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>>9135894You're not the boss of me, pig.
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Pony would never hurt me, right MLPG?
>you will never have qt pegasus gf
>>9135894you'd think Fluttershy of all ponies would be OK with eating grass
>>9135894You ruined the joke!
>>9135945No.They're far too terrified of you for that.
>>9135894you can't make me post ponies
>>9135959Wow that's awful.
>>9135962But I'm so passive and easy going. Even if they were intimidated by my height over them surely they would grow less fearful once they realized I spend most of my time horizontal
>>9136002unf child-bearing hips unf
>>9135986woah what issue is this
>>91360294th issue.You know final fight against Chrisy
hi mlpg, please enjoy my new collab song with sogreatandpowerfulhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f50P6OJWLbc
>>9135905Why is she so magnificent?
It is kinds sad that Faust did a lot to make this cartoon that became such a crazy run away success, but her career seems to be going slower then it did before FIM
>>9136015It doesn't matter what you look like or act like specifically; once pony is aware of human history and our typical behaviors we'll be seen as worse than any monster they've ever encountered.Imagine how they treated Zecora and Iron Will, then multiply that by a thousand. Pony hugging you would be like you hugging a grizzly bear.
>>9136063Good, no, AMAZING, genesI bet her dad and mom were real pro racers
>>9136063Because that's how Rarity is.Also you should post an image of her or people might think you're talking about RD.
>>9136046I am loving Tia's face in the 4th panel.
>>9136085but her dad was a total faggot from what we've seenand her mom was a G1 pony
>>9136106We know nothing about her mom
>>9136082>Imagine how they treated Iron WillThey crowded around him, listening to his sales pitch, and paid him for his services? Where are you going with this?>Pony hugging you would be like you hugging a grizzly bear.Fluttershy hugs a grizzly bear.
>>9136070>J.D. not voicing Twilight
>>9136082I'm pretty sure Fluttershy hugs grizzly bears
>>9136097>calling her Tia
>stonepone will never get you baked out of your gourd before tonguing your frenulum to climax after climax
>>9136129>>9136122She'd rather hug a grizzly bear than you
>>9136129Maybe that's just her, though.
>>9136063Because she is? I mean, look at her! She looks cute even being tired!
>>9136058I DON'T LIKE THING
>>9136070Oh hell, lets just throw in the whole cast of Firefly while we're at it!
>>9136143I know what the frenulum is, but where's the gourd?
>>9136122>They crowded around him, listening to his sales pitch, and paid him for his services? Where are you going with this?Look at how Rarity and Pinkie talked about him though. He was a monster ruining their friend, nothing more.>>9136129Sure, Fluttershy would hug a grizzly in her world. Would you hug one in ours?
>>9136147So what you're saying is, Fluttershy is me best shot?
>>9136058>implying you're the man himself
>>9136112we can guess
>>9136179rarity's just racistthis was already established
>>9136058Nice dude. I like it.Unrelated question - why does sogreatandpowerful make all his music impossible to find?
>>9136193fucking love that game also unf
>>9136202terrible vector 7/10 would not fuck
>>9136058It doesn't really.... feel good to me. I can't say I'm fond of it.
>>9136179They were attaching some blame onto him for Fluttershy ruining Fluttershy, but they were never afraid of him.
>>9136202>right eye>back left leg
>>9136179I'd hug a grizzly.After it's become a rug.
>>9136193That's not pony
>>9136105>>9136110>>9136115>>9136138Soooo, mind telling me why I cannot call this beautiful pony Tia?
>>9136239He was still a "monster", which you would be too.And they would shun you like they did Zecora.
>>9136202WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOUR FACE
>>9136193I really love pony x human version of ponyThere is not enough of that
>>9136206he is ashamed of his old work(his fansite is a great resource though http://sogreatandpowerful.com/)
>>9136250because she's Celestia'Tia' sounds stupid.
>>9136250You need a tripcode and a Ponychan gold account to use that word.
>>9135943>panka pa>theres a sticker in the borde that says panca>feel tempted to draw and print out a design whit pankas face similar to the graffiti style
>>9136250>calling her tia like all the fanfiction bullshitno go mcfucking kill yourself.
jeez sorry you guysit's the first vector google gave me
>>9136254man, you are really determined to crush that anon's dreams
>>9136250Maybe she'd let you call her that after you knew each other for long enough.
>>9136254But they love Zecora after they get to know her.And they didn't shun Iron Will.At worst I can see the ponies being skittish at first and then not really treating you any worse than a donkey. Why do you find yourself so unloveable?
>>9136202It's impossible for Hasbro to use her so she can't be her mother.Which is goood because that a shitty color scheme.
>>9136288Frenulum, turgid, and marehood are my favorite MLPG words.
>>9136315>not musky, bloated, gravid, or marecunt
>>9136320What did she do wrong?
>>9136320I couldn't just let pony be abused.I'd have to help.
>>9136305>become royal consort>call princess pet names in private>run hands through princess wet mane
Which pone could give you the slowest, most sensual, blowjob, teasing you for an hour at a time, until you're whimpering and your legs are shaking.?
>>9136296see pic>>9136308They were all afraid of Zecora just because she was from a faraway land they didn't know much about. What would they think of someone from a race as violent, hateful, and conflict-focused as ours?
>>9136305I would like that. I might be her adviser or knight if ever I willing to stay with her for a long time.
INITIATING SCRUNCHTIME 0.801.1.EXE
>>9136336If I were to rescue pony from bad, abusive relationship would they actually love me? Or would it just be them clinging onto the first good thing to come along?
>>9136345Cloudchaser. She'd have you begging for mercy within 10 minutes, she can use that tongue in ways that will make you whimper.
>>9136348They don't know that we're violent.Also they got over their xenophobia. Dyewts?
New Ponybeat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wK3gVYgZTk
descibe this horse in 5 words or less
Rainbow Dash, Pinkie Pie, Fluttershy and AJ confirmed for unicorns
>>9136373what the fuck is wrong with her
>>9136386She is a pretty pony.
>>9136386Third or forth best pony
Your favorite pony is a fucking cool dude
>>9136348>What would they think of someone from a race as violent, hateful, and conflict-focused as ours?
>>9136290>tfw new Tau units.
>>9136365unf, thinking of slamming a pone doggy style while they get increasingly creamy and soaked, eventually her whole body shakes uncontrollably and she sprays you with a jet of fresh marejuice and cream.
>>9136386We only need one word."BEST"
>>9136404but she's a girl
>>9136386Really cute, has a nice butt
>>9136345>not FlitterCC is a tomboy, Flitter is gentle and caring, and knows how to treat a man to the blowjob of a lifetime.
>>9136434>6 wordsshit, I thought it was 10
>>9136434That was 6 words
>>9136386I love Pinkie Pinke lots
>>9136386Worst pony, also unfunniest pony.
>>9136386Pretty nice, but not favorite.
>>9136467Anon, you're describing Fluttershy.
>>9136461I remember that. Didn't really do anything for me the first time, either.
MLPG, how do I pretend to fool myself into feeling loved?
>>9136288>lip servicegod damn that was a lot of cum, I want to start that stack, now.
>>9136373>>9136414>Running your missle systems on WindowsIf you're going to defend your freedom you better respect your freedoms
>>9136345>>9136449I want pones to NOT be for sexual.Why must you always sexualize, anon.
>>9136492Do drugs, heroin makes you feel like you're in your mothers womb, you're just completely at peace with the world and feel all lovey dovey.
did some pone doodlesi cant into wacky faces
MORNING IN PONYVILLE (Dazed Mix)YOUTUBE: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wK3gVYgZTkBANDCAMP: http://odysseymusic.bandcamp.com/track/morning-in-ponyville-dazed-mixMP3: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/Morning%20in%20Ponyville%20%28Dazed%20Mix%293.mp3AIF: https://dl.dropbox.com/u/39518350/Morning%20in%20Ponyville%20%28Dazed%20Mix%293.aif (Might take some time to load fully)Sorry for the shitty album art. Slightly drunk while I made it, still kinda tipsy now.
>>9136386CUTE AS FUCK BEST PONY
>>9136509You can't make them something they're not, Anonymous. I'm sorry, but you can't change their nature.
>>9135928Dunno why but I like the idea of Pinkie going to different universes in the form of the main species there to throw parties, have fun, and spread happiness.Would make an interesting fic in my opinion.Yes I can be considered autistic about things, it's not like it matters though.
>>9136484Why the fuck does anon keep posting that picture
>>9136386A little pink succubus.
>>9136484I just noticed how fat pinkie looks here
>>9136412>>9136436>text always contains some mention of squirting and dripping>rarely depicted in imageswhy
>>91365215slowbut based track euro.
>>9136574>Dash wonders why twilight posted a thumbnail
>>9136509I'm sick, I can't help it. I'm ashamed that I find ponies so sexy, but I've stopped fighting it, I've come to terms with it.
>>9136589>>9136600I was hoping someone would post a smaller version.
>>9136567I've got plenty of videos, if you'd like
Is your girlfriend a horse?
>>913652910/10 can fap to this general idea
>>9136591Here come the fucking pancakefags.
>>91365213slow but you'll always be fast in my heart
>>9136603I got this.
>tfw no qt loving pegasus pon to bear your childruns
>>9136614No. but my wife is.
>>9136634>>9136633oh jesusthey're even synchrnoized
>>9136614My girlfriend isn't re->>9136633>>9136634ohboy
>>9136558She just has the illusion of looking fat, if you look closely, she's bent over
>>9136531>>9136584>>9136629I let my music be fast for me.oh god that was fucking terrible i'm so sorry
>>9136622>the way her color changes on image expand
>>9136614I wish. Dat winking, oh my god. Being milked relentlessly while you plunge yourself into them is too tempting.
>>9136633>>9136634>posted exact same image at exact same time
>>9136659Oh, you're right, now she just looks really long.
I just want to cuddle a pony, nothing more.Is that so wrong?
>>9136633>yay>neighu win this round anon
>>9136612Unless they're marshmallow ponies, no thanksI'm not quite at "actual horse" yet
>>9136634>>9136633>Even the same filename>no posts on the entire board inbetweenUncanny
>>9136666all hail satan
>>9136634Please kindly fuck off or remove your trip. You do not contribute crap here.
>>9136632Would you rather Thunder Lane or Rumble bear your child?
>>9136675Give it a try, you might like it. The 'pink pussy' series broke me, mare vag is nice as fuck looking, and the animals are pretty well groomed.
>>9136660>I let my music be fast for me.What does that even mean?
>>9136684fuck off retard
>>9136689QUIT THAT SHIT MINT HORSE
>>9135928And here's a fanfic to go along with itSonic ditches Amy for Pinkie Pie
>>9136675I've seen the videos and I like the idea on the marshmallow ponies, but the real thing still doesn't do anything for me. So don't think you'll ever reach "actual horse."
>>9136704>implyingPlease stop defending of having that name. Unless you contribute art, music, or writing, just post as anon.
>>9136660You need to try out speedcore one of these days.
>>9136698I think I'll pass for now
>>9136704maybe you shouldotherwise he'll probably just report you for random crap until the janitor gets dragged in here, and that's never a good thing this time of night
>>9136713Yo Bon-Bon, which towel am I supposed to use?
>>9136674I need you to post Thor's licorice
>>9136729>Tribes will never be good again
>>9136727>le seekrit klub
>>9136733>defending a useless tripfag>everPlease lurk more often.
>>9136713shut up candyass
Night guys, something's making noise outside. I'm gonna go check on it then sleep.Hopefully tomorrow I can get more requests in!
>>9136749please ignore things & people you don't like
>>9136734DON'T TOUCH THE DECORATIVE TOWELS, YOU DISGUSTING APE
>>9136744That has nothing to do with it idiot
>>9136702BPMs past 120 are considered 'fast', and Eurobeat is usually as low as 140 and as fast as 170. So when I'm slow like I was in this thread, the music is still fast.It was an already shitty joke, sorry to make it that much worse.>>9136729I've heard as much. Who's a good act to start listening to in that style?
>>9136756>>9136752So much licorice!Who ever will eat it all?
>>9136752>>9136756IT KEEPS HAPPENING
>>9136770I rather it does not turn to ponychan.>>9136757You can't stay up and request now? Well, night to you then.
>>9136744...what? That doesn't even make sense for the sitation.
>>9136752>>9136756Here we go again!
>>9136772Sorry, sorry! I'll just use the one that's already damp!
>Take complete break from pony after finale>bored>Watch a random episode>suddenly they are once again the most adorable things ever Goddammit I'm stuck here again.
>>9136757WelpBetter add Nobody to that ded contributor list
>Playing Bioshock for the first time>Get to the part where you fight Ryan>That level endIT'S JUST LIKE RENNE QUEST ALL OVER AGAIN, GOD DAMN IT
>>9136809It's probably just some animalhaha I wouldn't worry about it
>>9136756fuck off namefag shitcontribute something or go anon
>>9136809Hey, Hesh was here yesterday, shouldn't you take him off?
>>9136789hey, out of curiosity, are you that same guy who complains about the gays giving each other blowjob tips or whatever?
>>9136823That's what they all say. And then? BAM GRIFFON STABS YOU IN THE FACE AND EATS YOU
>>9136781I dont know of anybody but renard that does speedcore that is listenable.he does it under "the quick brown fox" alias
>>9136826fuck off baiting shitpostercontribute something or get out
So is this like the /b/ of /mlp/ or something?
MLPGI'f I leave the heat off and snuggle with a few pillows under heavy blankets and a fleece hoodie, will it even sorta almost begin to kinda feel like snuggling Pinkie Pie?
>>9136823GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE SKINWALKERYOUR KIND ISN'T WELCOME HERE
>>9136802Hey, welcome back! Pull up a chair, friend!
>>9136822Please remove your name.>>9136826Stop defending Shiny, you retard.
>>9136823At least give me a minute to pull up my pants before you come out
>>9136845Renard does fucking everything though.I think my buddy Pete at Diskowarp does speedcore from time to time, I could ask him too I guess.
>>9136853It is now.It used to be better though.
>>9136802THE RIDE NEVER ENDS
>>9136865Stop being a dumbass
>>9136865stop talking to me you mongoloid
>>9136871>tfw taw was right
>>9136817Dooks plsWould you kindly?
>>9136871write some rainbow dash/rarity
Is it wrong that I find this hot?
>>9136884you could have listened
>>9136884I've never known that feel.
i feel obligated to post this
Jeez, cant you wait until the horse is almost dead before going full fucking bait mode?
>>9136882Then post as anon. You did nothing that earn that name.
>>9136890slashy i could not give less of a fuck about what anthros you want to fuck
>>9136890Yes.But that's just me, I don't personally find it sexually attractive at all. But you have your own kinks and I have mine, so do whatever you like I guess.
>>9136923I usually don't like anthros, but this looks like a pinup model with the cuteness of Fluttershy
>>9136890Yeah.Why do you care if you're wrong, though?
>>9136890It has a nice body. So no.>>9136917Please remove your name or end yourself.
>>9136911Hey look at me
>>9136890If it had no ears and human skin color it would have been perfect
>>9136853you're looking for /b/readthe difference is here we don't like tripfags, as you can see
>>9136817>Renne Quest will never be vidya
>>9136921Something that isn't real has no right to be so cute.Ponies should be a crime.
>>9136922When this board gets twice as many posts as it has now, the post numbers will be the same as they were when the /co/ threads started.Wh.... what happened...
>>9136942>>9136917>>9136911>>9136882>>9136865>>9136822>>9136826>all this samefag
>>9136945Yeah I usually like humanized girls
>>9136943Hey Hub buddy. How are you? Heard you got a new Vice President. How is it now?
>>9136938Pinup models don't do much for me, and Fluttershy's hardly my favorite. I also don't like anthro that much.
Could I have stopped it?
>>9136962>less than thirty second apart>samefagI never knew someone could be this retarded.
Am I the only one that doesn't give a shit if someone puts on a name?If anything it makes it more easier to filter anywaysYou autists complaining about not being a contributor are more annoying
>>9136982>what are VPNs
>>9136981could you have wreckedit?
>>9136992some of us don't want this to turn into ponychan/bread
>>9136981Don't do this to me ;_;
>>9136981You couldn't do anything, anon.Atryl will always draw stub fingers.
did we ever get threesome porn of the horoscope colts?
>>9136988The secure is ##tripcode, moron.>>9136993Okay, you are that retarded.
>>9136992I rather it not turn to /b/read or ponychan if we are posting in THIS board.
>>9137009dooks did brave winning oscar wreck your heart
>>9136981>Just watched this for the second time tonightTwilight could learn a thing or two from vanelope toward the end there
Equestria Girls could have been worse
unfwho wants to bake up some candy vag ones?
>>9137049Yeah, that's for sure. They could have consulted you on design.
>>9137051>that feel when rat boy genius, happyman and green monster
>>9137071Well, Pinkie is pretty cute at least.
This is the worst pony.
nighttime means lunatimethats how it works here, right
>>9137071>RD with red hair and golden eyesbutbut shes not rainbow anymore
>>9137087That is a chubby moonhorse
>>9137087I want to rub that belly!
>>9137087would jiggle and rub/10
>>9137087what's the fleshlight for
>>9137087>nighttimetypical self-centric american
>>9137087The wing is kinda weird
>>91370872fatSeriously, that's just unhealthy.
>>9137087haha what's wrong with her wing and leg?
>>9137087I really like this, the wing looks kinda funky though.Do chubbershy pls
>>9137087That fat is disgusting.broken wing/10
>>9137087yattermang is that you.
>>9137087Did she get that pudge from eating too much fudge?I don't think a nudge would get her to budge.
>>9137117kinda fixed the leg here maybe??i was watching eva 1111 so i kinda forgot to pay attention to her wing after a certain point
I don't mind the huge wings in the IDW comics but it's weird how they still fold up into 'regular' size
>>9137182also version without the bg
>>9137212WHO SAID THATWAS IT YOU STRING BEAN?
>>9136288>>9136288>>9136288Dude, you still here?Any more of this or alike?
>>9137222when's the next stream?
>>9137182Why is her leg amputated
So Season 4's a 26 episode season.How many episodes will be set in the Crystal Empire?
>>9137272Is that background blue skyor water?
>>9137297Still didn't get the St Patrick Update on Android.GODDAMMIT GAMELOFT
>>9137312>>9137272where am i
>>9137222A slight edit.
>>9137297thanks doc>>9137321is that shit still going?
>>9137312oh nonot fluffy ponenot now
>>9137119i could but i kinda dont want my suggestive mlp stuff to stack
>>9137370Why, you are most certainly welcome
Why is Luna such a pretty pony?
>>9137431Because she has to compete with Celestia.
>>9137285Season 4 is a 26 episode season with three separate 8 week haituses during the season
>>9137409Different anon, but it doesn't have to be suggestive, you could make it cute if you wanted. But whatever you would want to do it fine.
>>9136716There's a really nice one with this sparkling clean chestnut mini mare, her coat is so shiny and her tail's braided. That one was so good, I've never seen a mare that clean and shiny.>>9136732it's hot as fuck, do it
>>9137485All his stuff is cute though
>>9137431aw yeah, we glorious night princess now
>>9137444Well how about a bit more grass, then?
>>9137519I like night princess.
>>9137495I'm not saying they aren't, I really like his style. I'm just saying he draw a purely cute chubby fluttershy than a suggestive and cute one.
>>9137563I love night princess.It would be lovely to go on a midnight stroll with her.
>>9137571he could draw*
>>9137529Now that's a bush.
>>9137519>>9137583>>9137563>you will never be visited by Luna in your dreams
>>9136288>http://xhamster.com/movies/914232/long_lick_job.htmlholy christ, I would pass out if my favorite pone did this to me
>>9137603My dreams consist of blackness.That's about it.
>>9137561Fluttershy truly is a thing of beauty
>>9137616I'd love to do this to my favorite pone.http://xhamster.com/movies/1043365/bizarre_penetrations_fuck_and_cream_pie_in_urethra.html
>>9137590How thick do you have in mind, anon?
>>9137651well, that's different, but if she's into that, good for her
>>9137603Why is she so lazy?
>>9137682What kind of reaction is that?
>>9137680Because it's sexy.
slimey yet satisfying
>>9137680I'd eat grilled cheese with Luna.
MLPG, how would you feel if there was more Ghost Pony art puked out?
>>9137695>you will never lead your own changeling brood
>>9137706go for it
>>9137709Well I had an infestation of bedbugs once. Kind of similar.
>>9137723But you're not leading them.They're just...eating you.
>>9137705Hey, I remember this. It started a pretty good ERP before.
>>9137695Too much slime
>>9137706What Ghost Pony?
>>9137699How's this, then?
>>9137772>our queen taught us.... not to be ashamed of our holes
>>9137735Pff that's just their way of saying they love him.
>>9137785 how bout some on that rarity you drew earlier?
which 63 pony would be the most stacked?
>>9137785oh my goodnessoh my damn
>you will never spawn more overlords for Chrysalis
>>9137803I never liked these kind of questionsNot enough male charactersI bet Twilight would be the best hung
>>9137785Nah, try something like this.
>>9137816>for Chrysalis>not _with_ Chrysalis
Would anyone be interested in Abondonanza Deliverymare Derpy?There's two parts, and part two is full on Wingerriffic~
>>9137785Horses don't have pubes, anon.
>>9137785You've made this anon smile.
>>9137835>His horses don't have pubes
I think I like the idea of ponies being happy and even sexual with each other more than I want them to love and cuddle myselfis there something wrong with me?
>>9137835>not having pubes on your little ponies
>tfw firefly is dash and pinkie
>>9137827Just one dip in the pool and you'll be good to goIf the transformation doesn't kill you or break you of course
i was really impressed with today's episode, though i wonder how Flair the Robot is going to work. Most likely it's probably just going to be an assistant to Rarity. It's pretty amazing how we all thought Alicorn Twilight was the most broken thing ever, but then Rarity gets a robot that can beat a manticore without even trying.
>>9137787oh yes she taught them well
Did we ever do a "MLPG sings"?
>>9137855Nope!But if you were there, they'd come to love and cuddle you, too.What are you waiting for?
>>9137846>tfw I have no horses
>>9137875what if we had a drawfag sings?
Why aren't you drawing LK?
>>9137870I'd gladly have a dip in _her_ pool.
Somebody died today.
>>9137891I don't know how he looks and I can't draw
>>9137891I don't know what LK looks like.
>>9137819i think Pinkie would, actually.>Pinkie will never do his male stripper routine for you as a joke for your birthday>you will never end the night in each other's arms>you will never no homo with Pinkie
>>9137895Slow down there Roemo Gotta walk before you can run
>>9137785Ho shit, that's what I'm talking about.wish you'd do this more often
>>9137903>>9137906Here's a good shot of him.
>>9137948He should really get into comedy, he has the face and voice for it
>>9137877WHY DONT YOU ASK YOUR BOYFRIEND[sobbing intensifies]
>>9137957He's not here right now
im gonna kiss luna
>>9137967Yeah? Well I'm gonna kiss Fluttershy!
Think of a pony, MLPG.Not that pony, a different one.Thinking of one now?Good. Now tell me what its favorite fetish is.http://whatsmyfetish.com/
>>9137879well if they wanted to I guessbut if they're happy that's all I want, just seeing two ponies completely in love with each other and each completely determined to pleasure their partner is what's importanteven if they were with me I feel like I'd be more concerned that they were happy and satisfied than I would be about myselfso I guess even if I'm not there in person I can still just get the same feels with a bit of imaginationit just makes me feel kinda out of place here since all of you want to be with the ponies yourselves whereas I'd almost rather they be with each other than with me
>>9137976>Pinkie>Rusty nail penetration
>>9137982That's a pretty selfish position.There's a pony that will never find that same happiness as the others because you're their destiny. But you don't want that pon to be happy.
>>9137976FluttershyPlug Socket HumpingGot it off Dash no doubt
>>9137976I would let Roseluck hump my hair any day of the week
>>9137999you should have appreciated what you hadwho's laughin' now
>tfw you finish up a 2 hour edging session and cum all over yourself>that shame as you start to come down and realize you've shot cum all over yourself
>>9138053>still feeling shameStep it up, Anon-kun.
>mom is watching a stream of her friend's pregnant horse>I start saying a few horse facts i picked up over the past few years>fast forward a few minutes>me my sister and my dad sitting around>i think its a good idea to say "some mares rape people by pinning them against a wall">me and my sis argue for a bit if thats a rape or not>the conversation somehow gets around to "what if you where short and you got your head stuck in a mare's vagina">i start arguing how it wouldn't fit, while also pretending I don't know how big mare vaginas are>dad ends up asking "how would you like a horse vagina smashed in your face">mfw
>>9138053>Not eating it
>>9138053I know that feel, bro.
>>9138046Wlamart shopper pony please go.
>>9137976>dash>static gropinggotta grope slow
>>9138053>tfw>Taking lecithin>Aroused by volume>Then the intense shame
>>9138014well if it's selfish I don't really see why, it does more for me imagining my favorite pony finally working up the nerve to ask her best friend out than it does to imagine her holding those same feelings for meI mean if she wanted me instead, sure, her happiness is priority #1 and of course I'd do whatever she wantedbut as it is now I like thinking that that pony has a special someone and it isn't me, and just knowing that those two ponies love each other does more than any second-person fantasy about a pony ever has
>>9138065>the conversation somehow gets around to "what if you where short and you got your head stuck in a mare's vagina"That a very good question. What if you were relaxing against a tree after a hard day of doing whatever and Celestia or Luna walked up to you and pinned your head between their winking marelips and the tree?
>>9138065Haha, you live with your parentsget an apartment you dork
>>9138081Does it make your orgams more intense?
>>9138085those are fake anon
>>9138065Yes, I would like that..
>>9138088would they be like >>9137785?
>>9138085Don't porn stars like inject something into their balls to make them cum more?
>you will never be made to smell like chocolate croissants for a week
>>9138076Y-you're not gonna s-sway my decision!Somebody turn off that g-goddamn heater...
>>9138114what a smug horse.
>>91381122 bags of dope, 2mg xanax, nodded out so hard that I kept waking myself up when my head would smack into my desk
>>9138092Sometimes it does
>>9138112I got really high and drunk and attack my friend and his girlfriend in the middle of sex while screaming "AVENGERS ASSEMBLE". I then later attacked an inflatable dolphin nonsexually.
>>9138123Well she KNOWS shes the queen of butts. No modesty needed.
>>9138114SON OF A BITCHalright, get that belly over here.
>>9138112First time smoking weed, had 9~ people not counting me all bring a ton of different strands of weed, and I smoked a few bowls plus took a few hits of a gravity bongIt actually turned me off of weed for a year
>>9138098Ponies don't have wild, untamed forests anon. They have pert, warm teats and juicy, slippery mareginas.
>>9138146What kind of lame ponies don't have cuhrazy bushes
>>9138123She's got nothing on this horse.
With a few days abstinence and a lot of edging I think I could maybe cum that muchThat's a shitload though
>>9138145I just want to pick her up and hug her from her belly.
>>9138123one of the most smug. but NMM is queen of the Smugness.
>>9138145>>9138156>>9138148Too lade ladies, waifu's here.Later
>that feel when no Zecora to brew you up a potion to make you cum like her people>that feel when unable to rinse her womb with a liter of cum a day
>>9138156Hello, I believe that one's new.Time to rub it.
>>9138160Look at you two timin when you have a fic to write.Nurse pone would be so mad at you.
>>9138162shut up Nopo
Would you help her?
>>9138145>>9138114>you will never feed the queen of slutty mares mares that were not slutty enough>you will never plunge your length into her depths while eating out the mare as it slides slowly into her maw
http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Special:RandomYOU MUST TAKE OVER EQUESTRIA WITH THE FIRST POWER YOU GET.CAN YOU?
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/DisassemblyNo. No I couldn't. But I'd make a great help in the building block industry.
>>9138162>the potion will never make you more and more like her people
>>9138171You can take the chub outta the man, but cha cant take the man out of the chub.
>>9138180>The power to manipulate both Air and Electricity. Power Mixture of Electricity Manipulation and Air Manipulation.Bitch I'm Tesla
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Teleportationuhhh...cool I guess? CAan I go to equestria?
>>9138178What could I do?
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_RecreationAssuming I could use it, I won't need to take over
>>9138177zebras are srs bsns
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Viscosity_ManipulationAnd they shall call me Greentext man.
>>9138205Be there for her, she is very sick and needs help.
>>9138193Well yeah once you sink in theres no getting outFIC WHEN
>>9138206>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Universal_IrreversibilityLooks like you and me are stuck, guy
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Apocalyptic_Force_Manipulation>eventual mlp antagonist
>>9138180>Disembodied Intelligenceuhpsychic powers i guess?
>>9138200>You will never go an a pony adventure to this location
>>9138152The bigger your load is, the better the orgasm is. That's always held true with me.
>>9138193>but cha cant take the man out of the chub.What a wonderful idea I just had. What if we replaced that one object in the following game with a chubby mare?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekOqgknkVN4
>>9138226And now a comfy blanket, so she doesn't catch cold by having her belly exposed.
>>9138180>Life and Death EmbodimentOh shit nigga
>>9138222It's starting to feel like a chore, it'll happen you just have to give it time.
So did I miss it in the archives or did that one OC anon not deliver?
>>9138255>It's starting to feel like a choreI know what that means.I'll leave you alone about it.
Wake up, MLPG!
get out of here stalker.
>>9138286dont stand there, I said come in
Okay I think I need to go to sleep.
>>9138180>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_SummoningOkay first thing I could take over equestria easily.Wait a second. Fuck this I can summon the ponies. I can summon god creatures to do my bidding.I can summon someone who can make Eqeustria in my vision. And then go there and summon the ponies. I can make my perfect equestria. Fuck the real one.
>>9138276Go away Applebloom your sister is a whore
>>9138286>>9138290>that feel when STALKER 2 canceled because of greedhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k70iKGjr-Zs
>>9138301But she'll get crumbs on the blanket.
>>9138301>>9138308That's what plates are for. And forks. Hand-feeding your chubby pony is a sign of shared trust.
>>9138295what kind of pony is that
>>9138306Survivarium got cancelled?
>>9138276applebloom plsi drank waaaaaaaay too muchi dont want to hug you right now
>>9138180>http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Alien_Physiologyfuckin' easy modo
>>9138319Nope, what sucks is that STALKER 2 has to be Survivarium.
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Neuro-Electricity_ManipulationAlright, the ticket is 100$, I can create your own Equestria in your minds.Don't be shy, the offer is limited.
>>9138303did you mean to post that elsewhere
>>9138332In an entirely different thread, yes.
>>9138180>Nature Lordship>The user has authority and control over Nature, all of it's inhabitants and anything and everything that dwells within it. Domains of Nature such as the sky, land, sea, etc. are all under the user's control. I think I'll do okay
>>9138327I was under the impression it was being made by mostly stalker devs, so I dont see a bad thing about it being stalker 2.Could be worse, stalker 2 could have been modernized
>>9138331I'LL TAKE FIVE
>>9138351Lyra, get your hoof out of there.Who knows where its been.
>>9138273Truth is, Im afraid of finishing it. "Oh god what if it sucks like the last one" comes to mind.
>>9138180http://powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spirit_Splittingwell shit, i already have that with my tulpa
>>9138357Im not afraid of it sucking, and neither should you.Only thing that should be sucking is that nurse.
>>9138350True.>Press X not to get torn apart by the Springoboard!
>>9138375>>>/mlp/You belong there.
>>9138349Does that mean you control Zecora and Fluttershy?
Pinkie Pie you so randumb
>>9138382>Only thing that should be sucking is that nurse
>>9138411Just have fun with it man. You're writing about a horse having sexual relations with Anon. You're not writing a greek tragedy.I dropped a Gyro once so trust me, I know my tragedies.
>>9138407What if she not?>>9138415>respond that with shitposting
>>9138430>a whole gyroholy dicks, now this is suffering.
You should get some rest
>>9138442can you say that again?
>>9138451I wonder if ponies have their own centaur legends.
>>9138451yeah i should
>>9138450Seriously. it was all on slow motion too. Kinda like this gif only the table was the gyro and ben affleck was even gayer.
>>9138451i'm trying to sober up so i can go get myself a mcgangbang
>>9138480Red Ribbon Taur when
>>9138493>mcgangbangITS CALLED A MCDANK
>>9138494Red Ribbon futataur when
>>9138480You should really draw more Red Ribbon.Nite.
>>9138370>tfw Hopopo-po-popopo is ded
>>9138484Ben Affleck was there? You have all the fun. My only regret is that the gyro didnt survive.>>9138490REDIV, control your red horse, it drives me to cheat on my waifu>>9138076
>>9138480galacon pone when?
>>9138498It's called a McFUCK YOU
>>9138541Get out of here Donte
>>9138508>that feel when there's not a lot of taurpones
Which pone most enjoys a nice, fat, juicy kosher dill pickle?
>>9138574do you remember that series we did with 'Taur ponies? it was like Teens, only less organized. and less popular, actually.
>>9138605Pinkie. She eats them by the barrel.
>>9138608Anthro from the waist up, pone from the waist down?
>>9138638Like >>9138460 ?
GET BACK TO TWERK
wwoops more tired 3 am doodles
>>9138653>not more tired 3 am streamsI MISS THEM
>>9138656>there will never be an adult juicebox>it will never have enough juice
>>9138656maybe tomorrow i've just been drawing until really late
>>9138653>is aware of sour candy>didnt make her a bit wider than lyraStep it up mew
>>9138653But I do love you!Its cute.
>>9138630your standard out-of-the-box centaurs.Sweetietaur was especially cute.
IF I WERE BETTER AT RAPPINYOU WOULDN'T NEED A NAPKINWADDED UP IN YOUR EAR
>>9138669i actually did at first but then i changed some things and then i didn't
>>9138677And softer, sorry Bon
>>9138683Well you still did an alright job.>>9138690Well that's just how I am Bonny.
The four elementsTheres DJinTheres breakinTheres graffitiand then theres honesty
>>9138722>you will never grind on a rail before hopping off and tagging a wall
>>9138748BUT NOOOOO LET THEM CATCH YOU!
>>9138715If that pony needed a toot transplant, would you donate your toots to her?
>>9138781>>9138780>>9138748aww yissI convinced some people in MLPG to buy the game recently when it was on sale. capslock is a wonderful thing
>>9138832>you will never be a rudieThat game was fun as shit on the Dreamcast back in the day.
>>9138848Yep, the PC port is pretty good too. Right off the bat I was able to use the 360 controller with no fuss.
we're ded.do you know what happens do you when you're ded?your skeleton can come out and play.
>>9138855I wonder if chapter 2 is still retarded difficult. I could never get past the mostly vertical stage with the electric guys.
>>9138879You mean the one in that market area with all the electric signs and shit?
>>9138891fuck you I aint tipping
>>9138891I can see the purse gif as a backhand.
>>9138877Don't scare me like that
>>9138896And the fucking missile helicopters come out when you're almost done with the tags!Also thanks for the heads-up - $2.50 for JSR nostalgia on my beastly gaming PC? Fuck yes!
>>9138910Oh is it still on sale?ahemGO BUY IT YOU FUCKERS ITS NOT EVEN THREE BUCKS.
>>9138931Listen to this anon - the game's fun as shit.
Who was your waifu before ponies, what would she think of your pony waifu now?
>>9138891do i get to choose where? and can i leave a tip?
>>9138939Didnt have one. Which is weird since I've played a ton of games.
>>9138939eww waifus, i had none, that was for otaku faggots.
>>9138947>>9138940Please remove your name.
>>9138939Didn't really have one
>JSR has regional pricingI'm not buying it just on morals
>>9138931I just did. Would it be better to use PC controls or dig out an xbox controller?
>>9138988I would imagine a controller - the tagging was fantastic on the analog stick.
>>9138988controller. and good on ya>>9138983Buy it as a favor for your old pal Anon?If you havent played the game before you might end up happy you did.
>>9138939I wonder why I waifu Twilight. Goes without saying they'd get along fine
>>9138955fick dich Kriminalassistentanwärter
>>9139018What the fuck did you just say about my waifu?
>>9139023He just being a useless tripfag retard.>>9139013So Twilight have a thief that steal her books?
>>9138931oh god it's just as good as i remember<3
>>9139036>retardDude harsh I was just makin a joke because he spoke in another language.
>>9139051Marisa and Dash DO kind of act a like for being spunky.
>>9139051dash and twilight basically
WELL IM GOIN TO BED NIGHT MLPGDONT FORGET TO BUY LET SET RADIO SINCE ITS THREE FUCKIN DOLLARS.IF YOU ALREADY HAVE IT, GET IT FOR SOMEONE WHO HAS YET TO BECOME A SWEET SOUL BROTHA.
Would you marry this bughorse?
>>9138939Not really waifu but close, I guess?And, umm, I dunno?
>>9139089I dont think you get to choose.
>>9138939Never had one before kinda weird now that I think about it
>>9139089of course, she really is the best waifu, she can be anyone you want. Who cares about that succubus thing?
>>9139120ew anal penis goes in vagina
>>9139120>You'll never be a loli that's fucking a futa
Ponies being wiggly!
>>9139185I would like to see that with other ponies.
>>9139195Pinkie, what is wrong with you cheek and ear?
EQUESTRIA IS AT THE END OF THIS MAZE, GOOD LUCKhttp://www.astrolog.org/labyrnth/maze/larger.gif
waitdoes LK really look like Harry Potter?
>>9139204I dunno, do you want to touch?
>>9138939>changing waifus>evernah man
>>9139257Not him but I never have one until pony happen. Even then, I worry I might forget about that lovely mare in the future.
>>9138715Best fart pic I've seen so far.
>>9139246stupid sexy bacontail
>mlpg finally diesat last
>>9139249I DOMEI'LL DO IT
>watched Madoka for the first time yesterday, ended up marathoning it>had a nice dream about it last night>been into pony for more than 2 years>still no pony dreamWhat the hell, how do I make pony dreams work
>>9139330marathon 3 seasons in a day
>>9139330pray to Selena
>>9139220Time to get to work!
>>9139318You think this is a mother fucking game?
>>9139330Marathon all day every day.
>>9139330Remember this tripfag last year who's been trying to have a pony dream for a month?He always watched one or two pony episodes before sleeping and he finally had a pony dream...
>>9139341You mean SeleneRight?
>>913933841 hours of pony though...22x1322x2622x26=?
>>9139365Are you retarded or just didn't pass 3rd grade math?
>>9139321But can you help be remove these? It feel silly in these.
>>9139220What if I just use the bucket tool?
>>9139365Yeah, those are 1430 minutes of pony which amounts to roughly 24 hours. Go back to school
>>9139365The fuckWhere the fuck did you get that from?It's just under 24 hours
>>9139372yes>>9139381it froze paint ;-;
>>9139365(22*26+22*26+22*13)/60 = 23.8333333333
>>9139389No surprise. Now remove that stupid trip of your.
>>9139381Do it and lead us all to Equestria. You shall be our Moses who leads us to the promised land
>>9139365>>9139341>Doesn't know basic Greek mythology>Can't into math>No contributionsTruly this is the worst tripfag ever
>>9139396>3 multiply>2 adds>1 divide>Not 2 adds>1 multiply>1 divide(26 + 26 + 13) * 22 / 60 master race>inb4 fused operations
>>9139418I made it like that so that even a retard like him could comprehend it
>>9139418Shinys knowledge of math seems to be pretty limited so I guess Anon just wanted to make it clear for him.
>>9139400Fucking bullshit!It filled every path...
>>9139428>every single road leads to EquestriaThat's good news!
>>9139265You may forget, but if you do, you'll remember it down the line and it will knock you on your fucking ass
>>9139435>tfw you know that one day, you will forget about your waifuWhy does it feel so bad to know that I could 'betray' a fictional, talking cartoon horse?
>>9139435Its sad, really. Prier to ponies, I do not really care for that kind of things, whether its from vidya or anime. Then this happen and now I am attach to a pony.
>>9139445>tfw changed waifus twiceI'm almost a pimp at this point.
>>9139400>not knowing the left hand method
>>9139457Masturbating until I end up in Equestria?
>>9139457It's not that efficient...
>>9139460Make only left turns and you'll reach the goal.eventually
>>9139457WIN95 Maze Much?
>>9139464That's not as fun as masturbating, anon
>>9139453Naw, you are just being unfaithful.
Guys help.I think I went full brony at a post-con pajama party.It was fun.
>>9139477>post-con pajama party.what
>>9138715oh my what have you done?
>>9139480I called RANBO DAHS not Rainbow Dash.
>>9139489>the majestic pegasus.png
>>9139489Whats wrong, anon, you don't like me?
>>9139468YOU'RE NOT AS FUN AS MASTURBATINGOkay, another anon can take over so you guys can jack eachother off
>>9139484When everyone over 21 left for a bar, I just went home due to being flat-ass broke.
>>9139489anon pls, she's right over here >>9136063
>>9139502That's sillyyou're silly
>the original princess of ponyville is being re-released for G4
>>9139510HAHAHA thank you man.
>>9139510>you will never know what is she doing in that screenshot
>>9139514Oh my god
>>9139514Ha hahahaha nice.
Where did the thread go?
>>9139701>>9139528thereAlso americans asleep probably
>>9139477Your last name is Galatamon? That's pretty rad.
>>9139780where have I heard that name before
>>9139793The Minecraft servers?
>>9139810oh right, saw the thread on the submight pop by sometime, haven't played since release and the mods are kinda putting me off but who knows
>>9139865The mods are a barrier to entry, but the game gets boring fast in vanilla. I have yet to play Seika's modpack, though. Told him I'd try it out tomorrow.
NEW HORSE HOLY SHIT >>9139526>>9139526>>9139526>>9139526
>>9140186Old horse is comfy.