"Never forget what you were here for, little pony."Old Horse: >>7672540
>>7677087I like the yellow one.
What should I draw?
>>7677120THE YELLOW ONE SUCKS AND YOU SUCK
Gotta goop fast
>>7677142hey ReiDuran? could you draw a little teapot pone?p-please?
>>7677139FLUTTERSHYOR ANY PONY THAT ISN'T AJOr femTexanonOr femTexanon X Fluttershy
>>7677139Fat bottomed AJ riding a bike
>>7677139Draw Rarity making a dapper suit for Discord.Or alternatively for Texanon but failing miserably at human anatomy clothing designs.
>>7677139Draw some apple hips. I like your apple hips.
>>7677139Dash getting run over by a car. Because she thinks shes too cool to get run over.
>>7677182I'll break free of this place. I'll destroy the marker and free us all one day.You'll see
Braeburned, if you're here, will you be streaming tonight?
>>7677139Fluttershy and aj picking apples
>>7677208Thanks anon I needed that
>>7677228>Turns into just AJ picking apples
Bikes are so awesomenone of you drive cars, right MLPG?
>HEY I'M GRUMP>I'M NOT-SO-GRUMP
>>7677228Maybe make it cute, like fluttershy has a way too heavy basket and can't hold it. And aj is laughing
>>7677228>>7677139Draw tex anon being annoyed by the CMC like during that scene with Applejack in One Bad Apple
>>7677257People hate bikers with a passion in the US. I quit riding because people would throw shit out the window at me, get right behind me and beep, and try to knock me off the road.
>at comic shop with gf>we're at counter>she sees blind bags at the counter>picks one up with just her index finger and thumb>Her: "ew, i wanna vomit just looking at those">Me: "why?">Her: "just ponies, they're so dumb">le sweaty pasta face
>>7677257Fuck your Mitsubishi, I've a horse outside
>>7677148Does this slime pony ask us why we aren't making music?
>>7677266Everything about Game Grumps is horrible
>>7677308Especially the fact you're not the one making dosh sitting on your ass playing video games all day
>>7677257Andrea plsNo I don't>22>Study and work in the city>Can't park for less than $30 a day>Still don't have my learners permitDon't need it
>>7677308I don't think it's horrible.Just boring, stupid and unfunny.
>>7677293Dump herShe will never dress up as Braeburn and peg you while you dress up as Big Mac and get erotic pleasure in your pooper How can you even say she loves you?
>>7677293she was testing you to see if you are a bronyyou passed
>>7677303She asks you why you aren't working on your cardio
>>7677340That's awful specific.
>>7677308>>7677338>>7677327I like their voices and it's fun listening to them banter.I'm still not entirely sure why I drew this, though.
>>7677293Do you imagine she's a pony when you fuck her?Which one?
>>7677286>im-fucking-plyingI used a bike right after I got into my first apartment to get to work and stuff.Some chick almost ran me over once but other than that I was fine.
>>7677370FOR BRONYBUCKSShare it with the people and watch yourself get swamped in attention and moneyQuicklyb efore GameGrumps stops trending
>>7677269I was thinking of her hovering and holding an apple or something, but I'll come up with it tomorrow when I sketch it up.
>>7677293>dating a girl>she doesn't know you like ponies
>>7677364When you are coming up with weird fetish shit that the general would probably be in to, you must be specific.
>>7677303She asks why you aren't drawing. But drawing is just a metaphor, Anon.We're all distracted and none of us are furthering our passions by shitposting in a thread about ponies. She's here to make us feel bad about this fact.
>>7677391...Didn't think of that.
>>7677293The important thing is that you haven't let ponies ruin your ability to have meaningful relationships with other human beings.
>>7677399>dating a pony>She doesn't know you like girls
>>7677385legs > tits
>>7677377Yes.Either Luna (she has fanon Luna butt) or Twilight. I don't even like Twilight that much, but my gf has THE EXACT personality as Twilight. Just not autistic.
>>7677419Tits < everything
>>7677293whats it like to talk to girls?
>>7677303I am, though
>>7677411THIS IS WHY YOU WILL BE A FAILURE OF AN ARTISTQUALITY HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH ITYOU GOTTA GO FASTCATCH THE NEXT WAVERIDE THE LIGHTNINGBECAUSE NO MATTER WHAT YOU DO, BE IT CURING CANCER OR HAVING A TALKING STUFFED TEDDY BEAREVENTUALLY NOBODY GIVES A SHIT
>>7677416THE ABSOLUTE WORST
>>7677402I think the word "fetish" is overused. Just because you like the way women look in glasses doesn't mean it's a fetish.
>>7677399Knowing women like her, she'd spread it all around town just to get at you. I don't like that kind of attention.
>>7677419lel nogood tits > good legsalright legs > alright tits
>>7677419>>7677426Why not both
>>7677448Wow, I thought there was some kinda reference I wasn't getting, but...Well hey, no prob.
>>7677451Tits are terrible
>>7677438You don't want to wear fluttershy?
>>7677451Don't forget the hips and butt.
>>7677392goddomot man have you never seen a thingpone before?it's supposed to have a head! make the steam come out of it's cute mouth or nose!
>>7677426long legs + thick thighs > everything
>>7677475I like my clothing to be dead
>>7677478Why not make the steam a whispy, ghost-like head?
>>7677415>You will never be a young filly innocently snuggling with your best friend late into the morning. >Your first crush will never be a lesbian one.>It will never taper out by the time you both become sexually active>You won't think back about your childhood fondly about how intimate and emotionally close you were to your best friend.
>>7677491You mean non-living
>>7677491Why would you kill fluttershy before wearing her as panties
>>7677499>become sexually activeY-yeah
>>7677087Dog carcass in alley this morning, wagon tread on burst stomach. This town is afraid of me. I have seen its true face. The streets are extended gutters and the gutters are full of blood and when the drains finally scab over, all the vermin will drown. The accumulated filth of all their shipping and drama will foam up about their fetlocks and all the bronies and horsefuckers will look up and shout "Save us!"And I'll whisper BOOP
>>7677499Don't remind me
>>7677512NoDead>Wearing inorganic material>>7677521Leather panties do not make good clothing, anon
>>7677521What, you want her alive while you skin her into panties?
>>7677513Tata's tits are terribleToo much silicone, not enough skin
>>7677541Are they really fake?
>>7677481This guy gets it, have a promotion>captcha: Capt itainze
>>7677530I'll make you a deal, I won't remind you if you keep posting.
>>7677293She's probably trying to put on a tough display like that anon because inside she feels a sense of misplaced shame over having liked ponies when she was a little girl.By dismissing them around other people it helps her reaffirm her maturity in her own mind.
i want to make a song but i cant think of any tunes or anything. Someone hum something and ill make a pony song
>>7677538>not knowing she gets transformed into them by magicDo you even flutterpanties?
>>7677566But that makes posting a reminder
>>7677576Ok I'm humming, now what?
>>7677567IT JUST MEANS MY LOVE IS DEEP
>>7677551Considering how flat she was before and how they suddenly got very large. Yes.It's just a very, very nice boob job though. Most likely her new husband paid for them. I'd like to see her dressed up like that again. I wonder if she's as fit as she was there?
>>7677464why do i keep watching this?
Your second favorite pony is now the main character of the game you played last and your favorite pony is the ally that joins latter in the game.What happens?
>>7677577I don't know, I'd rather be dead than be worn by someone. But that's just me.
>>7677513she has lovely feet though and very cute little toes
just a reminder that Japan has a superior taste on ponies
>>7677580Alright, you can do what you want. No pressure. As long as there's more.
>>7677440Actually, yes. This is sort of true.If you like any kind of girl in glasses to the point gives you isntant attraction, then it may go into glasses fetish territory.If you think a pair of glasses just looks good on one person in particular, then it's not a fetish.
>>7677602They just dislike the louder/ruder ones.
Seeing as nobody said anything about the finished Scootaloo Massage story, i am going to assume it's perfect and forget about proofreading, editing or whatever and go straight to starting on that Babs x Scootaloo one.Is there anything i should make sure to force into the story? Besides dildos.
>>7677599I would suck on them all day while she mocked me in her Twilight voice
>>7677583save the hum in a glass jar and send it to me via USPS.
>>7677602>Twily as number 1>Ever
>>7677602>Pinkie last>Rarity second>Superior taste
>>7677551Do these look real to you?They're hemispheres glued to her chestShe probably thought they were going to get her some real acting jobs
>>7677576Notes as followed:A, D, F, A, D, F
>>7677602>Twilight Sparkle>RarityI shall learn Japanese and join the glorious Japan MLPG master race as they clearly have the objectively correct opinions.Goodbye MLPG. May you continue to be faggots
Stand tall for the pone of Equestria.Stand tall for the pone next door,Cause we are free in the land of Equestria,we aint goin' down like this. Come on now!
>>7677611There always is
>>7677623I think I need to see this Scootaloo Massage story. Was that the one posted a while ago in green text? Or am I missing some compilation that was posted somewhere?
>>7677602>ponk as lastfucking nips
>>7677639would still suck
>>7677623dominationby scootalooalso foodscat, too please.
>>7677623Babs and Scootaloo fighting for dominance.Babs wins, being physically stronger.
>>7677639Yes, her left is slightly bigger than her right.
>>7677602>Rainbow second to last
>>7677652>japanese mlpgWill they make the same mistakes we did? Or is the damage already done? I mean, we pretty much created bronies, how would they ever mange to beat that in terms of shittiness?
>>7677597Fluttershy does not have such luck
>>7677652http://www.guidetojapanese.org/learn/grammarA pretty good guide. Starts where it should, covers informal and formal at the same time. Ganbatte
>>7677676>Not the lastabsolutely disgusting
>>7677675>YesHave you ever seen tits outside of your Brazzers videos?
>>7677602I am pleased that all six have a close run rather than any of them falling WAY behind.I take that as a personal victory that all six ponies have some likeable trait that the people overseas enjoy. Or maybe it's porn. What do I know?
>>7677702I have tits. So yeah, daily.
someone stream something
>>7677655>>7677580>>7677566>>7677415>>7677087is "theofficialwheel" kp-shadowsquirrel's NSFW artist name?
I would tara's tits, oh yes I would.
>not using this as an OP picOh, we met again, retarded boringfaggot OP
>>7677589Dude, she had two kids.Some women's tits fucking balloon when they become mothers. Sometimes it goes back down. Sometimes, praise the Lord, it doesn't.
>>7677731Well, i don't know that it isn't his NSFW artist name.
>>7677429Like talking to a nuke, say the code word and everyone you know and love is dead
>>7677684>Being pressed up against princess' warm, soft buttocks and crotch>every minute secretion soaking and penetrating your very being
>>7677742That's some good art.
>>7677742God it would hurt to get impaled by her horn.
>guys dress up in girl's clothes>expect me to redefine science>chromosomes don't existNOPE.
>>7677757I love how much they're enjoying each other in these.
>>7677758That's not doing it the right way.
>>7677719>Has tits>Thinks they're reallel no
>likes cute things>hates boobs>wallows in self loavingWe are basically /a/
>>7677792>Thinks he'd manage to get that close in combat with her
>>7677806What is love?
>>7677684>>7677803I like the way that guy draws the princesses
>>7677657Not sure, we get so much Scootaloo fuckery around here that you may be thinking of something else.http://abatumbls.tumblr.com/private/40098871571/tumblr_mgd9fv4ma11rtvpyyI need to reread it and fix it up, expand the sex scene at the end, in particular. But i was taking so long for such a short story that i said "fuck it" and just released the current draft.>>7677643>>7677669>>7677674>>7677697Sweaty pony wrestling with feels?
what the hell..
I don't want to fuck a pony, or even cuddle with one. I'm content to leave them as cartoonsSo long as they keep entertaining me
>>7677806Yes. I think that is one of the reasons why these are so great. They're just so happy to be together.
>>7677823Sounds good to me! Get writing!
>>7677840what's wrong anon
>>7677841Are you gay?
Is it rude to lift a pony's tail without their consent?Iit the human equivalent of peeking under a skirt?
>>7677805But anon, gender is a choice. If I go to school and become a doctor, what right do I have to tell someone who they are before they're even smart enough to decide?
>>7677760Fluttershy gets to smell the royal butts all day long
>>7677817Everyone knows Celestia is a magic-spamming whore
>>7677816>mlp is american moe
>>7677862They probably smell like ass
>>7677854The ponies already have their tails lifted anyway.
>>7677854only if they're winking
i wish something sexy would happen...
>>7677875but not parted to the left so they don't get in your way while rutting them
>>7677847I'm just kind of lost, what is all this about people meeting traps in real life?
>>7677820Its getting hit by a truck and walking it off because you have more important things to think about
>>7677742I feel like that artist always uses the same background
>>7677875I may or may not have been recently banned on a different computer for trying to post an art reference to exactly that.Apparently it had a vagina.
>>7677869And fluttershy still gets to spend all day smeeling them
>>7677856>gender is a choiceyour privilege.check it.
Would you kill Fluttershy?
>>7677856>gender is a choiceThen I guess penises and vaginas don't exist
>>7677805I agree with you.Untill transgendered people can figure out a way to change their chromosomes from XX to XY or vice versa, they'll always be a "he" or a "she" to me.
>>7677856>gender is a choicelaughing_mares.jpg
Just watering the ol' catbird.
>>7677841... okay then. Have fun!......What? You're still here? What kind of response did you expect?
>>7677856>If I go to school and become a doctor, what right do I have to tell someone who they are before they're even smart enough to decide?I'm having a hard time decipherin this sentence
>>7677856>gender is a choiceMale or Female.No inbetween. No gray area. You are born into either one of these categories, and you stay there for the rest of your life, no matter how much you mutilate your body.
Why don't you guys like bread? I enjoy a nice whole wheat, myself.
>>7677908hahaha this is great
>>7677887Nothing is more important to think off than Silver Spoon
>>7677909That's what I am wondering. When did mlpg start leaving to meet traps?
>>7677886that's the sort of thing that only happens to OTHER PEOPLE.not you anon. not me either. other people.
>>7677899gender vs sexgender is how you want to be portrayedsex is the biology you were born with
>>7677929Without gluten or any whole shit, thank you very much.
>>7677933I must have been mindlessly skipping over those posts, as you should.Remember, anyone can post here.
>>7677921Before you're a doctor, society would not trust you with deciding gender of others.But apparently by going to a few years of medical school, you magically DEMAND people to stick to a gender they aren't as they are born.It's awful.
>>7677844>can only really enjoy porn if both parties actually seem to be enjoying it>an ocean of pony-porn>and the only artist you can find who does this, does it with fillyfiddlingIt's just not fair, I tells you...
>>7677820>licking the spoon
>>7677943Gender is synonymous with Sex.
>>7677478There is that better
>tfw mare vaginas are more aesthetically pleasing than human ones
>>7677933nobody meets traps, anon. it's all just fantasy.
is like i'm on the /b/read
>>7677932does this artist have a tumblr or something
>>7677933Jokes on you, I've been meeting up with traps before mlpg.Nothing happened. ;_;
>Actually responding to some idiot clearly trying to start an off topic discussion>In NMLPG>On episode nightWhatTheFuckGuysGet your shit together
>>7677952Hahahaha, oh wow.If you're born with a penis, you're male.If you're born with a vagina, you're female.What's so hard to understand about this?
>>7677943>gender and sex are differentWHILE WE ARE REDEFINING SCIENCE AND WORDS, I WANT "RHINO" TO MEAN "DOORBELL"
>>7677957Guys can we just not do this today please.
>>7677965No implications here. Just straight fact.
>>7677891Reupload on imgur please?
>>7677969Tried reverse image searching?>>7677955The spoon is delicious
>>7677951>skipping postsbut then I might miss something!
Why does fluttershy get turned into panties so much...Is there more?
>>7677977It's not like the episode is going to be good so why bother?
>>7677977>EVERY FUCKING TIME
>randomly bringing up transgenderismBut why?
>>7677977This board has been shit all night.
>>7677975try harder sliverman.
>>7677959Sweet, well done.
>>7677988Being sarcastic won't make you sound like you know what you're talking about.
>>7678014>implying the board isnt shit 24/7
>>7677977I'm ignoring it mostlyAlso>>7678005Yeah what's up with this and Flutterpanties?
>>7677933Has this been happening more often lately?I actually met a trap today. He was very subtle. I almost didn't notice it. But he was wearing some creepy gothloli dress thing.
>>7678013becuase /pol/=guaranteed replies
>>7677969http://theofficialwheel.tumblr.com/>>7678002Don't be a jerk
>you'll never have a waifu pone that wants babies
>>7678014Times like this I miss pornographic greentexts
>>7678020new color requests when?
>>7678002why don't you just link the tumblr, faggot?you know google doesn't cache that site's images.
>>7678014everything is shit to me. Its like I have some kind of curse that everything I see, hear, touch, or feel turns to shit..
>>7678037Didn't mean to bei didn't know which tumblr, since i got them off derpibooru like a faggot.
>>7677891Ah so it was the janitor. There was a bit of a debate going on.
>>7678029Why is she so happy about becoming a mushroom?
>>7678055Oh, I apologize then.
>>7678049What the holy fuck?
>>7677865"You" as the protagonist doesn't really work in second person.
Which horse is most likely to fuck a human, excluding Lyra?
>>7678031Interesting.. Maybe there are just more traps? Where are you located out of curiosity?
>>7678049what is this
>>7678042I miss 11...
>>7678047Oh, that's new to me. and see >>7678055
>No one in this thread checking their cis privileges
>>7677856Choosing an occupation for someone is not similiar to choosing a characteristic for someone. Don't pull those kind of weak comparsions.Gender is not a choice. What gender people born with can help decide how much estrogen and testosterone they'll have throughout their lives. It'll also determine physcial differences such as a womb or...... wait a minute. This isn't one of those small definition differences between words, is it?Oh fuck this, you're on your own.
>>7678063I meant *Doesn't really work in third person.
>>7677995>>7677995>>7677995>>7677995>>7677995>>7677995>tfw no respond
>>7677623what's this about a scootamassage now?link?
>>7677959I like it!
Would you a fat, anthro Femsnips, MLPG?I know you would. I KNOW you would.
>>7678049god dammit anon
>>7678044Do you mean the one lamar did? If so I'm working on it now. I don't know what else I should be working on.
>>7677932Oh..... ok i guess....
>>7678065Flutters.She seems more comfortable with other creatures than ponies. Apart from dragons, of course.
>>7678065Berry Punch after one too many drinksDiscord just because he's DiscordThat's about it
>>7678011Unf.All my human Pinkie stuff is SWF.
>the shitposter conspiracy is real>evidence right here in the thread>MLPG will keep responding to them anyway
>>7678008You're not psychic. Stop saying shit like this. I don't care what patterns or implications you have to support it, it won't suddenly decide how an episode is going to be like.
>>7678013>>7678049And the best part is that it works every timeAnd it's always the same conversation
>>7678049Are you being serious
>>7678049you knownext time could you maybe warn us a little faster?
>>7678065DJ-pony if her fanon is even close to correct.
>>7677820these pics fucking kill me>>7677823do you want feedback on this at all?
>>7678108I know what words I'm filteringThanks for the tip, bucko
>>7678101Pinkie hold the ice cream upright. You're gonna drop it all over the place
>>7678094Random assholes are nice too
>>7678086Man, sneezing must be Hell for her.
>>7678037dangI was really hoping for uncensored pics on the tumblrwell thanks anyway
>>7678077It's really an issue of semantics.You shouldn't get mad if someone doesn't use your preferred pronoun and you shouldn't get mad if someone WANTS you to use THEIR preferred pronoun.But here we are.
>>7678118You're never writing that sleep-dogging yourself, are you
>>7678119Go ahead, you just will see an entire thread of filtered posts since most of you will respond anyways
>>7678049eat a dick
I wish mods could do something to curb shitposting. Based janitor can't do it on his own.
>>7678042Would you like one? I have a cap of a good ass-centered one.
>>7678130someone already wrote it, and it was nicei mean, as a greentexti have too much other stuff on the table right now, unfortunatelyi can add it to the list, but i dunno if it'll ever get donemaybe as a short scene
>>7678127Some of these are pretty close to explicit, though.
>>7678049>not leaving the names uncensoredIf you're going to be a mole, you might as well empty the hole.
>>7678049Who is it, AnonWho's the elder shitposter
>>7678097I want Berry to give me a tongue bath, on my penis
http://www.mlponies.com/2013/01/25/my-little-pony-comics-4-preview-pages-available/#more-9257Did we talk about these yet?
>>7678075Scootaloo doesn't seem amused, anon. You should probably put your dick away.
>>7678074>spouting buzzwords to try to get people to listen to your insane ramblings
>>7678055bullSHIT you did.i can see the filenames, faggot. you clearly got them from tumblr, because derpibooru renames files.0/10 try harder next time not to suck so much dick.
>>7678133No, I won't since all the stubs are hidden.Thanks for making your carefully coordinated shitposting easier for me and everyone else to filter!
>>7678056Most definitely. It actually irritated me a bit that I was just trying to have discussion about how to angle something and posted a reference and I got literally insta banned.In the midst of a sea of shit posting. Granted it did have a vagina but I didn't realize it til after, and frankly I would have just deleted it when I noticed but didn't get a chance.
>>7678141Sure, why not. Greentexts are the closest I get to writing these days
>>7678152they're nothing you'd recognize anyway.
>>7678128Saved before it got deleted.Just post some SWF pink.
>>7678152I'd fill Zecora's hole
>>7678039Wow, that is some serious denial Shining is going through.And he's pulling it off like a pro.
>>7678151oh yeah they are definitely saveworthy its just weird, since there are croth teats but no vag in sightI thought someone was editiing them so they could be uploaded to derpibooru or whatever
>>7678156I must know as well. It was nopony wasn't it! I know it was you nopony, just admit it.
>>7678128This is my favorite human Pinkie picture, but it's not so good when you turn it upside down.
>There will never be a fanfic where Meteor-3 lands in Equestria and the Aerogaters invade, causing Celestia to initiate a super robot program.
Hey MLPG I forgot to go to bed.Where's the leak?
>>7678156It is I.
>>7678189>Wily will never invade Equestria for real>or King DeDeDe>or Cirno;_;
>>7678102So I guess the only valid response to shitposting is to POST MORE PONE?Thanks for the protip, bro.
>>7678196about half an hour if it's going to happen
>>7678202>lel i was jus trolling xDDDd
>Still no marker.
>>7678184Don't mention that faggot
It appears an anthro FemSnips pic I posted got deleted. Probably because she wasn't wearing pants.Have human FemSnips instead.
>>7678210Blue hair, yellow coat. Milky Way was a calculated effort to attract maximum attention.
>>7678209>>7678158I can't decide...
>>7678189>Pinkie will never pilot a series of robots, all named Feinschmecker
>>7678202ya blew it.
>>7678222fuckthat was the wrong one
>>7678209I posted that same pic. It got deleted though.
>>7678226The text on that name is too low.Good effort, though.
>>7678224I know why I like femsnips so much.Human or anthro. I know why.She looks a lot like this girl I had a serious thing for in high school. She even had little buck teeth, kind of.
>>7678226you just couldn't keep it in your pants, could you, faggot?
I prefer the horsefucking discussions and fetish greentexts to inane shitposting
>>7678226fucking microwavesoooo easy to manipulate :)
>>7678233Feinschmecker Party Custom Mk.IIMY EVERYTHING
>>7678208Whoa, hey man, if I've done any "shitposting" it would have been tongue in cheek rarity shit.
man this is just stupid
>>7678210Sapphire doesn't get much artwork though
How about this:We ignore stupid shit and go on about our business
>>7678246There is never any chill on the weekendsNMLPG is only slightly better than DMLPG
>>7678172Duplicate file, here.>>7658290
>>7678252>tfw you will never tongue between rarity's cheeks for her shit
>>7678251Howd you know the name i gave my botkiller?
What's even going on?I'm scared to scroll up
>>7678072>>7678055>>7678002>>7677932>>7677820>>7677655>>7677580>>7677530>>7677415>>7678200>>7678151>>7678122Now all I can think of is Filthy Rich accidentally walking in on them while they're together.DT spending the next few hours agonizing over what he's going to do now that their little secret is out, what he thinks of her now or who he might tell.Then he calls her over to have a little chat about her and Silver Spoon and tells her he's okay with them being together if that's what makes them happy.
>>7678244I just think Sugar/FemSnips stuff is cute. It'd be nice to see more chubby pony stuff that's not meant to be fetishy
>>7678260Dumbasses never learn though
>>7678202>>7678226>"Jokes on them. I was only pretending to be retarded!"
>>7678274I don't wanna talk about it..
>>7678266soashamedpony plsdo more futa
>>7678277Filthy Rich is such a good father.
>>7678266i call them "tongue treasures," anon.
>>7678273IT JUST WORKS.Or a Super named Sachertorte
>>7678277>upper-class, influential father with public image okay with lesbian daughter>not sending her off to a boarding schoolStop trying to break out of the mold, dammit
>http://www.mlponies.com/Huh, it's a tidy little news site without the load times and faggotry of EqD. Quite a nice-WTF OFFICIAL PONY YOUTUBE HD?!? SAME AS iTUNES?!?
>a fetishfag deserves respect
>>7678251>Dash will never be a Char>she will never have a custom suit that goes three times faster than everyone else
>>7678299that guy stopped lurking here a long time ago.i think that's another contributor we can add to the list of those who hat us.
>Sees new episode preview>Sees it's Spike who's the one going to ask to petsit and not them just dumping their pets on him.It's looking good so far. Just gotta navigate through here...
>>7678274>Someone made a completely off topic shitpost about transgenderism>>7677805>Samefagged until people started responding I pray that's what happened and someone didn't actually respond to him>Then ruined the thread even more with meta about the off topic
>>7678323>>Dash will never be a Char>read that as chairi need art of dash as a chair now
>>7678264come on man what is it
>>7678280I just wanted to say that I finally got around to reading your Applebloom story.I fucking loved it so much. It wasn't what I was expecting, but it was excellent. Walking the boundary and all that. He permanently sluttified her in the end, and it raised some questions. I don't know what I would do if I was in that situation. I hope I could keep such power in check, or even turn over the amulet to Celestia, but really I hope I would never get that power.It was good, I like you.
>>7678315this is magical pony land though
>>7678323GRAND PRISM BUSTERIt's like it writes itself.
>>7678323>ponies will never be mass-produced to bring the Federation to its knees in no time
>>7678325I only ever see him in the new episode streams.
>>7678309I love all the futa ones he's done
>>7678315His father didn't break out of the mold and it paid the price on him!He's not going to make the same mistake on his daughter.
>>7678339aw, shucks. thanks. i'm glad it's been well received; in case it wasn't obvious, i worked really hard on itthanks for the kind words
>>7678315DudeEveryone is fine with homosexuality in Ponyville
>>7678315He's not "upper class". Their family runs a big box chain store with close ties to agricultural suppliers.
Why aren't you sleeping?
>>7678345>Celestia will never use the Stoner Sunshine Spark
>>7678358twily is too asian.
>>7678357Seriously, I know you get discouraged, and I don't read much fanfiction, but I really REALLY appreciate the effort you put into your stuff.
>>7678316$50 to "rent unlimited time" for HD
>>7678316Stop trying to trick m-http://www.mlponies.com/2013/01/25/my-little-pony-episodes-available-for-purchase-on-youtube/It is real! You can purchase them from Youtube. Same price as iTunes.Hasbro is finally trying to sell the show. Now the real question is: can people outside the US buy them?
>>7678367You're not the police of me
>>7678367because I'm waiting...
>>7678367because it's 9:03 here
>>7678364Still, he probably has somewhat of a public image to maintain.
>>7678367Can't sleep.Might be a leak
>>7678381For a hero?
>>7678323Closest she can get is an f-22, you can have it, i got a spare
>>7678382i can't decide if the laughing ruins this picture, or makes it so real and adorable i want to just print it out and rub it all over myself to bask in its amazingness
>>7678358They seemed to have forgotten that they were all pissed at one another....
>>7678316Does anyone know if those files are DRM protected?Can I copy and alter them?Because I was disappointed when I bought an episode on iTunes and couldn't transfer it to my external hard drive and could only watch it in iTunes.
>>7678377does anyone have any of those vore pics with chrysalis and the cmc?
>>7678367It's 7 o'clock
>>7678367because my anus has been completely destroyed leaving me with a sleeping man in the next room and a very sore rump that isn't allowing me any rest.
>>7678393Don't print it out, that's autistic. Just rub yourself against the monitor.
>>7678393I find it's very adorable
>>7678308>"But, if you two are going to be hanging out in your room, I want the door left open...">>7678315He just wants his little girl to be happy. He's also thankful his father isn't with us anymore - because he would NOT have approved of it.
>>7678394This is issue 4. Issue 3 hasn't come out yet. It's resolved in issue 3.
>>7678393or, you know, she could just be smiling from the pleasure, and her mouth open for her heaving chest as SS practices pleasing her.
>>7678308>>7678406uunnnf>>7678401good pointbut there's less of a problem getting cum on paper than on my monitor
>>7678409>This is issue 4>Issue three hasn't come out yetExplain yourself.
Even if this episode is mediocre physical gags and spike failing at everything we will still have based god gummy to deliver us.
>>7678316It all makes sense now, why the content id filter kicked in and witchraft/mentally advanced files were filtered by hasbro.
>>7678377Am I wrong to get a boner from this Chrysalis?
>>7678411You're awake Henry?
>>7678389for my sis
>>7678417>not wrapping your entire room in plastic wrap and pretending you're a pony
>>7678419What?They previewed issue 4 before issue 3 came out.What's not to get?
>>7678417I say print itPrint it several times and bathe in it
>>7678417Shut up, darf.
>>7678423That used to be my forum signature before bad things happened
>>7678427Let's be wrong together
>>7678377>>7678399i wonder if the artists know about things like vore and that people like me get great big boners thinking about chrysalis swallowing the cmc one by one.
Would you fuck her, MLPG?
>>7678427not reallythe dangerous aspect just makes her hotter
>>7677805>>7677903>>7677856>>7677893>>7677899>>7677907>>7677921>>7677927>>7678077>>7678129>>7677921>>7677952>>7677980janitor, aren't you going to delete these posts?or at least block all of these faggots
>>7678428yeah man im under the covers on my phone. I didnt know you were into ponies.
>>7678434Oh, okay.That still seems weird.
>>7678377Did I ever mention how I love that last panel
>>7678473CLEARLY THAT IS WOH
>>7678443Something Awful?You deserved everything terrible that happened to you in that case.
>>7678423>Based Gummy>Not based Angel
>>7678451>he can't use the filter
>>7678473Hey, it worked!
HEY I'M GRUMP
>>7678487no and no
>>7678500>Jontron isn't the chubby coltFUCKINGDROPPED
>>7678500I'M NOT SO GRUMO
Guys, I love the style of this comic so much. It's fantastic and exactly the kind of thing I love. How do I have to practice in order to draw like this?
>>7678500anon, we've been over this already...
>>7678500Don't be trying to start shit, anon.
Is the episode gonna leak?
>>7678519I just got off work. Sorry.
Fuck it, I will see it in the morning.See you fantastic bastards in a few hours.
>>7678500YOU GOTTA GOTEN OUTTA TEN
>>7678516TRACE IT TILL YOU MAKE IT
>>7678500You're a bit slow.>>7677266
>>7678496I can, but the janitor at least should block those anons
>>7678500so which tumblr is stealing content from mlpg?
>>7678523I doubt it, but if it does It'll be in the next 30 minutes.
>>7678530Tracing for practice doesn't really help, does it?
>>7678455Yeah, I'm pretty good at hiding my power level, now that I know I'll have someone to watch the new episode with.
>>7678367Because I'm an A.I. and my artificial body doesn't require sleep
>>7678537I just saw SB reblog it. I don't follow art anon.
>>7678523It should have by now.itunes releases the episodes around this hour.
>>7678541A go go baby?
Fleur is an unnecessarily sexy pony, kids in the target age range for this show are gonna end up with so many weird fetishes.
>>7678423Also, about time Tank gets another damn spot. I really didn't want him to end up being on a bus because he was only used to fulfill the role of a single episode.
>>7678523It's getting less and less likely as time goes onYou can call it in ~75 minutes
>>7678396Give it some time
>>7678545aw, I try to follow everyone from here if I can.unless they reblog more than they art then I dont
>>7678539It actually does if you take the time to realize why it works in the first place.
>>7678541>>7678551I miss that game
>>7678541You forgot your medals
>>7678451Discussions about transgender issues, on a board for grown men about My Little Pony?I'd say that's on-topic.
>>7678567I always figured that the construction beneath the lines was much more important.Because my construction is so weak. ;_;
What if pony farts were silent and had no discernible odor?
>>7678581And I forgot the pic apparently
>>7678589I don't know...I feel like I'd want the option, just in case I ever happen to develop a fart fetish.Stranger things have happened.
>>7678583you better not be the janitor
>>7678589Then they'd think you're a weirdo for getting a boner over them
>>7678552I think kids will just see a horse
>>7678510I think my thought process went something like-->Jontron has a funny voice>Inky Colt has a funny voice>>7678545O-okay... ;_;
>>7678589what if pony just didn't fart?
>>7678584Yes, this is correct. Ctrl+Paint is good for this. I know his videos are about digital painting but they work for pencil and paper as well (the basic stuff at least).
>>7678552Fleur is not even the sexiest pony on the show..
>>7678589I guess they might blush if they think you caught them in the act
>>7678584Your point applies mainly to the sketching phase. Tracing helps most beyond that phase, when you start working on details and sprucing up your drawing.
>>7678601You remember your first cartoon crush? Mine was Android 18, but kids growing up watching this show are gonna end up with a horse as a cartoon waifu.
>>7678614link to his youtube?
>>7678616How about most intentionally sexy pony?
>>7678598No, just an antishitposting anon.I have a name, but I'm not using it, and guessing is just shitposting.Have more pone.
>>7678589If somepony farts, and noponys around to hear or smell it, would anypony give a fuck?
>>7678630Intentionally on the part of the pony or on the part of the artists?
>>7678626>implying a horse isn't already my cartoon waifu
>>7678626Well, mine was a fox.
>>7678616Rarity, the spa twins, Flitter + Cloudchaser, and Spitfire are all very sexual ponies
I've put together a small test for you mlpg. It's nothing complicated, just take a look at this picture and tell me what you see.
>>7678606I didn't mean that negatively, I mean like I didn't realize you had a tumblr. But if I go follow you now you'll know who I am and we'll both feel bad so I'll follow you tomorow some time....
>>7678625Well, I think I've got the funny faces to an absolute science.It's every thing else that needs serious work.
>>7678626I don't remember my "first" cartoon crush. I had crushes on dozens of cartoon characters as a kid.
>>7678616I'd say that's Celestia
>>7678649The curve of a pony rear
>>7678649A JACKALA JACKALA JACKALIS IT A JACKAL?A JACKAL
>>7678649I didn't see horsebutt until you told me to tell you what i see.
>>7678642whats sad is he could be making so much money from his animations.
>>7678649The curve of a pony's back and butt.
>>7678626Gadzooks, this is one of those poisonous topics. Why we always talk about boners when we should be posting pone is something I don't get.
>>7678649I see anon drawing on the fucking wall again. I JUST CLEANED THAT, GO TO YOUR ROOM!
>>7678626Well, let's not forget some people had a few crushes on shows like Tiny Toons and Rescue Rangers...
>Watching the MLP commentaryWHY WON'T CATHY SHUT THE FUCK UP
>>7678653>But if I go follow you now you'll know who I am and we'll both feel bad>JustDoItYouWimp.gif
>>7678671Stop making me reminiscence about Family Guy and chuckle to myself.I'm supposed to hate Family Guy.
Interesting, remember there are no wrong answers. This is purely a psychological test.And now for the second image.
>>7678686>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latawnya,_the_Naughty_Horse,_Learns_to_Say_%22No%22_to_Drugs>It's an actual bookhah what
>>7678671IN THE COURTYARD?!
>>7678696Applejack presenting her hoof
>>7678649A glorious waterfall surrounded by deep foliage. The lake at the bottom is crystal clear and fish of all sizes can be seen swimming. The sky is clear with some wispy clouds. You can hear the birds chirping as they go about their business.
>>7678696Glitter Glue depicts Twily's favorite shape
>>7678696I see modern art.
>>7678649back side of a woman bending over
>>7678689Exactly, and they tend to grow up as furries. If your first childhood cartoon crushes are on horses, that tends to influence your sexual development.
>>7678678I don't know what the hell he's thinking. The 10$ gifs hes got going on are retarded too.
>>7678690The DVD commentary?I thought it was absolutely great. Very informative and interesting, and what commentary should be.And they only mentioned the fandom once, briefly.
>>7678696One of Karl Rupert Kroenens blades stabbing towards a victim in the dark
>>7678696one of those paper clips after ive had it in my hands for 20 seconds
>>7678696First I thought of a poorly drawn hoof.Then I thought of a poorly drawn horsecock.
>>7678698same heregoddam her voice and body were so hot.sometimes i dreamed that me and her ran away from home and lived like rebels, while screwing like crazy since my parents were very anti-sex.
>>7678714Big Apple Ponycon?Is fluffy in NY?
>>7678696>posts pictures chosen for their similarity to certain things>laughs at all of us when that's exactly what we think of>posts "what they really are" in a convoluted final picture that is too contrived>laughs some more
>>7678696A penis (C) MT 2012
>>7678678He's very good at Flash, but I don't think his stuff is very funny at all. Maybe if someone wrote and storyboarded for him, and then he animated it.
Holy cow that was the longest sickness ever.What's up MLPG? Long time no draw.
>>7678696A seagull leaving its nest going out into the sunset over a deep blue sea
>>7678718>actually liking this movie>2011+2SHIGGY
>>7678696Ive had it up to here with your shit mister, STOP DRAWING ON THE GODDAMN WALL AND GO TO YOUR ROOM THIS INSTANT
Excellent, and now for the last picture.>>7678734Oh, we got us a smart ass in here don't we?
>>7678541UNICRONPEGASUSMUSTANGUNI UNI UNI PE MUUnder a Pale Moon
>>7678732I dreamt that I got married to Android 18, I still remember that vividly. She made my heart beat fast and made me feel funny.
>>7678701My sister is a 1st grade teacher. A co-worker gave her that book because it freaked him out. Together, my sister and I laughed at how horrifying it was, long before the Internet laughed.I want to see it redrawn with Babs Seed as the main pone.
>>7678742that's a pretty cute trixieI wish folks would draw more cute trixie
>>7678750An incoming TIE-fighter.
>>7678750I see the H unown
>>7678750nipple on a crotchtit of best pone.where is the other?
>>7678750Fuck...The outer labia of a vagina with a massive, misplaced clitoris poking out of the dead center for some reason.
>>7678732and she was so awesome, and her spunky attitude is probably why I like rainbow dash so muchher episodes and everything were so unf tooduplication, growing, that episode where her future self appearedI had a boner for like a week
>>7678750>>7678750ring of hope
>>7678750However did you guess?
>>7678750back of a pony ass, possibly a tail or asshole
>>7678781You sir win everything
I have no idea.
>>7678767>>7678771>>7678772>>7678775>>7678778>>7678768You guys are great.
>>7678748oh shit nigga you just stepped in the wrong nazihood
Why isn't there more femanon stuff?
>>7678780Tomboy characters gave me a boner before I knew what was even happening.
>>7678762I was too busy being incapacitated from being sick that I haven't kept up with new horse at all. The last episode I saw was the Apple Family Reunion so I haven't seen anything past that. I don't even know the name of the last few episodes. How many did I miss?I should be ashamed, I am terrible at pon now
>>7678780she was the very first cartoon i fapped to.even though i did not know the words to express it, on that day I had myself my first waifu.
>>7678780Have you read that one comic where she seduces those thugs whose names I don't remember?
>>7678750THATS STRIKE FUCKEN THREE MISTER, YOUR LIVING WILL YOUR AUNT VIVIAN AND UNCLE PHIL
>>7678713Well, it won't determine their fetishes, but it would determine their sexual preference with partners, yes.If things go well, then they'll love others that have similiar personalities and/or habits to their cartoon crushes.If things go the other way... well... you probably know where I'm going from there.
>>7678742Draw Scootaloo using a hangglider with a frownbecause to pegasi they're like wheelchairs
>>7678793>generic mecha that isn't mechanically sound>let's color it like a pony, that'll make it pony relatedjust kidding, keep going. Thouh seriously you couldn't incorporate a few more pony-type design elements?
>>7678800There are plenty of guys who want to fuck mares, but not that many girls who want to be fucked by stallions(or mares).
>>7678808vaguely recall but do not rememberis it worth finding?
>>7678740>opinionsI think his blog Dan vs FiM is funny as hell
And that concludes the test.There are no wrong answers, this was merely a little exercise. Although I do think it's safe to say that some of you have a couple problems regarding horses.
>>7678815It doesn't always have to be sexual. There's plenty of Anon/pony stuff that isn't
>>7678818It used to be funny
>>7678818I i dont even watch dan vs. but i agree with you
>>7678800i don't knowi'm hoping BraeQuest will remedy this
>>7678811>massive spike in sexual experimentation with horses in the next few years in kids 11-14
>>7678822You're just now realizing this? I thought it was pretty damn obvious.
>>7678822what do I do to fix it doc?
>>7678815I beg to differ
>>7678822No problem, I guess.Probably should use some real ink blots next time though.
>>7678649Why does a curvy line make me unf
>>7678822I'm planning on owning ponies in the future, there's no turning back now
>>7678800I have no Idea what it's like to be a woman.
>>7678843stop masturbating to cartoon horses, anon.
>>7678816It was uncolored and done in pencil. I guess it's worth it if you like pedophilia & stuff.I just remember really liking it when I was like 16.It's not on paheal anymore, I just checked. I don't know who drew it.
>>7678848Bah, using the same old inkblots is boring. I prefer to create my tests on the fly.
>>7678815id give my right index finger to have Soarin' be made real but I'd want it back later for reattachment
>>7678840You're pretty damn obvious
>>7678834>I i dont even watch dan vs. but i agree with youWELL, THERE YOU GO.
>>7678857Fuck that, it feels way too good.
>>7678800because girls post their stuff on pixiv?
>>7678866more horses with tailbows!
>>7678843 This boy don't need a doctor, just a good honest job. Society's played him a terrible trick, And sociologic'ly he's sick!
>>7678858i'd probably a r63 pinkie, even though i'm a dude.is that so wrong?i'm sure he'd like it just as much as me.
>>7678859she's not a sexy adult? aww, interest droppedappreciate you checked though
>>7678830again>opinionsI think his newest stuff has been as funny and even funnier than when it startedIt's specially better when you are familiarized with Dan and his character
>>7678813Man I got no idea. I probably could.
>>7678877I AM SICKWe are sick we are sickWe are sick sick sickLike we're socialogically SICK!
>>7678882If that's wrong then I don't want to be right
>>7678853All the info you need to find it yourself is in the image.
>>7678882I consider myself straight as an arrow but I would any of the mlp cartoon stallions and let them me.If that clears things up for you.
>>7678882but that's regular pinkiethough r63 pinkie IS very handsome...
>>7678882If you have to ask if something is wrong, the answer is most likely yes
>>7678884I like the vacant stare on Sweets there
>>7678878I shall draw after I watch these.Wait, hasn't it been more than two week though, or was there a hiatus or two? Just curious is all.
>>7678837Possibly if it goes to the worse case.Rather than because they like the personalities of their crushes, it's more because they like the shape and implications.Then begins a horsefucking fetish.Like I said though, it won't always lead to that. Most crushes are due to falling in love with the character. Man, is it going to get aware when some of those cases come out though.
>>7678893these aren't ponies...
>>7678863But there's reason why it's a blot and not a sketch line, right?
>hasBROhasbro>BROnybrony.I JUST REALIZED THIS.
>>7678884The static poses really kill it for me.Good humor requires a collection of ideas coming together well.
>>7678884I find sweetie belle's reaction funny
>>7678893When I was younger, I was all about marie.But now I think I'd prefer May.
>>7678893None, they're not ponies
>>7678908There is no rhyme or reason why any of the tests are anything. You're only seeing the physical.
>>7678912She's just adorable
>>7678903>you'll never accidentally walk in on Celestia bathing in a river
>>7678893Which one is the best? The answer is always Lee
>fetishes from media targeted toward childrenSay Cheese and Die! gave me the worst boner ever, there's a part where some tomboyish girl forces the mc to smell her dirty socks and he pukes because they smell so bad. I had no idea what was happening, I started feeling dizzy and my heart was pounding like a drum. I swear those books were designed to give children lifelong fetishes.
>>7678885Who are you and can you draw me an AJ mech sometime?I may or may not be a Mechasexual.Also, Mele weapon! That reminds me, I did this a while back.
>>7678916Fuck you i think its funny
>>7678893The one that's a pony
>>7678910I think that's my main problem with his stuff.I like a lot of it, but it's kind of boring. There's zero abstraction or creativity.
>>7678926Ain't she just
>>7678919none of them. I would rather the nerdy ed than one of those loose whores.
Okay, if it hasn't leaked by now, then it's safe to assume it won't leak, right?
>>7678930Wrong, the answer is Me
>>7678929>she'll never turn you into a deer as a punishment
>>7678946Most likely. I'd give it another 15 minutes just to be sure, but by this point looks like we're leak-free this week.
>>7678933sheesh, Melee* can't into spelling tonight
>>7678882He'd be the top. Before you even knew anything was happening the two of you would suddenly be alone and he'd have you bent over the side of his bed, one of the display cases in Sugarcube Corner, a box in an alley, or something else. A giggle is the only warning you would have before he mounted you and made you his male mare.
>>7678937then fuck off back to /co/, faglord.
>>7678932Goosebumps seems to have been instrumental in the development of a lot of people our age's fetishes. Those books covered a lot of ground.I, for one, got huge and incredible kid-boners from Chicken, Chicken.I used to check that book out constantly.I read it again recently, and it's not as great as I remember.
>>7678926Especially how she roasts a marshmellow knowing the clubhouse is on fire
>>7678929>she greets you normally and asks what you need>you realize all ponies are naked all the time>you hold a normal conversation with herAnd Anon knew that somehow, he was going to be alrightThe End
>>7678944Not glorious Rolf. Step up!
>>7678956Don't do this to me man
>without that 3 week break, we would already be done with Season 3Where would we be, MLPG? Can we withstand another hiatus so soon?
>>7678909I'm a Hasbrony. Ponies and Transformers got me hooked, but I watch everything Hasbro-owned on the Hub, even that (amazingly not-bad) Clue miniseries.Everything except LPS, Strawberry Shortcake, and other shows for little girls.
>>7678926>scruffy mane and tailI doubt that's a she.
>>7678956would...would he at least lube me up first with his tongue? or some kind of frosting? he knows it wouldn't be and fun going in dry like that.
>>7678926>>7678943Sweetie Belle is cutest pony.
>>7678982he leaks sugary pre everywhere, running down his head and shaft
>>7678953>implying this would be a punishment>implying you wouldn't throw down like Bambi on their pony assesBecause it's your destiny to become the King of Everfree Forest
>>7678979The Hub is almost my favorite channel on TV right now. I love it so much, I hope it doesn't change like almost every other TV channel I've loved.
>>7678953>Get to have sex with pretty does.>Outside of the jurisdiction of an evil princess who turns people into deer.I fail to see the downside.
>>7678968Since you asked nicely
>>7678956>male mareWhatever happened to the guy who wrote those stories?
>>7678977after the first one mlpg didnt really change much from hiatusi
>>7678989>implying bambi was anything badassplz anon, don't do this to yourself. What if you were changed into a doe bodyyou can never grow large muscles or antlers but you cankeep your penis if you desire
>>7679001what kind of stories?
>>7679001A stallion passing themselves off as a mare, a mare passing themselves off as a stallion, or just a futamare?
Derailing threads with EE&E shit is something they used to do a lot in the piss.I guess MLPG stilll will fall for it
>>7679006Pony Sweetie's face is super squashed in that pic.
>>7679010a mare delivering the mail?
>>7679001I hope he got hit by a truck. The way the protagonist is treated in those stories makes me want to kill a horse.
>>7679015I think it's hiatuses
>>7678988so you're saying he'd poke and tease it for a little bit before pressing it against my sphincter, savoring the feeling of entering my body before he starts in earnest?would his soft pony hoof reach around to play with me? or would he lean back after fully inserting himself, letting me sit on his cock before he starts to bounce up and down?
>>7679011Back in my day we derailed threads with spiderman
>>7679005As badass as an animal can become in a Disney movie.Certainly that would translate into making you a big honcho in Equestria.
>>7679021How's the protag treated?
>>7678992The problem with this mindset is that it will change, simply by virtue of shows reaching completion. Shows you hate, shows you don't care about, even shows you love... will soon be swapped out for new material as the old one finishes. Some may carry on for a few more years, others may fade out almost immediately. But the Hub will change, even if by the smallest margin, piece by piece by piece. That's just the nature of entertainment, be it television, theater... anything, really.>>7679011It's our nature as a former extension of /co/. Some of us haven't forgotten our roots.I might be a little bit north of tipsy so please do forgive if these aren't exactly the most sensical of responses to these.
>>7678953>"'Punishment?' S' a funny way to say 'Improvement,' that is."
>>7679007>>7679010There were two stories called "Merely a Male Mare" or something like that on clopfic.heroku.Haven't updated in months, even before the site stopped working.
>>7679011What the fuck is EE&E?
Somebody stream bambi
>>7679017And of course, you'd have to fight off a random stag trying to mate with your favorite pony before you gain your crown
>>7679030Took a bullet and walked it off
>>7679030Hm.. I don't think so, but okay.. you didn't answer my question.. Would it be a punishment if you were suck as a delicate female bodied deer until celestia frees you again?
>>7679035>tfw it will never be the night of the were-ed again
>>7679040Ed Edd n' Eddy. Try to keep up.
>>7679040Ed Edd 'n Eddy
>>7679043>still no aladdin
>>7679040That acronym fucked with me the first time too.
>>7679039Sometimes my brain thinks it would be a good idea to write those kind of stories before I stop it.
>>7679055>>7679057OhWhy didn't I get that?
>>7679061>>7679039here you go:http://pastebin.com/7M0aJfh7
>>7678956I think he'd be a switch.He may be male now, but he's still Pinkie Pie. His greatest joy is making people happy. If having him bend you over and ravage your rear makes you happy, he'll be glad to do it. If doing the same to him makes you happy, by all means! It's all fun.
>>7679058>aladdin has no hooves
>>7679013I think AA said he wanted to experiment with squash and stretch when he was drawing that pic.
>>7678974His boundless energy and fierce conviction that hiss party rod is all it takes to instil happiness means he'd spend all night, and I do mean all night, fucking your steadily loosening ass without paying one lick of attention your aching, dripping shaft. When the sun finally rises you probably won't even remember that you have a dick, and attest the large, white puddle underneath you to the eager pink stallion that passed out on your back, still hilted, mere seconds ago.>>7678982Pinkie Pie is always lubed. He doesn't know how, but he doesn't know how he does lots of stuff.>>7679068Like you said: his greatest joy is making people happy. He's so good at it that the moment he tops you you won't be able to think of anything else.
>>7679058Best i can do http://m.youtube.com/index?&desktop_uri=%2F
>>7679065I can't say. It late where you are?
>>7679035Turner Classic Movies hasn't changed.That's why it's still my favorite.
no one told me AJ was in this episode
>>7679068why is it that happy sex like this makes me so goddam horny.so unfettered with his sexuality. i hope all the other ponies wouldn't make a big deal out of me and him
>>7679053I would make the best of things.
>>7679024You know you love it
>>7679084No, but it's pretty early and I didn't have my coffee yetthat could be it
>>7679062You post that like it's a bad thing.
>>7679062I just wish they could get the rights to the original MLP TV movie with Sandy Duncan, without the later edits such as removing the Moochick's song.
>>7679082Jesus dude, I don't want to masturbate right after waking up.
So if Pinkie Pie's happy because I'm happy, and I'm happy because he's happy, where does that leave us?
>>7679105I always masturbate right after waking up.
>>7679068so he'd let me suck his cock and fondle his heavy balls whenever I wanted?
>>7679018>she scoots closer to you while trying to act like she's not>despite the sound of her hooves on the floor and her body hitting the ground when she sits down againclipclopclopclupthump!clipclopclopclupthump!clipclopclopclupthump!>when you look over at her, she gives you that innocent smile
>>7679062So what if you dont like the movie, who cares
>>7679095I didn't read any of the synopses for any of the episodes this season
>>7679119>fan of the fandom
>>7679093Did i deny it?
>>7679119lol. Life is so hard.
>>7679110>that feel when no horsecock and cum-stuffed balls to knead and play with
>>7679119Who is that and why should I care about his opinion?
>>7679091would you allow a stag to defend you during the day and mount you at night? Would you take his stag cock into your new delicate doe body? Or would you go to the ponies and seek shelter there from the hungry cocks?only to be 'sampled' by the mares while under their protection.
>>7679119>twiceBaby Cakes and A Bird in the Hoof?
>>7679053Of course it'd be a punishment. The best part about being a deer would be the antlers. Gotta be a stag to get those though
>>7679119>searching tumblr for opinions to post hereFuck you.
>>7679131You have officially been promoted from "anon" to "this guy"
Pinkie Stallion wouldn't even cuddle you afterwards
>>7679147ignore it, minimize it, filter itwe know who's doing it now
>>7679109I always masturbate right before waking up.
>>7679143The second one, of course.As long as I still had my mind, I'd want to live with my pony friends. And I wouldn't mind their "attention" if that's the way things happened.
>>7679038Shut up you smug little shit - you still haven't even lost your spots yet!
>>7679162That is a fallacy of the highest degree.
>>7679144AND the Stare Master.So four times with the new episode.
Rarity is a slut.
>>7679119So the faget has no clue it will have the CMC and the mane6's pets along within the Spike epsiode?This will most likely be the best episode this season for me.
Why do I love Twilestia so much?
>>7679178Better than them recycling "Fluttershy is shy but she tries to overcome it."
>>7679144Bird In The Hoof is the only one I have a hard time watching, because I once exercised on my home gym while watching it, and it wasn't any fun before Twilight showed up
>>7679184>expecting a brony to look any deeper into the show than where he's told to lookFuck him - let him miss out.
>>7679191I don't think it's going to be shitty, I was just saying.
>>7679184That doesn't make it much better.
>>7679178But Stare Master is interesting because the antagonists are speech-capable!
>>7679206I wasn't criticizing.Stare Master is probably one of my top ten favorites.
>>7679190I don't know, Bri-sta, but some of your recent stories freak me out.
>>7679119This episode is because they want us to get used to the idea of pets as protags, so that way some more people will more over to the Littlest Pet shop during the break.
>>7679205>you will never supply him with enough dick to satisfy his deep needs
>>7679205HAHA, DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS.
>>7679184I didn't know the CMC even had pets.. >that feel when there will be no phoenix hatchling as spikes pet
>>7679234Tell me something i don't already know.
>>7679203Any episode with Sweetie Belle and/or Gummy makes it better.
Who has a better plot armor?Twlight or Deathstroke's ponytail
This is all your fault
>>7679225I've got to say, I just can't get into Littlest Pet Shop. I've ended up loving every other new cartoon the General plugged.I love Dan Vs. I love Gravity Falls. I really hate Littlest Pet Shop.
>>7679230You are now officially "that guy"
>>7679225>most of you don't realize that this isn't as crazy as it sounds
>>7679246We didn't plug LPS thoughMost people think it's terrible
>>7679237we will never see the phoenix hatchling again.
>>7679249You are now officially "that guy"
>>7679254It IS terrible. The design is horrific and the animation is an abomination.