Old horse: >>7829217Discuss Applejack
>>7833462NO FUCK THAT WE'RE DISCUSSING PRINCESS BLUEBLOOD
>tfw you're getting better at drawing ponies>but you still suck shit at putting them into dynamic posesThey always look so stiff and cold ;_;
>>7833462FUCK YOULET'S TALK ABOUT LMJ
>>7833485FUCK THAT'S CUTE!
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>>7833491The best general.
Should I make a tripcode since there's like, at least two other people using this name now?
>>7833404>That>$230Are you being serious
>get told that I could do some great MLP porn>have done a couple of pictures for giggles>don't feel like working on porn because of what it basically isAm I being autistic, MLPG?
Anthropology or Background Pony?
>>7833506You know it baby
>>7833511NoPorn is shitNot because of anything moralistic or something retarded like thatit's just shit.
>>7833511Only work on it if it's something you like doing. If it's just because people want it from you, and you're uncomfortable making it, then you shouldn't.
>>7833511No. Not everyone has to draw porn.
>>7833520I mean like, I know I SHOULD, but it's just too much fun to see people using this name.
>>7833489shit nigga i could draw that
>>7833462You have a terrible taste in ponies
>>7833508If you're insecure and don't like fun.I'm not even being malicious.
>>7833511No, you just don't feel like drawing porn. No need to attach an illness or someshit to that.
Here is Applejack
>>7833528That only applies to SoAshamedPony Who is awesome
Drawing characters interacting can be hard, but it's something to practice.
>>7833540What tripcode nigga you gay
>>7833508you wouldnt be the first faggot to do that
>>7833504Goddamn everytime I see twilicorn it rustles my jimmies
just draw femsombra seducing shining armor and everything will be okay Rei
So I heard you guys like appljack?
>>7833489i think the moon pisses me off the most
>>7833511possiblybut dont force yourself or anything, it would be like trying to design architectural blueprints when your real passion is lighting effects on buildings
>>7833578Only after I draw Octavia cum inflation
>>7833485Where are the wings?
>>7833580I prefer Flitter.
>>7833578>this faggot still mad since the last threadworse than sentenal-hate anon. you are everything that is wrong with our threads.
>you will never be bothered by ponies
>>7833558what's dash doing
>>7833558Draw porn, now.
>>7833491Would you be able to make a bulls-eye?
>>7833511If you're uncomfortable or don't want to draw porn than don't. It's not that weird.
>>7833542>Driver SF>a bad gameWhat a little shit.
Requesting the screencap of Jay's hiking trip
I was suppose to be drawing stuff. I ended up talking to you guys for the past hour.Now I don't feel like drawing.
>>7833592>>7833578Sure I will
>>7833594>Only Princesses get to be Alicorns>Princes are forever trapped beneath the glass ceiling of the Maretriarchy
>>7833616Dash it's okayIt's just a bookYou can come out now
>>7833580Why yes we do, you wouldn't have anymore applehips by chance would you?
You're not gay or anything, right man?
>>7833633Yup. But only about 4 more.
>>7833636I'd go gay for Bubble Berry
>>7833558>implying it's not all part of her plan
>>7833636>have gay sex with mpank>he just sees it as fooling around>can't even conceive that you love him
>>7833477>not 99 were boopedYou know Bonbon
>>7833636I dunno man. That one Futa Pinkie image that Apple did is pretty damn hot.
>>7833636Of course I am.>2013>not being gay for anything/one
>>7833624It was posted last thread>>7833086
>>7833625>4chan is my personal blog and I will treat it as such
>>7833477I can't even imagine that many ponies being booped at once.
>>7833615what if humans came to Equestria this wayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1DvCxSGo-Lo
>>7833661I think he means the actual blog post
>>7833636Oh no, I am gay. I came to terms with it about 2 years ago.Too afraid to go dating though, which is why I am depressed. I just do not know where to look for other gay guys who are not flamboyant and chill.
>>7833660Enjoy being in the minority.
>>7833671I don't know if this is it or if this is some other crazy nonsense but I don't feel like opening it to check
>>7833673Why on earth would you want Corwin to draw porn?
>>7833636yes i am pinkie im going to have to bone you but you can fuck me after
>>7833701Good, keep it to yourself.
>>7833681you're the kind of person that buys mac products just because everyone else is, aren't you?
>>7833511Nah, ain't nothing wrong with that. I usually only draw that stuff when I feel like doing something silly or stupid.Of course none of you would ever know of any of it.
>>7833689What if you just told him outright?What if he said he didn't realize you felt that way too
>>7833606>madI don't know anon, you seem like the only one who's mad here.I don't mean it in the lol u mad way either, but you seem upset over what doesn't seem to be malicious in any way.
>>7833636>implying r63 Pinkie isn't totally pansexual
>>7833711Sure. Just you don't act straight anywhere near me and I won't be gay around you.
You want to touch my what?
>>7833721>Spilling your guts>EverTHIS NEVER WORKS OUT, ANON. NEVER. LET THINGS HAPPEN NATURALLY. IF THEY DON'T, THEY WON'T.
>>7833726whoa she's chubby.
>>7833636Course not "Berry"
>>7833738Has japan started drawing now?
>>7833594Twilight stole them to become the princess.
>>7833719Are you retarded?
>>7833738I wanna touch your dick and your butt
>you will never be the slutty mare
>>7833756Wow you're slow.>>>/pixiv/
>>7833663I figured one of you anons would post that. You sure showed me!
>>7833766Why does rarity have two horsecocks
>>7833766carni's art is shit
>>7833767I do not understand this reference of which you are making.
>actually tried being with a dude IRL, did not like it at all>yet find futa/hermaphrodites to be sexually appealing>as well as pony/furry M/M artI don't even.
>>7833766>carnifex earns $70 for this QUALITY
Screen shot Apple Dash.
>>7833751Since she can't fly anyway she might as well indulge
>>7833738I want touch your cock with the back walls of my colon.
>>7833697So once he starts me and the other shit posters have a reason to chase him out/report his posts.
>>7833694>"...your hydration levels are so low, your blood isn't even moving."Every single time
>>7833784You're a faggot, anon.
>>7833793> filtering CCWoah, edges.
>>7833788>You will never cuddle a fat scootsWHY WAS I EVEN BORN?
>>7833784You're homosexual, but heteromanticYou like gay sex, but can't be romantically involved with actual guys. It's the difference between liking dicks and liking men.
>>7833677Have you tried a gay bar? Not everyone there is flaming, at least in my experience.Plus its always nice getting hit on, self-esteem booster even if it is older guys.
>>7833489>those faceshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0AiN8vrn9YIs it just me, or did Scar's VA play the Chaos sorcerer in the first DoW game?
>>7833813So he's a fag. Fuck man, just say it.
>>7833813>HeteromanticismI didn't even know that was a thing.
>>7833811Dude, gross, she doesn't even have her cutie markfucking unf
>>7833805He wouldn't even draw porn unless it was his fat furry waifu Femsnips.
>>7833830>You will never practice heteromancy
>>7833827Mentally bisexual, physically heterosexual.
Hey Corwin, you in here?
>>7833817I do not like to drink. Its not a self esteem thing, its a conflict of interest thing. I do not want random sex, I would like a relationship.I know that sounds like pure faggotry, but eh whatever, it doesn't matter
>>7833830Neither did I.Im pretty much the same but I wouldnt get romantically involved with anyone regardless of gender.
>>7833846For a little bit, I have like three things I should be working on. One of them is for school.
>>7833830I think it's just "heteroromantic bisexual".I'm pretty sure that what I am, but I've never tried being romantically involved with another guy, so who knows.
>>7833865fuck schooldraw porn and ponies, make dosh
>>7833865Well crap, I wanted to draw stupid stuff with you.
>>7833840>what ho, het wizard
>>7833854>I can't wrap my head around sexuality and attraction aren't as black and white as I'd like to think.You're the faggot here. The dumb faggot.
I like the cock.
>>7833809> not filtering retards who use MLPG as their personal blog
>>7833830It's like wanting to fuck a horse, but not wanting own a farm and marry it for life. Attraction is far from black and white. It's never just 2 choices; sexuality is pretty damn complicated. Most people are either homoromantic/ hetromantic + homosexual/heterosexual/bisexual
>>7833873I would never even think of drawing porn unless I got like really really good at anatomy and rendering. And even then... There's really not much that hasn't been covered already.>>7833877What did you want to draw?
>>7833877just fyi i didnt filter you, so you dont have to change your name
>>7833884If you want to learn just visit /r9k/.
>>7833887So he's a fag, is what you're saying.
>>7833887No, it's pretty black and white.Like dicks = cake boy.
Did everyone bring their pony?I brought mine
What the fuck is going on in this thread
>>7833898No idea. I figured you'd have some sort of idea or something. I haven't drawn any silly in ages. Maybe some anons can help us out?
>>7833900>having your cutiemark on your chest
>>7833784futa/hermaphrodites count as bisexual, and that's only if it's the male part that you're interested in.
>>7833915what are you doing with my little pony
>>7833900I fucking love this artist.
>>7833915But that's my pony
>>7833912>Anon proceeds to go pound three brewskies with his bros and then grunt at each other while watching DA GAME
>>7833653There's a trick to it.
>tfw less than 4 years til wizard unlocked
>>7833788I would indulge her forever
Next season all the ponies are genderswapped and you must be the patron human for one of the ponies. Which one?
>>7833909>>7833912so how's the latest family guy
Haha, I should be working on making more comics. Or whatever the fuck those things are considered.
>>7833918The faggitarius disease is spreading rapidly.It must be contained.
>>7833942>>7833950get a load of these fags
>>7833666>Twilight tries to read the mind of a human in statis>Something goes wrong with her spell and she has to relive the memories of an ODST/Imperial Guardsman/some other kind of soldier that leads a bloody and brutal lifeHow fucked in the head would she be when it was all over?
>>7833920Ehh, I don't think I'll have time for it tonight, to be honest. Maybe tomorrow. Feel free to send me a message if you ever want to have draw fun.
>>7833855Sadly this is true, random sex seems to be the only outcome of bars. Not entirely sure where people just meet without the drinking part.Perhaps the internet?
>>7833909ur mums a fag m8
Why all this discussion about cigarettes all of a sudden?
>>7833956I'm unfollowing you if cut that princess
>>7833855Same. It's a hard thing to find, but you'll find it
>>7833977Cigarettes?? I thought we were talking about bundles of sticks!
>>7833956but who are you?
>>7833968No worries, I'd be up for it anytime. Go finish your homework, kiddo.
>>7833977SomethingTumblr woke up and decided to check our privilege.
>>7833929>>7833939I think you're both very confusedThis is my ponyI even taught her how to scrunch
>>7833970I have been trying to find that out for a while, but I would rather someone who googles my name not find me on a gay dating site.
>>7833962She would immediately go insane.>reads the mind of a shock trooper>sees the untold horrors of many planets being annihilated for the protection and expansion of humanity
>>7834001horseapplesthat was our scrunchyou monster
>>7833999>By the booping of my thread>Something Tumblr is to be had
>>7833986Don't worry, I won't damage my shit.Buut I am going to have Twilight really want those wings for a series and or recurring joke.
>>7833999Tiarawhy is here?!!
>>7833962She would be really sad, she would tell her friends and Celestia and they would all try to wake him and give him a peaceful happy life.
>>7833949AJ, he's adorable.
>>7834027I don't think so. I still feel poor.
>>7834021>Cadance in innocuous day to day scenes>OH DEAR LUCKILY THAT FALLING SAW BLADE DIDN'T LAND ON YOUR PRECIOUS WINGS
>>7834031>Ponies find out how brutal humanity is.>They want to help you and give you a better life, as opposed to wanting to kill you.THIS MAKES MUCH MORE SENSE.
>>7834009>Reads the mind of a Sansha Loyalist/Blood Raider from Eve
>>7834031But anon, after countless wars and endless slaughter one comes to enjoy such a brutal life. Also, it would be fucking awesome if we could do pic related someday.
>>7834027I'm here every now and then, just not using my name anymore to avoid the shitposters derailing the thread like mad
>>7834062>she reads the mind of a neckbear
Which stallion would you want to pleasure most?
Just kidding, Little Caesar's fucking awful and only a step up from Chuck E. Cheese's.
>>7834056>Fluttershy sees you tormenting a parasprite pinned down by its wings and under a magnifying glass in direct sunlight>she gets incredibly upset, but you just shrug>"I thought these were pests you didn't want around anyways?"
EAT MY APPLES ANON
>>7834077>It permanently damages her mind, and she begins to conform to his sick fantasies.>Twily becomes the Slutty Mare.
>>7834085Little Caesars is shitty but it's cheap.
>>7834085>2nd panel twilightAnd i thought you knew your action lines.
>>7834087This sounds accurate.But why wouldn't he just pelt it with bird shot.
>>7834009>she goes for a ride through the mind of an Inquisitorial stormtrooper>years of life on a world under siege by orks becomes weeks of a world controlled by Chaos as the leaders of the world turn heretic in an effort to save themselves>the world is liberated and he is conscripted by an Inquisitor as he was one of the few surviving loyalists>her mind turns inside out as he is mindwiped by his new master>fighting Chaos>mind wipe>fighting Chaos>mind wipe>fighting against his master who has fallen to Chaos>mind wipeAnd it continues for decades. As far as her friends can see, her spell only took a few seconds to cast.
>>7834106its shit as usual just ignore it
hey braeburned, have you ever tried any 3d programs before?
>>7834107>You reminded the human that there are no bullets in Equestria.>Now hes depressed, AND has no parasprite to torture.
>>7834106It was a commission, so I drew with more abandon than I usually would.
>>7834089but i'm not hungry right now
>>7834105There was a local one that was pretty decent for a chain store back in the 90s but they never did any upkeep forever and when they finally did it was the new hot and ready thing and the quality became like about microwave stuff.
>>7834087Would you let a changling shy suck your blood?
>>7834136what have I donetruly the worst of fatesI shed a tear for my gunless brethren
>>7834031Are you kidding? After Twilight lived through his life, saw his actions through his eyes, she would do her best to keep something so casually monstrous in stasis. If he woke up they'd probably bypass the Elements of Harmony and send Discord after him.
>>7834141there are people on this earth who pay real human dollars to have ross draw fat fetish art for them
>>7834130I tried Zbrush a while back to experiment with pony head shapes, but no, I have literally zero knowledge. But, hopefully some upcoming classes of mine change thatwhy?
>>7834007You don't put your actual name on a public, gay dating site when you're in the closet, silly. You're also in online communities talking to people anonymously, there's always meeting someone that way.
hey gyus here is my art waht do you think about it????
>>7834159>ponies in fear of something so dreadful they would send the God of chaos after ithoo boy
I want to pounce on Bonbon and scratch her really good that one spot that's been bugging her for hours then jump off and flee the scene hooting like Daffy Duck.
>"Isn't this supposed to be some kind of party?"
>>7834152I thought that was Vampireshy
>>7834139>Filename.KILL THE WABBIT
>>7834186why does she look so tired
>>7834186No parties, only romance.
>>7834062>reads the mind of a mobile infantryman>reads the mind of a colonial marine>reads the mind of an X-Com agent that has risen from the rank of Rookie to Commander
>>7834136Fuck going there then.
>>7834154>although apparently disintegrating timberwolves is an acceptable pastime>human becomes the Wolf Puncher
>>7834194you try staying awake after 15 orgasms in a row.
>>7834160he's got the fat furry anthro market cornered I hear. you jealous of his popularity yet?
>>7834136But they have tanks.
>>7834179>God of Chaos meets this creature.>High five.
>>7834107They took his guns and ammo away. He's been making his own ammo behind their backs, but lacks the tools to make firearms. One of these days he'll find a way to get his guns back, one of these days.
Trying out color schemes.I'm happy with a couple of them, but others, I think I might have to vary a little more.
>>7834009>she reads the mind of MLPG"What's this "bimbo" thing...?"
>>7834213I don't remember seeing any tanks.
>>7834207Maaaan. She'd be the mostly snuggly thing ever after that. You could just be her nice smelling pillow for the rest of the night.
>>7834224If Berry Munch isnt your favorite you're a faget.
When did he start doing ponies that weren't anthro shit
>>7834229Shes in the show all the time, what the hell.
>>7834229>"YOU GUYS HAVE TANKS?!">human rides the tortoise
>>7834217I would be the broest of bros with Discord.Look at this fucking lord of chaos.
>>7834224You're lookin' pretty yellow. Switch it up a bit; use complimentary accent colors in the hair and eyes. www.colorschemedesigner.com
I think the worst realization is that my favorite clop writer is SAP
>>7834237>implying I didn't see this coming
>>7834224I suddenly want to give Berry Munch a piggyback.
>>7834224Too many yellow/oranges.
>>7834240When he realized anthro is shit
>>7834224>Samoa is a zebra>Zebras are from Africa>Samoa is an Island Nation in the Pacific, more along the lines of Hawaiiokay.
>>7834255>implying I didn't see you seeing it coming coming
>>7834250they're allowed to vote
>>7834261He's been doing a mix of both for a whileHe's never focused on one or the other, really.
>>7834240>human pussyit was almost perfect.
>>7834247>his face when
>>7834065We will, anon.One day we will rain down on alien worlds and conquer them.
>>7834163just curious. I was going to mention zbrush too if you hadn't, because those sculpting programs seem very geared towards artists like yourself that enjoy adding lots of fine details, so I'm interested to see what you could do with it. I've tried it a few times but haven't made anything worth posting, everything else has been done in 3ds max>But, hopefully some upcoming classes of mine change thatah, so you'll be taking a few 3d/sculpting courses then?
>>7834268Atryl doesn't like horse genitals, IIRC. At least, when it comes to vag that isSo he puts human anuses and vagoos on them.
>>7834286we will rain semen at this rate
>>7834284now make the whole thing purple and get rid of that floating block next to the arm
>>7834139His colored contacts fell out while running.
>>7834224Man, I love your art but you draw too much OCs lately.I miss time when you were drawing show characters
>>7834235>Snuggly>Not pass out in the middle of her last onehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJqFlqr9KSc&t=18s
>>7834284>no princess crownGoofed.
>>7834204>Timberwolves.>Diamond dogs.>Dragons.>The things they allow him to punch keeps him occupied.
>>7834274>implying I wasn't cumming while you saw me seeing it coming
>>7834179Yeah. The real question is, after Twilight showed Discord what she saw, what would he do? Would he like the violence, bloodshed, and death, or does he like more innocent chaos?
>>7834296>tfw horse pussy reminds me of loli pussy except on an adult
>>7834292>you will never give APCjack an apple
>>7834269Shes named after the cookie.
>>7834282no, it IS perfectfuck you horsefucker
>>7834249>>7834260That's what I've been using, actually.I guess I haven't been using it well, though.I'm trying to strike a balance between their colors being from the colors of the cookies themselves and the colors of the boxes they come in.>>7834269She's named after the cookie.>>7834304This won't last much longer. I promise.
>>7834327And the cookie is named after the Island.
>>7834325>You will never man Jeepity's gun
>>7834286And it will be the most glorious time in the history of humanity.
>>7834315He'd leave the ponies for the diamond dogs. They would fit his style of life much better.
>>7834322I think whoever made this got the holes wrong
>>7834337And your face is named after my tits.
>>7834240She looks like she has ass implants.
>>7834269what if zebra are from a small island nation?
>>7834342>shes carried more soldiers than APCjackSlut
>>7834348Umm no. One is for the flank, butthole, and whispering eye
>>7834337And the Island is named after a bird.
Yeah okay, it stopped being funny when I haven't actually posted in this thread in about an hour. Tripcode it is.
Why is Rainbow Dash so perfect?
>>7834360What if zebra has crush on pone but can't share her feelings and fumbles her rhymes every time to a point where it's just gibbrish?
>>7834361And Globemastershy can carry both Jeepity and APCjack at the same time.
>>7834380You should've just had one from the beginning.
ii think i just ate some pony gooam i going to die
>>7834376And it's pronounced "saam-oar", not "sam-moa"
>>7834403Yeah I know, just lazy, I guess.
>>7834410YesBut only until you reform
>>7834398W-what if a bird got caught in one of her engines?
>>7834410Depends, is it the body/mind control kind or the hard vore kind?
>>7834410No no no...The transformation is only beginning.But don't be surprised if you feel the urge to rub your new marecunt up against rough walls for release.
>>7834366yes, but it says her vagina smells bad and her ass is for fucking
>>7834369And? I like them, you can play with them and suck and do many kind of sensitive things ot make the lady squeal in delight.
>>7833462Horses don't lift their leg like that when they're going to pee.
What is the best unlikely ship?
>>7834427The fucking one is probably just pointing at Rarity in general
>>7834449You know it sweet cheeks
Whatever happened to this?
>>7834448awkward kissu time?
I had a dream last night about cuddling nonsexually with Rose.I have honestly never felt creepier.
She is such a QT3.14
>>7834416Will you please enable fan mail and asks and comments on posts on your Tumblr?I can't communicate with you. ;_;
>>7834468did she smell like feet and old Chinese food? Cummed up fur? Details Anon, details.
>>7834464People couldn't handle Yandereloo
>>7834464It became canon but then cosmo started crying so we agreed to humor his delusions.
>>7834468rose as in roseluck or rose as in panda cumdumpster wannabe.
>>7834410No. You will become a goopony, which is to say you will become a regular pony.
>>7834481I do not think a twifag has any say in the matter at this time.
>>7834476scootaloo when did you become so rapey
>>7834490She looked kind of like this girl I go to class with who reminds me of her. She was human and there were no smells involved. It was cute and fulfilling at the time, but I woke up feeling so fucking weird.
>>7834487Fluttershy, it's not polite to ask people if you can see their genitals.
>>7834503>TwifagBut that's wrong, retard.
>>7834487I'd love a CreeperShy
>>7834497The second one.
>>7834511I kind of wish I had cuddly dreams about contributors.
>>7834522>>7834538Dash is my favorite pegasus.
>>7834540I wish I didn't. I don't even talk to her that much. I don't want to be a weirdo. ;_;
>>7834511>fulfillingEh... That's neat... I guess.She's just a girl, remember that.
>>7834304I thought we only thought OCs were bad if they were made by someone outside MLPG.
>>7834543Looks like the new stats are out for the fav characters
>>7834545I already feel bad, I just thought I'd share.
I slept all day because of my fever and now I can't sleep.
>>7834557KICKY LITTLE LEGS
>>7833462she's just a shitty OC background pony
>>7834557Wash it already
>>7834444You know I had to do it...
>>7834559>Silver Spoon last>Rainbow Dash firstMotherfucker you better cite me some sources.
>>7834543YOU KNOW WHATFUCK YOU
>>7834544I don't have the courage to actively talk to contributors and become frens, so I would use it as overcompensation to keep me emotionally satisfied. That's kind of creepy, right?
>>7834571No its better when it is dirty
>>7834540>tfw you have that dream>It's Silverman
>>7834538>Ну что, извращенец озабоченный, покувыркаемся?heh
>>7834600Silverman, pls go.
>>7834586Why is her leg wrinkled?
>>7834608She's supposed to be wearing stockings.
Give me something to draw quick before I go to bed.
>>7834603What does it say?
>>7834608CelluloseShe's getting old
>>7834608She kicked one time too many
>>7834615Fat stinky mule Rarity.
>>7834617>cellulose>rainbow dash has been a tree the whole time
>>7834605Um...That's not me.
>>7834615Game Grumps with a pone
>>7834615Human Gilda's unshaved cunt
>>7834608She's getting old and unattractive.
>>7834616According to google translate: Well, pervert worried, pokuvyrkalis?I dunno.
>>7834629That makes this ship a whole lot more credible.
>>7834633AND NONE OF THAT "CUTE LITTLE TUFT" BULLSHIT.UPPER THIGHS TO BELLY BUTTON, AND FUCKING MATTED.
>>7834633>It naturally grows as a landing strip.>"How are you straight again"
>>7834615Applejack painting a bowl of apples and telling them to quit moving.
Dunno if anyone posted this, but the Fluttershy spotlight for Fighting is Magic came out. Might have been lost in all the hubbub lately.http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=nzGkjAiuE1MAll her combos look the same and the animations still seem unfinished.
>>7834662Man, her legs look tiny there compared to her arms.I wish to hold and play with her kicky legs and feel them gently kicking me in her sleep.
>>7834666No taste. You ought to be ashamed.
>>7834671technically arent they all her legs?
>>7834649>Shes so butch her bush grows in a plad pattern.
>>7834654>it's shaped like an actual airstrip>she plays with small toy planes landing on and taking off from her mons>even makes the sound effects and does all the pilot-control tower dialogue
>>7834662As much as i despise her characterthose damn legs
>>7834649Butbut gilda is covered in fur n' feathersplease think about what you're doing
>>7834641Must suck being unattractive twice.
I do not have a picture that can accurately describe my levels of d'aww
Egoraptor and JonTron go to Equestria. Egoraptor falls for Fluttershy. But what happens when JonTron gets the CMC stuck in the Everfree forest with only an old Mega Man 7 cartridge?
>>7834684holy shit yesshe is mine
>>7834633I kinda did that-->>7834649--now that's just gross.
>>7834686We're talking human Gilda, here.And human Gilda has a lot of fucking pubes.
>>7834686I guess you never saw how the furries deal with an unkept pubic region eh?
>>7834695As always, the wings make it better.
>>7834695I do not find that Japanese dance to be at all cute.
>>7834695Dashie sure is a cute horse
>>7834711Its a german dance you twit
>>7834684>Control Tower this is flight D-1K requesting clearance for landing
>>7834704>Human gildaProbably the best humanizations in general. I've always liked short haired lesbians. Except the old ones, eww.
>>78346952006 Pls go.
>>7834715I don't know what I am supposed to not be wincing at...Anon, horses occur naturally, all horses are not a play on MLP...
>>7834661I've never really been too excited about the game itself since fighters aren't my thing, but so far I've loved all of the music that they've made for it.
>>7834695the wingflap makes it all
>>7834695Has this been done with Caramel yet?
>>7834738Exactly.It's always the wings, man.They're so expressive.
>>7834721>They flipped the image.>They literally flipped the image to make that.
>>7834734Was gonna say, the music is the best part of that video.
>>7834721I don't know anything about the origin of the dance itself, but the song's originally from Sweden.
>>7834757The song is german. The dance comes from the opening of an anime. Before being set to that song, it used to be an ancient /f/ meme to set it to Walk This Way.
>>7834760>>7834761My point exactly. Svenska is like a poor Germany.
>>7834757>fuckin love music like that>not a soul must know
>>7834757sounds Japanese to me
Have you served the Emperor today, MLPG?
Applejack? Had a good shot at being my favorite, but then another grew on me too much and I realized she is me
What would you do if you found out pony was trying to steal your protein?
>>7834777>tfw they took Faust's wings and gave them to Twilight.
>>7834777Fuck no. My ponies are Mechwarrior ponies.
>>7834777I serve no xeno scum.
>>7834781You're an uneducated hillbilly apple farmer who harvests apples by kicking apple trees and also you are a female horse?
>>7834772Well, then clean the shit out of your ears, scheisskopf.
>Girl at work relieves me on a shift.>Can't be dicked to turn off the phone as I open the door for her to get in the kiosk.>MLAaP2 is blaring out of the phone.>She immediately perks up asking what music that was.>Explain it, give a site out, etc.>Realize what I did after I clocked off.Ah balls.
>>7834781pony shouldn't be growing on you. You should probably see a doctor and get that checked out.
The dance is from Popotan. The dance is Japanese. The song is by Caramell, who are Swedish.
>>7834806Fuck, meant for >>7834777
>>7834729Human Gilda is pretty neat
>>7834804>relieves me>tfw I imagine that as meaning she gave you a handjobI read too much fapfiction.
>>7834301>>7834308I did you one better.>>7834412Now you gotta do it all over again.
>>7834817Haha! No! You love dashie!
>>7834804you did what now?
>>7834788For fucks sake Shining Armor, get that oil out of your fur...You aren't even a mechanic, this is just embarrassing...No, it doesn't make you look cooler, it just makes you look like a fucking tool.
You know, I really think orkpones would work much more than space marinepones.Both orkyz and ponies are magic, orkyz have dakka, ponies have friendship.Nothing can go wrong.
>>7834830>You will never have a polyamourous relationship with Lyra and Bonbon.WHAT IS THE POINT OF EVEN LIVING?
>>7834722>"Hey, dweeb - it's only funny if I do it!"
>>7834836Breached power level by giving her Eurobeats bandcamp site.
>>7834830Nah, I'm pretty sure I like ganking incursion runners for grorious reader Sansha.
False start Labor Boy. Training is over for you, Wet Nose! Report to Training Command and tell them to send MechWarriors instead of Free Birth laborer toads. Get out of my face! Fluttershy is the worst freeborn scum pilot.
>>7834847TOO BADTHE PLANE HAS BEEN HIJACKED IT CAN'T BE CONTROLLEDTOWER CAN'T STOP IT
>>7834891>flak guns come out of her giant bush>even makes mechanical noises
>>7834721>>7834695Woah.What a fagget. I just realized he literally traced Rainbow's work. The movements is all the same and there was no good caramelldansesn animation until Rainbow drew these two, with Flutters and RD.Seriously, what the fuck. Why people do that?
Would you cuddle with her during the cold winter night?
You may choose one pony.You must furiously lick, sniff, and kiss her anus. For three solid minutes. Or you shall be banished from Equestria and cursed to a horrible life in humanworld for the rest of your life.Which pone do you choose?
>>7834907I would cuddle literally any mare during a cold winter night.
>>7834907Hell yeah I would.She is adorable.
>>7834907I guess I wonder if her wings are all leathery or if they feel like velvet
>>7834908>i've never had my butt licked before
>>7834907Have you seen the latest Night Guard ponies from EP?
>>7834907Doesn't she have this guy?
>>7834922ooohh, velvety wingsdo want
>>7834828Goddamn, stop making me not be productive for other unproductive things I could not be doing.
>>7834932Not too sure what that is.
>>7834908I want to choose one that would at least understand the situation and try to make it as easy for me as possible. Pinkie Pie is out. Dash is out. Fluttershy would freak out too much. Providing Rarity, AJ, and Twilight don't have sadistic streaks, it would have to be one of them.I guess I'd pick Twilight, because maybe she knows why I have to do this and would do her best to help me.
>>7834945>magically makes her ass taste like your favorite fruit
>>7834958That would certainly be considerate of her.
>>7832206Been a while since I posted here. That spoken word bit mid-way through wasn't even supposed to be there, I included it figuring they'd get rid of it (the original had an old-timey radio effect over it), but they asked for the original, unchanged, and avex didn't request its removal either.It's still a little embarassing, but I've heard a few people really enjoy it being there, so I suppose it works out.
>>7834962This comic would work just as well without any speech bubbles at all. Perhaps even better.
>>7834908>tfw if I did this for my ex we would probably still be together
>>7834944>>7834967EquestriaPrevails. He's the one who designed her and Sun Captain.
>>7834981You'd do it for pony thought, wouldn't you anon?
>>7834972Damn it, if you're going to put something in your mouth can it at least be my dick?
>>7834942Perfect. Absolutely perfect.
>>7834972oh shit haha someone actually made one where shes eating it.Fantastic, didnt think it would happen.
>>7834971Quoted the wrong post. >>7832179 was the one I meant to reference.
>>7834933>"Okay, so - Luna, Celestia and Cadence. Fuck, Marry, Kill. Go.">"I'm not playing this game with you.">"Why not?">"It's stupid."
>>7834973why do you hate words?
>>7834996Just imagine this wrapping around it
>>7834971>Been a while since I posted here.Y-you're not getting tired of us, are you??
>>7835010Like the cmc?
>>7835010I want to taste her goo. I want to taste it and see how it feels. I want sloppy gooey long tongue makeouts.
>>7835019Guess you can say hes drifting away
>>7835027>tfw you dont know bearrunes
>>7835030Probably tastes and feels like Allergies
>>7835027>not knowing how to read communismFeels bad.
>>7835030It's probably very thick and tastes likeGreen mike and ikes
>>7835043Are you implying that it's snot, anon?
Here you go.I'm off to bed. See you guys tomorrow!
>>7835037That must suck.They fucking love chrissy it seems
>>7834991Well, now that I'm aware women actually enjoy anal, probably.
>>7835008>"...Blueblood, Shining, and Soaren?">'What the hell is that supposed to mean?'>"Oh please, you weren't a little curiou->'Kill, kill, and hes my drinking buddy you freak.>"Pfft!"
>>7835009here i made it better
>>7835019Heavens, no. If anything I've been waiting for a half-decent reason to take up your time. Sadly I've made nearly fuck-all progress on any new songs— Ken is still pretty sick so "Fly" is on the backburner in the meantime, and I just can't seem to kick out a single remix of the remaining S3 songs.Specifically, I really want to try my hand at Raise This Barn, but even with the directions I could take it (one is to style it similarly to "Alamo" by Ken Martin, link provided at the end of this post), but... I just can't seem to get myself together or like anything I make Ponybeat-wise.I *am* looking forward to performing in the next couple of months though. I'm already confirmed for four conventions this year, and a couple more shouldn't be too far off. Gonna be a busy guy.
>>7835009Words killed my parents.
>>7835060ah manthe russians would totally be my niggas if I could understand them
>>7835067Looks like I'm renaming my file.
>>7835064If by better, you meant awful, sure it's very better now.
>>7835055Maybe...either way it's probably nasty and unpleasant
>>7835068You gonna livestream again with some of these songs you are making?Perhaps get some viewer feedback from the chat and stuff?
>>7835087Hey AA before you go. Did you ever find out about that one message you got?
>>7835113Noooo... I'm sure it's gooey and warm and pleasant. Just like Chrysalis herself. Christ, I just want to snuggle that bug horse.
>>7835108but that is the flag of the DDR
Preggo pony is best pony.
>>7835127No. Probably someone trying to wind me up. I've disabled Anonymous messages for now, though.
>>7835128She can get a littleAggressiveWith the snuggles
>>7835108Soviet Changeling Empire
>>7835130>tfw dinofag got rain working like I like it in gamesNow all I need to do is convince him to do decent cloth physics and i'll be in pretty dresses walkin in the rain in no time.
>>7835154Well... I think I could endure. She's only got those tiny little fangs anyway. It would be worth it I think.
>>7835141>Daring Do having to give birth while tied up and captured
>>7835148You know it had to be some dick from here. It wasn't me though. I wouldn't do something that rude to someone neat like you.
>>7835160but it's a german flag, not soviet
>>7835119I might if I ever get far along enough on a remix to warrant continuing it.My big issue, what's keeping me from finishing a remix, is making it unlike every other fucking Ponybeat song. I realize just now that I didn't include the song I was going to style RTB after, so here it is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DknP62CEwV8Ah, what SAIFAM can do when they give a shit about the genre... by the way, if you're irritated by nonsensical lyrics, don't listen too intently to that song. A bandit, OHHHH!Anyway, it's fairly unconventional for Eurobeat in terms of riffs— that sound choice isn't exactly the usual "chunky chord" I tend to go with, and the saws are a bit more resonant. I'd love to work with their patches and make a less cookie-cutter Ponybeat entry.
>>7835148>>7835178What are you niggers talking about?
pregnancy is not hot
>>7835165That would be so hot. Oh fuck, add another fetish to the list....the ever growing list...
Is Glitter Shell a trap or what?
>>7835187Someone's been giving AA shit for "making fluffy ponies" or some shit.
>>7835189Are you kidding? Have you ever fucked a pregnant woman?That shit is like a furnace
>>7835163>mfw i have been doing school things and not ponycrossing for like two weeksuhum
>>7835165>>7835190She makes due with what she has
>>7835189you gotta be kiddin me
>>7835208I would allow her one little love nip.One.Unless I DID end up loving it...
>>7835201dinofag plsI must be in pretty dresses and walk around town with other MLPGers.please
>>7835197She'd make one hell of a kamikaze.
>>7835189I think that a pregnant belly is attractive, but I can not reconcile it with the fact that there is a child living in there, so I can't find it hot.
> tfw Iron Will and Discord are the only characters that can hug Celestia's neck.It ain't fair.
>>7835224Her bit releases a mild anesthetic and boosts pleasure.
>>7835243Well, fuck, if that were the case I'd be more than willing to indulge her.
>>7835178Most likely. I figure no anonymity will handle it for now, though.
>tfw cannot act on impregnation fetish
>>7835242This post would've made sense if I had posted my picture along with it.>>7835252And Chrystalis.
>>7835251Who could say no to a face like this anyway
>>7835238I also have this problem, which is why I like stuffed bellies that look like they're pregnant.Good ones don't exist in real life though, except sometimes as pot-bellies on men.I hate my fetishes.
>>7835258Oh boo hoo, I can't act on any of my fetishes due to them being impossible. Go bang a fat chick.
>>7835264Oh god... It's happening again... I thought I was finally free of her wickedness.
>>7835233ill see what i can do about cloth physics. i know there will need to be some kind of wind sock in town.clothing may be difficult, as physics engines often have trouble with things laying on top of other things.would cloth physics manes be an acceptable compromise?
How the fuck do you always have something to talk about
>>7835258>tfw when I can't act on my cartoon pony fetishfuck you anon, you can fuck a pregnant chick if you want.
>>7835238>>7835189>not being touched by the beauty of the fact that she's carrying your child - that a new life will be born from your love.>not knowing it'll be as beautiful as its mother>not being excited to see your baby's face for the first time, to give it a name, to feel its little hand around your finger
>>7835270The best picture to that effect is that one human Pinkie Pie where she has the mug of cider. She just looks so happy. I don't have the picture though.
>>7835276There is no escape
>>7835264Simple, I get a neon sign that says "Never".
>>7835277I think most games do a middle ground where the cloth is static until the leg area, then its all science and shit.think doin the mane part will help you figure out the dress part?
>>7835276no such thing
>>7835271Impossibility is a turn off for me.Like I look at same-size vore and all I can think is 'how?'
>>7835288Only if she promised to stop trying to conquer my pony friends. Then I think I could give in.
>>7835264I cant lover her anymore after she destroyed that town full of kittens. Why chrysalis, why.
>>7835294its just a matter of making object cloth-ybut yes, having flexible skirt ends would work
>>7835277>cloth physics>not jiggle physics for springy cartoon manes and tails>not just using prerendered animations and leaving all that simulation shit out of your programmingAre you making a game or a tech demo
>>7835300>its a horse
>>7835277Animal Crossing didn't really have anything like that though, did it? You just had the geometry of the character and the horns/hair/whatever was just a shape, wasn't it?Sometimes Simplicity is the best course of action.
>>7835295God she's beautiful. ;_;
>>7835299MaybeJust for youYou'd be seeing this chamber a lot though
>>7835307cool. it would probably look weird anyway with physics on the whole dress. clipping out the ass (literally) and everything.
>>7835300>>7835320a black beauty?
>>7835261So ponies are constantly eye level with Iron Will's dick?unf
>>7835325I could handle it. I mean, I'm not on the xeno scum kick like some of the people here. I think she's beautiful and sexy and cute and everything. It's the evil that I have trouble with.But if she could keep that evil in check, just a little bit.... I'd have no problem spending as much time as possible in the chamber.
>>7835331yes, and spike is constantly eye level with winking mare vagina
>>7835321they were limited by the technology, i am notalso its not difficult to program or anything, it just depends on if the engine premits it. i cant really change stuff that low level. its either on or off
>>7835335Perhaps with enough love you could make her whole again
>>7835339So you're saying Spike > pony vagina> Iron Will dick?Is that right?
>>7835340Yeah, but what I'm saying is - just because you can, doesn't always mean you should.
>>7835184Ooh, that would be interesting if you made it sound like that.Heh, sounds like you hit a little, er, musicians block?
>>7835353but if she's whole there will be no more holes for my dick
I am firmly convinced that Chrysalis has you fags under her spell. Can't you see that she's a monster? She would only use you, and any promises she'd make would only be to get your love. You couldn't change her. You probably wouldn't even stay alive very long in her company. You are her food.
>>7835361>you are her foodunf
>>7835353Oh god, don't tempt me.She's a tricky one. I don't know if I could trust her.
>>7835287Oh, you mean this one? I had to mount my backup drive to find it.Yeah, it's pretty good. Probably one of the best pictures that accurately sums up my fetish.
>>7835353>>7835360You misspelled "whore"
>>7835361It's funny - you could say the same for Cadence.She canonically can force people to fall in love with her.
>>7835354> Spike/Iron Will tag teaming poniesunf
>>7835361>People who see a cute bug horse are under her spell.>She is actually a hideous xenomorph type thing.
>>7835369Yeah, I don't even have a inflation/fat/stuffing/whatever fetish, but I fucking love this one. It's just so Pinkie.
>>7835359>"a little"I haven't been able to make a Ponybeat-specific tune for what feels like a fucking month now. This isn't musician's block, this is a musician's fucking boulder.I didn't even have this much trouble with some of the S1 songs like the intro theme or Discord. I'm really hoping it's temporary, and not symptomic of burnout.
>>7835361I'm not actually serious about what I say though.
>>7835355i know what you mean though. it may look out of place, or fit right in. i wont know until i try
>>7835378>xenomorph type thing>hideouswow rude
>>7835361>>7835384Let me say that, if she was real, if she wouldn't kill me on sight, and if there was at least a little bit of hope that she could be changed or that she used to be good... I would have to try.
>>7835390If xenomorphs had pussies I'd bang 'em.
>>7835382im telling you man, fucking IDM, change genres entirelylisten to amon tobin
>>7835390I know, man. They're kawaii.
>>7835394Consider that Xenomorphs were designed by HR Giger.He gave their tongues teeth.Imagine what he did down there.
>>7835401Doesn't matter. Had sex with an alien.
oh no jessy's butt
>>7835396IDM? Intelligent Dance Music?I've gone over this, the problem with that is you have to have Intelligence to make dance music Intelligent. And I don't quite fit that bill.Sadly one genre I have improved a bit in is generic brostep, but that's more for shits and giggles and proof that I can do more than eunce alone, than much else.
>>7835407Don't worry, I'll fill it right back up.
I bet Changlings don't even poop. I mean it's not like they eat real food.They probably have no sex organs that you could stick your dick in.
>>7835393But anon, don't you see? She has literally been shown in the show to have the powers of hypnotism. Whatever you thought of her, you couldn't be sure is real. Even if she really IS evil, you might think she's good again. Really, you'd be a mind slave.But you probably think that would be "hot".
>>7835418>they shit love waste
>>7835418Holes. They have holes.
>>7835418They have mouths and tongues, anon.
>>7835368Just be ready to put up with some weird shit in the meanwhile
>>7835418They're shapeshifters, they can have whatever the fuck they want
>>7835423Do you think Changlings shit hate?>>7835425Sharp jagged holes from the looks of it. It'd be like fucking a rock.
>>7835396IDM is the most pretentious term. What's wrong with EDM.
>>7835422What if she hypnotised you into thinking it was hot?
>>7835431> implying fuck you
>>7835425I am so turned off by the idea of fucking a hole in a changeling's hoof. I mean, I imagine the holes would be hard and solid. Like a hole through wood or something. I don't like to stick my dick in something hard and solid and smooth. It freaks me out.
>>7835409stop saying you can't do shit.idm just has lots of layers and soundscapes, you do that just fine.give it a shot
>>7835407I want to do Things to that butt
>>7835438THEN I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW!SEE??It's better not to even risk it. E-even if there is a cute fairy princess in there begging for release... We'd only get hurt in the end. ;_;
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=lg_FoEy8T_Awhy the fuck it exist
>>7835373>Cadence can literally make ponies fall in love.>Chrysalis did not target her for her invasion plan.She could have posed as shit for brains and had the literal love power plant...And Twilight would have not notices, because lets face it, her brother isn't the sharpest bowling ball in the bag.
>>7835422What if I already get off on that?
>>7835457Then I'm not addressing you. I'm talking to these asshole who think they can "save" her.
>>7835407>"Hurr, her butt is owned by me XD"that is literally but that artist did.
>>7835429I would give it to her however she wanted it...
>>7835447Griffy already wrecked that shit. You still want it?
>>7835437I have one issue with "EDM" as it's used now— it's a sort of poor title, as it's either too INclusive for a genre (Eurobeat would technically qualify alongside and on the cover of Super Eurobeat 221 they even tried... God help me.), or too specific for its own title (it TENDS to refer to, rather specifically, house, dubstep, neurofunk, trap, etc). There are too many genres that EDM COULD be, and yet too many genres that EDM ISN'T, to be a singular genre of its own....I'd stay to chat further, but I'm already sleep-deprived and gotta wake up in 5 hours. Goodnight, all, and I hope to give you something worth listening to very soon.
>>7835469Ah, well then. Carry on, good sir.
>>7835475no I think you just made that up
>>7835451I have to try
>>7835475u wot m8
>tfw Fluttershy will never ruin my anus.WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?
>>7835492Is that Infamous?The ending of that series was depressing as fuck.
>>7835492fuck off zekeyou weren't even a good character until the second game
>>7835496To disappoint your parents.
>>7835429Isn't there one of those with text along the lines of "used your waifu as an incubator"?
>>7835502>implying it's overzap motherfucka
>>7835496>tfw I was bornWHY WAS I EVEN BORN?!
Do you still like ponies, or just the feelings you associate with ponies?
>>7835502YeahThat it wasTangentially related Zapplejack
>>7835514I like ponies. It aint so magical anymore, but then again I'm also not super duper depressed anymore either.
>>7835514>not loving ponies because of the feelings they give youFUCK YOUR MUTUAL EXCLUSION.
>>7835520Glad to hear that, anon.
>>7835484God help us if Eurobeat burns himself out...Homework assignment, get him some music shit or some shit to get his shit in place and shit.this shit is serious.
>>7835451Okay okay... What about this...You're in Ponyville for a while. You're reading books at Twilight's. You find something about how Chrysalis might have perhaps used to have been some sort of fluttery pone princess, and that she can be brought back with honest love that hasn't been coerced. Twilight tell's you it's an old ponytale, or some terrible pun like that.But you keep having dreams where Chrysalis is crying out for you to help her...Would you attempt to infiltrate the hive and hug her back to the light?
>>7835518>Kill all the Conduits>Kill all the HumansI wish those games would let you take a third option.
>>7835518Ha ha, whos that handsome devil.
>>7835532Man, I wouldn't be able to resist something like that. I'd have to try to bring her back. I'd tell Twilight and her friends not to come after me if I don't return. ;_;
>>7835529I've been depressed since like 2009 or something, but I've been on medication for it ever since. I tend to mess up and stop taking it and have bouts of why the fuck bother now and then, but I've been doing great since last fall.Sucks that I tend to work better when I'm depressed, but I'd rather be unmotivated instead of dead inside.
>>7835514I like ponies and I like the feelings I associate with them. They're good feelings
>>7835532I guess I'd be in a bad fanfiction, wouldn't I?
>>7835532Shit, I got infected with a memetic agent. Time to sudoku.>>7835540Oh hey, anonymous delivers in under thirty minutes. How about that.
>>7835540I'll rape you
>>7835540The thought of mai waifu thoroughly fucked by Chrysalis and full of eggs makes me reconsider whether or not my waifufaggotry was ever pure.
>>7835514I love ponies.And ponies love me back
>>7835536Kinda like in Alpha ProtocolIf you have a high enough technical aptitude or are a vet you can save your bro and get the Halbech data at Brayko's mansionThat was pretty neatTuuuuuurn up, the raaaadio!
>>7835548Just indulge the hypothetical, mister grumpy pants.
>>7835540Wait. How did she fuck herself and lay eggs in herself?
>>7835547What kind of feelings do you associate with JJ and tiarawhy's ponies?
>>7835540Which pony would make the best incubator?Consider that they feed off of love.
>>7835514I like the show, I love the characters, and you assholes somehow lowered my stress levels and my blood pressure.Hell, you make me laugh a lot and I try to make you do the same in return.So, both, I guess.
>>7835524I meant more the feelings it gave you when you first got into it.
>>7835573You know it's Pinkie. It's always Pinkie.That's why Chrysalis steals all the Pinkiefags. I would hold that little pink thing tight and keep her safe from changelings.
Would you guys still waifu Chrystalis if she laid her eggs in your bladder by injecting your urethra?
>>7835536The best heroes are the ones who, when given two shitty choices, say "Fuck that!" and make their own options.
>>7835590That sounds like it would really hurt. I would only still love her if either it was a biological necessity or if she used some sort of anesthetic agent.
>>7835590>implying that's not already in the top five favorite places I want her ovipositor going
>>7835594So you're a fan of Kirk, then.
>>7835540that's itthis bitch is fucking deadnobody touches my african zebra goddess
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME? MLPG CAN'T EVEN KEEP ON TOPIC PASSED ONE POST. YOU FAGGOTS SHOULD BE RENAMED OFF TOPIC GENERALSHERE HAVE SOME FUCKING APPLEJACK YOU FAGGOTS
>>7835585What if there was a wayward changeling just bumming it around Ponyville and Pinkie Pie wanted to throw a party for him to cheer him up
>>7835601Yeah, no. She's not going to numb you. It doesn't matter if you're in pain or not. The eggs just need somewhere to stay warm.She could care less about you.
>>7835570They're alright, not my personal favorites but they certainly aren't terrible.
>>7835610Fuck you, I laughed
>>7835595Gilda, please, its way past Christmas take the holiday shit down.
>>7835612African zebra goddess you say
>>7835614Applejack is a pone.Here's Pinkie!
>>7835618Elslowmo confirmed to jack off to JJ and tiarawhy.What an entry-level pleb.
>>7835616>The positive emotions around the party are like Chocolate cake and ice-cream to him>After the party's over he's logy and sluggish and kinda drunk and just wants to sleep.
>>7835617Adrenaline has a wonderful pain-deadening effect. I'm sure if she does the whole horror-movie-monster thing to me first to get me good and terrified, I won't notice.
>>7835626nigga what is this shitzecora dont need no wingsshe got da voodoo, de old magic
>>7835634Nah, she acts like a melodramatic Saturday morning cartoon villain. Then just pops that sucker in.So it's like your urethra is getting raped by a female version of the Shredder.
>>7835540What if she's my waifu?
>>7835618Libman pone's face tumor is unsettling
>>7835630Oh no my secret has been reveled! Now I must flee the country and seek a new life elsewhere.
>>7835632>The next morning he is hung over and groggy.>Pinky appears and in her usual self wakes him up with party poppers and a song.>His head is pounding, but he can't help but feel a little better from it.
up and down up and down
>>7835614>MLPG>Keep on topic after one post
>>7835654Pinkie is extremely radioactive and causes instant mutations in anyone she touches.
>>7835676I assume that is how Gummy lost his teeth.
>>7835676unfI want to put my penis in her radioactive vagina
>>7835682Pinkie pulled em out so he could lick her vag better.
>>7835682Years ago Gummy was a simple mild mannered Filipino boy.
which pony loves cheek-rubbies the most?
>>7835686>Having sex with Pank>Radioactive vagina mutates your dick into a horsecock
>>7835702That's the story of 0r0.
>>7835647"Oh, you're awake.""G'morning, Chrys...""No, it's not. Not yet."Suddenly, your world becomes little more than searing pain as her ovipositor forces its way down your urethra, throbbing as she pumps the eggs she produced overnight into your bladder."Ah, much better. Now it's a good morning." There's a kiss on your nose, and she smiles at you. Her ovipositor's still twitching away inside you, each jolt of pain just unexpected enough to keep you from passing out. "How're you, sweetheart?"
>>7835706Shut up 0r0.
>>7835688>implying it wasn't so he wouldn't bite her mutant dick off when she fucks his face
>tfw found an awesome as fuck apartment>tfw price I can afford>tfw allows cats>tfw want to sign today>tfw see "Visits: Evenings and weekends only"fucking shit what kind of fucking rule is that?
>>7835722>implying you have any friends
>>7835713Pfft, you're just jealous that I can ship myself with anyone I want.Guess you'll just have to sit there and dream you were so talented.
>>7835726Confirmed for not 0r0
>>7835731Shut up, 0r0.
>>7835708I don't know if I want that...
>>7835726>Not shipping yourself with a ship.
>>7835708She wouldn't even call you sweetheart. She doesn't love you. She loves your love.
>>7835741>Not shipping yourself with a ship on a ship
>>7835743>implying she's not using emotional manipulation to get what she wants
>>7835736>it's the only affection you have received from anyone for decades>the pain at least lets you know that you are still able to feelHow about now?
>>7835735I need to get back to drawing myself fucking Alicorn Twilight.I too have wings and a horn.
>>7835743She wouldn't even interact with you.She would just make you think you were for maximum extraction while you rotted in a pod.
>>7835736Where's googly-anon?He needs to do this image.
It continually concerned me that people are so into manipulation. Doesn't seen healthy.
>>7835753She's already got what she wants. No need to pretend anymore. Soon enough all the Changlings are going to rip out of your bladder and take your lower torso with them.
>>7835765>no wingsFanon bullshit
>>7835757Aw gee, let's do this. But only if there's no medical issues afterwards. Only pain.
>>7835724I do2, but we hang out a ton
Chrysalis sure gets this thread goingFor better or for worse
>>7835776What do you call the guy who takes photos of pictures with googly eyes glued on?Or whatever
>>7835786Calm down dante
>>7835779You've got changeling eggs up you. Would you consider that to be an 'issue'?
>>7835785RCH. Thats his name.
>You will never fuck Celestia's huge butt and make her royal carriage dangerously teeter side to side
>>7835792buck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck youbuck you
>>7835802Oh. Well RCH needs to get on that!
>>7835815It stands for Rock Cock Hero.
>>7835785I kinda have a tumblr for these shenanigans.http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/
>>7835736The first day she woke you up like this, you screamed bloody murder and tried to claw her off you. She had to bite, as much as she hates having her prey pass out on her. Now it's just routine enough to warrant a stifled yelp. You still go through sheets at an alarming rate, even though you learned to keep your fingernails trimmed. She just keeps finding new ways to surprise you.Once you asked her why she does it every morning. Her reply? "You like taking a shit and having coffee in the morning, and I don't question that. Roughly the same idea. Besides, what kind of queen would I be if I turned down the gift of a willing incubator for my brood?"
>>7835822I'm sorry for not knowing you were the one who did those. The general becomes a bit of a blur sometimes and it's hard keeping track of everyone.
>>7835822>Following tumblrof a boring, mediocre writefag who is always crawling for attentionI leled so hard that my floor turned into a lel
>>7835833Don't worry about it man, I fart around as Anon so much it was a mater of time.
>>7835822>http://thegooglieponies.tumblr.com/Why are you following Wolf Nanaki? He like never posts anything worth reading.Did you just like his cock?
>>7835822I was totes gonna follow you but you dont follow me
>>7835853I was just cycling through tumblrs...
>>7835796What happen to the eggs? Do they grow in me? Do they hatch inside my abdomen and feed on my insides?
>>7835869That depends. Did you fertilize them the night before?
>>7835864Shit, sorry man, you got a link?
>>7835868Riiiiight, just accidentally cycled through a tumblr and stopped to click follow.Sounds logical.> captcha: rchnori dejected
>5:40 am>the time where the high school/college kids have gone to sleep and the mlpg adults havent woken up yet>just the EXTREME loosers onlinesigh.
>>7835877Nah, I'm only funning with you. I don't care about tumblr followers or anything like that.
>>7835878>not following everyone from the generalHah!
>>7835878F-fine, I was trying to be a tumblrslut and get the dirty followers!I WAS DRUNK AND MY MORALS WERE DEPRECIATED!
>>7835830Laying eggs is like taking a shit in the morning for changelings?
>>7835869Its like those Wasps that fry Roach's brains so they can plant their eggs in them. When they mature they feed on your emotions until they're strong enough to bite their way out.
>>7835881>everyone is from the same time zone>America is the only country that exists
>>7835830If I'm only an incubator, does that mean the eggs won't hatch in me and I'll piss them out before term?
>>7835906EST/USA is all that matters.
>>7835894> following Wolf Nanaki> following Tiarawhy> following BCS> following darf> following ross> following ragingsemi> following all those other shitty fapfic fagsYour tumblr must really suck
>>7835874You mean by blocking your urethra with a sound while cumming, so that the cum goes into your bladder instead?
>>7835899Hey, if you were producing eggs 24/7 and didn't relieve yourself occasionally, you'd get pretty damn uncomfortable.>>7835909Maybe.
>>7835900>until they're strong enough to bite their way out.
>>7835900Well I suppose that's better than those fungi that infect ants with their spores, drive the ants insane and then grow the fuck out of their heads
>>7835909Maybe changelings are born as small larvae that you can piss out?
>>7835897Being Nanaki's cockbitch for views and follows is like wanting to get aids for free newspapers,
>>7835913All that matters for what? Gross generalisations?
>>7835936That'd be one of the rare occasions where you can piss in a coffin without remorse.
>>7835932Yeah, because Changlings are growing out of your dick instead.Imagine trying to take a piss with a bladder full of Changlings.
I haven't been here for a few dayswhat did I miss?
>>7835920>with a sound>blasting a sonic weapon down your dick-holeI know that's not what you meant, but that's what I imagined and it was horrifying.
>>7835947Twilight is turning into an alicorn and anon has a bladder full of changeling eggs.
>>7835947Alicorn Twilight confirmed.
>>7835954Yeah well it's not like it was intentional.
Thinking of drawing Princess Cholestria getting her butt handled by several guards. All ponies, no humans.Should I draw it? Should I draw it? Well should I?
>>7835954I like how you say those things so casually like they belong in a sentence together.
>>7835946Your urethra would already have been well-stretched by Chrysalis' ovipositor so that you'd be able to pass the larvae.They would then grow into proper full-grown changelings outside your bladder.