won't stram it.
>mfw the new comic has very suggestive panels
>>9418141>dooks is a big butt and won't stram it.What?! What!DOOOOOOKS
>>9418151Have you got a crop of Rarity tossing in bed while having a nightmare?She looked so cute in that page.
>soarin femanon never delivered
>>9418151>spike's best day ever
>>9418151>Pinkie's faceUnfify me, cap'n
>>9418151I can't see that as sex faces.
>>9418191Yeah, there's too much suffering in those faces.
>>9418184She looks like she's about to sneeze.
>>9418198You mean not enough
>>9418168Sure, why not?
>>9418151>Fluttershy cryingYeah, take it you whore.
>>9418151>fluttershy tooted and the all smelt it
>>9418151>no Aspiehornbest comic ever
Dropping off some good ships.1
>>9417902>Twilight Sparkle - Mystery Science Theater 3000.>Applejack - Clint Eastwood movies.>Rainbow Dash - Harrison Ford movies.>Rarity - Overdone romantic comedies, also foreign "art films", even though she has no clue what they're about.>Fluttershy - Disney cartoons.>Pinkie Pie - Marx Brothers movies.
>>9418281>>9418299>>9418312The best ship is main 6 poly relationship
>>9418312Get the fuck out of here.
>>9418327I've been telling you niggas that for years but you never listen
>>9418281>>9418299You're an alright guy, ya know th->>9418312ohWellNevermind then
>>9418336I know right? They were all meant for each other.
>>9418356>good ships>brony-tier fanon
>dat Bioshock endingI can't believe just kidding I haven't finished it yet.
>>9418349What about flutterdash?
>>9418349Sorry, I meant to post this, actually.
What would your favorite pony think of the last movie you watched?
>>9418387Remove references to Doctor Who, and you have a decent ship.
>>9418400>Der Letzte ZugThey'd be crying all over the place
>>9418398That is real 3.
>>9418398>intra-race shippingkill yourself
>>9418391I finished it, actually. I can't believe the dog dies at the end!
>>9418400She would have no idea what's going on and get bored pretty quickly.>Anon what are nanomachines?
>>9418398I'd deal with that but >>9418356>Strait shipping
>>9418424>Implying fluttershy is not a mutant earth pony
>>9418356>inb4 Homura & Madoka gif
>>9418400Dash would get bored fast
>>9418478ok wtf am i lookingat
>>9418400>Burn After ReadingI don't think she'd care too much for seeing Brad Pitt shot in the face.
>>9418496>his face the moment before it happensI sad every time.
>>9418400>documentary about the Lascaux caveShe's probably want to visit it and jump everywhere until I drove us there.And then pressure me into drawing her on the walls.
>latex Wonderbolt outfitsweatingman.png
>>9418496>Burn After Reading>Pinkie PieDildo chair, coming soon to Equestria
>>9418052THIS GIF GIVES ME LEWD THOUGHTS
>>9418400>Dark KnightShe probably wouldn't dig it.inb4 shit-tier taste in movies
>>9418480I already did it today but, eh.
>>9418391>babby's first multiple universe story.
>>9418400>Kung-F- Uh I mean Karate KidI just imagined her freaking out when Jaden gets his ass kicked."ANON, WE'VE GOT TO DO SOMETHING. THAT POOR HUMAN BOY.""Twilight its just a movie"
>>9418487ceiling pone is watching you masturbate.
>>9418601>Dark Knight>Post Celestia uwotm8
>>9418605Oh god, that would be really adorable and hilarious to watch.
>>9418400>Saving Private Ryan>ApplejackI think it would be a mixture of nausea, terror, and deep sadness. Just like me
>>9418614Oh boy. Here we go.
>>9418605Can I change my answer?I'd rather watch it with Celestia
>>9418634What a silly hat.
>>9418623that last line breaks my heartin part because that's exactly what I'd do
>>9418634>Be currently listening to The Bells of Notre Dame
>>9418614I'd be the one to actually have sex with the boy. You wouldn't know how to.
>>9418648Personally I think ponies have it just as bad as humans.I mean I bet they got all kinds of shameful history outside of Equestria and even relating to other races
>>9418657Really? You followed me from the last thread? Why don't you go back to your home on whore island?
>>9418662One of them has a sexy voice, the other doesn't.
>>9418657....I need that tumblr where they are making the sex again
http://www.usatoday.com/story/popcandy/2013/03/28/kiss-hello-kitty/2027515/>The Hub’s new series, “KISS Hello Kitty" (working title), will feature the four KISS x Hello Kitty characters living their rock ‘n’ roll dreams and bringing pink anarchy to every situation they are in. The all-new animated series is in the initial stages of development with Mr. Simmons slated to be one of the executive producers. The series will be produced by KISS Catalogue Ltd. and Sanrio.I cant tell what's serious anymore.
>>9418685>Justin Bieber>Sexy Voicefucking retard
>>9418694Wait is that a real place?
>>9418693OhOh godI might have to actually watch this
>>9418683Really? Is that the best you can come up with? You had your chance to make a guy climax, but I was the first one to do it.
>>9418694but would it be called whore island if everyone is a whore?Why would they use such a derogatory term where open sex is the social norm?
Would you commit jihad to spend eternity with your pony waifu
have a pony. what draw.also I got rejected from the college I wanted to go to so I don't know what to do this year. Hey MLPG, you're all NEETs, right? How do you do it?
>>9418693Space Ace is best kitty.
>>9418721oooohh no she di'n't!
>>9418693Oh shit my sides
>>9418721Ever made a girl climax? Didn't think so.
>>9418733Spend the whole year drawing then try again.
>>9418733But..I am in education
>>9418578That series truly is great. I should watch it again.
>>9418733>Of what?HuehueDraw twilight studying for her big final at a fancy college
>>9418733Draw sunguard and nightguard.
>>9418766ITS A SPESS ACEITS FOR THE SUUUUBERNINTENDO
>>9418693COME ON HUBLITTLE EARLY FOR APRIL FOOLS
>>9418732I would exterminate 1000 kuffars to be with my waifu
>>9418693How is it there hasn't been a KISS animated show already?And no, I'm not counting My Dad The Rock StarI mean an actual KISS action series where the band fight the forces of evil with pyrokinetic powers?Because that seems like something that should have happened.
>>9418733>pony comes to earth and starts grilling you about ponies in front of everybody>even the people who don't know you like ponies>ESPECIALLY the people who don't know you like ponies>mfw
>>9418756Really? You can't even get a boy so you have to stick with girls? Pretty. Dang. Pathetic. Wait till all the fillies at school here this.
>>9418733Draw a pony in college.and apply to a community college or something you idiot
>>9418400>"Whoa! Anon! Those magic plastic things are so cool!>The what now?>"You know, those plastic thingys that fire out magic that knock out people, or paralyze them!">The guns?>"Yeah whatever! Now they got that one theiving jerk knocked out and they can banish him to that 'prison' place, right?">Uhh, not exactly, DashAnd then an explanation on human life and death was told that would forever change a pony's view of humans
>>9418803>S4 Episode>Concentrated on SS and DT>About them fighting over SnailsWould you watch it?
>>9418803>Slut trying to slut shame
>>9418814Except Dash actually says "Fast as a bullet!" anonno breaking pony's innocence for you
All this movie talk has got me thinking.Which movie would you show your favorite princess if you wanted to summarize the nature of humans to them so that they could return and report to other ponies?
>>9418803Admit it. You couldn't make a girl cum if you tried. You wouldn't know how, but guess who would? Boys love a girl that can do 3-ways.
>>9418769NO. We are not going to open that door again.
>>9418863>press clitis not hard.
>>9418797>the limozeen cartoon
>BCS trying to become queen of the sub
>>9418843Ponies have magic bullets that just knock people out.
>>9418874This is probably my favourite piece of art by EP.
>>9418866some stupid thing ukinojoe fished out of the internet\
>>9418863Really, skank? I can make two boys cum a once and you want me to add a girl?
>>9418884Isn't BCS banned here? Makes sense to want to talk at least somewhere.
>>9418910Jesus Christ the face of the one on the right.
>>9418898Just look at the art boardhttp://mlpg.co/art/index.html
>>9418702I think he was referring to Frollo.
>>9418884it pisses me off the way she contributes and shitwhat a bitch
>>9418914Two boys at once? How hard could that be?Any boys here want a blowjob?
>>9418903>Concept: Ponies in war>Everyone else things "Lol ponies with guns.">EP goes "That wouldn't make any sense since they don't have fingers. How would they combat enemy races in the same way without being overpowered?">FUCKING MAGICIts mine too. I don't know why I like this SOO much but I really respect him for that decision.
>>9418944>her thread is like 12 posts long>Cowrin's over a hundred.
>>9418914got the one where she's pissing while making the scrunch face?
>So much vidya>Don't know what to play
>>9418914>>9418966Girls, girls, calm downI'll fuck both of you.
what if madoka was pone?
>>9418982Play the good one.
remember that time faceless kept erping in the old /co/ threadsso do i
>>9418983>>9419000I'll do you both. Sound like a plan?
>>9419002>the /a/ shitposter is backno
>>9419020Trust me. You won't be doing me, I'll be doing you.
>>9419010what an oddly specific filenameDo you get to use that image often?
>>9419020too late i just came
>>9419020Be sure not to give him an STD, hooker.
>>9419017remember that time erping suddenly became an accepted thing to do in the generalso do i
How do you like these apples?
>>9419040Oh, anon! I'm so excited!
>>9419074remember that time mlpg was good
>>9419074remember that time it was mostly just Faceless samefagging with himself?
>mfw seriously considering making my own art thread on the subShould I do it?
>>9419074ERP was never a accepted thing in the generalwe sort of forced that into previous horses like three timesthe guy samefagging with himself should be reported
>>9419084I don't like the sound of those apples, Pinkie!What do we do?
>>9418758i was thinking maybe doing awful furry flash/art commissions to make dosh but putting in enough effort to kinda sorta learn somethingor cave into my parents' demands and take nursing or airtraffic navigation or whatever the hell it is
>>9419105I was just thinking about doing the exact same thing.Only to fuck with haters, not that I think I'd get any value from it.
>>9419098>>9419017This "Faceless" guy sounds like a really shitty person.
>>9419084they're alright I guessif that's the best you can do
>>9419095it was before my time.
>>9419105Yes, worst that can happen is no one pays attention. Hell even some random deviantart fellow made one.
>>9419133you didn't even try
>>9419158BACK THE FUCK OFF MOTHER FUCKER.I'M PACKING A SMITH & WESTON
Updated, hope I got everyone's panel from the old threads.If you wanna participate, just call out an unclaimed panel and draw! Remember that the minimum requirement is re-drawing it, other than that you can go nuts.
>>9419108Rarity?It's hunting season
TONIGHT PONY SHALL PONY PONY!
And the current panels.
>>9419196>That dragon>huei can't wait until this is done oh god
>>94192029/10 pundits agree, you're a shitty shot.Although from what I hear your Weaving is pretty good.
>>9419240But... but I...
Why did you listen to that man, that man's a balloon
>>9419253Go munch a rug. No dick would want to be inside you.
>>9419179dibs on J4
Your favorite pony just ponied EVERYWHERE!
>>9419279>Not pony training your pony
>>9419179>Too considerate to take a character>No ideas for other spaces>Feel Like I'm going to just fuck up the entire thingI-I'll TAKE 2A FOR 1200
>>9419293WHAT HAPPENED TO ALL HER ORGANS
>>9419279she's been taking her supplements
>>9419324THEY GOT TOLD TO PIPE DOWN
>>9419324They turned to crystal
>>9419324THEY BECOME CRYSTAL
there sure is a lack of good DT and SS 34
Why isn't there more porn of crystal ponies?
>>9419179sure, give me d1
>>9419293What happens if a foreign liquid is introduced to her body? Can I watch it travel around inside her?
>>9419346There will never be enough of it.
Shining Armor Sparkle
>>9419357Because they're harder to draw well.
>>9419279ugh, I'll go get the mop
>>9419179I'll take H1 I guess
has she been ponified yet?
I need an unf
>>9418400uhhh shrek 4....
>>9419477GR pls, where's the lewd
>>9419002I would actually be okay with that aspect.
>>9419477>>9419460I can't unf to humanized but thank you>>9419457I'm only confused as to why she has two vaginas
>>9419416>playing shitty games.
>>9419518it's OK to fuck animals
I HATE THING
>>9419499I really can't say the same thing for everyone else, though. Mostly because I don't know what they think.
>>9419518>Lyra>not lesbianShe's only interested in humans, not attracted to them.
>>9419540It's okay to fuck children.
>>9419580Oh god that fucking egg
>>9419540only sapient animals
>>941958012+ is the safe zone
>>9419179This is STILL going on? Been a while
>>9419601Horses are sapient
Would you a centaur?
>>9419605>12Women are a lot like squaring numbers: If they're under 13 just do them in your head.
>>9419605I prefer pre-teens.
>>9419601But other animals don't give a fuck.
>>9419622>If they're under 13 just do them with your tonguefingers are good too.
>>9419600Wow, I forgot how terrible Dafty used to be.
>>9419620Yeah you know when you think about it, Applejack would probably be a sports fan like that.I bet her favorite team would be the Bucks, because like her they suck
>>9419607It's more of a reboot. There were quite a few plain copy-pastes in the last one without even trying to re-draw the panel. It wasn't even close to finished and the participation was really low. I think we've almost made up for all the lost panels already.>>9419626Thanks!
>>9419645Would you finger a little girl while you lick her?
>>9419692Oh, so my panel isn't in this one then.....
>>9419708I would finger Sweetie's anus and lick her sweet armpits.
>>9419724If it isn't already taken, submit it again! Sorry about that.
>>9419179>>9419359thanks for the D, now i'm going to give it to you
>>9419620Whos a silly centaur?
>>9419823That was an awful thread, but that OP gave me a chuckle.
>>9419871oy m8 don't start it
>>9419871She's squeaking and beggingunf
>>9419897DATA DADADA DADA CIRCUS
>>9419767Maybe, we'll see.
Good night MLPG>James laydedGood night James
I want to eat food off of Twilight's naked body
We are not your kind of people...
>>9419944>Good night JamesN-Night...
>>9419906How would she react at your weird fetishes?
>>9419954The notches in the bread look like teeth.
tonight's the night we get in some shit
>>9419988>female orgasm and squirtingWell gee, I dunno.Maybe she'd be into that.
My head hurts.
>>9420002Let's get this party started~
>>9420014What is pink horse saying
>>9418156I could stream it on sunday night if you guys want!
What would pony April fools day be like?
>>9420056medieval was a fun game
>>9420051But dooks I want it NOW
>>9420053Like the last 5 minutes of Griffon The Brush-off.Or the first 10 minutes of Griffon The Brush-off
>>9420051>>9420074WHICH ONE DO I SHOOT?!
>>9420077This is like the cutest freaking thing why isnt there more
>>9420101What a pieAlso, holy shit Twilight is a fucking psychopath!
>>9419179Oh god I hope this looks alright
>>9420074Well I'm not at my house right now, and the internet here is balls, so yeah, sorry ;_;Also name off because no contribution or pone talk
>>9420130oh god my gif brokehow did this happen
>>9420130Ruby Gloom is fucking adorable.
>>9420123V HAS COME TO
I need a clever MLPG meta filename for this
>>9420152>MGS5 comes out>/v/ makes diamond dog OCs
>>9420101Pinkie would be the kid who eats paint in class.
>>9420162>anon tries to be helpful
>>9420189>Be this kid
Semper Fidelis, MLPGPretty Princess Quest should be ready to go tomorrow. I know I'd said I'd do it before that, but shit came up. And I know people said I should have made it a point to talk about it the day after, but I forgot, though if anyone has questions or comments the preamble thread is still up on the quest talk board on the sub. Anyway, things should kick off around thing time tomorrow night.Also how about a joke?How big a slut is Pinkie Pie? So big in fact she gives diabetes as an STD
>>9420250I don't get it
>>9420250what kind of joke is that?
>>9420250>Pinkie Pie vs. Wilford BrimleyNow that's a fight I want to see arcade style.
>>9420250Holy shit SB. usually I say your jokes are bad but I never mean it. I just mean they are just cornybut this time I mean it.
>>9420250You should have quit while you were aheadLike, months ago.
I still haven't watched the season 3 finale for some reason. I'm thinking of going back and marathoning every episode of ponies in order until until I reach it.
Any good clopfics? I just read the soarin x femanon fic from a percious thread today, and I just realized how good they can be.
>>9420250Bad joke.Now you have to be fed to Trixie.Sorry.
>>9420326NOREALLYYOU SHOULDN'T REFER TO PORN FICTIONS THIS WAY IF YOU ARE NOT A PONYIT ONLY MAKES SENSE IF THE PERSON REFERRING TO THEM IS A PONY
>>9420325I haven't watched it either, and I honestly have no urge to. It just looks so middle-of-the-road.
>>9420347I want to put my dick in her mouth
>>9420347>Now you have to be fed to Trixiewith my semen?
Protect the one thing you want to protect until the end.
So do you guys think you'll watch the next series of MLP once Friendship is Magic is inevitably cancelled or do you think this is going to be the only good thing to come out of the franchise?inb4 >implying FiM is good
>>9420389What is MLP?
>>9420389>do you think this is going to be the only good thing to come out of the franchise?yes
>>9420383How can I protect Pinkie Pie?She isnt real
>>9420389depends on who is creating the show. I'd definetly be a lot more cautious regardless, though, seeing what hasbro did with fausts ideas
I didn't realize Fox did an animated parody of FiM
Any good tripfag drama or popular brony gossip today?
You know how Granny said Applejack ate like a stallion?I like to think that she was a fatty in school. A real sexy fatty with a nice fat ass that I would like to motorboat, slap those fat apple flanks and see those fucking hot ripples wave through her fat fucking ass. Then I would like eat her her fat cunt and suck on those juicy thick vagina lips, you know those ones that horses have? Yeah, real mare cunt. Not that bullshit human vag that looks like axe wound. I want to drink the mare juice out of her when she's in heat and winking around my face, I want to slide my fat slobbering tongue around her vagina and taste every fiber of her entity. I want bite and lick those red apples and give that fat teen Applejack ass a nice hard spank and hear her squeal. And even now when she's a fit curvy mare I still want to lift that tail and give a good long sniff at that sweaty apple bottom, right after she had a long hot summer day of apple bucking. I wouldn't mind putting my fingers in her mouth and pull on her tongue as I simultaneously finger her pussy and make her squirt like a sprinkler on a lawn.
>>9420325you should do this.>>9420364do what that guy did.
>>9420428Klondike got robbed so he's being emo on his tumblr
>>9420389>implying MLP is going to get revived again>implying another cartoon god is going to work on itAnd to answer your question, yes. Lightning doesn't strike twice often.
>>9420438why did she shit on the wall?
>>9420383GO TO SLEEP REI
>>9420428not on mlpgthere's been a breakdown in one of those anti-brony hatedom tumblrs
>>9420376>>9420378>Trixie uses her magic to force you to get an erection>she then sucks you dry, while brainwashing you at the same time
>>9420460WHY DO I STILL LAUGH AT THIS
>>9420325you should do this.>>9420364do what that guy is doing
>>9420438worst pone, now and forever
>>9420450>I like to think that she was a fatty in schooShe eat like a stallion because she work all day.
>>9420389I would honestly wait and see. Lightning doesn't usually strike twice and I highly HIGHLY doubt Lauren will want to have anything to do with the show. IMHO Faust was what made the show palatable in the beginning, if it wasn't for her the writers and staff wouldn't have nearly as firm a platform to build from.
>>9420382>>9420378>>9420347is this a full time job
>>9420476MUH FETISH if she force me to crossdress and fuck me with her futa horse cock
>>9420482I would like to see a claymation version of MLP...
>>9420483Farm work doesn't burn that much fat.
Would you make your favorite pony put on different outfits for you enjoyment?
>>9420509I wouldn't have to make her
>>9420476there needs to be a milking machine involved here at some point
>>9420509>Puella Magi Spiduru-San
>>9420352any good pony porn fictions then?
>>9420317>>9420347Jeeze, sorry. Maybe I should just stick to bad punsWhat's Rarity's favorite kind of song?a hymn!
>>9420483let me dream, please
>>9420509Pinkie Pie is probably the only one who like to play dress upRarity doesnt count because she doesnt play around with that shit
>>9420546Ok that one got me
>>9420521> hurr durr she work so hard must mean she burn lotsafatShe's not a athlete like Rainbow
>>9420509No. i prefer her naked anyway.
>>9420570I can second this. I live in an area with lots of agricultural stuff goes on. The biggest girls in school were always the farm girls.
>>9420591That's because farms are all mechanized now
>>9420496And what a good little girl you make, in your pretty skirt and lipstick, and pink high heels. But you always look your best when your ass is wrapped around her cock, so large and intimidating it makes your pathetic human dick look more like a clitoris. You worship her cock like there's no tomorrow as it grinds up into your prostate, your dick dripping like a faucet from under your skirt.You try to open your mouth to speak, to beg, anything, but all that escapes those pretty pink lips of yours is a loud, girly moan as she dominates you. It's so hard to think about anything other than worshiping and obeying the beautiful Mistress Trixie. She whispers sweet nothings into your ear as you moan her name. She's going to make you HER little pony.
>>9420590You don't know how calories work, do you?
>>9420627>being baited in a night thread
>>9420625what about panties?
>>9420612Not plant based farms, cattle farms mostly. Lots of roping and horse riding. But anyway I don't personally think AJ would be a fatty.
>>9420627Do you? She will burn less than RD, but she will still burn more than someone who lives a sedintary lifestyle, especcially during her growth spurts
>>9420570kicking trees all day?
>search Zomboy on the internet casually>find thisNothing is safe anymore
Wait Wait Wait..... Where's the pony?
I bulk on 3k calories
>>9420683Pony is off dancing like a sikknt, m8She might come back later.
>>9420683they're fucking everywhere, are you blind or what
>>9420681Dude.... Zomboy is fucking GREAT
>>9420653They're the cutest panties you could imagine. They're bright pink with a little bow on top and black frills all around. On each side is Trixie's cutie mark, reminding you clearly who you belong to. And there's a hole in the back, for easy access when Trixie's in the mood. Which is pretty much all the time. Your poor ass will never be the same.
>>9420508>>9420521>>9420570>>9420590>>9420591>>9420612Actually there is some credence to this. People in agriculture are very strong and built, but that doesnt mean they are ripped because they also eat a lot. Farmers are some of the physically strongest people in the world, but if you were to look at them they look like couch potatoes.You see this a lot in Strong Men competitions. They look nothing like something from Mr. Universe, but thats not about strength, thats about toning. Applejack would probably be on the big side, but solid as a rock to the core
>>9420663That aired on fucking FOX?With tits and everything?Jesus, that feels more like something from Super Jail than Animation Domination.
>>9420707I know! I'm making a bootleg of one of his songs right now, and i wanted a cover art to edit, and I got that picture, and here I thought EDM was safe from the pony touch
>>9420488only cause I didn't want the day to end without me arting at least once
>>9420718super jail is at least funny. This was just horrible
>>9420708Is this heaven? I should be grateful for this gift.
>>9420509What a cute spider.>TarantulaCan it Fluttershy.
>>9420663>>9420718>Fox is perfectly fine with airing bare breasts on TV>when they're on a corpse, surrounded by bloodHuh.
>>9420784TV shows are slowly liberalizing in terms of what they can show. HBO already shows hairy pussy for no reason other than because they can
>>9420737Do you think Luna kept her NMM armor?
Nine out of ten sociopaths agree,You gotta see MLPG.
Who's excited for Princess Sparkle's wedding?
>>9420822HBO is on premium cable different standards apply there
>>9420835No one would marry the princess of NERDS
NEW PONE SHOW WHEN?
>>9420857LOL EPIC MEME XD
>>9420852I would blow up an entire high rise office building to marry her
>>9420844yeah, but try pulling that shit even 5 years ago on HBO or any other premium cable show. My bet is by the time even 70 year olds grew up with internet porn, showing nude people will not even be a problem
>>9420867OH GOSHPONE FOR CHRISTMAS
>>9420866>Applejack = MLPG>The CMC = every single other part of the fanbase
>>9420880I WOULD BLOW UP TWO HIGH RISE OFFICE BUILDINGS
>>9420886>tfw now pone will be shit>tfw you will never be able to return it
>>9420881We're gonna have 8 year olds watching beheading videos and bizarre fetish porn, god damn I love the internet.
>>9420753You should be VERY grateful that the Great and Powerful Trixie lets you be her pet. You have to suck her cock at least twice a day from now on. You're stripped of your old name and life, living forever as Trixie's loyal and loving pet. She loves wrecking her cute girl's tight ass; you reek of her seed, the heavenly musk keeping you hopelessly aroused.You love your Mistress, and do whatever she commands. Even if she wants to give you hormones to make you more girly than before. Maybe you'll barely be recognized as the guy you once were, now her slutty, needy, shemale cocksleeve. Not many can enjoy this eternal pleasure, so you devote yourself entirely to Trixie's bidding, to show your gratitude for bringing your true self out.
>>9420898I'd blow you up
>>9420858LET US JUST WATCH THE PONK TICK DOWN!http://mlpg.co/countdown/
>>9420918NOT IF I BLEW YOU FIRST
>>9420929>Slipping Pinkie x Pinkiesmart kid
>>9420929but lesbiand marrage is ilegal
>>9420929>Rarity and Rainbow DashI call bullshit.
Does anyone else think that Grey DeLisle (Daphne) did a better Trixie then Kathleen Barr in that Radio Play thing in that one con?Also Wesker Snails and Femshep Spike
>>9420929>marrying two female poniesle Jewish media
>>9420929>Trixie x VinylCan't argue with that!
>>9420929Pinkie x Pinkie is the only one that even begins to make sense
>>9420929GIRLS CAN'T LOVE GIRLS
>>9420929>PinkiexPinkiePerfect sense, its what the real pinkie would have wanted
>>9420959I was not even aware of such a thing
>>9420903I'm looking forward to pretty princess wings.
>>9420906Does she like ass to mouth? I have to keep her cock nice and clean.
>>9420929You think Meghan gets free MLP toys or does Hasbro make her buy them like every other peon?
>>9420929Some one needs to go over to her house and argue with that little girl and show her how to ship correctly.
I'd blow up the entire globeJust to touch this fuzzy blue flank one time
>>9420929Trixie and Vinyl ScratchSHAMEFUR DISPRAY
>>9420929>She is awesome>Sees nothing wrong with this>This was planned>They are intentionally feeding little girls visions of "GURL POWER" and lesbianism FAUUUUUUUUUUUUUST
>>9421017>concealing a switch that made her wink, fick her tailunf
>>9420998http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yUDdJXNDEAUsed to be a version synched to show footage but Hasbro axed it.
>>9420929quantifiable evidence of the lesbian message ponies is trying to shove down your malleable childs brains
>>9421035le jews did this xd
>>9421004Of course she does. Why would a goddess/dominatrix like her NOT enjoy it?
>>9421000>twily then proceeds to swallow each of them whole. one by one.
I cant think off one who would enjoy Full Metal Jacket.
>>9421063Does she let me cum? I don't want to be a needy bitch but she's so amazing and thick.
>>9421046Why do I love RD's flat black eyes guys?
>>9421049I'm not jewish
>be a police officer and watch mlp. Certainly a career destroying secret.>I don't even really like the show much and just watch it out of some bizarre fascination.>When I get home and get drunk I start reading human in Equestria fanfiction and pony rape stories.>Start browsing this board today all day and /pol/ a week before that.What the fuck is happening to me?
what if your employer found out if you masturbate to technicolor miniature equines?
>>9421045>DimaggioOh sweet lord how did he get roped in hereHonestly I would love if did a one shot character in the show, but I honestly and surprised and scared to see this
>>9421083little pony are not for eating
>>9421121i dont think you have a careerenjoy your horserape fanfics
>>9421110>filenameAahahah, that stupid joke. It's terrible and makes no sense, but I love it
>>9421121>don't even really like the show that much>start browsing this board all day and /pol/>this board>/pol/leave now and never return to this thread
>>9421045>>9421141One of Dimaggio's highlights from the panel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Ebha1NW5t0
>>9421121>browsing /pol/there's your problem
>>9421155Is it acidic?
>>9421141If you listen to that pony one, you should listen to this onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBzRmWeC6DsIts great. Dimaggio does a great Tracey Morgan
>>9420496>>9420625>>9420653>>9420708>>9420733>>9420753>>9420906how do you guys do this?>>9420852http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/were would you like the iced placed my fine fellow?
>>9421151>i dont think you have a careerI probably won't for much longer.Hold me, you sick fuck.
>>9421121Protect your race, you're a cop, you know what to do.
>>9421110Why is that filename so funny
>>9421139>not being self employed
>>9421165no no no.hes to soft
>>9421212Just stay off of /pol/ and don't spaz about MLP in public and you should be fine you big baby.
>>9421045Found one still up that is synched to the footagehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dcRbf4N677w
>>9421191You don't know?
>>9421182>Kevin Spacey impersonations in related videosyay!
>>9418733>Of what?Holy shit my sides
>>9421212no, fuck you.
>>9421100She loves to tease. She doesn't let you cum for days, leaving you pent up and needy, your sissy dick begging for release. Then while you're deepthroating her cock, she whispers the command, and you're immediately cumming through your panties.She's conditioning you. You're going to forever associate Trixie and her cock with mind-numbingly beautiful orgasms. It reaches the point that nothing but Her makes you aroused, Her body, Her voice, Her scent. She finds it amusing and sexy when you beg for Her like a needy bitch.Are you prepared for a life on your knees, girl?Goddess Trixie does not like waiting.
>>9421182Oh yeah that was one of my favorite VA things ever. So many big names and character, narration by BATMANJust nerd all over that shit. Though Tara didn't have a lot of good bits
>>9421176Only very slightly>>9421178Lewd You'll have to get to know her before that
>>9421258no.never bothered looking into it till now
>>9421244Something that I for one am looking forward to.
>>9418693What on earthDo kids today even know who KISS is?
>>9421244it's awesome is what it is
>>9421268oh my god, i do this on skype with someone sometime.Im always pinkiethey are always trixie.
>>9421191>http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-internet-finally-reaches-its-apex-as-man-marry,94206/He can't be marrying her. She's already married to me.
>>9421268Orgasm denial? Unf And I'm ready to be her bitch for the rest of my life, should I suck now mistress?
>>9421139>Aw yeah, look how wet she isI need to find that cap again
>>9421292Alright as long as I don't dissolve on contact I guess I can offer a hug.
>>9421328that's pretty fucking gay
>>9421340Trixie wants you to suck now, slut.Make sure you swallow every drop of Trixie's cum.
>>9421295>[spoiler ] [/spoiler]
>>9421336well, you're only proving my point deeper.
>>9421336I fucking love the tone of that article.
>>9421372I'm going to worship her massive, sweaty balls and rim her asshole.
>>9421370that's your own opinion.but you have to really imagine it to get turned on by it.
>>9421121>hurrr ur fired 4 watching ponies!!!stop being retarded.
>>9421375just put a slash before the wording?
>one of my fetishes finally being talked about
>>9421412And when you rim Her, She's going to cum all over your face and hair.It's going to be a hard taste and smell to forget...especially when they'll be lingering on you for the rest of your life.Good girl.Don't you want to cum for Trixie?
Do you think you'll ever regeret watching ponies? Do you already regret watching ponies?
Which one of you chucklefucks is dumping Night of the were ed on the sub?
>>9421457I think you meant to say worst.Twilight is best horse.
>>9421461Okayhopefully this is less lewd
>>9421472nope, because I had fun and that's all that matters
>>9421416You wouldn't be fired, you would just be completely ostracized by your fellow officers. Police Departments are like fucking cults in that aspect.
>>9421436Just the backslash goes in the second set of brackets
>>9421455Rub her cum all over my face and present my ass to her.
>>9421492Ponies are not fun
>>9421451Applest horses!>>9421454Is your fetish show discussion?
>>9421486The popsicle looks like a dildo
>>9421481Why is she so perfect?
>>9421474fuck youI've been putting off making a Corey folder, and now I'm going to have towhy are you so inconsiderate, anon?
>>9421336It's funny that you think you can marry my wife.
>>9421472Unless someone finds out and makes it his calling in life to go out of his way to make my life a living hell because of it, I don't think i'll ever regret doing anything. Ponies are great.
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>9421527Because she is fast and pleasing to the eye.
>>9421480>refusing to watch Season 2
>>9421527She's not thoughBlue is worst colour.
>>9421504 did it work? if not your a fucking good ruse.
all ponies are the worst ponies
>>9421539that's not a very good song, sing a better one
>>9421535it's impossible to have fun with ponies
>>9421567But then that means that all ponies are best poniesSo we all win.
>>9421497The upside is that you can get away with anything short of murder. You can get laid finally, you won't get in trouble for rape.
>>9421539I don't have a pony waifu.
>>9421579are you retarded or just plain stupid?
>>9421539I love you Dash, just not in that way.
>>9421472Regret the show and the fun I had? Not for a secondFor getting caught up in MLPG and watching everything go the way it did......
>>9421575On opposite day
>>9421591but no, if all horses are equally worse then that means that they're all equally bestso you lose.
>>9421565Ugh, do you know forum BB code? It works just like that
if all the ponies are the best, none of them are.
>>9421507Mmmm, atta girl.Trixie then mounts you, but not before frotting Her massive shemale cock up against your tiny dick. She giggles and tells you how cute your clitty is, and how She's going to mark you as Her bitch. She's barely pushed half of Her cock inside you and you're already dripping like a needy whore.But Trixie's nowhere near done with you yet. Not by a long shot. With Her precum spilling inside you She thrusts hard, Her swollen balls slapping up against yours. Even your dick and sack are going to smell like Her musk from now on.
>>9421607What do you think you're doing, Dave?
>>9421626no.i have been here for awhile but in a sense im just a newfag.
>>9421634She like my clitty? rock my hips and push my ass into her.
>>9421472I've had too much fun here to regret it now.
>>9421658You're living a lie
Put the words you want in black inbetween the spoilers
I found this in a thread a while back where did it come from? I need to know
>>9421688Why are you responding?
>>9421695Twilight Sparkle becomes a princessNoTrixie returns and Twilight beats her with the magic of friendship
>>9421671Of course She likes your clitty. She likes when it's stiff and dripping for Her. And She loves when you rock your hips in rhythm with Her thrusts. You know just what your Mistress likes, and you'll be rewarded with several thick, warm bursts of cum flooding that delightfully tight ass of yours.And now you're allowed to cum.
Where are you, MLPG?
>>9421607>You will never spend opposite day with Pinkie Pie
>>9421729I blow my bload all over the floor. Should I clean the mess or clean her cock?
>>9421735I didn't bother reading the axes, but I'm in the arousal phase
>>9421735What is this in reference to? Art?
>>9421726I'm only telling the truth.
>>9421702It's from beastforum, it's up on pastebin too
>>9421770>>9421726That ship makes me sick. I like this one better.
>Do you know how fast you were driving back there anon?
>>9421786I think its the current theory on the defined emotional states
>>9421834Sorry officer But I need APPLES
>>9421833you take ships too seriously.
>>9421822>>9421798As am I
>>9421777Cleaning Her cock is your top priority. And for each drop you swallow, every whisper She sneaks into your mind, every kiss She gives you...your mind feels more numb to the rest of the world. Until Goddess Trixie becomes your entire world. Such a good girl. Worship and obey Trixie.
Drink Carrot Juice!
>>9421834Not bad but I think the sunglasses need a glare effect on them
>>9421851I'm just saying. RumbleScoot is the worst ship I have ever seen in this fandom.
>>9421879>awful horse advertises awful juice
>>9421881To be honest I tried but it kept coming out looking like shit. My paint-fu is weak
>>9421872She's a living godness. Slurp her cum and tongue her urethra.
>>9421854You can't hide from what you know to be true.I should know.After all, I'm you.
>>9421899>Where all the white fillies at?
>>9421872I just wish she'd stop giving me so much attention. Why would such a Goddess waste Her time on a slut like me?
>>9421907I gotta head off now. This was quite fun.I'll finish that story soon.
>>9421941what if a zebra said ooga booga on the show
>>9421922>Elsomo: "You're not me, I would never say that!">Singam Tensei Persona 5: MLPG
>>9421948Now I'm dissapointed because is Twilight and not anon.
>>9421958I can already here the tumblr rage.
>>9421922N-no! That's not true! You're not me! You'll never be me!I have to work on something else right now, but I'll be sure to get to that as soon as I can
>>9421833SweetieBloom is superior.
>>9421959>>9421993What would the shadow versions of MLPG contributors say?
>>9421958I'd never stop laughing. The hospital would have to put me in a chemically induced coma for 20 years. When (and if) I awake, I'll probably see the episode again and the nurse would run in the room and jab me in the neck with a sedative.
>>9422016>DIEYOU and Smile will never post in the same thread again
>>9422000That's fine. I can respect that. Just as long as it's not RumbleScoot.
cute pony sex
>>9421948I just checked my panties and they are soaking on precum.
>>9421943She doesn't really spend that much time on you, only a few minutes every few days You're just asleep so much you don't notice
>>9422066That sounds fun.
>>9421948i got hard from this.it is my most desired fantasy.
>>9422066ponies are not for cute-ual, anon
>>9422073>not full time mistressAre you fucking with me?
>>9422129Anyone who posts smile smile smile or any variation is an autistic shit stain
>>9422106What, you really thought you were the only one?She's the most popular gypsy around, sluts like you are a dime a dozenThink about it, she probably doesn't even know your name
>>9422151Who pissed in your cheerios?
>>9422039I dislike RumbleScoots as well.
>>9422103They are comfy
>>9422172I forgot exactly how it went
>>9422181and easy to wear?
>>9422151Why are you so angry
>>9422171But I'm her favorite. right?>>9422193They are.
>>9422202>>9422172It's an old thing from these threads, dinguses.
>>9422180We niggas now.
>>9422211I don't remember that but I trust you anon
>>9422213Pinkie Pie is friendly and nice pony and friend, she wouldnt call me a faggot and yell
>>9422151I miss poneliker
>look at /v/>4 biosock infinite threadsjesus christ.
Did I hear Rumblescoots?
>>9422213Pinkie seems kind of diabolical.
>>9422228Turns out he didn't like pones
>>9422228He posted some Pinkie yesterday and left.
>>9422242>KEEP IT IN ONE THREAD, TIMEFUCKERS
>>9422253pls nopls don'tpls
>>9422208She couldn't pick you out of a lineup
>>9422303I don't like this, I should had a collar with my name on it.
>>9422302Anyone else think it odd we have Babs, who was introduced and came back all with in the same seasonBut other notable secondary characters had to wait at least one season for that to happen?
>>9422330Because RumbleScoot is a shitty ship.
SENT THIS BITCH A PICTURE OF MY DICK
>>9422347I hope she gets an episode in S4
>>9422364You mean, like, giving them out?
>>9422351Go fuck yourself.
I love the internet.
You know, now that people are making content directly for Derpibooru, I feel like I don't even need to come here. I mean, I love you guys, but even the MLPG drawfags can't match this kind of quality.
>>9422328>not her namewhat the fuck is wrong with you, faggot?
>>9422379as the mare?
>>9422409It's Ponibooru all over again.
>>9422384I think that you should go do the same.
>>9418548Just needs a good Spitfire hairdo, and eyes that are more "bedroom eyes" and less "deer in headlights eyes".
ponies in their sunday clothes
Day 403/28/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 3,927 (Running Total: 257,961)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 19,068 (Running Total: 1,100,277)We were dead today. /mlp/ was fairly dead today. Guess everyone had other things to do today.
>>9422436Easter is coming.I wonder how dead it will be Sunday.
>>9422436IT'S THE END OF MLP
FUCK OFF DUMB RETARD
>>9422436I just dont know what to doI feel like one of those kids in a 90s commercial where he and all his friends are boared and moping around until someone bursts in and shows them this cool new thing to make your parents buy and have radical funExcept that second part doesnt happen and its not Pinkie Pie
>>9422364>"She's eating it all.."
>>9422436We also discussed anime in MLPG today.
>>9422454Well its Easter so things might pick up again
>>9422483He trained that horse well, I'd be nervous around those teeth, though.>tfw you will never train your horse to suck your cock on command and swallow your load
>>9422501I think things are probably going to be dead for the next three days, though.After Easter dinner, though, everything should quicken up.
What'd you call that again? It was amazin'!
Evens: Get drunk and ponyOdds: Get drunk and ponyDubs: Straight to bed
It's almost night.Monstergirls come out at night.
>>9422489I never expected to see people get so mad about it, I don't like off-topic at all but it's not like it was interrupting some on-topic discussion or something, we were awfully ded.Oh well.
>>9422529Hotsauce please go
>>9422489Let's do it again.
>>9422436Yeah, I had to take a test today that covered nothing we were told to study, and in a fraction of the time we should have had to take it. There were 8 questions but each question had lots of parts. Question 2 went from part A through H, and each of those usually had multiple questions within them as well. The professor is such a cunt sack.
>>9422543I never see a major problem with off-topic as long it's just a part of the overall thread.
Did she ever finish this?
>>9422535We can have monstergirls anytime, anonjust as long as we don't lose sight of ponies, too
>>9422547gg you monsterfeeding meat to little ponies
>>9422529A rimjob, sugarcube.
>>9422534What are you drinking?
>>9422543>>9422557I will admit, that was actually kind of fun.
>>9422596Why is that pony so weak?
>>9422568From some video of a guy being sucked off by a horse I think.
>>9422557We should discuss /m/ this time, though.For example, which series had the best Rocket Punch attack?
>>9422596cheap vodka straightI have no mixer and MLPG is being a big dump tonight
>>9422643Rei what would you do if a bunch of burly Royal Guards came by and held you down and asked Pinkie to throw a wicked-awesome party, and you just had to lie there and watch while it happened?
>>9422596Saranac Root Beer
>>9422605fuck you, she's strong enough>>9422647That's roughPony on, buddy
>>9422643Ripping your hand off to throw it doesn't count.Who am I kidding, it totally fucking counts.
>>9422602>mfw xieril's a guy
Behave you hooligans.
>>9422623>/am/FFFFFuck that, western mecha all the way. If my robot isn't a walking nuclear reactor that can only go 50mph, no fucking tanks.
>>9422665Well that's not very nice.
>>9422697>you mean that little dick over there?
>>9422722Twilight I don't know nothing bout no sex
>>9422716fagwarrior pls go. you ruined your own damn video game in the name of 'm-muh tabletop'
>>9422716Not even if it's powered by dragon's heart?
I sure hope the next thread is about Rainbow Dash
>>9422720Well okay maybe they'd let you join in if you asked nicely.
Ponies in their Tuesday clothes.
>>9422763gross, why would you want that?
Mito here. Should I make shitty lame horse or you will make it?
>>9422583GG pls draw Ronnie and Twilight
>>9422782But it's friday, anon.
>>9422623>>9422643>>9422675>>9422716>>9422752My god. We are actually discussing >>>/m/.I liked it better when were in the >>>/a/ and >>>/u/ mode.
>>9422782>Twilight Sparkle has day-of-the-week horsepanties that she never gets to wear because Ponyville is basically a nudist colony
>>9422798TOO EARLY ANON
>>9422825You know what else came too early?MY MOM
>>9422811Twilight prying into Ronnie's academic credentialsRonnie trying not to reveal that she slept her way through college
>>9422843le ride xDDDD mr. nones ride le never ends :DDDDD xddddD
>>9422865cut that out
Good news, my new PC is coming in the mail tomorrow. Hopefully that means I'll be able to stram drawing again without any problems now.What's goin' on?
>>9422436HEY LETH HOW DEAD ARE YOU TODAY? SOURCES SAY MODERATELY.
>>9422806Oh come on. What's bad about /m/?
>>9422891Nothing muchwe moved over here >>9422798
>>9422899Moderately would be accurate!
>>9422865Wrong, that's rattle me pones.If you're going to shitpost at least get your shit together first.
>>9422914They don't like the same kinds of mechs I do.I like vaguely realistic looking ones that seem somewhat plausible as far as how it works, while they like shiny, colorful Japanese robots with no structural support and more shoulder pads than an 80s business woman's suit.
>>9423085how about Votoms, that's pretty neat and not so colorful.
>>9423085Well, that's their problem.They're also a bunch of toku nerds.