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I spent the day sorting through and re-reading a few thousand e-mails from 2010, and it was really a blast from the past. What a year it was.
Thanks for an awesome 9 years, and for some great e-mails along the way.

As always, I read all of my e-mail and can be reached with questions/comments/concerns/hate mail/and plain ol' hellos at moot@4chan.org (or on AIM at MOOTCHAT).
tl;dr version of 2010: "SPAM, SPAM, SPAM, and VIRUSES: The Movie"

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Old thread: >>8451825

Pone is getting ready to sleep.
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What's that smell?
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>>8457026
The Rock's cooking something.
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>>8457026

Progress
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>>8456984
Top ten out of all three seasons? Hmm... I might not go that far. Still a killer episode though.

>tfw Cindy Morrow used to write great episodes
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>>8457021
>I'll kill you
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>>8457029
OH GOD OH GOD OH GOD
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>>8457029
I would watch an episode where RD becomes princess of the wonderbolts
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>>8457029
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>>8456908
Sure, I've wanted to draw more Luna anyway.
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>>8457055
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>>8454895

Come join the drama mlpg.
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SWEET MOTHER OF CHRIST
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Coke pone is so unhealthy.
Why don't we have a water bottle pone?
Or mug of green tea pone?
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>>8457102

Fuck off.
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>>8457090
should be cute or sexy as hell. Can't wait
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>>8457071
I'd watch any episode in which Main Six Pony X becomes Princess of Such-and-such. They've all earned it.
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>rape
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>>8456742
Holy shit this art is atrocious
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Wow.
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>>8457105
There's a hot water bottle pone.
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>>8457102

Go away.
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>>8457105
Why don't you draw a healthier drink pony?
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>>8457139
You could pull something like that off if your were a better artist, but it just looks like shit
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http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Bryony
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>>8457139
Why aren't you drawing officially licensed pony art and getting paid for it MLPG?
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What if Tess is secretly doing official comics now?
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>>8457105
I remember some water bottle pone things but only a little
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>>8457139
that's not how pony legs work

does this person even fucking know how to draw?

FUCK I COULD DO BETTER WHY DON'T THEY HIRE ME?!
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>>8457123
They will continue to bow down to the true princess, Twilight Sparkle. They aren't even worthy enough to breath the same air.
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>>8457105

We unhealthy consumable pones now?
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>>8457139
What if Summer Mane is Jade Singer?
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>>8457197
Did you even apply for the position?

They can't hire you if you didn't apply.
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>>8457139
ZA
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>>8457214
>twifufags

you're probably just bamboozling me but i responded anyway
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>>8457075
>Those blotchy eyes
>White spots
>All dat colour bleeding
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>>8457103
Why does spike look like he got whacked in the head in the second panel
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>>8457197
It's pretty obvious that this guy does not give a fuck about doing the comic
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>>8457029
excuse me, but that position is currently taken
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>>8457225
would press my lips to her fill hole and suck out her creamy custard filling/10
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>>8457237
andy price did not apply. He got named dropped by cook
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I wish Applejack drew the comic instead
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>>8457271

>custard
>not raspberry jam

pleb
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>>8456513
>someone uses a image you spliced together
ho damn
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>>8457244
Because you're weak-minded individual But I love you anyways
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>>8457278

Fuck off.
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>>8457278
see >>8457153 >>8457110
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>>8457278
/v/ just leave
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>>8457269
>lilli2004
dude, she's like 9.
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>>8457290
>you will never a cream puff Cream Puff
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>>8457333
420 blaze it faggot
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>>8457333
>you will never be the little girl
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>>8457384
/a/ pls go
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>>8457419
>you will never be the little filly
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>>8457393
I have not seen that pic in a while
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>>8457426
SHUT UP MOOT
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>>8457438
aww that's cute
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>>8457445
/fur/ 2.0
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>>8457384
;_;
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>>8457445
Does anyone have that screen cap of moot posting Pinkie in that waifu thread?
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I think I nailed it.
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>>8457471
/fur/ ;_;7
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>>8457487
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>>8457471
>moot will never shut down /mlp/ and permaban us all
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>>8457497
looks pretty normal except for the spine-stick
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>>8457506
>Tess
;_;
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>>8457507
Would we just go back to /co/ or retreat to the sub?
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>>8457506
>ponyfags cum waifu
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>>8457506

>he says he just grabbed the first thing he found on google

I don't believe it.
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>>8457545
Probably the sub.
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>>8457497
2spooky
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>>8457545
I miss /co/...
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>>8457563

ONLY ON THE SUB!
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>>8457139

Holy shit I suck and I could draw better than that.
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>>8457586
shit could happen
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>>8457586
I hope that's one of the banners over there.
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>>8457586
IT CAN HAPPEN
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>>8457531
no h8 pls
Im a nu ortist
its mi style
i wasnt doing it seriusly
thats just ur upuniun
ur h8 jus makin me mor famuss
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I wish I could draw cute like this
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>"Uuuugh"

>*sigh*

>"How may I serve you...master?"
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when will there be interactive erotic software for pony
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>>8457572
We all do, anon. We all do.
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>>8457586
IT'S HAPPENING
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How do I know if I'm a good artist? I mean by fanartist standards? If, say, my art collected on a booru regularly gets better scores than the same material posted around the same time, does that mean I'm better than average?
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>>8457668
They're already people working on one. I think it's called Starswirl Academy.
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>>8457660
My feet have been killing me all day, how handy are you with those hooves?
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>>8457660
Just take the outfit off, Dash
if you're not having fun there's no point
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>>8457651
sorry, did I breach your comfort zone
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>>8457660

I request a sandwich and a blowjob from you servant horse, in that order.
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seeing how awful the guest comic artists are gives me hope for my future as an artist
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>>8457746
Pinkie Pie , pls.
She's my maid not yours.
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>>8457695
Depends on what you define as good. I've seen plenty of great artists in the fandom go completely unnoticed, while shits like Pokehidden stay at the top. Don't trust the internet to gauge your skill, you shouldn't even focus on how good you are.

Look at how far you've come since you've started. Now look the other way, at how much you can improve. Now keep going.
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>>8457746
but anon, that is exactly the point
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>>8457711
I approve of this name.
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>>8457760
>no wings
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>>8457658
tumblr link?
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>>8457775
We're all gonna make it.
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>>8457770
>not somehow combining the two

Do you even blow-wich, anon?
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>>8457809
>not getting blowjobs from sandwiches
Didn't realize it was so fucking pleb in here
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>>8457771
I know.
I'm inspired to actually learn to draw now.
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>>8457802
http://curepimmy.tumblr.com/
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>8457770
>an angry Dash in a maid outfit giving anon a blow job

I can get behind this idea
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So guys
Since Hasbro is starting to be smart with the toys what do you think will happen?
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>>8457847
>not sandwiching yourself between 2 blowjobs
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>>8457775
>Don't trust the internet to gauge your skill, you shouldn't even focus on how good you are.
>Look at how far you've come since you've started. Now look the other way, at how much you can improve. Now keep going.

I think I needed to hear that tonight.
Nobody says good things.
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>>8457809

>not getting the superior Sandjob
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>>8457875
>there will never be a VS pone asking if you want to code when you get home
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>>8457026
Fluttershy tooted.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDXInqmiqk
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>>8457880
RC flying Pegasus
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>>8457875
because I'm not sure how well the subject matter will go off
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>>8457894
That just sounds painful
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>>8457746

But her not having fun IS the best part!
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>>8457634
Still want a Gobs Seed story
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>>8457919
>I'm going to make it so dry
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>>8457875

Because I'm packing for my flight to Unicon tomorrow
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>>8457775
I'm not concerned with what I think of myself. I'm wondering how I'm viewed by peers and the fandom at large.
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>>8457939
that fucking video
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>>8457930

>you will never a cute goblin
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>>8457880
>Hasbro is starting to be smart with the toys
>Suddenly MLP toy sales increase even more because it's quality stuff
>2 more seasons preordered
>S7 finale
>When the alien armada reaches Equestria, Celestia finally reveals her reason of making Twilight and her friends ascend to Princesshood
>It's giant robots
>And pinkie's robot looks similar to Megas
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>>8457875
Not sure what to draw yet.
I was thinking of trying some coloring, even though I've been saying that for the past few days but never actually did it. Its kind of scary, I've had bad coloring experiences.
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>>8457894
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>>8457875
Heh, I use an old Wacom PTZ 430. It's almost eight years old now...
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>>8457907
>RC Pegasus
OH GOD, WHY ISN'T THIS A THING??

Only problem is flight, there's no way you'd get around not having a giant propeller on the top of it.

A Tank on the otherhand...
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>>8457961
[chomping intensifies]
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>>8457979
unf
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>>8457973
>no Symbionic Titan
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fVDXInqmiqk
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>>8457973
I fucking loved Megas
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>>8458018
Symbionic Titan was a shit show.
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>>8457393
>back when Scherzo used to contribute

Scherzo pls come back
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>>8458022

OH GODDESS! XD I was waiting for the 'yay' but... HA! XD
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>>8458024
>no tiara
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>>8458061
youtube commenter pls go
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>>8458060
you don't want scherzo to come back anon, he's changed
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>>8457487
>>8457506
http://archive.foolz.us/a/thread/69883269/#69885653
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>>8458094
How so?
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>>8458068
does she need one?
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>>8458024
>wings

oh you

>you will never make sweet love to twilight while she drinks a martini
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>>8458060
all he seems to do is draw close ups of rainbow dashs face now
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>>8458094
War never changes
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>>8457660
>maid dash
step this way sir.
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>>8458060
Scherzo's gotten too edgy now
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>>8457954
...Thaaaat shouldn't be your main concern. Thinking about yourself should be part of it, because you should have some self-confidence with your art. Too many great artists fall into depression or convince themselves they're awful, and never show their stuff. Worrying too much of what others think of you and your art can be a bad thing. You'll try to please everyone, and if you do get big, end up selling out or become a one-trick pony. Moderation is the key though, because you should also take criticism and suggestions (see: Ross doing neither and being one of the most hated people here).

Just keep drawing and improving, being confident in your work.
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>>8458116
why not
if you're gonna add wings why stop there?
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>>8457951
Nigga you were packing earlier too

If you need space, don't pack that horse dildo.
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>>8458138
if I've noticed anything its always the really shitty artists who spout bullshit like this
like if they parrot it to themselves often enough it will come true
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>>8458159

I'm nervous okay! I don't wanna forget anything.
And although there's plenty of room for him, there's no way I'd bring that thing to Vegas. Not after Hops almost had his confinscated by airport security.
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>>8458184
I didn't even know Nobody drew.
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>>8458184
this is bait
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>>8458207
Nobody draws, I thought you knew that anon.
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>>8458121
>>8457660
I would a Rainbow maid. I would very much so.
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>>8458230
we nobody now?
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>>8458201
See, now I'm imagining what security would talk about after confiscating an exotic dildo from some guy.
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>>8458213
the only bait here is the promise that ANYONE can be a great artist even though contrarily evidenced by the fandom, history and the internet at large
eg: all the artists in mlpg except noel disco and rose
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>>8458253
We were always nobody, Nobro.
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>>8458230
Nobody pls
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>>8458257
>"...Only a medium?"
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>>8458230
>samefag

Maybe you should put on a trip, nobody. You're a contributor after all.
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>>8458207
Course I do.
>>8457497
>>8457875
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>>8458257

It's a pretty common thing, actually. Apparently only 1 in 10 dildos actually set off the detectors.
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>>8457875
because I've got an idea and I'm afraid that if I do it in the middle of the night I'll fuck it up at the sketch stage, get discouraged and not draw it.

Or in the middle of it, being on MLPG I'll want to switch styles or some shit
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>>8458269
oh, alright
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>>8458267
Anyone can be a great artist. Being a popular artist and a great artist are two different things, Anon.
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>>8458230
>Nobody
Why
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>>8458281
ok
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>>8458267
anyone can be a great artist if only the have the willpower to keep practicing

few people have the willpower to keep practicing
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>>8458310
Nobody knows why.
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I'm not afraid!
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>>8458281
I don't understand why people use names without trips
it doesn't make any sense to me
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>>8458299
see, you are the exact kind of shitlord I would expect to hear that from
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>>8458267
>>8458299
I would argue anyone could at least be an okay artist if they spent enough time actually doing it.

But I have no proof for art, just programming and memorizing thousands of kanji.
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>>8458310
Who could have done that?
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Guis plz
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What would you do if you could make love to pone, but you would die shortly afterwards?
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>>8458364
Leave me alone I'm having fun.
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We namefag contributors without trips now?
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>>8458374
Make love to pone
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>>8458374
I would kill for that.
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>>8458374
How shortly after? Would there be time for cuddling? Could I drift off to sleep with her in my amrs?
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>>8458390
Sure
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>>8458398

Yes, the first time you fall to sleep afterwards, you won't wake up.
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>>8458374
Not make love to pon and stay alive, preferably.
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>>8458374

>Make Love

I just want to fuck a pone.
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>>8458433
Dooks please.
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>>8458374
Can I cuddle pon and stay alive?

I'd have a loving non sexual relationship and then fuck her when I contract cancer or something
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>>8458390

Sure.
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>>8458433

Dooks stram!
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>>8458374
how does she feel about this?
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>>8457880
>Hasbro
>Smart with toys

I'm gonna need proof of this.
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>>8458482
You guys, why
don't make me get a trip
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>>8458118
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>>8457981

Or a giant propeller UNDER it.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kNWfqVWC2KI
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>>8458374

Could I just shit blood for a week for a hoofjob?
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>>8458497
why are you responding to him?
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>>8458497

It stops eventually

I don't have to draw a horsedick/and or balls to prove myself anymore. It comes in waves
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>>8458504

>-grabs you by the throat- back the fuck off?!?
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>>8458518
Accident,
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>>8458520
brae pls
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>>8458497
>>8458518

I just got here. Humor me a bit?
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>>8458520
I went ahead and got a trip anyways.
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>>8458497
You probably should
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>>8458520

I don't believe you draw horse cock plz
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>>8458555
we nobody now
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>>8458555
I tried giving advice, then people started using my name, then other contributor's names.
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>>8458563
Hey, that's not my trip
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>>8458572

>implying i dont still have a stockpile of them saved
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Are we still artists?
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>>8458563
>>8458583
I hate you guys.
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>>8458583
that's not my trip either
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>>8458595
No we are all boncon goers.
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>>8458595
Ross 2.0 pls
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Day 3
2/19/2013
Estimated Total MLPG posts: 6568
Estimated Total /mlp/ posts: 28292
(A thread got pushed out of today with some black text blocks)

Some cute little plushies got announced today. It probably won't even be close to that good looking when the mass produced versions come out, buy hey! We can hope.
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>>8458602
Sorry Nobody.
Wherever you are.
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>>8458595
Or are we dancer?
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>>8458602

Sorry forgot my trip.
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>>8458612
is that plushie official?
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>>8458595
it seems bad that it was drawn so badly
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>>8458628
Close enough!
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>>8458635
mad* oops
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>>8458299
Hell, being a popular artist is just a matter of putting yourself out there, and drawing what people want to see.
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>>8458622
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Real talk?
I kinda wanna see Equestria Girls become an actual show. Or a series of shorts. It'll be interesting to watch unfold.
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>>8458652
>>8458628

It's official. Made under order from hasbro
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>>8458374
i already get regular horsesex right now, why would i want to kill myself for more?
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What would dash want on her pizzhe?
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>>8458654
I've been doing that for some time. Barely even have 300 followers.
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>>8458662
but it is becoming a real show...
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>>8458612
>Hamburger Time again
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>>8458567
GG is Ice Pack basically your OC.

I mean I know he's an OC that you made but is he YOUR OC.

tl;dr do you even ponysona
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>>8458628

I can't wait to officially cum inside them.
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>>8458635
it wasn't drawn bad. It's my style. Pinkie is really big like my fetish. But this isn't for my fetish. I draw Pinkie in my human interpretation.

You're just mad you don't draw like me.
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>>8458685

You're not doing it well enough.

Not everyone can market themselves well. It's a hard thing to pinpoint and nail down.
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>>8458681

Show-accurate talking pone with souls and complex emotions.
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>>8458700
>forgot my image
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>>8458655
>dhalsim colgate
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>>8458612
Holy shit.

I.... I want to sleep with that.
I want to hold my own little Twilight while I sleep.
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Has anyone ever thought to use the 4chan colors to make a pony?
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>>8458681
nachos pls go
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>>8458700
Ice Pack is my self insert. That's why he fucks all the mane 6 all the time and has a tiny dick.

But secretly though I'm gay.

I'm not really GG, idiot.
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>>8458740

It's only 12 inches anon!
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>watch madmax draw her comics
>skips sketching and goes straight to bodies/faces
>looks simple enough
>try to skip the sketch step
>it looks like a pile of shit
well fuck.
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>horsey cock
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>>8458662
I kinda wanna see Galaxy Girls become an actual show. Or a series of shorts.
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>>8458718
That's true enough. All I do is post on my tumblr and take requests. I only try to get by on my own art, and the improvement thereof. I don't reblog a bunch of stuff. I don't get other more famous people to reblog me.
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>>8458747
no
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>>8458762
That's enough.
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>>8458762
>Big Macintosh's final words before anon died
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>>8458762
I wish, more like 4.5 ;_;
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>>8458374
Cuddle. Just being around her would be more than enough. I don't need sexuals.
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>>8458684
Everything
Everything they have
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>>8458789
>with a giant grin on his face
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>>8458747
there's the >rapestallion but I can't seem to find any pictures of him
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>>8458762
A magic spell backfired, anon. She got turned into a little foal. Until she finds the counter spell she needs somebody to keep her company so she can sleep easy in such a big bed.
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>go to the sub's front page
>see this

MUH SIDES
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>>8458789

Someone figured out that an MLP stallions dick would be close to 7 inches. Maybe 8-9 max.

that means i could hilt him
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POST YOUR FAVORITE NONSEXUAL PICTURE
IF YOU HAVE A LOT OF FAVORITES JUST PICK ONE

GO
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>>8458747
Sage pony is that kinda
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>>8458662
Real talk?
It is a real ass show
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>>8458747

I did. It was my first pone. And it was hideous.
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>>8458844
Oh man, that's my favorite sexual picture.
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>>8458828
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>>8458862
post it you wimp
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>>8458844
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>>8458844
Remember you asked for this! You wanted this feel!
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>>8458844
Easy
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>>8458844
OK HERE'S ONE OF MY FAVORITES
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>>8458878
yeah, there we go
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>>8458844
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Describe your favorite pony porn picture, in graphic yet vague detail.

See if we can guess which one.
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>>8458843

I wish I had a "I wonder who could be behind this post" image for you, braeburned.
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>>8458853
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>>8458774
I would watch it if the designs weren't shit.
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>>8458880
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>>8458844
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Does this look too dumb
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>>8458844
my folder isn't big enough yet but I like non-sexualized human pone
especially AJ, it's hard to make human AJ look bad
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>>8458909
whap whap whap
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>>8458879

I don't think I have it saved on this computer, and if I did I wouldn't post it.
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>>8458926
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>>8458929
the animu hair looks incredibly dumb, but I assume that's the point
what do his colors look like?
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>>8458950
I honestly wish straight haired grumpy pinkie the downer was in the show or a character with her hair style.
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>>8458943
Applejack!
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>>8458929
It looks like an OC. Is it yours?
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>>8458929
I don't care for the pointy back part of the mane.
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Alright, gotta go sleep.

Don't forget to tell any drawfags about the MLPG Drawing Event next week! Any questions can be directed at nobodydraws.tumblr.com/ask


If this is successful, I might make it a monthly thing
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>>8458844
>so many cute ponies around me
>I want them all
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>>8458909
In this image, the character grasps their partner's penis and gives a inexpereinced yet lovely, handjob working up the courage to use their tongue, which then, the partner penis explodes in orgasm
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>>8458612

What is this? The hair and tail... the eyes... they... they made an attempt to make it look like it's from the show.

I feel...

...happy, all of a sudden.
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>>8458909
semiconsensual frotting
one of the stallions is much larger than the other
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wat
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>>8458894
That whole episode man

I'm going to go watch it again right now.
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>>8458929

Why do they have a model version of Mt. Everest on their head?
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>>8458950
>that Pinkie
>"Best Pone" balloon
I laff.
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>>8458929
It's an OC, Rei, they always do.
What's the color scheme?
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>>8458909
I don't have a favorite pony porn picture
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>>8458844
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>>8458929

Is that

a Sniperchan pony
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>>8458844
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>>8458976
Rainbow Dash!
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>>8458993
link
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>>8458909
She enjoys being filled with the seed of two different species, their members violently thrusting up against the nub of her cervix and blasting her womb with their mixed seed.
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>>8459039
Why is Rarity staring straight at Fluttershy's cooch? Where is Fluttershy's tail?
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Damnit dash.
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>>8458844
this one because it was the image that inspired me to draw
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>>8458766
what is her stream?
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>>8459039
heh
cute
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>>8458939

At first I thought the faint plaid pattern on her shirt was a watermark.
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>>8458964
>>8458985
>>8459009
I think I need to change the hair.

>>8458980
>>8459016
Yeah, I'm trying to make my VERY FIRST OC OH MAN but I'm not really all that great at it. Not too sure about the colors but I was thinking like, a fiery orange and red for the hair. It's supposed to be a she.
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>>8459078
oh jeez i keep forgetting it was animated
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>>8458909

apples and oranges
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>>8459102
I want a picture of dash's butt
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>>8459069
It's not sposeta be. Her hair does look a little too similar, though.
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>>8458909

>putting my small human penis inside AJ's wet mare pussy
>she says "bless your heart, sugarcube"
>I cum
>she asks if I'm finished
>hear Applebloom giggling in closet
>I pull out, literally zero friction
>AJ condescendingly declares she'll be sore for days
>I die a little inside
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>>8458844

I post Rumble. Because Rumble is cute.
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>>8458950
I like that artist's rendering
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>>8459146
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>>8459079
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>>8459120
Well, just make sure the colors aren't too saturated, and you should be fine.
It looks more interesting than mine, at least.
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>>8459146
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>>8458769
something strange has happened to me. for the longest time i have only jacked off to horse dicks but now i prefer horse vaginas.

how do you explain that?
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>>8459159

I just figured with the hair, and her cutie mark being a setting-appropriate projectile weapon and all.
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>>8459160

hahahahaha

damn cuckolding boner
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>>8459120
Well, atleast she looks different.
Every time I try to draw an OC, it look so much like an actual character everyone thinks I was just drawing that character and I just roll with it.
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>>8459165
I post Rumbletwins. Because Rumbletwins is cute.
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>>8458844
So powerful this little unicorn is.
>>8459165
:3
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>>8459205
that image

what
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>>8459180
Nice girl. What's her name?
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>>8459205
Your disease is healing.
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>>8459180
he come to town
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>>8459098

She shaved it off for the play she's in.
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>>8459220
I post spike because he just got a spanking for being a bad dragon

UEHUEHEHEUEUHEEH
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>>8459240
He come to save.
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>>8459205
Anon, I'm sorry to tell you this, but I think you might be a heterosexual.
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>>8459259

The Princess ZELDA.
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>>8459252
But that isn't Twilight
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>>8458998
I want to cuddle with Twilight Sparkle.
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>>8459171
Yeah its really, really good. I've never searched for any other pictures by them though.
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>>8459146
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>>8459258
Anon.
Just stop.
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>>8459165
>>8459220
mah collective niggas
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This thread is a shithole and I'm glad I left.

And before you ask, no, I never even visit the general at this point, I just wanted to come here to laugh at all of you and tell you I don't come here anymore and I'm better than you for it and Rarity's a slut. Oh and I was also here in October 2010 so I guess I'm better than everyone for that too.

Now I'm going to go discuss the show on one of the other sites I've found that's so much better than this thread; I'm not going to tell you where it is of course but believe me, it's insanely more fun than this dump is. Maybe I'll even draw some art for a few of my friends that post there too, they used to post & contribute here but they left when it got so bad.

Boy, I sure am glad I never waste any time here anymore, it's good I was able to leave unlike you losers and now I've found far more productive uses for my time than shitposting on MLPG.

See you in hell, dorks.
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>>8459205
I need the context of this picture
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>>8459286
I like Dosh.
I love pegasus pones.
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>>8459160
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>>8459298
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>>8459298
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>>8459317
winged horses are best horses
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>>8459298
bait
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>>8459298
>email field
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>>8459349
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>>8458929
the anime hair and edgy angry look screams out 14 year old dA OC.
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>>8459252
Incorrect
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>>8459165

Yeah, you are.

Lookit, you're about to drop off right here.

C'mon. Let's get you to bed.
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>>8459274
But Ganon took her away.
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>>8459359
that's disgusting
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>>8459359
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>>8459359
that's not a marshmallow pony
that's not a marshmallow pony at all
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>>8459359
how does that work
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>>8459359
HUAUUUUUUUUUGH
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>>8459402
I'm just pretending it's custard. He took vanilla custard, and is putting it in the horse's hole for reasons unknown.
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>>8459296
>equestria has no age laws for mares to court stallions
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>>8459339
My negro.
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>>8459079
https://derpibooru.org/82870?scope=scped1177953fcce20fd2bcedf17aa590a9e95e1cf70
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>>8459375

Now the children no play...
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>>8459433
pedo pls go
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>>8459402
>>8459429

It's vaginal fluid and a bit of piss.
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>>8459386
>>8459388
>>8459398
>>8459402
Aww, I missed it..
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>>8459437
even the lame ones that hate flying are still pretty crool
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>>8459368
adorable
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>>8459439

oh dude I love this one too
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>>8459454
there are actually people who want to fuck real horses?
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>>8459454
that's some thick looking piss
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>>8459472
Sadly, yes.
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>>8459472
There are people that DO fuck real horses.
And get fucked by them.
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>>8459433
>you will never be Rumble
>you will never be lusted on by two pegusi or any ponies for that matter
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>>8459439
>that style of horse dick

wow that is awful
>>
Want to smack rainbow dash in the face with a purse?

http://renaissancebrony.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Smack-355007397
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>>8459470
I-It's my fetish. My fetishes are tame compared to everyone, not sure if I should be ashamed or not
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>>8458844
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>>8459433
Why do you always have to make things weird, anon?
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>>8459506
I disagree. What is YOUR preferred style?
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>>8459493
condoms?
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>>8459511
Holy shit bookmarked

This is great
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>>8459516
There could be much worse fetishes to have. Pic related, fuck you guys for giving it to me.
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>>8459516

Even the most deviant of us enjoy tame fetishes too. Besides EA maybe.

what about it is exactly your fetish, though?
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>>8459528
Oh man
I haven't seen that in ages
I love it

Makes Trixie more personable
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>>8459368
>>8459468
I saw a little greentexty I'm drawing out
>Rumble and Flitter are having donuts and cocoa
>Rumble takes a drink of his cocoa, not realizing there's a little bit of foam on the end of his nose
>Flitter takes a napkin and dabs his nose clean before smiling at him

I need to think of him interacting with cloudchaser more. She's the sportier looking one. Maybe doing aeriel stunts
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>>8459452
But they will when Link saves the day.
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>>8459545
Neigh
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>>8459561
Dangit AJ put that down
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>>8459559
>green magic

i see you
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>>8459505
Its just not fair.
Why is reality so cruel?
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>>8459528

Trixie, I know I said you were welcome to just about anything in the fridge... you didn't have to SNEAK down here like you were stealing it.

Is that-- did you eat a whole fish? Like bones and everything?

...I'm not even mad anymore. That's pretty impressive.
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>>8459516
pls
my fetishes are ponies, tea parties, and the color purple.
you can't possible be more tame than me.
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Remember that time
We talked in haikus a lot?
We should do that now.
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>>8459572
Excellent
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>>8459541
something at least a little realistic. he is completely missing the head of the penis. that is usually a pretty important part of the penis.
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>>8459559

I didn't have it until that one guy did a greentext in which it slowly pleasures your cock and due to some magic bullshit, it feels as free as letting your cock out

I want some warm, magic Flutterpanties
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>>8459511
>And don't worry; RD secretly enjoys it.
u-unf?
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>>8459180
It's amazing he gets anything done while carrying all that shit
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>>8459466
imagine that stuff coming out of keanu's mouth coming out of a horse vagina
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>>8459568
Yes to both.

Yesss.
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>>8459585
She swallowed the entire thing. Imagine what she could do for you.
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>>8459603
We really shouldn't
I can't into poetry
let's all fap instead
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>>8459618
Yeah I know, that go me too. Fuck you guys.
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>>8459528
I... I want to kiss her nasty fish mouth
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>>8459652
Why is this a thing? Why do I like it?
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>>8459650
What is wrong anon?
Do you not enjoy haikus?
We can fap later.
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>>8459493
any on here?
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>>8459603
I think that instead
We should do object pones
Those were really fun
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>>8459641
I didn't even see it Anon. Sheesh..
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>>8459159

>Archer pony

And here I thought I'd finally found one.
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>>8459563
I don't know, it's the strangest thing. I like it when tey use their hands, oral is good too but the hands. I don't know. It's the hand itself that gets, it's just using it. The though of fingers kneading it, squeezing it, playing around with it like toy. I just don't know
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>>8459684
Because you like kinky shit anon.
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>>8459646

Anon, please. She's in a low enough place in her life already without me taking advantage of her.

She can stay until she gets back on her feet, and then I expect her to be moving on.
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>>8459702
No, that's what that picture was, basically
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>>8459702
>even want
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>>8459603
Dude, shut the fuck up.
No one wants to do that shit,
You fucking faggot.
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>>8459603
What the hell, Zer0
You know Salvador can't read
Let's play something else
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>>8459603
I tried to do that.
But I failed miserably.
Twilight is best pony.

[sic]
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>>8459692
I had a thought
Very short furnace pone quest
Does it sound okay?
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>>8459718
>i'm tired of your shit twilight
>too bad
>bleep
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>>8459735
WELP IT LOOKS LIKE I SHOULD JUST GO TO BED NOW
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>>8459568

I wrote that. I really wanna see it when it's finished!
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>>8459718
>>8459652
>>8459559
this is, quite literally, the most ludicrous fetish I've ever seen. The worst part of it all, I can kind of see "it" and it horrifies me
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>>8459729
You should be a gracious host and allow her to repay you. Until she can make up for rent, at least.
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Which pony enjoys tea parties the most?
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>>8459748
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>>8459806
Zecora
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>>8459759
I'd say yes, but I'm sure it's not going to end the way I want it to so I probably wouldn't play along
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>>8459603
Oh please, gentlemen
We should discuss fetishes
So what turns you on?
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>>8459785
agreed
the first pic i saw of it was a repost of something my friend did
but at the same time it reminded me of that werediaper comic that went around/v/ a while back and just couldn't help but laugh now
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>>8459763
Nigga, dat corny and gay
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>>8459806
Fluttershy and Rarity.
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haikus are for nerds and faglords and nerdy faglords.
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>>8459806
these two seem to enjoy them quite a bit
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>>8459822
With a full belly and a nap in the fireplace?
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>>8459729
>Not wanting to room with Trixie
>Not wanting to date Trixie

After that incident with Twily she's much less haughty
She's a hard worker

She'd be a real catch
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>>8459617
have you even seen a horse penis?
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>>8458965

PONEEEE POOOONE
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>>8459785
>>8459836
I'm sorry anons. I did not want this fetish either
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>>8459564

It makes me feel kinda embarrassed for her. A little sorry, too. Like she doesn't know where her next meal is coming from most of the time, and she only wanted to make a sandwich or something, but she lost control for a second.
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>>8459847

Chunk Slabsteak only has protein shake parties.
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>>8459759
Please don't be murder
I want cute Furnace Pony
Doing cute pon things
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>>8459852
Tape around the windows and doors and a long, warm nap
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>>8459847
YYEEEEAAAUGHH
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>>8459655
darf stop.
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>>8459806
Probably Sweetie Belle
She makes Rarity join her for her awful tea sandwhiches and pastries
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>>8459799

If she can do stuff around the house, just keeping it tidy, picking up after herself, the like, that'd be great. If she can pay a few bits for rent and food, all the better.
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>>8459913
>darf
>capitals
>ever
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>>8459847
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>>8459870
I don't even want it, I just think it's hilarious that people do.
I can safely say it's the most out there fetish I've seen
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>>8459854
no penis on any animal is flat like that.
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>>8459972
Really?
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>>8459891

Snowflake is a crappy name
I will call him Gruff Buff
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>you will never cuddle two scared pegasus pones during a lightning storm
>you will never have an arm around each of them, both holding on to you tightly
>you will never fall asleep with them, both their bodies keeping you warm and comfortable while you drift off to sleep to the sound of steady rainfall
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>>8459870
I just want Fluttershy wrapped around my dick, I don't care how.
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Friendship is Magic;
The Lauren Faust did create.
/co/ said 'I like this'.
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>>8459843
Haikus ARE for nerds
Faglords and Nerdy Faglods
Now please kill youslef
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>>8460005
>not Doyu Evenlift
>>>/mlp/
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>>8459972
I can't even explain what I like about it
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>>8459972
you haven't seen shit
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>>8459954
I'm so glad Candy-Ass is now only second worst princess
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>>8459992
[citation needed]
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>>8459603

Haiku are easy
Although sometimes a bit odd
Hippopotamus
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>>8460023
>that name
>>>/anywhere else/
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>>8460023
>not megasus
>>>/ribbit/
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>>8459913
I'm not darf, but I can't help it!

I want that nasty mouth wrapped around my dick, too.
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>>8459853

Yes, she would be.

But I'm not going to take advantage of her in return for letting her stay with me a while. That's just over the line.
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>>8460023
>Doyu Evenlift

that meme is long dead
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>>8460036
That's a nice haiku
But I think mine is better
Refrigerator
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>>8460000
Really, anything that the pony fanbase has come up with. I'm not a big fan of pony porn whatsoever
It's all just funny to me though, shit gets ridiculous. I mean, vagina eyelids...?

I did see a fleshlight that was a foot with a cunt in the bottom though, that was pretty funny
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>>8460010
>tfw winter
>tfw no rain
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>>8460049
I bet you want Rainbow Dash's crusty cunt flakes too don't you.
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>>8459833
Lots of things anon.
Like that Flutterpanties stuff.
I'm a little weird.
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>>8460049
>"H-how much does a blowjob cost? I'll give you enough to cover my part of the rent. I-I don't want to go back to the street, please!"
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Can you believe it mlpg? My little twily is a princess now too! Now we can have princess tea parties for 22 minutes, wouldn't that be great? I'm still the cutest though, right?
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>>8460092
>tfw your life is pretty plain
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>>8460118
no
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>>>/plsgo/
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>>8460106
God dammit

yes
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>>8459603
That wouldn't be nice
It'd get hard to read quickly
Can't we just talk normalNO! SIX SYLLABLES! OH, IT'S RUINED! GOD DAMNIT!
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>>8459875

>Implying Slam Deadlift isn't a pretty good grillmaster
>Implying he doesn't have tailgate parties at his place
>Implying he doesn't cook for his relatives when they have a special occasion
>Implying he won't cook for you too on one condition; That you go three minutes in the ring with him.
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>>8460118
cadance, you're an awful pony.
tea parties sound nice though
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>>8460128
das a dope song
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>>8460118
Yes, yes and yes__
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does anypony know if there is going to be an episode this saturday?
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>Tfw I have
>no qt 3.14
>sweet pony gf
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>>8460160
hurrdeffdurdhur
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>>8460160
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>>8460128
>bumblefuck

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAA
AAHAHAHAHAHAAH
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>>8460117
I dunno, doesn't seem like she wants it enough.

maybe if she begged for me to let her suck my dick, I'd let it. Maybe.
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Oh yeah
Almost forgot
Today I saw a guy wearing combat boots, a long trench coat, and a rainbow Dash cutie mark shirt
He also had a chin beard waxed into two spikes and long hair
Brony sightings are becoming more common for me.
What could be the cause?
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>>8460160
There will be two pony episodes on the hub this saturday, but they won't be new
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>>8460078
You challenge me, sir?
Very well then, I accept!
Oh, shit-- wait-- time out!
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>>8460160
Lyra, there's bad news.
In fact I think you should sit.
We haitus now
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>>8460178
iktf
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>>8460195
>What could be the cause?

hot topic
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>tfw getting lasik surgery tomorow

I'm scared guys.
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>>8460195
It's like when you get a new car and then you start noticing them everywhere
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>>8460178
I love how heartbroken she looks, you can see heart ripping in half
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>>8460246

Tell me how that shit goes, I'm gonna get it before I ship out
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good night
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>>8460246

Just don't watch Final Destination 5 until after if you haven't already.
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wut r u doin
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>>8460227
>i used to think that store was kinda cool
>Before that I was scared of it because it was dark and weird
Oh god
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>>8460195

>He also had a chin beard waxed into two spikes
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>>8460178
Fuck the gf, I want the pi
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>>8460246
Good luck, anon
I want to get it but I'm pretty sure my insurance won't cover it
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>>8460270

Goodnight.
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>>8460246
If it makes you feel any better, the chances of them fucking up both of your eyes is pretty low. In fact, if they fuck one up I'd say they'd immediately stop.

So you won't wake up completely blind in both eyes.

Probably.
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>>8460246
I would have one eye done at a time just in case.
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>>8460195
Ever since I moved into the city to go to College, I've seen so many damn bronies everywhere. Its terrifying. The closest I've ever gotten to one was someone in one of my classes. The first day he came in an announced that RainbowDash was the best pony. A bunch of people cheered from back of the room. Worst of all he sat right beside me.
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>>8460270
>pixel art
Well, at least it's not freestanding.
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>>8460273
fuck that entire series
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>>8460178
this is a terrible feel
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>>8460275
nothin much
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>>8460246

Shhh - it'll be okay, Anon. Just relax.

What are you getting it for?

My Gran Ma had it done a few years ago - she was doing just fine when she was showing off the photos.
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>>8460294

I watch it for the suspense.
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>>8460202
Do you bite your thumb?
You bite your thumb at us, sir?
Do you quarrel, sir?
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>>8460178
Oh my god I remember that scene. Just... All her friends were mad at her, but it wasn't until Celestia said that. Man. You could FEEL her heart break in two.
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>>8460301
im sleep
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>>8460178
>>8460297

>implying you would have a chance with a princess
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>>8460301

>lyra.jpg
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Wou;d you all hate me if I bought a derpy sticker from hot topic?
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>>8460291
Did he smell?
Did you ask him if he would cum inside her?
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>>8459433
God, I love that picture so much. Have anything else like it?
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>>8460342
>a chance with a princess
>a chance
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>>8459729

Would you help Trixie improve her act OR help her find a new line of work?
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>>8460351
I never understood the appeal of stickers.

Where would you put it?
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>>8460351
I already hate you.
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canon best ship
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>>8460325
>>8460301
>>8460275
hay guise

can i join
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>>8460342
>implying I wouldn't give it a shot anyway
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>>8460351

I don't care.
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>>8460273
>>8460294
That series got me paranoid about plane travel. 9/11 didn't help any single bit either. Fuck that airplane scene in the first one.
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>>8460259
Will do...
>>8460285
Well i'll be paying out of pocket, i have really annoying near sightedness and astigmatism.
>>8460288
thing is you have to be awake for the procedure. they need you to stare at the orange laser light while your cornea is cut open.
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>>8460367
She appeared to be a skilled rock breaker so there's always a future in that.
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>>8460351
It depends
Are you a seven year old, the cut-off age for it to still be acceptable to still buy stickers?
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>>8460227
>work in a music shop
>forced to play mostly top 40 crap all day to draw people in
>walk past Hot Topic
>realize how lucky I am
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>>8460309
I say fuck the first movie because it is legitamely terrifying to me. I say fuck the rest because they suck and most are too contrived to unnerve me the second one is not so bad but it had signs of where the series was going
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>>8460310

I DO bite my thumb...
But not at thee, sir, no no!
I have no quarrel--!
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We hiatus now.
We hiatus forever.
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>>8460383

>implying you wouldn't become the laughing stock of equestria
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>>8460390
>You have to be awake during the procedure
Hahaha, no way I'm doign that
>They need you to stare at the orange laser light while your cornea is cut open
Fuck that shit.
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>>8460390

They do barely sedate you in some cases, though

they also numb your eye
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>>8460390
Poor Isaac...he wanted to fuck that marker so badly.
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>>8460383
She'd probably find it endearing.
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>>8460390
>laying in your chair as the surgery begins
>the female doctor above you whispers in a very monotone voice 'Cross your heart, and hope to die'
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>>8460367

It's her choice to make, but whatever it is, I'll do my best to support it.
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I hope seaponies are in S4.
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>>8460342
why wouldn't I anon?
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>>8460310
No, sir, I do not bite my thumb at you, sir.
but I bite my thumb, sir.
Quarrel sir! no, sir.
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>>8460365

FUCK
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>>8460367
She's pretty good at what she does, she just needs to refine her show a bit
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>>8460372
I dunno. I just want one. Of all merch I saw, the only one i want is the derpy sticker.

>>8460398
I'm 21 I look 17
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>>8460430
>laying in your chair

It's "lying" you cretin.

You don't even deserve eyes.
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>>8460213
oh no. so nopony knows if there will be one?
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>>8460441

You're not even the same species.
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>>8460390
>Can't get lasik due to thin cornea
WELL FUCK YOU TOO, SCIENCE
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>>8460367
I'd show her a line of coke on my dick.
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>>8460406

[sadness intensifies]
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>>8460422
Yea but the results are amazing. my friend got it and he swears by the difference.
>>8460423
yea they put numbing eye drops. you don't feel it but still...
>>8460427
hes in a better place now
>>8460430
pls no
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>>8460499
I already told you you dumb horse
there are going to be two episodes of pony show but they aren't new
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>>8460488
Fuck you and fuck you're grammer.
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>>8460476
Get one of these instead.
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>>8460499
I love that pone.
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>>8460403

Three and four were pretty bad, but I honestly thought 5 was really good, and hopefully assuming there are more (apparently the next two will be back-to-back) they will continue the improvement. Number 5, unlike the previous ones, actually introduced a new plot device, and focused more on either the suspense in the buildup of a death, or putting effort into making some of the deaths actually UNexpected.
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>>8460551
she's very pretty
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>>8460559

Man, Applejack would love King of the Hill

she'd even try to get her friends to stand around with her and sip cider
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>>8460518
stick a needle in your eye
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>>8460506
No, but what does that have to do with her being a princess?
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>>8460387

I'd think if I were a construction worker or something like that then the series would REALLY get under my skin.
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>>8460190
>"I... *sniff* I need it. I need your dick. Need it. Without your cock in my throat, my life is suffering. Now, wouldn't you say the Whorish and Desperate Trixie is the most amazing little slut in all Equestria? Or at least in this postal code."
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>>8460588
She incredibly pretty.
I don't have many pictures of her though.
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>>8460610

She probably stallions lining up for her.
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Is this hair better? It feels like she'd have different colors now, for some reason.
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>>8460638
Lyra is second ugliest pone
Stupid horned Dash recolor
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>>8460619
UNF
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>>8460588

>every day I come home and this faggot is looking up at me with this face
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I can't wait for more Trixie in S4
>That voice
unf
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>>8460638
Oh? She has many pictures of you.
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>>8460638
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>>8460671
I think it's better. I'm not an artist though.
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>>8460325
>Dashes kicky little legs twitch sightly when she's dreaming
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>>8460671
I'm sorry to say this but honestly, she now looks generic. It's too plain. Doesn't stand out.
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>>8460671
That's Cream Puff's hairstyle but spikier.
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>>8460638
>guaranteed lyradump.txt
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>>8460671

Looks good to me~
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>>8460595
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>>8460693
BUT HOW
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>>8460671
I like it, make her tail look more like her hair though. What colors are you gonna give her?
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>>8460691
WHY IS THAT YELLOW PENIS TRYING TO GET TRIXIE TO DRINK SOMETHING
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>>8460703

What the fuck is that thing?
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>>8460691
Don't worry
Trixie will be in nearly every episode of Equestria Girls
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>>8460671
I like this hair style. What color scheme were you going for before?
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>>8460671
Vinyl Scratch?
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>>8460703
>centaurs
>flying centaurs

what why
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>>8460676
>Dash recolor
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>>8460666
That's probably true satan, but as ambassador of earth I may be able to convince her that taking me as her husband would be beneficial in establishing diplomatic relations.
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>>8460731
uhh, it's Rainbow Dash?
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>>8460738
because now she's technically a scorpio
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>>8460715
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>>8460738
They can't actually fly, the wings are just an erogenous zone
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>>8460671
why is everything so pointy and angry
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>>8460619
>mfw
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Goodnight, MLPG.
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>>8460742
Dash and her recolors are the ugliest things around
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>>8460755

But the portal to equestria is one-way.
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Ponk
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>>8460781
Y-you too...
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>>8460781
try dreaming of pones, anon.
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>>8460808
I wanted waffles...
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>>8460781
Goodnight, Anon.
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>>8460802
But there's a portal to Earth that's also one way.
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>>8460785
Now you're just being silly
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>>8460802

>and it's out of Equestria, not in
>and the portal has been sealed off permanently
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>>8460619
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>>8460833

NO THERE ISN'T
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>>8460708
I totally feel the same way.
>>8460737
This.
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>>8460619

Well, that bought her another couple of days. If she'd want to eat, she'd need to do more than that though. And she'd still need to beg.

and I'd tell her she's the best, most worthless slut I'd met.
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Whoever it was in the ded thread with me talking about femanon and Big Mac, it was fun! <3
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>>8460742
I agree.

This nigga.
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http://renaissancebrony.deviantart.com/art/Rainbow-Smack-355007397

This everything I've ever wanted in a game.
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>>8460852
yes there is, do you even watch EG?
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>>8460666
>every stallion in equestria when they are born get one check
>"one date with the princess"
>they can keep it and use it or exchange for for a vast sum of money
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>>8460865
anon you 're my nigga
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>>8460888

Post about it on /v/
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>>8460828
blue waffles
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>>8460781
>Sleeping with pants on
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>>8460910
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>>8460917
>>8460910
>>8460899
>>8460888
>>8460883
>>8460828

...holy fucking shit Deja Vu.
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Do you like me anon?
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Okay so:

You go to Equestria.
But ponies hate humans.
But you get to take on whichever pony form you'd like.
But the Princesses and Zecora, being very knowledgeable, are the only ones who can see through your disguise.

What do?
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>>8460852
YES THERE IS
DYEWTS???
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>>8460930
Octavia cum inflation?
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>>8460049
>>8460117
>>8460190
>>8460619
>>8460865

You guys are truly awful excuses for human beings.
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>>8460934
No.
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>>8460917
It's not so bad.
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>>8460917
>Sleeping with pone on
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>>8460808
+1 for straight hair
+1 for pinkie
+3 for panties
-5 for human ribcage

>inb4 some idiot points out a 1 time cartoony gag in the show counts as 100% canon
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>>8460948

It's a fictional scenario
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>>8460935
Pegasus
Attempt to convince the princesses that I'm not awful, when that fails I bail and go live in Cloudsdale
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>>8460785
Dash's hairstyle is objectively the best
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>>8460948
At least I sound human when I talk.
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>>8460935
why do the ponies hate humans?
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>>8460974
Three time.

It happened three times.
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>>8460934
of course, darling
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>>8460981
She and Applejack have the same mane, except for the pony tail.
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>>8460979
As is most of everything we do here.
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>>8460948
Git outta here shady daze, you aint shit.
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>>8460974
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>>8460991
Because when they visit all they want to do is molest ponies.

Even the stallions.
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>>8460930

Huh?
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>>8460934
you're alright
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>>8461009
no they dont' dash has more strands
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>>8461021
I will fucking end you
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>>8460948
Agreement.
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>>8461053
Braeburned should draw art of him getting fucked on top of a printing press next.
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>>8461038
I have a vague recollection of those same exact posts in the same order.

Never heard of Deja Vu?
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>>8461096
I wanna see him and Featherweight double-teaming Diamond Tiara.
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I'm sorry I wasn't hear with you for season three guys...
I'm back now.
And I'm drunk.
Maybe this weekend we can draw together...
I love you mlpg.
I'ma go watch the season 2 finale.
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>>8461096
naw, thats dumb. you have dumb ideas.
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>>8461096
>The stallions dick isn't motted, just stained with ink.
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>>8460935
Can I be a slutty futa alicorn mare?
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>>8461116
now that is a good idea
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>>8461117
Who are you?
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>>8461117
I'm sorry anon, but we've drifted too far apart. We can't go on like this.
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>>8461127
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>>8460529
soz, I didn't see it. Thanks for telling me <3

>>8460551
<3

THANKS EVERYP0NY!<3
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>>8460984

At least *I* actually sound like I have a dick.
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>>8461125
u-unf1
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>>8461096
>not him using the cum from the massive stallion orgy to print out next day's paper
>headlines read EXTRA EXTRA "____________
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>>8461117
once you watch the season 2 finale you should watch season 3
it's pretty good
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>>8461125
Oh god why?
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>new soashamedpony story

Oh dear
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>>8461173
Because DT bossed them around when she was editor and it's payback.
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>>8461166
I did.
I marathoned it over the weekend.

>>8461146
;___;

>>8461140
Nobody.
A friend.
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>>8461180

>first few lines
>bondage

my body is ready
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>>8461201
That isn't me
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>>8461201
Nobody was here not too long ago.
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So, I've watched every episode of this show multiple times, but I still can't make any friends. What's up with that, huh? This show taught me nothing about friendship damnit..
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OK, night thread. I've finished it.
But be warned, this fapfic is even worse than all my previous works.
It will probably make you nauseous and I don't recommend it to anyone without an iron stomach.

I'll probably lose followers for this one.
http://pastebin.com/FY4XxgKc
http://soashamedpony.tumblr.com/post/43551328351/pinkie-surprise
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>>8461198
>payback
>implying she didn't order them to do it
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>>8461224

>>8461215
>>8461180

You're too slow!

and good, I've been looking for something to make me nauseous
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>>8461224
do we even get a trigger warning for what awfulness this entails or do I have to go in blind
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>>8461173
the fags
they are destroying the general
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>>8461180
whats it about? his last story was a huge let down so this one has to be really good to win me back.
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>>8461224
Thanks for the heads up. I won't read it now. I could have got offended or something, close call.
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>>8461260
Don't let them post around you of you may catch the gay!
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>>8461217
>>8461221
Sorry for the confusion.
Obviously it's been a long time...

Are Dooks and Dinofag still around?...
What about Nathan?!
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>>8461180
whoa, didn't know people were actually following my tumblr. i have very few followers.
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>>8461224
What is it even about.
WHAT IS IT
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>>8461224
>vomit

That's not so bad

I liked it
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>>8461224
Is it at least still foodscat, and not straight scat?
I can handle anything that doesn't taste like shit, I think.
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>>8461279
Who are they?
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>>8461224
I wish to be as awesome as you one day
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>>8461279
dooks is here. Dinofag maybe.
Nathan is still here, unfortunately.
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>>8461257
>>8461284
it involves pinkie. pinkie sharing and caring.
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>>8461277
its okay anon
i may have begun filtering
its okay
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>>8461263
what was wrong with the last story?
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>>8461279
I don't thin we can ever get rid of Nathan.
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>>8461279
>that shirt
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>>8461320
Would you ever do a story with Fluttershy getting a mouthful of tasty delights?
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Should I draw?
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>>8461344
Dubs demand it
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>>8461344
yes
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>>8461180
>no sex
>no futamare dicks

what is even the point of this?
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>>8461344
The answer is always yes.
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>>8461224
wow is fucking nothing
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>>8461344
What else are you gonna do? Fap?
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>>8461354
>>8461355
Well, I guess that settles it.
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>>8461344
Yesh. Draw Worst pony begging for your attention.
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>>8461362
You're right.
You should probably kill yourself.
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>>8461362
I bet you want to plug up a futamare dick with your own needy erection.
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That was fun, but I should move on to other things. Also, is there an option to remove the (You) markup from posts?
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>>8461344
>>8461377
draw bateman pony
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>>8461377
draw pony pointing up and to the right
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>>8461400
Looks like the thread 404'd before you saw my last response:

The next time she convinced him to try it he went out of his way to lie down on top of her, leaning more and more weight on her body as he roughly ground his cock in and out of her spasming, tight embrace. And as he got up to untie her as night fell she stammered out a plea for him to wear her to bed, her tired thrusts against his cumslick sheath impossible to argue with. The next morning he awoke to find he'd rolled over in his sleep, the poor girl needing a few minutes to recover from the mind-shattering pleasure of spending all night beneath him.
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>>8461362
Anon, our fetish is pretty well catered towards. You should let the other fetishes have a little attention too.
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>>8461411
>>8461405
What the fuck guys
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>>8461377
Sweetie Belle and Rumble fucking
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>>8461399
no thats stupid
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>>8461424
Why sweetie?
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>>8461362
>>8461367
i'm just trying something new. my stories have been kinda formulaic up until now.
>>8461310
y-you too.
oh god i don't know how to take compliments
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>>8461445
Because Scootaloo has had it too good t\for too long
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>>8461400
you're gonna throw that on smarebooru.booru.org, right?
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>>8461039
So...what the fuck is this about now?
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>>8461467
>escaping the f instead of the t
DYETC
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>>8461417
>just uploaded it to smarebooru
FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
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>>8461451
You take them up the ass
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>>8461483
Leave, and never return.
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>>8461417
Okay there.
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>>8461279

>nathan
>ever leave

Im pretty sure he's a janitor now.
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why aren't you drawing?
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>>8461549
Nathan is Christopher Poole's more handsome younger brother
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>>8461559
But I did draw.

>>8458595
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>>8461559
because I'm relaxing after my orgasm
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we ded?
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>>8461585
What did you orgasm to?
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>>8461224
Huh, that was pretty hot
I liked all the stuff about Pinkie's tummy
And the main act was neat

I wish it had been longer, though.
It would have been great if there had been an actual sex scene in there. Would have actually been a fapfic then.

What there was was pretty cool, though.
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>>8461559
But I am drawing right now, Pinkie!
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>>8461588
no
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>>8461559
Drawing circle. Does that count.

>>8461577
I wish you lurk during daytime. I really do. Those people that like to talk about ponies don't deserve the crap they been inflicted for months.
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>>8461591
combo of the trixie stuff in this thread and some other stuff
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>>8461559
I am drawing its just wings are hard and Twilights are pretty big now and therefore a bit more difficult. I have to give it a good effort and make them look correct.

Doodling on the side and posting here is distracting, but makes it a bit less agonizing.
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>>8461600
>that little reflection of red on Dash's back leg
Huh, I'd never noticed that before.
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>>8461606
that's not really nathan and even it if were, saying you're a janitor is grounds for immediate removal
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>>8461559
Im drawing i just have not scanned anything i did sorry pinkie
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>>8461599
thanks for the critique.

i'm seriously considering making it longer so i can submit it to fimfiction, for the metrics it can garner.
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>>8461559
But I am drawing, and it's pone related.
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>>8461612
We should do more Trixie stuff.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7lf5_3n9I4

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Applejacks-Apple-Harvest-automaton-/170992312721?

Fuck my life.
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>>8461224
Very, very good. Though I wish you could have been a bit more descriptive of the side effects of the main event.

And like that other anon said her getting turned on by it might have made it even hotter.
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>>8461559
But I did.
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>>8461692
Wasn't there a similar one with Dash and Tank I believe?
This one looks a lot more complex
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>>8461660
You should do it
More story would be great
And I always enjoy seeing people's reactions
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>>8461692
>The apples falling aren't even properly synced with her kicking the tree.
8/10 it's shit.
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>>8461680
We should. I've liked humanized Trixie for a long while. She can be dominating or submissive and desperate. It's great.
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unf.
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>>8461577

>implying you're the real nathan
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>>8461763
Twilight is a very sexy pony
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>>8461770
I want the same thing but I'm not a pretty pony. Guess I'll never get my wish :(
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>>8461692
>the fluttershy sold for $1,400

http://www.ebay.com/itm/Fluttershys-Bird-Choir-automaton-/170930885278?#ht_500wt_1028

horry shit
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>twilight reading the script and finding out shes gonna turn into an alicorn.
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>>8461787
Not much when you realize that someone got a $1000 lyra plush
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What the fuck is this "mane 7" stuff? Source?
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which pony is going to break the Walls down?
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>>8461802
Heard it had a hole in it too.

If you're going to pay that much for something you should at least make sure it doesn't have any glaring flaws.
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>>8461763
I would increase the pony population exponentially
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>>8461797
>"Twilight finds a copy of the script" episode
>20 minutes of purpleautism over somebody stalking her and her friends
>periodically freaking out that she ends up saying something written in the script, that she earlier said "Hah, I would never say that." or similar.
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