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Old thread: >>9389348

Topic: If MLP:FiM were to be an anime, how would it be? How would you want it to be?
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>>9393709
Nonexistent
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>de pony
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>Boku no Horse
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>>9393709
Boku no Pinkie.

Self-explanatory.
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>rape
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>>9393709
good sir, I believe it to be anime
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>>9393709
like this
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>people actually believe diamond dogs is an mlp reference
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>>9393788
what?
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Wouldn't it be k-on?
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>>9393709
If MLP were an anime my waifu probably wouldn't be a horse
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>humanized
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>>9393709

Cute ponies doing cute things.
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>>9393709
I can picture it being one of these (All of them humanized, of course, since Japan hates anthro):

Slice of life, probably on high school. Think Equestria Girls with better production values and non-retarded skin colors

Magical girls, much like Lauren wanted it to be on the first place

Harem anime, BUT WITH A FEMALE LEAD
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>>9393709
It would be Pretty Cure with ponies
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>>9393790
The MGS 5 trailer

"Diamond Dogs" is mentioned. It's more than likely a reference to David Bowie
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>>9393813
But in MLP everyone is a horse. Unless you're into Spike.
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>>9393709
Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, but with young professionals instead of high school students.
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When FiM stops being relevant, which pony would most likely go turbo?
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>>9393840
It's actually a reference to Earthbound.
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>>9393864
...what?
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>>9393873

that was probably also a reference to david bowie
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>>9393897
No it wasn't. David Bowie was a reference to the Beatles.
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>>9393909

The Beatles was a reference to an obscure 14th century film.
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>>9393909
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>>9393864
Dash obviously
>blue
>attention whore
>likes going fast
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>>9393864
Toss-up between Pinkie and Twilight.
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>>9393864

Yeah I'd say dash would want her legacy, whatever the hell it is, to live on.
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>>9393926

Shit that actually makes tons of sense.
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>>9393923
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>>9393864

Another question is which cartoon would it be?
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>>9393953

oh paul and george, why you so best beatles
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>>9393948
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hi54WXIoDas
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>>9393958

Wander over Yonder probably
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>>9393953
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>>9393948
>iron horsecock head
wat
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>>9393926
>>9393938
I don't think Dash is malicious or screwed up enough to consider taking over another cartoon.
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>>9393961
I watch that video frequently because 15 minutes of that song.
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>>9393978
Headcannon.
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I LIKE...THING?
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Finished Chrysalis/Cadance rape. Over 2000 words a day in three days, so don't expect quality writing. (Hurr durr, nobody expects quality writing from me.)

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/93452/espionage

It gets a little dark for my tastes, but whatever.
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>>9393990
RIGHT?! It has such a good loop!
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>>9393978

wha
what.
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>>9393709
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>>9394014
I can't read it right now but UNF
Chrysalys fucking SA when?
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>>9394014
unf
I love rape
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>>9394037
I think he said it's happening in that fic
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>tfw you will never feel the slick warmth of your pone gf winking and oozing gooey marecream as you bottom her out with no mercy
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>>9394014
well it's fanfiction so the writing quality is bad by default
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>>9394014
Jesus, finally, another smutwriter besides darf!
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>>9394037
I'm going to be absent for a while starting the end of the week. If I get it out before then, then youre birthday came early. If not, keep your fingers crossed for a year.

I also hope you like futa on male.
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>>9394067
>>>/oldhorse/
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Coke pony = normal looking, cute pony

Diet coke pony = Chubby.

Vanilla coke pony = ???
How do you picture vanilla coke pony would look like? I like the idea of her having a body that's similar to Fleur's. Best flavour deserves a great body.
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I think I am cured of this place. I feel I need to go. Go create something. Not sure where to go or what to do though.
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>>9394067
Old thread.
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>>9394091
UNF UNF UNF UNF UNF
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>>9394014
Chrysalis is the only character I can't for sexual. Bugs are disgusting.
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Oh no, it's that time isn't it?
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>>9394102
>Diet coke pony = Chubby
I've never been this torn in my life.
I love chubby pone like nothing else in the world, but Diet Coke is such a vile substance I don't want it anywhere near my mouth.
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>>9394102
She's a nigger
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>>9394104
Dr. Manhattan pls
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>>9394100
>>9394107
>>>/ponychan/
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>>9394122
Good, more diet chubs for me.
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>>9394091
I do if he's crossdressing
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>>9394140
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>>9394142
look how happy that horse is, that's a million dollar smile
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>>9394100
>>9394107
Gotta ask nicely, guys.
Most of the time people are willing to move if you don't lash out.
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>>9394067
>tfw she will never start farting and pissing uncontrollably around your cock as you make her cum for the second time
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>>9394182
fluttershy pls
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>>9394153
PINK HORSE IS VERY DISAPPOINTED WITH YOU DOOKS

YOU BETTER DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
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>>9394182
ok, that's pushing it a little now

she better not do that every time
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>>9394168
Oh Mr. Fetishfag, would you please be so kind and graceful to move your horsecocks discussion to the old thread, where the ones interested can discuss it there too?
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>>9394182
>as soon as she touched my toot I came and started tooting
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For which pone would you spend a decade working a dead end job so you could earn enough to buy her

Would you be happy to work paycheck to paycheck because you don't have the security of a house if you had your waifu?
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Guys help, I cant stop playing the song from the MGS5 trailer.
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>>9394223
link to the trailer?
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>>9394168
Sir Horsefappington and co., would you be so kind as to move to the previous thread so we don't have to partake in seeing discussions about huffing musky stallion balls?
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>>9394223
There is no help.
I listened to the song in the Dark Souls 2 trailer I don't even know how many times
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>>9394234
>implying there's any other kind of brony
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>>9394191
WHAT IF

WE POST CUTE PONIES?

I like this fanon pair, Elosande did good interactions with them.
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>>9394202
>>9394237
>implying I'm a fetishfag
Wat.
I just said that not being a dick gets you more mileage.
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id like it to be a hardcore porn hentai thing. that would be nice to see.
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>>9394102
What about Cherry Coke?
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>>9394233

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pRSZy12EOSs
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>>9394253
>implying you can outcute pink poofy
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>>9394234
>It's actually a Virginia meetup
>It's the laziest shoop ever
For shame
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>>9394272
What's "dickish" of just saying "to the old horse" ?

Some people say "fuck off back to the old horse" too
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>>9394253
This fanon pair is awesome.
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>>9394191
PINK HORSE seems to feel PRETTY ORNERY today

What will you do?
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>>9394193
But it's my fetish!
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>>9394314
Rub her belly.
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>>9394205
I would woo her with my library of rare books, as she entered the library she'd be overwhelmed by the smell of books, and immediately jump on me with a burning desire for human semen
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>>9394067
>>9394182
>>9394328
>>9394348

Keep it in the old thread for fucks sake
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>>9394314
I'd kiss her belly
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>>9394314
Pick her up and do silly faces to her like this
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>>9394205
Why would I work a dead end job? Can't I get a good job so I can earn the money faster?
I'd be fine either way.
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>>9394360
>>>/ponychan/
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>fluttertoots
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>>9394373
warning: anger levels escalating
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>>9394168
>>9394202
>>9394272

You could always not pay attention to it, it's really not that bad
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>>9394373
I wish to make silly faces with pone
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*much* *much* *much*
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>>9394394
Squish her face now!
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>>9394424
you fucked up
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>>9394413
Silly faces, huh?
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>>9394413
>>9394424
lk plz
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>>9394338
>>9394361
Your affectionate BELLY RUBS are met with GRUMPYNESS and A GROWLING NOISE
>>9394373
She SMILES SLIGHTLY (Minus 10 Grumpy points)
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>>9394360
gb2 ponychan if you can't handle this, pussy
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>>9394452
>Ponk doesn't like belly rubs
IMMERSION FADING
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>>9394386
Hownew.ru

Keep the fetish stuff in the old horse, newfriend.
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>>9394466
Would you take my fetish post and slide it gently into your pony anus while I massage your teats?
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>>9394466
That last post wasn't even fetishy though
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>>9394464
>IMMERSION FADING
I never heard her on the show liking belly rubs, so inmersion was never there to begin with
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Why don't you guys just go fetish up the sub
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What are you guys doing?
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>>9394497
All ponies like their bellies rubbed until otherwise stated
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>>9394506
Ponybrony not now.
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>>9394386
>>9394460
I'm going to assume the both of you are shitposters and that MLPG really hasn't fallen this low.

>>9394489
>Oh man pone wants my semen unf unf unf
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>>9394506
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Attention MLPG

Night has not yet arrived. Please refrain from UNF until further notice.

Thank you
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>>9394498
Sure is ponychan in here today.
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unf
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>>9394527
Now is not the time for UNF. Now is the time to post waifus.
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>>9394527
I wonder if that no fun robot is hot underneath that cold exterior
I bet he comes home from a long day of telling people not to have fun and all he wants to do is have a nice housepony to rut.
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bat pony > regular pony
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>>9394521
Why don't you stop with the >nofunallowed ponychan shitposting then?
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>>9394527
You're not the king of me!
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I'm tempted to register you guys a server on Ponynetwork so you can fetish all you want there.
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>>9394556
Why does that bon bon remind me of those Beatles pictures?
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>>9394556
Delicious tsun tsun waifus
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>>9394584
Why would we fetish anywhere but here?
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>>9394569
Why don't you make a fetish general in the piss like the rest of the shit posters?
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>>9394556
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What would you do to this pony nonsexually
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>>9394575
>>9394541
>>9394557
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>>9394626
Because we already have MLPG.
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>>9394626
Why don't you go back to ponychan where the mods can protect you from all the horrible pony sex?
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>>9394521
Seriously, get the fuck out if this actually bothers you. It's been happening since day 1, stop being such a fucking autist and sperging out over it.
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I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
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>>9394274
A filly, maybe?
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>>9394647
/mlp/ shitposter please go
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Is it possible to make a decent side income doing art commissions for furries / ponyfriends?
I mean that can't really be that many people out there who will pay $40+ for a drawing right? Must be hard to drum up more than a few commissions a month.
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>>9394645
I'd certainly stick my penis in her non-sexually, and then cum inside her non-sexually.
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>>9394526
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>>9394669
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Friendly reminder not to reply to the shitposters.
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>>9394651
>It's been happening since day 1
no it hasn't
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https://twitter.com/MMeghanMcCarthy/status/317077987784810496

FUCK YOU MEGHAN
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>>9394651

>It's been happening since day 1

no it hasn't
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https://ponychat.net/webchat/creator/

There, create yourselves an ugly chat and go away.
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People kicking up a fit about fetish posts are newblood or piss agent provocateurs. Nobody ever gave a fuck about it, it's a part of the threads, and a negligible one at that.
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>>9394654
No
You're not

But I'd marry you in an instant if I had the chance
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Who in their right mind who want fetish bullshit to be a legit part of their general's culture? Answer me this.
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>>9394704
john marstall pls
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>>9394651
>It's been happening since day 1

But it hasn't?
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>>9394651
>>>/mlp/
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>>9394654
No.
Twilight is.
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>>9394651

>>>/b/
>>>/mlp/
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>>9394650
Because unlike you, I would get banned instant because I came from MLPG
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>>9394714
It's been this way for as long as I can remember, so I don't mind it. I just don't partake in it, really
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Wow, the hiatus sure does suck.
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>>9394714

no
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>>9394714
It already is. It's contained to night threads, the ones complaining about it are trying to stir up shit. If you can't ignore things you don't like on the internet, try shmeddit.
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>Fetish talk hating

You can't tell it's not night because there are still shitposters and there's no chill
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>>9394787
nightpone is still asleep
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>>9394787
Slowly all things are going to become unacceptable
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>>9394651
>This is what /mlp/ actually believes.
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>waah why don't people enjoy eating my shit

Sure is /b/ in here.
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Can we bring this fetish/fetish hate discussion on the old thread please?

>>9389348
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>>9394782

>it's contained in the night threads

Except it's not? Every year the fetishfags have the thread by the throat, dont even fucking try to deny this. It needs to stop, really.
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>Serenity and Night of the Were Ed storytime on /co/
What is this world coming to.
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>>9394787
You can tell it's still day when the shitposters at night try to sneak in early.
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>>9394782
>>9394787
But it has nothing to do with the show. It's just you half lidded entertaining your penis.
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>>9394704
>epic

She is missing the point of the show.
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>>9394824
yeah, i'm sure it'll stop in the middle of the hiatus. Truly, this has always happened before and is a realistic expectation.
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>>9394822
>Fetish general kids now feel entitled to shitting up the general.
>Now that they are being fursecuted they refuse to move.
>They need to stand tall and scream about it now.
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>>9394787
it's the handful of lifers that are here 24/7 because this is their only social outlet
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>>9394824
Stopping fetish talk is my fetish...
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>>9394822
Already asked them to, instead they told me to go to ponychan if I don't like off topic fetish discussion.

They hurt my feelings Dooks.
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How far does scootaloo take her rainbow dash obsession?
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>>9394805
>dem ear tufts
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>>9394870
So, attentionwhores from Tumblr?
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>>9394891
>Not dem leathery sensitive wings.
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>>9394787
are you serious? You people are debating the merits of day vs night threads.

What the hell is the point?! It's all mlpg.

What if one is better than the other? There is no victory to be had here. In this discussion, no one wins.
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This thread sure is going well.
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>>9394913

There is no day and night, just small pockets of time where the fetish shitposting slows down.
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If the mods banned everyone who complains repeatedly about piss, ross, fetish posts, etc there'd be almost no shitposting. It's a handful of guys that are here every day. I guarantee it, try it for even a few days.
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>>9394879
>Fetish denial
Holy unf
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>>9394917
YEAH PANCAKE FAGS SHOULD GO BACK TO BAKERYCHAN

WE DONT NEED NO FLATTIES
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>>9394931
I like to think of it as I am Legend.
All the monsters come out at night and try to kill off any last scraps of humanity.
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>>9394890

It's all an act. She's just trying to build connections with her so she can have a better chance of getting a job when she grows up.
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>>9394883
Eh, I just want to put my two cents, already did on the old thread, but I doubt they'll listen to me anyways.

So, how was that new comic with Nightmare Rarity?

I have yet to read it.
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>>9394938

maybe if people stop shitting everywhere the complaints about the smell would stop
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>>9394960
Neither have I. Is it on yayponies?
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>>9394960
Zombies.
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>>9394960
Yeah, it's kinda dark.
Get it?!
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>>9394960
What

Nigga get on it

It's not as good as a start as the first arc, but it's pretty good otherwise

I still don't understand why they used S1 Luna, though
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>>9394941
>BAKERYCHAN
pffft
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>>9394975

Pretty much this, if fetish fags want people to stop bitching then maybe they shouldn't give people something legitimate to bitch about.
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>>9394987
>S1 Luna.
>They use her in a video game reference.

Calling it now.
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Somebody post marker with pancakes please

I've been waiting for it for days because i forgot to save it so now I'm just going to have to ask
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>>9395021

>>9395012
>>9394975
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>>9395012
If you haven't noticed they stopped now and it's only you "shitting" up the thread now
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>>9395016
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>>9394960
>Jon is Pinkie
>Arin is Twilight
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>>9395033
Thank you anonymous 4chun user
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>>9395052

>jon is the fat, obnoxious one

Sounds about right.
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>>9395035

>no anon, you are the shitposters

What the fuck ever man, but your shit dont fly.
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>>9394980
It is!
I didn't knew I downloaded it yesterday, but the one I have has a YP filename and watermark, so yeah.

>>9394981
>>9394984
>>9394987
>Zombies
>Spooky

Aw yiss, I'll get on it right now!
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>>9395052
>Twilight
So is Barry rarity or something?
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>>9395055
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>>9395052
>Watching game Grumps.
Worse then Hitler.
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>>9395052
How many chins would Rarity have?
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>>9395073
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>>9395052
>TWWWWWWWWWIIIIIIIILIGHT WHAT ARE YOU DOING
>nothing pinkie eat your peas
sounds about right
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>>9395073
I really like this artstyle

Who drew these?
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>>9395081
I meant Twilight
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>>9395035
Implying they are not shitting up the general remotely.
Can you not see the strings on your arms, and fingers, Anon?Body control, it's a fetish and you are in on it!
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>>9393971
Well one of the main characters is a horse.....
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>>9395098
Cosmo I think
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>>9395098
cosmo, i think
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>>9395098
Cosmo did them!
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When does nighttime officially start?
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>>9395098
You actually like that style? I mean, I use the images to call out bait, sure, but the lines are so thick, sharp, and inconsistent it makes me want to gouge out my eyes when I look at it. Maybe I'm just too quick to judge. But the fat that one eye is bigger than the other in that image just kills me.

Except this one. It's nice
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>>9395087
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is there actually anyone here that does NOT post here every day?
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Equestria girls hasn't been advertised or shown on the upcoming HUB shows list, does this it mean it got shit canned? http://press.discovery.com/us/hub/press-releases/2013/hub-network-unveils-2013-14-program-slate-238-2382/
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>>9395138
when shitposting and fetish talk start escalating
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>>9395156
>>9395155
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>9395138
When you leave.
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>>9395079
>implying Hitler didn't watch the original Game Grumps
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>>9395155
>>9395156

Woah
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>>9395175
One of those posts was mine anon
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>>9395155
I do! I dunno, the thumbnail version looks cute enough, and the ''No problem'' one is adorable
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>>9395175
Yes, just like it's always that one guy who hates on contributors.

God I hate that guy.
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>>9395087
we need some sort of response to this
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>>9395165
They could be planning a webseries or direct to dvd release or something
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>>9395155

That one specifically looks a lot like Braeburned's art. Not so much the others.
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>>9395231
I wonder why...
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>>9395231
It's because it is brae's art
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>>9395219
It's true though.
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>>9393709
I don' think the world could HANDLE that much autism
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Which pony has the most fetishes?

Zecora!
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>>9395219
same guy, he's one of the hateanons too, also the sentenal/steamgroup guy
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Protect the one thing you want to protect until the end.
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>>9395175

Gee, except there were some of my posts in there
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>>9395073
I mean fuck just look at the shape of her head it's so god damn ugly. FUCK
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>>9395138
When people stop arguing about things and there's a shitpost/regular discussion ratio of 1:20
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>>9395267
That's racist.
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>>9395227
If it's cancelled I'll do this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3dmfFLuHIzM
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>>9395267
But she's a Zebr-oh.
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>>9395267
Hey scrubbles, did you see that chart with the most used pictures on /mlp/?
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>>9395275
>random drawfag is ded
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>Fetishfags delusional

Is it so hard to believe people are starting to get tired of your shit?
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>>9395138
When people aren't arguing what should and shouldn't be in the thread.
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>>9395275
I wonder if pone would get annoyed by humans constantly babying them or if they would enjoy it?
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>>9395267
>google fetish definition
OH
thats funny
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>>9395267
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>>9395289
Yeah, actually

I really do have no life!
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>>9395297
Not really. That's why we're here and not on /co/ anymore.
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>>9395297
filter and ignore the following to block the majority of shitposters:

fetishfags
piss
bread
sentenal
steamgroup
ross
/b/
ponychan
shitpost
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>>9395303
>Applejack reacts different when a mare approaches.
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>>9395331
But Ross has actually been getting better lately.

Y'know

When he's not posting his super fat stuff.
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>>9395348
So he hasn't improved at all?
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>>9395327
Keep going
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>>9395297
>Is it so hard to believe people are starting to get tired of your shit?
It isnt, the only explanation is someone wants to stir up shit.
>>9395331
>easy mode
I just cant help but open a hidden post anyway.
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>>9395304

Depends on the pony and how you go about it
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>>9395356
no

although he's never actually tried to improve
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>>9395348
it's usually a shitpost when the word ross is in the post, though

maybe unfilter his name
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>>9395366
I bet Dash would love it.
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>>9395361
Who are you anyways?
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>>9395356
Not that guy but I made him draw pony yesterday.

That's something I guess.
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>>9395175
Most likely.
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>>9395384
He's some faggot who keeps posting my waifu and pretending he's not scared of my threats.
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>>9393709
The animation would be alot worse if it was.
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>>9395389

>samefags calling others samefags
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>>9395384
Reply
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>>9394710
True, but it's just too amusing to reply to them.
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>>9395304
In my headcanon, that's instinctive

Humans are naturally drawn to treat ponies like pets, scratching their ears and such. The ponies just kind of accept it, neither side completely realizing what's going on

As such, you could be having a heated discussion with Twilight about astrophisics as she's laying on your lap and you're brushing her mane
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>>9395380
She would never admit to it and it would take forever to get her to. She practically had a crisis over realizing reading can be fun
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>>9395410
That doesn't answer my question
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>>9395361
I don't filter either, but this one is pretty consistent in filtering out shitposts, of course a few good posts will get caught though
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>>9395413
Yes, yes I like this.
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>you will never shock a pony's bio
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>>9395410
>Attention whore.
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>>9395410
Pedo.
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>>9395387
Even New Canvas anon could draw a better pony than that.
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>>9394714
I do.
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>>9395401
I'll wreck ya mate
>>9395422
normally people dont want the answer to that question
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I don't play video games anymore and I bought all the parts for a new desktop, what recent pc games are any good, I've been using a laptop for the past 6 years
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>>9395450
Oh, so, you're just an attention whore shitposter? Nice to know.
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>>9395443
And I love him for that.
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>>9395433
I hear the new game is racists

towards whites
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>>9395413
>Haning out with Dash, chilling
>She keeps absentmindedly nibbling on your shirt and you have to keep stopping her
>"Sorry. I"m not trying to start nothing but....you have a loose thread on your sleeve and its REALLY distracting."
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>>9395450
bonbon is a very distressed pony
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>>9395422
>>9395450
HE WRITES FANFICTION ABOUT WHATEVER HIS WAIFU IS THIS WEEK

Does that answer your question?
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>>9395450
>Hur i am going to be deep and mysterious.
>Even if you were just trying to reason with me~

This is why we dislike you, you fucking idiot.
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>>9394913
I agree, there is no point in arguing about it, because no arguments will change the objective truth that night threads are the best.
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>>9395475
>not IPing everything you own
jesus christ you nasty thing
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>>9395480
I actually never saw him posting a story since he started namewhoring.
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>>9395468
what kind of games do you like
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>>9395490
>>9395469
>>9395445
>>9395440
>>9395384
>>9395422

bait
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>>9395490
>implying you don't do that under Anonymous anyways
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>>9395503
Tht is because all he is doing is attentionwhoring.
even worse then rch does , surprisingly.
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>>9394824
You need to stop, really.
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so did anyone else get annoyed by Rarity filing Dash's hoof in the comic? It really annoyed me
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How about everyone watch an episode
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>>9395472
the bad guys are racist mega-religious anti-labor exceptionalists

basically the point of the game is to murder everyone at Fox News
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>>9395523
I was wondering when you were going to show up, resident hateanon!
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>>9395506
I'm planning on getting some of the graphics intensive shooters, like FC3, Crysis, Metro 2033 because I haven't used a desktop in 5+ years, I forgot how good games look on pc.
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>>9394824
I have a prescription for you.
It's called knowing how to ignore posts.
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>>9395540

sure why not.
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HOLY SHIT ARE YOU FAGGOTS STILL ARGUING OVER INANE GARBAGE?

SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
ALL OF YOU
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>>9395545
I'm sure he's the one that's been shitposting about fetish discussion
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>>9395535
comic creators dont watch the show.
pretty much nobody watches this show.
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>>9395540
Rollan!
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>>9395566
I watch the show
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There's something wrong with this thread...
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So how about them lolis?
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>>9395557
>MMDW

I'm sorry for your lots
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>>9395540
rolling
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>>9395535
hooves have no nerve endings

It'd be fun teasing a petite human Dash by tickling her feet, until she puts you in a headlock.
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>>9395535
She wasn't enjoying in

That was the joke
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>>9395554

>If I ignore it then it goes away!

Moot cant even take his own advice, look where we are now. Seriously, do we really need fetishes day in and day out? After 3 years of it? Is this MLPG's legacy?
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Cute but not for sexuals
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>>9395547
Perhaps i can recommend Witcher 2?
Its a bit hard of an rpg but it has amazing graphics
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>>9395503
http://pastebin.com/u/AppleDan
They're all pretty terrible and so is he for having so many waifus
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>>9395540
That's a clever way to do it

rollan though i won't watch the resulting episode
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>>9395559

>garbage

Oh goddamn it.
>>
PLINKO PIE
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>>9395561
I thought he just focused on the tripfags here. I don't exactly pay attention to him...
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>>9395577
I'm ashamed to admit it, but mlpg got me into beast, with all the fatherless videos and pics that used to get bombed in the /co/ threads
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>>9395577
I'd play with them.
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>>9395599
I'm simply asking you not to act like a hero who needs to actively do something in this situation. It's something you can't do anything about without throwing a hissy fit that makes you look more of a faggot than the shitposter you're complaining about.
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>>9395593
Yeah but look at the reaction it gave in the show. Really i think it was just an oversight. nothing major but just a little annoying when you notice it
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>>9395600
What about cutesexuals?
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>>9395587
Do you even watch the show?
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>>9395602
I was planning on getting TW2, it looks great. I never beat STALKER either, that's another one I have to get.
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>>9395621
what
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>Seth keeps promoting Fighting is Magic despite of not being pony anymore

>Mane6 already got the Skullgirls engine and Faust's designs

>Lauren's designs will get loads of fan art

>It will keep getting support and promotion in pony sites because it's Lauren Faust

Looks this fandom will stop being about pony quite soon and all of it thanks to Lauren.
Delicious irony

This fandom is becoming too meta for me
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>>9395624
Yeah
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>tfw reading not pony fanfiction and liking it
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>>9395621
>I'm also listening to it again
I CAN'T STOP
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>>9395600
Cute and sexual anon.
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>>9395650
anon there is no such thing

there is cute
and there is sexual
but no cutesexual
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>>9395559
But that faget from ponychan won't stop complaining about stuff.
I'm going to bed now, though. Not bothering to stay up just to argue with idiots.
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>>9395645
Perhaps Dash trusts Rarity more then the Spa twins with her hooves?
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>>9395645
I guess

But its not like Dash is now super girly and loves make overs or some other Twilycorn level bullshit
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>>9395625
>>9395561

sentenal/steamgroup/ross anon, bread/piss anon, contributor hate anon, and fetishfag anon are all the same person
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>>9395660
>Crossover fics and pics with pony and the new characters

mite b cool
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>>9395643

I'm not trying to come off as a hero, it's just fucking bullshit that I had to move to this shithole and endure another year of this rampant shitposting. And of course everyone jumps on me to say I'm trolling or are the hateanon. I'm just so tired of it.
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>>9395628
Mislink?
>>9395634
Play what?
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>>9395660
Well the fandom really disliked Hasbro's take on the fan-created game...
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>>9395694
Hind and go seek sexually
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>>9395672
>you will never be/fuck a dragon
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>>9395609
>Ribbon sugar sex bananas
Isn't that the title of a Redhot Chili Peppers album?
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>>9395678
>Twilycorn level bullshit
we literally know nothing about how Twilight is now that she is a alicorn, so how does this even make sense?
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>>9395652
>>9395674
>>9395643
>>9395643
>>9395599
>>9395691


baaaiiiiiiiiiit
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>>9395683
>Contributor hate anon.
But i specified rch, you blind fuck.
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>>9395634
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what do pone think of interspecies sex?
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>>9395686
Looking forward to the art
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>>9395709
>holy dicks he got the reference
You are my new best friend
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>>9395720
it's fucking disgusting and I want it
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>>9395713
PONK PY
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We are not your kind of people
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>>9395704
How do you even do that?
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>>9395714
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>>9395720
Only humans are all into interspecies sex

only humans, we would fuck any kind of alien species

ponies might be disgusted of the very idea
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>>9395746
Well all the cmc hide and if I find them then it's their turn to be it. And then we fuck
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>>9395733
I was just making a joke, but that's pretty fucking great
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>>9395746
Lock the doors and bar the windows first.
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>>9395746
You find them and rape them. The best part is they don't even have to know that they're playing!
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>>9395694
Games, silly.

I could help out wherever they need it with their CMC shenanigans.
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>>9395708
>you will never be qt 3.14 little girl getting fucked by your qt 3.14 dragoniichan
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>>9395752
You can't be disgusted by something you don't know about.
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>>9395752
I figured it would be the opposite given there are dozens of sentient species in Equestria
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>>9395752
>Until one of them tries it.
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>>9395752
>ponies might be disgusted of the very idea
Not likely.
Horses, as well as other animas, are known to approach humans for sex. Animals are smarter than humans. They don't care what fucks them as long as it satisfies their urges.
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>>9395770
Thank you
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>>9395776
I never saw that movie, but my dad says I'm the real life equivalent of the main character. How bad is that?
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>>9395708
I just want a dragonbro yo.
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>>9395775
>Startle the CMC in that scarf.
>Watch them shoot off in three different directions, only to end up in a tangled, dazel pile a second later.
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Did sentenal say he was leaving forever?
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>>9395752
Other animals engage in interspecies sex though.
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>>9395752
>we will make a MACHINE to fuck it.
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>>9395660
Honestly I'm happy for it and I'm not all that interested fighting games

For one you have this fan project which was shaping out to be pretty good, but slapped down by Hasbro because Hasbro. And the show creator herself comes to help them. That sorta shit just doesnt happen everyday, its amazing.

Plus its Faust's first video game that she's been a part of, which is also neat. Cross mediums, I love it.

We might have a new game to splerg over and also get to watch the hilarity that will be the inevitable reaction to it, on both sides, as with anything even remotely pony. /v/ and /vg/ will be a couple of regular ruse cruises for a while.

And plus the whole thing looks like it will just be top notch. The dev team seem to be die hard fighting game guys and making a hardcore dream game. You have a fairly accomplished cartoonist doing character design. You have the SG engine, which as I understand is really something else. It might honestly simply be a good game.
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>>9395805
>HE NEVER SAW HOW TO TRAIN YOUR DRAGON

GENTLEMEN

GRAB YOUR PITCHFORKS

WE HAVE A HEATHEN TO PURIFY
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>>9395813

Who the fuck cares, honestly.
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>>9395805
He thinks you are a wimp.
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And daytime was so chill today..
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>>9395686
>>9395732

Looks lke you bronies forgot that this was supposed to be about ponies.

Oh boy, i can already see how Lauren's designs for the game are going to end up being more popular than ponies
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>>9395805
You're an awkward goof who can't really do anything right and disappointed his father up until he saves everyone's lives.

You save everyone yet?
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>>9395808
Why is her penis big?
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>>9395805
anon I'm so sorry
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>>9395836
Stram
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>>9395752
>Implying
Ponies live in a world with loads of sentient species
We live in a world with just 1

They'd be into it
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>>9395837
I care.
Sayonara, Sentenal-chan...
I will always miss you.
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>>9395847
No, but I did get into a succesful career unlike my twin. I am extremely awkward though
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>>9395805
>tfw dad calls me Sheldon
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>>9395865
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>>9395747
What if ponies got into an argument about weather or not something was bait?

Then they would be having a debate!
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>>9395805
you get your own pet fastest-dragon-in-the-world and the most pristine piece of teenage pussy for a hundred miles in any direction

congratulations, you are alpha as fuck
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>>9395810
Aw, poor little ponies.
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>>9395870
What? Sentenal left? I don't believe it.
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>>9395868
If Zonies, mules, and zonkeys are anything to go by, anyway.
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>>9395845

>b-b-bronies
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>>9395871
Maybe that's what he was referencing. The awkward goof that begins a disappointment, then makes his family and everyone proud
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>>9395883
BAZINGA
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Which ponies would be best and worst to get high with?

Worst: Pinkie because she'd never shut the fuck up

Best: Dash because she goes fast and likes taking risks
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>>9395865
hurrh urhrdur haven't heard that joke before.
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>>9395898
he said he was leaving after Raisin quest ended months ago. It ended, so...
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>>9395910
I'd toke with flutterbutt
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>>9395910
I Imagine Twilight would be like Carl Sagan when High.

AJ would probably be the worst, just because she's AJ
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>>9395883
Doesn't he have a girlfriend? The whole nerd culture these days fails to acknowledge how painfully uncomfortable genuine geeks/nerds make people, and how socially stiff and awkward they are.
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>>9395931
And noone has seen him post since?
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>>9395865
Why isn't yours big?
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>>9395868
>>9395900
Honestly this is something rarely touched on, especially considering the fandom.

Do you think we'd ever see or even have implied a kinda interspecies relationship? Not like going full "the show is now about relationships and other girly stuff" but maybe seeing a background or minor characters who are together?

No, Gilda and Dash dont count
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>>9395912
Why you gotta be like that
Why you gotta be hurtful
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>>9395933
She'd probably have a panic attack and ruin everything, but if not, seeing a calm flutters would be interesting
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>>9395935
>Billions, and billions of books.
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>>9395945
Some girls find it cute and adorable...
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>>9395902
I only just got a job and he's been calling me that sense the film was in theatres, so maybe its just foreshadowing of my future life
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>>9395805
Your dad doesnt like you very much. The main character and his dad have conflict. Its like half the plot of the movie
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>>9395946
They don't seem to make a very big deal over spike having a crush on a horse. It's probably accepted, humans would be allowed to fuck ponies and vice versa.
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>>9395947
STOP SCRUNCHING
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>>9395946
>especially considering the fandom.
Why would the effect what happens in the show?
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>>9395810
Wouldn't Sweetie get the shit strangled out of her?
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>>9395910
>Fluttershy with couchlock
She'd be the cuddliest thing ever
You'd just sit on the couch eating chips and laughing at anything for hours while she cuddles you
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>>9395937
The fucktard is still here. I don't even know why, he hasn't done anything to contribute towards anything. But him leaving would be the best thing he can do, that or just kill himself.
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sentenal only wanted to be loved
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>>9395910
Worst: AJ.
Best: Rarity because she can afford the good shit.
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>>9395969
That little thing?
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>>9395946
It could be touched upon about how love is love regardless of who it is between. So maybe showing a Zebra and Pone, and maybe even two mares
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>>9395845
But I haven't forgotten about that. Heck I felt Like i got punched in the stomach when I heard about the C&D but seeing the silhouettes has me intersted again. Dissappointed that we'll never get what could have possibly been the best piece of content this fandom produced though
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>>9395969
They're liars

Small cocks only look good on traps
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>>9395985
I love him.
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>>9395969
mine looks like a banana curving up

is that cute
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>>9395976
Oh yeah, keep forgetting about Spike and Rarity.

I wonder what it is he sees in her, as a dragon.
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>>9395986
>she can afford the good shit.
she buys from Fluttershy
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>>9395983
hateanon pls go
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>>9395977
NO.
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>>9396000
It's good for missionary
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>>9395983
>Hateanon on any name. trip or just all around contributor in the general.
>"My only regret was not killing them all myself."
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>>9395969
I like them too. I'm not a girl, though.
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>>9395985
He was a nice guy. I don't know why that other anon is always bashing him.
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>>9396013
Me too.
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>>9395994
A shame, but honestly things might be better this way, in the long run
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>>9395981
>couchlock

there's a thin line between falling asleep and being really relaxed, heavy indicas don't work well in social situations for me, I just eat and take a 3 hour nap
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>>9396002
He was raised among ponies. Being attracted to ponies is really the only logical outcome.
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>>9395985
He tried too hard.
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>>9396000
>>9396011
>see her stomach bulging everytime you thrust
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>>9395979
No I mean like I rarely see it even with full on shitty brony OCs, but it seems like something that WOULD

It just doesnt seem to come up much
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>>9396021
>nice guy

Dude is always sperging out about something about bronies or the piss. If that's a nice guy then Ross is the greatest Saint to grace MLPG!
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>>9396036
He tried just fine, and was one of the most diligent contributors. He just couldn't lose that one guy who always kept hating on him.
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>>9395985
Go away Sentenal.
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>>9396036
And got so far...
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>>9396002
>I wonder what it is he sees in her, as a dragon.
his penis(es)
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>>9395540
I'll partake.
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>>9395983
>"He won't leave."
>"So I'll keep shitposting until he does."
>"I'm not doing anything wrong."
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>>9395985
yeah

by the female contributors he kept stalking
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>>9396056
BUT IN THE END
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>>9396051
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>>9396043
That doesn't happen
Not in the slightest
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>>9396050
No he wasn't. I know he may have said a stupid thing or two, but seriously, who hasn't. His only real mistake was doing it with a name on.
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>people actually believe that there will be a pony mod for fighting is magic
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>>9396051
>one guy who always kept hating on him

I have a feeling that's actually him, either to gain attention or sympathy for himself, or make it look like anyone gives a shit about him
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What would a pone think of you if you suddenly teleported to the center of ponyville in the nude
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>>9396050
>always
But you haven't even met the guy.
You just heard about him from hateanon.
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>>9396105
You are not the only one who believes that.
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>>9396057
AND SHORTLY AFTER HIS MOLTEN MAGMA LIKE JIZZ, BURNING HER ALIVE FROM THE INSIDE OUT!
And Twilight can only look on in horror, unable to warn them of it in time.
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>>9395949
>Fluttershy's first time
>Super nervous. It took you days to even get her to come over
>"What was that?! Oh no, its the police! They're going to arrest us!
>"Fluttershy calm down I didn't even take open the bag yet, jeeze."
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>>9396084
I still like that song. I also listen to SOAD and enjoy it, too. Fuck y'all niggas.
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>>9396093
Well maybe your dick isn't as curved up as you claim it to be.
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>>9396108
They'd probable be surprised and a bit scared at first. They'd probably get over it eventually though.
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>>9396105
agreed
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>>9395960
I wonder how science is treated in Equestria
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>>9396105
Could be. Who knows. Maybe he's got multiple personality disorder, and his hateanon is one of his personalities.
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>>9396128
Twilight would be even worse, she'd think Celestia could see what she was doing with her magic and that she was gonna come and throw her in jail, then exile her
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>>9396103
>people actually believe Fighting is Magic will ever be finished and released
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>>9396031
So....Spike loves Rarity because he really loves Twilight!

Oh lordy, Fraud must be tap dancing in hell
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>>9396105
Just like any other contributor that got a hateanon.
All they are doing is posing as their own hateanon to draw attention to themselves, to make themselves get more attention.

So you should just call them out for the shit they do and tell them to fuck off already.
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>>9396157
>Maybe he's got multiple personality disorder

Well he was awfully suicidal in 2011.
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>>9396158
>Or exile her and then throw her in jail.

Heh old fashion horse joke
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>>9396103
There's nothing really stopping one from happening

There IS a lot stopping one from being any good
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>>9396179
Who the fuck wasn't?
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>>9396128
why would she be scared of police? Aren't drugs legal in Equestria, as a literal opiate of the masses?
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>>9396175
>>9396105
I thought sentenal was posting as anon to make himself look good, not worse.
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>>9396192
Me?
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>>9395985
The only good thing Sentenal is for is his Drones assist.
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>>9396192
I never thought of killing myself before.
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>>9396132
>implying I've ever touched a woman

I stand up pretty much flat against my stomach, and curve upward toward my belly button, sort of like a banana
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>>9396165

They have Lauren, brony support and now they can acutally profit from the game since is "completely original".

They really have no reason to not finish it.

Lauren's designs only guarantee that they are going to get a crap ton of money
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>>9395910
I honestly cannot think of a worst pony to get high with. They're all awesome.

But my top 3:

Twilight and I would get into deep philosophical and scientific discussions, completely blowing my mind; Dash would be cool to smoke some nice indica and go do high shenanigans outside with; And Fluttershy and I would probably chill and watch the LotR trilogy or cuddle together in our weed-induced haze.

>tfw I will never get to experience any of these
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>>9396200
No Anon, all the shitposting attention whores do it.
It is how they get more sympathy and attention from you! How could you not see the strings?!
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>>9396192
So you think everyone here is suicidal? I bet you also think everyone on 4chan is a pedo or something.
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>>9396108
>Just suddenly there, dazed and confused
>all the ponies going about their business interrupted by your sudden appearance
>a long, painfully awkward silence between you and them, trying to figure out what just happened, who you are, where you are and just comprehending the situation.
>Until the silence is eventually broken by someone shouting from the back "Hey, cold enough for ya?!"
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What's the situation on the horseboner front, anything good? I liked the first chapter of Vindicated Depravity, after that it just falls apart, great concept though.
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>>9396238
>All the ponies collectively groan at Pinkie.
>You are then arrested.
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>>9396217
>brony support
>0pone
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>>9396248
I finally broke down and allowed myself to human futa, and its been great. I finally like Megasweet again
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>>9396222
Applejack would eat a shitload of apples.
Cherilee would have giggle fits and reminisce about her youth.
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>>9396238
>That pony has bubbles and a microphone on his flank

>Equestria is just alternate earth with everyone as ponies
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>>9396265
Why would I be arrested?
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>>9396279
futa is fine, it's easier to project myself into the fantasy if there's a dick involved, like that one with dash blowing futa twilight, I just put my penis in the place of twilight's
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>>9396217
>>9396277
Fuck you guys

Is it brony to like Faust and want to see more of her stuff?
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>>9396277
>Lauren Faust
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>>9396190

>There's nothing really stopping one from happening

True, but there will be no reason for it to happen.

Once Lauren's designs are revealed then no one is going to be interested on making it pony anymore, because:

>novelty always wins
>it will be disrispectful for Lauren and the Mane6
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Goodnight MLPG.
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>>9396281
Actually, now that you bring it up, some friends and I got really baked once at my house and we got insane munchies, but I had nothing edible in my house besides this big bag of apples, the entire contents of which we devoured in probably 10 minutes. I really connected with Applejack that night.
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>>9396294
Criminally small penis
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>>9396298
Porn is a lot more fun if you stop trying to justify your heterosexuality and just enjoy it.
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>>9396279
>I've opened myself up to really vanilla fetishes and I like it.

Oh wow, don't get carried away, you might end up listening to negro music and reading beatnik poetry.
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>>9396238
>Twilight takes you back for private study
>Thinks you have cancer due to your lack of hair on most of your body
>Studies your genitals a lot more than is necessary
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>>9396315
Apples are great for munchies and drymouth, I used to got to those pick your own apple things, bring a dugout or something with me, go off and smoke somewhere, then spend the rest of the day wandering around picking apples, eating them, and exploring. Fuck all the bees that come in around the end of September, though.
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>>9396315
The true story of the Apple Family Reunion.
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>>9396312
I remember that manga...
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>>9396277

Well duh
It keeps getting posted on pony sites and will keep getting support from them.
Lauren is working on it and bronies will always follow her.

Even MLPG is supporting
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>>9396354
I can Tear through a Bag of Granny Smith apples in a Day.
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>>9396325
Why would she need to study my genitals at all?
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>>9396321
I'm not trying to justify anything, I just find it easier to imagine my penis in place of the one in the futa story, there's a good mind-body disconnect since I have one that I touch reguarly, thus it's easy to imagine
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>>9396325
>Studies your genitals a lot more than is necessary
>Or so you think
Her microscopes only so powerful!
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>>9396354
God that sounds amazing. I have to try that some day.
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>>9396325
>>9396382

Unusual birth defect, sheath appears to be missing.
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>>9396375
>Even MLPG is supporting


You say that likes its a bad thing
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So guys, I found myself wondering what a flugelhorn sounds like.

This is what a flugelhorn sounds like.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr4m8b9oPWo&t=44s

The flugelhorn was used to summon the outlying flanks on a battlefield; the sound carried better than a trumpet. One wonders what the military of the Crystal Empire was like in its heyday.
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>>9396397

>that head tilt
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>tfw the transformation general all became pretty mares and you missed it
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>>9396315
>"But anon, you cant eat all those fucking apples!"
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>>9396402
I think she would be smart enough to realize human penises are different than horse penises and that it's normal for humans not to be covered in hair.
or at least I could explain it to her.
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>>9396414
I've never been interested in this game in the slightest

and now it doesn't even involve the show anymore
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Would you let Apple Bloom stay with you in the big city?
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>>9396382
for science. You're a brand new species that claims you're from an entirely different universe where magic doesn't exist and things happen naturally everywhere. She'd study every aspect of you
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>>9396445
>actually considering moving to New York for work

Oh jeeze, she'd be less out of it then me
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>>9396401
I live up near CT and Mass, that's prime apple territory, We have a million pick your own apple orchards during fall, it's great. The orchard that I go to is right near a bunch of woods and a lake too, so I used to hop the fence with friends, grab a bunch of apples, then wander around exploring in the woods around the lake.
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TWILIGHT WHY DO YOU NEED TO USE YOUR VAGINA TO INSPECT MY PENIS
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>>9396414

Well the fact that you faggots will be constantly posting it, seems to be a bad thing.

Well i guess is not bad if you want this place to be more meta than what it already is
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>>9396452
>things happen naturally everywhere


Remember when this used to be a major part of the show?
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>this is apples.jpg
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So is Bioshock any good?

All I got from /v/ is that the ending's pretentious and supposedly Levine shoved a lot of cultural marxism into it
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>>9396467

Thief!
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>>9396477
IT'S FOR SCIENCE NOW PULL YOUR PANTS
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>>9396487
it's fun
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>>9396479
Its literally the only thing going on in the hiatus
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Can we be poly ships again?
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>>9396434
I would demonstrate how human males self gratify, nonsexually. For research purposes, calculating average time to climax, different grip techniques, semen volume, etc.
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>>9396487
No, the first two are better.
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What is the source of pony magic?
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>>9396467
shitty, nigga, I live in Washington
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>>9396499
Hack!
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>>9396466
ANON NO

DON'T DO IT
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>>9396506
There's only one ship that's seaworthy enough for me these days.
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>>9396524
Semen
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>>9396517
well you're hugging all the ugly
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>>9395896
>No SS

;_;
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>>9396537
But Twilight is a virgin
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>>9396505
Well, that and FANFICTION. There's fucktons of it, and if you look at the /co/ mlpg regulars' favorites, you'll find the best of the best. More is being made daily.
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>>9396467
That's fucking dope. I live smack in the middle of Indiana. It sucks.
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>>9396483
As much as ponies control their environments, I still see the natural forces at work, even amongst their craft. At this point, the ponies are just so used to manipulating these things that if they let things just happen it'd be a natural disaster for years, if not decades or longer before things stabilized again.
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>>9396517
I would never!

Especially not with a cute pony on a cold night
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>>9396534
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>>9396548
Apples
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Guys. Could you lend me a hand?
www.thepictureofeverything.com/
Logic dictates that there are ponies somewhere in this picture. The references run way too deep and too recent for them to be ignored.

Could you please help me find them?
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>>9396531
About four for me
What you posted is one.
This is 2.
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>>9396524
love
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>>9396526
I've heard that apples grow well in Washington.
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>>9396548
she still harnesses spike
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>>9396572
Apple hips unf
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why are you not watching the Heat lose to the Bulls?
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>>9396583
ah, Dragon magic is quite strong.
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>>9396501
twilight

i saw you mail off your report last week
you wrote "final report" on it
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>>9396526
I want to move out to that part of the country, like OR, WA kind of area. Plus I think washington passed a law legalizing recreational marijuana for adults that allow you to grow.

I'd get a grow tent and start my own grow if I didn't live in a tiny apartment, too risky, you get buttfucked here if you get caught with even 1 plant, plus I own a gun, so that's an automatic felony.
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>>9396586
handegg sucks
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>>9396530
But I have to, MLPG! This town has nothing for me!

I wanna be a star!
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>>9396531
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>>9396527
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>>9396548
She's highly skilled in oral presentations
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>>9396566

what a cute mint flavored pone
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>>9396550
>look at the /co/ mlpg regulars' favorites
how?
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>>9396550
Honestly I'm more interested in a game now only tangibly related to ponies over fanfic
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>>9396616
le epic video xD /)
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>>9396619
I wish this could happen. I don't want the ponies to have their own society and intelligence. They should just be my pets.
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>This captcha is no longer valid
Jesus christ.

I know my upload speed isn't that slow, moot. Fuck you you're not getting my money
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>>9396601
i see them as niggas

not lovers
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>>9396660
But they're white.
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>>9396575
?
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>>9396660
they're cute both as friends and more than friends

long as they're together
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>>9396651

oh hay fellow brony! r u from le read it too? :DD
live long and love and tolerate! (\ xD
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>>9396670
anon

fucking DYEWTS bro
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So I didn't get that job, MLPG.

Please post horses to cheer me up
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>>9396578
3
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>>9396575
>The Picture of Everything was completed exactly four years later on July 28, 2010.
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>>9396695
I love everything about that episode.

Every second. Every frame of animation. Every word of dialogue.

Fuck it's so FUCKING PERFECT
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>>9396654

>no intelligence

But what fun is that?
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>>9396716
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f5_1307371703&comments=1

at least you're not this guy

turn up the volume and hear those bones snap
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>>9396695
>>9396709
Pegasi cutest race
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>>9396709
They're so white that rhythm dies within a three foot radius of them.
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>>9396722
But... awh...
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>>9396735
>drug dealer

At least he has a job!
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>>9396729
flying saucer confirmed for wanting to destroy pony society and enslave ponies
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>>9396716
>you will never get your horn drained by a Bonaconda
>you will never watch Anaconda and make snarky comments with your new snake waifu
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>>9396654
But...we like them because they are intelligent.
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>>9396715

Me too.
I just have a handful, all either about Braeburned or Nanaki.
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>>9396740
Is he ok?
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>>9396715
mine is almost all cum gifs
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>>9396716
she still loves you anon
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>>9396721
4
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>>9396654
frankly I'd like it if they were intelligent AND they wanted to be my pet
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>>9396770
>you will never finger a blue pony in front of her purple friend
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>>9396778
Mine are big dick gifs
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>>9396716
Oh don't feel to bad anon. Here, I like this one and hope you do too


If it makes you feel any better, I lost my job today, but I'm cool with it because it's only giving me greater opportunity
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>>9396772
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>>9396778
I have a bunch of beast gifs, I want to post the one of the mini mare creaming everywhere while a guy fucks it, that was a classic gif
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>>9396772
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>>9396794
How many of your friends want to be your pet so far?
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>>9396794
being a pet is essentially slavery to a sentient being though. I'd just feel wierd "owning" her. I might pet her and stuff, but otherwise its just wierd
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>>9396821
a few
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>>9396820
>>
*ulp* *ulp* *ulp*
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f0e1au1JwQc
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>>9396794
that's primetime dicksucking position
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>>9396828
Do you walk them on a leash in public?
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>>9396531
>>9396578
>>9396721
>>9396781
TOGETHER WE CAN RAISE THIS BARN 1 2 3 4
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>>9396781
Remove all references to Doctor Who and you have 5.
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>>9396794
>they were intelligent AND they wanted to be my pet

unf

my nigga
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>>9396735
>that sound of a metal pipe smashing a kneecap

god damn, that made me cringe
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>>9396844
of course not i don't want a human pet
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>>9396721
>>9396781
You were doing fine with 1 and 2 and then you when to the bottom of the ocean.
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Is 'bastard' even a swear?
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>>9396859
I've already pitched a tent
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>>9396625
Go back to the archives of Feb. '11, write down some names, look them up on fimfiction, then read their favorites.

Or remember their names.
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>>9396882
It's a rude word. Like hell.
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>>9396861
Also
>>9393314
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What makes worst pony so worst?
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>>9396888
how many of those people still come here?

how many did we lose just from the move to /mlp/?
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>>9396913
Her stupid hat and southern accent.
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>>9396575

>tfw trying to find a character you know you've seen on there
>tfw you fucking have to or else it's gonna bother you
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>>9396877
Man, you're a terrible friend.
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>>9396913
She's a slut.
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>>9396913
having no personality and a terrible accent
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>>9396770
>Twilight
>Intelligent
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>>9396913
Her borningness
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I would gently kiss and make tender, sweet love to this pony, and then snuggle up together for warmth and fall asleep
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>>9396913

Her shyness.
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>>9396928
It's like finding a lego piece.
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>>9396913
Her terrible fashion sense and twisty purple hair.
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>>9396944
I'm sorry anon, but you can't. That's my wife.
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MY LITTLE PONY

KISS A COYOTE
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>>9396888

>go back to the archives of feb 11

no pls

only pain dwells there
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>>9396913
She's a cocky cunt.
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>>9396952
You can't have married her, we've already celebrated our anniversary.
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>>9396913
I don't like how arrogant she is.
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>>9396953
WENT TO THE CIRCUS
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>>9396962
I like going back to read the fetish chats, though.
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>>9396952
>>9396979
my dad works for Hasbro so I officially married Twilight before anyone else could
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Is ther any good clopfics you'd recomend? I only finally got into reading and want more. Especially ones that deal with relatively vanilla human on pony
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>>9396913
She's unfunny and unlikeable.
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>>9396995
farted on purpose
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>>9396979
Anon pls, you're having delusions about my wife. Seek help.
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>Cute animal thread on /v/
>Live in military barracks and can't own anything other than a goldfish

I have never felt a feel like this
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>>9397007

Soarin x Femanon
http://pastebin.com/TrQT0KG2
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>>9397007
>vanilla
>human on pony
Get out
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>>9397006
YEAH WELL MY DAD IS LAUREN FAUST

I MARRIED TWILIGHT BEFORE SHE EVEN PITCHED HER TO HASBRO
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>>9396952
>>9396979
>>9397006
>>9397025
>>9397047

I've been married to Twilight Sparkle since before she changed her name. Back off.
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>>9397055
unf
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>>9397060

SPARKY! NOOO!!!
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>>9397025
The mere fact that you seem to believe that my wife is yours speaks to serious mental lapses on your part.
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>>9397007
http://clopfic.heroku.com/
find them yourself
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>>9397055
Lauren save us! Come back Lauren! Come back!
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>>9397060
I remember this .gif.

That's pretty evil to do that to a little dog.
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>>9396989
>Humanized unicorns trying to get things done without magic
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>>9397038
>Male pony on female human
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It's a very rare occurrence when I actually use the report function
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>>9397038
Femanon doesn't get nearly enough dick.
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H-how big is your p-penis?
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>>9397103

but it wouldn't be evil to do it to a naked mole rat?
check your puppy privileges K-9 loving scum!
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>>9397112
Not so rare that you use the shitpost function though, huh?
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>>9397129
Wanna find out?
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>>9397088
I will fight you anon
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>>9397030
I'm honestly surprised you can have a goldfish
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>>9397129

4.5 inches fully erect
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>>9397103
"Pretty evil" its downright sadistic. I only hope that fucker dies in a fire himself.
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>>9397129
Yes
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>>9397116

Femanon deserves all the stallion dicks, one or two at a time.
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>>9397007
Sour Candy
Drop the (B)Ass, 40 oz bounce
On her feet all day
Girl's Night
Forbidden Fruit
Miss Me?
Ready? Set? Suck!
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>>9397129
Ask Bon Bon.
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>>9397060

fake
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>>9397130
It's pretty evil to burn any living thing to death.
Except in war.

Beautiful flammenwerfer.
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>>9397060
how the fuck did I manage to post this one by accident
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>tfw no femanon x fempony
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>>9397155
Whoa that's big
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>>9397163
forbidden fruit disappointed me
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>>9397129
6"x6"
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>>9397129
oh my
is little mint horse curious?
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>>9397129
Big enough to party....
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How big is a pony penis compared to a human penis. Would pony find pleasure from yours?
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>>9397150
You want to go
>>
The best fic ever is Rarity's Generous Plan.
Scrub status: Told
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>>9397172
you shut your goddamn mouth
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>>9397129
I'm average...
What's worse is that I'm a grower...
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>>9397208
yes
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>>9397208
how big is pony compared to human?
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>Skull Girls general panicing for the soon to end drive to meet the new tier in a few hours when it expires
>trying to get as many Japanese people to donate
>mane 6 thing all ready happened
>pony show soon to air dubed in Japan


Coincidence?!

Of course
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>>9397007
I don't do human on pony, but go look up darf. He's actually a skilled writer who has no qualms with being filthy as hell.

Dude even copied my writing style whole-fucking-sale. It's pretty impressive.
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>>9397129
5.5, it'd be 6+ if I lost body fat

Pretty average, but I'm the only one that sees it and I stay diamond hard with no issue, so I'm happy with it. Might get one of those vacuum pumps.
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>>9397214
I bet in private Bonbon is all over that.
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>>9397199
>x6"
unf
I wish I was thicker
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>>9397208
full sized horses on earth can be pleasured to orgasm from an average male human penis

if you scale down the horse the average male human penis only gets bigger in comparison
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>>9397190

Gross

Femanon x Stallion is much better
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>>9397188
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>>9397248
In private, you big dummy, in PRIVATE!
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>>9397129

5" long
6" around
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>>9397248
all over m-me?
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>>9397255
ew I don't like dicks
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>>9397253
Not a full size mare, it's very difficult to make them orgasm unless you've been teasing them a lot beforehand or they're extremely aroused. A shetland pony sized horse will cum from the average human penis, though.
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>>9397248
>>9397273
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>>9397223

>tfw shrinkage makes it look like someone glued an acorn cap to your crotch
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>>9397226
I'm almost average for a pony
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Pony should sing classical music
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>>9397287
You didn't actually disagree with him.
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>>9397296
I think that might just be because you're fat.
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To the guy who requested tea parties this morning, I'm sorry. Shit got in the way, and once I started, things got a bit more complex than I'd imagined. excuses excuses

So here's what I've got so far. It's not much; I just wanted you to know that I'm not ignoring it.
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>>9397182

Anyone have that screencap?
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>>9397310

nope ;_;
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>>9397060
I didn't get pissed at all over that guy getting his legs broken by a pipe, but I cannot even watch that gif fully before getting pissed off
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>>9397304
C C C C D C C A A A B A C C C
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>>9397314
how come nobody draws tea parties when I request them?
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>>9397226
if pone is 3.5 feet tall, how long is it?
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>>9397333

peta scum
>>
So, you can add an extra inch to length or girth, or shoot huge loads any time consistently. Which one do you choose?

I'd have to go with 1" to length
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>>9397288
You guys don't think Bonbon is dicking around, do ya?
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Good night MLPG
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>>9397336
Would you watch 22 minutes of a ponies having a tea party?
A full movie?
An all day tea party extravaganza?
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>>9397129
Ain't it weird that all these people give answers that are so much closer to the standard average than people do in real life... shows you how big a liar everyone is.
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>>9397321
What screencap?
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>>9397333
I actually meant to post one of the misnamed ones where it was just a gif of a puppy in a box, I fucked it up. That's highly ironic.
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>>9397364
No but I would like to be in one with them
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>>9397300
>I'm larger than the average pony

>>9397357
Easily girth
All the thicker guys in here have me down
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>>9397364
yes, of course
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>>9397364
Funny enough, there's really only been one tea party in this whole series

And it had a fuckign bear in it!
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>>9397384

Where that image comes from. A thread on /k/ I think that starts with "this is a flammenwerfer it werfs flammen"
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>>9397129
what is the actual average? I get answers from 5 to almost 7.
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>>9397401
>I'm larger than the average pony
So am I.
Too bad they're NOT REAL FAGET.
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>>9397410
5.5
it varies from country to country
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>>9397370
People generally add an inch or two. I don't care, I'm dead center in the average zone, and I won't ever touch a woman, so I'm satisfied. I was just thinking how shitty it would be to not be able to cum, you're fucked on both fronts.
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>>9397410
5 is average
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>>9397410
About 5.3-5.8
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>>9397410
I'd say 6

Quite a few clinical studies have come with smaller figures though
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would you sacrifice a human life to save a pony life
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>>9397410
around 5,I feel like every time I read men's health magazines the number gets smaller
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>>9397410
a question I never hear is

what is the average vagina depth
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>>9397454
maybe
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>>9397410
That's the average range. On the internet, you'll hear all kinds of assholes claiming bullshit to make them feel better about their penis size (or worse still, their race's penis size) but ignore the noise.

Penis size to women is like breast size to men. Sure, you probably prefer bigger because it's nicer to look at, but when you're in the middle of fucking, you couldn't care any less about it.
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>>9397427
>>9397430
>>9397438
MAKE UP YOUR MINDS!!!!!
I'm anywhere from .7 to 1.5 inches bigger than average
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>>9397452
That is not a pony.
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>>9397454
Depends who the human is.
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I'm having one of those nights mlpg. Post something to cheer me up?
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>>9397466
All the nerve endings are in the first 3-4 inches, supposedly. I think women prefer being eaten out to sex anyways.
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>>9397466
That's because vaginas can stretch quite a bit.
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would you sacrifice hitler's life to save sombra's life
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>>9397484
clone hitler
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>>9397485
HERE'S A PONY IN A SWEATER

ENJOY IT
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>>9397454
I'd gladly sacrifice all human life for free
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>>9397485
do funny horse cheer you up?
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>>9397484
Really? The pony matters not?
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>>9397495
Oh, well sure then.

Goodbye Hitler 2.0.
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>caring about your penis size when you will never touch a woman
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I'm having one of those nights mlpg. Post Rainbow Dash's ass to cheer me up.
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>>9397494
>>9397495
You guys sure do like to talk about Hitler
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>>9397516
Pretty sure pony is a lot more innocent than human.
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>>9397519
what if it was human hitler and pony hitler?
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>>9397526
My boyfriend likes my penis just fine how it is.
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>>9397544
pony is just as innocent as human
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>>9397543
Maybe you're Hitler.
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>>9397548
brae?
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>>9397519
But he's a just a clone! He didn't ask to be born! He is innocent!
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>>9397526
Well guys are more preoccupied with dicks

So it makes sense for us fags to care
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>>9397485
Lookit how cute these bats are!
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>>9397543
he's an inspiration to artists everywhere, and our artists definitely are in need of encouragement
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>>9397497

pone should not sweater, it is dangerous
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>>9397557
>human
>as innocent as pony
ohoho you slay me
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>>9397526
Well yeah, because pony will touch it
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>>9397564
No.
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>>9397577
>Wow! You're just like Hitler!
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>>9397540
how's this
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>>9397581
But I aint never not done not no nothing to not nonbody!
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>>9397526
But, Anon, I have touched a woman. A chubby woman, but a woman nonetheless.
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>>9397584
I hope so. I'm clinging on to the unrealistic hope that mind uploading will be perfected before I die, so I can live in virtual reality, among my pony harem, experiencing sexual pleasure in such sheer amounts that my brain can't process it all
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>>9397481

It's close enough.
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>>9397581
>Implying Celestia doesn't have rampant imperialism

She had the ponies go in, kick out a nations ruler claiing their people where opressed by him, and then go on to install a puppet ruler that answers to her. I wouldn't be surprised if she takes over some tropical islands to help the flim flam brothers and their fruit companies
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>>9397622

did you finger bang her husband hole?
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>You'll never a trappy, lithe guy with a big dick
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>>9397597
I never really liked this one actually
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>you will never boop makerpony and her sister
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>>9397654
>trap
Good. I don't want to look like a faggot.
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>>9397622
A girl would cheerfully say hi to me in the hallway all the time in highschool and my first year of college, never really talked to her, she was in a few classes of mine. Don't know if she felt sorry for me or was actually interested, anyways, that's as far as I got.
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>>9397678
>her sister
what?
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>>9397060
I can't take myself seriously anymore when I get angry because I think of edgy flutterfags and spiritual zealotry and as a result I have become more relaxed and easily exert control over my emotions but I would break that kid's limbs, twist off his ears and lips, pluck his eyelids, claw his heart out and shit in the cavity
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>>9397648
>Its a literal banana republic


What would be the species that lives there? Apes? Or little monkeys?
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>>9397654
I want to trade my auschwitz mode body, blue eyes, blonde hair, and fair skin to somebody with a bearmode body, i have no use for this one
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>>9397697
whoever is good at picking bananas. The rest won
t survive long enough to matter
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>>9397694
Setting a dog on fire is a shitty thing to do, but he's probably a kid with a fucked up life. I'd still kick the shit out of him, but not torture him. You might be sick.
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>>9397700
I'll take it
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>>9397622
Did ya snuggle her?

was she warm and soft?
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>>9397653
Yeah, I did.

>>9397654
C'mon, Anon, I went the whole day without feeling! Why did you have to go and make me feel now?
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>>9397505
I know that feel
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>>9397709
Oh sorry, I thought we were world building, but you're being serious
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>>9397454
MLPG

Would you sacrifice your own life to save your least favorite pony?
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Do you ever imagine that your computer's audio is playing somewhere in time and space when you unplug your headphones, even if it isn't playing there and now?
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>>9397723
Shit nigga Twilight mad as hell.
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>>9397722
I did. She was warm. It felt nice. Shame I broke ties with her when I found out she was a slut.
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>>9397736
probably gorillas or monkeys. I can't really think of any horse-like creatures in the tropical new world
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I found this portrait of rarity at a bar
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>>9397654
>my auschwitz mode body
>auschwitz
so you're invisible? implying the holohoax happened
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>>9397454
I would kill an entire family to live a quiet life out in the country with Twilight
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Is 7.5" big enough to be impressive?
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>>9397784
>How come you never tell us how you really got here anon!
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>>9397682
Neither, she's just being friendly
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>>9397776
>75$
WHOA
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how long is your easter weekend MLPG?

6 days here
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>>9397776

Is that her unborn twin trying to claw it's way out of her back?
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I guess it was time to answer Anon's crazy question...
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>>9397782
got marfan syndrome, my weight is normal, but it all collects in my gut and thighs, my arms still say the size of an 11 year old girl's
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>>9397784
.....how big a family?
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>>9397776
>>9397806
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>>9397795
yeah, actually
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>>9397795
That's pretty fucking big. Anything over 6.5" is big, over 7.5" is scary to most women
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>>9397795
Girls can only take so much and hitting the cervix hurts for a good number of them.
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>>9397773
Aw man sorry for your loss, have one of my chubby ponies.
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>>9397689

http://mlpg.co/art/res/1685.html#q1731

BCS trying to start something. I think she is cute.
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>>9397795

7.5" of what?
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>>9397654
>You will never a trappy, lithe stallion with a big horsedick
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>>9397849

bcs pls
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If you married a pony where would your wedding be held?
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>>9397851
Horn, obviously.

What you don't think the posters here are so pathetic to be talking about that other thing like this were /soc/ do you?
Oh anon.
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>>9397803
That's what I thought. It was kinda unusual though, she kept it up for a long time, years, I saw her at a funeral about 8 months ago and she caught me off guard as I was leaving. Probably just a friendly person.
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>>9397795
>Rarity takes your measurements
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>>9397851
Toblerone
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>>9397851
of pony
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>>9397840
Neat, too bad I'm uninterested in sex.

I was already pretty indifferent before coming here, but holy shit did you guys turn me off from it.
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>>9397840
>solid 8.
...shit.
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>>9397776
>Rarity has anons children
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>>9397864
The orchard.
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>>9397864

Detroit
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>>9397847
I appreciate it, man.
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>>9397822
10 people
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>>9397864
In secret, for obvious reasons
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>>9397849
Didn't she link to the sub on her twitter?

That's not a very good idea.
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>>9397873
>to make a pretty shiny colored cockwarmer just for you
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>>9397864
A forest
Probably not the Everfree though, unless we could liberate the castle ruins first
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>>9397864
international waters
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>>9397864
A quiet place out in the country, maybe near a pond or lake.
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>>9397897
Only the people currently in the house or you track them all down on a cross-country trip?
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>>9397880
so you're telling me you wouldn't let me suck it?
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>>9397917
I'd track them across the globe if it meant I was guaranteed to live with my waifu forever. I'd even strangle each one to death by hand, no guns or knives, no pussy shit.
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>>9397873
MLPG

Is it normal that, you know, when Rarity is measuring your for an outfit and uh....she does the....you know, the inseam....is it normal if theres.....poking, with her hron?
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>>9397873
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>>9397950
I'd let Rarity inseaminate me
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>>9397864

>marrying
>not living and dying a pure virgin
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>>9397940
I admire your dedication
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8===============D<~~~
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>>9397950
She's a professional, relax and let her walk you through it.
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>>9397897
Details

Are kids involved? What kind of neighborhood am I looking at? Is there a dog or something?

C'mon man, if I'm going to bump of a family I nee to know these things!
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>>9397891

My nigga.
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>>9397784
I'd become the next Brevik if it meant I could marry Twilight. I'm serious.
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>>9397974
They said marrying, not having sex
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>>9397966

where's the rest of it where she "corrects" it?
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>>9397966
>not posting the whole thing
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>>9397990
Whatever you're told to do. If it's a shitty apartment building in the ghetto, you do it. If it's in a luxury gated community with an extended family, you do it.
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>>9397925
Not gay.
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>>9397966
Typical Rarity. All about the size of the wave, and not the motion of the ocean.
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>>9398021

Marriage leads to impure temptations of the flesh though.
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>>9398015
She's my wife, you can't marry her.
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>>9398056
>impure
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>>9397997
Mac didn't visit much after Blue was adopted. And when madame Foster died, the whole house started to go to ruins.
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>>9397982
Woah anon, that's pretty fuckin crazy, how do you do that? You must be some kind of artist or something to be able to assemble the characters like that.
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>>9398023
>>9398029
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>>9398021

Marriage is just licensed sex.

For the longest time it wasn't even a churchly institution.
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>>9397997

We should all take over a large chunk of the Detroit suburbs and start an MLPG compound.
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>>9398033
Alright. One last job, but then I'm out of the business, understood?

I just want to live a nice life with my pony. No more of this messy business.
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>>9398069
Anon you're still suffering from your illness

Stop talking about my wife like she's yours
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>>9398080

thanks anon!~
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>>9398083
Why in the Detroit suburbs?
Why not a beautiful place out in the countryside where we can have land and privacy?
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Pony just wants sex sometimes, why can't she have it with you?
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>>9398033
>newly married couple with a dog that barely fits the criteria for a family
No doubt
>Big ass family with a living great grandmother with 3 children and there kids each have 5 kids and 7 dogs
Fuck that I quit
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>>9398080
I always get that itch of curiously when some one posts a portion of a comic and not the whole thing.
Even if I've seen it before, I need to see the whole thing now.
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>>9398082
What if your marriage lisence expires? My television one already did.
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>>9398105

Better loot.
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>>9398080

This is sexier than it has any right to be.
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>>9398113
Ew gross
I'm not gonna fuck a pony
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>>9398015
So am I, dead serious. I fooled around with explosives all the time in high school, made organic peroxides and nearly blew my hand off. Shit's pretty easy, the hard part is getting ahold of a lot of AN like Brevik did, he bought it under the guise of a farm, you can't do shit like that in the US without raging huge red flags.

I'd probably go with ANFO like Brevik did, rent a big U-Haul, put the drums in there, buy a shitload of oxyacetylene tanks and stick them in there too, then park it in the driveway, and blow the shit out of the whole street.
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>>9398125
but you can't keep horses in the city
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Hey MLPG, you know whats the best way to get two poniesfrom having sex with each other?

Mareage!
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>>9398069
I'll kill you too. Whats another one among 85 for peace of mind? I'll finally be at rest.
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>>9398141

Just ride the natives.
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>>9398113
Because I'm not married to her.
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>>9398158
gross, you can't horsefuck a negro
that doesn't make any sense at all
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>>9398140
I didn't even hear about Breivik blowing him anything up
thought he just shot some niggas
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>>9398140
So another WTC boxtruck, easy as piss. You can still get large quantities of AN though. Hard, but not impossible.
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>>9398148
not if I kill you first
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>>9398141

Nigga, we secede from the union.
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>>9398083

It's actually not uncommon for houses in suburban Detroit to be sold by the city for $1. I've always wondered how easy it would be o slowly purchase as much land as possible, and what you could do with it all.
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>>9398170
He blew up a truck bomb.
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>>9398181
We'll see if you can.
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>>9398144
FUCK YOU
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>>9397864
Well, it was a royal affair, so Twilight married me in Canterlot. It was a hectic business; it seemed like the entire principality showed up and when the juggling went awry I had to help put out the fires.

The second ceremony was a much more private, quiet function. Twilight's mom is actually very humorous in person, you should have heard some of the jokes she made that night.
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I bet Dash accidentally eats bugs all the time while flying and Fluttershy finds it horrifying.
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>>9398088
>But little did Anon know that things werent what they seemed
>coming this summer, a story of betryal, murder and redemption
>One anon's fight for his pony love as the whole world tries to bring him down
>Hold your Horses
>Rated PG 13
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>>9398080

I want to be sexually humiliated by Rarity.
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How long does it take to get a story verified on FIMFiction?
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>>9398113
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>>9398210
Stop having delusions about my wife
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>>9398199
>Feets don't fail me now!
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>>9398220
>sexually humiliated
>not sexually enhanced
>not both ___ ___
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>>9398217
I bet dash locks lips with her and forces half eats bugs down her throat
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>>9398239
Anon, you're unwell.
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>>9398256
haha
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>>9398199
Ya know, I would also shit myself if I saw something that basically looks like some long spined hairy fin with painted on eyes turn towards me without any idea of what it actually is.
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>>9398179
Yeah, you could always buy it in small quantities at larger cost and with more labor involved, or steal it from an agricultural supply place. Mcveigh did pretty much the exact same thing brevik did, it's kinda scary how easy it is for someone to do something like that.

I'd be scared as fuck driving around with the charge in there.
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>>9398243
giraffes dont have feet and neither do pony
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>tfw nobody in here would kill you over your waifu

enjoy being dead, faggots
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>>9398275
They do though
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>>9398256
anon pls I just ate
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>>9398187

SUBURBAN MLPG COMPOUND!

We invite /diy/, /k/, /ck/, and /co/
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>>9398276
What if it was all a sick joke and you killed all those people for nothing?
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>>9398258
no anon, I'm afraid you're the one that is unwell. I would stay and argue with you, but twilight wants me to get off the computer now.
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Would you help your wife in the kitchen?
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>>9398210
>A princess, marrying such a commoner! Good heavens!
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>>9398276
>tfw no wafiu
>tfw you'd be happy just to be a pretty pony in Equestria and let everything else happen naturally
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>>9398312
I would buy her jewelry to keep up her morale.
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>>9398312

If by kitchen you mean kitchen

Maybe.
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>>9398309

i never said i was gonna kill anyone
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How many people would you kill if it meant you got to go to Equestria? Like, what's your upper limit?
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>>9398299
>inviting /co/
I'm glad to see the wounds have healed
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>>9398275
Ponies have feet. Like, about four

They are LITTLE ponies, after all!
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>>9398330

>not just settling for being an ugly pony.
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>>9398345
All of them.
They'll die eventually anyway, i'm just speeding up the process.
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>>9398345

0
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>>9398310
Anonymous, you clearly don't even know Twilight, and you just posted the proof.
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>>9398345

As many as I could get my hands or instruments on before I'm taken down.
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>>9398346
There were wounds? I thought we were sad to go.
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>>9398361

>implying i'm going to die
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>>9398309
at least you took an exciting chance, and even if it didn't work out your life is now very different
to me that would be valuable
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>>9398312
>work as a baker
>waifu the shit out of Pinkie

Who would be helping who?
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>>9398350
Quest when?
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How many dicks would you suck to go to Equestria?

What's your upper limit?
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>>9398299
/k/ would just kick everyone out, build a murdercube, and go grocery-shopping in a BTR.
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>tfw horsefuckers join forces to wage Jihad and ascend to Equestria to live in pure happiness and joy with their waifus until the end of time
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>>9398309
At least I will live forever in valhalla.
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>>9398312
>Not lovingly making huge, well prepared and delicious meals for your pony eveyday


Whats the problem? You don't actually love your pony or something?

It's not like you have a job or anything and can't spend the day cooking
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>>9398403
Several, but I don't really know the answer to that
There's no limit if they're marshmallow horsedicks
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>>9398345
I'd open fire in a crowed Pottery Barn if it meant I got to go to Equestria and murder my waifu's boyfriend
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>>9398361
How would you kill everyone?
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>>9398396
>gg will never make more of this
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>>9398380
>your life is now very different
prison certainly is very different from my current life

can't say it's the good kind of different though
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>>9398403
all of them, as long as I still get to live a long, healthy life in equestria.
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>>9398345
I've got about 700 rounds of ammo left, and how many people do you think you could stab before the cops show up?

I'm gonna go with 'as many as I possibly can'.
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>>9398430

No these are big gross salty hairy human dicks.
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>>9398403

As many as it would take i would do it even if it didn't get me to equestria
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>>9398402
Friday


:Probably
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>>9398437
Frozen candy pony semen.
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>>9398403
Can't I just kill someone instead?
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>>9398433

>crowded pottery barn

So like, 3 people?
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>>9398446
what time on friday probably?
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>>9398345
I would prefer to leave enough for humanity to rebuild, but I'll wipe them out if I'm able and it is absolutely necessary
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HOW PINK ARE YE?
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>>9398438

One day, GG will finish all the series he's left unfinished.
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>>9398488

I'm pretty pink on the inside.
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>>9398467
That's right, every single potteryfag is getting taken down on my mad pursuit of Ponytopia
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What if lucky star intro but with ponies
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I can't stop watching this shit
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xtC5S_tza4
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>>9398494
His work finished, he will wake up in Celestia's Matrix Room.

She turns him into a human.
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scary thing is I wouldn't put it past some of you
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>>9398488
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>>9398523
>math

>math ever
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>>9398488
Pink isn't a real color.
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>>9398468
10 or 11 EST, most likely
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>>9398488
I'm so pink, I ate a box of cereal this morning

with strawberry milk
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>>9398531

GG having to work with clumsy hooves would explain the... simple nature of his drawings.
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I'm going to go take my little pony for a walk.
You anons better not suck any dicks while I'm gone!
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>>9398559
why so late?
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>>9398549
>Derpy in Math
>>
would you detonate yourself in a crowd for 72 waifus
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>>9398549
>not liking glorious math
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>>9398586
Guys! He's gone, let's suck his ponies' dicks!
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>>9398586
fucking fascists
you're lucky I've got too much social anxiety to go out and do it for reals!
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>>9398586

Can we at least put them in our cunnies?
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>>9398604
>having more than 1 waifu
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>>9398462
This.

I can help you kill someone.
Maybe we'll both go to Equestria then.

If not then I'll kill you.
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I want to be magically edged by Twilight while she laps at my frenulum and head, keeping me right at the very edge of climax until she thinks I've had enough.
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>>9398604
Are they different Waifu's or all the same?
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>>9398594
People said I was too early doing it at 10
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>>9398604

No way man, do you know how fucking disappointed Superman will be if I meet him in limbo after I explode?
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>>9398406

>implying they wouldn't just get food from meals on wheels
>every week "the new guy" wonders why there are so many burnt out vehicles scattered on the front lawn/minefield, all of which look just like his work van
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>>9398604
i dont like these questions
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>>9398630

I just want to put my dick in a warm, wet, and loving hole at this point.

a hairy one isn't too bad either
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Tell me why, I got a C as my mid-term grade in English 102 and I failed three exams.
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Would you be a nice, respectable person to go to Equestria?
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>>9398630
I want human Celestia to keep me as her little pony pet and dress me up in adorable outfits
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>>9398649
that's rather forward of you Mrs. Sparkle
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>>9398638
IS THIS A PUN
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>>9398649
I want a raisin cookie
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>>9398667
>Tell me why
AIN'T NOTHING BUT A HEART-ACHE
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>>9398639
just kill him too and you get another dozen
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>>9398677
After all she's been through? You're a monster!
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>>9398670

Sure, I'd be in Equestria immediately.
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>>9398670
But I'm already a nice, respectable person. Why aren't I there already?
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>>9398670
For how long?
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>>9398667
Because you spend too much time ponying and not enough time studying
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>>9398698
>>9398701
Because that's not the secret to getting into Equestria.
>>
EVERYDAY GONE IS ANOTHER DAY TO NO HORSE!
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>>9398670
I guess I'll try.
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>>9398701
Maybe you aren't and you just think you are?
>>
fart fart fart faaaart
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Guys what if Tess already discovered how to get to Equestria?

What if Rarity is measuring his butt right now?
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>>9398745
>Tess used MLPG to fuck their waifus
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>>9398732
I say I am hoping that, if I say it enough, I'll start believing it.
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>>9398664
I think I seriously would fuck a real pony mare if it was clean. I want to feel what it's like to be inside something alive, warm, winking and throbbing around you. It must feel fucking incredible, that squelch noise they make when they're sopping wet and they wink, or the marecream they ooze, it's all too much.
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>>9398670
Do I have to STAY that way if I go there?
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>>9398586
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>>9398773
I don't know why you would, ponies are fucking assholes on the show.
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>>9398790
that can't be good for anyone
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>>9398773
>implying the ponies would like you if you weren't nice
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>>9398676

No. the regulars on the sub kept showing up late past then and I would end up giving up when no one showed up after the first hour
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Still no family.
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>>9398790

Why is she so angry
>>
FORGET WHAT THEY SAID IN SOHO
LEAVE THE OH-NO'S OUT
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>>9398771
Disgusting.

I'd rather live as an obstinate.
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>>9398816
Anonymous asked her politely to stop.
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>>9398816
she's an alicorn now and her larger body means that dick isn't as satisfying anymore
>>
DAILY DOSE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vH0nP4NzS9M
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>>9398834
>>9398834
>>9398834
>>9398834
The new horse is here to save you all.



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