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How dark is the Night if Nightmare Moon was in charge?
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>is
>was

disgusting
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best pony time
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Applebuns
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2dark
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What if Luna and Celestia went bad at the same time?
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>in an alternate universe somewhere
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>>8883158
>meanwhile, in this universe, she's just a prostitute instead of a pornstar
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Nightmare Moon does better corruption than Chrysalis. we should have more Twilight-becomes-a-servant-of-NMM than we do.
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>>8883158
Whoa she dyed a stripe of her hair like Twilights!
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>>8883168
No.
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>>8883185
I am happy that Chrysalis was confirmed to have corruptive powers in the most recent issue.
Even if changeling tf isn't confirmed, this will do well enough.
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>>8883182
What do you think her price is? Like, obviously if you approached her with a trillion dollars, you're good, but what do you think is actually the tipping point?
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>>8883144
Fluttershy is a nice pony
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Remember not to be a pedophile.

It's pretty easy as long as you don't ship Scootaloo with Rumble.
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>>8883168
FUCK YOU BATMAN! YOUR PARENTS ARE DEAD!
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>>8883202
Not like we seen the last of her if the comic is true. I bet there might be an episode of her in Season 4.
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>>8883228
I don't ship any pony.
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>>8883221
i dunno
how much was she getting paid to show up at Unicon, probably just under that
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>>8883228
Ok, that's good
See, I was worried because I ship Scootaloo with Sweetie and Applebloomand myself
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>>8883222
She sure does.
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It is time

for the night
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What if your favorite pony sexually assaulted you when you were drinking together and you had too much and had to go lie down
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>>8883221

i don't think it's that much. i genuinely do believe that this entire experience has irreparably frayed her psyche. maybe ten thousand, fifty.
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>>8883261
How could she sexually assault me?
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Better question, actually: What is your price, MLPG?

If a fat, ugly brony waved a fistful of cash in your face, how much would he need to count out for you to spend a night with him, sucking him off and making him feel like Blueblood?
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>>8883261
Its not assault if I like it.
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>>8883274
With her vagina.
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>>8883256

Aight, guess it's time for the night.
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>>8883254
>Fluttershy is a nice pony
>She sure does.
>is
>does
what?
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>>8883235
I would give my left kidney to see them <strike>make out</strike> fuck.
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>>8883247
Thats one crowded ship.
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>>8883280
You're drunk. You can't consent.
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>>8883282
see
>>8883280
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>>8883235
Are we doing this?
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>>8883287
Excuse me, wtf are you doin
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>>8883276
>inbf tf2 reference
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>>8883228
I love to imagine Scootaloo and Rumble acting like they hate each other in public.
Scootaloo actually really likes him though, so she's just pretending
Rumble's not pretending
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>>8883295
She's drunk too. Does that mean we're sexually assaulting each other?
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>>8883288
I don't mind squeezing in
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>>8883295
Bullshit

By the time we're done SHE'LL be the one who feels assaulted.
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>>8883308
I don't really know. I'm kinda drunk, thought it would work.
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>>8883261
Then suddenly Fluttershy
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>>8883315
what kind of japanese term does that fall under
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>>8883331
No problem, careful though you might get assaulted by a pony.
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>>8883325
>Anon staggers at pony
>tries to swipe her with his dick
>trips
>hits his head on the table
>vomits
>passes out
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>>8883276
hahaha i'd probably settle for a few thousand honestly
he could literally do any sexual act he wanted with me for 2 grand, i dont give a fuck
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>>8883261

>"i know you want this, don't you, darling? if you didn't, you wouldn't be this hard, silly boy."
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>>8883276
>not taking the money and running off
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>>8883353
>hits his head on the table

Shit nigger that can be fatal.

She'd continue anyway
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>>8883301
this show will haunt my memories forever
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>>8883318
She was just drinking sociably, you're the one who had too much. She planned this, Anon. She's been planning this for weeks.
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>>8883347
>mfw that is my fetish
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>>8883383
Why would she do that?
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>>8883363
i
should probably draw this
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>>8883401
She doesnt know you'd willingly let her.

She doesnt know how you feel Anon

and now she might do something terrible
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>>8883401

you told her she was like your best friend.

she decided she was more than that.
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>>8883274
With a broomstick, causing rectal prolapse and extensive internal damage.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abner_Louima
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>>8883185
I'm always for more NMM corruption

>Nightmare Moon stalks slow, purposeful circles around Twilight while speaking sincerely about her potential
>all the while, the starry mist from her mane permeates the air
>Twilight has a hard time not breathing it in
>it gets more difficult for her to think or react
>eventually finds herself just glazing over and taking in Nightmare Moon's every weighted word
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TEST OF PATIENCE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=BqQ1piy-7sQ
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>>8883429
>that link title

NOPE
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>>8883425
Scherzo wrote a fic like this. And then NMM swapped genders and raped Twilight.
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How do I talk to a pony? I don't want to set a bad first impression.
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>>8883429
Thanks doc
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>>8883429
>observations on MLP is a new video series I'll be doing in which
thanks but no thanks anon
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>>8883454
You stole that from my description of Ken's OC didn't you?
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>>8883449
Well thats easy you just give her a nice big ol' apple and say Hi!
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>>8883454
>pinkie
You actually did it you motherfucker
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>>8883454
this doesnt seem very princessly
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>>8883454
This is not a happy scenario
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>>8883363
If we continue that Rarity discussion from last night I'm staying.
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>>8883454
this is terrible
why are you doing this
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>>8883454
>she's not
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>>8883454
Why does Pinkie Pie being complicit in a gang sexual assault so hot
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>>8883429
>Oh hey, someone posted Digibrony
Eh. I'm not sure why I subscribed to his channel. I disagree with many of his opinions and I don't even try to argue with him in the comments. What's wrong with me?
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>>8883429
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>>8883447
link?
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>>8883488
Well not contributing to the shithole that is youtube comments is cool anon but the whole subscribing thing makes you a bad person.
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>>8883484
it's what happened to him to male him sex-phobic

he's trying to finally get over it by releasing the repressed feelings in comic form
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>>8883447
Link?
I didn't know scherzo wrote things
Maybe I just forgot
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>>8883514
SUDDENLY
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>>8883514
nope
still unacceptable
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>>8883514
What a twist!
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>>8883514
now let the sexing commence
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>>8883514
>the glow around Twilight's horn intensifies
>Spike gasps
>Rarity meets Twilight's gaze and smiles
>then her horn starts glowing
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>>8883514
This is still sexual assault and it's still mean.
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>>8883515
>>8883523
Oh yeah he used to write fics.
It was him who first wrote and essentially gave Scratch her red eye color
Oh look it's still here

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1_lIi4Wgx6tCPHqc-pGkGhBKZRLb9P7RVLnP2t9zLPFc/edit?authkey=CIS6ubwI&authkey=CIS6ubwI
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>>8883574
some people are into this kind of stuff
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>>8883587
But her eyes are magenta.
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>>8883574
>having sex with three hot mares as they compliment your massive organ
>sexual assault
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>>8883596
And some people are into sounding. Not everything is for everyone.
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Do you think the La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo made MLP:FiM popular?
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>>8883514
Fuck you gutter tramp, I wanted sexual abuse with tears.
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>>8883623
Spike's being held unwillingly, it's sexual assault
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>>8883623
He's still just a kid, who moments ago was begging for them to stop
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>>8883623
>three hot guys forcing you into sex in an alleyway as they compliment your massive tits
>rape
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>>8883624
It's a good thing this is a work of fiction then so nobody is actually being hurt and their desires can be changed on a whim
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>>8883630
The La-Le-Lu-Li-Lo?!
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If I made an imgur album for the rest of this Spike stuff, would I get banned for posting it?
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>>8883623
>tfw 3 drunk mares will never lick you from base to head all at the same time while magically molesting you
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>>8883596
>>8883624
some people are into both these things
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>>8883519
Thanks Anon. I needed to hear that. I'll work on making some changes.
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>>8883658
Don't think so
I haven't even seen a link get deleted yet
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>>8883640
>you will never


>>8883658
No
Linking NSFW content is allowed as long as you label the links as such
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>>8883658
Don't think so. At least, not if it's just the link.
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>>8883587
>5 readers already
I guess the fire's been lit
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would you a pudgy pony?
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>>8883658
you're going to draw his baby dragon weenie?
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>>8883638
>>8883639
that's his fault for being a fucking beta

>>8883640
dude that's sexist
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>>8883658
possibly, but hopefully not post it in your art thread instead
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>>8883683
I would help her eat healthy and invite her to exercise more
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Question for you all, if like all your favourite ponies + siblings came into your world, would you seriously not try to hide them? Would you start bringing your Equestria friends to bars or something?
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>>8883683
Probably.
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>>8883662
Its great being into lots of stuff
Its a rare fetishtime on MLPG that I can't enjoy at least something that's going on
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>>8883569
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>>8883683
That ain't pudgy. That's morbidly obese.
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>>8883692
>all 3 were groomed, lured into taking drugs, then extorted for sexual favors using drugs as payment
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>>8883692
this actually made me giggle a little
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>>8883683
vigorously
from behind
while fondling her pudge
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>>8883692
HAHA

bro discord
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>>8883709
Are they still ponies?
and why do her siblings have to come?
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>>8883683
Depends on the pony
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>>8883722
unf
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>>8883692
GODAMMIT ANON YOU RUINED GG'S STORYTIME
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>>8883727
I never said you would be having sex with her silly
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I mean will you start getting offended when your waifu isn't allowed into eateries due to health code violations?
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>>8883748
but that was a dark and terrible story

we saved spike
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>>8883692

>Rule #1: If Weaver CAN cockblock Anonymous, he will.
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>>8883683
I would all the chubby pones

at the same time

even that banana one posted earlier
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>>8883709
I'd introduce them to my family, marry her, then go on honeymoon to Vanuatu.
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>>8883760
he hasn't ruined Applejack Season yet
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GG, do this r63-ified next.
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>>8883750
Yes, very.
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>>8883749
I don't want to have sex with her silly, I want to have sex with her.
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>>8883692
did he keep the enlarged cock or did that go away too
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>>8883782
>discord turns to him
>"So is it really that big?"
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>>8883775
Would you have sex with this pony's silly?
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It's like you forget that ponies mean something else entirely on our world, or the fact that they're naked most of the time. Are you gonna make your waifu wear clothes in public
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>>8883782
Twilight's horn was glowing from her holding his arms and legs out, not her altering his dick

captcha: forced alfgag
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>>8883749
>tfw you'll never fuck a chubby pone silly
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>>8883692
Come on Glitter, where be that link?
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>>8883801
Can't I just go back to equestria with her instead?
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>>8883111
More important: does the eternal night mean that I'm also allowed to sleep all day long?
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>>8883801
pony in clothes are extra cute, so yes, I would encourage my pony to wear clothing
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The only way you'll get away is if you go to a bar where no one is sane or sober
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So y'all are tellin me human mares cover their teats all day?

Doesn't that get uncomfortable?
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>>8883816 No, they're stuck for the time being
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Holy FUCK.

Is that anon who posted the Rorschach in Equestria story a few days ago around?

What are the fucking odds that as soon as I find out it exists it updates.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8933/21/rorschach-in-equestria/chapter-18-preview
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>>8883832
So, a gay bar?
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>>8883856
PONE!
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>>8883750
We can just eat outside. I can even go through the drive-thru on her back.
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>>8883845
gg pls >>8883773
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>>8883792
why is what's his name from that video game movie honking pinkie?
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>>8883854
Can she use magic to turn into a human or something?
I'm kinda worried what would happen if people saw a magical talking horse. Somebody would probably try to dissect her or something.
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>>8883879

Annihilate-It Aristophanes.
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>>8883864 yeah that sucks doesn't it, you can't have a nice dinner out with your waifu+ siblings
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>>8883813
>Come on Glitter, where be that link?
The guy who asked about an Imgur gallery link is not me

I don't know why he pretended to be me to ask that, except
A) to get everyone's hopes up
B) to suggest the idea to me by asking for me and therefore implying that it was a good idea
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>>8883900
It's Bash-it Bill.
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>>8883879
Yes
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>>8883906
holy shit her tear lasers are piercing spikes head.
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>>8883892 And now you realize why i like my pony waifu's 80% human or greater
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>>8883823
NNM for Prime God Empress of the Imperial States of Everything please.
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>>8883917
>bonk it ben
my sides
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>>8883917

>no Dang-It Bobby
>not Sponge-It Bob
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>>8883845
glitter glue you seem a bit sarcastic about this turn of events
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I want to cum inside Luna
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>>8883917
>ps3 with broken spoilers
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>>8883805
>Banana pone has been making eyes at you all day
Would you?
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>>8883967
>she'd get mad every time you tell her you made a moonpie
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what horrible thing am i drawing tonight, mlpg
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>>8883940
I would be mostly okay with that I guess
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>>8883994
AJ in a silly hat
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>>8883994
Nothing. You should draw cute ponies doing cute things.
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>>8883980
But that's Daring Do
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>>8883994
stallions frotting their magically enlarged dicks
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>>8883967
Don't we all?
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>>8883980
Yeah. Bananas are the shit. I wonder if she tastes like bananas.
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>>8883906
Fuck. feelsbadman

captcha $2.62 rpvitic
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>>8883994
>>8884009
AJ being a silly pony while wearing a silly hat.
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>>8883980
As gentle or as hard as she wants.
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>>8883514
Someone change the speech bubbles to something like
>wait, where'd it go?
>I think it fell off!
>wh-what?!
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>>8883994
Fluttershy biting rarity's ass
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>>8883980
any way she wanted
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>>8883994
Rabbi pony porn
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>>8883855
Hey, thanks!

Too bad it's not a full update, but at least this means there's more coming
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>>8883994
http://e621.net/data/f5/c6/f5c60dabe57717195adbfb6b8f836b93.jpg
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>>8883994

Blueblood absorbing the essences of guardsmen. sexually.
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GG, how are you settling in in your new place?
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>>8884051
Thank goodness.
When I compared the update dates I immediately assumed the author either stopped caring about it or died.
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>>8884054
That has a really cool background. I love the brushes they used.
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>>8883931
i don't see anything wrong
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Would you let pony wear the saddle?
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>>8884024
There would be no possible explanation for why she wouldn't.
>>8884035
>>8884042
Congratulations, she gives you a bananana and tells you to meet her behind the food 4 less at 3 o clock.

Would you boink Banana pone in a deserted Food 4 Less parking lot at 3 o' clock in the morning?
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>>8884112
Only if they promise to put on the bridles.
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>>8884112
I'd be a fool not to
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>>8884120
I would rub her belly but I wouldn't let it go any further than that
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>>8884107
draw more Rabbit Pals. What does Loira look like as a Wabbit?
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>>8884120
I'd prefer a bedroom, but if she's eager and we can hide in the dark why not?
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>>8884120
>Would you boink Banana pone in a deserted Food 4 Less parking lot at 3 o' clock in the morning?
any time, any location, any way she wanted
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>>8883994
A bunch of Surprises being super annoying in Cloudsdale
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>>8884120
Bananas are shit
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>>8884173
the bruise easily
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>>8884173
banana peels feel so nice on my dick though
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>>8884120
She seems kinda retarded, I don't really want to stick my dick in that
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Weaver pls I wanna see Spike's giant dragon dong.
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Would you escort pony through an underwater level?
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>>8884173
You insultin' my distant relatives partner?
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>>8884205
I would have sex with pony in an underwater level
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>>8884173
Fuck you.
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>>8884191
http://e621.net/post/show/225341
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>>8884173
YOU'RE SHIT.
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Which pony has the biggest Harem?
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>>8884217
It'd have to be a pony that knows how to swim thogh
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>>8884173
bananas are best fruit
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>>8884234
Blueblood.
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>>8884138
>>8884147
>>8884154
>you eagerly run over to a bush and dive in it
>you wait 5 goddamn minutes for Bananana to strut over
>she *really* liked belly rubs
>you two rascals are just about to make sandwiches when Rad Ribbon rips open the bush
>"AHA SO THIS IS WHERE YOU TWO WENT"

>>8884190
She just can't English right
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>>8884286
Quick! Maintain spaghetti levels and attempt to turn it into a threesome!
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>>8883892
For the purposes of this scenario here's a tier list for how well each pony will

S:Twilight, Lyra
A: Celestia, Luna
C: Trixie

Also sibling is based on whatever the pony you're calling forth considers a sibling. Calling forth Scootaloo will also drag Rainbow Dash into your world. Just like calling Twilight will drag Spike and Shiny into our world (Maybe the rest of the alicorn sisters too your choice)
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>>8884314
Whoops sorry the tier list is for how well a pony can transform into a human
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>>8884286
>Rad Ribbon
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>>8884333
hhhhehehe
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>>8884234
used to be Luna, now Twilight
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>>8884314
>>8884330
Ah, easy mode.
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>>8884364
How?
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>>8883892
>>8884314
How can they use magic at all? They're on Earth.
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>>8884375
It's uhh built into their bodies in this scenario, pegasai still fly too
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>>8884145
all right
more rabbit pals eventually
I still have Ice Pack and Applejack Season in the meantime though
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>>8883892
>>8884314
where did they learn spells to turn into humans
i never see them turn into anything on the show
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>>8884392
Twilight turned Rarity into a slut on episode one. Someday she'll be back to normal.
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>>8884386
Ice Pack was a very rude zebra, spying on her in the shower.
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>>8884386
uodate boxdog
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>>8884392
There are transformation spells + Twilight writing magic is why she is on the top tier, in this scenario Lyra has her human obsession which gives her the capability of becoming one...I dunno a lot of Lyra fans here, I needed to throw them something
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>>8884386
Is there a reason why you don't go by weaver anymore?
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>>8884392
they've transformed other things, they could probably transform themselves.
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>>8884309
>>8884333
>Red Robbin's eyes are now darting all over the place in anger
>for some reason she's insanely pissed
>"BANANA, WE WERE SUPPOSED TO GO SEE WHITESNAKE TONIGHT"
>holy shit Whitesnake? you would be pissed if you were her as well
>you open up your menu
>Diplomacy:43
>It'll do
"Ribbon!"
>"WHAT"
"now hear me out, we both reeaally need to blow off steam, i mean come on, Whitesanke."
>She is listening intently
>this might work for once
>"I say we find a hotel room and fuck like chubby rats all night"
>Ribbon stares at you
>"room service is on me"
>she jumps into your arms
>"well lets not waste any time shall we?"
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>>8884430
it's shit and you should feel shitty for posting it
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>>8884430
If you pick Chrysalis, you drag her entire changeling army to earth
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>>8884455
Do I get to help her make her army?
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>nmm thread
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>>8884440
Aww yes! Time to lose it in two minutes and spend the rest of the time pushing them over the edge with my hands!
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>>8884478
She won't immediately like you, you'll just wake up and find Changelings in your house

Also, in this scenario Octavia = Inkie Pie, if you pick Pinkie or Octavia as your waifu both are dragged into our world
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>>8884485
At least you bother to finish them off instead of just apologizing and rolling over to sleep
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>>8884405
>Ice Pack was a very rude zebra, spying on her in the shower.
whatever, they're always naked anyway
it's not like he'd be seeing anything he wouldn't normally see
except those eyes

>>8884421
>Is there a reason why you don't go by weaver anymore?
I do
Glitter Glue is just my handle for these threads
just like I use Player 1 in animal crossing threads
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>>8884504
>not wanting to watch chubby pones jiggle and cry out in climax
What monster does that?
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So what's it gonna be anons are you going to seriously let your waifu and her siblings get dragged into our world and then have to deal with the ramifications of potentially having a pony girlfriend?
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>>8884517
sure, as long as she won't be killed or anything.
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>>8884517
I think Princess Cheeselegs would be a top, that's pretty sexy.
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>>8884009
>>8884031
there u go

whats next
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>>8884527
That depends on your actions
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>>8884517
id ram her fications
IF YA KNOW WHAT I MEAN
HEYOOOOOO
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>>8884517
Nothing good can come of poni being in our world, it is not safe
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>>8884517
I'd be okay with it as long as she and her family aren't taken instantly by the government for being talking ponies. They would.
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>>8884534
Then you have to deal with her army, in this scenario changelings are vicious but to not have tough exteriors to last long against human weaponry. You can "zerg rush" but in many cases that will wind up with a lot of changelings getting killed
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>>8884517
>Pony waifu and siblings
SHE DOESN'T HAVE ANY SIBLINGS
OH SHIT
THIS IS BAD VALUE
Better get Rarity then

WAIT
THEY STILL CAN'T BREED
BETTER BRING AJ
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>>8884511
So what, does Eyespack just stay with her even after he finds out her secret? Is he conflicted over whether or not she really loves him? Does she know that he knows? If they both know does she prefer to stay in her zebra form for him?
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>>8884550
Your waifu + siblings appear in your living space
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>>8884536
forgot my name
any new requests
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>>8884558
If they don't have siblings then only your waifu goes through
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>>8884485
>>8884516
>tfw giving orgasms is my fetish
Yes
Yessss
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>stomach pains since I woke up
>been there all day
FUCK
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>>8884570
Chubby nurse pony hitting the vending machine
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>>8884536
holy shit anon
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>>8884570
Twilight (unicorn or alicorn your choice) and Spike at a IHOP/Dennys/Waffle House
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>>8884570
Bulge.
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>>8884568
Be really difficult to keep them hidden though, so I think it would eventually end anyway.
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>>8884557
Why wouldn't they change into humans and take us over from the inside? That would be much more effective.

And I will be her submissive human slave boyfirend
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>>8884579
YOU'RE GONNA BE A MOMMY
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>>8884576
>one of them babbles incessantly as she gets closer and closer
>the other simply pants harder and harder, faint wisps of moans leaking in every now and then
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>>8884534
She'd be cuter if she wasn't a gross bug
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>>8884564
I guess you'll have to stay tuned to find out what happens next!
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>>8884576
I don't think that's a fetish anon
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>>8884587
gotta be a lil more specific anon
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>>8884485
>>8884504
>You and your chubby new fuck buddies kick rocks down to the local Ponetel 6
>Fueled with enough energy to power manhatten for two weeks, you kick in the door
>the ponies wiggle out from your grasp and hop onto the bed
>well one of them does
>Bana gracefully canters over to the bed and tries to pull herself onto it
>every time she plops back onto the floor he flank and tummy jiggle slightly, Ribbon just giggles at the sight.
>meanwhile, you swear your dick was pulling you towards her like an asteroid caught by the earths gravirty
>you restrain yourself long enough to pick her up by her haunches and lift her onto the bed
>you rip off your pants and hop into bed

3/?
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>>8884590
Yes, but their disguises aren't perfect and there are several ways in which they can be spotted (most powerful is an X-Ray machine which immediately notes that they aren't human)
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>>8884608
Dick bulge in tight clothing.
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>>8884602
A fetish is something that elicits an erotic response that is not genitalia, fixation on orgasms is a fetish
I enjoy diddling women far more than I do actually fucking them
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>>8884589
I didn't think any of you would think sensibily and I thought you'd start going out with your pony waifu and complaining when people treated you awkwardly
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>>8884619
yeah ok but WHICH HORSE
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>>8884624
Actually that's a kink.

A fetish is technically something without which it is difficult or impossible to achieve orgasm.
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>>8884591
>Rainbow Dash
>Fertile
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>>8884633
Lickety Split.
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>>8884633
Braeburn
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Would you carry rarity around like a cat?
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>>8884629
I'd want to really badly, but I'd be more afraid of the implications of a magical cartoon pony being on Earth.
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>>8884637
That's a dependency
The definition of a fetish is what I stated, focusing and popping boners over stuff that isn't regular sex
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>>8884633

male zecora
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>install Feed the Beast on the server
>Fluttershy immediately starts breeding bees
>Applejack lays out extensive farms
>Twilight scoffs at Thaumcraft, then researches everything and uses golems and turtles to run her base
>Rainbow Dash bums enough UU off of Twilight to make a gravichestplate and spends the entire time zipping around
>Rarity sets up a wool farm and spends all day mixing and matching the different armor sets
>Pinkie Pie makes a firework factory and covers spawn in cakes
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>>8884653
Not the same guy who last told you you were full of shit, but you're full of shit anon. A fetish is something that makes it impossible or difficult to achieve orgasm.

That being said, I suppose consensual sex could be a kink.
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>>8884633
me
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>>8884612
Oh my.

Do I just unf and request more or supply an action?
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>>8884612
are you Blessed Writefriend?
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>>8884650
The thing that bugs me about this artist is he never finishes anything.

He just renders a couple spots and then stops.
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Would pinkie carry your babies? Non sexually.
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>>8884652
The US government is benevolent and in any allied country with them will keep you and your waifu together.

If your waifu is mostly a normal pony, you'll be free to leave with her + siblings on certain restrictions.

However the more bizarre/powerful your waifu is, the more dangerous things become at getting caught. This is a downside for picking alicorns
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>>8884672
Well then I guess all of my fetishes aren't fetishes
I can get off on regular old sex just fine
Things are just much more intense and I enjoy them more if they involve my fetishes
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>>8884698

He's just bullshiting.

The basic definition of a fetish is a "sexual craving". The extra terms that he's using to define it are his own interpretation.
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>>8884668
fuck my autism but that's adorable and I love it
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>>8884696
I didn't pick an alicorn though, she just kinda became one.
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>>8884696
>Twilight
Welp, so much for that.
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>>8884668
That's cute yo.
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>>8884707
how about some blockpones?
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No boner, bad boner, stop boner.
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>>8884706
S'what I thought
Every definition of fetish everywhere on the internet states it as a sexual craving of something that isn't genitals
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>>8884711
Twilight Sparkle will put you in an extreme wild card scenario, she'll have the greatest chance to remain hidden, but her Spike and Shiny pose a huge risk of getting caught and have a lot of bad outcomes
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>>8884686
Could donkeys breed with ponies?
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>>8884735
Is she ok?
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>>8884592
>you immediately start tonguing it up with your yellow pudgy sweetheart
>you pin her down (as if she was going anywhere fast) and mash your lips together as your tongues search for each other
>when they meet she moans into the kiss as she loses herself in your kiss
>Ribbon just looks on as you two smooch it up
>bored
>she pulls you onto you back, breaking your kiss
>she plants herself on top of you and starts to grind into you
>"Im tired of sitting on the sidelines, time to get down to business."
>quick say something sexy
"I like business... uh... Sex business!"
>"..."
>Bana: "who's your writer?"
>Bana comes to your rescue and resumes her smooching

>>8884674
Yes, help me out here man.
>>8884675
Nope. I'm AppleDan, writer or "confirmed shitposter" to one anon.
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>>8884738
I guess I'll just have to keep them locked up in the basement then.
I'll also need to build a basement.
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>>8884740
what is a mule
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>>8884751
Am I wearing my business socks?
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>>8884735
haha
I laughed
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wait a minute is appledan croptool
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>>8884752
Hoping she doesn't teleport out, she can use magic to turn her and her friends into humans easily and can perform a huge amount of reality warping feats, also has the greatest chance of getting back home.
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>tfw you see stuff like this and think you can get somewhere with this drawing thing
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>>8884740
Then their baby would be an infertile mule.
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>>8884789

so

that means

all the stallions in town can fuck them without a worry?
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>>8884802
>that's why Rarity is such a giant slut
>she's an infertile mule
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>>8884802
Oh boy...
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>>8884785
I didn't mean I was going to keep Twilight locked up, just shining armor and spike.
Why is spike there anyway? I thought you said siblings?
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In all honesty I'd still probably get Twilight sent here
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>>8884815

>the diamond dogs were right
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>>8884740
>>8884757
>>8884789
If the sperm and egg were combined before the implantation wouldn't the offspring be a donkey?
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>>8884826
yes, but then it wouldn't be a donkey and a pony breeding.
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>>8884819
Anyone who the individual considers siblings...

Due to these rules if you pick Scoots you'll drag Dash in too
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>>8884802
Sure, if they're not worried about STDs
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>>8884815
That would explain why she got incredibly offended when the diamond dogs spanked her and called her a mule.
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>>8884751
I'm going to go with sexy unless goofy is preferred.
>your hands fumble for Red's hips as your tongue dances in Banana's mouth
>she tastes just like her name, though it's hard to focus on flavors with a chubby mare grinding into your groin
>soon she lifts up a little and you feel your cock begin to lift up, gripped by her magic
>once it's upright she roughly slams back down onto you
>you groan into the kiss as she winks hard and lets out a satisfied sigh
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>>8884819
You think Twily would let you do that?
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>>8884833

Zecora, dude.

She's got potions to cure pretty much fucking anything.
Plus there's probably spells to protect you too.

Disease is hardly something ponies ever have to worry about.
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>>8884837

>ERPing
>ERPing about OCs
>ERPing about OCs in a live horse

spongebobwindow.jpg
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>>8884845
>Zecora
>potions
We all know what those potions are really for.
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>>8884826
I doubt they have that kind of insemination tech in ponyville. But yes, if they could get the fertilized egg from both parents growing in the womb of a surrogate they still be their baby 100% genetically.
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>>8884840
If I could convince her that having them walking around town would be dangerous then maybe.
I'd at least try to make it comfortable for them
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>>8884856
She and Shiny would just turn them and spike into humans

Getting jiggy with Twilight means you need to make sure Shiny doesn't cockblock you
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>>8884765
>>8884837
>As Ribbon is about to take little anon on the ride of his life she notices youre still wearing your socks
>she cocks her head to the side and asks you
>"are you seriously wearing socks to bed?"
>you break away from Bana and answer back
>"yeah. these are my business socks."
>She looks at you puzzled
You raise an
>"the socks I wear when im gettin' down to business"
>You thrust upwards and she moans hard

>>8884849
Buckle up bro, things are about to get weird
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>>8884852

Well yeah, enlargement and shit like that.
But she's gotta have all sorts of protective potions. A morning-after potion. Who knows.
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>>8884870
>you raise an *eyebrow
Its that late at night
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>>8884870
I laughed
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>>8884867
If she really thinks that's best then I'm not going to argue with her.
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>>8884870
>the tune plays in your head and you time your thrusts to the rhythm of the song
>Banana's mouth just sort of hangs open, not quite sure what's going on
>pulling a hand away from Red's cutie marks you snap your fingers to get her attention
>twirling your index finger around she smiles and turns
>you let out a groan as she unceremoniously plops her ass on your head and begins to grind it back and forth
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>4am
>sitting on the internet waiting for posts
>that sudden realization that you're old
>that all the kids are asleep
>have all the items you ever wanted bought
>nothing left
>waiting for the big next thing that never comes
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>>8884920
You also can't go on here and start bragging about it
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Why is she so ◘ /co/?
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>>8884948
That's life. Nothing means anything but it's everything
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>>8884948

Get a hobby.
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>>8884948
draw
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>>8884948
Don't worry, anon.

I'm sure the apocalypse will come soon.
At least before 2020.
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>>8884948
Become a serial killer.
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>>8884982
sometimes I wish the world really had ended last December

I wouldn't have had to deal with Twilicorn, for one thing
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>>8884998
>implying in your post life simulation in heaven you wouldn't eventually make twilight into an alicorn
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>>8884948
start doing heroin or coke, preferably both
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>>8884948
Go to bed
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>>8884931
>you grab her hips and lap at her nethers like a snake searching for its prey
>as you expected, she tastes like bananas down here too
>but the taste is much sweeter here, as if she had a banana split between her legs instead of a vagina
>she wiggles and writhes in your graps, she can barely stand the amount of pleasure youre putting her through
>while push your tongue deeper into her, Red is getting jealous from the lack of attention
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>>8885004
>not my dying hallucinogenic fantasy

although I guess there's not too much difference when you think about it

hey >>8884948, how old are you anyway?
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>>8884971
Vidya/this are my hobbies. For the longest time, since I was a kid it was my goal to be able to afford nice screens/games/pcs. I just never thought i'd be financially stable and have all these items at my age. Heck I grew up with one nes and didn't even have a snes.
>>8884997
nah praying on the weak is for fags
>>8885008
maybe
>>8885023
26
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>>8885048
Then don't kill the weak. Only kill the strong.
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>>8885052
>bear serial killer claims fourth victim in a week
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>>8885022
>she makes her presence known by using her magic to give your balls a light squeeze
>you nearly choke on Banana's juices as you get the message and resume thrusting up into her
>her throaty moans and hisses of pleasure tell you you're doing a good job
>Banana on the other hand is simply breathing hard and whispering something unintelligible
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>>8885052
>become a serial serial killer
>hunt down and kill other serial killers
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>>8885048
Heroin is fun as fuck, coke is for rich people
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HOW DARE YOU CALL MY PURPLE?
I DIDN'T CHOOSE TO BE BORN THIS WAY
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THIS IS WHERE THE CARTS LIVE
GET YOU ONE
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Can I stop loving pony?
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>>8885048
>26
>Have kids already

The fuck
They better be newborns or something
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>>8885074
But I like you purple
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>>8885048
Grow weed, it's gardening, except you get to smoke the flowers
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>want a peanut butter sandwich
>only have sourdough bread

Eh, not as bad as I expected.
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>>8883421
She's your very best frieeeend!
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>>8885107

>ever doubting delicious based sourdough.

I bet you buy cheap, shitty white sandwich bread.
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>>8885108
>2 hours
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>>8885113
>not buying rye
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>>8885113
I just didn't think it would go well with peanut butter. I mean I bought it to make deli sandwiches but I ran out of meat.
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>>8885113
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>>8885108
>This asshole that always comes in at 4am and replies to old as fuck posts

Are you actually retarded?
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How do you calm down Rarity after someone calls her a slut?
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>>8885107
>mfw the 'sourdough' I bought in America was normal bread from anywhere else
>mfw the 'normal' bread was sweet as fuck
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>>8885122

>rye

mah nigga

>>8885124

Enjoy your semi-solidified paste.
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>>8885129
Give her the D
Then invite over some friends and let them give her the D
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>>8885129
I fuck her

I can't change her nature
But I can remind her why she is how she is
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>>8885129
put your cock in her mouth
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>>8885129

Give her the Dark chocolate assortment.
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>>8885113
>not eating lightly toasted honey white with a little butter

Shit now I really want some bread
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>>8885129
Well, first I get her to stop fellating everyone in the room.
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>>8885129
call her tripleslut

then buy her ice cream
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>>8885133
>Enjoy your semi-solidified paste.
Thanks Anon, I will.
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>>8884647
enjoy
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>>8885157
Unf.
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>>8885157
Why are those undies stained?
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>>8885157
niceeeeeeeeeeeee.
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>>8885130

>buy bread in America
>it's actually cheese
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>>8885157
Look at that swang
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>>8885157

Hops pls draw a closeup of a pony's balls being tenderly kissed after a hard night of fucking.
>>
If the comics included a clear reference to Ghost, would there be a shitstorm due to pandering?
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>>8885066
>Their moans of pleasure are driving you wild
>like a bear orgy
>you channel your inner bear as you secure Banana to your face like a feed bag and smack at her flank
>she gasps and moans with every strike and squeeze
>her flank and belly jiggle in rythym
>Her whispering becomes just a bit more decipherable
>you can only make out a few words
>"m-much better..........banannngh~"
>fantasizing about bananas, really. while riding your tongue no less
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I feel like rarity has this problem quite a lot.
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Why aren't you reading?
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>>8885165
>only 5% of it was dairy product, so it wasn't cheese
>still fucking weird that it had that much dairy in it
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>>8885174
If it's the Ghost I'm thinking it is then /mlp/ would go crazy with cries of pandering.
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>>8885142
Coach Z pls
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>>8885156
I hope you get hit by a bus

then I hope your nurses are total bitches to you

and the doctor finds cancer in like 7 places

just to ruin your day
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>>8885165
>buy a shovel in America
>it's made of candy
>so was the money you used to buy it
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>>8885165
>tfw you want to try some nonstandard cheeses but you don't know what to get

I just don't know what to try. Meunster is the only one I really like. I tried feta but I hated it.
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>>8885182
I am, but lately I've realized reading fiction isn't making me any smarter.
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>>8885146
>>8885113
>>8885122
>>8885133
>>8885123
>>8885124

I bake my own whole-wheat bread.

This last loaf was Cheddar/Dill.

Come the fuck at me
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>>8885182
does reading a text online count, Twily?
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>>8885200
I'd like to come over to your place maybe

that sounds fucking delicious
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>>8885186
The Prognosticator of Prognosticators, the Man they call Ghost
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>>8885201
No. Read a book faggot.
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>>8885198

Havarti is nice.

Goat cheese is awesome.
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>>8885163
I think it's just shading?

though I wouldn't object to them being stained with sweat
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>>8885192
Wow Anon... that kinda hurt
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>all this bread discussion
>we can't legitimize it with a cute bread pony
>because... yknow...
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>>8885182
I have 7 different fanfic tabs open, does that count?
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>>8885176
>you spank her harder, listening to her groan and mumble louder and louder about bananas
>Red Ribbon slows a little in her grinding before deciding that Banana's just some crazy slut
>she pounds harder into you, each thrust accompanied by a grunt of force
>there's a sudden whap on Banana's other flank that makes her howl about how badly she needs a banana pounding her womb
>Red pulls back the rolled up magazine she's levitated with her magic and goes in for another spank
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>>8885200
>whole wheat
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>>8885226
What is her cutie mark anyway? Is she the cock of the walk?
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>>8885198
>I tried feta but I hated it

What

Did you try to put it in a sandwich or something?
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>>8885217
serves you right for eating shit bread
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>>8885230

Grill it - put cheddar cheese, a few slices of grilled tomato and a fried egg on it, and it's fuckin' fantastic.
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>>8885235

Maybe he just ate some shit tier quality.

Always go danish.
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>>8885235
No, I tried it both by itself and on a salad.
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Would you eat a pony?
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I would love and cherish a clumsy Derpy.
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We /ck/ now?
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>>8885251

Fuck you. Feta is perfectly good if you know where it can be used. It's not a sandwich cheese - the flavor's too strong for that.

It's great for salads, though.
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Would you let a pony eat you?
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>>8885259
She'd be fond of you too
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>>8885262
I guess so
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>>8885262
nigga we always /ck/

it's right next door to /co/ after all
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>>8885262
I wish I knew how to cook.
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Is Tan still working on that Yuke Twilight thing?
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>>8885276
Watch Good Eats.
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>>8885182
As soon as I browse through my Twilight folder, I intend to do just that. And because of her, actually!
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>>8885251
>Danish
>That creamy shit
>Good feta

YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN HIM
BULGARIAN OR GREEK/AUSTRALIAN OR GO HOME
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>>8885276
I keep wanting to cook but I'm so lazy.

Tomorrow I think I'll try to make some lemon pepper chicken.
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>mfw there are people that don't actually love bread and are trying to be superior based on the bread they're eating
Do I need to smack a bitch with my staff of life?
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>>8885172
no more tonight, sorry
gotta work on prints for BC
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>tfw eating a pumpkin and spinach risotto I found the recipe for on the back of a packet of pasta

We need a happy-go-lucky rice pony.
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>>8885289

The only bread anyone is shitting on is low quality white sandwich loaf. Yknow... that sugary, disgusting crap parents buy to shovel into their kids' faces?
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>>8885284
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Hey, Anon... I know it's late and all... but I was wondering... how about you and me go grab a burger or something at that all-night joint?
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>>8885228
>no one man can have all this wut
>from the look on Ribbons face you fathom that she must think Banana is crazy
>you realize you never really heard her say anything to you
>just gestures and her giving you that banana
>what if thats her idea of a wedding ring or something?
>what if-
>Ribbon takes her rolled up magazine and smacks you on the forehead
>"Hey get back to work!"
>in your daze you forgot you were in a threesome
>how do you forget something like that?
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>>8885311
Anything you say pretty purple thing
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>>8885289
>food elitism

I'm going to buy this tomorrow and enjoy it and no one can stop me.
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>>8885319
a-anon, I think you might be color blind.
that isn't purple.
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>>8885322

I haven't had those in years.

I remember they were tasty, though.
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What won't MLPG be elitist about?
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>>8885322
>Eating anything from a pressurized can

Enjoy your heart attack
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>>8885323
>tfw simpons was once great and is now a steaming
>much how mlp was once great and now...welll... you know
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>>8885325
Shut up you weird aqua colored thing.
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>>8885323
>aspect ratio
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>>8885336
All cans have pressure in them dummy
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>>8885337

>implying season 3 wasn't better then season 1
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>>8885318
>you put both hands on her ass and squeeze as you hold her up and pound into her as fast as you can
>you're getting close - a mouthful of crazy babbling bananacunt and Red winking hard on your dick is making it hard to think straight
>she shudders in your grasp and starts to pant, softly telling you not to stop
>Banana on the other hand is just saying the word "Bananas" over and over again
>suddenly she sits up, her full weight on your head
>you can't breathe and slippery banana juices are pouring down your nose and throat
>as if that wasn't enough, you feel a tingle then a jab at your prostate a a tendril of Red's magic slides up your ass
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>>8885322
>spray cheese
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>>8885349
Can I put some pressure on your cans?
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>>8885357
>Spray changelings
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>>8885351
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>>8885313

>you will never split an order of fries with Scootaloo
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If you have ever bought this or something similar you deserve to have your tongue removed
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>>8885371
>you will pay exact change by having her bend over and you bounce a quarter off her ass in to the cashier's hand
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Anyone got any comic ideas?
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>>8885375
Agree with you there, cheese is gross.
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>>8885375
>pasturised prepared cheese product
That's it, America needs to burn.
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>>8885336
>>8885357
>>8885375
What does it feel like to be so insanely petty?
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>>8885379

>She punches you every time you ask if you can do that
>it's worth it
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>>8885385

Healthy.
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>>8885322
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YT5kI3zJFmA
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>>8885385
It feels good.
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>>8885385
Better and longer-lived than you.
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>>8885375
>>8885383

If you have milk and a couple of those, you can make a pretty good cheapass mac and cheese or grilled cheese.

It's not artisan-level by any stretch, but if you've had a crappy day and you want comfort food without a lot of effort, that's when singles shine.
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Food elitism is disgusting and a sign of a decadent culture.
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>>8885280
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>>8885400
Add bacon and you can take your grilled cheese to the next level.
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>>8885400
Enjoy your multiple heart attacks.
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>>8885396
>eating that sort of shit
>living longer
Choose just one if you're American.
STATISTICS!
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>>8885396
>implying I am not the picture of health
>implying you don't eat garbage
>implying you don't dress like a spaz
>implying you don't listen to pleb-tier music
>implying you lift
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>>8885313
>>8885371
>You'll never have a cute tomboy friend that lives around the corner and spends almost all of her spare time with you
>She'll never call you up for trivial things
>You'll never feel lonely when you sit on the couch without her
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>>8885404

Eating prepacked plastic is disgusting and a sign of a decadent culture.
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>>8885400

That sounds absolutely disgusting. I'll just stick to making a sandwich.
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>>8885404
>Our elitism extends to a disdain of overly processed and packaged foods
>decadent

Eating that shit is decedent
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friends!
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>>8885422
Who says I was responding to that post in particular? It was more of a comment on this thread in general.
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>>8885404
eating bad food that's bad for you because you're too lazy to actually cook anything is better?
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>>8885414
I'd rather go like hell and enjoy myself than live to be 100 and not know the glorious taste of a full pound of bacon interspersed with cheese and butter on white bread.
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>>8885404
I produce the best foodstuffs in the world, it's only natural that I'm elitist about it.
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>>8885432
Improper spelling is disgusting and a sign of a decadent culture.
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>>8885404

I kno rite bro!

Let's all start eating cat feces! That'll show those elitist fucks!
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Can we go back to hating fat people?
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>>8885432
>decedent
Fucking Americans.
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How about we just relax and talk about bellyrubs?
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I wish I could afford those kind of food.
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>>8885434
>Lyra is in CSI
>she keeps talking about dusting for fingerprints
>her coworkers have no idea what she is talking about
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>>8885450
You are a real pony Pinkie Pie.
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>>8885352
>you never thought that being slowly and unintentionally murdered would be your fetish
>fight or flight comes into play, rationality takes a back seat as instinct grabs the wheel
>being pushed down further into the mattress gives you extra potential leverage
>using your legs, you pick up the lighter Red Ribbon and bounce her on your pelvis
>your thighs smacking into her haunches pushes her closer and closer to her orgasm as she fights to stay on top of you
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>>8885438

That sounds disgusting. I can't help it if you're too terrified of expanding your taste horizons bro.
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What kind of food would your favorite pony like?
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>>8885460
Apples
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>>8885456
Nearly every culture has some fat-assery dishes. And fucking bacon goes with everything.
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>>8885454
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>>8885450

It's not really that expensive to eat healthy.
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>>8885440
>>8885447
>Attacking a typographical error

Really?
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>caring about what other people eat
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>>8885460
fast food probably

not sure how she'd balance staying fit and be too busy goingfast to cook
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>>8885414
>>8885426

I think the problem with guys like you who rant about things like Singles and Canned Cheese and "enjoy your heart attacks", is that you assume everyone who eats them, eats them every day, and the rest of their diet is of similar quality.

And in this case, you'd be wrong.
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>pretentious faggots pretending they know anything about cuisine
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>>8885468
If anything, it's more expensive to eat unhealthily.
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>>8885472
here's a picture of my dinner
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>>8885455
>her magic fizzles just as you push past the point of no return
>it's only a matter of time now, so there's only one thing to do
>you roughly fuck her as hard as you can as your dick goes numb and the world gets fuzzy
>if you didn't have several pounds of shuddering and screaming yellow pegasus on your head you'd be able to watch her belly wobble up and down
>just as you feel your tunnel vision begin to close, Banana rolls to the side
>choking on air, you inhale her juices along with a lungful of sweet oxygen
>then your balls yank tight and Red slams her hips into yours
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The best thing about melted cheese is that it's exactly the same as normal cheese, but your body is tricked into thinking it's worse for you and that it tastes better because of the texture. This is why I always melt my cheese sandwiches whenever I have them.
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>>8885482
Haha no.
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>>8885466

>everything

bread, butter and cheese aren't everything. What you described before sounds like a bland, unimaginative meal.

Where's the grilled eggplant? Where's the beetroot? Where's the avocado? Where's half a zucchini grated? Where's some sliced mushrooms? Where is the wealth of shit you could add to it?
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>>8885468
>>8885482
It's not the expense that bothers people as much as the inconvenience of making your own food.
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>>8885480
I just eat what the fuck ever sounds good.

I don't give a shit.
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>fat as fuck
>bad diet
>dont know how to cook

I often wonder how much learning to cook would affect my diet and in turn my size.
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>>8885503
That sounds like a very boring way of life, anon.
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>>8885477
This. I fucking love Easy Mac (or Kraft Dinner, as you Americans know it,) but I haven't had it for months because it's pretty much industrial waste.

Delicious industrial waste.
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>>8885495
Where's the fucking bacon?
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>>8885498

We get it. Faggot are lazy and insecure about it. So they get defensive when people point them out on it.

>>8885503

Dog shit is good. You heard it from me. Go and eat it right now.
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>>8885482
Incorrect. It's a very well known fact that it's more expensive to eat healthily.
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>>8885498
It's more like when you're poor you don't just go to the grocery store when you want something. You make a dedicated trip, usually once or twice a month if you're on a fixed income, and you have to buy food that'll keep until your next trip. That means canned and frozen stuff mostly.
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>>8885509
>>8885515
I never knew that /ck/ was this militant
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>>8885515
Whatever I think sounds good.

Nice try, though.
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>>8885506
Just control your portions and buy a stationary bike for $100

You're almost certainly eating more than enough to satisfy your hunger
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can't we just have a nice discussion about food instead of getting angry about it?
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>>8885515
>Faggot are lazy

TOO LAZY TO TYPE ONE EXTRA LETTER TO MAKE A WORD PLURAL?
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>>8885533
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>>8885534
Because Reasons
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>>8885534
Sorry Pank, the things you like seem to set people off
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>>8885514

I mean in addition to your bacon you faggot.

And why would I use bacon anyway when I have half a snapper in my fridge that I caught last night?
>>
nerds
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>>8885450
>Go to local deli for roast beef sandwich. Fresh cut meat, fresh bread, homemade horseradish and hot homemade thick potato chips

It was good, but I was still thinking how I could've bought 3 sandwiches the same size from Arby's for the same price.
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>>8885550
fag
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>>8885541
>>8885550
>>8885533
Good morning!
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>>8885522

You're being militant too in your defensiveness about your shitty lifestyle.

>hurr elitistfags
>hurr IT'S MY STYYYLE
>hurr i'm happy you musn't be derp.
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>>8885550
>>8885554
DWEEBS
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>>8885420

>Your school organizes a trip out of state, but neither of you can afford it
>you spend those three days with each other, waiting for your other friends to get back.
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If eating processed food and sweets is bad for you then why is Pinkie in such good shape?
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>>8885543
>that I caught last night
see, most people don't have time to do that

nor do they live in a place where they can do that
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>>8885556

Ugh... hi, Uncle Grandpa...
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>>8885519

It's a myth. Healthier food is more filling anyway.

Plus you should be buying shit in bulk, not in expensive as fuck packaging.
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>tfw waiting for the sun to rise so mlpg becomes alive again
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>>8885559
I'm not the guy defending anything
I'm the guy saying we should all just not care what the other guy puts in his face
Why do you get so worked up if some anon enjoys something you deem unworthy?
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>>8885553
>Going to some overpriced deli
>Not a dingy little Asian place and getting a curry for $5

We're not really talking about eating out anyways
>>
MORNING IN PONYVILLE SHIMMERS
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>>8885543

>I will have you know I am dining on a perfectly-cooked, succulent lobster tail.jpg
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>>8885567
Because Flash
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>>8885534

We were having a nice discussion but sperglords had to interject about how nice it is to cram shit in their face and then whine about how everyone doesn't agree with them.

It's like bronies who shove their autism in people's faces and get surprised when nobody approves.
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Oh hey, is day MLPG here already?

Guess its time to hit the hay.
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>>8885567
Pinkie Pie obviously has a ridiculous metabolism, plus she's incredibly physically active.

Seriously though, I've known more thin people who eat boatloads than I have known fat people who do. Metabolism has far more to do with size than how much you eat.
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>you will never be able to impress every board
>you will never eat well enough for /ck/, know technology well enough for /g/, listen to good enough music for /mu/, find a video game that /v/ doesn't hate, dress well enough for /fa/, lift enough for /fit/ or draw well enough for /ic/ in one lifetime
>there will always be a 4chan board that thinks you're a retard
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>>8885578
>buying curry from cheap Asian joints

You might as well eat roadkill
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>>8885581
>Error: File Too Big
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>>8885590
I'll be out too in a few.

Just gotta wrap up this greentext.
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Sleeping is overrated, I can't color chubby Rarities in my sleep.
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>>8885567
>implying Pinkie isn't canon skinnyfat
With delicious skinnyfat thighs.
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>>8885594
You just have to find the busy places
And never eat the sushi
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>>8885593
And even now

I don't give a fuck.
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>>8885491
>the combination of Red's sweet hips banging into you and the force of your violent coughing bring you to a reality bendingly mind-shattering orgasm
>Red breaks character and desperately screams your name in ecstasy
>you slam into her a few more times before collapsing back onto the bed in a pool of sweat, panting heavily
>As you lay there soaking wet with various mare juices and sweat, Banana nuzzles up against your cheek
>you swear she just tried to kill you but you cant even be miffed at her
>you wrap an arm around her and drift off to sleep
>Red is still spasming from her part of the orgasm

Jesus christ, we just RP'd as two OC ponies.
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>>8885593
>tfw every 4chan board thinks you're a retard
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What did your momma tell you about lies? She said it wasn't polite to tell a white one
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Which one of them is That Kid who refuses to eat a sandwich unless you cut the crusts off?
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>>8885615

Scootaloo
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>>8885615
Sweetie Belle most definitely
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>>8885593
>you will never eat well enough for /ck/
done
>know technology well enough for /g/
done
>listen to good enough music for /mu/
done
>find a video game that /v/ doesn't hate
Impossible
>dress well enough for /fa/
I can't stand the thought of standing out in the crowd
>lift enough for /fit/
Soon
>draw well enough for /ic/
;_;
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>>8885589
>why do other people have to have such shit taste around me?
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>eat something
>someone over the internet is getting mad at what I ate
I just want to pony.
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>implying all food isn't just different arrangements of calories and macronutrients
>implying it's not possible to eat anything in moderation

You faggots are just projecting your own lack of self-control onto others.
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>>8885608
We sure did.

And it was >fun
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>>8885615

Sweetie Belle. Her parents seem to indulge her more.

Going on fanon, Scoots probably doesn't waste food, ever, and if Applebloom eats like I figure she does, she probably doesn't either.
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>>8885591
>I've known more thin people who eat boatloads than I have known fat people who do. Metabolism has far more to do with size than how much you eat
Secret knowledge: those fat people who don't eat boatloads actually do. They just eat when they're alone and nobody else is looking.

Metabolism can account for, maximum, a difference of a couple hundred calories per day. Exercise is the second-most important factor. Diet is the most important factor.

Pinkie eats constantly, and she eats calorie-dense foods. She bounces around a lot, but that can't make up for shoveling cake in your mouth. She's chubby.

Twilight doesn't get much exercise, but then again she also strikes me as the type to work through meals and not even notice. Hard to predict how much she'd weigh. In Winter Wrap-Up, Applejack claims that Twilight is a remarkably small pony, so I'm inclined to think that she's probably not overweight.

Fluttershy has a waifish build. I like the idea of her being a little bit taller than the rest, since that makes her a bit more awkward.

Rarity tightly controls what she eats and exercises regularly. She looks exactly the way she wants to.
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>>8885615
None of them

Sweetie would have only the best given to her by Rarity
AJ would never allow for such waste
Scoots can't afford not to eat them
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>>8885624
>you will never eat well enough for /ck/
>know technology well enough for /g/
>listen to good enough music for /mu/
these are impossible though

especially the /mu/ one
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goodnight mlpg
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>>8885631

GOD, I WANT TO FUCK THOSE MACRONUTRIENTS
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>>8885637
>>8885624
The /ic/ thing is impossible too.
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>>8885632
>EmptyAudio
Im honored to >unf under your tutelage
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>>8885631
But why would you eat something shit

And unhealthy?

It doesn't make any sense at all
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>>8885646
oh fuck I laughed
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>>8885601
>my dresses will never fit now
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>>8885631

Then why did you post what is obviously a nice, moist chocolate cake with multiple cream layers and a thick fudgy sauce?

Why didn't you post some crappy dry, $2 pre-packaged thing from a super-market with metallic tasting icing to illustrate your point?

No anon, you are the food elitist.
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>>8885646

>art board
>Head is wrong
>average ic critique

Wait

Don't tell me /ic/ is with art as /mu/ is for music.

I've been meaning to lurk there more
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>>8885652
because it tastes good?
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>>8885652
>why does someone think differently from me?
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>>8885662
every board on 4chan is incredibly elitist about its subject

coincidentally, that board tends to be one of the worst places to discuss that subject, barring a few exceptions
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>>8885648
<3
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>>8885665

>why does someone think wrong
>why doesn't anyone else know I'm right
>they should believe me when I tell them they're wrong
>because they are

Fixed that for you.

You forget how intensely autistic most of us are.
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>>8885662
Nah, you can actually find good critique, of course.
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>>8885662
For all 4chan boards /x/, /x/ is with x as /mu/ is for music.
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>>8885662
I posted on /ic/ a few times and got some absolutely terrible advice.
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>at the supermarket last week
>picking up a cake for a friend's birthday party, by myself
>chick in front of me dressed in a peacoat, turtleneck, tights, scarf, and thick-rimmed glasses
>cart is full of greens and other fresh veggies, all from produce, nothing canned or frozen
>what little meat she has is fish
>looks at me with utter disgust several times while she's being rung up
I was curious if I had encountered a board-tan in real life. Next time I see her at the supermarket I'll ask her which board is her husbando.
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>>8885710

What
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>>8885693
>this ghost is obviously the best one you could see in your house. But I don't know why I'm wasting my time with a plebtergeist.
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>>8885710
you should dress as /co/nrad
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So

North Korea just threatened nuclear annihilation on the U.S.
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>>8885710

>looks at me with utter disgust several times while she's being rung up
>Disgusted with you for picking up a birthday cake
>Assuming you were going to eat it yourself

No, I'd say that she's just a cunt.
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>>8885730

>plebtergeist
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>>8885681

>why wont anon believe in my greatness.
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>>8885732
...again?
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>>8885733
It could have been my birthday.
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>>8885732
AND? They don't have enough fuckers to throw the bomb that far.
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>>8885741
Don't believe they've threatened us with nukes before.

They threatened a pre-emptive strike.

It'll probably fall into the ocean.
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>>8885732
Happy Thursday to you too Anon.
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>>8885749
>>8885741
>>8885746
http://news.sky.com/story/1061345/north-korea-threatens-us-with-nuclear-strike
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>>8885757
Those look like sharks
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>>8885757
Rainbow Dash's sister is a psycho
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>>8885749
I actually live in S. Korea for 2.5 years and have been to the DMZ. Trust me, N. Korea dosn't have much. There are miles and miles of trucks every day that are taking aid from S. to N. The N. tanks can only make it 10 miles before they run out of gas. We would obliterate them.
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>>8885732

>Although North Korea boasts of nuclear bombs and pre-emptive strikes, it is not thought to have mastered the ability to produce a warhead small enough to put on a missile capable of reaching the U.S. It is believed to have enough nuclear fuel, however, for a handful of crude nuclear devices.

These dumbfucks again? I wonder when we'll finally get tired of their shit and pick them apart. You'd think threatening to nuke someone would get more than a "Ohhh... you shouldn't do that. C'mon now" type reaction.
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I just want to say that Pinkie's Pinkie costume in the comic is absolutely hilarious.
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>>8885742

Either way, she had no right to look down at you for getting a cake. So... fuck that bitch, is what I'm saying.
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>>8885767
It all depends on who is doing the threatening. The reaction is warranted in this case.
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>>8885756
>mfw shit like this is an average occurrence everyday

what a wonderful world we live on
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>>8885731

but /co/nrad dresses like a brony
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>>8885776

The magic gnomes telling Kim to take back South Korea is not justification, Anon.
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>>8885778
>talking to pone about HUMANITY
>so there was this one country that was always threatening us with nuclear devices
>that sounds serious
>nah man we just laughed at them
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>>8885782
/co/nrad is handsome! He can actually pull it off!

Also he doesn't wear it with cargo shorts and socks/sandals!
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>>8885778
why is there sperm dripping down her face?
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>>8885801
Because her tear ducts produce it

also, it's not sperm, it's tears.
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>>8885794
I think pone would be too terrified to even talk to us again after the first human history session.
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OH SHIT, I THINK I BOOPED TOO HARD

IT'S ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD
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>>8885812
Better get a new one, you know that shit dries instantly and is harder than concrete.
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ded
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>>8885819
bed
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>>8885823
hed
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>>8885812
You have to remember to keep your pone in the fridge when not in use
Fluttershy model is prone to breaking if you're not careful with your booping
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>>8885826
HEY HEY HEY
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>>8885826

red
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>>8885826
red
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>>8885834
sed
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Which pony has the nicest butt?
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>>8885833
>>8885834
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>>8885837
led
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>>8885837
zed
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>>8885839
see
>>8885833
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>>8885844

■ed
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>>8885844
>sled
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>>8885856
unf
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>>8885856

She can bob my sled anytime
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>>8885839
Zod
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>>8885833
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>>8885856
fed
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you are not a pony
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>>8885880
Red pls draw a butt
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>>8885884
ned
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>>8885900
wed
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>>8885900
didello
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ded
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>>8885790
STOP DOING THAT PIKNIE
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>>8883111
>finally decided to clean up my GFXcard
>it is now -13C lower during the idle

holyshit it feels amazing, like I myself just take a cold shower
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Hello nightthread
Rather ded aren't we
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>>8885934
That's nice anon. really, tell me more.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CwFMSL9LUuY
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>>8885950
These Chanokun guys aren't half bad.
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http://images.4chan.org/mlp/src/1362645324412.jpg
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>>8885947
Fuck you I know how it ends, you are going to be mean to me
fuck you!!
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>>8885960
Why not just link to the post?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9HM3-5rWYo
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>>8885965
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>>8885945
Well we've already had an episode where an African immigrant was accused of witchcraft and cannibalism so a mob wrecked up her house. Why not a series of misunderstandings leads to them thinking a jewish pony poisoned their clouds and kidnaps foals so their blood can be used in matzah bread?
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>>8885965
Well I for one have been inspired by your riveting tale of self-improvement to whip out the computer duster and clean my fans
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>>8885992
Let's not forget the manifest destiny episode.
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>>8885790
KWEH
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>>8885979
Why is Twilight so sad?
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>>8886034
Who the fuck is twilight? Do you mean Princess Twilicorn?
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>>8886034
The Jewish ponies keep taking all her shekels
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>>8886045
>Born into a wealthy powerful family with close links to the government

Twily is the jewiest pony there is
She's probably sad because she couldn't take all the shekels she wanted
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ROLL CALL
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>>8886110
FUCK YOU
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>>8886023
KWEHH!
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>>8886110
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>>8886114
Pony or baby chocobo? You decide, MLPG!
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>45% of board traffic is MLPG

Damn
Erryone's ded
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Apparently I've been holding pens/pencils wrong, and this is the right way. How do you hold your writing utensils?

I've been holding it between my middle and thumb, with fore and ring on the other two sides, boxing it in.
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>>8886139
>made 2 pots of coffee
>"alright time to draw this shit, ideas here we come"
>5 hours later
>doodles some circles
today was not a very productive night
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>>8886146
I hold it whatever I want depending on the strokes I want to do and my level of fatigue.
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>>8886146
The normal way
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>>8886146
I don't think there is a single "right" way to hold a pencil, though.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jL8gsWpMX_c
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>>8886146
I hold it like in the image example. I did go to a private school till grade 5 though... until my dad abandoned our family and we became poor and I had to get shovelled into public school.
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>>8886146
I hold it like 1/4 inch from the tip.

I like having absolute control over it, holding it too far from the tip leaves room for slippage.

But I'm not an artist.
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>>8886110
PRESENT
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>>8886189
>you will never rub Stallman's belly for good luck
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MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!
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>>8886146
Same way as the image, but that's just for writing; I don't draw at all.
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Now when you look at this orange,
tell me please, what do you see?
It's just a boring old orange!
Maybe to you, but not to me.
I see a silly face! (wow!)
Walking around and smiling at me.
I don't see what you mean.
'Cause you're not thinking creatively!
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I want to be the little ugly grey mare
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>>8886262
FUCK YOU
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What's the lasting thing you unf'ed at?
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>>8886268
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>>8886268
this >>8886272
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>>8886268
This

>>8886278
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>>8886278
Would you bathe your bug pony queen after she makes a mess?
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>>8886278
>liking bug pone
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Here it comes, y'all.
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>>8886292
I bet her holes smell like rotten cheese
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>>8886312
Why are they crying?
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>>8886316
Because...

War...
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>>8886303
When you think about it Raiden's actually the straightest character in MGS.
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>>8886313
Oh please

I have an air fresher <3
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>>8886320
>You want some snake?
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How would you feel if Twilight was teaching one of your new classes?
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Boy it's deader than a turnip factory down here. I think i'll go visit other markets in the mean time.
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>>8886347
I'd feel pretty good. I'll need non-bullshit classes in art school.
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>>8886312
>>8886316
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sZTWCwqmgLc
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>>8886381
Oh fuck, I've been searching all over the archive for this one. Thanks!
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>>8886408
Roogna pls
love me
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>>8886368 You wouldn't try anything naughty?
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>MLP hiatus
>tropes vs women is finally coming out

Everything I love is dying around me.
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Posting OCs for no reason.
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>>8886412
Physically?
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>>8886415
Miss Sparkle is not for sexual, Anon.
But if I had, say, Pinkie as a teacher...
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>>8886417
I thought that insufferable bitch took the money and bailed?
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>>8886417
/v/ is going to implode when that video is released. It's going to be amazing.
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>>8886146

>Are you holding your pencil correctly?
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>>8886419
its not going to bring out any activity

also apparently we are less dead than the rest of the board - what trhe fuck happened here?
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>>8886430
Nah, now shes gonna rake in the youtube money.
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>>8886419
2big4me
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>>8886422
I would like that
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Why does Twilight need wings if she can teleport?
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>>8886448
cuz short distance teleportation is waste of energy
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>>8886455
But Twilight has unlimited mana.
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>>8886432
Reminds me of that grasp:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IdZNzg4Y50
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>>8886434
>early morning on Thursday during a hiatus with no new shitstorms or info to discuss
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>>8886419
I think I'll join you a little.
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>>8886431
It's going to be devastating.

I mean for the entire industry. The backlash against the series is going to be pervasive and massively influential. Entire companies will be crushed by the sheer weight of government regulation and public outcry.

Mark my words.
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>>8886448
She can fly without wings too, its retarded. Teleport somewhere high, fall down, reach terminal velocity, make a new teleport wormhole to come out back to the sky, keep flying like that.
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>>8886432

That's close to the norm, just replaces the index with the middle and middle with ring...
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>>8886491
You're overrating.

Her videos are going to have no lasting effects at all, but a few idiots will still get mad and a few white knights will still treat this woman as if she's the savior of video games.

I'm just going to kick back and watch this train wreck unfold.
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>>8886432
How you hold your pencil isn't as big a deal as people make it out to be. Shoulder and elbow motion matters a lot more.
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>>8886491
The only reason I want the videos t come out is so tha instig8tive journalism puts out more videos.

Ad having him present the Loadsemone ward to Anite duing the /v/GA was genius
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http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/03/07/north-korea-vows-nuclear-attack-on-us-ahead-un-sanctions-vote/

Ready to finish the Korean war?
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>>8886548
It's been nice knowing you all.
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>>8886548
Not really. Will seem like another passing in time.
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>>8886548
>nkorean nuclear launch
http://www.the-two-malcontents.com/wp-content/uploads/1334602684_footage_from_the_north_korean_missile_test_from_conan.gif
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>>8886519

I don't get it.
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>>8886548
>fox news
let me guess, they want to nuke the US, because they are liberal socialists who hate freedom and jesus?
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Speaking of all the food/bread stuff, I just remembered I had this image.
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>>8886580
I wish I could do this to Sweetie
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>>8886580
>you will never have a cute and simple style
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>>8886548
>implying NK will do jack shit
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>>8886668
I believe the essence of t cute and simple style lies in the expressions.
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we ded
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>>8886780
>that trip
Pretty good.
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>>8886782
Look at the time, you should go to bed.
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>>8886782
*spaghetti flies everywhere*
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>>8886780
>no image
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>>8886818
Why the long face?
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tactical comics time
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>>8886580
>You will never do this to a pony or anyone for that matter
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I can't think of another character that alternates between adorable and badass on the same page.
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>>8886817
okay
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>>8886839
Come to think of it, Pinkie is very often adorable, but rarely badass.
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>>8886835
Needs Lyra as Tor Browser
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>>8886839
That comic keeps me going in this dark age of season 3 twilicoyness.
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>>8886887
>not Pinkie Pie browsing the General.jpg
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And here...we...go.
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>>8886894
>>not Pinkie Pie defending daytime.jpg
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We should really stop forcing this.
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>>8886914
More like >Pinkie defending nighttime fetishes.jpg
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>>8886931
No one's forcing anything. That's why the post count slows down at times.
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>>8886914
>>8886943
Don't start you two
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>>8886931
Forcing what?
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>>8886931

>we

I'm not forcing anything. If you feel you're forcing your attendance, fuck off.
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>>8886867
What if human porn was considered illegal bestiality in Equestria?
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>>8886953
B-BUT HE STARTED!
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>>8886887
>something something EA games something something consumers something something most recent game.png
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>>8886961
My cock into your asshole.
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Pinkie no.

Turn your head a little bit.