Should pony pony pony?Old pony: >>9348268
>>9353025fuck your marker
>>9352960Ponies ponying ponies, not ponying you.
>>9353112godommot ponko po
>>9352960>starting a thread with worst shipIt's too early for this shit.
>>9352960>Twilight.>Not giving Dash a return winghug.
So Pinkie Pie and Rainbow Dash were having a friendly competition playing fighting games, like Street Fighter. Everything was going fun and good, until Dash started losing every single game. She acused Pinkie of cheating, which she admitted to.Turns out Pinkie has no Guile!
>Fluttershy will never take care of you while you're sick>she will never change the DVDs for you so you don't have to get up>she will never sanitize your vidya controller hourly to make sure the germs don't spread>she will never take your temperature>she will never give you Nyquil at night and Dayquil in the morning>she will never make home-made chicken soup out of Elizabeak
>>9353176>making street fighter joke with Dash>about Guile>not a joke about SONIC BOOM0 out of fucking 10
oplook what I drewhuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
>>9353176Go home and be a family man.
>>9353116Yo dawg, I heard you like ponies.
>>9353201>all that nyquilis she trying to kill my fucking liver?
>>9353211Please, thats been done to death.Just like cartoons done in flash, though with FIM I do get a kick out of it!
So...that Discord lamp looks easy enough to build.And I kinda have another lamp project in the works as it is.
Was BCS here today?
>>9353201Stop with those "you will nevers," young man. Your writing will get stuck like that.
Ok lets say for the sake of argument alicorn Twilight hasnt ruined everything forever and the show is still great. What do you think they could do with her in season 4 that would make a good episode?
>>9353297>You will never get your head stuck in mrs. cake's butt.
>>9353317About how long ago? Did she say she'd be back later?
>>9353322>you will never be free of this ride
>Anon asks Rarity if she has a back door
And I say, HEY YA YA YAYA HEY YA YA I SAY HEY WHATS GOING ON?
>Rainbow Dash X Twilight SparkleWhat Spike play as role in this relationship?
>>9353376I remember back when that video only had 10 million views.
>>9353338last post was made at noon. Didn't say she's be back or anything. If you want I can PM her and see if she's still on.
>>9353388Butt monkey. The way nature intended.
>>9353388Jealous bystander/peeping tom.Occasional Dash plaything.
why hasn't anyone drawn justin bieber fucking a pony yet?
>>9353297>Fluttershy will take care of you while you're sick>she will change the DVDs for you so you don't have to get up>she will sanitize your vidya controller hourly to make sure the germs don't spread>she will take your temperature>she will give you Nyquil at night and Dayquil in the morning>she will make home-made chicken soup out of Elizabeak
>>9353414I sent her a message on Tumblr a while ago and I'm just waiting to get a reply. I was wondering if she was around.
>>9353361>no thanks obamaCome on man
You know, now that its been like what, a year? How do you guys feel about the whole rule 15 and /mlp/?I mean at first I hated it, especially since MLPG really got the shaft from the whole ordeal and the real problem really wasnt punished or really dealt with. But on the other hand I guess it wasnt all bad. /co/ has one less constant general, which honestly would threaten a /vg/ type situation, which probably would have been worse. And I don't think /mlp/ is all that good and frankly never use it aside from the general here, but it's not as bad as it could be. It's a shit load better then a board like /v/. And with all those other threads, there's less people coming into screw with the general, which did happen fairly often back on /co/. True we now have stuff like fluffy pony general and tulpas on tulpas, but its not here in the general and the rest of /mlp/ at least stays on topic most of the time, which is more then a lot of boards can boast
>>9353436NO SHE WON'T!SHE WILL NEVER!
>>9353439BCS blows in and out of MLPG at random, pretty much.
Quick reminder from markerpone
>mindlessly going through the insult generator site>this pops up: I fucked your girlfriend, horse fucker. How does it know.
>>9352960>internet again for the first time in 4 days>first order of business, go fap>second order of business, pony>see OPGOD FUCKING DAMNIT I LITERALLY JUST FINISHED FAPPING
Do you think Charles Barkley is aware of Shut Up and Jam Gaiden?Has he played it?
>>9353472Marker pony is too cool for schoolHence why she's so dumb
>>9353462If I thought for a second that anyone outside MLPG would enjoy my work and be my internet fren, I would probably leave.I rarely enjoy myself here anymore, but I have nowhere else.
>>9353498He probably has, simply because one its been around a while and two a lot of people know about it.He probably thinks its funny. Celeberties, for the most part, are actually pretty cool about these things
>>9353515I wish I'd made internet frens on MLPG
>>9353515You know when you say shit like that we're going to ask for your work
>>9353368I laughed at that too
>tfw the most ridiculous Gmod video from Youtube give you feelsWHY!?!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p4niJ8daTfc
>>9353550You still can! Reach out to people! Frenz are gud
>>9353551I know. You guys like me, for the most part, although I have been a target of the people who are trying to fuck shit up.
>>9353498he probably thinks it's funnyhttp://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1364259063755.gif
>Rarity smiled and winked at her. "So do you, Princess Twilight. So do you."
>>9353462I'm indifferent towards rule 15. It seems like it's working as far as keeping 4chan from undergoing fission over ponies, and this board is tolerated for housing those who follow the rules so it's not spammed as much anymore. Still feels like a bit too much though./mlp/ is about as hit or miss as us when it comes to being on topic. It's just divided among the entire board as opposed to one thread. When pony talk actually comes up it seems to stay on topic at least.
>>9353586That happens to anyone with even the slightest amount of recognition.
>>9353642Would you carry a messy pony?
>>9353681Do you think it kind of tastes like cheese?
>>9353630>Frenz are gud>howthey gve you free stuffz because they like you!!11
>>9353605I'm not a fan of the cum inflation aspect but "delicious candy horse semen" might be my favorite pone specific fetishAlso, anything stallion on woman is awesomeOverall that's a solid unf
>>9353642Do you think she had a suit for each of the other main 6 too?
>>9353667How messy, anon? Does she need a change?
>>9353667Without a second thought.>>9353673Hello anon, how are you tonight?
>>9353642I bet Pinkie Pie would love meeting you, and she'd want to show you all kinds of fun things, and one day she'd get you alone and show you her human suit she made for you so you can disguise as yourself!Also she made you a Pinkie Pie suit and herself a human suit so you can disguise as each other if you need to!
>>9353698She had one for Dash didn't she?Probably
>>9353706No but she's got drool all over your face
>>9353698She had a skin suit of Fluttershy for gods sake!
>>9353707Sad, what about you?
>>9353728They say she carved it from a bigger suit
>>9353725Oh, that's fine. I love a drooly pone, especially if it's Pinkie.
>>9353462>tulpas on tulpas... can tulpas make their own tulpas?Damnit, now I have to make a tulpa so I can find out.
>>9353612I dunno. Just looking through the front page now I see all pony threads. They may not exactly be productive, but its still pony and mostly for fun. And considering we're in the middle of hiatus and not drowning in rampant trolling and shitposting says a lot, I think. /mlp/ and rule 15 were a mistake and really have no point to exist, but it could be worse. I mean look at /v/, even when something new and big comes out or gets announced, most of the time the board is straight shit posting
>>9353722Wow, that is the shittiest quality gif I've ever seen.
>>9353748Be careful, you can become addicted to the chemicals in Pinkie drool.
>>9353722this gif has been around for a while now, what they fuck kind of dancing is that anyway? Dont tell me they're trying to mosh.
>>9353709I'd wager you're right. Living day to day with Pinkie would never be dull. Though dressing up as myself would be a bit strange, I'd do it for the pink pony.
>>9353751They can. and I bet you can have tulpaception.
>>9353667>>9353642MLPGWhy do I actually love the pink pony so much? Why can't I devote this time and affection to something real?
>>9353771Elaborate, pls. I was not aware of such things.
>>9353709how many suits does she need
No shitposting sighted so far. How long can you keep this up mlpg?
>>9353790She's gotten to youit's probably terminal
>>9353757I don't think were anywhere near the middle personally. We are only a month into a 8-9 month hiatus. We will probably be cannibalizing each other by the end.
>>9353738I remembered the old slogan for McDonald's>At McDonald's we love to see you smile
>>9353740I'm doing alright. Waiting on that computer still.But tell me anon, why are you sad?
24 hours till the comic comes out. Who is ready?
>>9353790Because nothing real will ever be as perfect as the pink one.
>>9353805kindly keep your meta in the old horse, please
>>9353757>not drowning in rampant trolling and shitpostingehhh
>>9353790Because the only closest thing we have to that reality is cocaine.Mountains of cocaine.
>>9353822MLPG is no fun.
>>9353837Pinkie x Dr. Roxo
>>9353810The thought of this gives me a boner.
>>9353790Nothing real is worth your time, if it was you wouldn't have this "problem".
>>9353810I think that was meBeen a while
Still think it worth to put dick in her slimey vagine?http://i.imgur.com/hXEHVAk.jpgAt last she won't eat you like some other bugs. But fucking her is one-time thing.
>>9353839Becuase you are shitposting. Stop it anon.
>>9353820>Nostalgia.Fuck you Anon.
>>9353822>Using MLPG as your personal blog.Shouldn't you be tanking a wiafu quest or something?
>>9353868sometimes I'm happy I have the imgur->picture extensionThis is not one of those times
>>9353835I dunno, things seem pretty chill
>>9353868does she have to be all violent?Can't she just put me into a goo coma and make me a bug like all her other drones?
Anon, what's shipposting?
>>9353839I've come to believe that MLPG is as fun as you make it.You should try contributing, if you don't already. Might help. Sure makes me feel alright, making people laugh and smile.
>>9353757I was about to point out how a lot of the threads are only just vaguely pony related, but right now the board looks pretty on topic surprisingly.
>>9353607i like you
>>9353906You wouldn't understand Fluttershythe same way a crazy person can't realize that he's crazy
>>9353878>>9353820Holy shit, that slogan isn't even old. It's like five years old or something.
>>9353790>Why can't I devote this time and affection to something real?for me it was because my subconscious told me everything I did was ultimately pointless so I retreated into a fantasy world of pastel coloured horsesthe pink one was the one with the personality closest to my own so I waifud herI have since then managed to get treated for depression and overcome my flight of nihilism and started to do more productive things most of the timeI still waifu Pinkie however in a way she embodies my aspirations in life
>>9353888All the drones are female, Anon.She was just helping you along.
>>9353817>>9353795You know what that wiggle is really suggesting? A low fat diet!
>>9353906I'll tell you Fluttershy. It;s like this. LELELLELELELE I DID NOT LIKE PRINCESS TWILIGHT I WISH SHE WAS DEAD
>>9353810I wonder if she would allow my consciousness to come almost fully back for April Fool's day but make me do stupid things in public like piss myself.
>>9353930>Bloody stump where penis was>VaginaThese are two different things, anon.
Anybody else have games they've started multiple times but have never finished?
>>9353934You didn't just call my waifu fat, bro.
>>9353930oh, alrightI feel like that probably wasn't the best way to handle that dilemma, but she's the queen I guess
>>9353974Pinkie Pie is fat. She eats sweets.
>>9353979no anonthat's not what I meant at all
>>9353924I sometimes think that I should seek help.
>>9353607You're welcome.>>9353919I like___ you too~
>>9353906It's when a person takes a post.And the place it in shit.You see, this is bad because shit isn't very supportive and it will not make for a good post.The post will fall over if you made a fence out of it.And then the fence would be bad.And you would then have to build a new fence while avoiding all the shit next time.
>>9353936So if I call Twilight silly, is that shitposting?
>>9353924>the pink one was the one with the personality closest to my own so I waifud herReally? I liked her the most, but she's like my opposite. If anything I'm closest to Fluttershy.Weird
>>9353923Fuck you Anon. That seemed like more than 20 years already.
>>9353967>the entire Hitman seriesI just can never find the time.
>>9353994Don't. They don't help you anymore. They feed you, and then you'll need more and more.
>>9353990Well, not "unf" so much at the piss, more at the idea of being mind-controlled by pink and being made to do humiliating things.
>>9353999if she's not acting silly then it just might be
>>9353989Delightfully chubby. Fat just sounds like cottage cheese legs.
>>9353986>>9353965You don't question the queen, chimp.She's kinda new at this...
>>9353999Yes. Yes it would be shitposting Fluttershy
>>9353999All the ponies can be silly at times, so that's alright.
>>9354015Oh okay. I'll allow it.
umyou guys are stupid
>>9354013W-what?What are you talking about?
>>9354026She's got a goo pod ready for me at least, right?Humans tend to bleed to death pretty quickly with wounds like that
>>9353974The only thing bigger then Pinkie's but is her mouth! And the moon! If it also had a big fat butt!
>>9354048not as stupid as your favorite pone
>>9354018>>9354035But what if she is acting silly?
>>9354058What's wrong with her lip
So mlpg why are you still alive?
>>9353967The first Bioshock.I bought the third one last night and I still don't know why, because now I'll feel like I HAVE to finish the first and second one before I can play the new one.Also, Skyrim, Dragon Age series, Mass Effect series, and a whole bunch of other RPGs.
>>9354048>fluttershy shitpostingYou've gone too fucking far MLPGYou must be stopped
>>9354048The only stupid one here is you.
>>9353996Oops, first quote was meant to be:>>9353877
>>9354075Because being dead is really boring
>>9354067Rainbow Dash is not stupid.
>>9354072Its a donut.
>>9354000weeeeell, she does the same thing I do, look after everyone, try to cheer people up, make them smile even if I have to resort to corny jokesI'm just a lot more introverted about the whole ordeal and a lot more calm and relaxed. While I lack the energy Pinkie has I do make everyone around me feel at ease and grounded.I'd still like someone like her to be my significant other because I feel I could calm such a person down while she would get me to do things I otherwise couldn't be bothered to.
>fatfags on a loosegood might then
Does anyone have a nsfw request? Something human. Preferably not TOO complicated. No promises.
>>9354090oh, okay then I'll just go
>>9354075I am unable and unwilling to self-terminateAlso, because pony
>>9354072she's holding a donut dangus
>>9354100What's wrong with her donut
Who is your favorite pony's favorite pony?
>>9354110Big Mac x human male
>>9354110human apple bloom x 63 winona
>>9353967The game of getting better at art
>your favorite pone is actually your least favorite shitposter
>>9354128I... I don't know.I never asked
>>9354124It's got an ugly pony on it
>>9354110Human Braeburn and Blueblood frottingThey both have horsecockshuuuuge horsecocksBlueblood is a little bigger
>>9354110I would like you to draw me [this space intentionally left blank]
>>9354138>Dashwould not surprise me in the leaststill my favorite
>>9354048Wow Fluttershy!Your attempts at shitposting are kinda like your hoodie. Boring, dull, and needed to get shot down years ago!
>>9354110Queen ChrysalisDoing.... anything, really. Messing with Shiny while Candybutt is watching
>>9354110mlp stallion on human female?
>>9354128Probably Twilight Sparkle
>>9354144So it could either be Fluttershy or Rainbow Dash
>>9354128It's hard to tell, she likes everyone.
>tfw you discover a new fetish from MLPG greentext storiesfrenulum is my new favorite MLPG word of the month
>>9354110pone Big Mac fucking humanized AJ
>>9354137That game is easy to quit. It's only reserved born to do it. Like acting.
>>9354182But she's a princess now.
>>9354156I dont get it
>>9354186post this frenulum.
>>9354186Smegma is mine
>>9354186Do ponies have frenulums?
>>9354193That would only make her appreciate what she does more I think.
>>9354156>>9354195Where the fuck am I?
>>9354195Travon Martin joke.
>>9354179I really would like to see Pinkie Pie react that way to a returning Gilda.But I guess Gilda's more interested in Princess Twilight and Trixie nowadays.
>>9354208Have you googled it?
>>9354156Um, I think you need to tickle us with a feather or something, no one seems to be laughing.I'm I getting better at this?
>>9354216Look at the filename carefully. It's not SB behing the Pinkie.
>>9354208yes, it appears they do
>>9354228Not him but after 30 seconds in google it doesn't look like they do.
>>9354184I sense your favorite horse may be purple colored
>>9354253I found this: http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/17764438 which I don't really understand but the title implies that they do
>>9354242I know it wasn't MLPGBut it's likeI just had this mental image of scrubbling bubs sitting in the audience, while an anon from the audience tries to tell a jokeIt just feels strange
>>93542402/10 would not chuckle.
>>9354221Guess the audience must be stiffs.
>>9354261No, she's white.
MLPG taught me about frenulum stimulation as an edging technique, it takes a while but it feels good as fuck
>>9354261That would be an accurate assumption dear Anon.
>>9354268Well would you look at that.Everything is really coming to a head
>>9354221Ohhhh. I see now.Not the clearest joke, but I'm not one to start shooting a bunch of holes in it.
>>9354289tell us more
>>9354289I've tried like five times and I can't get it. I still don't know if I'm even fucking doing it right. I've read several guides.
>>9354262Oh, I'm sorry, can I do anything to cheer you back up?
>>9354294>prostate stimulation spell
>>9354268If you read it, though, the frenulum they're talking about has nothing to do with the penis, it seems. This was an oral surgery to repair a respiratory problem
Frenulum makes me imagine a strange magical friendship power ore in the world of Equestria, like pony phazonThen I looked it up and was dissapointed
>>9354312keep making fun of herdon't stop now, you're doing great
http://www.xvideos.com/video3452503/virtual_tongue_jobthat's a frenulum, the upside down v part where the head connects to the shaft
>>9354312no fluttershy that's not how it works
>>9354297I was just trying to control the backfire in case I got too much heat for shooting off an off color joke.
So we fetish thread now?
>>9354058I want to taste Police Pony's donut.
>>9354374Sounds good to me.
>>9354374Well if you wantreally we were just discussing whether horses had frenulums or not
Who is your favorite pony thinking of while masturbating?
>>9354385I'm down.Who's up for some 63/TG?
>>9354374YESToday, the Fetish is, posting normally about ponies!
>>9354303Try getting a cheap bullet vibrator from amazon or something, Then hold it against the frenulum. You won't last very long because it's so intense, don't do it too often because it'll make your dick numb
>>9354374Can we keep pony related fetish discussion in this thread, while moving the edging/masturbation discussion to the dead one?
>>9354409>I hate infinity
>>9354392Me, let's turn Braeburn into a slutty trap.
" -- My name is Douglas Mitchell and I'm a brony."(" -- ouch ")"-- Hi Douglas!"the dream
/mlp/ - Masturbation techniques
>>9354374Is nonsexual yet intimate cuddling for a pleasant nights rest a fetish?
>>9354409>Bonbon>Standing like a human.
>>9354421>Not turning into a slutty trap along side him
This fun "anon accidentally into Equestria" quest is still running tooit's a little slow but he draws all the responseshttp://mlpg.co/q/res/374760.html
>>9354432Talk about an MLPG circlejerk!
>>9354453I'm his master.
>>9354420HOLY FUCK WHEREAW SHIT DID THEY SEE MEFUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
>>9354453What if we turn him and Spike?
>>9354453>Not having consensual sex with a mare in the missionary position for the purpose of breeding
Which of these pony episodes do you like most MLPG?Would you have liked the show any less had it never aired?
>>9354475Sounds good. At least Spike will finally get laid.
>>9354455Is there any way that an MLPG meetup wouldn't end in sex?
>>9354455You trying to start shit?
>>9354494I wouldn't touch any of you with a 10 foot pony
>>9354453>>9354421>being traps>not being genetic femalesguys you're doing 63/TG wrong
>>9354462Alright, then how do you do it?He wouldn't go from upstanding stallion to cockhungry trap over nightWhere do you start?
>>9354491We should work on Spike first. What to do anon?
>>9354490I miss season 1 so muchI don't think the last two were BAD, but S1 was so much more
>>9354449>Lyra catches her>gets super excited, asks her if she's doing it for Anon>starts to rattle off dozens of tips and techniques on what to wear and how to sit and stand and what do do with her hair and food and music>she blurs from one thread to another without noticing, double-backing over her words and repeating herself>Bonbon is crimson
>>9354504>10 foot ponymaximum unf
>>9354494>Is there any way that an MLPG meetup wouldn't end in sex?not for meI don't like the D
>>9354509>be human>get turned into mare>still on earth>live on farm, eat hay
>>9354514Ball and anus worship first.
>>9354490So many beautiful memories
>>9354391How my dick goes into her vagina.Sloooowly and sensual.
>>9354533I wouldnt mind taking the D. I think I am gay
>>9354504Jokes on you, I could still hit you from that distance!
>>9354395http://www.xtube.com/watch.php?v=cXe4jJG610-This method never fails, it's impossible to not cum because it's so intense
>>9354549Would you wink at night horse?
>>9354517Hmmm... How about we give him lessons on taking a dick?
>>9354549No!Good morning! Good morning! It's great to stay up late! Good morning, good morning to you!
>>9354549Night best princess.
>>9354494None of you are qt futa maresNot oneIt wouldn't work out
Would you watch?
>>9354575Using a dildo or your dick?
the rewrite of number one is up. slightly bummed that i didn't get a chance to play everyone's favorite game, "Spot-That-Quote", this time around. oh well, maybe next time.http://pastebin.com/AnDXmQCk
>>9354552ugh, why do humans have to be so gross
>wolfnanaki liked your photoset
Proof that I'm not always full of hot air.Seating herself on the bed, the queen leaned over her victim, hand on either side of her body, to get a good look. Cadance's modest chest rose and fell softly with her breaths, not a trace of snore in her royal windpipe. Still the way Cadance had yet to even stir, either she was a hell of a heavy sleeper, the recent preparations for the marriage had tuckered her out, or this was the finest mattress in all of Equestria. The exact reason wasn't important, though she made note to test that third hypothesis later tonight. Ready to move onto the next phase of her plan, Chrysalis clamped her hand down onto Cadance's mouth, which did a good job of waking her instantly. Of course it wasn't necessary, given that she had silenced the room moments ago, but it was the small touches that made the difference.
Good night, MLPG
>>9354587>Would you watch?try and stop me
>>9354581With that look, you should just call her rape princess.
>>9354587What? A cute pony sleeping peacefully and another cute pony trying too, but is too nervous?
>>9354625About time you went to bed
>>9354587I would, it would be adorable how scared Fluttershy would be, scared of intimate royalty
>>9354312>see thumbnail>hooves and body look like a penis>can't unseeDamnit mlpg, what are you doing to me
>>9354591Dildo. Start off small and work up larger to stretch out the holes.
>>9354625what the fuck
>>9354633I was giving my roommate a haircut, otherwise I'd have been a sleep an hour ago
>>9354617>you have people following your tumblryou poor baby
>>9354603>that fucking background
>>9354641You should lick your fingers and softly finger him.
Good... afternoon, MLPG?
>>9354662Night you whore.
>>9354656HE'S NOT EVEN FOLLOWING ME
>>9354587>>9354634>luna and celestia want fluttershy
>All the good night anons going to bed at the same timeOh dear
Good evening, MLPG
>>9354685You must be brony famous.
You know, thanks to being a normal fan of this show, dealing with all the stupid shit that's happened over the years and having cute ponies, nothing can make me mad anymore
>>9354694>>9354678>>9354667>>9354662>>9354625Stop. All of you.
>>9354678>Republicans are trying to appeal to us.It's working....
>>9354701I wish I could draw
HEY! PINKIE PIE!
>>9354687They're probably all sleeping together
>>9354634>>9354587They are really cute together
>>9354703I ONLY HAVE EIGHT FOLLOWERS
>>9354744>>9354746>>9354752GET BACK TO TWERK!
>>9354742>>9354744>>9354746>>9354752Pinkie gives me mixed signals sometimes
>>9354755Especially when one becomes the other's underwear.
>>9354755Their scene in Luna Eclipsed was my favorite of the episode
>>9354758Want me to reblog you?
>>9354603jesus christ that tumblr page utterly annihilates my current laptops processing power
>>9354786if you can find me
>>9354758i have no followers. but then, i don't have a Tumblr, so it means little.
>>9354828Haha you love Jessy's stuff so much
>>9352960Well, that depends if pony is equal to pony.
>>9354828ARE YOU GOING TO DRAW FLUTTERLUNA
>>9354828>tfw I was too slowI hope you have fun coloring that
>wanting to spoon with mr cake and not big mac instead
>>9354786>tfw no popular tumblr user will ever reblog your art>no matter if it's pony or not
>>9354854>wanting to be the little spoon
>>9354865what's the book say?
>>9354865>sex for poni>clearly a human twilightwat?
>>9354651Next paragraphs."No, you don't know who I am," Chrysalis said, knowing exactly what Cadance would yell if given the chance. "And don't bother reaching for your wand." Pointing her own magical implement towards Cadance's nightstand, a quick shot of green energy knocked Cadance's wand away, well out of reach.Setting hers down, Chrysalis used her now free hand to pin Cadance's wrist down against the bed, straddling the smaller woman's torso with her muscular thighs. With the difference in size between the two and Chrysalis' superior position, restraining the princess would have been less than a struggle. She wanted to watch her victim thrash and fail, however, as she loved watching people slowly submit to her will. As Cadance uselessly kicked her legs, Chrysalis noticed how the pink haired girl was too delicate to even consider biting the hand clamped over her mouth. This might be even easier than originally planned, the queen thought.
>>9354881"SEX FoR PONI"
>>9354896she's a skin-walker.
>>9354896You're the stallion
>>9354835I do, I really like how she draws>>9354841Wasn't originally but I can add it to my list.>>9354852Don't let me keep you from coloring.
UN NOT YOU CRY FOR ME
>>9354303Really lightly rub where the shaft meets the head, you'll feel kind of a cord thing, then just rub really gently in half semi-circles, no lube or it doesn't work
>>9354916didn't even have to read the post to know it was coming
>>9354891Ha ha! Nice.
>>9354935the dots on the f give it away
>>9354929>rub really gently in half semi-circlesso that's like a quarter circle?
>almost 20k in four hoursthey are gonna get ithttp://www.indiegogo.com/projects/keep-skullgirls-growing?c=home
>>9354959Cropping is for eggheads
>>9354879>not having a big amazoness pony spoon you at 3 in the morningget good scrub
>>9353423That fits more with Twirity.Though I'm sure they'd let him watch and even participate during their little "games"
>>9354965Sweet jesus...They are going to keep the money are vanish.And i will laugh!
>>9354959I LIKE IT
>>9354959you're killing me here
I will look for you.I will find you.And I will pony you.
>>9354964I got too much sheath! I cant feel the cord!
>>9354996IS THAT RARARA?THIS IS IMPORTANT
>>9354996Does Fluttershy have allergies or something?
>>9354977>not having a big amazon pony to spoon at three in the morningunderstand the level
>>9355003GET A KNIFE
>>9355015I'm reading MLPG.
>>9355015I amTad Williams, Otherland
>>9355012It's fluttershy silly
>>9354992is that some kind of black Alucard?
>>9354977>not wanting to be the little spoon for an ordinary sized pony who is in fact smaller than you are>not enjoy having her struggle to get her hooves all the way around you, but try all the same
Why aren't you learning something, MLPG?
>>9355022>>9354977but they're both excellentwhy are you fighting
>>9354965You do realize the goal is 725k, and it currently sits at 610k, right?
>>9355001YESTake notes BonBon
>>9355018Someone needs to do that dog sneezing gif with Fluttershy.
>>9355055Today I learned that horses do not have frenulums
>>9354977So, a big, take what she wants, pony the size of a horse? With a heavy accent and some....assets you can't keep your eyes off of?
>>9355027Its too uncomortable unsheathing my dick! Help my mlpg I need to get off!
>>9355061it's what we do. join us or die.
>>9355071That would probably be difficult, that animation was done pretty well.Not to say I wouldn't love to see that.
>>9355079[alarm blares]Yes, preferably swedish
>>9355071what dog sneezing gif?someone needs to do this with sweetie belle
>>9355071i remember that. wish i could find it.
Only 3ml today? Tsk tsk tak.
>>9355087I dunno, Tiara may be able to pull it off.>That moment all the snot just flies out.
>>9354953you don't understandI just saw there was a post number for a backlink in the post in question and knew the reply would be unf
>>9355108Oh hey BonBondidnt see you there.
>>9355122I'm a bit tense..
>>9355122Well how much can you make?
Did Anon returned and finished Raributt alongside Twibutt?
>>9355122It would help if you space out the intervals a bit more, FS.
>>9355119I have it in one of my 4chan foldersI swear I saw it the other day when I wasn't looking for it
>>9355067You realize that four hours ago it was at 600k, and now it's at 617k , right? Do the math.
>>9355169YOU CAN FIND IT ANONI BELIEVE IN YOU
>>9355122Whats the prognosis Dr. Fluttershy?
>>9355185That's not Scootaloo
>>9354786nanaki once said "you can't become popular on tumblr without begging for reblogs" and..... i could use the practice from requests http://bravespark.tumblr.com/post/46285904436/jakelionstumblr-this-is-so-mean-that
>>9355111Does she whisper, in that thick, foreign accent, in your ear? Hot breath tantalizingly close as she pushes heavily on your back in bed?What sounds you would make as she nibbled playfully on your ear and laughs as you squirm, knowing full well she's in control tonight.
>>9355191we'll have to try again
>>9355185SCOOTALOO WHAT ARE YOU DOINGWHAT ARE YOUR TITS DOING UP THERE
>>9355170Why does it matter?It won''t be pony and it won't be released in at least two years. And that's being optimistic. Their main animator left for fuck sake.
>>9355122OH NO DON'T TELL ME YOU'RE IN LEAGUE WITH REDHEARTI DONATEDI DONATED TWICE THIS WEEKWHEN WILL IT END
>>>/q/507015>implying anyone in here would care
Perhapse he or she drew Rarity's butt wrong the first time?
>>9355170You realize that it's not a simple multiplication process to estimate the end goal, right?
>mfw I just saw a 2 day 420+ post Monster High thread
>>9355205GOOD LORD CONTINUE PLEASE
>>9355205YESYESYEEEES>>9355198You getting a little clingy BonBon sheesh
mlpg help me pull my foreskin back
>>9355216we need both, you asshole. semen and blood, and you're only giving us one. get a-bleedin'.
>>9355252did you brake the skin?
>>9355216>Wake up one day in Equestria>Eventually get accepted by ponies and live a normal life>Normal except for the fact that Celestia mandated that you give biweekly DNA samples>Almost all the pony you know have agreed to "help">Life here is quite trying
Day 373/25/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,907 (Running Total: 241,556)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 33,543 (Running Total: 1,030,643)I love everyone that puts forth efforts of contributers, even if I don't like their work in particular, I appreciate the fact that others do.Also /mlp/ has had over a million posts since the end of the season. We're approaching 10 million, will hit it probably next month. Crazy...
Read me a bedtime story.
>>9355210They are called teats Apple Bloom. As for Scootaloo AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>>9355117>>9355117I wish I had a better site, but.
>>9355273I wonder if MLP in japan will speed things up.
>>9355209Oh, I see, can I have a few minutes then?
>>9355266No its kinda paintful.
What's a good subtle MLP ringtone?
>>9355252step 1: get bonerstep 2: pull back in one swift movement without hesitationstep 3: clean up for blood and sterilizethat's how I did it
>>9355286It definitely will.Expect lots of notsynchtubes and streams of Japanese MLP
>>9355292Any of the songs minus the voices are a good startI had WWU insturmental as my ringtone for like half a year after it airedEveryone thought it was just a cheery song
>>9355273I'll miss Jessy. She was funny.
>>9355266Sometimes I pull on it so hard I rip the skin
>>9355278Jesus christ, dont be like that. You'll freeze out there.Come on, get back in the house.
>>9355252Sure!Here, just put it in Fluttershys mouth and she'll get that forskin moving!Don't keep her waiting...
>>9355276No.You'll only use it for murder.AGAIN.
>>9355278I told her not to make a dildo out of iceI told her not to use it
>>9355319It's a glove hat relationship.
>>9355292Something from Story of the Blanks?
>>9355185As unappealing as it looks, I think it's kinda hot. In a weird sense of course.
>>9355334she'll roll her tongue all over your head the whole time
>>9355332Would you pull a shivering Bonbon into the house and warm her by the fire?Holding her close to your body as she slowly warmed back up, physically and mentally on you?
>>9355312I googled and shit, you really need to do that.
>>9355319There's a really low attrition rate of people who say that they are leaving and people who actually leave.She'll still drop her pony doodles off here like usual I'm sure.
Can it be Pinkie time?
>>9355356That's pretty good.
>>9355292http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2bQnh9kVKhwYou can even joke that if you don't respond quick enough the phone gets tired
>>9355379It's for attention. Real people who leave don't announce that they're leaving
>>9355376Yes. And my spaghetti will keep her fed
>>9355252if it's too tight and hurts you, you need to see a doctor
>>9355385Denied, night hours are for purple and blue horses
>>9355285>no asshole spray
>>9355385Is it ever not Pinkie time?
>>9355356I sometimes forget how much I actually love the music for this show.
>>9355376Yes, I would keep her safe and rent space jam for us to fall asleep to.
>>9355403she was just responding to asks on tumblrit's not like she came in here and announced anything
>>9355441>not having Space Jam with you at all time
>>9354494is it bad if I want to go to a convention mostly because friends speaking from personal experience say you've got about a 50/50 chance of getting laid at one if you're not an ugly unwashed neckbeard?
Taking editing requests
>>9355441Why don't you just buy the damn DVD already?
>>9355379Jessy never leaves, she just goes to do other things and comes here on occasion to escape the noise.She's kinda like Eurobeat, only she posts as Anon and you know shes here because air traffic skyrockets.
>>9355415for once I am glad I opened porn before it got deletedthat's like my #3 fetish right there
>>9355463do this for pinkie and pinkie
>>9355379She didn't say she was leaving. an anon asked and she simply stated that she doesn't come here like she used to anymore
>>9355417I COULDN'T FIND THE FULL ONE!FORGIVE ME, AKOOGLY!
>>9355455>>9355467I always rent it, it's tradition.
>>9355415the only one i want is a chubby one.
>>9355479human on pony selfcestit makes me tolerate the anthroalthough some anthro is hot...
>>9355454>This artist again.Ugh...>"I don't know how a body should look like! Have my fetish shoved into your eyes!"
>>9355500there's something wrong with that.
I think I shall masturbate and then get off the internet
>>9355403she didn't announce she was leaving, she was answering an ask
>>9355477BUT WHICH PINKIE IS TO BE WHICH?!
>>9355454>>9355500I really don't like his Pinkie design, she looks like a 40-year old trying way too hard.
>>9355493That is best Pinkie
>>9355460Just be ready to lower your standards a bit.
>>9355503>human on pony selfcestyou have excellent taste
>>9355235>>9355243Of course she'll continue, but she won't be rushed. Not until she's got you sweating, breaths shuddering with every gentle bite on your ear or the sensation of her tongue on your neck. And then she'd let you go, pulling back and giving you a brief respite as you turn over, bringing your face to hers.A playful grin would play on her features before she rises, turning her impressive, and still alarmingly graceful, physique around, tail raised, telling you it's time to get to work.
>>9355540Pinkie is Dexter and Pinkie is Dexter
>>9355537What does that even mean?
>>9355549>Mom there's something wrong with this one.>What is it?>I... Never mind.
>>9355542which would be hot, if that was what was intended.
>>9355567He'll clop and then disconnect himself from reality.
>>9355545Hes thinking of going to a brony convention.I don't think he can lower them any further...
>>9355567It's like that thing you do in class where you rub yourself and it gets sticky and makes you happy.
>>9355319Uhh>>9355468What he said
>>9355542I think it's the glassesshe doesn't look juvenile enough
>>9355545Holy shit you're aliveDude could you link me to your stories? I lost the short one with dominatrix Rarity and dear god I need to fap.
>>9355571>Both derpies say it at the same time.
>>9355545I'm not talking about bronycon. Things like San Japan and Anime Matsuri have a bit higher class clientèle in the looks department, not to mention much less autism. Goign by what I've been told by conhopping friends, the number of fatluses and sperglords is a lot lower than what I originally thought. From what it sould like it's mostly a bunch of anime/manga/vidya fans getting together and getting drunk/high at a massive fucking party.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0OwoFTlsrJMIs it me or is the lady in this video shaped a lot like common humanized pinkie pie interpretations?
>>9355593getting laid isn't all that difficult, no matter what your problem or proclivity.
>>9355593GONNA NEED A LINK TO THE REAL PICTURE
>>9355549That Derpy and Dinky look really adorable.
>>9355552That's when Aspirant's bunkmate snatched the phone from his hands and began reading the very post he had just written.At first he was chuckling, thinking it was merely your standard romantic novelesque type writing. But after reading the last line about a tail raised, the smile vanished from his face and was replaced by confusion and horror.
>>9355549>>9355549I really love this dinky. it reminds me exactly of my little sister.
>>9355221I don't read /pol/, is everyone there as crazy as the people posting in this thread?
>>9355549I've seen this art style multiple times yet I never figured out who it is. Would you mind telling me if you know?
>>9355632if you have bad anxiety it's pretty much impossible
>>9355549I like it when the ponies do horsy thangs
>>9355633>not knowing about the grad galactic inquisitorHow does it feel to be swine?
>>9355642I like this fanon.
>>9355540Rude Pank with straight hair, normal pank as normal Dexter.
>>9355622Should I continue? Could be a bit, this shits hard to type on a phone. Can't do exactly what I want. I fear making sub par product.
>>9355670the princess one you tool
>>9355669I wish a pony would ride me non-sexually
>>9355596Thanks for clearing that up, Jessy. For some reason people were freaking out thinking you were leaving.
>>9355493Soooo adorable and hot.
>>9355660The Living Machine 02. Don't know if he still does pone, but is still one of my favorite human pone artist.
>>9355632'laid' isn't exactly an issue. I could go follow my brother around downtown on any given night and get laid.
>>9355689>Somewhere Aspirant's cell phone provider is looking at his usage.>And slowly fapping.
>>9355670I KNOW WHO IT ISI NEED THE LINK TO THE OTHER PICURE
>>9355695people seem to misread "I haven't been there in a while" to "I'M LEAVING FOREVER", which is stupid
>>9355664then you should just give up. or get a whore.
>>9355689Maybe you could put it on pastebin and link it when it's done?
>>9355647Yeah, that could happen someday. Not this day, since I'm the guy in charge and also distracted my roomie.Good laugh though. Makes me think of the time a friend recorded himself reading that Trixie fic I did while he was drunk. Good times.
>>9355546shiieeeeeeeeetI didn't know GR did Pinkie in a tuxunf
>>9355738>MLPG>In charge of not taking the smallest thing and blowing it radically out of proportion.
>>9355675It is a great fanon.
>>9355675It's a funny fandom.
>>9355778Hiatus is a tough season, Anon.
I actually fucked a pony mare over spring break, it smelt like shit, but it was really tight and milked the fuck out of me with that winking, still worth it in the end.
>>9355669I wish pony me existed
>>9355780In my head canon she had sex with a unicorn in canterlot once and she got pregnant.
>>9355767This is too weird even for me. Just the itchy butt thing I mean, the rest is fine.
>>9355767What the fuck is this? Who the fuck is this? Who the fuck drew this?
>>9355754That's...an interesting idea. Not sure I can do on this phone though. copy/paste being a pain in the ass.I could always revisit the idea and make it better/lengthier, if you'd prefer.>>9355712Never thought about that.
>>9355778That happens in most of the internet though so you can't really blame 'em
>>9355706looks reminiscent of JJ.
>>9355780>>9355801MILF Derpy is best Derpy.That Soarin'/Derpy/Colgate was hot as all hell
>>9355767>my spidey sense is tingling!
>>9355858I was thinking the same thing.
>>9355820That's cool, man.
Holy shit, who thought this was a good idea?http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/03/discussion-create-pony-government.html> in before "MAXIMUM AUTISM"I'll play the game once maybe, but there's NO reason to PONY it at all.I just want to keep punching Seth until my arm wears out.
>>9355852>everyone else is doing it>so I might as wellThere it is, the underlining logic of moral decay.
>>9355801Dah, is true
>>9355833Pls respond, she looks interesting
>>9355833it's the fetish OC of a mystery artist
>>9355874>EQDAnd that is why you fail.
>>9355882>moral decaymoral decay is my fetish, anon
>>9355874I love this
>>9355858>>9355870I kinda see what you mean, but I much prefer TLM to JJ.
>>9355918LEAVE THIS PLACE.
Which pony would make the best cat?
>>9355889>Mystery ArtistLooks like Corwin to me. Like he's scribbling to disguise himself.
>>9355874Who really actually even cares
>>9355918>inb4 100.000 fics about my little pony in a bioshock infinite setting
>>9355606I don't keep an archive of my cloppy stuff, but look me up on fimfiction. I have a few fics squirreled away there.
>>9355936Pinkie, because she likes to play the most. She'd get into it and meow and purr and rub up against you and everything.
>>9355922He IS pretty great.I fucking love the chins and elbows. Not sure why.
>>9355941>And we send them all to /v/ as a care package.
>>9355937He's going pretty crazy with the fetish stuff lately.
>>9355767Is that Gillou?
>>9355956>>9355970I don't think I've seen any fan art of Rarity as a cat unfortunately
>>9355951Speaking of which, last preview for tonight. I'll see if I can get a first draft on fimfiction tomorrow:The collar of bride-to-be's flimsy dress stood no chance against the assaulter's powerful grip. In one tug, it tore in half, leaving Cadance's small breasts defenseless in the open air. Chrysalis easily palmed them in each hand, carressing gently in her best imitation of foreplay. As blood rushed through Cadance's body, Queen Chrysalis marveled at the nipples becoming erect beneath her. Forming perfect peaks atop her pert breasts, the nubs were massive in comparison to the rest of her bust. That was one detail that Chrysalis would have missed otherwise."Get into character, it's more fun that way," she said as she bent down, pinning Cadance beneath her. Her heavy breasts spilled on top of Cadance's own, the fabric of the queen's dress the only barrier between them. Gripping the younger girl's throat in her hand. the queen forced her lips onto her victim's, prying the tight lips open with her snaking tongue. Warmth and wetness met her mouth as she rocked her body, grinding her hips against the princess's struggling body. All the while, the princess clawed and kicked and screamed into her rapist's mouth, but was unable to dissuade her.
>jessy not deadI was so scared
Fucking cat keeps sneezing on my chair and leaving behind these giant globs of snot.It looks as though I spunked all over the place and just left it there.
>>9355982Nope, it's some itchy-butt thing that an anon created as some kind of ultimate fetish waifu. She does look like gillou, but I think she's green.
>>9355942when I said artists don't generally leave I wasn't trying to be negative if you took it that way, sorry. More the opposite
>>9355942>Skybreaker and Blitz are in lezbeans now.IMPOSSIBLEPLANES ARE NEVER IN SAME SEX FEELS!
So the entirety of 2 threads ago were pointless.Instead of pointing fingues and panaicing that MLPG's actions may have shunned someone it's likes away, maybe change should happen now so this doesn't happen again.Or do you like playing American Congress Tries To Deal With The Fiscal Cliff?
>>9355918Say what you will about seth and crew but they've got a pretty damn good graphic designer on tap.
>>9355942Is there an easy list of these ponies names? I haven't really bothered with this plane pony stuff until now. They look really cute.
we should move to the sub
>>9356027That's the F22 and Eurofighter.
>>9356014>implying that's SB and Blitz
>>9356018I think the most important lesson here is to stop taking everything so seriously and for the love of god take your fucking meta to the dead horse
>>9356014That's Mayday and Runway. The texan and russian plane pones.
Does anyone have Eurobeat WIP's?
>>9356047Oranges are better.
>>9356027https://www.dropbox.com/sh/4qwh12nglfvyh3k/TrEEFHzGAfAll organized, and shit.
Sorry to blue ball, I'll let your imagination and any aspiring anons to fill in the details.Sorry again, this won't happen anymore if I can help it.Gnight MLPG. I'll work on being better for the stories to come.
>>9356021But it's just bioshock's logo but with ponies
>>9356054>eurofighter>russianare you high?
>>9355998I worry about those things a lotthere were some soup stains on my bedsheets and I noticed a lot of used tissues built up on my desk when I had a coldI masturbate all the time but nobody must know
>>9355990I don't often make fun of people for writing what they like, but you really really should stop
>>9356079>>9356031alright! lets go! I'll see you guys there!
>>9356073Night Marine. Semper Fi.Remember the Alamo.
>>9355882What? No, I'm saying that no matter where on the internet things always get blown out of proportion. I wouldn't like it to happen, but it's going to anyways. But enough of that, have a pony.
>>9356063Fuck you, sugarcube.
>>9356064Well shit, thanks.
>>9356080>Getting called sent....
One more day until the comic comes out. Don't miss it
>>9356109why, what's wrong?
>>9356081Oh, the picture of her talking seemed like a russian accent. Which accent would Runway have?
>>9356118The nmm comic? I already read it.
>>9356109he just wanted to pick on someone and you were being helpful
What if pony hit growth spurt before cutie mark
>>9356129Okay never mind I don't have that many...
>>9356049Where it the jet porn
>>9356129>They attempt to fight Discord.>He simply produces a laser pointer.>Chaos.
>>9356129Ah I had seen that before but forgot about it.I would definitely still watch my little kitty.
>>9356137Yup I know so did IBut a bunch of people still want the rips anyway.
>>9356158Got you covered, bro.
>>9356158Plane pones are never for sexual. Are you new here?
>>9355549>>9355642That Dinky is adorable.
>>9356137I'll read it again when the high quality version will be available.I wonder if the Garvity Falls creator found out what happened with Lauren and the show and felt awkward for what he said
So TAW isn't right?Dang.
So which of you go to the draw threads?you know who you are
>>9356199He isn't right about what?
>>9356195My favorite is still this one.
>>9356075It still had to be made. That kind of image isn't just a text box.
>>9356212I go there. I'm probably not the one you are thinking of though. Although I have requested goo ponies in the past
>>9356136Middle-European. Possibly Scandinavian, but that would be more appropriate for the Gripen, but I don't expect Jessy to have that kind of aerospace knowledge.
>>9356155is there any more pinkie paw?
>>9356230>Someone can use Photoshop.LET US PRAISE THIS WONDERFUL ACT OF ARTISTIC GENIUS!
>>9356242There's nothing wrong with a little goo
>>9356221I'd be a big brother to any of them.
>>9356269Heh, that was one of my requests
>>9356258>Pinkie PawI like youlet me try, uh, Rainbow Cat
>>9356269That's not a goo-monster.That's a Gulpin.
>>9356273Who gives a fuck about him?
>>9356292Is that a pokemon or something?
>>9356283So what if the main 6 met the plane ponies?
>>9356212I check it every couple of weeks hoping to see some of paladins drawings
>>9356151What if pony always stays the same
>>9356272Me too. I'd really like to take them all on a field trip or something.
>>9356259I don't know why you're making this into an argument. It's not like thats a simple thing to do.
>>9356294I don't know, someone keeps bringing him up
>>9356221God dammit all of them look adorable as shit
>>9356331I think taw killed himself at this point.
>>9356197>>9356255>awkward about what he saidWhat did he say, and why should he feelnawkward about it?
>>9356325Pokemon was a few years behind me. My little brother had the gameboy color games for it though, and those were fun.
>>9356294You need to take the good with the bad mlpg.
>>9356311Drones don't feel, it's fine.
>>9356305a pokemon that can digest steel plates.
>>9356289sorry to dishearten you anon but I was not being original. see >>9356155
>>9356230>>9356318Ignore them, they're just angry because>hurr brony news site!!!>stop liking what I don't like!>I-it's just a simple edit! therefore it can't be praised for looking nice!
>>9356306I think skybreaker would have narcissistic battles with Rarity. I think skybreaker would win.
>>9356356I don't know man. After all she said about the show, and how she can't even watch it anymore...All her life she'll be remembered for ponies
Which cat would make the best pony?
>>9356312>Signed up as a chaperone on one of Ms. Cheerilee's field-trips>Chatting with her on the bus as it heads to your destination>When you're not talking to her, sometimes whoever sits behind you pokes you in the back of the head and asks you questions
>>9356355Heard he's not even writing anymore.
>>9356373Everything I do is failure
>>9356415...Opal is the only cat.
>>9356403Who gives a fuck about faust?
>>9356403>All her life she'll be rememberedAt least she will be.
meh. still can't draw luna's face well enough to color, though i think im getting closer. lyra time !
>>9356356never mind, just read his twitter.
>>9356423The last fic he wrote was like six months ago.
>>9356415SOMEONE JUST ASKED THATpinkie pie
>>9356435Was she grown in a lab or something?
>>9356449Do you have an idea, or are we going to see her cuddling up in a pile of sheets and sweaters?
>>9356373>HORK HORK HORK HORK HORK HORK HORK HORK>NEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEENEE>DUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM--!>DUUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM--!
>>9356449I've never been a huge fan of oval blush marks in general but that eye is really greatcute
>>9356306What ever happens, It would be cute as fuck
So what is MLPG doing these days beside watching new episodes.
>>9356506Looking for a job. Being very frightened for my future. The usual.
>>9356506>watching new episodes
>>9356473Okay let me rephrase it.Opal is the only at we've seen in the show. Okay wait no there's also Fluttershy's one but we know nothing about her other than she looks cute.
>>9356418>It's Diamond Tiara.>Her blouse is slightly undone as she leans in and nearly breathes into your ear.>"When we get to camp...Will you help me with stretching my box?"
>>9356476i was going to do a quickie with her with a scarf that's bon bon's colors like i did with bon bon a day or two agothough that's bretty kawaii...
GreenPC, what the hell is this.
Looking for people who want to participate on the MLPG music collab, please reply to this post if you're interested.
>>9356517oh god that sshnnnngg
>>9356506Thought about ending my drawings and leave mlpg.
>>9356545Your idea comes first. Mine will still be there.
>>9356547Looks like a pony to me.
>>9356537>that entire post
>>9356551What kind of music?
>>9356322Oh God, my heart can't handle this. How do I make them happy?
Which pone can orally service a human the best
>>9356535Opal is Mr Mumbles?
>>9356221>hairclipVery nice touch.
>>9356577>same thing posted twiceI was expecting more pony Seinfeld
>>9356551I've got Reason and nothing better to do with my time. Why not? Details?
>>9356601Flitter. She's a champion cocksucker, human or stallion alike.
>>9356651Her sister's technique is leagues ahead of hers. Flitter just enjoys it a lot more.
>>9356641>actual pony SeinfeldThank you
>>9356683She especially love putting her nice in your pubes and just inhaling.And letting out a low moan after.
>>9356612And Rarity is Dan.
>>9356707Pallette swap knock off.
>>9356683Oh godDo they practice together?
>>9356691did people actually think seinfeld was funny?
Would you hold this pony down and tickle her?
>>9356620Everyone laughRoll on snare drumCurtain
>>9356605>>9356589Any kind of music will do.What I got so far is that we're making a summer album, release on June 21, deadline a bit before that so we can get artwork and other shizzle done, no limits on songs anyone can make.
>>9356729You dont really want to have this conversation. It doesnt end well.
>>9356707>Pallette knock off.Holy shit...>Bronies.I am still shocked, a little.>Probably going to get tons of fans.Not I am a little disgusted.
>>9356418>Twist amuses herself with her TI calculator>She's got at least three games on it, but she has way more fun making fractals with the Curves/Graphing settings.
>>9356734I would tickle her everywhereShe'd be all out of breath and smiling afterwards
>>9356707>recolor of palette swap>palette swap literally means recolor
>>9356768Never mind, this metaphor isn't going anywhere.
>>9356729Every other sitcom copied its jokes so it no longer seems original.
>>9356707>(Mod Notice: I'm not actually 18 in real life. And I'm also the owner of go-ask-applebloom, askthesparkle, askthefluffyponies, and Co owner of go ask snowdrop.)
>>9356713She loves the scent of a man.
http://corwin-draws-lewd-things.tumblr.com/post/46317072197/you-may-have-a-lot-of-dream-monster-girls-but-imWill you guys stop defending him now that he's dragging this shit into MLPG?
What do you do when you feel you've let down the people you want to bring happiness to the most, because you've inflicted the duty on yourself like its the only way to feel useful?
>>9356769Which pony would be most skilled at tickling themselves?
mlpg I really am leaving. this is my final post here.
>>9356761Bullshit, that ain't more fun at all.I own four of the fucking things. I loaded everything I could possibly fit on my 84+, and almost bought another one to put a 3rd-party OS on. Also became a wizard at TI-BASIC. You ever write a 3D raycasting engine? No? You better back it up.
>>9356822will you stop shitposting?
>>9356322but that's you
>>9356828I wish I could draw like this.
>>9356833ApplejackShe's had a lot lonely nights on the farm and has become adept at making her tail prehensile
>>9356832Who you think you are rose?
>>9356822>I don’t often go into my proclivities, but I am going to tentatively reveal that I am extremely perverse and am into all kinds of super esoteric and weird stuff.I'm really really really worrying about him.
>>9356858All ponies have prehensile tails anon.DYEWTS?
>>9356833Twilight, because she has no friends
>>9356893She doesn't need friends, she has a guard harem now.Or, just the banner bearers.
>>9356893well that explains why I'm so good
Ever known someone who quit drawing mlpg? Did you like there work so much you'd post it on here?
>>9356911>tfw you will never be a part of a pone harem.;_;
>>9356884so pretty much, Klondike is Seinfeld
>>9356923Yes, I did!
>>9356868Of course not. I try to be helpful, like Rose I guess, but I'm not trying to emulate anyone.I just want to make people happy, and when I can't I feel useless.I'm sorry, I needed to vent I think. I'll take it to tumblr. Pony on.
>>9356923There was a guy in the drawthread that quit drawing because the requester bitched him out for not doing the request right.
>>9356938Except that his jokes are twisted in horrible horrible creations that end up more popular than him
>>9356958pic related btw
>>9356769lyra seems to have been getting an influx of sexual pics
>>9356877Well I wouldn't say prehensileFluttershy  can control hers pretty well and so can Rarity .But Dash  and Pinkie definitely can't and I'm not sure about Twilight.1⋅ ᴿᵒᴴ ᵉᵖ 12⋅ ᶠᶦᴹ ᵖᵃʳᵗ 23⋅ ᵀᵒᵒ ᴹᵃᶰʸ ᴾᶦᶰᵏᶦᵉ ᵖᶦᵉˢ
>>9356761>Dinky has an ancient Game Boy Color.>Her mom got it for her from a yard sale with a few games like Kirby's Dreamland and Tetris.>It's not as fancy as