it's going to be a while before we get a new episodeLet's all talk about how great Rainbow Dash is until thenold Dash: >>9357675
TIME FOR BEDGO TO SLEEP ANONYMOUS
How would you feel if FIM eventually became like PPG
>>9360396I only woke up a few hours ago!
does leth even come around anymore?
>tfw no season 4
>>9360405He posted the Hiatus log
>>9360406He looks different when he doesn't have a silverware drawer stuck embedded in his face.
>>9360404GO TO BED ANON
so why aren't you animatinghttp://www.brighthub.com/internet/web-development/articles/73998.aspx
>>9360396I'd sleep if this sickness didn't keep me in bed all day.
Too ded. Goodnight NMLPG.
>>9360427What the hell are you doing here
>>9360426YOU DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU'RE NOT MY DAD.
>>9360430That's a pretty rad stache.
>>9360432cuz we ded
>>9360229>Gilda takes a deep breath and closes her eyes>At this point you're already at half-mast and rising quick>"You smell like a workout," she mumbles drunkenly>You start considering how to cut this off before things get too awkward>Suddenly you jump - there's a wet sensation against your dick >You look down to see Gilda with her tongue pressed against the shaft>Not licking, just... sort of pressed against it>She doesn't look up at you, but finally pulls back a little>There's a long pause as you wonder what the hell just happened>But with a shrug, she looks up at you like nothing's out of the ordinary>"I don't get what the big deal is, it just tastes like skin. And sweat, a little."
>>9360461Goofed the password
>>9360459I say you're not a real boop
>>9360459I SAW THATYOU AIN'T FOOLING NOBODY
>>9360459you can tell by the way I use my boop, I'm a marker's man, no time to...uhhh, talk.
>>9360426I miss his streams, and he hasn't uploaded anything to youtube for months either. Even if he didn't do any of that shit I wish he was still contributing around here with the occasional bit of weird pony art.
>>9360460well have some newsthis thread isn't going to be about rainbow dash
>>9360464ah, I see. Carry on then.Have a pink horse.
Which pony is best for relaxation
>>9360474did you not read the spoiler?
>>9360470WANNA BET YOU FAGGOT?
dash fucking sucks, get a better favorite pony scrub.
>>9360469I'm sad his "Notes from a Wanderer" tumblr is gone.
>>9360487>he didn't read the spoiler
does the 3ds come with an animation appthis could influence my purchase of one i just need to know if does flipnote like dslite
She'd be one of those super phusy nerd girls....
>>9360500yes it does
>>9360501oh sweeti am definitely getting one. i saw some MLP flipnote stuff and i was like bawaaaa... and that other thing in the other thread,,,
>>9360510WHAT? WHAT DID YOU SAY? SPEAK UP ANON!
>>9360510WHAT? I CAN'T HEAR YOU, SPEAK UP.
>>9360510HEY PONYYOU'RE A FAGGOT
>>9360514>this niggaPlease tell me I'm being coaxed into a snafu
>>9360484hey, whaddaya know.
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/03/pony-animations-on-flipnote-hatena.htmllook at this shitlook at itthat doesnt look too hard
>>9360510WHY? DOESN'T SHE REALIZE THAT SLEEP=0PONE?
>>9360514I'll repeat it>this thread isn't going to be about rainbow dash
>>9360522stop giving him attention
>>9360523>smoking pls no, my waifu would never do something that disgusting
>>9360513well actually I kinda lied. Comes out this summer
>>9360454That's all, I guess.
>>9360522You are. He's /q/'s resident /b/read shitposter coming here for a visit.
oh god what
>>9360510how do you sell a deaf pony a frog?WANNA BUY A FROG?
>>9360532ohh ...then i'll wait until summer then huh. maybe they'll be cheaper...
Rainbow Dash is best Mane 6 so why not?
>>9360539>it is now, like it or leave pussif it is then why aren't you talking about her
best pony and you know it
>>9360531She's not actually smoking. It's licorice cane and she's chewing it.
>>9360555I am going to marry this pony.
>>9360547>Rarity gets a new horn.jpgnow i want to see an episode where Rarity transforms into a dragon.
>>9360558rarity smoking is kind of hotsomeone post that unfinished tess image
>>9360555nope, she's fucking ruined now. Everything is terrible
>>9360531It's not about disgusting. It would ruin her beauty. Maybe one puff at a fancy party at most.
>>9360558I fucking love these things.
>>9360561Not if I do first!
>>9360561you cant marry that pony because i am that ponyit's impossibleand i already wrote that guy a letter telling him i am divorcing him. i think he was so shocked he never replied back
>>9360454That's because she only tasted it once.
>>9360560>you dont need to talk about dash to post dashNIGGER WHATSTART TALKING ABOUT HOW FAST SHE ISIF YOU DON'T THEN YOU DON'T REALLY LOVE HER
>>9360569Rarity likes it because it looks like a horsecock.
>>9360585That's not very nice
>>9360587just go bitch about us on /q/ more so you can get shut down again. we all know that's how this ends.
>>9360596i can be niceare you hard
>>9360601>are you hardWell, now I am.
Would you relieve a pony's itch?
>>9360587>another dashfag pops in and doesn't even defend Rainbow Dash's HonorSo you're not going to talk about how heroic, loyal, and fast she is?Or how she saved her idols lives with a Sonic Rainboom?Wow, and I thought lunafags were worst.
>suddenly dashfagsUgh, please fucking go with your shite horse.
>>9360615you should draw
>>9360611I would happily scratch her ears.
>double flutterdash belly rubsThere was an attempt.png
>>9360611I would scritch and scritch and scritch.
>>9360627I want to rub them
>>9360622you should animate
Stop acknowledging his existence. He's the most dense person on the whole website.
>>9360627those aren't bellyrubs, those are sidepats.
>>9360627Dash looks kind of old.
>MLP General is nothing but inane shitposting>"Why won't contributors like Tex come back" ?
>>9360638christian side pats
>>9360644I love you, Dash.
>>9360643cut it out with the meta
can we be monstergirls for a minutewhat's your favorite sexy monster
Would you a mlpger while looking at horse porn?
>>9360643did you ever think we were just anonymous?you still like me even without my trip, right, anon?
>>9360652Sophie.or did you mean species? centaur.
>>9360652Corwin's new itchy butt thing is pretty hot.Why do so many of our drawfags have an affinity for statuesque women with ample figures?
>>9360658Well, fuck you, then.
>>9360663I don't think you'll find that to be a thing for drawfags, so much as it's a thing for, uh, most normal guys.
>>9360661what's a sophie
>>9360659>you still like me even without my trip, right, anon?But I don't know who you are.
>>9360671I was half expecting that to wind up being a Catdog kind of thing with Lyra.
>>9360650>metaWhat's up with Corwin? He's gone full furry porn artist.
I have more (You)s than you.
>>9360665that is my fetish this utymaa
>>9360683with Lyra being dragged along the ground, chin on hoof, contemplating shit
>>9360675u just haven't watched enough mlp yet. go watch moreor can you not cum from only looking at a woman's vagina do you need to see her face too? i just imagine rarity's gorgeous eyes
Scootaloo what are you doing don't wink at peopleShe'd crush you, anyway, do you have some masochistic crushing fetish
>>9360661>Not Latexy>Not naming her Fluttershy>Not giving her a horsecock and massive tits
>>9360690O that, I know that guy, I think. Fenoxo, right?http://corruptionofchampions.wikispaces.com/SophieHe's nice. I'll talk to him about it more, ha!
>>9360676No, I mean like really tall really "plump" girls. You know what I mean. Like what Apple draws with his monsters.Also, they're always monsters of some kind.
>>9360686>He's gone full furry porn artist.Yep.And I like it.
>>9360686He really has.And I'm glad. I like to see a drawfag corrupted.
>>9360716>If I throw a cutie mark on it, it's a pony fan art and not just some generic anime girl right?>RIGHT!?
>>9360716All that alpha makes it weird with imagehover on.
>>9360707dude, i haven't even bothered with Latexy. i'm busy fathering entire freakin' cities.
>>9360719>>9360717>>9360686Pls noIt's still so earlyWait until 8am pls
should i offer to do the sprites or cg art for corruption of champions someday?
>tfw you realize mewball's lyra is just fluttershy with lyra's appearance
>>9360719there's not enough humanized Zecora out there for us to afford to be picky. though she should have a mohawk, at least.
>>9360627Holy crapI love you anon
>>9360490It isn't gone, it just moved to a new address.Which of coruse I've forgotten.
>>9360730The way her right eye moves looks so odd.
Fluttershy is pest poni
>>9360686He's only drawn one full creature, anon.The fat milfs were human and Edith is mostly human.
>>9360749animation is usually done for speed, not looking good frame by frame http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=fSbXGsysAAk#t=222syou know what that song was about right??
>>9360755Edith is a shit.
I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash.
>>9360753>6 months agooh
>>9360759>Edith is a shit.I am imagining an angry Korean typing this.
what does hugging a pony feel like?
>>9360784>>9360784>what does hugging a pony feel like?Like a little girl.
>>9360788i don't know what a little girl feels like.
>>9360784Go to a farm and find out
>>9360784Horses make good huggers.
>>9360792>i don't know what a little girl feels like.Then you haven't lived.
>>9360796But anyone can do thatI want to know the feelin of wrapping my arms around an unsuspecting pastel colored mare.Her surprised expression only making me squeeze harder.She would then return the hug with fervor, and if she were a pegasus? An even better win hug.
>>9360788Nothing feels as good as hugging a little girl.
>>9360800yo dat horse is copin a feel lel
>>9360822>You will never grouphug poneI want to go to sleep and never wake up.
>>9360822I-I can't stop playing this GIF.
>>9360822Ponies hugging poniesNot hugging you
>>9360804>Her surprised expression only making me squeeze harder.Would you squeeze pone this hard?
>>9360829>you will never sleep with a bunch of qt 3.14 fillies>they will never fight each other over who gets to sleep in your arms
He really has come a long way...
>>9360822Pony legs are too damn stretchy.
How sensitive would you be
>>9360837Just kill me please.
>>9360847Looks like LMJ's stuff.
>>9360842Like hell, that second drawing doesn't look like a pony at all!
>>9360858Is that all you see?
>>9360837>Implying fillies aren't small enough to all three be held in my arms.Also, I'd be naked.And they'd be in cute jammies.
>>9360847>sound effects in comicsCHeesy. I know what an ass smack sounds like. You can just show it and I can infer that.
>>9360837>qt 3.14 filliesI'd rather have mares because >Bigger ponies>Warmer cuddles
>>9360842It happens to all drawfags eventually, I suppose...
MLPG Life hacks.
>>9360866I want them to be naked too.
>>9360858has LMJ ever even drawn a PONY and not anthro
>>9360868>tfw you will never have a cuddle party with Mrs. Cake, Chubby Nurse, Rarity's Mom, and that tuba-playing pony.;;;_;;;
>>9360870Need a good horsefucking simulator?Use a banana peel to fap.
>>9360874They're always naked, though. Cute jammies are cuter.>>9360875The way he draws ponies is very anthro-ish because of how their limbs work.
>>9360887Yeah, that Rarity. The shoulders, the hips, and the length of the neck are not consistent with pone.Also, I didn't know he drew that. He seems to be getting better, as we all are.
>>9360880Can I hug with them naked as humansIt's completely non-sexual.
>>9360887> He seems to be getting betterThe signature says "timber"who is that?
>>9360900Ooohhhh.....In that case, yes. Everyone naked.
>>9360868>not wanting to cuddle mares AND fillies
>>9360901Ooops, I didn't see that. Guess I was wrong.
fluttershy wetting the bed
A quick question for you guys: Is coffee canon in the show?
It's a slow morningtell me, what would you say to embarrass Applejack?
>>9360920I think you look gorgeous, even without the hat
>>9360919Not that I'm aware ofThere might have been a coffee pot in the background somewhere but it hasn't been explicitly mentioned.
>>9360920grandma's little piggy
derpy is a very ugly pony
>>9360929Thank you sir. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
>>9360931>you'll never call AJ a little piggy as you pat her tummyhnnngg
I want to cum inside rainbow dash so fucking hard
>>9360946>Well why not, sugarcube?
>>9360953because ponies don't real
Just rewatched Just For Sidekicks. That was a fun episode.Think Spike's new found closeness to the pets will come up in S4?
Your favorite pony sucking my dick
>>9360965I wish they would have aired that episode after Games Ponies Play like originally intended, would have been way more awesome.
>>9360965Nope. WE TWILYCORN NOW
>>9360965I really hope they keep the Spike vs. Angel thing. They play really well against each other.
>>9360965Also, no I don'tThe pets are a plot device at best
>>9360966that's ok, I'm a voyeur
>>9360966Do you have a big dick?If sounf
>>9360966But that's paedophilia.
>>9360946>>9360931>>9360920but she's not chubby anymoreshe worked it off
>>9360974Lyro plsWhat are you doing here?
>>9360967I agree, at least we can tell new people to watch it in the correct order.>>9360969That was neat. Didn't notice it before, but Tank and Opalescence seemed to like each other too.>>9360970It doesn't have to be explicit. Just a nod or background event would do.
>>9360976No anon it's okay, I'm over 18.
>>9360978You never really forget the chubby though
>>9360969Didn't they kind of come to an understanding at the end there? Maybe they'll build up some sort of buddy cop duo next season.
Evens: Draw RequestOdds: Draw what I have openDubs: Stram movieTrips: Stram drawinsHail Mary, full of grace...
>>9360978You need to be chubby to be able to have muscles GG.If she works she has to have chub. And as Granny showed she has a lot of chub
>>9360984An understanding doesn't mean that there still isn't a little rivalry going on. It seemed to me to be temporary, Angel finally giving in just that once so he didn't fuck Spike over. Angel will always be a dick.
>>9360988>>9360991>>9360990THIS IS IMPORTANT
>Gameloft game>Rarity quest>Rarity asked Spike to bring her a quill>He brings her a goddamn sofa>So she puts you to bring a quill by buying Quills and Sofas>They don't have quills till Monday>Rarity:"Well at least you didn't bring me a sofa..."Spike will never score with her will he?
>>9360993I don't even care if the definitions are legit, I just like the matter of factness of them.
>you will never wake up as a naked little girl with a bunch of fillies licking you all over
>>9360993Am I wrong for finding the second one more attractive? You never really see them in day to day life...
>>9361015Don't you give me the wiggly tongue, missy
>>9360988FUCK ME. God damnit.Boogie NightsBunrakuColombianaEl Espinazo del DiabloMacarioPaulRubberSherlock Holmes: A Game of ShadowsTakenThe MechanicWall-ETake your pick.Got my 3tB HDD recently, just now downloaded some stuff for reasons.
>>9361021I want nothing else in this world.
>>9361022nah. That's actually better. You not only get a beautiful husbando but one that can defend you after you get the crap beaten out of you when you try to defend his honor
>>9361028Don't put up dubs if yo don't wanna commit, yoI'm good with whatever
>>9361028I can't really watch so if I get dubs you can just draw
>>9361043>>9361044Almost, anon. Almost.
>>9361041I'm strammin' just fine, pick a movie ya dink.
>>9361010>>9361039TWO OVER HERECOME ON YOU FUCKER
>>9361016Not with Rarity. Also both Rarity and Twilight are all over Fancy's dick in the game. Spike is fucked.
/ramirezstreameverything?t=717276Here's hopin' to no bans. Gonna get it going with Bunraku then.
>>9361062what the fuck is a Bunraku?
>>9361021Why are they licking me?
>>9360993Oh I know, I'm just saying she's more toned nowBefore she was just a plump little piggysecond one is Dompag
>>9361066Who wouldn't be all over Fancy's dick?
D is for Dash, which is pretty fast
A is for Awesome, which is simply the best
>>9361082They want to pleasure you sexually.
>>9361099horse penis horse penis
>>9361097No.A is for Applejack, who swallowed a tack.
>>9361104S is for super super fast
>>9361108AND H is for Holy shit it's Rainbow DASH!
>>9361102> loli x fillyH-has this been done
>>9361116Not really no
>>9361116>Not grown woman x colt>Or loli x colt
Guys.I want to learn how to do this painted blenderly shit like Dhui does.But I haven't the first damned clue.Y'all know of any tutorials which suggest how to even begin to start doing shit like that?
>>9361116I think there's one image of it, but no fics that I can recall.
>>9361130Gilda trying to keep Dash away from Pinkieadorable
back to best pone
>>9361150Do you like her better confident or shy?
>>9361121Cute, small dicks.
>>9361150post more cyanfast indeed
>>9361156i like her in all ways :-)but if i have to coice i would take the confident one
>Interview with Katie and Andie and Stephanie Buscema, the variant cover artist>Katie's first reaction when finding about having over 100k+ preorders was Bullshit.>Andy was amazed not by the numbers but by the fact that the first issue was the first independent comic, not DC or Marvel, to get in Top 100 Selling comics>They don't have a bible, Katie just watches the show a lot and Hasbro sends her notes when she's wrong.>Every single thing they do has to go trough Hasbro>Process is Katie makes a concept>goes to Hasbro>Goes to Editor>Editor modifies it if needed>go to Hasbro again>gets to Andy> Andy draws it>Goes to Hasbro> Goes to Editor and Katie >goes to Hasbro again>Andy inks it> goes to Hasbro again>Hasbro was the one that said to them to do something with Chrysalis>All the references are intentional and usually in the script but sometimes Andy does his own things >They get to have a lot of fun in making the comic
GOING TO FILL YOU UP SWEETIE
>>9361193>Katie's biggest influence is the Muppet>She isn't really a writer so she watched a shitload a movies that she found funny>For Andy are older comic book artists like Bernie Wrightson, Joe Kubert, Don Newton>They cover artist doesn't have that much freedom, everything has to go trough the editor and Hasbro and they are more stricter about them>They try to avoid covers related to the ongoing story since everyone freaks the fuck out>Stephanie was also an editor for DC for some time>They love the editor for the MLP comic>Future prujects: Drinking, a lot of drinking, more ponies that they really can't talk about>They all love Lock and Key>Andy loves Batman>Katie: Wonder women and Stephanie Storm>Favorite pony Katie: Twilight Sparkle, Stephanie: Rarity, Andy: Batman
>>9361193>>Andy was amazed not by the numbers but by the fact that the first issue was the first independent comic, not DC or Marvel, to get in Top 100 Selling comicsin the past 9 years. The first independent comic to get in top 100 sales in the last 9 years.
>Best Pony>not pink fluffStay pleb anytime
>>9361208Sorry Pinkie but you are obsolete. There's a newer and better version of you now. And she doesn't want to only spread smiles but is also upgraded to spread Love
We are the ded
MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!
>>9361217>implying that thing could ever replace heranon you joker
Morning anon, do you want some butter to go on your toast?
>>9361232She's been replaced long ago anon. I don't even play with Ponka anymore. Just with her.
>>9361066Hah, I got those 2 quests pending...
what r u guys saying
>>9361240>not playing with her in your dreams
>>9361263Actually now that i think about it I had a shitload of ponydreams but in all of them she was present only once and that was for 2 seconds.
>>9361263I never have poni dreams. All my dreams suck and are depressing.
>>9361275How much are you willing to pay?
>>9361286My penis for it.
>>9361286I'll give you a half a bit.
>>9361288Sorry anon, I only accept large funds for my butter.
Which pony is for angry?
>>9361291How about a quarter of a bit?
>>9361298>sketch layer onI hate artists so much.
>>9361312A tenth of a bit?
>>9361320Um, how about I give you 10 bits to take my butter?
>>9361327Fuck fluttershy you are awful at this
>>9361327You drive a damn hard bargain, Fluttershy, but fine. I'll take it.
>>9361307I will say that sometimes I honestly forget to leave it on, that sketch layer intended to be forgotten and covered upBut artists like 0r0 that leave them on even for commissions, that's just bad form
>>9361338It was nice doing business with you anon. Hopefully this will be enough to pay for my pet's dinner tonight
>>9361357No one tell her.
>>9361357Anon, you dick.
>>9361363But Angel will probably abuse her
>>9361363Tell me what?
>>9361403ur an ugly poni
Monstergirl discussion time.
>>9361443How about monster-ponies
Are posts being eaten? we're hella dead and I think my last three posts just didnt go through
>>9361458What about Monsterpony discussion?
>>9361476We are hella ded and it takes ages to refresh.
>>9361476Everyone is depressed over fluttershy losing money I think
>>9361459>>9361476>>9361484Wha- but-I manually refreshed twice before I posted that second one
>>9361494You clearly refreshed the wrong way.
>>9361493Well she should learn to be better with her money.
I have no problems with anythingHATHIS MEANS MOOT LOVES ME MORE THAN YOU SINCE I GET BETER 4CHAN
It's morning time! Have you done some breakfast for your waifu?
>>9361529>moot making you spend more time in hellBut that means he hates you.
>>9361542It's 2 PM
>>9361542my waifu doesn't need to eat
>>9361557I hope his ass is okay.
>>9361542What do ponies like best for breakfast?
My ears won't stop ringing, it's been like this for a month. How do I make it stop?
>>9361596go see a doctor
>>9361596princess celestia telling you to go to equestriayou know what to do
>>9361596It's the ponies calling to you anon. Trying to contact you to tell you something.Trying to say GO TO A HOSPITAL AND DON'T ASK STRANGERS ON A BOARD FOR MLP DISCUSSION WHO PROBABLY HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT
>>9361202>>They cover artist doesn't have that much freedom, everything has to go trough the editor and Hasbro and they are more stricter about themHuh. WOnder how Sibsy put those OCs in for the Dash comic. Then again they don't really look that suspicious so maybe they thought it was random colts.
>>9361618It was mainly for the main comic. I think Hasbro and IDW have different teams for the main comic and the miniseries comic
>>9361624Right.No surprise that the cover of #9 has all those BG ponies.
>>9361649Wait the #9 issue has been released? With synopsis and all? Link?
/vr/ is fucking amazing, god damn it.
>>9361656Shit wait no it's the #8 cover and synopsis that was released.
>>9361675I know right? A fucking paradise.
>>9361675I love it, it's fantasticOnce Duke Nukem 3D gets multiplayer support on Steam, they're going to be organizing matches there
>>9361688>Once Duke Nukem 3D gets multiplayer support on SteamOh god I think I'll finally make a Steam account for that.
Remember the 90's?
>>9361675>>9361685>>9361688>100% good discussion of the board topic all the timemoot should just fucking make a second /v/. we need more of these boards.
>>9361675>this fucking thread >>>/vr/220885
True pones aren't ded
>>9361656>>9361684http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/03/pinkie-pie-micro-5-and-main-series-8.html>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic #8Heather Nuhfer (w) • Amy Mebberson (a) • Stephanie Buscema, Mebberson (c)>The awesome ending to My Little Pony's epic 2nd story arc! The Nightmare forces of the moon descend down on Ponyville! Princess Celestia will try her best to stop the dark forces, but she may be overwhelmed! It'll be up to our favorite ponies to stop the new Nightmare Moon!I'm not one to call PANDERING but these BG ponies definitely look out of place.
Did you have a nice breakfast?
>>9361738I love how his style is so angular and blocky, yet it still works for fat pony.
>>9361756Yeah, he really is something else.
I want to be the pretty bat pone
>>9361738I love chubby but not a fan of vore. I AM CONFLICTED
>>9361760>>9361738I know we're dead and all that stuff... but if you gone post it I'm leaving. On the other hand I might join in some conversation if there's a topic.
>>9361768Do you think your favorite pony likes video games?
>>9361771I think she might love everything human related because FANDOM made her such... but yeah. In my head she would love her some video games.
>>9361721>m-muh panderingGet the fuck out with that shit.
>>9361777I bet her favorite game is The Sims.
>>9361768I'm only posting it because we are abnormally dead.
>>9361771I dont think my favorite pone would be a fan of technology.
>>9361785>There's a wonderful pool without a ladder for sim to come out.>He/she drowned>Lyra burst in tears
I have this fantasy where I get transported to Equestria but have to get back to Earth for some reason and the only way to do it is to fill up the mane six with jizz, all three main holes, one by one.
>>9361788Yeah I thought so... I was hanging around in hopes for any kind of conversation topic to show up. Not fan of vore so I didn't had any reason to hang out for longer. Chubby's fine though.
>>9361800The second one was only chubby though
>>9361721I like the armor at least, but yeah they look kinda out of place in that cover.And what the hell is Lightning Cunt doing there?
>>9361794>my fantasy is a fic that has been written
>>9361793>she watches over you carefully like a hawk, asking you if you're hungry or if you need to go to the bathroom
If I go to sleep now will I dream of being a little girl and fillies resting on top of me
>>9361819its not all 3 holes but theres a fic I dont vouch the quality, never read it that is something along those lines.
>>9361794I always thought people are saying stuff like this out of joke. You remember "would you a pony?" I thought it's all kidding and shit... then people actually started drawing pony porn and I just don't know what to believe anymore. So... I learned to have more distance. Now my monitor is basically 400 meters away from me. I have my keyboard and mouse connected via two half kilometer usb cables and watch the screen with telescope.It's still not enough.
>>9361822it wasn't until I read this post that I realized I dreamed of being raped by some bug thing last nightit had a human female portion I think and the dick was a regular one so it's fineall good
>>9361828I would a pony. Straight up.Only if she wanted though.
http://i.imgur.com/llHNyik.jpghere I come!
>>9361828lock your computer in some underground bunker, buy a new one, keep it clean and access the old one with remote desktopit's like you're not actually a repulsive deviant!
>>9361817>She put wooden furniture too close to fireplace>It catches fire>She panics and splashes screen with water...nah I stretched it
>>9361798>>9361689How far these eyebrows go triggers an autism in me
>>9361828This reminded me of a question I wanted to ask MLPGWhen you first came to MLPG, be it from the start, 2011, or when /piss/ was created, did you ever think of ponies sexually?Did you try to resist to fap to ponies out of stubornnes or did you said "Fuck it, I do what I want" right away and just got to it?If you tried to resist, what broke you?
>>9361838No smiling allowed here
>>9361838Draw more Sweetie panties.
>>9361834those are cute
>>9361859Hmmmmmmhmmhmmaybebut you might not like what happens next
>>9361869Please, no more of that fucking redneck hillbilly.Draw a good pony for a change.
>>9361810Wonderbolts.Look she want to be in the Winderbolts, now that isn't something you wake up with. I can see her closely following the Wonderbolt activities. And now they are called to defend a town. I can see her getting involved so she can get noticed by them.
>>9361845OH COME ON... With that picture? Uh...At first when pony porn start showing up and I got hots on it. I just thought it's just not right and it could ruin the fun I had from show for me. I avoided it effectively.Then something happened that I decided that I should hook up on that porn and get interested in it. So I tried fapping to it and... it was fucking nothing. So yeah it doesn't work for me that's all.Technically never broke since it never worked for me. Oh well...
>>9361873GONNA NEED A PINKIE AND A RARARA
>>9361845LK broke me with that chubby tutorial
>>9361845I held on for over a year avoiding distasteful art and only fapping to the occasional anthro, but then kevinsano started improving and he did me in I thinkI still don't really seek out pornography (probly because most of it is shit) but I do fap to the fantasies spurred by images or fics
>>9361874aj is best ponyspike is best dragonajspike is absolute nonsense ship, but still fun to write
>>9361845ponies specifically? No. But honestly I would fuck anything with a pulse so ending up fapping to pone wasnt a big revelation to me.
>>9361886What a queer.
>>9361889>Spike is best dragonFuck you I thought you liked Crackle
>42 hours to raise less than 100k for the SG engineThey'll probably make it.
>>9361881>tfw Skype didnt have push to talk way back when>never used it because of that>now everyone uses it>still dont like it because im stubborn
>>9361889That's it, young man.I prohibit you from drawing AJ for a week.
>>9361882pantsu edition for pinki or not?no rarara yet
>>9361889>>9361869Do it stillI need it
>>9361881At least you have people that ask you to get on skype.I guess you are just introvert and it's all fine unless you are avoiding all of the social stuff. You need to talk with people from time to time. Not always. Not never... sometimes. When you feel for it.
>>9361901Skype has PTT?
Oh I lied there is no pantsu hmmInteresting, Pinkie is the only one who wears no pantsu in the series.
>>9361875But the comics take place between S2 and S3. Then again covers aren't sually canon.
>>9361845I joined MLPG in the middles of November 2010. Now of course what followed was one month and a half of no fapping and I don't know why. Anyway the first time I fapped to something pony related was march I think to one of MS's humanized stuff. Nothing that special. Just a meh experience. What broke me and made me finally fap to pony was a fic, Rarity's Magic Book. Happened at the beginning of the first hiatus.
>>9361881>a fandom about being friendlyYOU PUT A DUMB THING IN YOUR POST AND NOW EVERYONE WILL REPLY TO THAT INSTEAD OF THE REST OF THE POST
>>9361899I do but spikespike manspike the bikespike ships with every last pony
>>9361845To be honestI find anything with a dick and a vagina involved to be kind of stimulating. I'm just weird like that it was some Applecest shit that got me into not giving a shit about pony porn
>>9361910Its a settingNoone anywhere uses it, so, if your problem is OTHER people with an open mic, you'r SoL, but, if you dont like your own mic being open, you can look in the option menu
>>9361916And? Again Lighting Dust probably loved the Wonderbolts for a long time.Also at that time the mane cast is probably on the moon. She could have helped defend Ponyville to get noticed by the Wonderbolts and after the battle or maybe in the middle of it leave.
>>9361917How can you guys remember these things
>>9361910Bind a key to "mute microphone" in the options. Mute your microphone while in a call. Press the mute microphone button you bound to unmute it. Basically PTT.
>>9361927i'd rather have a harem with spike and the main 6 to be honest
>>9361934>Tfw here since 2010 november>Tfw I don't remember anything not art relatedExcept Prince of Equestria and some other small things
>>9361934I clearly remember what broke me because I promised never to masturbate to fucking colorful ponies.It was a great trauma.
>>9361934I have no idea.I remeber the most useless crap. Even now 5 or 6 years after playing the last time I can list you every unit and it's upgrade from Warcraft 3 but I can't rember the name of a person I meet almost daily and then I haven't seen for a week
oh my godI just realizedI have one monstergirl for every member of the main sixTIME FOR A SITCOM
>>9361927>Spike the bikewhy'd I laugh
>>9361934if it makes you feel any better I can hardly remember last week.
>>9361954>goddamn horse>not faggoty ponydrooped
>>9361845>tfw there was no "breaking" and I fapped to the first thing I found attractive
>>9361939mmmm hey you little cock boy want me to melt in your mouth and knot in your hand
>>9361954GG pls. Why won't you draw my under-age horses
>>9361916>Then again covers aren't sually canon.So is the comics itself. They are as much canon as books or fanfics. They don't have anything to do with the show besides tardemarked characters and universe. Like fanfics. Some bronies do accepts these as a canon as well, you are free to do that with comics. Of course it does not make you less retarded brony despite the "official" label on such products. But whatever floats your boat, man.
>>9361967>tfw no one will ever draw rule 63 hero spike trying to fight and save Rarity from the diamond dogs but instead getting overpowered and failing and then getting raped instead
Tablet when, Klonderp?
>>9361978Rape is bad.
>>9361978Why would Spike be dreaming about getting raped?>>9361979Today or tomorrow. Its on its way
>>93619809 out of 10 people say gangrapes are enjoyable
>>9361980You said it, brother.
>>9361972Hasbro considers them semi canon as long as they don't go against anything on the show.
>>93619859 out of those 10 people were the ones doing the rapingwas that the joke?
>>9361881At least you have people that want you on Skype.From what I'm hearing you are probably an introvert and it's all fine and dandy as long as you are not avoiding all of the social stuff.You are me anon. With the exception that when I once leaver because I get depressed I quit and never go back because I feel like such a burden to everyone...
>>9361989>Hasbro considers them semi canonSource?http://i.imgur.com/oPQUUn5.jpg
>>9361982>He doesn't fantasized about being a girl and getting raped
>>9361972The people working on the comic said multiple times that they are considered canon. The writers also said that they talked about the story so they can keep continuity.And I think Katie said at I don't know what comiccon that Hasbro considers them canon or something like that.
>>9361999FUCK THIS GAMEWHY DID THAT THING SCARE ME SO MUCH
>>9361996I think it was before the first issue was out, during a con they mentioned that they were given a lot of freedom as long as they don't go against the show's canon
>>9362000I'm not the only one?
>>9362003It gave me nightmaresAnd I think it's one of the things that made me like vore
>>9362009>tfw got turned on by that dragon ball episode where the T-Rex eats that other dino
I'm going to die alone
>>9361989>>9362001>responding to bait
>>9362012I got turned on by it by a likelike eating peach in ssbm. I was fucking 10
>>9362003>>9361999what game is this?
Another thing that made me like vore now was the two stupid dogs episodes with Little Red Riding Hood and that witch.
>>9362026>not knowing Skifree
>>9362017You'll be too busy being ded to care
>>9362026>not knowing SkiFreeI refuse to believe you are real. Next thing you'll say is that you never heard of Chip's Challenge either.
>>9362017You have cute little fillies to hug you, Fluttershy. How can you be sad?
>>9362026>what game is this?how do you not know of the glory that is skifree?
>>9362039Was just never interested in it I guess.>>9362032Never heard of that
>>9362041I WILL GODDAMN PUNCH YOUDOWNLOAD THEM BOTH NOW AND PLAY THEM YOU BITCH
>>9362041>Never heard of that
>>9362050That pony is way to satureated
>>9361954okay okayyesthis is perfect
>>9362048>>9362051Sorry! I guess I don't like playing bad games.
Best Rainbow Dash episode I should watch besides Sonic Boomrin?
>>9362054I know you're just pretending now but damn you actually made me a bit angry.
>>93620562.3 or Reading Rainbow
>>9362059I'm pretending about the bad games part but I seriously never played either of them.
>>9362053I would rather watch a sitcom with that changeling gal and Icepack living together and getting involved in all sorts of non sexual shenanigans
>>9362061Why is Dinky so cute?
>>9362059>getting angry at something so pointless Pls
>>9362053>best monster with worst ponyDammit gg you're killing me
Can it be Panok time?
>>9362073Which is which?
>>9362032Not him, but I never knew of SkiFree or Chip's Challenge until a few years ago.
>>9362077I'm guessing bottom right
>>9362067It was almost the equivalent of mario for PCs. Every single PC had SkiFree and most of them had Chip's Challenge too. SkiFree isn't that great but it's mostly known for that Yeti monster. The game was about reaching the end of a ski slope as quick as you can avoiding obstacles and doing tricks. Thing is that you can continue after reaching the Finish Line. You go to much down and the Yeti came out and instantly caught you. YOu go up at the start? Yeti. Go to much left or right? Yeti. And you know getting eaten by a Yeti you didn't know how to avoid as a kid isn't the greatest thing ever.As for Chip's Challenge it was a puzzle game. Very fun.
>>9362053I know PB and Gillou, but who are the others?
>>9362077this really >>9362080
>>9362069Because she is a pony.
Quick Hottest pony thing you fapped to?
>>9362094That TAW's Clitter fic.
>>9362094Any of hotsauce's fics.darf's AB and mindbreak Twilight fics
>>9362087She's a very cute filly.
>>9362096Is it Hungarian tradition to complain about shitposting by shitposting?
>>9362094Man I can't just chose one.The most recent are this https://derpibooru.org/219323?scope=scpe87ca44f2bcbfe2ad5459a42e637ff942755caa53 and that drunk Twirity fic.
>>9362097>ClitterOh boy. What's her special talent?
>>9362101and this too >>9362097
>>9362086They're both awkward, shy, self-conscious, live in secluded wilderness, and look after / care for others who don't always return the kindness.>>9362083Ronnie, Illie, Delli, PB, Gabby, GU
>>9362053IF THIS MEANS MORE GATORS THEN IT IS DEFINITELY ACCEPTABLE
Guys does anyone have that tumblr from where that Derpy with an OC porn animation was?
>>9362104I don't think there's too many of us.I think three at most.And hey, I haven't shitposted in a long while
All these pedophiles
>>9362112Yet one is cute and the other annoys me.
>>9362107lel, I meant Cloudchaser/Flitter.
Come on, you homos. Let's have some filly-love.
>>9362113it probably doesher name's gabby nowor not I don't fucking know
>>9362141Only if it's nonsexual
>>9362141Which filly has the tastiest cunny
>>9362145You better, you buttCountry gator girls have been one of my favorite things since forever
>>9362141>>9362103dinky a shit
>>9362156I didn't even realize they were a thing I guess
>>9362160It's an extremely specific thing, but a thing nonetheless
>>9362151Of course it's non-sexual.>>9362152Pls__________>>9362157get rekt fagit
>>9362160I'm like 90% sure I've seen some depiction of a sexy southern gator girl before but I can't quite place it
>>9362170They're right huuuuuuhhhh
>>9362160GG what does Icepack think of humans?
>>9362176they don't exist
>>9362175You alright, Pinkie?
She's cute as a human too.
>>9362169But what's her appeal other than being Derpy's daughter? That's pretty much the only thing she has going for her. That and a small ship with Rumble or Pip for some reason
>>9362177Neither do zebras.
>This Day Aria>Foal version why do people do this
>>9362200She appears in the background being cute.
>>9362204EXSISTENTIAL CRISISIS HE JUST A WHITE PONY WITH BLACK STRIPES, OR A BLACK PONY WITH WHITE ONES?
>>9362216Roogna, come to bed.
>>9362172The reason I like them so much is way the fuck back when on a furry inflation site there was an artist named Big Horse that had a few gator girlsThey were bayou/Louisiana-type southern
>>9362210>not linking it
>>9362218No, I'm /going/ to bed, sitty
>>9362216Fuck off, Roogna.
>>9362225But someone is being wrong on the internet. How can you let that be?
>>9362212I don't think I've ever seen Dinky in the background being cute.Well except when DT pushed her
>>9362238Cute enough for me to obsess over her and force it.
>>9362243Yet from your own words you sound incredibly egotistical yourself.
>>9362249>obsess over her and force itYet this is probably the first time in ages that I've seen anyone post Dinky, so "forcing it" doesn't really sound right.
>>9362248>>9362256We were doing so good, guys.
>>9362265c'mon, just ignore Those Two Shitpostersthey've been background noise for almost a year
>>9362265I just came in. Were there any fancy topics before shitlord entered?
>>9362283Gators, Pinkie, and Dinky
>>9362283Well there was me saying your waifu is shitby the way your waifu is shit
What's bdf's tumblr?
>>9362264That's because your all gay.
>>9362285Oh cool then. Let's stay on topic.>>9362294nsfw warning.http://bdrawfag.tumblr.com/
EVERYONE BACK THE FUCK UPThis >>9361300I want to know this too
Do you think that a qt mark fetish exists in equestria?
>>9362295That's one ugly family
>>9362305>qt mark fetish?Explain
>>9362264We were Dinky a lot 8 hours ago too
>>9362313Fetish for cutie marks.
>>9362317How would that one work?
>>9362314Huh. Shame I missed it thn
>>9362305I wonder if there's any sort of sayings that go along with cutie marks. Like "you know what it means if a guy has big hands," but with cutie marks.
>>9362307Fuck you; they bake excellent golden brownies.
>>9362321Well, they just really like cutie marks to the point of sexualizing them I suppose.
>DinkySo we've finally gone full ponychan haven't we?
>>9362340Why do you hate cute, anon
>>9362340But Dinky is our creation.not mine because i was banned during that call of the cutie hiatus.
>>9362340Dinky loves both her momsDerp mom AND fork mom
I love the Derpy/Dinky interaction so muchIt's one of the few pieces of fanon that does not piss me off
>>9362340YOU IMPLY THAT GRORIOUS PONYCHAN IS NOT PERFECTION?YOU WANT DING DONG BANNU?
>>9362314Any greentext from that?
Not my personal blog but... movie talk?I'm disappointed. Yesterday I watched Attack the block (rated 5.7) and it was fun and nicely done British comedy/sci-fi. Now I'm watching Death race: inferno (rated 5.9) and it's all fucking hollywood bullshit with nothing inside. NOT A FUCKING THING. Explosions and tits. I hate everything about it.I mean I wasn't expecting much from death race movie but fuck me... it's below any kind of level now. It makes me want to do commentary video which shreds that fucking piece of shit to parts.
>>9362350That one with Derpy visiting us was fucking cute!
>>9362352>fork momDon't fucking go there. hat's still the most retarded thing.
>>9362305>young colts make a game out of it>they have bingo cards with random signs on it>once they railed a pony with that cutie mark they can cross it off
>>9362353but it doesn't make any sense. they've never even been in a sense together.
>>9362380I'm disappointed. Don't watch death race. Avoid "hollywood fucking explosions movies" at all cost and... um. I don't know. Are there any movies actually worth watching out there?
>>9362358That tends to happen sometimes. We just got done watching Bunraku a few hours ago on stream. It's got a 28 on Metacritic and a 6.0 on IMDB. The movie is fucking fantastic, though. Ratings can mean jack shit, sometimes.
You are now Pinkie Pie.You want to make the best outdoor party ever.You will need catering, good weather, music and games.What do?
>>9362367The fork is retarded but the interaction with Derpy was adorable.
>>9362400>cateringAJ>good weatherGet Dash off her lazy ass>music and gamesI'm fuckin' Pinkie Pie, I got that shit covered
>>9362392I hear you. I'll check this one for sure. It just. I feel physical pain when thought of good advertising is actually above quality of product. I hate it. Games, movies, books... anything. All you need to do is stand on the pedestal and shout about your shit louder than the guy who have gold on hes shelves.
>>9362387To me, its cute ponies doing cute stuff.
>>9362408Which one first?
Hey guys check Paheal
>>9362414Goddamn, I'm still having a feel trip over Today, Tomorrow, Forever. Whoever the anon was that initially said something about that in ded horse, damn you to hell.
Anyone got GG's applejackseason 4 and 5, and any after 6?
>>9362413That's the way it's always been, man. Things are starting to change, though, at least for games. I'm seeing more and more games that people actually want to play getting funded through kickstarter and the like, rather than going through big-name nonsense. It seems like things like Kickstarter are letting everyone pick what they want, rather than waiting for something good.Movies tend to be really fucking high budget, though. Though Kickstarter is great for games, I don't know if it would work with movies. Maybe something along the line is going to pop up that will allow that, though.
>>9362432Huh. Okay then.
>>9362432...Yeah cp.I'm kind of happy for being paranoiac and open external links under anon proxy.
>>9362464I checked there. I'm pretty sure it doesn't have all of them, and the ones there aren't marked, so I don't know which one is which number anyway.
>>9361845Yes, of course, ponies fucking are hilarious.Didn't broke, though I once thought I'm going to slip, but then I went all #yolo and ignored it.
>>9362387Derpy is like the only pony that Dinky has not been seen withthat filly gets around
>>9362432man why would someone even upload it to there instead of some kinda super seecret deepweb club
>>9362444I guess one can hope. Game industry was killing itself lately. Only good things I still have fun to play were actually from indie devs or modding communities. Sure those are not AAAAAA titles with graphix and explosions but god bless those games have actual gameplay. They try new mechanics and expand in some way... can't wait for Starbound.
>>9360503i like snips
>>9362509To spite the phael I guess?Dead chans sometimes are being hit by cp. It's a shame since it's often just about one dead board or something like that when some folks are still having fun or conversation in other boards and whole chan gets fucked for that.
>>9362414And that's really the best reason to do any sort of fanon.Pony is for happy making, not stressin'.
Would you clench her thirst?
>>9362560I'd rather she clench mine.I'd quench her thirst though.
>>9362489her mom encourages her to make lots of friends
>>9362560How much thirst can she clench?I haven't been taking any supplements...
>>9362603horse penis is never dedit is always ready to spring into action
What threads/boards are you browsing right now?
>>9362614/vg/, /vr/ and god help me /ic/
>>9362614/asp/ but it's dead as hell
>>9362622Wait, that wasn't the pic I wanted to post...
HOW PINK ARE YE
>>9362551Indeed. Those two ponies really make me happy to see them interact with each other as mother and daughter. Indeed, I think these are the only one with that kind of interaction.
>>9362614/sp/ (2014 World Cup Qualifiers nigga!) and I was just about to read /u/'s Catalog.
>>9362641That not pink enough!
>>9362614I'm peeking in here and occasionally /vr/ but mostly I'm playing video juegos.
>>9362669>tfw I was just listening some Madoka OST
>>9362618I am sure if for some god dang reason she is a ruler of a land, she would not really screw the place up more then she would.
>>9362661We must go pinker
>>9362669What is that thing anyways?I see it posted all over fucking tumblr and people freak out about it but I have no clue what it isinb4 "that's scootaloo!"
>>9362686That purple though!
>>9362511Not the guy you're talking to, but handheld games are still good.
>>9362690Go watch Madoka Magica nigga.
>>9362641I'm trying to be pink!
>>9362678Which song? Madoka has some beautiful bgm.
>>9362437Sorry about that bro.
>>9362696That pone is pink anonThis pone however is purple
>>9362686That's more like a pinkish purple
>>9362702I'm a poorfag... I had psp for good few years and regret nothing. All that Mh was unftastic. Maybe I'll get the Vita once it get hacked.
>>9362717That's a blue pony.
>>9362713>Which song? Madoka has some beautiful bgm.I know, right? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvrlHB_5Tqg>>9362711Someone should write a fic about this.
>>9362489I'm still not ruling out a small background scene with Derpy and Dinky being together.I know it's bound to happen some day.
>>9362738Nowhy would you post that
STOP SHOWING OFF YOUR FANCY ABILITY TO DISTINGUISH DIFFERENT COLOURS!
>>9362739Rumble beat her to the punch
>>9362738That is an unpleasant image.
The sub needs an /unf/ board, LET ME HAVE THIS
>>9362748Derpy does not look pleased with Rumble.
>>9362723Did you ever play the DS?I'd recommend getting a 3DS XL with a DSTWO flashcard.
>>9362734That was super gay, anon.I liked it, might give it a shot.
>>9362768epic murder horse when?
>>9362748Derpy looks like she's ready to beat the shit out of Rumble.
>>9362756Just unf in the general like a normal person.
>>9362757>>9362791She is thinking "I hope nobody tries to link me with this little bastard"
you have five second to name something worse that fanfiction
>>9362768why wouldnt pony just use hoofgrip
>>9362790Soon-ish.Gonna finish this one thing finally and then focus on Gilda vs Dash.>>9362816Fanfiction of Fanfiction.
>>9362767I never had DS in my hands. After having PSP and getting to play some Gravity Rush on Vita I'd just trust my naive ass to the hands of Sony and hope for some more games in the future... I'm also more power kind of guy and Vita is quite the machine. Once it gets hacked the possibility of homebrew and emulation is everything I can want.You got me here though. I really should try out DS before making any kind of decisions in buying hardware. I'll get on it the first time I have chance to. Also Monster Hunter Tri... yeshh that's a solid argument.
>>9362755That looks like it must've hurt.
>>9362826>>9362831bzzzt wrong, try again>>9362833now we're talking
>>9362833>file nameMore like this one
>>9362738Is he okay?
>>9362846>wrongThis quiz show is rigged. It rounds pi to a single number, too.
>>9362835Here's th thing though, power has never really mattered in the handheld space. Just look the the gameboy versus the Game Gear and the Nomad, and DS versus PSP.
>>9362738What's happening there?A horse's hoof isn't supposed to just spontaneously break like that.
>>9362813Well Rumble has a brother already so she's safe there.
>>9362854It was made during a more innocent time.
>>9362882Oh, so you're being ironic.
>>9362882>January 2011these feels
>>9362798>>9362798GIVE ME SOMETHING TO UNF AT
>>9362874In terms of marketing yeah. In terms of possibilities later on it does matter. As I said wide emulation wouldn't be possible on DS.Anyway yeah I don't have any opinion on DS so I can't really tell which I'm more for. Both offer things I love and I'd really need to touch DS to decide.
Why aren't you making out with the foreign exchange student?
>>9362903Fine jeezAlso bye
>>9362882This is factually incorrect. Horses do not menstruate.
>>9362919>foreign exchange studentThat could be a cute episodeThey have some pretty foreign pones nowThey sparkle
>>9362927But ponies do!Did you just forget about that one Apple Bloom episode already?
>>9362911The way I see it, hacked PSP and a 3DS XL with a good flashcard will set you for most of your gaming life.
>>9362882Hey you got any awesome fluffy pony screencaps?
>>9362919How is goo pony an exchange student? Aren't they monster?
>>9362927SHE'S A MAGIC HORSE!YOU CAN'T TELL WHERE SHE CAN AND CAN'T BLEED FROM!
>>9362920>GildaI cannot unf to this.
>>9362933Those ponies are part of Equestria though, it's not really foreign
>>9362920I can't quite unf at that. It's nice, but not hot enough.
>>9362919I'm afraid I don't understand this picture at all.
>>9362935>Did you just forget about that one Apple Bloom episode already?Apple Bloom menstruated in the show?I must've missed that. Do link it.
>>9362947Foreign to Ponyville of course.
>>9362936Sounds right. Thanks for talk and tips
>>9362943Magic or no magic, she's still a horse and horses don't menstruate.
>>9362954What is not to understand?
>>9362945>>9362951You are the uncultured swine killing the general.
>>9362970Pfft, next you'll tell me that horses don't vomit or talk.
>>9362973I thought you where leaving. Take your un unfable bird cat with you.
Horses do not fly.
>>9362989That's because they don't have wings. If they had wings they could.
>>9362983They don't, but those things are show canon.
>>9362989Otters and seals do not fly
>>9362996A horse with wings would need a radically different body structure from the ones on the show to even approach the realm of physical possibility.
>>9362989what about horseflies?you can't explain that
>>9363004So is it show canon that the ponies don't menstruate?
>>9363013Their wings must be magic.
>>9362947I know the crystal ponies got the Equestria games, which does imply they are part of EquestriaBut how in the heck is an empire, displaced for a thousand years and possessing its own royalty part of Equestria? Did Cadence take power and immediately sign some kind of diabolical contract with Celestia?I mean the crystal empire episodes made the fact they were a different culture with a different history a central element to resolving things
>>9363008What do YOU know, ya jive-ass turkey!?
best shipand I don't even know where it comes from
>>9363023>>9363028RIGHT AND MAGIC PONIES MENSTRUATE TOO
>>9363025More like it hasn't been seen in the show, so there's no reason to believe that they differ from horses in that regard. Maybe someone should ask Faust about that to get it cleared up. If she says tey menstruate, then it's canon.
I bet the stallions menstruate out their dicks.Magically.Somebody draw that.
>>9363039My Little Pony: Menstruation is Magic
>>9363047Faust's word directly contradicts show canon, though, she's no authority.
>>9363036Why is Thunderlane running away from a cute pony?
>>9363054Oh god, there's so much dick-blood!It's in my mouth, oh god!
>>9363061She's the only authority. The show hasn't been truly canon since early season 2. The current show canon is Hasbro canon.
>>93630341000 years ago, they may have been a separate nation, but they got Brigadoon'd, basically. I'm assuming that they were happy to integrate into Equestria to try and get back to speed with the modern world, especially since it ended up being an Equestrian princess that cast out their old ruler and assumed leadership.
>>9363034I suppose it's like how Scotland is British, even though they are independant of england
>>9363075>The show hasn't been truly canon since
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>>9363076This should be the worst daily dose ever.
>>9363102Too early Qaws.
>>9363076is translateanon here