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Fast thread for fast ponies like myself only

Slow threads need not apply:>>7554886
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I like the pistachio ice cream horse
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HAHA TIME FOR FAST!
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Blue.
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Time for cute.
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>>7559199
>tfw everything but drawing for anon is circlejerking
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Gotta goo fast
OR
Why aren't you finding a pet
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Is Dash even faster than Spitfire?
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>>7559452
YOU'RE NOT FAST ENOUGH
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>>7559468
I love blue Pegasus.
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>>7559477
Sometimes even drawing is circlejerking for Anon.
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>>7559468
Most fuckable pony, but least likeable.
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>>7559477
Please, don't bring this to the new General.
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>>7559438
it's ok isaac, we still love you
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>>7559484
Spitfire is an incompetent buffoon.
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>>7559438
OKAY, THREADVERTEIDIGUNG. MACHT ALLES, WAS OBERLEUTENANT MARKERPONY SAGEN WIRD.

VERSTEHT IHR?
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>>7559498
>You replied to him.
Stop circlejerking!
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>>7559468
NO

NOT AT ALL

NOT BLU

FAST

F

A


S

T
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>>7559468
>Wings
>Hair
>......wigglewigglewigglewiggle
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>>7559487
Why you got to be so mean...
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>>7559513
Are you trying to coax me into a snafu?
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>>7559500
>but least likeable.
bullshit!
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>>7559538
Mrs. Captain?
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>this fandom
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>>7559549
He wasn't being mean. Actually, I don't like fast that much either!
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>>7559555
You're right, that title belongs to Fluttershy.
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>>7559540
yeah

kick those little legs for me

unf
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>>7559468
Tex you should draw more blue

pls
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>>7559500
>least likeable
>implying
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>>7559513
yeah, but she's a cute incompetent buffoon
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>>7559555
Yeah, everyone knows Rarity is the least likeable.
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What is something the bizarro main six can wear as elements other than necklace things?
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>>7559514
i don't understand
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>>7559568
>>7559468
You're going to burn Tex out
He's going too fast
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>>7559468
snap
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>>7559477
>>7559498
>>7559519
>everything is circlejerking
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>>7559563
>"Conservative" dad.
I like how they had to mention that like ten times.
I didn't see him shooting a gun or watching Fox at all.
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>>7559564
Medium fast is my fetish.
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>>7559569
>You will never wake up and look down to see this.
WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?
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>>7559580
Make them wear the original stone spheres
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>>7559580
Bedazzled Fedoras
Pocket Watches
Bridles
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>>7559580
Garbage
Bits of metal, rusty screws, old cups...
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>>7559580
bracelets
hairclips
accessorise, man
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>>7559580
Rings
Earrings
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>>7559603
this is a cruel cruel world we live in anon.
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>>7559563
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>>7559601
>It's important to know your fast limitations
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>>7559601
No fast is mine. I've always been slow...
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>>7559569
I want more Pone to Human relationship images like that one
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>>7559580
Zippers and belts!
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>replying to posts
>2027
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>>7559621
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>>7559477
MLPG is far too sensitive. Creative people bouncing ideas off each other and playing with each other's creations is as old as the hills.
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>>7559563
so we're the /co/nservative part of the fandom?
would make sense
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>>7559580
Magic shoes
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>>7559596
>replying to posts
stop circlejerking
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>implying we're not in 2078
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>>7559584
"Okay, Thread-Defence. Do all that Lieutenant Markerpony will say."

"Do you* understand?"

*(pl.)
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>>7559580
Cockrings.
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>>7559598
why is this picture so small?
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>>7559513

They all are though

They are all cute too, so they can be forgiven
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>>7559654
>pegasus with a bow
>no possible way to use it
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>>7559580
tail bows
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>>7559647
I know exactly how you feel, anon.
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>>7559596

Then perhaps nothing is circlejerking
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>>7559663
That's a good idea.
Pony shoes are super super cute.
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>>7559686
>winghands
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Pony
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>>7559654
>Cloak.
Ah, thanks for that...
I need to make one and was just about to ask for a pic of one.
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>>7559686
Her wings and tail are prehensile.
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>>7559659
>you will never circlejerk with Robert E. Howard and H.P. Lovecraft
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>>7559701
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>>7559701
>You will never bury your face between chubby Belle's ample, plush thighs.
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>>7559698
what would pony sandals look like?
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>>7559683
>ponies
>cute

>>>/b/
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>>7559647
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>>7559735
Dash wore them in the Gala episode

I think
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>>7559728
Ross stop samefagging and making people think anyone cares about your abominations.
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>>7559701
>>7559728
fuck off, shitstain
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>>7559735
Flip flops.
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>>7559698
Second
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>>7559647
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>>7559683
So you're saying if pony was not cute
Then they might not be forgiven?
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>>7559727
Life would be so glorious with wings.
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>>7559763
How would Fluttershy react if I called her butterbutt.
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>>7559344
SOMEHOW YOU'RE NOT DEAD ANYMORE BUT YOU MIGHT NEED TO CUT BACK ON THE CIDER A BIT IN THE FUTURE

WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?

[ ] GO FAST
[ ] GO QUICK
[ ] GO RAPID
[ ] GO SWIFT
[ ] PLAY WITH TANK
[ ] READ A BOOK LIKE A FUCKING EGGHEAD
[ ] KILL YOURSELF
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>>7559580
Corwin pls post this one on your tumblr so i can find it later.
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>>7559783
She would ask you to buy her butter
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>>7559783
She'd begin farting uncontrollably and roughly force her butt into your face, sobbing and apologizing the whole time.
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>>7559744
I want a small Panka to carry around.
And a small RD might be fun to have around, orbiting you like a tiny winged sattelite
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>>7559762
>watch Sniz and Fondue as a kid
>develop irrational fear of scorpions
>never actually encountered a live one
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>>7559789
Read a book!
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>>7559789
[x] READ A BOOK LIKE A FUCKING EGGHEAD

gotta go for the Twilight romance option
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>>7559789
PLAY WITH TANK
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>>7559800
I post everything on my Tumblr. Did you miss something that I posted before?
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>>7559815
YOU'RE TOO FAST FOR ROMANCE
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>>7559701
Is she going to be okay?
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>>7559809
>not Loitering
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>>7559809
>orbiting you like a tiny winged sattelite
anon pls, my heart cant take this...
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>>7559804
It's not funny anymore.
Or ever was.
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>>7559647
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>>7559809
Wouldn't that be Derpy? Just lazily flying around you.
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>>7559824
I didn't see you post that original Lightning Dust and bizarro main 6 friends on your tumblr, and only saw it while browsing MLPG.
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>>7559841
>Implying they post it to be funny.
>Implying they don't post it to be arousing.
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>>7559826
It's Ross.

"I-it's his style!! Leave Ross alone!! !! ! ! 1 !!" - Ross
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http://www.derpyhoovesnews.com/editorial-the-bronies-documentary-part-1-the-importance-of-objectivity/

It begins
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>>7559763
>Pony
>not cute
>ever

I don't understand the question
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>>7559803
I'd ask if she had some yogurt instead
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>>7559790
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>>7559859
The way it's typed and how it's always posted leads me to believe they're autistic and think it's funny.
Or just another le shitposter.
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>>7559858
Well, I did post it on my Tumblr. Maybe you just missed it.
Like I said, I post everything on Tumblr.
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>>7559789
>GRAB TANK
>GO FAST
>TO THE LIBRARY
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>>7559884
That is a sexy fat butt.
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>>7559884
she could whip you up some
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>>7559871
who gives a fuck
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>>7559910
LK knows good butts.
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>>7559894
Yeah I just saw it, that was dumb of me.
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>>7559884
AAAAAAARRRRE YOU GONNA TAKE ME HOME TONIGHT
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>>7559921
Yeah I know, lesser people could learn from him. Though, they choose not to.
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>>7559857
Oh god
>she bumps against your head every now and then
>after she gets tired she lies on your hoodie and makes a small nest there
>you can hear her barely audible snoring
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>>7559890
yamino pls
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Oh god here comes the shitstorm
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>>7559968
oh
oh gosh
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>>7559823
>>7559896
YOU GRAB TANK AND THROW HIM INTO THE AIR SO HE CAN GO FAST WITH YOU. UNFORTUNATELY HE DIDN'T HAVE HIS PROPELLER ON SO HE'S GONE NOW. MAYBE COME BACK AGAIN IN ANOTHER YEAR?

>>7559814
>>7559815
DECIDING TO READ, YOU GO FAST INTO THE LIBRARY. TWILIGHT GREETS YOU LOOKING VERY UNHAPPY.

WHAT DO YOU DO NOW?
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>>7559968
>she lies on your hoodie
You mean in the hood when it's not up?
That sounds fucking adorable
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>>7559980
Derpy is a good pony.
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Shitstorm for the masses!
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>>7559953
There should be artists training grounds or something.
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>>7558036
>there will never be qtp2t deer

should she be half-japanese exchange student or are we going celt

also she needs a name
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>One year ago, Derpy spoke for the first and last time
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>>7559953
>lesser people
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>>7559986
ASK HER IF SHE CAN USE MAGIC TO GO FAST WITH US
OR IF SHE CAN MAKE US FASTER
BECAUSE IT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND SLEEPING IS FOR SLOWBIES
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>>7559986
KISS TWILY FAST
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>>7559826

See, now that's actually a valid catch you made. That's something I'll be happy to fix.
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>>7560003
DOE-SU
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>>7559968
>And then you get shot.
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>>7560003
oh my god my heart

fuck
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>>7559212
>>7559212
>>7559212
Japananon, can you please draw Femsombra seducing Shining Armor? You promised. Please!
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>>7560003
Celt please.
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>>7560005
Rip in piece you adorably retarded mare.
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>>7560056
Japanon please don't pay any attention to this shitposter
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>>7560003
I need all the art of this. ALL OF IT.
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>>7560056
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>>7560056

>wasting his talent on such trite shit
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>>7560056
>look guys I posted it again
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>>7560094
I was going to throw a "nice cropping shitlord" at you but I don't even know what the fuck is going on with your post, so I'm going to assume that's part of the joke
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>drawing stallion faces from a 3/4 angle
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>>7560019
I'd rather you stop drawing fat pedo stuff instead of fixing it
pls
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>>7560019

I want to clarify my statement a little more. What makes this so valid is that it relates to construction. That's not style, that's principle.
>>
Should I set up a skype chat for us?
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>>7560003
She looks like a Lydia to me.
And have her be a celt. You want a Japone deer, you've got to mention that from the get-go.
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>>7559604

>The stone spheres are the Elements' true form
>every time a new set of element-bearers presents themselves, they change shape to whatever suits them best.

At one point, long since past, the Bearers of Harmony wore full armor
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>>7560144
it already exists dunghole
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>>7560005

>finally become an actual character with real lines and a unique voice
>it becomes your death warrant

to derp is to suffer
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>>7560129
I actually use this as a reference for those head shots.
It works fine.
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>>7560144
who's us?
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>>7560144
for those of us with OCs that need to be shipped with other OCs?
Go for it
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>>7560141

Yes, I totally give a fuck what you meant, Bob
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>>7560161
Where?
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>>7559988
I wish someone would write more stuff like this or pic related
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>>7560177
skype, obviously
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>>7560144

There is no "us" in this
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skype:?chat&blob=0zOhkw8klWkCGJEr3c-ERG7HhJH3h24PSQLlfR6Fk2N9hXtxBu_18hrZeFscTSawXqidvVWVUj0u4vGtqnBiD4VV0phM2Laugng6j6uZmc7skyIDQNREIbRi3ejxkPenSwoGPmX6Kn8Ce2WhE97y3zL_gYMAnBVaR8VqWc1seoGJXVYxRKOq90aoedScWhgkx9oS-zog5rBKEPiSWkZkX1jRfQTIphPx

Enter this in your browser if you want to join
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>>7560164
That's not a stallion
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>>7560015
YOU ASK TWILIGHT IF SHE CAN MAKE YOU GO FAST AND IF SHE WANTS TO FAST TOO.

>"Rainbow, it's the middle of the night, shouldn't you be in bed?"

BEFORE SHE CAN SAY ANYTHING ELSE YOU KISS HER AND SHOVE YOUR TONGUE DOWN HER THROAT FAST.

SHE BREAKS AWAY PRETTY QUICKLY FOR AN EGGHEAD.

>"Dash, what are you doing? I don't like you that way, get out of here!"

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>7560197
What kind of chat is this?
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>>7560197
which group is that
>>
Anything get written/capped over the weekend? I hate missing shit when I'm not here.
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A group my friend created
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>>7560164
I dont know if its suitable for a stallion proper

I'm considering taking a different artists interpretation on them. Maybe braeburned.
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>>7560212
MAKE HER COME AS FAST AS POSSIBLE
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>>7560232
Go read the archive.
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>>7559871
Glad to see that someone's approaching this from a sensible point of view. I haven't watched it yet, but I had a feeling it would take the propaganda route.
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>>7560212
APOLOGIZE SUPER FAST.
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>>7560236
give us more info before i put that shit in my browser.
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>>7560163
That's actually pretty sad.

I feel sorry for the show staff. They try to do something fun and the fandom just shits on them for it.
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>>7560232
a whole bunch of stuff
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>>7560240
>>7560209
No but it shows you the proper placement of different things like ears and eyes.
Jesus, just try it out and modify accordingly.
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>>7560212
PIN HER DOWN
ORAL THE FUCK OUT OF HER
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>>7560270
>Implying it was the fandom.
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>>7560197
I only recognize Sho
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>>7560269
It's titled Sons of Lulz General
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>>7560291
alright quit your bitching

I'll give it a shot to try

Name a trio of stallions
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>>7560270
>the fandom
I always wondered just how much of the fandom was actually upset about it and how much of it was people who don't even watch the show getting mad because there might be something to be mad at
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>>7560298
Yaminos DEFENDERS OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS are to blame as well, not just Yamino itself.
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>>7560318
r63 cmc
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>>7560309
so this is where le epic /b/ anonymoose is leejun XD shitposters organize?
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>>7560318
Soarin, Big Mac and SA
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>>7560318
Pipsqueak
Shady / Inky
Shining Armor
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>>7560309
>That title.
>Totally not /b/read!
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>>7560270
>the fandom
are you kidding the vast majority of the fandom was up in arms over the change. Hell the petition to keep her the same got some 50k signatures as opposed to the one that wanted her changed that got like a few hundred.
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>>7558036
>>7560003
>>7560059
>>7560149

She looks like a Juniper to me.
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>>7560340
Where is the proof of this?
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>>7560328
How much?

A pocket of incredibly vocal fucktards who should be hunted down and sterilized so they can't propagate their horrid line of genes.
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>>7560357
We're not from /b/ trust me
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>>7560197
>The moderator of this chat is offline at the moment. You can view this chat and will be automatically added the next time the moderator is online.

FUCK
FIX IT
codelimit
>>
pony
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>>7560377
Some thing Anonymous said.
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I think we're the fastest general on 4chan
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>>7560370
HHHNG
>heart-attack symptoms.png
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>>7560370
Oh fuck that's adorable.

Does she have a soft cute accent?
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>>7560260
YOU THROW TWILY TO THE GROUND INSERT YOUR TONGUE INTO HER VAGINA SUPER FAST WHILE APOLOGIZING FRANTICALLY FOR YOUR BEHAVIOR.

TWILY DOESN'T TAKE EITHER OF THESE THINGS TOO WELL AND TURNS INTO A POKEMON. YOU ARE INCINERATED IN THE RESULTING EXPLOSION.

THE END
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>>7560399
>we
>not some general from /vg/
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>>7560332
>>7560163

Professional victims practicing their profession

Poor derpy
she was a cute pone
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>>7560399

HSG here MLPG is a faggot
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>>7560370
Goddam, that shit is adorbs.
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>>7560003
Jalm
you takin requests?
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>>7560399
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>>7560385
you heard it anon! just go there and give them all your skype username!
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>>7560411
WAIT WHAT

I DID A QUICKSAVE!
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>>7560377
>shitposting starts every morning at the same time for near a month
>anon brings up the fact that it starts at the same time every day
>shitposting never starts at that time anymore
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>>7560443
Tinfoilanon pls.
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>>7560003
Jalm I love your ponies.
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>>7560412

I browse /vg/ all the time, they get like 3 posts a minute at most
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>>7560385
>lulz
>2008+5
sure you're not.
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>>7560370
Oh god look at this qt
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the fuck kind of chat is this
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>>7560459

You're a fucking reptilian, aren't you?
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>>7560212
Stimulate her vagina until she cuuuuuuuuuuuuums!
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>>7560438
QUICKSAVES ARE FOR SLOWMOS. DO YOU EVEN GO FAST?
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>>7560408
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LToeBqX_NvE
The voice of an angel.
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>>7560492
YOU'RE SO SLOW DORK

>>7560411
QUEST IS OVER
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>>7560411
>EVADE INCINERATION
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>>7560370
Juniper is acceptable.
I also would have accepted Holly.
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>>7560485
I have seen that Sho minamimoto in a chat once... Was is lulzatnite? I don't remember.
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>>7560370
oh gosh

>>7560427
oh sorry, sure shoot.
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>>7557141
>>7557300
I am not good with linearting on this goddamn handheld. I'm sorry.
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>>7560503
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>>7560526
No, I don't think so. He had something to do with Ghost a while ago.
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>>7560532
Oh man, I would totally grab her hindquarters and try to help pull her out of the wall!
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>>7560529
Sweetie Belle as a centaur
pls
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>>7560408

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLj0gTbRf4M

Aye.
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>>7560518
SORRY, YOU SHOULD HAVE CHOSEN THAT UPGRADE BACK IN PART 4.
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>>7560550
Holy tits Anonymous, what a nice guy you are!
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>>7560399
right now its either us or the Projectrs06 thread in /vg/
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>>7560555
FUCK WHY THE FUCK WOULDN'T WE TAKE EVASION IT'S LIKE THE BEST PERK
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>>7560553
aw shit
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>>7560553
I did not understand a single word of that.
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>>7560529

Also, >>7560003 this is adorable.

I might actually have to borrow a couple of things off of you if I draw her again!
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>>7560532
Why the fuck are you using a handheld?
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>liking ugly deer ocs

what is wrong with you mlpg
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>>7560526
moshi moshi, SHO desu
PS: You are all clopping scum, and inferior to us normals, such as myself and Seven. Have a great day.
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>>7560571
Just kidding!
FUCK HER VIOLENTLY IN HER PARTY HOLE
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>>7560601
That's the point.
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>>7560605
Because it's much easier to do sketches in it than doing it on a full-blown tablet/computer.
It's also much faster.
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>>7560607
>"Look at me! Look at me! I'm being edgy and hating stuff for no reason!
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>>7560614
b-but I'm in ADULT BABY GENERAL
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HAI MLPG

WATCHA DOIN'?
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Hey /fit/adv/
should I go to bed early so I can wake up early and lift or should I lift now and be tired for work tomorrow?
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>>7560587
TO BE TRULY FAST YOU MUST PLAN AHEAD.

IT'S OK THOUGH, BLUEPONE IS NOW THE FASTEST PONE IN HEAVEN WHEN SHE'S NOT BEING A LAZY CUNT.
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>>7560607
Either you acknowledge some of us have filled competence points in brony perks, either you live in bitterness.
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>>7560622
Good.

I was afraid there was something wrong with me.

I mean, there is something wrong with me, I was afraid there was another thing.
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>>7560619
Hey, that's mean. I wouldn't do that like that.
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>>7560607
the general changes it's topic completely after 45 minutes maximum. just leave for a while.
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>>7560647
Lift now and then lift again.

Don't actually stop to sleep.

Never stop lifting.
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>>7560532
>>7560550
>>7560571
I have to wonder, though... what would Pinkie Pie do if you were caught in a situation like that?
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skype:slashyx?call&token=mlp
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>>7560646
DRAWAN'
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>>7560661
FASTQUEST2 WHEN
I WANT TO SEE A PRINCESS GO FAST
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>>7560601
>>7560622

My mither says that we hae mice
That open air-ticht tins
And eat her chocolate biscuits
And cakes and siclike things.

Nae doubt it is an awfu shame
That mice should get the blame.
It’s really me that rypes the tins
When left alane at hame.

But jings! I get fair hungert
And biscuits taste sae nice.
But dinna tell my mither,
for she thinks it is the mice!
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>>7560646
SLEEPAN'
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>>7560532
>drawing on a hand held
What the fuck are you thinking?
Buy a tablet so it will look less shitty.
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>>7560687
Don't talk with your mouth full
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>>7560681
YOU BETTER LIFT YOURSELF BEFORE YOU PULL YOURSELF
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>>7560694
>rype
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>>7560685
She would move her face close to your ass and give it some behind-motorboating
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>>7560715
>rope
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>>7560646
Wondering what I should do with my evening.
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>>7560699
>not knowing the pain of drawing digital on computer
Trust me, sport, I tried.
But for doodling it does its job well.
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>>7560733
>rupe
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>>7560701
YOU'RE NOT MY REAL DAD.
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>>7560270
>the fandom are you kidding me mostly everyone was overjoyed. It just was a select few that got upset.
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>>7560767
That... That wasn't very nice *choke* Pinkie *sob*
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>>7560690
YOU ARE NOW BRONY PRINCESS. IT'S NIGHTTIME OUT SO THAT MEANS YOU CONTROL THE MOON AND SHIT.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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>>7560767
oh gosh pinkie

you're so adorable when you're angry
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>>7560646
Lamenting.
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>>7560699
>tablets making everything better
>this was drawn on a 3DS
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>>7560783
I INVADE SLEEPING FILLY'S DREAMS AND TELL HER ABOUT MORALS
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>>7560783
CONTROL THE MOON QUICK LIKE
MAKE IT FASTER THAN EVER
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>>7560783
MAKE IT NIGHT!
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>>7560783
go fast
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>>7560370
qt as fuck, but it seems like her legs should be thinner and longer...
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>>7560646
Fixin' to run you ragged, panka. That's what.
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>>7560783
>INPUT NAME: M00NR1D3R
>PLOT COURSE TO PONY SEVEN-ELEVEN TO PICK UP ENERGY DRINKS
>DIVE OFF BALCONY AND CRUISE THROUGH THE EMPTY STREETS AT UNSAFE VELOCITY
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>>7560777
GOOD RIDDANCE YOU ROTTEN CUNT
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>>7560270
It wasn't the fandom that shit on them it was Hasbro.

Goes a long way to explaining why Season 3 is shit. If I had that happen to my work, I wouldn't give a shit about it anymore either.
>>
http://www.mspaintadventures.com/sweetbroandhellajeff/

Why aren't you buying this shit MLPG
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>>7560790
no she isnt
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>>7560646
Trying to stitch together a tiny cloak to update my tumblr.
I have no idea how to make a cloak.
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>>7560525

I like to think they'd name their girls after flowers, shrubs and the like, like Primrose, Thistledown and Juniper and boys are named after trees and "tough" plants - like Bracken, Firgus, and Bulrush.
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>>7560832
Liking shit ironically still means you like shit.
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>>7560804
>this was also replicated on a 3DS
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>>7560832
>paperclop
>FUN

I love being pandered to!
I'll take it
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>>7560832
oh god that cover
i'm die
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>>7560862
Explains all those NMH fans.
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>>7560783
TURN THE MOON INTO A GIANT MECHA

JUST LIKE IN MY JAPANESE ANIME
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>>7560861
And then there's that one oddball deer who just names them after whatever he saw first. Heaven forbid you catch Teakettle on a bad day.
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>>7560844
Which pony will wear it?
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>>7560820
>implying you could even keep pace, let alone wear her out
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>>7560832
I don't really care about Homestuck but this is pretty fucking hilarious
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>>7560886
why are we spoilering?
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>>7560873
I really, really want the GEROMY coin though.
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>>7560886

He gets steamed-up pretty easily, doesn't he?
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>>7560897
Rarara.
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>>7560911
We want the attention.
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>>7560861
One unfortunate young doe got Dieffenbachia
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>>7560897
Ronbadosh
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>>7560911

Because fanon.
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>>7560832
>scans as a bag of doritos

Jesus christ my sides
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>>7560755
>rake
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>>7560911
Because it's >fun
>>7560918
Oh aye. His poor sister, Tureen, always has to clean up his messes.
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>>7560897
Zecora.

And apparently I am overcomplicating this shit...
I want a hood too.
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>tear through wood
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>>7560812
YOU INVADE LITTLE ORANGE FILLY'S DREAMS BUT SHE'S CURRENTLY ENGAGED IN A MOMENT WITH HER IDLE. YOU BEGIN PREPARING A LECTURE ON THE DANGERS OF ADOLESCENT FANTASIES.

>>7560813
THE MOON STARTS ROTATING IN THE SKY FASTER THAN BEFORE. IT WILL NOW BE DAY IN ONLY 68 MINUTES.

>>7560814
IT ALREADY IS NIGHT.

>>7560815
EVERYONE IS GOING FAST. IN FACT, DID YOU KNOW THAT EQUESTRIA IS ROTATING AROUND THE SUN AT A RATE OF 27.83 KILOMETERS EVERY MINUTE?

>>7560881
THE MOON IS NOW A GIANT MECHA. IT'S STILL ROTATING FASTER THAN BEFORE BUT IT'S ALSO FLASHING A LOT AND SPEAKING LIKE ORSON WELLES.

>>7560822
YOU CHUG DOWN SOME ENERGY DRINKS AND DO A SWANDIVE OFF THE BALCONY THROUGH THE STREETS. THIS DISTRACTS ORANGE FILLY FROM HER MOMENT WITH BLUE PONE AND SHE LOOKS AT YOU CURIOUSLY.

WHAT DO YOU DO?
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PEAR INTO PIECES
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>>7560993
>morning wood
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>local news site uses this picture in a story about horse farms

why? its not related to the main story and why is it at night? how did they even take this picture.
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Anyone want to take a crack at making some pone related stylesheets for the sub?
A Marker Pony theme would be nice.
http://mlpg.co/meta/res/160.html
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>>7561033

>those horse balls

Oh lawd
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>>7560804
Some people find it a fun technical challenge to use unfamiliar or suboptimal tools to create something.
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>>7561033
They were pandering to the bronies.
Fucking pandering!
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>>7561012
>CIRCLE BACK AROUND IN A BIG LOOP
>LAND IN FRONT OF PONIES WITH ALL THE FORCE OF AN ORBITAL HORSEDROP
>ASK POINES IF THEY ALSO WISH TO GO FAST
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>>7561033
those are some huge pone nuts
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>>7561033
this is how i expect muscle ponies genitals to look like
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>>7560804
I really liked Pokemon as a kid. I wish I had thought to try drawing them.

It seems like everyone who drew Pokemon growing up got insanely good and they probably had fun the whole time drawing things they liked.
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>>7560868
Does anyone have that story link?
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>>7561061
Some others just use it as sketch material to be translated to a proper medium later on.
Too bad I'm neither of those.
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>>7561061
so THATS why people like the binary tool. It all makes sense now.
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I have another question, if anyone feels they can help.
It's about colors. I like the color schemes of Twilight, Pinkie, and Fluttershy's analogues. And, of course, I'm not going to change Lightning Dust's colors.
But does anyone have any suggestions of color schemes I could give Tomato Jane & Ca$hity to make them a bit more harmonious and complementary to the other four?
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>>7561012
tell ponies to go faster
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>>7561033

Would you massage and suckle on them mlpg?
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>>7561118
That's more an aesthetic preference than a challenge. The rough lines and lack of necessity for precision actually make the binary pen EASIER to work with.
>>
Well, since I'm already this far in, anyone else wanna see more of the exchange student?
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>>7561130
YOU TELL ORANGE FILLY AND ALL THE OTHER PONIES TO GO FAST AND PROCEED TO DEMONSTRATE.

>>7561076
THE FORCE OF YOUR ORBITAL HORSEDROP KILLS ALL THE PONIES EXCEPT FOR YOUR SISTER. SHE IS RATHER UPSET AND GOES OFF TO FUCK CHAOS SPIRITS FOR A FEW THOUSAND YEARS.

GO PLAY ON THE MOON Y/N?
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>>7561128
Tomato Jane should be dark red
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>>7561128
Tomato Jane could be red and green, like a tomato.
Cashity can be gold-maned with a silver coat.
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>>7561128
Choose the easy path: Make Applejack clone have tomato colors and Rarity clone dollar bill colors
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>>7561128
Open a picture of AJ and Rarity in SAI or PS and play with the hue slider.
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>>7561155
Y, go fast on the moon, which is currently also going fast
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>>7561138
this
it's why lots of quests use it because you can draw and edit really fast
the pixels are either there or not, no fuzzy edges
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>>7561154
Sure!
Who would her host parents be, I wonder.
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>>7561161
>>7561165
I like the Tomato idea, but making Ca$hity silver would be too close to Cloud Timid's gray...
>>7561170
Ho, fuck, there we go.
I like it.
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>>7561138
>lack of necessity for precision
This is the opposite of a what a binary on/off brush gives you. If your brush can fade away, be more diffuse, THAT gives you the freedom of lack of precision.
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>>7561018
>clan tag MLPG
ur'e a faget
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>>7561175
YOU ARE NOW GOING FAST ON THE MOON.

SOMETIMES YOU GET A BIT LONELY, BUT THOSE FEELINGS GO AWAY FAST.

THE END
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>>7561227
GOOD END?
>>
P O N Y
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>>7561203
Try to think of it this way...

If you draw a circle with a regular brush, and it's not perfectly round, you'll notice. With the binary pen though there's more room for error because it's not round at all, it's a circle-shaped collection of squares.
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>>7561227
BUT... THE FUTURE REFUSED TO CHANGE...
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>>7561237
IF YOU CONSIDER COMMITTING MASS GENOCIDE AND GOING FAST A GOOD END THEN YEAH I GUESS
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>>7561237
we're going fast on the moon which is also going fast, thats like double fast, of course its good end
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PONE
AH-AHHHHHHHHHH
SAVIOR OF THE UNIVERSE
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>>7561248
But with a brush tool, any minute jaggedness is covered up by the fact that where the stroke is imprecise, it's faded, hiding itself.
>>
Hey assholes, stop watching shows for little girls.
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>>7561316
This is a show for zoologists and sociologists, thank you very much.
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>>7561248
uu: I BELIEVE I HAVE CHOSEN THE PERFECT SHAPE FOR YOU.
uu: IT IS DESCRIBED IN CERTAIN CIRCLES KNOWLEDGEABLE OF THE ARTS. AS. "A CIRCLE".
uu: I AM VERY PLEASED WITH HOW FAITHFULLY IT HAS CAPTURED THE OBSCENE ROTUNDITY. OF YOUR MAGNIFICENT CARRIAGE.
uu: TRULY A SPITTING IMAGE OF THE CROCKER BITCH.
uu: NOW LISTEN CAREFULLY. YOU MAY LEARN SOMETHING.
uu: THE MASTERPIECE AFICIONADO WILL NOTICE. HOW I ACHIEVED THIS HIGHLY ADVANCED AND DIFFICULT SHAPE.
uu: WHAT MOST GIFTED ARTISANS WILL TELL YOU. IS THAT. CIRCLES ARE BASICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE TO DRAW.
uu: TRUST ME.
uu: IT'S LIKE A PARADOX. A SHAPE WITHOUT ANGLES. WHAT??
uu: SO I FUCKING CHEATED.
uu: I NAVIGATED THE IRRATIONAL PERIMETER BY MAKING A LOT OF EASILY UNDERSTANDABLE, TOTALLY LOGICAL MARKS. FORMING A WHOLE BUNCH OF LITTLE RIGHT ANGLES.
uu: THE CHEATING PART HAPPENS WHEN I DO THIS A LOT. SO IT GOES IN A ROUND DIRECTION.
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>>7561316
It's OK, I'm only watching it ironically.

Also I'm redefining masculinity while doing so.
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>>7561312
I guess we'll just have to disagree.
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>>7561294
DASH YOU ARE GOING 2FAST!!!
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>>7561316
Okay.
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this thread is now haunted
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>>7561294
>Flash Gordon
Holy shit
It's been so long
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>>7561354
Theres only one truth. At least one of us has to be wrong perhaps both
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>>7561372
fuck

i'm out of here
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>>7561155
>GO PLAY ON MOON
>SET MOON SPEED RECORDS
>ATTEMPT TO GO FAST ENOUGH TO CREATE MOONLIFE
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>>7561372
Shouldn't the shadow be darker where the eyes are since they're more opaque?
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>>7561375
Queen's a really fun band
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>>7561402
yeah

if you're in your goddamn 50s dad
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>>7561316
FUCK THAT
420 SMOKE PONES ERRYDAY
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>>7561294
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>>7561419
Why do you hate fun?
>>
anon, fluttershy is getting cross with you
it's been a week and you haven't even looked for a job
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>>7561338
HSG pls go
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>>7561470
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>>7561470
why are you such a pleb?
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>>7561457
>that new AT episode
10/10 adventure, would watch again
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>>7561496
>all that TOLD at the end
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>>7561472
but I already have a job
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>>7561472
thats because i already have one you stupid yellow horse
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>>7561472
I step away from her cross and counter with a left jab.
Let's see her react to that.
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>>7561472
I started TODAY dash, where have you been?
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>>7561457
filename would be better as >fanfiction.png
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>>7561496
I think it was hilarious that Ice King actually brought his Fionna and Cake fanfiction to life.
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>>7561517
>coming out of dodging a cross with a jab
>not hooking her shit

Can you get any more pleb?
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>>7561548
It turned out exactly like I hoped
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>>7561507
>>7561509
>>7561520
browsing mlpg all day on her couch isnt a job

>>7561517
she cancels into dash punch
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>>7561472

I don't want to be a burden on you, Fluttershy... but I've never had a real job for more than three months in my life, and I don't know where to start. I'm scared.
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>>7561572
Today was a holiday, and even if it werent i get off work at 3pm and its 630 right now
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>>7561517
CROSS COUNTAH
>>
>pleb
>pleb
>pleb

Sure is prole in here.
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>>7561572
>implying she wouldn't just let me crash at her place forever
>implying that if she started having doubts I couldn't just give her a wing massage and let her blow me
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>>7561557
She could be baiting me to step in and counter back with an upper.
Need to keep my distance. Wait for her to swing hard and miss.

>>7561572
CROSS-COUNTER
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>>7559423

Generals with Rainbow Cunt in the OP should be against the law.
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>>7561572
Well why the hell hasn't Fluttershy found a job yet? Huh?

Who the hell is she to criticize me!
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>>7561606
grow up anon
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>>7561606

I am agreement
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>>7561609

No one will hire a rabbit-pee stained doormat

>probably gets a few bits from mom and dad
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>>7561606
You're just mad cuz you're 2slow4dash
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>twifufags
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>>7561606
Oh go be a princess.
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Would you?
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>>7561617
>You will never understand why this gif exists
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Only purple and white should start threatds regularly, with the occasional applehorse.
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>>7561617

But I despise spectral mare cunt
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>>7561602
>Fluttershy is so beta that she gives you a pony blowjob and then thanks you for it

unf
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>>7561665
is her ass any bigger or is it still microscopic?
this is important
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>>7561665
Only its its a futa mare
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>>7561665
with zero hesitation
assuming I can suck her husband's dick as well, of course
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>>7561660

Allright.
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>>7561680
Tiniest pony butt you've ever seen
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>>7561665
Isn't Shiny's female equivalent just Vinyl Scratch?
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>>7561602

>let her blow you
>implying she would want to
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>>7561665

Depends. Anatomically female? Not a horse tranny like Rarity?
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>>7561680
>>7561706
>implying genderbent Shining Armor wouldn't have an ass that went on for days
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>>7561680
It can be classified as petite, but it is still firm, toned, and perky due to endless combat drills.
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>>7561671
>not tiny orange horse
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>Do you want to see me be a cunt to Lightning Dust?
>Do you want to see it again?
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>>7561726
I wish Rara was a horse tranny
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I'm eating out Braeburn the apple. They're defiantly juicier than other apples if you know what I mean.
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>>7561734
Who's a silly pony?
You're a silly pony.
Who is? You is.
Scootaloo.
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Why does your butt smell like Fluttershy?
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>>7561711
>implying it matters what she wants
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>>7561671

Applehorse most of the time, occasional marshmallow junior.
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>>7561763
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>>7561763
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>>7561755
>defiantly juicier
so, like, they're juicer than other apples out of spite?
I don't get it
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>>7561750
I want to see Dash's soft girly side just once.
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>>7561665
Why are white ponies so pretty?
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>>7561780
I want to see Dash's soft girly parts just once.
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>>7561665
W-would you?
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>>7561764
because I sat in butter
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>>7561764
Why does your Fluttershy smell like butt?
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>>7561753

I once got a bj from a passable trap. Shit was good. But that's as far as I'd go.
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>>7561780
I want to hear Dash's soft girly poots just once
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>>7561776
>Even ponies make fun of you for liking this show

Fuck this gay earth
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>>7561790
D-don't look! It's not clean!
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>>7561794

I would shoot so many loads of pleb cum inside her ...
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>>7561786
>asks why white ponies are pretty
>posts an ugly gray horse
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>>7561763
I just had a strange short surge of nostalgia for a more innocent time back on /co/.

It's gone now.
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>>7561809
Eww..
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>>7561755
Just be careful to not get any of that white, sticky pulp in your hair
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>>7561826
it'll never be like that again
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>>7561809
oh boy
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>>7561779
They're literally juicier, they're good
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>>7561813
>Dash opens a night club
>"Liquor in the Front, Pony in the Back"
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Sometimes I wonder if I'm wasting all this semen masturbating to ponies
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>>7561826
i miss sep '10
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>>7561850

>fireflies inside the lamp
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>>7561826
>>7561846
F-forget you guys! We can still make the magics!

Ok uh.....so um, pony pony? Am I right fellas?! HEHEHEHE
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>>7561853
Why aren't you out impregnating a woman right now?
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>>7561853
I hope you become infertile.
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>>7561852
Seems like every night club I use to go but with no ponies ;_;
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>>7561876
>tfw no musky horseballs
the magic is gone
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>>7561875
I like it when the show has cute little fantasy things like that

I wish it did it more
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>>7561817
>

>>7561853
Sometimes I pretend my sperm is capable of thought and they all let out a simultaneous groan when they exit the tip of my penis and into a tissue instead of a nice, warm vagina.
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>>7561853
>not cumming onto the face of a pony

yeah you are wasting them
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>>7561779
All apple varieties are bred for different qualities including size, taste, texture, juiciness, sugar content, etc.

Except red delicious which is only bred to look pretty and thus is the worst apple.
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>>7561853
It's not like you were going to use it anyway.
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>>7561876
>>7561882
>>7561883
Hehehe.
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>>7561853
having fun is never a waste, anon
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>>7561856

>tfw breakout character in first thread was Treekicker
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>>7561892
Yeah, I hate when the show ruins my headcanons.
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>>7561897
Empire apples are best apples.
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>>7561903
>>7561898
but he could be saving it in the freezer and cooking with it later
do you even natural harvest
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>the last four episodes have been retarded
>the first 6 weren't amazing either

why does s3 hat us
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>>7561910
I hate it when the show writes the characters more out of character than the fanfiction.
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>>7561846
>You will never have that feeling again when you first found out about ponies.
>That first, magical feeling when you saw ponies that warmed your insides.
>You will never experience that feel again
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>>7561897
Luckily apple ponies dont take after their apple counterparts

If that was true, then why is Granny Smith so sweet?
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>>7561937
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>>7561910

Discord is Starswirl. Muh headcannons are unassailable.
>>
were any of you interested in pony before the first episodes even aired?
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>>7561937
But KCAFO WAS fanfiction!
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>>7561909
I was just reading those first few threads and the amount of hate for Pinkie was surprising.

I kind of liked her after the first episodes, but everyone else wanted a bullet in her for some reason.
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>>7561937
When has that ever happened?
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>>7561941
>But you will always feel that bad feel when you realize you'll never be able to have a good pony based feel again
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>>7561957
only in furry porn
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>>7561941
>you will never feel like S1 again

That warm, warm feeling. Waiting for the new episode, chilling out on /co/, rewatching the episodes in Synchtube...
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>>7561946
She's definitely tart, anon. That's not a bad thing. She's still feisty in her old age.
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>>7561962
SayS.
Spike suddenly can't do housework.
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>>7561957
My Little Pony, the franchise? hell no

Ponies the animal? Passingly. They're cute.
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>>7561933
because this is all our fault

the show staff got tired of dealing with shit from bronies so they're punishing us for creating them
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>>7561941
>>7561964
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>>7561979
I'm supposed to be studying, not drawing candy colored horses batman.
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>>7561961
Because they were afraid she'd be the lolsorandumb character of the bunch.

In the end she turned out to be a fine pone.
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how do I stop being tired
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>>7561997
You should have majored in candy colored horses.
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>>7561993
BUT IT'S NOT MY FAULT

I DIDN"T BUY THE MERCH OR GO TO THE CONS OR FOLLOW STAFF ON TWITTER OR STALK THEIR DA ACCOUNTS

I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING WRONG

I JUST WATCHED THE SHOW
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>>7561981
I thought it was because he was so hyped up and eager to please that he wasn't really being as focused as he should have.

Like when you have a little kids that's really excited to help you, but is more trouble then they're worth
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>>7561979
I can't, Im designing.
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>About to take picture of Zecora in a cloak.
>Realize how much of a mess my work desk is.
>The black panels would just make the figure hard to see.

...Who wants to see a messy as fuck desk so they can yell at me over the internet for being a slo- er, controlled chaos...
Yeah, that's what it is.
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>>7561850
>>7561875
Does anybody have a .gif of her blowing out the fireflies and then batting her eyelids all adorably the way she does?
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>>7561979

But I'm not a drawfag. I just hang here because MLPG is less gay that /mlp/ overall
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I just wanted to watch ponies

That's all
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>>7562018
do it on the carpet
bonus points for a houseplant to make it a forest
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>you will never masturbate to ponies for the first time again
what was it MLPG
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>>7561994
I want to like this artist but all he ever paints are listless-looking short-haired teenage boys in an empty void and kinda weird shit is happening to them.
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>>7562031
fucking brony
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>>7562008
1. get out of bed when you wake up, don't lay around
2. eat more veggies
3. exercise more, even if it's just a walk to the store or the bank every day
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>>7561933
>the last four episodes have been retarded

I wouldn't go that far
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>>7562031
Then why are you here?
You clearly wanted to discuss ponies as well.
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>>7562013
Ahhh, the many punished for the actions of few.

Welcome to the real world, Anon.
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>>7561893
>not cumming in a cold corpse's moldy mushy vagina

How fucking gay can you gey
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>>7562040
an up close shot of sweaty spitfire sort of biting her lip
damn you spitfire
and your sexy sexy body
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>>7562040
Dash in that rubber wonderbolts suit haiku did. it broke me.
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>>7562040
Don't know yet. It hasn't happened.
Two years. Two years and not a twitch so long as it concerns pony.
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>>7562042
i like it
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>>7562040
my first time was I still have never fapped to ponenot even humanized
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>>7562040
humanpony was the Trixie picture where she's in the library and she has a bunch of clones
no idea about ponypony, but it was probably a fapfic
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>>7562040
LK's chubby pone tutorial

It broke me so hard
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SUDDENLY

CELESTIA STEALS ALL FORTY OF YOUR CAKES
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>>7561962
Last episode

Suddenly Discord is a good guy, he just wants a thread.

Season premiere. They have the honest pony lying to all the crystal ponies.

Somebody mentioned the Spike episode.

SiP. Rainbow Dash is suddenly a good big sister figure.
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>>7562040
I cant remember. I dont archive such trivial shit as that.
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>>7561957

I used to run one of the first MLP adult groups on Yahoo and participate in a dark 1st gen roleplay forum with zombie Flutterponies because I'm a huge raging faggot.
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>>7562039
>do it on the carpet
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>>7561933

Season III of MLP is going about as badly as season III of Battlestar Galactica. Season 4 will be worse, we will all bitch and moan, and then the show will get cancelled.
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>>7562085
what the shit
those were for her
I was literally going to give them to her tomorrow and she stole them before I could
>>
YOU JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING NAUGHTY AND PONE-RELATED, DIDN'T YOU
SAY IT.
EVEN BETTER, DRAW IT
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>>7562040
>implying I've ever masturbated to ponies
2 years and still strong.
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Which pony would you beat the shit out of and verbally berate for waking you up after a hard night of drinking and then burning breakfast
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>>7562072
Just like that.
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>>7562085

THAT BITCH.

THERE WILL BE BLOOD.
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>>7562040
.....I don't know.

Oh my god, I've been doing to so much so long I can't even remember. What the hell has happened to me?
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>>7562072
It's technically well done but the content feels like tryhard 6deep8me shit.
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>>7562040
Spin the Bottle, in AiE.
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>>7561957
No, the early generations where god awful.

I did like some of the 34 though.
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>>7562086
>Suddenly Discord is a good guy, he just wants a thread.
>wants a thread
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>>7562117
Rainbow Dash

Someone post that Dash with a black eye, I dont have it
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>>7561979
I CAN ONLY COLOR
I feel ashamed
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>>7562040
It was the Beastranch video where they fuck the white mare with a pink pussy in heat
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>>7562135
whoops

friend

you knew that
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>>7562086
Applejack was already a liar in previous seasons.
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>>7562144
is that from Death Becomes Her?
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>>7562140
Would you tell her she's ugly and worthless, then slap her in the mouth again for crying?
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>>7562098
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>>7562112
pony hugging
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>>7562122
it's just masturbation, anon

not a big deal
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>>7562135
>Implying Discord wouldn't a 4chan
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>>7562086
>Suddenly Discord is a good guy, he just wants a friend
Discord diddnt just want a friend, he realized that it was nice to actually have one. Also >"most of the time"
>SiP. Rainbow Dash is suddenly a good big sister figure.
aside from what had in mind, there was nothing ever established in the show how good or bad of a "sister figure" dash was.
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>>7562040

I don't fap to pones. Only to really hot humanized stuff.
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>>7562119
>>7562130
i think they're pretty, but i definitely see where you're coming from.
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>>7561419
/mu/ pls leave
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>>7562108
To be honest I feel as though season 3 for what we have gotten has been better than most of season 2. That's just my opinion. I'm shocked that people are bemoaning the last episode as it was. I personally thought it was one of the best of the season even with the ending
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>>7562140
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>>7562184
>aside from what Faust had in mind
oops forgot that part.
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>>7562165
Yes
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Let's say you do go to Equestria, Anon. Let's play pretend and say the ponies actually find you physically attractive, male and female.

Eventually, you'll grow old and so will those ponies too.

Would you still fuck your candy colored harem?
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>BDN finally put out the chapter I've been yelling at him for for months
Awesome. Why wasn't it listed under the clopfic section though?
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>>7562184
>denial
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are you here braeburned?
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>>7562196
I agree

S3 is really giving me the S1 feeling

I like S2 too, but for different reasons
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>>7562166
tfw no GF
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>>7562117
Sweetie Belle
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>>7562223
new GF in February
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>>7562086
>Suddenly Discord is a good guy, he just wants a thread.

Poorly executed mostly due to time constraints and pacing.

>They have the honest pony lying to all the crystal ponies.

Applejack bends the truth without out right lying all the time. Like in Last Round Up.


>Somebody mentioned the Spike episode.

He was so excited and bent up on fulfilling his moral code and paying back Applejack that he wasn't really as on the ball as he should be.

>Rainbow Dash is suddenly a good big sister figure.

How else should she have acted? Kick Scootaloo in the shoulder and tell her to suck it up?
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>>7562199
>you will never punch Dashie in the other eye, temporarily blinding her
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>>7562186
Also they all look like they've been coloring Easter eggs for a week.
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>>7562213
pot meet kettle
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>>7562075
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>>7562196
>>7562220

I disagree.
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>>7562165
Sometimes I'd hit her just because she's there and I'm in a bad mood, then call her fat and berate her for being such a burden.
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>>7562217

I'm always here. What's up?
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>>7561487
Go listen to some hoboyell, fucker.
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>>7562196

I disliked the last ep for 2 reasons. The ending was rushed, and the message Fluttershy sent the little girls watching the show (stay with him, even if he abuses you, because only you can change him) was counterproductive. Faust is a gigantic feminist and she must have raged when she saw it.
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>>7562254
>faust
>watching the show
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>>7562250
y-you too
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>>7562209
>Would you still fuck your candy colored harem?
No shit?
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>>7562241
you monster
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>>7562241
>>>/fluffygeneral/
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>>7562254
>(stay with him, even if he abuses you, because only you can change him)
>implying Fluttershy wasnt bending him to her will the whole fucking time.
did you even watch the episode?
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>>7562199
>>7562241
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>>7562112
>implying I'm not drawing it right now
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>>7562262

>or heard about it
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>>7562249
Then one day she kicks you and shatters your pelvis.
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>>7562117
Rainbow Dash.
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>>7562039
>No plants.
Shit...
Wait, I got this shit..
Soon as I get better it's going to be brown leather.
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>>7562209
What kind of question is that? That's like saying that there are humans who find me physically attractive right now but OH NO WE WILL ALL GROW OLD, DO YOU TAKE THE CHANCE
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>>7562254
I felt that the message was more that you should never give up on someone, even when everyone tells you that you should. That sometimes you have to go out on a limb and give them a chance
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>>7562232
>you will never backhand Sweetie after she fucks up breakfast for the dozenth time
>>
What if what if

You and a some random Brony somehow teleported to Equetsria. You two don't get along, but you guys eventually somehow settle in Ponyville. The ponies like the brony a lot more than you What do?
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>pony abuse
Not today fuckers
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>>7562313
he only hits me because he loves me
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>>7562209
I'd fuck her until she gets drier than the Sahara
>>
IVE GOT

TWO TICKETS TO PARADISE
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>>7562209
Can't we just curl up together with a good book on a warm couch?
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>>7562040
I haven't.
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>>7562250

ah, just doodled over the back part of the mane to make sure I had it right before starting on the vector paths

sorry if it ends up taking a little while for me to do this too, I'm kind of a slow worker especially when it comes to the mane and tales, though I'm planning to get as much as I can done tonight.
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>>7562309
I think he meant to ask if you would find old, saggy and crusty ponies attractive still
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>tfw want to write some kind of sappy line of twifufag greentext but can't even think of anything
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>>7562117
None
I'd just grumble at them and go back to sleep
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>>7562234
What? Did you preorder your gf or something?
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>>7562325
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>>7562348
DOUBLE XP BONUS ON PREORDER HOW CAN YOU PASS THAT UP?
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>>7562340
Computers don't even have penises
>>
Which pony
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>>7562333
He tries so hard to make you happy but it's just never enough. Why do you always have to make things so difficult?
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>>7562325
Bronies are universally annoying, not just as fans, but as human beings. They will eventually come to like me more. Of this, I am 100% confident.
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>>7562340
Oh course you haven't
Computers can't masturbate
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>>7562117
I'd might be dissapointed, but I wouldn't hit them. I'd probably hug them for being so nice and making breakfast, even if they kinda fucked up
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>>7562254
In season one, I waited out early in a stream to watch a new episode, because that stream had the 50 viewer limit.

They already had the TV tuned to the Hub. Strawberry Shortcake was on. In addition to the freakish animation, the story itself was god awful, exactly the sort of reason TV for little girls sucks so bad.

This episode was about these really nasty, rude characters, visiting the good main characters. The main characters were being really nice to them, despite the bad characters being total cunts. Finally the good characters stopped talking to the bad characters, and suddenly the bad characters realized they were being so bad, and they were going to lose their new friends, so they decided they would suddenly change their characters and be nice from now on, just so they could be friends with the good characters again.

I remember thanking God that MLP wasn't like that bullshit.

And now...
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>>7562364
all of them
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>>7562335

MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARMY MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM MY ARM
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>>7562358
>XP

Get the fuck out.
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>>7562040

Can't remember but probably something with Spitfire or Dash
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>>7562340
I knew it. It's the easiest way to get you to post.
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>>7562254
Fluttershy stood up to Discord. Which is something I feel many people forget. Just because someone is your friend doesn't mean you have to put up with BS from them all the time
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>>7562335
TIME FOR HEAVEN
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>>7561763

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1syrxgl4Lao

She such a silly pony.
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>>7562333
Isn't that Angel's problem?
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>>7562344
>for a day she pulls you out of your prison of eternal mindrape and takes you to get icecream
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>>7562280
yeah, but the episode showed that as a viable option; if you stay loyal and caring to him, eventually he'll realize how important you are to him and change his ways

usually that doesn't work out too in real life
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>>7562325
>only the main 6 likes the brony
>you're given the the honorary title of background pony
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>>7562333
If I remember correctly, she did give him an ultimatum when he went too far, as in stop being a cunt or I won't be your friend anymore. It's not just being a doormat. I don't see how a kids' show is 2deep that you can't seem to get that.
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>>7562386
>not powerlevelling your pony
get a load of this chump
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>episode where fluttershy DOESN'T have to overcome fears
If the episode wasn't so painfully mediocre that would have been a plus.
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>>7562430

I know right?
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>>7562415
>you will never shoot the shit with Carrot Top and BonBon and gossip rumors about the main 6 with them
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>>7562040
That futa Twilight human/pony selfcest sketch of MS's

The idea is still 2hot
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>>7562308
>not coloring the lips red
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>>7562430
I agree
Discord is overrated
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>>7562386
:-) :) :o) :] :3 :c) :> =] 8) =) :} :^) :っ) Smiley or happy face.[1][2][3]
:-D :D 8-D 8D x-D xD X-D XD =-D =D =-3 =3 B^D Laughing,[1] big grin,[2][3] laugh with glasses[4]
:-)) Very happy or double chin[4]
>:[ :-( :( :-c :c :-< :っC :< :-[ :[ :{ Frown,[1][2][3] sad[5]
:-|| :@ Angry[4]
:'-( :'( Crying[5]
:'-) :') Tears of happiness[5]
QQ Crying[6]
D:< D: D8 D; D= DX v.v D-': Horror, disgust, sadness, great dismay[2][3]
>:O :-O :O °o° °O° :O o_O o_0 o.O 8-0 Surprise, shock,[1][6] yawn[7]
:* :^* ( '}{' ) Kiss, couple kissing[4]
;-) ;) *-) *) ;-] ;] ;D ;^) :-, Wink,[1][2][3] smirk[6][7]
>:P :-P :P X-P x-p xp XP :-p :p =p :-Þ :Þ :-b :b Tongue sticking out, cheeky/playful,[1] blowing a raspberry
>:\ >:/ :-/ :-. :/ :\ =/ =\ :L =L :S >.< Skeptical, annoyed, undecided, uneasy, hesitant[1]
:-| Straight face[2] no expression, indecision[5]
:$ Embarrassed,[3] blushing[4]
:-X :X :-# :# Sealed lips or wearing braces[1]
O:-) 0:-3 0:3 0:-) 0:) 0;^) Angel,[1][2][6] saint,[5] innocent
>:) >;) >:-) Evil[2]
}:-) }:) 3:-) 3:) Devilish[5]
o/\o ^5 >_>^ ^<_< High five[7]
|;-) |-O Cool,[5] bored/yawning[6]
:-& :& Tongue-tied[5]
#-) Partied all night[5]
%-) %) Drunk,[5] confused
:-###.. :###.. Being sick[5]
<:-| Dumb, dunce-like[6]
ಠ_ಠ Look of disapproval[8] The Unicode character ಠ is from the Kannada alphabet and can be called differently in HTML notation: &#3232; and &#x0CA0; (for Unicode)
ಠ_ರೃ 1-percenter look of disapproval, monocle, snooty, worthier than thou[9]
<*)))-{ ><(((*> ><> Fish, something's fishy,[6] Christian fish[4]
*\0/* Cheerleader[4]
@}-;-'--- @>-->-- Rose[1][6]
~(_8^(I) Homer Simpson[6]
5:-) ~:-\ Elvis Presley[6][7]
//0-0\\ John Lennon[6]
*<|:-) Santa Claus[10]
=:o] Bill Clinton[10]
,:-) 7:^] Ronald Reagan[10]
[ ]< Google+ Hangout[10]
<3 </3 Heart and broken-heart (reverse-rotation)[11]
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>>7562325
Well I do kinda keep to myself, so I guess I'm not suprised.

Its not like they outright HATE me, right?
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>>7562340
Well what do you masturbate to then?
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>>7562400

>"I am NOT a silly pony!"
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>>7562414
But you have to look at the context of the situation. Discord is quite a special case so she had to give him a lot more leeway than a normal person(pony... w/e) And she did eventually get tired of his shit, confronted him, and she left when she diddnt like the way he was acting.
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>>7562437
>>7562415
Shit, I'd be more than glad to hang out with background ponies.
At least they don't get in trouble every 50 seconds
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>>7562341

Alright whatever. Have fun!
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>>7562437
>gossiping
words have no expression for my disgust
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>>7562437
>Rose, Daisy and Lily still like to mess with you by pretending you're a horrible monster from the Everfree Forest even though you explained to them like the 40th time that you're harmless
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>>7562254
>the message Fluttershy sent the little girls watching the show (stay with him, even if he abuses you, because only you can change him)

But she had it under control the entire time, she wasn't afraid of him at all. If she deemed him not worth saving she could've just called the others and used the elements before she made that promise.
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>>7562409
>Prison
Son, that's the closest thing to paradise this side of Margaritaville.
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>>7562369
Your overconfidence is your weakness.
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What if slutty femanon gets gangbanged by stallions
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Are we posting pony-pics we first time fapped to?
Here I go.
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>>7562386
Not realizing that's experience points
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>>7562450
>Could have used a pipe cleaner.
...give me a minute...
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>>7562498
That's not a pony!
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>>7562481
>they sometimes invite you for brunch
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>>7562386
>not grinding ponies for XP
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>>7562493

Then it would be a good day.
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>>7562475
>that image
>darf took my request for this and put it on the backburner
I am excite
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>>7562478
No.
STOP NOW.
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>>7562462
I've never noticed how much of those exist
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>>7562437
>you and Bonbon complain to each other about how irritating the brony is
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>>7562489
Your faith in your friends is yours
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>>7562508
Tell that to my dick.
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>>7562498
how did you make it that long
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>>7562489

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1fO87pjAkkj
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>>7562526
why what happens?
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>>7562493
depending on her sluttiness she'd probably die
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>>7562493
then penis would be happy
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>>7562536
Faith in yo mama.
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>>7562544
ಠ_ಠ
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>>7562381
>>7562254
I really think you guys are over simplifying things. Fluttershy was strong and stood up to him, but also giving him more leeway then anyone else would.

And yeah Discord made a heel face turn at the end, but that was mostly the fault of the episode pacing and having everything come to a head at the end. I think the best thing we can have after that is another episode with him to further flesh out the new relationship he has with everyone
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>>7562543
HEY ANON'S DICK, THAT'S NOT A PONY! Though, it's an excellent choice in humans.
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>>7562415
>>7562437
>>7562532
>the brony single-handedly saves Equestria
>he gets a month-long celebration in every town and city in the country
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>>7562478
H-how bad could i-it be?
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>>7562486
>While you lick your icecream, you can only image the taste of the marecunt that's been on your tongue forever
>While you catch up with the going-ons around town you can only hear her booming voice, commanding you to serve
>When she wipes some food off your face you can only feel the powerful hoof you eternally worship
>When you see her lift her spoon you can only imagine the white-hot bolts of pleasure that were coursing through your veins only moments ago
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>>7562478
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>>7562481
>"OH NO IT'S THE TERRIBLE MONSTER FROM A DISTANT WORLD~"
>"RAWR I'M GONNA GET YOU

>They run away giggling like little fillies
>You catch them all and drop the act
>"You girls wanna get some lunch?"
>They all nod whilst panting and giggling
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>>7562516
I'd grind ponies even if they didn't give XP.
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>>7562408
Angel is a disobedient child.
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>>7562437
>You and Derpy get to be alone together, hidden away in the back
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>>7562493

Yes

Yessssss
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>>7562430
Disagree.
I will concedethat it could have been wrapped in a more timely fashion but to call the episode mediocre given the dilagoue throughout the episode as well the vicual gags has it in my top ten
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>>7562415
What would it be like being a background human in the pony world?
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>>7562598
hnnng
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>>7562598
>panting and giggling
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>>7562493
Nah
She should have a loving, sensual night with a few mares
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>>7562498
Libman has pretty legs and thighs
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>>7562552

Maw man

Cartoon Ponies may have huge dicks for their size, but their bodies are much smaller than a human's.
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>>7562578
>I stay at Bon Bon's while she's at work, sniffing her panties and masturbating

It was a good day.
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>>7562605
you sure she'd be safe from the brony?
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>>7562644
>Lyra's in your room doing the same thing
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>>7562523
what?
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>>7562598
Shit that's adorable.
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>>7562580
>H-how bad could i-it be?
it could be worse
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>>7562654
I have no panties, whose panties is she sniffing?
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>>7562598
I'd still get to eat meat right. I usually have some kind of meat with lunch.
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>>7562654
>Lyra why are you smelling my pan-- I mean my gi-gi-rlfriend's panties
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>>7562658
darf's gonna write anal with a degrading Bon-Bon
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>>7562493
Then I could die happy
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>>7562526
>>7562580
>>7562595
http://imgur.com/a/1hWtL#0

I don't need another 3 day ban
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What would you do if you found BonBon sniffing your panties?
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>>7562673
She's obviously rubs herself with your boxers.
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>>7562673
>I have no panties
What are you, a faggot?
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>>7562676
The closest you're going to get is tofu beans and nuts
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>>7562630
not enough female on mare porn out there
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>>7562654
Some other drawfag needs to get on this, immediately.
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>>7562694
Or ham.
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>>7562333
Poor analogy, Discord was never directly harmful to Fluttershy

He's more analogous to a boyfriend that's a lazy slob.
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>>7562676
nope, enjoy your nogainz
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>>7562685
its shit
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>>7562584
This is good.

However, there are two sides to the twifufaggotry coin. One being the swirling torrent that is complete mental domination and the other being a neurotic spaghettimancer as romantically repressed as any anon. Lets try for some of that
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>>7562691
I don't have boxers either.
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>>7562598
what about Cheerilee?
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>>7562673
>not having panties

are you gay or something?
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>>7562394

Yeah, she hit him in the fucking face with the blade part of the ice skates! Haha.
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>>7562685
why is this a thing?
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>>7562694
No fuck you.

I'm eating meat, even if I have to go out into the forest and kill it myself.
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>>7562450


I made it better.
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>>7562719
>neurotic spaghettimancer as romantically repressed as any anon
why is there never any of this anymore
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>>7562738

>translation: Put me in Ponyville and I'll be a vegetarian within two days
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>>7562698
There has been a lot of complaining about this for two weeks and not a lot of doing anything about it.

For the love of christ guys, you don't even have to make it yourselves. It'll never happen if you don't request it. I know darf is working on femanon x cheerilee + multiple stallions.
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>>7562722
Well, she obviously laughs at tighty-whities, and you'd be boring to her if you just went commando, so clearly you wear thongs.
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>>7562741
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>>7562738
Enjoy being seen as a bloodthirsty monster.
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>>7562719
I got nothing
I'm gonna go lift
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>>7562722
Then on your XXXL whitey-tighties.

Happy now?
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>>7562763
>cheerilee
droped
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>>7562749
It hits too close to home
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>>7562766
I don't have any undergarments that have been listed.
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>the cutie mark cunsaders will never bug you about your cutie mark or lack of
>they'll never ask you to join their club
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>>7562732

No, wait, that was an edit. Nevermind.
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>>7562741
PERFECT
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>>7562760
LIKE FUCKING HELL.

>>7562773
I'm sure they'd understand.
Or at least get over it soon enough. I don't have to skin it and clean it in the middle of town you know.
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>>7562738
Then you'd actually be a monster in their eyes

Good job

I hope you enjoy living in the Everfree
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>>7562644
>not hanign out with berry punch getting pissed with her secret special stash
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>>7562773
>Fluttershy cheerfully brings you fresh meat every day.
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>>7562773
>Steve Harvey in Equestria.
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>>7562789
>You will never say no and proceed to beat the shit out of them, hospitalizing all three of them and possibly killing one
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>>7562694
Just take some of whatever Fluttershy feeds her carnivores and cook it properly. Fish would be the first thing I can think of.
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>>7562598
>Walk by the school yard on your way home
>Recess is out and all the foals are playing
>"Look! It's him! The human!"
>They all cheer and rush you
>You raise your arms and stomp around making monster sounds as they try to climb you
>"Raaaar! Time for a snack! How about you, Scootaloo?"
>"Nooo! Hehe!"
>Pretend to dangle her over your open mouth like a monster, though you obviously couldnt fit her in.
>The others scream in delight and either try to pretend fight you on climb on top
>The belle rings and all the foals groan before making their way back.
>You walk up and politely talk with Mrs. Cheerilee before handing her student back.
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>>7562789
MORE LIKE THE CUTE MARK CUMDUMPSTERS
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>>7562785
>wearing pajamas
hueheuheuheue
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>>7562798
You can always get fish
It's meat and pretty damn healthy
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>>7562722
She sniffs your jizz rag that's in your desk drawer
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>>7562681
Specifically, 'bonbon getting off on verbally degrading anon during coitus', with a little anal thrown in for bonbon to use as additional leverage.
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>>7562806
Fluttershy would become my best friend.
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>>7562760
the only reason I'd be a vegetarian is because I've never properly trained killing animals and I don't want them to suffer

although I guess I'd be capable of killing a chicken properly even without training...
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Why does Rainbow Dash hate Pinkie Pie so much?
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>>7562822
I don't wear boxers or briefs.

I wear boxer briefs.
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>>7562773
>>7562738
>>7562694
>>7562676
You could just eat pizza
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>>7562766
what if i wear diapers
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>>7562830
But what if I want beef.
Or maybe some buffalo.
Could eat rabbit too.

Maybe try some succulent manticore meat.
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>>7562844
Why
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>>7562691
>Walk in to find Lyra trying on your clothes
>"Lyra? What the heck!"
>"It's not what it looks like!"
>"Then what is it?"
>".....ok i lied."
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>>7562845
They wouldn't suffer for long.
You have to learn somehow, right?
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>>7562789
>you will never say yes and then be told that you have to pass the hazing ritual first
>you will never lay down and have your hands and legs tied while all three CMC rub their butts on your face, giggling naively as if it's a punishment for you rather than a pleasure
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>>7562845
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1yYzvS5GkqY

It's pretty easy
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>>7562798
Some of them might, some of them wouldn't.

Like, Dash might be OK with it because of knowing Gilda, but Fluttershy would be as scared of you as she is of dragons. Rarity would be completely disgusted, AJ might be OK, Twily would likely understand on an intellectual level but still be put off, Pinkie probably wouldn't care too much.
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>>7562789
>you will never follow them back to the clubhouse
>you will never peek in the window and wait hidden till they're gone
>you will never go inside once they all leave and Scootaloo goes behind her dumpster in town
>you will never plant hidden cameras
>you will never come back the next day and collect the sweet foalcon
>you will never browse through the pictures looking for underage horse vaginas while masturbating furiously behind a bush

Why is life so cruel?
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>>7562877
Why not?

You got a problem with being friends with this yellow horse Tex?
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>>7562877
Wow thats

A really warm picture
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>>7562877
Something the matter?
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... i have lost all hope for the human race.

I remember when this was for little girls...
how long have i been asleep?
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>>7562848
But they're like best buddies!
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>>7562864
>Beat a Manticore to death in the middle of the Everfree.
>Not like ponies come in here anyways, you are getting away with this shit scott free.
>Get a fire going and start cooking that tail.
>Goddamn it's like lobster!
>In the middle of you tearing into the charred tail you notice something looking at you.
>What the fuck is a Zebra doing out here?
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>>7562926
We are all little girls here, anon.
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>>7562930
In Pinkie's mind.
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>>7562926
Lauren pls

You wanted this
You just lacked the foresight to understand what you wanted
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>>7562921
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>>7562926
you're still asleep
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>>7562831
>not leaving your jizz rags draped over your door to mark your territory
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>>7562850

>Mushroom, Pepper, and Tofu pizza
>Olive and Artichoke-heart Pizza
>Four-cheese, tomato and spinach pizza

Pizza would help a lot, I think.
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>>7562789
....how do they know you don't have a cute mark?

You're not going to expose your butt to innocent little ponies, are you?
>>
Don't a lot of the animals seem a bit more sentient than they are in our world?

I dunno if I could kill a talking rabbit or something...
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>>7562921
You saving older pictures, stop.

>>7562909
She's sixth on my preferred ponies list.
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I need a more ergonomic position for drawing, my back is aching.
At any rate, here's what I have so far.
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>>7562954
It's been stuck there for years, I'd have to get a spatula to pry it off
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>>7562894
All I can think of is that Japanes game show where they're in an auditorium and occasionally get the shit beat out of them. Then some naked kid comes in and sits on one of their faces.

Japanese are weird
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>>7562972
I love that my initial request tickled you enough to do something like this.
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>>7562939
>She lustily growls in rhyme that she's got more meat back at her hut if you'd like to join her.
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>>7562972

Cloud Timid looks a lot like What's Her Face from Teen Girl Squad.
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>>7562789
>Have tattoo.
>Explain that off as a cutie mark.
>Nobody will ever know.
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>>7562969
>Applejack first
>Fluttershy last

mah nigga
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>>7562972
I like bizzaroshy

At least in the comic more. She seemed super super chill. Here she seems kinda strung out
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>>7562749
Because it's old hat. Old, worn out concepts get retired and they fall to the wayside.
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>>7562939
She smellin dat good ol cuntry cookin' oooooweeeee juss like momma use to make
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>>7562909
That is a great picture.
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>>7562972
DO MORE

I wanna see them go on an adventure & screw up in ways the regular six wouldn't
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>>7562972
>In order to activate the bizzaro elements they have to river dance.
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>>7563000
>oh! so your talent is like fluttershy's then?
>why is it on your back?
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>>7563000
QUICK

EVERYONE GET A TATTOO OF A PONY AND A GUY HAVING SEX ON THEIR ASS

THAT WAY, WHEN YOU GO TO EQUESTRIA, YOU'LL HAVE A REASONABLE EXCUSE TO A PONE
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>>7563011
Fuck I laughed.
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>>7562958

I wanna see a pizza-delivery colt now.
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>>7562969
Never.
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>>7562896
>pretty easy
>takes 3 people
you'd be doing this on your own man
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>>7562958
>What's a pizza anon?
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>>7563031
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>>7563000
>guy has a tattoo of a skull and knives

Good luck explaining your way out of that one.
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>>7563035
>seeming desperate
>not a tattoo of a picturre of your penis " = candy"
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>>7563048
Oh hey can I join in?
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>>7563038
shugga juss u be bringin sum o' dat sweet bar be que down mah way, ya hear?
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>>7563005
Should she be more chilled out? I was initially going to make them pretty much like the main six I am aware that that's not very bizarro but I could tweak things.
I still want them to be likeable and nice, though. At least a little.
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>>7563048
>>
>having a tatoo
>ever
Disgusting.
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>>7563069
Yes.
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>>7563050
NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh, dear, it's raining again.
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>>7563081
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>>7562969
>She's sixth on my preferred ponies list.

Well, a pony that may be unappealing to you may be appealing to another.

Would you be friends with her at all? Or is she too shy for your taste?
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>>7563042
>"Oh, me! I seem to be out of bits, darling! Surely there's some way I can take care of this ghastly oversight!"