Discuss canon chubby pones.
But I don't like them.
>>9334203They can still be fast
>>9334225I'm sorry, I almost never remember to link the previous thread.
chubby freckled horses are the best horsesthis cannot be disputed
how about chubby bronies?
>fatfags threadno thanks
>>9334203Oh boy I guess it's time to talk about Fluttershy
And time for bed.
There are chubby mares, and chubby fillies, and chubby colts...But no chubby stallions.
>>9334260Snips is on his way
I need a stallion x monstergirl ship, statnot this one
>>9334268You're not even chubby sweetiego eat like 10 milkshakes and then we'll talk
>>9334260Rarities dad maybe, but I probably wouldn't call that chubby exactly.
>>9334272a little coltPipsqueak or Rumble
>>9334203You would, you queer.
>>9334280hes strong not fat
>>9334282Okay umwell that's half of a ship
this is so pathetic it even hurts
>>9334296Oh I thought you were going to use your monster girl Gioueio
>>9334296EdithGillouThose are the only ones I know ;_;
>>9334292He's strong fat
>>9334296Rumble anduh, something with wings...a pixie?
>>9334291>that majestic assUNF
>>9334273She has just the perfect amount of puppy fat.
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>>9334292He looks like he was athletic in his younger years and still has some muscle there.
>>9334291Corwin please draw her spreading her buttcheeks.
>>9334272Blueblood and a vampire wench who's really got a taste for his namesake.
>>9334296How about rumble and a centaur?Do those count?I unno.
>>9334316She probably weighs the most out of the CMC followed by Apple Bloom and then lightweight Scoots
>>9334297If somebody wanted to donate me a mare fleshlight, i would not oppose.
>>9334291I can't hold all these unfs.
>>9334325I haven't reached that level of lewdness yet.Give me a chance, man.
>>9334335I more or less ascribe to this as what I figure Sweetie would look like as a human.
>>9334327rumble and sweetietaur
>>9334335The most suitable filly for cuddling.
>>9334297How gay are you?
Why is she so purple /co/?
>>9334349you have two weeks Corwin. I HAVE to see her little butthole.
>>9334335she's a growing girl
>>9334366Leth, please kiss me.
>>9334349CorwinPls draw her clenching things in her butt cheeks
I like this chubby pone.Sexually.
>>9334367Not anymore she's not
>>9334354that sweetie reminds me of Nanako from P4
>>9334356Are centaurs tall like regular horses?
>>9334372Two grnLoira is more minty
>>9334374Fluttershy wouldn't even kiss youand she kisses everyone
>>9334380Too bad, that's Mr. Cake's waifushe's taken
>>9334371Anon, that sounds like a really complicated and extra-extra-lewd thing to draw. I don't think I'm skilled enough yet to pull it off, and I'm also still too shy.>>9334378Not tonight.
>>9334316That's not puppy fat, THIS is puppy fat
>>9334335Sweetie Belle is a bouncy marshmallow.Apple Bloom is probably the heaviest. She's a farm girl and her talent is construction so she's got muscle.Scoots is probably the lightest though.
>>9334400Ross, you've been overtaken in the unfy fatness department. Just go.
>>9334374But that's gay probably
>>9334413he's never been in that departmenthe's the creepy pedo janitor doodling on the windows with his fingertips
Guys, what cartoons that are still on air do you watch?Since there is no pony and YJ got cancelled i have nothing left
>>9334398Promise me you will one day.
>>9334429Why are you a homophobe, Leth
>>9334433HAHAAHHA on the windows with my fingertips? At least someone's tryin to be funny around hereOkay, who wants a fat Sweetie Belle?
>>9334429Fly me to the moonLet me boop among the stars
>>9334398how about a shot from the frontcan we at least see some big ol titties
>>9334438I can't promise anything at this point, anon. This whole world of risque stuff is weird still. Luckily, no one seems all that vocally upset with me.
>>9334297>not buying Rare White
>>9334453Let me see what spring is likeOn Boopiter and Mars
>>9334386I'd say more like a princess pone than a full-on horse
>>9334460You will. One day.
>>9334459The reason I drew both Rarity's Mom & Mrs. Cake from the back is because I have trouble drawing anything but silly cartoon faces and that doesn't quite match the attempts at semi-realistic anatomy I'm going for.Also, because I found a helpful guide for drawing fat butts from behind.
>>9334436>I now realize I haven't watched a single cartoon since MLP in a monthHoly crackers, Top Gear.
>>9334450I just had a mental image of Ross in a janitor's uniform crashing through a girl's locker-room, screaming "WHO WANTS A FAT SWEETIE BELLE?!??" while he wildly swings a mop-handle everywhere and 3rd/4th-Graders run screaming out of the room
>>9334436Watch Dan Vs.
>>9334436Gravity Falls is pretty good
>>9334450Guess all that whining about how hard it is for you to not draw obese shit was for nothing huh? As if we gave a fuck.
>>9334486Hahahaha, like some 90s black comedy that bombs at the box office and everyone blames David Spade because Chris Farley's dead.
>>9334506Wow, you really are a pedophile.
>>9334499>two weeks after the factHoly shit, Van Winkle
>>9334404> bouncy marshmallowDoes she have a cute belly? Can I rub it?
>>9334465In other words, hold my hoofIn other words, baby >rape me
>>9334506Ross you are a pedophile. Do you hang out with megasweet?
>Corwin and ross in the same threadWe are about to overflow with poorly-drawn fat, someone help.
>>9334533>"I don't know can you?"
>>9334517It was a nice drawing challenge to draw something at that angle. And it was a request someone had.
>>9334517Is that supposed to be an insult?
>>9334552This picture is fucking beautiful.
>>9334552too fuzzy, not marshmallowy enough
Go to bed.
>>9334552IT'S SO FUCKING FUZZY AND CUTE
>>9334436Nigga I can spit out a few, Regular Show, Adventure Time, Gravity Falls, Transformers Prime. Take your pick.
>>9334610Dont make me bring out the "Dearly Departed" list again.
>Taking a nap on the couch>Sweetie Belle comes in, tired from a long day of trying to find her cutie mark, and sees you snoozing quietly in the living room.>Realizes she's actually pretty tired herself.>She hops up onto you, paces in a circle like a little dog, curls up and falls asleep.
>>9334590Kraut/Ross didn't you die?
>>9334606much betterwould give ear-scratchies
>>9334604It's a mold.
>>9334558If someone requested that I draw pedoshit that doesn't mean I'd do it and it would be magically okay.
>>9334629Aw lawd lawd! Dis nigga ere be bringing out his list and shit! Oh my lawd have mercy!
>>9334639Well what would you do with a fuzzy pony?Shave it?
>>9334656You aint gon like it
>>9334658I would rub my face in the fuzziness. I wouldn't be able to contain myself.
>>9334658give it a glass of water
>>9334679we got a regular comedian over here
>>9334658Isn't this artist a ruskie
>>9334498Did it got better?The last episode i watched was summerween and i kinda lost interest because all episode are >hurr Dipper is lusting for Wendy>supernatural shit happens that somehow gets in the way of Dipper and his lusting for Wendy>supernatural shit gets resolved and Dipper keeps lusting for Wendy
>>9334658I love the soft eyes expression.I wish more pictures were drawn with them.
>>9334658Not shave.Just a trim.
>>9334708I wish I was better at drawing them, like Mew.
>>9334711Now why in the hell would you shave or trim that wonderful fuzz?
>>9334724He just has to work on those jew noses.
>>9334728the same reason you trim your hairsometimes shit just gets too long, yo
>>9334737And his anon is like mega gay to the max.
>>9334646>No-one will ever take a mold of your dick
>>9334737>you'll never make Lyra that happy
>>9334757>gayIsn't he just uber beta
>>9334757it burns my very soulLyra needs a fucking lumberjack.
>>9334766I try not to think about it, I just like that face
>>9334763What makes you say that?THE FACT SHE'S NOT REAL?
>>9334246It pleases me that there is now a brony picture that I can flat out, objectively state is more embarrassing than mine.
>>9334761I'd be too afraid of something going horribly wrong anyways.
>>9334780nothat gif is too saddon't post it again
>>9334780WHEN IS SEASON 3
>>9334785You like her face? You think it's cute?She has a cute everything, anon.
>>9334802but it's how I feeland it's how I'll feel for the next 20 minutes
>Brony's over-saturate the fandom with shit loads of conventions, all with loads of show guests.>VAs are now too busy with conventions to be able to work on the show very much.>S4 not coming until Winter.It all makes sense. This is our fault.
>>9334827you could have stopped it
>>9334768Implying lyra would wa->big strong lumberjack handsuh...
>>9334768Lyra just needs the D. She doesn't care from whom.
>>9334805I think she's very cuteThe cutest, evenSo cute that she's my waifu despite being a background pony
>>9334827>Even though they only need to spend a few weeks recording per season if thatur dum
How many ponies would a pony pony if a pony could pony pony?
>>9334794that could have something to do with it
>>9334827>too busy with conventions to be able to workHow and why would this happen?
>>9334851That's how many conventions there are, anon.
>>9334837>>9334844But imagine the look on Lyra's face when she sees a guy three times bigger than that twig anon bristling with muscle. And undoubtedly scars.
>>9334848>waifuing a background character?Why? What is it that you like about her?
>>9334827Are you fucking retarded
>>9334859>Lyra will never aggressively suck on your entire hand.;_;
>>9334799It'd probably not be too bad actually. If you've ever worn braces you know that making molds is actually pretty non-harmful. My years of going to the orthodontist helped to lessen my gag reflex
>>9334865I really like her mane
>>9334865nigga it says why right in the postshit
>>9334865>chooses from these 5 douchnozzles and 1 autismatic princessAbsolottery Disgusterbar
It'd be cool to spend the hiatus coming up with a town and its occupants and think of shit they could go through.
>>9334859>Lyra gets stoned>she spends an hour playing with your hand>shaking your hand and making your fingers wiggle as she giggles stupidly at them.>"Your hands are awwwwwwesome...!">"Lyra, it's 2 in the morning. I need to sleep."
>>9334851>>9334860>>9334868>4chan reading too much into a joke
>>9334898Because she's cute? that's really the only reason?That seems kinda shallow anon.
>>9334902Fuck you anon, I read >Lyra gets stoned and instantly thought of the biblical definition.
>>9334907>"i JUST PRETENDED TO BE RETARDED GUYS LOL TROLL YOU XDXD"
>>9334874I wish I saved that Lyra/anon hands fic.
You have a time machine.If you go back, you inexplicably have some form of influence over the shows staff, hasbro and the first handful of pony fans on /co/ that they'll listen to what you have to say.How do you fix this? Save the show, save the internet from this thing we call the pony fandom.
>>9334827that reminds me>Ashleigh Ball is hasn't attended to another convention since january bronyconI just want to know what made her want to avoid the fandom.>inb4 hurr she is disgusted by the fandom in generalNo, something specific must have happened.She was pretty ok with the fandom
>>9334917>Lyra is stoned for her heretical feelings for humans.
>>9334920Is it possible to use a buzzword without actually using a buzzword?Because sarcastic greentext rephrasing has pretty much reached the point of buzzword and this guy just looks autistic right now.
>>9334925I would get in with the fandom and drawing shit very early and I'd be making money off of it and have lots of online friends by now.
>>9334917>a group of stallions will never stone you in the town square for being a harlot, before stripping you, sticking you in the stocks, and having their way with you
so how did people here like the leaked nightmareaity comic
>>9334926She's attending Fiesta Equestria in June Also>Hey Ocean!
>>9334926You do realize she is in a band right? A band that tours?
>>9334901it's called SimCity
>>9334925Get rid of Fluttershy
>>9334940I am waiting to buy it at the store.
>>9334926MaybeShe just doesn't lust for attention
>>9334928Anon would save her.
>>9334925I prevent the February 2011 bans.
>>9334950She'd probably leave on her own if you asked her
>>9334963WE NEED HER CRUCIFIEDIT'S ALL YOU HAVE TO DO
>>9334950Never got around to finishing this show, why is scanty's face all fucked up?
>>9334938I would actually do this. I wouldn't want to stop the show. It's nice, and I'm pretty sure there are little girls out there that enjoy it, so it would be a hame to deprive them of that. Also, online frens would be nice.
Babybabybabybabybabybaby b-b-babybaby babyYeEeEeEeAaAaAh!
>>9334940It's nice aside from the 200% cooler joke. Though I'll overlook that since it was part of Rarity's dream.I don't understand why they used season 1 luna though.
>>9334970JCSS-anon?Is that you?I'm overjoyed to meet you face to face.
>>9334980>200% coolerThat's pretty cool.
>>9334982There are several of us, anon.But, apparently we've been getting quite a name all around the place.
>>9334699yes, the last two epsiodes have been the best yet.so good it sopped me from almost dropping it after a few bad eps.
>>9334925>Make EqG>Deputize some retards to write all the articles for no pay>Roll in adsense bucks and free plane tickets
>>9334974Gainax are master Rusemen
>>9334980Takes place between seasons 1 and 2.
chilled with a factor of 0.2
>>9334980there is uTines rip?
>>9334945Costanza is in a band too and she attended to Canterlot Gardens.How come Ashleigh couldn't attend to another convention?Was she touring during the entire year?
>>9334914Well I don't know anything else about her, what am I supposed to say? I like the fact that she's as fascinated by our species as we are of hers but that's pure fanonShe's the first pony that really caught my eye and if I had the opportunity to find out more about her I would
>>9334925>"So this is Cadence the Unicorn Princess--">"Let's give her wings. It'll sell more toys that way--">VOIP!>"No, keep her a unicorn. Celestia and Luna are the only two winged unicorns we've seen, and there's clearly a reason for that.">"Okay. So as I was saying, She's a unicorn princess and she's engaged to Twilight's new brother--">"Make sure there's some mention of them before the episode. Just in the interest of good storytelling.">"Okay.">"Make her Twilight's Babysitter so we have a reason to hype her - we can sell more toys that--">"Shut up and sit down you greasy little corporate weasel. She's marrying Twilight's brother, that's reason enough to bring the main cast to the wedding."
>>9335002would you toss your waifu mulpug?
>>9335002She's been all over the place anon.She was in Portland last month.
>tfw waiting for a reply message.THE WORST FEELING IN THE WORLD.
>>9334997I thought it took place between season 2 and 3.
>>9334203> cubby poniesSo ... Mrs. Cake chubby, or "Pinkie is probably a little fatty"?
howdy MLPG, what's shakin'?
>>9335016>not using alicorn
>>9335006My oldest Lyra picture is from October 23rd, 2011.I've liked minty horse for a long time.
>>9335001What's the joke?
>>9335021I'm still waiting for a guy to pay me back the $100 I loaned him to make a house payment. It's been a week since the day he said he'd pay me back on and he hasn't responded to e-mail or twitter.I'd say my reply wait is a bit worse than yours.
>>9335034>those columnsDoes this person even architecture?
>>9335040That in the show they traveled back in time 20 minutes I think.
>>9335054The Lyra is nice, that's all that matters.
You know what bothers me about these conventions? It's a convention for a show that the voice actors don't even care about. I feel like they don't even give a shit, not like a Marvel Comics panel where everyone's happy to answer questions.I may be wrong
>>9335034>July 18th, 2011pic related
>>9335054Looks like a photoshop from a clipart site to me, Captain.
>>9335040You should watch Wakfu, it's good and I don't want to ruin it
>>9335058> implying she would hug a human with those club-arms/legs
>>9335058They Lyra is pretty nice. Those columns are standing on their head.
>>9335070I don't want to watch it. What's the joke?
>these are officialI want them
>>9335040Spoilers.Basically he's spent 200 years getting energy to travel back in time to save his family. But he only manages to go back in time 20 minutes, so he goes full feels mode and offs himself.
>>9335060Well I don't know about now, but the first couple cons, yeah, it was awkward as fuck for them. VAing is just a job for them, and for this show you really dont expect it to take off.
>>9335082Go watch it and you'll get it.Neither I nor the anon you are responding to are going to ruin it.
>>9335061Hey man, I've only been in MLPG since September of 2011.
>>9334925Make the guy who made the first /b/ thread not do that.Find the guy who first said brony and tell him no to say that.Make the first episode that airs Applebuck season. Move the very first two parter until latter. I'm still absolutely convinced the three week cliff hanger is what single handedly caused shit to EXPLODE.Convince the really angry pony hating namefags that other people posting about the show isn't a personally attack on their masculinity. they have nothing to prove on an anon message board.if i could change all that, i'm sure we'd be still posting on /co/ and we'd only have new threads on epsiode days and there woudld be no cons or news stories or aything
>>9335087God fucking dammit anon, you should have made him watch the series himself.
>>9335090> he's not going to ruin it>>9335087Yeah, this is why I don't watch many cartoons. Especially French ones.
>>9335092A lot of that seems awfully selfish anon
>>9334925>"All these people are REALLY offended by this wall-eyed pony in the latest episode.">"Fuck - pull it down before we get sued--">"Lemme show you something...">"...These emails are from the same three people?">"Yeah. Also these letters from a BUNCH of "disabled" people and petitions from the fans, asking you not to change the character. More people like her, than are offended by her.">"Wow...">"Yeah. You're gonna have PC-slave types no matter what you do, so fuck them - keep the episode as-is."
>>9335103>>he's not going to ruin itwasn't me
>>9335094> wow you really should force some guy to watch a series just to 'get' the in-joke after he said he doesn't want to watch it.I know full well DEM HIPS and other parts of the series, I just don't want to wade through a whole fucking show - let alone one in unsufferable Frog tongue.
>>9335094Well he should still watch it anyways.
>>9335087You forgot to mention that the energy he collected was the life essence that exists in all living things. He committed genocide after genocide all with the belief that it would all be undone in the end only to succeed in going back 20 minutes, undoing only the last of his sprees. He was crushed under the weight of his sin.
OKNMLPGSO WHAT IFTHERE WAS THIS PONY GAMERIGHT?>Implying you'll ever even startSTILLwhat if it was sort of episodicIt's in 4 partsPart 1 is based around CelestiaPart 2 is based on Luna3 on Cadence4 on TwilycornAnd it's filled with mythology and biblical references because I'm creatively bankrupt and because gods
>>9335140> that pictureMah niggah, Spike.
>>9335089Yeah, It's like they're trying to give a speech about a subject they didnt study up on."What's in store for the next season!?">"I uh... I don't know, I just voice fluttershy... maybe more friendship
>>9335110They got rid of derpy because of the ten thousand save derpy emails.And by "got rid of" I mean "kept literally exactly the same cross eyes and all but raised the voice an octave and got rid of the shitty awkward sounding internet meme word name."
>>9335140Does anyone remember that old Chappelle Show skit for the Home Stenographer?
and then she whored for upvotes on imgurI'm gonna draw some fatty Diamond tonight, too
>>9334795> Susan 'The D' AnthonyTotally rolling with this moniker
>it's been 2 years since i discovered the show
>>9335087>>9335123Torrent is downloading.I'm getting some motherfucking popcorn and I'm watching both season all night.
>>9335140There hasn't been one single decent pony game yet. Come on, internet.
Canon chubby poneLook at that adorable chubby filly Babsdon't you just want to slap her a cutiemark?
>>9335156It was supposed to be a nice little nod to the fans. Nothing more or less.>>9335110>Not going back in time to find Yamino and whoever wrote the post whose ideology she adopted out of convenience, and kill them both with a belt-sander.
>>9335087>>9335123>Thinks that everything he's doing won't matter because he'll just undo itWorst partHe wasn't even that bad
>>9335164There's 52 episodes anon. You'll be watching it for a while.
>>9335170I hated Babs at first, but now she's not so bad.
>>9335164> work tomorrow> dick throbbing from new stack I'm takingI tell you, Easter weekend with qt girlfriend can't come soon enoughI'm jelly of your free time and torrent.
>>9335185she is still ugly though
>>9335170Babs is a good kid.It probably helps that that episode came out around the time I had to take a trip to New York.
>>9335123Nox is honestly my favorite antagonist of all timeI think I'm gonna go rewatch the first season
>>9335184Good. I need something to watch while I wait for Doctor Who.
>>9335195yeah she is pretty unpleasant to look at
>>9335183Agreed.Granted he was insane as fuck and did a lot of terrible shit by the time the first season rolled around, but he adamantly believed that he could fix everything again if he could only get his hands on enough energy.
>>9335185I always had a thing for Babs. I figured she'd be one of those sort of stocky, short-framed, curvy-but-strong types who like roller derby and power-fucking.
>>9335195Ehh, she's pretty qt. Not top-tier, but not bad.
>>9335202He's definitely tied for top place in my book.I just can't decide between him and Johann Liebert from Monster.
>>9335195the hell you on about nyggroHer chubbiness, her round face, her slightly smaller eyes, her bacon colored bratty haircut, her fucking adorable stump of a tail, her feces colored coat, her voice, her bangs-blowing, her flank-coveringshe's cutest pony!
>>9335243>"Hey - my eyes are up HERE."
>>9335248Most of those things are awfulHere, let me refer to you an actually cute pony.
>>9335243Mah niggah.I am gonna get some power-fucking on this weekend. Gotta rest up, get some cholesterol in me, keep up the cardio, and belt out some power chords making beautiful music.Ideally like this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgamnNZXneI>>9335269"And my package isn't a bunt cake, so either tear open the package or stop slobbering."
>>9335287* "tear IT open," sorry
>>9335284>DashNow I understand
>>9335305Ross, piss off.
>>9335284I'm not seeing any cute ponies in that picture, here's an actual cute pony for reference
My favorite fetishes are public exposure, exhibitionism, voyeurism, and wardrobe malfunctions. Pony pretty much can't work with any of those. For these reasons, I experience ennui.
>>9335284I want to put my dick in that flying horse
>>9335287>"I'd have to FIND the fuckin' thing first, wouldn't I?"
>>9335316Just ignore him he's pathetic.You should see him whine about how hard it is to not draw obese children. What a bitch.
>>9335320who. the fuck. cares.
I wish applejack was real
>>9335344I wish all pone were reall
>>9335344And what would you do if she was?
>>9335337Well, you, clearly.
>>9335348This makes me laugh
>>9335348Irrelevant, it's not pony.
>>9335324"Don't make promises you can't keep. Pythons are easily spooked."Seriously holy shit let's not do this, this isn't Ponychan.
>>9335243god damn, those thighsI would worship those powerful legs
>>9335320>Rarity is in heat>An event comes up she literally cannot afford not to attend.>She throws on a dress and hopes it covers her enough to spare her some dignity.>Not quite>A stallion standing behind her as someone gives a speech gets to watch her winking after her skirt rides up just slightly.Hope that will tide you over.
>>9335348My favorite part's the guy celebrating in the back.
>>9335348Reported, call the cops, contacted my pastor for spiritual guideance.
>>9335365And people wonder why I angle after derby girls.
>>9335315> Appplebloom> (8)Imagining tons of pictures of Apple Bloom with her name misspelt makes my autism hurt.
>>9335374Search your feelings, Nathan.You know this to be hot.
>>9335364You started it.>"Callin' a worm a python don't make it a python, pal."
>>9335398"Hard to know until you peek - just like your Schrodinger's Box."Seriously this is pretty dumb, but I can only imagine Babs flirts through increasing echelons of insults to see if the other party can "handle it"This does not net her many dates through high school.
>>9335320>wardrobe malfunctionsmy niggaI know your pain
>>9335450I would Trixie a knock.
Hey hey heyIt's DT + BLT. Lookit this bitch, she'll steal your lunch.
>>9335450Rarity would just wonder why we're 'fancy' all the time.
>>9335450Twilight is a cute pony.
>>9334974Panty and Brief fucked in the last episode. When she removed her panties, she flung them at Scanty and it burned her face.
>>9335470Draw more squishy-butt Belle.
>>9335470fuck off we've got good shit going on>>9335471>>9335479>>9335490fucking UNF
>>9335493> Panty and Brief fuckedThat was actually pretty hot / cute. Nothing like emotional catharsis and sex.
>>9335483Get off the phone, throw the dog a bone, some stupid hick-girl country lyrics that I forgot.
>>9335520Do it, fagit.Eh, not my thing.
>>9335520>96My friend can top that he has over 30,000 all individually collected from his time on 4chan
>>9335520go make a thread on /b/ and i'll join you there
>>9335450>You'll never a sexually competitive Trixie>You'll never have AJ be a bro and hit on you when you've got Trixie with you>Trixie will never fuck your brains out that night>You'll never give AJ a nice bottle of scotch as thanks for the favor>>9335502There's this
> mfw the mods are actually asleep
>>9335540I got most of mine from a massive thread on 7chan with over 8000 pics. The rest came from yande.re
where are the ponies?
>>9335559/b/CAUSE ITS NOT PONIESGET IT!?!?!?HAHAHAHAHAseriously though this is a pony thread
>>9335570> yande.re> .reNever, ever.
What happened?Is this the pony thread?
>>9335581we're getting spammed with shitty ross art but anon is dumping some pretty sweet pics.
>>9335581NO, LITTLE ONESRUN, RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FROM HERE
>>9335323I want to fuck Rainbow Dash. I want to make that mare mine. I want to pound away at her until she's pawing at the dirt too ravaged by ecstasy and mindless, endless joy to even know where she is. I want to fuck her so hard and so often there won't be an hour in the day she's not aching both from our last session and with yearning for the next. I want to stroke her cum-soaked wings and kiss her as passionately as I had on our first date, and I want to tell her I love her. I want to fill her so deeply with my seed she has no choice but to bear our children.I want to fuck that gorgeous, sexy, magnificent mare.
>>9335591Stop shilling your shit and take it somewhere else, please.
>>9335591Oh really? Are they pony pictures?Because I like seeing ponies in the pony thread.
>>9335611>I want to fill her so deeply with my seed she has no choice but to bear our children.My boner approves.
>>9335591There are a lot of things wrong with this sentence>spammed by ross artand>sweet pics
>Listening to MHF music >Hype for MH3U once I can afford it My friend has lots of money and bought both versions for some reason and I got to play it on the 3DSshit was cashDo you think there is a community of pone that hunts monsters and wears it as a hat somewhere out there
>>9335623dats one topheavy pony
>>9335618don't you honestly tell me the picture above you isn't disgusting image spam that should be reported?
>>9335603>>>/rules/mlp/2you're gonna get banned either way, kid
>>9335651fuck, its late, oh well i tried
What is inside pinkie's vagina?
>>9335651Yeah, I know.I'm just so fucking bored. I really should be asleep but I don't feel tired at all.
>>9335470>>9335528>>9335520>>9335546>>9335612>>9335603>>9335546ITT: Child porn general
>>9335651Or rather, he's not gonna get banned either way, because the autistic janitor is an amerifat and it's night there, and other janitors don't give a shit.
>>9335646Really funny.I guess there's no point on trying to rerail this thread now, so I'll just go to sleep before I get called a prude for not liking pony porn being spammed
>>9335669Only one of those is recognizably under aged though.
>>9335603> should I?Yes.
>>9335669To be fair, it's not child porn because it's likely not to be modeled on a given child model or uses a child for its direct production.It's fictional art, though most people would find it distasteful.
>>9335669It's funny. My ban just got done with from 3 days ago. I got banned for posting a spoilered comedy porn pic near the end of the thread. Meanwhile on the frontpage of the board there were 4 threads of porn. Now this.
>>9335689>>9335701Those kinds of excuses wouldn't run past a judge or jury you fucking pedos.
>>9335679>hating on pony pornfagrlord and fun police
>>9335502I'm too nicehttp://i.imgur.com/JWn0N8i.png>>9335550>you will never jerk off Trixie's lower horn until she moans and squirts magic
>>9335710I want you to want meI need you to need meI'd love you to love myAnd I'm beggin' you to beg meEtc.
>>9335716> wouldn't run past a judge or juryIn the case of '3701's, They can and have.
>>9335726I feel an extreme desire to suck.
>>9335729Cheap Trick pls.You weren't any good live.
>>9335737You already do.
Allright, let's try to call a mod here via IRC.
>Chrysalis will never use her transformative powers to indulge you in your foot fetish;_;
>>9335738Oh FUCK I laughed
>>9335669HA! Mine stayed up.
>>9335738Pinkie's face is inside her vagina?
>>9335726>Twily and Trixie will never spitroast you>They'll never fill your mouth and colon with magic at the same time>They'll never do it every night>You get hard at just the smell of ozone
>>9335738This is me checking messages right now. I hate this waiting.
>>9335767>They will never demean your slutty ways, making you beg for it each night
>>9335767> You get hard at just the smell of ozonePretty certain magic smells different.It smells like daylight.
>>9335712>porn threads and spam disappear shortly after reading thisi'm now very scared of this anon
>>9335785Yeah I noticed that too. I think I caught onto him.
>>9335767Whoa man, I just want to beat them off to watch the horngasm, I don't want horn in my ass
>>9335795I enjoy this show.
>>9335810She is cute.I'm sure she has delightful feet.>tfw chrysalis will never take a human form to seduce you and break your mind without you realizing anything is strange.
>>9335810HOT DAMN.Do you have a nude version of that?
>>9335810> mfw I would very willingly seed my queen every night for as long as it took to take hold
>>9335810I prefer dark elf chrysalis.I like the nose.
>>9335822I would totally let her feed on my love.
>>9335809you know who doesn't?hitler
>>9335818nobut here's some assy'know, for anal sex
>>9335841Would she consent to anal sex?
>>9335779>You'll never go to a movie with your 2 mistresses>You'll never sit between them>They'll never wisper into your ear that if you don't beat them off they won't fuck you tonight>You'll never jerk the two of them off>You'll never have to palm the tip to keep the sparks from being seen in the dark theater>You'll never have to bend over and swallow their magic cum one at a time so that no-one sees their impressive loads>You'll never hear ponies behind you sniffing the air suspiciously >>9335807I bet you love it in the butt anyways
>>9335841> anal sexLIKE HELL! Stand-up against-the-wall rear-entry breeding is my favorite!
>>9335848Think they'd let me clean myself up before we left the concealing dark of the theater?
>>9335841For the love of god, post more Queen Chrysalis. Pony or Human, doesn't matter.
>>9335848Mentally healthy people don't fantasize about things this ridiculous and demeaning. I think it's time for me to seek help.
Why don't you go watch a mooooovie
>>9335847she can accept your love no matter while orifice you pour it into
>>9335850fellow breeding nigga
>Draw one character a lot over the past month and a half.>Save each drawing in chronological order in one folder.>Go through folder and actually SEE fairly decent improvement.I'M RIDING THE CREST OF A HIGH AND BEAUTIFUL WAVE.
>>9335858There's nothing to clean up thoughJust a strong smell of ozone that burns your throatA tingle and headrush that follows after thatAnd a persistent boner that makes you regret wearing boxers out
>>9335877God, you too?I need to lose about 40 pounds and start bulling on Craigslist. I've got the urge.
>>9335869>Why don't you go watch a mooooovieIs that some sort of cow joke, or were you trying to make her sound sexy?
>>9335867>you're not allowed to fantasize about a fetish I don't understandY'know what, fuck you.Being demeaned and degraded is, quite specifically, my main fetish.
>>9335900Oh no, anon. This is vanilla as fuck.I'm just thinking and putting things in perspective.Can private fantasies be extreme enough to warrant mental health issues, even if you'd never want to act them out in real life? Or even more, if they'd be completely impossible?
>>9335892I prefer it within a committed intimate relationship with the lights off but good luck with that, man! Taking your supplements?
>>9335899Holy shit you got the joke! you actually GOT THE JOKE, HOLY FUCK
>>9335918Use your imagination
>>9335931I wish to be surrounded and filled with her slime.
>>9335921>That vag>Not clit-claws or something bug-likeWhere's the effort?
>you will never join the apple family for dinner and they treat you as one of their own
>>9335936She'd be more than happy to oblige
I can't stop looking at one of my own drawings. It fills me with waifu-like emotions. I won't post it because it isn't pone. But has anyone else ever had this feeling, or something similar?
>>9335936Here read this, you may like it. I still wish there was art of it.
>>9335869It better not be Space Jam or so help me god
>>9335954Do you think it's breathable? Or would it drown me?
>>9335947I bet their cooking is fucking great too, country folk usually make the best family, get-together meals.
>>9335959If it isnt The Fifth Element I'm kicking her out.
>>9335954>Mods deleted the postDear Mods: When will you ever accept that R34 is everywhere on this board? Trying to make this board SFW only makes the porn stronger.
>>9335955I've had that feeling before, on occasion.
>>9335960You need to breath air, idiot.
>>9335959>>9335966It's Shallow Hal.
>>9335967Are you 4?
>>9335955Can't say I have.
>>9335831>geromyI was waiting for this image to come up again so I can remember how much of a sperglord this guys was. Nignog was exactly like whoever runs Ask Surprise when he drew his same face HS shit.
>>9335973Eh, its alright I guess.
>>9335915Getting back on the stack right now, actually. Finding pygeum anywhere but online is difficult, and now Amazon's started their "add-on" program it's even harder to get cheap rates on stuff like the L-Arginine.Doesn't help that I really need to avoid soy for fear of screwing up a thyroid condition. Sunflower lechithin is harder to come by.Are you doing any modifications to your stack?Any word on the best place for kegels for men? My Google Fu is laughable.
What is each pony's favorite park ride?
>>9335973>Shallow HalSON OF A BITCHI wanted to watch TakenWill she at least cuddle me while we watch?
>>9335969Haha, I believe it.My case is worse though, I think, because it's a character I made. It feels weird.
>>9335959It's a shitty romantic comedy that both of you end up talking through and laughing at more than watching. Eventually you warm up to each other and she shares the last of the 2L soda she's been chugging from with you. SHE SHARED.
>>9335981I liked her better with the sprite tomboy haircut. The things that kind of haircut does to my dick.
>>9335994Fluttershy really likes the teacups.
>>9335994All I know is that Rainbow Dash will fucking love Top Thrill Dragster in Cedar Point, Ohio.Back to the point... more Chrysalis, please.
>>9335955Sometimes I look at an old drawing that has a particular feeling associated with it. Not that the piece has a particular story, but my pictures often remind me of my past joys, jealousies and frustrations. Autonomously, they mean absolutely nothing and should be taken at face value. pretty much what Andy Warhol wrote: "From A to B and back again"
>>9335995>I wanted to watch TakenI still have your waifu by the way. Shes already choosing curtains for our new house. Im pretty sure she forgot about you.
>>9336000Corwin... I'm worried about you. This rat obsession is getting out of hand.
>>9336000Same with me. I had an OC sniper girl with a robot arm. I kind of got over it, though, since I stopped drawing her.
>>9336000>waifuing/husbandoing your own OCthat feel
>>9335990What modifications to what 'stack'?
>>9336011It's probably for the best. I mean, how the hell am I going to explain this?
>>9336036Oh, fuck man, then you are my brother.>>9336042You are too.But if I stop drawing her, she'll stop existing. ;_;
>this is a real thing
>>9336052> Touch my butt> touchFucking is touching, right?
We could watch Gandahar next time
>>9336065>Gandahar>Not Time MastersOkay.
Any fat requests? I've had three and its srating to sink inPonies, humanized, whatever
>>9335955Im like that with every new drawing I make. Not because of waifu emotions, i just keep looking at it, judging it.
>>9336061That's nothing compared to the Kar-98 Rainbow Dash paintjob.
>>9336063A lot of repeated, forceful touches but touching nonetheless.
>>9335960Pones in cocoons were just fine so I'd imagine it's breathable You'll feel very strange at first but you'll grow to love it
>>9336061I care so much.
>>9336072fat pony AJ
>>9336072Femsnips. Your choice.
>>9336061That's pretty low power level compared to other things.
>>9336082>Grow to love it.Oh, my...
>>9336072Fat BonBon lying on a livingroom carpet.
>>9336061man it must have taken so long to paint three shitty apples on a gun
>>9336072If this is ross, Pass.If this is someone who does chubbies, for the love of god, Silver Spoon. I LOVE chunky Silver Spoon.
>>9336075Oh, yes, same here.I just mean in this one instance, this one character I made, in this one drawing..... I don't know, I keep looking at her face and stuff and feeling things.
> breeding bros start talking about the stack> fucking trails offFuck my life
>>9336107>chunkyI prefer svelte, personally. Not fat, but just enough softness to look healthy.
>>9336120oh god some assholes on the internet don't want to talk about my fetishes in a my little pony thread on 4chan anymoretruly I am the most cursed being in the universe
>>9336131Well that's okay tooSvelte to chunky is a good spectrum
>>9336140No, more like "fuck my timing."No need to get huffy, Anon.
>>9335990I'm not in a position to indulge my fantasies these days, sadly. When I get back on my feet I hope to make a lucky girl very surprised and very pregnant.
>>9336147>fucking time itselfMLPG, is there anything you won't fuck?
>>9336147>no need to get huffyI disagree.
>>9336104She's good at changing minds and bodies of people she likes
Can we talk about well-endowed unicorn mares making good use of my body and treating me like dirt?
>>9336152> back on your feetHad some trouble recently?> a lucky girlOne you're acquainted with presently?> surprised and pregnantMy broooooooo
>>9336162>tfw trying to ride without training wheels for the first timeGod damn I miss my bike.
>>9336178> implying that's not exactly what I enjoy breeding, whether or not it's just play.
>>9336183Fuck, now I do too.I gotta take it up from my parents' somehow. Maybe on Amtrak?
>"Well hello there, little boy."
>>9336193> mfw crotchtits kind of excite me now in certain art
>>9336168I just want a big strong stallion to cuddle me to sleep. And also I want to be a little beta stallion.
>>9336206Go back to your general
>>9336200face is boring as wallpaper.
>>9336200Go away evil wench
>>9336170In and out of college. Recently single. Fighting depression. But we're not here to talk about my personal life.
>>9336206Those are terrible.
>>9336183>>9336196>not riding a bike to work every>for over a half hour each way
>>9336210I don't get these comics, do the supernatural happenings represent the Salaryman's crushing depression or some shit?
>>9336186>BreedingSeriously, those Flitter stories make me wish I knew a girl like the way we write Flitter sometimes.>tfw you'd blow your entire load deep in her hungry pussy, then spend the rest of the night rubbing her stomach, and making sure your seed took.
>>9336186I was trying to make a joke about your ability to get a woman.S-sorry
>>9336208>not wanting to be in an equal relationship with another big, strong stallion
>>9336226Well, good luck, fet-bro. It's not easy, but I know you can do it.PONY TIME, EHHH?!What would happen if ponies met, you know, fairies?
>>9336234>holding her close until she falls asleep with you still deep inside her
>>9336234I don't get breeding. Why would someone want to throw their life away and be shackled with a dumbass hellspawn child?
>>9336237Just being a tosser, sorry Anon.>>9336234>>9336249Anyone have links to these stories handy?
>>9336255I love those comics.My favorite is the one with the two convicts trying to get rid of the handcuffs
Twily grew up and decided it is time to act first
>>9336221shut up, ross
>>9336252For starters, they DO get smarter. Secondly you'd ideally wait until you're prepared to take care of a kid, settle down.It really taps into "God, I want you, I want you so much and be with you, I want to fuck you silly and make you feel warm and sticky and flex and change and make something wonderful together."It helps that it's typically pretty raw and needful, because there are some times of the month I REALLY want to fuck her - and it's mutual.
>>9336230>that feelI kinda miss not being within a 3 minute walking distance of my work.
>>9336252Because maybe to some people, the idea of parenthood actually sounds kind of nice.And so does the idea of the purest expession of your love for each other, growing day by day in your wife's womb - giving her a piece of you to carry with her; your beautiful child.
>>9336234>>tfw you'd blow your entire load deep in her hungry pussyoh dear god unf>>making sure your seed tookeh, no thanks
>>9336234>"ooh. i think you should blow a few more. y'know, just to be sure."
>>9336243They would capture them and use them as an easy light source
>>9336242Supergay.I'd much rather be my Master's obedient, subby little crossdresser, free to share with his friends as it pleases him, always on call to do what I can to make him happy.
>>9336270>She opens her eyes>Celestia is gone>She has ascended
>>9336292>Fuck you, bitch, this is the sixteenth time.
>>9336242Sorry. I want to be comforted and cuddled.Maybe sometimes I could play with role reversal and dom the big strong stallion.
>>9336293Those are lightning bugs, basically.Also be it said in Pixie Hallow (Tinkerbelle's world) not all fairies can alter or emit light to any great degree. You'd need a Hell of a lot of pixie dust, and at that point you might as well cut out the fairy middle-men.
>>9336270Well they are equals now.
>>9336326Please please tell me someone's written fic on this theme.
>>9336326>A strong man will never bend you over a bed and make you feel like this>unless your name is braeburned
>>9336326>"That is the full pic"
>>9336072fat pony RR
>>9336332I'm sorry, but I can't unsee the dick hooves.
>>9336336or> you will never bend a woman over a bed and make her feel like thisWell no, it's like 4am on a Monday.That's morning-sex sort of thing, more like 8am.
>>9336294>not living with your stallion bro>not drinking with your stallion bro>not working out with your stallion bro>not sleeping with your stallion broyou can still be the bottom if you're bros, bro.
>>9336339sometimes less is more
>>9336292>She softly murmurs and gasps in your ear while you go at it>"Fuck my pussy! I want you SO BAD--! I want EVERY-- LAST-- DROP of you--! - I wanna LOOK pregnant by the time you're done coming~""Fuck me pregnant!"
>>9336332yay, but why is she mad?
>>9336352Where's the 4-hour denial picture?
>>9336326i would look forward more to pregnant sex, honestly.
>>9336357That's nice, don't get me wrong, but I'd rather lifestyle sub.
>>9336353>missing the start of your shift for intense, nonstop morning sex
>>9336364> four-hour denial picture... Twilight finally polishing off a four-hour start-and-go?
>>9336363She's just being grumpy because she's fat and her butt's too big and AB's been too accepting of that since AJ's gotten tha ay
>The theme for this threadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otaB66tWoD4
>>9336360ehhhdeep, primal moaning is better than cheesy dirty-talk
>>9336381I know this feel, actually.
>>9336381You're goddamn right I do (on very rare occasions).I tell my supervisor I was "in traffic."I walk to work / take the train. He Knows.
>>9336360that sounds like the dialog from some awful porno
>>9336395Well if I'd written that out, it would've just looked stupid.
>>9336364I-I'm sorry? The what now?
>>9336393>not WASH AWAY THE ANGER
>>9336395Anyone remember that greentext / conversation we had ages ago with Fluttershy as a druid priestess taking on a fertility rite to get pregnant?"L-let the seed t-take root / let this t-take f-fruit," all the while groaning through it?That was pretty good.
>>9336393>nanomachine pone will never swim through your veins, hugging your muscles and encouraging them to do their best
>throw down a few greentext lines without thinking>MLPG goes crazy for them>write something out thinking, "yeah, they'll be unf'ing all OVER this shit!">get a single reply stating I've given them the opposite of an erection; that their penis is literally fleeing from my writing, they are so unaroused.WHAT IS MY LIFE
>>9336008>Not Kingda Ka in Six Flags Great Adventure, New Jersey
>>9336433That shit is boring as fuck man.
>>9336407just think of the sex scene from Conan the Barbarian. basically exactly what we want. that scene helped me through puberty, i tell you what.
>>9336423The seed takes rootThe tree bears fruitThe Child becomes the Mother,And the cycle is completedC-complete me now--!
>>9336428I continue to exist, but for what purpose?
>>9336430What was it?
>>9336298Actually, I like the vice versa: Twilight manages to build courage after a while a finally kisses princess expressing her feelings.She opens her eyes and the Latter is gone.Twilight has wings now.I'd still kiss the princess even if it didn't give me the wings
>>9336364Is this it?
>>9336433>not Gold Striker at Great Americasoon.
>>9336450That's the stuff.Happen to have that capped anywhere?
>>9336428Dammit anon, im trying to eat cereal.
How would a pone react to breeding denial?
>>9336475she would toot
>>9336460Basically any time I try to consciously write dirty-talk, like I just did with Flitter.It reminded me of a time that happened with something involving Rainbow Dash and I fell into despair for a moment.
>>9336475You mean like "No, I won't stud you"?Or more like bailing out at the last possible moment, leaving her dripping and aching and so CLOSE to being sated with spunk that's now in jets on the floor?
>>9336487Imagine doing her raw, you're both really into it, she's REALLY needing to get bred, then you pull out and cum on her. Or some sort of bdsm thing.
>>9336487More like pulling out and cumming on her hair, in her ass, or all over her belly. Close, but not quite, and then you finger her to g-spot oblivion before she has a chance to complain.
>>9336475pout, then beg, then resort to scooting around on the ground, trying to scratch her itch.
>>9336481Can you write something with the CMC?
>>9336371>she comes more easily than ever>and her hormones going insane means she can be wet and ready at the drop of a hat>the sex is totally worth the moodswings>but the very best part is the look in her eyes when you tell her she's still beautiful.
>>9336501> you pull out, slick with her juices> ram back in her back gate, thrusting twice, maybe three times before filling her ass with what she so desperately itches for between her legs> she cries - now she feels empty and dirtyNo boner, down boy, down.
>>9336520That depends. If you mean something sexual with them as kids... you can fuck right off with that.
>>9336505I'm liking this idea.> Scootaloo.png
>>9336514>>9336530>Pony groaning around the house for being denied to breedThis...might be the first porn-ish stuff I'd draw down the line.
>>9336548I didn't know grapes came with blowjob handlebars.
Would you raise your favorite pony from foal to adult?
>>9336544Aw. As fillies, then?
>>9336561Once again, fuck off with that.
>>9336560Probably. Twilight seems like a good kid and a real self-starter.I'd love taking her to the science museums and lectures and talks every Saturday / what have you.
>Mane6 C&D by greedy Hasbro Jews>Lauren Faust offers to make them OCs>Skullgirls offers to give them an engine if they reach the goal (granted, they probably just wanted the BronyBux, but still nice)It's amazing how varied the world we live in is. Bottomless greed and selflessness interact all the time.
>>9336554And I take it you're a drawfag?Any samples?
>>9336571Cute I have no problem with.But anything involving kiddy/fillyfiddling? Nuh-uh.
>>9336564What about just a little purple?
>>9336570>SG offers to give them an engineThat's not selflessness at all, they probably know very well how deep the pockets of bronies are and definitely got a large amount of money from them because of this.
Which pony would you deny breeding with your seed?Which pony would complain the most about it?
>>9336592NOT ENOUGH PURPLE
>>9336599>asking someone for something>insulting them when they don't give you what you wantYou must have loads of friends with that attitude.
>>9336570Is this the first pony thing Lauren's done since leaving the show?
>>9336597>(granted, they probably just wanted the BronyBux, but still nice)Besides, we all know that SG would have reached that stretch goal regardless. Sure: they're gonna get MORE money out of this, but both you and I know that they would make it either way. We can agree on that, right?
>>9336428I remember when there was a bunch of art about microscopic pones Particle pone and all that Fun times
>>9336611Woah, calm down. It's a playful thing.
>>9336527i want to massage her legs when she's tired from carrying my bun in her oven all day. i want to watch tv with her, not really paying attention, just enjoying being close. then i want to look over to her and notice that she's staring at me, with this really weird look--a look i know well, biting her lip and nostrils flared. i don't want even a word to be said. and i want the downstairs neighbors to bang on the ceiling with a broom to get us to shut the fuck up.
>>9336609How about now?
>>9336574I haven't drawn anything in months. I never get the time to and I can't focus on it. I'm also aiming on getting my airbrush working so I can paint what I get done. This pic was done in May, of 2012.
>>9336621Based on the silhouettes, they don't look like ponies. More like various equine-like animals. Deer, llamas, donkeys, etc.
>>9336619Stallions can't get pregnant anon
>>9336621>pony thingbut she's not doing anything with ponies
>>9336624Sure, but $100k isn't selflessness no matter how you look at it. Lauren is helping them for no reason, that does count.
>>9336629It's very hard to tell when it's just in text and most of the regulars will tear out each other's throats with zero provocation.
>>9336639I thought about drawing mpreg ponies.Not because it's my fetish but just because I'm surprised at how little of it there is.
>>9336637>Equine-like>Deer>llamasI think the word you're going for is "ungulate."
>>9336654At any rate, though - I'm going to bed.I'll take a prompt or two before I do, though.
>>9336605>Applejack's in extreme heat this time around>She convinced you to breed her>She's nearing her fulfilling climax you both orgasm>She looks down to see you grinning and cum all over her leg
>>9336660>mpreg ponies>I'm surprised at how little of it there isI think it's time for beddy bye for you bro
>>9336332Your chub pones aren't that bad
>>9336680Fluttershy really wants to get at Rarity's butt, but she is too shy to ask
>>9336686Just for that take this.
>>9336668"likeness" is a very vague term anonThey are alike because they are quadrupeds, in the same way that an elephant is like a wolf
>>9336697It's got a tiny bit morehttp://pastebin.com/NekbjsxZThere's also thishttp://pastebin.com/qWvaz2uJ>>9336704Unlimited Screaming
>>9336684>"ah hope you done enjoyed that, 'cause you ain't never gettin' it again, asshole."
>>9336736pinkie it's 6amand I don't even own an iphone
>>9336704i don't even know how it works. does the baby come out of their ass, or their dick? 'cause the former doesn't seem very, uh, sanitary, and the latter doesn't seem very practical. no wonder this is more-or-less a females-only fetish.
>>9336754That's never stopped her before
>>9336762You cut them open. The equivalent of a c-section.
>>9336742"She didn't mean that, she'll just get in heat again and come back around for the real thing"
>>9336762You don't have to think about that.Same goes with inflation, you can only focus in the inflation part if you want, and not the deflation.
>>9336781of course she will. hell, even weren't she in heat at all, left to her own devices, she'd probably forget inside a week, just from getting horny naturally. but that's not the point. the threat is supposed to put the fear of God into you, lest you think to do the same thing again, being so cruel to a poor woman.
>>9336796>inflationwhere is that confounded Carnivale pony?
What the fuck are you supposed to do with the hair on your ass?You can wax the rest of it yourself but how the fuck do you manage to wax your ass?
>>9336844Ask a pony friend to do it
>>9336844Put a candle in your ass, you dunce.
Look at that bucketful ass
>>9336865Put an ass in your candle, you dunce.
>>9336805Well I hope so, because she needs it.
rollin'1-3:Pizza rolls and pone harder4-6:Pizza rolls and draw pone harder7-9:bed0 or dubs: MLPG decides
>>9336894she cant be breadshes already pregnant
>>9336886What does that even mean?
>>9336898Have sweet pone dreams anon.
>>9336904Would she still like it if I tried?
>>9336887maybe she'll be able to stave off her cravings for a few weeks or so, just let you enjoy the... the subtle toll that prolonged, extreme horniness takes on one's emotional well-being.i hope you're ready for a war, brother.
>>9336906>tfw when you want to reroll
>>9336932Well I'm probably gonna go fap and sleep to the thought of eventually breeding her to make up for before. I'll hope to continue this another time.
Anon, Derpy hasn't been walked in days, it your turn to walk her.
>>9336952It's like when you toss a coin. When it's in the air, deep down, you wish if fell tail or head depending on the choices.That's the secret, actual point of tossing a coin for yourself.
Thinking of trying to start a /mlp/ingo. Anyone have any suggestions?
>>9336987free space should be anytime someone says either unf or >rape
>>9336987Picture of Rarity cummed on
>>9336987You could ask /mlp/
>>9336920no, you asshole, because that child inside her is the last thing she has of her recently-departed husband.
>>9337001Well in that case I wouldn't. Geez.
>>9336952I really like NChick's review style a lot better than Critic or Snob, she talks seriously about the films and it's nice.
>>9336973not my pony, not my problem
Why aren't you drawing, /mlp/?
>>9336973>You'll never have a pony as a pet>They're quite a bit smarter than dogs but they run around less and can display their emotions much better>They're just like having a mute toddler minus the tantrums>You'll never cuddle up on the couch with your pone>She'll never motion for you to brush her hair
>>9337095I am, Rambo!
Since we are ded, why not play more epicmafia?
>We It's only me and you, Anon. It's only always been me and you. I just samefag a lot.
On a scale of 1-10, if I started drawing, how less ded would that make us?
>>9337193Draw loli Belle.
>Unicorn will never blow their magic load in your mouth
arise thread, arise
>>9337213>>9337200you're all lovely people
>>9337035anon, Gilda hasn't been flown in three days. she's starting to break things. it's your turn.
Oh, wait, it's just 4chan who is ded.
If pony was into esports, which game would pone most likely be a fan of?
MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!
>>9337326MORNING IN GENERAL FUCK YOU
using MS Paint tonight, doodle request being taken now
>>9337337ME LLAMAME DANTE, EXTERMINADOR DE DEMONIOS
>>9337342draw a pony
Why aren't you doing anything productive?
>>9337362Cyberpunk Twilight.because why not
>>9337362draw a dragon
>>9336952>that fucking filenamemy sides
>>9337305Idra is funny. Foreigners are so much fun.
>>9337383I'm a foreigner and I'm not funny in any remote way
unf fact: during cold seasons, ponies often conglomerate for warmth
We are the walking Pinkie Pie
>>9337396It looks like Semehammer's Dash design.
>>9337417Because it's she, my nig.
>>9337383koreans are shy about their english, so they don't appear to have much of a personality
>>9337413when you say walk near pinkie she comes running with her leash
>>9337454What kind of filename is that?
>>9337454What is it about that fucking face?
>>9337467Who won the contest?
>>9337454cant help but reply to pinkie pie
>>9337490I'm gonna work on my programming instead
>>9337490I'll go work on my homebrew RPG instead.
>>9337492How do you calm down an excited Pinkie like that?
>>9337525With my cake.
>>9337508>>9337521>implying programming isn't art
>>9337545>implying one can program a pen'n'paper RPG
>>9337533Ooooh! Is that a creamy one?
>>9337545>implying it isWell, a very small portion of it is. Most of it isn't.
I prefer pie. Cream pie
>>9337545>Implying it isIt's a scienceIf you can objectively do something better it's a scienceIf you can't, it's an art
>>9335084They taste like ass
>>9337595No, if you can't objectively do something better, it's arrogance.
>>9337610that aint right
>>9337610>redfags in charge of not being worthless scum
what to program? pone related of course
>>9337610>>9337622maybe she will be ok
>>933762520 different ways of saying "Pinkie Pie".
i just got a $3000 scholarshiptoday is pretty great
>>9337625Pinkie Pie finding algorithm
>>9337625Program that converts pony names into ICBM launch codes. 64-128 bytes.
>>9337636>$3000 scholarshipFor what?
>>9337610Would you let flutter worm live in your intestines? She'll only eat a little bit of your vitamins, she'll even help you lose weight!
>>9337624fuck off nigger
>>9337612You misunderstandI don't mean achieve perfectionI mean achieving an iterative improvement or a improvement in comparison to someone elses work
>>9337639what an icbm launch code look like? rules for format?
>>9337642>You will never have a fluttershy parasite that lives in your stomach and talks to you and tells you how much you mean to her and she cant live without youwhy is life so cruel
>>9337608Not pony ass. Neckbeard ass. Plus they are very unhealthy
>>9337667>It's the future>We can't make pones yet>But we can make pone parasites>They're bugs that get into your brain and give you a 100% believable pone tulpa
God damn the general sucks
>>9337660Random string like a CD-key, just without any separators for ease of use. Only ASCII letters and numbers, capitals allowed. Is either 64 or 128 bytes long and must be manually remembered.
>>9337667>pinkie parasite>wont shut the fuck up and gives you diarrhea all the timeNo thanks
>>9337691HEY ANON THAT PIZZA YOU HAD TODAY WAS REALLY NICE IM GLAD WE BOTH GOT TO ENJOY IT YOU SHOULD EAT MORE CAKE FOR US
>>9337711PFFFRBBTHTHTBHPTHH OOPS GUESS THAT WAS ME SORRY FOR THAT HEHEHEHE
>>9334354that dinky is 2cute
>>9337718>it came with surprise
>>9337691>Rarara parasite>makes your farts smell like perfume and your bowels perform like clockworkSIGN ME UP
>>9337642the idea of having a sentient being living inside me is for some reason kind of sweet.it'd be like a friend that's always with you
>>9337687can I use sha-512
>>9337691What would AJ parasite be like?
>>9337743You shit apples.
>>9337734just take these Rarity brand diet pills
>>9337743You start shitting apples.Very unpleasant.
>Twily worm in your brain>You can use magic but you want to eat paper
>>9337625can you make a custom filter script for 4chan that still shows the filtered post but changes all the text to random 'herp derp herp' like that youtube addon?It should still show the post image and backlinks, and the original text should be visible if the offending post is clicked
>>9337762>not eating paper
>>9337762>Twily worm>Not Rarara wormNigga fuck you I eat fabric and shit out dresses
>>9337774>rararaPoor Rarity, seriously...
>>9337743She eats everything that isn't apples before you can absorb the nutrients to force you to eat apples
>>9337770Yes eat the paper. Feed the twily worm.
>>9337778I just love saying Rarara. I'm sure she wouldn't mind it after a while...
>>9337778It's just so fun to say. I'd probably tease her from time to time but if she asked me to stop I'd do it.