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We Babs now?
>>8131539>no link to the old threadYa blew it
>>8131539>not my sweetie bell>gtfo troll
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>>8131562>"Whatcha doin', Anon?">"Why do you get so nervous when you have to look some pony in the eyes?"
>>8131554YEAH YEAH YEAH
How would your favorite pony react to the news that Stickam is shutting down?
>>8131573I...I'm afraid of getting lost in them.
>>8131584pone would not know what that is or care
>>8131584Pony would laugh at others misfortunes
>>8131573 because i have the secret desire to touch them sexually
Last episode was still better than top cunt.
I desire to perform cunninglus on a pony nonsexually
Is he okay?
>>8131607Smooth move ferguson
>>8131607no, he's ded
>>8131607>...HMMMMMMMMMMMMMWhat kind of thought bubble is that?
>>8131607UNOPT DOES IT AGAIN
>>8131573I had a very cute Russian girl ask me a question kind of like that when she figured out that I never look at people when I talk to them.I told her I didn't know WHY I couldn't look her in the face - I just couldn't.Then she leaned over and put her face right in front of mine. Insistently.Sometimes I wonder if she was flirting with me, and how badly I blew it. She was really cute.
>>8131618>tfw UNOPT is a better artist then you
>>8131606But anon, cunnilingus is a sexual act. It is impossible to perform it in a manner that is not sexual.
>>8131607that was quick also i dont get it
>>8131622>mating with commie scumYou dodged a bullet.
>>8131620Would I what, Spike?
WAITWHY WASN'T SHINY IN CANTERLOT?DID CELESTIA FIRE HIM?IS HE SOME WASHED UP COACH NOW?
>>8131628Ross has broken every single one of those rules.
>>8131622>Sometimes I wonder if she was flirting with meShe obviously was.Don't worry, I always realize it like 3 hours later, too.
>>8131622i know such feels
>>8131640He's a trophy husband
>>8131642>including "have fun.">ESPECIALLY "have fun."
>>8131626I'll find a way anon
>>8131622>tfw remembering all the missed opportunities because i was too socially retarded
>>8131653Behold, platonic oral sex
>>8131563>>8131563From what episode is that scoots?
>>8131658CAN SOMEONE PLEASE ADD A MAGIC AURA AROUND THE HORN AND SIGNPLEASE
>>8131640>>8131646>Sun Guard was as giddy as a schoolboy when he heard the news
>>8131658Urgh, I totally beefed that coloring
>>8131638>rip the skinEvery time.
>>8131668>tfw no good humanized Babs
>>8131669>Prince Blueblood replaced Shining Armor
>>8131622>tffwOne time this gal had me take her frail little hands into my huge paws, to "warm hers up".Took me a year to understand. She was a fucking good artist too.
>>8131676Shall I draw one?
>>8131669I'm just seeing him hold his pokerface the whole day, and when he gets home to his flat or whatever, just bursting into manic giggling and dancing around his place chanting, "he's gone! he's gone! he's gone he's gone he's GOOOOOOONE! I'M FREEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!"
>>8131683SureUnless you're Ross
>the cast of "Equestria Girls" will all be wearing those retarded fake ears/horns/tails you see people at cons wearing>All of the merchandising will have anthro versions of the cast on the packaging
>>8131676>tfw your throats skids along the ground and slams into an obstacle
>>8131690I'm not Ross.But I'm shit at drawing.
>>8131672It's flat colors, what is there to beef?
>>8131626Suppose you're not attracted to a person at all, but perform cunnilingus on them anyway, like it's a genital massage. From the giver's perspective, it might no longer be a sexual act.
>>8131692>watIt's not going to be humanised, anon. Calm down.
>>8131681>a cute artist will never warm her little hands in your gigantic manmitts
>>8131686>No irises>All those empty spots>The right ear isn't colored>The part of her hair behind her left ear isn't colored
>Equestria girls lamentingHave I missed something these past couple of days?Can someone bring me up to speed.
>>8131692It's toys.They trademarked Equestrian Girls only for toys.There can't be a show, a movie, anything other than toys because they didn't make a trademark for it
>>8131270>>8131300fool me once, shame on you fool me twice, shame on meI AINT FOOLIN AROUND FOR A 3RD TIME
Post a spike vector
>>8131696Well you can try at least.
>>8131709That's horribleAnd you ruined it
>>8131707hasbro registered "Equestrian Girls" in the great sea of trademarksthat's it
>>8131709Not big enough
>>8131709He looks really old and tired.That image gave me feels.
>>8131709>That snoutFar to manly for soarin, but that juicy ballsack is A+.Also, Ponies chewing on balls from behind is my fetish.
>>8131622I had a girl asking me how old I was a while back when I was volunteering somewhere, and asking me how old I thought she was.I told her I didn't know and she said she was a year younger than me.I promptly NOPEd out of there once I realized she was flirting with me.Younger than me, and she's already doing time? I don't think so.
Why was I even born?
>>8131731Because your sperm happened to be the one who wanted to go fast.
>>8131727(thats because i slapped it together really quickly and didnt clean up hardly any of my lines)
Goodnight MLPGI hope you all have dreams of pony
>>8131728That snout reminds me of Land before time.
>>8131731To be awesome and do shit. Why aren't you being awesome and doing shit anon?
>>8131747>still dreamingYou overestimate my remaining amount of humanity, anon.
>>8131729>already doing timeWait what
>>8131762>not dreaming about your waifu in your dreamCheck out this guy right here. I bet he cannot dream his waifu cuddling with him!
>>8131729A random girl told me I looked like one of her pets. When I gave her a blank stare, she stumbled and explained that I looked like a hamster; one of her pets.I continued to stare blankly until she looked at the floor. I asked her if I looked like I had puffy cheeks or something, and she said no. It was my stubble that made me look like a hamster. So I feigned laughter and said she looked like one of my pets, too. She frowned and asked if that pet barked. I said I don't own a dog. Then she stopped talking to me and continued chatting to her friends.I was then told, by my friend, that this girl was attempting to flirt with me. I simply sighed and ordered my drink. He then gave me a bit of a telling off because her body language was telling; she definitely had the hots for me. I didn't notice that at all.Ugh.
>>8131751>>8131764The place I volunteer has a deal with a local Penitentiary where some of their inmates do some work around the place and get a shiny clean spot on their records.I was being hit on by a convict.
>>8131762Ponies dream, too.You're allowed to dream.
>>8131665SiP s3 r u new
>tfw no loli x mare, loli x filly or loli x colt
>>8131769It's not like I don't try!
Rei, where is your Celestia picit was removed from tumbleraslo - did you finish Octavia present?
>>8131784>That disgusting eye and mouth placement ARGRGRGRHRHAW-PGUAOSD
>>8131787>tfw no mare X Zebra
>>8131781That's what you get for looking like a hamster.
>>8131778I wish ponies and humans lived side by sideFillies and little girls are cute together
>>8131802>tfw no stallion x griffon
>>8131787>no loli x fillyThere's plenty of that.
>>8131728>>8131748(ok JEEZ i fixed up the face)
>>8131783How, exactly, do you know she wasn't also volunteering?Also what's wrong with convicts, you racist?!
>>8131811(you don't need to add brackets to your posts)
>>8131809I've never seen any.
>>8131811GODDANM IT STILL LOOKS LIKE A DINOSAUR.IT'S UGLYUGLLLLYYYY
>>8131816(i know, i do it anyway. pretend its me whispering or something)ok NOW goodnight mlpg
>>8131825>>8131820>>8131816Stop this, you douches.
>>8131835Oh shit. I forgot that being silly in super srs MLPG is frowned upon.
>>8131824Dinosaur ponies are beautiful too!
>>8131809Gonna need some links
>>8131769That's nothing to laugh about, Anon. Not being able to dream about my waifu kills me a little bit on the inside every day
>>8131814Because she was wearing a uniform from the Dept. of Corrections. Like the ones they have the inmates wear.>Also what's wrong with convicts, you racist?!A rule I live by is "never lie with a woman with more problems than you."And I think having a criminal record counts.
>>8131843Just trying to help you not look like a doucheYou don't want to look like a douche, do you?
>>8131840Awesome! Would you save that as a .png, please? .jpg can't do transparency.
>>8131824I think it just looks more horse-ish than how most people draw the faces, is all.
>>8131840The cheek looks a little wrong now, and the eye seems angled off.But I liek it.
>>8131840SUPERIORNOW WE NEED MASSIVE JUICY BALL SACKSSHAVEN
>>8131806>>8131822why is human derpy so cute?
Gayfags shouldn't be allowed at this time of the day.
>>8131873Because if you met someone like that IRL and she was blond and cute, you could fuck her slowly for hours because you'd be distracted by the eye movement.
>>8131822>you will never give your stepdaughter Dinky a hug and a peck on the cheek.
>>8131873Because blonde bombshell
>>8131862H...how do you know she wasn't just wearing it because she thought it looked good...?also, was it this bitch? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JjqyfTw6pM0
>>8131873For the same reason Pony Derpy is; she's innocent and happy-go-lucky and adorable.
>>8131887Now, now, they aren't having full-blown /soc/ tier homosexual discussion and they arn't posting true-homo bara, so it's okay.There's something feminine about 2D pictures that don't cross that border and I don't know why.
>>8131891>that DerpyNo. I don't want that.
>>8131889It's like doing squat-thrusts in front of a lava lamp.
>>8131863>tfw I'm a douche for being a little bit silly
>>8131901Well, you have a point there.
>>8131893No it wasn't. I don't live in Florida. And she was black.
>>8131906thingken of fast
Where did the mailmare fanon come from?
>>8131811I'm so extremely gay for ponies, it's not even funny.
>>8131914>not wanting to fuck a black girl>just once>to find out what it's like
>>8131914>seeing raceRacist!Why do you volunteer anyway? If not to pick up fine criminal 'tang?
>>8131923I'm here to ruin your gayness.
>>8131916I honestly don't remember, but FPK made it even more popular
>>8131916Due to the episode in S1 where she was carrying items out of a delivery truck.
>>8131937I'm pretty damn sure that the mailmare fanon was way before that
>>8131916I assume it was this one that took off many fanon?
>>8131937Mailmare fanon came before that.>>8131945Ohh. That makes sense.
>>8131929Plenty of cute black girls out there. This one wasn't one of them.>>8131931Because I have nothing else to do.
>>8131937Ah right, the first fan shoutout in the show
>>8131952Good on you Anon, dont fuck some ugly blap skank for /mlp/
>>8131945Oh wow, that's a classic. I almost forgot about that.
>>8131948>MFW Not attracted to blacks in the slightestI think.I mean, shaven bald Zecora like blacks stir something, but not a very strong stir.
>>8131952But how many of those are evil enchantresses?
>>8131964>Those fucking Lyra handsJesus fuck, mangled.
>>8131972>That guy in the backGLORIOUS BEARD
>>8131972That is not a bad Zecora cosplay, you know.
>>8131978He's probably fat and wearing sweat pants.
>>8131972>that face in the middle>mfw
>>8131982That beard is still pretty neat
>>8131978His obese gut is being blocked by the person in front.
>>8131890>taking her to school in the morning>helping her with her homework>reading with her or watching TV>tucking her in at night>just being there for her; doing your best to be a daddy, even if you're not really her father.Stop it... it's too early to be having paternal feelings like this.
wut is you doin'...
>>8131989It's probably at least half cheeto crumbs.
>>8131821>>8131833>>8131852Is that okay?>go fuck yourself.png
>>8132006We 80s now...?
>people in the thread not knowing where mailmare comes fromHoly fucking shit. The general is really damn green right now.
>2013>Still forgetting Dinky is carrottop + unnamed stallion's kid
>>8132012>Pretreen selfcest between two different species
>>8131890>>8131993>She'll never eventually call you dad
>>8132012OhI already had thatThought you were talking about fics or somethingAnd is there an AB version
>>8132006JESUS FUCK, IT'S LIKE I'M REALLY IN BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER AGAINhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr8iMLj8JLY&hd=1
>>8132021>2013>forgetting the custody battle>forgetting the part of the custody battle that was never capped that dealt with Pokey as a disappeared dad.
>>8132018So it wasn't because of this then? >>8131945
>>8132052No, Elosande's comic came way after.
>>8132042>2013>Thinking derpy has any mental deficiency>Not that due to her eye condition, which she is accustomed to, she may occasionally make mistakes.
>>8132061>>8132062i filter melon.jpg
>>8132061(Is >>8132062) Holy shit, mind reader.
>>8132060>Not wanting a slightly retarded Derpy and a clever little Dinky>It's like I Am Sam>Except you're there for her and Dinky so it's not sad at all
>>8132012>You'll walk in on both sweetie belles "experimenting">They'll never ask if you want to join in>youll never fuck sweetie pone from behind while she muff dives like her life depends on getting her snout fully drenched in hoomun candy vag fluids
>>8132041It looks very odd, but not -too- bad.
Cloydes was the worst fanon to ever emerge from this show.Even worse than Pokey being Trixie's brother.
>>8132097i blame flyingsaucer
>>8132088thats what ur mom said lol
>>8132097Cloydes was never a big fanon though.
>>8132097who the fuck is cloydes? i must be late on this ._.
>>8132085>>They'll never ask if you want to join in>youll never fuck sweetie pone from behind while she muff dives like her life >you will never drop them books about human and horse anatomy
>>8132081>Not having derpy accidentally screw up with her eye co-ordination on a flight and accidently leave stratosphere, where she go's into space, passes out, and plummets back down.>Not making it so that she survives, but the oxygen deprivation left her somewhat brain damaged, resulting in her loosing effectiveness in some bodily everyday actions
>>8132113shit i fucked up copyingpretend the second line isn't there
>>8132012>If you get a pony pregnant instead of getting a half breed you get one of each species>Identical twins end up being the same person in different species
>>8132060>>8132081I like thinking that she's clumsy and maybe a little absentminded or slow on the draw; she doesn't get a joke or maybe she doesn't have very much book-knowledge, but by no means is she retarded.She's a good worker and a good mother.
>>8132101Nice lips, eh.
>>8132112Dinky actually originated as the daughter of Derpy and a living fork named Cloydes
>>81321182late4you>i'll never know what you meant by that
>>8132124>Not wanting centaurs and Dragon/pony hybridsIt's almost as if you're trying to prevent something.
>>8132124getting ponies pregnant is responsibility, especially if it is with a child
>>8132150>>8132138CANT READ SHIT
>>8132150>>8132138Thanks man, I can read now.
>>8132141>Dragon/pony hybridsSounds nice, but I'd rather have a dragon and a pony, used to working together sexually
>>8132141Indeed, I wonder what could ever go wrong?
I think the retard Derpy and Dinky fanons work well togetherHer being taken advantage of by some stallion and being left with a child is too tragic to pass up
>>8132126>doesn't have book-smarts>not having graduated from the Manehattan Institute of Technology, but took a job carrying mail because she likes being outside and moving around.>not having a couple of patents here and there just as another source of income, and to help pay for Dinky's college education.
Gotta screencap that moment just because.
>>8132191I don't like that.
>>8132209Why would you screencap something that happens three times a day
>>8132209This happens all the time.You're not special.
>>8132224I love Discord
>>8132209>(You)Hey guysYou don't see snake
>>8132214>>8132224Well, I fucked up.Give me a moment, getting bleach.
>>8132236IF YOU LOVE HIS SO MUCH WHY DON'T YOU MARRY HIM?
>>8132238Don't worry man you're Anonymous after all.
>>8132021Agreed.Though I have my personal headcanon regarding Derpy/Dinky/Sparkler and CT
>>8132246His what anon? TELL ME WHAT!
>>8132238Give us a call when you're in Equestria.
>>8132214>>8132224>>8132237Gotta love the slip-ups people make when MLPG is in night-thread mode.
>>8132251Tell us all about it.srsly pls i'm curious now
>>8132251>just realizing this.Damn, I really got to be more observant.
>>8132251>Implying they didn't just adopt Dinky>Derpy lives with them>Dinky thinks Derpy is just funny Aunty Derpy with the lazy eye
>>8132264You're welcome.I am in a giving mood, everyone. Post your shitty screencaps and I'll replace them with a better one. Nothing from yesterday's ep, though... I don't have an HQ version of that one yet.
Any official staff tweets or dialgoue that says how this guy is related to Dash? I hear some people say he's the father, but I want to be sure it's not an uncle or something.
>>8132303Ask the staff on Twitter.
>>8132298U gott tice?
>>8132303>Identical hair>Almost the same coatI'm pretty sure it safe to call him her dad
>>8132303Too old to be a brother I'm guessing
I have come to make haste and beat dead horses, i have heard this would be the place for that.Where do i begin?
>>8132307If he's going to ask the staff something, he should ask them what Chickenbutt's canon name is.
>>8132310Im thinking about making a close up of this with the caption "seasons screemings". I dont know if its worth the time.
>>8132303>the same hair as his daughterWouldn't it be nicer if he had, let's say, mane consisting only of primary colors?
>>8132261It's nothing really big or originalSparkler and Dinky ran away from home at a young age due to X reason, and were found by Derpy and CT and were taken in by them, so they're basically adopted in a sense. Dinky doesn't remember her old life since she was young and thinks of Derpy and Carrot as her "parents" and Sparkler would like to prefer it that way.And yeah this is basically inspired by an old fic.>>8132270Here's some more proof.
>>8132335No, it's best to leave it like that. "Screamings" would kill the absurd.
>>8132329By posting a pony.Allow me to demonstrate.
>>8132333Meghan already did.
>>8132363What is it?
>>8132363wait whatwhat did Meghan say?
>>8132354So a bit like this?
>>8132372post a GOOD pony next time
>>8132367>>8132368She's called Ms. Peachbottom, Weaver posted a screencap last night.
>>8132378Holy shit im glad I didnt
>>8132367>>8132368>>8132385I saved that screencap.Ask and ye shall recieve.
>>8132401But is that for chickenbutt of the real Game Inspector?
>>8132401We're sure she's talking about Chickenbutt and not the _real_ inspector?
>>8132401>Mrs peachbottomMASSIVESULTRYMIDDLE AGEDLINGERIEASSINCOMING
>>8132401It doesn't really make sense. Isn't colored like a peach, doesn't have a peach cutie mark.but what makes me suspicious is sating the the original name which implies it was changed.WhateverRIP Chickadee We hardly used you
>>8131709FANTASTICCAN YOU DO THIS ONE
>>8132393I personally do not enjoy that pony as much as the orange one, but I respect your taste in equines.
>>8132409>>8132407We seriously have got to stop it
>>8132419If we go with that logic, then we have to say ponies like Pinkie Pie have unfitting naems as well.
>>8132419>theres the planet saturn on her flank>shes an asstronomer>we'll name her ms. pattycakes
>>8132421>bringing that shit here
>>8132421I really don't see what the problem is there.He didn't bring this to the general so why do we care?
>>8132421Hum, what's happening? Who's Rai, again?
>>8132422Orange is good
>>8132442Drawfag around hereCool dudeKinda shitty opinions tough
>>8132431I'm not trying to stir shit or anything. I just want to make sure I get everyone's name right.
>>8132436>Pinkie Pie>pink pone>makes pastriesSo unfitting
>>8132421>someone feeling shitty>Jessy knows how he's feeling>wants to help him however she can with Tumblr>that makes her a bitch>being unable to understand someone elses feelings>Autism is known as a complex developmental disability. Experts believe that Autism presents itself during the first three years of a person's life. The condition is the result of a neurological disorder that has an effect on normal brain function, affecting development of the person's communication and social interaction skills.
Who's looking forward to getting back to hiatus MLPG?
>>8132449Wait no that's ReiFuckDisregard this
>>8132444>braidjackTHIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN MORE
>>8132458>Hiatus>Comic still running and we've yet for the fans to animate and voice it accordingly.Just get dan, buttercup saiyan on it, and we'll have our own self-sustaining content.
>>8132407>>8132409>being this causalThe inspector's name was already mentioned in the episode: Ms. Harshwhinny.
>>8132458Shh. We have ponies to post, mang.
>>8132458me me me!
>>8132457I feel like I'll have to filter "autism" soon.
>>8132458We have comicsWe have mini series comicsWe'll have a movieWe'll have the booksI'm not that worried
>>8132470The comic isn't canon, it doesn't count.
>>8132471the key word in Mccarthy's post is "original name". That's where the ambiguity comes from.
>>8132471And it makes more sense that she is talking about her since it says Original name
>>8132466You need to happen more
>>81324814chan isn't a real place.
>>8132421Shit, I don't like Mic that much, but a possible eviction?>inb4 autists scream "y u believe lies of attention whore!?"
>>8132491Are we seriously going to do this again?Anyways, the comcis are fucking great(even if they feel different from the show) and I look forward to the micro series.Plus dancing irish Lyra is fucking cute
>>8132499Um... thanks?Also here's this
>She'll never keep pumping long after the baby stops breastfeeding
>>8132456With that in mind, do we know anything about Mrs. Peachbottom beyond her hobby of traveling to other cities?I'm just saying there could be a good explaination to her name, even though we may possibly never see it.
>>8132509Dancing Loira is best Loira
youtube.com/watch?v=oTECmPZ7lA4>Apple Wife>BoopHE KNOWS
>>8132472That's not a pony. That's a human.
>>8132502What are Autists? i really want to know
>>8132502I've noticed a trend in 4chan posts relating to other people. Everyone is horrible and they are always attention whoring.It comes from /b/ culture.
>>8132521What's that and what has it to do with ponies?
>>8132530Judging isn't gonna do shit.
>>8132526now guess why MLPG started to suck major ass after we had to leave /co/
>>8132527>you will never a hootershy in the back of a black van in a deserted taco bell parking lot at 3:00 in the morning with trixie
>>8132522The human Lyra stuff is never going to die, is it.
>you will never be a cute little mare being rigorously bred by your lovable stallion husbando
>>8132545Because we've finally started to realize that this show isn't really that good and we only watch it because of shock value?
>>8132558Never.What else will never die?
>>8132559But anonI am
>>8132493>>8132496Someone go ask her to clarify a bit more then. We have the screencap, so show her the pic and ask to elaborate.
>>8132574maybe twilight, but what about the rest of the 6main?
>>8132570>Anon was turned into the pretty mare and is being fucked pregnant right this instant>He's still on MLPG
>>8132571But I'm to lazy to make a TwitterAnd I don't know how to use itAnd i'm afraid she'll hate me forever and ever
>>8132579It's my dream to be a slutty girl being fucked while browsing 4chan.
reminder that hasbro wants the bronies audience and we'll likely going to get an episode on the show that advertises EG like that one Rygrats/All Grown Up episode
>>8131539But there are no good cmcs
>>8132578Fluttershy got Discord to make her immortal.
>>8132579You better believe it.
>>8132419>not implying her ass doesn't smell like peaches.
>>8132586Why not be a slutty mare instead?
>>8132578FluttershyShe knows and has personally done favors for 3 godsShe's the only friend of a primordial deityShe's gonna be just fine
>>8132588Man, but Silver Spoon brings so much class to the group.
>>8132598I don't want to reach to high anon...
>>8132598reported for eye cancer, enjoy your ban
If I was a slutty mare I would gladly service each and every one of you guys~
>>8132613But you aren't, you're just Gayfag #12 on MLPG,.
>>8132419>Isn't colored like a peach, doesn't have a peach cutie mark.Those aren't the only reasons behind a pony's name, you know.
>>8132613Why don't you service us anyway?
>>8132613are you sure you could take all?i think you might need some backup~
>you will never have a qt3.14 ponimouto who unconditionally loves you to cuddle, play vidya with, pony with and maybe get high with sexually
>>8132613Even fat neckbeards?
>>8132598That is a very pretty pony and I would like to hug and cuddle her nonsexually
>>8132613I'd gladly refuse. I don't want to mate with Rarity.
>>8132627>giving children drugs
>>8132632I'd have all the qt anons come along first so that by the time I reach the fat neckbeards I'm too lost in the throes of pleasure to care about restraint.
>>8132604Not sure if pretending to be retarded or being intentionally retarded...
>>8132632Especially the fat neckbeards.
>>8132635>you will never breed Rarity.
>>8132637>Not giving them non-alcoholic beer and watching them pretend to be drunk
>>8132633I would too.>>8132635>I don't want to mate with Rarity.Why would that be?
>>8132645You forgot your Fry picture, numnutts.
>>8132649>ImpylingShe had her tubes tied a decade agoCondoms are expensive
>>8132598>>8132633>>8132652we red ribbon now
>>8132627>You'll never get high with sweetie belle and her friends behind Applejack's barn in a deserted taco bell parking lot at 3:00 in the morning
>>8132658I don't always have to put the damn picture, you know.Ugh, fine. Here. Happy?
>>8132632from what i've seen from pictures of MLPG anons and tripfags most of them are good or average.i would proceed like this >>8132640also as slutty mare i couldn't see my suitors anyway, if they take me pony style~
>>8132672>ImplyingMost of the steamchat fags were below average
>>8132675PLS DO QUICK SKETCH OF SOMETHING LEWD LIKE consensual kissing
>>8132677Steamchat =/= mlpgI'm not even kidding.
>>8132677>countering an imply with an imply
>>8132675You should really do more cute RR
>>8132675Red pls draw a chrysalis
>>8132677>implying Highwind wouldn't look great in a skirt
Stop being /soc/
>>8132677>GyspsyThat's all I gotta say
>>8132624Well what else would "peachbottom" infer? Peach-scented toots?
>>8132695I'd Gypsy and PQ
>>8132697Peach tree farmer that also raises chickens.
1. YOUR FAVORITE PONY2. LEAST FAVORITE EPISODE WHICH PROMINENTLY FEATURES SAID PONY
>>8132692You know how you are not soc. You post the pictures of ponies.
>>81327051. TWILIGHT2. TWILIGHT PRINCESS
>>8132705BACON HAIROne bad apple
>>8132701You'll never tongue Babs hard enough to make her blurt that out in a deserted mcdonalds drive thru at 1:00 in the morning
>>8132714A loop of a... loop.
>>8132705PINKIE PIEGO GO PONY GAMES
>>81327051. Rarity2. Sweet and Elite
>>8132721GPP is not a Ponk episode.
Guys what the fuck.
>>8132714>You will never lift little apple by the front hooves>You'll never shake her a little and watch the wave flow down and back up>She never giggle and tell you to stop
>>8132705MMDW I guess.
>>8132726Saw that. Didn't want to bring it here. Worried, though. That's fucking creepy.
>>8132659>friendly fireOh god.NoFuck at least you control everyone so you don't have to reenact Fallout 1 with Ian as a companion
>>8132726Uh, Glitter? You here in MLPG? We saw your post and... uh...Anything wrong there?
hey nanaki lets get porn of our furries together
>>8132726Man, when I read "banging" I was expecting something different.
>>8132725Oh, but he wasn't talking about favorite episodes, was he?
>>8132726What the fuck
>>8132739Me too. Damn, it's almost as creepy as his quests.
>>8132726this isn't ponies
>>8132726Pfftthahaha what the fuck
>>8132760Let's give Weaver commands.>go to room>get bat>return to door
>>8132726It's probably just a bear, why are people so freaked out?
>>8132771>door needs a code
>>8132771>bat>not the bludgeoning oar
>>8132765He's a pony drawfag, and a damn good one at that.
>>8132726Man I hope he's okay.
>>8132778>punch in 1-5-3-6-4
>MLPG is now Tripfag Tumblrwatch
>>8132787>nowWelcome to the past, Link.
>>8132726Why doesn't everyone who wants to talk about Tumbleux shit just exchange accounts and go discuss it there?
>>8132790TIME TO SHIT
>>8132771>anonymous asks disabledAww...
>>8132790Time for a fight
>>8132799Yes, ll this weaver talk is getting in the way of our important fetish discussion.
>>8132790Time to fap.
>>8132787MLPG's dead this time of night anyway, it's not exactly like we're distracting from a riveting discussion. Except maybe about musky horseballs.
>>8132711How can you not like the one episode where she's actually good?
>>8132789I smiledThen I started crying
>>8132810Don't say it, bird-brain.
>>8132817There's going to be loads of those during the Hiatus.
>>8132824>you will never understand this filename
>people getting mad that the topic was changed from "if i was a slutty mare i would fuk you guys"
Why don't you have 8 kids, /co/?
>>8132808>you'll never have braeburn's diamond hard stallion destroyer balls deep in your honeyhole while getting high with sweetie belle and her friends with hootershy and trixie in a brown station wagon in the middle of a taco bell parking lot at 5:00 in the morning
I can't link because phone, but I really like Apple's new comic; no sex stuff, no fandom jokes, just some cute art and a continuity gag. I'm glad stuff like this still gets made.
>>8132842But this is the only place we can freely discuss such topics. If you want to talk about people on tumblr, why not go there?
>>8132726BREAK THE DOOR DOWN
>>8132864Because no full-privledge Anon posting.
>>8132863Way to many words in my opinion
>>8132864You can always start a forum and talk about it on thereOr MLPG.co.Or /mlp/You have both an entire website and an entire board to talk about that topic.Go fuck yourself.
>>8132864>not taking advantage of nightthreads to make such a topic or using old horse to do itlurk moar
>>8132887But anon, we want to discuss these things with you. We've both been here so long, we're llke old friends who only know each other from years of conversations between bathroom stalls.
>>8132911What was the time lapse of shitposting today?
>>8132926Fuck, meant the other way around.
>>8132917>we're llke old friends who only know each other from years of conversations between bathroom stalls.Like /b/. No thank you, I'd rather talk about things in a civil place.
>>8132941NONOOH GOD PLEASE BE TEMPORARY
>>8132941NoMost certainly not
>>8132911That's really impressive. Welp, see you tomorrow mulpug.
Does anyone know anything about this?
Horoscope ponies were really cute. She they died so quickly.
>>8132937>/b/>having any sense of familiarity or continuityThe turnover rate is so high that it's like going to Times Square and yelling 'nigger', except no one can physically retaliate.
>>8132941You're still Purple Smart to me even with wings.Shine on you study-addicted crazy mare.
>>8132962Last thread.It's fake.
>>8132941Brotip: last hiatus was 7 months. This one's gonna be much longer.
>>8132962Yes. Idiots keep reposting it.
>>8132962Was posted by a Tumblr with no credibility. Move on.
>>8132962Fake and gay.
>>8132974At least it won't be too bad since this >>8132487
>>8132962Faker than the Starswirl the Bearded is Discord thing
>>8132963>oh no>i am panicking and ded>aaaaaa
>>8132863Oh man, is it new? Is it on Derpibooru?
>>8132941>>8132954>>8132955>>8132958I cannot wait.
>>8133000The shitstorm will be glorious.
>>8133006Of course not. The shitstorm is already mostly over.We already know what's happening.
>>8132974Next season is 26 episodesIt should be shorter
>>8132981>using RWJ catchphrases>ever
>>8132973>>8132976>>8132978>>8132981Ah, okay, thanks. Only just woke up and saw this.>>8132988Pffftahaha.
>>8132962>>8132962>>8132962>>8132962Fake of course!Do you remember any spoilers about MLP that came true? I don't recall one!
>>8133026how'd you figure?
>>8133040>using bad luck guy whatever image macroOh, the irony.
>>8133033shit nigga that's pretty good and cute
We can only hope that twilight's ascension had MASS CONSEQUENCES, like awakening an ancient evil or some shit, that causes her to question whether it was a good idea after all.A boo-boo kiss from Celestia isn't enough.
>>8133033>implying Cloudsdale won't use a high plateau to host the games like where they placed The Wonderbolts Academy.
>>8133048REPLY TO MY POST
>>8133059Fluttershy doesn't seem to like a kiss from a pretty bug.
>>8133033Le cinnamon bun faceAlso I'd thought that Apple hated everything to do with ponies cause he deleted all his stuff
>>8133059THAT'S NOT CONSENSUALIT'S NOT EVEN KISSINGBut it sure is lewdI love it. Thanks, red
>>8133067You have to admit that's still a lot better than using something from RWJ.Still bad, but not as bad as that.
>>8133033Thanks, man. I was a bit afraid all those rumors of him quitting drawing were true.
>>8133097He mention he taking a break to get his life in order.He lurks here as anon.
>>8133097there isn't any getting off the ride, even for someone trying to go legit, maybe get a art job
>>8133100NANAKI LET'S YIFF!WITH OUR DICKS!
>>8133059Oh, dudette, thanks much! What a cute Chrysalis.
>>8133059WhoahSomething good in this flood of shit that just washed in
>>8133130>has never yiffed with his armspleb
>tfw you will never be woken up by sunrays tickling your nose and warmth swapping over you>tfw you will never drag the blanket over your face and turn around, just to freeze in the middle of it when you realize that someones standing next to your bed>tfw she'll never wait for you to calm down before she tells you that you can come with her to equestria
Sure is morning
>>8133149Wait for the nighttimers to go to bed.
>>8133097Apple is pretty unstable when it comes to stuff like this. He regulary deletes all his stuff because he decides that it was too bad/that he is ashamed of doing it now/he wants to get serious and doesnt want this old stuff attached to his nameYou best save his stuff as soon as you see it because it's pretty likely that it will be gone in a few months
>>8133156But Night threads are during the morning for me so I don't go to bed
>>8133105I know right? Such an understatement!
>>8133147Anon, pls. That kind of hurt.
I'M PONYING WITH MY FULL CAPABILITIES
>>8133097I've heard he just had power cut out because nomonies.
>>8133149There is nothing I hate more than knowing what time it is.Who I am and what im supposed to be doing for class just came rushing back.
>>8133195Rarity and TwilightKissing In front of SweetieWho is confused
>>8133195Pony, my dear anon. Your favorite one.
>>8133147Welp.Day threads are on, shitposters are here.
>>8133198you need to upgrade anonyou must never max out your ponying
>>8133185I love his cheeseleg works.
>>8133147How come almost no one do these with Luna? Sure she's more popular with bronies and shit with things like Gamer Luna, but it's not like Celestia is pure from that.
>>8133222What is lavender pegasi home planet?
>>8133177But I hated drawing since I was 5.
>>8133203More like in front of Spike.
>>8133228>filenameHAHA EVERY FUCKING TIME
i'm fine everyone's safecan't sleepin honor of sleep, let's discuss moonhorse
>>8133243Why not both
>>8133236It is a mystery anonbut I bet its oceans are lavender
>>8133250so who was bathroom
>>8133250Like how she love to invade you dream every night?
>>8133175>>8133200You know what. Just forget all the stuff I ever say. Because I honestly don't have any idea whats going to happen to me or what the heck it is I am doing with my life.I'm just a lost-man with a knack for arranging lines.
>>8133250Do people not lock their doors or what?
>>8133250GG who was in your bathroom
>>8133233>but it's not like Celestia is pure from that.She is, you retarded, shit eating brony.
>>8133250DRAW LUNA AND DISCORD DREAM ADVENTURES
>>8133250Man, I was so tempted to give you greentext commands in your askbox, but then I remembered you disabled Anon posting.
>>8133285How the fuck does that even happen?
>>8133296do you mean like luna in discord's dream, discord in luna's dream, one of them dreaming about the other with no actual intrusion, or the two of them intruding on someone else's dream together?
>>8133285>I <3 Haters
>>8133301Drunk guy needed shelter in the middle of a cold Feburary night?
>>8133194>tfw she'll never tell you that everything will be okay>tfw she'll never envelop you with her magic, all worries and sorrow fading away as contentment washes through you, the light getting brighter and brighter
>>8133292Well last I figured, Celestia has the Molestia and Trollestia fanon since S1 I think while gamer Luna didn't get that popular until during S2 I believe.Not to say that I don't like Celestia, but Luna needs some love too.
>>8133331Why doy ou respond?
GG can I move in with you
>>8133308>the two of them intruding on someone else's dream together?THAT ONE
>>8133250Do you think Luna got her dream-walking powers when she became Nightmare Moon, thus the name?And it ended up being a power she kept after she was cured of her corruption?
>>8133330God damn it, anon..
>>8133275It's okay, Apple.
>>8133330Why are you doing this to me? Fuck.
>tfw you'll never sunshinsunshine celestia
>>8133336Because I wanted to post that pic.
>>8133367Must they do that every time they meet?In public to boot?What are they, four?
>>8133354Don't worry, every single line I write kills me a little bit, too
>>8133386Celestia will never wrap her wings around you and hold you close
>>8133401>no tfwdo you even 4chan?
>>8133285some draw a passed out pony with the "I <3 haters" ballcap
>>8133330>>8133386I just want to hear her sing "Your my sunshine, my only sunshine......."
>>8133401At least you can draw that.
>>8133367>Princess Buttlstia will never force you to tongue Luna's sopping wet Bachelorette marehood while she grinds her sunspot into your back while moaning your name quietly in your ear
>>8133380It is in her princess contract
>>8133436Way to ruin it, Anon.
>>8133207I couldn't help it.
>princess celestia will never be an anonymous shitposter on mlpg
>>8133425>Tfw can't deal
>>8133367>you will never sing terribly off-key "You are my sunshine" to sun horse
>>8133380>tfw you will never know someone close enough that you can still do childish gestures with each other even after years have passed by
>>8133474>She's the brony princess dude
>>8133459remove your trip or remove yourself
>>8133488Shut up Sentenal.
>>8133474Did someone finish that ApplebloomXBig Mac she requested?
>>8133314The way she nods her head there is kinda creepyRACIST BARN
>>8133460>Decide to start posting actual hilarious erotica>Fetishists all go to bed at the same goddamn time>"you ruined it!!!! I dont want erotica anymore..."
Celestia singing can you feel the sunshine from Sonic R whilst flying doing sun shitWould you?
Any good will Cadence built up with me after TCE is gone after this ep. She's a pretty pink princess and nothing more.
>>8133544She is doom but apparently, her husband got some character usage.
>>8133544It improved somewhat for me.
>>8133544Watch twilight become like that.It's like bimboification except with more tiaras
>>8133568>those twily eyesunf
>>8133568>sudden-appearing bedroom eyeswhyareyoulookingatmelikethat--OH.jpg
>>8133565>She is doom
>you'll never stand in guard cum with rubber that was inside your sister
>>8133597So is rd going over the speed of sound there? She doesn't usually make the rainbow trail otherwise
>>8133565Nothing can redeem SA for me. Nothing.
>>8133606Yes she does
>>8133544Wouldn't have been so bad if they had actually set her up better in this episode as a believable princess, but as you said they just kinda stuck her in there I mean she had no guards or anything, she wasn't even all crystally despite being the crystal princess supposedly. She just sits around in her tower being pretty apparently.
>>8133610>Dat canon blast
>>8133624Well, S4 has a full set of 26 episodes.They better take advantage of it.
>>8133586>>8133581>>8133574I know, right...
>>8133624I'd like to see Cadence and Luna do actual princessy things
>>8133624Kind of strange to have her hair done in a local saloon and not in the castle.
>>8133624In a lot of ways, this episode really felt like the last straw for me. I'm sticking around for next episode of course but after the latest episode, i'm really unsure I'll bother sticking around for season 4 because now, it seems FiM is just another mediocre children's who
>>8133646Wow I'm really retarded. Probably time to go to bed
>>8133657She supports local businesses!
>>8133656Well she's the princess of the night. Though I wouldn't mind it either.
>>8133647I don't want it I don't want it but I know I'm gonna end fapping to this gif
>>8133663AJ is in a rather compromising position there. Her tail's lifted and everything.And either she's not offering much help or her tail is really sturdy.
>>8133664Straws are coming back though.Amy Keating Rogers is returning.
>>8133663>that fluttershy poseNo I don't like it
>>8133664>children's who>who>le cinnamon bun face
>>8133682Well, she is only supporting one of twilight's legsBut Fluttershy is leaning in that direction, and Twilight kinda is too, so there's at least some weight on it.She can use it to lasso and stuff, too
>>8133682>>8133663AJ is such a silly pony
>>8133687>filenameHah, damn it!
>>8133712And you too: >>8133711
>>8133674>>8133656Well at least we know Luna *does* princessy things even if we never get to see them. We know she raises the moon, she watches over dreams and she has her own set of guards and symbolsCadence has done nothing except fire a shipping ray at a couple of ponies and do an annoying song every time she shows up
>>8133696>>8133687Unf>>8133711Seems less sexual than the others for some reasonstill unf
Did you know that Dave Polsky has a Twitter account? I checked what people were saying to him yesterday and it was just bronies heaping praise on him.
>>8133728>S4 is full-length>Amy Rogers is returningPlease let these powers save this character. I need a goat to sacrifice for this.
>>8133711>>8133696>>8133687>One orgy later
So why aren't YOU playing TF2 right now?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s2t18yUndEk
>>8133746AKR wasn't even one of the better writers so I don't see wy it matters
>>8133571Oh god please no.
>>8133758my laptop is too old
>>8133758That's a weird way to type DWARF FORTRESS
>>8133762>>8133750>>8133783She's pretty cute despite green being such an awful and uncreative color
>>8133758I don't like it.
>>8133728>There will never be an episode about Cadence and SA going on adventures
>>8133764>Bridle Gossip>DAPS>Best Fucking Night Ever>Roundup>MMMMMMMMMMMM, FWF, and Ticket master were all okay tooShe can come back any time she wants as far as I'm concerned
>>8133762I'm wondering if the scratch mark on the luggage meant anything.
>>8133758Don't feel like it right now. Maybe later.
>>8133788Your opinion's okay despite being so wrong.
>>8133802It meant that she's not the classy type who's overly concerned with appearances
>>8133791>Mary Sue Adventure Time! with Shining and Shining's Wife
>>8133796http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QMWgTHXKvSkclick view comment to go on an adventure!
>>8133791>with SA being the nervous one and Cadence getting shit done
>>8133802Just that she was a poor hick pony instead of the one they were supposed to be listening to.
>>8133797Can you do a gif of Twilight doing her silly calming down gesture?
>>8133812I'd let her toss my whistle if you get what I'm saying
Remember when no one cared about the writers?
>>8133796>Twilight: "Get your fingers out of my eye. That really hurts, you jerk."
>>8133828I love that guy
>>8133836I thought that part was hilarious.
>>8133812that whistle touch was highly suggestive
hmmnow way I'm going to vector whole BG, too much effort
>>8133796I love how angry Twilight looks as if she wants to kick that guy in the teeth.This poor bastard can't even make pretend situations where someone else is happy.
>>8133836ooo ooooo do a gif of when she made twilight's hair all porcupine-y
>>8133849its the glasses that make it work
>>8133799I notice you didn't even bring up Cutie Pox or Friend in Deed.
>>8133864>dat layer errorYou could work on the show, anon
>>8133836>>8133812>>8133797>>8133783>>8133750>>8133663>>8133647>>8133610>>8133597>>8133568>>8133541>great quality>no watermarksSMILE IS THAT YOUYO WHEN IS SOMEONE GONNA DO A BUMP-CHA GIF, I NEED THAT SHIT IN A BAD WAY
>>8133836Requesting the two Windex Crows to appear somewhere in that gif laughing.
>>8133842I'm not even sure when so many started caring. Towards the second half of S2 perhaps?
>>8133799FWF is fucking elder god tier.
Would you a cute ponaeae?
>>8133900Yes, thank you!
>>8133842It's always more relaxed when something is completely new, because people normally dont have such absurd expectations about it and wont nit-pick every single tiny flaw they can find
>>8133900It's nice to see Twilight finally learning not to go batshit insane when shit goes wrong.
>>8133899Not really, it's just slightly above average.
>>8133911I don't like it
>>8133842>implying no one watched the show in the first place after seeing who was going to be on the staff
>>8133864Other than the skin color(lel), these aren't too bad. The legs are way long though.
>>8133911Yes, she needs to be calm to be a princess.
>>8133915Fuck what you think.
>>8133814>6.3 mil viewsmy mind is full of ponies.
>>8133900bump-cha gif when
>>8133881There is no layer error, it is not done yet.original idea was to vector the BG and make a mini flash-game where you can choose your own humanization for this BG (using existing humanizations from various asrtist, the flash just puts them instead existing and let you render png).but I cannot into flash so I decided to shop ponies
>>8133878I thought Cutie Pox was alright but I know lots of people don't like it.AFiD was painful.
>>8133911Hopefully, she stops being neurotic and goes back to being more sarcastic and stuff.Hopefully.
>>8133934Someone edit this so she grows wings when this kicks in
>>8133885>>8133942Here you go!
>>8133951No, she can't be sarcastic anymore, anon.
Can I get a gif of chickenbutt tilting her head?
>>8133933Oh gee, are the daytime posters here already?>mfw
>>8133965Can you do Dash booping Fluttershy too?
>>8133921There will always be people who dont like it. If she went nuts the one half would have been complaining how twilight forgot all of her lessons again, not that they actually implemented it the other half complains because twilight didnt go insane this time.
>>8133965...why does it look like FS is saying a word with two syllables
>>8133951ThisThough her neurotic tendencies were pretty fun.
>>8133980Night ended 2 hours ago dingus
>>8133980What does the time of day have to do with Twilight becoming a princess?
>>8134008Not for me, it didn't.Because this wonderful Anon posting the gifs was a GOOD thing unlike the daytime attracting shitposters.
>>8133994I never really liked her crazy over the top stressing.I thought this episode was good because it was a nice change of pace from that.
>>8133982>>>8133979Hmmm, do you know the minute?
>>8134036You da best.
>>8134025Not even going to use frynotsure.jpg on this one. It speaks for itself.
>>8134050This seems... grainy. Is there a better version of this?
>>8133836I love it when that event happen. Every gif of Chicken Butt is so adorable.Thanks for this, Smile.
>>8134036OH GOSHLOOK HOW SPRINGY HER NOSE IS
>>8134050>tfw Fluttershy is the only pony pony left in pony
>>8134070The whole episode was pretty darn adorable
>>8133889Someone do this.
>>8134110Too bad it was bad.
>>8134110I am amazed Dash did not get in trouble for picking that filly up nearly everytime she appears.
>>8134125>Cute ponies being cute>Bad
>>8134110>Wah! What're we gonna do on the cloud?~
>>8134050>ponies sitting like ponieswhy can't we have this more often
>>8134139>cute ponies being horribly written>good
>>8134125I liked it.It was funny and it had cute ponies doing cute things.What was the general consensus?
>>8134130>>8134036Can you teach me how to gif? What programs do you use?
>>8134119I wish I knew how, I'm sure Jailbait can do it.
>>8134150The only one being horribly written was Pinkie
>>8134135I think it is more to do with the crystal pones. They are like super beta pushovers. That little filly's friend just kept on going when she was abducted by Dash. The whole empire was enslaved for a thousand years so they aren't much better
>>8134151>What was the general consensus?Wildly split. Lots of people hated it, lots of people loved it, lots of people thought it was okay.