Talk about your favorite pone pairOld horse is irreverent.New horse is now
>>7759025Bout time you showed up
why is rarity talking to a yoshi
I solemnly swear to keep boards separate
>>7759059post the thing!
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>>7759014My favorite horse pair doesn't have an episode...
>>7759025YOU MEAN IT?
POST MORE FUCKING POWNS
Keep the /pol/ shit in /pol/ or I fucking swear I will delete this thread.
>>7759092>>7758339>>7758957roight. this was easy, the helicopter one is a bit more complex
>>7759138>mentioning itThis is the worst possible thing you could do.
>>7759138>/pol/>not /k/either way, only pony beyond here
>>7759014Twilight and Trixie.
>>7759138Do it faggot
>>7759138But I never got a chance to post this
>>7759163hehehehewhat a cute little guy
>>7759163Take it a bit slower with the penmenship so it's a bit nicer next time.
I tried this again. I think it's much cleaner than the first one. it's still pretty shit, though
>>7759181Yeah, we got that.
>you will die before mind uploading is perfected>you will never have the chance to feel your pone waifu's warm, velvety lips clench around you and milk you dry for real
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Guys. Guys.Chicks with DicksMares with Flares
>>7759163>"Are you suuuuure?"
>>7759197My penmenship is always awful tho ;_;I really wish I had a text input thing so I wouldn't have to write...
>>7759147Anyone have Scootaloo green text feeks that don't involve putting your dick in her?
>>7759208looks nice. Shorter snout might be cuter. And dont forget to keep track of all 4 legs.
>>7759220It works so well
>>7759220I hate you so much right now
>>7759248Just write slower and more deliberately. Alternatively, copy and paste from ms paint or something
>>7759217http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7HwCHRzxEncPULL OVER NOWPULL IT OVER NOWI SAID PULL IT OVER
>>7759272>8 minutes longtoo long, didn't listen
>>7759249https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/Wi1MxQbPD8/ScootalooHere. Take this.
>>7759252>And dont forget to keep track of all 4 legs.haha whoops
>>7759315It was linked, but only oncebecause the guy who did it sucks dick
>>7759249>not sticking your feeks into Scootaloo
Pone should go to outer spaceBeyond Luna hopping about the moon, do we have other pics of ponies enjoying the vacuum of space?
>>7759331>Scootaloo uses your feeks as a fetish
What would this feel likeas the pony
>>7759315here it is>>7759074Don't know why you would want to go back to that horrible place, but whatever.
Man if I made the general it would be SO MUCH BETTER
>>7759336I recall an image of the Main Six following Luna on a rainbow that stretched to the moon.
>>7759344getting your ass rimmed feels good
>>7759336Pinkie tried once
>>7759345He said new general, not old general.
>>7759344Like somepony trying to play your asshole like a tronbone.
>>7759344To get your marshmallow pony butthole blown on? Probably like a gentle buzzing, so pleasant, but scary if you were woken up by a stranger like this.
>>7759374It was linked, just only once
>>7759357Finish that boxer FP.
>>7759336Not quite, but I have this
>>7759374the new general was linkedhe missed itthat's not our fault
>>7759374Oh rightMy bad
>>7759371>you'll never hear your favorite pony squeal in pleasure as you rim her anus
>>7759344Well, if you really wanted to find out, you could probably get Twilight to dig up a shared-sensation spell to let you try.
>>7759272>Driving with Gilda>A cop pulls you over>tells you to turn down the stereo>she pulls up this song, looks the officer right in the eye, and cranks it up full blast.
>>7759395doesn't her tail get burned if she use the rocket?
>>7759412Last time she did that I ended up feeling her vagina everywhere.It was not pleasant
>>7759308>https://www.dropbox.com/sh/0dom05d8wy44ipz/Wi1MxQbPD8/ScootalooYes! This is exactly what I wanted, anon.
>>7759395That's such a neat pic. Gives me a happy feel.
>>7759414>cop is completely unfazed and continues writing up the ticket>he keeps writing her up for every little violation she keeps coming up with
>>7759414>as the officer is walking up to the car she slides her hand into your wasteland>"Something the matter, sir? You look very nervous."
>>7759446Cops like that are hilarious.
>>7759446even the passenger gets in trouble
>>7759446>meanwhile you're in the driver's seat with your forehead resting against the steering wheel in resignation
>>7759440And nothing of value was lost.
>>7759446>She just sits and watches him the whole time.
>>7759465Inside you know he is lining up the drinks he is going to need after his shift.
To anyone that still plays this shitty game:1) Turn on airplane mode (seems to minimize distractions)2) Let something you want spawn on the ground but don't pick it up. I tapped on parasprites until I finally got a gem.3) Quickly go to the social screen, X out of the "find your friends" thing, and tap on Princess Celestia to visit her town.4) When you get there you'll see your gem. Let it autocollect.5) Tap the return button to leave Celestia, X out of the "find your friends" thing again, and visit Celestia again.6) This time you WON'T see your gem but just wait. You should still hear the sound and animation for the autocollect.7) Go back to #5 and keep repeating until the game crashes.
I have a delivery for anon
>>7759506That is adorable man. You should draw more of him and the twins.
>>7759506He's so adoooorable.
>>7759506Now draw him wearing a pretty little dress!
>>7759531Right here, good sir. What do I owe you for>shipping?
>>7759506hnnnnghe's so precious
pone is not for sexually
>>7759476gilda you're not gonna fuck another copcome on you know that has never turned out well for younot the last five anyway
>>7759531Ponies being carried is the cutest thing ever.
>>77595502ndIt was a dareHe had to do it
>>7759550Can Scootaloo be there with a snappy tux?
>>7759336Technically, she's enjoying the earth like pressure inside her suit.
>>7759564>Implying the cop could resist that fine lion booty
pone is for my sexually only
what if the mane 6 combine their elements and make Twilight Captain Planet
>>7759531>AJ is actually enjoying herselfhehI'll take 'em!
>>7759564>"Like he needs it - he spends all day fucking the rest of us - I'm surprised his dick isn't smoking."
>>7759559But what if pones consider human to be for sexually?
>>7759541oh god im so embarrassed>>7759550what nothat is not befitting a young stallion trying to look not adorable
>>7759568Yes.YES.This is brilliant.
>>7759531If only they knew what was going to happen to them when they got home.
>>7759600It's okay, I won't tell his friends if you don't.
>>7759597I'm pretty sure they already do
>>7759615...A hot meal, a warm place to sleep and maybe some cuddling if they want?
>>7759584That would be a good episode. Especially if Sombra comes back and tries to turn the world into a snowball
>>7759600What if it's a manly dress?
>>7759597I'd let them do their best, they're curious about things like that.
>>7759634>>7759635No, get your minds out of the gutter.
>>7759597No, humans are for foreplay. Hands, long bodies, stamina, but smaller than pony between the legs.
>>7759600>he tries wearing dark sunglasses so he'll look cooler and less adorable>he spends a lot of time bumping into things
>>7759584can captain twilight end global warming?
>>7759597well, as long as it's consensual lyra
>>7759673Draw a consensual Lyra.
>>7759673by the time she's done you'd be dehydrated and exhausted
>>7759651>smaller than pony>not scaling horse cocks down from full horse size to little pony sizeFor all intents and purposes, average human penii would only be like an inch or so shorter than pones penis.
>>7759600He lost a bet with Scootaloo. And a manly stallion pays his debts.
>>7759654>he spends the evening walking around Ponyille>it explodes in his cool awesome presence>but he doesn't look at them because that's now what cool guys do
I just realized I wasn't born with talent.Does the crippling depression ever get easier to bear?
>>7759673>humans need consent in Equestria>They aren't able to give their own>Their pony guardian has to give the permission to cuddle another pony in public>Otherwise they will go to pony jail>Where all the bitey ponies go
>>7759713No one is born with talent. You just need to change your mindset.
>>7759692but lyra makes me feel sadstupid horse fanfiction
>>7759739Draw Sad Lyra and Happy Lyra together.
>>7759701Which is still shorter. If humans were for sexual they'd be bigger.
>>7759724>you have to ask your pony for permission to cuddle other ponies>they always say no >they make you watch as they cuddle each other
>>7759713>being born with talentNobody picks up a pen and is a magical art wizard. Practice and study if you want skill. Also, I'm a firm believer that life is a grand balancing act. You have to pay to get something. While you may not have once skill that someone else has, that person could very well have a shortcoming you wouldn't even consider a problem.
>>7759752Bon Bon, you're never going to convince her.
>Celestia had relations with someone>sends Twilight to cover it up.
>>7759600>>7759506>"But if you're ULTRA sure... then who am I gonna get my daily Rumble-huggles from?
>>7759752They'd want to try it for the novelty, if anything.
>>7759756who the fuck is that green guy
>>7759775Fuck you I won't.
>>7759752>implying you need monstrous size to please a poneI'd take the 30 minutes - 1 hour endurance over 30 seconds of fast humping ponies.
>>7759806>not knowing anon
>>7759806a fucking weird UPS guythat's not a standard UPS uniform eitherand those packages don't appear to be properly labelled
>>7759772>tfw nobody jelly of your skill at public speaking, leading, critical thinking, or problem solvingit's tough, man. Nothing telling you that you did a good job besides getting more applause than the previous speaker.
>>7759793I'm wonderingAt what age does the balance of power switch and Rumble is dominant over the twins?
>>7759806the hulk at work
>>7759800>Lyra tells Bonbon humans can have intercourse for minutes at a time>Bon Bon tells her to stop writing handfics
>>7759843He becomes less dominant when he gets older and drops his spaghetti.
someone wanted visorcolt or whatever his name issorry it took so long
>>7759843WHEN RUMBLE CAN DEFEAT HIS BROTHER IN MORTAL COMBATTHAT'S WHEN
>>7759843you've never had older siblings, have you?the ride never ends
>>7759837>great public speaking skillsThat's a highly marketable skill, Anon. Make business presentations as a management consultant, become trillionaire.
>>7759843>Rumble>dominantNo way. He'd be their equal.But in their hearts he'd ALWAYS be their baby brother.
>>7759814But Bon-BonThey last so longSoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo long
>>7759513>get 30 gems from one gem dropholy shit thanks
>>7759878>>7759884See, I'm thinking at some point when he becomes a big handsome stallion, he would become dominant but not realize it.
>>7759825What kind of reaction is that?
>>7759752>Not visiting Rarity's Cock Boutique>Not getting Madame Rarity to reshape your penis into a thick, throbbing, veiny horsecock perfect for satisfying even the sluttiest of mares>Not having Madame Rarity hike her tail up and waggle her rump at you, offering to let you test drive your new fuckstick
>>7759894that word is even worse than pandering
>>7759899Shut up Twilight, you don't even know.
>>7759920That sounds awfully expensive.
>>7759828that doesn't look like himi think you're mistakenanon wears a tie
>>7759930But I've studied, DashSOSOLong
>>7759942it gets hot sometimes
>>7759920>implying that she doesn't let Sweetie Belle take it for a spin instead
>>7759941Considering how flip-floppy Equestria's currency is, pretty sure you could just start digging around in the ground and come out with a gem that would pay for the procedure thrice over.
>>7759958cut that out, you'll go blind
>>7759899You're not helping!
>>7759903But he grew up around the Twins.I forget what it's called, but people who grow up together don't develop a sexual interest in one another because of a biological process/reflex meant to help prevent incest/inbreeding.
>>7760030You missed a spot by her hip.
>>7760034so what if he went away to flight camp or something
>>7760056Yes, but I am far too uncaring to do something about it.Maybe someday.
>>7760030>>7760056also I've been wondering if Tex's right eye being that dark is intentional
>>7760015>"Bonbon! You gotta help me try it!"
>>7759708he's too preciousI just wanna pinch his chubby little pon cheek
>>7760034What kind of babysitters would they be if they didn't teach him about things grown ups do when he gets older?
>>7760058Man, and I thought the latinamerican dub was super bad.
>>7759920>Soon enough retro-virus development will be far enough along that it'll be usable>First they'll fix cancer>Then they'll develop a pill that'll slowly transform your cock into a foot long horsecock>You'll probably die before this happens
>>7760015Who cares about their dicks!?Have you TRIED their booze??
>>7760128God i want this to be finished
>>7760108>you will never be around when medical science reaches the ability to let you change your appearance in any way you see fit>You will never be the slutty anthro mare
>>7760128dicks and booze tend to go hand in hand
>>7759899>>7760128oh but it's so much nicer just to cuddle
>>7760128NOT YOU AGAIN!HOW ARE YOU SO POWERFUL, YOU ARE SO SMALL!ALSO THAT DOOR COST ME A WEEKS PAY!
>>7760145>cosmetic changesFuck that.I want something useful. And nothing related to genitals.
>>7760058NO SINGING ALLOWED
>>7760164Do you think he'd fuck a pony?
>>7760093>tfw you're the only human in Equestria>Lyra is constantly sending you elegant love letters>You literally have bookshelves of letters subtly requesting that you mate with her>You're certain that she's snuck into your backyard and stole some of your underwear
>>7760165I'd rather fly with some fuckin' wings.
>>7760164>"Enough of this, fisticuffs now, you hooligan."
>>7760164Now he needs to box with Dudley. Like gentlemen.
>>7760165what about wingsis that an optionI'll go full pony if I get wings
>going to buy $6 BD sample discs because>lowest shipping price is $15Why
>>7760128>Bring alcohol to Equestria>Bring beer too>Use the by products to make Vegemite>Super super salty Vegemite>Make the whole town drunk on booze and salt
>>7760128Have there been very many ponies on Earth fics? Like single ponies ending up on Earth. Wasn't there a joke general about that for a while?
>>7760128I wonder how neat it would be to constantly find a drunk pone drinking up one of your wine supply every time you went down there to get a fresh bottle for the dinner table.
>>7760202order some cumlubeit's disgusting!
>>7760226That joke general is still alive, but it's dead as hell
>>7760108>Real Life becomes Second Life
>>7760178He is not some kind of charlatain
>>7760190>>7760201Wings will never be possible.So I guess I'll just go for nanofiber muscular tissue.
>>7760186>You catch Lyra stealing your underwear one night>She's there with a winking vulva>You're there with a fully erect cock>The two of you are too scared to move
>>7760270Stop.You're already ruining it.
>>7759843Maybe 15 or soOnce hes equal height hed be stronger, and later hell be even taller, and stronger then some
lik dis if u cry evertim ;_____;
>>7760237but I have no use for it
>>7760186You'd deny her in her time of need? You wouldn't give in, just once, when she's in heat, winking furiously?
>>7760226there was something like that with Fluttershy, but she was turned into a humanyou adopt a cat together and then you keep taking care of it after Fluttershy had to go back home
>>7760229>Akatosh give me strength...>I've told you a thousand times, Small Horse!>You will not have a drop of this wine until it's ready!>Now get out!>And put those barrels down!
>>7760283you can pour it on your pony toys and take pictures for the internet
>>7760252You'd actually have to ruin your skeleton or something similar to be light enough to fly with wings.I'd probably still do it.
>>7760251What about a really pretty pony
>>7760270>Not Lyra wearing your underwear backwards>Not realizing she uses the hole for her tail>Not buying her own boxers as a gift>Not catching her still only wearing yours
>>7760186>go to Equestria>Lyra is just another normal background pony that happens to sit a little funny and hop a lotHow would this make you feel?
>>7760231God, that blog went to complete shit.
>>7760324I would hang out in the background with her and hop on screen with a huge grin
>>7759513>100 gems and still going strong
>>7760306You would literally look like a monstrosity if it was possible to change your body enough to support flight.
>>7760324Fine, if a little disappointed. I mean, how depressing would it be if we could predict everything about Equestria without ever having been there?
Apple Family singing Sweet Home Equestria when?
>>7760324I'd try and be her friend
>>7760324Like there's loads of cute ponies.
>>7760349Muscles in chest would have to be fuck huge, right? And even if you were small like a pony you would still need a really big wingspan.
>>7760357not this year
>>7760324That's really all I've ever thought of LyraThe whole hand/human obsession thing was kind of funny but I never took it seriously. Well as seriously as you can take it.
>>7760349what about tiny marshmallow pony with huge wingspan?
>>7760310I'm afraid that Fancy Pants has too much pride to just fuck a pony.
>>7760384Muscles would need to be massive, and our skeletal structure would need to be changed.Not to mention our bones are too heavy.
>>7760324I'd be fine with it.Happy Hopping Lyra is cute Lyra.
>you'll never make pastries with Applejack
how has mlpg distorted your perception of reality
>>7760394I just kept the fact that she'd be fascinated by humans, nothing in particular.Then again a lot of the other pones would probably be too. But Lyra a little more so.
>>7760407So we'd need huge guts, right?
>Go to Equestria>Lyra has never even heard of humans>She's actually terrified of you and finds your species revolting
>>7760420>you'll never be a pony as adorable as Applejack
>>7760430RIP AND TEAR
>>7760395>"Did someone say 'huge wingspan?'"
>>7760422It hasn't.It just made me realize cute magical talking pastel pones aren't real.
>>7760399Well, you have to draw his lady escort, Fleur de Squirrel. It would be unbecoming of a gentleman adventurer to be without his damsel.
>>7760426But technically humans don't exist in that universe as far as we know and Faust implicated.
>>7760421Of course he would treat her like a classy mare deserves to be treated. Romance, and all that.
>>7760397I had an older cousin who thought I was really cute when I was younger, and it was pretty obvious I had a crush on her, this was at 9-10 years old. She's gorgeous now, and it's still pretty obvious I like her, except it stops being cute when you hit 14 or so, then you're just a pervert.
>>7760437I'm cool with being a frightening monster too.All races will come to fear humanity. Fuck year.
>>7760461it's a What-Ifimagine any other kind of extraterrestrial being and it's essentially the same
>>7760461I highly doubt ponies that built the steam locomotive in "Over a Barrel" and "MMMMystery Express".
>>7760461Which is why their mythology with human species in it are so fascinating to fillies.But a bipedal race that technologically advanced is ridiculous. If they're so smart and creative where did they all go?
>>7760474Sad how that works.You're suddenly evil one day for liking someone because you reach a certain number.
>>7760474But AnonRumble's like her baby brother. Having a crush on your big sister's just weird.
>>7760474Not if you stay short and skinny and neotenous.Which I'm sure you didn't.
>>7760186>Lyra comes by your house every other day>She greets you with a beaming smile and a fresh bouquet of roses>Every once in a while she brings you a decorative salt lick and a box of gourmet chocolates>She always wears a special saddle when she comes over>You catch her talking you up to some of her friends one day, saying that she thinks she's nearly courted you
>>7760490Magic explains everything.
>>7760532Anon, you have to put effort into this.You have to stop using "magic" as the answer to everything.
>>7760515>you drop by to say hello while she's in the middle of doing so>she spills every ounce of spaghetti>this almost makes up for the time you caught her in your garbage.>almost.
>>7760507>it will never be socially acceptable for you to stare at a 14 year old girl's ass again
>>7760475.... . .-.. .-.. --- / -... .. --. / -... .-. --- - .... . .-. ... / .. - / .. ... / --. --- --- -.. / - --- / ... . . / -.-- --- ..- / .- --. .- .. -.
i would like to ride this pony nonsexually
>>7760490Could Humans and Ponies even peacefully coexist?Or would it go down like Avatar, but skewed even further in Humanities favor?
>>7760531You should post the pics here so I don't have to download a .zip file at the recommendation of a stranger.
>>7760556It's barely acceptable for me to be alive in modern society.
>>7760437>the first few ponies you meet flee in horror>you quickly learn to conceal your entire body, including your face>and all that really does is stop them from running immediately. still nobody wants to talk to you.>you wander the countryside in solitude, legends forming in your wake of a tall shadowy specter walking the empty night streets
>>7760572aww that's adorable
>>7760572Where's his nose?
>>7760572That is so cute.
>>7760556Now if only it were possible to tell how old a girl was by looking at her.That's one of the reasons I don't flirt with anyone, because with my luck, she'll be like twelve or something and I'll be branded a pervert.
>>7760573I'm sure they could. What they lack in science, we give them in exchange for magic.
>>7760601its m-muh style
>>7760507I'd fuck her brains out, but she'd never touch me. I can still dream.
>>7760610Humans imbued with magic and advanced science would doom the universe, anon.
>>7760562HELLO BIG BROTHERSIT IS GOOD TO SEE YOU AGAINGod, that story.
>>7760556>not doing it anyway
>>7760572Yes. I like this. I'm keeping this.
>>7760572Hnnng. God I love Celestia.
>>7760610>Humanity sells weaponry to both the changelings and ponies.>Introduces war profiteering>Conflict in Equestria escalates as every faction attempts to curry favor with the savage aliens known as humans.
>>7760657People get arrested for that, anon.
>>7760641FOUND ITI thought I hadn't saved it for a second there.
>>7760572>tfw Celestia will never be your trusty warhorse you'd ride into battlewhy is reality so cruel. /mlp/?why is reality so cruel, /mlp/?
How to make pony seem more masculine?
>>7760674you don't get arrested for murder when you fantasize about killing somebody.
>>7760636But that's the fun part. Wouldn't you want to be a technomage?
>>7760587Oh god, and so the legend of Jack The Cuddler is born! The Serial Hugger!
>>7760690draw a penis on him.
APPLEZ N SHIT YO
>>7760683Double post? da fuck>>7760690Give it man parts.Like a beard, y'know?
>>7760683smaller eyesbigger bodyless round face
>>7760674I looked straight down some girl's shirt all the time when I was at some rehab group. I know she noticed, never said anything about it. Probably because I'm pathetic looking, she just felt bad.
>>7760699And yet you do get arrested for lasciviously staring at 14 year olds.Sorry.
>>7760690Take cues from Big Mac. Burly chest, large legs, large neck, smaller rear.
>>7760510Hey when its not by blood its okay. I bet Cloudchaser bites her lip every year he gets a little taller, and his wings become a little fuller.
>>7760690Don't give him eyelashes.Thicken his neck and square off his muzzle a little more?Those are the only real differences I can see between them.
>>7760721You from Pakistan or something?
>>7760733That seems like a horribly proportioned big mac. Just look at the show instead.
>>7760704Yes.Yes very much so.
ill take a request
>>7760766AJ in a silly hat
>>7760766Rumble and Twins.
Scootaloo getting cutesy with Charity the girlscout filly
>>7760733>tfw Big Mac will never have a giant draft horse girlfriend
>>7760748Have you ever tried lasciviously staring at a 14 year old girl?Try it. See what happens.
>>7760766Rarity and Sweetie belle pillow fight.
>>7760766Gilda in a biker cap and smoking a cigarettealso fishnet stockings
>>7760766Chibi guard ponies.
>>7760766Draw mewball drawing mewball drawing mewball drawing a pone
>>7760776That one on the left always makes me think of one of those frogs from Yoshi's Island.
>>7760766Octavia double cum inflationJust kidding, Scootaloo in a tux and Rumble in a pretty dress. Rumble lost a bet, now he has to take her to the pony prom the way she agreed to it.
>>7760781Well if it's some kind of private business, they'll ask you to leave.It's not illegal to stare at people, you know.
>>7760766Pipsqueak and Rumble in pretty dresses
>>7760778>she winks hard enough to crush steel
>>7760805You're gonna masturbate to that, aren't you?
>>7760809>the story behind the posting of that picture
>>7760766I'll make a requeststram.
>>7760809Man I'd like to see her spread her wings. And by wings I mean cloaca.
>>7759513>300k bits and 250 gemsHoly shit thanks anon
>>7760819Actually no, I'm just making the request for that guy because he doesn't seem to be on tonight.
>>7760766Scootaloo holding onto a turboprop engine
>>7760811>>7760781I can see you as the type who yells that as loud as he can as you hold your head inches from a middle-schooler's chest.>"I'M NOT TOUCHING YOU LOOKING AIN'T ILLEGAL IF SHE DIDN'T WANT IT SHE WOULDN'T BE WEARING THIS SHIRT"
>>7760841Didn't mean to link the second guy.
>>7760839How fucking big do you think Scoots is?
>>7760837Aw, that's kinda sweet.but is THAT guy gonna masturbate to that?
>>7760766Draw Rarity and her amazing Cock Boutique600 bits for a brand new mini-you!
>>7760828>tfw never had gems drop once
>>7760857I'm not his hand, but I'd say probably a couple of people would masturbate to that.
>>7760818>Big Mac struggles to uproot a stump>she comes along and yanks it out without even really trying
>>7760766Rumble in a dress blushing bright red, being pegged by Cloudchaser while Flitter sucks his cock
>>7760877I will not kiss it.I will do other things to it.
>>7760855Not with it on, just her staring majestically a it
DECISION TIMEA: Every evening for an hour a pony of your choosing visits your house.You may hug this pony, pet this pony, and form a friendship with this pony,but never sex this pony. If you ask, the pony will say no, and if you attempt >rape,the pony disappears and the service ends.B: A random, adult, OC pony prostitute of the gender of your choosing shows up every day for sex.They are all uniformly dumb, uninteresting and disappear as soon as you finish fucking.
Is your Tumblr pony-related, MLPG?How many followers do you have?
>>7760892>Wouldn't kiss it firstWhat a fucking loserI bet you wouldn't even rim her
>>7760909Aduhthis isn't even a decision
>>7760917He'd fuck her roughly like a man. LIKE SHE WANTS.
>>7760915yes it isI have 22
>>7760909B.I've got enough friends. I could conquer the world if I didn't have to worry about sex.
>>7760909Neither.>forcing a pone out of their world every damn night
>>7760909A. There are other ways for her to relieve me without sex.
>>7760909A.I have a hand for sex.
>>7760892it's either kiss her ass, or lick her clean after a long flight.
>>7760707>>7760712it's supposed to be a girl. a masculine girl>>7760733>>7760734>>7760747Any better?
>>7760909A: PINKIE, NO FUCKING CONTEST.
>>7760587>you have but a single friend>a lone zebra living in the depths of an untamed forest serves as your only source of social interaction>you periodically visit her for tea and conversation to keep you sane. you tell her of your world, she tells you of hers>though she's the only being you've met here who doesn't react to you with terror, you don't remove your mask around her>for all you know she'll react just like...all the others
>>7760935Who's to say I wouldn't fuck her until it hurt to walk after?IIII want to rim her. So I would.
>>7760950the long hair is what kills it as a guy
>>7760915I have a googolplex followers
>>7760915Yes.>33Very popular, look out ladies...Thanks for reminding me to update at some time tonight or tomorrow.I have something neat!
>>7760909AAn hour of cuddling would be perfectDoes it have to be the same pony every night or can I switch it up?
>>7760963Nananananananaki!Why didn't you tell us your OC is a Final Fantasy character?!
>>7760915Yeah, but I post other stuff too.240
>>7760915>implying I have a tumblrI didn't even have a myspace page when it was still popular.
>>7760957I like this.Keep going.
>>7760909Either way I don't get to have my cake and eat it too. I'd rather have A. Pony sex is meaningless without a personality. A pony friend would be fun.Would a dimensional hopping playpal pony get tired of just getting hugged and petted every night? Wait, I get to choose the pony? Oh shit, I wouldn't even know who to pick.
>>7760935"you gave me just what i wanted, anon. you treated me like a woman."
>>7760980Well he's not.But he's inspired by one.
>>7760949HOW COULD I CHOOSECAN I DO BOTH?
>>7760909Nothing sexual at all? Can I jack off in front of her, or will she disappear?
>>7760978You may choose any canon pony on any day.They will remember you and the conversations you had,so you could theoretically make friends with all of Ponyville if you wanted.>>7761000You could also play games or do other stuff that isn't sex,as long as it takes only an hour.
>>7760980Because we all already knew>furries in charge of being original#lel
>>7761012Can...Can you draw him in Vanille's outfit?
>>7760915I colored two pictures and got 22 followersit's freaking me out
>>7761025Can I choose not to have them visit?If so A. If not then yeah no deal.
>>7761023He just said sex. You could probably hotdog your penis in her butt cheeks and be fine.
>>7761025I realize we can play games and stuff. I just think that would be what mostly happens.
>>7761031>not liking zebrasget a load of this guy
>>7760965Man, but I like the hair. Guess I'll have to find something that fits better.
>>7761023She probably wouldn't appreciate it very much.She wouldn't show you anything explicit, even if you convince her to stick around for you to look at.
>>77610411. I can't draw.2. Even if I could, her outfit is complex as shit.3. You want male or female?
>>7760944who are you
>>7760951A Pinkie no-fucking contest? I think I'd lose.
>>77609151980 for ice pack
>>7760915pretty much all the time309
>>7760957>We all wear masks, dear friend.>When will the time with yours end?
>>7761090Dohoho, new Ice Pack...
>>7761120That was posted last night.
>>77609154,719 on FracturedLoyalty3,814 on RainbowFreakinDash158 on ScherzicSecretions
>>7761090>telling a snake to get upOh Ice Pack, you adorable little bimbo.
I should probably make a tumblr, but I have no idea how to do this shit.
>>7761090Ice Pack is adorable as fuck.
>>7760915No.5. I don't know why. I really don't.
>>7761143It isn't? I thought that was only Aluminium
>>7761170No, many metals are not ferrous
>>7761157this isn't you?>http://reiduran.tumblr.com/
>>7761104Dang, you've surpassed me. But only by literally 30 followers. it's on
>>7761075i can tell you what that person isn't.a contributor
>>7761181That is me, but I don't really consider that much of a tumblr, since it's just me fucking around with how to do shit. I only have one follow and a few posts from forever ago.
>>7761025>Bring the brightest ponies in all of Equestria to you>Quickly give them a run down on of transistors and shit>Ponies are getting abducted for 1 hour and comeback with fantastic knowledge and insight>Technology advances the fastest it ever has>They erect statues in your honour
>>7761180Physics is so confusing!Confizzling, even.
>>7761170It's not magnetic, but it is diamagnetic.>Diamagnetism is when an object is caused to create a magnetic field in opposition to an external magnetic field, in simple terms; the metal in question will repel the metal with the magnetic field.
>>7761198wanna say that to my face motherfucker
>>7761204But are you good el presidente?
I had a nice, lengthy discussion about MLP on /co/ today. It felt like home.Funny how most people on /co/ don't care about MLP one way or another. Just goes to prove that some people go out of their way to make a fuss about it.What are you up to, MLPG?
>>7761202>I only have one followit's probably methen fix it up
>>7761157It's easy as fuck.>1. Sign up for Tumblr and create your blog.>2. Make a few posts that give the general idea of what your blog is about. Make sure to tag them correctly so people can find them.>3. Start following other blogs that you enjoy.>4. Pass the links to your posts on to any friends who have Tumblr, so they can reblog you and promote your blog.Also, if you already have a Twitter, you can link it to your Tumblr, so every post you make will be tweeted, and anyone following you there will see your new Tumblr.
>>7761233Squeaky wheel gets the grease.
>>7761193stroke your ego somewhere else.
>>7761157Darf's fic about fucking Vinyl in the ass so hard she gets a nosebleed was great, it made me leak
>>7761251Im totally devoted to disturbin the peace
Did anyone else notice that Dash still called Tank a turtle in the last episode?
>>7761070>Pony comes to visit>You show her your pony figurine collection.>She thinks it's "nice">Show her your room>"Why are there so many stains on your mattress?">...idk>Want to play video games with me?>"Anon, I have hooves">Want to watch me play video games?>"Maybe later">Drop something in front of her to get her to bend over and pick it up>After she bends over she realizes why you did that>Oh god, this is awkward>You get an idea>"Would you like to bake with me?""Okay!">Instant ramen everywhere>Instant cookies, just place on tray>She is disgusted she can't find flour, eggs, milk or a bag of sugar anywhere>Let alone a whisk>The entire time she's watching the clock, praying for the hour to be up>TIME'S UP!>"Gotta go! Bye!"Oh God, Lyra, it was horrible! Everything you know is wrong!
>>7760915half the time5
>>7760915I have two tumblrs, .One is 2651the other is 109You can guess which is which.
>Tumblr talk.>Reminded I haven't updated in a while.>Guilt>Finishing touches on project.>Paint seems to dry even slower now.WHY
>>7761245>Pass the links to your posts on to any friends who have Tumblr, so they can reblog you and promote your blog>begging for reblogsnigga no thanks i'll make it on my own
>>7761245All these tweets and tumbles and facebooks and shit...Man I miss when everyone just kinda hung out on IRC. And went to vgmusic.com. Maybe a forum here and there. Fucking web2.0 shit.
>>7761262>everyone knows about the fic>no one knows about the comic i drew that he based it on
>>7761261you sound jealous
>>7761245If that worked in reverse then several thousand more people woulda seen your wiener.
>>7761307>vgmusic.comMy fucking nigga.
>>7761307>Fucking web2.0 shit.Amen.I DONT GIVE A SHIT IF YOUR CAT DID SOMETHING FUNNY. FUCK
>>7761307I miss IRC so much it hurts sometimesbut I can't find any channels that aren't full of faggots nowadays
>>7761320Mew have you ever drawn Zecora?
>>7761312>Comic based on darf's scratch ficMOTHER FUCKER YOU BETTER POST THAT SHIT RIGHT FUCKING NOW
>>7761257You crafty son of a bitch. I finished lining another comic tonight. You ain't getting it until I finish the WHOLE set.Also I did update tonight. Cosmo is getting awesome at drawing. I'm jelly.
>>7761281Then summon Sweetie Belle.That way you CAN'T be a shittier cook than her!
>>7761347probably but it was long ago it was probably shit
>>7761307Yeah, when it comes down to it, Web 2.0 personal bubble shit really just boils down to "HEY INTERNET LOOK HOW COOL I AM, GIVE ME ATTENTION". It becomes less about communication and sharing ideas, and more about stroking each other's egos.>>7761306You won't.
>>7761357Goodthat's goodkeep it up and keep a stiff upper lip
>>77613208.4Best new picture
>>7760915My current one has 225My last had 390
>>7761050Once they show up you could ask them to leave early.
>>7761295Oh and before anyone thinks I'm bragging, I'm really not. Tumblr numbers don't mean a thing other than being a number. It's more fun if you do it for the sake of having fun instead of worrying about pseudo-popularity.Oh Nanaki, I'm talking to youuuu
>>7761393That is one Fairly Odd Parents-ass hand there.
>>7761402No deal. Would be fucked up to just zap them out of their world even if it was for a minute. EVERY DAMN DAY.Nah I'll leave them alone.
>>7761407>that spoilerOH SNAP
>>7761393i'd rather boardgame
>>77609151237 on my main688 and 434 on my two alts
>>7761361>Sweetie Belle hears the horrible stories about the humans ponynapping somepony every night for an hour.>She gets informed she'll be visiting a human tonight>Regrets it all day>Spends the entire time coloring and learning patty cake rhymes.
You guys just shit up the thread with your tumblr numbersThanks
>>7761352it's sourced in the fic description....or at least i thought it was. i guess just the traced panel was. it's too old to care about anyway but http://derpibooru.org/90602?scope=scpe0ce3c557ef6d518dc46af450696c834c88e4d0ca
>>7761424I guess you could just write down the days you don't want them to show up and send it back with the last pony who visited.
>>7761441How many followers do you haveYeah, I thought so.
>>7761441Oh I know, let's talk about fetishes and pony farts!That will make the thread better!
>>7761445Oh.I've seen that. I didn't even know it was associated with it.I thought you meant like a comic adaptation.>hopes deleted
>>7761337I loved that fic as a Vinylfag.
>>7761388You know me, anon. I'm always stiff!
>>7761466i did say "inspired"
>>7761465>It's either tumblr or fetishes and pony fartsI'll never get tired of this argumentand it's you every time, you stupid fuck.
>>7761407But I don't worry about my numbers.I just got them on some fucking fluke.
>fun, good natured idea about hugging ponies and making pony friends>MLPG turns it into a spaghetti-strewn dystopian kidnapping schemeThanks guys
>>7761472The dirty talking at the end got me
>>7761493>>7761486you're making it so much betterno, really
>>7761478Have you tried getting a massage?
>>7761486Then suggest a topic instead of bitching
>>7761385Woah, now. Slow down, buckaroo. Anyone can do anything. Not everything has to be done by whoring yourself around. Yeah, it makes it easier to get followers if you do, but that doesn't mean you have to.If you do something that is actually super awesome people will reblog you all by themselves rather than you having to beg and ask. Always believe in the little man, broski.
>>7761478Oh my god I loved Freakazoid.
>>7761508>>7761516You guys first!
>>7761143I'm pretty sure I fapped to something on fractured loyalty a while back.Just thought you should know.
>>7761516bitching is the topiche does this whatever we're talking about
>>7761518P-perhaps one day even I will make something cool and get all the followers?
>>7761511Rarity, pls. Stahp.>>7761522Dear god, thank you so much. No one ever got the reference when I did the original picture. I was beginning to think I goofed it all up.
>>7761393ill play mafia if someone makes
>>7761385Never knew you were such a dick.
>>7761493You know, ...just relaxing and getting hammered with Berry Punch every night would be a great way to relieve stress. You could both talk about the bullshit that happened that day and just both kind of drink and agree how bullshit it was.
>>7761511I legitimately want to get a massage, but I'll probably spaghetti everywhere and start twitching and shaking if a woman does it
>>7761385I'm doing fine enough, thank you. I'm not brony famous or anything (God forbid THAT ever happens), but my friends and several other people all know when I upload my art. And I've never once begged for reblogs.
Why don't we just go back to discussing America's gun laws?
>>7761565What's wrong with stahp?
>>7761518How would you know?Are you a contributor or something?
>>7761548Tumblr numbers mean shit. My best drawing on my blog with 4000 followers only got 80 notes. I doodled a ghost in 20 minutes and put it on a blog with only 20 followers, and it got nearly 5,000 notes. It's never really a good measure of how good you, or your art, is.
>>7761489Always be mindful of the impression you give people. It sets a bad example if you keep telling all these other anons and newcomers that they need to strive to get even more and more followers and likes. If they do it for the joy of doing it, they'll find their way.
>>7761548It's gotta be something REALLY cool.What can you do, Anon?>>7761557Wait what?
>>7761151Well I doubt he meant like, uprightBut yes Ice Pack's a little slow
>>7761575The fact that you're exerting more effort to look like an idiot than it would to actually type "stop" correctly.
>>7761559Because you two only have an hour you both agree to get a buzz going before the hour starts. Can you and Berry Punch trade alcohol? If you give her something in return can she leave some of hers behind?
>>7761585>Art.Yeah, about that...Add crafts on that.
How many different tiers of Pony Law enforcement are there?We know there's Royal Guards, and some type of Security Guard/PD but anything else?Is there Pone Prison? Is there cuddle rape?Members of the Pony Mafia Family?
>>7761602GG I want to hug Ice Pack more than anythingmaybe even stroke his mane a bit or rub one of his earswhat do I do about this
>>7761602I don't imagine it would be much of an asset to be too, uh...'fast' in his line of work.
What if pone had a magic lamp?
>>7761578yes he is
>>7761629Pone would get 3 magic wishes.
>>7761602>Ice Pack wonders why his snake never listens to him.>He does not know that snakes cannot hear.>Just assumes his snake is a jerk.
>>7761622>what do I do about thisImagination
>>7761653I bet it's just a tiny fluttershy in the box
>>7761653Is it an X-box?
>>7761640What if pone wished for an regular wish instead of a magic one?
>>7761653But I don't want to hug his dickgive me something to pretend to hug
>>7761668What an awful gift I hope I can at least get store credit when I try and return it
>>7761674>That horrible over saturation
>>7761565You should know by all the cats I post on my tumblr that I am not in a position to defend myself from the things I say. If I find something to seem cute I don't let the stupidity get in my way of being stupid. I know, believe I know how awful I can be.
>>7761682Then it means pone would be very ungrateful and should be happy with her magic wishes instead of demanding a different kind.
>>7761612Sure, ponies can bring stuff with them and you can give them gifts.
I need to draw, I really doStramyou know what to expecthttp://www.livestream.com/poniestuffhttp://www.livestream.com/poniestuffhttp://www.livestream.com/poniestuff
>>7761591I see what you mean, and I do apologize if I seem like I'm acting like an ass.What I'm just trying to get at here is that Tumblr, with follower and note numbers, are heavily reliant on word-of-mouth. You don't have to beg anyone for reblogs, but every reblog has a tremendous impact on how much attention your art/ music/ writing/ whatever gets.Notes aren't everything, but when you spend several hours working hard on an art project, it's rather jarring when it only scrapes 50 or so notes compared to some fucking cat gif that gets 30,000.
>>7761686it's okayyou can just regular hug him
>>7761578Nah, I just like to pretend to know things when I post on the internet. It makes me feel more secure about my shortcomings in real life.Sometimes I draw gay zebras too, though.
>Berry Punch got fired from her job that morning>For being hammered on the job>Everyone in town is talking about it>She's so humiliated>Comes to your house for the evening>Your girlfriend left you>You both cuddle and get drunk and tell each other >things will get better>You fall asleep cuddling>You wake in the morning on the couch, alone with your hang over>Somewhere else a purple pony is doing the same>You both look forward to later that evening so you can do it all over again.
>Tumblr wants to know if you want to add it to your facebook wall.Tumblr, it's alright, I don't need my family to see my pony tumblr.
>>7761736Or when somebody who never does anything has 1,400 followers
>>7761755I like that gay zebra.
>>7761746>can't remember my passwordWelp, no more mafia for me.Also, I don't want to.
>>7761337>“What, does me begging you to cover me in your cum get you going? I’m sorry, I can’t help it. You made me cum so hard, I need to see you blow your load all over my tight little ass. I wanna feel you spray it all over my back, and onto my cute red panties-“oh god
>>7761780I don't like you
>>7761548Yeah, it's like >>7761585 said.You can't mesaure yourself by numbers or anything like that. The one post that I have that has the most likes on it was a drawing about a gay joke I did in MS paint in 10 minutes.
CC = GG prove me wrong. Protip: u can't
Guys how do I do tags?
>>7761817#Like #This #PinkieForPrez
>>7761817Put a ',' after the word.
>>7761791Sorry to hear that.Your art is nice though.
>>7761736That's why people need to realize post numbers aren't everything. Tons of people see what you put on there, but not all of them like it.If you set out to only be popular you're going to sell yourself short some way or another.
>>7761791Claiming grudges over the internet is retarded and makes you look worse then him.
>>7761791Does anyone like Nanaki?
Good night, mlpg
>>7761866Couldn't it have been a better pony?
>>7761863No one here does that I know of.He's like a dog you beat that keeps coming back.I take that back, I think there's a few people who enjoy his fanfiction?
>>7761872hey, fuck you. that's a superior pony.
>>7761872A better pony than Twilight?I'm not sure there's such a pony. Can you give me an example?
>>7761856Wait, you mean I was not going to get e-famous by jabbing googly eyes on my toy- props?!I WAS LIED TOO!
>>7761791And who are you supposed to buh?
>tfw mlpg is just to weird...Why can't we like ponies and be normal.
>>7761896You'll always be e-famous in my book, RCH~You're the googly eyes on my heart.
>>7761337>the way her coat stands out against the intermittent blacklight flares gives you a chance to get a good look.>flares>chanceHeh.
>>7761917>like ponies>be normalthere's your answer
>>7761900Lamar decided to jump ship on the single-name drawfags and switch over the two initials club.
>>7761891He's just kind of there all the time... I can't think of a single thing he's done over the past few months.
>>7761891I don't mind him, really. Indifferent.
>>7761925Not me, I'm not using my laptop right now, I don't have any pictures here.
>>7761936>be ponies>like normalThere's the problem.
>>7761945We do have an awful lot of each, don't we?
>>7761963>be like>normal poniesThere's the problem.
I just realized there are going to be 65 episodes of pony.That sounds like a lot, considering I marathoned the first 14 over almost a full day when I first got into it.Maybe I'm just a casual of cartoon watching.
>>7761999This meme is really dumb.
>>7761936>not ponies>not normaloh...;n;
>>7761945And this Lamar is supposed to be somebody I should know?
>>7761923But anon, that is a much worse pony
>>7762022He's a cranial crustacean
>>7762022>not knowing Kendrick Lamar on Rosecransya bish.
>>7762022I guess.Unless you haven't been around MLPG the last couple of weeks.
>>7761780Just because he's gay doesn't mean you get to hit on him.
>>7761923i wonder if Rarity rolls her own cigarettes. i knew a girl who laced the paper with clove and cinnamon. maybe she does something similar.
>>7760782sweetie is a cmc pillow fighting vetrarity doesn't stand a chance
>>7762030Alright. We're doing this. We're going to fight, anon. I am going to fight you so hard. I hope you're ready to get beat up.
>>7762046Pillows are not made to POMF so loudly
>>7762037/mu/ pls, that album isn't even good.
>>7762012I haven't seen much of it.I saw this this morning before work though.http://derpiboo.ru/search?utf8=%E2%9C%93&sbq=bad+gift+memeIt only had maybe 8 entries and now it has 40 something.
>>7761807I could, but it would be really really really gay.I don't think any of us are ready for that level of gay.
>>7762041Man...I remember one time...I drew a gay horse...never doing that again.
>>7762082please draw more gay horse.pls
>>7762046>>7762064YeahA pomf is a light pillow noisea BOOF would be more appropriate
>>7762041I wasn't.I'm just saying.He's a cutie.
>>7762082>gay horse>flamboyantly displaying dickThis is why people hate gays
>>7762092I said no. never doing it again.
>>7762082that would be a good horse to be around. he makes stallions get on their knees wherever he goes.
>>7762107But horses can't help it
>tfw you keep a drawn horsedick folder
>>7762064>>7762095it was kind of supposed to be more of a what are we going to on the bed reference but alright
Ice Pack is how GG sees himself. Awkward, reliant emotionally and financially on the patronage of others for a living, not entirely comfortable with his own sexuality despite immersing himself in it.
>>7762126Oh I was just joking around, sorry
>>7762118>thought that was IT BEGINS from the thumbnail
>>7762082People don't like gay zebras unless they come with gay zebra sex. True story
>>7762112>discord's face in the second panelWhy is that so fucking funny?
>>7761337>You will never just go complete rape-mode on Vinyl, fucking her so hard that her rear reddens from your groin slapping it so hard, and her goggles break from being pressed up against a wall so hard>You will never give her a nosebleed from how hard you made her cum
>well of course I can show you that, what are you lookin for exactly?
>>7762145So did I.
How can I marry a pretty pone?
>>7762163SHOW ME YOUR APPLES
>>7762163My dogs are barking
>>7762181Pretty pone doesn't want to marry you.
>>7762203I thought about what I can do to coax her into it, but what would a pretty pony even want?
pony just told me she was okay with having sex with mesee you all later
>>7762181I want to marry this pretty pony
>>7762188O-OKAY!Wait, I got nothing. I should draw more of best horse and best horse's little sister.
>>7762181by proposing I suggest. But why would you want a pretty pone when you could have a nice Pone.
>>7762216Another pretty pony
Best 'ship is best.
>>7762221Oh dude no way, share!
>>7761229post more of these, mlpgyou forgot them too soon
>>7762181>Take pretty pone on date>Be there for pretty pone whenever she needs you>propose to pretty pony>Place ring on her horn, or band on her hoof, or feather on her hair>start a family
>>7762232You're best shit
>>7762228You shouldwe need more Shiny and Twily art
>>7762228wait, are you the guy who drew those butts?Can you do a flutterbutt?
>>7762225Fluttershy would probably have a heart attack if your proposed to her.Good job. You killed her.
>>7762231How can I become a pretty pony?
>>7762250>shitoh for fuck sakesship
What do you think Gilda's chest-floof feels like?
>>7762251>Shiny and TwilyTwiny? Shily?
>>7762181If you wanna be happy for the rest of your lifeNever get a pretty pony for your wifeSo from my personal point of viewGet an ugly mare to marry you
Someone stream a movie or something
>>7762251Oh, that's funny, anon! You're such a kidder. Really got me there!Everyone knows I was talking about Dashie and Scootie.
>>7762258You take a pretty ponyAnd you become it
>>7762242I never drew any more of them!
>>7762257What if I find a way to get her to propose to me instead?
>>7762181>Have marathon fuck session with Vinyl>Been doing this for a few years now>Gasping and panting in post coital bliss>"...we should get hitched.">"Probably.">Sloppily makeout and begin round six
>>7762277I love that song! I didn't know anyone else knew it
>>7762285>netherlipsmy fucking favorite artist to exist
>>7762277I would so marry that ugly pony
>>7762257I would ease her into it. Like drop obvious hints.
>>7762295>Marathon fuck session a few years long>Only round sixJesus fucking christ
>>7762313>ScootieEveryone knows her nickname is Scootles.
>>7762277Where can I find an ugly mare?
>>7762264like a fleece pillow. or a feather pillow without the feather-ends poking you all the damn time.
>>7762255Yeah, I drew all those butts. I kinda got bored after drawing moonbutt. Gimme a sec, I'll make one up for you.>>7762313I thought we were being dumb ironically? Oops~
>>7762292Get her to realize that marrying you would be an easy green card.
Which is the best?
>>7762292>>7762321Please tell me more. I like hearing anons talk about being romantic with ponies
>>7762354the furry one
>>7762354None of them, it's Pinkiethey're all the worst
>>7762325what other embarrassing nicknames would you come up with for the various ponies you encounter?
>>7762354One and five. Everything in-between is awful.Unless you like that sort of thing, then you're a-okay.
>>7762363So all of them?
>>7762363So number 3?
>>7762369I'd call Dash 'Skippy'
>Blueblood will never treat you like common street trash
This ship is my fav
>>7762354What's the difference between 4 and 5?
>>7762396Probably not, no.
>>7762368Nigger what did you just say about my waifu?
>>77623542 4 5
>>7762354They're all terribly drawn
>>7762378>>7762388no i said the furry oneone means one anon
>>7762399stopplssomewhere LK is writhing in pain
>>7762399This is my favorite ship.
>>7762418But they're both Pinkie Pie from the show? I don't get it.
>>7762408I SAID YOUR WAIFU IS THE WORST MANE SIX PONY
>>7762427Yeah.>That's not my name.>"Sure thing, Skippy."
>>7762396Those are some fantastic inks.Colorfags, where art thou
>>7762446No, your waifu is the worst.
>>7762357We'd go nice and slow with our relationship, and wouldn't decide to tie the knot until we've spent at least a year living together. We have picnics for dinner on warm evenings, and snuggled up on the couch on cold evenings, drining hot cocoa with our supper.
>>7762459sb's gonna color it
>>7762459I think he's going to color it himself.
>>7762462Rarity are the best Anon
>>7762446OH. OH YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE I respect your decision but politely disagree that Pinkie Pie is adorable.
>tfw your the only fan of your pony in the thread
>watching Dumb and Dumber>"What happened Harry, did some little filly break your heart?">"No, it was a girl."
>>7762354somewhere between 3 and 4
>>7762482>being a fan of an OCThat's disgusting anon
>>7762345YES! think you, I have been yearning for a flutterbutt one of these
>H-he said I was his waifu!
>>7762475Rarity is canonically the worst. Haven't you even viewed the programme?
>>7762476>respecting people hating on your waifuB-but you are supposed to want to hate them to death for that.
>>7762514Fluttershy, you don't even know what a waifu is
>>7762396you're lucky he's even noticing you, lucky that he's chosen you as worthy. he's going to use you, you will not look him in the eye, you will say "thank you" when he's finished, and you will mean it. and you will do these things because he is better than you.
Funfact: When you are asked to 'brohoof' someone, take notice of how your hand will be clenched into a fist for the process. Take this opportunity to break the offender's nose instead of bumping his meaty hand.
>>7762476WELL I'M GLAD YOU RESPECT MY OPINION BECAUSE PINKIE SUCKS AND I'M SORRY YOU DON'T REALIZE IT>>7762462YOU DON'T KNOW MY WAIFU
>>7762514Yeah... s-so what?I can't help thinking you're the nicest prettiest loveliest pony...
>>7762521No, I just jerk it to pics of Rarity's white ass all day. Unicorn are master race lel
>>7762537Uh, the guy has no nose. Now what do I do?
>>7762518it's still shitposting even if you're trying to be ironic
>>7762494I'd rub up against that pussy while she was asleep and cum inside her at the last moment
>>7762558Take a closer look
>>7762500Anon is so jelly, he jam.
I don't get it.
>>7762564I CAN SEE A HAT
>>7762577Would you german suplex pony?
Scratch is dumb
>>7762494>it cost four hundred thousand dollars to flat shade this pencil sketch
>>7762577>Fluttershy tackles you and cuddles you aggressively>She thinks this is what rape is
I asked you all some trivia questions when season 2 finished airing and looking back, the answers all seem so obvious
>>7762564I don't need to. Both of you have horrific grammar.
>>7762573Her name is DJ Pon3, bro.
>>7762545>YOU DON'T KNOW MY WAIFUI KNOW SHE'S A SLUT
Well, I got my tumblr up and whatever. Just need to make it look like a thing, now.
would you a magicianpone?
>>7762599huhher belly is like a piston
>>7762597>she doesn't even consider the way her vagina clenching furiously on anon's penis milking it for all it's worth could even be construed as mild harrassment
>>7762615SHE USED TO BEBUT THEN I SHOWED HER LOVE, AND NOW SHE IS NOTYOUR MOVE
>>7762614That's her stage name, Anon.Vinyl Scratch is her real name.I mean really who the fuck would name their foal DJ P0N-3
>>7762616Protip: Go ahead and make a separate art tumblr and one for reblogging. Because you WILL reblog things. Best to split them now.This doesn't require making another account. You can make multiple blogs on the same account and the first one is always your primary.
>>7762627I would piston her belly
>>7762620And for my next trick, I'll make this cock DISAPPEAR!
>>7762651I would piss on her belly
>>7762638Who would seriously name their foal Mayor Mare?
>>7762632SHE'S STILL A SLUT. YOU'RE IN DENIAL. SHE'S FUCKED EVERYONE YOU KNOW.
>>7762632>waifuing used goodsI don't even need to make a move. You've been in checkmate this whole time.
>>7762638>tfw I kept pronouncing DJ P0N-3 DJ P0N- three>tfw when I kept pronouncing Deadmau5 Deadmau-five
>>7762669NOYOU'RE LYINGOUR LOVE IS PUUUURE
>>7762667They had high expectations
>>7762659Twilight stop that.You're breaking your legs.
>>7762667I dont think theyve ever called her that in the show though, they just refer to her as the mayor
>>7762677It's not her fault
>>7762659the fuck?Why is she so angry?
>>7762659DISAPPEAR. CHAOS CONTROL.
What songs do you know all the lyrics do?
>>7762678>tfw when I kept pronouncing Deadmau5 Deadmau-fiveI always pronounced it as "Dead-maus'
>>7762690they've called her mayor mare dude
>>7762693Why aren't you?
>>7762693Somebody told her Applejack loved anal sex the most.
Long live best pone. But not my waifu. My waifu is Flutters.
which pone is worst at holding her alcohol?
Any pony x dogscape art?maybe a ponyscape?
>>7762704Every song from MLP. A shit ton of other normal songs too.
>>7762714all ponies are bad at holding alcoholthey do not have fingers to grip it
>>7762706It is deadmouse
>>7762714None, alcohol doesn't exist in the pone form.
>>7762704CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT
>>7762704MLP theme songSome other songs that I can't remember.
>>7762728they have microscopic suckers at the ends of their hooves for grip
give me your freshest Horseboners
>>7762704CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>7762704WHEN YOU'RE RIFE WITH DEVESTATION
>>7762764im not opening thati know what that is
holy shitthere's an mlpg tag on tumblr
Vinyl Scratch is best BG Pone and also my WaifuI would cuddle her for hours on end.And then we would make sweet music together.
>>7762784Is it the broken dick gif?It is, right?
>>7762773I'LL BE THE TOAST OF THE TOWN THE GIRL ON THE GO
>>7762802>you will never eat Rarity toast
>>7762792this is not supposed to turn you on rumbleyou do not want that to happen to you