How can we make ponies even cuter than they are?
by making them Rarity
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Best pony winks at youWut do?
Can it Still be SoarinJack Time?
ImpossibleYou just have to put them in more cute situations
>>8637120Talk to her.what does that have to do with applejack though?
That was close, I almost posted this thread on /co/ before I realized. It wouldn't be the first time.
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>>8637136It's been more than a yearhow are you not accustomed yet?
>>8637120Tell Twilight to stop fooling around and get studyin
>>8637112...That wouldn't even be possible!It's not like the con was responsible for every single attendee's hotel room. And it's not like the hotel can kick out every single person that came there for a certain event. Everyone was in charge of their own rooms except for some certain special package holders who bought it through the con. Mostly brony musicians. Even then, the fees they had to front are being reimbursed
G-Guys, stop wasting your time here. We're on hiatus.
>>8637079By making them japanese lolis in cute outfits.
>>8637152I dash Rainbow Love
Add blush, a demure look in their eyes, a compromising position, and a big giant slippery horsecock.
>>8637105Bless the Marker and Its posting. Bless the coming and going of It. May Its passage cleanse the thread. May It keep the thread for Its purpose.
>>8637159>More than a yearI just now realize this
>>8637164It's MY body.
>>86371591. I don't make new threads too often.2. I still visit /co/ very frequently and automatically click the /co/ link at the bottom of the page out of habit.
>>8637164I don't know where else to go
>>8637171No, I love Rainbow Cute.
>3d printed discorddo want.
what does fapping feel like while stonedwhat does fapping to pone feel like while stoned
>>86372033d printingthe way of the future.And the future is looking free man.
>>8637205Like normal fapping, but fuzzier.
>>8637208She makes a very cute personhorse.
>>8637212I would lick twilight's butt non-sexually
>>8637208It's definitely a step in the wrong direction.
>>8637225I would lick and kiss and sniff and squeeze and poke and rub and generally bury my face in Twilight's butt, very sexually.
>>8637209Except for the cost of materials and primer/paint/finish
>>8637229>using my expressions for your expression practicet-thanks
>>8637120give her the maregasm of her life
>>8637239pony is not for sexual though
>Rarity>Raritee>Maritee>Manitee>ManateeConcidence?I think not.
>>8637121That is the crackest ship of which I have ever heard.
>>8637229BE EXPRESSIVE, ANON! YOU CAN DO IT!
>>8637241I meant free as in freedom to print whatever you want. I'm gonna go print myself a scary black cop killing rifle and some baby seeking boolits.
>>8637257so you're saying she's a cow
>>8637205Pretty much the same, just more intense. Sense of touch gets amplified a lot, and the orgasm is a lot more intense.
>>8637269But those need to be made of specific materials, you can't just use modeler's plastic.
>>8637202I want to dash with Rainbow MakeOut
>>8637280A sexy plump beautiful fancy cow of the sea with a cute voice and nice floppy titties~
>>8637152Me toogolly what a cute horse...I've got a problem
>>8637290>some kind of face-sock>dog tagsWhy is this image?
>>8637229>not 100% organic USDA certified prime BEEF
>>8637290I want to bow into Dash cum rain
>>8637254y-you're welcomeI'll try to get better, sensei>>8637261but I as a person only ever use like 3, maybe 4 expressions
goddamnitSomeone posted this in a previous thread, and I know that I drew the picture this guy is using as a wallpaper, but even I can't remember what piece it's from
Just something quick for the MLPG draw event day 3, since my net bork'd for a little while.
>>8637287You can.But they break after a few rounds.
>I’ve lost a few followers over the last week, I assume it’s because too many rats and not enough pony. I’m sorry. Sometimes I need a little break.>Here’s my submission to yesterdays challenge prompt. It’s Kraut’s alarm pony. I don’t like this drawing at all.Poor guy.
>>8637303Cause it's cute
>>8637255>maregasmthere's something about this word that I really like
>>8637323should have made a second tumblr for that stuff
>>8637309>but I as a person only ever use like 3, maybe 4 expressionsWell, whatever you want to do anon. Don't limit yourself!
>>8637311It's Spike right?I tried browsing through your stuff but couldn't place it either.
>>8637328I think it's the 'gasm' part.And also the 'mare' part.That's what I like about it.
>>8637322this pony is even gayer than braeburned.
>>8637340>>8637328It's a very woody word
>>8637340It's gotten to the point where I get a twitch just from hearing the word "mare".
>>8637337That's not spike though, that's a pony
>>8637261>tfw even if you get better at subtle expressions, they'll probably just find something else to pick at you on, if they don't just turn it into a running joke, regardless of how well you draw.
>>8637348Graham Chapman, pls go.
>>8637358It's not about what they think of you, anon, it's about getting better!
>season 4>mane 5 have aged>show what their lifes played out like>cmc grown upwould watch/10
>>8637371no, fuck that
Some artist seriously needs to fill this out
Should I ink this and stuff when I have the chance?
>>8637358like yoshisano's "style"
Did you invade anyone today, mlpg?
>>8637323He shouldn't be sad about losing followers. If they only like him for the pone, it's their loss, not his.
>>8637376Ciircuit already did with Chrysalis.
>>8637381I invaded your waifu with my dick
>>8637378Oh for sureI'll post it whenever the janitor deletes something I make
>>8637381No, Demon's Souls terrifies me.
>>8637376Oh! Oh! Me!Pick me!
>>8637368That's what I keep trying to remind myself.Although sometimes it kinda stings to post something you've been working on for a long time, just to see the same "fat faces" "bland." "You can't draw faces." and the fact few if any of them ever go into any detail leads me to believe they're just being Anon.
>>8637378Sure!When do you think it will come in the mail?
>>8637383I often think that the only reason a lot of our people draw ponies is because no one would care about what they draw otherwise. A lot of our contributors seem to do a lot better with nonpone subjects.
>>8637378glad i saved it before it was baleeted.although i think it might be late enough...
I need to work on my writing. Give me a subject and I'll start a quest thing.
>>8637340Is it possible to have an orgasm fetish? I think I've got it
>>8637393I always post this.Funny thing is, it almost never gets deleted when it's posted, even when I did the original in a DING DON DERETU holocaust.
>>8637418ponies having a tea party
>>8637403Well, why not talk to people who's faces you admire and ask for advice? I sometimes bug people who have particular strengths that I admire.
>>8637407The only thing I can ever draw is pone, but I'm trying to diversify. But pone is still fun.
>>8637420Giving them, you mean? I know I have far more fun pleasing someone and watching their reaction than I do actually having sex myself.
>>8637257>Obama>Hbama>Hiama>Hitma>Hitla>Hitle>HitlerConcidence?I think not.
>>8637418Get to itshotgun to the face
>>8637432I did. Rose says she can't draw faces either.
Why would they put this face in a pony porn comicI can't jerk to this face, it's too adorable
>>8637418swallowing twilight's candy horse semenand her candy-flavored piss too.
>>8637451I think I have a female ejaculation fetish.
>>8637454>Art-Anon>Drt-Anoy>Det-Anpy>Der-Npy>Der-Py>DerpyI'll bet art anon has a cute bottom.
>>8637468You shouldn't be fapping to ponies anyways.You should be loving and cuddling them.
>>8637432>bugging peopleI once tried bugging a few people out of interest, but I had gotten polite yet indifferent replies. That being said, it's probably just me, so I guess it's at least worth a try. I wouldn't expect anything though. Just hope for the best
>>8637432>>8637403>>8637465ask applesarcum, or sweetsing, or whatever he's called now.he does good faces.or even darknek0gami
>>8637465Well, shit, it IS kind of annoying when that happens.
>>8637484But they're not real.
>>8637483And a heart of gold.
>>8637452about to sneeze made me laugh so hard, just because of that corner sun for no reason
>>8637468Sauce?captcha: irmcted friendshipTHE CAPTCHA DEMANDS IT
>>8637484B-b-but pony for sexual!
>>8637451Not even thatJust the faces, the sounds, the body language, I dunno>>8637474I know for a fact I do, unf
>>8637483For some reason, I imagined this as some kind of TF sequence of a little bearded dwarf into Derpy.
>>8637500>no reasonIt's called the Photic Sneeze Reflex.It happens to me whenever I step outside on a bright day.
>>8637500>for no reasonIf you have to force a sneeze, staring at a light helps
>>8637497They're real, anon.They're real in your heart, and in your dreams.
>>8637522I can't cuddle my heart anon.and I don't dream of pony.
>Braeburned>Hraeburned>Huaeburned>Huseburned>Husbburned>Husbaurned>Husbanrned>Husbandne>HusbandoIt was meant to be.
>>8637532Futa is yummy, I like you bdf.
>>8637532Those balls look a bit too squished.
>>8637483>LK>LK>LK>LK>Harry PotterI see what you guys mean now
>>8637532I can enjoy this
>>8637487hey, looks like you should ask >>8637532about drawing facesbecause hot damn those faces are sexy. too bad i'm all fapped out for the day.
>Circle>TherestofthefuckingponyHoly shit guys
>>8637536Just like the dark side to attempt to crush peoples spirits and hearts.
>>8637549wait, those are her balls?yeah, they're definitely not that soft. if anything her plump posterior should be smooshed on the ground and her heavy sack should just be lying about on the floor.
Odds: drawEvens: sleepDoubles: start an animationTripples: start an animation and work on it until its finished
>>8637532I thought that was a BD dildo going into her pussy at first.
Why is she so purple /co/?
Do you like this pone?
>>8637532>(Dead)well, that was fast.
>>8637594it all makes sense>>8637592she's alright
>>8637205Really good, you cum with the force of 1000 suns, it's ideal for edging.
>>8637592No, I don't like Jappleack.
>>8637589Why is /co/ so purple she?
>>8637589She's not even that purple
>>8637594there's girls that can rock your world, and then there's girls that can blow it the fuck away.she's the second one.
>>8637589Because she' cute and smart and sexy and she's the best pony
>>8637630Dash shut up and come to bed.
>>8637544Kevinsano is better husbando
>>8637631She'll make you see stars and curl your toes
>>8637592She used to be my favorite pony, and I still enjoy seeing episodes focused on her.
>>8637465I spent a lot of time studying Rose's faces, although I never wanted it to look like I was outright copying hers. Now I'm pretty happy with my faces most of the time. I guess I need to start working on my everything else some more.
>>8637630Name a pony purpler
Which pony is objectively the best?
>Derpy and Sweetie and Pinkie>Terpy and Sweetie and Pinkik>Thrpy and Sweetie and Pinkck>Thepy and Sweetie and Pinick>Theyy and Sweetie and Pidick>They and Sweetie and Pi dick>They aand Sweetie and Py dick>They arnd Sweetie and my dick>They ared Sweetie ant my dick>They are Sweetie want my dick>They are rweetie a want my dick>They are reeetie an want my dick>They are reaetie and want my dick>They are realtie and want my dick>They are realti and want my dick>They are realt and want my dick>They are real and want my dick
>>8637669I nominate Rainbow Dash because she is the best flyer.
>>8637657>tfw you're deeply in love with Twilight and hope to dream about her every night
>>8637669Your least favorite pony.
>>8637669Chocolate pony.he's pretty much an object.
>>8637647she knows every dirty trick in the book. she wrote the damn book.
>>8637683I nominate Dash because she's a cutie.
>>8637701Ronbow Dosh u r colorblind
https://gitorious.org/bsnes/bsnes/trees/patches/snesshaderIs gitorious down for anyone else to? I wanted some files.
>>8637656I still think it's better for people who didn't really start drawing until later in life.I didn't have any guidance or information as a kid, and just drew drew drew. I picked up stuff everywhere, and my style now is more or less an amalgamation of everything I watched as a kid. Unfortunately, it's pretty tough to break free of these burned-in habits, but on the bright side I think I do okay when it comes to directly emulating the style of others.
if people were wondering how a con ran out of money1. it's vegas! everything's expensive as fuck2. it was at a union hotel. They charged out the ass for everything; sound guys, panel rooms, even a couple thousand for the little black ropes that keep registration lines seperated3. this con had more VA's, musicians, and special guests then multiple cons of the past combined. They wanted to make the biggest, best con they could, but couldn't deliver4. Tara strong, andrew francis, and maybe a few other va's, insisted on staying at a seperate hotel , in much more expensive penthouse suites. 5. The attendence level was much lower than expected. about a little more than half of the attendence level expected showed up
>>8637699She fucks herself with the book.
>>8637695Chocolate pones you say
>>8637669Well, Celestia is objectively the most important, not necessarily best though.
>>8637722They didnt run out of money. They never had it to begin with. They only raised a fraction of the con's cost, enough to make the down payment to the hotel. They expected to make the rest of the money on the first day of the con. Clearly this didnt happen.
>>8637750That ties in with low attendance a bit.
>>8637747Man.. If Sweetie Belle had her voice and personality from the show, I don't even care. I would cuddle THIS one, even.
What would your dream MLP:FiM game be? What genre, platform?
>>8637747>chest boobsrealistic style my ass
>>8637669Bluefast hands down.
>>8637747HoiHoi's stuff is pretty okay when there's no prolapsing horse holes involved
>>8637483>>8637498>>8637517Oh, you guys.I'm gonna get some sleep now.I have a job fair to go to tomorrow.
>>8637683>>8637704I nominate Dash because she is the hero Ponyville deserves.
No timely response. Was banned. Sorry Sorry forgot about the nsfw rule. On 4chan. Of all places.Anyways regarding the penis. I tried. I just wanted to give those balls and everything some weight. I think I added too much weight.>>8637720I personally think its better if you started at a younger age. You develop your love for drawing.
>>8637793Oh dear lord, I would make her my mare.
>>8637791THEN IT IS DECIDEDSPEEDY SOFTHOOVES IS OBJECTIVELY BEST PONY
>>8637793But prolapsing horse holes are best horse holes!
>You will never be loved by MLPG
>>8637796night and luck.
>>8637782A fantasy rpg that's team basedLike FFOn the PC
>>8637418Twilight builds a shrink ray.
busty mare teats
>>8637805>You develop your love for drawing.I suppose that is true. I don't think I've ever had one of these existential crises where I consider quitting altogether like some of the other artists. I guess each scenario comes with its own advantages and disadvantages.
>>8637822>All the human ponies have normal skin tones>Except Rarity who is completely pure white
>>8637782Katawa shoujo....or animal crossing
>>8637834Don't you know Rarity's a mime?
>>8637782A rhythm game.
HEY HEY HEY
>>8637841>PataponyWHOO WHOO WHOO YAY!
>>8637812>softhoovesCan I touch them ?
Time for bed.
>>8637854is it me or does that bed look like sweetie belle?
>>8637816more like >I will never be loved
>>8637853I wonder if human Dash would have nice soft feet. I imagine they'd be small. And she'd be nervous about you touching them, but she'd probably let you if you were close.
>>8637853careful, they're very sensitive
>>8637853You can try.
>>8637854I DON'T WANNA!
>>8637858Looks more like flitter.
>>8637854>that's not how you use a bed you dumb horse
>>8637822This is good. You know that the ponies' personalilties are just general archetypes/cliches right? Anyone can just take those personality types, give them new names, new hair, and bam you have something original that you can legally market. Why don't more people do this?
>>8637782A Banjo-Kazooie style platformer with a little Legend of the Mystical Ninja Starring Goemon thrown in.Quirky, fun, doesn't take itself too seriously. Great music and silly level designs.
>>8637805Starting young means you get through your crappy period before you learn to be self-conscious about sucking. But a disciplined adult can make more significant strides in a much shorter period of time.
>>8637789She's right. Even if she's a bit of a bitch. VA's and Staff are going to want to have some kind of assurance that the cons are better organized.
>>8637890You can do that with any character ever made
http://archive.heinessen.com/k/thread/14997172#p14997270>there's a "braeburned" namefag in /k/i wonder if he knows
>>8637892>Starting young means you get through your crappy periodOr not.
>>8637782Call of Duty with ponies so I could listen to the autism on mic.
>>8637889Who are you calling dumb?
>>8637902inb4 it's the same guy
>they got it signedaaaaaah i wonder if she got it
>>8637887I bet she loves snuggling under a nice warm duvet.
So.... DayZ got a new item food via patch. Uh... well, I guess that's one way to giving a nod to a comunity.
>>8637930>you asked for itDammit, /v/!
>>8637930Dayz is now a game I will not be getting it.
>>8637872Dont worry, I will just tickle them.
>>8637699Would she offer "stress relief" services for a reasonable price, using her fellatio skills to reduce stress in clients and help them cope with their fears? It's all business of course, but she pulls out all the stops, slowly and sensually running her tongue from base to head, tracing around the corona, lapping at your frenulum, and tonguing the urethra while suckling slowly and gently.She draws it out as long as she can, bringing you almost to breaking point, then slowing down and working painfully slow to bring you back up again, every lick done as precisely and expertly as possible, until she takes your head into her mouth and circles around your with her tongue. Her suckling slowly increases in intensity and pace sending pulsing waves of pleasure across every inch of your manhood, each one more intense than the last, every throb increasing in pressure until you're sure you'll explode. When she can tell you're close, she suckles hard on your tip, flicking her tongue against you until you finally explode into her mouth, releasing the unbearable pressure in your balls as every thick rope of your seed shoots straight into the back of her throat.
>>8637930I think their user base probably decreased a might
>>8637928it would be so cozyfuck am I tired>tfw cold empty bed
>>8637901>You can do that with any character ever madeNo duh.Which makes me wonder why they're so diehard about making MLP:FiM fanfics/arts/etc. Just do something original.It's more honest that way. We see artists making their long fan fic storylines that have got fuck all to do with the show and are a completely different tone, with the characters written totally different.
>Dash is reluctant to read, as she considers it a hobby for "eggheads".>Stuck in hospital for days, she figures she may as well give it a go.>The adventures of Daring Do capture her attention almost immediately.>Without realizing it, she's utterly captivated by the story, thoroughly enjoying every word.>She is delighted to discover that she actually loves reading!>She is horrified by the fact that, by her own logic, this makes her an "egghead".>Suddenly, she feels a heavy pressure deep within her skull.>The worst headache she's ever experienced crashes down upon her all at once.>The pressure in her head builds heavier and heavier, until she honestly believes she might die of the pain.>It almost feels as though her eyes are going to explode.>Her nose and ears start gushing blood, and still the pressure grows.>She lets out a loud, strained scream as she can't handle the pain any longer.>She blacks out.>Dash awakens later, she has no idea how long she's been out.>She tries to lift her head, but experiences great difficulty.>She finally manages to balance her head face-forward, but her neck is quickly bend to the side as she isn't strong enough to keep it upright for long.>She dares to glance across the room at a mirror.>To her horror, her head is now at least four times it's previous size, and distinctively>Egg shaped.>Her eyes, muzzle, and other facial features are stretched out across the face of her new egghead.>She begins to weep as she realizes that she'll probably never be able to fly again.
>>8637930Bullshit.If so, that's fucking hilarious.I want to see /v/ shit concentrated rage.
>>8637962Here you go:>>>/v/178215127
>>8637955>gushing bloodFPG pls
>>8637805It's pointless to think about though.The only thing you can do is work hard from today forward. Forget the what-ifs.
>>8637955Dash is good for body horror.
>>8637985Videodrome is a great movie
>>8637971God /v/ is such shit
>>8637981Oh man that picture is great.
Was thinking of a couple comic ideas, mind if I toss it around? Understand it's a bit long and pacing is slow as shit, it's kind of supposed to be for this one.Top/Title Panel:>shitty apartment complex, like something from Dan vs.>graffiti and shit everywherePanel 1:>Interior of an apartment>dark and messy, only light is from the sun between broken window shades>show a man sleeping>messy fellowPanel 2: >alarm goes off, have his tired face be center frame as he bangs it shutPanels 3-8>Same face position in all>show him getting ready>on the bus going to work>typing at work>leaving work>on the bus home>in bedPanel 9:>closing his eyes and sighing as he lies back in bedPanel 10:>side view, Twilight on his chest>She's saying something along the lines of 'cheer up!'>he's wide awake, surprisedPanel 11:>show him in bed surrounded by a smiling Mane 6Panel 12:>He's hugging Twilight now, close up on the two of themPanel 13:>close up of Twilight's mouth next to his ear, they're still hugging>she says "Wake up"Panel 14: >Show him in the same position as 12, darken colors and add an empty look in his eyes>still have his arms half raised in a hugPanel 15:>zoom out to him sobbing in a broken apartment on stained bedsheets
>>8638010That's a whole lotta words, nigga.
>>8637971>Yes, even a zombie apocalypse simulator isn't safe from their crap being forced in.B-But we didnt do anything as usual.
>>8637828Twilight builds a shrink ray.>you awaken to the sensation of your covers being tossed aside>knowing what usually causes this, you tell Twily to stop trying to inspect your body while you're asleep>TS: "It worked!">Jesus Chirst on a stick stop yelling in the ear>you rub the crust out of your eyes and open them to see purple>nothing but purple>...when did she change the paint on her walls?>becoming more awake, you realize that Twi has her face too close>probably trying to kiss you again>you try to push her face away, you notice that your arms are short>wait>your arms aren't short>her face is big>everything is big>what do?
>>8638023Crawl inside her vagina and die
>>8638023Ask her if she will put you in her butt.
>>8637971>They think the Lyra fuck plushie isnt a jokeahahahahaha
>>8638040>implying it is
>>8638023Marry my cute purple giantess waifu and move out to the country with some land near a forest, a cabin, and a big garden. We can set on the porch together during the summer and look up at the stars while hearing cicadas and crickets chirp in the night.
>>8638037Anon, you want to kill us from laughter ?
>>8637589Is she pink on the inside or purple?
>>8638093We must find out.
>>8638096I'd love her just the same no matter what color she was on the inside.
>>8635290that nap fucking suckedbraeburn is a terrible cuddler
>>8638037>>8637930This is so minor. /v/ flips out over the dumbest things.
>>8638128It's because you're not a colt.
>>8638000>Someone in /v/ linked my postBring it faggot I will cut you
>>8638118I would eat her lovingly no matter what color it was
>>8637971>retarded /mlp/ tripfags invadinggoddammit
>>8638154I sort of enjoy stirring shit whenever /v/ is having a pony rage thread. Sorry.
>>8638162"They're ruining our reputation!"
>>8638023How small am I?
Can't sleep. Vidya stram? Super Mario Sunshine or Wind Waker?
>>8638197Roll for it.
>>8638197Something good.Neither of those.
>>8638212oi m8 u wanna av a go?
>>8638222Fuck oath, cunt!
Seriously though, anyone know where I can get a link to the stream of the Unicon Auction? Any of it? I want to know how my stuff sold.
>>8638197Majora's Mask Or Super Mario Galaxy would have been better choices
>>8638197>MarioI hate Mario shit so much and I'm not sure why.I think it has something to do with it being referenced every 5 seconds like it's the cure to cancer.
>>8638235They had to burn all the auction items for heat after their gas got cut off
>>8638244I've seen more zelda references than mario references.
>>8638243My N64's in storage and my Wii is being borrowed, plus, I like Sunshine better than Galaxy anyways.
>>8638264LK sell me your N64
You gotta be fresh.
>>8638259That makes sense because I hate seeing Zelda crap everywhere too.
>>8638270You gotta be fast.
/v/ is so amusingI guess there's a chance they're all exaggerating on purpose but it's far more entertaining to think they're actually getting this assblasted over a cartoon
>>8638279UNDERSTAND, UNDERSTANDUNDERSTAND, UNDERSTAND
>>8638244>>8638259>>8638276The more you dislike something, the more likely you are to notice it.Take /v/ and ponies, for example.
>>8638264Sunshine was very entertaining, but to say it's better than Galaxy... I don't know
>>8638287I tried reading this post. But I just started singing it instead.
>>8638023Are you sleeping now?
>As far as we can tell, DerpySquad reported having his hotel room paid off. However he already emptied his savings.Meanwhile, Seth paid nothing, no stress, and rode the golden parachute.
>>8638309Yeah, that tends to happen when you're successful.
>>8638323Either that or you complain for sympathy like Tara and toxic mario did.
>>8638204>>8638207Alright, stram to be live in a minute.http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
>>8638309did he even say anything during that last stream?all I remember is him staring at the camera almost constantly
>>8638337Can someone link the streams at leastJust, some footage or record of the auction. Anyone
>>8638323>seth>successfulHe's going to go broke when the fandom dissolves.
>>8638340I'd much rather see the mad scramble of bronies trying to flee before the hotel staff caught them
>>8638342actually I wouldn't be surprised if he comes out OKhe's probably one of the top moneymakers, and if unicon is any indication he's more cautious with where he puts his cash than the typical bronyit's not like he'll be making more money at that point but he'll have more than enough to live comfortably on, especially if he's living the typical NEET life
>>8638351Do people still believe this?The vendors had a full 3 hours to pack up and everything. Everyone knew the con was ending at 5 a couple hours in advance.
>that feel when a good artist comments on your improvement
>>8638386I want to impregnate a pone
>>8638388anyone have this without the hub logo?
>>8638382if those are legit, brae needs to watch the fuck out at these thingssooner or later one of his fans is going to take things too far, and he'll end up either broken in a ditch or getting the best fuck of his lifeor both
>>8638382Wow, that's a bit disturbing.
>>8638400He'd probably enjoy both, let's be honest here.
>Twilight stammers. She seems nervous, but only in masking her enthusiasm.>"You.... You what?">You repeat that you wish for her to place you inside of her anus.>At your new size of just a few inches, you could fit with a bit of a squeeze.>She turns away, feigning hesitation.>"Oh, I don't know...">You detected her true feelings, and casually said that she didn't have to if it made her uncomfortable.>She abruptly cut you off. "OKAY!">Her face wore a huge, mildly unsettling smile, as her horn began to glow.>You felt yourself being lifted by her special unicorn magic and floating through the air toward the destination you had craved for so long.>Two plump, purple cheeks came into view, each looking about the size of a three story building.>She made no attempt to spread, instead electing to just stuff you between her ass cheeks and in through her swollen button, head first.>It was indeed a tight fit, and the thick aroma made your head spin.>All the while she made cute little grunts and moans of pleasure.>Well, you're in her asshole now. The taboo pleasure has left her and she's just sort of standing there with your legs sticking out of her butt.>What were you expecting?Next course of action.
>>8638395>From a Unicon panel:>"While we're speaking about our story editor, Meghan enjoys leaving "Applejack pregnancy scares" on the whiteboards for whoever comes in to use them next."
>>8637971>Dubs and pony pics deleted>Conrad/Anon/Anonymous/Marker pic remainshue hue hue hue
>>8638393I've never had a REALLY good artist comment on my improvement, but I have had PRETTY good artists who are at least better than me comment on my improvement.
>>8638420You are completely naked. Your clothing didn't shrink.
>>8638413get out of there
>>8638429Retrieve arms from ass
>>8638441http://www.equestriadaily.com/2013/02/unicon-2013-panel-writers-room.htmlAlong with >"M.A. Larson has trouble writing Fluttershy every now and then, Meghan can't get Applejack into trouble, Rarity's colloquialisms challenge Cindy">"Meghan would cross MLP over with Breaking Bad, Cindy would add Depeche Mode to the show's soundtrack."etc
>>8638444I love you
>>8638388You should be sleeping
>>8638458But Ponka, I already slept.
>>8638332Wow, we're somehow managing to talk more about video games than /v/
>>8638413Have sex with her urethra.
>>8638453Where is all the shipping pictures that should have come from this? What the fuck is this fandom doing?
>>8638465Final fantasy 14 is actually a good game now. It's weird
>>8638470We got fluttercord instead. Because it makes more sense. Which is surprising, you know, because it's bronies.
>>8638452>"Meghan would cross MLP over with Breaking Bad, Cindy would add Depeche Mode to the show's soundtrack."writers have good taste>Amy had one she wanted to write where Pinkie would spend the day walking around "lollygabbing", but the premise didn't go through.sounds cute
>>8638478Better than 13? I just finished that after 3 years of grinding and depression
>>8638489Well it's an mmo. So that might not be your thing, but I think it's much better than that shit. It's still in beta though.
>>8638486Lollygabbing. I don't know what that is, but it does indeed sound very cute.
>>8638478"Now"? Did they update or something?I stopped following after FFX.
>>8638458>tfw I'm trying to
>>8638507Pretty much on release it was an awful unplayable mess. They hired a new team that pretty much had to remake the entire game in a year.
>>8638458But I just woke up.
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THIS COULD BE
>>8638527Sweet Apple Acres
>>8638458I just woke up from sleeping 18 hours, now is the time for fast
>>8638286/v/ has some of the youngest posters on 4chan. So I imagine 16 year olds getting SO MAD over MLP. Who is the immature one? The ones who make endless "Complaining about ponies" threads, or the ones who enjoy some dumb girl cartoon? Yes, I'm aware that there are incredibly immature bronies, I'm just talking about the best case scenarios where someone watches the show but doesn't turn it into a cult or goes crazy.
>You decide that it isn't enough.>This has been your dream for so long, and you have to push it further.>You begin to fitfully squirm, worming your way deeper into her squishy purple butthole.>All you can see is blackness, all you feel are the hot, slimy, pulsating walls around you.>The air is incredibly thick here, and the smell is driving you crazy, although you CAN still breathe.>As you wiggle inside, your fully erect cock is pressed firmly against her throbbing insides, sliding along as you work your way deeper.>Meanwhile, on the outside, Twilight is lost in pleasure.>Her legs weak, she falls forward, sticking her ass straight into the air.>She drools on the floor and mumbles something about "deeper".>Not that you can hear of course.>You are now completely inside her rectum, from head to toe.>It seems to be a clear path ahead of you, but you never know when something might come up.Your turn.
>>8638452>The Season 3 finale was originally written in November 2011wow
>>8638564I don't get it
>>8638546I wish Modern Warfare had never been made. That's why /v/ is so carcinogenic right now.
>>8638564I'm afraid to ask.
>>8638564>You'll never have a flared chance on your keyring
>>8638580I don't see any Calladootah threads or shooter threads on /v/ ever.
>>8638564Do it faggot
>>8638573>>8638564Wait, I get it. It's one of those "empty your pockets" pictures, right?
>>8638601What kind of a faggot lord supreme walks around with a horse cock in his pocket
>>8638580It's much deeper than that, video game fans in general are terrible.
>>8638608What kind of uppity stuck-arse doesn't?
Fresh from the /v/ thread
>>8638058oh god this pictureit's not even her apple buttit's how her teeth make that U shapeI want to cuddle her mlpg ;_;
>>8638622this guy is 27
>>8638622>misspelling Panka PiWorse than hitler
>>8638622there is a lot of porn in that thread
>>8638622It just makes me sad at how pathetic some people can be.
>>8638620Are you seriously defending this kind of brony behaviour
>>8638622>no cunting reasonEdginess score: 9.8
>>8637079I-is that an R63 version of the R63 version of Pinkie?
>>8638684The Onion should hire him.
>>8638692Is that like rule 126?
>>8638692No. I think she just has a different hair cut.
>>8638726>the hiatus refrain
>>8638692YesAnd here's Rule 63'd Elusive
>>8638726TO LIFE, TO LIFE, WE'LL BRING HIM
>>8638622>Queue>Cunting>Jewtube>Everybodies>Misspelling PonkaSurely there aren't real 27 year olds like this?
>>8638726Heh. Well done.
>>8638740I wish I had horse senses
>>8638737That's retarded. you all be bronies
>>8638740He's on 4chan. /v/ at that.This man does not exactly represent the peak of sophistication.
>>8638737Good lord. Can we go any deeper, captain?
>>8638749>binaural beatsthat isn't a drug
>>8638754have somebody draw a humanized version, then ponify it.
I CALL THIS PONY PINKIE PIE
>>8638771I'll call this pony a slut
>>8638771THAT'S PONKA POE YOU SHITLORD
4 pages left. Due in four hours.Odds: Do workEvens: Pone
>>8638771WHAT A CUMB NAME
>>8638771I would say >>>/mlp/ but even the piss is too good for you
>>8638659Man should be able to put horse dongs in their pockets at all times.At all times!
>>8638780You made the right choice.
>>8638778But that isn't Rarity, Anon.
>>8638780Dude noNOPlease just work on the paper.Don't be a idiot. Ponies will still be here when you return
>>8638771>walt jr vomitting.jpg
>>8638796B-But they are pretty and colorful
>>8638780>four pages left>due in four hours>still ponyingI've done worse.
Which pony would make the best mother.
>>8638813I've done worse too. 8 pages in 2 hours and I was still poneing. I ended up getting an extension.
>>8638813>that feel when I missed 2 exams during the week of the finaleGet on my level
>>8638815Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Pinkie, Twilight and Dash in that order.
>>8638823>>8638813The only answer is to stop ponying. Forever.
>>8638835>implying there isn't a large drop off after the top 2>implying the other three wouldn't be worse mothers
>>8638835Think about it: you'd have wicked cool clothes.
>>8638845Nah, she'd be one of those mothers who live their beauty pageant dreams through their kids.>hasbro and twilicorn.gif
What if Twilycorn was a thing from the very beginning?
>>8638834>no more ponA fate worse than death.
>>8638858The series wouldn't be as good, since we wouldn't have most of the glorious season 1 episodes.
>>8638859And yet better than poverty.
>>8638179god that artist sucks
>>8638870>zero pone>better than povertyWhat would you do for pone guys? would you suck a dick to get your fix?
>>8638884>asking this during a night threadReally, what did you expect?
I HAVE TO "ENTERTAIN" THEM, "IT"'S THERE FOR ALL TO SEE. IT'S GOT TO BE MY DESTINY, AND IT'S WHAT MY CUTIE MARK IS TELLING ME.
>>8638921>implying I haven't alreadydo what you must I have already won.jpg
>>8638918I expected lewd replies
>>8638939i pity the dead who can no longer experience these joys.jpg
>dick sucking>morning mlpg
>>8638759Will someone ponify it?
>>8638958>that feel when no sexual drive anymore
howdy gangwhat's the good word
>>8638972Oh, have you not heard?
>>8638958Why not? It's never going to happen anyway because I'm repellentA manbaby can dream.
>>8638970>that feel when you live at your parents' now and can't fap>💩
>>8638972We're talking about dicks, care to join?
>>8638972That everything is bad, and the world is going to end.
>>8638980Why would you let that stop you?
>>8638978lel le manbaby xD #sockembopper'd
>>8638984>>8638972Oh, yeah, the fandom has peaked long ago and not it's really going downhill.We're all going to die too.
>>8638972Rat girls, darf.
>>8638995What do you think you're trying to say?
>>8638997Rat girls are disgusting and you should kill yourself, faget.
>>8639004>expecting a coherent thought behind such a message
>That feel when you don't care for the rat girl thing
>That feel when no pretty white princess mentor to be proud of you and promote you to the next level of your studies
i was actually stopping by because i feel like my idea well has run dry and i'm in need of a short, scene based story promptso, if anyone has any requests (no promises), throw 'em at me. preferably something that's short, sweet, and involving two characters and/or an interesting fetishno second person or humans, pls
>>8639004You know EXACTLY what I'm saying, bby
>>8639017Anon is a pizza delivery man, and finds himself at the door of a filthy shut-in neckbeardette pony.
Would you hug pony if it meant that you could never let go?
>>8639017Public, casual orgy while in heat, ending in impregnation of all mares involved.
>>8639027I wouldn't hug a pony if there was a possibility of losing her, anon.
>>8639027Only if it was that pony, Anon.
>>8639027That doesn't sound fair to the pony, I wouldn't be able to do it.
>>8639027>Ear flop scrunchSpoiler that shit.
>>8639028>all mares involvedThat would be very unlikely
huhthat's kind of a bummeri guess i will check back later when less dead
>>8639088Goodbye, my love.
>>8639088I blame Tara.
>>8639088I blame the internet.
I really can't get into the impregnation fetish. I can totally understand being turned on by a big round belly, or by seeding someone with your DNA, but I can never put the actual birth and raising of a child out of my mind when thinking about it.I mean, that changes your life forever.
Is it time?
I think I've got testicular torsionbut, like, a mild case
>>8639136GG, please tell me there's not a hard, sharp beak in the middle.
>>8639133that's why you hit them in the stomach with a shovel shortly thereafter
>>8639133That is the best part for me. I wish to raise a large family and spread my DNA, so it is a major turn on.
>>8639136It's always time
>>8639143Go see a doctor.>>8639136Are they soft or hard?
>>8639147>>8639160They are soft. And slippery.
>>8638958>posting scale shit
>>8639136Reminds me of ass-worms.
>>8639149You are evil.>>8639151Well, I suppose I can understand that desire, but not really the sexual side of it.
>>8639168>not being Sethisto>2013
>>8639168I should kill you for being so stupid.
>>8639165Well, I certainly wouldn't object.
MORNING IN GENERAL SHIMMERS!
>tfw not skilled enough to draw a nice bush on Spindles' celestia
>>8639136will they go up my butt when im having sex with you, AJ I will only fuck you if the answer is yes
>>8639170Desire leads to temptation. Temptation leads to the dark side.
>>8639173But he's right.Dragons = scales.
>>8639165You mean they exhude a natural lubricant?Are there little glands at the tip to spread it more conveniently?
>>8639165Can they reach around and tickle your prosthate while you're deep inside her?
>>8639178MORNING IN GENERAL SHIIIIINNNEEESSS
>>8639193HE AIN'T MY BOY BUT THE BROTHER IS HEAVY
my tablet came back today after being gone for 2 weeks and the first thing i draw is thunderlane
>>8639182>not his Babs
>>8639183>>8639188>>8639190How lewd.>>8639176You are the lucky winner today.
>>8639212you gay or something, bro?
>>8639220upon retrospectyeah probably.
>>8639212>Now do the younger brother
>>8639216Hey GG, I'm not about to suggest anything specific because I know how much you hate that.But will you have that Changeling X Icepack thingy of yours do something funny involving Changeling goo? From the comic it seems like they live inside it.
>>8639206GAVE AWAY MY POSSESSIONS AND MOVED INTO A CHEVY
>>8639136wait why didnt you do this with twilight there would've been a perfectly good princess clara reference
>>8639235No one likes a rat girl.
>open gogglesyou're my favorite deputy, whoever drew that
>>8639258Looks like Ciircuit-san.
>>8639258Crystal Dash is VERY VERY pretty.
>>8639253>>8639221>>8639184>>8639013>>8638997There is one thing I'll say for him: He can draw a circle.
>>8639216gg pls respond in your art threadim only going to be awake for another hour max
>>8639283dem's some hips
>>8639283rikose's art is so cute
>>8639258I thought everyone stopped using that a while ago.
why are you not a gummy pony?
let's talk about horses we want to have sex with
>>8639348I need to be a normal pony first and I'm not ;_;
>You'll never have 2 amazingly wise and attractive mentors and friends
>>8639348I'd eat myself.
>>8639361>humanized>black beauty propagandaFUCK OFF HASJEW
>>8639348It's too had to draw with gummy hooves... Believe me, I tried!
>>8639352I like the purple one.Horn and wings jobsAt the same time
>>8639352What if it isn't technically a horse?
>>8639361i want to cum inside zecorait doesnt matter if she's a pony or a human
GG, if you're still here, would you please draw pone as snails?And I don't mean the pony named Snails.I mean the mollusks.
>>8639381zebras countand we can talk about wanting to fuck spike too i guess
>>8639372That sounds sexy
>>8639375that horse is probably in my bottom 3 horses i want to have sex with
>>8639389 Is it full pedo if you want to fuck Spike, since he is technically a baby dragon?
>The Great Carl Sagan is in Equestria and does his best to each us about the physical laws of this new world! A sequel to Carl Sagan's Cosmos: A personal voyage, this award winning series serves to enlighten the viewer of a different Cosmos. One very different from our own. The magical land of Equestria.
>>8639399thankfully our tastes seem to be complete opposites based off of that aloneout of curiosity who are your top three horses
>>8639352>let's talk about horses we want to have sex with>let's talk about horse we want to have sex with>let's talk about hors we want to have sex with>let's talk about hor we want to have sex with>let's talk about hor e want to have sex with>let's talk about hor want to have sex with>let's talk about hor ant to have sex with>let's talk about hor nt to have sex with>let's talk about hor t to have sex with>let's talk about hor to have sex with>let's talk about ho to have sex with>let's talk about h to have sex with>let's talk about to have sex with>let's talk about o have sex with>let's talk about have sex with>let's talk about ave sex with>let's talk about ve sex with>let's talk about e sex with>let's talk about sex with>let's talk abou sex with>let's talk abo sex with>let's talk ab sex with>let's talk a sex with>let's talk sex with>let's talk ex with>let's talk x with>let's talk with>let's tal with>let's ta with>let's t with>let's with>let' with>let' ith>let ith>let th>le th>LethIT'S A CONSPIRACY!
>>8639420>autism never sleeps
>>8639407technically he's a baby dragonbut actual age wise he's probably around 14 (in my headcannon)so depending where you're from he could be perfectly legal
>you will never be someone's big strong stallion
>>8639434>you will never be someone's qt3.14 slutty mare
>>8639417rarity zecoramrs cakeat least, thats my list if we're just talking mares
>>8639441Y-you can be mine, anon...
>>8639352Can we talk about ponies we want to bromance insteadBecause Rainbow Dash or Twily would be a totally sweet bromance
>>8639434>you will never carry your human lover into town on your back
>>8639454seeboth those horses are ones that i probably wouldn't want to hang out with everrarity and pinkie pie both sound so much more fun and i would have sex with both of them in an instant
>>8639454>That feel when your bromance is borderline gayNot that i'm complaining but still.
>>8639420>let's talk about horses we want to have sex with>let's talk about horses we want to have sex wit>let's talk about horses we want to have sex wi>let's talk about horses we want to have sex w>let's talk about horses we want to have sex>let's talk about horses we want to have se>let's talk about horses we want to have s>let's talk about horses we want to have>let's talk about horses we want to hav>let's talk about horses we want to ha>let's talk about horses we want to h>let's talk about horses we want to >let's talk about horses we want t>let's talk about horses we want>let's talk about horses we wan>et's talk about horses we wan>t's talk about horses we wan>'s talk about horses we wan>s talk about horses we wan>talk about horses we wan>alk about horses we wan>lk about horses we wan>k about horses we wan>about horses we wan>bout horses we wan>out horses we wan>ut horses we wan>t horses we wan>horses we wan>orses we wan>rses we wan>ses we wan>es we wan>s we wan>we wan>e wan>wan>an>n>N
>>8639475why only borderlinetouchin each other's dicks isnt so bad
>>8639483OH GOD NOT YOU I WAS DONE WITH THIS SHIT>OH GOD NOT YOU I WAS DONE WITH THIS>OH GOD NOT YOU I WAS DONE WITH THIS>OH GOD NOT YOU I WAS DONE WITH>OH GOD NOT YOU I WAS DONE>OH GOD NOT YOU I WAS>OH GOD NOT YOU I>OH GOD NOT YOU>OH GOD NOT>OH GOD>OH>O>N
Sometimes I wish I was gay because you guys seem to be having lots of funI just like boobs way too much
>>8639503Best do a cuddle roll first, dude
>>8639475>nearly gay bromance with Brae or Big McLargehuge20/10 its not that bad
>looking for new fapfics on FiMfiction>"oh neat, a new humanized anonxpinkie">it's old as balls
>>8639511>no babsI don't care.
Would you a princess's sweaty, cantaloupe sized testes?
>I CAN'T STOP FISTING MY CAT>I CAN'T STOP FISTING MY CAT>I CAN'T STOP FISTING MY CA>I CAN'T STOP FISTING MY>I CAN'T STOP FIST>I CAN'T STOP>I CAN'T>I>BAZINGA
>>8639528I've actually got an anonxpinkie word document open right now, and am working on it, but it's nonsexual and it probably won't be very good and she's a pony and I don't know why I even brought it up.
>>8639507you can like boobsand you can like dicksand you can like vaginasand you can like cute boysand you can like cute girlsyou dont have to be gay if you dont want to belimiting yourself to one sexuality or another is silly, anon~
I love you, Anon.
>>8639546>this is what gayfags believe
>>8639544Is it feely?
>>8639532>sweat>on the royal ballsUNACCEPTABLEI WILL RECTIFY THIS
>>8639536Which one? And how?
>>8639544Plspls finish it
>>8639552i dunno anoni practice what i preach, and ive never really considered myself 100% gay
>>8639559Make sure they glisten~
>>8639546Sure thingBut I just cannot force myself to like some of those things, can I?Perhaps some people JUST like girls, anonSometimes a pair of tits is just a pair of tits
>>8639544This is Corwin, right? I actually want to read this.
>>8639564Celestia's. Or Luna's or Candyass's or Twily's.Vigorously.
>>8639574>celestia asks you to use chrome polish
>>8639580>>8639566>>8639558I hope I have it done within the next few hours, but it might need a once-over. If this experience has taught me anything it is that I am not a writer.But I am a lover of a pink pony.
>>8639581What about all four at once?
>>8639581>TwilyI have literally never thought of Twilight as a futa, let alone having a giant set of royal balls that demand worship. This finale really changed everything, didn't it?
>>8639578and thats cool toowhatever floats your boat!!!im just saying that if someone DOES like something with a penisthey dont have to freak out about being gaybecause that mindset gets very tiresome
Periodic reminder!Send your submissions to mlpgdraws.tumblr.comAnd remember to have fun, or something.
>>8638958>TFW wake up to 2 new Corey arts to draw
>>8639546which drawfags aren't straight anyway?
>>8639619She'll never be the sameShe has an entire set of new organs that need tending to
>>8639619>they rest on a red velvet pillow behind her>she looks over her shoulder expectantly with a smile
>>8639648All of them are gay.
>>8639646>to drawI MEANT TO SAVE
>>863964890% of them are gay I guess.
>>8639651>>8639654>>8639657Well... I guess I'd do my best for her. I don't know, something about this seems wrong, at least compared to Luna and Celestia having yummy futa junk.
>>8639651Tending, kneading, oiling, massaging, draining
>>8639660Especially the ones who don't think they are.
>>8639665Klondork get back to twerk.
>>8639648I think Tess was straight...
>>8639665NU-UHTOO LATENOW YOU HAVE TO DRAW HER TOO
>>8639668>oilinghahaha>cup one of her balls>roll it around>it groans like a rusty hinge
>>8639667Does the sun and moon princesses sporting swollen testes and heavy shafts seem right?
>>8639682It certainly doesn't seem wrong.
>>8639682In a way, yes... I don't know, I can't explain it.On Twilight it just seems... Unnatural...
>>8639648rose is a lesbeanfaceless jr is pansexualdafty is bitess likes the cockgg is asexualross is fatsexualwe got some diversity
>>8639680>push the tip of the oilcan into her sheath>give it a few squirts>her balls creak faintly>a few more ought to do it>you really should teach her to be self lubricating
>>8639700There is not enough sexy Zecora art.
Are peanut butter & jelly considered condiments?
>>8639691>>8639690I bet you'd like to fall asleep between them, their fat shafts grinding softly into your body as you snuggle them close
>>8639682Well no, Luna's equipment is small and dainty.Celestia is the one with the cock that takes two hands to heft and balls the size of melons
So next brony convention will be in 2 weeks.The only show staff that are going to be present there will be Michelle Creber, Lee Tockar, Michael Daingerfield (Breaburn) and the only other VA that desereves to be on Elder God Tier along Nicole and Tabitha, Garry Chalk (Fido, Optimus Prime)Nothing really interesting.Also seeing the recent problems with Unicon who knows what will happen.
>>8639718That is one of the many dick-related things that I would greatly enjoy.
>>8639720All the better to worship and leave shining with saliva
>>8639718I could come to accept Twilight's cock and balls if she was as nervous about them as I was. Maybe if Futalestia guided us, I could come to better grips with it. I don't know.
>>8639733Oh, definitely.Though it's already shining with sweat all the time. It's hot to the touch.
>>8639725Does the list include feeling their erections throb and spurt in your grasp, splattering pints of steamy horse spunk all over your body?
>>8639745Oh god, fantastic. I would swallow it all. I'd like it all up. All of it. ALL OF IT.
>>8639736I deny you being best pony since I'm not a retard and can see you are a goddamn Zebra.I can agree that you are best Zebra tough.
>>8639749All of it?
>>8639740A little student teacher spitroasting? Or just showing her faithful student what to do when someone is sucking on your turgid flare?
>>8639749>>8639756pls, the last thread is still alive.
>>8639764First one, then the other.
>>8639700>>8639713because drawfags love goggles
>>8639750She is the best zebra that is true
>>8639770YOOOUUUUU WANT IT AAALLLBUT YOU CAN'T HAVE IIIIT
>>8639781>link to the wrong postgoooooodDAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
>>8639713>>8639736i want to fuck that zebra so bad.
>>8639749Then you probably want to press your lips to her flare and give it a deep kiss, gulping hard as you milk her spasming shaft with both hands until your belly is full of her delicious seed.
>>8639781IIIIIIIIT'S IN YOUR FAAAAAAAACEu-unf.
>>8639793Oh, sure, for the first shot.But I'd also let her coat me in the stuff so I can lick it off myself and the floor.Are you proud of me, mother? Your little baby boy's fantasizing about licking horse semen off the floor.
>>8639774The lines are terrible to draw, but somehow, I still check every thread and draw something. The concept is just that great.
>>8639810MLPG, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN
>>8639830>spittingNO TRUE HORSEFUCKER
>>8639830Oh god, that flare...
>>8639829Yeah, the program could use a little fine tuning.
>>8639830why does real life cum make me feel like puking so much
>>8639830I don't like how horsecocks look in real life
>>8639857Because you are just too casual.
>>8639857Because you're straight?
>>8639861I like the one mottled with pink, like that.
>>8639862I've given blowjobs before and it was okay I mean, but still kinda gross
>>8639867I like them big and blackBig, black draught horse penis.Unf.
>>8639847>Implying that was spittingNigger I don't think you realize just how much horses cum. She swallowed.
>>8639872Eh, you can have it. I like the pink ones.
>>8639875She spat some of it. Any amount is too much.
>you will never feel Celestia slide into your throat as you suckle her under the table during diplomatic discussions
>>8639880I actually kinda like the whitish ones. Forgot about those.the rest are just icky
Man alive, this cocklust is driving me nuts.Just beware, because morning is coming.
>>8639889Thank god, I can't run my tongue under her foreskin if she's in my throat
>>8639895Of course it is, look at that flaccid as fuck horsecock in the gif.
>>8639896We're not going to change for them, they can change for us.
>>8639895I don't know anon. That gif was posted a lot of times in the general and every time it was said to be fake
>>8639904I figured it was fairly obvious I'd meant humanized when I refereed to a foreskini was mistaken
>>8639901It wouldn't come out of it's sheath that much if it was flaccid, would it? Horse cocks are big and tend to be a bit floppy even when erect.Plus, the flare.
>>8639901Horsecocks aren't hardAnd his skin was clearly moving up and down over his shaftAnd he fucking flaredHow do you do that with a toy?
>>8639830>tfw you flare in some human slut's mouth and get pushed out through her teeth
>>8639915Actually they do come out of the sheath that much.Also that wasn't a flare. You have no fucking clue what a horseflare looks like. The glans protude upwards and the head becomes concave.Like most 'horse porn' she just has some white fluid in her mouth that she spits out after sucking on a drugged up horses flaccid dick.
>>8639889Are there any good images of Celestia with a fat erection?
Why can't I leave you guys for 3 seconds and not come back to you talking about dicks?
>>8639939What is the advantage over just actually sucking a horse's dick?
>>8639949Well if you were gone for 3 seconds we were talking about dicks long before you left.
>>8639949this wouldn't happen if you hadn't left
>>8639951The advantage is that the actress isn't at risk of being trampled by a frisky stallion.You wanna see a real equine boner?http://www.zootube365.com/horse-sex/pony-cum/8534/
>>8639939thisreal beast porn is much more frantic and you can definitely tell it's real by how the animal is reacting also the porn actors are rarely attractive/show their faces at all
>>8639940I know there's no images of Celestia with a huge bushwhat's the point of having huge fucking hips if you don't get a bush to accentuate it
>>8639963I say we punish him. After all it's all his fault
>>8639940There was an artist who apparently wanted to draw some, but he doesn't want to draw porn any more.
>>8639968Animal dicks are so weird.
>>8639993White ones like that are so beautiful.And those nuts...
>>8639993>tfw your dick will never reach past your knees.
>>8639993this is pretty much how i'd imagine celestia's dick to look like.
>>8639993THE FILENAMEYOU FORGOT THE FUCKING FILENAME
>>8640006... Not whiter?
>>8640011GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
>>8639993Just realized that horse is inside a house
>>8639968how many dudes is that laughing at the endwho brings their friends to record this shit withalso that dick is gross
>>8640006I imagine her twice as girthy with balls easily three times that size
>>8639993The fact that this picture looks like it was taken in someone's dorm room or something amuses me.
>>8640020no. celestia's dick should be pink.
>>8640034Flared horsecocks aren't very pretty.That's because they're supposed to be inside a mare, the flared tip creating a seal that forces semen into the uterus via hydraulic pressure.
>tfw drinking away the part of the day you cannot sleep away
>>8640038well, have we ever seen pictures of brae's boyfriend?
>still only 162 picsthis gonna be a looooong general
>>8640061long like your dickOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>8640059What do you think >>8639993 is?
this thread is now haunted
>>8640061>You will never take an unwilling grumpy anon and force him to love the horsecock until he's nothing but a slutty husk of himself
>>8640061Was watching LK beef it in Wind WakerI can post again
>>8640052Damn, horse sex is hardcore.
>>8640081She resembles a worm.
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>>8640083I volunteer. I'm sure I will resist for quite a while. You see, I am not into horsecock, but I AM into degradation and mindbreak.
>>8640095he always focuses on the face for some reason
>>8640095>you will never slide Twiworm up and down your raging erection like a fleshlight
>Weaver could have been this famous webcomic artist>Instead is spending time in the obscure corner of 4chan with a bunch of bronies obsessed with some kid's show...what happened?
>>8640100Are you the same guy who wanted drawfags to draw themselves blowing their futafavorite pony?
>>8640083>tfw massive uncut cocks on massive hyper-hourglass-figured women isn't realistically plausible
>>8640108I would love to do that, consensually.>>8640110Weaver IS a famous webcomic artist.
>>8640102He finished anon.
>>8640110Life took a big dump on him.also he's working on doing shit again
>>8640114Yes.I assume no one did.
>>8640117The world is cruelThe world is wicked
>>8640121God fucking dammit
>>8640117>you will never tie a ribbon around her foreskin before she cums so she inflates it like a fleshy condom
>>8640099>implying alien life forms need water to existFor all we know, aliens could feed entirely on pony farts
>>8640119>Weaver IS a famous webcomic artist.Not much outside of some 4chan and tumblr circles. He's nothing compared to any of the big webcomic artists. Kate Beaton for instance.
>>8640119>Weaver IS a famous webcomic artist.But he hasn't updated his webcomics in 5ever.
>>8640138>you will never tie a ribbon around the base of her shaft so her balls swell up like balloons>you will never untie it after a year
>>8640126FuckerI was gonna post that one
>>8640146>Not much outside of some 4chan and tumblr circles.WELL WHAT ELSE IS THERE, ANON?
>>8640152Yes I would. A year is long enough.
>>8640154Normal-fags know PA, and other big webcomics.
>>8640110Is fame really that important?Look at Homestuck's author. He's famous as fuck, but he sure as hell isn't an example to follow
>>8640146I wish I could draw crude comics with such large impact
>>8640107It's what he's good at. He draws expressive cartoony faces well but I occasionally get the feeling he doesn't know what to do with body language besides "wiggly limbs."
>>8640169>Is fame really that important?Yes.
>>8640152>her nuts have grown to the size of watermelons>after cumming several gallons you find her size has become permanent>every night she needs to unload her bloated sac and you're the only one who can help
>>8640159Oh, I couldn't actually wait a year. I'd give in after a month.I'd want to swallow it all so much.
>>8640182That's right. You'd be suffering just as much as she would.
>>8640180Are you a bad enough dude to empty the princess' nuts?
>>8640169>but he sure as hell isn't an example to followIt is if you want to roll in the dosh.Besides Problem Sleuth was good.
>>8640169Hussie has a really good work ethic. Or really bad. He doesn't really do anything but work on his shit. That probably isn't healthy. Although he wasn't very mentally healthy in the first place.
>>8640189>tfw like homestuck and all of hussie's previous worksidort master race
>>8640172Kate Beaton comics are a pretty good comparison to Weaver's style actually. A little simple artistically, but with a lot of emotion and humor.
>>8640185>tfw no magic mind-link where I feel all of the things she feels and vice-versaI'd be super neat, you cumming and watching her cock strain to push the load out
>>8640180>Not tying it back on>Not letting it get to a state where she's almost immobile
SONGTIMEhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpK-KdLNQTwWhen I was a depressed adult and my world was breaking down...The darkness and the shadows, they would always make me frown...I'd lay ontop of pillowsIn catatonic stateBut Grandma said that wasn't the wayTo deal with feels at allShe said: "Anon, you gotta stand up tallLearn to feel those feelsYou'll see that they just hurt you And laugh to make them disappear."
>>8640110Well, the last thing Weaver did that made him famous was EFGSo I can understand if he doesn't want to have anything to do with fame ever again
>>8640201>tfw cant have your brain plugged into a machine that allows you to live out every single sexual fantasy you could ever possibly enjoy from the most mundane to the most surreal and ethereal, simultaneously, and constantly forever while your real body is fed through a tube.;_;
>>8640201>the sensations compound and build on each other until you're both writhing in each others' embrace, cumming nonstop until you're utterly spent
>>8640199I like Homestuck but I realize it's got a lot of dragging on and on and shit that people don't like, and it understandably drives them away. Almost drives me away even, occasionally.
>>8640216>the last thing Weaver did that made him famous was EFGI think you mean the FIRST thing.
>>8640216>EFG is now about getting Dubs on /b/
>>8640230 woah that's exactly what I think. we should be bffs
>full story later on>Posted 2 weeks ago WEAVER
>>8640235>tfw /b/ used to be good.No it didn't. You just used to be 16.
>>8640209I want a pony princess with swollen testes and gallon sized ropes of cum, not an immobile waterbed.
>>8640216>Well, the last thing Weaver did that made him famous was RubyFixed. His other stuff is only well known on 4chan or other /tg/ satellites.
>>8640248>No it didn't. You just used to be 23.I AM SO GOD DAMN OLD I HATE THIS
>>8640257>Visiting /b/ at the age of 23.>Any year.Anon....I worry about you.
>>8640255>implying ruby is known beyond 4chan
>>8640139Well anon while that may be true it's just speculation. Till now the only life we know of is that on Earth where one of the most important things was water.And they use this as one of the more important criteria.Also think of it this way. Right now, at this very moment, using this pretty strict rules the closest habitable planet is 20 light years away which, relatively speaking, means almost nothing and there's a shitload of planets that follow those rules that are pretty close to us all things considered. And all of those are capable of sustaining life as we know it.Now if we don't have those rules anymore bam even more possibilities.
>>8640268It's pretty popular on Tumblr.
>>8640277>>8640279well I wouldn't know since I never visit that place
>>8640210aww come on give me some recognition, I thought writing this was amusing
>>8640306I'm sorry anon.
>>8640329So close to home. I.... I didn't want to become 30. And now I'm wasting time before work chatting with some losers on some pony imageboard.
>>8640329heldensagen vom kosmosinsel has so much profound wisdom/r/ the one where wenli explains why he's got a drinking problem
>>8640349>not the gifANON WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Twily is a very cute alicorn.
>>8640345>workwell here's your problem alright