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Old thread: >>7732822

Pone just woke up and had her coffee, the day has just begun.
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>coffee
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>respect
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>>7738572
>coffee
>not a "special omelet"
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>>7738572
ponka stop it's too early for this shit
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IT'S MY BIRTHDAY, POST BEST PONE PLEASE
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>>7738595
It's in the OP.
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>>7738580
>marathon fapping

I don't think I have the patience or the discipline for that.
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>>7738572
>Tomorrow theme

>All those random white pixels

Fucking shit
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Why can Applejack only count to 4?
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does anyone have a color palette of the girl-scout pony?
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>>7738606

4/10

would be 7/10 if you'd finished it
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>>7738614
Just take some screenshot.
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let's try this again
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>>7738620

But what if I really only have 4?
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>>7738634

Spam Garrus

or put some jokes in
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>>7738631
No.
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>>7738640

Yes
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>>7738607
Man it's worth it
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I've been out all weekend. What did MLPG think of the new episode?
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>>7738636
I really like all of Atryls art
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>>7738650

They thought it was wonderful, for the most part
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>>7738650
Based Powell
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>>7738650
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>>7738624
I don't have a high quality source
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IT'S ON
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Are we still talking about sluts?
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>>7738667

And that's how the end of the world began
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>>7738648
i wish i had the time for that. most days for me is jack off as fast as possible then get back to work.
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>>7738657
>>7738660
Good to hear. I really enjoyed it too. I was impressed by how it managed to juggle so many characters.
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>>7738673
I can fap to this.
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>>7738595
HAPPY BIRTHDAY ANONUNOUS
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>>7738675
I know that feel.
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>>7738667
>Let's give The Mask to the most obvious character and not the one that needs it
>I mean Stanley was like the mask right guys?

Seriously tough who out of the mane cast would be Stanley?
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>>7738690
your mother
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>>7738682
Haha nice.
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>>7738698

#rekt
#burn
#sickburn
#tried
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>>7738698
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH
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>>7738704

10/10, awful
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>>7738675
>Not sacrificing sleep for a great fap

It's decent exercise too
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>>7738690
Fluttershy
She's as close to Stanley as you can get.

Tough Rarity or Twilight would be much more funnier as the Mask
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>>7738673
That looks like bimbo Twilight
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why is sweetie belle so best filly?
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>>7738690
>office worker who really likes cartoons
>kind of childish but hides it to be professional

Really I think it would be Pinkie. There's no reason for any of the ponies to be as repressed as Stanley.
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>>7738719

She would be, if Scootaloo and Babs didn't exist
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>>7738719
Because
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>>7738726
>Those opinions
I'd put you between Almost Terse and Terse onn my list
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>>7738744

Well then let me tell you about my mane six tier!

Fluttershy > Applejack > Dash = Twilight > Rarity > Pinkie
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>>7738719
Because she's sister to best pone.
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>>7738749
#wow
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>>7738749
...
Terse if you are here I want to apologize for comparing him to you.

Anyway I'm inventing a new tier just for you
Double Terse
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>>7738759

No but really Scootaloo and Babs are better than Sweetie
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>>7738749
>Rarity and Pinkie that low
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>>7738572
Lol day has just begun. i'm coming off a small crack binge. I took some sedatives and powerful antihistamines. I'm going to pass the fuck out.

Goodnight /mlp/
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>>7738762
But that's wrong
They are better than Apple Bloom but not better than Sweetie
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>>7738749
Wow, dude...
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>>7738764

You're right.

Fluttershy > Applejack > Twilight = Dash = Rarity > Pinkie
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>>7738762
Scoots I could understand, but Babs? How in the fuck?
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>>7738765
get your shit sorted, that's horrendous
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>>7738773
Cadance's head is too small and her neck is too long (but that's normal on Kraut though).
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>>7738595
Oh hey, it's my sister's birthday too.
Happy birthday Anon!
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>>7738776

Better voice, better characterization, more attitude, not as dumb
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>>7738762

Those are some horrible opinions.
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>>7738791
>Celestia and Cadance's samefaces
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>>7738788
Hey man, tell her Anonymous wishes her a great birthday!
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>>7738789
It must hurt to be you.
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>>7738785
Holy minor nitpicks, Batman.
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>>7738791
Okay, I like that. It's nice to see him draw regular Celestia.
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>>7738808

That's what I think every time someone disagrees with me

Everyone's in pain but me, anon
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>>7738814
I agree. He could have spent a little bit more time on Cadances and Celestias face though, the noses look kinda wonky
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>>7738816
I know I am.

Kill me please.
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>>7738811
>awful anatomy
>minor nitpick

hue
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>>7738804
>JJ

Even the ponies with the same body-base he manages to make more samefceish
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Shhh, it's okay anon, not everybody likes to eat shit like you.
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>>7738595
>>7738788
>birthday was a few days ago
>only got an automated "happy birthday" text from my dentist's office
>on the wrong day
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i don't know why i just saved that
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>>7738827
>Cadance has a long neck
>what is facial perspective?
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>>7738779
Lel not really. Had shit to do, and no time to sleep. 'Small crack binge' means I used it to pull an all nighter basically. Sure half an adderall would have been better, but i didn't have any. I did have some coke that had been laying around for a couple months. Decided to rock it up and use that.

I don't really get the euphoria from stimulants that other people do. I guess my neurochemistry is weird like that. I mean its pleasurable, but I never get these 'rushes' and shit people talk about. Stimulants are basically a better alternative to coffee for me.

The only drug I ever used regularly was weed, and I quit that a few years ago.

/ramble
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>>7738841
2deep4me
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>>7738840

>Was my birthday in November
>Got a gift from both MT and Corwin
>Don't even have a name

just ask
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Which pony would be the most mature when it comes to posting on the internet?
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>>7738848
No, that's just Kraut style, his ponies are like giraffes.
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>>7738853
>her awful OC is there

I'm sorry for oyu.
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>>7738857
Celestia
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>>7738858
You could just say "ugly"
less words and quite accurate
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hue
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>>7738857
probably Twilight
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>>7738864

I love her OC, though
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>>7738841
the navy seals thing? because it's a must have
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>>7738853
Why sttle for a Fluttershy cake?
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>>7738851
>hey you guys look at all the drugs i take
>am...am i hardcore yet?
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>>7738869

shade
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>>7738853
My birthday was also in November.
Now all I have to do is wait for Reu to actually finish it.
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Oh yeah I forgot night threads are shit now too.
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>>7738840
HAHAHAHA, I get a lot of e-mails every year from those sites I subscribed long years ago and I'm too lazy to unsubscribe.
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>>7738875
ooooooh...
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>try to keep two reaction folders separate
>1 for pony and 1 for nonpony
>both get filled with pony images and most arnt even reaction related

everytime
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>>7738875

I wouldn't even want to cut into that

fuck

maybe I'd give in and take a giant bite out of its neck, though
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>>7738871
Again, I'm sorry for you.
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>>7738857
Twilight or Rarity
The least one would be RD

I can actually see her being like this
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lD9FAOPBiDk
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>>7738853

November as well. I only got "happy birthday" emails from a few forums I've registered to and haven't' used for years.
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>>7738894

Don't be such a grouch, anon.

You catch more flies with honey, you know.
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>>7738889
>finally sit down
>sort a couple days worth of saved imaged
>over two years worth still unsorted
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>>7738901
>>7738882

>tfw awful horoscope pony
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>>7738851
If I wanted to be hardcore I would have said that this was my sixth day.
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>>7738877
did you even read the post? that is almost the complete opposite of hardcore.
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>>7738909
which is?
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>>7738913
[your horoscope]
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>>7738857
>
>>7738865
She'd constantly post meaningful stuff, even when the rest of the thread is ripping itself apart around her.
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>>7738911
>no Celestiabutt
for shame
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>>7738913

Sagittarius
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>>7738886
>tfw I still get Gaia E-mails despite never actually using it.
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>>7738911
pretty damn good
Sunbutt is missing but 8/10 overall
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>>7738791
Celestia always looks so naked without her crown and shoes...
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>>7738864
But her OC is pretty adorable.
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>>7738909
>awful
>not best
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>>7738910
was meant for >>7738877
getting sleepy. very sleepy.
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>Implying you wouldn't
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>>7738915
>Anon and Celestia wearing an Anon mask sit at either end of a small table sipping tea and having a pleasant conversation
>all around them, tables are being overturned, chairs are being thrown, and Anons are being thrown through windows
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>>7738912
Yes I did see how he intentionally played it down as if it was no big deal.

That was a clever technique. In middle school. Now it's transparent.
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>>7738920
tfw instead of unsubscribing from gaia emails I just added them to my spam filter.

Feels lazy, yo
>>7738919
Sagittarius' tail is awesome.
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>>7738895
>microsoft commercials
I love them.
They are just to silly to hate.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U7UlE-o8DQQ
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>>7738922
now that you mention it
unf
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>>7738930
Sorry, I'm not gay.
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>>7738930
>Implying there's even a nanoscopic chance that I would
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>>7738925

Fuck, I wish I had Scorpio.

I was born after the 22nd
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>>7738919
Sagittarius is the best of the male ones
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>>7738930
Nah man
I don't like that cowboy looking kind of face
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Is the Ursa Major the best wild creature of MLP? Post Ursa Major.
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>>7738572
So someone posted this imagelink a couple of days ago:

http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2013/027/d/4/pinkemena_by_fantasyblade-d5swsvb.gif

I finally found the picture that it was reminding me of.
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>>7738952
Just how big is the ursa major?
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guys help, i cant stop replying to idiots
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>>7738947
>not Aries

You fucked up
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how much does pone weigh
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>>7738971
me neither
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>>7738912
let him be, its 4chan. guess he thinks i'm trying to be hardcore because i based it instead of just snorting my powder.

To sound like even more of a weenie, I took it with time released dextromethorphan (Delsym cough syrup) to mitigate tolerance and excitotoxicity. I'm not hardcore nor edgy, I'm just a drug and toxin nerd.
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>>7738968
Hah! Gayyyyyyyyyyy!
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So, Fluttershy, whats in your saddlebag today?
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>>7738937
WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO ON THEIR KNEES, ANON?

WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO DO?
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>>7738980
7
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>>7738967
Some anon did the math a long time ago
37-38 meters sitting down
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>>7738980
Very little.
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>>7738980
Well, Pinkie weighs almost nothing
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>>7738968
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>>7738971
Then you must realize that you are the idio
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>>7738968
>a gay-stache
>better than star coat
No, you try again!

>>7738967
>pic related
Not sure how accurate it is.
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>>7738931
Why aren't you drawing it yet?
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>>7738980
About 180 grams
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>>7738998
To be honest Twilight could carry a bolder three times her size so that's not really a feat of strength.
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>>7739014
Twilight has magic hooves. She even lifts.
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>>7738980

Depends on how much they've eaten
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>>7739031
>Twilight
>working out
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>>7739037
This is the only one that gives me a boner.
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>>7738749
Are you me?
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>>7739037
Do you have pics of him without legs?
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>>7738749
The arrow always points towards the higher one, right? In that case, you are right.
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>>7739063

>no legs
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>>7738980
Almost everything in equestria is weightless to humans.
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>>7739063

I fucking wish.

It makes it damn hard for him to coil his tail around me if he's got legs.
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>>7739078
>not posting Ursa Major already
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>>7739082
Even horseboners?
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This is sickening.
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>>7739087
Especially
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>>7739095
But I like my horseboners to be thick and heavy.
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>>7739085
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At night, the heart of this is the pony.
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>>7739043
it took me a while but here, I just had to post this.
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>>7739094
You're sickening, you party cock sucker
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>>7739094

>gif

no sir
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=oScCgxuId98
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>>7739103

what does she have square tits

whats happening
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>>7739112
I remember that meme
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>>7739111

fagget
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>>7739104
fucking amazing
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>>7739131

>fag.png

no sir
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>>7739112
>it's blocked in my country
fucking hell
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>>7739146
Geh in's Bett, Bernd.
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>>7739158
Du hast mir garnix zu sagen!
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>tfw Pinkie weighs 92g
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>>7739146
>2013
>Er hat Proxtube noch nicht
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>>7738967
There was this size chart a long time ago that showed how big an Ursa Major was compared to a pony.
Unfortunately I don't have it anymore, ponibooru is dead and unfortunately it's not on Derpybooru.
I tried to calculate it then but it wasn't that exact because I didn't know what the size of a pony was.
I still have the notes from it. If we are using this chart and a pony is 1.12 m than the Ursa Major from the cave had, while sitting has about 34.56 m
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OH MY GOSH

I FINALLY GOT THE PORTAL WORKING, GIRLS
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>>7739177
>nicht ProxFree
Schaut euch dieses Holzblasinstrument an.
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>>7739185
OH SHIT
EVERYONE, STOP TALKING ABOUT HORSEBONERS
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>>7739185
neat
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>>7739185
GO AWAY YOU FAGGOT HORSE, I FUCKING HATE YOU
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>>7739167
>>7739177
>>7739158
>>7739186
Kraut bitte.
Bitte.
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Gotta have coffee
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>>7739185
sup

we were just talking about you masturbating
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>>7739205
wat a qt
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>>7739204
I wish.
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>>7739183
So this one >>7739008 is wrong, since it assumes the basic pone is 4 feet high, and not 3 feet and 8 inches.
But that doesn't explain such a difference in numbers. 70 meter vs 35 metes? Someone made a mistake there.

>>7739204
Ich hör schon auf.
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moments like this never last
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>>7739204
>implying I'm depressed
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>>7739185
avert your eyes etc etc
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>>7739231
Maybe the anon who said the Ursa is 35 meters high when sitting actually meant shoulder height. Then it would add up.
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>>7739233
What the fuck is going on there?
Why are Twilight's eyes melting?
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>>7739233
You never last.
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>>7739233
what.... what the fuck
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>>7739233
GG are you hammered or something
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>>7739205

>latte

GET THAT FAGGOT SHIT OUT OF HERE

GIVE ME A COFFEE
BLACK
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>>7739235
Is he depressed? I was under the impression he left his corporeal form and ascended to the higher planes of tumblr and skype.
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>>7739251
>black coffee
Ma nigga.


I just drink it black because it tastes like shit anyway no matter what
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>>7739251
>>7739257
>black coffee
Plebs. Black tea is where it's at.
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>>7739204
Now I'm kinda wondering how many horsefuckers are from Germany
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>>7739251
>>7739237
:I
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>>7739233

what the fuck are you doing
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>>7739265
At least three
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>>7739233

GG, GO HOME, YOU'RE DRUNK
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>>7739231
Well according to the notes I have the pony in that picture had a height of 23 pixels while the Ursa Major, in this position, had 709 pixels.
I'm sure that my measurements were correct I usually go full autism on stuff like this and do it several times just to be sure. The math also adds up.
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>>7739265
Deutschthreads sind meistens gut besucht. Arten aber immer in Gebitche über die deutsche Synchro und lusitge Übersetzungen von Kleinpferdnamen aus.
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>>7739300
Holy shit
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>>7739300
Jesus.
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Why are you fapping to me, /co/?
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>>7739300
I don't know what you're saying but the map speaks more than anything
You have my condolences
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>>7739265
>>7739300
Speaking of which, are any of you going to that con in autust?
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>>7739300
Dang, that's a lot of brones.
Especially where I live
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>>7739316
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DRW9PnBDaJY
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>>7739257
>Not ordering coffee beans from a local roaster
>They're only a few days old
>Grind them fresh every morning
>Use an aeropress to make it It's better than anything lower than a prosumer espresso machine

I still drink it black
But only because it doesn't need sugar
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>>7739300
>There's a brony cluster where I live
aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7739323
Na man, can't show my face at a bronycon, I have to hide my powerlevel.

I'd also drown in my own spaghetti and I wouldn't know anyone there anyway
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>>7739205
why even bother wear an apron if it doesnt protect your exposed genitals.
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>>7739300
>that lonely guy in poland
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>>7739300
Link to that map?
I want to see if anything is near me
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>>7739347
I was thinking of going there to document spaghetti for you guys but I wouldn't go there alone
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>>7739286
But you can't just equate pixels in one scene with pixels in another.

>>7739306
>>7739310
>>7739317
>>7739323
>>7739325
Now don't think I visit bronies.de
It's basically ponychan in german. I was there to rumble some bimbos for a week. You can just register there and look at a detailed map of where those fuckers live though.

>mfw there is a brony 3 streets from my birth place.
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>>7739355
Bronies.de

You have to sign up though.
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>>7739354
Well, the map is from a german brone forum, so it kinda makes sense that there aren't many poles visiting.
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>>7739361
>crashing germanies bronecon with someone else from MLPG
dont fucking tempt me man
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i would shed my skin for you
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>>7739362
It took that in consideration too.

It was pretty well done in my opinion. I just ish I could find it again
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>>7739354
We're just hiding our powerlevel. Even here. He is some newfag who forgot about that.
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>>7739380
You know you want it anon
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>>7739386
gg pls
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>>7739386
reported
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>>7739382
>this gif
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>mfw i don't drink coffee
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>>7739401
actually rather nice/10
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>>7739386

GG do you need to talk to someone or something
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>>7739386
Guys

Guys I think GG is having an episode again
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>>7739386
I don't know what the fuck is happening, but I like it.
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>>7739412
Fernet?
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>>7739400
I kinda do.
I just really don't want to get seen at a con for My Little Pony
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>>7739392
All I have found till now is the tumbnail.
Maybe someone has it?
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>>7739418
Now wait until he goes grimderp again.
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>>7739425
>implying anyone you know will see you
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>>7739425
You can always hang out in the town. My brother might be going representing some brony charity, so I might tag along as well.
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>>7739392
This one?
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>>7739401
Who is this pony?
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>>7739423
yes...when i'm not drunk
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>>7739431
>>7739444
Hah, looks like it was. Would have had it up before you posted the thumbnail if I hadn't beefed the captcha.
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>>7739444
Yeah
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>>7739386
Who are you and why do you seem familiar?
>Glitter Glue = That guy with that Tumblr who draws on MS paint
Ohh...
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>>7739443
Just looked up the ticket price... they really charge 59€ for the entrance?
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>>7739444
And that monster lives near to Ponyville.
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>>7739444
So, what's the final number?
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>>7739418
His Crackle episode was funn
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>>7739461

Get a loada this fag
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>>7739467
Yes, but I think cons are almost always that expensive
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>>7739412

do you have a caffeine addiction? if not, good for you. If so, soda is bad. It does nothing for you, it's just corn-syrup liquid candy and there's a remote chance you're going to get diabetes from drinking so much of that poison.

if you need the caffeine fix, give coffee a try. Get some french vanilla creamer to sweeten it up a little. Personally, I just like a little bit of milk in my coffee.
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>>7739386
gg \
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schis gumihäus
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>>7739448
Dude, I drink Fernet with friends to get drunk, I love it but it also makes me shit really hard.
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>>7739491
SILLY OLD BEAR
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>>7739465
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>>7739465
Pinkie what are you doing? Get out of the toilette right now!
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>>7739465
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>>7739507
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>>7739461
Duuuuuuude
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>>7739494
>drinking Fernet
>2013
Venezzio is what it's at. Plus there's not alcohol in it.
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Anybody think it was strange how Spike said "Pinkie Pie" in the latest episode? Just the way he said it didn't sound natural.
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>>7739543
I realized I love how Pinkie says "immediately".
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>>7739515
>not adoring the moon
solaire's a wimp
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show me your tears
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>>7739557
>Liking cuntboys
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>>7739563
w-what does that have to do with anything
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>>7739560
The worst part is...there's at least one guy saving this shit.
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>>7739560
You're drunk GG
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>>7739560
are those dicks
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>>7739560

Are you okay?
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>>7739471
Well my measurements here >>7739286 seem to be right. So that would make the ursa minor 5.3 meters tall when he's standing on his 4 legs.

So supposing that while on four legs it has a somewhat constant height it would make the Ursa Major 20 meters tall.
Of course that's not the side view so it's actually somewhat bigger
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>>7739560
I know where this is going and I don't like it
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>>7739479
That's still a lot to go there just for the giggles.
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>>7739569
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>>7739531
Never tried Venezzio, in fact, I don't know what it is. I'll buy it if I see it.
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>>7739560
I would've thought bestiality to be illegal there, but as most of the animals talk... I don't know...
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>>7739583
Me too damn
I'm scared
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>>7739587
oh right, THAT
damn
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>nedroid will never be active again
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>>7739590
It's a red, carbonated bitter. Incredible taste.
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>>7739614
He was driving the bus with Tess and Apple.
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>>7739593
The writers said that only hoofed animals are the ones that have sentience/sapience/whatever.

That and some mythological creatures ( griffons, dragons, minotaurs and so on).
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>>7739586
Well, I'd probably have more fun there than with most modern video games so i don't think it's too bad
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>>7739625
Aren't cows also sapient?
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>>7739614
damn shame
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>>7739637
Cows have hooves.
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>>7739642
...fuck
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>>7739641
Heh, I need to read it all for the fourth time.
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>>7739621
Speaking of Apple

http://derpiboo.ru/226303
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>>7739621
>tfw checking Tess' tumblr every day hoping that something brings him back to life
>tfw deep down you know that even if he returns he'd probably be too pressed to draw cute again

My husbando is dead ;_;
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>>7739666
Depressed
I meant to say depressed to draw cute again
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>>7739579
can you make the same thing with the dragon from Dragonshy and the Hydra?
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>>7739662
>5 min ago
What
What
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>>7739666

He drew mice ponies drew recently, though
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>>7739662
a-are girl toes slender like that?
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>>7739693
I'm not him if that's what you think, I refresh Derpibooru constantly when I got bored.
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>>7739662
Man, I usually like Apple's stuff, but something about that head and neck is throwing me off.
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>>7739673
Let us mourn our husbandos together, Anon Mine hats us now. At least he's in a better place, even if means I'll never speak to him again.
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>>7739714
He can't into humans at all, but I guess he's practicing.
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>>7739715
>Mine hats us now.
Gabe Newell?
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>>7739678
Man I'm lazy. And I have to leave soon.

I'll try to do it now but I can't promise you anything
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>>7739560
>spike getting marred to twilight

reminds me of that furry picture where the dad asks to marry the kid, you know the one.
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>>7739729
Homestuck was so much better without the trolls...
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>>7739724
SB
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>>7739734
Augh, the one with the diapers? Disturbing shit.
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>>7739731
It's okay. Do it whenever you feel like it.
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>>7739724
goo gl/Z2caU
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>>7739734
Fuck.
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>>7739662
>artist:apples

thanks a lot asshole for making it hard to search
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give me just a little smile
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>>7739770
>no pic

#beef
#ha-ha
#gotobed
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I've seen teeth before
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>>7739770
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>>7739782
Where the fuck is my Corey porn GG
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>>7739770
:|
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>>7739782
T͝ha҉nk̸s GG̨
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>after months of of mediocre porn SB finally creates something i could fap to

http://sbsicecreamfreezer.tumblr.com/post/41690164024/pokey-x-caramel

reminds me of early SB back when he was cooler
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>>7739782
Oh look they look normal again

Happy ending indeed
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>>7739810
sigh...
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>>7739810
Maybe taking a break from the general is a good thing.
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>>7739810
>Fapping to gay
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>>7739827
>not embracing gay ponies
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>>7739810
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>>7739813
>Normal
Then whose hand is that on Twilight's nose?
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>>7739840
Those are probably Spike's hands.
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>>7739836
>that gif
Fucking saved.
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>>7739852
Then whose hand is that on Spike's hip?
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>>7739840
>>7739852
>3 arms
Oh, GG...
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keep loving in your soul
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>>7739838
>that ancient roman shitposting thread

that was good times
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>mfw gf lets me make an account on her PS3
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>>7739863
Bad end
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>>7739863
>IT WAS A DREAM ALL ALONG
Dammit.
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>>7739873
>TWILY_MY_RUMP
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>>7739867
Poor Secundus
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>>7739873
its funny how a normal person can look at that picture and not understand what it is but when i look at it i see delicious horse ass that gives me a slight boner.
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>>7739893
Does it now?
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>>7739863

Oh hey, you reminded me to check my hands!

I'm gonna have a dream trigger in no time!
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>>7739873
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>>7739873
>hardcore

fucking lost it
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>>7739863
Bad end when?
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>>7739863
>no dream sharing

Dang.
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I wonder if anyone has made a foodpone based on breakfast stuff
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>>7739401
>she's pulling a cart
>first thing she sees when the gates open is a shitload of steps

lel
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>>7739907
>not pinching your nose
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>>7739863

>it was a dream

so THAT'S why everything looked all fucked up
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and remember to have
nice dream
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>>7739928
Yeah, coke pone and pizza pone.
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>>7739940

2cute4me
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>>7739863
Luna doesn't know what the fuck anymore
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>>7739931
HAHA
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>>7739746
Well the Hydra is a bitch to measure but a rough approximation puts the Hydra, with it's necks straight up, at 18 meters
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>>7739928
I love Xieril's OC
I bet she smells like starbucks
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>>7739931
Oh god haha.
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>>7739972
I'd rather she smell like mahogany and coffee bean
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>>7739972
Shit, I need to make a cute OC. Maybe other artists will finally talk to me...
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>>7739978
can someone post the link
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>>7739978
That's one of the reason I love Japanon so much. His broken English is so fucking adorable.

I wish more Japanese people visited us.
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>>7739988
Just make sure she has a gigantic dong and you'll be in in no time.
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>>7739988
>>7739999
Make it hidden: that way, people will draw her cute and all, and it will be TOO LATE!
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>>7739185
Trust me,
some things are better left unseen my little pony.
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>>7739995
There's some on /int/
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>>7739958
For the hydra you have to first measure the pony to head ratio, then the head to neck and then the neck plus head to body.

Yeah, she's a bitch. But the anon who said the Ursa Major was 60 meters long also said the hydra is 18, I think.
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>>7739999
But I don't want porn of it.
>>7740007
>her
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>>7740016
>butt vagina
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>>7739990
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/rikose-draw

THAT LUNA HE IS DRAWING IS CUTE

another plus is i am not able to understand the brony chat. i am just going to pretend it is intelligent discussion and not memes.
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>>7740023
It's Tara, so...
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>>7740008
like wat
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>>7740016
So, how long until we have humanised porn of Tara's pony oc?
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>>7740016
>large vagina and no anus
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>>7740033
That doesn't even make any sense.
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>>7740014
Yeah. That's almost what I did.
No scene where we see the hydra completely. Just parts.

Anyway moving to the dragon now.

I still don't get it how the fuck he got 60 meters for the Ursa Major
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>>7740016
Do you think Tara likes this? In my headcanon, she faps to porn of her OC.
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daily dose


www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZ5LpwO-An4
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>>7740046
I'M HAVING A DEJA VU
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>>7739988
That's how it works? Damn, I did it wrong all that time
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>>7740053
W-Why?
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>>7739988
I'd draw it
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>>7740038
Why have two holes when one's enough?
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>>7740058
I DON'T KNOW
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>>7740016
It still bugs me that her OC has a boringly uncreative skin color cote.
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>>7740049
>that derpy on the left

Oh man I would.
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>>7740049
>Landmoon Luna
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>>7740065
>Not that pinkie on the bottom left
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>>7740059
Oh right, you only draw OCs and shitty anthro.
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>>7739745
>>7739751
pic?
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>>7740060
>taking anal sex away from applejack

you monster. you are worse than ross.
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>>7740059
I wouldn't cuddle a pony I don't see the eyes of!
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>>7740073

All Pinkie cosplayers look like shit.
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>>7740077
thats going too far anon
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>>7740079
oi m8 ill reck ur ass I swear on me mums lyfe
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>>7740075
Damn right I do
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>>7740042
>I still don't get it how the fuck he got 60 meters for the Ursa Major
Inaccurate measuring maybe? As far as I understood he took the Minor's shoulder as a base and from that calculated the minor - major ratio.
Also, keep in mind that his opny base was 4 feet and not 3 feet 8 inch.
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>>7740055
I dunno, but it seems the artists that have OCs are the most chummy of the lot.
>>7740059
I bet you say that to everyone
But I think his shtick would be how much of an unlikeable, boring and spiteful brat he is. SO anyone else drawing it would kind of defeat the point
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>>7740084
but your mums dead
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>>7740077
>Ross
You monster. Noone deserves that.
Whatever happened to him? I haven't seen his over-wiggly shit for months. I miss shamefully fapping to his bellies.
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>>7740084

I think it's the pink wigs and pink clothes that make them look incredibly stupid and unattractive. I'm sure that lady is normally attractive.
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>>7740084
Oh god, I fapped to her so many times, she didn't do another pony cosplay, right?
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>>7740097
>for months
He was there last week you poof-tah.
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>>7740086
>no horn

how am i supposed to know if she is a unicornanthro or pegasusanthro
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>>7740103
I don't think so
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>>7740097
fuck off ross. learn to keep your disgusting fetish to yourself.
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>>7740108
She has hands
She can do fine without a horn
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>>7740100
"Y-You-too..."
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>>7740113
Man, if only the General worked like that...
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>>7740113
no
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>Breakfast Edition
"Um h-h-hi"
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>>7740135
"Y-You-too...."

ya beefed it
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>>7740084
that's the only attractive female cosplayer
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>>7740135
you fucked up, you should have just let it go. but you still try to save it when it was already ruined.
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>>7739988
Yeah I need an OC. Just haven't thought of one.
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>>7740141
I would a Chicken Pie so badly.
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>>7740046
Honestly? I don't think she actually masturbates to them, but she pretty much likes all this stuff and sometimes it may get her horny. After all - she is a slut.

And no, I'm not being ironic, I mean it this time. Just look at her, at her behavious - classic slut.
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>>7740150
Make it green, because there aren't many green ponies in the show. Also, give it brown hair, because that is your hair color!
It can only turn out great!
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>>7740150
I've got an OC, but I've yet to post it anywhere else than here.
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>>7740157
>slut

but she's not Tabitha
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>>7740150
You don't really need one. Your artsy goodness means others will just come to you outright, It's only the more mediocre us have to do stupid stuff like OCs to get noticed (though sadly, there are those who needn't make them but do make one anyway).
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>>7740141
Not so fast Spiderman
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>>7740166
I wish the basic mushroom was a slut. We barely see anything of her.
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>>7740177
>Deadpool
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>>7740177
Ahahaha.
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>>7740190
You called?
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>>7740177
>Spiderman
Its slade ya dofus
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>>7740190
>>>>the head

your joke<<<<
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>tfw a woman you fap to thanks you for complimenting her
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>>7740219
Rosefag pls go.
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>>7740219
jessy?
rose?
mt?
goggles?
ross?
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>>7740221
lele
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>>7740227
>fapping to MT
>ever

AAAAHAHAHAHAHA
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>>7740219
It's Rose, right?
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>>7740202
WE'RE BOTH READING IT RIGHT NOW
I CAN FEEL YOU
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>>7740227
>>7740221
>>7740236
>describing any MLPG contributor as a woman
They are little girls and nothing more.
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>>7740238
YES
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>>7740238
We're three here.
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>>7740244
I like to pretend you guys are ponies. Strange, questionable ponies.
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>>7739928
Jessy did this one ages back.
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>>7740244
i-i-i love little girls
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>>7740233
Oh. Oh....
;~;
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>>7740265
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>>7740277
THEY MAKE ME FEEL SO GOOD
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>>7740280
MT pls
You're cute and I'd hug you
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>>7740280
If it makes you feel better, there are probably a bunch of people in here who jerked it to your OC
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>>7739950
>coke and pizza
>breakfast
oh murrica never change
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>>7740042
>No scene where we see the hydra completely. Just parts.
Sorry about the shitty youtube prtscrn, but I'm a lazy bum.
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>>7740255
Just so you don't have to face the fact that Humans such as us exist and converse in such an atrocious manner on relatively bizarre topics?

I'm inclined to think likewise, that we're not human.
So we don't have to face the fact that people such as ourselves exist.
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>>7740280
dont worry MT I still fap to you and your dad
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>>7740301
>implying
I do that too and I'm from yuroop
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>>7740305
But what if none of us here are human? what then
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If I were a girl, I'd be relieved that people didn't fap to me.
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>>7740087
Maybe.

Oh well the Dragon was much more easier to measure.

So anyway
Dragon while standing up is 18 meters tall. Also while flying, from head to tail he has 32 meters. That's a fucking long tail.
Hydra also 18 meters tall.
Ursa Major has 20 meters when standing on all four legs.
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>>7738586
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http://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/post/41671407785/tiny-wip-of-a-really-overdue-commission

>see this commission by rose
>oh cool that is cute
>paid by sentinal

ITS RUINED FOREVER
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>>7740304
That is useless for measurement, since there is a large distance between them, meaning the ponies are in a different scale. We have to use atleast 2 different screencaps.
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>>7740329
Who the fuck cares
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>>7740329
how do you know he paid for it?
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>eating cold or reheated pizza
>ever

stay away from me you disgusting plebs
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>>7740329
>anything drawn by rose
it was already ruined anon
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>>7740254
Make that 4.
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>>7740343
>plebs
>posts fluttershy
Ya dun goofed there anon
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>>7740343
Picky Bellend.
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>>7740319
Then at least I'd be relieved that the Human Condition has not actually degraded as first thought.
That instead, we've either made contact with socially awkward aliens, are dealing with a rather odd bunch of Silurians or we REALLY ARE PONIES from another universe.
I'll be rooting for ponies, as usual.
>>
test
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>>7740343
>cold schnitzel with mustard
>not GOAT food

>>7740324
Man, that Ursa Major is still fucking huge. Would kill a dragon with one blow of his paw.
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I'm having too much fun with that binary brush
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>>7740377
>Mustard
>Not sriracha
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>>7740347
>i search huge pony butts to see what shows
>get this

that aint huge at all
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>>7740343
>Cold pizza
>Not better than hot pizza

holy shit
You're the plebest pleb ever
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>>7740377
Yep and it's close enough to the village that two ponies like Snips and Snails could get to his lair in the Everfree forest, at night, without problems and run all the way back.

That is extremely close

But the gates to hell itself are a day or half a day away from Ponyville so yeah...
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>>7740172
snap I am doing a similar idea with the CMC
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>>7740394
muh nig
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>>7740394
maybe if you are talking about disgusting american mass market pizza for poor people like pizza hut, i was talking about real pizza.
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>>7740383
Scoots stop that, you can't pay for those
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>>7740417
What's the difference?
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>>7740400
Equestria is a small world, it seems.
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>>7740383
It's great eh? I understand why mangneto always draw like that.
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>>7740423
Wow. Just wow.
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>>7740384
>sririacha
>not chili paste
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GUYS GUYS
Look I think we can all agree that the plebest of pleb plebs are the people who think that Pinkie isn't a good pony
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>>7740423
>trypical amerifat doesnt know what real pizza is
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>>7740431
>>7740440
Still didn't get an answer
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>>7740400
I like the headcanon that the Ursa Major and Minor are the actual constillations came to life.
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http://cuteosphere.tumblr.com/post/41693838237/its-been-a-while-since-i-drew-choppy-cloppy-my

>I was always a bit unsure about her name because apparently “clop” is the term bronies chose to use for their adult rated content, and I don’t want people to think she’s that sort of character… but, it rhymes very cutely with chop, so I don’t want to change it.

Teehee
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>>7740417
>Implying you know what you're talking about
>Implying I'm American
>Implying I eat from pizza chains

>Implying you aren't a huge pleb
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>>7740443

Because they don't have one.

Pizza elitists are all the same.
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>>7740439
I can agree on that.

>>7740443
It simply is better. Like, eat american chocolate and then go to Schwitzerland or Germany and eat chocolate there. There are worlds between.
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Food elitists are worse than Hitler
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>i am the only person on the planet who thinks the binary brush used close up like that looks awful
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>>7740439

I think people who enjoy lolrandumb humor are bigger plebes than people that don't, Pinkiefag
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>>7740411
CMC having OCs? Or did you just misquote?
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>>7740461
You're not alone nigga.
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>>7740450
>choppy cloppy
God damnit, that name is really just asking for it
>>
/mlpg/ - pizza; plus tip
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Has Glitter Glue been playing COC?
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>>7740459
but Hitler was an amazing guy who did nothing wrong, so thats not much of an insult
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>>7740461
If you're the only one then why are you complaining about it?

Clearly no-one cares or sympathizes with you
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>>7740455
>Switzerland
>Not Belgium
Are you even trying?
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>>7740461
Binary Brush doesn't work alone. It has to be used in a completed piece IMO to look good.
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>>7740472
I couldn't find the original with hitler in my folder
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>>7740424
Not really.
Remember 1 day and 1 night with the train to reach Applelosa.
...
Actually yeah. Equestria is pretty damn small.
I mean okay we don't know what speed they had but it couldn't be that big.
What's the average buffalo speed?
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>>7740472
It was under his rule that the first highways were built.
But that was only so he could mobilize troops quicker for the Blitz Krieg.
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>>7740489
while the train ride to canterlot sometimes seems to take a few hours, while sometimes it takes way more than a day.
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>>7740476
>Belgium
Well, despite being shit at anything, they invented french fries, roller blades and have great chocolate. Probably the bronce medal of chocolate countries.

>>7740459
Hitler was vegetarian and loved animals.

>>7740465
>liking Ponko for lulrandumb
>not liking her for silliness and adorablness
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>>7740501
>there is no fastfood chain called Blitzfraß in germany
Germans don't have any humor at all.
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>>7740510

Pinkie silliness = lolrandumb

deal w/ it.

you're right on her adorableness though, most adorable pony
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>>7740509
It depends on the price, if the girls have no money they take the Slow Express.
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How come John De Lancer didn't talk about the clopping? That's what I was watching the documentary for. What a ripoff.
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>>7740535
>De Lancer
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>>7740329
I paid for it, dude.
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>>7740510
That's what I admire about Belgium. They're shit in everything, yet still manage to be better at almost everything than their neighbours.
Plus, Flemish accent is really sexy
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>>7740536
Good job you noticed my nickname for him.

You want a gold star?
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>>7740520
>tfw no waffle house equivalent called "Waffel, Ess Ess!"
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>>7740520
Well, we don't associate the word Blitz with Blitzkrieg instantly, so it wouldn't be all that funny.

Though Blitzfraß sounds very funny.
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>>7740543
Yes, please.
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anyone know a site where i can look at high resolution pictures of nude men, that isnt gay porn.
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>>7740541
Hey LK, hey.

When was the last time you drew Pinkie?
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>>7740411
Oh misquote sorry
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>>7740545
>ess
>you in charge of imperative
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>>7740548
>>
How do I become smarter? Will liking book pone help?
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>>7740569
Th-Thanks...
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>>7740535
Because people like censorship to hide their senses from the real world.
But don't worry; I've heard there may be a stache of r34 in the /mlp/ documentary.
That can only be a good thing.
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>>7740542
But they achieved nothing at all. Ever. Hell, they are so irrelevant that they got the capital of the EU that is supposed to be on neutral ground. Belgium isn't even an actual country. The people hate each other. Why don't they split up already?
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>>7740571
Study.
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>>7740573
Holy shit what's wrong with Twilight's hindleg?
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>>7740572
Y-You too
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>>7740582
I can't
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>>7740550
Smile pls
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>>7740573
That left leg looks weird.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=xg0uEVzknxE

i lost my shit when i saw the pony toys in his room
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>>7740550
Quite a while ago, actually.
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>>7740594
Then you're a fool.
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>>7740573
What an interesting crackship
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>>7740602
please more porn of scout pone please
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>>7740595
Well spotted.
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>>7740607
I know right? I'm actually okay with it..seeing as Twilight would totally do anything to be a princess
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>>7740605
Penn pls
>>
dance with me
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>>7740608
>more
That wasn't me.
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>>7740608
fuck off pedo
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>>7740617
what
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>>7740607
>implying they weren't going out before Twilight left for Ponyville
>implying he didn't take her virginity and vice versa
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>>7740622
LK WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH SAFFRON
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DORKS
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>>7740622
How about that one thing?
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>>7740622
wait what
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>>7740636
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>>7740636

DWEEBS
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>>7740509
Yeah but from what we've seen till now in OaB is that the speed of the train was constant.
Now the buffaloes could keep up with it.
It also seems that they were traveling for a day.

Now best case scenario is that there aren't any other stops. But the ponies pulling the train would need a break and something to eat.
So let's say they have to take a break from time to time. So let's say that total amount of time spent on breaks is 4 hours. 1 hour ever 5 hours of pulling.

Anyway apparently the buffalo top speed is 48 km/h
So lets say that the train was traveling at 30km/h
That would make the road 600 km

Now I know the map said it might not be to scale but we can still deduce that Ponyville is approximately in the center of Equestria while Appaloosa is the southern most town
Now the tracks aren't really straight so let's say that the total distance is 400km.

Anyway this is a very very loose approximation. And there's also the territory after the mountains shown in the comic so meh...
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>you will never teach scout pone to tie a variety of knots
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>>7740649
Gilda's head is so tiny
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>>7740644
>>7740636
>>7740649
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>>7740659

It's just her big hips
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>>7740658

Nanaki please go
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>>7740669
her hand is bigger than her head
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>>7740665
porn where
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>>7740678

She's got big talons
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>>7740656
>SAFFRON
Hu? I thought the ancient ruins were in the center.
>>
What restaurant would you take your favorite pony out to?
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>>7740633
What do you mean?
>>7740641
Working on it. It'll be a few pictures instead of just one, if anyone thought that.
>>7740643
Yeah, the artist said last night that he wasn't me, and I said I wasn't him. I haven't drawn any Scout Pone.
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>>7740679
>expecting porn
>of actual good ships

That's not how this fandom works
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>>7740659
Tiny heads you say?
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>>7740694

Ooh, what's "that one thing"?
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>>7740699

>Implying there's no porn of Spicord
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>>7740699
>this ship
>good
Klondork pls
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>>7740702
I love SB...but this character is so fucking stupid looking
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>>7740707
Can we at least agree that they are platonic fuck buddies?
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>>7740718
I think that might have been the point.
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I think Rarity is ugly.
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>>7740693
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>>7740706

but

but i've drawn it
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>>7740735

Well I think you're a good person
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>>7740742
Oh goodness~~
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>>7740741

I know Braeburned, I was pointing out that there WAS porn of it

and it's mostly good stuff
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>>7740750
slut
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>>7740694
Stream?
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>>7740732
SB tends to get quite defensive over him, so I don't think that was his intention.
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>>7740739
All our horses are 100% horse fed for that double horse juiced-in goodness.
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>>7740764
Australia pls
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>>7740759

I think he just wants people to understand that he's not supposed to be proportionate to any other ponies.

And he is fairly consistant in the proportions that he draws him in so I dont see a problem.
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>>7740718
I can see what he's trying to do, but it just doesn't work.
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>>7740694
then please draw her? <3
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>>7740764
>double horse flavor

unf
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>>7740768
>tfw now MLPG knows I'm up at 2AM
>>
Hittin' my bongos, I am so strongo, I am also handsome and smart, smart, smart.
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>>7740788
GO TO BED
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>>7740703
Flutterstuffing. Art for a story that anon wrote.
>>7740758
I need coffee first. And I'll need you'se guys' help with it. I need to get back on track really fucking badly but I don't know where to start. I was thinking either a page or 2 of doodles, or color practice. I can't decide.
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>>7740788

Hey, can you get kangaroo meat easily there?

That shit has hella good macro ratios, gotta know
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>>7740796
Don't do it, it's just the spiders trying to get you in your sleep
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>>7740795
I've been through the desert on a horse with no name.
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>>7740796
but why
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>>7740801
Yeah, you can get it in the supermarkets, or at least my local ones.
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>>7740770
I'm not saying he looks weird compared to other ponies, I'm saying he just looks weird all on his own. Like there's face where neck should be, because I can't figure out that jawline. Thick neck and a flat face?
>>
You guys know that the sub have a /v/ section, right?
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>>7740800
I thought you usually rolled when it comes to indecision
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>>7740823

I'm fucking jealous

pls open up a company that ships kangaroo meat directly to my mouth

you'll make millions
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>>7740824

Ah, I getcha.

I don't really mind that much. He's experimenting with him and probably learning.
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>>7740827
Yup.
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>>7740805
wu tang clan aint nothing to trifle with
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>>7740727
no
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>>7740842
ok
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>>7740800
I HAVE A REQUEST IF A REQUEST IS WHAT YOU WANT
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>>7740831
Usually. I felt like switching things up today.
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>>7740839
been spending most our lives livin in the gangsta's heaven
>>
>draw a new show character once when it first gets shown

>people like it a lot

>but now when you see other people draw the character, it feels like they're taking your character and it just feels weird to see other people to draw it

Does anyone else get this
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>>7740855
he, get in line
I already requested mine!``
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>>7740864
Now.
Because I'm always too slow to be one of the first.
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>>7740856
I'd throw a vote in for doodles
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>>7740871
>now
No I meant of course
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>>7740871

It seems to happen a lot to me.

Leo pony, "love letter", Ceasar; hell, even flim and flam
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don't panic but there's a flying spider in this thread
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>>7740889
link pls
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>>7740864
Yeah.
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>>7740886

I think I see it rustling those bushes ove
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>>7740889
what an inefficient way to walk.
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>>7740889
I.M. Meen?
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>>7740889
It looks like PSOne.
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>>7740895
http://youtu.be/6EyxLj7M1eU
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>>7740150
here is your new OC
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>>7740930
>Tardy

Twilight pls
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>>7740927
Why does this exist?
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>>7740855
Maybe. Depends on what I'm doing.
>>7740876
That sounds good then. Unless people really want me to color then I'll doodle after coffee.
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Why aren't you doing your pushups?
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ded
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>>7740956
because it is amazing.
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>>7740960
One of these days, Blue Pank...
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>>7740960

Because chest day is Tuesday you blue baffoon

And stop telling these anons that nothing but pushups will help them
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>>7740958
Even though I laughed, I wish people would stop ripping off OneyG for easy laughs
Also unf.
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>>7740960
PINKIE I DONT ONLY DO PUSHUPS
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>>7740958

I still fucking giggle.
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>>7740977
u avin a giggle m8
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>>7740958
>lunas face in the fifth panel
My sides
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>>7740969
>And stop telling these anons that nothing but pushups will help them
Of course not, silly!

You need cardio too!
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>>7740958

>by Scappo

Oh.

Shit
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>>7741001

And core work, and shoulder work, and leg work, and back work, and arm work...
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>>7740958
This image heavily refuses to expand
I also want to laugh
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>>7741006

Scappo's shit is so bad

He can't draw anything but ass, and even then messes up genital placement
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>>7740959
>>7740959
Can you draw her sipping hot coffe or, if you have time - CMC sharing a cup of hot coffee with her? It was a cold day outside after all.
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>>7740960
I got extremely sunburnt on Australia day. All movement is pain.

Instead I'm going to sit perfectly still for two or three weeks and it will all be okay.
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>>7741025

But what about this comic

i dont see much fault in it
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I KNOW WHAT IT FEELS LIKE
COME ON MAKE ME FEEL ALIVE
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>>7741035
Reginald pls
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>>7741036

Body size and proportions are all over the place

perspective is a little wonky in places too

his anthros suck
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>>7741035
I think I saw you on the train. Along with literally everyone else who got sunburnt on Australia Day.
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>>7741035
>>7741064
Americans celebrate Australia Day or there is more than one australian guy here?
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>>7741064
I love this country.
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>>7741035
>tfw chronic dry and sensitive skin
>tfw sunburn causes an excruciating itch that drives me to tears
>tfw never even been close to tan in 6 years
Feels pasty man
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>>7741079
It's only three in the morning, Anon. That's no time for sleep.
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>>7741057

The body size variations aren't noticable to me. Probably because the changes of whos in the foreground/background can account for slight differences.

Still though: The comic's pretty good compared to most. Maybe cause it's not just show style.
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>>7741079

>American
>Literally first time hearing about Australia day
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>>7741079
At least 2.
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>>7741098
Make that three; I'm neither the burnt guy nor the train guy.
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>>7741096

Im surprised I haven't heard of it either, actually.

Australia sounds pretty neat actually. America's pretty terrible, does anything suck about Australia?
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>>7741087
>>7741098
>>7741105
Neat, can you guys tell miLes to come back?
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>>7741096
It's great, we pretty much just get sunburnt at the beach or drunk in our backyards and listen to "The Hottest 100" on glorious government funded radio.
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Why do I wanna into pink horse
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>>7741107
Everything wants to kill you
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>>7741107
>does anything suck about Australia?
everything that moves can kill you
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>>7741111
Sounds like the 4th of July here
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>>7741121
u r a pedo
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>>7741107
Internet speeds and technology prices.

Spiders.
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>>7741125
>>7741122
Hahahaha.
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>>7741111

Sounds lik- >>7741129

Yeah
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>>7741107
I killed 3 redbacks in the last week
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>>7740930
See, that's kinda how >>7740702 looks to me.
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>>7741121
Because she's soft and cute and bouncy and really REALLY likes you
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>>7741131
>>7741125
>>7741122
>>7741140

wha

what if I just stay indoors
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>>7741083
I am not even going to attempt a tan with my skin. That would just be a fruitless trip to cancer city.
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>>7741140
I was clearing out the garage today; killed at least six of the bloody things, as well as two eggsacks.
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Are there Chazzwazzers in Australia?
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>>7741154
Australian spiders can open locks. They're waiting for you in your shoes and under your toilet seats.
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>>7741154
Then you're just trapped when they come for you.
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>>7741159
That's horrifying.
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>>7741121
Because your taste is awful.
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>>7741184
NOPE
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>>7741154
spiders live inside the house and also australia was based on mad max
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>>7741175
>>7741168
>>7741159

This is almost enough to change my mind. Fuck.

Okay okay. If I'm able to get past the spiders
What will be a welcome relief to me moving there after living here all my life?
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>>7741161
What was up with that episode and bidets? We don't even know what that shit is.
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>>7741184

>male muzzle

even better
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>>7741189
Kangaroo meat
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>>7741189
Your government will let you jailbreak your iPhone.
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>>7741189
Snakes
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>>7741207
What does jailbreaking a phone let you do anyway?
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>>7741189
shrimp on the barbie
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Is it true that you can find a Kangaroo just walking in the city?
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>>7741189

I hear the minimum wage is fantastic.

Like, over 50% of the employed US population could move there and get a minimum wage job, and easily make more than their current annual salary.

is that true?
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>>7741150
Yeah.

Yeah...
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>>7741224
Yeah man, we have kangaroo lanes.

Sydney actually has a kangaroo monorail.
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>>7741199
>>7741207
>>7741210
>>7741219
>>7741225
Is there a Australina version of the JIDF?
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>>7741189
Voting is mandatory.
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>>7741225
Probably. America is terrible for poor people.
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>>7741121
>>7741121
>>7741121
HORSEFUCKER
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>>7741248

What is the australian minimum wage?

And is it any harder to get a job like that?

I hear there's a lot more work with like, job unions over there
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>>7741199

>Kangaroo meat

I'm gonna go there for like a year to get swole on that shit and then move back here
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>>7741240
Is that some kind of /stormfront/ thing? I never bothered learning what that acronym means.
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>>7741271
I don't get it
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>>7741257

Video games are outrageous and so is internet

also guns are hard to get
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>>7741224
Nah, you're unlikely to see them unless you're travelling out a decent distance from the city, or are in one of the really small towns.
Or are visiting a zoo.

>>7741225
>>7741257
http://www.fairwork.gov.au/pay/national-minimum-wage/pages/default.aspx

I think AUD are approximately equal to USD at the moment.
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>>7741277
http://www.thejidf.org/
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>>7741285

I don't play any video games and i dont really use guns ever either.

But internet's pretty important.
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>>7741285
We have an R rating for videogames now. Apparently L4D2 is going to be re-released in Australia with American levels of violence.
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>>7741277
Jewish internet defense force

but first i thought it was the

Japanese Invasion defense force
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>>7741306
Me too actually. That's what confused me.
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>>7741287

Goddamn.

I could work as a dishwasher at Mcdonalds and make more money than any possible long term career choice here.
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>>7741271
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>>7741320

Assuming you survive that long
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>>7741351

I'm more scared of most americans than I am of spiders. I'll be okay

oh uh

uh what are the gay rights/marriage laws like
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>>7741369
You can only marry male spiders
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>>7741369

b-but braeburned how will I ever get to meet you if you move to a new country

will you at least send me kangaroo meat?
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>>7741271
You fucker.
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>>7741369
Why would you be scared of Americans?
Is it because of the way we lean in real close while peeling bloody strips from our face?
You know that's just how we say hello, right?
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>>7741029
>apple fritter bites
Get that shit out of my face, kid.
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>>7741287
>$15.96 per hour
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>>7741369
What about American spiders?
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We've never been /trv/ before, have we?

I love it!
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>>7741410
Americans have guns all the time and they're all shooting people and riding bears.

One time an American came up to me and called me a muslim socialist for driving on the left side of the road.
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>>7741410

http://www.dailykos.com/story/2013/01/22/1181129/-Georgia-gives-tax-support-to-schools-that-expel-kids-for-being-gay-or-not-hating-gays-enough
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>>7741419
I wish I could find a link to that video.
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>>7741421
>American Spiders
Theyre fat cant run that much and wont bite anything unless its a cheesburger
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>>7741428
What the hell is /trv/?
>Look it up


........Please no...I have never been out of USA besides Canada. It would hurt my heart. I want to leave here so bad.
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>>7741454

Pretty much.

The only ones that are abundant are "daddy long-legs"
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>>7741428
IT'S SO NICE IN AUSTRALIA

COME HERE
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>>7741453
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g6FxM0oAsIA
There are a few colbert rave remixes, so I'm not sure which one you're looking for exactly
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i seriously cannot think of anything to tell an austrailian to convince them to come here.

the most I can say is "more guns, better internet, less scary spiders, and closer proximity to some events/people"

i cannot think of anything else
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>>7741457

I went to the Bahamas once! It was dirty as shit, but the people were really nice and they've got good soda.

Like they were super fucking nice. This guy wandering around with bongos taught me to play some beats. Also there's music everywhere all the time.
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>>7741443
Man, I don't know what you're talking about.
Misha wouldn't hurt a fly. I ride her around town all the time and she only mauled a guy's face off once, and to be fair, he was kindof looking at her funny.
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>>7741481
Ah, but that's the problem: I'm looking for the original.
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>>7741496
Haha that's fucking amazing.
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>>7741495
That's also the reason why those countries are dirty as fuck - because everyone just does what he feels like
I kinda want to live there sometimes
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>>7741500
Maybe this?
http://www.colbertnation.com/the-colbert-report-videos/216595/january-21-2009/stephen-s-remix-challenge
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>>7741488
>wanting people from other nations going to america
>supporting illegal immigration
You are not a real american hero
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>>7741495
I FUCKING HATE YOU
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>>7741546

It was weird, because even though America's got all these guns and police everywhere, I'd never felt safer than I did around all those genuinely good people.

and don't get me started on the beaches
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I wonder if there are ponies in all of the countries except here.
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>>7741488
>closer proximity to some events/people
That's the thing. Most of western culture is centered around America. Australians always have to hear about events happening or famous people living in America or sometimes the UK.

We're just an island in the middle of the ocean.
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>>7741564
SHUT UP
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>>7741567
Kangaroos are kind of like ponies.
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>>7741579

That's what would be the hardest thing for me.

Not just the distance from family, but all the events and like conventions and stuff.
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>>7741579
>Australians always have to hear about events happening or famous people living in America or sometimes the UK.

Eh, it's not only an australian thing.
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>>7741588
But you can't into their pouches, it's not like in cartoons.
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>>7741591
Yeah I know.

I just think it would be kind of cool to live in America. At least for a while.
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>>7741602
Wait what

Then what the fuck is even the point?
Fuck Kangaroos
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>>7741609

You've gotta find the right place to live though.
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>>7741579
>always have to hear about events happening or famous people living in America or sometimes the UK.
there are many of us not just australia
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>>7741613
I know right? It's disappointing.
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>>7741536
Oh man, thanks!
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>>7741586

Even though this is a stock image, this is seriously what the beaches there are like. Crystal clear, sky-blue water for miles. Beautiful white sand, no shells or anything. I wish I'd have signed up for snorkeling or diving, because I bet it's even prettier out farther. I went parasailing though, and man oh man is looking at everything so wonderful from up there.

Maybe half a mile offshore, and you could still see the seabottom from as high as I was. It was breathtaking.
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Austria marketers pls go
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>>7741627
I went to Miami for two months ten years ago, the keys are pretty neat, just like that.
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>>7741605
MOVE TO AUSTRALIA

WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE NICER
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>>7741647
Pls, you couldn't even convince Roogna to become a Rarifag.
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>>7741579
And unless you're living in the capital of whichever state you're in, there's often simply not the population to support events; check out how quickly the population sizes drop off outside the capitals (bolded) compared to America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_cities_in_Australia_by_population

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_United_States_cities_by_population
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>>7741642

Man I've lived in Florida forever, and none of the beaches I've been to have been that nice. It's always dirty, seaweed-littered sand and jagged shells. Then the water's always rough and sandy and filthy green.

Maybe I should see the Keys for once
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>>7741647
but then I'd have spiders stealing my mail instead of bitchy women
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>>7741647
And the only animals that might not kill you are some of the sheep
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>>7741627
Congrats guys. I'm crying now
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>>7741654
NICER
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>>7741675
NO! I wish I saved the screenshot.
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>>7741647

>Dash brushes her cock against Rarity's snout while she has a catatonic schizo fit.gif
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>>7741647
YOU MOVE FIRST SO I CAN KNOW IT'S SAFE
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>>7741627
That is some blue-ass water.
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>>7741668
Knowing Australia, I bet some of the sheep are venomous, too.
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>>7741609
I went to america once
When i arrived at the airport some security guys escorted me to a room, asked some questions and left me there for 5 hours only to know that there was some mixup in my name, they told me that i had the same name with some guy on a wanted watchlist
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http://www.giantbomb.com/you-can-feel-dead-space-3-coming-in-the-air-tonight-oh-looooord/17-6988/

Dead space, pls...
EA, pls...
video games, pls...
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>>7741656
>tfw the "little" city you live is a 3rd of a million large
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>>7741686
Jon pls
make another video
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>>7741689
>Things hiding in the wool
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>>7741667
it's legal to kill spiders
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>>7741692

Yeah.
That happens here sometimes.
Sorry dude
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england here

I enjoy my dirt brown water and not great beaches because its the only thing we have

the water is cold enough to freeze your tits off and if your lucky you might be able to salavage a stolen car that was dumped in it by chavs
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>>7741662
>It's always dirty, seaweed-littered sand and jagged shells.

Yeah, Miami-Beach was like that, but the keys were a nice paradise to chill out.

Not to mention they are fantastic to go fishing at night.
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>>7741705
>Snakes under your wheel arches

>all of your wheel arches
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>>7741706
and it's also legal for them to kill you
encouraged, in fact
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>>7741713
I shouldn't laugh.
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>>7741689
hell i even think that their plants have sharp fangs with poisons
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>>7741713
France here
We've got BOTH sand and shingle beaches. Suck on it!
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>LK went to have coffee an hour ago

RIP
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>>7741445
>living in the south
well there' s you're problem bro
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>>7741713
>england here
>if your lucky
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>>7741746

I'm going to Paris for 2 weeks in july

what should I do there
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