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>>7876721First for dubs
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>>7876758YOU'RE FILTHY EARTH PONY COCK IS SO HOTIMPREGNATE MY ROYAL HORSEVAGINA WITH YOUR PEASANT SEMEN
>>7876787>that one 60 year oldheh
>>7876800That's a tiny horse penis
>>7876721You need to put more eyeshadow on
>nit using this as an op imageoh look, it is the same boring Op faggot again
>>7876787remember when some femanon posted that pony-fans would make good fathers?yeah...
>>7876801Sounds about right.
http://www.livestream.com/gypsymagicsweirdplace?t=146822Streaming S1 pone, for old time's sake!
Let's vogue, darlings!
>>7876815>old alicornI like it.
what was the name of that one actual horsefucker artist? I started with an E or something
>>7876758Top left: Such a great cock... Worthy of a royal bath!"Bottom right: "I guess you've been a good enough subject. Maybe I should give you some wiggle room. Go ahead and stick it in me!"Bottom left:"Get it in there... Oh my! Its so big!"
>>7876758>she isnt screaming at the cock0/10
>nostalgia time>realize it's been two years since I got in hereWhere does the time go...
/r/ing pony realdollYou know the one
>>7876833Loved that cartoon.
>>7876875Did prince of equestria ever deliver?
>>7876874Down the drain
So is the finale this weekend?
>>7876849ECJ or something
>>7876922Apart from a few unfinished pics no.
Is Pinkie Pie innocent?
>>7876930Weekend after next I think.
>>7876930No. Everything ends in 15 days.
>that feel when you post art in a dead thread
>>7876953All ponies are guilty.
>>7876959Do you color these? I like your Octavia expression images.
>>7876721That was quite a time when AB loving Spike was relevant. Thanks for making me remembering that.>>7876874Time well spent for me. All cute ponies and what not. Enough time for me to my favorite game to release.
>>7876940THAT ONEHA HATHANK YOU
>>7876956>>7876958And then we get to wait for it to begin again!
Alright lets all admit it.everyone's first waifu was Fluttershy when they saw the pilots
>>7876983I remember him implying he wanted to brutally rape children...
>>7876953She's certainly guilty of BEING A CUTE PATOOTIE!
>>7876972>Pinkie Pie looks upon your party favors and finds it wanting
>>7876953>you will never find out
>>7876977I'm not very good with color but I guess I could throw down some flats?
>>7877017False. I liked Twilight Sparkle.
>>7877017I have never had a waifu, nor do I ever intend to have one
>>7877017No. I didn't have a pony waifu before a year and a half.
>>7876874>tfw you realize you have been doing the same thing in the same threads for multiple yearswelpI am never looking the archive again
>>7877017The early threads were mostly about Rainbow Dash.
>>7877017She is still my favorite to this day.
>>7877017Nope, my first waifu was ____Rarity
>>7877020I WILL CHALLENGE THAT IN COURT
>>7877008I don't understand why the hiatus has to be so long. What's so special about October? Will Hasbro try to steal viewership away from the World Series?
>>7877041>that brief second of eye contactshe knowsSHE KNOWS
>>7877047FS I have saved the entire archiveYou will never be free from the pastNever
>>7877047>20%ohhhI'm so sorry
>>7877063They are living off their newest creation, LPS.
>>7877017Mine was and still is Twilight.
>>7877068Of course she knows, silly.She's just waiting for you to come and join her!
>>7877017Nope, was AJ right off the bat.Has been AJ ever since.
>>7877017no way manpurple pone all the way
>>7877047Oh man. I'm thankful I never posted that much during those times.
My belly button is out! D-don't stare at it!
I don't understand this guy's style. It is not "classic" disgusting anthro yet it is not exactly pony. Something in-between? I dunno.
>>7877075Is LPS really that good? I see the generals on /co/ all the time but I never thought it would be enough for Hasbro to live off of.
>>7876959>that feel when you post art in a not-dead thread>still gets ignored
>>7877017I kinda half waifued pinkie until call of the cutie. Since then, it has been Scootaloo all the way.
http://www.livestream.com/gypsymagicsweirdplace?t=146822Streaming second part of the S1 pilot
>>7877047It's okay dude it's okay
>>7877035>>7877077>>7877087Twilight no longer needs nor wants your love.
>>7877129Fuck you.I abandon my waifu and I might as well have never had one."Love does not alter when it alteration finds."
>>7876959Octavia didn't make it into the Royal Orchestra again, huh? Looks like another year of doing sidegigs at birthday parties and fancy get-togethers.
>>7877102Its more of a bandwagon right now trying to emulate what happen to MLP and everyone want to be "first". That say, the character design is horrible.
>>7877087she was cuter when she was angry and sarcastic.
>>7877127But I assume that it hit its target demographic dead on.
I would have never guessed I'd fall in love with a white horse back before SfS aired
I waifu Pinkie and AJThey are nice ponies(and such great asses)
Which pone has an oral fixation?
>>7877102Its on sometimes, and it just looks like a cartoon with talking animals. Pretty generic.
>>7877172She came off as that valley girl that love shopping when I first saw her. Then her true color appear and she cannot stop being good every time she shown in the show.
>>7877174but that's against the rules!which one has the nicer butt?
>>7877129I'm worried about the episode, but a pair of wings, slight size boost, and maybe magic boost won't do anything to change how I feel about her as long as her personality is left intact.
>>7876833>>7876886Which 2 ponies would end up being like these 2 guys? That 10 minutes was fucking awesome.
>>7877172>>7877208SfS was before A dog and Pony show right?
>>7877194So it's trying to be a MLP Killer. I was wondering when the first one would pop up. Although I doubt MLP will last as long as WoW has, since things like these tend to implode upon themselves.
>>7877123she makes some cute faces
>>7877208That feelingI am familiar with it
>>7877167See, that's the thing that annoys me about the whole princess Twilight thing. Not the OH NO THEY'RE BREAKING MY FANON/RUINING FAUST'S VISION etc.Just that it looks like it's going to limit her character more than improve it.Of course, we'll have to wait and see what happens in the actual episode anyway...
good night mlpg
>>7877242Yeah, SfS aired in february and ADaPS aired in march
>>7877223 don't make me choose, anon pinkie
>>7877245>A hub show trying to be a hubshow killeryea right. MLP is bringing in huge dosh for hasbro
>>7877245Carebear was the first, actually, and it sank in the first episode.
>>7877277>>7877261Then yeah that's when she became my favorite character. That fucking scene was what really hooked me on ponies.
>>7877286What's wrong tavi?
>>7877223You already know the answer to that>"Hey anon, try to look away!~"
>>7876930No, Games ponies play first which is Cadance asking Twi and Co. to help make sure Crystal empire gets to host the get Ponylympic games.
do ponies perform fellatio
>>7877017I disliked her from the Get go.
The fuck is this?http://www.livestream.com/bronydubs4life?utm_source=website-channel-page&utm_medium=related
>>7877315deep throatingest pony
hey guys what's goin on in this thread?
>>7877267Why Pinkie?Big and bubbly over taut and tight?You wanna hear that slapping sound every time your hips meet hers?
>>7877318They don't even know what that is. Most will assume it's a flavor of ice cream
>>7877317They are showing 2 episode at the same day. It could be both new episodes.
>>7877302thinkgen about cello
>>7877326Oh, it looks like Dark Crystal! Great-ARE THEY FUCKING PAUSING THE MOVIE TO MAKE SHITTY COMMENTARIES?
>>7877315I'm already stuck gazing at a buttand she also told me not to try to look awaysorry Pinkie
>away from MLPG for weeks getting things done>mfw Twilight confirmed for alicornIT'S HAPPENING
>>7877339Draw me a Pinkie.
>>7877398What the fuck is that it looks delicious.
>>7877383Hope is dead.
>>7877413Nigga that's a panini
>>7877069>saving the entire archiveconfirmed for supervillain
>>7877345Glorious, joyful enthusiasm by the barrel-ful? Of course. and her moaning into the pillow, too. Pinkie's a screamer when you play her just right
>>7877413I call that "clever device to make drawfags draw"
>>7877413Why would a tomato slice and mayo look delicious?
>>7877422I've seen this so many times I can hear that scene.
>>7877428no moaning in the library
>>7877432That's not mayo, that's cheese, you fucking imbecile
>>7877432That's melting cheese dummy.
>>7877418>Celestia and Luna as best precures>Cadence as the shittiestseems about right
>>7877422I learn the journey is what make it worth it. Shame there are not that many cartoon like that.
>>7877424See, this is why I made sure to delete all my posts when the thread ends.Nobody is ever going to link me to my pony doodles, ever.
>>7877428oh my~What about Applejack? There must be some reason she's tied for first.
>>7877445>another article about WOW LOOK AT THESE MEN WHO WATCH A LITTLE GIRLS CARTOON WHAT AN ANOMALY!
>>7877432>he's never had a caprese panini
>>7877398Dude, I think just ate this exact type of panini.Tomato, poached Egg, pepperjack.
>>7877413Looks like something you could get at Panera.
>>7877430All you're making me is hungry. Fuck I want some chinese now.
>>7877372Surely you can comprise
>>7877422Do you have that image of their shoot when they look badass on the horse?>>7877460You can't delete your post now that archive.heinessen.com saved deleted post.
>>7877491It's a caprese>>7877480Mozzarella, tomato, and basil. Pesto if you want it.
>>7877475You can write the same article over and over again with this kind of thing. It's an easy in for every freelancing writer wanting to get in on things.
>>7877475Grown men shouldn't be watching cartoons anyway.
>>7877491That's cheese though. The bread looks like it's been soaked in pesto, then grilled.
>>7877445>this is great, we're blurring gender lines>but this is also horrible, they are no longer being "men"Christ, make up your minds.
>>7877501How about this
>>7877499I don't think we serve that particular sandwich anymore.
which horse is a militant Zionist rooting to exterminate every last Palestinian from the holy land
>>7876958i dont want it to end, i want to stay in Mr bones wild ride
>>7877474 AJ, the traditional type, would be the more affectionate of the pair; rather than an all-out lovemaking blitz. She wants you just as much as you want her, not just the experience.
>>7877510I suppose...we'll flip a coin to see who gets to go first~
for the love of god stop posting images of tasty things
>>7876930You could have stopped it, Faust.
>>7877598>hedgehog chocolatesI'm diedThat is adorable
>>7877597Not even Faust could've stopped it.
>>7877536>filenameWhat are they?
>>7877567It'll end one way or another. MLP isn't going to be able to support a whole board on 4chan forever, and when that day comes we aren't going to be going back to /co/.
>>7877571I'd have to choose AJ when you put it like thathonest affection is worth all the mindless sex in the worldthe amazing hips and tight butt are just bonuses
>>7877432Mayo sucks period
>>7877604it had to be spiders, didn't it?
>>7876834ITT: we act like it's our first time watching these episodes.
>>7877621against the power of shameless corporate marketers there can be no victory
>>7877474>"I'll check again, but I'm pretty sure I don't have any hotdogs in here, Anon.">"What? You just want some buns? I don't think I have those either."
>>7877621Why do you think she got out when she could.
>>7877646I really like those sweaters that don't cover the shouldersI would hug that Twilight and kiss all over her bare shoulders
>>7877664Oh just take a big handful.She'll get the idea.
>>7877633 I'm not calling Pinkie mindless or unaffectionate; just that she'd just be more into the tactile experience, and wanting the both of you to feel as good as possible.
>>7877644fine, no spiders
>Faust of the German legend makes a deal with the devil for unlimited knowledge>Lauren Faust leaves the show>alicorn Twilightit cannot be stopped
>>7877532Even the Simpsons? Cartoons really aren't worth watching anymore anyway.
>>7877646I would that Pinkie pretty fucking hard.
>>7877646>Humanised>Has a horn
>>7877723THERE ARE NO GOOD CARTOONS LEFT IN AMERICA!
>>7877709So she'd give agonizingly slow blowjobs to drag the process out for as long as possible?
>>7877723Very little is.
>>7877742They all just got canceled.
>>7877720le edgy gif face
>>7877742THERE ARE NO GOOD AMERICANS LEFT IN CARTOONS ANYM->ApplejackPRAISE JESUS! THERE IS HOPE!USA!USA!
>>7877723grown men are only allowed to watch sportsdidn't you get the man memo when you turned 18 anon?
>>7877746Which is why it's all the more sad to see something special like MLP wither and die because of an awful fanbase, meddling executives and lazy writers.
>>7877759Stop teasing her and give her a piece of cake!
>>7877631im going to miss these threads
>>7877334She'd wear a big smile the entire time and never break eye contact*gck, gck, gck* *SMCK!* Ah~ Getting near yet?
>>7877771no one died, 2/10 edginess
>>7877767Pretty much. And when MLP gets cancelled we won't see a movement as large as the brony fandom for a long time.
>>7877629We vampones now?
>>7877445>http://www.timesrecordnews.com/news/2013/feb/01/why-has-my-little-pony-corralled-my-grown/>TexasOh here we go
>>7877759you want this cake?
>>7877807Surely that's a good thing?
>>7877776Goddamn I love America
>>7877827That guy finally died?
>>7877779But watching other people do stuff sucks, I'd rather exercise myself.
>>7877795Pinkie is a very orally fixated pony
>>7877759There. Eat that.
>>7877807>But you'll still be waiting and browsing 4chan to jump on that new movement as early as possible so two years from then you can complain about newfags
no leaks or clips?
>>7877744 She knows exactly what you like, anon.Even the butt thing. ... Especially the butt thing.
>>7877815no vampones are dumbyou can be bat pones thoughthose are acceptable
>>7877792Did you ever read that stuff wrote? Was it bad?
>>7877776Yeah but Applejack isn't a normal American she's more like a Texan. The other mane six though are normal Americans.
WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVASTATION
>>7877894oh that's my favorite bat poneDid EP name her?
>>7877744>She feels you throbbing in her throat>tightens up her esophagus>gives you a knowing smirk before resuming a meticulous, drawn out pace
>>7877894would you a batpony, MLPG?
>>7877318I only think Rarity and Applejack has perforemd fellatio before.
>>7877894But bat pones ARE vampones
>>7877782Meh, at least we still have anime, and if the new stuff is just big breasted schoolgirls, then look back on the good stuff. At least we have good old Netflix to watch reruns of shows from a time long since passed.
>>7877893>tug on Pinkie's big poofy tail>she shrieks and asks you to do it again>with a finger inside this time
>>7877910Jasmine, I think.Or maybe Chamomile.Some kind of tea.You can see the name on his dA.
>>7877895oh, no, not yet, i completely forgot about it its still sitting there in my bookmarks though
>>7877988Play less vidya and watch less CP.
>>7877907that's a cute gipsy ponky
>>7878020She is a toymaker's creation trapped inside a crystal ball.
>>7877999>stop doing the few things you enjoy doingno but i will give it a read now
>>7877017Nope.It was Twilight first. Then it became Fluttershy.
Would you masturbate to the thought of Applejack if you were her little brother?
>>7878106Wow, way to fuck it up.
>>7878068But that wasn't me!
>>7878114Freud plsur ded
>>7878010Her hooves would be busy toorunning up and down legs, massaging between your thighs, and kneading your buttocks
>>7878114is it time?
>You are unfortunately killed in a 30 pileup>Go to Equestria>You feel like it's a dream come true until you see a handsome young colt sporting a Hitler stache and lederhosen>You ask him why he's got his moustache detailed like that>He tells you all about the Celestia's wonderful husband and Equestria's finest king, Adolf Hitler, and how wonderful things have been ever since he arrived 60 years ago>Suddenly see posters of a Hitler alicorn posing next to Celestia with a little group of puppiesHow would you react if you went to the same Equestria that Hitler got to go to?
>>7878114Does anyone have all that Big Sis Applejack stuff from last night?
>>7878114Of course I can't fap with hooves
would you fap to pinkie sitting on you?
>>7878163I'd get a beer with him and tell him that I liked his art
>>7878201Those are some tasty hip.
>>7878163How do you even come up with this stuff?Really I am impressed
>>7878163I'd try to understand that shit. Read as many history books as I can and such.If he's a good kind, I'd flee and live as a hermit, because I couldn't bear to live under his reign.If he's a shit kind, I'd enter la Resistance.
>>7878201you want this cake?
>>7878163Well, I'd be pretty disappointed and jealous, but then I'd go to tell glorious king hitler that he's been effectively immortalized by his deeds in the human world.Assuming he doesn't have me killed (again) so that he's the only human in his Equestria.
>>7878212I already have.
>>7878163I'd be pretty alright with itHe understood the importance of technologyIt's not like there are any jews to kill in EquestriaI bet he'd be a pretty chill guy
>>7878255how come pony is so pretty on two legs
>>7878201She's talking about my dick.
>tfw posting in MLPG and realizing that college and high school age kids outnumber people your age by at least 6 to 1
>>7878119I ended up relating with Fluttershy more.
>>7877934I would a bat pony
>>7878289Most fans of MLP are under 30.
>>7878286they are prettier on 4 anonThe artist just has to know what he or she is doing is all
>>7878289>tfw realizing that you're not part of the mainstream idiotsfeels good to be a specialized idiot
>>7878300Look how that dumb bitch pretends she's part of that conversation
>>7878312I agree but that Tavishe pulled it off man
>>7878300ah, the life of having social anxiety disorder
>walk into thread>ctrl + f my name>0 resultsWhy won't you love me /b/read ;_;
>>7878325More like Blink.
where is this going
>Renard releases a new EP>Huh I haven't seen this character before...>It's TrapFuck, Renard, stop it with this shit. What happened to fun, danceable electro? Now all you shit out is coked-up hardcore BOWBOWBOWBOWBOWSCREEEEECH shit and then you dump this in my lap. We need to talk.
>>7878300She's very well-meaning and sweet, but has too much emotional baggage for a relationship
>>7878266>Hitler finally lives in a world without jews>Doesn't realize that his wife's star pupil, Twilight Sparkle, is voiced by oneIs this actually his hell?
Do we know who wrote next episode?
>>7878379>tfw genuinely enjoy wubwubwub
>dash will never whip your face with her tail as you try to peek at her lady parts
>>7878413oh okay then
>tfw no batpony greentexts right now
>>7878397All of them have more emotional baggage than usual except AJ due to their exaggerated cartoony characteristics.
>>7878372>You'll never have a mentor from a far away land that will teach you a whole host of amazing things>She'll never be smoking hot at the same time;_;
JAILBAIT PLEASE GET IN SKYPE.
>>7878379I dont know who you're talking about. Here's a picture of a cute blue pony
>>7878228If I got to go to Equestria, I think it'd be cool to be a griffon.
>>7878163Assuming he was as good as that one pony talked him up to be, I'd read a few history books and make sure that he wasn't up to his old propaganda spewing ways. If he was actually good, I'd tell him that he was immortalized back on Earth but I'd leave out most of the details
>>7878376>>7878207You haven't heard the best partRight when she feels you careening towards the precipice of release, she pulls you out of her throat with a long, wet slurp"Ooh, it's almost time for my favorite TV show! We almost missed it!"
>>7878379>happy hardcore>speedcore>fun, danceable electroYeah, uh-huh. Go cry into a ravediaper.
>>7878481"You sir are used to win internet arguments everywhere"
>>7878469Is Tavi the only pony with eyebrows?
>>7878500Trixie and her
>>7878472>go to Equestria>end up as a Diamond Dog
>>7878447>you'll never rub the base of a batpony's leathery wings
>new hasbro show>revovle around the 3 alicornswould wach / 10
>>7878500No, they just appear when needed on various ponies
>>7878484You are a horrible, horrible person for this.And I love you.
which scoot is the cutest
>>7878500Ponies can have eyebrows whenever they wanttrust me, I am an eyebrow specialist
>>7878488>see this and think "are they wearing dia-">ravediaperyup... thats a thing that exists.
>>7878484my balls ache and I heard it all in her voicegood job anon, you fucking asshole
>>7878440>First it's a whip>Then she starts to like you>The whips get lighter and lighter>Eventually she works up the courage to ask you out, breaking her act of being above you>She still does it every time you take a peek or grab her flank>But now it's nothing more than her tickling your nose with a cheeky grin on her face
>>7878525THEY'RE ALI-MANEYTOTALLY ZANY
>>7878509>go to Equestria>end up as Fluttershy
>>7878538Krabb plsWhy haven't you drawn alicorn dewrito pone yet
>>7878537scootaloo is cutest scootaloo
>>7878519>tfw will never feel the warm leathery wings>tfw will never take even more care to massage batpony wings
>>7878567you only YOLO once!
>>7878379hey at least he makes a lot of stuffthere's something I like in there occasionally, I mostly end up with this one when I browse for his stuff https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQBHEpq82og
>You are unfortunately killed in a 30 pileup>Go to Equestria>Wake up in Fluttershy's cottage>Fluttershy is kneeling next to you, with a gentle smile on her face>"Oh, hello there sleepyhead! I was wondering if you were ever going to wake up~" she chuckles softly>Look around, it's only you and Fluttershy alone in the cottage. Not even Angel Bunny is there>You kind of wish you could have been greeted by your favorite pony, but oh well, at least you're in Equestria>Suddenly Fluttershy's eyes light up and her tail perks awkwardly as she lets a long, squeaky toot>"Oh dear, um, sorry...">You sigh to yourself with disgust. As expected of Fluttershy.>"Yeah, well, thanks for letting me rest here Fluttershy. I have to go meet my favorite pony now though! I'll see you later!" You awkwardly try to ignore her toot and excuse yourself through the front door>Reach for the door handle>It's locked...>"Oh silly!" You hear Fluttershy behind you. She has to speak up now to be heard over the cacophony of low, wet, rumbling toots spilling out of her non stop. >You feel her brushing up against you now, snaking her tail around your legs. >"You can't leave. Ever. It's just you, me, and my, um...toots... here in my cottage for the remainder of all time! Get comfy my little anon"
>>7878481>Hitler is reincarnated as a pony and comes to Equestria>at first he's full of righteous fire, ready to claim this land for the Third Reich>but after living among the ponies for a while, he realizes that he can be happy here in this wonderful place.>he mellows out significantly, becoming much less hateful and angry>he becomes a mayor or elected official in Germaney and settles down>and the ponies love his artworkStop it. I don't want to feel these things.
>>7878509AW YISSI'LL RUB ALL THE PONIES WITH MY HANDS
>>7878484aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaI'm taking my saliva-slick dick and putting it in her plump butt while she watches.
>>7878546RULERS OF THE PONIES
>>7878585>pinkies orgasms cause her to cease up like thatJust imagine her milking your dick with her muscles ding that...
>>7878587Fuck me for finding this funny.
>>7878603watches the TV show, that isshe probably would be too engrossed to give me a sideways glance
>>7878343It's dem curves
>>7878556well you see the thing about that is...finebecause you asked
>>7878484>tfw you're both sitting on the couch and she's gently licking you, but her Pinkie Sense always tells her when you're about to climax>"Oh! I almost forgot the popcorn! Be right back!">tfw she always has an excuse to jump up and leave, then comes back with something, and just when you're about to lose your boner, she rests her neck on your thigh and starts suckling againBeing teased on edge constantly without release is my fetish
>>7878567Tell me that's not real.
>>7878657Well fuck it man, I'm gonna fap.
>tfw shameboner Alright, you can stop with the pinkiefeels now
>>7878657You're not the only one.
>>7878573most efficient scoot
>>7878657How long would she drag it on for before she'd let you finish?An hour? Two hours? Six hours?
>>7878666It's real and there's a video too
>>7878657This is going to be the most powerful release ever when it finishes.Just what is her endgame, here?
>>7878676I thought feels involved non-sexual situations
>>7878682>"you girls dont have worms do you?"
>>7878690Anything longer than four hours is just plain dangerous.Look up priapism sometime.And see how they have to treat it.
>>7878703that's not a rulesex can be feely toooftentimes not, but it can be
>>7878703I thought feels were things you felt.
>>7878703why do they always escalateand why do I find said escalation frustrating
>>7878708alas, the unaccounted for problems of ponydom
>>7878547Would being Fluttershy be so bad?
>>7878449>You'll never go to Equestria and wake up in Zecora's hut as a result of her testing an alchemical mixture>You'll never explain to her that you're not some magic abomination but you're actually from a different world>She will never keep you a secret from pony kind, teaching you the ways of zebra hoof to hoof combat>You will never slowly develop massive muscles and still manage to be as quick as a rabbit on your feet>You will never have Zecora lead you into ponyville and have her use you as her personal weapon to wipe out all of the ponies there >You will never ignite the Zebra Pony warWhy bother living
>>7878690>1 hour>edging2 hours isn't even edgingAt least 4 hours8 hours on weekends
>>7878741look at that mushy butther cutie mark is spilling over it
>>7878749>Finally obtain wings>Be the worst flier ever
>>7878749The blue one is your best friend.
>>7878717>Wiki itPriapism (/ˈpraJəpJzəm/) also known as permaboner and raging erection or hardon among other slang terms, is a potentially painful medical conditionI probably shouldn't be laughing this hard
>>7878749at first i think yes, but then i realize i become immediate best friends with my favorite pony.
>>7878741>hcti na sah hcnupyrreb.gif
>>7878765Am I the only one who faps in 10/15 minutes?
>>7878765how do you deal with leatherdick
>>7878772and a pretty good one at that
>>7878765jesus christ, Pinkiethat's just too much
So there you are, striding into Ponyville, when you're suddenly spotted by some wandering ponies, who yell, "Check it out now!The funk soul brother!"
>>7878804Right about... now?
>>7878791I do whenever I don't have time to draw it out. Man some of the best is when you edge for fuckin' HOURS.
>>7878588>He adopts a couple of dogs>Starts up a small art gallery>Ponies love his work, so it gets featured in Canterlot>Some rich ponies love it, commission him for more>Hitler finally gets the recognition that he always wanted>Hitler is finally happy
>>7878730I wanted it to end with her wanting to watch TV
>>7878822I wish I had that free time.
>>7878791>not controlling perfectly your fap timesFrom 5 minutes to 5 hours, I can do it all.
>>7878791>Not being able to cum whenever you wantI've had 5 minute and 5 hour fapsWhatever I feel like
>>7878822I do this when I have the time, sometimes 1-2 hours is just too much, but it's worth it when you do
>>7878852>>7878854I can control it, I just don't feel necessary to edge for hours.
>>7878449>Zecora will never be your only friend when ponies have rejected you and your hideous appearance, leaving you to live a life of solitude like her
>>7878822stoned edging is top tier
>>7878840TOO BADWE SHITTY FUCKING FETISHES NOWYOU SAW THIS COMING
>>7878872>stoned>not drunkTry to cum when you're drunk.
>>7878866Why do you think ponies find you hideous?
>>7878866>you will never feel the need to leave her to explore the world>your heart will never feel that terrible separation
>>7878852>>7878854I've never felt the need to go that longI can blow my load in a couple minutes or keep going for like an hour while I do something else until I get bored
>>7878884dude i can barely get hard when im drunkbut oh man when i do
>>7878822The best is edging while reading dirty greentext that's in the process of being updated.You're not allowed to finish until the story is. And that can take quite awhile.
>>7878908Oh I use to do that.
>>7878874>tfw genuinely prefer safe feels>pinkie wants to throw a party>oh no you found outCall me Mister Boring, of course
>>7878915>you'll never get to do sunshine sunshine with celestia.
>"You really need to get laid, Anon."
>>7878874MLPG has been a fetish minefield for a very long timeYou will be posting normally about the show or something mundane then suddenly BAM! Someone steps on a fetish discussion mineThen everyone starts losing legs
>>7878908>not finishing for each new update
>>7878920You're not alone my nigga.
>>7878920I like those too,
>>7878937>Then everyone starts losing legsHahaha.
>>7878887>Hairless ape that walks on two feet and wears clothes as if he's pretending he's a high class pony
>>7878887It's hypothetical. It's just as easy to imagine they wouldn't.I just like to imagine what the life of a hermit in Equestria would be like.
M I CK E YM O U S E
>>7878908>they just stop updating itthis is the worst
>>7878929What is it, Pinkie?
dark souls again or uncharted 2?i cant into decisions
>>7878928Oh noNo, anon, please noNo... DAMNIT
>>7877017>>7877017Mine was Rarity
>>7878936Can you help me with that, Pinkie?Can you introduce me to that blue friend of yours?
>>7878974>>7878979What kind of game is "edging"?
>>7878690>Start get tremble from the tension built up in your loins>After almost 3 hours of watching TV, the Pink pony stops halfway through her suckling>Just starts up a giggle fit with her muzzle around your dick>It's just enough to push you over the edge>She only starts seriously blowing you during and after your orgasm, laughing as the stimulation on your sensitive glans causes your body to spasm>After you're done shaking, she goes back to an extremely gentle suckle
>>7878929>Pinkie gestures you to come closer>decide to humor her>she grabs you and pretends her arms are tongues>"YOU'VE FALLEN INTO THE TRAP OF THE RARE FLESH-EATING COUCHFLOWER!"
http://www.livestream.com/gypsymagicsweirdplace?t=146822Griffon the brush off!
>>7878978>it never continues againwhyyyyyy
>>7878937>Then everyone starts losing legsyou just stepped on the amputee fetish mine
I can't drawI have the sads
>>7878928I'd rather bump rumps>first bump with Princess>the sent flying into the wall
>>7879009Oh no! How do I escape now?
>>7879028Try caffeine, it fights the sads with heart palpitations.
>>7879017>that feelStill waiting on little sister Luna...
>>7878965If you can act like a well-educated gentleman some of the mane six might tolerate your ugly. The ponies in the market will still be reluctant to trade with you. They'll make snide remarks behind your back about how they thought you were going to try paying in bananas.
>>7879002FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFI'LL BE BACK
>>7879041You're right, sads are just chemical reactions in my brain. TIME TO FIGHT EMOTION WITH SCIENCE!
>>7878903>"Wait - I want to hear you say/>a promise to come back one day!>When you have seen all for which you yearn/>will you please to me return?"
>>7879037Defeat the monster in a tickle fight
>>7879039it's a cute picture and it spurs discussion
>>7879039Oh man isn't that the fun police?
>>7879062Naw, bitch. You come with me.
>>7879063PROS: FINGERS.HA-HA! I GOT THIS.
>>7879063I may not win, but I shall fight my hardest.
>>7879071>>7879085>Posting the same picture over and over again with the same text>FunDifferent strokes for different folks I guess
>>7878920>Pinkie Pie is planning your party>But you came home too early>Now her surprise party is ruined and she cries>You have no party>You are forced to live a life on the run>After killing a stallion in Trottingham, the Don has an iron-hoofed hold over you>You are forced to do his dirty work>You try your best to help the victims but eventually it comes back to haunt you when you find a filly's decapitated head on your door>Barely evading his enforcers you spend your time in deeper and deeper cover, living day to day on the mean streets, drinking third-rate vodka to stay warm>Starving to death, you forage through the dumpster in a rat-infested alleyway>Finding little, you are getting out of the dumpster when a voice makes your blood freeze>"Surprise, Anonymous! Man, you should see the look on your face! Have you SEEN this many balloons before?"
>>7879001You see, ponka, in human society when a girl wants to be a man's friend, it is customary for her to give him a blowjob. The longer the girl can make it last without the man cumming, the better friends they become.Would you like to be my friend, Ponka?
>>7879107Hello and welcome to My Little Pony Gen- I mean, welcome to 4chan.Enjoy your stay.
>>7879107SOMETHING THE MATTER ANON
>>7879117What hot piece of ass?
>>7879117I refuse to play along with this.
>>7879107Where do you think you are?
>>7879117>Take it back to Walmart for a refund>Buy a bag of Doritos and a copy of MW2 Black Cops
>>7879108>Ignoring the spoilerNice feel!
Twilight was in shock. “P-p-princess? Y-you’re...” she stammered at the sight before her. “You’re NAKED! "
>>7879107Stejk nyu… Ty' ne bojsya, E`pplblum!
>>7879117Ask her if she was a pony in a past life.
>>7879117Edge her into oblivion
>>7879155You're going to need some doritos to go with that, son.
i want to wink at pony
>>7879169Wow... Somehow, she DOES look more naked. How lewd.
>>7879161oh man, my favorite
>>7879179>edgewhat does that mean anyways?
Does anyone want a copy of Dota 2?I really want to get rid of these
>>7879117Tell her to put some clothes on and ask her to leave.
>>7879189>"IM WALKIN ON SUNSHINE!"
>>7879194To stimulate the genitals for as long as possible before orgasm.
>>7879194DYEWTSit means to delay orgasm on purpose
>>7879194read the thread asshole
>>7879117please tell me she still has an anusit's not much but DAMMIT I need to work with something!
>>7879189>you will never shower with sunpone
Would any of you guys be up for a color stream in a bit?
>>7879194Fap until you're on the edge of cummingBut don't actually jump off for a few hours
>>7879199Oh, uh... Princess, I, uh, I appreciate your faith in me, but I'm not quite sure that I can, uh... all three, you know, tonight.
>>7879185She wants to wink at you too
>>7879062>"Such a thing goes without saying.>I couldn't go without repaying/>All the kindness that you've shown/>To one with no place to call home.>Worry not. Though now we part/>This isn't our end; merely the start."
>>7879217Is a classy woman.Who gets a little too much porn in her email box.
>>7879218of course you fool
>>7879224If it's my shit, I really want to see!
Would you fist a winking mare while she clenched around your arm and whinnied
>>7879218Why would she not have an anus?
>>7879217x Libman x StGermain
>>7879260because ponies have no genitals
>>7879256Yup, that's what I plan on doing
>>7879258Sounds like a lot of fun, especially if my dick can't satisfy her.
>>7879278Sorry. I got excited.
>>7879165Why are we not singing this song?
>>7879062>>7879239>Anon is then immediately pounced and mutilated by a manticorn five steps out the front door of Zecora's hut
>>7879269>no Ashleighcome on nigga
>>7879294It's not a good song.
>>7879269I want a thighjob from Libman
>>7879270If she has a penis she probably has a back door too.Now, I don't know about lady parts.
>>7879295That is an incredible gif.
>>7879202that was me too!
>>7879271Why isn't her other foot finished?
>>7879307no lady parts I believe
>>7879223>you'll never scrub her flank, obscuring her sun cutie-mark in lathery bubbles>you'll never work the shampoo into her flowy mane
>>7879294Who can sing there?
i like ponies
>>7879202>You will never gleefully sing that song while you fuck her, must to her dissatisfaction.;_;
>>7879117Is that supposed to be a pony?
purple pony is my favoritewho is yours?
>>7879331God, I really want to thoroughly clean a pony and then snuggle.
>>7879319becuase fuck youI still like the art
>>7879353blue pony is my favorite.
>>7879363Sorry, ponies are not for you.
>>7879353Pink pony!But I respect purple fans.
>>7879353also the purple pony
>>7879260>having genitals>on pony
>>7879223>Celestia spends an hour in the shower, even more time preparing her main and regalia>finally emerges >immediately heads to the palace doors, steps outside, and rolls around in the dirt>Gets up, snorts, and walks back into the palace past her entourage like nothing happened>they say nothing
>>7879353That pony with 1000 names.
>>7879179Why would you be so cruel
>>7879353I want to court and marry the purple one and have a beautiful family togetheer
>>7879353>tfw no more unicorn twilight in season 4
>>7879353The one with a leash!
>>7879345>she'll never sing to you after you make love, hugging you with her wings>"You are my sunshine..."
>you will never edge your favorite stallion for hours on end>he will never be reduced to a quivering,begging pile of jelly by you teasing touch>he will never be so close that one wrong stroke would cause him to cum>you will never finish off a 5 hour session by flipping him over so his cock is right in front of his face, then shoving the head into his mouth while you jerk the rest of his shaft>he will never thank you for every minute of it
mlpg can you help me understandi have many friends in real life, including a few very close ones I wouldn't mind telling anything tobut im still so emotionally attached to this show. I can't stop thinking about it. It makes me feel more sad to think that the end is getting closer than it really should what is wrong with me?
>>7879366Fluttershy is such a beautiful personhorse
>>7879384I also like Color Confectionery
>>7879398I feel kinda bad for you.
>>7879363There is no God here today anon, only me
>>7879418ur a faget
>>7879418I know how you feel but I don't think the end is near.
>>7879269>>7879217 NO hisses Celestia-disgust in your earAL coos Fluttershy in the otherTsG sits on the bed masturbating
>>7879418you should probably have sex with a horse
>>7879395You know it.
>>7879424>feeling bad>for twifufags
>>7879414Oh god...Paging Dr. Freud...I don't care. ;_;
>>7879440Seriously, she ascends to immortal godhood, why would anyone feel bad for her?
Who is your favourite pony's favourite pony?
>>7879464who is the artist of that pic?
>>7879396Because, Anon.They're My Little Ponies.
>>7879414>my sunshine>can't read that without being reminded of Food Fight anymoreaaAAAAAAAGH
>>7879218Wait what the heck would you do to her anus
>>7879464godhood? when's that? i thought she was just becoming an alicorn.
>>7879497Not it's not
>>7879437>"Scrub my butt, Anon!"I'm hooked
>>7879437Woah there. That's not my feel. I was just wanting to clean a horse.
>>7879500I would rim her asshole and tweak her clit
>>7879433even the thought though. I don't know what im going to do without this stupid horse showi wish it would get worse so i would stop liking it before the end
>>7879487W-what are those stains?
>>7879454There is no Freud here.Only me.
>>7879487WHAT DID YOU DO WITH THAT CAKE
>>7879529What's the best fanon?
>>7879556My favorite > your favorite
>>7879527Well if you wanted horses what are you doing in a thread about MLP?
>>7879529I dunno man I am pretty sure this one gets some of the worst out there
>>7879531Ross you faggot.
>>7879537This show made me get serious about my art.It introduced me to a lot of cool people who can help me.I don't know how I could go on without me.
>>7879547 princess celestia just wants a cuddleto see what it's liketo see if she can still remember
>>7879547I don't give a shit.I would cuddle that horse so soft.
>>7879587>3rd worst episode of season 1nah i'm good
>>7879576WHAT ABOUT SARGON, HAMMURABI, AND ASHURBANIPAL??
did LK ever finish his thing
>>7879529Fuck your shit I love Vinyl/Octavia
>>7879595>FlutterDash>CanonStay mad brownie
>>7879575what? why?I thought people left her alone except for the DYEWTS things
>>7879619what is there to be mad about?
You know, last season I thought that Cadance and Shinning Armor were painfully shoehorned in. Now with Twilight becoming an alicorn princess, I can't help but feel like at this point they're just winging it!
>>7879613No and he said anytime someone mentions it he will delay it another day
>>7879585>>7879620I actually went to that Sakuracon in Seattle that that commercial was for.
>>7879599how would you break the delicious news to pone
>>7879516YOU DON'T KNOW ME
>>7879472pic related>>7879638dammit Carlos
>>7879414>you'll never wake up to find her lovingly tending to your morning wood
>>7879541>Pinkie will never introduce you to the wonderful world of nutrition and proper diet through fun songs
>>7879663You know me too well, anonymous.
>>7879659THAT'S MY PURSE
>>7879601That Celestia is really a tyrant in disguise?
>>7879625No. If only. There are people who could not let the Derpy/Dinky thing go. So when Sparkler appeared with Dinky in Sisterhooves Social, well connect the dots.Then they combine it with the derpy/doctor whooves stuff.
>>7879684This pic made me fap to ponies.
>>7879686Why am I even alive?
>>7879591still remember? how long has it BEEN?i would give her a cuddle
>>7879708I don't get it and I don't want to knowshe's super-purple and that's good
>>7879709Do you want a medal?
>>7879709That pic made me a pony
>>7879703It was no worse than any other con, to be honest.
>>7879708What's wrong with Derpy/Dinky?
>>7879684>that tonguemuh dick
>>7879684>you'll never wake up to 3 young filly tongues licking your morning wood in between giggles
>>7879705More of the idea that Celestia goes corrupt ala Nightmare Moon. Either in alternate universe, or otherwise.
>>7879738I'm sure but, still
>>7879733I was hoping for one of those gold stars. Those are pretty neat.
>>7879727>How long has it BEEN?About an hour.
>>7879616I like Vinyl Scratch too. But I don't subscribe to most of the fanon.I like to imagine she's mostly just a DJ. Her favorite kind of music is whatever makes her audience happy. But she has been known to do electro, house, trance and the dubstep and even writes rap if she feels like it. She's a huge fan of electronic music, which is considered mostly a fab to most ponies. As a result finding equipment that she can afford on a DJ's budget is impossible. She's had to build her own equipment and powers it herself with her horn.
>>7879755Oh god, for nostalgia's sake:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP5lz2CYNR4
>>7879730She is sarcasm poneThat is good enough for me
>>7879755I know.I feel like I've experienced a bit of 4chan history firsthand.
>>7879709you should take your name off for lewd discussion, people will hold these things against you when they browse the archive in 2 yearsnoone is safe
Growing Up Apple: Anon as the middle child in the Apple Family
>>7879756Well too bad
>>7879464Because we've spent three years watching her make friends, and now that she's a princess, the whole dynamic is going to be fucked.Friendship implies some level of equality - hard to do that when your "friend" is a princess.And it may well mean that the other five are going to be written out of the show if Hasbro wills it, which they very well could. I don't trust them not to.
>>7879772W-what are you doing?
>>7879684>you'll never run your fingers through her borealis mane while she suckles on you
>mfw they intoduce marker pone as twilights replace ment in season 4
>>7879756Would you settle for one of these?
>>7879764>you will never ever mount Pinkie
>>7879746WHY WAS I EVEN BORN??
>>7879766what does she have Alzheimer's?
>>7879775>GIRUGAMESH!>I LOVE ANIMEEE, AND MANGUHH!Every time.
>>7879764she's holding her between her flank and her tail
>>7879790I guess Dash really is kind of a dick
>Man, why isn't everyone making out?
>>7879785my godyou call that a cap?!
>>7879798>tfw no magic horse princess tonguing your urethra
>>7879822>tfw no love for GAYMING
>>7879807i wonder the same everyday>tfw no trio of young pastel colored fillies that try to earn their special talents by performing sexual acts on you everyday
>>7879767I like that idea. A friend of mine kind of sees her as the quiet type. He compares her to Priss from Bubblegum Crisis. I'm not really that big on the WOO DUBSTEP DROP THE BASS shit that most people play up, though I'm too big of a fan of Allegrezza and University Days to discout the fun-loving Vinyl completely
>>7879786hey, how come he gets a cutie-mark?!
>>7879785thanks for your efforts anonI wish we'd gone further
>>7879838>Gayming.>Not AND GAY MEN!!
MLPGI know about rancho unicorno
>>7879834stop texts like this, please, or i will hit myself
>>7879802AW SHIT IS THAT SCRATCH-N-SNIFF
Would you watch it?
>>7879860I was going to say that, you fucker.
>>7879850>No more /co/ cross overs ever again ;_;
>>7879849You want some too?
>>7879840I would enjoy that very much.Especially if we could test them for cuddling cutiemarks at night.
>>7879864>tfw no magic horse princess gently probing your prostate
>>7879862finewhat are your terms
>>7879767>>7879845I like thinking Vinyl likes HipHop and Mashups/Beat-Juggling.Her special talent is actually just Music - she could have become whatever she wanted to - but she chose to be a DJ because she likes the atmosphere in a club better than in an orchestra hall or dive-bar.
>>7879871It would be horrible, but GOOD GOD that's exactly how it would go.
>>7879739I DO NOT LIKE IT THAT MEANS ITS WRONGBut really I just never understood it, those two ponies have never once appeared together on the show, and the family relations we have seen in the show have been almost exclusively same-breed. The cake twins are the only exceptions currently
>>7879877What are you talking about? I draw them constantly.
>>7879884no neat little columnsthough that's probably just my OCD acting upalso it's .jpg. usually caps are done in .png
>>7879901One unicorn of my choosing every yearAnd no questions asked
>>7879916>I just never understood itBecause they are of similar color schemes, duh.
>>7879921Corwin pls keep drawing them.
>>787987110/10"Its the best thing since Citizen Kane"-IMDB
>>7879921But I'm saaaaaaaadd!
>>7879944You are a good guesser.
>>7879916But FSYour very own fanon had an Earth pony raising a UnicornI mean it seems a tad hypocritical
>>7879884There's a couple parts missing.A few of the writers nicknamed Anon "Golden Delicious" or "Golden Delish."
>>7879965This art style is cute.Socks are cute.I am drunk.
>>7879938heres my reply
>>7879941Well I know where the derpy/dinky thing came from, I was in that thread! I just mean, I do not get why people actually ran with it as a good idea to keep aroundPlus her colors are much closer to cloud kicker or the artist unicorn guy than derpy
>>7879965I love socksand I love Celestia
>>7879973I kept those out because it seemed too OC-ish
So I just realized the Ursa Minor's forehead mark is the same symbol as Twilight/SA's cutie marks
>>7879987I will have my LyraI will not be denied
>>7879999TAKE THE SOCKS OFFThey're controlling your mind! You don't really love her
>>7879984Embrase the moe.
>>7879987>HOW DID I GET HERE
>>7879916there is nothing wrong between the love of a mother and her daughter
All righty, about to start in 5 minutes if anyone wants to watch.http://www.livestream.com/elslowmoGoing to be listening to rainymood cuz I wana be comfy
>>7879916Well just imagine that CT and Derpy took in Sparkler and Dinky and were "adopted".Works pretty well for me.
>>7879995It's true. You've been here a long time, Full Stop, and yet you still don't understand the strange logic behind fanon.
>>7880020maybe because they are related to bears?
>>7880033Ssshhh...The socks are... So comfy...They're so soft... Just like my brain...
>>7880022I love how the two of them interactThey are cute and silly
>>7879907That'd be pretty awesome. Maybe she was a big fan of some other type of instrument when she was a filly, but once she got a taste of electro and the like, it just sort of clicked for her. She still goes back and practices her childhood instrument on her off-time, just for nostalgia's sake.
>>7879907Her cutiemark isn't an instrument; so her special talent probably is more general. I'm very okay with Octavia and Vinyl knowing each other. Roommates might work, since we've only seen them so many times they could both live in Canterlot. But I think I'd rather have them be childhood friends than the cliche roommate scenario.
>>7880060Ssshhh...The cocks are... So comfy...They're so soft... Just like my brain...
I mourn the lots of this horse and eagerly await the new foal.
>>7880040Unless either one of them is Derpy, of courseThen its all wrong
>>7880060>>7880082>>7880033I guess it really socked it to'em!
>>7880102NOT NOW SCRUBBLES!
>>7880083New horses aren't foalsI train them and raise them just for this momentFor someone to saddle them up, and ride them off for some hoursThen I hold back all tears but one for each one that's lived its life to the fullest
What's a Derpy?
>>7880121>SCRUBBLESthat sounds adorable
>>7879871goddamn, pig-like is really phoning the art in nowadaysif he's even doing it anymore
>>7880102Your terrible attempt at a pun just blew my socks off
>>7880130A misserable little pile of secrets
>>7880135>>7880135>>7880135>>7880135>>7880135New Horse is now fully operational.