Old thread: >>7911948Topic: What do you want to see out of next week's episode?
Pony sports, because I'm a normalfag like that.
I WANT TO SEE PONIESCUTE PONIESCUTE NONSEXUAL MOTHERFUCKING PONIESDOING NOTHING BUT NONSEXUAL SHITFUCK YOU
whats next weeks episode supposed to be about?
More Applejack in athlete mode
>>7919058I want to see Spike and the pets
Anybody has that pic of anon tex and applejack asking them why she would become a good mother
do we have anything of humans wearing Equestrian clothes? specifically Rarity.
I want Twilight to use her magic to edge me all day long until she finally takes mercy upon me and gives one slow lick from shaft to tip until I unload in her pretty purple mouth
>>7919143>M.A. Larson surfs /sp/ for ideas
>>7919128>Dat imageSHOOBIE DOO SHOO SHOO BIEDOO
Some anon requested this ~2 years ago, back when generals were on /co/. Sorry it took so long. Tried drawing moeblobs but they came out looking like pigs
>>7919063Absolutely disgusting sir, I-I would never go down on your level.
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>>7919171keep it in the other thread
>>7919158that was the old Twilight. the new Twilight lets you cum, alright, but it's on your own face.
>>7919132>>7918667Enjoy I guess.
>>7919109I want to see ponies fucking mothers nonsexually
>>7919114 I think Kadenza wants them games hosted at the Crystal Empire, so she requests help from Mane 6.
Pony was never cute to me.
>>7919109>says he wants nonsexual ponies>posts a rarijack picture
>>7919161>Pinkie: "Ooooh! We should play handegg!">everyone else: "What's a hand?"
>>7919158Far too vanilla for TwilightShe'd rather transform you into a tentacled sex beast with multiple genitalia and watch you forcedly pleasure the victims into babbling sex zombies
>>7919184Gay is limited to one thread?That is not the MLPG I fought and died for.
>>7919214There are plenty of nonsexual RariJack pictures, anon.
>>7919132>Rarity in equestrian clothes>Trixie in equestrian clothes>Celestia in equestrian clotheswhywhy does none of this exist
>>7919236all pictures are sexual even if you don't realize it
>>7919229No, she still smells funny. Changeling goo has a powerful odor to it.
>>7919229I want to smell this pony so much.
>>7919236How many do you have?
>>7919214>>7919244>equestrian clothesthey dont wear clothes in equestrai anon
>>7919238>Spider-Man driving10/10we Spider-Man now
Would your favorite pony prefer daytime or nighttime MLPG?
>>7919259Just imagine as trong black lickoorish smell with flower auroma.
>>7919193>>High level unicorns more powerful than Twilight exist and they can cast a spell not related to their Cutie MarkIsn't Twilight mentioned as the most powerful unicorn in her bio and in the show?
>>7919276>licorice smelloh god unf.
>>7919229>you'll never give her a good washing
>>7919256They might have SOME sexual implications, but that is not always the case.
>>7919266My favorite pony would not like any MLPG
>>7919244whose horse would you rather be? Rarity's, Trixie's, or Celestia's? but rest assured, they're all going to ride you hard, all going to make sure you get your exercise each day.
>>7919276>she smells like licorice
>>7919217jesus christ, I just want her to give me a knee-buckling orgasm, not mindbreak me
What would changeling rarity smell like?
>>7919284>she writes all the stallion greentexts
>>7919287Magic DuelOnly High level unicorns can cast the age spell.Twilight has the highest potential but the unicorns that have dedicated their life to it are more powerfull than her
>>7919259she smells like dirty feet, cheesy with a hint of vinegar
>>7919311licorice licorice sweet juicy and red
>>7919294>implying they're not going to fuck on that tablealso AJ's missing her freckles
>>7919322>all changelings look the same>Except Chrysalis but that's because she's their queen>Rarity changeling>Rarity's color scheme on a changeling bodyYou either go full pony or full changeling
>>7919322the scent of decay mixed with cheap perfume
>>7919339It's because her leg holes are full of the Changeling equivalent of smegmaDon't go licking her, now
>>7919294It's one of the shitiest ships tough
>>7919262They know that already.
>>7919349Oh, so we're gonna do this now? How does this picture look?
>>7919369>changeling equivalent of smegmaWouldn't that be her goop?I like to think it tastes like peppermint cream.
I want that drunk horse to do filthy things to me with that tongue, like tie a knot in a cherry stem
>>7919370fuck you this ship is amazing
>>7919400all ships are terrible
>>7919393But can she tell you about Lief Erikson?
Go to bed.
>>7919393she can do other things, too, like tell you about Lief Eriksson
>>7919400>Rarity canon straight>completely opposites>Amazing shipAll ships are shit but this one is shitier than most
>>7919385Rarity is gonna do some ungodly things to AJ's mouth, just look at her.
>>7919389The goop is made d by Changelings the same way bees make nectar jelly
>>7919170Oh right, AJ has a tail too
>>7919322dried cum or squid
>>7919291>you will never take a bugpony out into the backyard and spray it off with a hose
>>7919409nookay but after I finish one more picture request from here
>>7919423why is anon not fucking the ponies?
>>7919322>that watermarkCould a changeling successfully steal Watermark Pone's identity?
>>7919437Rarity with Fancypants on a dateBonus Points if there's a Sad Spike hidden somewhere
>>7919414>what is bisexual>what is opposites attract>what is they became close in an episode
>>7919409I really should.My sleep schedule is all kinds of fucked up.
What are the worst, most uncanon ships?
>>7919435>she will never arch her back and lift her tail against the stream
>>7919431Post coital clothing swap.Trope as old as time.
>>7919437More like this.Flitter tucking him in.Or reading him a story.
>>7919447I doubt it, she's pretty good.
>>7919437he'd probably wedge himself between Flitter and Cloudchaser before he fell asleep. and as soon as either one of them moved, so that they could put him in bed, he'd fall, wake up, and spring to his feet screaming "I'M NOT TIRED, I WASN'T SLEEPING!"
>>7919341would you taste twist's sweet juicy red licorice
Choose between infinite sex with no cuddles or infinite cuddles with no sex. The two are never mutually inclusive
>>7919452>what is bisexualShe's only shown to be straight.>what is opposites attractBullshit that isn't real?>what is they became close in an episodeShe's probably better friends with the other ponies. They just don't start arguing about small things anymore
>>7919456Human x Pony
>>7919489The second one. Cuddling is sex in Equestria.
>>7919489Infinite cuddles please.
>>7919301Celestia'sRarity would style you up nice, but she'd be so micro-managing that it would turn into a huge pain.Trixie would make you pull her cart. But Celestia...she'd be a good owner.
>>7919409>going to sleep>not poning
>>7919452>>what is opposites attractHAHAHAHA
>>7919489sex or cuddles with who? this is important
>>7919456>Basically any Fluttership (excluding FlutterDash)>Someone shipped Derpy X Diamond Tiara>Human X Pony
>>7919456human x ponynaturally it does little to stop me
>>7919489NO contest. Infinite cuddles.
>>7919452>what is opposites attractAnon please tell me you don't think that applies in real life.
>>7919301Fluttershy's, because she takes care of her animals, especially when they're in need of a good quickie.
main problem with squigglekicker is there just isn't that much fap material out therealthough there's a pretty good r63 fic of them
>>7919456Any nonstraight Rarity ship
>>7919452Also, it's canon.
Scootaloo is a filthy coward. I bet she wears Havel's
>>7919516>Human X Pony>not Human X Zebra>not Human X Dragon>not Human X Buffalo>not Human X Minotaur>not Human X Sea Serpent
>>7919542Those too.Captcha: colsot opinions
>>7919541no way manApplebloom would be the one going full fatty
>>7919539By that logic Twirity is more canon since Rarity is holding hooves with Twilight in the Crystal Empire and slept with Twilight in a tent.
>>7919058So we getting raided or is there just a massive influx of faggots right just now?
>>7919539Which episode(s) is that from?
>>7919559well, Twilight DID blush...
>>7919559Yeah. Rarity's a slut.
>>7919563I don't see anything out of the ordinary for night threads
>>7919569It's About Time. Both of them.
Would you go to Equestria if you had to be reborn there as the daughter of one of the main six? Which would make the best mom?
>>7919559Rara is a slut anon
>>7919585>>7919575Thanks guys. I appreciate it.
>>7919587AJ would make the best mother because she's a pedophile, which means I could get into horsefucking at a very young age.
>>7919559When did Twilight sleep with Rarity in a tent
>>7919539Radiant has crippling OCD. She's like that Chinese chick in that one book by Orson Scott Card.
>>7919494>>7919506>>7919531>tfw not attracted to people with personalities and interests similar to mine because I want a stimulating relationship fueled by curiosity and genuine interest instead of fleeting passions
>>7919599TOO SLOW >>7919595
>>7919595What kind of shitty headcanon is this=
>>7919587I want to be a handsome stallion with a thick, meaty cock and fuck all the mares in town
>>7919587probably Twily.unless she really changes. ;_;
>>7919587Would I be born a human or a pony?
>>7919587If I could be born as a human boy, maybe. Otherwise no.
>>7919587Depends on so many factors and what you consider a good mom anon.
>You are a pony in Equestria>You are happily in a relationship with your waifu>One day she tells you that she's pregnant>And she's positive it's yoursWhat do
>>7919597CiderShe and Rarity were almost at the front of the line and we've seen that the only way to do that was if they camped there overnight.
>>7919610>born as a humanWhat are you, gay?
>>7919619I sure hope the reason she's positive it's me is because I'm the only one she's had sex with in the last year
>>7919619I dunno man
>>7919619be happy.Start preparing to raise a child.I don't really know.
>>7919619Fuck her again. Because of how pony genetics work the last one to fuck a mare before she gives birth is the biological father.
>>7919619Anon I want to have a family with my waifu. I'd be happy.
>>7919619Impossible. I keep my horseboner in a condom at all times because I can't control it.
>>7919627>not wanting to be the PonybornFaggot.
>>7919587Fluttershy, as long as none of children exploit her as a pushover
>>7919627Freezie Pop pls
>>7919619Kiss her.I'd be so happy...
>>7919619>she's positive it's yoursThe fact she needs to mention that she's positive it is, in fact, mine raises so many red flags.
>>7919619Move out into the country and start a farm in a nice quiet place with plenty of woods around, while we raise our child and cherish every moment of our lives, relishing in the joy of every day that we're lucky enough to be on this Earth with each other.
>>7919632awww, what a cute little guy
>>7919652The fact that you wouldn't even ask is not a boon to you.
>>7919652>>7919633Hey, I dunno what you two lovebirds get up to. For all I know you could be swingers or somethin'.
>>7919632Joke's on you, I don't have any shipsOnly crushes.
>>7919652She doesn't want you snapping its neck when it comes out.
>>7919664I'd take his dick.
>>7919681Probably a prudent move on her part, then...I hate other peoples' children.
>>7919709Fluttershy plsYour legs are awful.
>>7919721They really are, aren't they?
>>7919661We'd lie together on a blanket spread on the soft grass in the meadow, holding each other close as we gaze up into the night sky, awed by the unimaginable number of stars shining brightly, thinking about how lucky we are to be able to enjoy the simple pleasures in life.
>>7919650Shit's just funny reaction faces and saying wrong names. I have no idea how it's so fucking hilarious, but it is
>>7919602>fleeting passionsBut opposites attract in real life is just that. Once that wears off you just realize that you don't really fit together at all. What's important more than anything is finding your complement. Someone that may excel in somethings you lack while still retaining a lot of common ground with you. Be it lifestyle, morals, likes, dislikes, etc. They're not meant to be identical to you, but they should be someone you'd like to do your favorite things with, generally. Opposites Attract is just attractive in fiction because it has that forbidden fruit element, and the fleeting passion is what makes it exciting. But a lasting relationship? Extremely rare.
>>7919721>you will never witness Andrea putting her feet up on a table, her skirt falling away a few inches to reveal her perfect thighs
>>7919732Ka-ka-Carmen Electra!I know right
>>7919742SHOW HIM WHAT FOR AND MEAN TO BE TRUE SUPER SAND LEGENDI'm DED
>>7919739oh fuck, her thighs are amazing, I would do so many things to her in a gentle, loving, passionate way
BRONIES MADE YOU POPULAR SHOW SOME RESPECT
>>7919734FUCKING COMPLEMENTSHOW DO THEY WORK
>>7919775>you and I know that the color wheel is a fabrication of looping an otherwise straight spectrum back onto itself
>>7919773And bronies only exist because of MLPG.
A pony present for you MLPG:http://www.kemonono.com/translated/res/14100.html
>>7919766>>7919770>Andrea Libman to Issho Ni Bicycle Training DVDWould you?
BRONIES GOT YOU TO WHERE YOU ARE NOWYOU OWE EVERYTHING TO BRONIES
Hot cosplay pics.
>>7919797I would lick the sweat off every inch of her body after she came home completely soaked from a hard day of cycling, basking in the glorious stink of her ripe socks and feet
>>7919531Its a fucking cartoon. You know that right?
>>7919827>Friendship is McDonalds
>my brother gets to deal with these people 3 days of the week do to the fact that they're an actual fucking bowling team at the bowling alley he works at>i feel so bad for him
>>7919827>that fluttershy>that everything elseWhy do fat people leave their homes? You've made your choice to eat yourself to death, please don't do it in front of everyone.
>>7919806>i don't want to start using this word, but it's so temptingthis asshole couldn't resist the temptation and look what happened
>>7919827Show that to Ross. Show him what a real fat Panka girl looks like. Show him that they don't have little peg legs.
>>7919838>this guyi can't
>>7919847because unfortunately, these people don't care about how much they disgust you or I with their presence, they just want to have fun like everyone elsefucking disgusting, isn't it?
>>7919838Does the motherfucker in the wheelchair have to use the kids' ramp thing?
What makes you think pony wouldn't be absolutely disgusted by you?
>>7919872I can't either
Guys.What if ponywas chinchilla.
>>7919838>>7919827I'm getting these from a /v/ "autism" thread. Pure /b/ level nonsense, but kinda fun.>>>/v/174508246
>>7919882Their version of fun is wrong and bad. They should be banned from having it.
>>7919847At least they're happy.
>>7919850Truly, Satan himself was whispering in Anon's ear that day.
>>7919887They probably would be. But I'd always hold out hope that Lyra would still want to experiment with me because I'm a human
>>7919887I'm thinking more scaredhumans can be pretty scary from a pony's POV
>>7919899Their happiness reduces mine.
>>7919814"Issho ni Training" is a set of lifestyle training DVDs for otaku. The anime hostess demonstrates a variety of exercises and stretches, ending up with various closeups and angled shots of her tits and ass.Or in Andrea's case, it would be her legs.
>>7919920darf, do you have any body odor/sweat fics in the works, my boner would highly appreciate it
I wish pone was drawn more horsey.
>>7919924well they wouldn't be scared if you didn't tell them all this.
>>7919939What the fuck
>>7919947fraid notbest i can do is that humanized aj fic with sweaty feet
>>7919952>small childi hate children
>>7919939>Otaku /fit/I...want this. With subtitles.
>>7919952How was Amethyst?
>>7919952I wish I had a motherly Celestia to guide me through my first time while reassuring me that everything would be fine and she'd try her best to make me feel good
>>7919899Are they, though?Or is the part of their brain that processes emotions just infiltrated by so many carbohydrates and lipids that they live in a constant state of euphoria despite the searing pain in their feet from the strain of holding up their corpulent form and the crushing shame of being a prime example of the very worst aspects of humanity?Do they even truly feel anymore?
>>7919924I don't think it was ever explained to pones humans strange and maybe somewhat insane fascination and love for fire.
>>7919999Are you retarded?
>Feeling sick>Can't sleepVexingAt least pone is cute
>>7919972>Not magicking a lifetime of sexual knowledge into you Matrix styleShe's got no time for you to learnYou're going to be dead in 60 years
>>7919972So.. how many people grew up without a dominant father figure in their home?
>>7919999>implying feelings are real
Is Naruto worth watching?
>>7920010I'm just asking the hard questions, anon.Can fat people still be considered human? Who knows!All I know is I don't fucking want them near me.
>>7920018my mother was the dominant figure, my father let her do whatever she wanted and never disagreed with her or voiced his opinion
>>7920025>gateway anime of the worst kind etc.
>>7920025Where's that gateway anime copypasta I had
>>7920005Have you ever seen slag being poured?The beautiful glow.
>>7920035And now look at you. Masturbating to cartoon horses.
>>7920031>All I know is I don't fucking want them near me.>not wanting them to stop existing at all>whatever you do, fat people still will exists in plato's world of ideas
>>7920025No. I tried and it isn't.
>>7920035Same here. Although my dad was a drunk he was beyond beta.And so am i ;_;
>>7920041>>7920025 Berserk is a gateway anime of the worst kind. It's a bad series, a clusterfuck of story and characterization that isn't very well done by any aspect, but which attempts to compensate for its weakness by adding excessive shipping faggotry and DARKNESS.The normal anon can see this as the shit it is, and may enjoy it, hate it or be indifferent to it, but all the while recognizing the series itself, regardless of their opinion, is plain bad.However, these very aspects that try to smear over the shit of its core make it a breeding ground for aspie, unsociable underagedb& faggots who engage in every kind of faggotry both online and in the real world.The superpowered characters all trying their hardest to look cool, nights, peculiar, dark clothes, demons, the whole grimdark faggotry and everything about Berserk world fuels their escapist fantasies, while the pity-party characters backgrounds, emphasis on revenge, and overall preachiness of the series make it fit just right with the mary-sueish drives of your average teen and his sense of unwarranted self importance towards the world. Exactly the kind of shit that makes little kiddies and underageb& retards eat this shit right the fuck up.Berserk is basically THE series to attract the most hated and retarded anime fanbase known to /a/, which is why, regardless of individual opinion, it is the responsibility of every anon to troll the fuck out of this show and everyone who likes it, and ensure that no Berserk threads ever encourage the newfriends to show their faces here.
you only hate fatties because you're so scared of becoming one
>>7919952I would not have sex with Celestia, that would be wrong as she is my mommyfu.
>>7920070I got out of rehab 2 months ago, my addiction has shifted to cartoon horse porn, that's much healthier
>>7920073What I don't know can't hurt me, I guess.
Prepping and getting hype for the Super BowlAlso this pic should make more sense now
>>7920106No it isn't anon. It's bad for you, bad for your soul.
>>7920098....and? I don't want to be a fat sack of shit who can't run up a flight of stairs without collapsing.
>>7920098No, I work out because I'm afraid of becoming one.I hate fatties because they're awful to look at.
>>7920112sweetie mime pls go
I've never watched football for more than 20 minutes, have very little knowledge about the game, but I'm debating whether or not to watch the owl, obviously while intoxicated
>>7920108>seeking solace in ignorancePathetic. You're no better than fat people.
>>7920112>>7919827Will the cameras show any pony cosplayers in the stands at the Super Bowl?
>>7920098>you only hate gays because you're so scared of becoming one
>>7920148that is a fat pony
>>7920121Saw it, looks bad.>>7920130Cutie Belle will haunt your dreams.
>>7920098No, I hate them for wasting resources that could have been used to help people who actually need it and would use it.They take in more carbohydrates than other people and then they don't even use them.
>>7920148>>7920161you leave that unf for meu-unf
>>7919924>Think we killed 'emI laughed out loud at that
>>7920148NONO THIS IS GOING TO FARABORT ABORT
>>7920167>Saw it, looks bad.haha. What. You create "hideous creature-things". Give me real fatties over your things any day of the week.
>>7920175NO ABORTIONSWE'RE GONNA HAVE A PONY BABY
>>7920172fuck you, I can't help it
>>7920148>you will never be turned into a quivering pile of jello by a massive shamegasm as Lyra drains you dry
>>7920167>looks badEXPLAIN YOUR FUCKING SELF.YOU'RE THE ONE CONSTANTLY SUBJECTING US TO YOUR HORRIBLE DRAWINGS OF FAT PEOPLE AND NOW YOU'VE SEEN SOME REAL ONES YOU DON'T LIKE THEMGOD DAMMIT WHAT THE FUCK
If cosmo is still on, I colored his thing.
>hating funYou guys sure are edgy. Do you still convince yourself that life has some actual goals that matter?
>>7920148Someone After Effects it so she's grinding her hips into him
>>7920197I'm a hedonist
>>7920197Conquest is the only goal of which living things are ultimately capable.
>>7920168>They take in more carbohydrates than other people and then they don't even use them.Then what does that energy do? Disappear?I hate fat people like everyone else, but holy shit, that's one stupid argument.>I hate them for wasting resources that could have been used to help people who actually need it and would use it.You could say the same of people who work out, wasting energy needlessly.
Did Art-Anon ever finish this
>>7920173I love these.I've read them all a couple times at least.
>>7920194From the thumbnail I first though she was having a comically large frown
>>7920167>Hey ask me anythingMime-Sweetie, when will Ross kill himself? It seems inevitable.
>>7920209>No Binary penIMPOSTOR
>>7920148>she doesn't even thrust>she just sits there and lets her inner muscles do the work, winking and clenching around your shaft
>>7920216How much money did you waste on WH49k plastic shit, kiddo?
>>7920237You should be sleeping Tex.
>>7920243I um... Never used a binary pen?
>>7920197Hedonism is the worst affliction known to man, if you're not exercising for hours every day and controlling your diet down to the calorie, then quite frankly you're wasting oxygen and I'd prefer if you remove yourself from the planet.
>>7920237Tex what do you think about fat people?
>>7920245>every time you twitch and throb inside of her she looks visibly disturbed, erotic little ripples of pleasure washing through her with just the lightest bit of motion from you>if you weren't too fucking terrified to move you could probably give her a brain-damaging orgasm with minimal effort
>>7920217The energy gets converted to fat that then never gets used. They've taken it for no reason.At least the people who use the same amount of energy they take in haven't wasted it allMaybe I'm not explaining this effectively, this makes immaculate sense in my head.
>>7920274I don't really get why do people hate /b/ so much. It's an acceptable board.
Alicorn Twilight is good for the series.
>>7920167Smaller eyes, more normal nose, mouth and headshape. No mime make-up. Then it'd look fine. THen we'd like it.Why do you hate us so much ROss? arent' you here to entertain us?
This is silly
>>7920292No it's not.
>>7920279They aren't cartoon ponies.Therefore I don't care for them.
>>7920296She's right about that, but I don't see how it ties into feminism though.
>>7920300>doing it wrong
>>7920237mai lyra niggayou should draw lyra
>>7920281>this makes immaculate sense in my head.If you can't explain it then it means it does not have sense.
>>7920281>At least the people who use the same amount of energy they take in haven't wasted it allHow many people actually get to this point though? Even if someone has 3% bodyfat, what you seem to be saying is that that's 3% waste.
>>7920228Nobody cares for these anymore.Feels bad man.
>>7920309They aren't that badJust a little slimy but you get used to it
>>7920317>She's right about thatPiero pls
>>7920333Who says we don't?
>>7920331No. Humans need a base level of body fat for perfect sustainability (6%), for long term storage (9-11%). Anything more and it's a waste.
>>7920348>>7920355Oh, well.Great.That was all of it though.
>>7920352They're all pretty minty
We're all bronies. Or on the brony scale.But we know shame though. We know how stupid others look. So we just try to be casual and normal.
>>7920393I'm not a brony. I do not need to give myself a label for enjoying a show.
>>7920366>wasteHere's that word again. Can you explain me where that energy is going to "waste"? It WILL eventually get used up, unless someone eats the fatass or he dies of old age.
>>7920377Fluttershy is a peachy pony
We Lyra thread now?
>>7920408No, shes lemony
>>7920330Or it means that I can't see your point of view and which points of my argument you're not understanding.
>>7920393pffffftI'd say the key word is TRY
>>7920420Because no one understands, including you.
>>7920404That's the problem. It won't get used up. It will sit there, atrophying muscle and destroying organs/overloading blood stream with cholesterol till the fat dies of organ failure of some sort.
>>7920427Holy shit is that cute.
>>7920148I am liking what I see.>>7920352Lyra.
>>7920192Just because you have a fat fetish doesn't mean you're attracted to EVERY fat person. A lot of fat women don't carry the weight well. It's either distributed in a very lopsided way, like an extreme apple shape where it looks like someone squeeze dough out a can of biscuits. Just like not all men can pull off a mustache or a speedo, not every woman could pull off extra weight well.But even then, fetishes aren't always based in reality, man. My ideal of fat is very idealized and abstracted from what fat people actually are. An almost equal distribution of fat to the front and back, delicate, tiny feet and hands, big doe eyes, blah blah blah.The men who go after fat women in real life are fucking predators, their selfish desires are so strong that they take advantage of women who aren't at 100% and go on a power trip. They love their bodies, but they love the control even more. Not me. I'm not selfish enough to ignore the health risks, the exorbitant amount of money they put on health insurance and taxpayers, and behavior that enables someone to feel happy with a body that's almost always unhealthy when it's 100 lbs overweight or more. My real life ideal is a tall, thin woman, 6'6" or more.
>>7920404It doesn't matter that it will eventually get used because it's always getting replenished.
>>7920403but others willif you tell most people you like the show they'll call you a brony
stop being so terrible MLPG
>>7920417Her yellow isn't bright enough to be lemon, and she isn't a sour pony
>>7920148>nothing explicitits boring shit
>>7920437Glub glub and all that
>>7920420If your argument relies on being something other people won't understand, it's unlikely to convince anyone.
>>7920443>tell other peopleSee thats the problem. I don't tell anyone I watch this show because I know how fucking retarded that looks and how you don't need to go screaming your guilty pleasures down everyones gullet.
>>7920463>not liking implied penetrationdon't touch me you dirty casual
>>7920455She can be kinda bitey at times But she's still very nice and trying to get better
>>7920479fuck off fat virgin
>>7920441I wish I put as much thought into my fetishes as thismy dick just tells me mind control is hot so I go with it
>>7920484would she nibble on your shoulder when you hug?she'd try not to draw blood, but sometimes she just wouldn't be able to help it...she apologizes over and over again when that happens
>>7920471What if they ask you if there are any good shows you've watched lately?Do you tell them then?
>>7920491go to bed, kid.
>>7920441You make the mistake of assuming any of us care about that.Now, did you draw something a la Genndy Tartakovsky's style in Samurai Jack yet? I'm still waiting for that.
>>7920441I should add - take a look at Fluttershy! That should explain my desires for a tall, really skinny woman.
http://www.kemonono.com/translated/src/Eromanga%20Is%20Magic%20-%2012_kc_135982462830.png>chrysalis winking at shining the entire time she was impersonating cadence and him not getting a bonerpffthahahahaha
>>7920501From time to time You grin and bear it though because she's such a peach to be around Plus she knows some really good sushi bars and is friends with the owners there Discounts ahoy
>>7920508Well, one dipshit did, so blame him, not me.
>>7920417>Lemony>implying anyone else watched this show
>>7920441Man, I actually completely agree with this.Except >the exorbitant amount of money they put on health insurance and taxpayers which seems to me to be a very America-centric issue, this is exactly my thoughts on the fetish.I'd like to think that some real life men who go after fat women aren't that bad, but I have little evidence of this. A good IRL fat-fetishist would probably have to encourage their partner to lose weight.
>>7920520What a fucking stupid showI still liked it
>>7920520I remember that shit.
I fucking hate you
>>7920516just keep an eye on her to make sure she doesn't get snatched and put on the menu...
I'm in love with a horse mlpg, what should I do?
>>7920409She is my favorite background pony. Ganna love the color scheme of hers.
>>7920515GLORIOUS HIGH QUALITY
>>7920542accept those feelings
>>7920544>"Y'know, you could just use your horn to pick those up--">"THAT'S NOT THE POINT!"
>>7920509You do realize you're a fucking weirdo right? That thing is some strange alien creature. No one else on the planet shares your sexual attraction.
>>7920546>that>glorious>not a true vector file>not 50000k resolution>not taking 10 terabytespleeb.
>>7920528>>7920529Andrea voiced the girl.
Evens: sleepOdds: masturbateDubs: sudoku
>>7920511>that bad artwhy people buy it
>>7920542Why is that drinking animation so sexy?
>>7920541Of course not That would be simply barbaric She's always wanting to try new seafood places thoughShe has one heck of an appetite One time she even tried to eat her utensils All that swimming keeps her lean and mean though
>>7920542I know that feeling man
>>7920579Because necks are sexy.
>>7920577>odd dubsAuto-erotic asphyxiation.
>>7920561>Lyra will never watch in awe as you operate a pair of chopsticks>"...What?">"N-Nothing..."
>>7920577Ded>>7920544What about Guyra Would you be bros with him
>>7920542>>7920579>Why is that drinking animation so sexy?Do I need to explain this?It looks a lot like she's sensually sucking dick.
>>7920606>Guyra>obsessed with human titties.
>>7920577have fun with your sudoku anon
>>7920603Hah, that's adorable.I want that drawn now. Lyra staring in awe as anon uses chopsticks.
>>7920606>GuyraI fucking hate that name.Harpo's a lot more clever and less fanon-y sounding.
>>7920606i kinda think that lyra only works as a female. pinkie on the other hand...
>>7920606Only if he visits the gay bathhouse.
>>7920624>HarpoThat doesn't make any fucking sense though
>>7920625We all know Pinkie makes the best stallion, but which stallion makes the best mare?
>>7920624My mistake>>7920625What about Pinkie
>>7920640god damn that is a sexy horse
>>7920638Yes it does!Lyra comes from the word "Lyre"Harpo...?Don't tell me you don't see it.
>>7920624I heard he's in 'N SYNC.
>>7920648A lyre is not a harp.
>>7920648Of course!It's Oprah backwards!
>>7920624>>7920638I really like the band N-Sync...My favorite member is called Harpo...
>>7920619>Guyra>obsessed with human titties.MLPG I love you guys
>>7920639>Implying Twilight isn't the sexiest stallionHe'd be a sexy human too
>>7920624We should totally call him BRO-ra
>>7920655And Rarity is not Elusive. Your point?
>>7920674I don't have one, that name is stupid too
would you eat this pony's donut?
>>7920684You should probably kill yourself. You don't seem to enjoy anything.
>>7920659Oh boy here we go
>>7920684what kind of name would even satisfy you?
I feel bad for twis parents. Celestia bassicly over wrote them as herself as twilights mother.
>>7920659GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute stallions?
>>7920685What kind of donut?I love all kinds of donuts, do I get a box of them?
Whoever posted this video in previous thread - I fucking hate you.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RNYx4BjUHqg
>>7920577OK donenever done one of these at 5 in the morning before but it was fungn mlpg ilu
>>7920685No, I don't like sweets
>>7920699His chocolate donut.
>>7920674i think the fanon r63 names are all stupid.especially since the main pones have gender neutral names.
>>7920699Oh you get a box alright.
Oh boy, only 6 more days.
I don't see the resemblance
>>7920705awThat's not what I was expecting at all.
>>7920711Oh sweet, can I got two? I'd like to have some around.I go through them quick.
>>7920705Do ya think Twilight would be the best at sudokuI never could quite get it myself
>>7920734Oh you'll go through it alright.
>>7920734He's only got one donut, sorry.He has a big creamy eclair though.
>>7920714>celestia and luna die at the end of season 3 or "ascend">twilight left with all the responsibilites of the entire kingdom>freaks out>season endswould watch.
>>7920685Why is the canon-fanon name Pony Joe? Donut Joe made more sense since he has a donut cutie mark
>>7920746B-but I do not want my pretty pony to die or gone.........
>>7920755I think they called him Pony Joe at first, didn't they?But I agree, Donut Joe makes more sense for a guy who runs a Ponyville version of Dunkin' Donuts.
>wanting to have gay sex with horsesyou guys are faggots
>>7920774I rather just hang out or vidya with him. Nothing like that.
>>7920774I don't want to have gay sex with horses though.
>>7920774I only want to suck him off a few times.Every night...
BRAEBURNED.WHAT THE FUCK MAN.STOP DOING THIS TO THE THREAD.
>>7920767>tfw it never will be nicely colored
>>7920774I want to have gay if they have humanoid penises... Horsecocks scare me, my intestines would hurt so bad lol.
>>7920774I just want to cuddlewhy do only the straightfags get to cuddle...
>>7920795Fuck you man, Braeburned doesn't have a monopoly on horse testicles.
>>7920795It can't be stopped.His taint has already permanently mutated the thread into what you now see
>>7920798it will be if you stop being a lazy piece of shit and color it
>>7920795What did he do?
>>7920806He single-handed turned several men gay.
>>7920795Slow down there son, there's horsecock lovers here besides braeburned.
>>7920738I don't know Anon. To be honest I think she would get bored by it or think it's a waste of time. Sudoku isn't really about intelligence or something. It's perceived like chess. Chess isn't a game about intelligence or strategy. At least 90% of it. Yeah towards the endgame maybe but most of it is just remembering one of the thousand openings or the response to those openings.
>>7920774Is it really gay if it's a different speciesIt's not like it's "normal" either wayEvery p0ny is pretty enough to sexExcept these 2
would you an underage OC colt?
>>7920810I've had a thing for male ponies ever since Hops drew that cute Soarin' wearing underpants.
>>7920815Give him Spaghetti-Os?Yes
>>7920815noI am neither gay nor a pedophile
>>7920795>Another night at The Pony Thread Diner>Anons chatting about pony and stuff, some of the art-fags drawing at a table in the corner>In comes Braeburned, holding a boombox on his shoulder blasting "It's Raining Men" and a medley of Cher and Liza Minnelli hits loud enough to rattle the windows>Several anons immediately tear off their pants and turn the aisles into a gay dance party>several others just take out fag-rags and start loudly discussing gay porn>the rest just huddle at their tables hoping nobody gets too close to them
So, fat pony CelestiaWho's interested. Want it or not?
>>7920828We work hard..
>>7920814I'd do the one on the left.
>>7920815YesNot penetrative And only if he's pubescent
>>7920833popping is worst fetish
>>7920815Make him baked macaroni and cheese with a panko breadcrumb topping? Yes.We had spaghetti-Os yesterday, little man. It's nice to keep a little variety in your diet.
>>7920813>implying Chess players aren't the greatest strategists everThere wouldn't be any wars in the middle east right now if they hired the right person.
>>7920806It got annoying to a point night thread turn into gay night and they started to use these threads as /adv/soc/r9k/ while telling straight fags or any greentext fag to fuck off when they try to talk about ponies. Braeburned stop putting up his name and post as anon because of that.
A beautiful coronation that twilight rightly deserved. All the ponies live happily ever after.....inb4 massive sacrificial pagan ritual where applebloom and fluttershy are used as firewood.
>>7920815Spaggehti-os are alright but we should have something Maybe like real spaghetti
I can turn a mare into a colt!
>>7920828>There will never be a dive bar that MLPG frequents>Crazy shit like this keeps happening>The owners are ok with it because we spend so much
>>7920813I like to think Twilight regularly plays Go with Celestia
>>7920843No argument there. That Pinkie in the first panel's fuckable though. What about you? Cholestria y/n
>>7920815That colt would get his spaghettios if his grades are good.
>>7919709wait, what is this?
>>7920870>The Bartender is Marker Pony>The Marker itself is the sign out front
>>7920860But anon, they have to use Applebloom and Fluttershy.Where are they going to find 2 other virgins?
>you'll never see pone get NTRd by their own twin parallel universe evil cooler twin self.;_;
>>7920869twilight plspls resist celestia's treachery ;_;
Has anyone else noticed the similarities between the PPG and the CMC?I can't be the only one to notice this.
>>7920873Fat Celestia Sure why not She overindulges in cake too much as it is
>>7920880That entire character concept is so fucking stupid.Also Fiona Fox is only barely better than Timothy Turtle.
>>7920875something stupid. Not nearly as good as the gif suggests
>>7920888Who hasn't noticed it?
>>7920888Nope, you're the first person, congrats.
>>7920888If only Sweetie Belle was more like Bubbles
>>7920892>actually knowing what the fuck is going on in that comic or who the characters arejesus fucking christ.
>>7920881Poor Andrea.There is so much horror in the world and she is so close to coming into contact with literally all of it because of this fandom.
>>7920902Sweetie can't be bubbles because fluttershy is already the meek one.
[/spoiler]Those of you who can pick yourselves off the ground, hurry back, tell your leader you’ll need more men~[/spoiler]
>>7920913I'm telling you all of this will end up making her become like Tara.Tabitha at least tries to minimize all the contact she gets with the fandom. No Twitter. Just Emails. And even then her Emails are very little pony related.
>>7920944now you fucked up
>>7920944>Uma Thurman flubs another line.gif
>>7920934Nigger what the fuck do you think Cholestria means? Yeah it's fat.
I saw thishttp://latfmanarchists.tumblr.com/and was reminded of you guys. Does anyone have / do a bunch of people have any great non plussed pony pics that I can use to respond to some of those stupid posts
>>7920944Dude Just ctrl+sOs select the texy and press ctrl+s
>>7920959>Draw in a new style Ross>Ross proceeds to copy another ugly styleFace it. The man can only draw hideous creature things.
>>7920977>what >Unfortunately, Chris Hedges was unable to curb the hypermasculine cancer that is the Black Bloc manarchists. Manarchist cancer has spread to Greece, where today in Athens 100,000 manarchists took to the streets, ejaculating fire from their giant insurrecto-dicks. If you look closely, you can see the bulges in the photo.
>>7920959Didn't bother taking my advice, I see. Classic.
>>7920975To be fair he was asked to do that.
>>7920981what the uck are manarchists?
>>7920975He was asked to.
>>7920963>look at all these fucking manarchists eating crackers>like they own the place!
>>7921001I like crackers
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>>7920697>GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute stallions?but she doesn't have a closet full of cute stallionsshe has a closet full of cute colts
>>7921015What kind of fucked-up scientist wouldn't clean off the blood?
Why are you so obsessed with cartoon horses anon?
>>7921037>Why are you so obsessed with cartoon horses anon?WHO SAID I WAS OBSESSED
>>7921037Because they're sexy~
>>7921017Hmmm...So GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute colts?
>>7921041So that's it, you only like them for their bodies anon? You're really that shallow?
Did they do it in the cloud after?
>>7921037Because real horses are ugly, smelly, dumb and ugly
>>7921051Are you saying personalities can't be sexy?Looks like you're the shallow one.
>>7921037pon makes me happy
>>7921053Yes.And she gave him her card.Thunderlane is now one of Rarity's regular johns.
>>7921053Anon plsHe just saved her life. That doesn't mean she will fuck him.
>>7921053>hugging someone after he saves your lifeSLUT
>>7921045>So GG when are you going to draw Luna's secret closet full of cute colts?I'm too busy drawing snailsyou know what I'm talking about
>>7921053>still>no>fucking>art of this
>>7921053>her hand slides up to her neck right under the chinI like how this show fucks with anatomy all over the fucking place.
>>7921066If I was a pretty woman and a handsome young man saved my life I would gladly take his dick as a show of thanks.
>>7921075Luna X Snails?
>>7921084You're not a woman anon
>>7921075Snails closet full of a shrine to Applejack?
>>7921080probably because i am easily entertained by bright colors and cute thingspon provides these
>>7921095I mean Femsnails closet full of that.
>>7921100Pone followes the golden ratio spiral and humans have an affinity to love it. Other things like famous paintings/cars/designs all utilize it and are big hits. You are biologically programed to like it
>>7921053>dat frameit's love at first sight
>>7921117Is chocolate toxic to ponies like it is to dogs?
>>7921075I haven't a damn cluebut what could possibly go wrong
>>7921121>She looked at me>She must be in love with me
>>7921130Thunderlane is not a very clever stallion.
>>7921118sweetthanks for making me like pone so much, science
>>7921118I don't want to be biologically programmed to want to fuck cartoon horses though
>>7921117>LMJ style flarepls noit hurts my eyes
>>7921136he's just desperate man.
>>7921127In that case, is that picture suicide?
>>7921151It's happening with or without your consent.
>>7921117Is it just me or is that picture blurry as fuck?
>>7921159It is weirdly blurred.
Late request here. Wanted to do this the day I got it but I didn't get around because reasons. What do you think?Also, I still feel like drawing so I'll do another request this morning
>>7921151It's not that the fact that it's a horse as to why you want to fuck it, its just a bunch of perfect female features:Big round eyesPerfect hairNo skin blemishesHealthy Weight via limb proportionsGreat characterGreat voice
>>7921117Would you hand feed small pieces of chocolate to pone?
>>7921118I have no idea if that's even right but I'm just going to blindly accept it
>>7921166is cute, good job.
>>7921166Can you do Mrs Cake in a pretty dress please.
>>7921175Seems to be about rightI can't be assed to measure it all though, I just measured one
>>7921127YesChocolate is extremely toxic to ponies. It may need a lot of it to actually kill them but it still causes a lot of problems to themBut cartoon ponies are immune to that. They can also vomit. Real ponies can't. They also have a human ribcage. Real ponies don't. They also have canines. Real ponies don't. They also have front facing eyes. Real ponies don't. And so on.
>>7921175There's math in everything, you just don't realize until you look closer.
>>7921166Super cute Chrysalis. The only thing that bothers me is her arm, but I know how hugging gestures are hard to do...
>>7921197Max Cohen pls
>>7921197Oooh! Let's put math shapes on more things!
>>7921166That is cute. I like the expression of both ponies and that is interesting alternate hairstyle of Fluttershy.
>>7921209like our penises?
>>7921213>phi ratio dickThat'd be a thick ass dick
Post Apple pony. I am quite partial to her.
>>7921197>>7921209Yeah, I don't know why but this kind of things pisses me off.
>>7921213No nigga that's gay.
>>7921224>inb4 "unfunfunf applehips unf"
>>7921224Don't have to ask me twice.
>>7921211>alternate hairstyle>alternate>hairstyle>mfwBut thank you>>7921199it is weird, I tried to keep in mind that it's a horse leg but horses don't with their legs
>>7921232>"I don't know why but (...)"
>>7921197It's not exactly incredible that something matches up against something when you just put the something wherever you wantLook at this guy kicking it with the golden ratio, if you just forget all this other stuff he drew too
>>7921235Post the apple pony.
>>7921224>AJ parents in the picture in the back
>>7921255i think it's just art
>>7921262i want to believe
>>7921262It could be her parents tho, even if it's a parody.
>>7921249Well since you asked nicely.
>Your request looks automated; post discardedGod dommot
>>7921255I'm pretty sure having a framed print of American Gothic doesn't make them your parents
>>7921287Too many apples. I'll stop now don't want to get too spamy
Ross. As a person you fascinate me.Can you post an image of a real life human being you find attractive?You see, from our perspective, it is like you are attracted to trees or something. It's just so alien to us. I don't think it's possible for a human to match your aesthetic desires.
>>7921290>he doesn't have his own Family Changing Frame 2000
I haven't seen any ugly ponies for a while.
>>7921305Shut it already. We're talking about apples.
>>7921318Oh shit look out!
>one of the main problems i have is holding the pen too tight>i am aware of this and try to avoid it>but whenever i draw for a while i always go back to angry deathgrip unconsciously wtf brain stop being so dumb
>>7921154>Thunderlane styles himself as the ultimate gift to women>He's actually too much of a spaghettimancer and doofus to get a girl.>this doesn't stop him from giving advice about "chicks" to Rumble
return of femsnails
>>7921341Oh that young girl's imagination. That is some male Cheerilee.
>>7921343Someones going to get butt raped
>>7921118You ever wonder if there are other races out there who might find the Golden Ratio utterly repulsive? Like, it just looks totally wrong to them to the point where they can't stand to look at it? Or anything based on it?To the point where holding up a picture of a pony or a nautilus shell is enough to drive one insane?
>>7921341i prefer femsnails with a dick
I'm gonna make some popcorn and watch Top GunDon't do anything exciting, MLPG
>>7921328Have you tried holding up higher on the pen? I don't if that'll help though, I'm no doctor.
>>7921359That's not a very appealing photo of Sun Princess
>>7921365Then it's not really Femsnails is it? It's just Snails looking girly.
>>7921320>Ponies... again.>Not wanting to study the absolutely fascinating psychological specimin that is Ross Irving
>>7921374Someonse been a baaaad pony.
Ross you should draw Rennenot fat
Tex pls draw Zecora.
>>7921377>speciminDon't you mean specimyn?
>>7921320why is spike rubbing his face against applejack's neck testicles?
>>7921341>Snails realizes her fantasies are totally outside the boundaries of acceptable behavior>but she can't help having them>she hates how awkward her brain can make an idealized sexual fantasy
It's like a very long silence in a conversation, with just as much uncomfortable tension.
crude stew do you fear it applebloom?
>>7921427>tfw you are not uncomfortable in long silence>and are able to enjoy seeing other people feel awkward
>>7921429I like FIW but the guy who writes it is a total dickbag insanely infatuated with his "status"
>>7921441DAMMIT PINKIEOFF THE COUCHYOU'RE GROUNDEDNO PARTIES FOR A MONTH
>>7921455Geez anon, that's a bit harsh for getting on the couch.
>>7921429>>7921454Didn't Hasbro give them a C&D letter?
It says right here that you like ponies from a little gir'ls cartoon show and under it is a list of ...sexual fetishesCould you elaborate?
>>7921463THAT'S ITYOU'RE ALSO GROUNDED FOR A MONTH
>>7921441ask you what?
>>7921429It's feel it not fear it
>>7921460Yea>>7921464No, his video was just caught by youtubes content ID after hasbro uploaded their new episodes for the pay to watch on youtube thing. Its only a problem for those who use a ton of stock footage.
>>7921441Are you smimgle, master~~?
>>7921469On which fetish should I elaborate?
>>7921469I think you must have my resume confused with someone else's, I don't have any sexual fetishes.
>>7921455you monster. pinkie will die going that long with no party. having parties is like masturbating for her.
>>7921491NO MASTURBATION FOR YOU FOR 2 MONTHSANYONE ELSE COMPLAINING?
>>7921491I would masturbate to Pinkie if that helps
>>7921473You're not my real dad!
would femsnails get an internet boyfriendor is she too spaghetti for even that
>>7921491Humans die if they don't masturbate?
>>7921499Jerid was the hero of that story. Camile was an autist.
>>7921500You must have got the wrong resume.
>>7921455Oh silly anon. I'm not a pegasus. I'm always on the ground.
>>7921501I just realized there hasn't been any Femsnails x Stallion stuff.
>>7921499No but I'm your legal guardian. It says so on these documents. So I'm your boosAlso you're grounded for two months
>>7921501He's a talking sapient horse with huge expressive eyes
>>7921501Femsnails was Manti Teo's internet girlfriend. She paid someone else to take the fall for her so she didn't have to risk meeting him.
>>7921503Yes. If humans don't masturbate or have sex for too long they eventually explode.
>>7921520>"Would you like to aid me with my ailments Lyra"
>>7921512You can't ground the dead, old man!
>>7921501I'd be her internet boyfriend.
>>7921501She's too spaghetti. But that wouldn't stop her from trying.
>>7921501What about intensely awkward Femsnails x Malesnips?
>>7921501Now all I can think of is how she regularly tries to send Applejack lurid emails, but ends up just masturbating to them and then deleting them out of shame.
>ERPing in weird fetish chatrooms>new dude comes in, says he has same fetish as me>ask him what his character is like>shows me picture of horrible anthro mix between Celestia and Luna
>>7921545not ponies fagot
>>7921545Kevin plsI prefer unfiltered.
>>7921524>she bursts into treats>Bonbon scolds you and gathers up the scattered candy>it takes Lyra several days to reformPonies are weird.
>>7921535Yes I can.3 months.
>>7921545Am I supposed to like the one on the left more? Because I do.
>>7921553Post itor imgur it
>>7921552>Now all I can think of is how she regularly tries to send Applejack lurid emails, but ends up just masturbating to them and then deleting them out of shame.Snails shouldn't be allowed on a computer
>>7921567She just needs a good friend who she can trust to keep her grounded and help her self confidence a little.And then take sexual advantage of her.
>>7921552>>7921567>She masturbates a LOT.>her first thought after coming down from orgasm is usually something akin to, "Why in the WORLD did I masturbate to THAT?"
>>7921592Isn't that normal...?
>>7921583Oh god, those thighs.Absolutely awful. And he said he had a legs fetish, I assume?
>>7921602Not when it's that often.
>>7921582Also no more chinese goat cartoons for you
These femsnails discussions are hard core stupid. Brony tier garbage.
>>7921613B-but I'll miss the Princess Coronation!
>>7921614no kiddingbut there's probably some stuff here that I like that other people hate, so...y'know, whatever
what the shit fluffy
>>7921634It's like the thousand-yards stare is his trademark by now.
>>7921634Why does he even do these?They're extremely stiff and boring and look terrible
>>7921641Where's that from? I've seen it pop-up the past weeks.
I missed the S1 and S2 finale because my router broke down the days before. Better not happen this time.
>>7921661You mean people pay for that shit?
>>7921646People pay him.
>>7921664LMJ made $230 bucks on one picture.
>>7921604macrophiliahe's also done other pictures in that "style" of his of a futa rainbowdashH E L P M E
>>7921668and here it is
>>7921664yea people pay 10-15 bucks for him to put two premade vectors and that stupid as shit tongue anaimation together.
who is the pony that you love?
>>7921664http://fluffytown.tumblr.com/post/42090235205/poni-licking-poni-prices>>7921672Oh man, he's the original artist? Damn.
>>7921668LMJ is new 0r0? Selling shitty art for enormous price?
>>7921681>Anatomy>Those ocs>That photoshop lens flare>That everythingCan't help but laugh
>>7921681>lens flare>that anatomy>shitty OCs
>>7921588>She just needs a good friend who she can trust to keep her grounded and help her self confidence a little.what about Snips
>>7921722YOU CANT HANDLE ALL THIS 230 DOLLAR LENSE FLAIR
>>7921721Man she's so nervous her legs are turning into spaghetti.
>>79217060r0's art is anything but shitty, tho. Or at the very least completely out of LMJ's league.
>>7921721How is this MLP. This is all original plot with a character that is only superficially similar to a MLP character.Take this furry shit elsewhere.
>>7921681I...guess...it's good for the economy...?That money is going to get spent on disgusting fruit punch and medical expenses...?
>>7921763Yea but that 230$ could buy some amazing art from some truly good artists instead of this disaster.
>>7921767Tex. How much would you charge?
>>7921756>How is this MLPi literally can't figure it out
http://derpiboo.ru/229280?scope=scpe3704f3282da28e14a1f99a97bb203a58be6cee62how the fuck do you manage to make these monstrosities all have the same fucking same face?
>>7921721>hidden cutie mark
i bumped into a guy irl that has spent $960 on a bdsm comic commission and has donated over $800 to LMJi wanted to punch him in the face but i was too beta so
>>7921796Hahahahahaha jesus christ what
>>7921793HOLY SHITThat fucking left hand!
>>7921796no fucking way dude. i don't believe you.
>>7921793I literally can't read that text.
>>7921804He didn't even try..
>>7921813>super saturated text on the same color as bg
>>7921793>Click it to unspoiler it>Oh jesus fuck this is terrible.>click it again to spoiler it>it just gets bigger
>>7921804I just rotated it in photoshop and it barely touches her thigh. Little stumpy hand.
Someone wanted Mrs. Cake in a pretty dress? Sorry if it's rather underwhelming
http://derpiboo.ru/230318?scope=scpe3704f3282da28e14a1f99a97bb203a58be6cee62>breast connecting to the same height as her shouldersTHIS IS NOT HOW BREASTS WORK
>>7921805guy's internet alias was Beo or something on the ponychat irc network. he's a korean with cancer.if you want, you can go ask him
>>7921859>Expecting LMJ to know anything about human anatomy
>>7921863>cancer>using that money on jay instead of dumping it into cancer research
GUYS PLEASE ITS HIS STYLE!
>two villians datingUNF
>>7921889>you'll never date a villain
>>7921889Those changelings are too childlike for me!
>>7921849Its cute nonetheless. Kind of a bit dark on that curved line on her right front hooves.
>>7921793jesus! I like how he hides the left in the green haze>>7921859>71 upvotes>mfw
>>7921889>that changeling trying to shape her cloud hairpffthahahaha.
>>7921859Its a hot ideaAnd I don't have anything against anthroHell, even his anthro isn't bad when you can only see that much of themBut dang those breasts
>>7921907>shading darker than outlineI hate it when I do that. Im not satisfied with the linework in general
>>7921849Thanks a bunch! you did fine
>>7921849its cute, keep it up.
>>7921953That's what you get for not using references.
Okay, it's pony time. Does everyone have their pony? I know I do.
>>7921969I have this one
>>7921969I found a bunch of them
>>7921969I brought this one!
>draw for 6 years>am pretty good, people often say I have talent>other friend just started early 2011>draws better than meI hate these feels. I am linched between jealousy and being proud of him because hes my friend.
>>7921969I've got mine.
>>7921969I BROUGHT ALL THE RARITIESI HAVE 56 OF THEM
>>7922001You know what you must do. His heart. Make it quick.
>>7922001go to bed, mew
>>7921969shit, I forgot mineCan i just grab one from the pile?>tfw pony picture are on a different computerJust imagine pony-sleeping-pile.gif
>>7921969They ran out of all the good ponies by the time I got there again.I only have is this worthless one.
>>7922001>other friend just started early 2011>draws better than meI've accepted that there will always be younger and better people than be, but all that jelly... It's hard to contain.
>>7922019uh, you sure this is what you wanted?
>>7922001how much of that 6 years was actually spent studying art, instead of just fucking around drawing fanart?
>>7922021at least that worthless one is holding the pink party one
>>7921979>claiming my husbando
>>7921969I'll take the bug instead
>>7922038Wow, they're cute!