Old thread: >>9374019Topic: Discuss the probable lineage of the princesses.
watching the ships roll inand i watch them roll away again
>>9376743OkayFirst there was Princess Celest and she was eternal the end.
WHERE IS THE STORYTIME
>>9376743It's a conspiracy.
>>9376718Thanks for the new thread!
First there was Celestia.And then she made who ever the fuck she wanted to make a princess a princess
I'm perplexed as to how the projected question never sees a solution. Though, I suppose tangents are natural.
>>9376778But there were ponies before Celest
Would you engage in french kisses with pone if pone was this big
>>9376800At that point you would be eating pone
>>9376791>the projected question never sees a solutionbut that's wrong, thread questions get answered all the time
Oh MLPG you so crazy
>>9376804What's with the comics and Twirity?
>>9376804YOU COULD'VE STOPPED THISYOU SHOULD'VE LISTENED
>this thread is in the archive>last thread isn'tWE'RE GOING TO LOSE ALL THE PONY
>>9376800that is much too small for a pony
>>9376804>MabelShe's not even a cute pony. I want my money back
>>9376785>destroying Dash's wings>Fanfics: The Comic
>>9376785Oh hey, I didn't notice Derpy the first time. NeatCan you see the silly pony, kids at home?
>>9376831Is just you projecting.
>>9376847Silly pony is silly
>>9376816Well I suppose these are answers>>9376778>>9376787
>>9376839>uh you too FluttershyI love how they treat Fluttershy in the comics
>>9376831Twirity is canon, anon.
>tfw you will never give your favorite pony a big mouthful of salt lick
>that fantastic, empty, liberated feeling after you drop a massive shitLiterally the best feeling in the world
>>9376856Well of course it's that but it's fun
Here you gohttp://imgur.com/a/bg0Pc
>>9376800I don't think I want to French anything that's brain is smaller then my tongueSo Pinkie is definitely out!
>>9376785>that Rainbow Dashoh man;-;
>>9376868>that hand holdingwhy are they so cute together mlpg
>>9376881THAT FUCKING FEEL
>>9376893>S1 Luna>comic is set post S2what
>>9376889Who is your favorite pony?
>>9376904The NMM forces returning weakened her again?
>>9376915So what this comic is telling meThe moon is evil and we should kill it!
In this episode of MLPG - "Comic General"!
>>9376906Celestia and LUna's parents confirmed.
>>9376927>dash face in the 4 panelRENBO DISH
>>9376876getting hounded all day long by mares trying to suck your dick would get old after a while
>>9376904>>9376921It's just an artist goof.
>>9376889Nigga I will cut you
>>9376904Maybe her hair just changes with the cycles of the moon?Huh, MLPG? HUH HOW ABOUT THAT? HUH!
>>9376947Stop that Twilight, it's inappropriate. I also think you might be breaking some of your bones
this isn't good at allIt's like Price's comic hit season 3.
>>9376976>ponies in charge of having bones
>>9376943We still at least like to dress up and pretend to be /co/
>>9376958That's a pretty big one if you ask me
>>9376965Dammit Dashwhy are you such a moron
>>9376979And that is all, I hope you enjoyed it.PDF: http://www.mediafire.com/?9xbfqgnf7xxzpbnEpub: http://www.mediafire.com/?4d4t1sdrc070jv3So what did you think?
>>9376979>winkOh boy, I can't wait to see this spammed.
>>9376991Because the comic is like the show.
>>9376947Why do I imagine twily being deformed as fucked?
>>9376965>>9376991Dash makes me think of Texas from Motorcity
>>9376978He's not doing the art though
>>9376998A little boring, but it's just setting things up so it's excusable.
>>9376998I loved it! I can't wait for the next issue.
>>9376976What if you were in Equestria and this happened all day long with every mare in town? Sexual harassment is no joke.
>>937699825 pages, eh?thanks for the storytime, it's now safely in my external harddrive
>>9377006I bet Twilight's like one of those girls with two vaginas.
>>9376991>Implying that an elargment ray and flying to the moon is a bad ideaNigga fuck you
>>9377022Right. It's like he left, like Lauren left, and now the comic is at season 3.
>>9377034Don't do that.
>>9376979That is probably the cutest outfit Pinkie has ever worn
>>9377034It looks nice, I hope no one ruins it
>>9377024Yeah it's a little slow action wise, but I like the character interaction a lot more than in the first arc. Plus all that color porn.
>>9377034I wonder what would happen if a street gang one day found one of their stamps painted over by Pinkie Pie smiling?
>>9377043But the time machine idea was so much better
>>9377048He and Cook will be back to do issues #9-12
>>9377055That'd get sprayed over in about a week.
>>9377034that lettering looks like horse cocks and balls.
I want NMM Rarity to engrave her name on the moon.
>>9377056Arc 1 colors > Arc 2 colors (so far)
Crackle what are you doing
>>9377065>(yay)I don't know how I'm supposed to imagine her saying a yay in parentheses
>>9377023Those are some sexy hips
Wow, that comic sure is some FF8 tier shitor FF4
>>9377051Can anyone give me one good reason why we SHOULDN'T blow up the moon?
>>9377073>the highest form of autism
>>9377064>tfw you get the shit beat out of you by a bunch of Mexicans for painting over their tags
>>9377092It would doom us all?
>>9377090Needs more time kompression
>>9377092Aside from the massive destruction that would result from the falling debris, I'm pretty sure a lot of things would get fucked up if we didn't have the moon.
It would be neat if they some how got the VAs to read the comics.
>>9376965>you will never shoot Dash with an enlarging ray
>>9377064You'd get the shit kicked out of you by a bunch of black people who will repeatedly tell you that Rarity is the best pony.
>>9377090EXDEATHHES AN EVIL TREE
>>9377054It's a nice, subtle reference, too.
>>9377092Eternal day burns out crops.Debris would likely crash into Earth.
>>9377090Too bad it couldn't be more like 10Then that way we could get John Dimaggio!
>>9376945>>9376947Oh for fuck's sake, 4chan X.
>>9377117>implying I'm not currently amassing a fortune to get Tabs to read Rarity's Micro Series issue in her voice
>>9377103This is what you nigga get for not cruising together with your crew. But I guess that's how the Ponks roll. Alone.You know anon you could always join the Rararas. We stick together and clearly we chose the best pony.
>>9377118>you will never shoot DashThat must feel terrible.
>>9377054Pinkie is so cute in pig tails
>>9377130Is it friendly?
>>9377143>bronies band together and start taggingHeaven help us
>>9377119YOU DONE FUCKED UP NIGGA, PINKIE PIE A BITCH ASS HOE, IMA STOMP YO SHIT, RARITY FOR LIFE
>>9377149It is friendly but it does not know it's own strength.
>>9377149Humanity deems anything larger than us to be hostile until killed about 54 times.
As is per usual with comics. Most of the art turns to shit after a few arcs. In this case, the art turned to shit right after the first arc. The minis are even worse. How disappointing
>>9377149no its a giant cunt
>>9377103>>9377119I'm saying as if they just found it that way, not knowing who did it. How they would first react
>>9377137Twily confirmed for streetwalker.
>>9377129something to do with ocean tides
>>9377163>Black people like Rarity because she's a white girl
>>9377143>Pony gang warsI always loved that idea
>>9377181>he doesn't know about the sun
>>9377177>What the fuck is this gay ass shit?
>>9377171Artist change. Typical in a western comic. Fuck you.
>>9377181>implying the government isn't lying to us about tides
What ifThere was a spell that made impregnation possible via anal
>>9377130>The Giant Dash gently picks up her new friends>"I...am not....a cunt.">Staring Vin Diesel
>>9377171>The art is shitNigga fuck you it's great.
>>9377208>costarring the rock and other wahed-up actors
>>9377203mpreg is a terrible fetish
>>9377206she's black under that gray hair, you know
>>9377186>autistic flutterfags actually shoot people for saying bad things about her
>>9377219Why is is terrible? I thought it was pretty vanilla.
>>9377171The art seems fine.
>>9377203that's where Tootsie Flute came from
>>9377223Holy hell, that's fucking great
>>9377226not really they are pink under their coats, you know
>>9377186Why not pony gangbang wars
>>9377203Souds like a real pain in the ass to me
>>9377182That's not true.I like Rarity for a lot of other reasons.Her color scheme is nice, though
>>9377220What are you doing Rainbow Dash?
>>9376876Twilight wouldn't let a drop go to waste, can't have her library getting messy.
>>9377250It really doesn't clear up all that shit.
>>9377256She's trying to get you on a date.
>>9377246some are, most are black
>>9377186>pony gang wars>shipping naval battleslove it
>>9377223>I wish to focus on an enemy that is further away than usual>Let me place the gun in the center of my chest really quick
>>9377256not going on a date with that loser that's for sure
>>9377262not really, you know
>>9377220what if Rainbow Dash lewdly winked at you from across the room
>>9377272What small wings
>>9377250you funny manI still boop you first though
>>9377246DYEPCPinkie's a dark pink.Dash is navy blueTwilight is a deep violetRarity is an ashy grayFluttershy's a muddied yellowand AJ is a deep orange, almost brown.
>>9377279you're going to need to be more specific
>>9377223i dont see it.
>>9377186>Rarifags dye their hair purple and have stupid looking pompadours >they always wear leather jackets, each with a different picture of Rarity on the back
>>9377272but I have fingers
>>9377271Your eyes are on your chest?
>>9377283But what a large ass.
>>9377223>mfw I couldn't tell if this was Planetside 2 or Battlefield
>>9377288I don't give a fuck about your fanon
>>9377305I fucking hate you.
>>9377269>Come home>strange package on the door step with a note attached>Yo nigga this is a gift from Rarity and her gang cause she's so goddamn generous>Boom goes the anon
>>9377268>They said I was best pony>Then they raped me for six hours straight>And all I got was this shitty balloon and noisemaker
>>9377305I am going to admit, I almost threw up a little.
>>9377301No, but if I put the stock against my chest I can look down the scope, right?That's how normal people shoot guns
>>9377272I would cum all over that plump blue bottom
>>9377305I saw this when it aired. It wasn't that gross then, and it isn't that gross now.
>>9377269>shipping naval battlesNow that's something I can get behind>The USS Applejack battleship surrounded by smaller faster Rarity speedboats/cruisers
>>9377317>>9377325really?I've masturbated to this a few times.
>>9377318>Dye explodes out of the box>stains your shirt polka dot and your pants in stripes
>>9377346>The Crack-ship flotilla
>>9377318>implying they'd stoop that low>implying it wouldn't just be a box with a bedazzled sweater insideRarity fans don't have the balls to send someone a bomb.
>>9377353>Pinkie's Pie's... I should have known...
How many ponies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two.One to hold the latterAnd Rarity to do the screwing!
>>9377298>taking shit about pompadoursNigga get the fuck out.
>>9377346>CVN-92 PANKAH PAH launches a ton of F-14's that drop party bombs on all of them
>>9377345Where's the rest of the comic with the Scootaloo's note?
>>9377345I want to see Scoots let her abusive boyfriend do things to her while she doesn't resist because she hates herself so much
>>9377384I can't let this post go by without noting that I would like it very much if this line of discussion continued.
>>9377370Best one so far, keep it up, son.
>>9377384that's some fanon I can get behindin fact, that sounds like a good reason they call him Rumble
>>9377269What would be some good gang names?
>>9377373I just wanted to see if I could get the archive to see the last thread.
>>9377377I don't have them saved, sorry.
>Rarity gang drivethru's consiste of them shotting boxes with fashionable clothes from an air canon>Pinkie gang throws pies>Twilight gang throws books while this song plays at max volume http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlKL_EpnSp8>Dash gang just goes fast >AJ gang shoosts with apple and apple related products>FS gang stop, and give you a pet since they would hurt them if they threw them at you
Which pony likes double penetration the most?
>>9377409>The Open Books
>>9377085Slightly more quietly and very quickly.Kinda like how the CMC do it sometimes.
>>9377369If it was from the Pinkie Pies, it would've been a cream pie to the faceColor clashing a dude is classic Rararas
>>9377425All of themare you suprised?
>>9377441Fluttershy probably doesn't
>>9377425Gonna have to say Rarity
>>9377452You're right.She likes triple penetration
>>9377425Rainbow DashCause she's a DOUBLE RAINBOW!
>>9377452but she loves being humiliated and degraded
>>9377466No that's Pinkie, because there's a part inside and everybody's invitedFS's just into S&M
>>9377491My headcanon will always be that FS is the most vanilla. To her even the most basic things are scary.
>half of the tumblrs I follow pimping out Skullgirls Kickstarter left and right>it's past 4 times the intended goal, heading towards five>The Reward kickstarter isn't even halfway
>tfw you will never go to an electronic music festival with RD
>>9377513>you have to keep reassuring her that it's not going to hurt, and you'll be very gentle.>you're doing it missionary-style.
>>9377490Yeah but one dick at a timenot say it doesn't happen but I don't think she'd like it
>>9377525The more you hate it, the stronger it will grow.
>>9377513That's why she's into S&M.At first she's M. Then later when she gets real excited she gets real S.
I dreamt that Twilight wanted to watch me jerk off for research on humans, then I came about a quart, and woke up feeling ashamed and annoyed that it ended so soon
>>9377528Dash probably has the worst taste in music in general, but she's a fan of guys like Hendrix and heavy guitar themed rock at least.
>>9377539>I have to hate The Reward for it to succeedN-no...
So why are the Nightmares focusing on Rarity the most?
>>9377531One dick at a timeAnd anotherAnd anotherAnd anotherAnd anotherAnd anotherAnd another...
>>9377529Once shes used to it, I bet it'd be some of the best, most passionate and heartfelt sex ever.I should try and write something like that sometime.
>>9377529>promise her you'll pull out>cum in her anywaysshe's just setting herself up for that, come on
>>9377490I need fapfics about this.
>>9377556>implying she doesn't synchronize her flight moves with the hooks or drops of whatever she's listening
>>9377571she is the most rapeable
>>9377513>>9377529Why am I imagining this with Dash?Why does it make it better?
>>9377539I don't hate it so much as I don't understand the popularity
>>9377529>She incredibly nervous and keeps asking if you are wearing protection>You're just sitting snuggly on the couch together
>>9377599Because she acts boyish and loud to hide her insecurities about herself.
>>9377605It's probbaly the Mane 6 offer.
>>9377599Why not degrade both simultaneously?They would even occasionally look over at eachother and catch eachother's glances, making them feel even more ashamed as they lay on the bed, lightly tied up and panting.
>>9377599I want to lick her sensitive feet and listen to her squeal while she squirms, trying to get away
>>9377619It blasted past the intended goal the first day before the Mane 6 offer was even a thing
>>9377571Luna said that the Nightmares know about the mane six. They know they are friends. They know they have the EoH that can defeat themSo if you have a group that can transform their friendship in a weapon that kills you so hard it retroactively kills are your ancestors how do you cripple it? Kidnapping the one who's biggest fear is disappointing her mentor, the one who's biggest fear is failing her family or the one who's biggest fear is loosing the friendship of the other members of the group?The main enemy is their friendship so of course you kidnap the one who cares about the friendship the most. Not only you cripple them the most like this but there's also another thing. The one that cares about frindship the most will be the most motivated one to save her friends.Too bad all of them are as motivated to save their friends as Rarity would be.
>>9377635Yeah seriously, SG is crazy popular on its own
>>9377605people getting rallied up because anime and the main 6 thing. 90% of the people donating won't play it for more than a week.
>>9377582>She breaks down crying and tries to push you off>All the trust she had in you is broken forever
>>9377658I don't like this ending
>>9377631kicky little legs?why does this phrase sound so incredibly pedophilic?
>>9377640This doesn't make much sense since Dash is the element of Loyalty, thus she should've been the one affected.
>tfw no trap fapfics
>>9377658>She should kick you out of her house and never want to see you>but that would be mean>so she kicks herself out of her own house and moves with AJ
>>9377664It's your own damn fault
Humble request.If you guys are gonna ERP, can you please hold it in the old horse? It's near the top of page 6, so it won't fall off for a while.Thanks.
>>9377658>implying I wouldn't act like I was concerned and claim it was an accident
>>9377491>>9377513Are you sure she isn't a freak in bed?
>>9377674You can have nightmares about anything. They only took Rarity because at the time she was having the worst one.
>>9377674Dash is loyal to her friends but her biggest nightmare, her biggest fear wasn't loosing her friend and failing them, it was not being able to fly and as a consequence not being able to join the Wondrbolts.Rarity cares about their friendship more than Dash nut that doesn't mean Dash isn't more loyal to her friends than Rarity.
>>9377690I can respect a politely-phrased request which gives weight to the frustrations involved in posting in an autosaging thread.I'll be in the old horse if anybody needs me.
Pinkie Pie loves throbbing vacuum pumped cocks and obscenely large loads
>>9377675>tfw no Scootatrap/ Rumble fapfic
>>9377712>>9377640So what you are saying isMabel is the source of all evil and must be destroyed!
>>9377664It can get worse. You can already see the string of events playing out in your head.
>>9377658Why'd you blow it?
>>9377664It can get worse. You can already see the string of events playing out in your head.And a dark part of you wants to go down that road.
>>9377706How is loosing your friends worse that not being to do what you love the most and having your childhood dreams shattered.Also this isn't the only Nightmare they had. This was happening for some time. they know all their other nightmares.
>>9377675Why would you write a fanfic about a music genre?>"Suddenly, Baauer decided to take Wacka Flocka Flame by the hand"
>you will never be Wesker stuck in Equestria
>>9377729What is it with you and source of all evil that must be destroyed?
>>9377731Oh Carlos you so fahnny.
>>9377731Get a load of this guy
>>9377770I have father issues
>>9377776>>9377778God bless we didn't got the quints
>>9377778I didn't see it comin' to be honest.
>>9377792Like a cream pie to the face
>>9377722Young rumble/scoots discovering each other's bodies would be pretty cute/pedo, like a mutual masturbation thing, with one or both not knowing what it is
>>9377787So he's the source of all evil for you. Did you destroyed him?
>>9377778>>9377792>>9377809________come on guys
>>9377821>not Iron Man judges you silently
>>9377821Eww no, thats gay
>>9377821You've gotten your fill?
>>9377814If I did then what would be the issue, smart guy
>>9377812>rumble telling her about how it feels good when he touches himself, then showing herthat's kinda unf
>>9377821Oh dont be so stuffy
So was the "movie in april" all a clever ruse, is it seriously 6-7 months till new horse?
>>9377821you guys bust me up
>>9377850We won't really know until SDCC for new horse.
Slutty trap erp
>>9377812I don't even know who you would ask for this.....strange request.
>>9377850There was never really a movie in April. We knew that there's a possible movie coming but I don't know where the April thing came from.Also whatever it is it wasn't on the Hub's Upfront so it won't air on the Hub
>>9377812I want to talk about other fillies.
>>9377850This pic is making me imagine the episode of the Simpsons where Marge teaches a prisoner art classes>"He's not fit for general population. Look, he painted a unicorn in space! How does it breath?!"
Shrek is drek
>>9377897Dinky, Sweetie, AB, Pip.
>you will never mate with the sun
>>9377896That was a great exchange.>What's it breathin'?>Air?>Ain't no air in space!>There's an air 'n space museum!
>>9377812How about some crushing, older Scootaloo stuff instead?
>>9377941>Dinky and PipWhere you going with this, anon?
>>9377941>DinkyShe has fuck all to talk about though.
>>9377951Pip's small, cute dick.
>>9377950>google the quote>find the name of the episode>youtube search "pokey mom">get thishttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yDXcAyCiFlQLoiro wuz here.
>>9377962I'm not familiar with that ship.
>>9377957I always thought that should make me feel, but it just doesn't. I don't know if it's just the writing or the idea, but that story struck me as bland.
Why is most brony music EDM?
>>9377962Isn't that a small ship or something? I know I read a pretty good fic on it, but it was ages ago
>>9378002because is stupid and not related to the show at all? I feel you.
>>9378002Some writers just fucking suck, Anon.
>>9378004You mean pony music.Because it's popular at the moment
>>9377981What about his balls and asshole?
I need something good to fap at. Preferably something with Rarity
>>9377957She's a hooker, but it's just boring vanilla sex? No deepthroating and rimming?
>>9378045Go read that manor fic.
>>9378042He at least has Flitter and Cloudchaser, ever if they never really interacted.
>>9378056I guess she never got her cutie mark in soliciting sex.
>>9378061No he hasn't. We just made up that relationship. It's the same as Octavia and Vinyl
>>9378058I'd apply some oils to that plump butt and slowly slide along her lips and into her anus
>>9378020When has anything written had anything to do with the show?
>>9378057The rape one? no thanks>>9378058Works for me
>>9378058>human genitalsNo sir I dont like it
>>9378058What an assalso we can see her but in that picture!
Last reminder of the night!http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/
>>9378090I'll be doing thattonightin my dreams.you jelly?
>>9378131UhDidn't mean to post that pic.
>>9378021Maybe my perspective is skewed as a guy who dabbles in writing mediocre pony tales.But I think you're right.>>9378020Even an abstract concept should be written in a way that can make the reader at least briefly feel something, show related or not.
>>9378105It's kind of funny how I've come to prefer anatomically correct horses over human parts on pone
>>9378087Still more than Dinky.
>>9378058Dammit anon, I can't gap right now.But thank you.
>>9378140>Second Life.Anon...I don't honestly know what you expected when you were clicking this video...And decided to link it here, but that looks normal.For Second life.
>fat pony thread deleted
>>9378021I thought it was okay for what it was.
>>9377603HOW DO I UNLOCK OTHER CHARACTERS BESIDES RARITY
>>9378190Sorry Dash, but your kind isn't allowed on the board apparently.Go to a gym.
>>9378162We can think of something.
>>9378190Ass General is kind of like fat pony thread
>>9378196It was shit.Wanna know why? It wasn't green.
>>9378211Are you saying we should...write something for Dinky?W-what about that little colt that worked at the paper?
>>9378212it's not the sameI prefer bellies to buttsand how is that and the milky way general not deleted?
How nice would it be to climb into a cozy best under warm wool blankets with Pinkie Pie nonsexually and snuggle up together while its freezing rain outside and you both just had a big satisfying meal and drinks to keep you warm and help you both sleep?
Okay, I have a couple of minutes to draw somethingQuick, name three background ponies
>>9378190>>9378231It's because some retard was posting tits with full on nipples.
>>9378261Carrot Top, Derpy, and Dinky.
>>9378261Derpy Derpy and Derpy
>>9378261Lily, Barking Mad, Doctor Pony
>>9378261Derpy, Lyra, Fluttershy
>>9378216It was more a lack of trying to convey emotion, for me.It was a weirdly empty feeling form of wish fulfillment. Like someone wrote it for kinky sex, but forgot to add any personalities, emotions, or kink.It's just weird, vapid, paid sex.Perhaps, in a way, its more like actually dealing with a hooker than I thought about. Still kind of sucks, though.
>>9378261RUMBLEAND THE TWIINS
>>9378230It's the first time I see Dinky x Pipsqueak, but I think it's really cute. Can we do that?
>>9378264>liking YifferFoxSome people just can't be helped.
>>9378211Like what?>>9378230Well she apparently is shipped with Pip for some reason
>>9378315That's old stuff, she is now shipped with Rumble.
>>9378258Very nice.I'd give up the remainder of my life for a moment like that, right now.
>>9378312so what is it?
Oh who am I kidding, even if pony was real they wouldn't like me. There's nothing good about me
>>9378061>He at least has Flitter and Cloudchaser, ever if they never really interacted>Rumble is Thunderlane's little brother>The Twins interact with Thunderlane>Rumble is standing nearby when this is shownIt's not a whole lot, but it's something to go on; I still think it's reasonable enough to assume there'd be a connection between Rumble and the Twins.
>>9378298>MLPG doesn't do fanfiction, idiot.https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/BPVsXdxTAH
>>9378312>Isabelle.That's too cute, yo.
>>9378324Any reason for that? Never heard of it before seeing that porn gif
>>9378324FUCK OFF FAGGOT, SCOOTALOO HAS RUMBLE!I WILL SCREAM AND FLAIL MY GIRLISH ARMS AT YOU!
>>9378336>tfw no cute pegasus twin babysitters to suck you dry
>>9378261Carrot Top, Berry Punch, and that one blue Apple family pony
>>9378352>pornNo, I'm talking about a fan animation on youtube.
>>9378298>fanfiction is something to be annoyed by
>>9378312>Hur we need to dox Rose.>That will make her like us again!>And by doing that creepy as fuck shit, make Jessy like us again too!>This plan is flawless!>We will get MLPG contributors back!>We just need to act as much like /b/ as possible!
>>9378261DRAW THEM WITH TAILBOWS!
>>9378355http://mlpg.co/v/res/31.htmlAlso I could only read that filename as Rorschach.
>>9378375No, PinkieI am sad and you are not real and thats all there is to it
>>9378372Well what was it about?
>>9378366Stop giving me ideas. I don't have time to write all these ideas.
>>9378389Something about winter.
>>9377605It's a solid fighter that got fucked over by its publishers.What's not to understand?
>>9378343I never said you didn't.
>>9378334>tfw you wouldnt deserve any of the attention they gave you
>>9378311>>9378311You can try to find a cute yet kinda old fic of those 2.
>>9378379>fanfiction is something to be proud of.
>>9378336They could not give a fuck about him since he's a little kid. It really could go both ways. It's alost nothing.Fuck Thunderlane interacted more with that Twilight recolor Blossomfort whatever
>>9378387Rorschach is the best character known to man.
>>9377525>Skullgirls more popular then The Reward.no justice...
>>9378343Looks like you're as good at putting words in people's mouth as you are at putting words together to make stories.
>>9378408D'aww that's cute.
>>9378382white knight more, moralfaggo the fuck back to shmeddit
>>9378230>Inky Colt>that voice>that alien-looking faceHe'll never have a girlfriend.
>>9378408The superior ship
>>9378408I want some hot chocolate now. Fuck you Dinky. I should be the one with Rumble. He should bye me hot chocolate not you
>>9378408Was it about that blind OC pony or some shit?That video was dumb, lame, and not emotional at all...
>>9378366I wish they would compliment me on my supplement enhanced load
>>9378450BG pony with no personality X diferent colored BG pony with no personality will always be best ship
DIRECT DOWNLOAD BECAUSE THAT FUCKIGN STORYTIME ATTENTION WHORE ALWAYS WHORING FOR ATTENTION:http://www.xtraxtreme.com/shared/My%20Little%20Pony%20-%20Friendship%20Is%20Magic/Books/Comic/5/YP-EPUB-COMIC05.epub
>>9378454>Scootaloo's Abuela makes hot chocolate>She adds chili powder to it
>>9378408Well is it out or something? Curious as to how this thing even began
>>9378472Wut? He posted it here >>9376998
>>9378472TOO XTREME FOR ME
>>9378478the project is dead unfortunately
>>9378473WELP FUCK THAT TOO. I'M BREAKING UP WITH SCOOT NOW.I wonder if Rarity makes good hot chocolate for Sweetie...
>time taken on the scooter: 2.5 hours>time taken on both characters: 15 minutesForgive me for my unsanicness, anon.
>>9378490After he whored for all the attention.He could post it first.Fuck off
>>9378421It's perfectly possible, true.But I like what we came up with more. Cute, innocent, >feely stuff is nice.
>>9378460>"Holy Celestia, its everywhere!">"...Hey, Flitter. What do you think it'd feel like...inside?"
YEAH, I'LL GRAVITATE TOWARDS YOUOR YOU'LL MISS ME WHEN I'M GONE'CAUSE THINGS ARE GETTING CREEPY IN THIS SLEEPY STATE OF OREGON
>>9378469ExactlyIt's like stacking two cardboard boxes in the corner so they don't take up as much space, and you can keep them around in case you might need them
Is it possible that my strong, constant desire to snuggle nonsexualy with a cartoon pony is my innate sense of intimate loneliness asserting itself through a different medium and giving my problem a kind of tangible idea for me to obsess over? Or it is that Pinkie Pie is just too cute?
>>9378472>ALL CAPS SENTENCE ABOUT ATTENTION WHORING BY BEING A BIGGER ATTENTION WHOREPlease write a book on your logic, it amazes me.
>>9378509Well that defeats the purpose of a storytime don't you think?
>>9378472>>9378509You are the worst poster
>>9378403Do it. There's barely any /ss/ in this fandom that isn't about Spike.
>>9378334What are you doing to better yourself in a way that will make your pony waifu happy?
>>9378503Pretty cute, though Pinkie's eyes seem weird.
>>9378525Could you write all of that again but replace Pinkie Pie with Celestia so I can post Freud?
>>9378403>tfw no older brother to spy on and see what game he and the babysitters are playing in his room
I want to be buried in a pile of chubby pones
How can I stop being in love with this purple horse?
>>9378551>shirts too tightFuck I love that, shame its anthro
>>9378549>tfw the older brother and no younger siblings
>>9378569Wait a minute.
>>9378548Celestia is nice and since she is bigger there would be more to love and would be good for snuggling, so to speak, but the pink one is my favorite and she's all I really want
>Vinyl's eyes are red in the comicPandering bullshit
>>9378551Well that's true but it would help a lot more if you posted a drawing that wasn't complete shit.
>>9378571I didn't know it was related to that one.
>>9378580Something doesn't add up.
>>9378418Pirates For A Day?
>>9378582Aren't Vinyl's eyes red in the cartoon?
>>9378582It's not pandering if they their getting money out of it.
>>9378562If its real love, you don't.Until you find the human equivalent, and you compromise.
>>9378596In the one shot of her at the wedding, they're the same color as her glasses. Which are pretty similiar to Dash's.
>>9378591>Something doesn't add up.Like the amount of words in his nurse fic HEYO
>>9378551This picture would be so much better if she was drenched in sweat.
>>9378593I... think? Was a long time since I read it. It was 3 chapters from what I remember
>>9378603>no wingsI'll wait for the 3.0 version
>>9378603>includes brushable manelel
>>9378615Got a screenshot?
>>9378509Holy shit, hateanon, ever since you chased off the contributors you kinda lost your touch.Just calling anyone who does anything here an attentionwhore...Really?
>>9378603Surprised there's not a new wing attachment shoop to this pic.
>>9378596>>9378582They're more of a Magenta color
>>9378517>Turns out, they're allergic to human semen>they spend the next day puffed up like baloons
>>9378571That video was stupid....was it supposed to make me feel something? B-because it f-failed...Fucking allergies....
>>9378627Ponies can't be drenched in sweat all the time
>>9378628Oh. 'Eternity' has 3 chapters.
>>9378702That's probably the one. Felt kinda tryhardish, but it was cute.
>>9378637I'm a lazy faggot and it's harder to find that on Youtube than I thought.http://images.wikia.com/mlp/images/c/c6/DJ_Pon-3_removes_her_shades_S2E26.png
Day 383/26/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,536 (Running Total: 248,092)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 28,475 (Running Total: 1,059,118)Rarity comic was pretty decent. Archived hiccuped again, lost a thread to the abyss.Normal otherwise.
>>9378683How terribly amusing.
>>9378735Leth text me again pls.
What did you catch her in the middle of?
>>9378737Would you sneak it in their food every so often?To 'Try to acclimate their bodies'?
>>9378747She is fading away into thin air
I should let you know now MLPGYou can't make me mad
>>9378734I see it now. I was too lazy to youtube it on the off chance the episode was down/jewed by hasbro.
Hey, you. Yeah, you. C'mere, hang for a fewWanna cig?
>>9378759MLPG.co got a pony and FiMchan didn't.
>>9378747She was going to surprise me with a pie for after dinner. I caught her in the process of making it.It's apple pie.
>>9378759Oh I can, trust me.
>>9378747Eatin a pear.
>>9378779Also the IRC has one too.
>>9378774Only if you tell me where your mouth is.
>>9378779Since when do we have a sub pone?
>>9378747Writing in a journal. It's about apples.
>>9378799Celestia took it away for a week because I kept cussing
>>9378779mlpg isnt really affiliated with fimchan anymore
>>9378779Why would FiMchan get a pone?
>>9378806I wouldn't say affiliated, just never used for some reason.
>>9378753If by acclimate, you mean get them hooked
>>9378779Why would that upset me? All I see is a cute pony representing a site >>9378787I sincerely doubt that
>>9378801Since some niggers decided to make one two days ago or something. I dunno.
>>9378822fimfiction should have a Digital Certificate Pone since that the first fucking thing I see whenever I go there.
>>9376998>So what did you think?I think you are attention whoring faggot who think he is contributing by dumping someone's else work and who being fed well here.
>>9378825I would by lying if I didn't call you my nigga.
>>9378838where is dash when you need her?
>>9378811It is a careless mistake. They're not going to remake the entire god damn show in a couple of months without telling anyone and having press releases and driving up attention with the original cartoon just to make their own.Although if they wanted to make make their own version in a few years I'd watch it...
>>9378303>RUMBLE>AND THE TWINSI was going to do a completely coloured picture and everything but I can't do proper pone anatomy right nowI'll redo it and work on it tomorrow, sorry;;
>>9378877Dash get it together. How will I know if the things I'm responding to are bait or not?
Comic on IMGUR as an album for easy reading/access:http://imgur.com/a/1i5tIhttp://imgur.com/a/1i5tI
>>9378898Whoa thank yuo for doing my request!
>>9378898It's still pretty cute, mang.fuckin jenga how does it work
>>9378898Oh godmy heartI can't
>>9378805How are you talking?
>>9378898does the loser have to submit to the winners sexually?
>>9378910>Easy, don't respond to it.
>>9378838Tell me, Hateanon, how long till you hate yourself for chasing away all the contributors?You took out jessy, Rose, rch, and Ross.Who now? Just some dude who gives us a comic? Really?
>>9378957Jessy, RCH, and Ross are still around. Rose is questionable.
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>>9378968Shut up...I wish he chased off Ross...
>>9378952>winnersAnon, you're suggesting that the twins will win. What if little rumble wins? what then?
>>9378957Hateanon isn't the only one who tries to stop RossIt's everybody else.
>>9378982I know this is an /sp/ maymay, but what the fuck man?
>>9378957I'm more enamored than anything.I have my own hate anon now swoon~
>>9379011RCHgoogly when pls.
>>9379011RCH, please. You aren't supposed to like this.
So meaty and juicy
>S1 Luna>Pretty wingsBest comic
what if the one hateanon really hates the mostis himself
>>9379029>>9379035Not him, sorry.
>>9379046What if hateanon was really Mr. Hate?
>>9379037Beggin' for a piece of that bubble
>>9379048Your ceaseless shitposting does nothing.
>>9379029That actually wasn't me...But I have an update in... I just forgot my supplies at the store today.
>>9379094I'm still waiting for a proper Rumble.Flitter/CC /ss/ fic.
>>9379097post apples face
>>9379044The princesses are so horsey and adorable in this comic. Luna is best horse.
>>9379125How did you know my update, you MINDWIZARD!?
Your fingersWeaved through Pinkie Pie's soft, warm manesleeping together. Happy. Safe. Content. Non sexually
>>9379123I just want more Rumble Flitter/CC cutefics. Cosmo is ded.
>>9379127>Giant googly eyesRCH, YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO!
>>9379159>pinkie>sleepinghow is such a thing possible
>>9379143what? anon told me you had his photo last night and I still havent seen it
>>9379159the unreachable dream
>>9379127Someone put these on a real horse
>>9379179I can't confirm or deny nothing until the update...
Hey Brae, did you find that hat?
>>9379164Well that too of course.Or maybe a cute Rumble/Flitter fapfic.Where Flitter is sad about not getting accepted into the WA and Rumble, being the only one there, tries to console her. And then one thing leads to the other and there you go.
>>9379180>pinkie pie isnt realWhat does life have to offer me?
>>9379205when is this update happeningpeople have been dangling apples face in my face for far too long
Is age-swapping a thing?
>>9379224No, that's stupid.
>>9379127I can't tell if these ones are larger or not...http://www.amazon.com/Christmas-Tree-Googly-Eyes-Ornament/dp/B0099AKCH8/ref=sr_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1364361740&sr=8-5&keywords=giant+googly+eyes
>>9379224Eh.I'm just interested in cutefics.
Which horse do you think you could get to suck your cock? No Lyra, that's too easy,
>>9379264>6" diameter>>9379127>7" diameter
>>9379159Your fingersRunning up and down Pinkie's warm, doughy hipsEntangled together. Sweating. Clashing. Exhilarated. Submerged in passion.
>>9379252AJ wouldn't call her sister a bitch
>>9379276Probably most of themPonies don't have genitals and like salt
>>9379164>>9379224I'd rather see a fic about what kinds of stuff they did during that week - like taking Rumble to school, making sure he's in bed on time, and maybe going to see a movie or to the park/zoo/something.I like thinking Flitter didn't want to go to Wonderbolt Training, but sent in an application because CC pushed her to. She's still a little sad they rejected her, but she'd rather spend a week with Rumble anywa.
>>9379236Hopefully tomorrow, sorry I had a mindfart and had your ask on my mind all day too.>>9379127I ordered those so hard.
>>9379230Nothing is free, Anon. We're going to have to make a pinkie pie.Alternatively, give it 50 years when AI, speech processing and augmented reality catch up to our fantasies.
>>9379076Oh-so sweet and succulent to
>>9379278Fuck I'm retarded.
>>9379284god damn it
>>9379276None of them.I both think they are too cute, wouldn;t want to impose on them and frankly dont want to have sex with a pony.
late night speed paint
>>9379275Well, it's not like the clop scene wouldn't get that much focusMaybe the happening its would be fast and instead focus on the after.
>>9379296>no gentialsBut Anon, that's wrong.
>>9379311Find someone who owns horses to let you stick them on them
>>9379312Chances are I'll be dead in the next 5, let alone 50
>>9379295She's VERY fond of that hat. Take it away and she's just not herself.
>BCS linking to the sub on her twitter
>>9379331MY ULTRA NIGGA.
>>9379284I take this as more of a sign of just how lonely I am. A lack of physical intimacy makes me crave touch from someone I enjoy. Seeing as I hate everything and most people that are real, Pinkie Pie is a wonderful choice.Fluttershy is okay too.
It really sucks how the Bioshock Infinite launch trailer shows that the big bad thing with wings is actually just a mechanical bird
>>9379342OrORWe don't put it in there at all?
>>9379337Neato, I like itMaybe could have the mane be a combination between her style and the wispy princess hair, but it's still cool
>>9379311I order you to post them on over your nipples.you know you're going to anyways.
>>9379369whatwho>twitterwhat the fuck.
>>9379301Alright fuck whatever idea I have this sounds better>>9379389Agreed.Just my /ss/ fetish talking,
>>9379381Yeah, I don't care much for people either. I like to be left alone.
>>9379331Would you buy your little pony socks and pajamas? Would you let her snuggle you at night in panties?Ponies trying to be sexual is the cutest thing.
>>9379393I can't decide between 1 and 2.
>>9379352In that case, you should make a tulpa. It's not like you were using all that sanity for something useful anyway.
>>93793932, with 2 gone everything else will even out.
>>9379431really? that's stupid.
>>9379392>you know you're going to anyways.>Implying i wasn't just going to tell Nathan to take his shirt off.>In person.
>>9379418Sure thats nice and all.But I simply cant ever bring myself to...you know, arrive at the situation. The most I'd ever do is a lot of warm snuggling under the covers with maybe MAYBE closed mouth kissing
>>9379448>Nathan>ShirtlessWell there goes my boner, hope you're happy.
>>9379470>my shit talk>your shit talkGo away
Watching JJ's stream, he's a nice guy
>>9379460What the ever loving fuck, why.
>>9379470Creepy is a pretty subjective term anon.Most people would consider any sexual content involving cartoon ponies creepy.
>>9379431>BCS mentions open commission slots>try to contact her last week>still no responsewelp
>>9379488No doubt but his art is so bland.
Hey mlpy what would you get if the psiss all suddenly starte posting on the sub?A ywllow submarine!
I'm suprised, there are only like 8 people there in his stream
>>9379504Go to bed scrubbles, you're drunk
>>9379491Exactly.So get rid of all of it.
>>9379488Ask him what's he's doing for Father's day.
>>9379418>Time for bed>go to room>find Fluttershy tangled up in a silk nightie>she wanted to surprise you>when you helo get her free, she dashes under the covers of the pet bed with a squeak
>>9379474Just be glad i have no clue where he lives.I am a little glad too.You don't need so see these moobs.
>>9379504I think you need to lie down.
>>9379489Do you really think people will give a shit?
>>9379461There's nothing sexual about kissing your pony good night as you snuggle close together on those cold winter nights. Your pony would never pressure you into something you didn't like.Although how would you feel when she starts dating some stallion? What if it was a zebra?
>>9379514Now I'm not my eyes are jsut tired I'm still cool to drivve
>>9379393having a hard time choosing between 2 and 41 and 3 don't bother me in the slightest
>>9379532I still don't like it.It's fucking twitter man, I'd rather have Hitler himself on the sub.
>>9379331Not even if the spa ponies wanted to give you a nice relaxing massage with some slow, skillful service at the end? You could close your eyes and pretend it's a human.
>>9379519Oh man that's adorable.
>>9379540I'd be happy that they found someone that makes them happy that way, because I know what its like to be without
>>9379552>implying Hitler isn't stearing this battle submarine to glorious victory.
>>93793932.Fuckin' 2, man.Everyone in here is in some bizarre Schrodinger's mindset of taking everything ultra-seriously and getting angry about it, and treating everything as a joke.We seriously HAVE to stop fucking responding to obvious shitbaiting and let people trying to pick fights over nothing wear themselves out samefagging.Just because "Love and Tolerate" was started as a sarcastic in-joke and got misappropriated by retarded neckbeards who just use it as a catchphrase to make themselves look more accepting than they are, doesn't mean some parts of it wouldn't benefit us as a group.
>>9379552Newsflash: anyone that visits won't care. Why? Because it's mostly dead
>>9379540I'd be relieved that the pony finally found something to keep her occupied rather than hit on meMight have had to have a serious talk with her if things continued
>worrying about the subthis is like when Poniator made that youtube vid with Marker pone in iteveryone spazzed out and she's still fine
>>9379559I'm not going to get off my stomach
I've lost 4 kilos in the last monthAre you proud of me, MLPG?I won't be alone if I lose more, right?Right?
>>9379532They probably won't - but honestly, having someone post it feels more like a violation of privacy, like someone leaving the door wide open, or putting a sign on the flywire that says "The Key is under the mat."
>>9379570You have a point.I'm feeling better already, thanks anon.
>>9379584True.And when Nanaki posted Marker Pony on his tumblr, it didn't get too bad.
>>9379566But she would start snuggling with someone else, Anon. She'd spend the night over at his house more and more until one day she tells you you can have the old cottage all to yourself if you'd like. She even suggested a few places to put flyers if you wanted another roommate.She's moving on without you. She's going to be happy. And you'll still be right here.
>>9379381We all get lonely, and most of us are going to stay that way.
>>9379552Who would Hitler's favorite pony be? I'm thinking Twilight Sparkle or Celestia.
>>9379592Why would you want disgusting 3DPD?Grats on losing weight though. But you should be losing it to make yourself feel good, not to get some cunt.
>>9379608Then I'm where I started, but now I have a cottage all to myselfI still win a little
I'm ponely....Lacking in physical intimacy with a pony.Specifically a blue pony
>>9379644Buy a dakimakura
>>9379592>tfw lost ~40, maybe even 50 lbs over the last year, just from eating better and occasionally getting outside/doing some manual labor.>tfw getting compliments from people I've known for years, saying I look better than I have in all the time they've known me.>tfw gone from a 50 inch waist to 46, and old clothes are actually too big for me now>tfw someone else can know how that feels tooI'm very proud of you, Anon. Keep eating right and getting exercise, and you'll do just fine.
>>9379644I just want to lightly kiss pone all over their face.That's not weird is it.
>>9379585They know all the right spots, massaging all the taut knots of muscle in your back and everywhere else. You'll probably lift off the table you'll be so hard. You might be ashamed, but you're inevitably going to be rock hard by the time they're almost done.
>>9379644>blue ugh, absolutely disgusting
>waifuing a quest OCDammit...
>>9379644She fell asleep waiting for you
>>9379692That is the best blue pone
>>9379699ah, theres my chippy
>>9379683I'm pretty sure the female audience of MLPG left way before we were put onto this containment board.That's why we have braeburn
>>9379679Honestly, with the way I work and my hard life style, that would be kinda nice. Not the sexual bits, but just the simple message would do wonders
>>9379707>texas fedoraHAHHHAA AHAH HA.
>>9379698She looks like Gravity FallsWhen does the next episode of that come out, anyway?
>>9379698but she's adorableand shortand wears tactical adventure socks
>>9379722>"Just lie still now, and try to relax.">"Breathe slowly.... slooooowly in... slooooowly out... very good...">"You can let your arms go.">"Mhm - just let them hang off the table like that.">"Let's work on that upper-back tension a little..."
>>9379715Maybe braeburn is a woman
>>9379707I am now going to refer to fedoras by their scientific name. It seems as if most bronies pefer the Fedora Trilby, instead of the traditional Fedora Fedora.
>>9379699Well, sleep with her.
MLPG I'm feeling pretty goodNext pony posted I will pretend to snuggle gently and lovingly
>>9379764Holy shit, we've found the elusive female creeper.Fascinating.
>>9379738Yeah those are the clingerThough I personal;y think that this renne is a bit too kid like in size for me.
>>9379791Why is Twilight dressed as pajama megaman?
>>9379809More importantly, why is she dressed as pajama megaman with a filter?
>>9379675>46-inch waistI mean yeah it's an improvement from fucking FIFTY but for fucks sake I feel fat as hell at 36
>>9379791oh hey you finished itnice
>>9379848Thanks to ElSlowmo as well for helping with the cleanup, once he did the cleanup it was really easy to colour and vector
>>9379793really?i just picture her as one of those extremely petite girlsthe kind you can hug almost hug around them twice and carry them around
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D0SesQ4ynFcwhat the hellthe italian intro sounds more anime than this
>>9379699This brings up a question I've always had in the back of my mind...How would the ponies appear if they managed to come to our physical plane? Could they somehow manage to keep their cartoony, 2-dimensional looks or would they change into more realistic 3D beings upon entering our domain? Or something entirely different? Same goes for the other direction too; our appearance when travelling there.
>>9379745Are hooves as good as hands? I sure could use a massage, wouldn't mind at all, my neck is always stiff from hunching over.
>>9379868>Beautiful uncombed weavy hairOh yes.>strong ethnic woman who don't need noTHis is good>Small build, a bit of pudgeGo on...>short shortsAlso good.>5'2", age 2410/10, would crush on
>>9376743Anyone have that thread archiver userscript handy?
I love pink pony and this will never change
>>9379903When you go your whole life with hooves you get pretty articulate with them. They would know just how to apply pressure with the dull front of their hoof or gently rock their entire hoof against the spot.
>>9379869>>9379764what do I get if I cum on cam, a commission?
>>9379940good on you brotherI love yellow pony
>>9379907that hair is the kicker for me10/10 would rustle and run fingers through
>>9379917Why are you posting that cap? There are multiple ones?https://derpibooru.org/tags/double+rainboom+drama
>>9379869sounds like a boss to me
>>9379993Hate to say it, but at least he has some morals left, if any at all.
>>9379993>tfw nanaki is a slutand just for 50$
>>9379869>tfw no creepy sexually deviant gf who draws horse sex pictures
>>9379968That pony is also good. I love that pony, but still prefer pink pony
>>9380022>tfw not this one either
>I should probably go to bed>Don't want to>End up staying up late far too long>Sleep in bed long time>I should probably get up>Dont want to>End up staying in bed too longI can never win
>>9379981I fucking love black wavy hair.
>>9380022Even sexually deviant, creeper girls want a guy with a healthy amount of social grace. They can actually pull someone that meets their standards.
>>9379869Is this stream saved somewhere?
>>9379989>dramawhy does disliking something have to be DRAMA
>>9379868>small girlsMy very favorite kind. I've always said I've wanted a GF who i could carry around on my shoulders. I don't know why, but I really, really like the idea.
>>9380098sound like a tryhard.
>>9380080Because the rest of fandom is angry becauseA. We're harsh, breaking down a project like this with such ruthlessnessB. We're right
doxy's FS thing is getting uped to e621 if anyone is itching for some fresh horse
>>9380098who doesn't love penises?
>>9380067everyone can get a gf, it just depends how low you're willing to sink. There's a reason women who live off disability due to some medical problem always have awkward beta boyfriends, they act as caregivers more than romantic partners. That's about as low as you can go.
>>9380131didn't someone say there was pissing in it? no fucking tanks
>>9380098So she's like a creepy obsessive neckbeard, but female.
>>9380099My nigga.I'm 6'2" myself. It'd be pretty easy to put someone that small on my back. Too bad I'm too socially retarded to ever talk to them.
>>9380144>go to livestream>first thing I do is look at related streams>someone is streaming the iron giantsee you guys later
>>9380166That fucking FS face
>>9380156>a foot taller than your wavy-haired awkward archaeologist gfhngg, luckyI'm only 5'10"
Does anyon here like Skullgirls?
>>9380156>6'6-7"Jesus, I'd tower over her.
>>9380166I hate everything about that picture.
>>9380166>That retarded proportions.Why has hateanon not chased him out yet? Do some good in MLPG.
>>9380181>>9380181Not only are small girls my favorite, size differences are my fetish. it also helps that I am 6'2" as well.
>>9380166>>9380179>They're very sensitive.
>>9380156>>9380200what the shitI'm surrounded by giants
>>9380181>>9380200There's some tall fuckers in here.I'm only 5'7.
>>9380179I don't get motorboating. I can't imagine the woman gets anything out of it.
>>9380099No, but apparently people want the mane6 to get their engine for free.$675,787 of the 725,000 needed. it's gone up at least $4000 within the last two hours.I'm rooting for them but providing no financial support.
I hate you MLPG
>>9380225It's silly and fun to doLike raspberries with titsAlso nestling yourself in cleavage is heavenly and sometimes girls like it when you pay attention to their tits
>>9380205but anon, you ARE the hateanon!
>>9380232Well I like you. And there's not a damn thing you can do about it.
>>9380212Funny story, when I was about 14, my mother's friends mistook me for being her boyfriend because of my height.It didn't help that my mother was about 5' 2" also.
>>9380225Well, it probably tickles and it's the playfulness of it that's probably enjoyable.
>>9380232You too, faggot.
has anyone seen this yet?offbeatr.com/project/going-classical-greek-mythology-collab-adult-artbook-58998173679
>>9380240y-y-your are lying, there is no way someone like you could love an ugly anon like me
>>9380236>BAWW HOW DARE YOU HATE ONE HIM!>IT'S HIS FETISH!He forces this shit down the general throat and is a massive, MASSIVE attention whore.
>>9380243I want to cuddle with Celestia in the privacy of the royal gardens and fall asleep under the warmth of her sun.
>>9380259huh, i don't remember saying that
>>9380259No he's not.
>>9380252>not poniesconfirmed for either failing or getting the entirety of its money goal by one or two donators.
>>9380266Anon.That sounds absolutely fantastic.
>>9380255Nathan, you're not that ugly when you shave your neckbeard and wear a sleeved shirt. And stay ten feet from the camera.And don't smile.You're more average than ugly. On good days.I think I should stop posting for a few minutes.
>>9380166I saved a lot of related pics
>>9380259He really doesn't. Ross, even though he's scaled back a bit, still does more than GR does. I haven't even seen GR write a single word lately. It's just>imageand that's it.
I want to pick up a tiny, petite Dash and lick her dainty feet
>>9380281So it's true thenMLPG really does care about one thing only.
>>9380283>tfw Nathan and Ross are better looking than you
>>9380274>>9380277He is the Ross of tits and you are just his whiteknights...I can't argue the facts with you at tthids point, you are all so brainwashed. "OH HE MAKES BOOBS BIG HE SI GUD!"
>>9380290>Axe>Is that like Lynx>Google it>It isHahahahaWhy are guys such idiots?
>>9380320Fluttershy you are a raging dyke.
>>9380315You're not very good at this.
>>9380308>art project>meta postingBut whatever. Continue on talking about ponies. And just ponies for another year.
>>9380315I still don't see how posting a new image every once in a few days without even talking about it is shoving it down our throats.
>>9380210Can you motorboat balls?
>>9380325Chill your dick and scroll down.
>>9380337only massive, musky ponyballs.
>>9380284Really? So did I!
>>9380335I think he meant the only thing mlpg cares about is meta posting
MLPG, why are you here, there are not going to be new episodes until october
>>9380282Her wispy tail and mane would make cuddling 70% more effective at calming you.I bet her coat would be constantly cozy and fluffy.
>>9380210>laying on the couch with Fluttershy>she lets you use her breasts as a pillow to lay your head on>She's soft and comfy and warm and you can hear her heartbeat>You're content to just lie there, enjoying each other's company
The best faps I've had have been to fics, but pony porn drawings do nothing for me. Now I regularly fantasize about Twilight magically edging me, I have no interest in humans anymore. MLPG destroyed me. Feels good as fuck though, I make no excuses.
>>9380349I fucking love that picture.
>>9380333>>9380324>>9380336>We better defend Ross, we lost jessy and rch.You have to defend Ross, of all posters?!Holy shit, MLPG is truly dead!WHO IS DEAD?!THE WICKED WITCH!
>>9380360oh god right in the fetish.
>>9380371MLPG taught me what a frenulum is, and that horses have orgasms
>>9380381Nobody's defending ross you autist.
>>9380370I mean reallyhttp://i.imgur.com/lU8YAsl.jpghttp://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2013/043/5/6/classical_nude_lesbians_by_buttercupsaiyan-d5ur9lx.jpghttp://th06.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2013/061/6/c/sphinx_sheet_by_buttercupsaiyan-d5wqm1x.png
>>9379559I would kill for a slow, sensual, teasing massage at the end of a hard day of work, I want that right now.
>>9380354She'd probably wrap her wings around you and cover your legs with her tail. She doesn't want a light summer breeze giving you a chill now.
>>9380399she was here yesterday
>>9380371Erotica is a wonderful thing
>>9380381This fucking guyHe's cracking me up
>>9380348Why do they have to be musky? Why can't they be clean, fresh-smelling ponyballs?
>>9380231That feel, I kinda wanted to play Skullgirls for PC, even if I just buttonmash.
>>9380363Please anon, you and I both know that sounds warm and cozy and nice.
>>9380410>implying that even clean they don't carry at least a hint of potent musk
>>9380349I can't help imagining the wobble you'd get out of those things
Still amazed that one person still tries to shit up MLPG even after all this time.Human pone.
>>9380433>iOK, forget it.
howdy gangwhat's the good word
>>9380385MLPG taut me that male pig semen will solidify to create a plug in a female and ensure that she gets pregnant
>>9380408Imagination is baller as fuck
>>9380439>And applejack's here to- oh wait she's not.
>>9380349>motorboat pone butt>right by her vagOh wowI bet they would love that actually
>>9380444waiting on you to post something assfaggot
>>9380294In all fairness, this isn't really pony.
>>9380428>twilights reactionmy sides
>>9380381>theory forming..."Bananas Foster."