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Pretty eyes edition.
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>>8048484
Eyes, you say?
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She has the prettiest eyes.
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>>8048418

Alright!
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>>8048519

>2.3
>best
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>>8048528

Cadence has to wake up to this every morning.
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Sugar pls?
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>>8048528
>not posting EYELY.png
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>>8048546
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I wonder what would be of the kids that are growing with this incarnation of My Little Pony
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Prettiest eyes.
There is no other answer.
This Pinkie clone has the prettiest eyes of any creature ever devised.
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>>8048546
sexiest twins
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Snake pone.
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>>8048540
Fluttershy is better than every other horse by a factor of 2.3
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>>8048552
Snips is fat and round and has big eyebrows. Why shouldn't Sugar?
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>>8048553
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>>8048574
>implying
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>>8048585
some people are mutilated at birth anon, don't tease them
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>>8048580
Dragon ponies are better
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>>8048585
>implying I don't pound it dry
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>>8048577

SA is best horse
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>>8048574
Pinkie herself has the prettiest blue eyes I've ever seen. They're just so bright and wonderful.
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>>8048558
That's not a pony
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>>8048589
She's still cute.
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>>8048612
He's the hero this show needs.
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>>8048576
What I wouldn't do to have them both on either side of me.
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What things do you think she was screaming?
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>>8048605
>dragon Twilight ruins her eyes straining to read tiny books
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>>8048585
enjoy your deathgrip and loss of sensitivity over the years
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>>8048585
WARNING, GROSS SPOILER:
I use my saliva. I have ever since I started when I was 13. If I'm phlegmy, even better. Mucous makes for great lubricant. It doesn't hurt or dry out my dick at all, I've been doing it for like eight years.
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>>8048629
Seconding. Skin isn't attached with rubber cement you idiots. It moves.
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>>8048624

I like how CC is the sporty one and Flitter is the girly one.
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>>8048615
Its still a rather nice picture.
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>>8048636
Something Pinkie related I'm sure

Unless Fluttershy is going berserk again
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>>8048623

a true hero
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>>8048629
I've tried using lotion once. Felt too weird, and it dried out too fast.
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>>8048613
Tell me about it, man.
My love for the Pink horse is bottomless.
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>>8048636

Party!
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>>8048641
>Not lube and spit when it starts to dry up
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>>8048636
>Andrea will never give you a blowout
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>>8048636
She was screaming in Pinkie's voice "ALICORN TWILIGHT" over and over
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>>8048653
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>not masturbating with banana peels
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>>8048617
Super cute.
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>>8048638
>You have to read to her while she wears a giant blindfold
>And ride on her shoulders to guide ehr around when she needs to go places
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>>8048641
>GROSS
Well let's see...
>I use my spit
Ah well that wasn't so ba--
>If I'm phlegmy even better
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>your ponimouto/poniichan will never climb into your bed and keep you warm at night
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>>8048636
I guess Andrea is a little horse
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>eyes edition

Baby's got blue eyes
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You can just report the people talking about their dicks!
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>>8048568
poor little nigga
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>>8048697
>complaining about gross spoilers that were clearly labeled as gross
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>>8048699
unf
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>>8048636
season 4 episodes im sure
or one of those awful hub commercials
>"only on the h-ujkkkkkkkkkkkk"
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>>8048699
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>Going on MLPG anytime before 12am
Welp, there goes my night. And to think I had so many more important things to do.
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>>8048688
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>>8048623
He's a space occupier.
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>>8048568
Isn't that comic a little dark for kids?
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>>8048697
>Big Mac will never hawk a huge loogie into his hoof, rub it on his dick, and roughly take you.
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>>8048709
But that's as MLPG related as it gets, Marker pon
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>>8048709
Why?
Isn't this My little penis general?
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>>8048670

>never thought a real-life bane would exist

Right here, you dork.

maybe that movie wouldn't have been such a trainwreck if Bane wasn't a DYEL faggot
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>>8048714
I feel more sad about the fact he's reduced to wearing Angry Birds merch
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>>8048636
I don't think it's pony, she's working on other shit.
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>>8048709
Can we talk about horsedicks?
is that OK or are you going to report that?
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>>8048690

JJ pls

banaria peels are not for sexual
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This fucking guy. I didn't think a real life bane would exist in my life time.
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>>8048705
I like Fluttershy's seafoam green eyes myself
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>>8048698
>You will never get naked and nonsexually cuddle Sweetie Belle.
;_;
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>>8048742
You can talk about horse dicks
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I FINALLY GOT RID OF THOSE BUTTONS
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>>8048690
I would except I don't have any bananas
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>>8048737
Bodybuilders aren't strongmen. Strongmen look fucking bulk
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>>8048724
He's a astronaut? I believe it.
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horse vaginas > horse dicks
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>>8048721
Did Grail draw this?
What happened to him?
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>>8048722
>started writing
>got a few paragraphs in
>decide to reward myself with an mlpg break
I am never going to finish this
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>>8048754
>Sweetie ends up casually brushing against your member all night with her tail in her sleep anyways
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>>8048745

>>8048737
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>>8048742
Who has the nicest/biggest horsecock? Blueblood, Mac, or Shiny?
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>>8048709
That's what I'm doing Marker, thanks anyway.
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>>8048750

>implying

Nigga her eyes are teal
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>>8048605
Dragon pones are cool too.
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>>8048730
Maybe if you are Ned Flanders.
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>>8048730
You know, there really is a disconnect nowadays. People think kids can't handle a little darkness. Doesn't anyone remember some of the cartoons they grew up with, or am I just that old?
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>>8048772
Yes, I agree.
Which pony has the best vagina?
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>>8048771
More of a lump.
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>>8048708
>Not buying mineral oil
>A 1 dollar bottle lasts for a year of heavy fapping
>Doesn't dry out
>Doesn't dry out your dick
>Doesn't make it too moist
>Has no smell

It's the best lube
Only downside is that it's a bit harder to clean up
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>>8048761

FEELS GOOD DOESN'T IT?

NOW YOU CAN FOLLOW ALL THOSE PORN BLOGS
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>>8048786
This has my penis's attention.
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>>8048761
Have you figured out how to reblog stuff that doesn't have a reblog button?
I'm sure it's possible, but I can't get it to work
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>>8048737
not mexican enough
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>>8048789
Hopefully it's just a cycle and cartoons will start to get less regulated again.
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>>8048647
They are so perfect.
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>>8048790
This one
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>>8048735
>Little
Maybe for you
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>>8048786
This dragon is having a strange effect on my dick
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>>8048772
I can see why you might feel that way, but I can't disagree with you enough
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>>8048786
I wish there were more of them
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>dragons

Needs more wyverns
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>>8048789
I remember Song of the South being about slavery and it ended up with the cartoon rabbit being caught and eaten
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>>8048789
This cartoon fucked me up mentally
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pdxucpPq6Lc
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>>8048779
I don't care, it would just be more cuddly. We are mammals, and the closeness is very pleasing. Skin to skin. I'd have a raging boner, but not out of sexual feelings. Just out of cuddly warm closeness.
Like when you get a boner from a cat purring curled up in your lap.
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>>8048809
like what?
give me a post that does that
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>>8048737
>implying that kind of muscle isn't all bloated and useless and not just for show
Pic related.
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>>8048814
I hope so. I mean, people taut FiM as being more edgy and open, but shit, the original MLP had god damn TIREK.
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>>8048791
Now now, anon. No need to be jealous of his accomplishments.
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>>8048782
Blueblood's is the biggest, Shiny's is the nicest and Mac has the most stamina/fastest recovery
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>>8048769

When you're going for someone that looks ripped like Bane, you want a bodybuilder.

also it's a really, really fucking common misconception that bodybuilders aren't strongmen.

The only difference is that one cuts before a show, pic related.
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>>8048826
>Wyverns
Nigga please, get some class.
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>>8048784
Okay

But they are the most beautiful eyes in my opinion
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>>8048779
>You end up sticking it inside her in your sleep
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>>8048745
It's pretty crazy yo.

This guy is like the black Punisher yo.
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>>8048580
>Snake pone
>posts Lamia pone
mythology, how does it work
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>>8048841

>hurr durr bodybuilders aren't strong it's just saran-wrapped muscle and blah blah blah

Jay benches 550 and squats 700 atg

shut the fuck up about bodybuilders not actually being strong, because you don't know shit
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>>8048847

he tapped that

truly he is "the man"
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>>8048851
>trying to match comic book physiques
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>>8048866
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>>8048851
Much rather get the d from the guy on the left no homo
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>>8048868
That's why I make her where panties so that that doesn't happen
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You are now aware that Celestia is big enough to overpower any little pony she wants.
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Oh DerpySquad, you so silly.
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>>8048883

Yes, that's what I'm doing.

Because it's possible.
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>>8048826
Wyverns are kinda neat
But they have got nothing on dragons
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>>8048851
Oh god the one on the right looks fucking disgusting
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>>8048850
>>8048851
>see these back to back
>now imagining Blueblood as a bodybuilder and Mac as a weightlifter
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>>8048884
It's amazing how often people get her eye color wrong
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>>8048810
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>>8048868
>she starts moaning and slowly moving her hips
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>>8048881

>femshiny with cantdance's hair

Oh gosh...she's pretty kawaii
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>>8048851
Cutting = muscle loss
Do you even watch the show?
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>>8048879
somebody's mad
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>>8048896
Would you vigourously sniff the panties after she's done with them?
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>>8048881
I would that Shiny
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>>8048917
No
What's wrong with you
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>>8048898
CONTEXT MOTHERFUCKER
DO YOU SPEAK IT?
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>>8048905
It surprises me too.
Maybe they're color blind
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>>8048927
Do you think when that movie got translated into other languages they replaced "English" with the language?
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>>8048900
Is it dragon time?
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>>8048777
What are you writing?
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>>8048879
>Jay
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>>8048914

You're damn right I'm mad.

I'm sick of people claiming that people who don't dedicate their lives to packing on as much muscle as possible aren't strong as fuck.

I mean, it's just a lack of common sense at that point. They might not be as strong as professional powerlifters and strongmen, but that's because powerlifters and strongmen focus on moving weight around instead.

All three are strong as hell.
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>>8048905
I've never drawn a picture of her. I actually have very few pictures of her saved. Used to not like Fluttershy at all, but now I'm sorta warming up to her.
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>>8048881
shiny pls get out of that mane color scheme
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>>8048925
So many things, anon...
For instance, I wish for sex with a little girl horse.
Help me, anon.
I need help.
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>>8048917
Maybe.
What if you caught her masturbating to you?
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>>8048927
http://derpysquad.tumblr.com/post/42554275165/its-official
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>>8048923

Male cantdance looks like a sex machine

>a dude whose talent is "love"
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>>8048879
>they're strong

No fucking shit. It's muscle mass. Of course they're gonna be strong relative to the average dingus on the streets.

But poor mass distribution will always make bodybuilders inferior to strength trainers.

And it doesn't even fucking look good except to fetishists.
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>>8048568
Don't you guys wish you had a cool young mom to read you MLP comics for you to go to sleep at night?
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>>8048899
Post pics.
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What does a manly mare looks like?
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>>8048826

>Wyverns
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>>8048923
that fic was pretty boneriffic.
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>>8048940
I am more than willing for it to be dragon time

So, MLPG, which pony would Spike think makes the best dragon?
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>>8048913

Cutting is mostly fat loss if you handle it correctly.
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>>8048948
well I never said they weren't strong (not that anon) but builders aren't as strong as strongmen
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>>8048973
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>>8048956
I would say "Oh god, sorry." and try to cover up. The whole affair would be horrible and sad.
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>>8048960
>fandom drama
lel okay
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>>8048962
>Tumblr goes mental
>He's clearly a rapist
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>>8048962
>a girl whose talent is "love"
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>TFW I don't even bother lifting because I'm just a 5'8" manlett
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>>8048902
Faggot with almost every conceivable Blueblood pic reporting in
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>>8049003
At least it's pony related, somehow.

Instead of /fit/ shit.
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>>8048964

>550 bench
>700 squat
>strong relative to the average joe

No, those are respectable lifts no matter what.

I agree on the looking good though, it's gross as hell. You've just gotta respect how much they put into it.
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>>8048973
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>>8049015
>then
>then
>then
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god damn I want to fuck a mare so bad, I'm saving up for land so I can buy my own pony waifu someday
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>>8048983
Twilight.
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>>8048974
Reminds me of Monster Hunter
>Giant Lao-Shan sized changeling
oh mah gaaaaawd
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>>8049022
>those hips
>manly
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>>8048941
stuff from last night
I spend all day hungover so I didn't get started until like an hour ago

I feel like the more I talk about it, the less chance I have of actually writing it so I'm not going to say anything more
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we /fit/?
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>>8048948

But the power trainers train for stamina as well so they can actually USE that strength.

Bodybuilders starve and dehydrate themselves before competitions; they're actually at their weakest then.
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>>8049003
>>8048960
>told people for months sibsy dumped her fiance for mando cock
>no one believed me
FUCK YOU ALL I TOLD YOU FUCKERS
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>>8048992

If you are >>8048841, then you said that kind of muscle is bloated and useless and just for show

which is just wrong
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>>8048907
anon pls

i don't want to be a pedo

stop
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>>8048955
I'd rather just help you out
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>>8049011
>tfw I have belayed the pursuit of sex, money, and fitness in solitary dedication to my art.
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>>8049015
I was imagining horse, not anthro.

Like Blueblood is one of those freak horses with a myostatin deficiency...and Mac is a more traditional Clydesdale build with huge fucking legs.
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>>8049018
>implying ponies can't be /fit/
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>>8049058
I didn't say that
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>>8049040

good luck with that
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>>8049053

Yes, because at that point they are being judged on how their muscles look.

8~ months out of the year, they can and do use that muscle.
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>>8049055
Did she really? Oh god my sides!
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>>8049062
this seems familiar somehow
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>>8049092
that's why you don't try to pet a wild horse
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>>8049055
I don't know but it sounds like her fiance dumped her and she found "refugee" in Mandopony.

Good for them though, I'd love to fuck a staff member.
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>>8049089

So you're not >>8048841?

well alright then
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>>8049002
You wouldn't try to help her?
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>>8049055
You have an archive post to back that up?
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>>8049062
You are only feeding the monster inside of me, anon.
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>>8049011
Dude 5'8" isn't that short. Besides, lifting is good for your health anyway. You should do cardio too.
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>every little girl wants to be a princess
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>>8049112

More like that's why you don't try and pet a horse with it's ears back.
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>>8049125
I don't get it
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>>8049055
>getting ntr'd by a horsefucker

her fiance must be so mad
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>>8049123
Post one of your favorite pictures of that sort
or a link if ban is problem
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>>8049125
>lel i posted it again guise
>pls respond
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Can we talk about horses now?
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>>8049125
>not wanting to be a princess
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>>8049125
>mfw that damage control on twitter
I can't tell if lauren actually believes in mccarthy or is just saving face.
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>>8049125
I'd rather be a slutty little mare
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>>8049116
No I saw the two of them go into a room at a con giggling like little school girls, the same con her husband to be was at.
>>8049119
If you've been around here much I've said this same thing a bunch of times before.
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>>8049071
No, fuck you.
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>>8049147

Libman pone is a cutie patootie
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>>8049147

That is a very cute horse.

Would noogie affectionately.

Her qt partner too.
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>>8049150
>hoof, pudge etc.
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>>8049147
Let's talk about winking
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>>8049015
Unf.
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>>8049147
Sure, just not the ugly ones: only pretty ones.
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>>8049147
Hey, I like that horse, do you like that horse?
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>>8049147
can they be kissy horses?
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>>8049118
>Her masturbating to you
Oh, fuck, I read that the opposite way.
In THAT case... Well I don't think I'd be able to resist my evil impulses. ;_;
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>>8049150
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>>8049153

Well she isn't going to talk shit about the staff on twitter.
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>>8049160
>No I saw the two of them go into a room at a con giggling like little school girls, the same con her husband to be was at.

What.

Hahaha what??
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I have a "rape" fantasy and i told my girlfriend about it and she really likes pleasing me so we talked, and asked if i was down with role playing... i said no. it would have to be with a random girl who was unwilling to have sex. then, she said well, what if i were asleep? could you fuck me then and be closer to your fantasy? i said yea.


so, ive tried a few times to fuck her in her sleep but she wakes up mid way.. nothing wrong with that but i want to go all the way and cum without her knowing i fucked her that night... any suggestions on "knocking her out"?
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>>8049162
That's just wonkily drawn. Like even moreso than the simplified anthro above.
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>>8049125
>implying Faust didn't smokescreen
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>>8049177
That idea is particularly enjoyable
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>>8049160
>No I saw the two of them go into a room at a con giggling like little school girls, the same con her husband to be was at.
>people with fiancees aren't allowed to have friends of the opposite sex
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>>8049171
Oh man, I love this horse.
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>>8049196

Mew draw Libman pone hanging out with her partner.
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>>8049188

>>>/soc/
>>>/fit/
>>>/b/
>>>/v/
>>>/x/
>>>/r9k/
>>>/diy/
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is there any reason not to lift
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>>8049196
Go the fuck away already Lyra
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>>8049210

I'm tired.
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>>8049164
m-me..?
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>>8049188
Phenazapam in her drink, xanax and benadryl all taste really bitter so she'd know. You can get phen legally off the internet.
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>>8049132
Yeah, that dude deserved that shit.
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>>8049160
I've been around here a bunch
that's why I know how easy it is to find one of my own posts in the archive
Lets see your 'prediction'
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>>8049022
Applejack has a very plump rump
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>>8049160
>>8049116
>>8049055

Are we STILL on this? This is stupid.
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>>8049198
Except that he's a friend whose dick she happens to suck from time to time
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>>8049210
it's a whole bunch of effort
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>>8049216
YEAH, I WANNA LICK YOUR BUTT. WILL YOU PLEASE BEND OVER?
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>>8049212
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>>8049137
Really, he lucked out
If your fiancé leaves you just to experience another dick, she probably would've been a real bitch somewhere down the line during marriage
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>>8049210

Not really, besides being too injured/diseased to lift
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>>8049205
She's really cute, it's a shame background ponies are not popular anymore (except, you know, Derpy, Lyra, Bon Bon, Octavia, Vinyl and some others)
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>>8049188
Punch her really hard in the back of the head.
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>>8049196
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>>8049164
Does she have the same delicious thighs and legs?
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>>8049177
But she wants the dick. Your dick is the dick she needs, but is it the dick she deserves?
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>>8049223

Wish this wasn't anthro, assless chaps are hot as fuck
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>>8049210
is there any reason not to draw
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Arg got to sleep, perhaps I'll finish this tomorrow.
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You can't leave. She won't let you.
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>>8049231
Why do you care, people are talking about /fit/ shit in the other corner of the room.
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>>8049223
I would give anything to stick my stack into that sturdy set of buns.
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>>8049249
Yes it is.
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>>8049257
I like it, don't have much along those lines.

Is the pony some OC?
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>>8049259

They stopped
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>>8049243

nah, the twins have had a huge following

flitter and whats her face
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>>8049259
I always get happy when we start talking /fit/, I like knowing how many of us are here

we're all gonna make it, brahs
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>>8049240
>tfw you want to lift but can't

Had a botched surgery back in March, the wound won't heal and it's right in my asscrack, so it pulls apart whenever I move, I want to die
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>>8049259
>/fit/
>shit
hamplanet detected

Your favorite pony is worried about your health, why have you let yourself go?
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>>8049249
If she made that face about it, I'd have no other option.
I'd take her slowly and gently, from the front, with lots of holding and kissing and crying.
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>>8049206
but im doing calculus
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>>8049148
Has any little boy ever wanted to be a prince?
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>>8049234
Are you sure. I'm hot and sweaty from all this flying I've been doing?
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>>8049251
The phrase "assless chaps" bothers me.
You don't need to say "assless". All chaps are assless. That's what makes them chaps.
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>>8049257
>that dialog
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>>8049278
>hamplanet detected
Why does /fit/ hate fat people so much?
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>>8049257
>That dialog.
It should be 'You came inside right?'
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>>8049284

Then draw a purplesmart horse to help you calculus.
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>>8049285

King, maybe, prince sounds kinda gay
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>>8049288
oh fuck, stop it
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>>8049276
holy fuck
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HOW TO SAVE MLP:FiM;

FIRE:
Megan McCarthy
Merriwether Williams
Amy Keating Rogers

HIRE:
Rob Renzetti (again) (NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES)
Ron Weiner
Eric Kaplan
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>>8049288

Man her partner is cute, why does nobody draw him?
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>>8049291

"assless chaps" means wearing chaps with nothing else covering your ass

it's not actually describing the chaps
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>>8049273

Which one gives the best hugs?
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>>8049282
>crying

What the hell anon, you gotta be strong for your tiny special some pony.
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>>8049278
I would exercise with the pink one.
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>>8049308
>FIRE:
>Megan McCarthy
>Merriwether Williams
>Amy Keating Rogers
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>>8049288

>Libman after group sex session after passing the dick off to her partner.
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>>8049275
I want to believe we're all gonna make it but I'm afraid that's not true
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>>8049053
I want that much muscle someday and to be as beautiful as a bodybuilder while keeping my 6:20 minute mile 5k pace!
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>>8049306
Pilonidal cyst, the incision is a few CM away from my asshole, so there's a chance of it actually opening more and actually extending into it
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>>8049294
>why does a board about health and fitness hate fat people
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>>8049314
Ask some gaydrawfag to do it.
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>>8049314

He's not Fandom Approved™
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>>8049273
Cloudchaser.
I really want them to both wrap their wings around me.
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>>8049323
But... She's just a little girl.
It's wrong.
It's sssooo wronggg~~~~
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>>8049314
Because stallions not named Braeburn, Big Mac or Blueblood aren't popular.
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>>8049301
Nothing really outstanding about princes except for the whole "adventure to rescue the fair maiden"
And I'm sure that last part mostly interests women more than men
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>>8049347

But Blueblood isn't popular anymore.
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>>8049345
Na, a mare at that age is ready. She's more like 18 in human years.
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>>8049337
>implying this is normal

How many other boards do this?
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>>8049281
I can't wait to get legally married to my pony waifu.
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>>8049330

>that post

i thought he made it, he hadent posted in so long

but then BAM

day 34

;_;
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>>8049314
because the best name for an astronomy pony with that color scheme is Milky Way, but that name is already in use in this fandom
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>>8049350
New Zealander, pls go.
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step it up mewball
this owleyes fellow is beating your ass in lyras
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>>8049344
I would kill for a double blowjob from them
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>>8049357
Remember that guy who married Rainbow Dash?
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>>8049347
And Soarin too.
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>>8049300
I'm really not sure how that happened? What do you think.
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>>8049357
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNtw8HENlI
so do it
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>>8049378
If only...
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>>8049278
Yeah, I'm going to take health advice from some pony who eats entire cakes in one bite... okay.
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>>8049345
T>>8049345
e wrongness makes it better.
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>>8049356

/v/ hates people that suck at video games.
/mu/ hates people with shitty music taste.

it's not uncommon.
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>>8049357
But what if she doesn't want to marry you?
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>>8049355
Fuck, anon. I'd give to to Sweetie Belle. Passionately and lovingly. For as long as I could get away with it. I'd make her my little kid girlfriend and we'd do lots of fun stuff together and I'd show her the ways of love.
Are you happy?
Are you happy to have debased me so?
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>>8049345
You can just say "no" and tell her parents, or sister.
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Oh before I forget, there was some interest for an ending to FlutterDash Quest so I'm going to finish it tomorrow at 8:00pm on the sub come hell or no questers.
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>>8049405

its hilarious

becasue /v/ is terrible as videogames
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>>8049345
What isn't right is simply a left. That doesn't make it wrong.
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>>8049405
>/v/ hates people that suck at video games
>/v/ hates itself

Alternatively:
>/v/ hates
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>>8049401
Pfft. Nice try Anon.
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>>8049359
They wouldn't do that to us
What kind of pretty mare would leave her audience hanging?
Some day we're gonna get a "yes" out of that tumblr
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>>8049371
>tfw only finished one lyra drawing
i am a disgrace
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>>8049345

But it feels REALLY good when she touches herself down there, and she knows how to touch your thing so YOU can feel really good too. Maybe you can even let her do this thing with her mouth like she saw Rarity do once.
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>>8049401
One day virtual reality will make this possible
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>>8049405
>MLPG hates bronies
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>>8049410
If she's happy with it and you're happy with it then what's wrong with it?

Fuck me I want to read Hotsauce's Sweetie fic again. it was really good.
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>>8049418
I'M GRAPPLING WITH SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS HERE.
AND MY CAPTCHA HAS THE WORD "SEDUCE" IN IT.
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>>8049326
>not firing the authors of the worst episodes
>not hiring Luck of the Fryish and Jurrasic Bark
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>>8049447
But we're not a board.

We're a boat.
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>>8049308

Meghan is a good writer, but she is a shit head-writer, just demote her.

Yes, fire Merriwether, she thinks that she is still writing for Spongebob/Angry Beavers

Amy is ok, her last episodes were lack luster, but she could redeem herslef.
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>All these anons really want to be my special somepony
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>>8049449
No fucking kidding, man.
That buttfuck scene had me going so fucking good.
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>>8049468

Yeah you really are a 'special' pony Sweetie Belle.
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>>8049459
I'm on a boat!
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>>8049468
Sweetie, this is nothing to be excited about. They want to do bad, grown-up things to your private parts. Really you should tell an adult as fast as possible.
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>>8049468
It's really just one anon being tempted by other anons
Sorry Sweetie, but you're no Babs
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>>8049317

>CC likes giving noogies and friendly punches on the shoulder
>Flitter is more tender and cuddly
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>>8049443
You should draw another one.
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>>8049468
>You will never marry Pinkie Pie and adopt Sweetie Belle and curl up on the couch in the evening with both of them.
WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?
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>>8049251
>assless chaps are hot as fuck
mah' nigga
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>>8049468
>be a colt on Hearts and Hooves Day
>outnumbered by fillies four to one
>even the ugly ones get cards and candy
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>>8049468
>tfw I almost went full flutterfag mode when the OBA previews were released
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>>8049419
Nice! I was wondering about this last night.
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>>8049499
Why would you adopt Sweetie belle? Why would sweetie belle want to be adopted?
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>>8049499
To find true love with another human being who may or may not like ponies
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>>8049468
Sweetie, I wish to protect you from these bad men.
But I have horrible feelings myself that I don't think I'd act on but they'd still be there.
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>>8049499
what
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>>8049526
It's bad to keep your feelings all bottled up inside you, anon.
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>>8049513
Take that pain and use it to be productive
Drown your sorrows in sweat and blood
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>>8049520
Because she's cute. And maybe because her parents & Rarity died. I don't know.
>>8049521
I'D RATHER DIE.
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>>8049521
>Loving human beings
Nigga please. I have transcended this. If I can't get what I want in my heightened existence, I deserve nothing.
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>>8049513
>constantly told that females outnumber males
THEN WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY ALL
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>>8049513
>be a colt ever
>surrounded by fillies 5ever
>never get laid
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>>8049513
it feels good to dream, doesn't it anon
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>>8049477
>tfw he will never make First Bloom

That and part 3 of his Luna fic were the only fics I actually was looking forward to.
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>>8049539
IT'S EVEN WORSE TO LET THEM OUT.
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>>8049556
They're ugly and in the third world.
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>>8049271
Yes,I created her for an MLPDnD game hosted here last year.


>>8049297
Right, my bad.
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>>8049499
>adopt Sweetie Belle
what? Why would Rarity give her daughter up for adoption?
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>>8049566
Do you know what happened to him? Is he still writing? I only found his fics through the Clopfic Directory, which is dead now.
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>>8049180
fuck, i tried
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>>8049569
Depends on how you do it.
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>>8049601
How could I possibly express my sexual feelings for Sweetie Belle in a way that didn't spell disaster in poneworld?
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>>8049591
I think he had a fimchan thread but I don't know if it's still alive.

rip Clopsort ;_;7
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>>8049619
Find a mind controlling talisman on Equestria
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Do good artists get mad at bad artists for not trying hard enough the same way /fit/ people get mad at fat people?
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>>8049619
>Introduce yourself to the ponies as the Pleasure God
>Explain that your purpose is to pleasure
>Explain that Sweetie Belle has caught your attention and that it would be blasphemous to not allow you to pleasure her
>Pleasure the marshmallow pon
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>>8049513
>be a colt on H&H Day
>outnumbered by fillies four to one
>not a single card
>not even a pity card
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>>8049594
You're the first to try and piece her back together. Thanks Anon.
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>>8049666

Stay fat, Satan.
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>>8049579
I would adopt Sweetie and Rarity
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>>8049477
Imma need a link.
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>>8049675
>Not even from Cheerilee.
>Shes too busy drinking from her mug and looking down into it.
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>>8049643
Oh god oh god oh god oh goooodddddd......
That story was so morally ambiguous, but so fucking arousing....
I like to think I'd get rid of the talisman, or destroy it, or even turn it over to Celestia or something.
But really, I can't say what I'd do. I might abuse the power and make Sweetie a sex slave. ;;;_;;;
Really, I would hope to never have that power.
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>>8049675
I...I'd give you a card, Snips.

But I'm a colt too...
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>>8049675
That must be a fate worse than death.

Poor Snips.
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>>8049706
>drinking from her mug
>not gazing out the window with a funny expression on her face, imagining the date she and Big Mac are going on later that afternoon.
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>>8049708
What story?
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>>8049692
http://clopfic.heroku.com/fics/245
This is the one with the Sweetie buttfuck scene.
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>>8049708
>Not giving it to Celestia while volunteering to go under whenever she wants
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Is it weird that I love FiM mainly because of the world?

Like, it just seems like an awesome place.
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>>8049675
>later that night he's found hanged in his room
the end
final score - 0
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>>8049739
Darf's Applebloom fic involved a mind control talisman.
The ending was so fucking evil.
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>>8049468
I read that in her voice.
Adorable voice crack included.
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>>8049675
If you humanize that, it sums up my every Valentines day. Good thing I can hide inside my house forever now.
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>>8049708
Yeah me too. If I had that shit I'd probably go down on the same route as that guy. I'd try to keep her as close to normal as possible, but making Sweetie into a cock slave would be waay too tempting.
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>>8049755
I feel the same way.
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>>8049755
mah nigga
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>>8049757
>Headstone reads: "Here Lies Snips. He Never Scored"
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Where's the guy who was gonna write a Berry Punch story?
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>>8049643
But the power would corrupt you; you could never stop at just one pony
You'd find yourself creating a harem, or just breaking into random ponies' homes.

Watching the panic and fear in their eyes dull away with a few swings of the talisman, replaced by a glassy eyes filled with submission and rising lust with your every compelling word...
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>>8049775
Same here.
Only valentines things I ever got were the ones that people were forced to give out.
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How I into vectoring?
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>>8049444

Would you give her your secret milk?

The kind she has to rub out of your thing? The kind that'll help her grow up big and strong, but will only work if she doesn't tell anyone about it?

If so, you are a disgusting, monstrous human being.
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>>8049755
I'd love to take in a day trip to Tartarus and be back in Ponyville in time to catch an evening movie and play some video games.
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>>8049801
someone was going to write a Berry Punch story?
when did that happen?
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>>8049777
I know I know....
Such power was not meant for these tainted hands. ;_;
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>>8049812

>go to Equestria
>play videogames
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Does anyone else find it odd that the Apple clan are mostly southren when apples are normaly a pretty northern fruit? Or the inverse with oranges?
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What if all of them had crushes on you?
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>>8049809
pirate a copy of illustrator and practice by tracing stuff out of the show
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>>8049775
Learn to not give a fuck.

Happy Valentine's day.
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>>8049802
Gaaaahhhh....
Mental alteration.
Why must my biggest fear also be my biggest fetish??
No no no no nooo.... I'd get rid of the talisman immediately. As soon as possible. If I had it too long, I'd become too tempted.
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>>8049777
What if she didn't know she was a cock slave?
What if you could create an obedient cock-craving personality in her mind unleashable at your whim?
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>>8049833
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Oh shit everything is green again.

And more saturated.

And new icons.
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>>8049821
That dress is so fucking pretty.
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>>8049867
what
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If I went to Equestria I'd like to be a night guard pone
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>>8049755
Many feel the same way
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>>8049837
They are goddamn kids. I'd explain to them why it's wrong
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>>8049762
This floating around?
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>>8049867

w-what

I'm afraid to refresh
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>>8049769
>>8049769
Something something sweetie bot feels
Just not feeling to tonight
Sorry
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>>8049874
I REMEMBER YOU.

YOU MADE A THREAD ONCE.
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>>8049846
I, out of everyone, should not give one fuck seeing as I've never even had one friend my entire life. But shit, loneliness blows hard. And watching this show just makes it worse.
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>>8049883
I would want to be a sunguard pone
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>>8049867
Hope you finished the Winter quests because they aren't avaliable anymore.
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>>8049833
The Equestrians certainly seem to enjoy them.
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It's ok guys
we can have pones for our valentines again
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>>8049755
Every time we have a world or history-building session, it's awsome.

Prusso-Ottoman influenced Griffon Kingdom concept is best Griffon Kingdom concept
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>>8049913
I didn't man, it updated by itself without asking me.

And the Celestia's trick doesn't work anymore.

Fuck everything.
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>>8049895
Fuck, I'm going to be linking fics all night.
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/75553/forbidden-fruit
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>>8049923
not really
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>>8049847
You could use it just once you know
Nothing too big, just just a kiss.
Maybe coping a feel
Nothing wrong with that right?
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>>8049905
I've made lots of threads.
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>>8049935
I'm tryin to revert to an older version but I don't know if it works. Hope it does. I want to finish the quests.
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>>8049847
>Twilight finds a magical amulet during her studies
>It has an interesting effect on the minds of ponies near it
>Asks you to hold on to it, because it doesn't affect humans
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>>8048484

Do you think Sweetie Belle has pretty eyes?
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>>8049930
Kinda makes me sad that I missed most of those.
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>>8049956
WELL I REMEMBER THAT ONE TIME YOU DID ONE WITH THAT PICTURE
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>>8049837

I'd let them down as gently as I could. I'm too old to be their boyfriend, but I'll still be their friend.
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>>8049874
>Dat filename
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>>8049963
>Filename
YOUR EYES HYPNOTIZE
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>>8049959
>Twilight then asks you to throw it into a volcano
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>>8049908
Learn to embrace it nigga.

Learn to love being alone more than being with someone.
It takes a certain mindset that you can eventually acquire.
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>>8049963
Yes she does.
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why did bane kill those people in LA
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>>8049847
You wouldn't use it even just once? On just one pony? Only time?
You wouldn't have to go that far; just far enough to sate your curiosity. Surely the pony would enjoy a few moments of not havingt to think for themselves.
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What if in an alternate reality there's a My Little Human show and ponies are husbandoing humans on internet threads?
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Would you a princess? Which one? Which fetishes?
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>>8049954
FFFffffffucckkkkk that's how these things start...
I couldn't let myself be tempted. Batman doesn't kill, because if he killed one person he'd lose control and kill everyone. If I used the power even just for a kiss, I would eventually fall down a slippery slope. I would get rid of it as soon as possible.
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>>8049990
>embrace loneliness
>become secluded
>forced to interact with people
>be reminded how lonely you are
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>>8050015
luna
transformation
not flutterpanties, fuck that entire thing
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>>8050015
Celestia
Feet
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>>8050023
Then you don't have the mindset.
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>>8049988
You don't have to throw it into the volcano, you know
You could use it on her to make her completely forget the amulet's existence. She trusts you so completely, she's just leaving herself wide open.
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>>8050015
Sunbutt. BDSM & spanking, with her on the bottom.
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>>8050015
All of them
All of them
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>>8049965
One of my favorites was when someone simply took music clips people gave him and wrote for it. I intended to give everyone a warboner by having him write for this.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uOmkX_rRp4g

I was not disappointed.
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>>8050031
Does she transform you or do you transform her? And into what?
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>>8050007
This is actually true.

The problem is that you do not exist on the reality where you manage to contact the alternate reality where your waifu is husbandoing you.
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aw shit just downed two sleeping pills

about to have the best nights sleep I've had in a month.
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>>8049675
I don't know why I'm here. I won't bother you for long but have this.
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>>8050015

Luna and Celestia at once

Fetish : nonsexual cuddling on the couch while watching movies.
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>>8050023
That's pretty much it. During highschool I could get away with it since I could be completely alone. But since I've gone to College, I'm forced to live around other people. I tried really hard to make friends, but goddamn is it difficult. I'm just way too awkward and it bugs people.
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>>8050031
>Not wanting to be Luna's horsepanties
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>>8050000
>>8050018
I am weak. ;_;
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>>8050015
yes
twily
loving consent
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>>8049834
And when are we going to start seeing some grapefruit?
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>>8050065
former
female nightguard
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>>8050085

>aw shit I just downed to sleeping pills time to have an awesome sleep!
>last online: 6 months ago
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>>8050086
It's nice.
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>>8050044
Man, I would be the evilest of the evil to betray her trust and change who she is as a person.
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>>8050068
Hot damn! How much does it cost to make a reality-shifting machine from scratch?
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>>8050018
>>8050093

But it would be the only chance you'd ever get to do something like that and get away with it
Would you really throw it all away?
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>>8050113
well then it will become the best nights sleep I've ever had.

since I wont' wake up.
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>>8050068
>The problem is that you do not exist on the reality where you manage to contact the alternate reality where your waifu is husbandoing you.
I don't know this yet, anon.
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>>8050109
Do you serve her faithfully in battle or in bed?
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>>8050128

The only person who could afford it is Tiara
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>>8050119
S-stop that
Stop staring at me. I don't have anything you want
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ql2r7qQTIUI
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>>8048636
>implying she was doing something difficult and just didn't make an excuse to leave work early.
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Requests?
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>>8050125
You don't have to change who she is; you could just use the amulet to pull light-hearted pranks
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>>8050023
I wish you could get money for being a shutin

then I wouldn't have to go be sociable at all
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>>8050147
>You will never be forcibly ripped from your world in order to spend the rest of your life in service to a cute little pony
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>>8050064
I can never listen to this just once. Ever.
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>>8049963
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>>8050168

Draw Libman pone and her partner doing something cute together.
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>>8050139
WELL, FUCK, NOT IF YOU WERE WHISPERING THIS SHIT IN MY EAR THE WHOLE TIME DISCORD!
FINE FINE FINE.
ONE TIME.
I'D MAKE PINKIE KISS ME.
ONE TIME.
THAT'S ALL.
THEN I'D TURN THE AMULET OVER TO THE PRINCESS.
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>>8050168
The CMC all wearing matching panties and hairbows
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So this shit really sells?
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>>8050187
It's called work from home. Lots of jobs offer this option. Looking for one just takes some time.
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>>8050007
You know there's this theory floating around...
You see when something is absorbed in a black hole. It's destroyed. But all the information that characterize that object isn't. It's released in space as thermal energy.

Think of it like this. You take a book and burn it. The book is now ashes. ALl the information in the book is still there just that we can't read it. It's the same in a black hole.

Well that theory goes with the multiverse theory and basically says, from what I understand, that when you die you just get transported to a parallel Universe. Or more exactly the information your brain is made off. So think of it like this. After sufficient deaths you really will get in Equestria
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>>8050187
If you have technical skill and the discipline to use it and not just sleep all the time you can work from home and make decent dosh.
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>>8050196
Why was I even born?
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>>8050199

HOW ABOUT NOW
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>>8050168
Chubby nursepony curing an injury by rubbing her butt on it
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>>8050210

Considering that people buy shit like this, why are you surprised?
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>>8050168
Twilight turning into a dragon princess
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>>8050218
Welp. Time to get the bleach. Next stop: Equestria.
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>>8050218
the information in the book is gone, it's not a physical thing in the same way that mass or energy is

the information in the book only exists because we wrote it and can understand it

a book to a blind man contains no knowledge
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>>8049963
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>>8050239
>Aah, I buwmed the woof of my mouf!
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>>8050255
Hey
They're fucking comfortable
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>>8050207
That's it, just one kiss. You don't need to rush with it now, just let it last a bit
Prolong it. Enjoy it. Look at how happy you're making her
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>>8049963

LOOK INTO MY CHOCOLATE EYES
LET MY MUSIC STERILIZE
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>>8050210
>People who own these never wash them.
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>>8050218
There is really no evidence to suggest this, it's mental gymnastics.
Sweet, sweet, comforting, mental gymnastics. ;_;
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Well MLPG. I did it.
I read through the entire Moon Over June archive.
I dont think I find women attractive anymore.
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>>8050264
Holy shit

It's actually good
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>>8050264
Fascinating.
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>>8050218
All substances break down into the basic elements though. To put them back together in the way they once were is impossible because there is no plan for the structure or a way to put them back together. Right?
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>>8050264
SUDDENLY IT'S LOOKING BETTER.
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>>8050264
OH SNAP
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>>8050271

No they're not, they're uncomfortable as hell.
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>>8050239
>nurse, i seem to have injured my penis
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>>8050239
>>8050267
OH GOD YES.
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>>8050262
Anon I'm just using the analogy Hawking made.
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>>8050264
woah

that actually looks really cute
hair is still pretty bad though
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>>8050264
Ross is the only problem with his drawings. Just remove the Ross and everything is chill.
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>>8050267
>You get dosed with a shrinking poison
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>>8050299
In forwards time sure.

Look down time in the other direction and all the pieces fall together to magically pull the information into being.

So, was the information really destroyed?
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>>8050234
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>>8050296
Thankfully the characters in Moon Over June aren't even female.
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Must be amazing to fly. Must be wonderful to get wings. All those days of walking around, solved by just soaring in the air.
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>>8050264
Huh, I don't hate it
It still looks like a "learn to draw anime" failure, but its not so physically hideous any more.
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>>8050328
I think you've been watching too much doctor who
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>>8050322
indeed
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D2osfD5hYTI

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D2osfD5hYTI

vv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=D2osfD5hYTI

AHAHAHAH
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>>8050340
I know right?
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>TFW you will never be a pretty princess pony.
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>>8050340
I really wish I could be a pegasus. God damn, flying would be sweet.
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>>8050340
Flying with mechanical wings is pretty cool.

Still no wings on my back though...
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>>8050276
AND THEN SOMEONE SAW ME AND I HAD TO BLANK THEIR MINDS AND THEN PINKIE COMES TO AND I HAVE TO BLANK HER TOO.
EVENTUALLY I'M MOLESTING MULTIPLE MARES AND RAPING THEIR BRAINS.
IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT???
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>>8050264
The way the mouth curved up so much on the Ross version suggests a snout. Fixing it and lowering the eyes gives her a still-exaggerated but much more human facial structure with a regular mouth, nose, and forehead.
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>>8050296
>Moon Over June
link?
I've never read it
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>>8050380
Save yourself some sanity points and don't.
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>>8050264

That's just a thin, flat line for the smile. Make a smile and then feel the corners of your mouth. You'll notice they open while the rest of your mouth remains closed. Also, add in some eyebrows since there's room for them now.
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>>8050375
Yes
That is my fetish
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>>8050327
YYYYEEESSSSS!!!
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I need pics of CuteQuest pone.

Especially tail.
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>>8050360
Who drew this?
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>>8050296
Psh, I've masturbated to the most recent page a few times now

bushes are 2hot
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>>8050391
I MUST SEE HOW BAD IT TRULY IS
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>>8050405
This is the only one I've got
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>>8050421
What is Moon Over June?
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>>8050398
Well, congratulations. You're probably the same guy who made that one anon betray Pinkie to Chrysalis. Or that other anon to put a dog collar on Dash.
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>>8050421
http://moonoverjunefaces.tumblr.com/
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>>8050375
But anon, this is about what YOU want
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>>8050375

Mind blank thread?
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>>8050299
Its something about quantum phisics so you know it's a lot of mindfuck going on around.

But theere's a thing. When something goes into a black hole it doesn't get completely destroyed.

Thermal energy is released right at the edge of the Event Horizon where it goes back in space. Remember energy can't be destroyed nor created.

And there's something how about everything is actually information and shit like this and stuff. Scientists are actually interested and trying to find a way to "read the ashes" that come out of a black hole you know.
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>>8050452
Now we're talking
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>>8050440
I DON'T KNOW

>>8050447
OH BOY HERE WE GO
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>>8050440

A webcomic about two horrible dykes who shouldn't reproduce having children.
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>>8050473
here's the comic itself.
http://moonoverjune.com/
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>In the mirror, Sweetie mouth slipped open and her tongue stuck out in a soundless cry of pleasure. The look of abandon on the sexy little kid’s face was utterly arresting, and I started fucking her slowly, sliding into her and then slowly out again, and I grimaced at the sensation of that tight little tunnel wrapped around me. Sweetie shuddered every time I slid back into her, and her wobbly legs threatened to let her collapse on the bed, so I was forced to lift her up and hold her steady with my hands, which wasn’t easy. She might only be a little foal, and made of marshmallow, but she weighed a surprising amount.

uuuuunnnfff
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>>8050430
There was another one with him and Sweeite but I didn't save it.
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If your favorite pony made a web comic, what would it be about?

Dashfags need not apply
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>>8050504
>the first thing I see
HOLY FUCK
THIS IS GOING TO BE FUN ON A BUN
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>>8050405
>>8050430
This is pretty much it, unfortunately.
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>>8049496
Does anyone remember this filly's name we gave her?
Wasn't there a sad song about her?
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>>8050508
That guy's an artist, I told you.
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>>8050452
Not a lot of mind blank stuff floating around, if at all
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>>8050450
What I want would be bad for everyone and debase me even lower than I already am.
I don't deserve this power. I would misuse it.
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>>8050536
Flower Power was her name, I think
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Would you a pony if you were an attractive human female?
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>>8050527
Slice of life about a family of critters living in the woods or something
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Applejack is not a lady.
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>>8050578
Not the same/10
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>>8050533
Try jerk off to it. I dare you
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>>8050527
Twilight would probably make something like Dinosaur Comics
Not right now, but inf a few years, when she's mellowed out.
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>>8050599
>Implying she wouldn't make Pictures For Sad Children after a few years of seeing just how bleak things can be for a princess
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>>8050586

That's right, she's a pony.
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>>8050586
What?
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>>8050571
That's so vague it doesn't work.
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>>8050447
this is fucking hilarious
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>>8050628
A mud pony more exactly.
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>>8050578
>a handsome stallion will never nuzzle your ample bust
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>>8050593
sorry
I got distracted by the mana world advertisement
I failed you, MLPG
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>>8050566
The power isn't good or evil, it simply is. You could free them, anon. Free them from themselves, their burdensome thoughts and free will.
You could show them a new kind of freedom. A new, wonderfully oblivious way of life.
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>>8049496
I just call her Chinman Filly.
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>>8050626
>equestria
>ever bleak
Maybe in the comic universe
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>>8050538
>“Uhh! Uhh! Uhh!” Sweetie was groaning more rapidly now. I managed to open my eyes, which wanted to remain squeezed shut to focus on the pleasure that was rippling through me, and saw the little foal’s face in the mirror of the cupboard. Her mouth was hanging slackly open now, a thin string of saliva drooling from it and her tongue lolling out. But her horn – there was a shimmering glow inside her horn, the brightness of which ebbed and flowed as I fucked her, and I realised that she was on the point of coming.

fuuuuck i'm dead
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>>8050663
We still talking about mind control?
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>>8050656
>you will never proudly carry your human into town on your strong back
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>>8050646
Fortunately, I asked a music fan and he knew immediately what song I was talking about: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cqTo2ZHbA9Y
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>>8050504

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>8050683
Of course
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>>8050673
i'd verb the adjective noun
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>>8050673
i would verb a noun adverbially
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>>8050694
You poor poor fool.
WHY? WHY DID YOU GO THERE?
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>>8050663
GOD DAMMIT, DISCORD, PLEASE DON'T DO THIS TO ME. YOU ARE PUSHING MY BUTTONS AND PLAYING TO A WEAKNESS I ALREADY HAVE.
THE TEMPTATION IS POWERFUL. GOD DAMMIT...
God dammit. I'd probably do it.
I'd definitely do it.
I hate myself.
I don't deserve Equestria.
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Someone say Moon Over June?
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>>8050536

I thought her name was Tootsie Flute.
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>>8050681
Have you never read his other stuff?
He's literally my all-time favorite pony fapfictionist.
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>>8050707
Anyone wanna pitch some requests at me to draw?
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>>8050726
The wider fandom calls her Petunia
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>>8050732
Dash sleeping in a tree
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>>8050732
draw these: >>8050690 >>8050656
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>>8050732
do whatever you want with this
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>>8050692
Also: Fanon as a whole is calling her Tootsie Flute. She normally appears with a purple horseshoe apparently: http://mlp.wikia.com/wiki/Tootsie_Flute

>The more you know!
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>>8050732
More like this with this two ponies >>8050683
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>>8050683
I bet Lamairty's scales are the smoothest and most pristine of them all
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>>8050732
Calculator Rarity.
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I wish I could play video games with pony.

Which one would be the best at the video games?
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>>8050732
Discord tempting anon to use the power of the amulet to make Sweetie his sex slave.
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>>8050732
Various pony mind control bonerfuel
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>>8050760
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>>8050774
THIS ONE'S TOO YOUNG
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>>8050707
There's only one greentext about Twilight domming Anon by body-altering him
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>>8050764
This sound's like something for Corwin's anon.
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>>8050774
I wanna play that Sugar(salt?) lick game in the back
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I like Twilight but fuck mind control and various mind control-related accessories.
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>>8050728
Not really. And fuck me this is good. That first part with the CMC and DT/SS was actually kind of in character unlike most other fapfic writers.
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>>8050764
I like this one
Second
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>>8050809
Did MLPG ever give their theories to the gameplay of Apple Dash and Sugar Cube?
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>>8050785
>attempt to escape sex with Twilight
>she grows and mutates your body towards her
>soon you're balls deep in her
>try to pull out
>she lengthens your cock
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>>8050774
>you will never get the high score in Salt Lick Jr. and input "ASS" as your initials
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>>8050818
That's one of the best things about his stuff.
Seriously, read his other stuff when you're done with this. Or when your refractory period has finished.
I really hope he's not gone.
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>>8050774

Braeburned drew a good picture of that colt.
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>>8050753
Of course her scales are smooth, she rubs herself down in the finest oils and creams
The only problem is that when she wraps around you, the scent might make you a bit woozy, if not intoxicated
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a-anyone want a teen titans synchtube
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>>8050842
>Salt Lick Jr.
>Not Buck-It Bob
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>>8050849
that seems a little dangerous
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>>8050690
>You will never surprise your stallion with a harness that lets you ride beneath him
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>>8050844
fucking pedo
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>>8050851
Only if you explain to me what was up with Terra's ending.
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>>8049080
Friends don't let friends skip wing day.
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>>8050849
>Smooth scales
>Sweet-smelling
>Intoxicating
Do go on, anon.
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>>8050839
HahahahaI am no longer surprised by these boners
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>>8050683
>>8050751
>Rarity hypnotizing Twilight
>not true mind control just make her much more receptive to her suggestions to not raise suspicion
>make her her sex slave
>Use her to get from time to time more Ponyville ponies to pleasure their new mistress.
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>>8050747
Wait, Anon as a pony carrying a human?
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>>8049257
anyone have this full art or comic please?
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>>8050814
It's a niche fetish, like inflation or sweat
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>>8050737

The wider fandom doesn't even watch the show.
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>>8050876

What, you mean the thing at the last episode?
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>>8050871
it was commissioned by me~
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>>8050870
>you will never shudder and lock your knees as you flood your human for the third time today, taking a moment to recover before continuing your gallop
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>>8050899

>sweat
>niche

Nah man

it only gets into the niche part if you enjoy the body odor aspect of it
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>>8050915
Yeah, did she die and they confuse another girl as Terra?
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>>8050738
Why does Discord have fishy legs
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>>8050886
>Rarity half-hypnotizing Twilight
>Twilight is still herself, mostly
>Just with a few new proclivities, and she absolutely loves doing whatever Rarity says
>Unlike Rarity, Twilight is capable of complete mental domination, and performs are Rarity's command
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>>8050899

I'm just making a fuss because it's one of the only things that bothers me on the internet and for some reason I can't ignore it.
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>>8050839
>Run away full pelt
>It's still growing between your legs
>Run across a road

>Cart runs over your dick

oh jeez
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Who is your favorite Apple stallion that isn't Big Mac or Braeburn?
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>>8050938
>Brainwash pony into brainwashing you
unf
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>>8050949
>the injured area spawns several tentacle-like protrusions that grab your body and hold you up so you can't run
>you feel her winks begin to slurp your shortening cock back towards her
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>>8050836
>Apple Dash
Not
>Zap Apple

But what the hell is above the cubes on the other machines? The purple squiggles? They almost look like shoes?
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>>8050849
>>8050878

She just loves to invite you over so you can rub her down with some of her newly imported oils
You've half a mind to take a clothes pen with you since the scent can get a bit too much but you think you've built a bit of of a resistance to it
Of course that doesn't stop her from being a flirty tease while you are rubbing her down
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>>8050958
Golden Delicious
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>>8050938
Do you think Rarity would repay her for bringing so many ponies by giving her some of them?
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>>8050720
Oh anon but you do
You're the only one who can show them a new way of life
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>>8050935

The commonly accepted theory is that there was supposed to be a sixth season but Teen Titans was canceled before that.

so it's up to you if you want to believe it was Terra or not
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>>8050975
OH I think it's tongues.
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>tfw you cum and then come back to MLPG and find fetish discussion in full swing

god

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN
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>>8050981
Of course. She's been such a good girl after all. But Twilight's still Rarity's favorite toy. The other ponies are used once and then discarded randomly around Ponyville.
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>>8051023
fuck off Kinkie Pie
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>Why is the film so positive? Because from what I can tell, the producers saw almost nothing but positivity. It's hard to not be biased when all you're constantly exposed to is the good. They went to it, they saw it, they captured it, and they explained it. That's why the doc was so positive: because that's all they saw. Something unique, something amazing, something magical. Because BronyCon had a sense of spirit that John de Lancie had never felt at any other convention he had ever gone to. You guys see us explaining that positivity as a circlejerk. But to us, it was fact. Plain and simple. They truly believed it. You could see it in their eyes, in their devotion to making this film as good as they possibly could.

pfff yeah right
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Hey....
Do you guys remember that thing of Celestia reading these threads and rewarding anons she thinks deserve to go to Equestria?

I'm starting to think that Discord reads these threads, starts working on reluctant anons with evil fetishes, and then brings THEM to Equestria.
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Your favorite pony is standing around just waiting for you to come give her a rimjob.

How long do you plan to keep her waiting?
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>>8048840
it's because it's an 'ask'
those don't seem to be rebloggable
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>>8051054
>Pinkie's face
I wouldn't wait.
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>>8051051
>AB actually went to Equestria
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>>8050878
It's a rather peculiar problem
She'd lead you around town with her tail lightly locked around your neck like a leash, and you'd be made too docile to object

Ever see those pictures of posh, fashionable women showing off a dolled-up poodle? That's what Lamiarty and you would be
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>>8051051
>Whenever they're caught they get ponified and turned into a statue
>Celestia has a lot of statues
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>>8051054
How fat is her donut and do I know she's aching for some lingual loving?
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>>8051054
Why keep her waiting. Go in as quick as I can
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>>8051054
1 hour 10 minutes
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If you put rocks in the glass, the chocolate level will rise and you can drink it Pinkie
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>>8051054
0 seconds
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>>8051054
Why would my favorite pony have drums anyway?
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>Late in the game, we were challenged with the notion that clop should be explored. I ask: Why? R34 is a minor part of EVERY fandom. It does not define those fandoms, and it certainly doesn't define ours. We wanted to cover the essence of bronyism; would you say R34 represents the essence of bronyism? It certainly doesn't represent me. I may not disagree with it, but I certainly don't associate myself with it.

>bronyism

>bronyism

>bronyism
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>>8051074
There are worse fates.
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Oh god I just just came to fapfiction involving filly fooling. I never thought I'd sink this low. And I've been pretty low. I should know. I tried to coerce camwhores into writing a friend's name on their tits for his birthday while posing as him, only for that to completely backfire and end up camwhoring myself for absolutely nothing in return.
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>>8051073
OH GOD
OH GOD, NOO....
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>>8051088
But then you have ROCKS in the glass.
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>>8051099
What are you quoting?
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>>8051064
no shit
the only thing to hope for is the OP to post a rebloggable
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>>8051092
you're thinking of a rimshot, anon
that's something completely different

And why wouldn't a pony have drums?
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>>8051106
>You again
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>>8051074
She wouldn't go that far anon. She wants to keep some fight in you. She likes it sometimes when you start struggling.
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>>8051106
His stuff really kicks ass, anon. Read his other stuff.
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>>8051116

And no one likes rocks in their drink.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=95tjjams_zQ
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>>8051051
I hope he doesn't choose me...
I would do such evil things. ;_;
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>>8051106
>this fucking guy
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>>8051126
I'd rather have Pinkie on the drums than working on my tires, then.
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>>8051099

>does not define the fandom

if you say so
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>>8050746
>Dash sleeping in a tree
For some reason my tablet isn't working properly and won't let me use pressure sensivity. I tried rebooting and plugging it again but it's still messed up. I'll finish it later
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Does the one on the right have an official name? I like her colors.
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>>8051158
redownload your drivers
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>>8051117

/r/mylittlepony/comments/183swa/iam_nicholas_ha_i_just_found_out_today_on/
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>>8051150
>Pokémon is #1
excuse me what
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>>8051174
On of them died.
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>>8051130
But anon would make the perfect, little accessory, like a toy dog in a purse
So well-behaved and compliant. All he would be able to do is follow Lamiarty around with a dopey, unfocused grin
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>>8051135
>You'll never put your rocks in Bon-Bon's drink
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>>8051181
There's like 700 Pokemon now or something. That's a lot.
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So any preview clips of next episode?
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>>8051197
>Bon Bon will never kick you in the dick
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>>8051181

Pokemon has been around for how long?

>all dem pokegirls

and it draws in the furry crowd.

its easy to see why its #1
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>>8051189
God dammit, you're working on me again...
And this time there's no guilt from harming someone ELSE.
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>Luna will never use the Royal Canterlot voice at your dick
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>>8051198
>700
What the fuck? The last I paid attention to that stuff there were still only 480-something
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>>8051037
>Rarity traps Rainbow Dash with her coils and mind-numbing gaze
>Twilight and Rarity spend a good hour just cooing and cajoling Dash to succumb
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>>8051189
But anon it will become so boring for her. In the end you're only doing stuff because she tells you too not because you want to please her. You'd become a robot. No emotion no nothing. Dead inside. Everything would be just mechanically.

She still wants that fie inside of you anon.
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>delay the finished WiiU version of Rayman Legends just to release it for PS3/360 on the same month as GTAV
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>>8051234

649

and X and Y are on the way with more
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>>8051233
Why would you want someone to yell at your cock?
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>>8051180

>all that bolded and capitalized text
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>>8051075
What if Discord was just letting them get turned into statues so that their numbers could build up?
Then release them on Equestria in full force?
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>>8051261
Its my fetish.
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>>8051261
Vibrations
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>>8051148
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>>8051274
He;s good now anon. Reformed.

The ony thing he does now is tease the statues. They can still hear.
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>>8051243
>You'd become a robot. No emotion no nothing. Dead inside.
That's not true, anon. You'd feel absolute bliss all the time. Your head full of delicious pink fluff, and constantly awash with her sweet and irresistible smell. Your love for her would be so overwhelming that you wouldn't be able to think of anything but her and eager to do whatever she wishes.
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>>8051214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=5lqHaoAnPCA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=F2fciGBkPgU
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>>8051297
If they reformed Discord, they can reform the fetishistic-to-the-point-of-evil anons turned ponies.
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>>8051334
Discord could just snap his fingers and make you reformed.
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>>8051310
damn those crystal ponies are shiny
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>>8051334
if they couldn't they could always banish them to the eternal orgy that is the Crystal Empire under Cadence's rule
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>>8051357
BUT...
BUT...
I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MYSELF.
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>>8051357
He probably sends them back as humans to a rehab center. He lets them know if they complete the rehab, he can give them another ticket back to Equestria.

The center is so good, many probably won't come back.
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>Also, fun fact: Almost every single NON-BRONY I've shown this to has really enjoyed it. Of course most of the info is a rehash to bronies, and of course the people we interviewed are unremarkable to you, because YOU ARE THEM. But to a non-brony, it's strange, it's new, it's weird, it's fascinating.

probably were 2 of his relatives
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>>8051384
Then Twilight just erases the memory of that fetish rom your brain
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>>8051384
You lost yourself long ago when you let him corrupt you
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wouldn't a teen titans synchtube be fun
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>>8051400

>it's fascinating

Not in the way you think they are, bud. A normalfag would think bronies are creepy as fuck.
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>>8051417
no
offer to stream something interesting next time
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>>8051397
>The center is so good, many probably won't come back.
A FATE WORSE THAN DEATH.
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>>8051417
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>>8051181
Pokegirls are pretty hot, anon
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>>8051426
>A normalfag would think bronies are creepy as fuck.

they do
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>>8051417
Why not start one on /co/? They're always down for more Raven
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>>8051410
Good point.
>>8051403
I suppose this could work.
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>>8051310
This is really shaping up to be the girliest episode ever.
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>>8050916

thanks again
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>>8051417
Go ahead and run it.

I can't go because I have difficulty breathing at the moment.

>>8051431
Really? He sets you up with the best doctors and therapists. All your expenses are paid. You get to finally work on that comic/ movie/vacation that you always wanted.

Wouldn't that be grand, Anon? ALl you have to do is let go of Equestria.
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>>8051310
>jello bath
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>It's ironic that the very thing that shattered this image was the release of the film.

So since they aren't getting more money from bronies now they realized that bronies are bad?
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>>8051310
Wow this looks like a shit episode.
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I am here to post Applejack.

And now I take my leave.
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>>8051485
>can't watch a synctube because of medical issues

what?
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>>8051491
>Gak is back
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>>8051485
Anon, I really really would love to finally work on that comic/movie/vacation that I always wanted.
But if Equestria exists...
And I've gotten a taste of it already....
They'd have to brainwash me to want anything more, and that's something I can't abide.
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>>8051525
wait! did you finish the picture of her and Rarity?
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>>8051438

>Pokegirls
>Not Pokemon
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>>8051525
Oh god that gif no ples tex no god damnit im looking at it cnasc icsajkc


why can't she be real?
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>>8051525
hey guy, I saw that
You can't just dump your trash here and run
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>>8051310
TOO MUCH RARITY
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>>8051525
Is she trying to impress me or something?
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>>8051496
Pretty much.
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Alright fine I'm just gonna enjoy this synchtube by myself
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>>8051525
That pony is very stupid.
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>>8051595
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>>8051595
And you're a libelous cur.
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>>8051496
How much money did they end up making off BronyDocumentary I wonder
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>>8051588
I absolutely love coffee, though.
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>>8051310
Could this be... the worst possible Rarity episode ever made?
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>>8051595
But she's nice, and cute, and hard-working, and earnest, and honest, and a good soul, and very kind, and a good friend, and pretty.
Even if she's not the smartest pony in the world.
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>>8051611
Also she is gay and will never love you.
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>>8051622

Coffee hasn't affected me since I was 13 because by that point I'd been drinking like 5 cups a day

I still drink like 5 cups a day

I think I've shaved 5 years off of my lifespan
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>>8050978
>"Hey lil' bro! Sorry to bother you and your friends, but we got any more towels around? I've been dunking my head all day!"
>"That time of the season, you know; gotta keep cold. Speaking of which; you boys watch out for Applebloom, now. She's, uh, 'frisky'"
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>>8051640
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>>8051611
Will you ever make an anon version of that gif?
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>>8051640
>Anonymous was found dead the next day at the bottom of a canyon.
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>>8051647
Nothing of value is lost. Ponies don't even exist.
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>>8051525
Applejack sure is excited to start baking today...

Too excited.

What's the catch? Are we baking those complicated turnover things again?
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FUCK THOSE PONES

FUCK EM

HARD
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>>8051672
Also she would never even hire you to help on the farm because your misshapen body has no experience doing any farming labor and you would be a pain in the ass to train.
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>>8051681
When I find my skill in drawing sufficient.
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>>8051707
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What are your pony's measurements?
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>>8051715
ONE TWO THREE FOUR
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>>8051623
It's not going to be a true Rarity episode anon. The show staff said that there won't be.
We'll probably get the mane cast dealing with the inspector so he can't get to Cadence while we get a few scenes with Rarity and Can'tdance
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>>8051640
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>>8051728
haha
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>>8051728

FIVE SIX
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>>8051722
Tex...
Tex.....
If you think you're a shitty artist.......
The what the fuck am I???
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>>8051716
>Get a part time job as a farm hand
>My delicate hands can hardly handle tossing hay bales

Being an artist is suffering
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>>8051726
This: >>8051728
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>>8051731
>The show staff said that there won't be.
The show staff is no longer to be trusted. They lied before.
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How the fuck could pone be white?
She don't even exist
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>>8051746
A shitty artist or a whiny anon, if I had to guess
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>>8051726
>Their hooves
>Touching
Unf
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>>8051623
>watching the clips
>ending with this assumption
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MY LITTLE PONY
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>>8051659
Oh god dammit.
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>>8051745
Anon stop! You're going to confuse Applejack!

She can't count higher than 6!
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>>8051768
>implying that's a white pony

She's gray, anon
get over it
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>>8051774
Warhammer is bad to begin with
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>aj will never peg you with a bad dragon stallion strapon complete with cum tube
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>>8051774
Thin your paints
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>>8051746
Now anon, I said when I found my own skills sufficient. Don't be such a Debbier downer.
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>>8051647
I can't have more that two cups of coffee. I feel like I'm going to explode if I have more than that.
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>>8051751
>get a full-time job as a mechanic
>go home with hands cut, scraped and bruised with half an inch of oil and grease
>sit on bench next to locker room
>look at hands
>feel overwhelming sense of pride
Why the hell do I still feel suicidal once I get home?
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>>8051774
>not avian wings
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>>8051774
>Applejack has a tiny hat
>Twiliy has a dead spike
not bad
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>>8051746
We're all shit, anon. That will never change.
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>>8051774

share this with /toy/, but serious-like
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>>8051806
>>8051814
>butthurt bronies
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>>8051746
He didn't say he thought he was a shitty artist, he just understands his personal limitations.
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>>8051815
TEX.
PLEASE.
I WAS LOOKING AT SOME SHITTY ART THE OTHER DAY, AND I HAD AN EPIPHANY:
THIS IS HOW MMMYYY ART LOOKS TO PEOPLE LIKE YOU.
ISN'T IT???
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>>8051818
Because home is where you do all your shameful things, anon.

Maybe you should find a new home and not do any shameful things there?
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>>8051774
>That Spike
My sides have jettisoned.
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>>8051846
No, Warhammer really is horrible
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>>8051818

overwhelming existential dread
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>>8051826
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all right
put this off long enough

it's time
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>>8051864

Reminds me of this.
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>>8051896
AAAHHAHAHAHHA PLEASE TELL ME THIS IS A JOKE
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>>8051878
>You will never be Texcellent
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>>8051781
Golden Delicious would be a very stressed and self-conscious pony
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>>8051659
>"Ugh, why are you telling us this?"

>"Alright, she's gone. Let's go find Applebloom."
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>>8051895
Poneography is forboden
Desist at once
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>>8051895
neat
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>>8051864

Wow...7 whole years of no improvement. What the fuck was this person doing?
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>>8051864
That picture makes me feel good about my year's worth of progress.

Real talk, stagnation is the reward of the contented artist.
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>>8051726
13 inches
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>>8051895

commence evasion of sexuality in three. two. one. commence.
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>>8051895
you tryin' to distract me from my crackle beach, GG?

it's working
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>>8051896
that....everything
especially the eyes, does this person actually think this looks good?
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>>8051895
time for le joke is sex?
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>>8051918
someone plese draw applejack as rigby in the hospital bed with a cap that says "I'M TEXCELLNT"
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>>8051938
>That face on left Twilight
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>>8051895
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>>8051895
its happening!
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>>8051938
>stagnation is the reward of the contented artist.
I don't know if that's true. I'm sure there are artists who kept working hard until they died happy.
There must be.
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Goddamn Nanaki how does that even happen.
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>>8051938
Twilight you ass
The batteries are in backwards you fucking mongoloid tardtoddler
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>>8051980
nanco pls
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>>8051968
SOMEBODY PLEASE POST THE COLLAGE
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>>8051976
I want to believe.
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>>8051980
Toywiz, what the fuck are you doing?
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>>8051980
I love that this happened
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>>8051980
are tags seriously allowed to be that irrelevant
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>>8051980
Well guess you cant post your stupid OC getting butt pummeled by futa furry women anymore can you?
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>>8051980
Now nanaki's gonna be afraid to post ANYTHING
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>>8051980
Am I missing some context here or did the site Toywiz.com, a site for selling toys, just happen to like Nanaki's OC tumblr?
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>>8052036
>tfw you don't even need tags
Yes. Yes they are.
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>>8051980
>he's going to reblog fura furry porn
wa ha ha
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>>8052036
You can put whatever you want in the tag field.
It's like people here putting stuff in filenames.
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>>8051980
>post something on tumblr
>5 notes
>go do home errands
>check back
>0r0 reblogged it
>now it has 160 notes
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>>8052036
Tags are whatever you want. All you have to have is a , after it.
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>>8052049
They liked his pony trading card list... and started following him.

For some reason.
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http://cdn.derpiboo.ru/thumbs/1300/600/2013/02/08/04_40_32_570_236732__UNOPT__explicit_princess_celestia_penis_human.png.png

unf
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>>8052036
You can tag anything with whatever tags you like
it's great
I'm pretty sure there's no character limit on tags
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>>8052086
Nanaki is an exemplary brony
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>>8052092
Did Celestia's mane just grow a penis? Is she fellating her mane-penis?
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>>8052092
>>8052092
forgot my image
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>>8052130
I think she's summoned a ghost penis
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ARE YOU GUYS READY FOR NEXT WEEK

I SAY NEXT WEEK BECAUSE THIS WEEK'S EPISODE LOOKS KIND OF BORING BASED ON PREVIEWS BUT I MIGHT STILL LIKE IT, I DON'T KNOW YET

BUT YEAH NEXT WEEK HOLY FUCK DICKSHITS
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>>8052137
My penis feels nothing
Needs more human women
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>>8052116
He's actually not that bad. Sure he almost never actually does stuff, but he's not really annoying or anything like that.
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>>8052049
Nanaki posted two guides on pony trading cards (one on where to buy, and one on how to find the foils). ToyWiz only just recently started their Tumblr account. They saw Nanaki's posts and liked them because he mentions their site, and then followed him.
Meanwhile the rest of his blog is filled with futa furry porn.
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>>8052150
this week ep looks fantastic
have you seen cadanences hair?
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>>8052100
>you will never curse anyone with pagan magic
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>>8051928
>girl Golden Delicious has a crush on asks if they could study together
>she wants to meet at his house
>turns out she only wanted to get closer to Big Mac
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>>8052174
>Prequel update

I really need to stop not paying attention to that.
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>>8051895
>>8051971
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>>8052162
He's always been a cool guy to me, but I don't follow him because I don't want to see gay furry porn.
And I feel bad because he likes my stuff and follows me.
>Tumblr furry drama
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>>8052137
the concept is good but the execution leaves something to be desired. it's not bad, just not really fappable to me. I like the fluid though
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>>8052187
What, what, what the fuck do you want this time?
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>>8052154
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>>8052187
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>>8052197
nNFAHGA FUCK
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>>8052195
Katia is my waifu off nicaogi
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>>8052154

SIERRA HOTEL INDIA ECHO LIMA DELTA: SHIELD
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>>8052195
I always notice after like 3 updates have gone by

>tfw no qt sworddog
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>>8052218
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>>8052201
happy birthday
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>>8052210
this is nice
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>>8052230
I miss Jack...
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>>8052197
oh christ
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>>8052197
wait did Rose really draw porn
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>>8052198
I wish nonoko would follow me
he's reposted stuff I made for the general and it made me >feel and that made me feel like such a bitch
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>>8052235
But my birthday is in July
My brother's birthday was yesterday, though
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>>8052250

not explicitly

it's pretty much just like GG's there
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>>8052250
it's implied but no genitals showing
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>>8052271
link
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>>8052234
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>>8052255
>tfw when reblogged by Nanki
>tfw when only 30 followers
I'm jsut terrible it seems
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>>8052210
I shouldn't like this too much.
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>>8052281

_____________________________________no
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>>8052210
I followed that guy on tumblr expecting more of this and get blocks of text about literal bullshit.

God I hate tumblr
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>>8052292
You just need something big, anon. A big idea that will give you thousands of notes. That's what happened to me. I'm still not very popular, by Tumblr standards, but my one big post was really a big push for me.
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>>8052327
>Literal bullshit
>Literal
Unless he was talking about the droppings of male bovines, I think the word you want is "metaphorical" or "figurative".
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>>8052330
Social justice.

Do it once.
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>>8052346
No
He took feces
and smeared them all over my dashboard
what's not to understand here
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>>8052330
what was it about

was it about pone?
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>>8052346
Are you doubting that someone on the internet is actually talking about cow poop?

I don't know who he's talking about or what their tumblr is, but that would not surprise me one bit
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>>8052314
>lying to try and hurt somebody's reputation
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>>8052197
>Faux sucking on Ken's teeny panda weenie
>pretending it's huge
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>>8052350
That's not what I meant, Rei.
I meant a really really funny good idea. Like a super funny comic. Even if you didn't write it and just illustrated it.
>>8052370
King of the Hill/Pone crossover
Over 2500 notes and counting.
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>>8052330
well, im working on something that im putting a lot effort into, it could be that? Too bad its non pony
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>>8052366
What an awful person.
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>>8052381
Does Ken even like her
She just seems like some weird stalker
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>>8052380

>Trying to reverse-psychology the link from me


hahahahere
http://i.imgur.com/5WX4dXP.png
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>>8052380
She really actually did draw something suggestive, but there's nothing splendorous about it. She's just fanwanking some pedo-diaperfurfag guy she likes.
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>>8052408
Ken is gay.
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>>8052408
From what I can tell, not really. He's got a lot of followers and is also strongly homosexual, so he has little interest in Rose.

Rose, on the other hand, would have his children.
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>>8052408
foreverpandering is gayer than five dudes blowing six dudes and I am being serious here
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>>8052417
You mean the nipple-licking thing from like six months ago?
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>tfw +180 followers in the last 2 weeks
feels who gives a shit
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>>8052451
Does that mean that one of those dudes is blowing 2 dudes at once?

My math is a little rusty here
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>>8052244

you don't need Jack. all you need is to believe in the Shield.
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>>8052466
yes
it's a very homosexual situation
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>>8052454

No, this one's like one and a half months old
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>>8052466
maybe it's nose sex
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>>8052463
>tfw 3 followers
TUMBLR FAMOUS
>>
The End
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>>8052454
Well, no, it was a piece that suggested her fox character was blowing Foreverpandadiapers OC.
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>>8052463
I do, anon.
I probably wouldn't give a shit if I WAS getting that many followers in such a short time.
But I give a shit because I'm not.
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>>8052466
What can I say? That one guy can REALLY work a dick.
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>>8052488

Dudley pls go
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>>8052487
>tfw 10 followers on new blog
>tfw deleted
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>>8052487
>following 85, followed by 12
>no fucks given whatsoever
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>>8052487
>tfw 5
SUCK IT
>>
Boss Mabel is PROBABLY already available on DisneyOnDemand, an anon on GFG is posting caps.
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>>8052451
>gayer than five dudes blowing six dudes
with one left over
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>>8052531
so why the hell aren't you streaming it
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>>8052490

Is he really a diaperfag?
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>>8052532
this is getting pretty homo
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>>8052541
>>8052541
>>8052541
>>8052541
>>8052541
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>>8052532

>not an eleven-bro dick-sucking daisy train
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>>8052531
stram pls
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>>8052548

No

does fun music though

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YrCWaCLv8T8
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>>8052531
I'M NOT READY
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>>8052541
Because the rips hasn't been uploaded yet, and I don't live in MURRKA, so I can't have Disney On Demand here
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>>8052551
>getting
is this your first day in the general or something
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>>8052564
I have cable on my computer and disney on demand and livestream one sec
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>>8052564

Dooks please come to america

It's really nice here

and I hear that the gangs are a big problem down there
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OOH, CAN I MAKE NEW HORSE?
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>>8052616
I dare you to try.
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>>8052616

go for it
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>>8052616
YOU DON'T HAVE THE BALLS
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DOOKS LIED PEOPLE DIED

http://i.imgur.com/RJBnIcM.png
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>>8052634
>>8052634
>>8052634
>>8052634

Move when ready.
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>>8052633

DOOKS IS WORSE THAN HITLER
>>
NED THROD PLES
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>>8052585
Do it anon, provide us with the >gf

>>8052591
Funny, the state where I live is one of the most fucked up by the "Zetas" cartel.

Also I'll probably end up going to USA anyways because I have plans on studying CS.


>>8052633
Check these posts

>>>/co/45971345
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>>8052667

Mexico has states?

shit son, you might be too smart to come here
>>
>>8052667
>furry dipper
oh great


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