Last Thread>>8263770Preview is up. What is your thought on the song? Did you like how which pony get which cutie mark and see them all fail at it?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jtjUwTmkawY
>>8268497>watching previewsWhy would I want to take a large bite out of the entree instead of just saving it to enjoy in its completion?
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MOST RECENT WAIFU WALLhttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Valentinesday2013.pngI'll be back after class to make sure I get all the new stuff. SOME OF THESE ARE PITIFUL. SHOW YOUR WAIFU'S HOW MUCH YOU REALLY LOVE THEM
Its going to suck
>>8268532Enjoy being a faggot killjoy
>>8268497is luna kirby? is she going to suck everyone in and steal their powers be swallowing them?
Anyone know of any fan art of Gummy when he gets older / teeth?
>>8268553For a second, I though that was ZUN on the left.That would have been weird.
>>8268553so this is what he looks in all his non blurry glory
>>8268606It's made from Rariy's mane and tail.
>>8268497spike was gangnam styling
Did I miss chrysalis time?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HCTJeT2i9QU
>>8268584>tfw no pinkie pie hugs
>>8268644Yeah like that
>>8268646He wasn't, I've seen that jig done before
>>8268676that's a tasty dash
>>8268646we're all going to die
>>8268676Uh.You tried... I guess?
>>8268676face is adorbs.
>>8268676Needs more feet
>>8268676You know....I would really like to see you take a shot at Corey Dragon
>>8268676Not a bad face. Not a bad face at all!
>>8268712>Sweetie Belle DuckMy heart has a boner, and it's name is Sweetie Belle Duck
Personally I think SB looks more like a young Bob Seger.
>>8268676I really like the face
*BOOM**BOOM**CRASH*THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR AN INTRUDER TO ENTER YOUR HOMEWHY DON'T YOU OWN A TOUGH PONY?
>>8268733No.Slavery is wrong.
>>8268676Hips might be a bit too thickApart from that I really like it!
>>8268733*BOOM**BOOM**CRASH*THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR A WICKED BEAT TO ENTER YOUR HEADWHY DON'T YOU OWN A DRUMSET?
>>8268676Better than your other human dash pictures.No really.
>>8268750What's wrong with you anon.
>>8268745What if she was your room mate?
>>8268733Because I'm alreadydead
All right wellFor everyone asking about the changeling girl, my thought is that I might incorporate her into Ask Ice Packshe'd move in with him and they'd be wacky roommates, and the blog would expand to ask either of them
Why does everybody hate me?
>>8268758I doit's a lot of fun, best gift I've ever gotten
>>8268733*BOOM**BOOM**CRASH**BOOM**BOOM**CRASH*BUDDY YOU'RE A BOY MAKE A BIG NOISE
>>8268676What's up with people recently posting horrible art and humanizations? Are we being raided or is it just piss??
>>8268771I like it.
>>8268758*BOOM**BOOM*CRASH*THAT'S ALL IT TAKES FOR RAINBOW DASH TO LEARN A NEW STUNT. WHY DON'T YOU GO HELP HER?
>>8268776Because you're a terrible shitposter anon
>>8268771I like her better as a separate characterBut whatever you wanna do is fine
>>8268762Hot roomate sex with a horse
>>8268733NOTHINGS STRONGER THAN A MAN WITH A PONY WAIFU TO PROTECTCMON, LETS SEE WHAT BLOOD IS IN YA
>>8268676that's a sexy dash
>>8268771That's a fucking great idea.
>>8268815THAT HORSE?i like that horse
>>8268771>wacky roommatesAre there hijinks? Are there hilarious misunderstandings? Is there sexual tension?If you said yes to all three this might be a good idea
>>8268771I was hoping she'd have her own thing going on
>>8268771yes yes yes yes yes yes yes pls.i luv you mr weave man.
>>8268771Ice Pack won't know she's a changeling, right? I think that'd be a lot funnier.
>>8268830Everybody likes this horse. The haters are only in denial.
>>8268771>>8268831I hope there isn't sexual tension on Alacore's part. She seems to innocent for that.If anything it should be Ice Pack who walks thinks she's cute.
>>8268855I lol'd.Dubs confirm, even though I'm a dashfag.
>>8268771As in Ice Pack is nice enough to let her live with him even though she's a changeling? Or will he be bamboozled?
>>8268676Hips are too wide. She's an athlete, not a breeder.
>>8268758*BOOM**BOOM**BOOM*WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT THAT HIT THAT BEAT THE BLOCKWHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT THAT BASS OVERLOAD?WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT THAT ROCK AND ROLL?WHY HAVEN'T YOU GOT THAT FUTURE FLOW?
>>8268831The idea is that she basically forces her way in and makes herself at home while he's less than enthusiastic about the idea, but it becomes some sort of mutual reluctant scheme in which he can't reveal her for some reason or another, and thus can't kick her outHe'll probably know she's a changeling, but nobody else will
>>8268881tickets to trickery town
>>8268676i know that feel. i spent so much time studying boobs and dicks that i cant do the rest of the body now.
>>8268881>>8268892he will be coaxed in to a snafu
>>8268891What if like, she pretends to be zecora, since he kinda likes her, but then finds out she's not the real deal because of how terrible she is at speaking in general.
>>8268891>forces her way inMeh, I don't know, she doesn't seem like the pushy kind. More like the quiet survivor type.
>>8268909Draw us some boobs then!
>>8268786wow anon that really hurt's my feelings.You should be nicer to your fellows>>8268760of course. all of those were horrible>>8268721maybe later
>>8268923I could see her sneaking into an attic or something
>>8268909>>8268925No! Draw us some dicks! Big, veiny old floating bastards!
>>8268923Maybe she just doesn't know she can't barge in like that. She just saw an open door and voilà!
Why did you spend valentines' alone?
>>8268891GlueMake her asks for his services but he refuses to offer them without payor else
>>8268938I liked the ideas though. Dash in slutty clothing is super unf.
>>8268938>maybe laterOh boy, I cannot wait to see this.
>>8268891something like this >>8268872 ?
>>8268917I'm not seeing tits or hips.
>>8268963I didn't! I spent it at work
>>8268954But we always get dicks... I want some boobs for once.
>>8268963Is that a female guard pony?
>>8268872As for sexual tension, I figure she'll like him in a cute way but she'll lose any serious interest once she finds out he's loveless and he'll occasionally get weird uncomfortable and awkward feelings like if she ever disguises as Zecora but it wouldn't be a sexual relationship or anythingIf anything they might get too casual around each other>>8268923No, not in any sort of pushy way really, just a wide-eyed, happy, cartoonish sort of "Hey, this is a nice place! Where do I sleep?" like he'd already agreed to itAnd she is generally trying to stay out of the public eye, which is why a private residence like Ice Pack's is a good choice
>>8268963I spent it with my dog and her 7 puppiesALSO TEETS ARE GROSS
>>8268938Oh, it is you. Sorry, be cool and Ross on further.
>>8268963I spend it with you guys.
>>8268963It's only 1:12PMTHERE'S STILL TIMEA BEAUTIFUL WOMAN AND/OR PURPLE CARTOON MARE COULD BURST THROUGH MY DOOR AT ANY MINUTE
>>8268973AUS quite clearly has large hips
>>8268938I posted a link to some drawing-books in the last thread, if you need any.
>>8268963Relationships are tiring and fill me with anxietyBut thank heavens I have my cats*steps on cat*It's not fair...it's not fair! There was time now! There was all the time in the world!
>>8268964Or how about she doesn't really know what he does but he can see that it makes mares happy and she tries saving up money for his services.
>>8268963Because Vamlumtimes Day is Serious Times.
>>8268963One day I'll redraw that so I don't feel so embarrassed every time I see it.Maybe next year.
>>8268963but I'm here with all my favorite anons!And applejack is here too
Why do we need a dedicated day reminding you nobody loves you?I know that already
>>8268995But why would she suddenly decide to reveal herself to Ice Pack even though she's been successfully disguising herself from all other ponies (and zebras, if you will)? I should think Ice Pack at least has to discover her identity by accident.
>>8269039How did Applejack spend Valentines Day?
>>8268995So is she like, retarded or just really silly? I want her to get a job
>>8269008Nigga, *I* have hips like that.
>>8269053She's just not a very clever pony
>>8269050Like all the other ponies spent theirsCrying into their bowls of ice cream
>>8269050She spent it giving birth.
>>8269053She just can't speak pony's language properly.
>>8269080can you date apples?
>>8268963But I didnt spend vday alone, I spend it with my waifu and MLPG
>>8268995Hwee capchoored eet for Chreesalees!
>>8268938http://vocaroo.com/i/s0uheVCSW7l5KEEP YOUR SHIT UP
>>8269112what if MLPG is my waifu
>>8268886>yelling out your opinion as fact when you have no idea what you are talking about
>>8269099Yes and much much more
>>8268771This is not ponies. This is all OC storylines and comics. Should stick to tumbr.
>>8269053she just has trouble expressing herself in the language sometimesshe's childish and silly but she knows what she means, in her headmaybe she figures Ice Pack is enough of an outcast that she sort of fits in with him, and thus doesn't have to disguise herselfor perhaps she comes in with a disguise and he either sees through it or walks in on her without it>>8269120>Hwee capchoored eet for Chreesalees!wow that brings me back
So... ... they DON'T switch personalities with their cutie marks? ... well, that was a wasted potential.
>>8269153Samuel L. Jackson isn't ponies either. Get the fuck out you cancerous manfaggot.
>>8269131Does that mean I'm your waifu too, Anon?
>>8269172>Pinkity trying to catch a laser dotHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH!
>Pones stuck with a destiny that they don't enjoy and doesn't suit themWow, depressing as fuck.
>>8269178I want to kick that thing
Happy Valentines Day you horrible people.I got my waifu her old girlfriend as a real doll.A real SMALL doll!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAlso I'm hype for finale.
>>8268997Tara partying reminds me that there's hot 35+ women who do that. They get really horny at that age too.
>implying /mu/ talks about musicHas /Mu/LPG listen to Coheed and Cambria's latest release, The Aftermath: Descension? I just relaised it came out about a week ago last night and listened to it. I'm really loving it.Stand out tracks for me are Sentry the Defiant, a song I had been extremely excited for and it did not dissapoint; 2's my favorite 1, Iron Fist, Away we Go, and the Dark side of me.Personally, I think Gravity's Union may be the weakest track but it was by no means bad for me.Overall, I'd say it's an improvement over Ascension. Definately lovin this album.
>>8269131I love you, Anon~
The next post is my waifu
>>8269210Just like earth.
>>8269136Too much ass
>>8269220>Coheed and Cambria
>>8269241I love you
>>8269166So how much longer until hegives her the D?D being Discount
>>8269247No such thing man...no such thing...
Most of this fan art is really just far removed from the show. >>8269175>What are reaction images
>>8269166I want more S_san H_lebot_om.
>tfw no one said anything about valeshits day to you all dayfeels great, i expected people to remind me of it just to make me feel badhow was your H&H day mlpg?
>>8269264They're certainly not ponies.
>bucket of 50 nuggets valentines deal at mcdonalds for $10>get it to share with your loved ones!>my face as i slowly kill myself with nuggets
>>8269272>MLPG should only have MLP Reaction images
>>8269166I GIVE YOU MY POWER KAKAROTTIlooking foward this
>>8269254Yeah, i love them too
>>8269270Take that shit to /soc/
>>8269153Not all OCs are bad.
>>8269272Not everybody has to post pony in MLPGWatch me now, HUU
>>8269291We can't post all these great facial pony expressions anywhere but here. It's kind of a waste...
>>8269284Whoa Ronnie, what's wrong with your lips.
begin the day with a friendly voice, a companion unobtrusive
>>8268646no he wasnt you blind fuckhead
>>8269247>implying a too large ass would stop you from loving your ponewaifu
How's the waifu wall going?
>>8269324was too you dumb shitcunt
>>8269218These are what's known as cougars, anon. They're old and lookin for love before they get too old.
>>8269320AAAAHWHAT THE HELL IS THAT
>>8269356>>8269324Where did you hear those words, Anon?
>>8269270I saw a man vandalizing a bus while I was listening to 69 love songs and silently feeling sorry for myself. He seemed drunk and I think he got dumped or something.I wish I could get as far as getting dumped one day.
>>8268963i spend it at work and didn't talk to anyone as usual, does that count?
>>8268855Raisin Barn, Raisin Barn1 2 3 4Start your day with Raisin Barn1 2 3 4Up outta bed with the sun's first lightGotta go start your morning rightRaisins, Clusters, Nuts and GrainsGood for the body and good for the brainHavin' a bowls' the best thing to do!Fills you up, it's got vitamins, too!Now you're ready and off you goIt keeps you going 'til the cows come home!Helps the young'uns grow big and strongWith whole grains oats you can't go wrong!Try some and you'll see it's trueRaisin Barn does good by you!
Why is Spike so Gangam style?
>>8269380>Kraut draws Scootaloo
>>8269376Fluttershy talks in her sleep.
why is the thread angrier than usual?>i just realize the type of person who would be posting in mlpg on valentines daythat explains it
>>8269390What's up, Scoots?
>>8269260I don't expect Ice Pack and the changeling will ever have sex
>>8269356you are objerctively falsewant me to go grab a screenshot to show retarded you are?
>>8269412Evening threads man. They're always hostile.
>>8269419Never say never
>>8268969This alright?>>8269014I will check that out probably>>8269121WELL OKAY THEN
>>8269412I was just thinking about that. That's no excuse to be a dick tho.
>>8269458Just go, you dumb horse. You're in the woods, there are no outhouses here.
>>8269419But what if she transforms into Zecora and starts drunkenly flirting with IP?
>>8269436ugly proportionslong neck long legs
>>8269356in fact, check it out you blind bastardhttp://youtu.be/jtjUwTmkawY?t=1m4s
>>8269419You didn't except us to save the bird in RQ, BUT LOOK WHERE WE ARE NOWNo let the zebra fuck the changeling.
>>8269463Are you ever going to stop drawing hook noses? They're really offputting. Otherwise it's nice.
>>8269458Just find a tree and make sure there's no poison ivy or snakes or anything.
HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYSEXY PONE LADY~
>>8269490I haven't seen that posted in a while
>>8269463holy fuck-hnnngWaifu of the yearr\
>>8269463>that picSo fucking cute.
>>8269463That is a nice Corey. Really nice.
https://www.dropbox.com/s/1cy9u9hgh3sbvwi/compilation.jpgThere probably wont come any new ones anymore and some other guy is capping anyway, so I guess I'm done.
>>8268676fuckapple pls draw more thick and/or chubby and/or fat
>>8269503What's wrong, Anon?
>>8269463II think I'm in love
>>8269412>pretty much every day
>>8269505no matter how much you shitpost, it wont suddenly make spike doing the gangnam dance
>>8269504>>8269472But what if I screw up?
>>8269463fuck you retarded faglord I uploaded it first under my acc
>>8269517I'm hemming and hawing over whether or not to do one...
>>8269463>you didnt include the best part, the pantsless hipsi guess its OK
>>8269419>Hot beef sees changeling>Goes mad with murderous overhomo rage>Constantly tries to kill her, only to end up in humorous faggot tier situationsHeh.>>8269463Oh god yes.I would that snout.Do Twi-lich but with Boney alicorn wings
>>8269399>>8269474Why does Anon have such a hateboner for Kraut lately?
>>8269544I'd do one if I had a camera... maybe next year.
>>8269544Do one, it's fun>inb4 4chan removes the spoiler tags again because the word is too short
>>8269545>picWhy, yes I have! What next?
>>8269547why Hot beef want to kill her?
>>8269554I thought Germans liked to get yelled at?
>>8269506Because I post very rarely.
>>8269492hook nose is fine on a dragon you piece of shit, stop looking for shit to complain about.i will agree the hook nose on ponies,anthro and human is awful.
>>8268963MLPG, I spent the afternoon with someone i met on craigslist just today who wasn't a pony.are you ashamed of me?
>>8269463Holy fuck, my heart...
>>8269581Second, it's perfectly acceptable for reptiles.
>>8269580I guess you're a Good guy
>>8269581Jeez, sorry anon. It's just the only thing bugging me about the drawing. Sorry I mentioned it.
>>8269579No, we like yelling, not getting yelled at.
>>8269492on dragons that actually have hook noses? no.on ponies? well I'm still trying to figure that out, forgive me.>>8269545I was worried that's what you wanted.Maybe later
>>8269463>anthro proportions on coreyno please, i prefer the spike type of design.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KAxgpHWtLC0 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owLWGfZ6Wo0 I can only find two videos on this. It's so beautiful. I started to cry. Are there any more? If not, there should be one produced for each country, with a different song.
>>8269579Well apparently not, because there's been no trace of any activity on his part for a whole week now.
>>8269598That's a common vaudevillian joke-dance, you greasy mongoloid chimpfaced tardtoddler chode.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_era>The Human Era (HE), also known as the Holocene Era or Holocene calendar, is a year numbering system that adds exactly 10,000 years to the currently world-dominant Anno Domini (AD) or Common Era (CE) system, placing its first year near the beginning of the Holocene epoch and the Neolithic revolution. Human Era proponents claim that it makes for easier geological, archaeological, dendrochronological and historical dating, as well as that it bases its epoch on an event more universally relevant than the birth of Jesus. The current year of 2013 AD can be transformed into a Holocene year by adding the digit "1" before it, making it 12013 HE. The Human Era was first proposed by scientist Cesare Emiliani in 1993 (11993 HE).Why haven't we done this?
>>8269591You are waifu's will never forgave you
>>8269598yup, thank you! he's clearly not doing the gangnnahm dance
>>8269641>you greasy mongoloid chimpfaced tardtoddler chodecry more
>>8269647this is bait
I need that Gif of little Sweetie Belle jumping out of your browser window and yelling "surprise!"
>>8269658I think you're mad because you couldn't come up with a better insult
>>8269463Why are all the pictures of Corey anthro? Not that I'm complaining but one would think we would have seen a picture with her in proper form
>>8269474who's kraut? isn't he like a r34 artist?
I feel like I wanna draw Corey Dragon suggestively
>>8269677thank you sir
>>8269473>But what if she transforms into Zecora and starts drunkenly flirting with IP?Then I guess he'd have to carefully carry her on his back, then put her to bed and tuck her in after she passes out
>>8269647>lel I posted it again
>>8269554im still not sure who kraut is apart from knowing that hes apparently as depressed as i am>>8269591did she liked ponies at least? or vidya?
I could snap at any moment and just beat somebody to a pulp who pisses me off even a little.Faggots are afraid of me, I am exactly like the driver, although nobody has given me a chance to display my bottled up fury.
>>8269677>filenameWow.Are you trying to pick a fight, anon?
>>8269677she is not...
Updated, shorten legs and cleaned the lines.Will color later.
>>8269670I think the fact that your show went full brony and you are in denial is the best insult ever. I don't even need to say anything.
>>8269722>slight hint of nether regionsOh my...
>>8269664Here ya go
>>8269727and there it iskeep crying brony
God Damn it, answer me! Why would Hot Beef want to kill teh changling OC?
man i hate the days when i cant draw
>>8269689no problem>>8269703>>8269726>>8269715Deal with it
>>8269691Oh? And after he tucks her in I guess he'd pull the blanket up to her chin, then walk out. He'd turn the light off and give one look over his shoulder at her slightly snoring figure, then leave and close the door as quietly as he could
Doodling pone again.Don't suppose anyone could post some reference images for Mrs Cake? I've done about as much as I can from memory.
>>8269647>The Pony Era (PE), also known as the Faustian Era or Marsho-Equicene calendar, is a year numbering system that adds exactly 2.5 years to the currently world-dominant Anno Domini (AD) or Common Era (CE) system, placing its first year near the beginning of the Marshmallow Equine epoch and the Neolithic revolution. Human Era proponents claim that it makes for easier geological, archaeological, dendrochronological and historical dating, as well as that it bases its epoch on an event more universally relevant than the birth of Jesus. The current year of 2013 AD can be transformed into a Marsho-Equicene year by making it fewer digits, making it approximately 3 PE. The Pony Era was first proposed by scientist Anonymous in 2013(3 PE).FTFY
>>8269757Would that all people could have such problems, no?
I bet nobody dares give Princess Celestia anything for H&H-day, in case she gets mad.
>>8269760>those thighsUNF->that mouthwait, what?
>>8269676just as long as you dont try to draw genitals; remember, you are not very good at those yet.
Why aren't you using your amazing writing skills to land a job in the industry?
>>8269760Yeah, I hate them too... Needless to say I hate every day.
>>8269636Okay.it keeps happening
>>8269760You know what you should do then?uncensor corey dragon
>>8269732keep trying bony
>>8269760Those legs are great but the face is fucked
>>8269760maybe you should try to draw someone other than panka, octavia and scratch
>>8269760>that Ross mouth
>>8269630>Cambodia one>actual landmines going off>all those armless and legless people having fun
>>8269792Some guy already uncensored it, it is on derpibooru. Just search for artist:reiduran
>>8269788Didn't /co/ sent an entire script?
>>8269790Thanks. Any more that show details on the apron? I can't quite fathom how it's put together
>>8269768Yeah that's pretty accurateThen I imagine he'd lie downstairs on the couch and wonder what the hell he's going to do and how he got himself into this in the first place
>>8269647it was a stupid idea last night, SentenalIt still is today
>>8269788Because drawfag can't into word
>>8269722That's really cute, despite the whole playboy bunny thing going on.
>>8269769Here you go.
>>8269739 sexually seggestive but without anything actually sexual the best kind of sexually
>>8268963>You will never have someone who will give you a rose and ask you if you want to be her/his valentine
>>8269827Holy shit nobody was even talking about sentenalFuck off retard
>>8269779>she spends all day thinking hard that it's for the best>when would she even find time to->all her ponies seem happy, at least
>>8269779There were a bunch who did
>>8269788I already have a better job in a better industry.
>check waifu wall>No one giving milk to Milky>No one giving crystals to Sombra>No one giving a twilight doll to TWILY faced SAseriously you guys
>>8269851>Not drawing her with a strap-onOh god what have I become?
>>8269814Oh w->no nipplesgod fuck dammit, I know it's dumb to like nipples on reptiles, but man I just do
>>8269722Don't know why, but I really like that face.Good show.
>>8269847I got to admit, I suck at valentines.tfw no gf
>>8269779>anon isn't aware of traditions>anon gives her a cheap card like he's been giving out to all the ponies>doesn't realise how much it means to her.
>>8269869>>No one giving milk to Milky>>>/mlp/
>>8269869link to waifu wall?
>>8269871It's still pretty fucking hot.
>>8269792Someone already uncensored it and then it was promptly sent to Corey, so I doubt I'll be uncensoring it anytime soon. It kinda kills the joke to just make it mediocre scaly porn when there's already a ton out there.
>>8269863>a hot pocket with semen all over itThat's it, I'm through with this fandom.
>>8269873>>8269881ahahahah you're too easy
>>8269817/co/ have sent off a bunch of scripts.It would be cool if one of them gets in.
>>8269898That's pastry you dingus.
>suddenly>sentanal hateanonthis is so stupid
>>8269463I think now would be a good time for some hips
>>8269859We can tell it's you
>>8269851Do itMaybe even include spike
>>8269869>No one giving crystals to SombraI seriously lost an entire cardboard box containing almost a hundred semi-precious gems. It just vanished out of the house.
>>8269898that's glaze, you fool
>>8269822And after he's asleep on his slightly-too-small couch, she'll wake up in the night and notice the blanket on her and where she is, then settle back down and go back to sleep, thinking of her home and her life now living with Ice Pack
>tfw you will never strangle Fluttershy.;_;
>>8269896anyone have link
>>8269906Go away retard.
>>8269859Fuck you, I never even mentioned him.
>>8269050I'll let you know when we get back from the H&H Day Barn Dance and Ice Cream Social
>>8269898>a hot pocket with semen all over itPffahahahaha
>>8269889That's... almost hnnngh-worthy.
>>8269895I think it's being constantly updated here.>>8268552
>>8269896Oh it's really hot, ahegao always isdouble when apples to scales
>>8269914do think they take shifts? or are they fueled by their autism 24/7?
>>8269928i dont know manthat sounds like a good thing
>>8269947SHUT IT YOU MORON
>>8269958The fuck do you mean Almost?
>>8269961Ahegao is a wonderful fetish.
>>8269928That uhthat doesn't sound like a bad feel
>music>actually pretty goodOK, maybe the episode isn't going to be complete shit.
Just watched the previewIt was pretty goodI liked that all the ponies were trying to talk like the one they were replacingAlso, Rarity is stupid good at weather controlAt least, mechanicallyUnicorn Master RaceDid Twilight sound a little off to anyone else?
>>8269980Yes, it's going to suck cock.You don't have to rub it in.
>>8269980Except there won't be a single male character in Equestria Girls
>>8269995>Did Twilight sound a little off to anyone else?Tara has been phoning it in big time for several episodes.
>>8269975My heart is tired, anonSo many hnnnghs, so little heart medication
>>8269994GG pls, I'm trying not to fap
I am personally responsible for 90% of the shitposting in the general.Fear me. Expect me. I do not forgive or forget.
>>8269928As long as someone strangles her.
>>8269863how is Celestia supposed to read the spoilertext on that scroll?
>>8269981*sigh*It's not even funny anymore
>>8269889>she's a little disappointed, but understands the gesture>she opens the card up>a crayon drawing of a black and green stick figure holding the hoof of a poorly drawn Celestia>she keeps it on her dresser
AJ is best all round bestest super terrific wide hipped pony of the fucking year and fucking ever. Please discuss about this pony! It is a matter of national security and if you don't you are a colossal faggot and need to kill yourself right this instant because you have not worshiped best pon pon.In conclusion, Apples.
>>8269994>Not liking ahegao.
>Just watched the previewOH SHITI'M HYPEI'm not expecting See me, Feel me, Gnomey qualityBut I'm still pumped
>>8269980I loved 6teen
About Equestria Girls...isn't it possible that Hasbro is pandering to the cloppers? I mean what happens if the mane 6 get any romantic interests?
>>8270024That's impossible, I'm responsible for at least 30% of it.
>>8269898Ham & jizz
>>8269802butbut i do draw other characters
>>8270011>implying there won't be at least three 'boy romance' episodes
>>8270011>implying they all won't get boyfriends
So how many waifu pictures did we get today?
>>8270037Trying to sell humans to zoophiles sounds exactly like something Hasbro would do
>>8270035>I'm not expecting See me, Feel me, Gnomey qualityThere is no comparison.No episode of anything will ever come slightly close.
>>8270053>ahegao pinkiePLSPLSI NEED THATPLEASE
>>8269980I watched a couple of episodes of that, it was dumb teens doing dumb stuff but all in all fairly entertaining.
>>8270032This, but unironically
>>8270056Rei please draw Mrs Cake with anon and Mr Cake finding out
>>8270060>>8270057boyfriends aren't empowering>>8270042HI JESSI!
>>8270031>Implying she won't immediately invite Anon to her personal chambers>Implying she won't rape him in a friendly board game>Implying she'll let the only person to ever think of her as a friend and not a superior go
>>8270071>I watched a couple of episodes of that, it was dumb teens doing dumb stuff but all in all fairly entertaining.This is exactly what Equestrian girls will be.
>>8270028>*sigh**grabs him by the throat* BACK THE FUCK OFF?!
>>8270064>You will never be sold to a pony with a human fetish
>>8270040hmmmmm HMMMMM I wonder who this could be
>>8270085>Not drawing Mr. Cake with anon and Mrs. Cake finding out
I mean some bronies will love it, but it still seems disturbing, the only other way around it would be to turn the boyfriends into ponies as well to avoid interspecies romance, otherwise we'll have a situation far worse than derpygate
>>8270040Don't toy with my heart you son of a bitch
>browsing paheal for something to fap>see aj blowing a nigger cock>my first thought is someone only made it to trolli keep forgetting that black people can be artists and enjoy mlp also
FINALLY, SOMEONE DO THIS CROSSOVER.unfortunately, the artist is retard because that should be Spike as Django and not Applejack.
>>8270087Why >rape? Why not a simple 'thank you for the kind gesture'? and a thank-you nuzzle maybe
>>8270086That's Sentenal you fucking retard
>>8270122Everything surrounding this thing sounds like a nightmare in the making.
>>8270108Can I do this one instead?
>>8270130And that's the ending that we'll get if Hasbro gives them boyfriends on Equestria Girls
>mfw the sky is a brilliant bright pink with yellows and bluesJust for valentines too.PRAISE THE SUN.
>>8270144but...but i want it to be jessi...
>>8270152yes, you have my permission
>>8270152Yes. God speed, RD!
>>8270130>i keep forgetting that black people can be artists and enjoy mlp also
>>8270152Only if it's femanon.
>>8270159That's the aurora, anon.
>>8270143Because I have needs, Anon, needs Sunbutt with a strapon in uniquely prepared to fulfill.
>>8270106>tfw the only thing in my freezer right now is a Tesco lasagne and I'm too lazy to get something else for tomorrowLooks like I'm eating my waifu tomorrow.
>>8270081jesus christ that's huge>giving applejack a book>implying applejack can read
>>8270037si si necessito los apples
>>8270181>strap on>implying she couldn't give herself a real cock if she wanted
>>8270181>Wanting a cold, solid, unfeeling strap-on.>Not a warm, fleshy, delicious pony cock conjured up by magic.Come on, now.
>>8270156>yfw all the boyfriends are black
>>8270106Je veux Twilight Sparkle à l'intérieur de moi.
Anybody else notice that Braeburn looks identical to Mandopony's OC?
>>8270211>yfw the characters are religious
>>8270203>>8270204I aim low in my fantastical fetish fantasies
>>8270226shut up, you know it's trueand you also know you will never get a hot blast of her delicious ponysemen
Evens: Draw ponies.Odds: Get on with some work like I'm supposed to.Doubles: Go to sleep, like I'm REALLY supposed to.
http://asktransbraeburn.tumblr.comwhy do i like this, this is something i should hate.
>>8270250What kind of work are you doing LK?
>>8270250go to sleep you tool
>>8270106>>8270142>>8270193>>8270216There is an ongoing controversy in Europe about this food containing horse meat from horses given cancer-inducing painkillers.
>>8270106>>8270220inb4: MLPG begins to talk French.Pourquoi est-ce que je trouve cela étrange même si le Français est ma langue natale?
Are you there, WaifuCollage-Anon?
>>8270250Draw them pones brosef
>>8270248As much as I love horsecock, my Celestia cock related fantasies are restricted to human only
>>8270248>tfw futalestia will never shoot a hot blast of creamy, delicious princess semen all over your face.Wow, I have quite an erection.
>>8270226>>8270244You know the best bit of being an ultra powerful goddess with a cock?She doesn't need to have one sizeShe can grow at whimWhilst she's inside you even
go to sleep amigo.
>>8270250If you don't get enough sleep you'll die. It's very important. What's that work?
>>8270261I hate it because they haven't updated with a decent picture in several days
>>8270264Sleep isn't productive.
>>8270288I don't know if I'd want it up the ass...But I'd lavish it with kisses and licks and rubs and suckling for as long as she wanted.
>>8270288God fucking damnitTime to see if there's an AiE story for this raging bonerOr, failing that, writing one
>>8270311Come at me, bro.
What a great day to fly.
>>8270269nice choice in waifus anon
>>8270193okay, some of these are almost funny.
>>8270315you better fucking link it when you find or write it
>>8270268>mêmeNiemand hier will Französisch sprechen, Scheißidiot.
>>8270283So human futa Celestia? Tell me more
>>8270237>yfw the characters are autistic manchildren who need an imaginary friend to tell them how to live their lives
>>8270269>look for a DT equivalent>can't find oneBlast.
I think she'd be down for hugs, maybe. But that's just me.
>>8270268Je trouve cela étrange aussi. Bon sang, après tout ce temps passé à discuter en Anglais, je suis même moins à l'aise en Français, sur certain points.
>>8270331I'll be too busy fapping, bro.
>>8270332>>8270311I'll take BOTH you bitches on!
>>8270343Her cock would be pink and smooth... Thick... Nice round balls.. Fully shaven... Warm........
I reminiscence of a time gone
>>8270320This picture would be better if it was smaller and with more Dash.
>>8270346Such people really exist?
>>8270381I never thought I would be in a warzone
>>8270343Well, I also like to imagine that her cock is so thick and weighty that it's still pliant and soft when she's erect.
>>8270354>Surely that can't be right!>check derpibooru>everything for diamond tiara, humanized is either sketchy for fat as fuck
>>8270373I WAS STRAIGHT THIS MORNINGWHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TO ME, MAN
>>8270381It's only gone if you let it pass
>>8270336Quit pretending you're dead, Kraut.Please respond;_;
I can't boner to Celestia, she's too cute
>>8270040I absolutely adore your sweaty futa pinkieI want to chew her cock like its liquorice, and suck the sweat off her and her pube milk >inb4 pube milk and poor badly sex educated fags ask what it is
Is there any way to delete the ogg code out of a bunch of images at once?
>>8270346>This isn't revealed until the last episode>They fade away as their respective "boyfriends" go about their day-to-day lives
>>8270401That's a good headcanon.Imagine it droops a bit, even when fully erect.Imagine nuzzling up against it with your nose and cheek.
>>8270262>>8270296Work is boring.
>>8270411Yes, yes. Let the futa encourage you...
>>8270417no i won't. i'll leave again. i hate mlpg
>>8270346Humans with imaginary friends?
>>8270401>Implying she doesn't have control over thatIt's so you can deepthroat her betterIf you ever want to take it up your ass it's going to be like tungsten
>>8270411Man, this place fucking works on you.I have been fighting it, but I decided to accept my love of cock a few days ago.No regrets.
>>8270411>Not wanting a curvy futalestia to rub her drooling cockhead on your lips and make you beg to take it in your mouthfull pleb
>>8270418I canshe'd be so tender and loving
>>8270354>>8270402This, maybe?GR and AA are probably the ones to look for.
>>8270373Hmm. Sounds nice...
>>8270423>he hasn't learned music spells yet
SO HOWS THOSE VALENTINES COMING ALONGYOU GUYS HAVING A GREAT VALENTINES?
>mfw actual, literal Celestiafaggot invasion
>>8270439Work is usually boring
>This threadhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ocEouB1gi14Girls with dicks are weird
>MLP or EqG will never have a HIM tier villain
>>8270417Not everybody that speaks German is Kraut, you know.
>>8270475work is afucking joy you capitalistic pig!
>>8270472>invasionAHAHAHAHAwe're always here
>>8270417Wir haben 'nen ganzen Haufen von Deutschen hier, nicht nur Kraut.
>>8270439What pone will you draw, then?
>>8270453Prove it's you.
>>8270460a-anon... what would Nicole think?
>>8270460>Celestia will never dote on you after a long night of destroying your throat and assFuck this gay Earth
im tryin 2 draw qt 3.14 lyras with valentine themeis dis kawaii?
>>8270493The reason Him was so evil was because he sexually confused a lot of boys.
ponebrone drew this
I am sitting here squirming and adjusting my laptop and trying to ignore my massive erection with all this cock description.I may have to excuse myself.
>>8270493>mincing homosexual all-powerful tricksterOh no, no, there'd never be anything like that in MLP
>>8270470Fuck you. Fuck you and valentines day. You know what? Fuck you all and valentines day. Fuck this day! FUCK YOU.
>>8270459>rub her drooling cockhead on your lips and make you beg to take it in your mouthMore. So few orally fixated fics out there. It's disappointing.
>>8270472>InvasionIT'S A COMMUNIST PLOT MANDRAKE
>>8270501How's Germany these days? Nice place to live?
>>8270499Well it's the first time I've seen you talk about her futacock for so long.
>>8270472watI simply posted a picture of a sun goddess because of the beautiful colors the sun was making the sky.
>>8269615>maybe laterWaiting expectantly.>>8269625Corey's always had the anthro proportions though. Even the MLP styled one was anthro and pantsless-hipped.
>>8270524that's not his OC
>>8270513She'd probably heavily disapprove and make me want to drop dead to avoid the shame.
>>8270265for my part, i know someone who set a horsemeat butchery into fire with a jerrican of oil/gasoline last month. looks like the owner of the MiniCasino/bakery shop nearby preferred not to call the firemen immediately but hit the insurance instead.the owner received a letter very similar to this one about a couple of weeks before but obviously ignored it.even if /mlp/'s gone, the things like that made the movement worth it.
how much Celestia pony cock is out there anyway?
>>8270532I love you too, Donte.
>>8270524Is it ever going to be okay to start reporting Rosefags?
>>8270540>So few orally fixated fics out there. It's disappointing.My nig.
>>8270517jesus man she is too fucking cute
>>8270517Not kawaii enough.
>>8270513I'd rather not think about that...
>>8270517OH NO SHE'S BEING ATTACKED BY BUTTERFLIESSeriously though, that shit's health-hazard-cute
Is the Anon making the waifu wall around?
>>8270517YESYESI AM GREATLY PLEASED
>>8270575Fuck off I hate you all! And you anon! Giving me petty love is the worst kind of love you homosexual.
>>8270517finish that sketch upI want to see that horse minty and painted on my desk by tomorow morning
>>8270524>tfw I am madly in love with Rose as a person and an artists but I would never draw her a VDAY gift if we weren't in a relationshipThat's just weird
>>8270562She seems like a sensible person, from all accounts.
>>8270568Patachu have you ever drawn Chrysalis?
>>8270532BUT ANONWHAT'S NOT TO LOVE
>>8270627yes sir right away sirits going to be so pink
>>8270629that picture makes me sickI'm so sorry for her
>>8270546It could be worse I guess. If you ignore the absolutely retarded media it's pretty okay.
>>8270632Yeah, but the less she knows about the fantasies I have about Celestia, the better.
>>8270517Sorry, but you're friends with Kraut right?Do you know what's wrong with him?pls respond
>>8270540>Not spending all night literally cuddling against her horsecock for warmth because she won't let her precious little pet wear clothes other than a collarJesus fuck, how did I get to this point?
>>8270517You should draw her fascinated by anon's thumbs
>>8270524Oh fuck the rose fags are invading. Fuck off rose fags. keep it on the fucking tumblrs you pigs.
>>8270540I would, anon, but I'm no writefag and I've got friends over and I can't afford to get a boner right nowyou'll just have to imagine running your hands over her supple butt while her balls churn against your chin, your tongue tasting her giant cock stretching that's your throat and making you tear up while your nose is buried in her neatly trimmed pubes and taking in her scent on your own
>>8270673let's talk about jessy's butt instead
>>8270648Personally I think its hilarious the lady who is the voice of guidance and light in a show for little girls to totally be put off by her fans
>>8269722saved. TIME TO FAP
>>8270516Well, I like how you started. Not sure about the ending though...
>>8270667Fuck it, we're too far got to turn back.I would be her pet.I would never speak unless requested.I would avert my eyes and whine slightly until she offered me her bed or her cock.I do not deserve the free will I have been blessed with. ;_;
>>8270517Best mint horse
>tfw Gameloft killed the duping glitch
>>8270641Oh man this is fantastic.This is going to be the best valentines ever. I'm looking forward to hundreds of cute pones.
>>8269822GG draw this pls.
>>8270667>>8270677Many thanks for the taste.
>>8270665It's been at least a week since i've talked to him.he'll come around...
>>8270725>not having 40k gems already
>>8270704Are you me?
>>8270701>Celestia will never cradle your head against her pillowy chest while she sings to you after a passionate lovemaking session, her borealis hair scattered messily over the bedsheets under her
>Be private pilot>Just moved to Kansas>Been searching for weeks for a place to rent aircraft>There doesn't seem to be a single place in all of Kansas where I canFuck this state, what the fuck. I just want to go fast
>you will never be a qtπ loli getting fucked by a qtπr2 colt
>>8270719That reminds meI haven't seen xieril post in agesWhat happened to her?
>>8270725>the game crashes whenever I try to collect a heart>sometimes when scrolling around town the game locks up, zooms randomly and ignores all inputs>sometimes after playing a game with a pony the game spazzes out and freezes on the score screen
>>8270756I had something like 2000 this morning. Down to 1050 after going through all the Valentine's Day stuff.
>>8270673>implying Rose fags are as insufferable as Jack fags
>>8270725>still playing that
>You'll never go down on Celestia>You'll never feel her squirt a little as she cums>Her clit will never expand into your mouth>So large it pushes you away from her slowly>Initially droopy and thick, allowing you to feel the prodigious weight of it>Completely unblemished, her head still a light pink as though it's never been touched>You'll never hold it in both hands and kiss it all over her shaft>You'll never forcefully tounge her frenulum until a huge bead of pre squeezes out of her urethra>You'll never lick it up and with a little prod of your tounge into her urethra make her shudder
>>8270767Oh man, I just got done with a flight 30 minutes ago.
>>8270133Shouldn't it be twilight
>>8270794Say that to my face fucker not online see what happens
>>8270804I like where you're going with this.
>>8270784>herHe's been posting less lately, but he's still around.I think he's just busy.
>>8270770Why was I even born!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MkWWx0YSyM0
>>8270632Yeah, but wanting to engage a cartoon horse thats voiced by her in a relationship might be a bit much.
>>8270133>not Pinkie Pie as the dentistHe's too amicable and outgoing to be Twilight.
>>8270810Man, I don't think I'm ever going to know that feel again.I haven't flown since I went home on leave in December. I brought all my pilot stuff from home, too, and got a new David Clarke headset for Christmas.
>>8270836>hating fictional ponies because they aren't "real enough"
>>8270770Who's the colt?
>>8270804>>8270826Agreed. Do continue.
>>8270804I should just go ahead and order the Bad Dragon dildo, shouldn't I?
>>8270808>you'll never eat her out while she holds her legs up
>>8270804>transformationhell yes>weighty cockoh baby>urethra tonguingnow we're cooking>no balls
>>8270751Well, i don't know what his issues are, but he might end up in an echo chamber of his own insecurities and self-deprecation.This is tends to happen to many artists.
>>8270862they're all fictional though
>>8270794>implying Jack fags are as insufferable as Ianto fags
>>8270843She needs to be articulatePanka is a dum dum
>>8270852Last time I flew was six weeks ago.That horrible rusty feeling you get when going up after some time sucks.You gotta get back in the air man, keep looking.
>>8270864Whoever you want.
>>8270894which is why it's kind of dumb to hate them just because they're OCs
>>8270881That's not humanized
>>8270765>her borealis hair scattered messilyHow would that even work?
>>8270922DRAW COREY, BORED
>>8270886He's bounced back before.
>>8270922Yeah, except it's a sun themed night thread
>>8270363>>8270268c'est juste une question d'habitude, rien de bien méchant. y'a bien un french-brony aussi mais c'est pas 4chan...>>8270186that is a weird situation indeed. i don't think i could now i know this info, but then it's about hunger. we are carnivores, that means we have to eat other living beings in order to live. it's not your fault, you trusted the company into selling you beef as it says on the packaging.the only thing i want from the meat i consume (pork, chicken, beef, fish) is that they could have enjoyed their life on a field, in happiness and eating some 100% non-gmo grass before ending on my dish. that's ethical.but horses, really, that's another story, the only system to blame is, again; the EU and the lack of controls on the borders.
>>8270922Kinda early, but we're pretty chill right now. What's up?
>>8270770>you'll never have your awkward first time with a cute pone girl
>>8270922Night threadValentines dayTime for cute pics
>>8270827>mfw he's a guyAnd that sucks. He never finished that sleeping RD I asked him to do
>>8270958>awkward first time with a cute pone girl>not Celestia doing you a favordo you even
>you'll never break never break never break this heart of stone
While we're on the topic of OC, is it just me or are most non pony ocs always great? Those diamond dogs don't count
>>8270881> Your hands ache from practicing magic all dayfucking hellno. Bad author.
>>8270943Draw Corey as an acutal Dragon
>>8270922Draw Humanized Celestia with glorious full lips.
>>8270909There are flight schools here that have hardly information on the training they offer, only that they offer instruction, and don't imply anywhere that their planes are for rentI've resorted to emailing them and asking them what they offerMy fucking face when
>>8270633not really, only a character that looks a bit close to what she's like, ... something like that.
>>8270883>>8270804>>8270932i'm tempted to start dumping fapfics in greentext here now
>>8270983>Twist murders her teacher
>>8270937by fucking her senseless
>>8270983>blood starts to drip from her chest>she doesn't even seem to notice and keeps on smiling>twist doesn't know what to do, and becomes somewhat scarred
The Twilight Sparkle Show > The Rainbow Dash Show
>>8270991But she's already an actual dragon. Do you mean full grown?
>>8270765>borealis hairSo would her pubes be her australis hair?The word you meant to use was 'aurora'. borealis means 'northern'
>>8271020 + >>8271024 = unf
>>8271014It's better in pastebin
>>8270977>doing you a favor>not savoring your love for hergentlest princessgentlest sex
>>8271035>The andy griffith theme plays in my headHOW
>>8271014Please don't, entire fapfics in greentext are dreadfulThey're great for getting an idea out and expounding upon it though, and they're great for fapping.
>>8271056>stock photos logo
>>8271036Not an anthromorphised dragon. That's what most of her pictures have been like
>>8271039that fantastic hair
>>8270787>game crashes when trying to collect a heartthis bug is giving me Bon Bon levels of rage
>>8271045>Twist will never fuck you senseless, smother you beneath her giant chest and dump the body in the quarry outside of town
>>8271060>>8270977Now I'm no expert on equine anatomy, but isn't a horse's heat somehow influenced by sun position or something?
>>8271085it's a metaphor for how you will never find love
>>8270975>posting a small versionDisgusting.
>>8271079The first one was just a dragon like Spike. Does that really count as anthro?
>>8268497Spoiler your goddamn posts, even the lightest shit should be spoilered if it's a spoiler. I gotta stop coming here.
>>8271092I was talking about humanlestiathough a pony is fine too
>>8270992>Celestia >glorious, full, pouty lipsmega-unf
>>8271098diamond dog X brony OCwhy
>>8271103pony chan pls
MLPG we need to talk
>>8271103Why don't you just go away until Saturday then?
>>8271083>you'll never brush it
>>8271103>I gotta stop coming here.yes, you probably shouldyou might do better at /r/mylittlepony if you're deathly allergic to spoilers
>>8271115>background pony>brony OCtrying too hard
>>8271122FUCK YOUNO MORE WORDSONLY ACTION
>>8271122pinkie did it
>>8271111Oh I know. But If I were correct I was going to use it as a spring board into suggesting that Celestia could also be a fertility goddess, and gives young men her "blessing" by teaching them the ways of men.
>>8271060I choose to believe this.
Would you hug a sad Harshwhinny?
>>8271139>background ponyThat's a good one.
Sex with Luna would be fantasticLoud, rough, exhausting but oh so worth it
>>8271139He's right though.That ship is a load of horseshit.Why LK likes it is beyond me.
>>8271166>HarshwhinnyHow much do you think her parents hated her?
>>8271102NoI forgot about that picture actually but she should be drawn as a full grown dragon imo
>>8271122Shh, Anon, it's alright, we don't need to ruin this with words~
>>8271194that's her last name though
>>8271190Every ship is a load of horseshit, anon
>>8271170She is though.
>>8271194Harshwhinny is her last name.
>>8271166i would hug her from behind until she mellowed out
>>8271190It's a comedy shipI can't even remember how it began other than it being between LK and Klondike
>>8271190Just like all ships. Get off your high horse, anon.
>>8271184Yes. yes it would.
>>8271204Come back when you are a sexy Nicol Bolas
>>8271166No, I wanted Cloudsdale to get the games
>>8271218GG did a little bit of it too with his dolls
>>8271152...oh my unf
>>8271204Think about how hard he'd try to make you happy
>>8271235I want Octavia to fuck me not Scratch
>everyone calls bronies sick perverted freaks>first page of safe search google images of Shezow is 90% porn
>>8271184you have to realize that, just because she's small compared to her sister, she's taller than all the other ponies.so, in her humanized version, she'd be taller than everyone else. sex with luna at this size would be amazing. hot, sweaty, exhausting, and ultimately satisfying.
>>8271013Ah, okay. Interesting character nonetheless.
>>8271190I'm an avid octascratch fan and even I find it adorable.
>>8271152what must you do to be "blessed" by Celestia?
>>8270992Am I the only one who'd like to see humanized Celestia with an elf-like physique for once?
>>8271248>cloudsdale never got chosen because the inspector is an earth pony
>>8271166>we chose you for the Games because>uh because that lady said you were cool I guess>season3_writing.txt
>>8271279>Half-crazy nightowl Amazon sexI would the whole Luna
>>8271184Would she be barking orders at you the entire time?
>>8271245Queencold's Jade is quite cute for a Dragon OC
>>8271270>Octavia just lays there and fakes it>Vinyl would probably do anal, swallowNO
>>8271295The usual. Bring an offering of wine at the rising of sun and say a small prayer. If you're fortunate she's appear before you and show you a new way to rise with the sun.
>>8271152Kinda makes it less special IMO. Not really my bag.
I think I'm going to make tacos tonight. Tacos the way mom used to make them when I was little. Ground beef with that taco seasoning from the packet. Shredded cheddar cheese. Diced onion. That's yet.Yeah. With flour tortillas deep fried. Not long, just until they're warm and soft and bubbly.Yeah, that will be good.
So, wait, does this mean girls can exchange their period?
>>8269053She's a Drone. Drones aren't that smart.
>>8270826>>8270866>>8270877>>8270883>You'll never start licking up and down her shaft>Her head too intimidating to even attempt to take into your mouth at the moment>Once you reach the base of her cock you slide down further, expecting a heavy pair of balls>The disappointment in your face is subtly visible for a split second when you realize>Celestia notices this>She always notices>You're not disappointed the next time you reach the base>Her completely smooth, hairless sack is packed, almost taught with the incredible size of her balls>Though it still retains definition of each testicle, allowing you to single out one for your ministrations>This is a truly new experience for Celestia>Most of her male suitors weren't appreciative of her cock>None have almost begged her silently to produce balls like you have>This makes you the first male in centuries to ever suck on her nuts>The twitch of her thick cock lying lewdly over your face shows her appreciation of your efforts>The huge drop of pre slowly soaking through your hair is an even greater sign of thanks
>>8271319no, she's a very old-school type of gal. she'd expect you to be dominant in the bedroom but everywhere else you're at her beck and call.
>>8271321she's too classy to fake it
>>8271321>implying Octavia hasn't mastered the art of playing the skin flute>implying she couldn't bring you to tears with a single hoof
So this is what the MLP fandom looks like from the outside.
>>8271342You're not that smartjerk
>>827133634 of them when?
>>8271333I would be her most devout worshiper. Even if she never paid me a visit.Just knowing that she's looking out for you would be a nice feeling.
>>8271306Well, fuck. Guess I finally have to find out how to draw humans then and do it myself.
>>8271378It's true though.Drones are usually just mindless creatures tethered to the Hive Mind, whose only purpose is to follow orders given to them by the Queen.They are dispensable.
>>8271386I like how Corey got porn in like a month and Jade still has nothing
>>8271378Are you blushing?
>>8271356She's British. They all fake it.>implying no British woman has had an orgasm since Ann Bolyn
>>8271377>humaninzed Magic BusI don't even know what to say
>>8271336I-I-I-I-I CAN'T CHOICE!I JUST FUCKING CAN'T CHOICE BETWEEN COREY AND JADE!
>>8271377>That thread.In brightest day.In darkest night.I know, deep down, this shit ain't right.But still, I would with all my might.I'd hit that with Green Lantern's Light!
I know it's almost over butWill you be my valentine?
>>8271378where mah valentine plane pones
>>8271425I would. But I appear to be going into shock from sugar overload.
Going to post this again in case anyone missed it from lastnight/early morning.Going to work on some requests. SLOWLY as usualy.
>>8271377requesting lesbian sexFuta acceptable
>>8271425You know I really want your sister, right?
>>8271425Yes I would!
>>8271321Vinyl would be loud and wild with it. Like, sweaty and hard.Octavia would treat it more like a special occasion. You know, get prepared, light some candles. Probably more intimate, embracing you, showering you with loving kisses while she grinds against your thrusts.
>>8271411GUYS NO!I don't want Queencold ragequit the fandom because of porn of her OC, seriously...
A true true friend helps a friend in need...
>>8271454>I don't mind if you call me "Rarity"
>>8271341What are you...Oh...OOOOH...
>>8271425Sweetie you are too young to want a valentine
>>8271465Sweet Jesus little girl, stop that. You don't know what you're doing to me.
>>8271342but we have no idea at all how smart your average changeling is, well unless we get to count the comic
>>8271462So you want me to suck your dick or something?Help me help you
>>8271445How's tug of war looking? Which trio of blank flanks are in the lead the boys or girls?
>>8271461Is she against it?Because I'm willing to draw it, but I'd like to know before hand if the original artist will be upset.
>>8271341I... Get it? I think.
This mare wants to go out on a date with you.Where do you take her?
>>8271481She looks lankier in that image. Older.S'probably safe to tap that, Anon.
>>8271425Of course, Sweetie Belle
>>8271461It would be a mercy before she gets transferred to Equestria Girls
>>8271445Aw fuck, that's nice.And thanks for reposting. I think some artists don't like doing it, so it's cool when someone does.
>>8271509Are there any other ponies to chose from or is she my only option?