Is your favorite pony really imaginary in our world?Or are we the fictional ones in hers?Old horse: 8822946
>botching up links>>8822946
I AM YOUR PONY WAIFU!
>>8825959Can Lyra come too?
I miss these guys. They were fun.
>>8825978You sure are!now suck my dick
>>8825989That's not funny, the pope just recently resigned.
>>8825959>>8825954how do you do it
>>8825932>imagining ponies watching me everyday on the hub>each day is an episode>I have 21 seasons
>>8825978>not animatedDamn I was waiting for the Dash one
Am I butterfly dreaming I'm a man? Or a bowling ball dreaming I'm a plate of sashimi? Never assume what you see and feel is real!
>>8826002HE BROKE A 600 YEAR COMBOWE HAD A GOOD THING GOING, MAN!
>>8826023No you misunderstand. I said she was good TO ME last night. Not that she's good!
>>8825944dont be wierd anon
>>8825995>tour with bonbon and lyrasurely nothing could go wrong
>>8826036They say all you gotta do is get some good grass, and roll it every day for 600 years.
>>8826036>actually wanting your pope to die
>>8825707I'm here. Haven't drawn anything yet, sadly. I'll get on it now, which request was yours? Wait, fuck that (sorry) I want more Rarasnake... I guess I'll try that and maybe if I'm really confident later, some Pinkity.>tfw just can't do shitsorry
>>8825995Sure. I'm sure they each have their own interests in town.
>>8825998They should come back as wealthy industrialists and laugh at applejack thinking she won. It's like when some french tailors broke some of the worlds first sewing machines. You may have won the battle, but you cannot stop progress
this guy looks familiarwhere did I see him before...
>>8826080.......There's no way that's not shopped.
All you fags that just sit there and lurk the general must now post your favorite pony!
>>8826099No dude,That's a banana.
yo mlpg i am pony for dragons now. i need dragon now.
>>8826078AJ's product would probably still be in demand
>>8826072I'm not even catholic.I just want Pop John Paul II back. He was cool ;_;
>>8825834>>8825857Nanaki has a track record of this sort of thing.He would be great at promoting their stuff or writing press releases if he wasn't a huge procrastinator with terrible opinions and a mountain of dickgirl furry art.
>>8826099it is not shopped.>>8826049>pic
Sometimes I like to dream that Marker Pony has some kind of mental disability, and she dreams that she has an upwards of 50 friends who constantly talk with each other and her to keep her entertained. Sometimes they even compliment her on how cute she is. Of course, Marker Pony can't create individual personalities and names for all of her imaginary friends, what with her disability, so she just calls each one Anon. She lives every day in her head, imagining new topics for her Anons to talk about.
>>8826104don't have one. I don't actually watch the show
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>>8826104i like dat pony doe
>>8826110IMGurscript guy you here?You should make your script ignore imgur galleries or fetch the first one
>>8826145thats not a pony
>>8826133what a "special" pony
>>8826133then what's the deal with tripfags?
>>8826148Well Spike never asked to get fucked by his future self and Discord but Braeburned gave it to him anyway.
>>8826148Noone asks because dragons are all equally horrible.Though I dont understand why spike would care who the best dragon is, he's a pony!`
>>8826148No one has to. The answer is obvious
>>8826177tripfags shitpost and derail threads.
>>8826148That's because there's no question about it, Spike!It's Corey!
>rarity will never point and laugh at your sad excuse of a penis while big mac ruts her good
>>8826124Well, hopefully they expanded enough that it's not just apples. Thats chicken feed. They're in the entire juice, cider, and fruit product business. They already are working with the Equestrian government to start some coupes in some tropical backwater nation for cheaper citrus fruits.
>>8826177They're full-blown tulpae
>>8826201didn't someone ship corey and spike?
>>8826214But anon, in order to be best ship, said ship must be straightthose are the rules.
>>8826214What kind of a ship is that?seriously Twilight and AJ? They would make the most boring couple.
>>8826198No, shitposters shitpost and derail threads.It just happens that most of them are tripfags.
>>8826169Ponydox is the best dox
>>8826250AlrightWhat do I have to do to get that tiny Pinkie Pie
>>8826250why is ponko so tiny
>>8826244so then the poeple responsible for killing mlpg are tripfags. and tiara
>>8826214>>8826256That's just awfulbut Still better than Twidash.
>>8826132Ya know if ponies ever browsed here, once someone explained to them what slut and whore meant and that humans find that an insulting degrading thing to be, they would be real mad yall kept insulting their friend.Rarity wouldn't' care she'd be too busy sucking every single cock except you're specifically and getting off more on the jealousy of the denied then the attention of everyone else.
>>8826217I would pay money for decent artwork of this.
>>8826177Those could be her psychiatrists, each one is a different one trying to force their way into her imaginary world and snap her out of it by ruining it for her.Or, it could just be that every story needs a villain, so she created some. Before you ask, contributor tripfriends are the nurses that visit her to clean her, feed her, or even play with her.
>>8826201CORY IN THE HOUSE!
>>8826282Roogna, what ships do you like?
>>8826217>Applejack will never volunteer to take your virginity>You'll never hear Apple Bloom giggle from the closest>She'll never ask you if it's in>You'll never cum instantly>You'll never pull out; with zero friction>She'll never tell you how she'll be sore for days to make you feel better
>>8826177WHATS THE DEAL WITH TRIPFAGS
>>8826250That tiny panka reminds me of Mihoshi from Tenchi Muyo for some reason
>>8826266NOTHING CAN STOP THE SMOOZE
>>8826311Wait where are her 2 apples?
>>8826295jesus that's ugly
>>8826295tits! i mean that's a good drawing
>>8826298Pinkiedash and Rarijack
>>8826281You are missing the point, shitposter.
>>8826322the feet destroy it.
>>8826033All life begins with Nu and ends with Nu...This is the truth!This is my belief!...at least for now.
>>8826338Fuck you, those feet are adorable
>>8826319link?was it that slumber party one?
>>8826337this is bait.
>>8826329what boring taste
BITCH I BET YOU CAN'T EVEN LIFT
>>8826360>tfw tfw face can still be seen without unspoiling
>>8826374So he gets a kick out of feet give him a break.
Here it comes
>spend all day edging to pony>think of another pony at orgasm>post masturbation guilt
Someone link that white/purplish(?) pegesus stallion from Wonderbolt Academy. The Pokey Pierce recolor.
>>8826374Uh, yeah.What did you expect to do by pointing that out?
>>8826405How old do you have to be to show your feet and hands?
>>8826160Maybe.Depends if I my homework is done and I'm sober.
>>8826405w-what's wrong with her legs?!
What is Equestrias Economy like? It seems well developed, but still as if the industrial revolution never happened, plus with the whole cutie mark "caste" system, I have no idea what it really is
>>8826338I was gonna say the face and colors
>>8826405Oh shit brethren!
>>8826424getting a response. thank you anon.
>>8826407you mean Milky Way?
>>8826430>implying you're pokehidden
>>8826384GOD FUCK WHERE THE FUCK IS MY SILPH SCOPE SHIT
>you'll never be a ponies awful roommate who's only tolerated because you always pay your half of the rent on time
>>8826438Seems pretty free market to me
Stop looking at my buttperv
MY BIRDBATH HAS ALREADY BEEN SUPLEXED!
>Writing story>make shit tons of mistakes>copy story onto another piece of paper>add things I forgot each time>writing just became a bit easier>IT CONTINUES.jpeg
>>8826488fucking foot fag faggot fag
Who among the CMCs would be the first to get their cutie mark?What would the cutie mark be?How would the other CMCs react?Would she still be part of the CMCs afterwards?
>>8826476>you'll never seethe in envy at your pony roommates significantly more active social and sex life that you lack do to being fundamentally insufferable for reason you can't fully fix.
>>8826527Well now that you mention it while posting that picture, Babs would be a good candidate.And yes they'd still be an honorary member.
>>8826438Capitalism, ho!Seems like typical free market; ponies are able to create their own business and become sole proprietor like Rarity, partnership as Flim and Flam, and I assume Filthy Rich owns what could be a corporation.
>>8826464Pokehidden is doing Scootatrap too?
>>8826401no it's just that's only one of two I've ever found with them, I think the other one had some Raridash toothe first one was really really cute though, the way AJ was kinda comforting & guiding Twi at the same time
>>8826295Wrong shade of green
you guys wanna watch something? Some lupin?
>>8826527The first one to get a cutiemark would be kicked out of the group, just like Twist.
I wonder what it would be like if I were to suddenly teleport to Equestria. I'd probably be valued for my hands without having to be spike
>>8826485>>8826558are there homeless ponies?
>>8826503I'm not looking at your butt.
>>8826231i found the image. thanks for nothing anons.
>>8826568Some one told me to watch The Wrestler but I'm not really liking it so far.
>>8826577was Twist even an official member? I just thought AJ liked her because she still was a blank flank
>>8826503I can't help it, Rarity! You're just so whorish!
>>8826582>Not following in the footsteps of alchemist anon from the last threadStep it up faggot
>>8826603Post it?I didn't know it existed
>>8826600SHE'S MISSING FUCKING NOSTRILS
>>8826619>AJI meant apple bloom
>>8826592possibly, but I doubt it's a big problem. The society seems more then willing to help any homeless out
>>8826592Nope.Celestia personally assures that ever pony has a home.
>>8826619>AJI now have this weird motivation to draw Twist x AJ
>>8826634no i won't. you didn't help my find it. i feel so crossed anon. i hope you choke on a pony and die.
>>8826639maybe you just have two holes in your nose
>>8826592There areTruly a sad thing
>>8826650Even if it meant unbirthing them?
>>8826431Ross hereOh I SEE IT, fuck. Good eye.
>>8826568nobody is interested in my stream.
>There will never be a GeneralCon>There will never be a face cake with Nathan on it
>>8826650>Celestia will never execute you after you get fired from your fourth consecutive job
>>8826650>CelestiaNO, THE MARKET FIXES IT. HAIL THE THE FREE MARKET, IT IS BEST PONY
>>8826686>will never bone that cake
>>8826592ProbablyBut they're homeless in the "Rides the rails, owns nothing more than the clothes on his back and the contents of his bindle. He's got no roof over his head, but he can call the whole world home" type rather than the freezing to death in filthy alleys type
>>8826684I'm interestedwhat are you streaming?
>>8826686>you will never meet GG
>>8826669anon you're basically a parody of yourself by now.have some dignity.
>>8826686would we want a general con?
>>8826658How rudeI hope you never get to choke on a pony
>>8826717GG is a 14 yr old girl with facial hair.
>>8826693you don't sound like a comrade to me.
>>8826693>tfw you'll never live in a pre-industrial libertarian magical pony paradise
>>8826686who would you cosplay as at GenCon?
>>8826729no you are rude. you didn't help me anon. you could have enjoyed this picture but you know what? you never will.
>>8826751Damn he is handsome.
>>8826719I'd prefer a less formal meetup. And beer.
>>8826686>There will never be a face cake with Nathan on itWhy a Nathan cake?
Full-on autistic foreveralone pony fantasy. Let's hear it. I want super self-indulgence and seas of mushy spaghetti.
>>8826758Any eye for an eye leaves the whole world blind, anon
>>8826751Usually i ship Soarin with Braeburn but I daaaawww'ed at Soarin's face in this picture
>>8826745I don't buy into your commie filth>>8826750and my night is ruined
>>8826751>safe shippingI didn't even pay that big on shipping fees!
>>8826750this is ironic because i remember me and other friends back in season one saying "you'll never live in a magical pony socialist paradise"
Where would we even set up a General Con? I vote Atlanta.
>>8826771I doubt we've got enough people to fund a kickstarter for an across-the-U.S. roadtrip
>>8826127Bad Dragon follows everyone who follows them first.
I always wanted my own brother
>>8826715Have you read that one fic that's going now, where Twilight gets a crush on AJ and asks her out, I think it's Delicate Balance?It's actually pretty unique as shipfics go since it shows their relationship slowly evolving in real time, instead of just ending with them confessing their love to each other
>>8826771but everyone is underaged scum or alcoholics
>>8826757my OC, obviously
>>8826791you gay fags are ruining all my attempts to find good wonderbolts porn on paheal!
>>8826792but you watch a show call friendship is magic.I can think of nothing more communist in the whole world.
>>8826795>Socialist paradiseThe title of the show alone implies ownership
>>8826011gonna have to ask for the original sauce of that picture, pard
>>8826804Atlanta would be great for me
>>8826795Because it was never socialist
>>8826844>>8826828i think at them time we were talking about the government run weather servie they had
>>8826855>>8826839>>8826804Meet and post pics.
MLPGYour favorite superhero is now in Equestria.What do they do?How do they react to best pony?
>>8826826what? That's not communist. In fact, friendship in no way means anti free market.
>>8826804>>8826804I vote some where in Nebraska
>>8826885But AnonYou're my superhero~
>Celestia will never be your benevolent dictator
>>8826885>Barry AllenHe fixes all of their problems and figures out a way back before dinnerhe probably wouldn't be too shaken by Fluttershy, but he'd probably help her round her her animals or something. He'd help second best pony pick all the apples too.
>>8826885Badly, theres no alcohol. Just salt licks
>>8826875but AJ and Rarity owns a business. What you described is at most a welfare state, and that is under the assumption that the weather service is a public service, not a private one
>>8826885Mfw my favorite super hero is MMDW
>>8826839Dude no, I've actually been to Atlanta.You wouldn't like it, Their whole ocean is on the wrong side.
>>8826907Do Wyoming. I live there and I won't be so alone ;_;
>>8826807It'd be fun, were that feasible.I'd be up for meeting with folk in California in the next month or few depending on how quick the AF throws me there for training.Or in San Antonio, maybe.But I'm ahead of myself I think.
>>8826907Holy shit. You too?
>>8826929I bet Barry would get along great with Applejack, didn't he grow up on a farm?
>>8826937Atlanta is a fine place if you stay out of the black neighborhoods.
schrodinger's philosophy states that all imagination doesnt stay in your mind but that it becomes an alternate universe which we (And im not joking) are in, and yes im serious
>>8826405Ross, I'm waiting...Take your time, but I'm excited!
>>8826804Portland.We can invite Eurobeat
bigger eyes == cuter ponythere are exceptionsdont' even fucking post these googlies
>>8826937What does that even MEAN?
>New Nathan comic
>>8826963magic pegging is almost as hotas futa
>>8826816SO it's like TAW's Twidash fic but good?Got a link to it?
>>8826885I'm not all that sure how he'd handle it...
>>8826817>AlcoholicsThus, the beer, doofus.
>>8826405>Recently turned 14>RecentlyI can't put an age to your monsters. But they don't seem youthful.
It's about to happen...
>No one in their right mind would drive out of state to get drunk with horsefuckers>So let's just make them come here instead>50 meet ups
>>8826967what the actual fuck
I GOT ITHOW ABOUT WE HAVE AN ONLINE CON, LIKE WE COULD MEET UP ON 4CHAN OR SOMETHING AND DISCUSS THE SHOW.
>>8826963I miss japanon. I hope he is doing well.
>>8826817>underageDrinking age is 21. I'm still a year away from drinking legally
>>8827012>AND DISCUSS THE SHOW.hahah, yea right.
>>8826999I'd like to meet up with some dudes at Islands of Adventure or something.The only other one of us I know lives in Florida is Nanaki though.
>>8827012Give up.I only come here once a day for a few minutes. See if anything is new. Then I leave. Everyone should do the same. Circle-jerk 24/7 Generals are a cancer.
>>8827012who would waste their time doing that?
>>8827019I don't. fucker bombed pearl harbor.
>>8827019He's drawing ponies for angels ;_;
>>8826999I thought the consensus was that hardly any of us were right in our minds.No offense intended, of course.
>>8827031you're mums cancer
>>8826885Where is Rorschach.I am in need of Rorschach for this.
W-we could do a meetup on tinychatwith w-webcams
I feel meeting with anyone online, especially from here is a bad idea. Dr. White found out we went to the same uni and wanted to meet in the library to watch the show once.
>>8826987wow I haven't read that in forever.he'd probably take it pretty well though>>8826934>filenamesounds about right
>>8827060Shut up Lyra.
>>8826999>50 seperate meet upsI'd be surprised if there are some states with more than one person who goes on MLPG, let alone willing to go to a "con"
>>8826997I'm here to witness an event. An artist with no audience will reveal a new design that no one cares about. I am witnessing history unfold. I can tell my children and grandchildren, "Yes, I was there when Ross Irving revealed his new Sweetie Belle"
>>8827060that sounds like a terrible ideai'd do it
>>8827060Who would do that?I would.
>>8827050I think there was actually a fanfic about that.He landed in the middle of the everfree forest and kicked the shit out of the fauna there.
>>8827083Read that second panel in that fucking pumpkin's voice.
>>8827060Fuck no.I'm never going to meet any of you, internet or otherwise.Keeping it anonymous.
>>8827103that's actually a pretty good fic, it's certainly the best HiE one I've read
>>8827110GIVE ME THE PONY
>>8827110>Bring me, the Little Sister.
>>8826885he goes to great lengths to disprove Discords existence
>>8827015Thanks bro>110k +Holy shit.
>>8827061I'm genuine when I say I'd share a beer with a fair number of contributors I've met here. Or a coffee with the young ones I guess.And it'll probably never happen, but it's an amusing thought, at times.
>>8827103Haha, holy fuck I want to see that.I was thinking of the one where the ponies find him and greet him cheerfully, with him looking like he's about to go insane.
where does MLPG live?
>>8827140Tony Stark in Equestria would be so fucking great
>>8827143i would never share drinks with you ass-burger.
>>8827144>>8827160Well.yeah.That's the one.
>>8827144>Taking the edge off of edgy charactersworse than being edgy
>>8827160http://www.fimfiction.net/story/8933/rorschach-in-equestriaunfortunately it seems dead now
>>8827174>Single handedly takes over Equestria through shrewd business and charisma
>>8827171The Grorious west coast
>>8827171NorthEast PAApplejack is best pony.
>>8826997>inb4 it's another mask
>>8827190>Taking the edge off of edgy charactersWhat did you want him to do, punch Pinkie in the face?
>>8827143Same.And I am 89% sure that it would not end up with anyone getting raped or having foreign objects forced inside of them in any other way!
>>8827171Canada and why are we so fucking dead?
>>8827126>implying that's hardI still liked it though. Did it ever get finished?
>>8827226I'm afraid you'd put your googly eyes on me
>>882717120 minutes drive from studio bI've never actually seen the building
>>8827226Breaburned would have foreign objects up his ass.
>>8827171Hoosier state reporting in
>>8827171applejack's home state
>>8827242>On.I only said nothing was going inside, Anon~
>>8827171The internet.but I guess Texas as well.Een though you didnt ask my favorite is Applejack
>>8827237Japanese children confirmed for no taste.
>>8827226I mean, unless they consented...
>>8827171The Norway of America.Minnesota.
>>8827263Isn't Applefag a Texan Applefag?
>>8827237>pony-chansWhy is japan so adorable
Okay so apparently some Hot Topic stores are selling the 4th issue of the comic earlier.Has it been leaked by anyone?God I love Dalapony
>>8827240Nah, it hasn't been updated since last October
tried to get off the ridemade it three hourshow'd i do
>>8827171I'm actually a homeless man wandering the country, I occasionally break into homes, tie up the residents, and spend the night posting on mlgp before leaving again
>>8827171WisconsinOnly like 10 people from this state inhabit 4chan
>>8827171HelloYes, this is a small, unnoticeable, middle to upper class island east of Detroit that should probably be part of Canada
>>8826997Sweetie Belle dropped her rag, oops! Clumsy girl.
>>8827306are you apple?
>>8827237>pinkie in firstI KNOW THEY HAD TASTE
>>8827193"Find peace, Rorschach."Well now I feel kind of sad.
>>8827171Washington state.Land of literal horsefuckers.
If I were to finish one of those Twists should it the second or the third one?
>>8827249Where you the anon who put the Derpy pic on their building?
>>8827319Now you're just wasting my time Ross
>>8827329Operative word here being 'had'
>>8827171Maine. Here be woods and lobstah.
>>8827171Texas for all of 3 ish weeks. Then California.
>>8827360anon your on mlpg, you are already wasting time.
>>8827351That would mean he had seen the building anon...
>>8827351No, I didn't live here thenI like that guy thoughEven if probably only a janitor saw it
>>8827363and moose, and snow.
>>8827394in my sphincter
>>8827336you have my condolences
>>8827171The center of Texas
>>8827329 Pinkie Pie: 11 Twilight Sparkle: 2 Rainbow Dash: 3 Fluttershy: 6 Rarity: 8 Apple Jack: 3 Princess: 1>Kids like Pank the mostDamn straight. Surprised at Rarity being second.
>>8827319>>8827328HOW MUCH LONGER
>>8827394holy crud, a non-Amerifatisn't it like 6 in the morning over there?
>>8827171California, but I want to leave because muh guns
>>8827401Snow is good shit. Meese are kinda terrifying though.
>>8827304well you're here aren't you?
>>8827414You're right.Why Rarity?Fluttershy I kind of get.I find the fact Twilight Sparkle is ranked so low to be hilarious.
>>8827437>MeeseI'd laugh if my throat wasnt swollen
hey guys im streaming!
>>8827414>Even AJ is more popular that TwilightSomething is very wrong hereAnyway the adult fans who will be doing the drawing still like Rarity and Twilight the most
>>8827455Please don't use that word
>>8827455WHAT AND WHEre?
>>8827437never actually seen one, been looking but the bastards are hiding
>nipnog children like pank and whiteOh lord, all this taste. far better than all the dashfag bullshit in this country
>>8827336I'm so sorry for you
>>8827414>pinkie and rarity are top twoAAAHHH YEEAAH
>>8827483I don't think kids are predominantly Dashfags anon.Bronies yeah but small kids? We don't really know.
>>8827455I stramed a game for a friend earlier.I actually kinda enjoyed it.
>>8827500ahahahahwhat site is that poll from
>>8827437>MeeseWhere are all of my laughing gifs when i need them
>>8827483But why no Twilight?>>8827508Have a 11 year old whose favorite pony is Fluttershy.
MURRICA FUCK YEA
>>8827519I don't even know. I used to live in wyoming, and saw it on /pol/ or something
where are the ponies
>>8827453Rarity REALLY over dramatic. Even kids can appreciate how excellent Tabithia is at shear talent at line delivery.
>>8827298It was leaked here but the scans were awful. As in, they weren't scans, just some pictures from a camera phone.
>>8827568you're not looking hard enough
>>8827171Best city in best state. 303 represent.
>>8827545Because Twilight reminds them too much of themselves. They want to escape the drudgery of school and tests, tests, tests, not be reminded of it.
>>8827430muh guns is a good reason to.Leave, find happiness and freedumbs.
>>8827547DID SOMEONE SAY AMERICA
>>88275459 year old sister who loves AJ the mostStill this is only the first episode. It means nothing. If we did that here FS would have been best pony.
>>8827589I wish Sweetie would pop out of my desk and surprise me like that
please help im being trolled by ponies I can' deal with this
>>8827501>that pictureYessssss Rarity x Pinkie
>>8827589I wish Sweetie would pop out of my dick and surprise me like that
>>8827483Someone should find some statistics about what actual children from various countries like in terms of main six ponesDo Canada and the states prefer different ponies?Which do Australian children like?Are there even african kids that watch the show?
>>8827597Yeah Japan life is awful. Really really awful.Also after High school you basically die and even till then it isn't really living.
>>8827577Do you think children would find Tabitha's Fairy Jacked series funny?I should test that.
>>8827568I'm drawing one now. How is it so far?
EPISODES YOU LIKE THAT MOST PEOPLE DISLIKE
>>8827646You still have the videos? Because they were removed from YouTube
>>8827482Be careful Quest. They weigh over a thousand pounds and decidedly do not want to be your friend.
>>8827651The Show Stoppers
>>8827647Front legs are a little smallOther than that it's wonderful
>>8827651OWL EPISODE IS OKAY AND MMDW IS GOOD
>>8827647Pretty goodI think the wings might be a bit too feathery but if that's the look you're going for then alright.Also nice damn hips
>>8827647ohoh yesmore rainbow hipsand perhaps rainbow belly
>>8827644>you basically dieWhat?
>>8827651>filenamebrevity soul wit etc
>>8827664Aw, they were?I still have part 1 and 2 on my hard drive.
>>8827635Seth pls go
>>8827685people legitimately disliked those?
>>8827430You'd leave motherfucking California because of some guns? You poor bastard...
>>8827728>not leaving a state for constitutional rights
>>8827728>California.>You poor bastard.Ironic considering the state of that states economy.
>>8827702SO SAVE IT AND RENAME IT, I DON'T GIVE A FUCK
>>8827667I was raised in florida, all we really had were gators. Those are boring and generally only eat stupid little dogs. If I'm going to live up here I want to ride a moose.It's what Mainers do, right?
>>8827691Yea, that's mostly for my benefit. I'll try to simplify the wings in the end so that they arent too distracting from the hips
>>8827733That's creepy but awesome.
>>8827718Those were the first (unfortunately not the last) episodes of the show I literally had a hard time sitting through.
>>8827728You wouldn't?Fuck man. California is a shithole anyways.
>>8827718Noonly try hard trolls
>>8827733I find this fascinating
>>8827696After high school you're fucked. No free time at all. Learn learn learn learn learn and learn. And this is just college. Then you get your job. And again you'll never see more than 2 hours of free time. And you'll use that to recover. Nad be ready to go at work at any time is your boss wants to. And your boss will want to a lot.Basically for Japan people life between the end of High School and retirement doesn't really exist. In that period they are just robots.
>>8827785Dude everywhere is a economic shithole nowadays.
Would you purchase one?
>>8827718Sunshine sunshine ladyb
>>8827707Do we have a torrent or download of all the parts? I never saw past part 3.I hear part 9 is ridiculous.
>>8827690Immolate yourself.For me it would be Spike at your service. I really really like that episode.
>>8827764>If I'm going to live up here I want to ride a moose.>Quest is never heard from again.
>>8827805What is it?Some sort of sex thing?
>>8827733WHAT if PONE PAINTED SELF to LOOK LIKE SPOOKY SKELETON
>>8827806>They do that every fucking time they see each other
>>8827764Yah sure, once you tame and train them well they're great for riding around in town/settling arguments.
>>8827803No, no.California is especially shitty.
>>8827848>you'll never be that guy who's friends with a moose whose got your back
>>8827805I saw this thread on /g/ yesterdayand the day before that
Guys why is Dash such a master bate detector?
>That Ghost of Opera reference in the latest comic issue
>>8827821>You arrive in Ponyville during The Ticketmaster. >You are a pony (of average design) and retain all your knowledge of the episodes coming.>They are more or less in order and anywhere from a week to a month apart.Would you try to stop something? Would you participate in anything? What could you change as a lone pony?
>>8827816It had super pony antics, cute rainbow dash and a fun chase.
>>8827848>settling argumentsYou can moose joust in Maine?
>>8827898Have you ever scrunched so hardthat your eyes shrink?
>>8827799Damn.No wonder they become hikikomori then, even if it gets them hated by the rest of society. What's the point of all that work if you don't even have time to enjoy the fruits of your labor?
>>8827841>>8827841YEAH WHAT IF
>>8827882She just can't help it.
>>8827913If the filename didn't say Dash I wouldn't have known it was her.Why are Brae's ponies so featureless and generic?
>>8827941Because colorless Dash is featureless and generic
my stream is finished guys! wasn't it such an awsome show? wowza powza rowza!
>>8827896Oh no, Rainbow Dash, you're hurt! Let me help you, bandage you up, maybe carry you back. Did I ever mention that you have pretty eyes?
>>8827941That only happens when he's drawing maresit's weird
>>8827938>Twilight cosplaying as CelestiaThat used to be funny.
>>8827939Dash is even in your dreams?
>>8827960I think its because he hate females.
>>8827959Why stop there? Why not enter the pet contest?
>>8827973She can't stop me from raping her in my dreams
>>8827981What a freak.
>>8827973>tfw no ponies dreams
>>8827960They're not all bad.
>>8827988No but one pony came
>>8827885It was a good comicTons of references, but placed well, so they weren't just randomly thrown in and jarringChrysalis wanting Twilight to join her was cool, too. Especially with the "you're going to drain your friends" thing.Cliched, but really fitting.
>>8827973It is because their cunts aren't full of shit?
>>8827981Gays are just committed misogynists.
>>8827896Become close to the mane cast and don't change anything. Worst case scenario is tag along on some adventures.Then when MMC comes I will steal Twilight's book and complete the spell myself and become the pretty princess mare.
>>8827873Hm, has Art-Anon done any show-style moose similar to those deer/rams? That could be neat. Really any new kind of hooved animals.>>8827900It gets gradually more commonplace the farther north you go.
>>8828010Link to the pages?Please
>>8828008Isn't that a stallion though?
>>8828033Its shit, but >>8823425 is all we have, I thinkStill 99% readable, if you squint
>>8828016Why complete the spell? Why not just cast the spell as is four more times?
>>8828033Photo quality for now until it's officially released.http://imgur.com/a/SxSYJ
>>8828056Why four more times?
Hi guys, its my birthday. What should I draw?
HEY HONKEYISN'T MY LIL PONE PONE A SHOW FOR LIL GURLLSS?
are you guys waiting for that sweet sweet release of death? i know i am.
>>8828082How can you tell?
>>8828086something for me to get this high fap off to
>>8828065I'll wait until I pick up my copy on Wednesday
>>8828086go to hell.
>>8828086Draw yourself some friends.
>>8828090this is shopped
>>8828086Draw your favorite pony sensually wishing you a happy birthday
>>8827710But I'm not Seth...
>>8828086draw someone who cares.
>>8828090Why did the blacks hang a Israeli flag in their classroom?
>>8828042Nah, Leo Horse is a grill.>that feel when little Aquarius art compared to other horoponesBuncha lazy butts.
>>8828098Cause it doesn't have a visible dick?
>>8828116No it's notGaben really went to an all black high-school
>>8828124yes you are
>>8828065>http://imgur.com/a/SxSYJ>start reading>Pinkie opens a hall door to something spookyI just got done playing SCP containment breach, so nope.
>>8828081Because then everyone's destinies would have cycled back to their original selves. There was a clear order (defined by the arrangement of the elements of harmony even) that they rotated around. No one was swapped, instead they were "A has B, B has C, C has A". So If you did it enough I think it'd fix itself.Solve it without... friendship silliness.I already forgot the moral.
>>8828134>tfw capricornponefag>tfw no good art of her
>>8828090>Gaben goes back to high schoolIs this some new kind of tv show?Because I'd watch the shit out of it.
>>8828090What did you just say to me you illiterate bitch?
>>8828128>>8828111>>8828109mlpg is touchy tonight
>>8828147What if it was a random shuffle?
>>8828086apple pone doing a handstand
>>8828170notaught and well shaped butts
>>8828168I'd be touchy if I had something/one to touch.
>>8828168fuck off happy fag.
>>8828147Anon it was probably random.That means that there are 120 possible combinations of cutie marks.
>>8828128>>8828111>>8828109Oh sorry. I'll go then.
Did Anon finish coloring that Rarity double penetration pic?
>>8828194YeahGo have a happy birthday!faggot
>>8828065>>8828055One more question do Twilight's friends help her or does she defeat her alone.Please tell me it's the first one.
>>8828182Squishy, marshmallowy, memory-foamy butts.
>>8828194It's your birthday, quit wasting it on the internet
>>8828195>well educated ponybutts
>>8828194attention whore, drama whore. fuck off kraut.
>>8828221>very sweaty ponybutts
>>8828221I bet Twilight's ass can do like theoretical science or something
>>8828215>standing in line for a ride with panka>drinkin a soda>tire of holding it and look around for a place to set it>push it in to Panka's ass cheek>it holds it there>she doesnt even react to it and starts talking to someone else in line about random shit
>>8828219I have no friends though.
>>8828180>>8828187But the first one wasn't. It distinctly went in a circle. What are the odds of that? 1/120?
>>8828261Applejack's ass can play a piano
i cant sleep until i see rosses new designi havent been so pumped for anything in a good while
>>8828279Yes you do.Pone is your friend.This pone.
>>8828279So go to a bar and mope or something, geez
>>8828291Why isn't she smiling? Did someone break her
>>8828215what about jiggly dogbutts
>>8828299>Twistplease shoot me
>>8828297holy shiti left mlpg and came back and he still hasn't done itgoddamn
>>8828306don't post that you'll attract the attention of he who should not be named.
>>8828299I'm not sure which one that is.
>>8828281NoIt's bigger than that. There are more combination possible for it to go in a circle.But it's still a small chance1/24 I think
>>8828306can jiggling dog butts be my friend?
>>8828316>not having Twist on your top 4you aint my nigga
>>8828354You could always ask them
>>8828366i miss lk
>>8828370Scrunch is beautiful.
Silly hats for silly ponies?
>>8828299>ThunderlaneOh fuck you, Anon.
>MLP FiM was released 12 years ago
>>8828355>Twist in anyone's top 4really?
>>8828452it's probably Terse
>>8828354How do you feel about scarves?
>>8828382Where did he go?
>>8828444>1990 was 500 years ago
>>8828444>Hey anon, remember when you were totally into that little horse show?
>>8828460That was fucking fast
>>8828273God damn. Imagine sinking your hand into that. Deep into it, and taking a firm squeeze.
>>8828476I still am
>>8828471tess,tex,lk ctb man.
>>8828423Could always use more Marker.
>>8828444>The Soviet Union collapsed 200 years ago
Fixed the dialogue, whoops.Come on, you guys like AJ and big asses, don't ya
>>8828531Will we ever make it two weeks in?
Any good horseboners lately?
>>8828531Was this picture even posted 13 days after it ended this time?
>>8828606She is such a kissable pony
>>8828612for every time you ask that it's going to be one day less since the season ended
Does mootchan have MD5 filtering?
>>8828637The best part of this episode.
>>8828429People dislike that one? But it has the three best ponies!
>>8828639You wouldn't really kiss a pony would you?
>>8828679I would. Though not that particular pony.
>>8828679She's just asking to be kissed She'd never want to do it in public though
>>8828679Only if she kissed me back
>>8828516>Stick your hand in>Swirl it around like you're collecting cotton candy
>>8828679Try me.You're not chicken, are you?
>>8828142Who the fuck was Seth anyways?
>>8828711>Dash is too afraid to even try first base
>>8828709>Pull it out>Eat whatever's on your hand
>mlpg will never make game
>>8828715a faggot even by faggot standards who has an obsession with Trixie
>>8828724Dash is most insecure pony.
>>8828382>>8828528I'm still here, dude.
>>8828729>Pinkie is just smiling at you the whole timewhat the fuck is this boner
>>8828757UPDATE THE WANDERER NOTESFUCK
>>8828757dont draw anything, ever
>>8828762You guys can't expect me to do all the work, can you?
Good night losers
>>8828769Wasn't that LD?
>>8828679Of course I would anon.
>>8828801yes. We can expect you to get your own boner
>>8828801I don't know what to tell youYou're gonna submit stuff for the writing event, right?
>>8828761>just smilingOh she's probably be giggling like mad at this point from how much it tickles to have your hand swirling around wrist deep in her incredibly soft pink ass.Just how far deep do you suppose it goes?
>>8828816Good night you used-up yellow cunt.
>>8828838I've been at a convention for the past weekend and also was bannedWhat event?
>>8828679I would kiss a pony on its velvety soft nose.
>>8828591Well, I like AJ and big asses
There's no practical advantage to having sex with ponies
>>8828911That's what you think.
>>8828859mlpgwrites.tumblr.comsome guy is doing prompts for thousand word submissions, the first one went up today and the next one comes up on the 7th
>>8828911And that is why you take a unicorn wife. If you want kids, just have her turn you into a stallion for a little bit.
There's no functional disadvantage to having sex with ponies
>>8828899There is however an inherit tactical advantage when engaging in sexual intercourse with ponies
>>8828911That's not an advantage
>>8828899they're way cuddly
Can we be rampant waifufags again?
>>8828899you sound like my professor
RARITY IS BEST PONYSO IS SWEETIE AND TWILIGHTALL THE OTHER PONIES ARE GREAT TOOEXCEPT FOR GILDA BUT SHE ISN'T A PONY SO WHO CARES. SHE'S STILL HORRIBLE. AND WORST CHARACTER. EVEN TWIST IS BETTER
>>8828939theres no spell for that anon
>>8828911>have sex with a pony>anthro pony pops out after nine or ten monthsDo you keep it?
>>8828956Why is your professor discussing sex with other species?
>>8828958I miss drone ;_;
>>8828955You can, but you're gonna get made fun of
>>8828971>anthro pony>cannot fuck because incestShit
>>8828955What's the point? I'm already married to Lyra.
>waifuing anyone besides bug queen
>>8828939>have her turn you into a stallion>not have her turn herself into a stallion and turn you into a mareYou, not Hasbro, are the cancer killing the show.
>>8828955I don't have a waifuI just want Fluttershy and Dash to be in my pony cuddle harem
>>8828955Is this really a choice?
>>8828936Interesting, though I'm more of a greentexter than a writer.
>>8828841I doubt Pinkie herself knowsEither way, standing in line at the fair probably isn't the best place to find outMaybe if its one of the rides with relatively private compartments
>>8828989>wait a generation>swap houses with anon the next town over>fuck his children
>>8828958Why does Sweetie belle look like bonbon?
>>8829003B-But when the spell wears off, the baby...
>>8828979Not that, the "no fun allowed" attitude.
LK stopped being art depressed.
>>8828980I can't believe you remember him as well.We lost him when the new board was made...
Why don't you own a horsetail butt plug
>>8829045there is never a babyit's just kinky to get fake magic impregnated
>>8829065I'm sure that'll last.
>>8828955FRIDAY NIGHTI WALKED YOU HOMEAND YOU SAID YOU DIDN'TWANT TO BEEEE ALOOONEI REPLIEDTHAT'S GOOD TO KNOWIT'S NICE TO MEET YOU, I'VE GOT TO GO
>>8829002AJ is my waifu and has been since episode 1. It aint gonna change.
>>8829065>implyingI'll believe it when I see it
>>8828955Yes please. I'm in the waifu mood and I want to be spoiled.
>>8829045>implying the spell wears offShe stays male and you stay female until you carry the baby to term, anon. And then MAYBE she'll switch you all back.
DON'tDON'T YOU WORRY ABOUT THE ATMOSPHEREOR ANY SUDDEN PRESSURE CHANGE
>>8829065>stoppedoops.. I meant stop. Pls LK, draw a chubby Chickenbutt or something.
>>8829081>>8829045>Usually after impregnating you, your mare turned stallion will change you both back>this time he waits a few weeks letting your stomach swell a bit>you beg him to change you both back but he wants to wait a little while longer
>>8829153There is no pain, you are receeding
>>8829153Are you that guy that referred me to Andrew Bird a good number of months agoyou're still me nigga
>>8829164>chubby ChickenbuttThe boner has escalated to a point where we may not be able to contain it.
You really think I don't display the qualities of someone stricken with Aspergers syndrome?
>>8829182That guy puts on a great show, he's pretty damn talented.
>>8829025>I doubt Pinkie herself knowsTrue, true. Knowing Ponk though it probably goes a lot farther down than you'd expect.>Maybe if its one of the rides with relatively private compartmentsWell there's always the Ferris Wheel, that's a pretty standard one. However, if you were feeling a little more daring, a teacup ride will cover you below a certain point....
>>8829182I don't think I am?But we niggas nonetheless. You should see him live!
>>8829174>so you wait>soon it's a month>morning sickness begins, and you curse your partner's name every time you hang your head over the toilet>two months go by>you start thinking maybe you'll never switch back>you've started thinking about the process of labor, and of nursing the child; and, rather than frighten you, these ideas excite you
>>8829077Direct me at a nice looking Twilight Sparkle one and I'll consider it.
who has an up-to-date contributor shipping wall? I need to know a proper nameis it tanbeat or eurotan?
>>8829186Flip the switchesActivate the stabilizersClose the garage doorWe gotta keep this boner under control
>>8829192UHHHYOUR WINGS ARE SO PRETTY?
>>8829256What contributor do we ship mewball with?BDF?brae?
>>8829284I ship him with mefuck off he's mine already
>RCH posted his face on the interbutts.Whelp, time to unfollow.
>>8829192No, because conditions like that are bullshit and can be typically explained by other conditions.
hey sbuhdraw more cowgirls
>8829303Fuck off, Lyra
>>8829256>>8829284Can we not do this guysreally
>>8829316this plsor big titty twist with fat areolae
What kind of music do you think Mr and Mrs Cake make love to?
>>882936650 CentCandy Shop
All this fandom meta-meta-wank reminds me of Homestuck GeneralThat is not a good thing to be
>>8829366Cake. Love you madly
>Reu randomly does my birthday request from Octoberwell that was a nice surprise, thanks Reu
>>8829071whiteknight masturbation fuel.
>>8829284>not shipping mewball ntr'ing sb with kraut
>Comic where Rarity joins a Hippy commune.>Hippies.>Rarity.>Basic mushroom.
>>8829366>"Hey Pinkiemore? Can we go pastry shopping?
>>8829256i ship LK x everyone
>>8829399PINKIE GET OUT!
>>8829425That's because Dash only has eyes for you
>>8829404>Reu: "I’m not crush life I draw laying on my back so it is hard to crush">Britfags in charge of doing art on time and knowing how their own language works
>>8829399That fucking story.
>>8829312Tha's why Asperger's is now just lumped in with Autism.
>>8829201>Pinkie laughing at your amazement as you try to keep her below the rim of the teacup>"Ooh, look at that! Now try wiggling your fingers
does anybody have a drawing request?
>>8829475contributor OC shippingpreferably explicit
>>8829475blahblahblah something something Chickenbutt and Harshwhinny and Cadence in a bar.
>>8829475Sweetie Belle thinks she's trapped inside of a box
>>8829493>not Femsobra, FemSA, and Octavia impregnation
>First email asking about commission progress that I took back in the middle of JanuaryHA HA time to get off my ass and do shit.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyPrJb1_IdIThis needs to get made with Dash.
Day 163/4/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6,732 (Running Total: 112,780)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 26,991 (Running Total: 482,932)Pony is best pony.
>>8829475Applebloom and Scootaloo sitting on top of a box and laughing
>>8829512What's the commission?
>>8829522>not Twilight is best ponybut its canon
>>8829497Ooh, draw this!
I'll stream in a littleI think it'll be entirely requests for you guysJust gimme a minute to get set up
>>8829475pony sweetiebelle actually trapped in a cardboard box
>>8829522MLPG alone signifies about 25% of the entire board's posts according to that.
>>8829569we're getting slower!
>>8829529Stuff for a card game.Also have three other things I need to do up, but fuck me the one is almost done save for the mechanical arm part. I'm shit with mechanics.
>>8829569On a typical day, yes. More on episode days I think. On one I remember us being something closer to half.
>>8829606In the early days of /mlp/ we were like 80% of the board on episode days
>>8829569And that's not including all the deleted posts we've been getting somewhat recently.
How hard would you spank the pank?
>>8829642Leth you must battle the janitor.
>>8829644Hard enough to turn her crank
You bastards got me into this game but now the tutorial refuses to end. How many guys do I have to kill?
Something's wrong with the ring finger of my drying hand. Knuckle is very sore and feels under pressure, like it needs to pop. It pops fine, but there's no relief and it's been getting more sore all evening. Can't really grip, and typing is uncomfortable.This happen to other artists?
>>8829658Leth would lose, he's lost most of his pony strength
>>8829675We must find a way to increase his pony levels so that he might do combat.What do?
>>8829675WE MUST ALL PONE TOGETHER TO RESTORE HE STRENGTH!
Man. I do not understand colors at all.
>>8829691>>8829700You must break the Princess Curse.
>>8829668What you should so is get a wet paper towel, some dry ice, one of those hand warmers and go fuck yourself
>>8829691Quick everyone raise your hands in the air!
>>8828065>Imagine, dating a musician that lives in a basement. Ugh.They know this fandom too well
>>8829675But Pony levels are Maximum.
>>8829691>>8829700You know what we must do\o/
>that feel when a pone presses their cheek against you
>>8829730TWILIGHT I'M GETTING REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT
>>8829741>it's all stubblyfor fucks sake go shave big mac
>>8829765oh god my nose put them down and shower
>>8829765Praise the sun, boy.
>>8829741>tfw pone murmurs "oh... you're so smooth..."
>>8829741I don't know that feel
>>8829765The angle on that shot gives you really fucked up proportions, Nathan.
>>8829765>Semi Gloss on the walls.
>>8829795>pony unzips your pants and prods around with her mouth>whafts thif fting?
>>8829765Why are fat, ugly, disgusting people attention whores?
>>8829806>Nathan's proportions>Not always fucked up
You knowLiterally everyone else on the internet hates us.Non-bronies hate us because we're too brony and bronies hate us because we act superior to them.
>I was an EqD pre-reader once guys>hey, I was in that picture too>hey guys
>>8829765>His noseOh god, it's like it moves to keep the nostrils facing the camera no matter which way he turns his head.
>>8829806Only that angle?
>>8829845>>8829874He looked fairly normal in that pic he took at some beach.
>>8829862And? Who cares.. seriously?
>>8829865He's also Anonymous, apparently.
>>8829893All we have is eachother.
>>8829897>Hey Twilight what's Big Mac doing?
>>8829741I felt this odd, fleeting, almost phantom heat on my cheek as I read that. It went away immediately.Is this that feel?
>>8829887It's not normal when you consider he was swimming and that water's 45 degrees and it was raining.
>>8829906And we hate each other, too.
>>8829862That would only matter if we were locked in a room with them for 8 hours a day.As long as they dont come here and /b/ level shitpost its fine.
>>8829906But we and HSG are tsundere for each other
>>8829862the former are ignorant fools who havent seen the eternal light of ponythe latter are hedonistic self sucking pig men who bathe irregularly and have poor taste in best ponywe are better off without them...
>>8829923>having to explain it>stuff like that not already being an everyday thing
>>8829928It wasn't raining.It was a hot summer day at Connie Island
>>8829941Being superior is hard sometimes
>>8829923"They're fucking, Spike. You should know this by now"
>>8829941>and have poor taste in best ponyI know. Is it that hard to understand that Applejack is the best pony? Sheesh.
>>8829934I'm full deredere for HSG, he's so dreamy.
>>8829945Well maybe if you'd give it up every once in a while
>>8829946It's called Coney Island, Nathan.And you were in Oregon. In the rain. Your parents took you on a trip to the coast and you wanted to go running in like a retard.
>see this coming at youWhat do?
>>8829990>implying Twily would know the difference
>>8829997sidle to the rightwatch pony hit wall
>>8829897>Socieities in which sex is a casual affair and there is no stigma against doing it in publicthisismyfetish.jpg
>>8829765>A picture RCH cannot googly.I called bullshit
>>8829990Looks closer to mouthfucking to me.
>>8829987No, that beach pic was taken at Coney Island around a week after Bronycon.First time I ever set foot in the Atlantic and the first time I ever had deep fried Oreos.
>>8830016Where there's a will, there's a way.
>>8829997Hold out my finger in intercept position to her nose.Self induced boop.
>>8830015I do like the idea, but I feel like it would lessen the awesomeness of having a pony partner all to myself.Although I guess it could make sense that if you had a boyfriend/girlfriend then you would stop being promiscuous.
>>8830016don't forget the Guy Fawkes mask
anybody looked up the exif data on these pics Nathan takes?
>>8830015I read some fascinating shit in sociology today. There's some societies in peru(?) or argentina or something, in which a boy can only transition to a man after they go through a weeklong ritual. This ritual in giving some dude a blowjob and injesting his manly "essense" in order to embody manliness and becoming a real man. So to become a man, every guy has to suck dick for a full week.
>>8830063Cannot see eye holes, captain!
>>8830058>Having coffee with your marefriend/coltfriend>end up banging them against the table in broad daylight, while people just give the occasional glance over at what the commotion is, before giving a little smirk and returning to their newspapers/laptops.