It's THAT special time of the day again! Horse time.Post ponies, draw ponies, BE PRODUCTIVE!Resting horse: >>>/mlp/8618757
is it gay to get a boner looking at your own dick in the mirror?
>>8624045>be productive>post poniespick one
>>8624094Only if you're a man.
what if I want to draw a mare with a nice horsedick
>>8624123sorry, you drew a stallion by mistake.
>>8624123It had better be a very nice horsedick.
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You are now in charge of giving a main character a boyfriend. How do you do it?
>>8624135Pinkie plsShe was only describing herself.
>>8624094Yes. But I'm pretty sure most guys have fapped in the mirror at least once
>>8624123I want to see a drawfag doing a picture of themselves, a human self-representation, blowing a futa version of their favorite pony.I wish to see this because it is degrading and I am a bad person.
>>8624156It would be Big Mac. That is all.
>>8624135It would be 10 times more hilarious if it said>"what the fuck rainbow dash, dont swear"
>>8624156Travel to Equestria and romance Pinkie myself.
>>8624160I could do that, but I don't want anyone to see my face
>>8624160>I wish to see this because it is degrading and I am a bad person.Acceptable.
>>8624159I haven't but that's only because I'm fucking fat.Although yeah, if I lost this disgusting gut I would probably fap to myself.Also I'm bi.
>>8624135What sort of swearing is she doing with those bedroom eyes?
>>8624159I haven't and have no desire to. I am disgusted with myself and am in no way attracted to the male body.
>>8624135I can't stop finding this kind of shit adorable as hell.
>>8624160I appreciate your honesty
>>8624171Why would you give Big Mac a boyfriend, Braeburned?Surely he would be more comfortable as a promiscuous bachelor?
>>8624156It would be a pen pal esque thing. >"Oh, my boyfriend from Canterlot. You've never met him"
>>8624160>I wish to see this because it is degrading and I am a bad person.I kinda want to do this, but people will recognise my style and favorite pony and they will know my face.
>>8624180You can show it from behind, or just a closeup showing a side view of the nose and the lips and the chin while you blow a horsecock of her color.Really, it's the idea that gets me going.
>>8624215>promiscuous bachelorThis this this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=OPr7_lcAwZA>trollfaceOH FOR CHRIST'S SAKE
>>8624220I could do that sure
>>8624216>"Twist please, you're repulsive."
>>8624135>there will never be a swearing episode>>8624203>there will never be an episode where pinkie loses her tail
>>8624234If you do, I'll really appreciate it. Thank you.
>>8624226If its so terrible, why share it?
>>8624253Because sharing is caring
>>8624219Hmmm.....By your post I assume that you DON'T typically do sexual stuff like this.And we know your face... Distinctive style....
>>8624239>the CMC will never learn a swear word without knowing what it means and start using it liberally around ponyville, much to the chagrin of their sisters and RD>Babs will never accidentally teach it to them
>>8624253Its got Hasbro's approval doesn't it? It'd be nice if the one project that does doesn't shit itself.
>>8624279>they will never use real horse sounds
>>8624270... Oh, dammit.
>>8624269I love that songFuck anyone who doesn't
>>8624270oh shitEveryone knows my art style and my favorite ponybut not my face
>>8624287But they have on more than one occasion
redinvhey redinvwhere is porn edit of that pic
Hah, done!Found some fun stuff at the craft store, so expect some silly shit soon.
>>8624295>>8624300It could be one of a few people, guys, don't get scared.
>>8624311But what other sound would they use?
>>8624298You fucking faggot I love it too, it's fun.
>>8624323anon plsI will get to it im kinda tired
>>8624326Hahaha oh god that's perfect.
>>8624321>tfw that episode broke me and made me fap to poneI don't regret it but still.
>>8624346remember the boners that gave when the show airedTHERE ALL GONE NOWALL THE BONERS
>>8624326>that rarity mask
Just a reminder that february still hasn't endedAnything could happen during these days
>>8624329I dunno...Contextually relevant ones?>in sugarcube corner's kitchen talking to Pinkie>right as the CMC say their great new word in unison, Pinkie drops a pan loudly, completely masking the word to the audienceY'know, like most swearing episodes of TV shows.
He touched my buttperv
>>8624326Who could these mysterious masked ponies be?
>>8624362But horses can't give consentDolphins, on the other hand...
>>8624392Oh that would be cool.
>>8624326>the main 6 are all mesmersfucking knew it
>>8624290Just a little
is leth doing his hiatus log again?
>>8624398>>8624401As long as it isn't rape. You know, animal abuse. It shouldn't be too hard to get an animal in the mood, and something like a horse will be big enough to wreck your shit if it doesn't want it anyway.But something like raping a male dog in the ass is very different.
>>8624392I'm sure the premise was already discussed in writers meetings (probably since the very first times), it's weird we haven't had an episode like that in a show that used to be E/I.S4 pls.
>>8624429Shut it, degenerate
>>8624390Isn't it on arch 1 that Hasbro announces their new shit publicly? think that's when Season 2 (and 3 I think) was confirmed, so its likely that we might know of S4 and maybe EG
>>8624429>as long as it isn't non-consensual sex>which beings who are incapable of giving legal consentSorry, anon. You are outside the law on this one.
>>8624451Panka pls, if you keep making that face it will stay that way.
What episodes do you hope to see in season 4?I really hope for a Luna episode, or a Luna/Celestia
>>8624465*with beingsI can't into word-making
>>8624454>being this delusional
>>8624486yes that would be the greatest
>>8624484But they're cartoons. Haven't you ever been to /co/? They have monthly "i wanna rape this fictional character" threads.
>>8624488No rules for posting means no rules for moderation.
>>8624456holy shit, he is so effeminateall these years with anime and 4chan have drained his testosterone
>>8624512>monthlyWeekly. At least.
>>8624290what are you doing lyra?
>>8624515That is the fate that awaits you, MLPG.
>>8624406What board is this on?
Darf's human Lyra/Bon Bon fic was fucking hot as hellAll I'm gonna add to this topic
Who else is excited for this saturday?FINALLY A RARITY EPISODE
>>8624512Scootaloo.If I absolutely had to rape one fictional character, it would be Scootaloo. I'm sorry.
>>8624429The only beastiality for which there is a consent argument is male animal on female human, and even that has coercion issues.
i want february to end
>>8624549Okay, fine, geez. You're no fun at all
>>8624560Is this the one where Rarity sleeps with Bob?I was always wondering why they introduced a human to the show.
>>8624560>FINALLY A RARITY EPISODE
How has zebra history month treated you?
>>8624560>rarity episodeOh boy I can't wait. I hope she's in character.
>>8624568muh nigga altough i honestly like scootaloo the most, i'd rape sweetie belle, dat marshmallow body
>>8624585I just care about you, young girl.
>>8624560WAIT new episode saturday? am I being bamboozled?
>>8624568>Hey, anon! I'm ready for that big surprise you promised!>W-what are you doing?You're a horrible person.
>>8624606I nearly killed myself out of guilt.I wonder how the suicide rate in general is affected by zebra history month
>>8624618>not being happy with just this
>>8624617I couldn't RAPE Sweetie Belle. I'd have to kill myself afterwards.
>>8624503>TO THE RARARAMOBILE!!
>>8624619>>8624585Pinkie, are you samefagging in the General?
Did you guys discussed this already?http://blog.ammk.readymade.jp/?eid=993472
>>8624640Oh my god where's her other back leg?1
>>8624619AJ is a very angry pone
>>8624630I wouldn't rape a Scootaloo.
>>8624656Lost it in the war
has anyone ponified shrek yet?
>>8624655There was a thread about it yesterday>yfw Apprajacku
>>8624640>anon saved that picturePffft.
>>8624640Well, this happens first, then>>8624618happens when they like you and you like them.
>>8624640WAIT A MINTUE.... I GET TO BE PINKIE PIE??OH GOD, I'M SO HAPPY.
>>8624661She needs to chill out sometime.
guysyou guysI'm starting to really like dragons
>>8624648>not the SlutmobileApple-y yourself.
>>8624654What is "samefagging"?
>>8624560>not a Fluttershy episode0/10 will not watch
>>8624623Sure you areHe was just jokingEven if there was a new episode it won't be for a while,Since season 4 won't be for monthsAt least we canStill watch some old episodes to Lessen the boredomUnless you don't want to hang around forThe hiatus
>>8624646That's why you get a magical mind controlling talisman first before you do the "raping"
>>8624675>'Has anyone ponified X yet?'Yes
You will never be a mare in a pretty dress
>Hasbro approved of this
>>8624720show me a shrek pony then
>>8624716Post scootaloo butt
>>8624719I am ashamed to say that I masturbated to that fic. I enjoyed it thoroughly and it left me with a horrible feeling of moral ambiguity.
>>8624740FUCKING MAINSTREAM MEEMS RUINING MY LIFE.
>>8624730Oh man, I want to kiss and rub and lick those adorable feet and toes.
>>8624730>boobies on a dragon
>>8624699He who sends Seth to bed must see to it that in the process he does not become Seth.And if you stare into the Seth long enough the Seth stares back.
>>86247309/10 - It's shit.
>>8624708It's when 2 of the same pones have hot pone sex with each other
>>8624773>drilling the ground for tomato sauce
>>8624769Me too. Reality is so cruel.
>>8624773It's like, do scalies even know what reptiles are?
>>8624773they aded boobies to argonians but I'm not complainin'!
>>8624740Wait, approved? They needed permission to release a fan made short?
>>8624710You think you're pretty fucking funny, huh meghan? Well hell's comin, and I'm comin with it.
>>8624747my pone porn folder is a complete fuck up of unsorted picsbut i can offer you this cute pic instead
haha, fuck you, power grid! I have a laptop and a cellphone with unlimited data! I can keep ponying!
>>8624829I'm making Dash's face at you
>>8624812I really like those feet. I wonder if the artist has a thing for them. You don't see good feet too often.
>>8624699There are not enough female dragons on the show.Probably because there are not any female dragons on the show.
>>8624746oh fuck, I can't find one
>>8624752That damn feel. i hate it because I know that if I had the same opportunity I'd do the same thing
>>8624699>go to equestria>a crystal pony, a unicorn, an alicorn princess, a griffon, a dragon, a changeling, and a minotaur are all interested in you
>>8624832You are too young for that kind of jokes, Pinkie.
>>8624746I have one but I don't know who you are
>>8624797Where did you think tomato sauce came from, anon?
>>8624865>an alicorn princessWhich one?
>>8624833Ah, your having power issues as well? I for one didn't know Texas was so windy.
>>8624865OH LORDDON'T FUCKING DO THIS TO ME ANONYMOUS
>>8624830Because reptiles don't have boobies. I just don't get it the appeal of dragons. Scalies draw shit that doesn't make sense because they don't know how scales or reptiles even work or anything about them. Wtf.
>>8624865>Perfect the time spell>Engage a temporal loop that lets you romance all of them>Unlocks secret harem ending.
>>8624860I can honestly say that I don't know WHAT I'd do. But the longer I had that thing before getting rid of it, the stronger the temptation would be.
>>8624824Something like that. They asked Hasbro what was needed to release something like this and Hasbro gave them a list, which they followed and Hasbro had no problem.
>>8624872SHUT UP MOM
>>8624865>go to mirror pool>fuck all of them>gather all 6>discuss who's the best lay>choose that one, get rid of your 5 clonesToo easy.
>>8624890new laptop when
>>8624773>M-MUH FICTIONAL CREATURES
>>8624901You're such a stupid little pony.
>>8624824Is not a short, it's a fan made "episode".and yes, they need permission for that
>>8624868I don't get it. Has he done dragon girls?
>>8624910Interesting. Did they make public what that list was?
>>8624872What did the ghost say to the bee?Boo bee!
>>8624886Oh, okay. I really think he does cute feet, I know some people here hate the way he does them.
>>8624935Waitfuck. I got my brondl names mixed up.Corey.
>>8624923She's not stupid! Just very silly.
>>8624943You're a funny pone.I kill you last.
>>8624886Isn't he ded or something now
>>8624927Does it matter if it's a 22 or 13 minute long animation?
>>8624921I get paid Friday. I'll be checking out laptops this week, then determine if I'll buy a gaming one online or settle for an in store model.So anywhere from this weekend to a couple weeks from now, really.
>>8624943>>8624915PINKAMENA DIANE PIE, WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE
>>8624418f-fine...just make it quick>>8624529you wouldn't understand scootaloo!
ATTENTIONATTENTIONDerpy is the boss of you now.THAT IS ALL
>>8624984Well yeah I mean 22 minutes is longer than 13. Is that what you tell girls "Hey baby what does it matter if my dick is 3 inches or 6 inches?"
>>8624976Feet is one of those things that I'm not really big on, but when good material shows up I really enjoy it. I think he draws such cute feet.
>>8625014Hell no, I'm the boss of this gym, not her.
>>8625014YOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOWYOU'RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME NOWAND YOU'RE NOT SO BIG
>>8624890I've got my thinkpad, a headlamp, two candles and my bayonet on my hip.
>>8625014I will do anything she asks. My face will make for a comfy seat if she so wishes.
>>8625001>we will never see her sisters again>there will never be a threesome fapfic
>>8624900>its not realisticso you must hate all anthro and the actual show then?
I LIKE THIS PONEIT IS BEST PONE
>>8625057Straight haired panka is deliciously cute
>>8625016Hey, just curious. If they made a 9 or 13 minute short based on a generic idea (Sweetie Belle makes a cake with Pinkie) would that qualify the same treatment like that 22 fan made episode?
>>8625083NO FUCK YOU ANON
I've been stuck in Revengence the last two days what'd I miss?
>>8625083She's pretty cute.
>>8625044Why aren't you using it to stab red coats, anon? Are you a monarchist? >captcha agrees
>>8625089Straight haired panka makes me sad.
>>8625083>you like sethistos OCfuck you
>>8625051i want a Malcolm pony
I think we need more Corey dragon.
>>8625116No, but Fluttershy is.
>>8625105oh boy here we go
>>8625105>stuck in a 4 hour game
>>8625089I agree. I'd do things to a straight haired gal like Pinkie. Devious things.
>>8625131I'm fucking dead.
>>8625119>You will never be gang raped by the crazy main six.WHAT'S THE USE OF TRYIN'?ALL YOU GET IS PAIN.
>>8625131>that fucking thumbI'm sorry Mewball, but it's going to stay funny for a long time.
>>8625154What can I say? It's fun.
>>8625154>measuring games in hoursThat's not how video games work, /v/. Video games are exactly as long as you make them.
>>8625170WHY NOBODY HAS WRITTEN SOMETHING LIKE THIS
>>8625159She'd be a fun one!
>>8625197I used to request this back when we had more writefags, but it never got done.
>>8625197>what is flutterape general
why didnt you pay tara /co/she missed her son's karate for this shit
>>8625159Oh hey there. How's military life treating you?
>>8625228he accidentally shot a gun in basic but other than that he's fine
>>8625192nope, this is the "during"
>>8625131Oh fuck, more
>>8625201It's a sucky feeling to want to expound on this, but have the hassle of being limited to a phone.
>>8625154It's a 10-12 Hour game
>>8625270You asked for it, quality not guaranteed.
i kissed your waifu
>>8625272That's what notebooks are for, Aspirant. Notebooks, and locked footlockers.
>>8625301Did you use protection?
>>8625228Good, just awaiting training and discovering I'll be stuck in Texas for a couple extra weeks.
>>8625298Going on average play time here anon
>>8625272MLPG on a phone sucks donkey dick. I'm gonna be out like a light once my laptop dies. And even then my GSII ain't got much of a charge on it, and that's my only internet link ATM.
>>8625270that fucking guy, i'm dying over here
>>8625301Did she like it?
>>8624976It's kind of funnyThat artist is no better than Ross when it comes to shoving their fetish in every single drawing they possibly canIt's just that feet are relatively normal compared to mashed potato women
>>8625131I want a Lyra that small.
>>8625322Going on average play time makes Modern Warfare 3 a 100 hour game.
Uh...weren't the VA's already paid?
>>8625367No wonder MW3 was GOTY
>>8625381I think that would be ogre the top.
>>8625377I hope her tits are okay
>>8625377>Tara, of all people, pissed at her loyal brony-ass subjects
>>8625406Don't worry, they're insured.
>>8625381Now get out
>>8625377It's actually happening.Everything is over
>>8625324I hope your power comes back soon, anon.
>>8625381I found it as soon as I saw your first post. I just googled 'mlp shrek', there's two right there.
>>8625377The account(s) they were going to pay with was frozen, no one has money yet
>>8625377The con that killed all cons
>>8625427>bronyfaggotry will never be over
>>8625432The Piccardo Fan Club?
Which pony is most sensitive to belly rubs?
>>8625358I'm halfway there
>>8625459>MLPG will never be over
>>8625377yes!just as expected.this con was an absolute success.
>>8625483That's cute. How much did it cost you?
>>8625308Mew rock climbs. His thumb is stronk.
>>8625483>you will never have the disposable income necessary to purchase your own mini lyra
>>8625381Check GogglesHave a nice day
>>8625483WOOOOOOOOAAAAAH LIVIN ON A PRAYER
RULES OF NATURE
>>8625377I know that twitter limits amount of letters to just few... but fuck me that sounds retarded. You can barely read that thing.
Man it seems like I missed some shit going down at Unicon. So the con organizers couldn't pay for anything and just fucking split? Wow, that's pretty fucking horseshit.
>>8625509>RIP in peacePoor Lyra. She knew it was a doggy dog world but thought that humans heroes would be a diamond dozen.
>>8625522TAKE MY HAND, AND WE'LL MAKE IT I SWEAR
>>8625546Not everything is an intentional pun, ya dingus.
>>8625544What kind of reaction image is that?
>>8625516nevermind I found this
>>8625556YOU GIVE LOVE A BAD NAME
Why is February so cursed for this fandom?
>>8625571I-Is that you Chess?
>>8625471The Piccardo Fan Club is the Agent; The Agent will take into account who needs to be paid and how much.AKA, the staff, VA's, and Writers will not see money for a while.
>>8625503$175you can laugh if you want, it was worth it
>>8625593Why are pony butts so amazing
>>8625588ON A STEEL HORSE I RIDE
>>8625593Because when you get so many people who have nothing to do on Valentine's Day and put them all together, crazy shit happens.Also, Black History Month
>>8625593It's those goddamn zebras. When Celestia discovered zebras, everyone thought it would be nice, but no. You just had to let the zebras come to Equestria. They brought their goddamn rhymes and shit. Everyone knows unicorns invented jazz, not some striped sumbitch. Praise White Celestia.
>>8625483my jelly is just flowingwho made it
>>8625632What if there was a pony made entirely out of butts?
>>8625636YOUR LOVE IS LIKE BAD MEDICINE
>>8625649It would be untouchable
>>8625636EVERYBODY KEEP THE FAITH
>>8625509How the fuck did she die?Are mewball's thumbs really that bad?
>>8625596You can always see through me anon.
>>8625656EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT SMOKIN' AINT ALLOWED IN SCHOOL
>>8625649That idea stinks
>>8625648build a Dam around it with your thumbs just kidding i love you P.S.: draw more scoots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EomgTQ9KKOM Listen to this for an idea of what I'm getting at hereWe should seriously get a new intro, it starts out with the elements of harmony cutie marks then the orchestrated jazz comes on and we see Twilight and Spike (and the rest of the mane 6 eventually) dressed in top hats and suits dancing to music no a stage while other characters do crazy stuff (Celestia controls a stage sun, then Luna pops up and controls a stage moon, and then Discord pops up and sets it out of control), (Rainbow Dash does crazy tricks in the background, Rarity goes around magically giving ponies top hats and suits while wearing a fancier version of the suit and top hat, Fluttershy leads a crowd of various animals across stage, Pinkie is shown playing the trombone to the song, Applejack does..something) and various recurring characters (Big Mac,Cadance, Shining, and the CMCs all make an appearance)Jump cut and all the characters (with the mane6+ spike in the front) are wearing top hats and suits, and dancing (even Discord), as the show logo hangs from the ceiling, the music stops, and the characters take a bow.
>>8625377This is probably gonna create some sort of bronycon standard thing. A group that makes sure something like this does not happen again.
>>8625700wouldn't be suprised if hasbrp issues a decree on that
>>8625689P.P.S.: stram tonight
>>8625718P.P.P.S: draw more human + pony
>>8625717>Hasbro bars employees from attending any more cons.
>alright sugarcube real funny>you can untie me now
>>8625632Pony asses are a miracle of the universe
>>8625624175 goddamn brony dollars? WHAT THE HOLY FUCK THAT WOULD SUPPLY ME FOR ANOTHER YEAR IN ART SUPPLIES FUCK ME... I SHOULD START FUCKING SEWING. FUCK DRAWING, FUCK PAINTING, FUCK EVERYTHING. ANON, ANON HEAR ME. DO YOU HATE MONEY? DO YOU TRULY HATE MONEY? I LOVE MONEY. GIVE IT TO ME! GIVE ME YOUR MONEY!
Is there a bot that goes around and replies to text containing "love and tolerance" with a copypasta?
>>8625735P.P.P.P.S: Draw more drunkshy
>>8625757but I'm not allowed to use paypal anymore, anonhow can I give you my brony bux and what will you give me in return?
>>8625699Nah it needs to be thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ibPCLMH1NM4
Wasn't that Ingram's second con?
>>8625757Ponyplush on tumblr takes commissions for about $140-160 depending on whether it's a show character or an OC and they're high quality and good sized.
>>8625786I don't think so
>>8625774Eternal love and possibly the D. Send them in mail. All of them. Coins included.
>>8625573One of amusement?
>>8625735>>8625718>>8625689i dunno if i can tonight but if i can it will be late.
>>8625757Yeah, bronies with their fucking money. It's not even laughable actually it makes me sad. Cannot believe the amount of money people throw away at this crap.
>>8625786If only he could get into the Matrix, he could have saved us all.
>>8625786Not sure but he was a bro at this one, laughed when I congrats him on his VA career. He is a pretty cool guy
I've just received a hot tip that there's a dork somewhere in this thread.
>>8625834mewball pls stop having a life
>mfw replying to wrong post>>8625757Sorry, jeez
>>8625852You can get a life too, anon.
>>8625851Everybody knows Gilda's full of shit.
>>8625848is he as hot in person as he looks in all of his pictures?
>>8624812That's not how you spell "sole."
Give me the _____D____.
>>8625871Lyra is such a cute happy pone.
>>8625877I used to have one
>>8625906but den arrow 2 da nee
>>8625893Why is it always the "D"? What happened down the line to turn "dick" into "D"?
>>8625926Spoiler that shit next time nigga!
>>8625893>Oh, um, so sorry Mister Pumpkin, but I don't have any D to give. I can give you a fresh T though!
>>8625819>>8625871Nothing to be sorry about. It's just... uh I had some money problems lately and temporary solution came from brother. I'm still looking for job or actually anything to get some cash... and hearing stuff like that. Oh man... I decided on wrong profession. Your money, your deal. Take it as half joke I guess. I just overreacted.
>>8625942>rarity is gonna be a ross mime
>>8625852im sorry anonill try and finish early just 4 u <3
>>8625879You can trust Gilda, she is legit.
>>8625937>hand>faceHe's got cancer.
>>8625926>>8625926>>8625926More Equestria Girls, pls.
I need to masturbatewhat should I masturbate to
Hey. Who ate the cake I left right here?
>>8625970With a face like that, how can you not trust her.
>>8625926>not liking dickEY EVERYONEGET A LOAD A DIS FAGGOT
>>8625897You have good taste>>8625960No worries, best of luck to you
>>8625937Jesus Christ is he anorexic?
>>8625975The arms and legs didn't tip you off?
>>8625887Well he obviously looks better than me from the picture, he was shorter than I expected, I have to scrunch down a bit
>>8625843Have the only pony pic on my phone.
>>8625476Hnnnnnnnnnnnnnng.....I think I just died...
>>8626011 WHAT IS THIS?!
>>8626025SCRUNCH YOU SAY?
>>8626008>>8626026>nobody will ever screencap and repost your gay pony greentext shortficsmight as well kill myself
>>8626046That's your beloved Derpy Hooves anon.Do you see?This is what you're so sad of leaving.
>>8626054>those crooked eyes
>>8625998She's just too cute to ignore.
>>8625913Nodody likes that one more
>>8626068if you can point me to one I missed, I can go cap it for youor if you want to write a new one we have a perfectly good dead horse
>>8626068I would probablyunless they're super, super generic like >>8626026
>>8625937I believe it became "the D" when someone was making a text game.At some point you got a "D" in your inventory. If you played your cards right you were able to give Twilight the D.
>>8626081>those modelsthis is going to be as mediocre as LPs, isn't it?
>>8626121Rainbow DashHow many times to I have to tell you to get out of my window
>>8626081Wow, I just noticed how fat Pinkie's face looks here.
>>8626150What would you do if you came how for the day and Lyra was sitting in your computer chair wearing all your clothes and mimicking you typing
>>8626173I'd worry if she were being a quality poster or notI bet she would be
>>8626137>not wanting Rainbow Dash in your window
>>8626150We don't have enough Loiro/anon shenanigans.
>>8626081>you will never confront a FS in the girls locker room, alone because she is too nervous to change infront of other girls>You will never calm her shocked nerves as her pulls a towel around herself trying to cover her womanly figure>You will never walk upto her and put your hand on her cheek telling her it is okay, and kiss her softly as she loses her grip on the towel covering her nude body, melting into you arms
>>8626173I'd watch her for a bit before announcing my presence. I'd love to watch her reaction, and she's just so cute how she does it.
I can't believe that Nicole Oliver keeps going to conventions.I wonder if Unicon was the last straw for her.And Ashleigh Ball just keeps getting reasons for not going
>>8626101>>8626102Thank you, though I haven't posted one very recently so it would be difficult to find.Maybe I'll write something up a little later.
>>8626173I don't knowI'd be ecstatic though2cute
>>8626185>All she does is post hand pictures
>>8626217That sounds a whole lot like rapedon't think I like this
>>8626173>Lyra wearing red sweat pants and a "I put ketchup on my ketchup" tshirtMMMM YES, EXCELLENT
>>8626244Lyra would camwhore for hand pics.
>>8626249Oh please anon, she's loving it.
>>8626249She's wanted this forever
>>8626249Girls can't rapeThat's silly
>>8626134LPS is awesome. You shut your opinion.
Hey braeburned, what's kiki?
>>8626347We aren't quite ded yet anonwe still have a heartbeat
>>8626370We ded, anon.
how long before there are parody porn video games?I want to play biocock and harvest little sisters with my penis.
>>8626303RIP in peace, anatomy.
>>8626346holy fucking UNFthe idea of fluttershy giving into her hidden desires like that, shit man
>tfw Twilight will never hook you up to an e-stim box and use you as her guinea pig , edging you with pulsing waves of pleasure for hours on end
>>8626382I miss chubby nurse pone
>>8626392Don't you talk shit about mai waifu.
>>8626399>tfw Celestia will never fry your brain with pleasure, leaving you nothing but a drooling slave
>>8626389>ORAL (PRESS Y)>ANAL (PRESS X)
>>8626362 Mah nigga
>>8626173>"This is it. I've officially lost control of my life."And then I'd kill myself.
>>8626433Where can I watch this online? I saw a few minutes of an episode after MLP once and it was alright.
>>8626423Maybe we will get to see her again next season>>8626424Vidya up to a few minutes ago
>>8626380>>8626081>>8625942>>8625926I cannot be the only one who is looking forward to Equestria Girls.Anyone else?
>>8626424Listening to Zappa and drawing ponies.
>>8626380>that fucking "xD" Pinkie Pie
>>8626430Magic is OP as fuck for sexual purposes, Earth ponies and pegasi must be gelatinous, I know I'd be.
>>8626479wait that's not having a life
>>8626519>literally gelatinous poniesyes please
>>8626513Something about Bon Bon's utterly mild/sarcastic reaction to Lyra fucking a blow-up doll right in front of her is kinda hot.
Would you your favorite pony even if they were still a filly?
>>8626499No pone no deal
>>8626541Draw a mummy pone.
>>8626555That's a common occurrence in their household.
>>8626559no, that's grossfillies have cooties
>>8626559AW HELL NAAAAW!I'm not a pedophile, and I don't want to ruin her childhood.
>>8626555She's used to itand she's seen her doing worse
>>8626559No. That's fucked up. What's wrong with you?
>>8626499me too, I've always liked the idea of human poniesthat said, if they fuck it up, I doubt I'll be that into itwatching mlp is getting hard enough as is
>>8626597Nathan's girlfriend broke up with him and he's taking it out on us
>>8626555>Bonbon will never catch you masturbating to mare porn and make a snarky remark about it while you keep going anyways
>>8626499If you are the only one or not, is not important.What is important is that you are a faggot.
>>8626640>Not standing there and chiding you while watching>Making comments like "mine looks so much better" and such
>>8626606I wish, because then I could be somebody else. ;_;
I think Rainbow Dash is
And I will be the one to hold you downKiss you so hardI'll take your breath away
>>8626640So much came out, that's gross anon! Do you do things like this while thinking about my butt?
>>8626680>Now how would I know that? It's not like you're going to let me compare them.
>>8626685a suitable pet
>>8626647but i need to get good at art
>>8626720>"It's not like you'd j-jerk it to mine anyways."
>>8626727>there are people that have/will/are masturbating to this
>>8626685A nice friend.
>>8626736I would punch you but I'm afraid of those hands of yours...
>>8626690which red pony?
>>8626680My butts bigger
>>8626751I was weaker then
>>8626750>Is that a challenge?
>>8626734 Skype: horsefucker23
>>8626756>you will never clean the skies with dash
>>8626778Luna you dirty shit.
>>8626736>Implying you aren't good alreadyBe proud of your art, barksquare.
Quick question: If I was to do some pony commissions for kinda cheap this weekend and stream me drawing them, would anyone be interested in buying any? If not I'll just draw the backgrounders this weekend.I have as much money as Unicon right now and I must eat.
>>8626845How cheap are we talking here?
>>8626778That must be embarrassing, knowing all the depraved things that stallions dream about doing to her and her sister. It's too much for the senses.
>>8626845I'd commish you if I had some method of digital payment, but I don't think shoving these $20s through the monitor will work.
>>8626845Would you draw cute ponies kissing?
>>8626863Maybe 5 bucks for sketches, 10 for line art and 15 for color. I have no idea what rates would be reasonable.
>>8626890The result is: Is anybody else having problems to upload pictures?
Which pony would force you to wear a horse cock shaped "extending" product over your little penis to make it possible for you to pleasure her? What would she do in return to make it worth your while?
>>8626763>>8626842okay im not bad but im not really that fundamentally sound either>>8626776anyone can make frens anonyou just have to not be a dick
>>8626897Yeah, I keep getting 'Upload failed'
>>8626778>I was weaker then>Published on Feb 23, 2013Two days ago?
>>8626901But I am an unsavory creature. Nobody wants to be friends with an unsavory creature.
>>8626911Ah, oh well I guess I don't have to restart the router now.
>>8626881Try harder anon, it just takes a while for money to go through monitors.>>8626887Sure.
how much longer until drawing is due?
>>8626842He's okay, but too many artists here get more recognition than they deserve. They know how bad they actually suck and that's why they are depressed.
>>8626917I don't even know you dude
ok /co/ what ifStay with me hereWhat if instead of Lauren Faust, what ifYou guysWhat if instead of Faust, generation four was instead created by Genddy Tartakovsky?
>>8626917Oh come on, no one can be that bad.
>>8626901No artist will say "Yeah. Now I'm good enough to stop learning. Fuck yeah I'm the best."I said artist, ok? ok...>too many artists here get more recognition than they deserve...que?
>>8626953you'd be surprisedi-it's not like I wanted friends anyway
I really want to get the D from someone. Any takers?
she should stop typing like a 13 year old.
>>8626941>"I, Twilight Sparkle, the magic wielding master of purpleness LET LOSE AN UNSPEAKABLE EVIL"
>>8626941That'd be cool, especially if he doesn't quit.But it wouldn't be the same
>uploading is fuckedhttp://sadpanda.us/images/1434858-9MSB449.png
>>8626912There was a much older set of videos with the same stuff
>>8626936>not improving regardless of the attention you get>not taking the recognition as compliments
>>8626970twitter character limit.
>>8626970>she should stop typing like a 13 year old.140 characters you dumb fuck.
>>8626970>twitter character limit
>>8626970b responsbl brownes
>>8626941Better yetWhat ifMike Judge?
>>8626982Why is Rarity going to eat her Kix with a raw egg?
>>8626982That's a cute picture
>>8626936i know i'm not that good and i would like to get better. that's all there is to it. artists get depressed for a variety of reasons though.
>>8626982So who's the man in that relationship?
>>8626941It would be phenomenal until it was canceled by the network per the "Gendy Curse".
we text only now?
Are you enjoying the full moon?
>>8627013>I want to get betterMew draw a backgroundDraw Sugarcube corner after some kind of disastrous baking experiment has gone wrong.
>>8627024No look see::D
>>8627013Would you like to explain those reasons for science?
>>8626720I don't need this boner right now
>>8626970>missing your son's event to go to a brony conventionShame on you Tara
>>8627016>implying all relationships need to follow a cis male/female gender role pattern
>>8627013How much followers on tumblr? Yeah... a lot.If they think you are pretty then you are denying all of them. A little bit unfair if you ask me.
>>8627032>to cut back on the ways we could "shitpost"
>>8627044They must make at least some profit, otherwise they wouldn't go. Nicole still goes despite with all the autism she's had to put up with, nobody does shit like that for free.
>>8627044chances are she won't get treated like a god at her son's karate tournament
Does /mlp/ have a discussion board?
OK, so it has come to my attention that goattrain is dead or incapacitated or something, so I will be collecting Drawing event submissions. You can go ahead and post them now if you like.The deadline is 11 CST, which is just under three hours from nowIf you have already submitted to the tumblr (mlpgdraws.tumblr.com), don't worry: your drawings have been receivedToday's prompt is "The Unicon Disaster" and there's still time to get something in, so get drawing!
You know I feel like its kinda inevitable Gilda is going to make a reappearance in the show. Could be good or bad, depending on how they go about it.Though having her come back after making such a big scene before would makes things HAWKward!
>>8627073We are now, lol.
>>8627073>discussionDiscussion about what?What the fuck are you talking about?
Let's play a game to pass the time without picturesOkay, I'm thinking of a pony
>>8627077WHEN DO THE OTHER PICTURES COME OUT
>>8627083Or beating a dead horse
>>8627039>Would you like to explain those reasons for science?...I'm blaming bipolar disorder. Quite fast cycles to be honest because it's fucking unbelievable what's happening to me when it strikes.
>>8627102Why are you standing on the table?
>>8627102Is the pony cute?
>>8627109At the end
Would you let a tiny pegasus try and give you a wing hug despite their wings being too small and undeveloped to do so?
>>8627079Her coming back would be pretty coolAnd maybe we'll see more Griffons along the way
>>8627013>i know i'm not that good and i would like to get betterDon't let Kraut and SB drag you down. You're already better than them and they aren't really the best examples of artists to have around.
>>8627102Is she the best pony?
>>8627119>Not getting her tiny unicorn friend to shrink you so you can all cuddle comfortably
THIS SPOILER WAS ACTUALLY A CHANGELING
>>8627120Is the pony a primary color?
I hope they don't fix this shit. I want to see 4chan's reaction to this for a good while.
>>8627102Is it your credit score? Which happens to be 720?
What's going on with pictures right now?
>>8627145 Who is Twilight Sparkle
>>8627153>/tg/ is exactly the same minus angry marine spam
>>8627161the image server is fucked for uploads
>>8627039some people just have mental disorders. Others feel bad because their improvement is slow or not the same as their peers. Some are just jealous of other artist's skills. Some just feel like they will never become good artists but keep trying anyway.Stuff like that>>8627061How am I denying people by accepting I am not this amazing artist and trying to improve?>>8627031i think ill draw sweetie's bedroom pretty soon. it's so pink and cute. good perspective practice.>>8627128>talking shit about m-muh husbandos they have never and likely will never "drag me down."
>>8627177>Best pony>Not TwilightIs it uhhTwilight?
>>8627181Damnit.I just did a little comic, too.
>>8627177Are you sure you're playing this right?
>Be really drunk at bar on weekend>at urinal, see "Fluttershy is best pony" scribbled into the wall">have a pen in my pocket, take it out and start to cross it out>friend walks in and sees me "what are you writing?"
>>8627185>Sweetie's bedroomWould she have some kind of hunky teenage stallion singer adorning her wall?
>>8627192I'm Dashingly sure
>>8625377Y'know if Tara really cared that much about seeing her kids Karate Tourny she probably wouldn't have attended in the first place.>>8625738No worries, Bronycon is letting people who run rape and gore tumblr comics have panels at the con now. They'll even pay their way.
>>8627194I must now write Twilight is best pony in every public bathroom I go into.
>>8627196It would be B.B.B.F.F.
>>8627196She strikes me as a huge Sapphire Shores fan
>>8627201Oh! It's Homolust Pride!
>the CMC crashed into the image server
>>8627201So your thinking about Lightning Dust!
>>8627185Well, at least you finally acknoledged that you're better at art than them.
>>8627185>How am I denying people by accepting I am not this amazing artist and trying to improve?Pardon me. I understood you wrong.
>inb4 1600 post thread because no images
>>8627215>Now we'll get our texting cutie marks for sure!Which one's voice did you read it in?
>>8627196>T Pain poster
MLPG please help!I can't find Derpy anywhere! I just saw her a while ago, but now she's gone.Where could she be?!
>>8627215>CUTIE MARK CRUSADER IMAGEBOARD ADMINISTRATORS!
>>8627203>No worries, Bronycon is letting people who run rape and gore tumblr comics have panels at the con now. They'll even pay their way.Wait what?
>image board>no images
>>8627212I'd post a happy Dash for you but you know/-\---\^^There that kind of looks like a pony
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Hey guys, I'm back. Missed you allSo here's my latest thing, what do you guys think about it?
>>8627233Have you tried random cardbord boxes lying on the ground?
Reminder: she isn't realhttp://imgur.com/gbYqHUL
It's 2:18. I'm drunk and still need to draw a pony thing for that draw event that's going on.I also need to wake up early for a 4 hour drive tomorrow. Or rather, today.When I crash and die, I'm blaming you MLPG.
>>8627234>"Ah don't know how all this code works!">"Just keep pressing buttons until something happens, Applebloom!"
>>8627243Please be real and just forgot to post the picture
>>8627228SweetieVoice crack on the sure
>>8627243oh my it's fantastic
>>8627205You will regret it. Don't do it.
>>8626680Lyra's juicy minty marehood is superior
>>8627243remove your name or remove yourself
>>8627227I could imagine it!
>>8627243not cool man
>>8627243Hmmpost on your tumblr, THEN I will believe you
>>8627251You will go to a better place anon.
>>8627220Why do you have to bring me into this?
>>8627068you sir are a gentleman and a scholar;V
>>8627228All of them.
>>8627260No regrets anon. No regrets.
>try to doodle on Goggles>it keeps straightening out your lines >make a circle>Goggles turns it into a pentagon or something>make a curved line>whoop, now its straightfuck
>>8627251Good luck!!!!八(＾□＾*) ﾀﾉﾑ!!wwwwwwww
>>8627251Drink coffee/tea and put cayenne powder in it
>>8627239What the hell
>>8627276Because it's true?Mew is better at art and he also whines less
I can't remember what pone looks like
>>8626430>>8626519>>8626554This entire chain.Yes.Yes.Yes please.
>>8627243>crying reaction face
>>8627266 reminds me of Vanguard
>>8627290This is why I don't even bother with Goggles anymore.Sketchtoy 4 lyfe
>>8627300ME NEITHER AAAHHH
WHERE DA PONIES AT>Upload failed.WHAT IS THIS SHIT
>>8627300It's just a bunch of circles.
Would you recline backwards and let a pony fall asleep on your front, embracing you?Keep in mind pony is heavy
>>8627220>by not addressing it I have obviously agreed to itI was just saying that they have not ever "dragged me down." They've only helped me grow as an artist.please don't assume shit.>>8627196sapphire shores sounds cute but BBBFF would be funny>>8627222well, if you were saying that since I have followers, and since I don't think i'm that great of an artist, I am "denying" them something or insulting them in some way, I am saying that the way I perceive my art and the way others do is completely unrelated.
>>8627348>Nobody can post images except Ross
>>8627348Wait, upload is back?
>>8627353blame google image search
>>8627348>images are working
Assuming she/he lurks this place everyday.How would your favorite pony react to this image problem?
Images back quick post apples!
PINKIE PIEWITH A BALLOONWITH A YELLOW/BROWN BACKGROUND
>>8627299>"Go away. Baitin'."
What were you guys doing?
Journal entry #54Been nearl twenty minutes since I last saw a pony. Can't even recall their faces anymore. I can feel everything slipping away.I wish now only for death to come quickly. If you find this message, please tell Pinkie Pie howdy!
>>8627368you son of a bitch
>>8627368I believed, if only for a moment
Well that was a bust.
>>8627378We're an imageboard again!
I REMEMBER NOW
well i'll be God-damned. i said it'd be done by Monday, and by Monday it is done. Cougararity part three, in which our intrepid audience surrogate must survive that Polyphemus of the MLP:FiM world, Sweetie Belle.the next one is about confessing the relationship to his mother.http://pastebin.com/2tJCGtdB
>>8627387where did her cutie mark go
this is spooky
>>8627409Thanks Rainbow Dash
>>8627409When did Dash say that?
>>8627342>eat Lyra out>drink a glass of orange juice
>>8627395Applejack is now the only remaining sentient creature in Equestria.What happens?
>>8627435Right before this scene
>>8627428She tore it off and inflated it.What do you think shes riding on now?the other ones popped
this will be one long ass hiatus
>>8627409Rainbow Dash sure is hooked on this whole bait thing!
>>8627416>busied himself watching professional wrestlingself-insert bullshit would not read
>>8627412WE HAVE PONESIGN
FINALLY I CAN POST LYRA AGAIN
>>8627471I think we can take it. We have each other
>Images are backBoo!I wanted to see drama!
>>8627471>long assunfwhich pony has the longest ass?
>>8627471>tfw I made that post>tfw now I post bait just to call it out as bait
>>8627471Luckily I'm an ass man
>>8627455>inventory management with a lot of different sized muffinsnot again, no
>>8627504>game over>have to resort your muffins again
ODDS: Fall asleep on my tabletEVENS: Press onwards
>>8627448What episode was this again, Anon. Pls.
>>8627521holy shit memories
>>8627485WHAT A FEELING
>>8627485Only your valentine?
i love ponies
>tfw leave dumb meta post and walk away>tfw come back an hour or more later and see it somehow drastically affected the outcome of the thread's discussion>tfw some anons are still discussing pretty much the same thing
>>8627480OH GOD NOOOOOOOOOOO
>>8627558I'M HIGH ON BELIEVING
>>8627498Rarity has a very shapely bottom
>>8627500What kind of bait is it, Rainbow Dash?
Why is the archive so slow
>>8627577>come back and post more dumb meta shit
>>8627558WHAT A THRILL
>>8627558Feels good man.I love Lyra.
>>8627577I've done that by using single words in spoilers.I love night threads.Ponynuts
A TRUE TRUE FRIEND HELPS THEIR FRIEND IN HEAT
Guys helpI have come to realize I have a very unhealthy obsession with the pretty pink pony. Please help me get over her
>>8627569From the thumbnail I thought she was pretending her mareteats were eyes and had her glasses down there.
>>8627631CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>you will never wake up with a sleeping little filly in your arms
>>8627606but it's a pony
>>8627651TWILIGHT PLEASE LET THIS SONG ENDWE'RE A BUNCH OF FLOATING HEADS
>>8627626No.Not that Lyra.That Lyra makes me depressed.And being depressed is bad m'kay.
>>8627631Well yeahI dont want pony to be uncomfortable. Some cold drinks inside should help
>>8627626You are not the only one.
>>8627651NO GODAMMITSHE NEVER FEELS IT
>>8627671but it's"too sexual"
>>8627644>You really think I'm pretty?
Does anyone have the comic where Lyra is trying to enjoy a treat?
>>8627644Get over her? Why?
>>8627631A FRIEND WILL BE THERE TO HELP THEM BREED
>>8627675A happy Lyra is always nice to see.
>>8627690You know darn well who I mean
>>8627659>She'll never kiss you on the cheek and ask what's for breakfast before scampering out of the bed
>>8627688>but it's>"too sexual"says who?
Why is it soft?
>>8627690Of course you're prettyAll princesses are
>>8627615Here it comes
>>8627728You say you don't know, so she makes you breakfast
>>8627734I like spaghettimancer lyra the most
>>8627734How could I ride pony when pony is so small?
>>8627740Because you're facing the wrong way
>>8627644I'd post that picture of pinkie stuck in the wall but I doubt the janitor would leave it alone even if I spoiled it
Which pony has the most rubbable belly?
>>8627746>>8627569not apparently whoops
>>8627734Lyra is a very spaghetti pone.
>>8627770Pony is not meant for riding non sexually
>>8627770Pony is actually quite strongTo them, you're like a hat.A fancy hat
>>8627729I keep finding GG art that I've missed.Why can't you just make a nice big archive for us?
>>8627695ANON ALWAYS DELIVERS.
The die is cast. Today, I have cross the Rubicon.
>>8627725Is it this one?
>>8627740Because you're ugly
>>8627758Would you let her be your awkwardness every day, every night?
You really think I'm purple?
>>8627235The mod of that Discored Whooves blog is getting his way paid to Bronycon and they're giving him a panel about some shit or anothel.Info link in the subject field.
What's holding you into ponies for the hiatus? I want to see how mainstream japan reacts