Old Thread: >>7759014Sweetie Belle thread
All that rumbletwin and rumblescoots is 2cute.
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I love you guys.
>>7763929I kind of like you too
>>7763933that is terrible and uncute
>>7763937Literally no one here loves you, come on you know that.
>mfw live action spongebob porni wonder when the live action MLP porno is duehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kE_mpGZFRv0
>>7763929Dont say that around other people now im all embarrassed.
>>7763943no u>>7763946oh gosh I haven't seen that one yet
>>7763920Bless you!And cover your mouth next time!
>tfw you'll never open up a restaurant in Ponyville
danm, looks like I missed brae's stream.what did he sketch anyway?
>>7763956your taste is the worstliterally the worst
>>7763963but you and me have the same favorite pony
>>7763929W-will you marry me?
>>7763959>everything Tex is wearing
>>7763975Is it Rainbow Dash!
>>7763956It definitely takes a while for any new Rumblescoots art to come out.
>>7763975No we don't
>>7763643I had no idea where I was going with this but here
Not pictured: Maggey Hooves
>>7763948It's fun to pretend.
>>7763992Well it's no ponyBut it's pretty cool
>>7763984I know I love Dash.
So /mlp/ says that this thread is dead and has even archived it.Are we the ghosts, MLPG?
>>7763965anything specific about it, or just a couple of horse dicks?
>>7763997Who's Maggy Hooves going to be Also I love it
>>7763984Yes!>>7763987Well ask for some more often. I swear it's almost taboo to ask for shipping art here now. Don't let one pisshead posting sweetie belle disgusted.png.jpg.gif deter you.I'm doing some rumblescoot pic atm anyway A very romantic date
>>7763951Make the pain go away mommy....
>>7764007/mlp/ says what now?
>>7763992>No Dweeb its a Pimp Named Gilda you say the whole thang
>>7764007Well, we do have a curse.
>>7764006Last weeks episode made me appreciate Rainbow Dash more and she was my least favorite main pone. She's a-okay in my book now.
>>7763997Haha awesome. I don't think Big Mac is the depressed type though with a fierce loyalty to his partner in law
>>7764007Can I be a skeleton? PLEASE
>>7764023HURRY UP AND FINISH IT
>>7764028Post a link to this thread. It'll come up as dead.>>7764033Oh, you~>>7764048No. You can only be inside-out.
>>7764052A creepy one!
>>7764013is that a serious question?
>>7763573>>7763573>and then things were less fun>>7764050It'll be done before Valentines day!
How recently have you masturbated?
>>7764076A few hours ago.
>>7764076yeah to this>>7763951
>>7764062>No. You can only be inside-out.So, a skeleton with the marrow on the outside?
>>7764052>>7764065I-I'm not that creepy am I, anon-desu-kun?
>>7764076Earlier this afternoon.Not sure I'll do it like I did again.
>>7764099But curses are not reeal ergo you are not real
>>7764076Yesterday.I'd prefer not to.
>>7764114shut up twilight you don't even know
>>7764114Cartoon ponies are not real ergo you are not real twilight
>>7764143I desire to insert my penis into a pony
>Find little LED light at work.>Get idea for something.Sadly, this is how I get most of my ideas.Literally not doing my job.
>>7764098You better share a link, brother.
>>7764167Why is the Twilight toy on the right side of the picture not covered in cum?
>>7764098needs more Gryphonsex
>>7764189>right side of the picture
Why is this show so bad now?
>>7764202Because of doomsayers.
>>7764197>>7764199>>7764200I meant left damnit.I'm tired
>>7764197>>7764199>>7764200>not browsing MLPG via a complex set of mirrors and one LCD screen
>>7764202>no dip at Owl's Welldropped
>>7764189It's OK anon. I cannot tell my right from my left either. I still have a licence though.
>>7764202>OpininonsThe last half of season one should be on par with season two
>>7764176BUT THIS IS ALL I EVER DID!YOU HIRED ME FOR THIS! MY GOOD LOOKS AND SULTRY VOICE!
>>7764202Subjective graph is Subjective
>>7764211I actually liked the owl episode.
>>7764189Sorry Anon...I don't have hot glue.
>>7764202because it's stupid to compare feeling of pony in the beginning and now when you're mostly oversaturated.
>>7764217>>7764214But, anonymous... Statistics don't lie.
How would you celebrate "Bring Your Pony to Work Day"?
>>7764202>that ass-shaped double-dipunf
What do you guys think of all the general threads /mlp/ seems to have?>>7762342
>>7764236>celebrateDash would destroy Everything
>>7764236With ponysex of course
>>7764235Neither do AJ's hips.
>>7764114Twilight, why must you rain on my parade at every turn?
>>7764236I don't have a pony.
>>7764152>>7764152Is it weird that I have used that face for years, but I see the bottom part of the semicolons as the eyes, and the tops as eyebrows?I'm not weird, other people do this.Right?Guys?;_;
>>7764250Got that right
>>7764259So is she like Wonder Woman but with hips instead of a lasso?
>>7764236by bringing a pony related to my work
>>7764273a pony related what?
>>7764250>>7764259Why hasn't Aj been drawn dressed up as Shakira with all this talk about her hips lately?
>>7764269>Applejack wraps her powerful thighs around your neck.>You are forced to tell the absolute truth under her embrace.
>>7764269>she jumps on your shoulders and puts you in a headlock>intense feeling to tell the truth about the boner its giving you
>>7764242I'll admit I laughed
YJ and GL:TAS discontinuedGF and Avatar nowhere in sightAt least I have you guys right? Wait... nevermind this season ends in a week.
>>7764250>>7764259Speaking of pony hips...Does anyone have a handy tutorial on how to draw them more like hips. It's important...
Sorry if OCs trigger you but here are two ponies playing coffee shop
>>7764242holy shit I love CnC Generals
>>7764303GF is Feb 15
>>7764221its like a full out clopfic version of FO:E
>>7764297You caught me posting worse.
>>7764305I don't really know anything about the pony on the right, but he annoys me slightly at the amount he's spammed. So I award you no points and may god have mercy on your soul.
>>7764242>>7764308>Liking Generals>not the superior older brother
>>7764319People spam him here? I never see people post him at least when I'm on
>>7764305Seeing these OCs triggered the memory of the time I was mercilessly shamed and tormented by OCs.YEARS OF TREATMENT OUT THE WINDOW! JUST LIKE THAT! IN A SINGLE INSTANT YOU RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE!but srsly s'cool
>>7764317I don't know about you, but I found all of FO:E an absolute fapfest.Then again, horrible fanfiction is my fetish.
>>7764335Yeah they do. But that's okay, coffee pony is super cute.
>>7764305Lamar, your stuff is cute, but the time and energy you put into trying to piss others off is not. I'm not mad, just disappointed.
>>7764334I only played Tiberian Sun myselfIt was pretty cool
>>7764334>orange and blue
>>7764318Oh god those eyes...
YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE
>>7764343you know who else liked coffe ponyhitler
>>7764242As bad as /mlp/ can be sometimes, I can't help but feel a bit proud of how much OC they makeDon't we have some AiE writers here?
>>7764305The word trigger brought back painful memories from my childhood. Please never use that word again, or at least give a warning first or something.
Anyone here do the ponyfag skype call? What's it like?
>>7764334>implying I can only like oneI even like RA3.I dont care what anyone says a game with live action Tim Curry and George Tekai is fucking 10/10
>>7764367like having a dick in your ass
>>7764355My favorite pony is great, your favorite pony is shit.
>>7764360I wouldn't be surprised. I think a lot of people in here browse /mlp/ too and are just afraid to admit it.
>>7764367I've been in a skype chat once. It was awful.
>>7764242>FPGThey're the only ones I think really deserve to be purged from this board with zero mercy.
>>7764367I was in a skype call with MictheMicrophone once.First time I met the guy, actually. It will be the last time I meet him as well.
>>7764242>no link to the portabl CnC Generals downloadDamn and I lost that a long time ago.
>>7764355your favorite pony has just been teleported to Heavenly Host Elementary Schoolhow fucked is she? how does she go?
>>7764441I'll never be an artist.My hands were made to destroy, not create.
>>7764348Then perhaps its time.
>>7764449My brother was in a skype call with him as well once. Apparently he's OK, apart from when he has his moments, which is quite often.
Goodnight MLPG.Or rather good morning. 4AM here.
>>7764470Not so much a douchebag, but he tries very very hard to be funny and entertaining. He's very loud and obnoxious. At one point he made a gay joke and then pointed out that it was okay for him to make said joke because he was in fact a gay man himself.I'd liken it to having to be stuck around that one kid in your classroom who really really annoyed you in school, but times ten.
>>7764451It's a nice game.
>>7764482You see, AnonFather, by creating a little destruction, you're actually encouraging life. In reality, you and artists are in the same business.
>>7764441but I just don't want to artmaybe I could if I tried, but it doesn't seem like much fun
>>7764470>Musician Panel>Goes on about how you have to be talented to be a musician and if you don't have talent, you won't make anything good ever>Crying and taking off his shirt while begging for money on livestream>only grudgingly returns ill-gotten bronybux>Hogs the stage at panels and concerts>Drama>Attention whoringHe's a pretty shitty excuse for a human being, yes.
>>7764482Don't touch your willy, anon. That wouldn't end well.
>>7764486wait don't listen to anon I like you and your pics pls
>>7763951With enough alcohol and cosplayers and just one or two cameras, it can happen as soon as you'd like.
I'm sorry Pinkie Pie
>>7764353If I had known what these unholy things could do...I would have died laughing a while ago.
>>7764486Perhaps... But you can always find us here if you have something more relevant to share. The door is actually always open...
>>7764486Did you ever rainbow dash and tank picture?
>>7764486I don't think you want to go in there
>>7764532man I'd love some cosplayer porn
Do you think ponies like spiders?
fresh off the art
>>7764569>Not even a redhead.
>>7764588Flip yer shitI like it
>>7764541"Tanks! Ya gots ta build more tanks!"
>>7764586It's not a very stable ship
>>7764561>Tripfags enter MLPG.gif
>>7764597>Panka>Superweapons generalMother of god
>>7764588Needs a body.and color.
Here's an ideaWe marathon what exists of season 3 and see if any good game ideas come from itSomething concise yet entertaining, like that Rainbow Dash's hospital ball bounce game
>>7764598It used to be the bees knees.
>>7764588Cute.But why is the text backwards?
>>7764588>drawing>flip>write stuff>shit shit shitI have done that so many times myself.
>>7764588It's pretty goodI always appreciate attention to detail in the eyes with ponies
>>7764570I really just wanted an excuse to post this. I'm so shameless.Should I redraw some more of my old crap I did when I first showed up here?
>>7764614There is no god anon, only me
>>7764622He lives on the West Coast.
>>7764614"It's party time."
>>7764639>pixel grid doesn't matchWorst image of all time, never post it again.
>>7764642>Inter continental Party InvitationI like the sound of that
>>7764618>Rainbow Dash's hospital ball bounce gameLink?
>>7764088Alright one for the night but I must bed (somebody must get this reference).
>>7764656"How DARE you hurt my soldiers?"
>>7764655fix it then
>>7764588What's with the recent influx of new artists to MLPG??
>>7764676Scootaloo you don't look very enthused.
>>7764662http://pentastudios.net/index.php?page=game&id=2&mode=playWaiting is Magic
>>7764618A pony rhythm game like Rhythm Fever with all original songs by the show composer.With bonus Panka Elite Beat Agents level
>>7764676And then there was underaged filly make-outs.And at least one anon just unfed.
>>7764681she's confident that rainbow dash is the greetest
God I hate orange and blue.
>>7764552>the lock is painted on>there are ants, but they're all in an ant-farm
>>7764706I hate you too anon
Merry Christmas mlpg
>>7764432You know what I truly hate about those stories?It's not the torture-porn, the thinly-veiled pedophilia, the digging for excuses to stick around /mlp/ or the onanistic self-congratulation they throw around when someone draws a ball of fur getting stomped on and yelling in babytalk, or the "lolubuttmad he so mad don't like don't read cry moar" reaction they invariably give to everyone who tells them to fuck off to their own board or to seek psychiatric help.It's that there's no creativity there. At all.All of it is the same. There is no deviation whatsoever.The early greentexts worked because they didn't bother with the complicated stuff. They were simple. They were short. But now they have dissertations on their biology, how their brains work, their social structures and even a lexicon of words and phrases to jam into every story because they just can't imagine doing anything outside the norm. And those who can imagine, refuse to do it anyway.They took others' ideas, and twisted them into something truly vile, not for its depravity, but for its sheer complacence.They've built a cage with the rusted ruins of others' work. And I hope they rot in it.Polite sage because this doesn't deserve to contribute to the bump-count.
>>7764719Merry Christmas to you too
>>7764706fuck you too
>>7764719Cute.but why the collar. She isn't a pet.
>>7764730Just ignore himWe know we're great, right?
>>7764734She'd probably like to be
>>7764719Silly Lyra - Christmas was a while ago!And what are you doing wearing a collar?
>>7764727The original stuff wasn't even torture crap. The stuff that was was funny because of that. Now it's just stupid.Fluffle Puff is adorable though.
>>7764751>used to play Granger almost exclusively>see thisBut I dont wanna be Top Cunt
>>7764727>Hey guts, I have an original thought.>The Fluffy generals are so horrible because they took something that was viewed as a joke in one place.>And follow me here, they took that idea and warped it into a thing that was horrible and unique to them.
>>7764762Most US players Air.
Rarity asks me to fillysit Sweetie Belle while she and the rest of the Mane Six head to the Canterlot Ball.Sweetie Belle looks upset that she couldn't go with her big sis."Don't worry we'll have a lot of fun together. I have an idea, why don't we have our own ball here?">"Really Anon? You mean it?""Yeah just the two of us, we can dress up,dance,drink punch and everything!">I'll go put on one of the dresses Rarity made me, this is going to be awesome!"While she heads upstairs I start making some of my famous Purple Dragon(Spiked) Punch and make a playlist of some songs ending with some slow sensual numbers. She comes down the stairs looking like a goddess and I lead her to the dance floor. We dance at arms length for a while trying to give off a non creepy vibe."Are you thirsty?, because I know I am. Do you want something to drink?">"I could go for some punch right now."Quickly come back with 2 large red SOLO cups. She takes a sip then asks>"Anon, this punch tastes funny.""Its this new recipe I'm trying, I'm sorry you don't have to drink it if you don't want to. It's a little strong for a little filly like yourself.">"I'm not a little pony anymore! I can handle it!She chugs the cup down and after a few more songs she starts to look woozy."You look tired you should go lay down in my bed">"I don't think I can even walk up the stairs. Im kinda tired and my head hurts.""I'll carry you up there myself it's no problem.">"Anon, your the best foalsitter ever."
>>7764727>>7764759You guys hit the nail on the head. First they forgot it was supposed to be funny, and then they forgot it was supposed to be anything at all.
>>7764759It's a shame the guy behind it is a total fuckwad.I bet he is going to start doing shitty gifs of fluffy pony gore because hey, bronies pay!
>>7764782I carry her upstairs gently stroking her mane singing the lullaby she taught me.I lay her soft pre pubescent body on the sheets."I'm going to take this dress off so you can sleep more comfortably okay cutie?">"Thanks, its kinda hot in here anyways."I slowly undress her caressing her and groping at her naughty bits. She doesn't even notice in her dazed state"Sweetie Belle I'm sorry I called you a little filly earlier. Your becoming a beautiful young mare and I was afraid I would lose you. I know how young guys are they only want one thing. You're special, you deserve a special somepony who loves you for who you are... We'll someone like me.">"Wow, you really think that?""I know its true. I've loved you since I've first laid eyes on you at Pinky's party last summer.">"Nopony has ever said anything that nice to me. Anon I like you as a big brother nothing more.""We can be more than that let me show you."I start kissing her belly and work my way down.>"Anon what are you doing!""I'm letting you know how much I love you.">"Please stop, I'm not ready for this."She tries to wriggle free but I pin her down and start licking her sweaty cunny.>"oh...Oh...oh...OH please Anon stop or I'll tell Rarity""Please just let me do this one time and then tell me how you like it afterwards."She keeps lowly moaning like a primal beast. I keep eating her out until she starts bucking like crazy.
>>7764792>"Ple-pl-ease Anon, I'm not that type of pony! I'll tell Celestia on you if you don't stop NOW.""Don't be that way you know you want it."I'm eating her like it's my last meal and I finally let her get off. Her voice raises up 3 pitches as she hits her climax.I strip down to my birthday suit and cuddle beside her making her my little spoon.>"Oh no, Anon what are you poking my plot with? Don't tell me your going to do what I think you are. Please I won't tell anyone if you just stop now.""Shhh it'll be ok, were going to be adult about this, just like you wanted, were not going to do anything crazy, just make love.">"No don't, it looks like it's going to hurt. I've never had anything in there before. Anon, for all that is good. I promise I won't say anything just don't do this.""It's alright. I'm just going to try the tip, just relax and enjoy it.">"...no no no no no..."I slid into her dripping wet hole pump her with a sort of loving compassion I can not describe. She's moaning and grunting at the same time. I'm ravaging her, pushing her closer and closer to her climax. Right before I finish, I pull out and shoot the biggest hot load Ive ever had all over her face and body. She starts convulsing like I've never seen. I grab a towel and clean her off all over making sure to get in the deep dark spots, turn the lights out and snuggle her while I remember the best night of my life.She faints from her immense orgasm."Goodnight Sweetie Belle, I love you."
>>7764778Well for this pony version im leanin towards AJ. Tanks out the ass. That big wonderful ass.
>>7764798>not cumming inside herimmersion lost
>>7764791>Maaaaan, FUCK Fluffy!Uh-huh, sure.
>>7764741yes we arealways giving each other complimentsI like you blue
>>7764782>>7764792>>7764798>I>I>I>I>IWho the fuck gave you your writing license?
>>7764769>I didn't bother reading the post but I wanted to comment anyway.You missed his entire point. Go back. Read it again.
>>7764791Woah, woah, woah. Step off, holmes. Fluffy is one of the nicest guys I've ever met since I started coming around here.The only thing he's done for money is those lickey pone gifs he puts up on tumblr, and even then that's not that bad at all.He also has nothing to do with Fluffly Pony General and never has.
you guys are fighting over stupid things again
>>7764804Always played superweapons myself.
>>7764850That's all we ever do, though.
>>7764831SpoilerHe told the general as a whole to fuck off.He as the same ego as Ross, only with slightly less talent.
>>7764850Let's fight over our waifus instead
>>7764741>>7764837Have I ever told you how pathetic you are, guys?
>>7764838I used the > for Sweetie Belle's dialogue because it matched her green eyes :D
>>7764862Cap or gtfo.
>>7764866I was meaning the first person bullshit you dense fuck.I didn't exactly want to read about YOU specifically raping a filly.It was a good idea but you executed it poorly. And sadly, you weren't stopped before.
Why the hell did I have to start reading Background Pony at this time of night?
Have you guys seen what moot did to /pol/ recently?
>My nam is Juniper an I'm from Scootland
>>7764894ONE OF USONE OF US
>>7764782>>7764792>>7764798>>7764866>Rape story>Foalcon>Entirely in 1st Person>every line starts with the same word>What the fuck, dude> :DOkay.This sort of thing might be considered okay in AiE, but around here, it'll get you flayed alive.
>>7764901>Hava Nagila brilliant
>>7764894I'm just starting chapter 7. It hurt to read, but I have to finish it eventually. It's awful what's happening to her.
>>7764845Fluffy is an egotistical dick who thinks he is a top dog on all he does.He charges ten bucks for a gif, yes the same gif you are talking about, that is literally just a few frames.He assumes he even has a name enough to add value to something any dipshit can do in photoshop in a few minutes?It's sad he thinks he should get paid for something that I, hourly get paid a few dollars more, but actually do something productive.
>>7764902What are you doing, man?
>>7764935I don't know anymore
>>77649341/10 I responded.
>>7764902>scootlandPLAY FREEBIRDON THE BAGPIPES
>>7764933what's that story even about?
>>7764921>>7764886>>7764838Sorry, I'm new to this whole fiction thing.
>>7764933God, chapter 7.Just... fuck. Why am I reading this? It really does hurt.
>>7764957Lyra gets a curse where everyone forgets her. It's REALLY REALLY sad, but god damn if it isn't well written.
>>7764957Absolute loneliness in a world where Lyra's cursed with everyone forgetting her a short time after they meet and having no on remember her, even old friends and potentially family.
>>7764902>"Hey Scootaloo! Maybe you can find your parents in 'Scootland'!">"Diamond, shut UP!">Juniper tries to make herself look smaller as Cheerilee breaks up their bickering
>>7764902>Scootland>ScotlandDid AA ever name where the Deer came from?
>>7764969This is who I imagine Featherweight's Host-father to be.
>>7764934Sorry, I think I can fairly say that you don't know what you're talking about. He has never once gloated about a single thing in my presence. And admit it, if someone was willing to give you 410 for something so silly and simple, you'd do it as well.Even if you don't personally like someone, that doesn't give you an excuse to publicly incite others against them. Especially when bringing stuff that happens far away from MLPG into MLPG.
I'm afraid Lyra will be best pony out of pity if I read it. I don't want that.
>>7764959It's not a problem man.Just, work on it a little.Okay, a lot.Also, you will get shit for foalcon here.Just saying.
>>7765001It doesn't make her best pony to me, but I can't help but feel for her. It's definitely worth the read.
>>7764986>"That horrifying land of drunks and violence."
>>7764934>bitching about one single thing that barely represents him when he does so much more for freecareful anon your jelly is showing
>>7764986I think he just called it Deer Country or the Deer Lands.I dunno.Ask him next time he's on?
>>7765005I've been working on some more rape but non filly related. I do like fillyrape though. >>7743168>>7763407>>7763781>>7763930>>7764911
>>7765047>rapeYeah, that's not really a big thing here, either.
>>7765054Well rape and light torture.
>>7765047>Rape.Yeah, that is just kinda a joke here...Just...for fucks sake, someone link this guy some greentexts...Lyra and Anon, broken heaters, something.
>>7764992>"HEAD! Dinna gae wanderin' aff intae the woods again! Last thing we need's some beastie mistakin' ye fur some fancy finger-food!"
>>7765081>broken heaters,u wot m8
>>7765019>You'll never be dating Lyra>She still writes erotic fanfiction about you>She reads it to you sometimes
What were you expecting a sexy picture? Its just me Pinkie, Weee!
Just... fuck.Fuck everything.
>>7765095Could you try to not be so fucking /b/ for a few seconds?
>>7764974>>7764980what the fuckjust reading the premise is giving me a hollow feelingand this thing is HOW long?
>>7765081H-here I go!
>>7765047EhhI like rape, especially brutal rapeBut its almost never written wellIt always feels like people are going for "Oh man, look how edgy my fetishes are you vanilla fags can't compete"Like, that actually says "bottle her tears as lube"weakIts actually kind of a hot idea, but its so cliched by now as a tryhard edgy /b/ thing, that it has to be worked into the story really naturally or it just falls flat.Really I guess my point is just learn to write.
>>7765104but that is a sexy picture
>>7765089>"Or usin' ye tae pick his teeth!">"Or a stray breeze blowin' ye awa!">"And keep away from any woodpiles lest someone build a fire with ye!">"Oh, hush, love, let the lad be...">"What?! Lookit 'im! Weren't fur that noggin, I'd swear he was a twig!"
>using the gem dupe glitch>literally getting 1000 gems per minuteholy shit
>>7765047>>7765125Read.Study.Fucking learn.And I swear to god, if you write a >you will never.
>>776512120 chapters, 432k words.
>>7765115I don't want to fuck everything though, I only want to fuck pony
>>7765150There's no such thing as a gem dupe glitch.
>>7765143Haha, oh I miss those writings.
If anyone wants in on the Skype call, leave your ID here and I'll add you.
>>7765183"The" skype call? Which one?
>>7765130>>7765054>>7765064I'm pretty sure MLPG hasn't condoned that sort of thing since FPG started.
last one before bed
>>77651731) Turn on airplane mode (seems to minimize distractions)2) Let something you want spawn on the ground but don't pick it up. I tapped on parasprites until I finally got a gem.3) Quickly go to the social screen, X out of the "find your friends" thing, and tap on Princess Celestia to visit her town.4) When you get there you'll see your gem. Let it autocollect.5) Tap the return button to leave Celestia, X out of the "find your friends" thing again, and visit Celestia again.6) This time you WON'T see your gem but just wait. You should still hear the sound and animation for the autocollect.7) Go back to #5 and keep repeating until the game crashes.If you enter and leave Celestia's town before the item start collecting, the amount of the item you get multiplies.Try it and be amazed
>>7765150How do you manage that many? I can only dupe one gem at a time, so it's still a few per minute, but hardly anything like that.
>>7765130I'm not a good writer. Here are my two favorite human pony torture rape stories. The second one is more gory than the first, I'd only recommend the second if the first interested you.http://www.fimfiction.net/story/52194/stealing-harmonyhttp://www.fimfiction.net/story/40453/my-little-scootaloo >>7765152I will start studying harder master.
>>7765200read the last part of >>7765195
>>7765191MLPG kinda grabbed it's own choker collar and yanked itself into a state of unfconciousness at that point.
>>7765156how on earth does it go on for so long
>>7765183what skype call?
>>7765183What Skype call?
>>7765150I hope my smarthphone can run that game.
>>7765217Lyra takes driving lessons in chapter 12.
>>7765195I'm gonna test this with hearts
>>7765212>MLPG>unfing at FPGHow can one person be so violently wrong?
>>7765253back to redit
>>7765203I wish I could slap you via Internet.
pony is for consensual sex
>>7765265>>7765274deez niggas srs?
>>7765222>>7765224Which ones are there? It's not one with MictheMicrophone, if that's what you're thinking.
>>7765274what if statutory rape
>>7765194Do you have a tumbleureu?
>>7765285Is this the artists one?
>>7765274in the missionary positionwith the lights dimmedno thrusting. only winking.
>>7765274That's my favorite kind of sex
Which pony would make the best mother?
>>7765227>>7765247Just keep doing the multiplier trick until your device starts going really slow. Then slow it down a little so you don't crash>that feel when 10k gems
>>7765298No. That one is gay. Although there are quite a few artists in there, it's not 'the artists chat.'Goggles says she needs more friends.
>>7765321Every one, for different reasons.The mane 6 would all raise the filly/foal together.
>>7765323No. That's a wart. My penis is the small thing next to it.
>>7765341god dammit, why do I keep forgetting to take my name off?!
MLPG critiquing a horrible anon's horrible foal rape green text is when I call it a night.Sleep tight, MLPG!
>>7765300>no thrusting only winking>missionary positionHow does that work? You awkwardly hover over the top of her while her internal convulsions slowly bring you to orgasm?
>>7765349This is why everyone hates you blue
>>7765353Please don't leave usYou are the best of us
>>7765354that is my fetish
>>7765335sooooooo a skype call with goggles?
>>7765355Shut up, red.
>>7765321They'd all suck>Twilight replaces Spike with Spike 2.0 for all her indentured servant needs>Fluttershy is a pussy who never sets ground rules and her child is a spoiled entitled brat>Pinkie's child gets type 2 diabetes within a week>Rarity's child is Sweeite Belle>Rainbow would be a neglectful bitch>AJ would be an oppressive micromanager
>>7765371Its not as fun as you'd think. It's basically just some Australian chick rant about dogs and how stupid you are. Also the rest of the people in the call make it insufferable.
>>7765389Oh shit, goggles is Australian?!
>>7765389then why are you asking?
>>7765368Don't you even.
>>7765389Uh, aren't you supposed to convince people to join?
>>7765321>Applejack: Raises kids well - teaches them honesty and responsibility except with money>Rarity: Too high-strung and demanding.>Twilight: She can't even get laid, dude - parenting is probably way beyond her. She'd have miles of parenting books, but no idea how to put the theories into practice, if she could even pick out WHICH theories to follow.>Fluttershy: Good at nurturing and unconditional love - bad at discipline.>Pinkie Pie: Too flighty - Definitely not mother material. She'd make a great Aunt, though.>Rainbow Dash: Too reckless. Would probably be laissez-faire or "hands-off" with her kids.
>>7765410>bad at discipline.What about the stare?
>>7765274You faggots realize, that the mane 6 pone are 13-16 years old, not yet of age. probably never will be
>>7765420She only stares out creatures she doesn't care very much aboutLook at Angel, on the other hand.
>>7765420blaze it faggot
>>7765432That means we're all pedophiles, huh?
>>7765432That's like 87 in horse years, you silly boffin.
>>7765407no wait I love you have sex with my OC
>>7765432>consensual sex having anything to do with being "of age"Dis guy
>>7765195so is this real?
>>7765429I would help her take good care of her foals. I would bathe them, clothe them, change their diaper, help them with their in heat problems. You know basic stuff.
>>7765435Fluttershy used the stare on Angel Bunny in Putting Your Hoof Down.
>>7765389>It's basically just some Australian chick rant about dogs and how stupid you are. But what if I like being told how stupid I am?degradation is my fetish.
>>7765432If there's a mark on their butt, they're open to rut.
>>7765455Then post your handle, chump
>>7765452It would've been good, but I saw it coming.Not terrible.
>>7765446no wait I love you have sex with my OC
>>7765462If the flank isn't blankTake them to the bank
>>7765389Calm your tits, exile.>>7765403>>7765406>>7765408That guy isn't me. He's mad jealous that he can't kick it with the cool kids anymore.
i think it's time for some kind of late night activitylikea choose your own adventure thing
>>7765432soooo rarity, twilight, fluttershy, and rainbow dash are living by themselves, pinkie, who is living with her employers, are supposed to be teenagers ?
>>7765480Babysitting the CMCHas that been done yet?
>>7765464I don't have skype.and isn't goggles like 14 or something?
>>7765478then what's the skype call?
>>7765480No, sex jokes please
>>7765478You guys refer to yourselves as cool kids? I don't think I want to join it anymore.
>>7765480Something with the CMC. I need cute pones that won't be sexed up.
>>7765389Calm ya tits m8.Or I'll smack ya in the gob, I will.
>>7765488She's like 32, I thought.
>>7765502Maybe take them to pony Disneyland?They could put on the little Mickey hats and do other things that are adorable
>Scootaloo is my adopted daughter>I spend every second of every day with her>She's the sweetest little girl in the world>I love her so dearly>She loves me too>I'm not a pedo, but everyone makes exceptions>She's old enough to know what she wants>Her Big Daddy>She doesn't even cry the first time>So set on being tough and not making a noise>You can almost hear it tear inside her>Lots of moaning and groaning follow>Her very first orgasm>My sheepish apologies for the bruises on her blankflanks l held so tightly>Ice cream, her head in my lap>A beautiful sunset>An entire life together>I've never cried from happiness before
>>7764561Don't dream it... be it... don't dream it... be it...
>>7765488>>7765507Wasn't she underage when she first came here? She should be about 18 or 19 by now
>>7765516You're not even trying anymore, are you?
>>7765516Great, you took advantage of a little kids trust just so you could rape her. That's great. Wonderful.
POST WHAT YOU ARE WORKING ON
>>7765529>implying you wouldn't
>>7765529>She's old enough to know what she wantsRead the whole thing next time.
>>7765525He means that you're just trying to piss people off now.>>7765529He's being sarcastic.I'm pretty sure you're not smart enough to figure that out on your own.
>>7765529>>7765516>first orgasmYou have a perfectly-sculpted virgin mare-cunt and you use your dick instead of your tongue?What the fuck is wrong with you?
>>7765538IT'S NOT PONY
>>7765538The requests from Anon I wanted to do on the weekend which I couldn't do then because I was interrupted by other deadlinesThose sure came unexpected
>>7765544A little kid being able to understand what she wants doesn't justify someone who is much much older than them applying with it. With age is suppose to come wisdom. If you're not smart enough to handle that then you're a piece of scum.
>>7765576She just wanted to show how much she loved her daddy. Is that so wrong?
>>7765581Oh that's neat
>>7765586Yes, it is. Lust is not the same as love. If you think you have to fuck something to show it that you love it then you're seriously mentally challenged.
>>7765596Can't it be both? Why not share your love physically and mentally.
>>7765596>>7765576He's trying to pick a fight.Ignore him.
>>7765538Going to bed now.See you tomorrow.
>>7765614Opal proves that horn licking doesn't register as a sexual. Head cannons decimated.
>>7765627No we're all chatting on the skype chat. Want in?
>>7765621nuh noit slep wel
>>7765626Maybe he blew the biggest of the loads, but off-screen.
It's been a while since I finished anything so I thought I'd drop it off here. Hope you guys are having fun. I'll see ya around.
>>7765630B-but nobody posted handlesWhat are you even talking about?
>>7765642SB, you forgot to add the pony dick.?Where is the pony dick?
>>7765581If i didn't know any better, I'd say this looks like thelivingmachine02
>>7765621>Gangly tall filly with bracesMy heart
>>7765645Oh, you don't know about it? I guess you're not a cool kid, huh?
>>7765630WHAT SKYPE CHAT?
>>7765630I'm too spaghetti to skype with mlpg.
>finally get all the balloon pop ponies after spending 2000 gemsfuck you gameloft
>>7765516take it to the shitty fetish greentext thread you idiot
>>7765658Don't worry, it's mostly tumblr.
>>7765652I coloring it
>>7765642It's neat, you should finish stuff more often.>>7765656Pft, as if I wanted to be a cool kid. I wanna talk about art, is all.
please remember to maintain proper personal health at all times
>>7765667That just sounds lame, why would I want to skype with tumblr?
>>7765670I thought this was going to be a comic about terrible dental hygiene.It was worst.
So what do we think it is?
>>7765670oh, I get itsex partsfunny
>>7765670Doesn't she own a mirror?
>>7765676Well fimfic shows up sometimes too. Change your mind?
>>7765670>"What are you talking about? There's no bump here-">*sqlch*>"Oh wait there it is!"
>>7765670Why wouldn't she go to a doctor?What the fuck does spike know about vaginal bumps?
>>7765670le sex joke XD
>>7765642Yay. Glad to see you here. It looks awesome, great job on the colouring.
>>7765685YOU HAD YOUR CHANCE
>>7765694He's a giant walking pussy. What doesn't he know?
>>7765621You've come a long way, man. Can't wait to see the finished work!
>>7765670Kinda average by your comic stands GG. I give it 6/10. Funny Spike face though.
>>7765688there is nothing funny about self-inspection and being cautious about any new marks or bumps on the bodythis is not a jokeit is very serious
>>7765710le anonle stahple plsle exele dee
>>776570610/10, better than GG
>>7765669>I wanna talk about art, is all.There is an MLPG artist skypegroup as far as I know, just ask one of them when they show up here.
>>7765719If I had every horrible mark on my body inspected by a doctor I would be paying the bill for decades
>>7765728>he doesn't have medicare
so how about that dried-grape pon?
>>7765710He'd probably stop sooner if you stopped responding to himAlso, even though I hate him, he's right
>>7765735Also I'm violently self-conscious and easily embarrassed and afraid that half of them are tumors or something
>>7765716I made it funnier.
>>7765728That's why sometimes a second opinion from a friend or relative is importantIf you have trouble seeing the spot yourself, ask a friend that you trust to help you lookAny new moles or strange marks, especially accompanied by pain, soreness, or other health effects should be reported as soon as possible to a healthcare professional
>>7765723Thank you so much.
>>7765728>go to doctor for minor ailment>nurse does everything>doctor comes in at the very end for about 30 seconds to write a prescription>he gets paid way more than the nurse
>>7765755>ask a friendSo you see my problem.
>>7765760You don't have any friends anon?
>>7765747Get over yourself anon, I've had my junk examined by doctors multiple times.Male doctors. Male Indian doctors. With big bellies and in their late 40s.I just don't care, it's their job to tell me what the little white growths are.
>>7765726Not really. Not many of the current MLPG artists are in that one. He'd be better off just finding out individual MLPG artists' skype handles and talking directly to them.
>>7765766That was my implication, yes.
>>7765776>implying the average artist in here could talk directly to another person without drowning in his own spaghetti
GG are you gonna do a quest tonight or can I go to bed? I wanted to see something light-hearted and fun. :(
>>7765769How do pony doctors inspect for testicular lumps with hooves? Do they have to use their mouths?
>>7765726Why would anyone want to talk about art? I want to talk about everything but art. It's horrible enough doing it, why would you want to spend more time talking about it.
>>7765799Yes.You don't want to know how they check for prostate cancer.
>>7765803Yet look at what you're doing!
>>7765792Same could be said about every single MLPG anon too.
>>7765803This is exactly my thought. It's why I'm not in the artist skype, despite being an artist.
>>7765792It's simple really, I think artists are esp. pathetic when they're being self-deprecating about both their art and social skills. Naturally they overcompensate, some being little obnoxious brats, others (like me) being mechanical and indifferent. But overall we're all right.
>>7765822But you never know what other people will turn you on to that you've never seen before.Stuff like this:http://vimeo.com/58179094
>>7765834>esp. pathetic>esp.>not willing to type out "especially."It's not that hard, Anon.
>>7765822We should start a non-art artist skype chat!
Hold the ponies guys I gotta go take a shit
>>7765822An artist who works in a vaccuum can only succeed.
>>7765861OKHow fast can we get to image limit?Think we can get to a new horse before he gets back?
>>7765846That's v. uncool man!
>>7765854That's basically what the other skype call is for. That's why I like it. you should fucking join
http://www.cracked.com/quick-fixes/4-insane-pieces-my-little-pony-fan-art-by-grown-men/What have we become?
>>7765834Er, I don't know about that. Everytime I write to someone directly it either gets completely ignored or answered after a bunch of hours with like three words. That never happens in groups where more people participate in the discussionOr maybe they just hate me
>>7765834But...Some of us really are quite incredibly shitty...
Applejack is a very hirsute pone
so the skype chat is just a circlejerk?
>>7765863Picasso, pls go.
>>7765873Stop talking to Rose then.
>>7765872Yes, we get it. Stop already.
>>7765865Not a chance, I doubt many people are here right now.
>>7765879No more or less than any other chatroom. There are things to do on the internet outside of 4chan, anon, there's nothing wrong with it.
I keep having dreams where I get art advice. I think it's really good advice, but when I wake up I'm not sure. Since the advice just came from my own mind.
>>7765892So I take that as a yes?
>>7765868I dunno. I'm actually not that good of an artist, and I tend to be disappointed by people. I mean, I like their work and stuff, but out of all the others I've interacted with, I only like about 4 or 5.
>>7765883If only bronies could stop.
>>7765901Again, depends on your definition of circlejerk.I assume you would label any discussion that isn't anonymous to be a circlejerk.
>>7765882>implyingIf I wanted to talk to Rose I'd just send her an inane anon ask on tumblr
>>7765925Dunno, if everyone acted as pretentious as you're typing right now it'd really set off some alarm bells.
>>7765932> not sending rose panda porn you found on e621What kind of friend are you?
>>7765925so just talking about stuff in general?
>>7765948>not drawing the porn yourselfStep it up, senpai!
>>7765941We had a really pretentious guy and he got kicked out for being pretentious. It was pretty funny.
I think I'm addicted to nicotine from second hand smoke.
>>7765983Nah, but I think Ross got added to the artist skype chat, and from what I heard he didn't last long there.
>>7765992To be clear Ross went to the chat that had MS and JJ and all those guys.
Man how about that cartoon show.
>>7766007I LOVE IT
want make pony video game
>>7766007There's a show!?
>>7766015SURE I'D LOVE TO
>>7766020give ideasmall enough for a jam
>>7766015WORK ON THE GAME MLPG
>>7766022It's fucking dead because everyone had different ideas and each branch went WAY out of our grasp
>>7766021RPG I LOVE THOSE KIND OF GAMESHOW UNORIGINAL AM I?
>>7766029And also we didn't have a fucking coder available.
MLPG could have made a VN, but all the writers lost interest and there were no artists.>>7766035Except we had someone making a platformer in LOVE, and another making a RPG in XNA. It was a fucking mess. Designers can't mix genres without giving the programmers any idea as to what the CORE, BASE gameplay is like.
Does anyone have that Omegle cap with the 'Cooooool' kid?
>>7766046Oh, I remember that. I was way too shy to try and contribute to join.
>>7766052We need a pony version of himProbably rumble or something
So I'm pretty sure I'm straight, but I've been jackin it to braeburned's stuff and other gay pone arts for the past week.Should I be worried?
>>7766052Nevermind I found it anyway.
>>7766046I remember that. At the time, I was really shitty and would have considered any contribution of mine and insult, so I didn't try to join up.I'm still probably just as shitty, but my ego has been inflated.
>>7766060I'm about 40% sure there already is one.
>>7766057What's your special talent
YOU WERE PREPARED TO DO YOUR BEST...
>>7766070I don't write, I draw.>>7766067You draw, too?
>>7766074... HEY I'M DORK
>>7766065I'm bi, but there are only very specific body types on a male I'll find attractive.Basically, if they're cute, a cock isn't a deal breaker is what I'm saying.
>>7766065Wow applejack looks weird
>archive down>had to use the beacon to get here
>>7766065>So I'm pretty sure I'm straightNot anymore.
>>7766079I'M NOT SO DORK
>>7766075Yep.I felt kind of the same way with the Christmas book. I did my best on my contribution, but I still felt like literally the worst artist who drew something.
>>7766065Only if being gay would be worrisome for you. Otherwise don't worry.
>>7765980I'm gonna take a leap of faith here and guess you're the same anon who has been talking about kicking people out of your skype convo. Why would any of us want to talk to someone who thinks that's an accomplishment when we can just chat here?That just screams circle jerk to me.
>>7766090Hah, at least you had the courage to enter.
>>7766090>implyingMine was definitely the worst. I don't give too much of a fuck about it though, I told them beforehand that I'm not really good and showed them examples of my stuff and they still wanted me to participate.
>>7766084GG, did you do that late night activity? I ctrl+f'd your name and saw that an hour ago.
>>7766086How do you open the archive without it crashing your browser for a good 5 minutes?
>>7766086>Archive down>Can't go back through the threads I've missed to ctrl + f my name.;;_;;
>>7765872>rainbow factory at number oneWell... that's something, I guess.I like that song
>>7766100I don't know man, maybe it's just an issue of seeing what we want to see.It really felt like absolutely every single drawing was a lot better than mine.
>>77661032003 please go.
>>7766065Why should you be worried about what you find attractive?
>>7766106>so sad you grew an extra pair of eyes
>>7766103The trick is to not click or hover over anything until the page is fully loaded.
>>7766004JESUS LOOK AT THE LENGTH OF THOSE FUCKING STINGERS GET IT AWAY
>>7766093Pretty much everyone in the call hates the guy who regulary drags shit from there into the general, we just have no idea who it is.
>>7766111I don't know what I'm doing wrong!
>>7766103Use the /go you dumbstick.
>>7766103this + modern browser, I suppose
>>7766120What does that have to do with you talking about exiling people? Why would you even brag about that? It just makes you seem like a holier than thou cockhat.
>>7766123>>7766121>>7766116>>7766103I think the archive should have a page for each year. That wouldn't be too hard, right?
>>7766115still up for it?
>>7766113Not really worried, just wondering if finding cartoon horse dicks is analagous to craving the real dong.
>>7766090>>7766100>>7766095The Xmas book was fun. I really liked the results. The process was OK. Protip: the more insecure you are/appear to be, the more willing others are to talk to you about anything
>>7766115GG would you rub wieners with someone if the lights were off?
>>7766110That's probably because you were the one who drew it. You know exactly what it was originally supposed to look like and you know every single flaw in it.Also, mistakes in my own stuff piss me off way more than those in other peoples drawings. Like, I can still enjoy someone elses work when it has a minor proportion or anatomy flaw, but things like that completely ruin my own pics for me.
>>7766120You never said what skype it was either. What skype group are you?
>>7766132I don't think somy apologies>>7766139definitely not
>>7766130You really should've heard this guy. I mean, really.Whoa.
>>7766131My shitty 4 year old laptop can open it fine in 1 secondfreeshrugs.jpg
>>7766134You may tell yourself no at first.But soon enough, pictures won't be enough. The craving will grow stronger and stronger. Soon, you won't be able to resist it. You'll undergo a painful transformation.This is how Slutty Mares are born.
>>7766147Who was it?
>>7766148XP with 1,5 RAM and I can open it fine.
>>7766144Well alright, I still love you.should totally do one later though
>>7766137>Protip: the more insecure you are/appear to be, the more willing others are to talk to you about anythingMan, I really try to keep that in check when I'm not anonymous. I do my fair share of whining, but I feel bad about it and resist most of the time.
>>7766130I never bragged about kicking anyone out of the group, Anon. The post you replied to was my first post on the skypechat topic
>>7766144Oh so you like having the lights on, huh?
>>7766165Dude, stop. You know GG is a sexophobe.
>>7766128YeahI remember when my internet was only 25Mb/s, too.
>>7766163Well some other anon has kept talking about kicking people out all thread. I could only assume it was the same dick.
I need something to do for the next 40 minutes. What do
>>7766172google fibre pls go
>>7766170Those are the best kind.
>>7766175If someone calls out your name, you have to go watch pone.Brad.
>>7766175dupe some items yo >>7765195
>>7766158Exactly. I never want to give the impression that I'm actually any good, or that I'm not insecure about what I do. People are free to give me pointers and critique and tips and whatnot and I welcome them, it's just that nobody ever does as long as you don't whine about it.
>>7766182>brad>not daveDo you even
>>7766150But that's the thing anon, I don't want to be the slutty mare....I want to rub dicks with Braeburn
>>7766178>google fiber will never come to your cityI would let them take all my information. Set up a camera at crotch level whatever just give me that internets.
>>7766178>That feel when you will never tremble with fear and excitement as google roughly slams a three inch thick ethernet cable into the base of your skull.;;;;;_;;;;;;
>>7766172Nice upload speed, faglord.You get that in a cereal box?
>>7766180Jesus that's terrifying
>>7766194>it's just that nobody ever does as long as you don't whine about it.Pretty much this. Being insecure about your own stuff doesn't help so much neither does flat out asking most of the time, whining constantly about it seems to be the only way that really "works"
>>7766197>Implying you can't be a Slutty Mare if you have a dick.Come on, now.
>>7766197Too bad the only person who gets to rub Braeburn's pony meat is Little Strongheart.
>>7766114He's some kind of spider-boy.
>>7766198I would too, man.I would give up all muh freedoms.
>>7766220>Seeding>Not streaming in HD for the generalBitch, please.
>>7766228>anything that involves uploading data to othersaltruism is for suckers!
>>7766220Jelly of my private trackers
>>7766065You can be straight for human and gay for pone.
>>7766172>that upload speed
>>7766235Would you upload data for your favorite pony?
>>7766137Oh, don't take me wrong. I was in a terrible mood at the time, but now I'm okay. I'd definitely join something now.
>>7766235>Implying altruismI gain pleasure from the company of others, and to share with them things that I like.The pleasure I receive sullies the pure altruism.
>>7766128>>7766172>>7766242I'm starting to think these aren't very accurate
>>7766218Why do you say these things?I thought mlpg was a nice place.
Hey did we ever figure out that other secret in Renne Quest? Did LK give us any hints?
>>7766235Ayn Rand pls go
>>7766251They are for me.I'm using my universities connection
>>7766251Why wouldn't they be?
>>7766252I'll tell you what: You can lure Braeburn away with the attraction of fresh human cock. I will be busy playing with LSH's cute little hooves and udders.We call it even.
>>7766239... go on.
>>7766216Got me.Fine, which episode?
>>7766252The truth isn't always nice. Sometimes you just gotta face it.And the truth is Braeburn gets hot for inter-species loving.
>>7766260>100mb/s download>Doesn't rule the worldIt just can't be
>>7766266Apple family reunion.
>>7766279RACIST BARNRACIST BARNONETWOTHREEFOR
>>7766278You realise it's only megabits and not megabytes, right?Divide that number by 8.
>>7766288Y-yeah I was just being dumb on purpose
>>7766269So you're saying I have a chance at cartoon sexy horse?
>>7766299Sorry, I meant heterosexual inter-species intercourse with Buffalo.They just got the right stank about 'em.
You know the number one thing I miss about MLPG?The really hardcore waifufags.
>tfw no qt3.14 irish waifu
>>7766314I'm still hereI'm just less vocal
>>7766308>You will never deeply inhale Little Strongheart's heady musk.;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;_;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;
>>7766320Well tell me some shit, anon.Who's your pone? What do you want to do with her? HOW FAR WOULD YOU GO?
>>7766327Hardcore, nigger.Would you die for her?If she was real...
>>7766308Oh.What about Big Macintosh? I'm not too picky.
>>7765326>tfw spent all my shards in the elements and no gem>tfw no derpy in sightOh well, I tested it with random shards and it really works, can't wait to collect the Hospital, thanks for this.
>>7766316I know that feel
>>7766332Fuck yeah. I'd die heroically, but it'd turn out it wasn't heroically at all and plus I'd die for nothing.Pathetic death is what it's at.
>>7766346H-he said he might.If we were struggling...;_;
>>7766334Oh that guy's a raging faggot.
>>7766347The elements give gems?
>>7766314They're still here, they just settled down a bit. Like all relationships, they grew to be more confident with themselves, or in this case themself.
>>7766332Anon the things I'd do for her...Things that I said I'd never do. I'd change just to make her happy and smile. I'm stubborn as fuck but for her? I just accepted that she will never be real nor will I find a woman like her...Reality is so cruel ;_;
>>7766356Spit it out, anon.What's the scenario you have in mind? Who's the pone?
>>7766358>>7766362Why did this happen
>>7766321I bet Braeburn knows how to get her warmed up just right.
>>7766329Only the most beautiful, most kind, and most gentle pony. I'd want to go on a picnic with her, atop a big hill. After that, we'd watch the sun set while leaning up against a tree together, Angel sleeping in my lap. Then look at stars and comets until our conversation died and sleep took over. She'd fall asleep first. I'd snuggle up next to her and bury my face in her mane, then sleep next.And I'd only go as far as she was ready to.
>>7766363Yes, after the Christmas update.Same with the parasprites.
>>7766363YepSince the Winter update the elements and parasprites can give gems.Parasprites seem to have a 1/10 chance while the elements a 1/300 chance.Also they increased Derpy's chance to drop gems
>>7766364>tfw moved beyond the euphoric stage and entered the contented closeness stage.>With my pone.
>>7766373I guess he's a double faggot?
>>7766347No problem dude, just make sure you really stock up on the gems before it gets patched.It took me at least 2000 gems to get all the balloon pop ponies. So save up a crap load
>>7766365I think... they are real. It's all real. Think about it. Haven't Luke Skywalker and Santa Claus affected your lives more than most real people in this room? I mean, whether Jesus is real or not, he... he's had a bigger impact on the world than any of us have. And the same could be said of Bugs Bunny and, a-and Superman and Harry Potter. They've changed my life, changed the way I act on the Earth. Doesn't that make them kind of "real." They might be imaginary, but, but they're more important than most of us here. And they're all gonna be around long after we're dead. So in a way, those things are more realer than any of us.
>>7766380It's funny cause that's not even what he says at that point.
>>7766381>Also they increased Derpy's chance to drop gemsShe gave me a gem the day I updated it but then...nothing. Fucking bitch.
>>7766377That's nice anon.And how about those mean pegasus stallions? If they tried to give her shit, would you go full flutterfag on them?
>>7766377Ugh, it's this disgusting faggot again. I bet you would even comb her hair
>>7766394You know what else is funny?you are waifu isn't real
>>7766393Kyle plsplsAre the new SP episodes any good. I lost interest around 2010-11?
>>7766392>use cheat that tricks the game into making gem prices negative>every time I pay something in gems I just receive that amount>try to get the balloon ponies248 games248 fucking games to get those fucking ponies
>>7766407I'll bet it smells like fresh cedar and pine.
>>7766416Hit and miss, but still worth watching at least from my perspective.
>>7766406She wouldn't like violence I don't think, but I'd tell them off like an adult.>>7766407I'd brush her mane for hours!
http://glasworks.tumblr.com/post/41777214231/game-programming-searching-for-a-partnerPorn artists want to make a game. because that always go so well.
>>7766426God, that Pinkie is so fucking cute. That fucking headsock. I don't even know what the fuck it is, but it's killing me. God I NEED to cuddle Pinkie while she wears that fucking headsock. I can't be happy until I do.
>>7766371Cliché ahead, but...I don't know, turns out changelings can't bear low temperatures.Trapped in a snow storm, I'd try to give her blood to sustain her. Only that action would be out of pity, and not enough out of love, thus being merely useless.We both die encased in ice.
>>7766431THAT PONY IS HAVING AN EPILEPTIC SEIZURESOMEONE PLEASE HELP HER
>>7766440I'd help her.With my penis.Get it?I'd put my penis in her mouth.
>>7766439>A Chrysalisfag>Having self-sacrifice fantasies that don't involve sexual deviancy, mind control, or extreme domination.What is wrong with you?
>there will never be Mrs. Cake SS
>>7766426Naw man, it'd smell like petrichor and a summer breeze.Sometimes after bathing it'd smell like coconut or honey, but that wouldn't last long.
>>7766434that name looks familiarhow is that?
>>7766445If she was really having an epileptic seizure, she'd probably bite it off.
>>7766445But epilepsy causes involuntary muscle spamming She might accidentally bite your dick off
I would much rather pone than study
>>7766455>>7766456Penis won't mind.
>>7766452>>7766426>Fluttershy>Not smelling like animal shit.And you'd probably like her anyway, you pathetic fucks.
>>7766419Yeah it was pretty awful. Should be laws against shit like this, it's gambling for kids
>>7766434> we probably need help with the programmingEVERY TIME
I have a question for you waifufags.Okay let's say you move on, find a girlfriend, marry have kids all the deal. Then you get your chance to go to Equestria. There you have a pretty big chance to be with your waifu. You'll even be made young again.But you'll have to abandon your family. Everything. Would you do it?
>>7766449As in /ss/?
>>7765326>>7766347So how exactly does the multiplier work? Is it additive or multiplicative, and can you do it even after you've let all the bonuses get collected while visiting celestia?
>>7766448I'm pretty vanilla.
>>7766474THAT CAN'T BE TRUE!
>>7766426Would you a muslim horse MLPG?
>>7766466The worst she'd smell like is a clean pound. Like animals. Clean, but wild you know?She's too good with animals and too clean to smell literally like shit.>>7766469Nope! My duties to my children and wife far exceed my own desires.
>>7766485Ponies usually don't wear a lot of clothes so they don't have many places to hide explosives.yes
>>7766469Probably not. I doubt I'd be able to deal with leaving behind what I have now, let alone something like that. Twilight would probably not approve of me leaving them like that anyway.
>tfw had game since android release and not one fucking gem has droppedCant even CHEAT when I want to.
>>7766469That's a very good question, and to be 100% honest: I couldn't answer that unless I was actually in the situation. I have zero frame of reference.I mean, it would be paradise. A cute pone that loves me, living in a cartoon world FINALLY, being young again, a big adventure, tons of fun, etc.But I don't really know the feeling of being deeply in love and having kids.I'll tell you what would probably decide it for me: If we got eternal life in Equestria.
>>7766485I don't think she's meant to be muslim. A muslim woman wouldn't go naked apart from a head sock.
>>7766492derpy has like a 10% chance of dropping one
>>7766469... Can I bring my instruments with me or is that everything EVERYTHING? Does my family remember me?
>>7766493But what if your waifu didn't get eternal life?
>>7766469>Okay let's say you move on, find a girlfriend, marry have kids all the deal.Even though its hypothetical I still laughed like hell.Not gonna happen.No I wouldnt leave them.
>>7766469Am I GG in this scenario?If so then yes.
>>7766488>Clean, but wild you know?Like Gilda.
>>7766505and I have a 100% chance of her bein stingy with me. Derpy pls, I love you.
>>7765195>3million bits>10k gemsmy body is ready
>>7766469DependsIf my life is complete shit maybe. Just because I'm married and with children but it doesn't mean it's a good life.I can't say now.
>>7766507Then definitely not, it wouldn't be worth it at all.>>7766506Ponies have instruments, like pianos and tubas and cellos and stuff.But that's a good stipulation, how about our family forgets us and someone from this world would would be a good replacement takes our place?
>>7766490>American>At Universal Studios>See a middle-eastern guy in a keffiyeh, long dress thing, an with a backpack>seriously thought there was gonna be an explosion soonBut then there wasn't one and I learned to be tolerant.
>>7766503A muslim candyhorse might.
>>7766527Then I'd do it in a heartbeat.
>>7766530Well, I don't give a fuck. I would love Pinkie even if she was a Mormon.Or a Scientologist.
Anyone else get feels at the end of Apple Family Reunion now that we know for sure that the two comets were Applejack's parents?
>>7766434>Point & Click adventure, retro 8bit style RPG, Dating Sim or Beat’em up. Maybe even all together>dating sim & beat'em upWhere do I sign up?
>>7766528>not goin up to him and asking WHADAYA SELLIN?
>>7766527>someone from this world would would be a good replacement takes our place?Hah! Shouldn't be that difficult to find.
>>7766537I really wish they would have left that more nebulous, I didn't even pick up on it in the episode.It's just weird to have confirmed that their parents are dead, or at least as confirmed as something like this CAN be.
>>7766528And all it took was for one muslim to not explode.
>>7766537Feels? Nigga I'm jellyI wanna do space diving too.
>>7766469>have kidsYou lost me there, Anon.Actually, having kids would be a pretty good reason to move to Equestria and leave everything behind
>>7766528>seriously thought there was gonna be an explosion soon>But then there wasn't one and I learned to be tolerant.That's what gets you. You meet a few goody two shoe people wearing keffiyehs who get your guard down and then when you least expect it...KABLOOEY
>>7766561I know how that is. I had a Jewish friend in grade school that was always really cool to me, UNTIL HE SWINDLED ME OUT OF FIFTY BUCKS.
>>7766527I'm sad that it gives credence to orphanloo
>>7766567I have a sensual attraction to the CMC.
>>7766567Dammit tumblrYou suck at everything.
>>7766556>applejack's parents are actually astronauts
>>7766573MAYBE she could be an orphan, but jesus christ I just can't imagine her living in the woods or at the dump.She'd at least live with her grandparents or something.
>>7766510Oh manher chest floof would smell so good
>>7766567According to this piece of shit I have a crush on my waifu
>>7766599According to that piece of shit, 'squishes' are a thing.[sopiler]they're not.
>>7766606Yeah, what they described as a "Squish" sounds more like platonic friendship to me.
>>7766606>that spoilerwhy did I giggle
>>7766606You've never really wanted to be friends with someone?
[voicecrack]THE CRYSTAL EMPIRE[/voicecrack]
>>7766617Yeah. It's called 'being friends with someone'.'Squish' is the gayest thing ever.
>>7766617I have.But then it turns out later that I just wanted to bone them.
>>7766624But this says a "desire" to be friends, not actually being friends.
>>7766623Sweetie's voice seemed to get cuter again with this episode.Starting in like Hearts & Hooves day, it seemed to get a bit lower and less cute, but she seems back on top again.
>>7766537To be honest I kinda hate it that they did it like this.It's cheap and meaningless. Especially that it has no effect on anyone.They could have keep them for a future episode. Make them explorers, travelers whatever. AJ or any other character will never acknowledge that their dead. It has 0 effect on the show. It's like they did to do something you know.
>>7766633In that case, it's gayer than the gayest thing ever.
>>7766627I have been on both ends of that.Being unappealing to a friend I want to bone and having an unappealing friend want to bone me.It's a shitty situation.
>>7766642Go watch the episode and read the threads of that day for info and confirmation of the staff.Easy.
>>7766648aint nobody got time fo dat
>>7766642There are two comets in the episode that appears twiceFirst time when Granny says that who knows if they could be together for the next reunion and another time at the endSisby said that those were AJ's parents
>>7766633So I've been "squishing" on someone for over a year. Hmm...
>>7766658>want to be friends with drawfags>don't drawthey say it doesn't matterBUT YOU KNOW IT DOES
>>7766635>Lauren look>we still like you>we still follow your plans>please love us again
>>7766667I say LEARN HOW TO DRAW
>>7766648I went and got the link. It's Sibsy ruining shit for people again.https://twitter.com/TheRealSibsy/status/282581589479792641The only confirmation. It's gonna be funny when they decide to introduce her parents as alive and well in a season or two.
>>7766673But I don't want to draw
>>7766667The desire to get popular from drawing could be considered a squish on the whole internet.
>>7766674>or two.>implying S4 is not the last one
>>7766667LEARN TO DRAW. THE WORLD CAN BE YOURS.
>>7766668But Lauren Faust said they were probably dead, but if they were they would never mention it or bring it up in the show since that's not appropriate for the show.
>>7766674And they're both alicorns.
>>7766667It really doesn't though
>>7766667More like>want to be friends with drawfags>learn to draw>still nothingOh well...
>>7766685I only wish.
>>7766690Didn't she said that she planned for them to be dead but was sure that Hasbro would never approve?
>>7766697It does for most artfags I've run into. They totally disregard you unless you bring something to the table. If you cant circlejerk with em you aint worth popping a boner for.
>>7766692>Heading to the kingdom of Appleachia to see AJ's parents.>Big fanfare and sexy magic scene leading up to the thrown room.>Entering the chambers of king & queen apple.>"HOWDY, Y'ALL!!!!"
>>7766667>>7766699Drawfags aren't only tied to their drawings, they can have other interests as well. Can you play music?
>>7766667>want to be friends with drawfriends>shitty, boring personalitythey say it doesn't matterBUT YOU KNOW IT DOES
>>7766709I remember something like that.
>>7766647Ah, but have you had same sex feelings for a friend who was straight?Layered sad that is.
I didn't know that
>>7766709Nah, she only mentioned that them being dead or adventurers would be the only idea she had about them. She never intended for her parents to be in the show. Just Granny Smith.
>>7766718No, I've never had feelings like that. I imagine it must be a really awful thing to go through.
Can we stop being lonely faggots again?
>>7766713Well that's just downright not true.
>>7766724That Aeris belongs to Scott R?
>>7766710Oh, well, I guess it's like that for some of them then.
>>7766724how is this pony related?>that signatureAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH
>>7766724WowJJ should do that more often
>>7766712I literally cannot do anything else but draw painfully mediocre, btw and school stuff, of course
>>7766729but u guise are my only frens