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Old thread: >>7911948

Topic: What do you want to see out of next week's episode?
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Pony sports, because I'm a normalfag like that.
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I WANT TO SEE PONIES

CUTE PONIES
CUTE NONSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKING PONIES

DOING NOTHING BUT NONSEXUAL SHIT
FUCK YOU
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whats next weeks episode supposed to be about?
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More Applejack in athlete mode
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>>7919058
I want to see Spike and the pets
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Anybody has that pic of anon tex and applejack asking them why she would become a good mother
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do we have anything of humans wearing Equestrian clothes? specifically Rarity.
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>>7919114
Sports.
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This.
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I want Twilight to use her magic to edge me all day long until she finally takes mercy upon me and gives one slow lick from shaft to tip until I unload in her pretty purple mouth
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>>7919143

>M.A. Larson surfs /sp/ for ideas
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>>7919128
>Dat image

SHOOBIE DOO SHOO SHOO BIEDOO
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Some anon requested this ~2 years ago, back when generals were on /co/. Sorry it took so long. Tried drawing moeblobs but they came out looking like pigs
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>>7919063

Absolutely disgusting sir, I-I would never go down on your level.
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>>7919171
keep it in the other thread
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>>7919158

that was the old Twilight. the new Twilight lets you cum, alright, but it's on your own face.
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>>7919132

>>7918667

Enjoy I guess.
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>>7919109
I want to see ponies fucking mothers nonsexually
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>>7919114
I think Kadenza wants them games hosted at the Crystal Empire, so she requests help from Mane 6.
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>>7919170

noice
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Pony was never cute to me.
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>>7919109
>says he wants nonsexual ponies
>posts a rarijack picture
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>>7919161
>Pinkie: "Ooooh! We should play handegg!"
>everyone else: "What's a hand?"
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>>7919158
Far too vanilla for Twilight
She'd rather transform you into a tentacled sex beast with multiple genitalia and watch you forcedly pleasure the victims into babbling sex zombies
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>>7919184

Gay is limited to one thread?

That is not the MLPG I fought and died for.
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Minty?
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>>7919210
heretic
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>>7919214
There are plenty of nonsexual RariJack pictures, anon.
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>>7919128
Anybody?
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>>7919132
>Rarity in equestrian clothes
>Trixie in equestrian clothes
>Celestia in equestrian clothes
why
why does none of this exist
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>>7919236
all pictures are sexual even if you don't realize it
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>>7919229
No, she still smells funny. Changeling goo has a powerful odor to it.
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>>7919229

I want to smell this pony so much.
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>>7919236
How many do you have?
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>>7919244
>equestrian clothes
they dont wear clothes in equestrai anon
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>>7919238
>Spider-Man driving

10/10

we Spider-Man now
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>>7919215
Hoofegg?
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Would your favorite pony prefer daytime or nighttime MLPG?
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>>7919259
Just imagine as trong black lickoorish smell with flower auroma.
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>>7919264
>>7919215

FUCKING REFHOOF.
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>>7919266

>Twilight

Night
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>>7919193
>>High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie Mark

Isn't Twilight mentioned as the most powerful unicorn in her bio and in the show?
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>>7919276

>licorice smell

oh god unf.
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>>7919229
>you'll never give her a good washing
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>>7919256
They might have SOME sexual implications, but that is not always the case.
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>>7919266
My favorite pony would not like any MLPG
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>>7919244

whose horse would you rather be? Rarity's, Trixie's, or Celestia's? but rest assured, they're all going to ride you hard, all going to make sure you get your exercise each day.
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>>7919262
>memebase
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>>7919276
>she smells like licorice
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>>7919262
>memebase
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>>7919217
jesus christ, I just want her to give me a knee-buckling orgasm, not mindbreak me
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What would changeling rarity smell like?
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>>7919284
>she writes all the stallion greentexts
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>>7919287
Magic Duel
Only High level unicorns can cast the age spell.

Twilight has the highest potential but the unicorns that have dedicated their life to it are more powerfull than her
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>>7919322
cheap skank
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>>7919259
she smells like dirty feet, cheesy with a hint of vinegar
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>>7919311
licorice licorice sweet juicy and red
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>>7919322

leather.
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>>7919294
>implying they're not going to fuck on that table

also AJ's missing her freckles
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>>7919322
>all changelings look the same
>Except Chrysalis but that's because she's their queen
>Rarity changeling
>Rarity's color scheme on a changeling body
You either go full pony or full changeling
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>>7919322
the scent of decay mixed with cheap perfume
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>>7919339
It's because her leg holes are full of the Changeling equivalent of smegma
Don't go licking her, now
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>>7919294
It's one of the shitiest ships tough
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>>7919262

They know that already.
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>>7919349
Oh, so we're gonna do this now? How does this picture look?
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>>7919369

>changeling equivalent of smegma

Wouldn't that be her goop?

I like to think it tastes like peppermint cream.
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I want that drunk horse to do filthy things to me with that tongue, like tie a knot in a cherry stem
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>>7919370
fuck you this ship is amazing
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>>7919400
all ships are terrible
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>>7919393
But can she tell you about Lief Erikson?
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Go to bed.
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>>7919403
except friendships
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>>7919393

she can do other things, too, like tell you about Lief Eriksson
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>>7919400
>Rarity canon straight
>completely opposites
>Amazing ship

All ships are shit but this one is shitier than most
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>>7919385

Rarity is gonna do some ungodly things to AJ's mouth, just look at her.
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>>7919389
The goop is made d by Changelings the same way bees make nectar jelly
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>>7919170

Oh right, AJ has a tail too
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>>7919322
dried cum or squid
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>>7919416
Okay...and now?
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>>7919291
>you will never take a bugpony out into the backyard and spray it off with a hose
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>>7919409
no
okay but after I finish one more picture request from here
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>>7919423
why is anon not fucking the ponies?
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>>7919322
>that watermark
Could a changeling successfully steal Watermark Pone's identity?
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>>7919437
Rarity with Fancypants on a date
Bonus Points if there's a Sad Spike hidden somewhere
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>>7919414
>what is bisexual
>what is opposites attract
>what is they became close in an episode
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>>7919409
I really should.
My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.
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What are the worst, most uncanon ships?
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>>7919435

>she will never arch her back and lift her tail against the stream
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>>7919431

Post coital clothing swap.

Trope as old as time.
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>>7919437
More like this.

Flitter tucking him in.
Or reading him a story.
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>>7919128
>>7919262
See
>>7917888
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>>7919447

I doubt it, she's pretty good.
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>>7919437

he'd probably wedge himself between Flitter and Cloudchaser before he fell asleep. and as soon as either one of them moved, so that they could put him in bed, he'd fall, wake up, and spring to his feet screaming "I'M NOT TIRED, I WASN'T SLEEPING!"
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>>7919341
would you taste twist's sweet juicy red licorice
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Choose between infinite sex with no cuddles or infinite cuddles with no sex. The two are never mutually inclusive
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>>7919456

Pinklestia
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>>7919452
>what is bisexual
She's only shown to be straight.
>what is opposites attract
Bullshit that isn't real?
>what is they became close in an episode
She's probably better friends with the other ponies. They just don't start arguing about small things anymore
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>>7919456

Human x Pony
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>>7919489
The second one. Cuddling is sex in Equestria.
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>>7919489
Infinite cuddles please.
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>>7919301
Celestia's
Rarity would style you up nice, but she'd be so micro-managing that it would turn into a huge pain.
Trixie would make you pull her cart.
But Celestia...she'd be a good owner.
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>>7919409
>going to sleep
>not poning
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>>7919452
>>what is opposites attract
HAHAHAHA
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>>7919489
sex or cuddles with who? this is important
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>>7919456
>Basically any Fluttership (excluding FlutterDash)
>Someone shipped Derpy X Diamond Tiara
>Human X Pony
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>>7919456
human x pony
naturally it does little to stop me
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>>7919489
NO contest. Infinite cuddles.
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>>7919452
>what is opposites attract
Anon please tell me you don't think that applies in real life.
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goodnight NMLPG
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>>7919301
Fluttershy's, because she takes care of her animals, especially when they're in need of a good quickie.
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main problem with squigglekicker is there just isn't that much fap material out there

although there's a pretty good r63 fic of them
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>>7919456
Any nonstraight Rarity ship
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>>7919452
Also, it's canon.
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Scootaloo is a filthy coward. I bet she wears Havel's
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>>7919516
>Human X Pony
>not Human X Zebra
>not Human X Dragon
>not Human X Buffalo
>not Human X Minotaur
>not Human X Sea Serpent
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>>7919542
Those too.
Captcha: colsot opinions
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>>7919541
no way man
Applebloom would be the one going full fatty
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>>7919539
By that logic Twirity is more canon since Rarity is holding hooves with Twilight in the Crystal Empire and slept with Twilight in a tent.
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>>7919058
So we getting raided or is there just a massive influx of faggots right just now?
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>>7919539
Which episode(s) is that from?
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>>7919559
well, Twilight DID blush...
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>>7919569
Timecop
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>>7919559
Yeah. Rarity's a slut.
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>>7919563
>just now
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>>7919563
I don't see anything out of the ordinary for night threads
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>>7919569
It's About Time. Both of them.
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Would you go to Equestria if you had to be reborn there as the daughter of one of the main six? Which would make the best mom?
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>>7919559
Rara is a slut anon
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>>7919585
>>7919575
Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
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>>7919587
AJ would make the best mother because she's a pedophile, which means I could get into horsefucking at a very young age.
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>>7919559
When did Twilight sleep with Rarity in a tent
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>>7919587
inb4 applejack
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>>7919539
Radiant has crippling OCD. She's like that Chinese chick in that one book by Orson Scott Card.
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>>7919494
>>7919506
>>7919531
>tfw not attracted to people with personalities and interests similar to mine because I want a stimulating relationship fueled by curiosity and genuine interest instead of fleeting passions
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>>7919599
TOO SLOW >>7919595
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>>7919595
What kind of shitty headcanon is this=
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>>7919587
I want to be a handsome stallion with a thick, meaty cock and fuck all the mares in town
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>>7919587
probably Twily.
unless she really changes. ;_;
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>>7919587
Would I be born a human or a pony?
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>>7919587
If I could be born as a human boy, maybe. Otherwise no.
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>>7919587
Depends on so many factors and what you consider a good mom anon.
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>You are a pony in Equestria
>You are happily in a relationship with your waifu
>One day she tells you that she's pregnant
>And she's positive it's yours

What do
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>>7919597
Cider
She and Rarity were almost at the front of the line and we've seen that the only way to do that was if they camped there overnight.
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>>7919610
>born as a human
What are you, gay?
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>>7919619
I sure hope the reason she's positive it's me is because I'm the only one she's had sex with in the last year
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>>7919619
I dunno man
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>>7919619
be happy.
Start preparing to raise a child.
I don't really know.
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>>7919619
Fuck her again. Because of how pony genetics work the last one to fuck a mare before she gives birth is the biological father.
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>>7919619
Anon I want to have a family with my waifu. I'd be happy.
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>>7919619
Impossible. I keep my horseboner in a condom at all times because I can't control it.
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>>7919627
>not wanting to be the Ponyborn
Faggot.
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>>7919587
Fluttershy, as long as none of children exploit her as a pushover
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>>7919627
Freezie Pop pls
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>>7919619
Kiss her.
I'd be so happy...
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>>7919619
>she's positive it's yours
The fact she needs to mention that she's positive it is, in fact, mine raises so many red flags.
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>>7919619
Move out into the country and start a farm in a nice quiet place with plenty of woods around, while we raise our child and cherish every moment of our lives, relishing in the joy of every day that we're lucky enough to be on this Earth with each other.
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>>7919632
awww, what a cute little guy
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>>7919652
The fact that you wouldn't even ask is not a boon to you.
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>>7919652
>>7919633
Hey, I dunno what you two lovebirds get up to. For all I know you could be swingers or somethin'.
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>>7919632
Joke's on you, I don't have any ships

Only crushes.
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>>7919652
She doesn't want you snapping its neck when it comes out.
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>>7919664
I'd take his dick.
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>>7919681
Probably a prudent move on her part, then...

I hate other peoples' children.
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>>7919709
Fluttershy pls

Your legs are awful.
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>>7919721
They really are, aren't they?
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>>7919661
We'd lie together on a blanket spread on the soft grass in the meadow, holding each other close as we gaze up into the night sky, awed by the unimaginable number of stars shining brightly, thinking about how lucky we are to be able to enjoy the simple pleasures in life.
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>>7919650

Shit's just funny reaction faces and saying wrong names. I have no idea how it's so fucking hilarious, but it is
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>>7919602
>fleeting passions

But opposites attract in real life is just that. Once that wears off you just realize that you don't really fit together at all.

What's important more than anything is finding your complement. Someone that may excel in somethings you lack while still retaining a lot of common ground with you. Be it lifestyle, morals, likes, dislikes, etc. They're not meant to be identical to you, but they should be someone you'd like to do your favorite things with, generally.

Opposites Attract is just attractive in fiction because it has that forbidden fruit element, and the fleeting passion is what makes it exciting. But a lasting relationship? Extremely rare.
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>>7919721
>you will never witness Andrea putting her feet up on a table, her skirt falling away a few inches to reveal her perfect thighs
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>>7919732
Ka-ka-Carmen Electra!

I know right
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>>7919742
SHOW HIM WHAT FOR AND MEAN TO BE TRUE SUPER SAND LEGEND

I'm DED
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>>7919739
o-oh my...
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>>7919739
oh fuck, her thighs are amazing, I would do so many things to her in a gentle, loving, passionate way
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BRONIES MADE YOU POPULAR SHOW SOME RESPECT
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>>7919734
FUCKING COMPLEMENTS
HOW DO THEY WORK
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>>7919775
>you and I know that the color wheel is a fabrication of looping an otherwise straight spectrum back onto itself
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>>7919773
And bronies only exist because of MLPG.
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A pony present for you MLPG:

http://www.kemonono.com/translated/res/14100.html
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>>7919766
>>7919770
>Andrea Libman to Issho Ni Bicycle Training DVD
Would you?
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BRONIES GOT YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE NOW
YOU OWE EVERYTHING TO BRONIES
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>>7919784

ugh
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>>7919797
what's that?
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Hot cosplay pics.
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>>7919797
I would lick the sweat off every inch of her body after she came home completely soaked from a hard day of cycling, basking in the glorious stink of her ripe socks and feet
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>>7919531
Its a fucking cartoon. You know that right?
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>>7919827
>Friendship is McDonalds
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>my brother gets to deal with these people 3 days of the week do to the fact that they're an actual fucking bowling team at the bowling alley he works at
>i feel so bad for him
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>>7919827
>that fluttershy
>that everything else

Why do fat people leave their homes? You've made your choice to eat yourself to death, please don't do it in front of everyone.
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>>7919806
>i don't want to start using this word, but it's so tempting

this asshole couldn't resist the temptation and look what happened
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>>7919827

Show that to Ross.

Show him what a real fat Panka girl looks like.

Show him that they don't have little peg legs.
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>>7919793
>anthro
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>>7919838
>this guy
i can't
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>>7919847
because unfortunately, these people don't care about how much they disgust you or I with their presence, they just want to have fun like everyone else

fucking disgusting, isn't it?
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>>7919838
Does the motherfucker in the wheelchair have to use the kids' ramp thing?
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What makes you think pony wouldn't be absolutely disgusted by you?
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>>7919872

I can't either
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Guys.

What if pony

was chinchilla.
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>>7919838
>>7919827

I'm getting these from a /v/ "autism" thread. Pure /b/ level nonsense, but kinda fun.

>>>/v/174508246
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>>7919882
Their version of fun is wrong and bad. They should be banned from having it.
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>>7919847
At least they're happy.
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>>7919889
Then LPS.
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>>7919850
Truly, Satan himself was whispering in Anon's ear that day.
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>>7919887
They probably would be. But I'd always hold out hope that Lyra would still want to experiment with me because I'm a human
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>>7919872
>average Pinkiefag
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>>7919908
me too
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>>7919887
I'm thinking more scared

humans can be pretty scary from a pony's POV
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>>7919899
Their happiness reduces mine.
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>>7919814
"Issho ni Training" is a set of lifestyle training DVDs for otaku. The anime hostess demonstrates a variety of exercises and stretches, ending up with various closeups and angled shots of her tits and ass.

Or in Andrea's case, it would be her legs.
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>>7919920
darf, do you have any body odor/sweat fics in the works, my boner would highly appreciate it
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I wish pone was drawn more horsey.
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>>7919924
well they wouldn't be scared if you didn't tell them all this.
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>>7919949
nicker please
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>>7919939
What the fuck
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>>7919947
fraid not
best i can do is that humanized aj fic with sweaty feet
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>>7919952
>small child
i hate children
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>>7919949
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>>7919939

>Otaku /fit/

I...want this. With subtitles.
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>>7919952
How was Amethyst?
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>>7919963
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>>7919952
I wish I had a motherly Celestia to guide me through my first time while reassuring me that everything would be fine and she'd try her best to make me feel good
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>>7919899
Are they, though?

Or is the part of their brain that processes emotions just infiltrated by so many carbohydrates and lipids that they live in a constant state of euphoria despite the searing pain in their feet from the strain of holding up their corpulent form and the crushing shame of being a prime example of the very worst aspects of humanity?

Do they even truly feel anymore?
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>>7919924
I don't think it was ever explained to pones humans strange and maybe somewhat insane fascination and love for fire.
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>>7919999
Are you retarded?
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>Feeling sick
>Can't sleep
Vexing
At least pone is cute
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>>7919972
>Not magicking a lifetime of sexual knowledge into you Matrix style
She's got no time for you to learn
You're going to be dead in 60 years
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>>7919972
So.. how many people grew up without a dominant father figure in their home?
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>>7919999
>implying feelings are real
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Is Naruto worth watching?
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>>7920010
I'm just asking the hard questions, anon.

Can fat people still be considered human? Who knows!

All I know is I don't fucking want them near me.
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>>7920025
No.
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>>7920018
my mother was the dominant figure, my father let her do whatever she wanted and never disagreed with her or voiced his opinion
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>>7920025
>gateway anime of the worst kind etc.
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>>7920025
Where's that gateway anime copypasta I had
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>>7920005
Have you ever seen slag being poured?

The beautiful glow.
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>>7920035
And now look at you. Masturbating to cartoon horses.
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>>7920031
>All I know is I don't fucking want them near me.
>not wanting them to stop existing at all
>whatever you do, fat people still will exists in plato's world of ideas
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>>7920025
No
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>>7920025
No. I tried and it isn't.
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>>7920035
Same here. Although my dad was a drunk he was beyond beta.
And so am i ;_;
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>>7920041
>>7920025


Berserk is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weakness by adding excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS.

The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.

However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underagedb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world.

The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, nights, peculiar, dark clothes, demons, the whole grimdark faggotry and everything about Berserk world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party characters backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average teen and his sense of unwarranted self importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.

Berserk is basically THE series to attract the most hated and retarded anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinion, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Berserk threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
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you only hate fatties because you're so scared of becoming one
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>>7919952
I would not have sex with Celestia, that would be wrong as she is my mommyfu.
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>>7920070
I got out of rehab 2 months ago, my addiction has shifted to cartoon horse porn, that's much healthier
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>>7920073
What I don't know can't hurt me, I guess.
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Prepping and getting hype for the Super Bowl

Also this pic should make more sense now
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>>7920106
No it isn't anon. It's bad for you, bad for your soul.
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>>7920098
....and? I don't want to be a fat sack of shit who can't run up a flight of stairs without collapsing.
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>>7920112

Please see:

>>7919827
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>>7920098
No, I work out because I'm afraid of becoming one.
I hate fatties because they're awful to look at.
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>>7920112
sweetie mime pls go
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I've never watched football for more than 20 minutes, have very little knowledge about the game, but I'm debating whether or not to watch the owl, obviously while intoxicated
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>>7919908
i tried
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>>7920108
>seeking solace in ignorance
Pathetic. You're no better than fat people.
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>>7920112
>>7919827
Will the cameras show any pony cosplayers in the stands at the Super Bowl?
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>>7920148
unf
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>>7920098
>you only hate gays because you're so scared of becoming one
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>>7920148
that is a fat pony
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>>7920121

Saw it, looks bad.

>>7920130

Cutie Belle will haunt your dreams.
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>>7920098
No, I hate them for wasting resources that could have been used to help people who actually need it and would use it.

They take in more carbohydrates than other people and then they don't even use them.
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>>7920148
>>7920161
you leave that unf for me

u-unf
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>>7919924
>Think we killed 'em
I laughed out loud at that
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>>7920148
NO
NO THIS IS GOING TO FAR

ABORT ABORT
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>>7920171
>Not MineCon_2013.jpg
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>>7920167
>Saw it, looks bad.

haha. What.

You create "hideous creature-things". Give me real fatties over your things any day of the week.
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>>7920175
NO ABORTIONS
WE'RE GONNA HAVE A PONY BABY
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>>7920172
fuck you, I can't help it
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>>7920148
>you will never be turned into a quivering pile of jello by a massive shamegasm as Lyra drains you dry
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>>7920167
>looks bad

EXPLAIN YOUR FUCKING SELF.

YOU'RE THE ONE CONSTANTLY SUBJECTING US TO YOUR HORRIBLE DRAWINGS OF FAT PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'VE SEEN SOME REAL ONES YOU DON'T LIKE THEM

GOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK
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>>7920098
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If cosmo is still on, I colored his thing.
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>hating fun
You guys sure are edgy. Do you still convince yourself that life has some actual goals that matter?
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>>7920148
Someone After Effects it so she's grinding her hips into him
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>>7920197
I'm a hedonist
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>>7920197
Conquest is the only goal of which living things are ultimately capable.
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>>7920168
>They take in more carbohydrates than other people and then they don't even use them.
Then what does that energy do? Disappear?
I hate fat people like everyone else, but holy shit, that's one stupid argument.
>I hate them for wasting resources that could have been used to help people who actually need it and would use it.
You could say the same of people who work out, wasting energy needlessly.
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>>7920161
>>7920172
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Did Art-Anon ever finish this
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>>7920173
I love these.

I've read them all a couple times at least.
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>>7920221
u-unf
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>>7920194
From the thumbnail I first though she was having a comically large frown
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>>7920148
Neat.
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>>7920167

>Hey ask me anything

Mime-Sweetie, when will Ross kill himself? It seems inevitable.
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>>7920209
>No Binary pen
IMPOSTOR
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>>7920148
>she doesn't even thrust
>she just sits there and lets her inner muscles do the work, winking and clenching around your shaft
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>>7920216
How much money did you waste on WH49k plastic shit, kiddo?
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>>7920237

You should be sleeping Tex.
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>>7920243
I um... Never used a binary pen?
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>>7920197
Hedonism is the worst affliction known to man, if you're not exercising for hours every day and controlling your diet down to the calorie, then quite frankly you're wasting oxygen and I'd prefer if you remove yourself from the planet.
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>>7920237
Tex what do you think about fat people?
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>>7920245
>every time you twitch and throb inside of her she looks visibly disturbed, erotic little ripples of pleasure washing through her with just the lightest bit of motion from you
>if you weren't too fucking terrified to move you could probably give her a brain-damaging orgasm with minimal effort
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>>7920217
The energy gets converted to fat that then never gets used. They've taken it for no reason.

At least the people who use the same amount of energy they take in haven't wasted it all

Maybe I'm not explaining this effectively, this makes immaculate sense in my head.
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>>7920235
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>>7920274
I don't really get why do people hate /b/ so much. It's an acceptable board.
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Alicorn Twilight is good for the series.
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>>7920274
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>>7920167

Smaller eyes, more normal nose, mouth and headshape. No mime make-up. Then it'd look fine. THen we'd like it.

Why do you hate us so much ROss? arent' you here to entertain us?
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This is silly
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>>7920292
No it's not.
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>>7920279
They aren't cartoon ponies.

Therefore I don't care for them.
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>>7920145
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>>7920296

She's right about that, but I don't see how it ties into feminism though.
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>>7920300
>doing it wrong
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>>7920237
mai lyra nigga
you should draw lyra
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>>7920274
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>>7920281
>this makes immaculate sense in my head.
If you can't explain it then it means it does not have sense.
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>>7920281
>At least the people who use the same amount of energy they take in haven't wasted it all
How many people actually get to this point though? Even if someone has 3% bodyfat, what you seem to be saying is that that's 3% waste.
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>>7920228
Nobody cares for these anymore.
Feels bad man.
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>>7920284
d'awww
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>>7920309
They aren't that bad
Just a little slimy but you get used to it
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>>7920322
Maybe.
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>>7920317
>She's right about that
Piero pls
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>>7920333
I care
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>>7920333

Who says we don't?
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>>7920296
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>>7920331
No. Humans need a base level of body fat for perfect sustainability (6%), for long term storage (9-11%). Anything more and it's a waste.
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>>7920352
um
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>>7920352
LYRA
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>>7920352
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>>7920348
>>7920355
Oh, well.
Great.

That was all of it though.
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>>7920352
They're all pretty minty
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>>7920382
>>7920384
my giganiggas
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We're all bronies. Or on the brony scale.

But we know shame though. We know how stupid others look. So we just try to be casual and normal.
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>>7920393
I'm not a brony. I do not need to give myself a label for enjoying a show.
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>>7920366
>waste
Here's that word again. Can you explain me where that energy is going to "waste"? It WILL eventually get used up, unless someone eats the fatass or he dies of old age.
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>>7920280
>>7920245
pls
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>>7920377
Fluttershy is a peachy pony
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We Lyra thread now?
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>>7920408

No, shes lemony
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>>7920409
No
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>>7920330
Or it means that I can't see your point of view and which points of my argument you're not understanding.
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>>7920409
Maybe
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>>7920393
pffffft
I'd say the key word is TRY
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>>7920420
Because no one understands, including you.
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>>7920404
That's the problem. It won't get used up. It will sit there, atrophying muscle and destroying organs/overloading blood stream with cholesterol till the fat dies of organ failure of some sort.
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>>7920427
Holy shit is that cute.
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>>7920148
I am liking what I see.

>>7920352
Lyra.
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>>7920192

Just because you have a fat fetish doesn't mean you're attracted to EVERY fat person. A lot of fat women don't carry the weight well. It's either distributed in a very lopsided way, like an extreme apple shape where it looks like someone squeeze dough out a can of biscuits. Just like not all men can pull off a mustache or a speedo, not every woman could pull off extra weight well.

But even then, fetishes aren't always based in reality, man. My ideal of fat is very idealized and abstracted from what fat people actually are. An almost equal distribution of fat to the front and back, delicate, tiny feet and hands, big doe eyes, blah blah blah.

The men who go after fat women in real life are fucking predators, their selfish desires are so strong that they take advantage of women who aren't at 100% and go on a power trip. They love their bodies, but they love the control even more. Not me. I'm not selfish enough to ignore the health risks, the exorbitant amount of money they put on health insurance and taxpayers, and behavior that enables someone to feel happy with a body that's almost always unhealthy when it's 100 lbs overweight or more. My real life ideal is a tall, thin woman, 6'6" or more.
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>>7920404
It doesn't matter that it will eventually get used because it's always getting replenished.
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>>7920403
but others will

if you tell most people you like the show they'll call you a brony
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>>7920409
Who?
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stop being so terrible MLPG
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>>7920417
Her yellow isn't bright enough to be lemon, and she isn't a sour pony
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>>7920148
>nothing explicit

its boring shit
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>>7920409

yes
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>>7920437
Glub glub and all that
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>>7920420
If your argument relies on being something other people won't understand, it's unlikely to convince anyone.
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>>7920443
>tell other people
See thats the problem. I don't tell anyone I watch this show because I know how fucking retarded that looks and how you don't need to go screaming your guilty pleasures down everyones gullet.
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>>7920409
yes
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>>7920463
>not liking implied penetration
don't touch me you dirty casual
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>>7920409
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>>7920454
am i?
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>>7920477
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>>7920455
She can be kinda bitey at times
But she's still very nice and trying to get better
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>>7920479
fuck off fat virgin
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>>7920441
I wish I put as much thought into my fetishes as this

my dick just tells me mind control is hot so I go with it
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>>7920477
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>>7920484
would she nibble on your shoulder when you hug?
she'd try not to draw blood, but sometimes she just wouldn't be able to help it...
she apologizes over and over again when that happens
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>>7920471
What if they ask you if there are any good shows you've watched lately?

Do you tell them then?
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>>7920491
go to bed, kid.
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>>7920441

You make the mistake of assuming any of us care about that.

Now, did you draw something a la Genndy Tartakovsky's style in Samurai Jack yet? I'm still waiting for that.
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>>7920441

I should add - take a look at Fluttershy! That should explain my desires for a tall, really skinny woman.
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>chrysalis winking at shining the entire time she was impersonating cadence and him not getting a boner
pffthahahahaha
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>>7920496
>1080p
pleb
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>>7920501
From time to time
You grin and bear it though because she's such a peach to be around
Plus she knows some really good sushi bars and is friends with the owners there
Discounts ahoy
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>>7920508

Well, one dipshit did, so blame him, not me.
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>>7920417
>Lemony
>implying anyone else watched this show
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>>7920441
Man, I actually completely agree with this.

Except >the exorbitant amount of money they put on health insurance and taxpayers which seems to me to be a very America-centric issue, this is exactly my thoughts on the fetish.

I'd like to think that some real life men who go after fat women aren't that bad, but I have little evidence of this. A good IRL fat-fetishist would probably have to encourage their partner to lose weight.
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>>7920520
What a fucking stupid show

I still liked it
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>>7920520
I remember that shit.
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>>7920477
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I fucking hate you
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>>7920516
just keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't get snatched and put on the menu...
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>>7920409
She is my favorite background pony. Ganna love the color scheme of hers.
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>>7920515
GLORIOUS HIGH QUALITY
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>>7920542
marry it
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>>7920542
accept those feelings
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>>7920544

>"Y'know, you could just use your horn to pick those up--"
>"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
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>>7920509

You do realize you're a fucking weirdo right? That thing is some strange alien creature. No one else on the planet shares your sexual attraction.
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>>7920546
>that
>glorious
>not a true vector file
>not 50000k resolution
>not taking 10 terabytes
pleeb.
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>>7920528
>>7920529
Andrea voiced the girl.
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Evens: sleep
Odds: masturbate
Dubs: sudoku
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>>7920511
>that bad art
why people buy it
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>>7920542
Why is that drinking animation so sexy?
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>>7920541
Of course not
That would be simply barbaric
She's always wanting to try new seafood places though
She has one heck of an appetite
One time she even tried to eat her utensils
All that swimming keeps her lean and mean though
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>>7920577
OH SHIT

STRAM!
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>>7920542
I know that feeling man
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>>7920579
Because necks are sexy.
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>>7920579
>That quality
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>>7920577
>odd dubs

Auto-erotic asphyxiation.
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>>7920561
>Lyra will never watch in awe as you operate a pair of chopsticks
>"...What?"
>"N-Nothing..."
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>>7920577
Ded

>>7920544
What about Guyra
Would you be bros with him
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>>7920542
>>7920579
>Why is that drinking animation so sexy?

Do I need to explain this?

It looks a lot like she's sensually sucking dick.
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>>7920606
Fuck yes
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>>7920606

>Guyra
>obsessed with human titties.
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>>7920577
have fun with your sudoku anon
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>>7920603
Hah, that's adorable.

I want that drawn now.

Lyra staring in awe as anon uses chopsticks.
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>>7920606

>Guyra

I fucking hate that name.

Harpo's a lot more clever and less fanon-y sounding.
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>>7920606
i kinda think that lyra only works as a female. pinkie on the other hand...
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>>7920606

Only if he visits the gay bathhouse.
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>>7920624
>Harpo
That doesn't make any fucking sense though
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>>7920625

We all know Pinkie makes the best stallion, but which stallion makes the best mare?
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>>7920624
My mistake

>>7920625
What about Pinkie
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>>7920634
Get out
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>>7920639
Braeburn obviously
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>>7920640
god damn that is a sexy horse
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>>7920638

Yes it does!

Lyra comes from the word "Lyre"

Harpo...?

Don't tell me you don't see it.
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>>7920624
I heard he's in 'N SYNC.
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>>7920648
A lyre is not a harp.
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>>7920648
Of course!

It's Oprah backwards!
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>>7920624
>>7920638

I really like the band N-Sync...

My favorite member is called Harpo...
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>>7920619
>Guyra
>obsessed with human titties.
MLPG I love you guys
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>>7920639
>Implying Twilight isn't the sexiest stallion
He'd be a sexy human too
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>>7920624

We should totally call him BRO-ra
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>>7920655
And Rarity is not Elusive.

Your point?
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>>7920659
oh boy
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>>7920674
I don't have one, that name is stupid too
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would you eat this pony's donut?
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>>7920684
You should probably kill yourself. You don't seem to enjoy anything.
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>>7920659
Oh boy here we go
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>>7920684
what kind of name would even satisfy you?
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I feel bad for twis parents. Celestia bassicly over wrote them as herself as twilights mother.
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>>7920659

GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute stallions?
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>>7920685
What kind of donut?

I love all kinds of donuts, do I get a box of them?
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Whoever posted this video in previous thread - I fucking hate you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYx4BjUHqg
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>>7920577
OK done

never done one of these at 5 in the morning before but it was fun

gn mlpg ilu
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>>7920685
No, I don't like sweets
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>>7920699

His chocolate donut.
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>>7920674
i think the fanon r63 names are all stupid.
especially since the main pones have gender neutral names.
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>>7920699
Oh you get a box alright.
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Oh boy, only 6 more days.
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I don't see the resemblance
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>>7920705
aw

That's not what I was expecting at all.
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>>7920685
Yes
Every type
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>>7920711
Oh sweet, can I got two? I'd like to have some around.

I go through them quick.
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>>7920705
Do ya think Twilight would be the best at sudoku
I never could quite get it myself
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>>7920734
Oh you'll go through it alright.
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>>7920734

He's only got one donut, sorry.

He has a big creamy eclair though.
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>>7920714
>celestia and luna die at the end of season 3 or "ascend"
>twilight left with all the responsibilites of the entire kingdom
>freaks out
>season ends
would watch.
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>>7920685

Why is the canon-fanon name Pony Joe? Donut Joe made more sense since he has a donut cutie mark
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>>7920746
B-but I do not want my pretty pony to die or gone.........
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>>7920755

I think they called him Pony Joe at first, didn't they?

But I agree, Donut Joe makes more sense for a guy who runs a Ponyville version of Dunkin' Donuts.
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>wanting to have gay sex with horses

you guys are faggots
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>>7920774
I rather just hang out or vidya with him. Nothing like that.
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>>7920774
I don't want to have gay sex with horses though.
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>>7920774
I only want to suck him off a few times.

Every night...
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BRAEBURNED.

WHAT THE FUCK MAN.

STOP DOING THIS TO THE THREAD.
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>>7920767
>tfw it never will be nicely colored
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>>7920774

I want to have gay if they have humanoid penises... Horsecocks scare me, my intestines would hurt so bad lol.
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>>7920774
I just want to cuddle
why do only the straightfags get to cuddle...
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>>7920795

Fuck you man, Braeburned doesn't have a monopoly on horse testicles.
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>>7920795
It can't be stopped.

His taint has already permanently mutated the thread into what you now see
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>>7920798
it will be if you stop being a lazy piece of shit and color it
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>>7920795
What did he do?
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>>7920806
He single-handed turned several men gay.
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>>7920795

Slow down there son, there's horsecock lovers here besides braeburned.
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>>7920738
I don't know Anon. To be honest I think she would get bored by it or think it's a waste of time. Sudoku isn't really about intelligence or something. It's perceived like chess. Chess isn't a game about intelligence or strategy. At least 90% of it. Yeah towards the endgame maybe but most of it is just remembering one of the thousand openings or the response to those openings.
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>>7920774
Is it really gay if it's a different species
It's not like it's "normal" either way

Every p0ny is pretty enough to sex

Except these 2
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would you an underage OC colt?
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>>7920810

I've had a thing for male ponies ever since Hops drew that cute Soarin' wearing underpants.
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>>7920815

Give him Spaghetti-Os?

Yes
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>>7920815
no
I am neither gay nor a pedophile
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>>7920795

>Another night at The Pony Thread Diner
>Anons chatting about pony and stuff, some of the art-fags drawing at a table in the corner
>In comes Braeburned, holding a boombox on his shoulder blasting "It's Raining Men" and a medley of Cher and Liza Minnelli hits loud enough to rattle the windows
>Several anons immediately tear off their pants and turn the aisles into a gay dance party
>several others just take out fag-rags and start loudly discussing gay porn
>the rest just huddle at their tables hoping nobody gets too close to them
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So, fat pony Celestia

Who's interested. Want it or not?
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>>7920828

We work hard..
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>>7920814

I'd do the one on the left.
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>>7920815
Yes
Not penetrative
And only if he's pubescent
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>>7920828
10/10
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>>7920833
popping is worst fetish
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>>7920815

Make him baked macaroni and cheese with a panko breadcrumb topping? Yes.

We had spaghetti-Os yesterday, little man. It's nice to keep a little variety in your diet.
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>>7920813
>implying Chess players aren't the greatest strategists ever
There wouldn't be any wars in the middle east right now if they hired the right person.
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>>7920806
It got annoying to a point night thread turn into gay night and they started to use these threads as /adv/soc/r9k/ while telling straight fags or any greentext fag to fuck off when they try to talk about ponies. Braeburned stop putting up his name and post as anon because of that.
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A beautiful coronation that twilight rightly deserved. All the ponies live happily ever after.....
inb4 massive sacrificial pagan ritual where applebloom and fluttershy are used as firewood.
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>>7920815
Spaggehti-os are alright but we should have something
Maybe like real spaghetti
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I can turn a mare into a colt!
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>>7920828
>There will never be a dive bar that MLPG frequents
>Crazy shit like this keeps happening

>The owners are ok with it because we spend so much
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>>7920813
I like to think Twilight regularly plays Go with Celestia
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>>7920843

No argument there. That Pinkie in the first panel's fuckable though. What about you? Cholestria y/n
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>>7920815
That colt would get his spaghettios if his grades are good.
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>>7919709
wait, what is this?
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>>7920870

>The Bartender is Marker Pony
>The Marker itself is the sign out front
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>>7920860
But anon, they have to use Applebloom and Fluttershy.

Where are they going to find 2 other virgins?
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>you'll never see pone get NTRd by their own twin parallel universe evil cooler twin self.
;_;
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>>7920875
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hk2TSYd8_M8
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>>7920795
haha
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>>7920869
twilight pls
pls resist celestia's treachery ;_;
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Has anyone else noticed the similarities between the PPG and the CMC?

I can't be the only one to notice this.
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>>7920873
Fat Celestia
Sure why not
She overindulges in cake too much as it is
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>>7920880

That entire character concept is so fucking stupid.

Also Fiona Fox is only barely better than Timothy Turtle.
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>>7920875
something stupid. Not nearly as good as the gif suggests
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>>7920888
Who hasn't noticed it?
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>>7920888
Nope, you're the first person, congrats.
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>>7920888

If only Sweetie Belle was more like Bubbles
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>>7920892
>actually knowing what the fuck is going on in that comic or who the characters are
jesus fucking christ.
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>>7920888
what similarities?
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>>7920881
Poor Andrea.

There is so much horror in the world and she is so close to coming into contact with literally all of it because of this fandom.
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>>7920898
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>>7920902
Sweetie can't be bubbles because fluttershy is already the meek one.
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>>7920890
>fat
hi Ross
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[/spoiler]Those of you who can

pick yourselves off the ground,

hurry back, tell your leader

you’ll need more men~[/spoiler]
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>>7920913
I'm telling you all of this will end up making her become like Tara.
Tabitha at least tries to minimize all the contact she gets with the fandom. No Twitter. Just Emails. And even then her Emails are very little pony related.
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>>7920944
now you fucked up
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>>7920944
>Uma Thurman flubs another line.gif
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>>7920944
#beef
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>>7920934

Nigger what the fuck do you think Cholestria means? Yeah it's fat.
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I saw this

http://latfmanarchists.tumblr.com/

and was reminded of you guys. Does anyone have / do a bunch of people have any great non plussed pony pics that I can use to respond to some of those stupid posts
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>>7920944
Dude Just ctrl+s
Os select the texy and press ctrl+s
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>>7920959

>Draw in a new style Ross
>Ross proceeds to copy another ugly style

Face it. The man can only draw hideous creature things.
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>>7920963
what
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>>7920963
>http://latfmanarchists.tumblr.com/
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>>7920977
>what

>
Unfortunately, Chris Hedges was unable to curb the hypermasculine cancer that is the Black Bloc manarchists. Manarchist cancer has spread to Greece, where today in Athens 100,000 manarchists took to the streets, ejaculating fire from their giant insurrecto-dicks. If you look closely, you can see the bulges in the photo.
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>>7920959

Didn't bother taking my advice, I see. Classic.
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>>7920975
To be fair he was asked to do that.
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>>7920981
what the uck are manarchists?
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>>7920975
He was asked to.
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>>7920963
>look at all these fucking manarchists eating crackers
>like they own the place!
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>>7921001
I like crackers
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>>7920697
>GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute stallions?
but she doesn't have a closet full of cute stallions

she has a closet full of cute colts
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>>7921015
That's

Something
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>>7921015
What kind of fucked-up scientist wouldn't clean off the blood?
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Why are you so obsessed with cartoon horses anon?
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>>7921037
>Why are you so obsessed with cartoon horses anon?

WHO SAID I WAS OBSESSED
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>>7921037
Because they're sexy~
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>>7921017

Hmmm...

So GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute colts?
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>>7921041
So that's it, you only like them for their bodies anon? You're really that shallow?
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Did they do it in the cloud after?
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>>7921037
Because real horses are ugly, smelly, dumb and ugly
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>>7921051
Are you saying personalities can't be sexy?

Looks like you're the shallow one.
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>>7921037
pon makes me happy
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>>7921053
Yes.

And she gave him her card.

Thunderlane is now one of Rarity's regular johns.
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>>7921053
Anon pls
He just saved her life. That doesn't mean she will fuck him.
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>>7921053
>hugging someone after he saves your life
SLUT
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>>7921045
>So GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute colts?
I'm too busy drawing snails
you know what I'm talking about
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>>7921037
Hotel California
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>>7921053

>still
>no
>fucking
>art of this
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>>7921062
Why?
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>>7921053
>her hand slides up to her neck right under the chin
I like how this show fucks with anatomy all over the fucking place.
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>>7921066

If I was a pretty woman and a handsome young man saved my life I would gladly take his dick as a show of thanks.
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>>7921075

Luna X Snails?
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>>7921076
Tribute
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>>7921084
You're not a woman anon
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>>7921075
Snails closet full of a shrine to Applejack?
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>>7921080
probably because i am easily entertained by bright colors and cute things

pon provides these
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>>7921095
I mean Femsnails closet full of that.
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>>7921100
Pone followes the golden ratio spiral and humans have an affinity to love it. Other things like famous paintings/cars/designs all utilize it and are big hits. You are biologically programed to like it
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>>7921053
>dat frame
it's love at first sight
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>>7921117
Is chocolate toxic to ponies like it is to dogs?
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>>7921075

I haven't a damn clue

but what could possibly go wrong
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>>7921121
>She looked at me
>She must be in love with me
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>>7921117
Cute.
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>>7921130

Thunderlane is not a very clever stallion.
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>>7921118
sweet

thanks for making me like pone so much, science
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>>7921117
D'awww.
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>>7921118
I don't want to be biologically programmed to want to fuck cartoon horses though
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>>7921117
>LMJ style flare
pls no
it hurts my eyes
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>>7921136
he's just desperate man.
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>>7921127
In that case, is that picture suicide?
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>>7921151
It's happening with or without your consent.
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>>7921117
Is it just me or is that picture blurry as fuck?
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>>7921159
It is weirdly blurred.
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Late request here. Wanted to do this the day I got it but I didn't get around because reasons. What do you think?

Also, I still feel like drawing so I'll do another request this morning
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>>7921151
It's not that the fact that it's a horse as to why you want to fuck it, its just a bunch of perfect female features:

Big round eyes
Perfect hair
No skin blemishes
Healthy Weight via limb proportions
Great character
Great voice
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>>7921117
Would you hand feed small pieces of chocolate to pone?
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>>7921118

I have no idea if that's even right but I'm just going to blindly accept it
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>>7921166
is cute, good job.
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>>7921166
Can you do Mrs Cake in a pretty dress please.
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>>7921175
Seems to be about right
I can't be assed to measure it all though, I just measured one
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>>7921127
Yes
Chocolate is extremely toxic to ponies. It may need a lot of it to actually kill them but it still causes a lot of problems to them

But cartoon ponies are immune to that. They can also vomit. Real ponies can't. They also have a human ribcage. Real ponies don't. They also have canines. Real ponies don't. They also have front facing eyes. Real ponies don't. And so on.
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>>7921175
There's math in everything, you just don't realize until you look closer.
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>>7921166
Super cute Chrysalis. The only thing that bothers me is her arm, but I know how hugging gestures are hard to do...
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>>7921197
Max Cohen pls
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>>7921197

Oooh! Let's put math shapes on more things!
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>>7921166
That is cute. I like the expression of both ponies and that is interesting alternate hairstyle of Fluttershy.
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>>7921209
like our penises?
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>>7921213
>phi ratio dick
That'd be a thick ass dick
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Post Apple pony. I am quite partial to her.
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>>7921197
>>7921209
Yeah, I don't know why but this kind of things pisses me off.
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>>7921213
No nigga that's gay.
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>>7921226
Why?
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>>7921224
>inb4 "unfunfunf applehips unf"
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>>7921224
Don't have to ask me twice.
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>>7921211
>alternate hairstyle
>alternate
>hairstyle
>mfw
But thank you

>>7921199
it is weird, I tried to keep in mind that it's a horse leg but horses don't with their legs
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>>7921232
>"I don't know why but (...)"
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>>7921197
It's not exactly incredible that something matches up against something when you just put the something wherever you want

Look at this guy kicking it with the golden ratio, if you just forget all this other stuff he drew too
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>>7921234
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>>7921235
Post the apple pony.
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>>7921224
>AJ parents in the picture in the back
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>>7921249
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>>7921255
i think it's just art
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>>7921262
i want to believe
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>>7921224
ok
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>>7921262
It could be her parents tho, even if it's a parody.
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>>7921249
Well since you asked nicely.
>>
>rarity
>not slut
AHAHAHAHHAHA
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>>7921278
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>Your request looks automated; post discarded
God dommot
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>>7921255
I'm pretty sure having a framed print of American Gothic doesn't make them your parents
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>>7921287
Too many apples. I'll stop now don't want to get too spamy
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Ross. As a person you fascinate me.

Can you post an image of a real life human being you find attractive?

You see, from our perspective, it is like you are attracted to trees or something. It's just so alien to us. I don't think it's possible for a human to match your aesthetic desires.
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>>7921290
>he doesn't have his own Family Changing Frame 2000
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I haven't seen any ugly ponies for a while.
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>>7921305
Shut it already. We're talking about apples.
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>>7921318
here
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>>7921318
Oh shit look out!
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>one of the main problems i have is holding the pen too tight
>i am aware of this and try to avoid it
>but whenever i draw for a while i always go back to angry deathgrip unconsciously

wtf brain stop being so dumb
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>>7921154

>Thunderlane styles himself as the ultimate gift to women
>He's actually too much of a spaghettimancer and doofus to get a girl.
>this doesn't stop him from giving advice about "chicks" to Rumble
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return of femsnails
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JAILBAIT
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>>7921341
Oh that young girl's imagination. That is some male Cheerilee.
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>>7921341
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>>7921343
Someones going to get butt raped
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>>7921118

You ever wonder if there are other races out there who might find the Golden Ratio utterly repulsive? Like, it just looks totally wrong to them to the point where they can't stand to look at it? Or anything based on it?

To the point where holding up a picture of a pony or a nautilus shell is enough to drive one insane?
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>>7921341
i prefer femsnails with a dick
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I'm gonna make some popcorn and watch Top Gun

Don't do anything exciting, MLPG
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>>7921328
Have you tried holding up higher on the pen? I don't if that'll help though, I'm no doctor.
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>>7921359
That's not a very appealing photo of Sun Princess
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>>7921365
Then it's not really Femsnails is it? It's just Snails looking girly.
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>>7921320

>Ponies... again.
>Not wanting to study the absolutely fascinating psychological specimin that is Ross Irving
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>>7921374
Someonse been a baaaad pony.
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Ross you should draw Renne
not fat
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>>7921369
Okay
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Tex pls draw Zecora.
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>>7921377
>specimin
Don't you mean specimyn?
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>>7921320
why is spike rubbing his face against applejack's neck testicles?
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>>7921341

>Snails realizes her fantasies are totally outside the boundaries of acceptable behavior
>but she can't help having them
>she hates how awkward her brain can make an idealized sexual fantasy
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It's like a very long silence in a conversation, with just as much uncomfortable tension.
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crude stew do you fear it applebloom?
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>>7921427
sorry anon
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>>7921427
>tfw you are not uncomfortable in long silence
>and are able to enjoy seeing other people feel awkward
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>>7921429
I like FIW but the guy who writes it is a total dickbag insanely infatuated with his "status"
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>>7921441
DAMMIT PINKIE
OFF THE COUCH

YOU'RE GROUNDED
NO PARTIES FOR A MONTH
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>>7921454
He is?
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>>7921455
Geez anon, that's a bit harsh for getting on the couch.
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>>7921429
>>7921454
Didn't Hasbro give them a C&D letter?
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It says right here that you like ponies from a little gir'ls cartoon show and under it is a list of ...sexual fetishes

Could you elaborate?
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>>7921463
THAT'S IT
YOU'RE ALSO GROUNDED FOR A MONTH
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>>7921441
ask you what?
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>>7921429
It's feel it not fear it
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>>7921460
Yea
>>7921464
No, his video was just caught by youtubes content ID after hasbro uploaded their new episodes for the pay to watch on youtube thing. Its only a problem for those who use a ton of stock footage.
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>>7921441
Are you smimgle, master~~?
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>>7921469
On which fetish should I elaborate?
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>>7921469
I think you must have my resume confused with someone else's, I don't have any sexual fetishes.
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>>7921455
you monster. pinkie will die going that long with no party. having parties is like masturbating for her.
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>>7921491
NO MASTURBATION FOR YOU FOR 2 MONTHS
ANYONE ELSE COMPLAINING?
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>>7921491
I would masturbate to Pinkie if that helps
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>>7921473
You're not my real dad!
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>>7921485
"Plot inflation".
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would femsnails get an internet boyfriend
or is she too spaghetti for even that
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>>7921491
Humans die if they don't masturbate?
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>>7921499

Jerid was the hero of that story. Camile was an autist.
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>>7921500
You must have got the wrong resume.
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>>7921455
Oh silly anon. I'm not a pegasus. I'm always on the ground.
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>>7921501
I just realized there hasn't been any Femsnails x Stallion stuff.
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>>7921499
No but I'm your legal guardian. It says so on these documents. So I'm your boos
Also you're grounded for two months
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>>7921501
He's a talking sapient horse with huge expressive eyes
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>>7921501
Femsnails was Manti Teo's internet girlfriend. She paid someone else to take the fall for her so she didn't have to risk meeting him.
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>>7921503
Yes. If humans don't masturbate or have sex for too long they eventually explode.
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>>7921507
S-shout, pls.
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>>7921520
>"Would you like to aid me with my ailments Lyra"
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>>7921512
You can't ground the dead, old man!
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>>7921501

I'd be her internet boyfriend.
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>>7921501

She's too spaghetti. But that wouldn't stop her from trying.
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Thoughts?
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>>7921501
What about intensely awkward Femsnails x Malesnips?
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>>7921501

Now all I can think of is how she regularly tries to send Applejack lurid emails, but ends up just masturbating to them and then deleting them out of shame.
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>ERPing in weird fetish chatrooms
>new dude comes in, says he has same fetish as me
>ask him what his character is like
>shows me picture of horrible anthro mix between Celestia and Luna
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>>7921545
not ponies fagot
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>>7921545
Kevin pls

I prefer unfiltered.
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>>7921524
>she bursts into treats
>Bonbon scolds you and gathers up the scattered candy
>it takes Lyra several days to reform
Ponies are weird.
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>>7921535
Yes I can.
3 months.
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>>7921545
Am I supposed to like the one on the left more? Because I do.
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>>7921553
Post it

or imgur it
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>>7921552
>Now all I can think of is how she regularly tries to send Applejack lurid emails, but ends up just masturbating to them and then deleting them out of shame.
Snails shouldn't be allowed on a computer
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>>7921562
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>>7921565
http://i.imgur.com/F6RfL3f.jpg
nsfw, obviously.
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>>7921567
She just needs a good friend who she can trust to keep her grounded and help her self confidence a little.

And then take sexual advantage of her.
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>>7921552
>>7921567

>She masturbates a LOT.
>her first thought after coming down from orgasm is usually something akin to, "Why in the WORLD did I masturbate to THAT?"
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>>7921592
Isn't that normal...?
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>>7921583
Oh god, those thighs.
Absolutely awful. And he said he had a legs fetish, I assume?
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>>7921602

Not when it's that often.
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>>7921582
Also no more chinese goat cartoons for you
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These femsnails discussions are hard core stupid. Brony tier garbage.
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>>7921583
Why
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>>7921613
B-but I'll miss the Princess Coronation!
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>>7921614
no kidding
but there's probably some stuff here that I like that other people hate, so...y'know, whatever
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>>7921614
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what the shit fluffy
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>>7921634
It's like the thousand-yards stare is his trademark by now.
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>>7921634
Why does he even do these?
They're extremely stiff and boring and look terrible
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>>7921641
Where's that from? I've seen it pop-up the past weeks.
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I missed the S1 and S2 finale because my router broke down the days before. Better not happen this time.
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>>7921623
>>7921583
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>>7921646
brony bucks
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>>7921661
You mean people pay for that shit?
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>>7921646
People pay him.
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>>7921664

LMJ made $230 bucks on one picture.
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>>7921604
macrophilia
he's also done other pictures in that "style" of his of a futa rainbowdash
H E L P M E
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>>7921650
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>>7921668
and here it is
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>>7921668
Haah waaw
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>>7921664
yea people pay 10-15 bucks for him to put two premade vectors and that stupid as shit tongue anaimation together.
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who is the pony that you love?
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>>7921664
http://fluffytown.tumblr.com/post/42090235205/poni-licking-poni-prices

>>7921672
Oh man, he's the original artist? Damn.
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>>7921668
LMJ is new 0r0? Selling shitty art for enormous price?
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>>7921681
>Anatomy
>Those ocs
>That photoshop lens flare
>That everything

Can't help but laugh
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>>7921689
>>7921704
Wow.
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>>7921681
>lens flare
>that anatomy
>shitty OCs
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>>7921588
>She just needs a good friend who she can trust to keep her grounded and help her self confidence a little.
what about Snips
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>>7921681
LENS FLARE
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>>7921722
YOU CANT HANDLE ALL THIS 230 DOLLAR LENSE FLAIR
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>>7921721

Man she's so nervous her legs are turning into spaghetti.
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>>7921706
0r0's art is anything but shitty, tho. Or at the very least completely out of LMJ's league.
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>>7921721

How is this MLP. This is all original plot with a character that is only superficially similar to a MLP character.

Take this furry shit elsewhere.
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>>7921681
I...guess...it's good for the economy...?

That money is going to get spent on disgusting fruit punch and medical expenses...?
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>>7921763
Yea but that 230$ could buy some amazing art from some truly good artists instead of this disaster.
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>>7921767

Tex. How much would you charge?
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>>7921756
>How is this MLP
i literally can't figure it out
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http://derpiboo.ru/229280?scope=scpe3704f3282da28e14a1f99a97bb203a58be6cee62

how the fuck do you manage to make these monstrosities all have the same fucking same face?
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>>7921721
>hidden cutie mark
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i bumped into a guy irl that has spent $960 on a bdsm comic commission and has donated over $800 to LMJ

i wanted to punch him in the face but i was too beta so
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>>7921796
Hahahahahaha jesus christ what
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>>7921793
HOLY SHIT
That fucking left hand!
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>>7921796
no fucking way dude. i don't believe you.
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>>7921793
I literally can't read that text.
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>>7921804

He didn't even try..
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>>7921813
>super saturated text on the same color as bg
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>>7921793

>Click it to unspoiler it
>Oh jesus fuck this is terrible.
>click it again to spoiler it
>it just gets bigger
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>>7921804
I just rotated it in photoshop and it barely touches her thigh. Little stumpy hand.
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Someone wanted Mrs. Cake in a pretty dress? Sorry if it's rather underwhelming
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>>7921849

That's fine.
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http://derpiboo.ru/230318?scope=scpe3704f3282da28e14a1f99a97bb203a58be6cee62

>breast connecting to the same height as her shoulders

THIS IS NOT HOW BREASTS WORK
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>>7921805
guy's internet alias was Beo or something on the ponychat irc network. he's a korean with cancer.

if you want, you can go ask him
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>>7921859
>Expecting LMJ to know anything about human anatomy
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>>7921863
>cancer
>using that money on jay instead of dumping it into cancer research
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GUYS PLEASE ITS HIS STYLE!
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>>7921859
AUGH
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>two villians dating
UNF
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>>7921889
>you'll never date a villain
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>>7921889
Those changelings are too childlike for me!
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>>7921849
Its cute nonetheless. Kind of a bit dark on that curved line on her right front hooves.
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>>7921793
jesus! I like how he hides the left in the green haze

>>7921859
>71 upvotes
>mfw
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>>7921889
>that changeling trying to shape her cloud hair
pffthahahaha.
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>>7921859
Its a hot idea
And I don't have anything against anthro
Hell, even his anthro isn't bad when you can only see that much of them
But dang those breasts
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>>7921907
>shading darker than outline
I hate it when I do that. Im not satisfied with the linework in general
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>>7921849
Thanks a bunch! you did fine
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>>7921793
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>>7921849
its cute, keep it up.
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>>7921953
That's what you get for not using references.
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Okay, it's pony time. Does everyone have their pony? I know I do.
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>>7921953
Hamburger Helper
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>>7921953
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>>7921969
I have this one
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>>7921969
I found a bunch of them
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>>7921969
I brought this one!
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>draw for 6 years
>am pretty good, people often say I have talent
>other friend just started early 2011
>draws better than me

I hate these feels. I am linched between jealousy and being proud of him because hes my friend.
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>>7921969
I've got mine.
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>>7921969
I BROUGHT ALL THE RARITIES
I HAVE 56 OF THEM
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>>7922001
You know what you must do. His heart. Make it quick.
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>>7922001
go to bed, mew
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>>7921969
shit, I forgot mine
Can i just grab one from the pile?
>tfw pony picture are on a different computer
Just imagine pony-sleeping-pile.gif
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>>7921969
They ran out of all the good ponies by the time I got there again.

I only have is this worthless one.
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>>7922001
>other friend just started early 2011
>draws better than me
I've accepted that there will always be younger and better people than be, but all that jelly... It's hard to contain.
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>>7922019
uh, you sure this is what you wanted?
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>>7922001
how much of that 6 years was actually spent studying art, instead of just fucking around drawing fanart?
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>>7922021
at least that worthless one is holding the pink party one
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>>7921979
>claiming my husbando
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>>7922038
>.gif
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>>7921969
I'll take the bug instead
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>>7922038
Wow, they're cute!
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