WMD EditionWeapon of Massive Dash
>>8688564Drat. 2slow as always.
Anyone up for some Mario Party?
I love the smell of fresh horse in the evening
>>8688542She is a little chubby, isn't she?
>>8688594It smells like... fetishes
>>8688576>>8688600I love rape
>>8688542Another Dash thread oh boy
>>8688593What're the stakes?
Daily dose of Fightan Ponehttp://youtu.be/LAaX46ISKj8
>>8688587mt stop getting in food
>>8688418how could you ever developed a fetish for seeing rarity and fluttershy sitting at a table at that outdoor restaurant, chatting like normal, but fluttershy is breathing a little heavy and just a little bit flushed. When the waiter comes to take their order rarity turns up the stimulation right as fluttershy starts talking making her gasp mid sentence and horribly embarrassing her.
Let's keep talking about Rarity magically manipulating Fluttershy sexually.
>tfw submission at the buzzer
>>8688639nolets talk about butts
>>8688616I didn't even have to hope the next thread was going to be about Rainbow Dashit just happened!
>>8688643Night best princess.
>>8688639>>8688637Yeah. In the OLD horse.
I refuse to believe we've seen all that Equestria has to offer. There must be more animals, monsters, and other creatures that we have yet to encounter. Possibly even other sentient races! So today's prompt is to pick a fantasy creature of some kind and depict how it would exist in the world of Equestria. It can be something we haven't seen before, like a chimera or a basilisk, or it could be something we've already seen, like minotaurs or griffons.Bonus points* if the picture depicts an interesting aspect of the creature you choose. Is it feral or civilized? A lone hunter, or a social pack animal? If it lives somewhere particular, what does its home look like? The more character you can give your creature, the better.You've all got twenty-four hours to brainstorm these details and get them on paper, starting.....NOW!*(bonus points do not actually count for anything)
>>8688643>Luna will never go into your dreams and make tender love to your dream horse penis.
>>8688652Only good fanfic I ever read.There are no other good ones.
>>8688662How bad was 3?
>>8688677oh god what the fuck is that thing?
>>8688675...You just knew this would get my attention, didn't you?
>>8688593>make a bet with FemSnips; loser has to do whatever the winner says>she beats you three rounds straight>asks for a rub-down three timesThere'd be a lot of obnoxious, unnecessarily loud moaning the entire time
when I make OC I give it a 4chan filename to make it look like I didn't make it
>>8688701I hope it's juniper
>>8688675Oh hot dawg I am all over this.Dibs on The Roc.
>>8688686Anon, you wound me.
>>8688675CHIMARAE HAVE THE GOAT HEAD ON THE BACK
>>8688677is that a beach ball?
>>8688675I know what I'm doing~
>>8688675You know, I think I'll actually try to draw for this.
>watching the Marshall Vandruff DVD againChrist I forgot how bad the music was. It really detracts from an otherwise stellar drawing lesson.
>>8688701Not at all, dude, what are you even talking about.>>8688723Not shitty-ass chimeras. They're God's little mistakes.
>>8688716You drew this right? It's cute as hell.
>>8688675Are day 6 and 7 gonna have the other 4 ponies divided into 2 pairs? Would be unfair if the others were left out.
>>8688639Most of the time it's just a feels like a soft gently vibrating tongue that touches her whole marehood at once.But sometimes Rairty makes it feel like a nice big cock is sliding into her. Sometimes fast, sometimes slow. Sometimes it just stays there filling her. Sometimes it thrusts. Fluttershy can't pretend not to be effected when she does this and it's so embarrassing.
>>8688675I can't believe this will be my fifth drawing in a row.
>>8688705Do you think femSnips would keep using the "lower.... lower.... lower..." gag?Or would it not be a gag, and she's keep anxiously pushing her hips up at your hands?
>>8688753FIX YOUR CHIMERA
>>8688772This would be better with Twilight and Shining.
>>8688769even if it is worst ship
>>8688639>>8688772Did I give mlpg a new fetish?Good.
i only like rape when its consensual and both parties enjoy it
>>8688776>Anon goes straight past and starts rubbing her legs and hooves
Gonna try taking a humanized request with atleast 2 characters
>>8688815That statement made my brain hurt
>>8688815I agree. Also it needs to be in the missionary position and the lights need to be off.
>>8688772>sometimes she does it when fluttershy is flying around her>she can barely stay straight
>season 4 will have a unicorn studying under Twilight, introduced in the opening 2-parter>Trixie is a unicorn Twilight knows personally, who doesn't have any friends and has trouble fitting in, therefore, she'd make a great candidate for-->NO LET'S INTRODUCE A NEW PONY CALLED SUNSET FUCKING SHIMMER WHO LOOKS LIKE APPLEJACK BUT WITH A HORN AND RED HAIR
>>8688830Rarity and Applejack.
>tfw looking at your past favourite pony artists and they're all gone
>>8688830Rarity and Rainbow Dash
>>8688846Good I hate Trixie.
An anon wanted Sweetie and Scoots hugging, so here you go. Hope you like it.
Day 112/27/2013Estimated Total MLPG posts: 7,501 (Running Total: 79,294)Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 33,803 (Running Total: 340,296)Nothing really interesting today~But some new arts that are always appreciated.
>>8688769Thanks! It was part of a longer series of pictures for my ask tumblr. But I spent a bit longer on that particular one.They're 2cute.
>>8688846why would they do that?
>>8688846whoawhattheyre adding a new main character for season 4? shiiiet
>>8688849Doing anything in particular?
>>8688846thank actual fuck
>>8688846Terrible, I love Trixie.
>>8688843>>8688772>>8688792>>8688812>>8688806>>8688843>>8688639Take it to the old horse.
>>8688850Everyone's moved on...Everyone...except for me...just like usual
>>8688806Personally hidden vibrators in public, Either always on one put in by the girl herself or a remote controlled one where a lover has the controller, has been my fetish for years. Magic just a new pony flavored twist.It sucks that all the erotic story sites I know are hard to search for such a specific fetish. Though i did find a really good public remote vibe scene in a pedo story recently.
>>8688850>that fucking nose ear
>>8688875are they? I haven't heard of this myself
>>8688893Oh god why haven't I seen it before. It all makes sense now.
>>8688850>We'll still never really know what happened to Moe
>>8688905Anon, you're listening to other anon's again
>>8688846Best have proof of this.
>>8688877Seweing together? Or she's modeling for Rarity.
>>8688875This pony was featured at the toy fair this year.Release information came shortly after: her name is Sunset Shimmer, she's a unicorn, and instead of starting the toy line with the main six, it's starting with her and the rest of the six, minus Twilight.
I MADE IT!
>>8688905>>8688875I really hope not, especially since that new pony is a unicorn.Means it's gonna be princess twilight and her 6 lesser friends.
>tfw no fart pony general
>>8688928She is a cutiepie.
>>8688675Got it.I think I'm gonna go with a Wyvern.
>>8688928tha'ts your proof?
>>8688868I thought you weren't going to be doing hamburger time this time aroundI'm glad you are
>>8688956Yes.That's literally the only proof
>watching 80s nude yoga video for referencehow did my life turn to this?
>>8688930Why is Apple horse naked? I thought this was a sanitary kitchen. Is cute though, great jorb!
>>8688936Farts is one of the few fetishes I've actually only gotten thanks to MLPG
>>8688944you say that about all the ponies you sack of shit
>>8688972The real question is: 'why are you not posting a link?'
Make up some pony names please!Not for this one. Just names that sound like they could be for a pony.
>>8688972>yoga>file name clearly says Tai Chi
>>8688820>>8688776>>8688705This is seriously making me wish there was more Femsnips/Femsnails sleepover stuff. I bet when you went to sleep they'd be all over you.
>>8688972Hook an anatomy-learning brotha up
>>8688972>watching 80s nude yoga video for reference>Nude Tai Chi.mp4Yeah, you're a retard.
>>8688956Every single MLP toy line starts off with the main six ponies from the show. There have been a total of 4 lines since the show began: the original, the travel theme, the wedding theme, and then the Crystal Empire theme. This is the first line of toys to not follow this tradition.
>>8688990But they are all really cute.
>>8688972Using nude models for art references?OMG, what will Baby Jesus think?
>>8688996I don't know
>>8688820>scrunches up her face and puffs out her cheeks indignantly>"Tease"
>>8689012explain the difference to me in 1 word or less.thats right, you cant.
Did tan make my Feliciashy yet?
>>8688778Haha I think I fucked it up even more. This is hard to do in silhouette. Sorry, I didn't think it'd be that big of a deal.>>8688949I think we all knew you'd make that choice. Kinda predictable, really.
>>8689015I donno. What would her deal be? Would Tara voice this new pony? Will Twilight be the Princess of Ponyville?Everything is changing so much...
>>8689033Would you lick an alicorn Twilight on the wing?
>>8688979She forgot her hat at home, and she was on a hurry!Also thanks! Here's a sketch from that pic I liked too, but I liked the Apple Jacks one better.http://sketchtoy.com/23604022
>>8689055Oh shush, just wait for more news
>>8688972>>8689004i just googled nude yoga dvd and downloaded the first few.now i just need to get do work and do the actual drawing practice
>>8688928fuck, even the name makes sense.luna, celestia, Twilight, and Sunset Shimmer.
>>8689073>on a hurry
>>8689060Gross, no. Ever hear of a bacteria called Salmonella?
>>8689002Maybe Glitsle Globs will do a few more comics about it
>>8689002>Wake up to find Sugar has cuddled up to you.>"O-oh! THIS isn't my bed~">Spice lies awake, looking over at you while you sleep and debating whether or not she could get away with lying down next to you. She haggles herself down to copping a feel.>She stands over you for five minutes, reaching out to touch your package, before chickening out and going back to her spot.
>>8689088So who will be the Sunrise pony?
>>8689060if she wanted me to
>>8689093Me no habla ingleis, comprendei?
>>8689098>naming images on a macanon pls
>>8688603I was under the influence of the autistic kindI regret nothing
What do we have here?
>>8689104>Glib glub will never revisit your favorite series
>>8689054You said Fantasy Creature.If I have time, I might do more.
>>8688994Raw AmbitionRick DangerousChardonnayFire LillyMorning GlowSnowshineRugby
>>8689134Bad Dragon item from the valentine's sale.
>>8689098>ms>it's actually full color and shaded and shit with a background evenwhat?how?
>>8689157But thats not a brown box
>>8689133Aw c'mon it came out funny actually. Are you still drawing that ilk?
>>8689178Its always a dildo until proven otherwise.
Worst fanon tiersShittest tierDerpy is Dinky's mom. Octavia/scratch shippingBad tierBerry Punch is an alcoholic. Not quite as bad tierLyrabon, The spa sisters are lesbos.
>>8689134disreputable lizard dildo
>>8689183>>8689178>>8689157>they haven't ordered from bad dragon before
>>8689168someone paid $150 for it
>>8689160Deer are totally fantasy creatures. There is no possible way that they're real.
>>8689168Probably one of his many colorists
>>8689055I don't know for sure, Anon.Either way, we can guess the opening takes place in the Crystal Empire, and as mentioned at Unicon, it will focus on Twilight finding out what her new princesshood entails.
>>8689178Could be a secondhand dildo
>>8689209Of course not. That's fucking gay as hell. Also I have no money.
>>8689194Sure is a 2011 list.
>>8689098I'd that Twilight.But kill that Trixie with fire.
I never knew dildos were covered in plastic...
>>8689225I love those little mardi gras masks.
>>8689098Sometimes it's hard being a sucker for huge tits/nipple sucking, let me tell you that
>>8689098Silly rabbit, Trixie's for kids!
>>8689255>Having fetishes this casual
>>8689243Its a vinyl scratch plushy. Calling it now.
>>8689243That'd better be a Chance or a Seadragon or I'm gonna be very disappointed in you, anon
>>8689250Because GIANT TRIXIE TITS.
>>8689243I always imagined that when you buy dildos at the store, they come in that hard clamshell packaging.
>>8689225What, like this sunshine shimmer being HER personal student?I wouldn't mind if she were were a new character, really, but not replacing Twilight outright.I just.I know it wouldn't feel right.
>>8689243It's an advance copy of the movie, isn't it?
>>8689279My fetishes are even more casual than that
>>8689279I'm also into transformation, mind control, body odor, macro/micro, expansion, and everything else under the sunWhy not enjoy the little things, anon? When did it become a contest?
>>8689245>mardi gras>not luchawhat
>>8689304Dude he's just pulling shit out of his ass.
>>8689284It's not a fucking baddragon toy. Those come in a brown box. It's either some other sort of dildo, or someone mailed him a used one from their residence
>>8689243plastic wrapped dildo
>>8689108>you roll over in your sleeping bag and peek over your shoulder>Spice is gawking at you with one eye wide open and the rest of her face hidden in her pillow>you aren't sure because it's dark, but it almost appears she's getting closer each time you look
>>8689098>Over time, Trixie's figure fills out more and more - breasts swelling larger, yet firm and shapely, her thighs and hips thickening until she looks like a modern-day Aphrodite - healthy, voluptuous and dripping with sex-appeal.>Meanwhile Twilight gets thinner, breasts and hips shrinking, legs getting skinnier every day, until people begin to mistake her for a very tall adolescent - flat as a board, stick-thin and mousey.
>Pinkie will never send you her used rolling pin
>>8689243Hurry up, I want to see then go to bed.
>>8689327and I hate the smell.I reserved doubts for like, all the other thingies that were leaked that I went 'hah this will not happen' that totally did happen.
>>8689341>dat spoilerFucking unf
>>8689335I thought they'd just switched their fancy tissue paper packing from a nice purple to yellow, and that was the inside of the boxMy mistake
>>8689243I didn't know that a Galaxy Nexus had such a bad camera. Thanks for the tip!
... Two-pronged vibrators?
>>8689368Is that the new bop-it?
>>8689355She might be a new character but the whole "new student" is random bullshit.
>>8689368Oh, a plushie, got it. Rarity?
>>8689368That doesn't look like a pony to me.
>>8689368RD plush, I can tell from the stitching
>>8689368It couldn't be...
>>8689368>plushie dildothat's not hygienic anon
>>8689341>hips and thighs thickening until she looks like a modern-day Aphroditeyou had me at hipsyou had me hard at Aphrodite
>>8689349>Pinkie will never send you her severed _hair
>>8689368>mintyWell its obviously Lyra. Vinyl was close though because>background character
>>8689341>as much as Twilight worships and adores Trixie at this point, she can't help but feel somewhat envious of her Mistress's perfect figure>she begs her Mistress to let her become as beautiful as Trixie>Trixie agrees, but only if Twilight surrenders her knowledge and magic
>>8689368Is that camera on permanent mosaic mode or is it just bad
>>8689216They are SO real! My uncle saw one once a long time ago when he was out walking his chupacabra!
>>8689368>Lyra plushyOh fuck you and your money to death
Why does the Hyper-Index take fucking forever to load?Seriously it's about 10 to 20 seconds for it to finally come up after I click my bookmark for it.
>>8689412>Trixie>That pic>Perfect figureWhat the fuck are you smoking? Twilight is way hotter in that.
>>8689419Cosmo please do a fic with that premise
>>8689368Why did you take the pic five hours ago and post it just now? Makes no sense to me.
I did forget to mention that I bought another plush just days before I got this.I think it's trying to warn this new one about something...>>8689425I am a guy who can't into technology and/or photography, sorry.
>>8689425It looks like a stain-glass lens>dragon panvirNo captcha we already determined that
>New chapter of A Silver SkyYESSSSSSSSS
>>8689450>That plush2/10 wouldn't let dog play with it
>>8689442I want to.I ran the idea by darf and he was lukewarm over it.At least I'm doing okay with this humanized Twilight one.
>>8689471the fuck is that?
>>8689311>a mare fresh from her daily workout comes waltzing in the room and plops down on the couch next to you>drenched in sweat, she casually puts an arm around your shoulder and asks what you're watching on TV
>>8689450...please tell me you didn't pay more than $50 for that.
>>8689448Maybe he unboxed it 5 hours ago and was fitting his fleshlight into it since then.
>>8689448>>8689362You can read exif data. Congratulations.
>>8689493>Mare>ArmYou're going to need to clear some things up before my boner and I come to an agreement on this
>>8689493Tell her she smells like piss and she should take a shower before she stains the couch.
>>8689492its one of his goat anime fan stories
>>8689493Ponies aren't for body odor fetishizing, anon.Griffons? Yeah. Humans? Oh yeah.
You guys, I'm going to make a farty pony general... I'm going to do it. What's the worst that could happen?
>>8689433There are too many linksIf archive is still hanging around I think we should mark off all the previous generals on page 1 and start fresh on page 2
>>8689513That wasn't the point. I was confused by that.
>>8689534No replies/3 day ban
>>8689493Depends, is it chubby pink nurse pone?
I think they're conspiring to escape!>>8689507I didn't. It was $40.
>>8689534it gets ignored and you get a perma ban
>>8689534It's been done several times before. You will attract people with that interest and those wanting to ridicule it like always.
>>8689187Butt of course. Though I did a few cute and butt sketches today, finally had some time outside of work n' college. Will be drawing some macro fluttershy next when I have the time
>>8689558DJ is kinda cute from the side, 7/10, how much?
>tfw catch yourself humming the boku no pico theme song in public
>>8689576I may need the NSFW version of that...
>>8689529What makes Griffon body odor more appealing than Pony body odor?
Don't worry guys, I got this under control.So what would be the poison for her first night?
>>8689534H-here we go!>>8689591
>The finale ends with everything's going to be fine>The very next con has everything go to shit during itThat's some good irony
>>8689608do you... make them watch you?
>>8689608Are you implying you're going to strap the black one between her legs?
>>8689608WHAT A TWIST
>>8689534Every time I have made one the janitor just deletes it
>>8689608>no cutie mark
>>8689604Griffons seem like they'd have the muscle needed to work up a sweat worth appreciating right.Not to mention they're much more prone to human poses, and they've got nicer, thicker hair.
>>8689608I'm giving myself half credit then
>>8689602search for khorme on furanffinty
>>8689618That's not irony
>>8689643The joke is making wubstep takes no talent.
>>8689608why in the world did you get a flared chance
>>8689556It's whatever pony you want it to be
>>8689686I wonder this too, because I think the unflared looks so much nicer and more pleasurable to take.
>>8689686Everybody has a different asshole, anon.
>>8689550It did? I thought it got buttdevistated after the finale and started spouting shit about "oh friendship and caring and acceptance blahblahblah" like a two faced jerk?
what if pony triggered you without a warning
>>8689711But I don't have any triggers.
>>8689558Good.Though if you ever are looking for a more show-accurate plush, give me a looksee one day. http://mlpplushiesandmerch.tumblr.com
>>8689711I go off.
>>8689707either way the flared version looks about as fun as shoving a beer can up your ass
>>8689748>not having a flared beer can
>>8689721>JohnJosecoplspls noI think he's THE most overrated pony artist.
>>8689721whats that OC in there?
It's happening, but later.Gotta videogames.
>>8689677you're mums not irony
Congratulations!You are the 100th visitor to mlpg! please select one pony
Think it'd be worth dropping $160 on a medium Chance with a cumtube and custom coloring to look like Celestia's horse dong?
>>8689721They aren't looking downThey're all floating horizontally to the ground
>>8689341>She's in her twenties but she looks more like a teenager now.>She sees men grow instantly hard at the sight of Trixie, while she burns with a delicious shame of being hardly a woman at all, unworthy of notice.>But still she stays, wishing she had more womanhood to give to her mistress>The Buxom and Beautiful Trixie deserves it more, anyway.
>>8689792is this what I think it is, i hope this is what i think it is
>>8689814The apple horse please!
>>8689772God, my art was shitty back then.Now it's just less shitty.
>>8689814I want that yellow butt
ehhhhopefully the requesting anon is still here
>>8689814I'll take the orange one, please.Not like anyone else will want her, anyways.
>>8689686>>8689702>>8689748Unflared is basically made for easy penetration.Flared is nice for that tight feeling inside.Really painful for beginners however, I wouldn't recommend it if you don't know how to stretch.
>>8689837You should revisit them sometime.And never stop arting even if you don't.
>>8689814>100thi fuckin knew itall dis samefag
>>8689820If it's unflared, then yes. Also, go with medium firmness, or hard if your more experienced.
>>8689849Well jesus fuck man, we can't all drive trains up our asses
>>8689855Vulapa please fuck off back to the steam chat
>>8689827;_;I would give Twily the attention she deserved.As long as Trixie allowed it.
>>8689820>$160People really love throwing away their money on useless shit don't they?Damnit, why can't I just tap into this endless supply of dosh..
>>8689857>no penisIt stinks!
>>8689879When you save up money from not buying stupid shit, you get to buy expensive stupid shit
>>8689848neatnot the requester but saved!
>>8689848UNF is time to masturbate.
>>8689868Okay, who is Vulapa?Because at Unicon, I was told to sign something as "Dear Vulapa, Keep drawing! Signed, Braeburned
>>8689903Or at least take it to the old thread, jesus.
>>8689827Holy balls that's hot.
>>8689930Some guy who frequents MLPG and Steam chat.He apparently draws but not really that much of a contributor.
>>8689930Guy from the steam chat who acts like a beta faggot ironically and likes to derail the thread with bad dragon dildo discussions.
>>8689412WAIT a MINUTE. TRIXIE WILL GIVE TWILIGHT BEAUTY IN EXCHANGE FOR INTELLIGENCE? THAT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE BIMBOFICATION.
>>8689930some guy who drew his oc getting sucked off by daftys oc
>>8689827So, Trixie is sapping Twilight's sexyness, or something? Or is Twilight giving it up? And why is she worshipping Trixie? Is she being mind-controlled? How is this transfer working?So many questions...
>>8690002>Mind controlplease yesthere isn't near enough
>>8689973That EXACTLY what it is.Woof.
>>8690002The answer is ______________________________________________________________yes______________________________________________.
>>8689930A faggot who is really annoying and edgy. He records himself talking in a fake loli voice and derails the thread. I think he tried drawing once but it looked like he was just trying to copy you.
>>8690031You better have copy/pasted all those underscores
>not using cups and shit on your tablet to draw nice circles in SAI
>>8690018>>8690024>>8690031Well, shit, more please. I am fairly erect.
>>8690062>using shit on your tabletYou damn scat fetishists
>>8690062I tried using rulers on my tablet but it's just really hard to align it properly with respect to the screen.
>>8690081I'm not a Twifag, I just like to see her mind scrambled. And the body stuff is good too.If it was MAI waifu, it would make me sad.
>>8689897How the fuck did I just fap to that?
>>8690118With your hand/s?
>>8690118by touching your penis enough
>>8690081but they're actually jacking off to twilight being mind raped by trixie.
>>8690064I was considering that every night, Twilight is allowed to lay across Trixie's lap and suckle from those perfect breasts - breasts she helped to make - clinging to her like a child, while Trixie pets her hair and tells her what a good girl she is.
>>8690124God, Mew draws such soft & cute & feminine expressions. It's so funny to see that against her saying something like that. I can only imagine it in a very soft voice.
>>8690118How could you fap to such a poorly formatted comic. They even used arrows to tell you where to go next.
>>8690064>Trixie gives Twilight a deep, passionate kiss before whispering an incantation into her ear>Twilight feels her her head go numb, briefly, before dizziness sets in>"I feel f-funny, Trixie..." she stammers before a giggle escapes her lips, her nipples firm and starting to tingle>Trixie notices immediately, and gives Twilight's growing breasts a firm squeeze, tugging those sensitive nipples
>>8690124Pls don't hurt me.
>>8690157It just hit me with a wave of boners for I don't even know what.
>>8689973>Twilight forcing her sexual essence into Trixie>Trixie stuck in a ditzy stupor as her body fills out and her lips puff up enticinglyI approve
>>8690154>>8690158Can one of them grow a big girthy cock?
>>8690181>having a big enough tablet for thatdamnit
>>8690157sometimes i cant control my dick. the all time worst comic i ever fapped to was futa twilight and futa rarity raping sweetiebelle, you know the one.
>>8690124I'll make you walk funny for a week you dumb horse
>>8690194this isnt pone
>>8690181Now make it a turkey and then maybe you can graduate kindergarten.
>>8690081That post was by a single person who doesn't like mind control/mind rape. Nobody else complained.You're alone
>>8690178Of course. And it'd be Trixie to grows it. As Twilight's tits grow bigger and her brain empties, Trixie teaches her good girl how to give a proper tit job. And after she's covered Twi's pouty lips and cleavage in her cum, she's going to pin her down and fuck her brains out. Literally, in this case.
>>8690199Not him, but my tablet is 12 by 9 inches. It's a monoprice.
>>8690181Anon, why is your hand twice the size of mine?I'm scared what monster lurks behind that post.
>>8690199it's the intuos4 mediumjuuuust large enough, though I can't get all the way in between my fingers
>>8690157>just noticed the arrowswait a minute those arrows dont even make any sense
>>8690211You know what else isn't pone?The best character on the show
Twilight becomes a Princess. How do you react?
>>8690211How can one truly be pony?
>>8690154I was thinking more along the lines of every slow, sensual orgasm Twilight gives Trixie as she mindlessly suckles her nipples and fingers her Great and Powerful cunt causes Twilight's assets to shrink, and Trixie's to growSoon you'd hardly be able to see Twilight's head amongst Trixie's giant, perky tits. Her body would be lost between her gargantuan hips and thighsbut that's just me
>>8690234>Literally, in this case.Oh me oh my....
>>8690247Twilight is wearing stockings right? And a nice collar with Trixie's cutie mark.
>>8690248I buy her a gift
>>8690248Say "welp" in the stream chatClose firefoxPlay vidya
>>8690178>>8690234>With a wave of her fingers an absolutely massive member replaces her pussy, her heavy balls aching for release once they're dangling freely>of course, even after fucking her senseless with her giant dick, it's not enough>one bored night Trixie uses her magic a different way>a heavy, drolling horsecock swings down to her knees>Twilight has a work to do
>>8690248Stop watching the showGo onto MLPG and complain about it.
NAME A PONYNAME AN ALCOHOLIC BEVERAGENAME BEST PET
>>8690296LyraWhiskeyThat fucking owl
>>8690266This is all very arousing, anon. I'm fully there now.I just wonder if there's any way to incorporate a third party into this. Namely, me.
>>8690178I'm not too into futa, I'm afraid.On the other hand, Trixie does let "Twily" please her if she's been good; licking her delicious pussy and worshiping her womanly curves with her hands and lips, while Trixie jokes that if they got caught doing this, she'd probably get in trouble for seducing a minor.
>>8690296SpitfireKraken Black Spiced RumGummy
>>8690296These posts are pointless
>>8690365W-was it me?
>>8690365This isn't your personal blog.
Greetings and salutations oh MLP General!I am but a humble writeslave, here to ask of thee a simple question. The question is this; Should I write the main character of my story as a human, or as a pony?Oh, a thousand pardons oh sa'eed ones. I have not told you of what my story is! It is a mundane tale of the mysterious and often looked over anonymous, who is you! You see, you will run a coffee shop day to day in this tale! It may not be exciting, but you do it, for it the thing you love to do.So, I await your answers, oh masterful dwellers of the internet!
>>8690365nobody cares. this isn't pone
>>8690386>tfw don't have a personal blog
>>8690266>>8690321If you start going into Age Regression, I swear I'll somehow get even harder
>>8689608bronies are such weird creatures
>>8689140>Glib glub will never revisit your favorite serieswhat is your favorite series anon
>>8690320Well, you could fuck Twilight's drooling body like nothing but a humanoid fleshlight, as that's all it has been reduced to at this point.If you're really good, you can do that with your head buried between Trixie's hot thighs, and her blue bush
>>8690370NAME A SHITPOSTERNAME A 19th CENTURY PHILOSOPHER NAME A LOCATION FROM THE SHOW
>>8690395See you're doing it againJust fuck off
>>8690367>KrakenOverpriced as hell.
>>8690334Are you The Dude?
>>8690393This is bait
>>8690393Human.Then you can publish story with only a few corrections.
>>8690292>Twi's only allowed to wear the sluttiest outfits around the house>she struts in with her high heels, her tits massive at this point, Trixie's cutie mark tattooed on her ass>she gets down on her knees and worships Trixie's heavenly cock like any good girl should>whenever she's around Trixie, her pussy drools constantly, as if just being near her Mistress is enough to make her orgasm>after Trixie's cum on and inside her so often, she reeks of Trixie's musk>Celesita hasn't seen her in months, and begins to worry...
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>>8690398>every load of cum Twilight takes makes her younger by a single years>after only a few days, Twilight is inside infancy>Twilight eventually regresses to the point where Trixie's cock acts as a pacifier, and Twilight constantly sucks it on reflex alone
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So, let me get this straight:>Trixie somehow mind-controls Twilight into being her slave.>Trixie somehow uses this power over Twilight to steal her sexiness and femininity through sexual congress, somehow.>Trixie eventually becomes like super curvy while Twilight is like skinny to the point of looking like a gangly kid.>Trixie offers Twilight her sexiness in exchange for Twilight's magic & intelligence.>Twilight accepts, and becomes a curvy bimbo.>A horsecock is involved at some point.You guys are doing well. Pushing buttons.
>Post Twixie pic>Come back an hour later to shitloads of spoilertextI like this feelingIt makes me feel powerful
>>8690448>Trixie capturing Celestia with Twilight's power>and then taking Celestia's curvesUH-HUH.
>>8690467Jim, Jenny, Jack
>>8690471>cockHow about no.
>>8690418AnonymousKarl MarxSugarcube corner>>8690467Pakani PoePenki PePanko Pre
>>8690425It's cheaper than Cap'n, matey. I'll be drinking it until something better catches my eye.>>8690410the R63 stuff was always funny but it wasn't so much a series as a bunch of different unrelated pictures... were you doing something with Fluttersy?
>>8690502trixie went futa earlier, pay attention faggot
>>8690417Oh,dear god, now we're talking.Maybe Trixie rents out braindead Twilight... Or even sells her outright.
>>8690418AnonymousHenry David ThoreauEverfree Forest
>>8690491>Celestia's curves>The curves of a gigantic Amazon of a princess>on little old Trixie
>>8690523Some anons are keeping it non-futa, actuallynon-bimbo, too.
>>8690480It's like I don't have to finish the story anymore, you guys have pretty much written it.I'm kidding, of course, I'm going to finish it.
>>8690513Well I just mean anon clearly wishes I'd continue a certain theme or subject, even if not specifically a sequential seriesjust wondering what he was talking aboutand yes
>>8690536>anonymous>shitposterThis is bait.
>>8690471Dear god, what are you doing to me?
>>8690471You had me up until the last part.I'd rather see Trixie nursing her and humming a lullaby, until Twilight finally turns into a handful of cum, which Trixie tips to her perfect, plump lips, and slowly, lovingly drinks down.
>>8690560That was bait to responding to bait which was clearly bait.
>>8690215Is this good enough?
>>8690563making you hard apparentlyyou sick fuck
>>8690246The arrows are there to confuse your mind so your boner can assume direct control.Also,the smears are just ketchup, don't worry about it.
>>8690434He is not a shit poster, he is a very nice person who tries his hardest to contribute, do you ever see any other people like him trying to contribute to discussion? No, never. I just want you all to know you are all selfish pricks who constantly want to insult me for no reason.
>>8690553>and yesIs that a permanent 'were' or is this little series in limbo?
>>8690564You just reminded me I have to leave that group.
>>8690573That's weird, anon. But I suppose it turns me on.
>>8690584This is bait
>>8690586oh shit, I forgot an important piece!
>>8690604You're a pretty funny guy. I like you.
>>8690631where's the penis
>>8690535Well sure, but that'd be after Twilight's tits and hips have been given to the even Greater and More Powerful Trixie.She might chain her up outside next to a jar with "TIPS" scribbled across it.would you still hit it, anon?
>>8690647Y-yes. Probably.I used to be a good person, you know.
>>8690631saved, printed out and put on fridge
>>8690573>Not fertilizing herself with it>Not birthing Twilight>Not stealing her youth till she's 9 or so>Not starting it all again
>>8690647a double-cross! She takes Twilight's mind AND keeps the sexy body! She's so evil, I don't know how you guys could trust her.
>>8690471>Twilight forgets her old life>She forgets everything>She begins life again as a baby girl, just her and Mama.
>>8690553o-oh jeez I didn't think you'd respondit was just a feel people seem to have about some things, I'm actually pretty satisfied
>>8690688Ho, fuck, you are a clever one.>>8690696Awww~
>>8690573>the last thing Twilight experiences before being absorbed is the most mind-numbingly beautiful and wonderful orgasms she's ever had>her soul becomes integrated into Trixie's, in an eternal state of bliss and lust, fueling Trixie even more>and then Celestia walks in, and demands Trixie tell where her student is
>>8690646what do turkey penises even look like?
>>8690688>each successive time it makes her taller, bustier, more powerful>fine muscle tone builds in her arms, her legs, and her abdomen ripples with strength>she's nearly seven feet tall now, and doesn't plan on stopping the process
i am so glad i have normal socially acceptable fetishes. it must suck being into horrifying creepy shit.
>>8690728But by this time, Trixie is far too powerful. I mean, she's taken Twilight's powers. Celestia is next, right?
>>8690675Well in that case, you know what happens if you leave a tip, right?Trixie magics Twilight's hymen back in, and her vag back to virgin tightness. She's innocent again, albeit drooling and more than a little braindead. You could probably break the chain and save her when she's like that. Pull the stake from the ground and carry her to Celestia to undo the suffering. All for just a handful of coins.But what's the fun in that, anon? You'd just wreck her body all over again, wouldn't you?
GUYS I AM CURRENTLY ON THE COMPUTER.WHAT DO.
>>8690544With bimbo ttwilight and horsecocks?
>>8690745Holy shit, you guys are pushing every single button tonight. You just don't stop, and I'm loving every second.
This hiatus is killer. Only two weeks in too.I'm going to go check out the rest of /mlp/ since I've never been there before.
>>8690762FIND A CASUAL SEXUAL PICTUREINTRODUCE CUHRAZY FETISHES
>>8690749It's definitely a mixed blessing.
>>8690755>Celestia, Luna, and Cadence get wind of what Trixie's been doing>they team up to defeat her sexually
>>8690756nah, I'd repeat the cycle a few times, making her cry in pain and despondence some, then take her away and enjoy her servile gratitude towards me for rescuing her.
>>8690756Well... I WOULD say I might try to blackmail Trixie by going to Celestia, but I am afraid of what she'd do to me.So I guess I'd just give in. I mean, it's not like she'd care anymore. Her simple new mind can only process physical pleasure.
>>8690755Well of course. But why just Celestia?Why not take Luna and Cadance too?Why not not only drain them of their minds, powers and beauty, not only turn them into bimbos, but also walk them through Canterlot on collar and leash, showing the population just how "perfect" their pretty princesses are?Why not have all three of them such her massive cock at once while she announces the Princesses' retirements, and the beginning of Queen Lulamoon's empire?
>>8690785Crazy fetishes you say
>>8690763Yes, with bimbo Twilight and horsecock curvy Trixie.
>>8690749If your fetishes are "acceptable" then I can guarantee you're not having even a fraction as much fun as us sick freaks.
>you will never give Twilight a wingjob
>>8690841I would worship her. I mean, anyone who shares so many of my depraved fetishes can't make too bad of a queen.
>>8690774>Trixie does too, custom making her clothes with magic alone to better display her figure, despite outgrowing them every so often>her tits are two shapely beach balls jutting from her body, perfect, showing no sign of sag>her lust doesn't stop growing either as no man can satisfy her properly at this point, not that she cares>she's got her four foot five loveslave at her beck and call, and now topping nearly eight feet, she can please herself every night>things are only getting tighter down there
>>8690762>>8690785SEE THAT INNOCENT PICTURE OF SWEETIE BELLE AND RUMBLE SNUGGLING?BOOMSWEETIE HAS NOW SPROUTED A COMICALLY LARGE FUTA COCK AND HAS RUMBLE BENT OVER FIRE HYDRANT WHILE HE MUFF DIVES SCOOTALOO UNTIL SHES REDUCED TO A SHUDDERING PILE OF FILLY
>>8690860Oh, man, who are you? I will want to read this.
1-2 Tabitha3-4 Larson5-6 McCarthy7-8 Libman9-0 Nicole
Hey MLPG!We got any FoE fans in here?
>>8690862I drew hips, legs, and horses today Pinkie, and I'll draw a bit more before bed.
>>8690858Has anybody re-written Romeo and Juliet with Coke Pony and Pepsi Pony where they take Mentos at the end yet?
>>8690909Sorry, Squeak, I never liked it.
>>8690749I like girls with accents. And lingerie.
>>8690903I'm pretty sure he actually does.
>>8690903"Welp, glad I wrote Magic Duel!"
>>8690877Tiny little petite and curveless Twilight & giant muscular big-tittied amazon Trixie is now my favorite fantasy threesome.
>>8690903inb4 Magic Duel 2
>>8690862Panku please, I did another animation loop last night I need a break.
>>8690901I have actually read that old bimbo story you did before ponies. Good stuff.Where will you be posting it?
>>8690928>>8690940Is a 3 way fight called a truel?
>>8690909I only really read Anywhere But Here. I was told the main story is a bit... enh.
>>8690829Trixie would come after you, anon. She could rival Celestia with her new powers. She'd crush your head between her thighs.>>8690832Who can blame you? She'd be wiggling that skinny rump as sensually as she could manage at you while you try to decide. Maybe she'd shuffle over and rub her naked body against the bulge in your pants. Best of all, when'd you finished, and her hands have dug grooves in the ground from raw pleasure, and she's once more stretched and full, you could hear Trixie laugh with her new bust size. Turns out there was still a way to milk some power out of that girl.
>>8690909I read most of it, I thinkI think I read the end, but there might be a chapter or two that came out after that I didn't botherIt wasn't the worst, I guess.
>>8690909Never actually finished it, but why are you asking?
>>8690954Aww, thanks.I'll post it on my FA and my NSFW Tumblr, but if you have recommendations for posting it elsewhere, let me know.
>>8690963Good god almighty...It's so wrong and evil. Is there no hope at all?
Do Google employees masturbate to statistics data?Do they like it raw?
>>8690909Don't think so.
>>8690993the sex is joke
>>8691006Thanks anon, biggest laugh I got today.
Magic Duel is still a shit episode.Horrible conclusion and a fanfiction tier premise.The only thing that could have made it worse was if Trixie had actually become talented.
Rarity acquiring eternal butt-stink
>>8690920>>8690951>>8690962Hmm darn, not many. Well I got bored today and made an audio short in that universe. The main thing you need to know is that in Foe there are things called Ghouls, which are like zombies, except some retain their minds and memories...though they can go feral.
>>8691003Of course not. You'd better worship your queen while she's still planning the overthrow, because everyone that didn't help her is against her.
>>8690696>"Momsy will take good care of you... my precious, little sparkle~"
>>8691028I know what a ghoul is, I play the games.
>>8691028Oh and derp, here's the linkhttps://soundcloud.com/squeak-anon-1/once-in-a-blue-moon-final
>>8690909did... people actually read that sincerely?
>>8691031For a second I though that png was blushing.
>>8691025Anon stuffing his face between those cheeks and inhaling deeply.
>>8691028I'll still listen to it.
>>8691021It was my favorite episode of season 3. That should tell you how bad season 3 was.
>>8691046My fetishIs anyone capping this Twixie greentext?
>>8691042Some retards actually buy hard copies.
>>8691029>You'd better worship your queen while she's still planning the overthrowIn what capacity can I serve, anon?>everyone that didn't help her is against her.And how, dare I ask, shall they be punished?
>>8691025>>8691046Hey, guys we have a thread for this now.>>8689591
>>8691025>>8691046YES>>8691062I can cap it later. It's 1:30 here and I'm pretty much brainded.
>>8691062I'm not. You should do it.
>>8691074>playing Diablo 3>on purpose
>>8690909>FoE>o>Fall out EquestriaOh my God, it's one word you stupid idiots.
>>8691092Path of exile is what Diablo 3 should have been.
>>8691118still boring but with more passives
>>8691028you should take this to the fallout equestria threadthey'd like that>>8677907
>>8691028>>8691041I'll give it a listen in a few.
So, I'd like to see all this Twilight and Trixie stuff capped pretty soon here. All of it. I am willing to pay you in boners.
>>8691076Kissing the ground she walks on(both literally and figuratively), luring innocent, well-endowed girls into her clutches, and pumping loads into those that she's done with. You'll be rewarded nicely when it's over. >PunishmentI don't know anon, how would you see fit to punish those against the Great and Supreme Trixie?
>>8691046>Rarity gets all embarrassed over her disgusting body odor, her thick off-white pucker clenching up and her darkened pussy moistening up as you take deep breaths between her plush cheeks>Deciding to tempt fate, you lean in and lick around her clenched ring of flesh, feeling it pulsate and tighten as your tongue runs along the rim of the squishy hole
brb gotta drop a deuce
>>8691041I like itThe audio logs and the like were the most interesting part of FoE to me, because they were the thing that I liked most in the games, trying to put together a puzzle of what happened based on recordings and journals and whatnot.Sounds really good though, it better than the kind of thing you'd expect here in a real fallout game
>>8691187I guess I can't say no to an offer like that. Even if it's wrong. There's no going back.As for punishment, I suppose it would depend on how much power she's accumulated as the new queen. Perhaps making them yearn for the presence of their queen, even just a touch, but being locked away or some shit, I don't know. I'm bad at ideas.
>FoE talkNo, I don't want that.
>>8691205Thanks Roogna! That's a high compliment. It's good to see you by the way.
>>8691201Thanks taffy horse!
>TLPS cameos as suits in season 4How do you feel about this?
>>8691076>>8691029>>8690963>>8691003>Trixie absorb's Celestia's powers>She becomes a literal Goddess of Love and Sex and Beauty.>One woman dares to say she's more beautiful than Trixie>She has that beauty taken from her>When Trixie is done, the woman's golden, curly hair is limp and brown, her face plain, her once heavenly body just the same.For her faithful, loving service, Trixie returns Twilight's sexual essence, plus a little extra.>the moment their lips touch, Twilight is rocked by a feeling like a thousand orgasms at once as her body blossoms into an image of feminine beauty beaten only by Trixie herself, the transformation stopping only when her new breasts push her away enough to break the kiss.
>>8691234Are you sure..
>>8691248Why is beauty-draining so arousing to me? Not like turning them into old women, but into skinny, mousy girls. I wonder.
>>8691237Hey Squeak, do you read any other fics? You know of any good horror ones?
>>8691254what the fuck, what's that image from? haha~
>>8691237Good to know you're still kickin', too.>>8691259Isn't that one supposed to be completely separate 'universe' from the original?
>>8691248I wonder, would giving back Twilight's intelligence be a bad idea? I think so. Maybe just give it all back for a second so she can remember with horror everything that's happened. And then cloud her mind over again. Maybe repeat this every night or something.
you guys request femanon x stallion a lot, and I never see it, so I gave it a shoti probably made big mac too big
>>8691345That looks like rat girl, anon.
>>8691339>Implying Twilight didn't join her willingly
>>8691345Bigger is better
>>8691093Fallout is usually abbreviated FO>>>/vg/27745008
>>8691345That's nice, yes, but you are right. You've made Mac roughly the size of a small horse instead of a pony.
>>8690862i already drew 10 pages of grindy shit todaybut i am drawing anyway so get wrekt
>>8691345Show us how big next time. I want to see her experience some bulge.
>>8691305I don't tend to partake of horror, but if you like Doctor Whooves, check out anything and everything by Paleo Prints.
>>8691345I am currently masturbating to this.
>>8691418 i have a shitbox comp that doesn't stream very well, and if i do stream I have to use sai and can't listen to music
I know what I'm posting the next time someone posts Anne Frank.
>>8691436Jacking or Jilling?
>>8691382i like big stallions
>>8691449Then make them big where it counts. Show some bulge.
>>8691473Yeah, like i could actually draw a realistic female human body
>>8691449I like small stallions with big parts.
>>8691493Oh hey sb, keep up the good work
>>8691436We still need that picture of Dash saying something like thisone that isn't half-assed
>>8691436>>8691452Aaaaand I came.
>>8691493I like young colts with absurdly oversized parts.
>>8691493Really anything with the word "big."Or "small" for that matter.
>>8691503>not edging for at least half an hour
What are your opinions on this pony?
>>8691503Thanks for the update
>>8691503Congratulations. You win a free obese pony. No returns or refunds.
>Have thing for Twixie>Have thing for tits>Have thing for size difference>Have thing for bimbofication>Have thing for mind rape>Have thing for growth>Have thing for BE>Post picture on a lark>Get shitloads of greentext without even prompting itThanks MLPGMake sure you cap all this by the time I get backOr better yet be still going when I get back
>>8691503Nanaki pls go
>>8691508Those things EA "wrote" are fun
>>8691531Fuck you, she's my waifu.you can't have her.
>>8691522FUCK. That's my fetish. ...Guess I gotta fap.
Best part of the show
>>8691544No, she's mine goddamnit. And now she can give me glorious winghugs.
>>8691533>not the .gif>not the .swf with sound
>>8691520I'd put my dick in it.
>>8691522>you will never rescue a thankful fat Braeburn from the awful people who have been forcefeeding him for weeks
>>8691562I'LL FIGHT YOU
>>8691563AGAIN!? Really Scootaloo, you've got a problem.
>>8691345I like this.
>>8691569>forcefeeding and doing conditioning>he's very "thankful"
>>8691573Why don't we join forces and fight this guy >>8691567
Think of your favorite pony.They just delivered your pizza. Do you tip them?
>>8691563I think scootaloo needs to get her prostate examined
>>8691533>you will never do that to braeburned
>>8691585Oh no!Now she's doing it out her eyes!Someone get some paper towels!
>>8691585it's okay squirt, you'll grow out of it. someday.
>>8691557what do you like about it?
>>8691600Nope, I tell her that the tip is in the bed room
>>8691600Did they get my order right?
>>8691600Well... I do give her a tip.Maybe not the kind you're thinking of though.I mean the tip of my penis.
>>8691600I would give Twilight the tip
>>8691557I like how she can do these thing and still look innocent.
>>8691529Wasn't me.>>8691527You and I are officially bros.You sparked my motivation to finish this story.Thank you, stay awesome.
>>8691591I'll fight both of you
>>8691620what an attractive horse girlI would sure like to put my penis inside her vagina that she has.
>internet goes down AGAIN for some fucktarded reason>can't pony for TWO WHOLE HOURSHOLY FUCK, THIS IS WORSE THAN A METH ADDICTIONSOMEONE PLEASE KILL ME
>>8691618God damn that picture is so fucking cute
>>8691648She's got one of those.And some more things.
>>8691628I love things like this.More.
>>8691620>implying the deliver mare makes the things
>>8691662What other things?Tell me!!!
>>8691600Why not? Though I would be curious as to how they drove
>>8691591What? Just being honest. You can have her I'm just saying she's one sexy pony.
>>8691678Extra pepperoni and meatballs.
>>8691686anon plsmy autism can't handle it
>>8691654FUCK YOU MY INTERNET WAS DOWN FOR A WEEK AND A HALF
>>8691693OoooohThat sounds tasty.
>>8691618Damnit speedy cloud I told you no, you'll get fat.
>>8691600>"HERE YOU GO MISTER! ONE LARGE TANDOORI CHICKEN PIZZA, ONE LARGE REUBEN PIZZA, AND A TWO-LITER OF JULMUST!">"OH, AND YOUR GARLIC BREAD, TOO!">It's not Christmastime>You don't live in Sweden
>>8691693Plus a few gallons of complimentary fill-you-full filling.And some delicious dairy beverage to wash it all down with.
>>8691533...so am I the only one who noticed?
>>8691723I think I may have requested this pictureBut I may have been really drunk
>>8691736I thought that was the point, kind of.Like, aside from fapping to it.That's the joke, I guess.Man, did I waste a lot of time with that game though.
MLPG pls it's 2AM and everyplace is closed. Stop making me want pizza.
>>8691736Probably. I closed it as soon as I saw the giant horsecock. That said I'd totally rail a female pony on top of a pinball machine.
How do they DO that?
>>8691707HOW DID YOU NOT BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN IN RAGE
>>8691736Nah, I did that reference on purpose
>>8691765I used to play Epic Pinball back on Windows 98.
>>8691772>not owning a 24 hour dominos
>>8691754>tfw read it in her voice
>>8691780LEDs are tiny fuckers.
>>8691784Good, it gave me a laugh.
>>8691772>tfw going to get pizza nowSuck it amerifat
>>8691772>not storing pizza everywhere in case of pizza emergency
oh yeah, someone wanted this
>>8691808>I'm going to shove calories in my face, fatty
>>8691754You raised my hopes and destroyed them in one fell swoop.Well done anon.
>>8691772Are you sure about that, anon? I am sure we can do something together~
>>8691687Fair enough. And yes, yes she is. Her new pretty wings are just an upgrade.
>>8691565>tfw listening to brae's moansunf
>>8691736>not crystal caliburnIt's shit
>>8691724>Whenever the pizza place gets a crank call, they put Derpy on the delivery>Somehow, she always brings them exactly what they ordered.
>>8691842wings are nice
Why didn't you save her?
>>8691565Th-that's a thing? Please tell me you have a link or know where I can find it.
>>8691863Because dogs are gross.
>>8691816Thank youI doubt I'll ever use it myself but just knowing it's out there and ready for other people to use warms my heart
>>8691863is this supposed to be grimderp LPS uncanny valley?
>>8691879I thought it was referring to Fullmetal Alchemist.
>>8691816>>8691875I know I'll be using it every day.
>>8691867Really?http://braeburned.com/post/37316111354/braeburned-gardenofedef-its-my-birthdayyeah i did the voice acting whoopee
>>8691863Oh jesus fuck, why would you post that?Nina ;_;
>>8691873you are gross
>>8691886I'm pretty sure it was.
>>8691886winner winner chicken dinner
>>8691861What in equestria are you drinking, Twilight?
>>8691898No not again, fucking raining in my house.
>>8691816>filenameshit nigga that's funny
>>8691910Her RDA of purple
>>8691861Anon.Nice doesn't even BEGIN TO DESCRIBE THEM.WINGS ARE GLORIOUS
does anyone have the pic of human Trixie eating the fish from the fridge?
I want to become a drifter by the name of Dodgy Dan
>>8691900UNTZ UNTZ UNTZ
>>8691896Yeah really, I somehow missed this entirely. Thankyou!
>>8691943That dog okay?
>>8691943That bike okay?
>>8691953no problem!hope you like it
>>8691863i would have if i could have believe me
>>8691940>not a hitchhiker named Kai
>>8691943Is the road okay?
>>8691959Metal gear backpack
>>8691959Nothing like watching a robot panic and flip it's shit.
>>8691800I wish I knew someone clever with crafty things like that.
>>8691994I cringe every time I watch that.
>>8691975Is there another sfw in the works? I'd like another.
>>8691910>Rarity is such a slut, every liquid looks like semen to her
>>8691961Stop that Wolf Banana, you're not allowed to have fun too
>>8691988It has no concept of panic. It was off-balance so it tried to right itself on slick terrain.It didn't topple over so we can safely conclude it fulfilled its function.
>>8691994That dog died btw.
>>8692008I didn't animate it! It was Edef. It's really his choice what he animates
>>8692013B-but I like having fun
>>8691816Why is Rainbow Dash a duck
>>8692018is he okay?
>>8692017No shit, that doesn't mean that's not what it looks like.
>>8692037Because she's horse-sized
>>8692026Well I know that, but I was wondering if he had ideas in mind. Oh well.
>>8692053I dunno! I don't keep up with him too closely
>sethisto will never fuck your ass
>>8692042All dogs go to heaven.
>>8692082Does that mean all cats go to Hell?
brae, video of you taking your chance when?
>>8692087It was pretty heavily implied in the sequel that hell is run by cats.
>tfw went to unicon>tfw meet a girl with luna T-shirt>ate some dinner with her and chatted for like an hour or 2>Didn't get a way to contact her>just now realize lost opportunity;_;Only remember she lives near AZ
>>8692087Yes.That's why hell is better.
>>8692116Wow good job faglord
>>8692107there's no way i'm linking you guys that
>just drank a cup of coffe>was ready to stay up all night>out of nowhere>eyes are heavy and feel sleepynooooooooooooooooooooo
>>8692107>Brae will never take a picture of his Chance with lines marked off from where he was able to take it over time
>>8692125>linking>it's uploaded somewhere>only a matter of time
>>8692125>it exists>there's basically no way to find itson of a whore
>>8692116Well at least you aren't Nathan.
>>8692116Get EqD to post a news story trying to find her
>>8692116epic fail tard butt.
>>8692129He's already said that he's hilted it
>>8692116You chatted an hour or two and you didn't find out her name or number? What the fuck?You dun goofed
>>8692107fuck off attention whore
>>8692125why not?I mean really, everyone here already knows you're gay and they've likely seen the pics from you at that con
>>8692125brae pls. pls.
>>8692156Haha, wtf?It's cruel but I don't know why I laughed. There's something pathetic there for both parts.
>>8692116>Not locking down her digitsnigga
>>8691836Delicious cheesy pizza
>>8692155Now all he needs to do is flip it over and shove it in base-first, so hes got a floppy horse cock dangling out his ass
>>8692125Hey brae did you make it out okay from the riveara?
>>8692116She isn't a pony anon.Nothing of value was lost.
Stop supporting the attention whore.
Draw prompt day 5 - Fantasy being thingamajingI probably took the laziest way out of this one, but I'm in a hurry today so oh well.
>>8692156>Nanaki enters mlpg.gif
>>8692203Maybe we could talk about the things you like to shove up YOUR ass, anon. Like sticks and bugs.
>>8692197uh, yeahthe vendors had a full 3 hours to get packed up and we had plenty of help from the con staff and security. they were incredibly helpful and the con parties afterwards made up for any miscommunications and confusions that happened earlier in the day. sandi contacted me today about getting me payment on my t-shirts, and she's sent the moeny order to me. i had a great time at the con and people are being ridiculous
be careful, she's a wild one
>>8692231So how poorly did toxic mario sell?
>>8692220>Ross enters mlpg.gifftfy
Hey what is the ring on the middle of the horsecock for?
>>8692231How much munny?
>>8692231ur bein ridiculous
>>8692218>hands and chest of a human>cock of a horseCould this be Lyra's ideal mate?
>>8692227Can't we talk about the things ponies like to stick up their asses instead?
>>8692156Feels batman, I didn't realize an hour or two went by, the talking just made the time slip away
>>8692240>that cleft>she's winked it straight into her vagina
>>8692241Aha, apparently not well. I went to dinner with him and some other guys though. You were right; the guy just does not stop talking.
>>8692240Because I drew them on.
>>8692240I'd like this picture but with a diaper instead.
>>8692246Pure pony pleasure???
>>8692246Horse dicks sorta slide out like a telescope.
>>8692257my sides have entered the 4th dimension
>>8692247Made a bit of profit, but I go for cons more for the people than anything else
>>8692283Yeah but you said that the other night BEFORE this t-shirt biznes.
>>8692273>Luna asks if you'd like to go stargazing
>>8692246It's the danger markerAny deeper and it ruptures your anal passage
>>8692289Oh, I didn't really sell the t-shirts. The con did, I just did the design so I got a little bit of commission from them
>>8692116you doodle now irl
>>8692297>not having a vagina to put it in
>>8692306HahahaHe probably was a jerk
>>8692240You have to draw Lyra and anon sleeping together.Except anon was originally sleeping alone and Lyra jumped on top of him.
>>8692307>putting non-living things in your vagina
>>8692307but what if you do
>>8692307It's actually easier to take things deeper anally than vaginally.
>>8692306How hard can it be for one donkey to find another in a country that is 99% ponies?
>>8692327i will tomorrow
>>8692334That's enough 4chan for tonight.
Select your cuddle buddy. You may only choose one. Make a wise decision.
>>8692332Then you're lying to me you two faced piece of shit.
>>8692342oh gosh thank you
>>8692347Trefoil. I'm a sucker for shortbread.
>scratching cat under chin>he closes his eyes and extends his neck forward>total bliss>suddenly imagine doing same to poneNEW FETISH ACQUIRED!
>>8692347>berry munchAre her jimmies as eternal as they look?
>>8692347Samoa is best cookie.
>>8692347Samoa and Tagalong
>>8692347Oh god... Do-Si-Do is cute. I love the spindly body and she'd probably have a cute lisp from the braces....But I have to give it to Berry Munch. I can't resist those cheeks and those eyes.
>>8692347Tagalongs are my favorite cookies, but Berry Munch there looks like fun to give a squeeze
What fantasy creature should I draw, MLPG?
>>8692347>no Thin Mint
>>8692347TrefoilLook at all dem badges
>>8692372anon a cat is not fine too
>>8692347>no thin mintFUCKING DROPPED
>>8692387Draw hydra or naga.
>>8692347Seriously, why are they all yellow and orange?
>>8692189Interacting with her must be quite an experience
>>8692387A thri-kreen or a kobold