Old thread: >>7538134Say something good about your least favorite pony
>>7543270>Say something good about your least favorite pony
Her hair is pink
is the 4chanx reply thing broken? I click on post numbers but nothing happens.
she has accent
>>7543270She was friends with Applebloom at one point and then she drew a shitty cutie mark on herself to try and fit in but still everyone hates her because she's fucking Twist and no one fucking likes Twist.
She's good at teh magikz.
She picks them apples
>>7543343I can't see shit.
>>7543343She's really awful at being ugly pony
All that sleep-over talk reminded me of that really old TAW fic that did the idea greathttp://pastebin.com/S5XEFGurtook a while to find again
>>7543270Made me reply.
I do not like anything about this pony."she's cute" is not a valid answer.
>>7543270Pip had the decency to never show his face again in ponyville
>>7543270At least she works hard to take care of her animals.
His stupidity can be endearing upon a very small occasion.
>>7543375She shares the same VA as pink hoers
finished hot-dogging in old thread
Would you hire Discord?
>>7543424Hot dog hot dog hot diggidy dog
>>7543424I want to kiss you on your mouth.Like, affectionately.If you're into that.
>>7543432If my business was chaos, yes.
>>7543432>Not being hired by Discord to be his agent of Chaos
Are full images down for anyone else?
>>7543500Not for me.
Why is the cyan one so silly
which humanized one should I draw?
>>7543432Why does every picture of Discord have him make that nonchalant face
Post little fillies with glasses. They are my fetish.
>>7543538All of emIf you need one to go with first I'd say Twilight or Panka
>>7543542>>7543561fine. tits side?
>>7543550you're a freak!
which pony should I draw?
Which pone should I shoot?
>>7543573Size? Probably a D to DD. She is ever-so-slightly plump after all
>>7543270....she's blue....uh...and....blue....is a primary color....
>>7543589Like, with a camera?
>>7543581A BACKGROUND PONYRose maybe
>>7543581thats applejack though
>>7543594We're talking about least favorite here, anon.
>>7543573i assume that was meant to be 'size'pinkie is medium to medium-largei can't into cup sizesbut likemore than a good handful
I want to cum inside rainbow dash.
>>7543612I know, that's why I pointed out at the blue dyke with the raspy voice and the annoying jerk personality.
>Say something good about your least favorite ponyIts good that she isnt my least favorite pony.
what if Twilight didn't have the magic spell of fixing
>>7543270She is really good at making dresses.
>>7543649Two wordsMassive orgies
>>7543642Your taste is different from mine. I'm fine with that. But you don't need to be mean to blue pone.
>>7543649disposable fuck toys
>>7543649>get all the Pinkie's in a room>"Hey Pinkie Pie think of a funny way to say your name"
>>7543575Bon Bon, please, go away with your old-fashioned views.
>>7543649Consensual rape between multiple partners
>>7543649Either slaughter of many Pinkie Pies and accidentally killing the real one or orgies.
>>7543575why is this picture unf
>>7543594BLUE IS BEST COLOUR.
>>7543649>select your pistol
>>7543686You think everything is unf
>>7543542Why is it always Pinkie?
>>7543686bon bon degradationsoak it in
>>7543695Because she's Pinkie.
>>7543688Red is better.
>>7543695>implying it isn't Pinkie samefagging
>Bonbon will never try to keep you away from her waifu
>>7543694that's just not trueit's patently incorrect, anon, and i don't appreciate your slander>>7543697that's probably itlyra's yelling at her for the second person human sex fic she found under lyra's bedunf
This is entertainment, lies are entertainment. You are down on your knees begging me for more.
>>7543686Because you have a massive horse boner fpr Lyra.
>>7543702Do you want me to come over and slap you?
>>7543715Darf is a niggerfag
>>7543718ahthere it is
>>7543718>you will never have a horse boner
>>7543702Something about green.THE SUMMONING IS COMPLETE!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9C_HReR_McQEvery thread until you can't sleep.
>>7543702Better dead than red
>>7543686it has ponies
>>7543702No, pink is what it's at.
Your applesauceAll over mah face.
>>7543748But pink is just an illusion!
>>7543748That's not a primary colour, you twat
>>7543270Err. The fact that she's a filly allows her time to grow out of being a bully. It was hard for me to think of a least favorite pony to be honest.
Is anyone else disappointed that the finale won't have Alicorn Twilight?It at least would have been interesting.
Slippy pone is a good pone
>>7543766>A day at the office of Mojang
>>7543754>>7543761What a shame, and I was just going to something something Pinkie Pie!
>>7543773why is annoyed FS so cute?
>>7543736I didn't plan on seeing such things, dear anon.Now I'll never be able to look at creativity the same way again..
>>7543642But these features are what makes her so lovable
>>7543772>Is anyone else disappointed that the finale won't have Alicorn Twilight?>It at least would have been interesting.Huh? Is there some new confirmation or something?
>>7543772>Thinking it won't have Alicorn Twily
>>7543779Shop that with Nathan plz.
>>7543773What was up with the animation that episode?Remember those little clips we used to get from that random animator about how they quality controlled shit like this?
>>7543772She could still mix her destiny up with that of Celestia/Luna.I don't actually care too much because it wouldn't have been permanently anyway
>>7543793There's nothing wrong with the gif he just posted
>>7543796>mixing up destinies also mixes up racesNow that would be an interesting ep.
>tfw no qt3.14 bugpone gf
>>7543770>not having DT as your favorite filly
>>7543773what about trippy pone
>>7543817>not living your life through AiE storiesget on my level
>>7543812I guess it just looked a little weird out of context.Regardless, there were a couple of other errors that episode that people have been posting.
>>7543817>qt3.14 >bugponeGet new eyes.
>>7543817>tfw no ssp
>>7543822Why would you do that? You tryin to be edgy, anon?
>>7543812How about this, then.
>>7543826I-I don't want to get on your level
>>7543840>>7543826yep time for bedGood night everyone! try the veal.
>>7543844Hahahaha what the fuck
>>7543839No, I think she's really cute.
>>7543826>tfw you've been working on a fanfiction in your head for over a year>itll never feel just right
>>7543844Now I can't stop thinking of spike drift racing.
>>7543833Wow, way to be a jerktwat.
>>7543860well, not until you write it down, anyway
>>7543851I suppose I can dig that. I would need some headcannon giving her a cuter personality though.
>>7543833Fluffys bugpone is cute as hell.
>>7543870>write it downNot a chance in hell.
>>7543861My thoughts exactly.
>>7543874But I like the cuteness juxtaposed with meanness.
>>7543817She's very demanding
>>7543886Fuck you, you ugly insect.
what just happened
>>7543281dudeshes her sister
>>7543886>>7543895I wish there was a version where she eats the paper instead.
>>7543903Derpy that's like the 3rd one this monthFor the last time you can just exit out of the picture
>>7543884My idea involved her meanness being a facade, so she'd maintain that. Just she'd be nicer on the inside.
>>7543909>Browsing the internet in easy mode
>>7543880WowThat buttAnytime, my queen
>>7543906I will stab you in the carapace and violently impregnate the hole.
>>7543906That is some funny shit. My compliments to the artist.
She's going to be an alicorn.
>>7543951>A hoihoi picture that isn't ridiculously repulsiveWhat is this
>>7543951>inviting week-long bans with open arms
>>7543951>no piss streamstep up youre game
>>7543952>Not being a bugfag
>>7543967>Not a 5-second ban
>>7543948I have no problem with this. Provided she maintains her usual size. Shit'd be awkward with her towering over everyone like C+L do.
>>7543971I wasn't disapproving
>>7543989Is a first step to disappointment.
>>7543833But her eyes are perfect!
>>7544000>Hating anything out of principleNigga you dum
>>7544008No, change back.
>>7544010I figure if I can enjoy Nezunezu, I can learn to enjoy hoihoi.
>>7544012I didn't support them without reason.
>>7544025>she will never say this to you
POST YOUR SILLY HEADCANONSTrixie's last name comes from Paper Moon>Trixie>Lulamoon>Trixie Delight>Paper Moon
>>7544025Looks more like 'let's do it' to me.
>>7544024>not hating him on the extension of principles
i made a thing
>>7544040It's too early for this, anon.
>>7544040Why would she say that to human? You know we're evil.
>>7544053bitch I have no principles
>>7544060That scene felt so out of place. I have no idea why people got so mad at the end when this one was far worse. It's been shown multiple times that Twilight shits her pants at the thought of disappointing/displeasing Celestia and now she shouts at her?
>>7544067Well, I do.
>>7544040Serving is its own reward.Especially when her majesty requires bellyrubs
>>7544065>Why would she say that to human?
>>7544086>you will never be the only person she allows to see her doing horse stuff
>>7544060Doesn't work so well because the joke is out of context
>>7544040Transdimensional travel is possible But there is a severe augmentation process that supposedly strips your humanityThey have refined the process since its inception but there are still risks Would you travel to Equestria knowing that you might not be able to even feel upon arrival
>>7543270She has a nice color scheme?Golddigger
>>7544095Feels are worthless.
>>7544095Depends on how shitty I feel when they offer it to me I guess.Though there's the chance that I'd take the risk anyway.
>>7544089>you will never give her a relaxing massage after a long, hard day of ruling
>>7544095I can't feel here, either, so I'd say I've got noting to lose.
Fucking Lauren Faust ruining my headcanon
so uhwhat'd i miss
>>7544091>i brought you discord and now you gotta make him good>uwotm8
>>7544115>celestia>rulingnigga thats damn a good joke
>>7544115>She falls asleep during the massage.It'd be the cutest thing ever.
>>7544099>implying S3 isn't canonThere's a limit to how silly you can be, you silly little munchkin
>>7544095Let's fucking do it.
>>7544124But Twilight isn't English, it's just kinda random.
>>7544130Why is she so perfect?
>>7544142>There's a limit to how silly you can beExactly, and S3 has surpassed it.>show will never be as good as it was during s1why do i even live
>>7544042That didn't actually happen, did it.
>>7544120fuckin' 5 star post nigger
>>7544155She's the best princess, that's why.
>>7544160Read his lips
>>7544160It did. Timestamp is somewhere around 51 minutes I think.
>>7544171LET ME DIE
>>7544129>250+ repliesIs /int/ as easily trolled as /v/?
>>7544141>you will never carry her sleeping form to her bed>you will never gently tuck her in, trying not to wake her>you will never hear her mumble your name blissfully in her sleep
>>7544171It hurts to live.
>>7544190>>you will never carry her sleeping form to her bedWouldn't that be a little bit hard? At least carrying around horses would be hard
>>7544189>trolledI don't see anyone being trolled here. Just a good pony hate thread.
>>7544190I- I-You people are good at this.
>>7544171>True fans>Separate from broniesWhat an honor mulpugYou're the true fans
feels day soon fellow horsefriends
>>7544171waitwhat is thiswh
>>7544200Shut up you stupid brony, she's light as a feather.DYEWTS?
>>7544204They aren't good, you are weak.
>>7544200She's a marshmallow princess, I doubt she's very heavy>>7544204mfw this is my first time trolling for feels
>>7544171I'm not sure why you guys are reacting like that. Out of all the stuff regarding the documentary, that's hardly the worst.
>>7544206If I were a girlAnd a guy gave me one of theseI would confiscate his ballsIf a girl gave me one, I'd be okay with it.
>>7544219It's extremely cringeworthy
>>7544210I like to think of it as "sensitive"
>>7544225I found it funny.
>>7544171I like how they condemned the term "Pegasisters"
>>7544219eh I don't knowThe the whole thing is awful, though. All dat money for this.
>>7544217are we gonna do this again this year
>>7544241I hope so
>>7544217I'm looking forward to it.
>>7544221What if a guy gave you one?
>>7544219They're acknowledging masturbation it a cutesy cartoon segment.
>>7544241You bet. Final episodes is only 2 days before valentine's day.
>>7544249Didn't I already address that?
>>7544252It's not?MLP is only good for porn.
>>7544261You said if you were a girlWhat if you were a guyAnd a guy gave you one?
>>7544252I'm not seeing the issue, sorry.
>>7544252I'm sure there are worse things just floating around. I mean, we've got ACTUAL horsefucking going on somewhere in the world.
>>75442582 days after, actually
>>7544262MLP porn is all tumblr and deviantart level shit.
>>7544269If it was as a joke, It'd be fine.If he seriously liked me...actually that would be cute.
>>7544280What else do you expect?
>>7544277>>7544277>implying bestiality is bad>even if it is, implying that mlp doesnt strenghten their numbers
>>7544281I like the way you think.
>>7544280There's anything beyond that?
>>7544280>naming your files
>>7544280There's no porn on deviantart
>>7544285Shit you must REALLY dislike the show then.
>>7544281Fuck you.I'd honorable except that chocolate from ANY guy from MLPG, take him out for a nice steak dinner, and make sweet passionate love later that night.No, I'm really not joking.pls Anon,fuck me you b-baka...
>>7544305he was referring to the quality of the artwork
>>7544305There was 4 years ago, because that's why I made my account.
You guys drink coffee in the morning
>>7544310What? I said it'd be cute.
>>7544306>naming your filesAlso, great deduction skills there, Sherlock.
>>7544317I can't fucking function correctly if I haven't had my cup or two.
>>7544317I would if that pone was selling it.And also if it didn't mess up my sleep cycle...
>>7544280>implying there's such thing as good pornAll porn is bad by default.
>>7544317>being a caffeine addict
Is there any schedule for the Las Pegasus convention or what it's called?I really want to see the VA panel
>>7544310Can we get lobster instead?
>>7544313>drawings>not shit worse than fagfiction
>>7544325Good show old boy
>>7544317My next cup of hot jones is the only thing I have to look forward to these days.
>>7544340Of course.Shall we share a dessert, too?
>>7544348C-Can I join too?
>>7544348I'm a fan of cheesecake. We'd probably have to split it though, I dont eat much.
oh you silly donkey cunt
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=juF3jkLmqL0&feature=player_detailpage#t=284sIs it me or does this sound like Pinkie?
>>7544351No it isn't.Just about every method of suicide is painful.Apart from, like, Morphine and stuff.
>>7544310>>7544340>>7544348>>7544350faggots.>tfw your husbando is straight
>>7544363You won't care when you're dead!
>>7544365You can join too.
>>7544365At least yours is still aliveRIP Tess ;_;
>>7544369Why suicide, then? You won't care about your praeblums once you're dead!
>>7544365Where do you think we are?
>>7544375>>7544378>tfw e-crush on LK, Euro and Tess
>>7544378>Posted 3 weeks ago
I'm sorry, I must have mistaken this for MLPG, this seems to be the circle jerking /b/read.
>>7544386Super duper homo gay.
>>7544389It looks like a giant ball sack.
Mlpg again on glorifying certain part of contributors?...I'll be back later I guess.
>>7544389>Have cup of coffee>"Today's gonna be a great day, I can just feel it.">Scroll down >See this>Mfw
>>7544365It's okay anon. I'll hold you, as long as you hold me back.
>>7544406>>7544406>certain parts of contributorsUnf
>>7544389Who the fuck thought those blushes are good?
>>7544418You just had to respond,even though you knew better, didn't you?
>>7544425No, I did it on purpose.
>>7544417I see little wrong.
>>7544425Is there a problem?
>>7544436Then get your sight checked.
Goodmorning MLPGI'll see you later
>you will never go out on a date with mlpg
>>7544479Thank god /soc/ is gone
>>7544482Fuck MLPG I want to date Rose
I'd date a MulpugAnonDunno about sexYou'd have to ease me into thatFiguratively and literally
>ponying, taking it easy>some lightheared contributor stuff gets thrown around for a few minutes>people begin complaining>MLPG diesThanks guys
>>7544482>MLPG will never call you back the next day
>>7544504>tfw no qt3.14 mlpg to cuddle
>>7544502Should we talk about this for the next 20 minutes? I'm sure everyone wants that.
guys mlpg is a 3/10 at best and he has pointy elbows
What if pony?
>>7544523But pony don't real
>>7544524Rainbow Dash is a tomboy character of the worst kind
Oh god I'm shitting liquid fire please help
>>7544493She's really cute, but I wouldn't want to date her even if I ever had the chance.
>>7544527You lie. Pony is real. If pony isn't real then why would so many drawings of pony exist?
>some of the documentary song was written by faust>that part with "true fans"S-she remembers...
The only thing I'd be interested in doing with you assholes irl is a group suicide.Even then, I cringe at the headlines.
>>7544541Many drawingsBut no photographs
>>7544545Reminds me of that anime club webcomic where the 4 members commit suicide in a car
>>7544543True fans of MLP means true faggots.
>>7544531She's one of the only tomboy characters I like.
>>7544545>Go to commit suicide with MLPG>Everyone hooks up>No-one kills themselves>Turns out MLPG was just lonely
>>7544532No more taco bell, dog
>>7544561Picture, again, etc.
>>7544573the fuck is that
>>7544543>implying she doesn't hate everyone equally>implying she's not a misanthrope by nowIf I was in her shoes I'd hate humanity by now.Oh wait. I already do.
>>75445832 cool 4 school
>>7544591Misanthropes are the elite of this pathetic plague we call humanity.
Well you'd have to hate humanity if you really wanted to live in Equestriait only makes sense
>>7544604Or maybe just hate a coworker...
>>7544599There's nothing edgy about hating humanity. In fact, it's the opposite which is true.>lol mankind is da best! FOR THE EMPEROR XD
>>7544543You mean this part? >"Well there you have it, all the bronies">"Anyp0ny else I missed?"They're talking about us, right? MLPG?I mean, we're not bronies...
>>7544626>he doesn't have human pridei bet you want to be a pony
>>7544627"True fans adored the show while others galloped to the herd"http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=OV-OF9wZWDs#t=69s
>>7544632Why the fuck are you even here, you stupid brony? There's nothing to be proud of of being human. Humans are stupid, weak, cowardish, prideful, gluttonous and bloodthirsty.Oh, how I away the day our tortured mother Gaia will project holy retribution upon us all.
>>7544651yes i am the greatest at everything ever
>>7544651Why is this so funny?
>>7544658>>7544667You're one of the more amusing shitposters.
>>7544652Read the top comment on that video.Just read it.
>>7544670The only one who's shitposting here is you. If you really thought like that, you wouldn't be in this thread. Are you on a behind-enemy-lines mission from /b/ to destroy the evil humanity-hating ponyfags?
Misanthropy is just an excuse to not try and better yourself.
>>7544683The second one worries me more
>>7544683Which one? The 12 year old redditor one or the 13 year old redditor one?
>>7544689But I saw this thing I don't like on the internet!
>>7544652I wouldn't say I 'adored' the show. Especially recently.
>>7544698Both."i c wut u did tere Xd" really hurts me inside though
>>7544714punch them hard
>>7544714I could make you some scrambled eggs if you want.
>>7544652>discord will never have a song
>>7544746Delancie is a good singer, but not children's cartoon good. They'd hire someone to sing in his place and it would be really noticeable and terrible. Just like Tabitha's freaking opera singer voice double.
What good will Discord do now?
>he watched the brony documentary
>>7544769I like Rarity's singing voice...
>>7544778get upstaged by the next villain
>>7544782I watched it too...You gotta atleast watch it if you're gonna claim it shit
>>7544782I watched it in a stream
Even though you aren't my favorite pony you still bring smiles to me from time to time.I don't dislike you or anything, It's just...It's hard for me to explain but you are just to much. Maybe someday in the future you will be my favorite but right now I don't want think you're on that list.Perhaps if you had some sort of consistent personality and for once take that lollipop out of your ass.There I said it, something good about you hope you're happy.
Rarity is a slut
>>7544778He is Q now. He will randomly pop in and mess with the mane six while also kinda helping them in a backwards kind of way.Also he will want to chill with flutters.
>>7544782I watched it to have a hearty laugh
>>7544782I skipped all the bronies talking
>>7544813>Just now figuring that out
>>7544809Why did Pinkie cum on Twilight's face?
>>7544846>not wanting to cum on Twilight's face
>>7544816>chill with fluttersI'm looking forward to that.
>>7544816My Little Pothead: Tetraidrocanabinol is Magic
>>7544846So she could lick it all off.What kind of question is this?
Which pony is best at sex?
>>7544876Fluttershy. All that pent up frustration, one can only imagine how she is behind closed doors.
>>7543270Since I don't have such a silly thing as a ''least favorite pony'', I will just go ahead and say a good thing about each one of them:I love Twilight's dorkyness and autism, her voice is amazing and she has the best reactions when things go sourFluttershy is adorable, but hilarious. Her lines are few but I'd have a hard time finding one that didn't make me chuckle.Rainbow Dash is just too cute, both in personality and design. You can tell she's putting up a facade, and that facade is cool, but the real pony behind that facade is even betterRarity is just grand! Such grace, such style, such glamour! And so much funnier when she drops it all and goes full diva! Also, best songsApplejack is the voice of reason everyone needs, and is full of good intentions. Her apple-related metaphors are hilariousAnd Pinkie just brings a smile to my face each time, which I think is more than enough to demonstrate how much I like her
>>7544897Nah, she's the type who will cry for no reason and then you start to feel awkward.
>>7544782KNOW YOUR ENEMY
>>7544903Do autists love their autism?
>>7544897This song expresses my feelshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLdspUM2Nck#t=72s
>>7544689The only way I can be better is by curing the plague rotting this world.
>>7544876Fluttershy makes you feel loved while you fuckRarity makes you really fucking horny while you fuckDash makes you cum the fastest but it's not good sexAJ has the best muscle control but is still very straight forward, most of her skill going to wastePinkie Pie is much like DashExcept she won't shut up and will probably make you do things you don't want to do in the heat of the momentTwilight is cluelessBut cute
Do you hate Rainbow Dash or her fans, /mlp/?
>>7544942I can guarantee not always.
I am a pony
>>7544949Why would I hate my 2nd favorite pony?
>>7544959Can I stick my finger in your urethra?
>>7544943I know anon. I know.
>>7544949>hating a pony
>>7544959Can I eat your skin?
>>7544966>implying I don't 3 stock Rarity every match
Where can I watch the documentary?
>>7544985In my ass.
>>7544990Care to look for it?
>>7544985On the internet.
>>7544966>implying I'm not the karate guy
>>7544966>implying a buff rarity could even bruise a paladin such as myself
>>7545020>>7544966One would assume that a muscle fetishist would know something about anatomy
>>7545020>boxing human Rainbow vs r63 human octavia
>>7545029I remember this same exact post being made.
>>7544966>>7545020Aw, why did it have to be Rarity who's the horrible anthro?
>>7545040I hate having deja vus in MLPG
>>7545029You don't have 2 biceps?DYEL?
>>7545029To be fair, he does know anatomy, he just doesn't know how to display it well.
>>7545040Yeah, we get the same thing about the feet fetishist, boobs fetishists,...
>>7544985Haven't looked myself, but someone posted a screencap showing it on Piratebay the other day, so might be there if you can't find an easier one.
>The CMC will never climb into your bed while you're asleep and sleep with you
>watching the show ironically>true fans adore the showhow sillyits like watching someone animate 4chan posts and sell them
>>7545075Good, I'm not a pedo.
>>7545075>They will never take turn to climb on your head
>>7545075They'll just piss everywhere in their sleep
>>7545075Sleep with me or sleep next to me?One is sweet, one is evil.
>>7544336look at those kicky little legs!
>tfw MLP merchandise will never be the quality of the sbahj bookWhen will Hasbro learn?
>>7545102Both are innocent when read without sex in mind
>>7545087Most bronies won't even realize it will they?
>>7545094fukkin horses ah tell ya
>>7545116>sbahj bookthe what now?
>>7545075>Wake up>One is on your head, the other is in between your thighs and the other using your nuts as a cushion>T minus 1 minute until morning wood kicks inHow do you escape, without waking them or getting a boner, and giving them a whiff of your morning smeg?
>>7545129>not cleaning your dick>>7545138>being a jew
>>7545129>morning smegThat's not even a thing.Not unless you haven't washed yourself in, like, days on end.
>>7545153>against your will
>>7545075>Discord will never be seen again
>>7545138I wish I had the chose to not mutilate my penis
>>7545162what an original subject manner
>>7545159I guarantee that both Discord and Trixie will be in the finale.If they're not, I will have sex with Rarity.
>>7545162>fluttershy saying "condoms"She seems the type who would have a cutesy nickname for them
>>7545159We'll see him again. We have to.So he can help Twilight become a princess
>>7545132Damn nigga that is quality.
>>7545075>None of them will ever hug you while you sit on your computer all day in hope to get your attention
>>7545132>that fine art>Geromy coin>author's notesDayum
>>7545196You're not dead yet?
>>7545196>that star with an eyeILLUMINATI!
>>7545159Good. He sucks. Esp. now.
>>7545162Why is angel the most abusive character in the show? Ironically he's also one of the most abused as well.
>>7545188Would she call them jimmy hats?
>>7545194>They'll never get upset when you tell them you have to work>They'll never get upset and wander off>You'll never find them taking a nap>You'll never scoop them up and put them in your lap while you work>They'll never hug your shirt when they wake up
>>7545162>not bringing your own"Aight I'll screw you, but I ain't payin for shit""lol k"
>>7545229My inner Buffyfag is amused at the fact that Angel seems to not get along at all with Spike
>>7545255>not being alpha as fuck>paying for sex
>>7545242I seriously can't tell if this is satirical or not.
first humanizing attempt....
>>7545271The tits look strange
>>7545229Fluttershy needs to be abused to get shit doneShe's a wreck without strong, assertive characters in her lifeThat's why she likes Dash so much
>>7545271Who is she supposed to be?
>>7545267It's a brony, so...
>>7545259I don't think Angel likes anyone.>feminist cartoon for girls>The only three male characters are a feminine dragon boy, a complete asshole rabbit, and a soft spoken country boy.
>>7545271I would use her vagina as a pencil case.
>>7545271those are some hentai ass nipples, japanon
>>7545271I totally would.
>>7545271The tits are good except that the nipples are pointing the wrong wayThey should point outwards moreAnd who is she?
>>7545254Stop it man, you're making my feels very feelie
>>7545271Guess the character
>>7545274Tits tend to look strange when the people are lying down
>>7545283You know, that kinda explains itFluttershy serves as some kind of filter. She pairs herself up with the most abrasive members and softens them over time
>>7545287the fuck is that?
>>7545300>replying that fast with an appropriate imageJeez, were you expecting me?
>>7545271There is something terribly wrong with your Sai. Everything is in some intelligible language. I hope this fixes your problem.
>>7545312These girls always have such nice skin.
Angel>Winona>Opal>Gummy>Tank>Peewee>That Fucking Owl>SpikeYou know it's true
>>7545312I've always had a thing for cute girls with unnaturally pasty white skin.
>>7545284>>7545303>>7545310ponka>>7545326then I should use English ver, man?
>>7545326>not knowing French
>>7545309>that feelie feel that feels...feelie.
>>7545338angel is the only that fucking does anything and spike is a joke
Would you a slutty dragon?
>>7545338>Opal above GummyWhat in the fuck
>>7545357What is it, orangehorse?
>>7545345Philomena isn't a pet, he's his own man and nobody tells him what to do.
>>7545357What is it Applejack?
>>7545357Put your hoof down or I will give you detention.
>>7545314>you'll never knowVictory is mine!
>>7545345Philomena is hardly a petShe's probably Celestia's closest friend after her sister
>>7545357WEH is it, Applejack?
>>7545357For the last time Applejack, no. No you may not ONLY write about apples in your essay.
>>7545375Fucking tits always destroy clothes
>>7545375Dammit, Japan!My penis can't take this!
>>7545375NahHitomi has shit titsFluttershy's would be smaller but perkier
>>7545398>smaller >than thatI disagree.
>>7545398I'm sure I'm missing a possible translation for perky here, but how the hell are boobs perky?
>>7545352Are you seriously asking this question in em ell pee gee
>>7545408Firm, supple.Not droopy.
>>7545352Is it the white/pink one?
>>7545410How the...?Are those goo ponies or something?
>>7545410>MfwI really shouldn't be aroused.
>>7545408You know Tara's tits?They're perky (Thanks to the enormous sacks of silicone stuffed into them)They're more shapely and less droopy when they aren't supported
Who is cutest pet?
someone asked me to draw diamond dog yesterday.
>>7545445Pinkie Pie, easily.
>>7545449Why are you not drawing at this exact moment?You need to draw more.
>>7545441Taras tits are completely naturalSource: I fucked her.
>>7545449Stop drawing. You suck
>>7545462>implying she didn't use her Timmy Turner voice when you fucked her>implying you're not gay
>>7545462>Source: I fucked her.Have fun with your brony AIDS
>>7545449The angle at which that leg extends from the hip seems kind of unnatural.
>>7545449I like it.A lot.
>>7545470>>7545458Further proof that MLPG is a hivemind
>>7545462You and the rest of BronyCon
>>7545353Like clear skin on our girls.What's the problem?
>>7545385Don't be a buttIt's from RenneQuest
>>7545481i think it's >alright, it's just the leg's too long. oh and I realized I did fuck up the back muscles. oh well.>>7545470i tried.
>>7545449I LIKE THIS A LOT
>>7545451>Pet>Mane 6 character
>you will never fuck a anything
>>7545449oh wow, I like itis that Saffron?
>>7545542She's best piggy.
>>7545550No need for a reminder
>>7545449YesDiamond Dog butts are acceptable
>>7545449I don't care if that's man butt or lady butt, I want to make love to it.
>>7545574Don't worry anon. Neither do I.Let's not feel together.
>>7545550Joke's on you, I fucked myself just an hour ago.
>>7545449Take it with a grain of salt, I haven't actually studied human-like anatomy and mainly did it to procrastinate learning for exams
>>7545617Your neck doesn't grow out of your chest?
>>7545550Of course not, I'm going to become the ultimative Wizard
>>7545678you lose your chance if you masturbate. Even once.
>>7545696Fuck man, why did no one tell me that? All these years wasted... and I was so close
>>7545696I hear if you castrate yourself you'll immediately gain the wizard powers.
>>7545696>implyingThose are Monks, Anon. The accumulated mana burns itself up after a while, instead of being purified and concentrated by regular msturbation.
>>7545696What if I consume my mana?
>>7545708>Tfw can't be a wizard
>>7545696That's bad for your prostate.
>>7545722Chris Chan pls
>>7545739>justifying addictionsYou're no better than a brony.
>>7545716Yes, it looks much better this way
>>7545716YesVery nice titsPls no censorship though
>>7545713>>7545711>>7545708>>7545722You've all been lied to. It's orgasm that erects the ley block. Hell, even eating too much chocolate or smoking too much weed can do it. It would have to be, like, tons though.
>>7545716The body seems strange, like it's compressedThis'll probably get better with the coloring
>>7545196<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3
>>7545777Junior please behave.
>>7545777Can I report this for spam?
>>7545762it's sketch. I'll get rid of it when I ink picture.
>>7545777nyissssmore appabloom pls
>>7545716Yes, a lot.Doesn't really look like panka thoughMore like markerpone with untied braidsunf
>>7545784>a qt3.14 lesbean girl will never have an e-crush on you
>>7543902wouldn't that be something for Discord to do
>>7545340You'd like me then
>>7545826He said cute girls, not overweight neckbeard
>>7545826>implying you are a girl>implying I'm going to like you>implying you're not just going to steal my protein
the worst part about that song was that he rhymed pony with brony like 5 times
>>7545834but I am a girl
>>7545449>furry>outside of /b/please don't get banned newfag. You're awesome but, the janitor will ban your ass if they see that sort of thing here.
>>7545826Only if you shaved your legs.
>>7545839>pls rate my oc
>>7545805>qt3.14>starting to see people use this everywhere on tumblr,reddit,facebookthat sure spread fast, or maybe it started there
>>7545845i'm a girl tooi've got my pussy and everything
>>7545856Good, that means people will stop using it here soon.
>>7545844Yeah. That physically damaged my writer bone.
>>7545850>not shaving whole unwanted hair
>>7545845Sure, sure. And i'm the king of kangaroo land.
>>7545870implying austraila exists
>>7545847Diamond dog is from mlp mane
>>7545839>They will never put in a more awesome reference than the glasses in this episode ;_;
>>7545869>Not just letting it all grow out like a real man
>>7545862that's got to be a world record of something
>>7545856You know what else spread fast?
>>7545879God knows there's no proof of it.
>>7545891You don't understand, I need to maintain my pretty boy complexion.
>>7545891>being a monkey
>>7545910>Not being a bear
>>7545870And i got my ballad up shoes and every excuse to dance these blues away, aint comin home
>>7545862Is that a beard growing out of its forepaws?
>>7545910>being a pretty little ponce afraid to get his mascara wet
>>7545931>>7545934Whats the difference?
>>7545961>TeletubbiesScariest fucking thing I ever saw as a kid
Have a tiara and easy to rape cuz she is filly.
>>7545946>hurr so munly durrI bet you like 40k and enjoy MLP because it makes you so secure in your manliness.
>you will never hang out with chrysalis and nmm
>>7545617>>7545449>>7545529I decided to work on it a little more i guess. disagree about that neck part, human ribcages are angled forward, tried to address those other issues though.
>>7545971Mine was Pingu. That fucking expressionless face...
>>7545993That's much better
>>7545992I fuckin' hope when I get booted to Equestria I arrive in time for the first episode so I can actually meet NMM
>>7545992Would you kiss a bug pony?
>>7545993That's definitely better, good job!
>>7545991Why do you think everyone who disagrees with you is a 40kid?Did one of them rape you as a child?
>>7545996Pingu is the fucking best manNOOT NOOT your shit
>>7545993NOW INK AND COLOR/ASK FOR COLOR
>>7545991But I don't like 40K or MLP.
>>7546006Yes. Passionately. ____________________________I would.
>>7545996Claymation gave me nightmares.
>>7545993Very nice, I really like the pose. More Femrover is always nice.
>>7546039Bugs are smelly though.Except bees I guess.
>>7546046Isn't that Saffron?
>>7546006>You will never have your waifu replaced by a bug pone>You'll never get your waifu back>The bug pone will never ask if she can stay>You'll never have your waifu and a bug pone that turns into your waifu>She'll never turn into someone else when your wife is out of town>You'll never fuck her while she's turned into herself
>>7546049Well? Would you?
>>7546052Who is that?
>>7546071That one Diamond Dog OC with a big butt LK used in his quest
>>7546066Yes.I just hope she won't vomit any eggs into me
>>7546056>she'll never transform into you and cheat on you with your own wife
>>7546080>They do it all the time>She transforms into stallions or mares>And she fucks your wife in front of you>All the while telling you how much better your wife deserves and how you can never satisfy her
>>7546078>big buttOnly because we bugged him to draw her fat
So watching the episode again.Um.Remember Twilight's "all you need to do is whisper 'help' and we'll be right here" line? Sounded important at the time, never came to anything. So why even bother having that line in the script at all?Answer: there is way too much unnecessary dialogue throughout the episode. I get that the show needs to remind the viewers what's going on since it's a kids cartoon, but holy shit, it just never stops. Every scene and every second is just jammed with dialogue, and hardly any of it is interesting or funny, and very little of it serves to keep things moving along.A lot of MLPGers complained about there being almost no evidence that Discord and FS were becoming friends and that there should've been a scene before the dinner party when that happens. Others complained about the rushed ending. Both of those issues could've been taken care of if there was just less fucking dialogue being crammed in.Still a cute/10 episode but could've been leaner.
>>7546079But don't you want to carry's Chrysalis' eggs? Don't you want to be a part of the colony?
>>7546130Pretty sure the real bugfags would have unf'd at the thought of chrysalis unloading a bunch of eggs into their stomach
>>7546128Beat me to finding an appropriate picture to make the same point.
>>7546148>>7546155Okay, what is the difference between celestiafags and bugfags again?
>>7546148I don't have a proper opening to release them again after they hatched
>>7546173Celestiafags don't want to carry her eggs?
>>7546173Celestia fags are superior and have less-creepy fetishes
>>7546177You'd just vomit them back upIt's a veryVERYpainful exercise though
>>7546185Yeah, like setting an apartment complex into her vagina.
>>7546173We are superior of course.
>>7546173Celestia is the brony princess and Chrysalis is a boring one dimensional villain.
>>7546173>tfw bugfag and celestiafagI'm the worst abomination.
>>7546197>setting an apartment complex into her vagina.i'm sorry what
>>7546185>fetishesYeah, about that.
>>7546209do you masturbate to the thought of celestia's womb being chock full of chrysalis' eggs
>>7546185I'm not convinced.
>>7546210There was something about memory foam and unbirthing starring Celestia, but I can't find it.
>>7546209>Bugfag AND CelestiafagThe world isn't ready for us.
>>7546128>>7546157>tfw you prefer skinnybutt Saffron>tfw you would cuddle her vigorously
>>7546194I don't like pain too much, especially when I have to suffer it voluntarily.So I'd rather not hatch her eggs
>>7546261>screencaps with logocancerTHIS NEEDS TO STOP
>>7546173Bugfags had the dignity to disappear mostly after the first week after TCW.>>7546261But that means she's totally not a mary sue therefore better!
>>7546261>Celestia one and only chance to stand up and earn her right to be princess>Fails spectacularly>and then gets shown up by Twilight...So why isn't Twilight the princess? She's clearly more competent.
>laying the Queen's eggs>painful>not one of the most mind-blowing orgasms of your lifeif you're going to fantasize about impossible things, at least make it pleasant.although doing so is very casual.
>>7546286Bah! Twilight has yet to raise the friggin sun.
>>7546301>although doing so is very casualMaybe, but thinking painful on purpose is very edgy!What a choice...
>>7546286Chrys had sucked up too much lovejuice.DYEWTS
>>7546280>not typical rarifag.png
>>7546301>not just a neutral task in the emotional and hedonistic aspect, kind of resembling taking a shitAsexuality is my fetish.
>>7546238We shall wait in the dark till our day has come.
>>7546325That's a joke. Can you take that stick out of your ass or has Celestia forbid you to do so?
>>7546301how do you lay them if you're a dude thoughi don't do kidney stones bro
>>7546327Rarifags are barely worthy to clean Celestiafags' feet.
>>7546340>celestia will never shove a stick up your ass and forbid you to take it out before she allows it
Which pony could be most convinced to do evil and unspeakable things to sate her delusions of grandeur? Goddamn spec ops the line was so good
>>7546181>>7546185>>7546198>>7546370i know its a joke but i know too that celestiafags would love it
>>7546372gee, I wonder...
>>7546372Would you pick up a Rarara, even if she didn't want to?
>>7546346Your ass, of course
>>7546413oh okaythen yes
>>7546409A gentlemen would do this for a lady, but I'd just fucking pick her up.
>>7546425>Ruining your clothes for a sluthaah waaw
>>7546425fucking americans why don't they just walk around the puddle
>>7546425>but I'd just fucking pick her up.I would do too but she would likely complain about it.
>>7546436>>7546425Yeah, what the hell is up with that? It's not like I can buy or dry-clean my coat with a snap of fingers.
>>7546425I wonder if this actually happened or if it was just a thing for cartoons or movies.
>>7546464>It's not like I can buy or dry-clean my coat with a snap of fingers.>he still isn't Discord
>>7546469It was my privilege
>>7546467Some dork probably did it already, ruining his leather coat in the process.
>>7546425>not dating a little filly who happily splashes in the puddle, giggling while you quietly complain about your clothes getting wet
>>7546518>being a pedo
>>7546518>you will never go mud puddle stomping with an adorable filly
>You will never kiss a pony
>want to write more horse sex with Twilight>need to sleep early to workFuck shit
>>7546557>you will never lose all your face features except your mouth
>2010 was 5 years ago
>>7546562Have you ever sat down and really thought about your life?
>>7546630>fluffy is so better than tiara
>>7546630It's terribly awful.
>>7546637AW SHIT MOTHERFUCKERS
>>7546637>>7546643Is your body ready for tomorrow?
>>7546637someone should stram it
>>7546637EXCITELINK TO THREAD:>>>/co/45280026
>>7546681>IMPLYING THERE WON'T BE A BUNCH OF /co/ STREAMS
>>7546630>Someone paid for this
>"Stay brony">is a phrase people use unironicallyawful
>>7546630Is he even trying at all?
>>7546733What does it mean?
>>7546747it's what you say when someone in mlpg disagrees with you
>>7546713When did this embed feature happen?
>>7546747Same thing as "Keep it real" I guess
>>7546747i was not able to tell from context
>>7546764but we're all bronies heredid the documentary change that or something?
>that English kid with the dumb hat who didn't know how to talk to other peopleHe was faking that. I can't believe that someone is so socially anxious that they can't ask for directions out of pure necessity. That can't even be true. Especially of someone who is later seen 'hoof-bumping' a large number of complete strangers.
>>7546790You've never suffered from social anxiety, haven't you?
>>7546790You don't understand autism, do you anon?
>>7546790He had the assburgers, son
>>7546790I probably wouldn't. Then again, I probably wouldn't get lost in the first place.