Thus can my love excuse the slow offenceOf my dull bearer when from thee I speed:From where thou art why should I haste me thence?Till I return, of posting is no need.O! what excuse will my poor beast then find,When swift extremity can seem but slow?Then should I spur, though mounted on the wind,In winged speed no motion shall I know,Then can no horse with my desire keep pace.Therefore desire, (of perfect'st love being made)Shall neigh, no dull flesh, in his fiery race;But love, for love, thus shall excuse my jade- Since from thee going, he went wilful-slow, Towards thee I'll run, and give him leave to go.>>8246782Previous thread.
Merry Cadence Appreciation Dayyou fucks
Dammit Snarky I was trying to fap to this Cougarity thing but then the feels kicked inmy heart hurts
>>8250327Hey I just realised...Do spiders reproduce sexually?They never show the dude who plowed Charlotte in Charlotte's web
_____ than ______
>>8250468Uglier than Derpy
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>>8250467Would you fuck a giant horny spider?
>>8250467I don't want to think about Charlotte that wayshe was the first fictional character I had a crush on
Happy Valentine's, weirdos.
>>8250499Xieril pls, se supone que deberias estar estudiando!
>>8250494If the way I act in CoC is any indication, I would barely do anything else.
>>8250474>eyes>faceJesus Christ its like looking into the abyss
>>8250494Depends, we talking Monster Girl spider?
>>8250422There was a time when mares were kindWhen their voices were softAnd their words invitingThere was a time when friends were magicAnd the world was a songAnd the song was excitingThere was a timeThen it all went wrongI dreamed a dream in times gone byWhen hope was highAnd life worth livingI dreamed that friends would never dieI dreamed Hasbro would be forgivingThen I was young and unafraidAnd dreams were made and used and wastedThere was no ransom to be paidNo song unsungNo apple untastedBut then Hasbro comes at nightWith their voices soft as thunderAs they tear your hope apartAnd they turn your dream to shameI spent two summers at her sideShe filled my days with endless wonderShe was the best thing I had seenBut she was gone in oh-'13And still I dream this will not beThat we'll have many years togetherBut there are dreams that cannot beAnd there are storms we cannot weatherI had a dream my life would beSo different from this hell I'm livingSo different now from what it seemedThe bronies killed the dream I dreamed
>>8250517>not posting TrixieYou aren't the real Nanners.
>>8250525>wasting your time sexing driderslame-o
OKAYTHESE ARE ALL THAT YOU GUYS HAVE POSTED SO FARIf I go to bed, just build on thishttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Valentinesday2013.png
/co/ is talking about us again.They want to know if EQG is going to end up there.
>>8250546Who the fuck even cares anymore
>>8250520>implicando que yo soy xieril
Happy Valentines Day.Do you have your pone?I've got my pone.
>>8250541I'll show youWhen my vast army of loyal spider progeny reaches maturity, I'll show you all!
>>8250549I fucking hope so.
>>8250549Do they want it?I don't want it.Does anyone want it?
>>8250549why wouldnt it? its a cartoon all of its ownsure there might be some cross traffic, but its a completely different cartoon
>>8250563my pone is ded
>>8250546Already?Dammit it's still the 13th.
>>8250597West coast pls go
>>8250597Not for everyone.
Since a lot of you have programs more complex than MSPaint could I ask you lot to do something that'd take about five seconds?Have to make a bullshit assignment by tomorrow, need graphics. So I made a shitty barrel. Need transparency around the object.Really don't feel like downloading and learning something just to erase a color to transparency.
>>8250474not today fucker
>Equestria Girls have their pelt color as their skin color to avoid race issues>Fanart comes out>"NO FAK YOO I WAN MAH CHOKLIT WAIFU"
>>8250613Do you have one with a white background?
it is time
>>8250624...Does this count?I dont think it countsShould it?
>>8250474It looks cute to me. But due to the fact it was drawn by Ross well. Negates the cuteness.
>>8250535You know Rainbow Dash, Fluttershy, Applejack, LunaCelestia, Rarity, Pinkie Pie too-ahBut do you recallThe most tragic pony of allTwilight, the faithful studentHad a very pretty hideAnd if you ever saw itYou would want to come insideAll the other poniesUsed to share her friendship toothey never thought poor TwilightWould become a Mary SueThen one lousy winter's nightHasbro came to say"Stuff that simple magic horn,Make that bitch an Alicorn"Then how the bronies rampagedFurious with energy"Hasbro, you killed the fandomThat's the end of /MLP"
>>8250624>not pulling the camera back to get a fuller shot of the gunDo you even /k/?
>>8250571No yo ando por aca cochi.
>>8250637Put it in anyways
>>8250651Te desapareciste Dusk, que te paso?Aun te gusta el pone?
>>8250606WEST COAST BEST COASTPACIFIC NORTH FREEEEEESH
>>8250676Por supuesto pero nunca me fui siempre ando por aca menos en la tarde.
why don't you have your pants off while eating ice cream?
What were these hoovesIf not for booping?Who am IIf not marking?
>>8250661What else ya need, I'm revving up my photoshop`
>>8250703This is bait
>>8250630>The King of Soundtrackssuch a shame the game itself is terrible online
>>8250703I sure hope that dainty little hand belongs to a woman.
>trying to find that picture of Twilight with her mouth open looking seductive so I can print it out and cum on it>can't find itYou can never find something when you actually need it
>>8250624DROP YOUR WEAPON
>>8250709these hooves were made for boopingand that's just what they'll do
Anyone have the last valentines day cap?I'd rather not accidentally tread old ground by using a picture from it if I can avoid it.
>>8250734One of these days these hooves are gonnaBoop All overYou
>>8250631>getting mad at retards for acting retardedthe retard is YOU
I didn't have any candlesSorry Rarity ;_;
>>8250752mothman no plsnot the devil speed
>>8250732trying too hard
>>8250750My body is ready.
>>8250771>a girls hand and picture of rarityfappin
>>8250785Dang your shading is getting better
>>8250785That's a cute horse
>>8250794>hairy armIt's probly a guy
>>8250794I-I'm a guy
>>8250778Draw Celestia hoof worship
>>8250815Well he has a very effeminate thumb.
>>8250445>>8250690>Sweetie plants her lips on Rumbles, sucking at his face and pushing her tongue in his mouth>Rumble still resists, trying to turn his head but Sweetie is relentless.>She nuzzles his neck softly, being careful not to break his goddamn neck>Nipping at him, his defenses slowly fall as he devolves into a shuddering, blushing mess of a grey pone>"HA- aah- ahh...">"hmm?" Sweetie looks down, They started without her>the cheeky cunts>Applebloom popped the head of Rumbles pleasure switch in her mouth, sucking lightly as not to spend him too quickly while Scoots licks the side of his shaft>Sweetie looks distraughtnumber/
>>8250713>>8250727Didn't think I'd run into some other KoFags.I agree, it's terrible. Who's your mains? King/Yuri/Kula here.
>>8250820Not tonight you're not.
>tfw you did not do this valentine pony cap last but instead was laughing at that namefag that is being mock for 2 threads>tfw you still chicken for not doing that valentine pony capThat year went by so fast, did it?
>>8250820>>8250815Maybe he's the guy with the striped socks>>8250546
>>8250820I would anon's hand
>>8250820NOT TONIGHT YOU ARENT
Anon wished desperately to get into Equestria.Unfortunately... Or fortunately... Grown men are not allowed into magical poneworld. But Celestia knew the yearning of his heart, and made his wish possible.At a price....He doesn't seem to mind, though.
Why is she so purple /co/?
does anyone have any good pictures of ponies receiving valentines?also drew this for you mlpg <3
>>8250853>>8250841You take the mouth, I'll take the ass.
brae, are you lurking tonight
>>8250829>you will never have 3 fillies all lusting for your precious salty protein at once
>>8250733I THINK YOU MEANWEAPONSSSSSSSSS
>>8250864every aspect of that pony is fucked.you sir, have failed at drawing
>>8250772>not driving around in your scion xD while firing your XD-9 out the window while watching Disney XD on your tablet
>>8250870Actually, I'm the one compiling the valentine caps
>>8250864this is the dumbest story yet grampa
>>8250864>you will never be the little girl
>>8250864Nice premise, I like it
>>8250778then start booping~
>>8250890Oh really? Are you doing anything for valentines day?
>>8250867You mean nobody told you before?
tell me I'm a pretty pony
>>8250840my only regret is that I have boneitis
>>8250886Would it help if I told you it was meant to be a male version?
>>8250901No, they haven't.
>>8250903You're a pretty pony.
>>8250631>there are already self-inserted OCs
>>8250903You're the prettiest pony of all, anonymous.
>>8250864I would not mind being changed to a little to hang out with those ponies.
>>8250868have I been rused or is miles bugsanon?
>>8250903You are a 6/10 pony
>>8250900Me and my boyfriend celebrated it last weekend
>>8250890I'm preparing something nice tomorrow with DashIt will involve million dollar diamonds and the beach. Just need something to bring it all together.
>>8250922Bug shop little things into other people's art and calm it as his. He always does that shit.
>>8250839Duo Lon/Ash/Takuma for maximum faggotry, and Takuma.
>>8250922Why is Garfield visiting Rarity's house?
>>8250922the second thing merry christmas>>8250943
>>8250890Do you accept nonpony
>>8250931>Ingram in the studio for season 3's songs.
>>8250947Same reason everyone visits Rarity's house.For dresses.
>>8250943what a dork
>>8250921yeah and then when you are a grown women surrounded by all those gorgeous stallions
>>8250957>add filter/coloration to Rose art she made to you>claim as his.
>>8250965for a second there i thought you were going to say sex
>>8250839I'm not really good enough to have mains, but I mostly like playing Terry. Only because Shingo isn't in the latest ones.
>gg will never continue your favorite series
>>8250971I would take every single horse dick into every hole on my body.
>>8250998jokes on you anon, I don't have a favorite
http://www.sybian.com/venusindex.html>not buying a milking machine for yourself on Valentine's day>2011
>>8250913Still shit. Please stop drawing. You are terrible and will never get any better. You have a worse grasp of anatomy than Ross, I don't think I've EVER seen you try to shade or paint, and you try to excuse lazy fucking shitty art under the guise of comedy.Just fucking stop. No one wants you here.
>>8250975>implying i've ever done thatquit having random anons confuse you sweetheart
>>8250998no more alacore?! nuuuuu!!!
>>8251007>>8250886this is bait
>>8250883I won't be asking again nicely
>>8251006I gotta get my production up before I bother with something like that
>>8250998>gg stopped drawing adorable sheling
Is it too late for book reading with book pone?
>>8251007for the record this is a different anon
>>8250536It wouldn't be as funny if I tried Trixie.Plus I had a whole bunch of Oreos.
You guys think Hasbro is ever going to find tiara's video's on youtube and flag em down?If that did happen what would happen to Tiara's cash cow?
>>8251041it's a $900 penis milking machine
>>8250890>not including you presenting a happy Braeburn with a horse dildoI'm dissapointed.
>>8251029I would feed that bug so much love, she would burst!
>>8251042I figured as much. It's beyond me why people would want to be flagrantly this hostile on mlpg, but it's popularity came with a cost; Shit posting. None of us even wanted to buy it.
>>8251053i hope they do and take him to court for libel
>>8251049Did you stick that donut on your dick?
>>8251006here is how i am spending valentines day.
>>8251040HEYFUCKERI ALREADY GAVE HER VONNEGUT
>>8251088book pones getting a lot of books
>>8251070>Implying Corwin's popular.
what did you do
>>82510883 people have given her Vonnegut. it's all been Vonnegut
>>8251081They won't, he'll still be rich doing pretty much nothing, and you'll still be a bitter person sitting at home alone on the internet
>TFW You will never give your favorite pony a valentines gift because too beta to approach.
>>8251053you must really hate tiarawhy to shitpost about him when he hasnt been here in months.
>>8251104I'm sorry Dash.
>>8251065He's got quite a few on that deusgear account. Each have like 3 mil views. That's how he gets all his major dosh.>>8251081I don't think they could do anything like that. I'm sure they could convince Youtube to outright delete them though, if they were mad enough.
>>8251085I'm uncomfortable with the idea of a machine penetrating me, that's weird
>>8251104shhhcome to bed
>>8251104All I did was talk a picture...
>>8251088MAYBE SHE DOESN'T WANT VONNEGUTHUHI MEANT JUST LOOK AT HOW EAGER SHE IS FOR THAT NONFICTION
>>8251109I said I hopegeez anon cant you let a guy dream
>>8251108I sure hope she likes himotherwise this well not be the best holiday
>>8251118Someone posted that picture last thread about a persons little cousin finding his video.This aint about hating, it just got me thinking about it. By all accounts he's always seemed like a nice guy to me.
>>8251118tiarawhy is actually bugsanon.
>all these generic fucking stupid waifusLET ME SHOW YOU A REAL WAIFU, FAGGOTSW-will you be my valentine, Anon?
>>8251129I have to watch this gif every timeI don't know what it is
>0r0 smelled a stream.>Barges into MT's stream like he owns the place.>the furfags start sucking his dick immediately.
>>8251069She can hold quite a lot
Its not even valentines day yet, but I hope I'm not late!
>mlpg upon discovering that ponies aren't realhttp://theync.com/forum/showthread.php?3857783-Screaming-Man-Burns-to-Death-outside-of-Police-Station-%28Graphic-Video%29
>>8251148every artist is bugsanon
>>8251159Oh god link
>>8251118>>8251109Does tiarawhy pay you guys to suck his nuts?
>>8251169Derpy cannot legally consent to sex
>>8251152OH FUCK TENTACLE HANDSSTAY AWAY
>someone mentions miles>get my hopes up that he is backawww, it was just some plain old shitposting.
>>8251192yeah, the dead have no rights
I only go to MT's streams for the musicshe has hands down the best stream music
>>8251216pistachio ice cream pony is so cute
>>8251214Oh noWe've gone overboard
>>8251159this is why I dislike 0r0
>>8251214>you will never make the princesses this satisfied
>>8251210I'm sorry for your lots.
>>8251142Can we still be friends?
Hey guys. Bad dragon has a sale in 5 minutesNows the time
>>8251085>soulless machines get more action than I do
>>8251240everyone dislikes 0r0you don't need to explain it to us
>>8251235Mint ice cream pony is cuter
>>8251252Thanks for the heads up Braeburned~
>>8251194how far can this go
>>8251217>He doesn't go to Brae's stream for his amazing music.
Apple should really draw foot fetish art>tfw more than 2 years and no fucking good foot fetish art yet
>>8251190Yes. We also get dental.
>>8251252No Breaburned. No.
>>8251253>implying you have a soul
>>8251253>dogs and horses get more action than you do;_;
>>8251252Oh man you made me rememberLast Valentine's I bought my Seadragon
>>8251217i have come to realize everyone in the pony fandom has pleb taste in music
you faggots don't really waifu ponies, right?
>all these fucking casual waifusGETONMYFUCKINGLEVEL
>>8251264But ponies don't have feet.
>>8251210That guy gone, isn't he? I miss him.
>>8251252It's not like it matters, it won't get here in time to keep me company tonightThat's what 2 bottles of rum are for.
>>8251294/mu/ please go
>>8251250How fast are you?
>>8251304>a single, spiral pubeGROSS
>>8251294I have come to realize that everyone on this entire earth apart from me alone has pleb taste in music.
>>8251299oh yesoh baby
>>8251303That reply never gets old
>MT's stream turned into Nanaki and 0r0 chat
>>8251321Don't forget the three on either flank.
>>8251294No stream music is worse than MS or GG's.
>>8251342>not just ignoring the chat
>>8251299I know right?
>>8251324>hilary duff catgirl>almost made>ALMOST FUCKING MADE ITHow do you even like this thing?
>>8251339>AJ is the one to tell Rarity that ponies don't normally war clothes>AJ is the only pony to regularly wear a hat
>>8251319I can run a mile in twenty five minutes!
>>8251295No, of course not. Who would be pathetic enough to have not been so much as hugged by a woman in over five years, suffering from so much loneliness that he regularly cries himself to sleep pretending his pillow is Twilight Sparkle?Certainly not a cool, popular, socially functional individual like myself!;_;
>>8251240Wolfnanaki is in that stream jacking 0r0 off too.
>>8251324Wow. I've never seen such shit-tier waifuness in my life.Jack? REALLY?
>no one in mlpg knows how to adjust the lighting after taking a picture
>>8251264Maybe even some smelly feet
>>8251363UmYou can hang out with tank
>>8251357She's a total fucking qt3.14, anon>>8251370EAT SHITSERIOUSLYEAT IT ALL
>>8251366Well of course, I mean, isn't that what nernako usually does? Suck dick to get free art?
Does this count?
>>8251365are you me?Because I definitely don't do any of that either.
>>8251377Even wrinkly feet?
>>8251358AJ is so plump and so apples.
>>8251385Turtles are well known for harboring Salmonella.
>>8251259only furfag drama whores, brah
>>8251400Wow you are quite fat.I guess that's not surprising.
>>8251375>no one cares
>>8251390>jack>Oh my waifu's such a special little misunderstood snowflakeEat shit, your waifu is fucking garbage.
>>8251385I...I can try harder!
>>8251410I love that picture
>>8251393I dont think Nonku is gonna get free art out of 0r0 unless he has a thousand bucks and wants to see 0r0 fucking sweetie belle
>>8251390Dude.Come on.Jack? Why Jack? Seriously she's... she's fucking JACK.
>>8251377Man, smelly feet is probably the HARDEST fetish to find good art ofit's so hard to have smelly feet in your top fetishes
>>8251429How can you tell?
>>8251363I can walk a mile and a half in the same time.
>>8251375>no one will ever provide helpful photo editing information instead of criticizing
>>8251431She's not misunderstood at all, you dork. Why she's a mean bitch is revealed in like 5 minutes after meeting her.>>8251441fuck you she has a heart of gold
>>8251450oops quoted wrong post>>8251428
>>8251422>if you hate 0r0 you're a furfagI...what?
>>8251390But Jack is an awful waifu
>>8251421umm.. its a tortoise
>>8251463I can walk a mile and three quarters, while chewing bubble gum.
>>8251400My fucking god. Clean your fingernails.
>>8251474Man can't you wait until after Valentine's day to harsh my waifu mellow?Insulting waifus is bad form. I'd never insult someone's waifu.
>>8251472You're bitching about 0r0 because he's watching the stream and people are being friendly to him.Obviously you've got some other beef with the guy.
>>8251479I don't know why they don't call her Celery. She looks like a celery.
>There is a brony out there who is going to get laid todayAnd you aren't
>>8251463I can walk a mile and four fifths, while chewing >>8251487's bubble gum.
>/co/ V-day thread 404'dDang it.
>>8251496Not even dirty tho
>>8251497People insult mine all the time. Don't make any difference to me.
>>8250829>"hey! don't go to fast!" She kisses Rumble again, "I want him to last~">his mind has already been broken>his body will soon follow>Applebloom quickens her pace, sucking hard and fast on his pulsing colthood she wraps her tongue around the head and licks along the tip as she pulls back>Scoots is having a field day with Rumble's balls, popping each plump bulb into her mouth sucking lightly and rubbing his thigh>Rumble facial expressions should have their own show, twisting and writhing in Applebloom's iron grip, he moans and throws his head back>In reaction, Applebloom and Scootaloo release him, leaving him with extraordinary black balls>Rumble panics, he juts forward still in Sweeties embrace>"Hey, you're not just gonna leave me like this are you?">Scoots and Appleblossom just snicker at him>Sweetie turns his face towards hers>"No, It's my turn now Rumby" She kisses him deep and stands up>Red Robin's and Applebee's drag Rumble off of the beanbag chair>Much to the relief of the beanbag chair>Sweetie now stands over Rumbles flagstaff on her hinds legs>[Rumble's throbbing intensifies]>Scoots holds Rumble's cock steady as Sweetie lowers her dripping wet cunt down onto him, her marehood taking him in inch by throbbing inch, Scoots and Applebloom stroke his shaft as he enters her>Sweetie rests her self on Rumble's lap, shifting her weight around to get comfortable
>>8251512Key word there is "a"
>>8251513pop pop pop makin' fuckers drop
>>8251512AMOUNT OF FUCKS GIVEN0
>>8251513>>8251025>tfw fingers steal your gun reply
>>8251512You shouldn't feel bad when you realize they reproduce and name their children after ponies.
>>8251512Only because I'm a cowardI also don't go out in public looking like a homeless pig creature with a lispBecause I would be too cowardly to do so.
How are you going to spend Valentines day with your pony waifu, anon?
>>8251504>you're bitchingNo, I'm not. Different anon. >obviously you've got some other beef with the guyReally? I can't just think he's obnoxious? I've got to have some deep seated personal vendetta against him?
>>8251540Unless they're gay bronies.
>>8251444It's awful, all the art of it is Donut Steele OC tier art, and everyone that likes it is a creep, myself included
>>8251517I knew it
>>8251512>wanting to have sex with not ponyyeah, no thanks anon.
I dont even KNOW who this Valentine is coming from I THAT guY WAS TOUCHING ME FIRST man Applebloom isso hot i just want to eat that apple you know what i mean FUCK RARITY bitch son of a cider is great
Happy Valentine's day Or not, whichever you prefer, reallyReposting from last night for those who missed it. I don't normally do this, but you guys mean a lot to me.
>>8251517How much do you bet OP or mod/janitor 404'd it because it was getting too pony for them.
I should do a waifu pic with 0r0 just to make you guys even madderyou've already proven how easy it is
>>8251565Scootaloo, it's not even alcoholic.
i love minty ponyshe is so cute
>>8251573to a noguns maybe
>>8251581You can't possibly make me feel worse than I do right now.Do what you must.
>>8251569Too much. Oh man too much. Too much cute. I am out of here.
>>8251547I plan on spending it doing Finance homework, cooking lunch for some friends, and finally finishing Bayonetta.My spend some time with Fire Emblem Husbando if that new mission gets released.
>>8251569Oh hey, cool, thanks.Where's the grimderp version?
>>8251547I'm not, I'm going to spend valentines day at school.
>>8251562Not even the drunkest pony, with the lowest standards would stand 10 feet near you
>>8251547Look at cute pictures of them
>>8251587Jesus fucking christ your thumbs are scary
>>8251552Well to be that consumed with anger upon his sight, without a personal reason, is just a plain unhealthy way of thinking
>>8251581>you like to spend your time making a few idiots angryyou sound like a stupid person
>>8251581I doubt that would piss a lot of people off. I'd find it pretty funny.Still don't really like 0r0 though.
>>8251609that's not true though.besides, pone aren't real anyway anon
>>8251587Seriously though, that ice cream is the fucking best.
>>8251389Yes, this is drawfag
>>8251540>Pinkamina Zecoa SmithI will forever feel sorry for that child.
>>8251609why was I even born
>>8251587DudeWhat's up with those wacky thumbs
>>8251547In lab, and at the gym.
>tfw having to choose which waifu you want on v-dayDammit, I knew haivng morethan one waifu would bite me in hte ass someday
>>8251587>Toe thumbsBobby, is that you?
>>8251609Would they touch me with a thirty-nine-and-a-half foot pole?
>>8251635>that feel when just not that into mint chocolate chip
wwhat are you getting your wwaifu for vvalentines day
>>8251636YOU'RE NOT DRAWFAG
>>8251547Finish this goddamn song
>>8251641Their other child is named Optimus Prime
>>8251650>having more than one waifuThis nigga
Which pony gives the softest kisses?
>>8251587you must be the thumb wrestle champ
>>8251587Don't we all, mewball?
>>8251610I like to pretend the guy in this gif has his fingers up her pussy.
>>8251663No it wasn't.
>>8251650You don't have more than one waifu though.you actually have none.
>>8251587Do you have club fingers?Did you lose a thumb and have it replaced with a big toe?Do you ever cut the nail?
>>8251650I don't even have a waifu, I just wanted to make a joke
>>8251587>>8251673Loira is the cutest sexual deviant ever
>>8251650>tfw having to choose which waifu you want on v-daywhy not have as many as you want, a player in your imagination nigga
>>8251587Why is your thumb a ball?
>>8251512Good, that's too much work and too gross to deal with.
>>8251663>That imageHnnng, my childhood!
>>8251587holy shit those thumbs
>>8251653>go to Equestria>ponies are standoffish>sing them that song
>>8251650>having more than one waifu
>>8251605Unfinished. I'll do it later, but unfortunately my week planning has been interrupted by uni work, my brother and some frens wanting to hang out during the weekend>>8251602Thanks I know you could pretty much outdraw me and most of us any time, so thanks
>>8251700>you're so nervous your voice trembles and cracks the entire time
I need pictures.Pictures of /co/nrad.
>>8251587That is the thumb of an artist
my waifuxyour waifu
>>8251713Sorry dude they're just a bit odd looking
>>8251587>>8251673>>8251689But would you feed her deviancyWould you make her pony pregnant with personhorse babies
>>8251713Just beat them with your Club thumb, mew
>>8251729I would watch them.
>>8251713That doesn't answer the question at all.
>>8251729RarityxRarity?I can dig it.
>>8251737Centaurs are gross, Anon.
>>8251737This is not possible, but I would love to raise a family with Lyra and move out into a quiet place in the country with some land, a garden, and some animals
>>8251713you really need to use more reaction images
>>8251656Y-you're right. I'm a shame.
>>8251720>they find it endearing and call you mr. grinch>the little fillies and colts try to imitate your singing cadence
>>8251765anonplscease and desist
>>8251742He could feed Africa for a year with just one!
>>8251729Rarity x Pinkie PieMight be interesting, though I'm not sure what they could do together that would make it a good couple. Might just be a quick sexy fling.
QUICKPOST A PICTURE OF YOUR MOST APPLEY WAIFU
>>8251721You probably have this oneI never really save any pics of him sorry
>>8251713open a donation pool for thumb reduction surgery and i will donate immediately.
>>8251552so you're saying you're whiteknighting for some furfag drama whore
>>8251778butjustlook at itLOOK AT IT!
>>8251782but my waifu isn't appley at all
>>8251765oh god i can't stop laughing
>>8251782>most>implying I have more than one waifu
>>8251761I would gently make love to that horse
>>8251790>tfw can't eat moon pies without vomiting
>>8251285That wasn't me.But I have to say, our musical tastes are 2similar man
>>8251798It's probably like that from some sort of activity you unconsiderate prick
>>8251765classic signs of over masturbation
>>8251765I'm afraid this will happen to my thumb if I learn to art
>>8251765I think it's just an overgrown cuticle.Just push it back.
>>8251765Is that your big toe? Seriously, that's either a deformed thumb or you lost a fingertip.
>>8251826Furious masturbating probably.
>>8251782My waifu is appley enough
>>8251828I masturbate every single day and my thumb doesn't look like that.
>>8251849I masturbate 3-6 times a day and my thumbs and dainty
>>8251848at least, she will be in the next episode
>>8251847Or something else that forces you to use your fingertips?
>>8251828pornhub premium is apparently free for todayhappy valentines day MLPG
fart fart fart faaaart
my tummy hurts
>>8251853>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0Bl71GGmuEG>Pat Buchananlost it
>>8251872>fapping to real people
>>8251872>tfw no free caledonian-nv membership
hew mewball you should name your thumb nathan
>>8251878>>8251879Fluttershy please go
>>8251868>>>8251848Why not stop being faggots and share!
>>8251872I don't trust them to not bill me anyway somehow
>>8251868Fuck you, apples r shit
>>8251879You have 3 hours.
C'mon guys, leave poor Mewball alone. He had to hitch a long way to get to where he is today.
>>8251901You just post and don't talk anymore;_;
>>8251856>tfw I didn't get that last picture in the /co/ V-day thread before it 404'd
what am i supposed to do with this knowledgehow am i supposed to feel
>>8251908FUCK YOUDIABETES IS SHIT
>>8251906>2 water marks
>>8251922It's not your fault, anon is just being opposableI wouldn't finger any blame,
>>8251922Donate your thumbs to science
>>8251912That must've been hard, he has toes for fingers
Is it possible to stop husbandoing someone because of their thumbs?
>>8250422Okay guys, I'm really really not in the mood to draw a whole freaking comic tonight just for one lousy holiday.So who wants to help me figure out something else to draw involving minotaurs and valentines day?
>>8251924Diabetes am da bestur dum
Alright, here's the most recent onehttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Valentinesday2013.pngIf someone else wants to save this and keep working on it with me, that'll ensure that everything gets added; cause I might go to bed soon.
>>8251922M-mewball I was wondering...w-will your thumb be my v-valentine?
>>8251922pls dont feel bad
>>8251946A minotaur fucking a tree
>>8251935oh fuck meim laugh
>>8251264>>8251377It's not like he's good for anything else.
>>8251955Nobody wants to see a minotaur fucking a tree.
>>8251946Obviously Iron Will, in a goat-drawn chariot, riding through town serenading couples for Hearts and Hooves.
>>8251922>is there anything to gain from this? no>is there anything to feel from this? no
>>8251922Draw thumb pony
>>8251940That's really shallow. Who knows, maybe he can work those thumbs like none other.
>>8251761I would indulge her and slam that winking marehood with all the strength I have
True top tier waifu coming through
I will make no attempt to defend, nor to analyze my extreme autism. This is going back through my teens to childhood.As you can see, my love of cute is constantly at odds with my love of edgy black like my soul evil darkness xd, etc.
>>8251765after zooming in a little, its really not that bad.
>>8251922Shhhdon't listen to them Mewbro
Don't mind me, just passing through.
>>8251995Hold on, son.Let me finish.
>>8251587I've waited too long to make my claimI love minty pony too but haven't the camera quality to prove it
>>8252008>>8252005I'm sorry MewI can't stop laughing
>>8252005Well, actually, it's considerably worse.
>>8252016BUT I JUST WANNA TOUCH YOUR BIG. BLACK. CAWK.
>>8252003>JennyYou're already too much of a bro for me to judge
>>8252005What the fuck are you smokingit GREW
So who wants to share dicks on valentines day?
>>8251922Sell a plaster mold version of your thumb to a sex toy company.
Derpy is a very ugly pony
>>8252031Touch--Eat your peas.
>>8252023its okay anonneither can I
>>8252032T-thank you, anon.
Oh god MewI'm sorry but this is too much to handle
>>8252062No, an apple can not be your valentine
>>8252062Yes, it is. And no, you can't
>>8252062No, Applejack. mewball does not have an apple in his thumb.
Nice going mew, your freakish thumb has derailed the thread
>>8252072fuck my sides
>>8252079>what's a thumb?
>>8252005>3:30 in the morning>accounting test tomorrow >sitting on the internet in MLPG laughing at someone's deformed thumbwhat happened
>>8252090if you insist <3
>>8252084THERE WAS NO THREAD TOPICTHERE WILL NEVER BE UNICORN TWILIGHT ANYMOREHIATUS IS ALREADY UPON US
Man, we're being so meanBUT I DON'T KNOW WHAT ELSE TO DO
>>8252093Something greatI'm avoiding studying for a medical imaging test
Can mew's thumb be my waifu?
>>8252093Magic.Now get back to studying. Or go to bed.
>>8252062They're fruit, AJ. Fruit.
>>8252071THE JOKESTHE JOKES ARE KILLING ME
>>8252084I don't even care; this is funny as hell and new episode isn't for another two days.
>>8252093Oh god i know that feel
come on mlpg, don't be that way. We have BEAUTIFUL ponies
>>8252093>>8252107I'm avoiding studying for a chemistry test.
Someone please cap this shitWhere the fuck is sentenal when you need it
>>8252093Im doing the same thing with my statistics midterm
>>8252121You fill me with regret
>>8252121>select your pistol>now select your horse
>>8252146Oh manI love Red Dead Redemption
>>8252128I'm supposed to write an 2 page essay right now.MLPG is a drug even for the smallest chores.
are we doing the thing with waifu pictures? I want to do one
IF I COULD TURN BACK TIMEIF I COULD FIND A WAY
>>8252154>not going to college
>>8252162Then do one. I'll try to add them up.https://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Valentinesday2013.png
>>8252121D---> So strong
>>8252162Tons of people already did you doofusdo it
>>8252154>not taking classes for something in medicineit's almost guaranteed money
Do you have any pretty pony pictures?I'd like to see them.
>>8252181I'm still here, I'll post that last update when I got to bed
Did thomeway thay thpecial thumb-pony?
>>8251527>Sweetie sits in Rumbles lap motionless, looking deep into her lovers eyes>Rumbles stares back, his wings outstretched, he examines her snow white body>"Hmm~?" she inquires as she takes his face in her hooves>"Your- Haaaaaaa- unng!">"No more words" she says, as sultry as she can with a voice as squeaky as hers>She begins to thrust her hips forward, faster and faster, harder and harder with each thrust >Both foals squeak and moan as Rumble penetrates Sweetie and Sweetie squeezes Rumble>She pushes him over and grinds at his waist>she holds him down and pounds him into the hardwood floor>Scootaloo dominating Snapplebloom's winking honeyhole, stuffing her snout into her applebucking friend and chowing downprobably 5 or something/
>>8252185Hey Pharmaceuticals, long time no see
Who keeps giving out my tumblr to people on here?
>>8252185I'd rather do something I'd love to do.
>>8252195Yes. Everyone else has got one except you.You fucking suck, Twist. You are the worst pony.
>>8252202Sorry AJ, but your tumblr deserves followers
>>8252178>not already finishing collage>>8252202me
>>8252154>not owning your own business>2011
>>8252192>This library will be abandoned after tomorrow's episode.Infinite tears.
>>8252208It was inevitable
>>8252211it's a good thing I like what I do then
>>8252208stop being mean to the thumb, you guys!
>>8252192oh my goodness that is so lovelyit reminds me of warm summer nightspls go snowpls
>>8252221But bugs the collage isn't done until V-Day is over.
>>8252221>collageI don't care how British you are, learn to spell.
>>8252237Is this a real life oil painting?
>>8252208Oh fuckI can't
>>8252195I'd like Twist if she didn't talk like someone with a condition
>>8252222kool quids>>8252238>>8252245sorry gee whiz
>>8252192This reminds me of Rayman Origins
>>8252164I'D TAKE BACK ALL THE WORDS THAT HAVE HURT YOUAND YOU'D STAY
>>825220186k/y starting, bitches
>>8252208I don't get the joke
>>8252297It's not a joke
>>8252280>5 stars>thumbs upstop this trickery its bothering me
>>8252280Are we doing this again already?
>>8252292>binder hole punchHow unnervingly low tech
>>8252208u w0t m8
>>8252327Yes WE areI expect better posts than thisNo one cares about your thumbMake it more creative, add some flare or a jokeQuit being boring.
>>8252339they look a lot more normal here
>>8252327Uh oh, another deformed thumbPut on a name so we can laugh at you
>>8252339>mew is a macfagyou lost all respect to me
>>8252339>mac>thumbsoh fuck I can't breathe
>>8252345I was...busy.You guys'll see the results soon.
>>8252367takes it like a champ
>>8252360not my choice on either counts ; _;
>>8252358I-it's not deformed though, it's just not in it's socket.
>>8252365Stop teasing us you whore
>>8252339>that 7 and 8 keymew pls where is your hygiene
>>8252391Ooo, yuck, I didn't even notice that.
Pink horses for valentines?yeah.Pink horses for valentines
>>8252407[places dick on screen]
>>8252407I pressed my face to the screen, but i didn't feel anything. ;_;
>>8252409hoihoi does hands.jpg
>MT playing Welcome to the Black Parade>Chorus hits>Check phoneOld habits die so hard
>>8252407Why does she look so excited
>>8252410I want a purple one
>>8252421ross does a face.jpg
>>8252391>>8252408but this keyboard is like 5 or 6 years old its not my fault ; _ ;
>>8252432JESUS CHRIST WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR THUMB
>>8252444>but this keyboard is like 5 or 6 years oldAnd that prevents you from wiping it down with a damp cloth?
>>8252444>implying that's any excuse>implying you couldn't clean it in 5 seconds with a tissue or something
tfw nothing impressive
>>8252432My brother has thumbs like those, but even worse.
>>8252456>>8252460f-fine ill do it nowgosh
>>8252461>milk 2 gocanada pls
>>8252478THE STUTTERING AND THE "GOSH" IS NOT CUTE ANYMORE NOW THAT I'VE SEEN YOUR FUCKING GOBLIN HANDS.I WILL NEVER SEE YOU THE SAME WAY.
>>8252492SHUT UP! YOU'RE NOT MY REAL MOM!
>>8252492>you will never clean your D room
>>8252492Oh man, I couldn't see the carpet before I cleaned it today.
POST YOUR WAIFUS
>>8252506Wh-where's his other leg?
>>8252432>>8252450Anon plscaptcha: edlegag horsemen
>>8252515Twilight there's a spider in your mouth
>>8252525In her pooper.
>>8252492>Why do you have a garbage can full of tissues that are hard?
>>8252530A well-lubed thumb
>>8252539Now you're trying too hard
>>8252530>German Phrases - H...Oh...?
Alright, I'm going to bed. Here's all the waifu pics so farhttps://dl.dropbox.com/u/34098139/UM/NEW..UM/Valentinesday2013.pngI'm gonna need everyone on duty to make sure everything is saved. Just keep passing along the file. Have multiple people keep track of it if you need to. Just make sure everything gets on it. I trust you. GODSPEED. GOODNIGHT
>>8252530>wearing a watch while you browse the internet alone at night
>>8252518I love all the pones.Especially the pegasus pones.
>>8252563you said hard
>>8252518The joke is I can't love.
>>8252581>>8252540Rainbow Dash EQG.jpeg
>>8252597That is...a very pretty picture.
>>8252489But that's not a bag of milk.
i fucked up
>>8252617They're gonna think it's one guy dumping soon, anon>>8252621>didn't sniff it>>8252626That's Gilda
>>8252621Would you lick the salty sweat stains?
>>8252439She looks sad to me.Sad that there's a screen in the way so she can't jump up and lick you on the cheek to say hello.
>>8252646Well, I just ran out of gifs anyways. ;_;Saving these new ones though, so thank you.
>>8252669They're really too small to be worth having in my opinionI just don't want to delete them
>>8252691>No almost waifus from american cartoons>Finally decide on FluttershyYou are the ultimate casual.
>>8252669>>8252698You guys don't have any video clips?
>>8252691Wow, this list is even more terrible than the jack one.
>>8252713American cartoons that aren't FiM are shit for waifu'sI mean, you guys can waifu XJ9 all you want but that just isn't for me
>>8252720What kinda stalker do you take me for?Sammy competeshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QDE-yJ_X0ncskip to 4:47 and 7:19__________________________________________Sammy does weighted pull-upshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3BVPMqe4Vc__________________________________________Sammy losing in farmers walk competitionhttp://vimeo.com/14707257__________________________________________Sammy teaching errbody how to be a wormhttp://vimeo.com/21554571__________________________________________Sammy's asshttp://vimeo.com/14000500__________________________________________Sam doin deads (awesome solid form)http://vimeo.com/26070660
>>8252741>American cartoons that aren't FiM are shit for waifu'sAs I said: casual.
I hope we get more adorably sweet pictures.
>>8252745That's some dedication.
>>8252748Whatever floats yer boat.
>>8252746Sammy spam suckshave a fish
>>8252757I've got a Lyra one coming up
>>8252756Want to give me examples to prove me otherwise? I really can't think of any.
>>8252617Wow, she's really pretty.
Not my waifu, but someone will love her.
>>8252757im gonna trystruggling for good ideas with lyra tho
>>8252780No she's notShe's not a ponyStop it
>>8252765It looks like a pinata
Post your pony fapfu
>>8252789>no wingsyou dont watch the show anymore do you?
>>8252790Give her the d
>>8252796Fluttershy is both waifu and fapfu because she's adorable and lovable and sexy
>>8252789I am going to waifu this deformed horse
>>8252789>magic hoBut that's not Rarity.
>>8252789that at that plump rump
>>8252796I don't fap to ponies it was close thoug
>>8252796Waifu is Fluttershy
>posting waifus>not husbandos
>>8252796would cum in mouth/10
>>8252790Lyra spaghettiing all over anon trying to give him candies for hearts and hooves.Lyra magicking a a pink and red bow around her and anon and kissing him/it on the cheek.
>>8252836WHERE ARE HIS PLATES?OR HIS HELMETNIGGA'S GONNA DIE
>>8252820She is very lovely.To be honest my waifu has always been Rainbow but sometimes I find myself thinking adulterous thoughts about FluttersAm I going to pony hell?
>>8252862The only male characters I've ever really felt feelings for are Big Mac and Garrus
>>8252872No, no no..Flutters & Dash have a very special relationship. If you're going to get in with Dash.... You're getting Fluttershy as well.
I give up, MLPG. I'm just going to go draw zebra dicks instead.
>>8252862but you already posted the best one
>>8252868scalesthey're like layers
>>8252874That's more Dashfags or Gildafagsmaybe even Celestiafags
>>8252872Who painted those dogs?
>>8252745>Sammy teaching errbody how to be a worm>http://vimeo.com/21554571>her voicehelp me, I'm in love.
>>8252882why is that your fallbackwhy didn't you just do that in the first place
>>8252873After a year and a half, I turned gay for pone for the very first time last night. And I am ashamed to say It was that one buck-toothed apple pone with the freckles.
>>8252886>CelestiafagsI don't see anyone ripped apart or being incinerated.
>>8252898>turned gayB-B-BUT BORN THAT WAY
>>8252902She'd just snap your neck real quick
>>8252883yes, yes I did~
>>8252902That was fun
>>8252914Everyone's different, anon.It shouldn't matter anyway.
>>8252898Seriously? I mean, he's cute enough I guess, but how can he hold a candle to that hunk of man meat, big mac?
>>8252874what is with the butt sitting?
>>8252915b-but muh incandestant le dork sols meme waifu ;___________;
>>8252916I guess I'm supposed to say "eeyup" or something, but I just can't do it justice
>>8252898That's a cute pone though.
>>8252936How else are you going to sit?
Come on guysI wrote things for you...
has anyone ever drawn rarity as a futa shark yet?
>>8252933I don't know I don't know...I've seen all the gay pone porn you guys post and all the greentext. Big Mac, Braeburn, little colts, none of them ever did anything for me.I don't know, maybe I just like them cute and goofy.Maybe it was just something in the air.I'm not proud of myself.
>>8252952>Futa sharksmy nigga
>>8252952What flavors were the white ones supposed to be?
>>8252897Who wouldn't want to fall back on zebra dicks?Right?
>>8252952Do sharks have dicks?
>>8252937>smothering you between her enormous breastsI can smash to this.
>>8252951I don't see any Octavia cum inflation, so it wasn't for me at all
>>8252965Well yeah, when you put it like that
>>8252965Are you going to draw Zebra dicks or ponies receiving zebra dicks?
>>8252958Would you a buck-toothed, freckled, long haired country boy with a farmer's tan and lean muscles from working on the farm?
>>8252967Que? No manches hombre
>>8252983I... I think I would...If his body was completely hairless.What have I become?
>>8252983I would have relaxed, tender sex with him, running my hands over every inch of his body as he does the same.
>hello son, how are you spending valentines day?>i am drawing zebra dicks!>son, i am proud.
>>8252983>buck-toothedJust kills it for me.If I wanted to fuck a donkey, I'd fuck a donkey.
>>8252969Celestia as a human just doesn't do it for meunless I get to be a little ponythen it works
>>8253012I think the teeth are super cute.
New horse where?
>>8253012Donk made of ink?
>>8252991Well, that one time he and his buddy Keith pushed their way to the front of a Midnight Riders concert and got a little too close to the fireworks.Third degree burns on ninety percent of his body. Lost both his eyebrows and never grew the hair back on his shins.
>>8252983I don't think I could a anyone that wasn't at least reasonably educatedSo if he's a hick no deal
>>8253007Well....I guess I should go to a gay bar or something...Maybe practice my tap-dancing.This is all so sudden.
New horse here:>>8253018>>8253018>>8253018
>>8253023make it yourself, we're all waiting on you
>>8253026Ellis? Do you think this is the best time?
>>8253012i want to fuck a donkey, i still never liked cartoony teeth like that though.
>>8253029>>8253033YOU HAD ON FUCKING JOB! ONE FUCKING JOB!
>>8253029>>8253033Well this is awkward.
This was a really, really good thread MLPG.Thanks for that.
>>8253037I just realized that I totally would Ellis. And he's so bro he'd probably be down for it, too. End of the world 'n' all, right? Might as well try everything once!
ONE THREAD HORSEFUCKERS
>>8253014would you let her put you in a diaper?
>>8253067Don't you fucking waifu ellis you gay hoity toity cocksucking bastard metrosexual faggot.
>>8253074not my fetish but if it's what floats her boat I'm sure we can find a way for her to be demeaning to me about it.
>>8253058I deleted my first oneYou're a good guy
>>8253016Yes they are. My teeth are straigt, but my two front teeth are slightly longer than the others. I like it.
>>8253074I'd really prefer if she didn't
>>8254009fuck, I wish
>>8254024which pony likes rape the most, anon?