Old horse: >>>/mlp/8860781What ponies would you like to see in a guro horror film?
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You will never join a suicide club with your waifu
>>8863449>EqG will never be Cromartie 2.0who will be Mechazawa in EQG?
What if pony was pedo?
>>8863548Lyra keeps her pony form even after passing through the portal, but lost her memories of ever being a ponr.>Hey Lyra, do you ever realize you're a h..ho...ho>HONEST HARDWORKING GIRL
>>8863553>>8863556Derpy's just a full-on pony; nobody seems to notice this fact.
>>8863582Shut up, SB.
>>8863582No, wait wait, what if pony was pony?
>>8863601Pony being pony?
>>8863609Do we agree that Pinkie is poniest pony?
>>8863604Did she ate Celestia or something?
>>8863617She's so pony that she has to pretend to be a pony
>>8863632Don't make me look for "Pinkie was Pinkie the whole time.jpg" because I don't have it here, sadly.
>>8863630oh god the grammar
>>8863622It could be anthro, but that Cadance is cute.
>>8863643Fuck. Time to jump into the shame pit.
I want to cum inside equestria girls twilight sparkle
>>8863622That's pretty cute. I wanna grab her bewbs.
>>8863676Don't worry man, I live there, we could be fronds.
>>8863604But it's almost 11am!
>>8863682I'd ask for some greentext but it's not nighttime and fetish writerfags are not around.
>>8863676That's some good-ass scrunch, nigga,
http://youtu.be/Ekr05T9IaioDaily dose of Dancin Pone
Is it bad that i thought i made some major discovery and was about to sleep-post to MLPG. Am I bad person? May I share it with you anyway
>>8863699get on my level
>>8863711Sleep-post? Like you actually thought you'd be able to continue poning while sleeping? How?
>>8863582This is currently the only known canon pedophile pony.
>>8863590I love this pono
>>8863736Not for fillies, for lolis.
Would you watch Fluttershys drag show if she asked you to come?
>>8863735 I have no idea, I still remembered what I was about to post too
>>8863561>>8863609>>8863623>>8863699>>8863714>>8863721>>8863742why is pinkie so pinkis she also pink on the inside
>>8863503Not exactly horror, but Wolf Creek starring Pinkie Pie.
>>8863759Yes, I would like to see Fluttershy race in those big-wheeled vehicles, drudging up smoke and dust and hearing tires screech.
>>8863767Yes. Would you ponk a pank in her pink?Would you lick pank in the pink?
>>8863759but she's a mare. how is it a drag show? I don't get it.
>>8863734Okay, that's it!I've seen these characters everywhere, but have no idea what they're from.Anybody mind filling me in?
>>8863779See, that's what drags want you to think.
>>8863783Some guard OCs created by Equestria Prevails, a pretty good artist
>>8863777I would do everything to park.
>>8863777No. Ponies are not for sexual.But I would pink at a ponk's party with panka
>>8863790 two weeks.
I had a dream where I read on a website that Twilight Sparkle was actually the oldest character (production wise) by a long shot, appearing in some SNES game as a little filly. I thought it was some separate gens but the description on the site said you found her in Canterlot
>>8863798has he made any stories with them or anything? they look fun.
GuysWhat ifvibrating Flutterpanties?
>>8863816 TWO WEEKS
>>8863822I don't know, I don't think so though
So yeah, though i wish it was true, it would be fun to discover Twilight's backstory
Why am I so perfect, /co/?
>>8863808>Ponies are not for sexual.yes they are
>>8863824YOU HAVE THE WRONG NUMBER
>>8863841WE'LL HAVE LOST THE CONTRACT TO QUEST AND OSCORP WILL BE DEAD.
>>8863822I don't think so.
>>8863841>>8863857You guys dont watch enough movies
>>8863623The socks make her look so... naked.
>>8863872It's the belly button.
Have you ever read a post in MLPG that made you wonder if the poster was literally retarded?
>>8863777I'd do EVERYTHING.
>>8863866HE JUST RANDOMLY SAID TWO WEEKS IN SPOILERS TO MY PICTURE OF VIBRATING DASH I DON'T GET ITI'M SORRY I HAVE FAILED YOU
>>8863864They're from a fic. I know they are. I dont know the fic though. It's well known and has a fanbase apparently though. I can't remember it. I wanna say fallout equestria but I dont think so
>>8863880Yes, but often I dismiss them as shitposts.
>>8863880Not every day, no.But sometimes I wonder if people think that about me.
>>8863879Yeah, that amplifies it even more.
>>8863880All the time.
>>8863889It was a comment on robot dash shaking.
So what was Trixie Tuesday?
>>8863906>robotbut dash is a real boy
>>8863880Not literally, no. I often see retarded posts, but I like to believe that they're just trolling or immature kids that shouldn't really be here in the first place.
damn someone already did the Shining x Twilight "liquid pride" jokeI'm going to need to polish my sex jokes a bit
>>8863905Quit being a dick, anon.
>>8863918No, please do one too.
>>8863913Fuck you Kenny
>>8863905>krautismOh wow, that works so well
>>8863561How about this piggy pie?
So we're getting bobble heads now?Where are the pez dispensers?
>>8863918>The immortal godking of sex jokes is outclassedWhat a sad day
>>8863936They're those stylized vinyl toys. I have a few, they're real nice.
>>8863891I'm looking around but I can't really find anything apart from an intro comic he did to a series called New Royal Guard.The series itself doesn't look like it exists though. Which is a shame because i think it looked cool.Not fallout equestria, but maybe total war: equestria? I can easily imagine EP's existing art being used for the characters.
>>8863918A male character said the word "liquid" in a joke to a female character. Of course it's been done.
>>8863918You should polish your cutes and nonsexuals.
>>8863936>Pinkie Pie will never vomit candy into your mouth
>>8863945That one's fucking excellent, except it took me a second to realize that was supposed to be Angel. Not sure what he could have done, but it could have been better.
>>8863948No, his sex jokes are the best. Please do more sex jokes GG. "Liquid pride" never gets old.
>>8863952NEVER SAY NEVER
>>8863952>Pinkie Pie's butt will never poop candy into your mouth
>>8863952>she will never peg you wearing a strap-on candy cane dildo
>>8863954>it could be better>I don't know howBrilliant.
>>8863945>>8863954Angel flying makes no sense. I'm 99% sure it's just supposed to be a pun.
>>8863968>scatTHATS FUCKING DISGUSTING
>>8863853nah, to this day I wouldn't a pony.
>>8863967>Pinkie Pie will never blow your party horn
>>8863971I know it looks off but I don't know how to fix it.Not that hard to understand.>>8863972Now it makes more sense, but that's still kind of silly.
>>8863978>Pinkie Pie will never catheterize your bladder and use it as her personal urinal
>>8863974But it's candy anon!There's nothing wrong with candy!
>>8863975Where do you think we are?
>>8863975you're right anonneither are elephants
>>8863975You must be gay.
>>8863993NOSCAT IS FUCKING DISGUSTINGGIVE ME MY DELICIOUS VOMIT
>>8864016>implying vomit is any less disgusting than scat
Nighttime pls go
>>8864001>>8863996>>8863995I only find human women attractive.I know I have a fucked up fetish.
>>8864016And so, the fetish wars start
>>8864037 You like humanized ponies right?
Ponies are cute but not sexy
Homer did a rip off.
Your favorite pony is very pretty.
>>8864055...huh. Well, that makes more than a few faps I've done retroactively impossible.
>>8864063Oh, thank you, I know she is!
>>8864071>that DashHard, always...
>>8864063She sure is.
>>8864063you're so nice anon
>>8864071Oh man, is that Rarititties?Was so good to see her at Unicon again. She's gotten quite a name for herself. Hell, even SHE calls herself Raritties.
>>8864071>RarityI wish I hadn't lost her facebook
>every comic he does has sex as the joke>literally afraid of sex in real lifeIs there a connection here?
>>8864090>RaritittiesNope, that's Thickity.
>>8864090She was at Unicon? Haven't seen her once.
>>8864057Well, the Odyssey was an epic and followed all the normal paterns of one, but I would hardly call it a ripoff.
>>8864090Wow, she was there? Gonna need pics
>>8864072That gif is mesmerizing. Pinks is a cutie.
>>8864100>>8864098Shit, I don't think I got a pic of her. Someone had to, I'm sure. >>8864094>>8864102Same thing. I think the tits are more distinguishing of her
>>8864093He's afraid of human contactHe gets his frustration out via jokes
You really think I'm purple, /co/?
Why is /mlp/ so horrible if its two neighbors are the most patrician boards on the site?
>>8864126Because /mu/ is fucking terrible
>>8864125Indeed you are pretty purple.
>>8864125The absolute purplest.
>>8864126Our property value always goes down in the summer, but it's a pretty good winter vacation spot.
>>8864126Rarity pls leave
there aren't enough Twi fans here
>>8864125You're the purplest oneI can't wait for Princess Dork in S4
>>8864125The most purple that any pony could be
hnnnng cute little bird's eye view Cadence
>>8864161No surprise considering the last episode.
>>8864125I dunno, I've seen some pretty purple ponies
>>8864161Twifaggotry levels seem acceptable to me.
>>8864172She has the biggest butt
>>8864093Where do these rumors even come from?
>>8864188It's relatively slim.
>>8863694>>8863682>You would never have a young Cadence as your roommate.>She would never offer you some money she got from her babysitting job as rent.>She would never start being more open to you as she starts talking about her time at work.>She would never brag about how fun is it when she was babysitting a young, purple filly.
>>8864206>It was getting late as you were about to sleep from a hard day at work.>You heard a knock on the door and ask the knocker to come in.>You see Cadence, wearing a large T-shirt while hold a pillow, wanting some shut eyes.>”Umm, anon, can I stay in your room for tonight? There are some rats rattling in my room…”>You didn’t bother fixing that rat problem in the past but maybe its time you do.>But for now, you offer Cadence your bed as you about to head to the couch.>”M-maybe, we can sleep together, just for tonight. You don’t have to sleep there.”
>>8864206That wasn't what I was expecting at all but it's cute.
>>8864125>Twilight's official color name is Light Wisteria>Wisteria was a G3 pony that starred in The Princess Promenade> WYSTERIA accidentally awakens SPIKE THE DRAGON, a sleepy, silly 1,000-year-old dragon. For you see, legend holds that when a dragon is awakened, an new princess is about to be crowned! But who is the Princess of Ponyville?
>not using imgur scriptdumb retardhttp://i.imgur.com/ygCumZa.png
How would you feel if S4 was the last season and we got a sequel spinoff for S5? Hasbro decides to make it more like the comics and retool the show to be for boys and girls.The MLP name is dropped from the title to be used in a new series and Friendship is Magic becomes its own series
>>8864206>She'll never get shit faced with you at some bar near the campus>She'll never have drunken, sloppy sex with you
>>8864215>It was awkward at first, sleeping next to someone, no less a pony.>Cadence already dozes off, snoring quietly and softly with each purr.>You, on the other hand, just lay there, trying to sleep, trying to not fall off the bed as she took up most of the bed space.>Maybe you could sneak out and try out that comfy couch.>As you were about to move out the bed, you notice the bed shuffle.>Cadence was shifting her position in her sleep as she wraps you with her hoof.>She moves her head on top of your chest as she snuggle you closely.>She holds you tight, like a teddy bear, and you notice her smell from her mane.>Bubblegum, sweet bubblegum.>You mind began to race, not sure what to do, but your arm thought otherwise.>Your arm begins to wrap around the pink pony and huddle her closer to you.>Her body reacts with acceptances and held you a bit tighter.>You swear you see Cadence smile before it breaks off to a snore.>This felt all warm and cozy, so cozy that you might doze off from such comfort>Maybe you do not have to fix that rat problem after all……..
>>8864205Looking at the distance between cutie marks.
>>8863936If the glasses aren't just painted on I might get a scratch
>>8864188Heresy, for it is well known that Celestia's posterior is the largest. ...though here's a question. Who's is bigger, Cadance or Luna's?
>>8864229Maybe its not.
>>8864218Is that a chocolate dildo?Chocolate is poisonous to horses.
>>8864232Are we talking physical size or mass?Because Derpy has the most massive butt of all.
>>8864226She has a wide butt, but it's far from "big"
>>8864218>chest fluff>tar>RarityNot today
>>8864222no grossI just watched this episode, does anyone else love the way Twilight says "hello there" http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=4GJ114kPuTQ#t=705s
>>8864217THEY WERE PLANNING ON MAKING HER A PRINCESS FROM THE START
So is comic #4 out? I keep seeing small parts of it. Is there a torrent out there yet?
>>8864229They probably are painted onI have a few by that same company and any accessories and details are just molded and painted onPretty sure I'm getting one regardless though
>>8864256Yayponies.Also story time in previous thread.
>>8864251Apparently the animators liked that line too, because it's used in the episode twice. Once when she first sees Harshwhinny, and again when she first see's Shining.
>>8864229Didn't Hot Topic make a Scratch figurine in that vinyl series?
>>8864252Well, duh, Lauren even admitted it herself. She just wasn't going to be an alicorn.
>>8864272I know right it's the best it makes me smile both timeswould you live here
>>8864252She was going to take over for Celestia.Never anything about being a princess.In fact, Celestia wasn't even supposed to be a princess. That was Hasbro forcing their "every little girl wants to be a princess" bullshit.
well someone asked for this
>>8864299can we be show backgrounds now?
>>8864266...my god they look derpy head-on. Also, Cadance is at an angle, so I can't tell.
>>8864299>houses in foreground are simple, lack detail>houses get more detailed towards vanishing point
>>8864315>houses closer towards the castle are more furnished
>>8864309Blueblood is tiny...
>>8864266>>8864311looks to me like luna is a bit thicker even with cadances little turn there
>>8864206>>8864215>>8864224Aspirant you said you are busy
>>8864309Is that Celestia babysitting young Blueblood and he has a nightmare?
Why doesn't your favorite pone support the rightful owner of the Iron Throne?
>>8864331No, it's royal /ss/
>>8864330That doesn't seem very good for an Aspirant story.
>>8864330I am not Aspirant though.>>8864299That is quite beautiful. I wonder how the ponies deal with the constant shining everyday.
>>8864310Yes, I got some nice ones just now I watched family appreciation day too
>>8864309...B-Blueblood? What's the backstory here?Because I'm seeing two distinct possibilities. >>8864326So.. Celestia>Derpy>>Luna>Cadance ?I'm okay with that.
>>8864315that is a crystal favela.
>>8864343Aaaaaaa that one's really pretty
>>8864272It's hardly the fault of the animators because it's not part of their work.We don't have any confirmation but Tara probably phoned this episode and they had to re-use some phrases if the script got changed after she sent the recordings.
>>8864303"Queens are Evil" is one of the worst things to happen to stories for girls. And even worse is that it's so ingrained that any attempts to change it are immediately shot down.Honestly, sometimes I just call her Queen Celestia, because that's basically what she is.
>>8864342Maybe crystal pones are solar charged...
>>8864303That just makes it so that she would have been Queen Twilight.
>>8864362Mirror pond pls.
>>8864353not really a background, but
>man, the only way to get popular is to draw porn!>guess i'll have to draw porn now>all they draw is a static pony butt with a couple lines added for a vagina>why's it so hard to get noticed/popular sob
>>8864366I posted that one yesterday man
>>8864368SINCE YOU CAN'T CONTROL YOUR HORSEBONERS IN THE GENERAL YOU MUST NOW WEAR A HORSECONDOM AT ALL TIMES
>can weyou sure want me to dump all of it don't youalright then, lemme put all the captchas
>>8864355Large, independent Principalities with titled Princes/Princesses who were basically Kings/Queens have been real things in life, too.
>>8864386can you also upload the folder somewhere?
>>8864393I'm proud of you Panka.
>>8864355I figure that "Empress" is a slightly more PC title. It's like calling the "Grand Visier" a "Major Domo" instead. Just because the grand visier always turns out to be an evil wizard. Also, how the fuck is Cadance not an Empress? An Empire is not ruled by a Prince or Princess. It is not ruled by a King or Queen. Empires are ruled by Emperors or Empresses. Also I like "Count Blueblood" Duke at a pinch, due to the hierarchy of nobility.
>>8864266I would all three of themI just thought you might wanna know
>>8864345>What's the backstory here?>Because I'm seeing two distinct possibilities.It's Celestia comforting a young Blueblood who's had a nightmare or possibly just childhood problems like being unpopular at school
>>8864402why does it keep putting that black line at the top manhere's one I got yesterday from hurricane fluttershy
>>8864241her butt is also the cleanest
>>8864398That's no laughing matter, Anon.
>>8864360Speak up faget, you'll never get what you want like that
>>8864386no, we didn't ask you to dump shit all over us. We asked to discuss the backgrounds. Don't dare confuse those two for your own benefit.
>>8864420You seem deeply involved with fetishes, anon.
>>8864386Isn't uploading all of the folder to an imgur album more easy?
>>8864388Nobody cares about Monaco.
>>8864412see it didn't do it for that one, what gives
Why is she so perfect, /co/?
>>8864407It's just a nominal empire at this point, the ponies just call it that because that's what it's called.
>>8864382>>8864420Are there any other pictures by this artist? They are just too hilarious.
I love the greens in this
>>8864449I know Reu saved the collage he did.
>>8864450HOW IS EVERYTHING SO PRETTY AND HOW HAVE I NOT NOTICED IT ALL
>>8864449He did the Apple bloom staring at Big Mac's ball weights.Also he did the Twilight mini-comic.
>>8864457>they traced that IRL picture of the horsecock and the coffee cup
>>8864459Maybe you need to rewatch the episodes.
rub my belly /co/
>>8864407I've heard Majordomo used for both good and bad characters - Like Zazu and Bib Fortuna.And Empire always makes me think that it's actually multiple countries/kingdoms under one rule - which kinda makes you wonder why it's referred to as an Empire if it's just one spot in the middle of bumfuck frozen nowhere.I've occasionally called it The Crystal Kingdom because of that.>Also I like "Count Blueblood"That too - I don't get why they made him a prince.
>>8864411Phew.Because the other possibility involved molestia, incest and IT HASN'T EVEN BEGUN
>>8864409Wait, you mean that isn't the default position to take? Dang, I must have been doing it wrong all this time.
>>8864409>>8864482I would all four.
Would you teach your favorite pony to believe?
>>8864457Thanks.I completely lost my shit.
>Decide to take a peek on /d/>Cowgirl thread>Oh boy!>It goes full /sci/I love 4chan so much>>>/d/4599390
You got trouble, right here in MLPG.
>>8864266They're zany to the max
>>8864486Dang, I completely forgot about Twilicorn for a secondI would her, too.
>>8864266What would happen if this image was way back during season 1? What would you think?
>>8864488That all people are inherently trying to do right by SOMEONE - even if it's only themselves; that nobody wakes up in the morning and says "I'm going to hurt someone today."That often what seems to be malice, is just thoughtlessness or ignorance instead.
>>8864498 WITH A CAPITAL G AND THAT RHYMES WITH P AND THAT STANDSPONE
>>8864507I'd wonder when they would introduce the pink one.
>>8864507"Wow, Luna's dress looks like shit"
I like this mud bath for some reasonit's all the colours here I think
>>88645061- Twilicorn.2- Cadance.3- Celestia....9001- Luna.
>>8864476Reu thanks for the belated Dash holding a birthday cake
>>8864518It's because it's reuniclus green
>>8864519What a fucking awful list.Celestia and Luna should be way higher
>>8864518what if you went to the crystal empire and they did their crystal flash and then you were a crystal reuniclus
>>8864519Luna season 1 is the hottest princess
>>8864519>celestia not on topI refuse to accept that list as official.
>>8864470>I've heard Majordomo used for both good and bad charactersThat's why it works. We know what the character's career is without also getting the subtext of "This guy is an evil wizard who will try to kill the current monarch". And thus betrayal actually means something. >The Crystal KingdomI like that. Wonder why they didn't go for it? Unless it turns out the Empire is fucking massive, just a long way off..I can't help but think of the Crystal Empire as being part of the Magic Crafter's world from Spyro. I don't even know why.>I don't get why they made him a prince.Hasbro. He was going to be a noble all along. But "gurls wan 2 be prettyest prinness an have prince" came and ruined the day.
>>8864535You'd like Celestia on top, wouldn't you?
>>8864519This is bait
>>8864538Actually, I like what they did with Prince Blueblood. They didn't make him that absolutely perfect male figure that every girl wants. They made him a dick.
>>8864520no reuniproblem sorry for being like ten centuries late>>8864525oh shit and it was all squishy and jelly in the episode tooI want to take a crystal mud bath now>>8864528whoa man
>>8864549I thought it was Snails from the thumbnail.
>>8864548>They made him a dick.>They made him that absolutely perfect male figure that every girl wants.
>>8864538>But "gurls wan 2 be prettyest prinness an have prince" came and ruined the day.Did you seriously forget how he's a fucking asshole?
>>8864550Does that collaseum have a glass roof?Did we ever see it from the outside?
I want more pones with British accents.
>>8864552>confusing the most beautiful princess with snailsAnon... I don't even know what to say to you
>>8864533I *really* like her mane! Why does she not keep it that way? Why?
>>8864550actually that is my request for you for sometimedraw what crystal reuniclus looks like
>>8864548>>8864555Which brings me to the point that the single worst thing to happen to girls' literature is, in fact, Stephanie Meyer.
It's no fun being me
>>8864548Shiny arm said to chicken-chan "I'd think in your line of work you'd meet princes all the time"I wonder how many there arelook at these crazy fuckin stairs man
>>8864565Why not just date another male
>>8864576But it's gotta be muh destiny
>>8864558Doesn't stop the fact they had to start the idea that Celestia isn't a god and has standard family. I liked it when she was the avatar of the fucking sun.
>>8864583'coz it's what mah qt mark is telling me.
>>8864581What kind of fucking steep-ass stairs are those
>>8864583I wonder if MUH CUTIE MARK is the Equestrian equivalent of MUH FREEDOMS
>>8864581There's either a pony silhouette on the side of that ramp.. or it's a translucent covered walkway with the light on the opposite side from the camera.Or a light source exists within the walkway..
>>8864604Anon, that is clearly an aqueduct
>>8864555I wish everyone was nice>>8864559I took a screenshot but it messed up, hang on
>>8864613What would Richard Stallman's cutie mark be?
>>8864581There are 89 Equestrian Princes at the moment.There are only 6 Equestrian Princesses, though.
>>8864613MUH CUTIE MARK IS TELLIN ME I CAN HATE THOSE DAMN COMMUNIST CATBUTT IMGRANTS ALL I LEIK!
>>8864613Nah, it's more symbolism of destiny slavery or soem shitonce you used to be able to do what you wanted regardless but now everyone expects you to do the thing plastered on your butt and thats it
>>8864496I'm masturbating while learning somethingthanks anon
>tfw love with weather patterns but the others have concerns
>>8864586>I liked it when she was the avatar of the fucking sun.Ah, yes, I remember episode 0.
>>8864640But Rarity's cutie mark is about how she's great at finding gems but everyone expects her to make dresses.
I wonder how often foals are pranked with fake cutie marks spray-painted on their butts in their sleep. "Oh my! You've got a dick-sucking cutie mark! It looks like OP! Guess you'd better do as it says.."
>>8864622An aqueduct with a pony walking in it?
>>8864625>>8864559here it isseems completely different from the outside
>>8864666>>8864667She's drowning, anon.Why aren't you saving her?
>>8864613>>8864640I wonder how many ponies out there don't buy into the notion of "Destiny;" that their cutie mark isn't a set-in-stone guide to how they're going to live their lives, but instead more of a guideline to apply to whatever career or life they choose?
>>8864613AH DID NOT GET A CUTIE MARK ON SELLIN' GUNS FOR CANTERLOT TO TAKE DEM AWAY FROM ME, NOOOOO SIR
>>8864667>Dat musicI laughed.
>>8864677She's already dead.
>>8864677She's probably just a sea pony
>>8864667Superior version: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mWGeRgFa-hI
>>8864687She'll starve in there if she's not careful.
>>8864682What if your cutie mark was not buying into that?
>>8864682Rarity did, for example''My destiny is not going to be rocks. My destiny is going to be FABULOUS''
Why didn't you save him?
>>8864712how slow can you go?
>>8864660and thats where it gets fucking weirdYou'd think they'd want her to stripmine shit for cash and become a gem baron but noooodresses dresses dressesTHE DRESSSSSSSSSit's especcially agrivating seeing it from this finalI mean, Season 1, we are Shown and Told that Rarity''s cutie mark is soley to find gems, and right afterwards we are told rairty was all "FUCK THAT, IMMA MAKE DRESSES OUTA GEMS BITCH" and thats exactly whats she did, fuck the destiny police telling her to go out and mine gems, shes gonna be fabulous.Now her destiny in season 3... is to make dresses. when her cutie mark doesn't mean that at all. it just means she's really good at finding gems. And apparently everyone assumes thats what Rarity's destiny is too.
Why aren't you fixing your water chute?
>>8864726Destiny =/= Talent
>>8864726Rainbow Dash got her cutie mark from going fast. Her destiny is...weather control?
Twily no get out of that whirlpool
>>8864737I TRY BUT I CAN'T
>>8864726Going by S1, Applejack didn't even HAVE a special talent. She was like "Fuck, I miss my family." and then BAM, cutie mark.
>>8864751>click click clickclickclick>vrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
>>8864687NEW HEADCANON GENERATED>Sea ponies go into the city via aquaduct and sell their wares in the open air markets in the specially designed fountains
>>8864763NO, FUCK YOU, I HATE YOU
>>8864748She can't! It's sucking her in along with princess what's-her-name!!
>>8864763What if Twilight becomes a snail?
>>8864749The music reminds me of something, but I can't quite place it.Enya maybe?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3OvYaHtr1DI
>>8864758Well, her family is apples, so her cutie mark means her destiny is to be a family pony, as clearly shown by how Pinkie Pie was getting along very well with Big Mac and Apple Bloom.
>>8864739Exactly.It's's basically like saying:"Hey rainbow dash, you know those dreams of becoming a wonderbolt and going fast? FUCK YOU YOUR DESTINED TO BE A SKY JANITOR HAHAHAHHAHAHA EAT IT BITCH"It sort of the nails on the chalkboard of the show's continuity
>>8864726>AJ is apple related stuff>Is super talented at baking, and is the best in Ponyville WHICH HAS CUTIE MARKED CAKE BAKERSIt's not even like the Cutie Mark denotes the most superior talent of a pone...
>>8864555>>8864565"Nice Guys" general
>>8864748>>8864763>This talk about spirals and whirlpools>I'm watching this movie2spooky
Pls stop I don't want to read it again
>>8864701But then she gets Rainbow Dash's cutie mark and "WELL I GUESS I BETTER BE A WEATHER PONY EVEN IF I SUCK AT IT, COS IT'S WHAT MUH CUTIE MARK IS TELLIN' MEEEEE~"
>>8864815>Watching the movie>Not reading it
>>8864804Go home and be a family pony>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw CUTIE MARK OBTAINED
Guess whatCutie marks are supposed to be abstract. Otherwise they'd have a ToS/EULA sized essay printed on the side of their asses
http://read.mangashare.com/UzumakiIt's that time again.
>>8864813It's kind of varied, just what the Cutie Mark is supposed to mean - sometimes it's their Special Talent, but other times, it's just something that seems to define them.I bet there are Cutie Mark Scholars in Canterlot and Trottingham researching and debating the subject.
>>886484620 years ago, graphics and physics like this would've been a technological marvel
>>8864828Shut up and show me your dick.
>>8864856HOW ABOUT NO
>>8864789>naruto is a fishcake with a spiral pattern meant to evoke the naruto whirlpools>uzumaki means spiral>the pattern on his headband has a spiralI'm getting dizzy
do they really need all this room
I like to think cutie marks are an abstract concept given physical form, which is why we have a hard time undersanding themMuch like Daemons in the His Dark Materials book saga, which are physical souls
>>8864858Still must be weird for Mr. and Mrs. Cake to not be the ones making the Royal Wedding cake. I mean.. what their destiny is..What their meaning in life is..What their special talent is..Applejack can do better.In addition to her applebucking, EoH, and athletic talents.
>>8864860I'm sorry sir, but this was made in 1992, and trumps thathttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ba2IRyq3dyE
>>8864873>'Uzumaki' is Japanese for 'Spiral' or 'vortex'10 seconds on Google.
>>8864831That entire sequence bugged me.Special Talent =/= occupation or destiny and your talent might not always be something you are passionate about..You could be a really fucking good actor but you'll still need to bus tables between jobs until you make it big.Dash's passion may be gofast, but she still needs a job to make ends meet until she achieves her dream of being a Wonderbolt.Twilight's passion and talent is Magic, her occupation was a Librarian which just so happened to compliment her talent. Now she is a Princess, which gives her access to even more resources and power with which to conduct research.Rarity's talent is finding gems, her passion is for fashion. The two compliment each other.Pinkie Pie's talent and passion is for parties. Rather than have an actual job she just mooches off the Cakes.Fluttershy's talent, passion and occupation are all in perfect alignment.Applejack runs Sweet Apple Acres, but I have no idea what the fuck her talent is. It certainly isn't business.
>>8864875Well, it's called the Crystal Empire. I imagine that back in the day at the height of its power, it had a lot of military and political personnel at court. It's only just come back from a 1000 year hiatus.
>>8864878Also I like them because they are on butts
>>8864894Sounds awfully like MLPG
>>8864900I AM SHINING ARMOR.I SAID FIRST.
>>8864763>>8864824That whole thing was a riot.>kid turns into a giant snail>starts crawling on the school>"We should call his mother!">keep him as a school pet
>>8864891I guess they were just implying that their whole lives were different because of their new cutie marks. Different lives = different aspirations, though i agree it was a bit much.
>>8864878>They work differently on kids>They are personality-dependant>They can be subjected to magic fuckeryInteresting
>>8864906Shit was pretty interesting though, I liked it.Good or bad ending?
>>8864891>Rather than have an actual job she just mooches off the Cakes.It seems kind of like she's serving a bit of an apprenticeship to them, doing odd jobs for them and learning the craft while she makes connections.
http://www.maxgames.com/play/hide-the-fart.htmlhow long till someone makes a pony version?
>>8864905I wanna be Crystal Applebloom
>>8864900IT SAYS THAT THEY LIKED >RAPINGTHEY FLEW A MARKER OF MANY HUESMADE FEELS WITH GREENTEXT PASTASTHEY HAD A THREAD FULL OF FLUFFY PONES
>>8864905OH YEAH WELL I'M PRINCESS CADANCE I CALL DIBS
>>8864925BOO-YAH PREPARE YA RADICAL ANUS
>>8864891That's because the entire thing was so rushed that it basically ignored their established characters for the sake of making an artificial, easy-to-solve conflict.>Pinkie Pie's talent and passion is for parties. Rather than have an actual job she just mooches off the Cakes.She's a baker, you idiot. You can't have a party without cake and sweets.
>>8864919OH WE HAVE TO MAKE THIS RIGHT
>>8864930WE DO THAT EVERY NIGHT I WANTED KIDS
>>8864941FUCK YOU THEN, IMMA FUCK MY SISTER NOW
>cutie mark discussion againoh boy here we goThis is why season 3 NEEDED to be a two parter - to better explore the ramifications of the cutie swap.I mean, it'd e easier to line up with the Cutie Mark Chronicles - for example:1. Applejack would probably still be on the farm, but they'd be super fucking rich because Applejack can basically home in on gems and probably has a small, succefull mining operation to fund her family's farm.2. Rarity's cutie mark is to basically go fast. She could still make dresses. They'd just be for sporty types, and basically be very quickly and neatly done. Probably be like a Reebok JUST DO IT sort of thing. Also probably make clothes weather-resistant as a additional bonus.3. Pinkie Pie would probably not exaclty be that happy on the apple farm - too much like home - but people would be nice and they'd appreciate whatever woudl remain of ehr sence of humour. Second most fucked over of the gang.4. Fluttershy would probably have to rely on Pinkie Pie and others for her jokes to actually work. That or they'd go and have a good cry. Most fucked over of the gang.5. Rainbow Dash's approach to animals would be very different from Fluttershy's. Fluttershy has a cottage of small aniamls like some sort of hippy pet shop. Rainbow dahs would probably big game hunt and explore for amazingly dangerous wildlife to document and then punch in the face. Third most fucked over of the gang.
>>8864891Applejack's special apple is apples. Apples. ...headcanon says she's got some fierce botany and tree surgery lore -related to apple trees of course- in her head. But it's never been of any use in the show and thus it's never come up. The day she comes up with the apple tree rootstock will revolutionise Equestrian applegrowing. Akin to the Malling research done in.. wait. Nobody else gives a crap about mass production of short, high-yield, easy-maintenance apple trees.And I only care because I watched that documentary.
>>8864918Those fillies are so cute.
>>8864954WAIT COME BACK BABY CAN'T WE MAKE THIS HAPPEN SOMEHOWI'LL WEAR THE BLACK SUIT YOU GOT ME
>>8864919>The ewes actually kinda looked like fluffy poniesOh god
>>8864913You mean what I thought of the ending?I don't really know. For a "horror" story it seemed pretty happy. They were together, although they were twisty. Was kind of happy her parents didn't die though.
if you can’t see anything beautiful about yourselfget a better mirrorlook a little closerstare a little longerbecause there’s something inside youthat made you keep trying
>>8864959What if Fluttershy went for cringe comedy
>>8864976My thoughts exactly.
>>8864896That is a damn good selling point to be sure.
>>8864982>equastria's record for facesitting
>>8864978I watched that video the other day and immediately started crying. It hit home on so many levels. I can't stop thinking about it.The part about the girl makes me tear up every time. I was gonna post it here but then I didn't because it wasn't pony, but what the heck. Everyone should watch this.http://vimeo.com/59956490
>>8864988>no time to hide them>kicking them makes them vanish>that apparently takes more time than... whatever the fuck they're doing
>>8864962>Applejack's special apple is applesThis is what apples actually believe.
>>8864982I can see her being like Equestria's Sarah Millican.
>>8865013"Did you know, sometimes I get so excited that, um.. a tiny bit of yay comes out?"
>>8864967Yes, yes they are.
>>8864962Sounds right to me.Although my theory is that Granny Smith is the most knowledgeable and skilled of the family, and currently the only one who really knows how the Zap Apple Trees work - their quirks and oddities and so forth; and not even from natural aptitude, but from years and years of experience.I bet with normal trees, she's like a tree-whisperer.>"This'n ain't gonna produce too much this year - I can feel it in mah bones.">"Looks fine to me, Granny!">"Oh, sure it LOOKS fine, dearie, but it don't FEEL fine. Lookit the leaves! Cain'tcha see it?"
>>8865002God how I love and hate that video.
What does each pony kiss like?
>>8865002the part about the kid's definition of beauty was the word mom got me to start crying bucketsI also used to think in the kid of "kids being bullied is a good thing, because it makes them normal" kinda way. That video really moved me. Made me realize that it's not just harsh words that are being thrown.
Delicious show discussion?In a DAY thread?
>>8865008I just noticed how pegasus kicks have enough energy in them to literally disintegrate cloudsThey fucking break up the very structure of atoms by kicking themYou better not fuck with pegasi
>>8865025Granny's gotten a lot healthier since the show started. Her hip's gotten better, she sags a bit less, her mind is sharper...
>>8865038Thanks for the meta update!
>>8865036Like a horse.
>>8865023Is it acceptable in Equestria to just pick up random fillies?
>>8865050Not my favorite pony
>>8865055Yes, as long as you don't cuddle them or anything.
>>8865040>they break up the structure of the atomsThat's not how vaporizing something works.
I wonder what Sombra's cutie mark was like
>>8865064Vaporizing doesn't make something disappear into nothing
>>8865025Now see, this is a interesting concept. Yknow, Earth pony magic? The thing the show shows the LEAST off? How magic can naturally sort of be there in normal things and, wirth a little know how and experience, they can feel how healthy trees are just by lookin at em and know which herbs are good for what purpuse if you do x and y to them.
>>8865025>>8864962I still like the idea of the Apple Family as a mafia.Granny Smith is the current matriarch but is on her way out. She's getting old and senile. Applejack is in line to take her place although many of the family would not be happy with her as the new head of the organization.
>>8865068it was a picture of lawrence welk
>>8865074Equestria is a naturally magic place, and ponies are naturally magic. The fact that a cutie mark just appears on their bodies proves itThat's because in Equestria, friendship is LITERALLY magic, and all ponies are capable of friendship
>>8864978You have to believe that they were wrong!You HAVE to believe.
>>8864978>>8865002>>8865027>>8865037>>8865092I think I might have been the first one to post that video here.I'm glad you guys enjoyed it too.
>>8865090>Go to Equestria>you are now magicBut what do you do with magic?
>>8865100Are those their cutie marks? Ugh..
>>8865100why is that artist constantly getting spammed here?
>>8865112I kinda like emThey are simple enough
>>8863736Isn't he fucking Carrot Top?
>>8865109Being on Equestria would not make you magic, since you're an outsiderIn fact, a rather common headcanon is that humans would be naturally resistant to magic
>>8865120Yup. They're as canon as Green Grapes and Daisymaybe lyra and bonbon too
What does Twilight's cutie mark mean?
>>8865025>I bet with normal trees, she's like a tree-whisperer. "What's that Fluttershy? You need someone to help you get Angel down from a tree? Oh sure I'll get AJ to help ya!""Um.. y-yes..""Oh stop being such a wallflower dearie! You have to speak up!""O-okay.. um.. but, how did you know what I needed?" "I'm not rightly sure. It's like how I just know when the appletrees will start flowerin'. It's a knack!""Um.. I'd like to be a tree."
>>8865062>no cuddlingFuck this gay earth.
>>8865122That's a silly headcanon, it would invalidate friendship being magic.
Why is this show so quotable
>>8865115It's hardly spammed. I'm not a fan of him but it's okay to post art you like as long as it's pony related, you know?I only want him to draw something in SAI or with pencils, not a vector graphic.
>>8865074You really want all my headcanon? It'll take a bit.
>>8865058But they're all horses.
>>8865150no they aren'tthey are ponies
>>8865090That's a very self-enclosed simople explanation to a magic that can in fact be very subtle and complicated.See: Bees. Granny Smith has figured out how to get a shitload of hunny from them and shes got a cutie mark in pies. She doesn't even have fluttershy's natural ability as a beastmaster. she probably got the shit stung out of her when she was younger figuring all this stuff out on her own.that's the sort of concept I want to explore - that Applejack isn't totally APPLES APPLES but is, in actuallity, a sort of apple tree doctor that instinctivly knows really weird shit about all kinds of apples, like how to best prepare them for eating and how to get the most from magical ones
>>8865068I wonder what Chrysalis's cutie mark was like.
>>8865109>Get to Equestria>Twilight becomes incredulous at the fact that no spells or magic seem to work on you>She does hundreds of tests but no matter what she does the magic sputters out as it touches your skin>Even magical detection spells see nothing where you are>She deduces that humans are uniquely immune and completely devoid of magic
>>8865140That's the point, dingusHumans are much more cynical and jaded than ponies, which is why they would be resistant to magic!
>>8865152Ponies are small horses.
>>8865129>explaining the jokenigga glad you spoilered that shit
>>8865139Don't listen to him anonYou pick up any filly and cuddle them to your heart's content
>>8865164My favorite horse is a pegasus and magical and smells magical
>>8865160We'd still be magic, everything's magic in Equestriawe just wouldn't be the good kind of magic
>>8865158>>8865160You're silly, humans make friends easily. Admit it, you just want to be a dwarf.
>>8865171That looks like a puddle of piss in the thumbnail
>>8865171Cuddle a filly you KNOW! Not a stranger.
>>8864168>Princess Twilight>actually interesting and fun in any way and not just Cadence 2.0lel
>>8865174So is mine.
>>8865177Would you still hug a filly if she had a urinating problem?
>>8865175Are you implying human nature is evil?
>>8865186Hell yeah, that's erotically adorable
>>8865158>"I'm sorry anon... but we can't be friends"
>>8865160Humans would be magical, it'd just start to manifest itself in unexpected ways as time progressed.
>>8865158>Humanity still manages to make friends, despite this>Twilight ripping mane out trying to figure out how.>Humanity has Spiral Energy. Not magic. Okay really, there's headcanon for that too. Fuck me if I don't have a lot of it..
What does Celestia do to ponies who have a cutie mark for raping
>>8865176Hell no, I'd love to be magic! But I've always thought that having magic goes against being...you know, human.Magic is for elves, or fairies, or other feeric creatures, like unicornsThe whole point behind humans is that they have nothing but their wits. Also opposable thumbs. Being magic would undermine that
>>8865208Hires them on to be guards in her rape dungeon
>>8865008Some clouds are thicker than others
>>8865186...are we talking as in "still wets the bed" or "incontinent" or "urinary tract infection"?
>>8865188maybe not evil, but certainly less pure than pony natureI'm thinking more that we'd be beyond their comprehension, and any pony that investigated humans too closely might regret it
>>8865229well looking at Equestria Girls abminatiosn I think you might be right with that last part
>>8865215What kind of a reaction is that
>>8865221not incontinentJust a nervous urinator.
What if Equestria Girls plays out like New Coke?
>>8865224>not>ironwill breaks character on-set to take care of his giant minotaur erection made invisible with green screen magic©.gif
>>8865176>>8865212I like thinking that MLPG basically ARE dwarves.>secretive and cloistered>high number of contributors and creatives>protective of their "property.">distrusting of outsiders>forced out of their home
>>8865215Oh hey there... Dooks.
She's a real nowhere pone...
>>8865241...so long as I was 50%+ sure I wouldn't get piss on me, sure.
>>8865250>high number of contributors and creativeslel
>>8865177Hope this one is better.
>>8865171All I want is to pick up a filly, take them home and cuddle them as much as I want.
>>8865245So New Coke replaces Old CokeNew Coke is an abysmal failure and everyone hates it with a fiery passionThey toss out Old Coke and release Coke Classic which is like Old Coke but still not quite the same?
>>8864518>that crystal buttunf
>>8865277FiM has already reached Coke Classic status. All we need now is a (Black Cherry) Vanilla.
If ponies are magic, what are pony wars like? Are they all silly and non-fatal like the pie fight in OaB? They've clearly conceived of things like tanks, but do they use them in combat situations?
>>8865273Don't pretend it's not true. We have drawfags and writers and musicians who regularly come here, despite the best efforts of a few bitter people to force them out.
>>8865297>They've clearly conceived of things like tanksNo.
>>8865305So, what.. Rainbow Dash named her Tortoise pet after water tanks?
>>8865297Ponies don't go to war between themselves because OTHER SAPIENT RACES exist''Black and white lived in perfect harmony and ganged up on green''
>>8865273Isn't virtually everyone who posts here an artist/writer? That's the perception I have at least.
>>8865297Don't forget the fireworks. That means that they have explosives in Equestria
>>8865319But do they actually kill those species in wars or what?
>>8865320inb4 "yeah but I'd never show yooouuu guys" guy
>>8865290Does that mean we'll get a Coke 2 for a while that has half the calories and half the taste?
>>8865320Yes, everyone except you.
>>8865319Diskworld. Multiple books. Mostly City Guard ones. Also, the three pone tribes were at war before. I guess it was bad. Hard to see how it wouldn't be bloody.
>>8865299>mlpg>in charge of being self-aware.
>>8865336Well, have you seen the main 6 when they face things like changelings?No killing, I guess, but beating the shit outta them seems to be the solution most of the time
>>8865320I write, just not pone stuff.
>>8865334Well, ancient China had fireworks.. but their gunpowder weaponry was laughable. But then again; tanks. Don't forget it could all be magic though.
>>8865354And they killed Sombra
>>8865343I'm sure it was very bad.Windigos appeared during times of cannibalism in mythology, right?
>>8865312>>8865314>Names pet Tank therefore Ponies have tanksFluttershy also mentions France once. France confirmed for cannon I guess?
Oh hey, he confirmed the fringe reference!Now he just needs to talk more about the Rarity mini-comic.
>>8865320>everyone who posts here an artist/writer
>>8865364wendigoswindigos are a pun on wind
>>8865272You'd probably get pissed on.
>>8865375Well, that griffon had to get his accent from somewhere. Guess it is, yeah.
>>8865375Well, considering Applebloom spoke french and that Gustave is a french stereotypeYes
>>8865356Well, we definately know that Equestria is belligerent to some degree. They have armor, which means that there were other ponies or creatures which try or tried to kill them and they have weapons like spears. Ponies are herbivores, so they cannot have evolved from hunting weapons, but were meant as weapons of war right from the start.
>>8865355what's your daily word count quota?
>>8865376Rarity sucks 50 dicks
>>8865314>>8865312Some ideas in Equestrian are lost in translation when converted to English.Bullets and Tanks don't exist but the concept kind of does.
>>8865396Applebloom spoke fancymaybe fancy is a language in Equestria?
>>8865375Was it France or when she sand "French au croiture" please? Because in that case she was using it as a term for a style.But yes, somewhere in their world a sentient race speaks French. Which could be considered France. So it is canon.
>>8865382it is, no matter how much you say it isn't. Faggot.
>>8865375Why not? Not OUR France, of course, but we have enough evidence do assume they have an equivalent
>>8865386Then it will have to be one of those 'side hugs'. I'm sorry, but I'm not going to get piss on my clothes. Wait... They're quadrapedal. I can just hug the front half, it's not like I have to go anywhere near where the urine comes out.
>>8865320Well I started posting here doing nothing and now I've done lots of stuff. Mlpg is inspirational.
>>8865391>>8865396It couldn't be the fact that they just wanted an accent that would communicate something "fancy" to the viewer? No no no, France being cannon sounds far more plausible, sentenal.
>>8865411Was Applejack the only one to call it fancy?Because that might just be how Applejack phrased it. Twilight might have called it French, if she mentioned it.
>>8865431Fuck off, retard.
>>8865421I'm glad you've thought this outNow give Scootaloo a big ol hug
>>8865376The Rarity issue is for the Micro Series right?
>>8865397Well, duhThey live on a world were magical creatures existThe comic just showed Canterlot being attacked by superpowered cockatrices, for example
>>8865272>>8865421>not wanting to fuck an incontinent filly, squirts of warm piss spraying onto your belly and cock with each thrust
>>8865431this is bait
>>8865352How is it not self-aware to notice how many creatives we have here, and that the people who complain about them are starkly outnumbered by those who support them?
>>8865448The... the new comic is out?
Why aren't you drawing?
>>8865461Because I'm eating a homemade bacon cheeseburger with onions and tomato. You want some, Pinkie Goo?
>>8865459Yep. It's on yayponies and last thread
since we'll argue about anythign show related:what do you think the Pre-united Equestria flags meant? Bear in mind that the Equestria flag in the same episode actually got used again in the season 3 finale, I'm ruling out the possibility of them being historically innacurate .
>>8865454I'd say everyone here who isn't an outright shitposter/hateanon is probably creative.
>>8865461I drawn a bunch of hooves, circles, and head at work already. I just want to rest.
>>8865474Did the beef in that burger contain pink slime?
>>8865461because I don't draw
>>8865441>ScootalooWell if you'd mentioned that earlier I would have hugged her before. Best foal. >>8865449...eeew.Also, why am I apparently naked in this scenario? Wait. Don't tell me. I'd rather not know now I think on it.
>>8865461Because I'm getting ready for an interview.It's most likely a scam, but I'll see what they have to say, at least.
>>8865461Because we're discussing the show
>>8865480I'm notnot anymore, anyways
MLPG I GOTTA PEE SUPER BAD AND THERES NO BATHROOM NEARBY AND I DON'T WANT TO MAKE A MESSCAN I PLEASE PEE IN YOUR MOUTH?
>>8865477First two are pretty self explanatoryLast one same, but it at least is symbolic of earth pony's farming
>>8865320I contribute almost nothing.
>>8865461Because I'm going to get lunch and then do homework, which unfortunately isn't drawing.
>>8865477>Unicorn in a field of gemsUnicorn Wealthy Master Race>Pegasus in a field of starsPegasus Master Race>Sun, Hill, Flower, CropDirty Earth Ponies Represent'!
>>8865477Unicorn flag: Unicorns are awesomePegasus flag: Pegasus are awesomeEarth Pony flag: apples apples apples
>>8865461Because I'm lazy and also should be studying for my exams right now.I also don't really feel like drawing today so it would end up like shit anyway
>>8865477The design of the Earth Pony's banner almost makes me think that there was a point when Earth Ponies themselves weren't united. Why would they have to divide the heraldry into four parts?
>>8865498fuck you know you don't have to ask
>>8865489>Also, why am I apparently naked in this scenario?Aren't people usually naked when having sex?
Fuck do I love pone too much my last two dreams were pone related
>>8865533Yes but ponies aren't.
>>8865525To make it look like a window.
>>8865525It's possible that the designer didn't know the implications and rather just made a flag that looked cool.
>>8865498Stop forcing your horrible fetishes into the game, before I beat your face in with the DM's Guide.
>>8865498Any day, Pinkie.Although I'd prefer if your catheterized my bladder and used it as your personal urinal.
>>8865539>Earth ponies most proud cultural achievement was "indoors".
>>8865534>tfw you have a pone related dream>its with celestia>she tells you to make some friendsThat was a pretty depressing dream
>>8865507>>8865513>woohoo we have skull spikes>woohoo we can fly>we can grow life-giving food
>>8865537No, ponies are almost always naked even when they're not having sex.
Why aren't you working on your dress?
>>8865523>so it would end up like shit anywaypls draw?
>>8865552 nah these were just ideas, one was some action RPG and the other was a theatrical movie
>>8865552Why don't you listen to her? She only wants what's best.
>>8865563no, ponies wear socks when they're having sex
>>8865563They like to dress up when having sex. This is a very common fetish for ponies.
>>8865454There are few contributors here, those that due contribute also contribute elsewhere, and mlpg is just a place to shitpost. The non-contributors far outnumber those that due.
>>8865552I would love a dream like that. I would ask her if she wants to be my friend.
>>8865581>The non-contributors far outnumber those that due.
>>8865581>mlpg is just a place to shitpost.no. It may happen alot but no
>>8865576Because if I go out to make some friends I can't spend time with the internet friends I have now.
Would the contents of the Voyager be a good introduction of humans to pones?http://imgur.com/a/CvEvOBecause I'm saving the contents in my phone now to show to Twilight in case I ever go to Equestria and need to introduce myself
>>8865598Depends on what "contributing" means. I draw shit like this occasionally.
>>8865587>Celestia would call me humanI like this
>>8865565WhatBut why would I even do that
>>8865581>>8865598>>8865604RAINBOW DASHYOU NEED TO WARN US ABOUT THE BAIT SOONERPEOPLE ARE FALLING FOR IT
>>8865587> I would ask her if she wants to be my friend.I wish I could control what I do in my dreams
>you will never be a qt 3.14 pony princess who is sexually serviced all day and night, stuck in an almost constant orgasmic state
>>8865587>implying celestia would be so crude as to referto you ashuman and not by namr
>>8865604It is.It really is. This is why I'm saying mlpg is not self-aware.
>>8865565But why would I need to work on my dress? I don't have one, Rarity.
>>8865641>>8865646But that's the same guy!Oh well, still applies. Thanks RD!
>>8865525There's a lot more earth ponies than any other race, so it would make sense for them to be separated
>>8865477The unicorn and pegasus have lots of lil' symbols, possibly signifying territories/cities under their control. Like the stars'n'stripes. Pegasus head has a distinguishing feature, the curl, possibly meaning it's a particular individual. Founder of the movement or a mythological figure perhaps? The unicorn might be the same, or just a basic unicorn. Now the Earth pone one is completely different. Aside from the obvious difference of there being no single figure in the center (perhaps a communist/non-centralised government dogma?) A quartet of images, and interestingly relatable to the four elements in western mythology. Fire being the Sun and Wind symbolised by the Hilltop is fairly obvious. As to which one of the bottom two is Earth and the other Water is less clear from this poster's viewpoint. But it still holds either way.The sun being so prominantly displayed is interesting, possibly suggesting a sun-worship predating Celestia. Made more significant by the Pegasi stars (and it's unicorns that study stars by the time of the show) along with dark, night-like colors. Perhaps Moon/night-worshippers? In which case the Unicorns are the neutral party in the celestial part of the conflict. Note: Objects in headcanon may be more incorrect than they first appear.
>>8865461fuck you. i'm tired of your shit.and fuck this drawing bullshit too.
If you ever have a Pony related dream, Seth will appear and ruin it.
>>8865581>those that due contribute>the non contributors far outnumber those that due>due
>>8865647>>8865618>not wanting to be a pretty little girl
>>8865577Probably sometimes for the sake of kinkiness, but not always. Socks are probably like sexy lingerie to them.
>>8865670Yes, thank you, I noticed the typo.
>>8865671>not wanting to be a pretty little girl getting fucked by a little pony
>>8865477heraldically speaking those flags are shit.in the modern sense at least
>>8865625>that 'no'I lost it
>>8865680You did it twice.
>>8865680And if you're the one who posted it, you didn't bother to fix it either time. Well-done.
>>8865661I'm not sure that's the case. I always thought Ponyville was just full of lots of earth ponies simply because of its natural resources make farming ideal.
>>8865539They used Windows. Unicorns used Linux and Pegasi used Macs.Just look at that pegasi architecture and unicorn superiorfag mindsets and tell me I'm wrong.
>>8865611Those pictures bring me to tears.I want to go to Equestria and show ponies the glory of humanity.
>>8865477i designed this one at one point. not sure what i was thinking.
>>8865695>well-done>incomplete sentence>not bothering to fix it
Threadly reminder of the MLPG writing event!http://mlpgwrites.tumblr.com/The prompt is: pony dreams and nightmares!The deadline for the first prompt is tomorrow at around 8pm, so drop a link here or at the tumblr when you're doe!
>>8865666I had a pony dream once where I was Discord, and I'd trapped the entirety of Cheerilee's class in their classroom. Then using my powers I began to exploit, humiliated, and rape the entire class.I'm not making this up, I really had this dream. I only remember a few specifics, like how some colt laughed when something happened to Twist so I magic'd his ass up over the back of his seat and turned him into a filly.
>>8865683>not wanting to be a pretty little girl getting fucked by a large pony
>>8865721...is that another name for your penis?
You will never
>>88657378 PM as in what timezone?
>>8865746If I were a little girl I would so fuck Snips and Snails.
>>8865746>>8865683>Not wanting to be the little girl who gets to go to Equestria because she's pure of heart>You will never be MeganThank god
>>88657534chan time I guess?
>>8865746That would be too big if it even fits inside her. Pony would either split her in half or impale her.
>>8865750See an image as retarded as this?Good to know.
>>88657714chan is fix to your time zone.
>>8865721Imagine yourself as an alien, looking at those pictures. They must be marvelous.
>not wanting to be a hyper-voluptuous Amazonian with soft, bronze skin and a rug of curly pubescasuals
>>8865772Pony cocks were estimated to be ~7" avg. That's not impossible by any means.
>>8865785See I thought this was the case. Mine reads 12:44 right now.Can we agree to just use the west coast or east coast US time zone?
>>8865737>The prompt is: pony dreams and nightmares!Neato.Also, learn to post the results on tumblr. It even has the layout for that. Seriously, what the fucking point of having blog if not using it?
>>8865790But irl amazonians are ugly as shit
>>8865793nigga it will be to a little girl
>>8865793But would it even be possible to get it inside or would it be too thick?
>>88657974chan says 13:45 here.And GMT master race has it at 18:45 So I don't even. I don't say Master Race lightly. It's also the timezone used in space.
>>8865808Amazonians don't exist in real life
>>8865800Well I haven't gotten any yet so I got nothing to post on it yet.
>>8865811>>8865815IT WILL FITSERIOUSLYYOU GUYSDON'T FUCKING RUIN THIS FOR ME
>>8865815>>8865811>Doesn't want to die from pony sexDo you realize how tight the squeeze would be?You don't deserve your husbando if you wouldn't sacrifice your life for the best lay of his life.>You will never orgasm to death
Nighttime please, please go.
I wish EmptyAudio was here
>>8865858Sorry, I'll try to keep it in my pants for a few more hours.
Why is this pony so cute?
>>8865844More like you'd be ripped apart inside by the flaring pony cock.
>>8865876wait were you hear yesterday night
>>8865880Isn't his pleasure more important than your pain?
>>8865878Because this pony is even cuter
>>8865891>hearOH MY FUCKING GOD, A TYPO
>>8865891Nigga I'm here every night.
>>8865841Does Luna count as space? She is in charge of the night sky. I'm okay with that.
>>8865895Well I have 3 even cuter ponies.Top that!
>>8865864How do you know he isn't?
>>8865894No. It should be pleasurable for both parties involved with little to no pain.
>>8865895I WOULD KILL MY FELLOW HUMANS TO SPEND TIME WITH THAT PONY
>>8865936Unless that's their fetish.
>>8865833Neither you did post entries from previous event.
I did some things
>>8865926>anything being cuter than Sweetie Belle>Especially the dirty good for nothing earth ponies known as the Apple Family.
>>8865952Did that guy quit ponies?
>>8865933They'd be in the dead thread
>>8865946The drawing one? That's on a different tumblr. The dream prompt is the first one.
>>8865970YOU POSTED THAT SAME PIC YESTERDAY
>>8865953>Batman and Pinkiedaaww
>>8865955But they bring you cider every year, Pinkie!
>>8865955Fluttershy is the cutest cuddliest pony
>>8865986What kind of reaction is that?
>>8865946>>8865974Wait, those weren't made public?...Should I go do that right now? There was a compilation posted at the end anyways.
>>8865970Yes anon they are fuckingAnd since Twilight is now Royalty she and Rarity are also fuckingPinkie would fuck with Applejack but Applejack is straight.So Pinkie is alone. Forever. And Ever.
>>8866002No worries, Goat uploaded everything to MediaFire.
>>8865962Solar Slash? He still art.
>>8866005pinkie just fucks herself
>>8865952Fluttershy, stahp. That is a very impractical way to wear that helmet.It's even sitting on your hair. Did you make it out of tinfoil and papier-mâché? Stahp.
>>8866002Yeah, do it
>>8866007Yeah that's what I thought, that's what the last post on there was, so I was wondering why people thought the pictures weren't public.
>>8863630>>8863643I'm sorry? What is wrong with grammar? A pretty decently constructed sentence and it makes sense.
>>8866015Well, she's a royal slut.
>>8866005Except for every stallion in Ponyville. And Cloudsdale. And most of Canterlot. ..she's working on it.
>>8866013Anon never thought she would take that swear literately.He was just angry for a moment...
>>8865984Looks like jello-pink to me.Glorious!
I really want to do more Spaghettimancer Lyra.
>>8866022Double past, did and ate, it should be did she eat.
>>8866000A perfectly good one.
>>8863880Every single one of my posts make me wonder...
>>8866013>pinkie has a threesome with two more pinkies while another one watches
Wow, we're pretty ded right now.Anyone have a draw request?
>>8866084Fluttershy smoking a fat blunt
>>8866002>>8865974I mean the entries themselves. You collected the entries but never posted them on tumblr, like 30minchallenge does. What the fucking point then? I follow that tumble to see entries for each day.Why you can't make everything right, why it always half-assed. Let someone else to be in charge of collecting entries and posting it.
>>8866084Older Pip with Celestia and Luna
>>8866084Luna having funif you know what I mean
>>8866084Applejack and Pinkie trying to teach Apple Bloom basic backing
>>8866111Oh god I meant baking.I just don't know how I beefed it so hard.
>>8866055That is also a nice Discord.
>>8866101Well I currently have no fics to submit since no one's posted any yet.
>>8866101All of the entries were posted, we made it clear from beginning that they would be collected and released at the end of the week. I didn't make the tumblr. I suppose the point was just to have a place to collect submissions and post prompts, then release them at the end. Which was done. Also, I wasn't in charge of the event. I started it and got it rolling, but goattrain was the one who really picked it up and hosted it when I couldn't, and did a great job.The entries were posted here, if you missed it: mediafire.com/?nmd20xpkqxq3esv
>>8866020I think that anon want the picture to show up in the tumbler like that 30 Minute Challenge or this:http://twilightlicio.us/friendoff/christmas_2012.html
Let's get dirtyhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wVjdMLAMbM0
Why are we so ded
>>8866283Everybody's fapping to Steve Ray Vaughan.
>>8866283I'm busy fapping to Steve Ray Vaughan.
>>8866283Not sure.If anyone's interested, I'd like to draw something.here's a example of what to expect.
>>8866283Fapping to SRV.
>>8866298Happy straight-haired Pinkie Pie.
>>8866298Rarity admiring Twilight's wings
>>8866298rarity sniffing applejacks butt
>>8866101I thought it odd that the prompts basically got more attention than the actual results eventually did. I'm not even sure if anyone bothered to look at anything I submitted.
>>8866298Rarity and AJ comparing butts
>>8866298Nice to see you actually fix the tail placement.
>>8866283Moot loosed off 4chan. No one can enter anymore. Who leaves cannot return.We are the last people here anon,
>>8866178>mediafirethat is retarded and queer. it should have been posted on a tumblr
>>8866333>doing only the request of the first person to respond next time ill just type in dicks
>>8866343You are retarded and A queer.
>>8866055>tfw you will never catch Lyra wearing your underwear
>>8866343Again, I'm sorry. I'm not the one who posted that. I can't at the moment, but when I have a chance I'll post all submissions on the tumblr.
>>8866354I'm just terrible at doing rarity's hair, honestly.
>>8866354Maybe it was the one he liked most. When I offer requests, I normally pick the one that gives me a good idea for a pose/background/whatever
>>8866361Joke's on her, I don't wear underwear.
>>8866178>The entries were posted here, if you missed it: mediafire.com/?nmd20xpkqxq3esvCould you save me some time and just tell me if any of the good drawfags took part?
>>8866323Well since the writing event is going to be longer than a week I'll post the fics at the deadline.
>>8866178I agree with >>8866343,thisis really dumb, What the point having tumble with its layout freedom for many images in one post if not for using it? Look at 30min challenge blog for a great example.Why in the name of holy mother of fucks I need to download goddamn ZIP, unpack it somewhere and then look at it locally? What is this, 1999?
>>8866372Then why aren't you drawing Rarity's hair.You don't fucking sit in your comfort zone. You equip that +1 Wacom Pen ( with extra happiness draining) and you goddamn tackle that Rarity hair.
>>8866354Most of the draw faglords do that. That's why I hate them, pretentious fags.
>>8866413but its so difficultI cant figure it outit just comes out wrong
>>8866408>>8866343>>8866178Isn't there anyone here competent enough to organize pictures?
>>8866361>Pinkie would never go through your drawer>She would never wear your pants out of curiosity>You would never caught her with her pants off
>>8866425WELL ANON I GUESS THEN YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO GIVE UP SLEEP FOR A WEEK AND DRAW FILL A FEW HUNDRED 5000x5000 CANVASES WITH RARITY HAIR
>>8866436Holy shit you impatient asshole, Nobody said he'll do it later.
>>8866436>trusting me to organize picturesGEE ANON I SURE HOPE YOU LIKE SIDEWAYS STUFF
>>8866413I am. It's just I don't want to pass off some unholy monstrosity on a request.>>8866474>>8866425these aren't me, I should mention...but the advice is still being taken. I'll try the rarity ones afterwards
>>8866474I SAID GO DRAWING YOU GODDAMN FUCKING FAGGOTIF I DON'T SEE 10 FILLED PAGES IN AN HOUR YOUR FAVORITE PONY IS PROMOTED TO WORST PONY EVER. SHE'LL EVEN KNOW IT'S BECAUSE OF YOU.NOW DRAW
>>8866496i wasn't stealing your anonymous identity you moron I also have trouble with her hair... you honestly put on a tripcode for that?retaurd
Speaking of all this Draw Event stuff though, would anyone like to do another one? Not anytime soon, of course. But I'd be open to making another one, if enough people want to. The last turnout was pretty good.
http://steamcommunity.com/id/texdraws>Profile >No information given.>This profile is private.>This user has also played as: >Freddie>xXx420nYcxXx-_-TeXsNiiPerxXx>Tex [Tex] (Tex) |Tex|>Tex [Tex] (Tex)>Tex [Tex]>[Tex]>Tex>Legionnaire>Not Tex>Manray
>>8866539Dude calm down. No need to get angry. I mean some people could get confused. I was.
>>8866554Make it in a month or something.I'm jsut saying this because I want more drawings.
>>8866554Maybe in a month.