BLESS THE NIGHT EditionOnce upon a time: >>7559423
SO which humanized futa mainsix has the all around best cock?
>>7564456now youre speaking my language
>>7564466>r63 Rarity going against the teachings of the father of modern Philosophy
>>7564482You know, Applejack never really showed an affinity towards apples over any other fruit or vegetable.I mean sure it's in their family and they probably sell the best, but she grows other crops just the same.
>>7564466>Elusive.>Using such crass language.
>>7564476>humanizedIt's tough. Humanized means a droopy foreskin, but anthro means a fat horsecock. And pone gets you a hot, winking marecunt to stuff.
>>7564513>shit fandom name
>>7564476AJ, obviously.It'd be thick and smooth, maybe some freckles.I imagine it would droop a bit even when fully erect. And it would be nice and sweaty from being stuffed into those jeans all day while she works.
>>7564505God damn itwhy does this make me laugh every time
>>7564530is she okay?
>>7564506Nigga, she's always eating Apple products, baking apple shit, talking in apple metaphors, listening to the spirits of the apple trees, sewing apple designs on everything...
>>7564540You have no idea how big my smile is from seeing that filename. <3
>>7564554I agreeBut has she ever said that she loves apples?
>>7564549Other then a piercing headache she should be fine.
Thsi thred needs to be abokut 13% colder
>>7564565She eats what she likes
>>7564565has she said she loves anything?is she capable of love?
>>7564565>arrive in equestria>meet Applejack>just babble "apples apples apples" endlessly
are we night thread yet?
>>7564586I'm afraid these puns go in one ear and out the other
>>7564544I'm taking a humanities course in uni covering the modern world, I already know that his portrait is going to appear during the next lecture and I know that I'm going to make an ass of myself
>>7564565You know, I'm not sure.Time to rewatch apple horse episodes.
name your favorite steam chat contributor
>>7564513>implying that's not Evil Poneley
>>7564629stram or synchtube
>>7564615I always want to take a stab at them but I just don't think my wit's sharp enough.
>>7564645>>7564666It gets progressively stupid.
>>7564630None.They're pretty terrible honestly.
>>7564435Why do you keep on posting thisits stupid
>>7564641It's very pointed humor, tough to pin down.
>>7564630Jr, he's pretty cool
>>7564692This is bait
>>7564687what the FUCK
>>7564554>listening to the spirits of the apple trees>I pray to the apple spirits, they rarely answer.
>>7564710There's someone jerkin it to this right now.
>>7564694Sometimes I feel like you guys should cushion it a bit.
>>7564728don't tell me how to live my fucking live anon
>>7564710>Hulkshe looks like gargoyle
>All these pin puns.Guys stop...You are giving me bad ideas about Pinkie and nails.Something hellraiser ish.
>>7564728I like the idea of Fluttershy being turned into an unstoppable green muscular rape monster, but these pictures are like impossibly stupid.
>>7564710>wingpower of 9001dropped to the very core of the earth
>>7564710>ROLL QUADS TO DESTROY ULTRA-GIGA-TERA FLUTTERSMASH
>>7564710>Jolly Green Hulkershy
>>7564764>They are about to rape Princess Bitch, but they realize she is female the last second.
>>7564747Alright anon, I get the point
>>7564747Just trying to hammer the point home.
Any of you guys see that new Pinkie flash? I thought it was really good.
Fluttershy's smelly feets
Dammit /co/, thanks for reminding me this movie existed.
>>7564807What is Pinkie looking at?
>>7564806That is Macro Hyper.
>>7564805I can't decide which human would have the bigger feet, Flutters or AJ.
>>7564801I thought it was going to be a full point and click adventure, but it seems I was mis-sled
>>7564824She looks like she's staring at Twilight Sparkle. Why would she do that?
>>7564791>they call friends for help
>>7564807why do you like apple pone so muchits rubbing off on me and I don't know how to feel
>>7564801I actually thought it was pretty cuteThe way she boops you with her nose before you entered herThey way she vigorously licks you as you ram in into her over and overcute
>>7564806She got turned into a giant milky Minotaur.
>>7564565>has she ever said that she loves apples?she always asks other people about their feelings towards apples>howdya like them apples?
>>7564807>you will never make Applejack smile like thatIt is the worst feel.
>>7564823I remember when they'd get posted in MLPG occasionally.Stream it?
>>7564801Never heard of it.
>>7564843>Apple Pony is rubbing off on youunf
>want to write greentext about twilight hugging anon and feeling all of her social anxiety melt away>can't for the life of me figure out any way to do itI'm part of the problem.also hips.
>>7564795>>7564798Too late, I may just do it.Fun fact: super glue chips right off the mini figures.I may have been thinking about this after the pinhead thing...
>>7564832Definitely Fluttershy.But AJ's would never be clean.
>>7564845The little shift she does when she realizes its you is so damn cute. I liked it better than Pokehidden's Pinkie scene.
>>7564843What's not to like?
>>7564843>apple pone... rubbing off on me
>>7564843She's a good pony to like. It's okay to like her, Mew.
diamond dog butts
>>7564857I wish I could on this laptop but, laptop.Lemme see if it's on youtube.
>>7564687WHAT IS THAT?
>>7564879It was miles better even though it was an emulationBut I guess that happens sometimes
>>7564880>oddly placed tail is too high
>>7564806Because Fluttershy is both the ideal waifu for lonely sentimental idiots and the perfect fetish object for sociopathic idiots. Faust really knocked it out of the park with this coming up with this one. I thought she was a feminist.
>>7564880She's too orange
>>7564880I love anon's reaction
>>7564875Where did that bra come from?
>>7564872I think I'd pick Flutters, simply because she'd be embarrassed about it and it would be fun to rub and kiss them while she shuddered and stuff.
>>7564801It was so cute it made me wish Pokehidden was a better artist.
>>7564860Here. It's really good. http://swfchan.org/1851/wrapped_in_pink.swf.html
>>7564919Why on earth would you post a picture of Fluttershy?
>>7564832human Fluttershy's got a big everything
>>7564929Clearly this is a separate incident.
>>7564880>texanon>japanesedidn't know you're a weaboo
>>7564960A big bush?
>>7564960And Dash would have small, petite feetLike a size 6
>>7564801>40.47 MiB>For a 1 minute flashThat's the best part about itI've never seen anything so amazing
>>7564951>swfchanWHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG
>>7564976Oh, fuck yes.Spreading from her upper thighs to her belly button.
which pony would take a last chance power drive
>>7564976>big bushi have been summoned again
>>7564985Yeah, I imagine Dash to be the smallest human.
>>7564880No! Just no stop! Fuck. My pants are now tighter.
>>7565005I love you, anon
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HVKtL9VU8rQwhich pony is most likely to wallow in self pity in a run down bar while listening to piano music?
>>7565020Draw Princess Bitch with a big bush, GG
>>7565005She's a ball of hair
>>7565028oh yeah suck it you yellow bitch
>>7565020GG pls draw Ona
>>7565020new experiment time?
>>7564951>She boops it
>>7564880n-nothing i-i you have nice hips
>>7565034I don't think I count as a pony, but that's my answer.
>>7565040>>7565058butbut those aren't ponies
>>7565100Draw the CMC hiding in a large bush. That fulfills both requirements.
>>7565081>You will never sniff her socks.
>>7565081Who is the artist? I'm not even into feet and I think this guy is great.
>>7564960Playing off the irony of being big in stature but small emotionally. Cute.
Of the Mane 6, two ponies wax/shave, two ponies trim, and two ponies have natural bushes.What's your headcanon?
>>7565087I usually use that gif for negative things, did you not like it?
>>7565100Do it on the sub then, geez
>>7565129Heireku-someshit long ass name I can't even bother to remember.
>>7565081the pic where she takes her socks off and is just reclining back is, unf, it's so good>>7565129Haiku or somehthin
So how'd everyone like the latest episode?
>>7564880cropped and saved
>>7565140Ponies don't have genitals
>>7565140Pinkie and Rarity wax, Dash and Twilight shave, AJ and FS are natural Easy
>>7565140>BushFlutters, AJ>WaxDash, Rarity>TrimTwilight, Pinkie.
>>7565172Nor do they need them to have bushes
>>7565140Flutter/AJ = bushPonk/Twi = trimRarara/Dosh = shave
All of you are now bronies. What do?
>>7565167discords turn was a bit rushed, but otherwise i liked it
>>7565185>>7565198What these folks said.
>>7565183Pinkie can't wax, anon.I want to enjoy her ample pink bush. ;_;
>>7565201Resign myself to my 20% Dashier WeLoveFine tee and oversized bag, then slip on my fedora and practice reciting memes in front of the mirror.
>>7565201I'm apparently already a brony because my favorite pony is Fluttershy. So nothing.
>>7565183>>7565185>>7565198But Twilight's a nerd, nerds never shave.
>>7564866>Spending all day in the library, praying no ponies stop by to check out books (they almost never do, but still)>Dole out chores and errands to Spike, hoping he'll come up with something to do outside (maybe I can get him to bother Rarity for a while)>Check the calendar again, making sure my report to Celestia isn't late (I don't even have anything to report, and she certainly doesn't need another meta report. Maybe it's time for a meta-meta report)>Hear the door, try to ignore the the fact that the blood in my veins has nonliterally turned to ice (maybe I could timestop the visitor? I knew I should have paid more attention when I was digging through Starswirl's wing)>Wait, that's not the clip-clop-clip-clop of hooves!>Peek over bedroom ledge, it's anon!>Dash/teleport/tacklehug the friendly human>Try to sort out the right way to express my excitement, can't find the words so I just sort of nuzzle him furiously>Manage to catch the bag he dropped, levitate it where he can grab it as he picks himself up and dusts himself off
>>7565167Opinions are divided.I thought it was the best of the season as did others while some thought it was terrible
>>7565201Collect autism $ and lose my sense of shame.
>>7565201Gain 100 pounds and throw away my razorsalso divy up the rest of my savings for pony merch and fedoras
>>7565185>>7565198>thinking dash would shave anything let alone her genitals
Would you have a cuddle threesome with your favorite ship?What about sexually?
>>7564441Fuck wish I could color like this.
>>7565225The guy said only TWO have full bushes.Without this restriction, I'd say that Flutters, AJ, and Twilight all don't shave.
>>7565167worst episode since the premiere
>>7565225Femones do.Dash gets her whole body waxed for muh aerodynamics.
>>7565135Fluttershy is best human.
>>7565225She goes by the book in how to be attractive. She'll shave but waxing hurts too much for her.
*snuggles into thread*heyits meeri
>>7565140Dash shaves to reduce drag
And then I don't post a pic.
>>7565253>not shaving everything so she can go fastI'm surprise she hasn't tried to shave off her coat, but maybe it actually helps her be more aerodynamic
>>7565201Kill myself immediately
>>7565236I'll be in my bunk
>>7565253Wind resistance, anon.Wind resistance.
>>7565262I don't know why watermarking something that's just a direct show rips bothers me so much, but it doeshave this
>>7565287TOO BIoh wait
>>7565256You bet your dick I would.
>>7565268Best human and best pony
>>7565253Swimmers/Sprinters usually shave everything to GO FAST.
>>7565240Wear fedoras on top of fedoras. You can never have enough fedoras.
>>7565287WHERE ARE MY WINGHUGS
>>7565302i'll take it, but i'm not paying for it
wwhat is happening in this thread
>>7565287Damn fine work son, damn fine work.
>>7565140twilight shavesrarity shavesfluttershy trimsrbd trimsapplejack has a bushpinkie pie has a bush
>>7565256I would be the meant in a Fluttershy & Dash sandwich.They are my least favorite ponies, but my favorite ship.
>>7565317Then obviously she would shave herself bald for any flying competitionsyet that never happens
>>7565339it's my gift to you, use it freely
>>7565140Dash waxes>Muh aerodynamicsFluttershy waxes>Muh DashTwily trims>She can't be bothered waxing for no-oneRarity trims>She's remembers when girls had a bit in the centerfolds>AJ is natural because she's not one for aesthetics>Ponk thinks her bush is cute and fun
>>7565258coloring is hard
>package tracking hasn't updated in 5 daysYOU CUNT WHERE ARE YOU
>>7565364pose with a bottle of bleach?that's prettyedgy
>>7565371Pinkie's bush would indeed be cute and fun.
>>7565268>posting the clean version>not the superior wip version
>>7565337>want to draw ponies giving hugs with their forelegs and wings at the same time>can't draw poneI've been wanting to do this for so long, MLPG, but I just can't do it.I have failed you and I have failed myself.
>>7565396This is how Corwin is going to draw in one year.
>>7565396JESUS CHRISTI SURE FUCKING HOPE I WON'T
>>7565388>Order package from China>Comes with tracking>Like everything from China the tracking doesn't workFUCK
Would you eat your favorite pony's food
>>7565396>SS+GOMADnot even once
>>7565360Maybe she would wear something similar to a swim cap.
>>7565371>Fluttershy waxingHaha no
>>7565396My penis! Oh shit my penis! Why do I like this I hate muscle women!
>>7565434Sure would.I'd even learn to like Apple pie for her.
>>7565388>package delivered the 19th while I was at work>not at mailbox>not at doorWHERE IS IT THEN? THE SIXTH DIMENSION?
>>7563858Rei draw some erotic with Chrysalis.
>>7565360There is an obvious aesthetic going on with ponies. The wonder bolts wear skin tight suits yet let their mane s flow freely
>>7565435>not being fat n proud>2014
>>7565459>spitfire is GOD
>>7565426post the rest of the pic
>>7565337I love this picture so much
>>7565426>that feel when not sure if you'd rather be that Spike or this Trixie
>In certain districts around the U.S., it was found that around 108% of voters came out to vote for and support Obama.
>>7565468Well, they're not entirely focused on just going fast.They probably are allowed to keep them.
>>7565236unf x1000where is msob?
>>7565490POST THE REST OF THAT PIC!
>>7565423I sure hope so.
Twilight wouldn't even think about shaving.>asian stereotypic nerd
Good morning MLPG
>>7565435somebody explain this picture
>>7565470>being fat>2013guys pls
>>7565451>lol i took ur package Timothy
>>7565509Or someone scanned it wrong LET ME HOLD ON TO MY DELUSIONS GOD DAMN YOU.
>>7565496but going fast is all they do
which horse loves the taste of human semen most
>>7565490>You will never be this conductor>You will never lose control of your mantrain
>>7565542the one that likes salt
>>7565451>check item shipping>turns out the item ships with the huge ass logos on the boxWHY would I want anyone to see what i'm buying. Thats asking for it to get stolen.
>>7565508You don't want that anon
>>7565544huhI could have sworn that dick was coming from Rarity, not Spike.
>>7565541They also perform as entertainers, and nobody wants to see a bunch of bald pones do tricks.
>>7565558People gay for gay ponies.
>>7565522Jesus FUCK, Luna.You scared the shit out of me.C-can I rub your wings?
>>7565558>you will never be gangbanged
>>7565558Why is Brae such a faggot
>>7565287>>7565287>>7565287>>7565287FINISH IT BASTARDI beg you
Twilight:Decent amount of dark pubic hair. Not super fuzzy or thick, but definitely hairy. Doesn't shave. No need. She's never even had a boyfriend.Pinkie:Trims up. Maybe just a triangle. Quite a bush, but under control.Fluttershy: Never shaves, but doesn't naturally have a lot of pubic hair. Downy and sparse.Rarity: Full on Brazillian every week.AJ: Biggest bush. Never messes with it. Lots of pubes, very fuzzy and spread out.Dash: Lightning bolt!
>>7565559So all ponies would suck you dry?
>>7565566>ANDROPENIS PENIS EXTENDER
>>7565526>that picI pray to god I never encounter this during my EMS yearsReminds me of this toxic ladyhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gloria_Ramirez
>>7565589I remembered it that way too.Huh.
>>7565525GOMAD = gallon of milk all dayIt's a weight gaining program.SS is a weightlifting program designed for muscle over looks.
Which pone would provide the most warmth on a cold winter night?
>>7565669Ignoring the obvious answer of Celestia, I'd go with this one
>>7565669Pinkie Pie.None of the others are as snuggly
>>7565669Physical warmth? Probably Celestia.Emotional warmth? The pony you love, and who loves you back.
>>7565669The one you love the most.
>>7565621http://skeptoid.com/episodes/4291This guy says it was basically a form of mass hysteria
>>7565695AJ would feel really awkward if somebody tried to snuggle her."Uh... what the hay are you up to, sugar cube?"
>>7565669FluttershyAll that hair is mad cuddly
>>7565621People are disgusting
>>7565712Psychosomatic only explains so much, doesn't it?
>>7565669Twilight you dumbasses?She can light herself on fire?
>>7565621>posted the fat story picture>see this>actually live in Riverside, CAGod fucking damnit
>>7565602>Pinkie>under control anythingShe probably puts curlers and shit in it before she goes to sleep
>>7565713Not if you were already close with her or in a relationship.
>>7565713Trying to rub my dick against your ass, go back to sleep
>>7565722eww get that tiny little butt away from me!
I wonder what luna would say if she saw MLPG dreams.>dreamt last night I was fucking Celestia while feeding mayo out of the bottle into her mouth.
>>7565748FINE ANON, FINE.PINKIE'S GOT A WILD PINK BUSH, LIKE A CLOWN WIG ON HER VAGINA. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I'D GOBBLE IT UP.ARE YOU HAPPY?
>>7565748You kidding, Pinkie is as smooth and bare as the day she was bornIt adds to her innocent demeanor
>>7565756The downside is that she kills you if you use her inside with the windows closed.
>>7565649I am turned on a chick would do that to herself
>>7565774YOU WANNA GO
>>7565742Go to the hospital and ask about GloriaC'mon, it'll be fun.
>>7565754Even then she wouldn't be comfortable about it until you were married. And even then she'd be embarrassed if you went for a snuggle while there were other ponies around.
>>7565776did you cum
>>7565776That's strangely arousing.
>>7565774YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT!?
>>7565776>So you really spend all day posting on this silly message board, then you dream about posting on it too?
>>7565595I literally just sighed out loud at that realization. Shit's depressing.
>>7565812>having dreams about MLPGoh god why do I know this feel
which pony is most likely to dance herself around equestira MLPG?https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
>>7565784FINE ANON, FINE.PINKIE IS SMOOTH AND SHINY DOWN THERE, LIKE A FUCKING LITTLE GIRL. I DON'T GIVE A FUCK, I'D GOBBLE IT UP.ARE YOU HAPPY?
>>7565669ON A COLD WINTER MORNING
>>7565816>smacking your cock on her faceI can think of about 1000 things to do with my penis that are more pleasurable than that
>>7565827>frequent MLPG dreams>only one pony dream ever
>>7565722Fuck that. Loose hair when you are snuggling sucks. It gets all over the place, in your eyes, in your mouth, no way.AJ would be much better suited with her hair bundled, that way you can throw it over her shoulder in one big wad and get back to the snuggling.
>>7565621RAMIREZ, POISON THOSE PEOPLE WITH YOUR BODY
>>7565712>Livermore Labs postulated that Ramirez had been using dimethyl sulfoxide (DMSO), a solvent, as a home remedy for pain. Users of this substance report that it has a garlic-like taste. The Livermore scientists theorized that the DMSO in Ramirez's system might have built up, due to urinary blockage. Oxygen administered by the paramedics would have combined with the DMSO to form dimethyl sulfone (DMSO2). DMSO2 is known to crystallize at room temperature, and crystals were observed in some of Ramirez's drawn blood. Electric shocks administered during emergency defibrillation could have then converted the DMSO2 into dimethyl sulfate (DMSO4), a powerful poisonous gas, exposure to which could have caused the reported symptoms of the emergency room staff.I dunno...
>>7565713>>7565754>>7565800>cuddle up to AJ>Her taut muscles relaxing as she melts into, nestling her head against your shoulder.>barely hear her call you her "darlin'">you teasingly call her sugarcube, giving her a small kiss as you enjoy each other company
>>7565853I've only had one pone dream also.Was gathering rupees with Link and Rarity.Pretty cash
>>7565776>>7565812>>7565827>why do I know this feelyou and me both anonyou and me bothI never asked for this feel
>>7565863She turned her body into a weapon.
>>7565842The un-ban machine.
I want to scoop Apple Bloom up in my arms, look deeply into her eyes, and whisper into her ear, "Helicopter time!"Then I would spin her in the air until we both got dizzy and fell down.
>>7565774Ya like fat butts?
>>7565867Bottom left panel is kawii~
>>7565812>>So you really spend all day posting on this silly message board, then you dream about posting on it too?>>7565884>>...yesliving the dream anon, living the dream
We know that pones are attractive to humans, but would humans be attractive to pones?
I want to put a pony on my head like a hat.
>>7565906I want to grind up some xanax in her drink and make her feel carefree and silly, and more likely to suck my dick
Would you give Celestia a sound brushing all over her coat?
>>7565918What qualities do ponies find attractive?
>>7565824Asus, TP-Link or Cisco are the only optionsI'm seriousEverything else is rubbishMake sure it's DD-WRT compatible
>>7565918That's a good question. Have you asked a pony?
>>7565932>I want to grind up some xanax in her drink and make her feel carefree and silly, and more likely to suck my dickThere are better ponies to drug, mind-control, bimboify, and daze than Applebloom, anon.
>>7565917>living the dream anon, living the dreamthat's not supposed to be such a depressing phrase anonstop it
>>7565863yeah I seriously doubt this explanationhysteria is a much better explanation
>>7563930>>7564317Hey, what's this?
>>7565960What about netgear?
>>7565956big, fat, veiny cocks and massive balls full of thick cum
>>7565956not being too silly, too uptight, too tall, too short, too flashy, too splashy, too smelly, or too strangely obsessed with jelly
>>7565527>not animatedanyone else get angry at this
>>7565999Don't forget not being too old or too young.
>>7565983That face in the third panel is so cute. :3
>>7565999I'm all of these things. Great
>>7565999>ponies are all small>only manlets would be attractive in EquestriaI never should have mocked them!
Wait, hold up. Three episodes left? Wasn't there a Celestia/Luna episode slated for this season?
>>7565983I wish they would take cards...
>>7565983Is the last panel like an anti joke or am I slow
i have no friends
Someone wanted Lyra. I give them Lyra struggling to chew on a big hamburger bun.
>>7565867>Rainbow Dash acting like Tamaki from OuranWhy does this fit so well?
Do pone like cheese platters?
>>7566039That's what we'd call a subversion.
>>7565918i'd like to see a pony's fanart of humans
>>7566046I have one friend, but there's some kind of substance involved every time we do something, that's kind of what our friendship revolves around
>>7566055I don't think that's a hamburger bun at all!Also, why is her mane pink
What does it mean to release ones mortal coil?
>>7566073Is not very good.
>>7566028maybe the finale wont be a 2 parter?
>>7566055and here's pinkie eating a rare cave penis
>>7565983draw cleaner please
>>7566039You're slow.Though it also would have been funny if she acted surprised, then disappointed.
>>7566085to be released from the mortal coil means to die
>>7566083I have problems distinguishing colors when they're highly-contrasted. I'm sorry.
>>7566075>Rows of sharp, shark like teeth.>Thorned dicks.>Look of murder and death in their tiny, black eyes.
>>7565396thank the goddesses.
>>7566055Lyra can show you some tongue action that'll have you moaning like a girl
>>7566089>>7566028>>7566042http://www.mlponies.com/forums/viewtopic.php?f=2&t=1488>- McCarthy strongly hinted at a Celestia/Luna "history" episode at New York Comic Con; grain of salt, etc
>>7566089Pretty sure that's already been confirmed.
>>7566109No worries, it's still a nice picture
>>7566028We already got one you big silly.
>>7566087I never claimed to be good at this.
>>7566113Lyra please. That's not canon.
>>7566126The question is now: will we get season 3 part 2 or a brand new season?
>>7566134I think is good, better than le sex joke.
>>7566091>Andrea eats Tabitha
I really want to smack applehorse's ass.
>>7566089It won't already confirmed per Larson on Twitter
>>7566152yeah cuz that's a serious question
>>7566124Which Bonbon are you talking to?
>>7566162I really want Celestia to sit on me
>>7566126oh, it was a rumor. I hope they put a Celestia/Luna episode in season 4. A duet at the end of such an episode would be the best thing since At The Gala.
>>7566073>That's what we'd call a subversion.What do you call it when you expect a subversion, so playing it straight becomes the subversion?
>>7566187What if she laughed at your tiny penis and called you degrading names?
>>7566187I want to give her neck a hug and stroke her pretty wings
>>7566159>Art-Anon>Sex jokes.Physically impossible.
>>7565973>that's not supposed to be such a depressing phrase anonit wasn't meant to beI swearI'm sorry anon ;_;
>>7566162I really want to settle down with Applejack and start a family.
I want bonbon to call me names while not realizing just how close she's getting.
Do any of you kids these days even know what Windows 98 was?
>>7566204I'd prefer if she didn't, but she is a Princess so she can if she wants>>7566206that would be nice too
>>7566229What if you were expecting them to play it straight thinking that want you to expect them NOT playing straight, so they decide to go with the subversion?
>>7566159>>7566213But it is a sex joke. Just because the punchline is "it's actually not sex" doesn't stop it from being a sex joke.
>>7566217Silly anon, you can't have a family with ponies.
>>7566162>>7566187>>7566217I really want to ziggah zig ah
>>7566256You've never tried.
>>7566256>not making horrific centaur babies
>>7566054They're overpriced and horrifically unstableAsus have good features and pretty great open source supportTP-Link are cheap as chips but still good with decent open source supportCisco have pretty meh open source and their consumer line is pretty mediocre for the price but they're still excellent routers
>>7566217I would ejaculate deep inside Applehorse, her body wracked by mindblowing pleasure as we conceive our child in the missionary position
>>7566256How do you know?
>>7566256But they have magic. There's gotta be SOME way
>>7566280>missionaryYou sick motherfucker.
>>7566229YOU JUST SAID THE SECRET WORD!
>>7566195>Discord was the reason Luna ultimately fell.>He has to 'narrate' the story, it covers his old rule, his eventual fall, and etc.>Never once does he acknowledge that it may have been a dick move to 'open' Luna's eyes to her loneliness.
>>7566280>not wanting to cum deep inside femanon
>>7566250That's like a double negative, they cancel out and it just becomes a subversion and some asshole thinking way too deeply into it.
>>7566256I know, Tex, and it's just tearing me apart inside. ;_;
>>7566233fuck yeah, Windows 98 and Magic School Bus games was my childhood
>>7566292I know you, anon.
>>7566311I prefer winking mare vagina to Arby's roast beef sandwich human vagina
>>7566303Perfect example of a double subversion
>>7566316>Look at that nigga being pone-like
>>7566320>>7566233My Niggas. Magic School Bus games were the best.
>>7566303>They just keep fucking.
>>7566320Chip's Challenge was the shit
>>7566348Of course, it's Pinkie.Don't know how Pokey would react though.
3DS drawanon here.I want to draw pone.Please give me ideas before I go to bed.
>>7566311>go to equestria>marry a human anywayThat's irony.
>>7566333yeah Rainbow Dash doesn't like Arby's either.Apparently she want to FARM food like a MUDPONY
>>7566348she feels a funny tingling sensation down below, frozen in place, transfixed by the spectacle unfolding in front of her
>>7566348They just want to give Twily a little sister or brother
>>7566337>I like your art>nuh uhhh, it's so bad~>fuck it then, your art sucks
I really want to curl up and take a nap with Celestia on a grassy hill during a beautiful summer day.
>>7566233Never used 98 on my own computerIt was a trainwreckI used 95 until SE came out>Not having a 386 and a 486
>>7566366He can react all he wants, she has her legs locked around him.>"Hey Twilight, you should try this!"
one layer scribble warm-up thingyblame tex for applepone
>>7566386That's not Twily's parents. That's Pinkie and Pokey. Isn't it?
>>7566395That is an acceptable pass-time. But where will she find space in her busy schedule of ruling Equestria?
>>7566280Same. Though I want to do it with Flutterhorse.
>>7566092This is just a roughing-out I threw down fast. Sorry if it's a bit messy.
>>7566416>blame tex for applepone>tfw artists know the glory that is applehips
>>7566406>"I don't know. It doesn't seem very scientific."
>>7566384Robert Jordan, pls. You're dead now. Pls.
I want to turn fluttershy into panties and wear her around
>>7566395What do you think her mane smells like?And does she finally relax around you and let you in?
Starswirl was never a pony but a human all along. The ponies never got a good look at him behind the beard and the robes, and he had children eventually so they just assumed he was a unicorn.All his research was geared towards finding a way to finding a way to have kids with the only pony he'd fallen in love with.
>>7566418oh yeah it is. i only really noticed the mane and color of the stallion.
>>7566419She puts those responsiblities on Luna
>>7566416>blame texDon't you mean thank ?Looks good though, great job!
>>7566027The fact that they are small is the only thing that would allow for us to compete with their equine manhoods.
>>7566451What the fu- why am I turned on by this?
>>7566368Zecora's tea time deluxe
>be me>/mlp/ is boring tonight>5 boring generals taking up page 0>well fuck, I've only been to ponychan 1 other time, let's try it out>people talking about relevant things instead of shitty generals on /mlp/besides role play and other autistic things, what's so bad about ponychan? It didn't look too bad. Then again, it could differ greatly between night and day.
>>7566318>pony will never tear apart your insides with it's pony penis and then magically repair you
>>7566368Octavia cum inflation
>>7566459>All his research was geared towards finding a way to finding a way to have kids with the only pony he'd fallen in love with.WHICH EXPLAINS WHY HIS MAGIC HAD TO DO WITH AMNIOTIC STUFF
>>7566204And then pulled out her magnificent cock while still siting on you, berating your tiny dick and stoking hers to full length
>>7566485Try episode day, for once.
>>7566462>the heroku will never update again>fucking faggots who can't ignore things they don't like killed it
>>7566451I'd turn her into a jizz rag
>>7566451Would Fluttershy make comfy panties, or would she be nervous and awkward, resulting in her squirming too much all day?Or would it feel good with her squirming around?
>>7566477I don't know, does this turn you on as well?
>>7566507C-Can I jam my dickIn her dick?
>>7566515>Fluttershy cockslavemy fetish
>>7566459How big would his robes and beard have to be for nobody to notice?
>>7566485>>be meheystop that
>>7566507Gross, I'll fuck a horse but I ain't no faggot
>>7566485it's a popularity contest
>>7566485It's dead Jim.Also you can't post there if you haven't in the past 2 years. Unless they took that out.And if any mods are left they're totalitarian.
>>7566530I want to rut that mare
>>7566516A little of both, she would also be very very warm
Hey guys..../mlp/ is doing a documental, and it's basically recruiting all generals.It's going to have the real history of how the fandom began.. (/co/)I know you guys aren't much fond of outside /mlp/, but if you were in the inception of the fandom, you could help us explaining us how exactly it happened..>>7556052>>7556052>>7556052Thanks for your help.
I want to cuddle the purple one.
>>7566508Okay, I will check it out on the next episode day. I will then make my judgement.
>>7566530I'd rev up her harley.
>>7566507At least I get to touch it, right?
>>7566548Fuck that shit, you keep your bronies away from MLPG
>>7566490>Implying bug pone wouldn't do that>Implying they wouldn't lay eggs in your butt>Implying that the hatched eggs wouldn't secrete a anesthetic>Implying the little bugpones wouldn't burrow their way out of your stomach to your horror>Implying the last one out wouldn't seal you up with magical healing goo. Good as new
>>7566548WE HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH ITWE WERE ON VACATIONYOU'RE WAIFU IS SHIT
>>7566548your plan is hilariously retardedI wish you the best of luck
>>7566459>Starswirl: "I put on my robe and wizards hat..."
>>7566552>>7566530I would pound her with all my might, after a hard day of training, her entire body soaked with sweat
>>7566556>not being autistic
>>7566548grumble grumblekids these daysback in my days we didn't need no documentaryrazzlemucking kidsjust doing what they please
>>7566548Is this really necessary? Really?
>>7566538>not answering the concerned individual's questionthat's cold...
>>7566526That sounds silly.
>>7566563>that's my butt!
>>7566530Where's the dick?
>>7566574/mlp/ersons aren't bronies.Just saying.
>>7566213>AA>anything sexualI don't think ti is possible at all. It would be worse than Nasse
>>7566548How could this go wrong?I saw we give it a go, gentlemen!
>>7566612Like hell they aren't.
>>7566451I would put her on and then work out so I got nice and sweaty
>>7566587>not putting your dick in her while her suit wraps your penis
>>7566612Eat shit either way
>>7566623Would you fart in her?
>>7566543I posted there the other day and I've never posted before.
>>7566563is she going to be ok?
>>7566628Sure, she is after all my panties
>>7566577YOUR WAIFU IS A SLUT
Do the mares in Ponyville masturbate, or is there a free love attitude toward sex so they get as much stallion cock as they want every day?
>>7566629girls do not fart but I will queef in her, often
>>7566548>SOME DUDES LIKED A TV SHOW THAT EVERYONE ELSE DIDN'T LIKE>SOME OTHER DUDES REALISED HOW MUCH OTHER DUDES DIDN'T LIKE THE SHOW>SO THEY SPAMMED IT EVERYWHERE PRETENDING TO LIKE IT>THEN SOME STUPID DUDES THOUGHT THEY WERE SERIOUS AND THAT IT WAS THE HIP NEW THING TO LIKE AND MADE YOU SO MODERN AND COOLAnd that's how some dudes liking a show brought upon the apocalypse
>have conversation with friend of a friend about ponies>he's wearing a Brony t-shirt but I'm not making a big deal out if>says something about the show>says I should know about it being a brony>Laugh and reply with "I'm sorry, but we don't come from the same people."
>>7566659Horses don't have that much stamina
>>7566650That was a great 2 weeks
>>7566548I wish you luck in your endeavor.If you have the time and patience, 99% of all history can be found here:http://arch.413chan.net/mlpgeneral/http://arch.413chan.net/The origin of it all is there. Derpy, The creation of /mlp/, all the old shitstorms, the start of EdQ, all of it.
>>7566576>repeat endlessly>until you give up on thinking>all you can feel is a slight sense of pride as the ambient activity increases, your dull senses managing to notice the hive thriving, thanks in part to you
>>7566516She'd intentionally move around enough to make it uncomfortable and chafe your ass, if only to level the playing field from having to be stuck between ass and ground all day. She'd tighten herself around your butt, chafing you, right when you're about to go to sleep. She continues doing this until you takes her off and throw her in the laundry pile. When you decide to run with her, and you reach your sweaty top speed, she loosens herself off your legs and falls to the ground, exposing your flaccid cock, waving in the wind.
SURPRISE QUIZNAME AS MANY S3 MLP "LE EPIC MAY MAY" STUFF AS YOU CANEXAMPLE: "WIFE TOSSING"GO
>>7566668i miss the meta gifs
>>7566516>>7566705Fuck, what are you guys doing to me?
>>7566708why is daisy such a bitch
>>7566682Actual horses last about 60 seconds, but what a bout magical talking marshmallow horses?
>>7566679Glad your sense of superiority is intact.
>>7566705Wow Fluttershy you are the worst panties ever.Fuck.You can't even handle being comfy panties?What are you good for?
>>7566708Do you have the ropewolf one?
>>7566740As long as you can imagine.
>>7566548I... Yes, actually. The whole story of how it happen can be found in the archive. Unfortunately, there is no way to shift though all that raw data other than manually doing it.If only someone from /mlp/ can develop a software that can search the archive.And when they finally finish it the interest will be lost. We potentially gain a coder and a search engine if things go right.
>>7566707shit I forgot to study
>>7566740>tfw twilight gets bored and magically orgasms you even though you didn't want to yet
>not having Fluttershy briefs>not her using the dickflap like lips to suck you offdo you even tf
>>7566728she acts like a bitch to hide the fact that she's scared
>>7566753Well unicorns are magic, so that right there is pretty much an unlimited source of ideas for kinky magic sex.
>>7566620go back to piece
>>7566766>she forces you to cum and tries to embarrass you in front of as many people as possible
>>7566705Is it flutterpantie time?
>>7566790link that post
>>7566814Why doesn't Twilight like me?
>>7566333What, you don't like Arby's?. Wierdo.
>>7566548MLPG whydo you think this is wrong?
>>7566790I mean an actually search engine made for the archive. How many posts are in a thread, statistics, image count, life span, and searching gets you actual results other than random picks from Google.
>>7566835Because who the fuck cares about the fandom?
>>7566835Not wrongJust stupid
>>7566814ok well by that logic>she undresses you and fucks you with a bad dragon dildo in Ponyville Square
>>7566790using google to search the archive doesnt always work as well as you'd think it would
>>7566837There was one.Never released though
>>7566821what, like this? http://arch.413chan.net/2444773#p2446410>>7566837someone started a project like that, but it wasn't ever finished
>>7566842What a bitch.
>>7566842why have you not killed yourself yet
>>7566831To be honest Arby's is kinda crappy
>>7566854>>7566867Then it doesn't exist.
>>7566842panties can't fart
>>7566831dude people get upset about Arby's around hereyou don't want to go down that path
>>7566790>>7566837>>7566867I wish they would.I don't think the google trick works very well anymore.It seems to get even fewer results than usual since a few months ago.
>>7566867You forgot the mlp
>>7566850>urethra playGetting a catheter removed is one of the most unpleasant and unusual sensations I've ever experienced. The idea of sounding makes me woozy.
Why did we let this happen MLPG?Why?Al we jad to do was tel Seth that EqD was a bad idea. Al of this could've ben avoided if we told him that..
>>7566766>"Hey Twi, I'm in a hurry can you give me a quickie?">You've got dick and tissue in hand, ready>Her horn flares and she makes you cum instantly>"ughaaaaaaaa... Thanks hun"
y'all are extra frisky tonight aren't you
>>7566793Your not my dad...
>>7566820>>7566905>>7566451>>7566522Why is there so much of this?Why isn't there more?
>>7566917>>7566921>>7566867IT WASTHE DESTINY
>>7566921This is typical for night threads.
>>7566921There was feet and bush talk in the beginnings of this threadI never cease to get frisky around my two favorite fetishes
>all this flutterpantie artwhy does so much of this exist?
>>7566887Wherever Flutters goes, she must fartNo act of horse or god can break that curse
>>7566851it works fairly well but only if you know what you're looking for and it's been archived long enough for google to index it>>7566894weird, I coped the link off the page and everythingtry this http://arch.413chan.net/mlp2444773.html#p2446410
>>7566921You might say that. But I'm most often frisky. Unless something sad happened or something.
>>7566917we called him a faggot, what else could we have done
>>7566951I don't know man, but i'm not complaining
Which pony likes the missionary position the most?
>>7566962Call him a double faget
>>7566987Twi and AJ.
>>7566919I like the idea of magically being kept right at the edge of climax, Twilight keeping you there for hours until you beg her to let you cum. You could edge for days.
>>7566938why didn't you stop it
>>7566987treekicker.She wants to look in to your eyes as you rail her.
Would you give Spike the emerald?
>making another documentaryYou think bronies will give a shit about a "real" documentary? They've got the "legit" on already, complete with john fuckin delancie, why would they ever want to waste time watching this one?
>>7567008My brain would explode.
>>7566987Fluttershy.The seed takes root, the tree bears fruit. The child becomes the mother and the cycle is completed.Complete me now...!
>>7566945>feetI want a sweaty feet RD fic so bad. Darf did a good one for AJ, I forget the name.
>>7567022how do pony hold thing in hoof
>>7566919>after awhile Twi gets mad about always getting you off with magic>"You only like me for my horn! Why don't I just give it to you?">Twilight saws her horn off>Twilight's face turns from enraged to pensive as she looks at her horn in her hand>Flips out "What have I done? I'll never fulfill my destiny as a powerful unicorn!">tfw there is no magic that can fix a broken unicorn horn>tfw Twilight will never realize her destiny because you wanted quick magic freebies
>>7567023your complaints should probably go in the documentary thread if you want them to be heard by people that give a shit about the documentary
>>7567022I wouldn't like it, but I would. Spike is worst pone.
>>7567044how do pony hold anything
>>7567035I did a bit feet centric ish fic with Dash a long while ago
>>7567033>Fertility ritual FluttershyI remember that. Crazy shit.
>trying to fap >cat walks in, rubs agaisnt you>cover dick>jumps on lap, curls up and falls asleepcat blocked.
>>7567035On Her Feet All Day. I partly requested that.But man, any more feet fics would be great.
>>7567022>Fluttershy had to grind for hours to get that.>She kicked that jar for hours.>Got that one Rupie.
>>7566927Does not change the fact you are a faggot from piss
>>7567022Whatwher's this from
>>7567071She wants the D.
>>7567008>leaking pre-cum like a broken faucet>twilight has you magically held in place over a mug>every few days heats it up as a drink to start her day>finally lets you cum, like adding heavy creamer to coffee
>>7567071>not cumming on cat, which hisses at penis
>>7567060Remember that time when Pinkie Pie tried to throw a party but Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy wanted to go off together for a quickie and had to give a lame bear excuse?
>>7567044microscopic suckers like an octopus
>>7567101I'm ok with that, no more chafing, and I get to keep my flutterpanties
>>7567101>Can I please stop being panties now?
>>7567101When does she start massaging your dickbeing chafed isn't erotic at all
>>7567008>Twilight is teasing you with her hoof>She brings out a ribbon>She ties your dick to your thigh>You ask her why>Well we don't want you pitching a tent for the next week do we?>She casts a spell to put you on the edge of cumming but never lets you go further>Jacking off doesn't do anythingYou'll have the bluest balls in Equestria after this
>>7567137>you give yourself a wedgie to stop her from speaking
>>7567101when i lurk on here tired these pictures start movingam i unintentionally making tulpas
>>7567105It's a guy.>>7567109I don't even have a boner anymore. It's rhythmic breathing is too soothing,
>>7567142She should sit on face.
>>7567108When she decides to let you have your release, all it takes is one little lick to push you over the edge.
>>7567157Nah I get that too
are we talking about sex again
>>7567161He wants the D.
>>7567060aw they're holding it together, that's so cute~
>>7567161ok thena he hem>hewould like the D.
Will this pony come back?
>>7567178When aren't we?
>>7567178no maybe yes
>>7566820>>7566905>>7566451>>7566522I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN IT WAS YOU ANONSUBMITTING ALL THOSE FLUTTERPANTY /R/'S
Would you corrupt a filly by making them do drugs with you?
>>7567178pls nothe brony documentary was better
>>7567194Nah. Social Justice saw to that.
>>7567194Anon, a cloud is not a ponybut clouds are almost certain to return in the future
>>7567142That would be torture, but when you finally came it would feel heavenly. Not worth it to me, one week is just too long.
>>7567194Only in your dreams anon.She's waiting.
>>7567197when we are talking about the show and not edging or frotting or cuddling or being a pretty mare
>>7567209nohahahahajkjk sweetie belle have you ever tried salvia pcp and weed at the same time? you might get your cutie maaaaarrrrkk
>>7567211where can I watch it?
>>7567209NoI would let a filly play with my penis though if she wanted to.
>>7567209I want to make her feel good
>>7567194Perhaps they're saving her for something special. I'd like tho think that. It's most likely not the case though.
how i sunhorse
>>7567245Please fucking leave
>>7567248>Why it's just a little cock!
>>7567232>Birth of the Sonic-tier BroniesIt feels so weird looking back at what started so small.
>>7567096Whoa, shit, did I get drunk and go on a circlejerk rampage in the piss again?Because if I did, I plead the fifth on that.
>>7567263she is a pair of panties, she can't breathe
>>7567018She can do that just fine in the cowgirl position.Twilight just bareley edges out Fluttershy in that department, because she loves being able to stare intently at that veiny cock as it splits her little purple cunt in half with every heaving thrust... for research purposes, of course.
>>7567263Fuck you Flutterpanties, you fucking suck.
Painting is hard mlpg. Too hard.
>>7567263Fluttershy why are you doing this to me?I just wanted you to caress my anusI thought you liked that
discord used to be my favorite villain but now i guess it has to be iron will
>>7567306thin your paints holy shit
>Mew draws anthro>lamar draws anthro>SB draws anthro>GG draws anthroMy work here is complete.Until we meet again, My Little Pony General.
>>7567306>cutie marki actually laughed
>>7567306THIN YOUR PAINTSFUCK
>>7567284>if i ever saw one of those cock-a-thingies face to face i'd laugh at how silly it was
>>7567306THIN YOU PAINTS
>>7567290Just remember, if it's not in the archive it never happened
>>7567319iron will ain't a villain.
>>7567319Iron Will wasn't a villain bro.
>>7567284>she gently boops it around for a while>you were just edging not 30 minutes ago>extra stimulation accidentally pushes you over the edge, cum all over self>she learns that males make milk too
>>7567306THICK YOUR PANTS
>>7567343>applebloom laughs at your cock>she keeps giggling while sucking it
>>7567343It gets bigger when you pull on it
>>7567306Thin your paints and get a smaller brush, and don't snort cocaine first.
>>7567319iron will did nothing wrong
>>7567323>>7567342>>7567346What does this mean? Like add water? Paint thinner?
>>7567336I don't see LK there
>>7567365>new cottage industry in human milk is formed
>>7567336>taking credit for others' artistic decisions
>>7567289Can;t really say that because EQD was a /co/ MLP blog for about the first 2 months
>>7567336Post lamar anthro.
>>7567353>>7567360>>7567375>>7567400iron will deliberately made fluttershy evil and tried to steal her moneyhe is a monster
>>7567414If you insist.
>>7567426now the other one.
>>7567247The pirate bay has a link to it, also there's a youtube.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsjDP-ADwwQhttp://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8042542/Bronies__The_Extremely_Unexpected_Adult_Fans_of_My_Little_PonyEnjoy!!
>>7567416>tried to steal her moneyyou mean when he went to ask for her to pay for services rendered?
>>7567424hehThat's actually kind of cute.
>>7567306>Dark as fuck room.
>>7567260pretty~~~I hope her wings will be unfoldedthey arepretty
>>7567416Not his fault yellowautism fucked up what he was trying to teach.And he let her off the hook when she said she was dissatisfied.
>>7567194she will be back. i bought the pony merchandise to prove it.plus with the show turning into my little brony with mando and sibsy appearing more often it will be inevitable.
>>7567378You don't want it so thin that it doesn't stay on at all, but you want a much thinner mix than that. It's better to apply multiple light coats than one big heavy coat. Dries better, too.
>>7567375Exactly.Basically what happened:>IW: Buy this gun! I guarantee your satisfaction or I'll give you your money back! No payments for the first week!>FS: I'll take one please!>(FS proceeds to go on a shooting spree)>FS: This gun turned me into a murderer! I refuse to pay a single cent! You're a fucking asshole!>roll credits
>>7567470>tfw he has not done that AJ pictureHolding out hope, though.
>>7567483Sibsy would be so cute if she lost some weight, chubby girls who lose a lot of weight look like entirely different people
Hey CorwinCorwiinWhere is your Pinkie ficAfter a 6-8 month delay I finally came out with the Twily mind control ficI am waiting for your PM
Man, Putting Your Hoof Down was such a great episode. I'm going to watch it again.
>>7567461>IT MUST BE CAUSE TWILIGHT'S STILL DEVELOPIN
>>7567508i think if she didn't have such terrible opinions and actually conducted herself in a professional manner it would do wonders.
>>7567508>not appreciating a girl with a little meat on her bones
>>7567498>Hasbro got paid by the Obama administration for this episode.
A unicorn marrying a pegasus is technically interspecies intercourse, so does that mean it's accepted in Equestria? Would pony society approve of a human on pony relationship?
Damn now I need to go find a hot pinkie fapfic.
>you will never have a nice pair of warm flutterpanties wrapping around your junk>she will never shiver and squirm once in a while, lightly teasing you
>>7567548>terrible opinionsLike what?
>>7567550She got the fatface, kills it for me
>>7567511Oh shit BDNLink?
>>7567498More like>IW: Buy this Medical Degree! I guarantee your satisfaction or I'll give you your money back! No payments for the first week!>FS: I'll take one please!>(FS proceeds to injure everyone she practices on)>FS: This degree turned me into a murderer! I refuse to pay a single cent! You're a fucking asshole!
>>7567550I'm not sure if I like this semi-transparent bikini version or the full nude version better.
>>7567564>FlutterpantiesWhat material are they?
I enjoyed myself as always, but I'm afraid I must big you good night, Cookie. I hope you have many more lovely evenings and that our next conversation isn't too far off.
>>7567556Nobody's ever tried to dissuade Spike's infatuation on grounds of species, and cross-species friendships don't seem too uncommon to begin with. Assuming the situation could even happen, I think they'd be pretty chill with it for the most part.
>>7567616ten thousand count Egyptian silk
>>7566451how the fuck did this turn into a thing
>>7567623The fuck are you talking about you beta-ass faglord
>>7567623Did you cap that?
>>7567623>big you good nightOh, you.
>>7567470>disgusting anthrolemme fix it
>>7567625According to DnD rules, dragons are genetically compatible with anything.
>>7567585more like>IW: Buy this book that teaches you how to be a jerk who gets what they want! I guarantee your satisfaction or I'll give you your money back! No payments for the first week!>FS: I'll take one please!>(FS proceeds to be a jerk who gets what she wants)>FS: This degree turned me into a jerk who gets what I want! I refuse to pay a single cent! You're a fucking asshole!
>>7567645I'll fix you
>>756761665% polyester20% cotton15% elastane / spandex
>>7567654And according to DnD rules, pegasi can't talk. The fuck that has to do with anything?
>>7567568having different opinions than me
>>7567336>SB's chub femsnails is cute at first>he starts making her more and more obeseWHY. the lastest version he posted today is overtheline
>>7567616>>7567632This, when she got transformed it was into the highest quality panties
>>7567585More like>IW: Buy this Assertiveness Training! I guarantee your satisfaction or I'll give you your money back! No payments for the first week!>FS: I'll take one please!>(FS proceeds to be mean to and occasionally physically injure everyone around her)>FS: This training turned me into a jerk! I refuse to pay a single cent! You're a fucking asshole!
>>7567548>some 12 year old nobody>telling a real professional how to actcracks me up
>>7567498>>7567585>>7567670Truly Fluttershy is the Jewiest of all ponies in Ponyville, jumping at any vague definition of "dissatisfied" as a cop out to refuse paying for a service.
>>7567100Next episode set to air. Just For Sidekicks.
>>7567577On fimfictionCan't really go there to copy URL because at work
>>7567642Like teardrops in the rain.
When did Fluttershy ever call Iron Will an asshole?
>>7567670>Implying she got what she wantsShe lost her frens
>>7567689More cushion for the pushin'
>>7567705>I guarantee your satisfaction or i'll give you your money back!That was just stupidity on IW's part.
>>7567645>chest fluffnow you fucked up
>>7567336but anon i drew anthro because of a tumblr artist
>>7567689Snails?Did you mean Snips, or has SB drawn chubby femsnails and I haven't seen it?
>>7567720PYHD>do you even...
Someone throw me the documentary so I can see if I'm in it. There's a good chance i am.
>>7567678Fuck, was that scene in Lilo and Stitch or something?
>>7567726That kind of thinking is what creates horrifying blob monsters.Stop it.
>>7567738>giving anybody but anon from mlpg credit>everDidn't you know we're pretty much responsible for the entire fandom? This show wouldn't even exist without us.
>>7567731There were a shitload of ponies there too.How the Hell did they keep track of so many going in, then find and collect from all of them later? Wouldn't it make much more sense for them to pay going in?
>>7567698>Five-star chef, &c.
>>7567780Yeah, that's where it's from.
>>7567774Microwave plsNot everything has to be about you.
>>7567771Just link me the clip where she calls him an asshole.
how about that halfpone?
>>7567813I'd fuck it.
>>7567738Who cares, draw more
Where the hell is subby?The spoiler function on his cap script is broken again
WOULD YOU MEET YOUR FAVORITE PONY IN SECRET AND SWAP SPORTS CARDS
>>7567786no we're notseth and /b/ invented it/co/ most definitely does not synthesize shitty fandoms every other month
>>7567803Not him. But where can i find it?
>>7567797iron will is not the most clever business monster
>>7567829who in the mane6 should i do next?
>>7567823They're nearly brain dead though.They're not even sentient.
>low of -20f tonight>wind chill bringing it down to -40fAHHHH NORTHLAND
>>7567832Um, obviously.That said cards wouldn't be the only thing we'd swap.
>>7567861as anthro? none
>>7567833>seth and /b/ invented it
>>7567871What is thatLike20C or something?
>>7567861Twilight or Gilda
>>7567878WOULD YOU ALSO SWAP POKEMON
>>7567813I like me some winking and hand holdingBest of both worlds
>>7567871I know that feel. It's why I don't go outside between December and May.
So we can all agree that if nothing else, Applejack is the best pony and Fluttershy is the worst, right?
I like the yellow one.
>>7567819>mandopedo in the clouds
>>7567886Negative 40 Fahrenheit is negative 40 Celsius
>>7567916But Applejack is the second worst pony.
>>7567916No AJ and FS are tied for my least favorite because I find them the least interesting.
>>7567900>describe pokemon to a pony>"...Could I be a pokemon?"
>>7567916i'll give you aj as 2nd best, thats my final offer
>>7567900You know it motherfucker.
>>7567861Twilight AND Gilda
>>7567925Go to bed, Vaas
>>7567944That was awful.
>>7567907which centaurpone likes holding hands the most?
Who is your senpai?
>>7567916While not the best, AJ is high in my books. Mainly because of her heart of gold.
>>7567965because god is dead
>>7567954I would feed a Pinkie
>>7567977Sweetie Belle.She tells people she's your girlfriend when you take her places.
Would you become a pair of panties for your favorite pony to wear?Would you rather keep your dick or your tongue in tact?
>>7567980the fuck is that