"I'm going to invade your dream privacy" edition.Old horse: >>7436646
I AM THE GREATEST
>>7442623The better to infiltrate and violate you with, my dear~
>>7442650Wait, what's that reflection in her eye?>>7442653DUDE TRIGGER THAT SHIT
>>7442623has the password been changed?
I'm redoing the lines
>>7442645Bughorse is pretty
>luna will never assume her true form again
how the fuck do Zecora's face stripes work
>>7442645>Chrysalis's tongue will never go in through one of your ears and out the other>you will never feel her licking your brain clean
>>7442682They're fake. She's really a pony.
>>7442650>ENHANCEare you the same anon who always said that and took select sketches of SB and colored them?i missed you
>>7442677Bughorse is cute when she tries to suck the life out of ponies.
>>7442609>invading dreams>not pre-lubricating each orifice excessively and wearing flame-proof, acid-proof, magic-proof armor and wearing a blindfold and earplugs>mfw
>>7442691>sonic shoesA kid drew this, right?
>>7442680>mfw the season ends with everyone thinking Discord is reformed while he secretly is slowly corrupting Luna. the last bit of the episode being Luna becoming nightmare moon again before cutting to credits
>>7442711what is even the point of invading dreams if you're not going to have any fun
>>7442663It's the killer!>zoom>enhance>zoom>enhance>zoom>enhance>rotate 73 degrees on the z plane>printWe got the fucker!>yeaaah
>>7442719I sure like that pony, yes i do.
>>7442730Hah wow that would be amazing.
>>7442609No Brony Princesses allowed
>>7442707so, all the time?
Reposting for new thread"Hey guys,I've made a huff about our books not really being late, as they hit the month they are solicited for. Unfortunately, I've got bad news to report.Due to a customs inspection, MLP#3 is going to be delayed a week, till the first week of February. By extension, MLP#4 will ship the first week of March.Trust me, no one is more frustrated by this than me. We've pulled such long hours to ensure this book gets out on time. To see our efforts blown to the wind like this is extremely, extremely annoying.So: apologies, if there was anything I, or IDW could do, we would do it. I can say that the books are great!"
>>7442680>luna will never assumeMETAL BEAK! METAL BEAK! METAL BEAK!
>>7442682She has a relatively small mouth compared to the ponies. Think of it like a human having a beard and a mustache.
>>7442650Could you get the Diamond Tiara face as well? Since you've probably still got the thing open?
Why do futas have bigger dicks than me?
BUG HORSE IS A SLUT.AND SO IS YOU'RE WAIFU
>>7442719filly dash was the cutest filly
>>7442730>tfw an MLP season will never end on a cliffhanger
>>7442730that would actually be kinda neat. doubt it would ever happen though
>>7442695ohthat makes this much easier
>>7442763>that picI'm die.
>>7442740>season ends exactly as anon predicts>show gets canceled
You guys didn't even post the best one. For shame.
>>7442609I'll be waiting for you and ready for the night of my life. If you know what I mean. =)
>>7442748You got me girl
>>7442773pinkie ur drunk gimem teh keys
>>7442800ponies cant drunk
>>7442738Most adorable pony
>>7442730>last thing you hear is nightmare moons laugh as the credits begin to roll
>>7442718dunno, but DA users are always amusinghttp://sinjinize.deviantart.com/journal/>all that Mega Man wall text
>>7442791I like SB and his art and all, but his OC gives me headaches.
>>7442763JOKES ON YOUYOU'RE ACTUALLY MY HUSBANDO
i thought sb left forever
>>7442805have a gif anon
>>7442814I don't mind either of his ocs. I'm just eye-sore sick of him drawing snails.
>>7442788>mlpg lingers on for another 3 years>they'll find the last treasures of rule>you'll see
>>7442791>You will never be smothered beneath a puffy pony
>>7442824He did, some guy is reposting his sketches because "lol ill show those shitposters"
>>7442824its not sb posting those pics
>>7442808>the credits music is replaced by the soft sound of wind flowing
>>7442804>implying Celestia doesn't chug down a bottle of scotch before every episode starts
>>7442847>>7442854But what if it's SB knowing that we'll think it's not SB?
>>7442816>that'll show 'em
>>7442814>>7442835yeah. if there was only one way you could ignore it while enjoying his other art or to just let it slide, but alas... nobody will ever figure out this mystery
>>7442870NOT ON THE CARPET GOD DAMN IT
>>7442870Does it have sprinkles in it?
Here's the last one for that set.Should I do the last three tonight?
>>7442834Aww thank you
>>7442876It can be.
>>7442870Oh i get it, its funny because you intentionally miss-spelled her name.
>>7442892that is a sober pony
>>7442793Will do. Thanks!
>>7442894It's so sweet you wouldn't need any.
>>7442902Sure why not. These have been pretty cute
>>7442892They all were totally drunk that night, I wonder if someone got "lucky"...
>>7442903i want a version of this gif that also includes AJ as well. They are supposed to be giggling together afterall.
>>7442902>last oneWait, did I miss something?
>>7442896But that's not me, dude>>7442903Oh gosh look at those huge eyes
Why haven't you been giving Sugar enough attention?
>>7442942Because it's a shitty 63
>>7442926There's a full scene version but I specifically requested Dash because she's so pretty.
>>7442942Fuck off fatty.
>>7442923They weren't drunk at all.
>>7442938>Oh gosh look at those huge eyesoh anon its hard not too.
If you could control your pony waifu in equestria for one day what would you do?Keep in mind she will have to live with the consequences.
>>7442952You're a shitty 63
>>7442935It's part of this set which is part of a series PK did
>>7442961>Mrs. Cake is standing behind her when she calls Sugar a fatty
There's something wrong with my pony, how do I fix it?
>>7442980>Pinkie PieEhhhhh, It's sorta hard to ruin a pinkie day to be honest.
>>7443013spank her on the butt
>>7442730>>7442788>>7442808>>7442866if this happens I will literally shit every brick in the northern hemisphere.
Using the wrong method with the wrong technique.Wrong
>>7442973>>7442994I'm not implying anything. I am simply stating a fact about the show.
>>7442980>be Flutterslut>pay BM a visitSorry FS
>>7443013Trade in for new pony
>>7443019Why is her body the sexiest?
>>7442980>Rainbow DashI would honestly would spend a majority of the day flying around.
Which one would you?How hard?This are probably my favorite SS/DT humanizations, though there aren't that many to begin with.
>>7442953i think i have that gif but the two of them are the best part of it.>because she's so pretty.well duh
Have you ever scrunched so hard the person next to you felt it?
>>7443054Because regardless of how many calories she consumes in a day her hyperactive activities will prevent her from gaining any noticeable weight.
>>7443041>chosing to make worst ship canonCould could just visit Rainbow
>>7443093one time anon, and i spent the night in jail because of it.
So Pinkie Pie decided to go out on her own and start her own business selling ice cream from a cart. And it was a big cart, full of so many flavors and toppings you were guaranteed to get your favorite. Business was so good, all the ponies were clamoring to get some.It was all pretty good until a little too enthusiastic crowd knocked the thing over. Luckily Pinkie was ok and there wasn't much of a mess, though it really rustled her jimmies!
>>7443093I'm not a pony, I can't scrunch
>>7442770That would be pretty awesome if they did that for a season finale. Fandom would go nuts
>>7443116>not scrunching>2013Get a load of this guy.
>>7443113I don't get it
What do you all hope the resolution of the Dicklord and Flutterslut episode is?
>>7443121They don't even cliffhanger episodes anymore, why would they cliffhanger a season?
>>7443004>"Pinkie, what have I told you before? Fat hoes pay get us more dough!"
Hello guys! Would you like to see a WIP? Chances are you wouldn't even know what is going on.
>>7443132>implying human scrunches are similar in any way shape or form to pony scrunches>mfw
>>7443113i don't even think that was a pun
>>7443113Who keeps letting you on the stage??Keep it up SB, as painful as these jokes are, they do make me smile
>>7443138original character donut steel!
Fluttershy with round eyes?
>>7443140they get high and play 2-player kamen rider musou
>>7443142because no one would see it coming
>>7443144yes, but only if I'm allowed to draw on it later
Is it just me or has the (actual) GG not posted in MLPG for a while?
>>7443064I would cum inside that Silver Spoon before marriage
>>7443179Why would you do that?
>>7443155>>7443134Jimmies is another name for sprinkles
>>7442701thanks you, anonits been a while since I picked up anything to colour so perhaps I can endulge you a little
>>7443105upon further investigation it turns out that DA account is just trying to be ironic.
>u will never b this edgy ;_;
>>7443134>>7443155A name for those thin rod toppings that are often put on ice cream are jimmies.
>>7443113why do we always lose the good SBs?
>>7443163Real talk?I think she's a great pony who unluckily hasn't got any proper character development
>>7443194Maybe it's dooks or elslow
>>7443113OFF THE STAGE
>>7443140Discord was just fucking with her all along and runs off to create more chaos. Like he's writing a letter to Celestia but puts at the end "JUST KIDDING!" If it's anything but Discord just fucking with Fluttershy I will stop watching the show.
>>7443152Wow, you really don't know?Now I just pity you.
>>7443197>mfw eurofags call sprinkles jimmies
>tfw waiting for new package to arrive>whiteout weather conditionsit's like waiting for a package from derpy.
>>7443197Gee Beav, why don't you and Wally come down to the five and dime and see the soda jerk with me sometime?It'll be swell!
>>7443206Hurricane Fluttershy gave her and Dash lots of development.The Iron Will episode showed off her dark side when she got mad at all those ponies.
>>7443198oops I forgot to colour her tail
>>7443236But we already knew about her dark side from Best Night Ever
I like this pony, her hair is nice, and she is cute.
>>7443226Get a load of this square
>>7443226That actually does sound like a fun time with the CMC
>>7443219>My Late Package~WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN?
>>7443236>Hurricane Fluttershy gave her and Dash lots of development.No, not at all, it was a fucking great episode, but for Fluttershy it was another "overcoming her shyness" episode.
>>7443064I like the concepts, but DTs face looks odd as hell.
>>7443218ur sprinkles rustled m8?
>>7443261Yeah I agree on that, but it showed that RD really cares for her, not just in relation to the hurricane event and it's importance.
>>7443260Someone stream Wizard People right now.
>>7443197OP is just another word for fag.
>>7443248If Twilight's butt has taught me anything, its hip to be square
>>7443198>>7443240nice. surprised you're still here. i can hardly recognize MLPG most of the time.
>>7443257Little old cafes that serves malts and shit are neato I just don't know why you would call sprinkles jimmies. >>7443248Its hip to be square.
>>7443261well it gave Dash a lot of development at least. and it also has what i think is one of the best scenes in the whole show.
>>7443258One was supposed to be today but I guess tomorow fingers crossed. Another one on the 23rd
>>7443218>europoors call MLP teeny tiny horsey timey
>>7443297I hate to be that guy butI don't get it
>>7443242Oh yeah. But I guess the main point was that she was capable of hurting other ponies.>>7443261Of course, that's how most of her episodes go. But we actually got to see her willing to work at improving, and the way she took the failure said quite a bit. At least she was willing to lend support to Dash even if she couldn't help, and proved to be more useful than Spitfire.
>>7443305It was one of the few episodes where MLPG wasnt complaining about her being such a bitch
>>7443290I'm suprised I'm still here, honestly.the general has a very different feel to it, for sure, but there are some familiar elements that keep me here.
>>7443316Don't get what?
>>7443316Just a silly off-topic thing we started one morning...
>>7443297>have a package delivered to a friends house since I don't have an address I can use for delivery >see online the package has been delivered>Call friend>Oh I'm not home >$500 package sitting on his steps >MFWYOU SAID YOU WOULD BE HOME
>>7443305She really is a great pegasus
>>7443208I just came back, actually.Probably gonna stram, who knows.
>>7443276Double agree on this. HCS and RiaW really boosted Dash in terms of likeability. TCE aside, she's been pretty good inS3 thus far.
>>7443331have you seen the night thread on the 15th?
>>7443362No StreamsColoring onlyFinal Pony General
>>7443261I just realized something.....the upcoming episode is probably the first Fluttershy episode that isn't completely centered around her over coming her shyness.That's pretty nice
>>7443287I didn't know butts could teach
>>7443349if he's not home then just go over and liberate the package yourself
>>7443376>tfw missed it for early in the morning class
>>7443349>my 1000$ package is being delivered by fedex>check fedex reviews>1 star>the only shipping the site had was with fedexffffuuu
>>7443349I just want to take that girl and drip this in her eyes.
>there will never be a ponified version of this picture
>>7443348I can see how he'd be confused.MLPG is no stranger when it comes to small packages!
>>7443349>order package from across the country>in the process of moving to a new house but it's easier to have it delivered to the old house and it'll be safe>they don't require a signature for delivery>stop by on estimated delivery date>no package>call>the delivery guy asked a neighbor where we were and the neighbor told them we didn't live there anymore>so they returned the package>couldn't get a new delivery until the old one was back at the warehouse
>>7443417>listening to The Velvet Underground
>>7443417It's a good feeling.
>>7443395Is Trixie an owl?
>>7443407>order got split in to two deliveries>UPS shipment got here last week, FedEx shipment got here yesterday
>>7443376Heard rumours and felt the chill radiating from it through the general for the afterthreadkinda sad I missed what seems like a nice thread, but hopefull in the future there will be others->There's going to be another mini-hiatus due to a airdate being in febuary, apparently>then super hiatushopes depleting
>>7443419I swear one of these days...
>>7443381>AladdinMai nigga, that's one of my favorite animated movies!But I don't have it downloaded, so colors only, sorry man ;_;>>7443389We can play after the stream!
>>7443425>not listening to the most influential band ever
>>7443419never leave usplease
>>7443434Yea that's awlays fun, or when the dealer has stock and you have to wait days/weeks for back order. At least it's coming in one box (a chair).
>>7443448Dooks pls stram Wizard People.
>>7443434Ordering computer parts general? >Get internal stuff>Case doesn't come for two more weeks
>>7443449>not listening to the most influential band ever>not The Wailers>not The Clash>not Sex Pistols>not The Beatles
>>7443425StopI'm from /mu/ and even I know better
>>7443407What are you talking aboutFedex is amazingEspecially for international delivery
>>7443327she hasnt really been a bitch since the first half of season 2.
>>7443448>we will never have Aladdin stram
>>7443405>>7443443this post triggered it off: http://arch.413chan.net/mlp7370045.html#p7370682thank you, squeak~
>>7443474>influential punk>anything but MC5
>>7443498I really do like the little, visual jokes this show does
>>7443321>more useful than SpitfireBut everyone in Equestria is more useful than Spitfire. What kind of metric is that?
>>7443474>Sex Pistols>manufactured fake punk garbagePiL was good though
>>7443419As opposed to Littlest Package Shop?
>order a christmas present on december 7th>still not herethis is what I get for ordering from china
>>7443261You know there was a post few days ago. That broke down every Fluttershy episode and why every episode wasn't about her overcoming her shyness
>>7443513GREENDAY IS THE BEST AND MOST INFLUENTIAL PUNK BAND OF ALL TIME!
>>7443470>ordered corsair white 600T>coming in tomorowaww yisssss
>>7443516>But everyone in Equestria is more useful than SpitfireAside form Celestia and Luna, right?
>>7443485Well that's the rating here, i'm not in the states.
>>7443392>Shyness is the same thing as fear of dragons!
>>7443535Sweetie would say something like this
>>7443548what's the full version of this picture
>>7443515I've done that with people before too.>they extend arm>extend mine too to shake hands>realize their hand is in a fist and they were going for a fist-bump>oh>ball hand up and bump
>>7443535Sweetie please go to your room and listen to Paramore
>>7443474I'm listening to Super Black Market Clash right now!...like anyone cares.
>>7443600We /mu/ now?
>>7443580>shake their fist anyway
>>7443580>before you can form a fist your fingers turn into spaghetti noodles>spaghetti sauce bleeds from your wrist
>>7443515They're all so good.I need a .gif of Scoot yelping and clinging to a cloud. It was so unexpected it made me laugh aloud.
>>7443580It was a shoutout to the brohoofhand community!
>>7443570>NBC played "London Calling" all the time during the Olympics>mfw they clearly didn't listen to the lyrics before deciding on that song
>>7443596Are you saying Sweetie only listens to terrible pop songs like the ones her older sister sings?
>>7443580>try to bump it>They changed to go in for a shake too now>You try to go back, but you already committed>End up doing some terrible thing that hurst both your fingersWhite people
>>7443570We Clash now?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6FZwVvS8_8
>>7443627Hahahaha what a faggots.
>>7443629Isn't she into Jpop?
>You will never have an imouto who is also your waifu
>>7443240Grreat job. It's nice to see art being done for a picture rather than a Tulpa.
>MLPG liking good musicWh-What is this good feel...
>>7443622i really liked that too, though was slightly annoyed they reused it for Babs Seed
>>7443570>>7443640are all punk video comments arguments about how punk is dead
>>7443627I cracked up when I heard Enola Gay being played
>>7443637>not getting into an impromptu Rock Paper Scissors fight like true gentlemen>one must fall
>>7443614>all that Folk PunkPleb
>Mostly order from China>Buy something from the States>USPS must be better than China Post>mfw it's notGet it together AmericaHow can you have such a shit service and still be losing money on it?
>>7443570Nice.>not having london calling as your ringtone
>>7443614ajj is awful and you should feel awful for liking them
>>7443678Pretty much, shit's annoying.
>>7443656>You will never have a child bride>You will never be a fathergroom
>>7443675I'm getting high on believing!
>>7443656I want to have Sweetie as my waifu.I'd wait all the time in the world for her.
>>7443675Motherfucker, we like all the good music.You should be here for the hip hop discussions.Ready to Die > Illmatic > Reasonable Doubt
>>7443678to be fair, Green Day is pretty horribleit's just that no one complaining about them has any interest in seeking out the actually good punk bands
>>7443675>mlpg likes mainstream punk musicthere's nothing really special about it tbh
>>7443689I've never had a problem with the USPS.
>>7443692>tfw add frontman on facebook and we talk for a couple of minutesHe's a chill dude and they have great songs
>>7443709I'M JUST SAYING
>>7443624Oh god it looks like Pinkie's hand
Nobody genuinely likes Pinkie's parties. She can just hypnotically compel them into attending and having fun just by talking about partying.When they snap out of it, they're confused by why they acted like hyperactive nine year olds for hours on end
>>7443614>SeabearNot bad. I never followed 3x3 threads and wouldn't know how to rate you, but that collage is alright.
>order a book from Amazon>Estimated date of arrival: Several years from now>no way to fix it
>>7443691>tfw I have marquee moon
>>7443719>hating on something because it's mainstream/mu/ pls
>>7443750>Not contacting support or cancelling your order
>you will never motorboat fluttershy's wings
>>7443740>Look what I can do with my HOOFFS!When she said hoofs i squeed so hard and replayed that line over and over. ITS SO CUTE. She just throws her voice perfectly there.
>>7443745It would be fine if she didn't hold a party every other godamn day
>>7443691I have Pinocchio as ringtone, yeah it's not The Clash but they were a great inspiration for Manu Chao if that counts.
>>7443729>songs about anarchy>good>>7443769I didn't say i hated it I just said it's nothing special or out of the ordinary
>>7443788>every time posts this picture, I ask for more corsetpones>nobody ever responds>nobody ever posts more
>four massacres>obongo making executive orders>massive gouging and panick buying>CAN'T FIND A SINGLE FUCKING THING I NEED IN STOCK ANYWHEREAT LEAST YOU HAVE A PACKAGE TO COMPLAIN ABOUT
>have to pay just to get your package
>>7443745Kind of like us and these threads?
>>7443596>Paramore>not Rise AgainstDon't mislead the girl, she's confused enough as it is
>>7443795And then she died
>>7443809it is funny how american keep showing that they are the biggest retards in the planet
>>7443812Exactly like these threads. The puzzle pieces are coming together, and the masquerade is falling away...
>>7443789That would be pretty nice. That middle part of their shoulders is pretty sensitive. They like to be scratched there
Here is my WIP. Slow but steady pase
>>7443809Dude, that's been going on since before Obama became president. In the first 4 years, when all he did was allow guns into parks, people were buying up every bit of ammo.
>>7443804What, did American Tune offend your privileged white man feelings?Also it's fucking folk punk, of course it's gonna have some Anarchy in it.
>>7443811>not owning a teleporter to instantaneously acquire physical goods over the internet for free
>>7443809That's because we don't want semi automatic gunsBecause we're responsible human beings
>>7443851Stop it, anonymous.
>>7443809>talking about guns>calling obama a racist nameHahaha redneck fagot. Get back to /k/.
>>7443862yeah the instant he got elected, all the teafags started snapping up ammo.fuckin idiots
>>7443847>>7443812But.....who is OUR Pinkie Pie then?
>>7443800I sense an okay taste here.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wW33aOPAqs
>>7443858pretty nice but who's the pony behind sweetie belle
>>7443875>not just replicating them with your 3D printer
>>7443838At least I don't have to put up with something called a TV LICENSE.>>7443862You could still get magazines at the market price and ammo wasn't THAT Hard to find. Now I can't even replace the bent follower in one of my WASR's magazines.>>7443883Enjoy your nosports. I don't even hunt. I compete. You need semi-auto for that.
>>7443858looking good so far
>>7443851Ẃ̷̛̐͗̏̂̑ͧ̈͒ͤ̍̏̑͒͗̓̾̽́͡҉͈̹̻̲̬̻̰͕͎͍͙̘̖͖̲̱ͅh̡̳̗͔̙̥̭̼̼̭̫ͭͨͣ͊̊ͬͭͭ̈́̓͆̿͊̍̽͜͝ͅä̢́̉̏̐̾̂̊̌͐ͨͤ̓̽ͨ̐̑ͦ̄͏̢̲̬͇͖̱̠̥̞̰̠̥̫̫͎̬͚́͜t̴̶̶̥͈̯̩͉̝̞̒̔̃͂͆͂ͩͩ̇̒̉̉̒̽̇͗͛͞ ̶́͛͂̈́̃͐̏̕͜҉̯̦̻͍̖͕̮̪̩͚̤͚̟̤͍h̴́́̅͊͗̾͋͊͌̚͏̟͉͈͇̰͕̭̪̤̞̥̜͙̪̩̫̜̦ą̙͎̣̦̅̋ͣͪ͗ͤͭͥ͟͝͞v͉̲̪͚̫͉͉ͩ̎͒̆ͬͩͭͮͣ͟͞e̶̊ͬ̓̂ͫ̽ͪ͛ͧ̑̎̓͊̈́͜͏̪̤̼̦̞̗̻̖̟̜̩ͅ ̏͂ͭ̐̓҉̷͔͎̰͕̬̼̝͚̯̕͢y̴͛̈ͫͩ̽͑̽ͤͮͨ͡͞͏̧̝̠̩̰̟̳͈̫͔̼̮̳̟̤̼̺̣o̓ͥ̄ͬͭ̂ͯ̓ͨͧͤͮ̔ͮ̓ͨ͂̿ͥ͏͓̦͇̠͖̗͓̞̻͚̰̻̖ͅŭ̜̰̩̣ͣ̇̍ͯͥ̿ͬ̋͑́͡ ̵̢̛̖̣͚̞̟̖̟̤͎͓̱͖̘̻͔͙̣̳ͬ́ͫͪ̔̒̌̑ͫ͂̐̈̽̆̈́ͦͬ̇͂͞d̆̍̃ͮ̉̎̀̽́́̀ͦ̋͏̳̪̱̠̱̠͉̺͚̜̬̠̻̻͙̘̭͢o͕̺͎̯̦̥̫̪̗̩ͥͧ̇͗̽͌̐́ͣ̐͆̍̉͐̉͞͞n̸̢̝̺̲̯̟̙͎̱͙͚͖̄̾ͪ̉̎ͪ̑̌́̐̌̃́͡͠ͅe̛͕̮͍͈̩̻͇̩̲̰̼̤͎̤̰̹ͭͮ͒̂͘̕͝͡
>>7443858That's looking gorgeous so far! I really adore your work and its liveliness.
>>7443258Soon my precious will arrive and then spending more time on the pc will be easier.
>>7443809What did he do other than tell people to be more careful with background checks and shit?
>>7443873exactly>songs about anarchy>goodalso>song about white people complaining about white people>good
>>7443904Yes I am also perplexed by freckled not Applebloom
>>7443858I'm loving this so far
>>7443915Use a paintbull gun? What do you need lethal force to "compete" for?
Comic scan soon?
>>7443858What was your tumblr again?I forgot to +follow.
>>7443935I had one of those, they are comfortable.
>>7443937Revving up dat AWB 2.0. I'm mildly displeased about the background check thing complicating private transfers because I have a family friend with a type 03 FFL who can handle the 4473s for us, but fuck is an AWB doesn't completely and utterly fuck me.
>>7443947What the fuck are you doing
>>7443935>mesh back>mesh seatthe african american of mine
>>7443951It's Babs. Ugh, I guess I'm not doing so well of poeple are asking who she is.
>>7443939>implying he doesn't hate himself as much as he hates everything around him3/10 made me reply
MLPGHow do I know when pony is.....the one?
>>7443957>paintball12 year old please go. I'm not shooting 3-gun or IPSC with a paintball gun, that's just stupid.
>>7443963I want to fuck bookhorse
>>7443809In Oakland last Friday, there were half a dozen murders in the span of a single day. All pistols, I imagine.
>>7443993>he's never sat in an aeronit's like a god damn hamoc for your ass. it's amazing.
>>7444004When she pops the question.
>>7444009What if purplebooks was not prepared
>>7443798>Pinkie's party just let out>you have a sugar headache, you're tired, and you just want to go home and pass out>"Don't forget to come extra early! I'm throwing a special breakfast party!">You can't sleep; you're just too excited to make it to the party in the morning
>>7443853fluttershy must be having the time of her life then
>>7444008Ah I see, you need a gun to make up for that micro penis. Makes sense.
>>7444004It's something that you'll just know when it happens
>>7444014maybe we should be focusing on handguns instead of "assault rifles"
>>7444004You'll know when you know
>>7443995She needs to be fatter
>>7444026What would it even look like if she was?
>>7444014The last couple of massacres are the only times anyone's used rifles for crimes, and lanza left his in the damn trunk! Why the hell do they want them banned?!
>>7444017>aeronpost a pic plz, never heard of it
>>7443931>>7443995Naw its fineI'm just thrown off by seeing Bab's in a CMC group shot. Still getting used to her
>>7443998Why would you want to listen to songs about white guilt
>>7443995I knew who it was, I thought it was pretty obvious.
theres a bad dragon sale
>>7443919yesthiswe need more of this
>>7444028>"And-and then... Anon, guess what? And then I'm inviting you to a party in my pussy~"
>>7444028I'm sure I would be just as happy to attend her parties even without her hypnotic powers.
>>7443627I'm familiar with the lyrics, but they're not particularly meaningful, or inappropriate for the commercials.It's not even like that cruise line that marketed that Iggy Pop song about heroin addiction.
>>7443900That's the grand mystery. Find that out, and you can stop this cycle.Find them, and you can free us all.
>>7444054No one needs a fucking rifle for "self defence". And the second amendment is bullshit and was made for an old era. Good luck fighting the gov with your little pistols.
>>7444055Aeron is the mesh chair in the image above. It costs around a $1000 dollars.
what if you were walking down the street when suddenly pony accosted you and asked her to hidemoments later the authorities come and ask you if you have seen pony in the areado you cover for the pony or do you rat police pony out
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>>7444091ARG, IT WAS THE TILDE THAT DID ITDAMMIT PINKIE WHY ARE YOU SO SEXY?
http://www.livestream.com/dookshttp://www.livestream.com/dooksWorking on Twily!
>>7444028Can;t we just have a nice little quite slumber party?
>>7444073>you will never do a little shake with Twilight
>>7444104I would play with that pudge all night.Goddamn.That is some fuckable pudge.
>>7444051she needs to be bimbofied
>>7444114Nobody needs gay marriages. So it's OK to ban them.
>>7444135Pone is not fat, pone has a nice healthy chub.
>>7444136I'd obviously cover for her and hide her and try to get her back home.
>>7444172To be fair, nobody needs straight marriages either.We should just ban marriage altogether.
>>7444134>tfw I can get one for a fraction of the price
>>7444096>'cause London is drowning, I live by the rivernot to mention the stuff about "a nuclear error", ice age coming...
>you will never touch this
>>7444114But they're not even causing any problems! FOur crimes in ten fucking years does not warrant a blanket ban!And carbines are god-tier for home defense, you have no idea what you're talking about.>hurr use a shotgunShotguns are actually quite shit at defending a house. Too long and they'll blow all your goddamn walls down. Good 75grain JHP's out of a 16" or 14.5" barrel will knock anyone down in two hits, and if you miss they pretty much self-destruct after two layers of drywall. As close to perfect as you get for home defense.Not that you know anything about external ballistics.
>>7444195i honeslty wouldn't be opposed to this at allbut then we'd be getting a bit Huxleyan and that's not a good thing
>>7444195nobody really needs anything except food, water and oxygen...
>>7444206Lucky bastard, company discount?
>>7444026What if you are not prepared?
This looks nice
>>7444221>Brave New World>Not absolute paradiseYou people need to evolve.
>>7444234What if alicorns are space angels
>>7444194but they're watching her homedon't you know nothing manyou got to clear her name or she will spend her life in hiding
>>7444221I wouldn't mind living in Brave New World actually
>>7444256Ooh, coloring the lines? Nice touch.
>>7444163>thick, bimbofied BabsAlmost won over
i actually saw princess luna in one of my nightmares and she saved me from it, it happened about 2 weeks before sleepless in ponyvile aired. basically what happened was since i had been forced to help my little brother with his minecraft so much it was causing me to dream about it, i had a nightmare about fighting the ender dragon and getting my ass handed to me. everything looked realistic, the towers of obsidian, the endermen and even the ender dragon. it was also being rode by herobrine, just as i was about to run out of hearts and die luna swooped in and cast some spell that fried those 2 and then we went to canterlot to have tea and cookies
>>7444261>Implying the perfect world isint a military meritocracyDo you even Heilein
>>7444261>>7444276soma sounds awesome
>>7444287DON'T FALL ANON.THINK OF HER MIND. SHE'D LOSE WHO SHE IS.
>>7444287What's the missing ingredient?
>>7444213Yeah yeah yeah. Edgy adolescent shit>Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not healOnly from the 70s so it's not even ironic anymore.
>>7444256I love itBut its one of the goofiest crossovers ever
>>7443809>>7444014>show every shooting is on the news and make it out to be a huge deal and study every aspect of the shooter>more shootings always followMedia kills
>>7444256Jak & Daxter?
>>7444295BNW is much more equal and you get to be drugged out of your mind all the time instead of being forced to go kill bugs just to be a citizen
>>7444321Wow, what a dumb comic.
>>7444292I had a dream where I was lost in the desert and Luna saved me in a giant flying fortress.I wonder if anyone else has had dreams about being saved by Luna.
>>7444314not what I was saying, just that it really isn't appropriate for an Olympics commercial, same way Crawling wouldn't be
>>7444342I've got to agree with this.
>>7444342>implying going killing bugs in what is basically a fully armed giant mecha at 1/10th the scale wouldn't be fucking awesome
>>7444150Even Pinkie's slumber parties are unnecessarily big. Imagine the banter among the guest:>"I haven't been to a slumber party since forever!">"I'm surprised I came; I have work in the morning">"That's funny, I was in the middle of doing something important before I came here...">"Oh god, the kids! I need to get back ho-!">Pinkie announces it's scary story time>Everyone stops what they're doing and giddily huddle around her
>>7444337ooh, have you seen this too anon?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PezlFNTGWv4
>>7444324*sigh* i know i know, my litttle brother freaks out about herobrine (who does not exist) and just to fuck with him i made his skin on minecraft from the standard steve into the white eyed version just to freak him out. shit was funny as hell. seriously hes obsessed thinking herobrine is out to get him
>playin gw2>pone themed character>get a tell>"My kid told me to tell you 'Best Pony'"HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGH
>>7444327Ok never mind, I stand corrected >>7444383
>>7444396Can't... Can't I just have some personal time with Pinkie?As friends?
>>7444337How many psychologists and criminal justice professors have to come out and say this before the media enacts a plan along these lines?
>>7444380>implying being killed by a bug millions of miles away from home wouldn't suck even if you got to pilot a mecha beforehand
>>7444418The media's not gonna change
>>7444396But I didn't bring a sleeping bag!
>>7444347I bet sentenal has dreams about Luna every night.
>>7444418Because it's video games' fault.
>>7444342Nigger I WANT to go squash bugs in power armor, are you fucking stoned?>not wanting to be Mobile Infantry>2013
>>7444396You never had 16 person slumber parties, anon?>That one kid who calls her mom at 2 since "she couldn't sleep"
Would you walk in on marker horse between threads?
>>7444418>Anyone acting for the public interest everYou're cute.
>>7444418What we need is some kind of cover-up. If the media won't do it themselves, we need the government to cover it up for us.
>>7444437I didnt question it.But thought it was cute nonetheless.
>>7444423To be fair, the MI undergoes hypnotherapy. I don't think it's much of a stretch to think many of them might be drugged on top of that.
It was your fault.
>>7442609Applejack dreaming about Big Mac fucking her tight pussy
>>7444459I'd rather be stoned than kill thingsguess that's why I'm not /k/
>>7444465I've never had or been to a slumber party.
>>7444310Perhaps Babs being bimbofied as initiation into the CMC?
I can't draw tonightgood night folks
>>7444400no I have not, but this really hits the nail on the head
http://pinkequestria.tumblr.com/>this entire tumblr
>>7444444Oh bollocks, now we're going to get every dubs-checking twit this side of the board.
>>7444488Of course it was.Don't you think that was my intention all along?
>Not just restricting concealable and assault weapons to those that have a reason for them (self defence isn't a reason)Tell me why you need anything more than a bolt action centrefire or a pump action 20 gauge
>>7444488Fuck you frog.
>>7444465I had one, but it was around age 17, so that didn't happen. It was so fucking fun.
>>7444514I live in Oakland.
>>7444498Yeah, me neither. I just slept over at a friend's house, occasionally with a third friend.
>>7444502that is twilight thoughnot tonightcan you draw tonight tomorrow?
>>7444498Did you have no friends?You haven't even had a friend sleep over?
>>7444514Reasons.Now fuck off back to /pol/.
>>7444514Tell me why you need porn and violent video games.
>>7444514>>7444532Please don't start this again dumbass
>>7444514It's not about needYou don't need your computer, why don't I take that away?
>>7444488This is correct
>>7444491You're right. You're not.And that's why you'll never be a citizen.
>>7444540I had friends, but we never stayed at anyone's house.
>>7444501but then they'd all be slutty carefree little bimbos
>>7444544To masturbate and talk about on /v/
>>7444502Were you the one who drew this for me?Thank you. It was very nice and you even guessed my favorite pony
>>7444514what if your favorite pony wanted to own an assualt riflewould you deny them their pony constitutionally protected pony rights?
>>7444544Tell me why you need cuddles and fetishtalk.
>>7444558I do need a computer, actually. The world I live in demands I have access to the Internet and ability to make/edit files
>>7444574alsdkjfhpqodhf[poqhwefoj;qjwe;fjq[poiwfjoaqdjflk;asjlfjalsdjf;lajsd[fpoijq[wpejf['qwjf>There will never be a story about the CMC becoming bimbos.
>>7444569but I am a citizen
>>7444404>Playing an MMO>All variations of Panka are takenHOW
>>7444598They still don't get their cutie marks
>>7444571You are more of a dork than Twily>>7444570Why not, anon?
>>7444590I don't trust pony to own rifle.How would she use it anyway? She doesn't even have fingers.
UNICORNS ARE THE EVIL OF EQUESTRIA! THEY CAUSE UNTOLD DAMAGE, THE BABIES WRECK HAVOC AND THEY LOOK DOWN ON EVERYONE. BAN UNICORN HORNS! REMOVAL FOR ALL FOR A BETTER SAFER EQUESTRIA.
>>7444558>Computer>Provides access to information, communication and entertainment>Also increases productivity>Semi auto guns>Kills people fasterhmmmm
>>7444626>Computer>provides access to 4chan
MLPG I love Pinkie Pie, but how do I get her to commit?
>>7444596The world I live in demands I can protect myself.I'd rather not be the next brutal murder victim on the news.
>>7444566SMTP error from remote mail server after RCPT TO:<email@example.com>: host gmail-smtp-in.l.google.com [184.108.40.206]: 550-5.1.1 The email account that you tried to reach does not exist. Please try 550-5.1.1 double-checking the recipient's email address for typos or 550-5.1.1 unnecessary spaces. Learn more at 550 5.1.1 http://support.google.com/mail/bin/answer.py?answer=6596 fv1si4142638igc.0 - gsmtp
>>7444465I thought big slumber parties was more of a girl thing. Mine have only been six people, tops
>>7444651do you protect yourself with a pistol or a high powered assault rifle
>>7444654>fluffy fell off the wagon and landed in crazy townwell craziER town.
>>7444663>not having a 12-man Halo LAN blowout
KING OF THE NERDS IS ON I NEED A STREAM.A STREAAAAAAAAM
>>7444622Trixie couldn't even hurt RDTwilight is just IMBA
>>7444622>implying pegasi aren't much more dangerousseriously, just look how careless this one is being, think how easily she could hurt someone
what is best pony to have as wife? mistress?
>>7444651Please, if someone with an automatic rifle wanted to kill you, he is going to kill you. You having a gun won't change that surprise attack.
>>7444612>all variations>ALL>VARIATIONSCLEARLY YOU HAVEN'T THOUGHT OF THEM ALL
>>7444672I'll take the assault rifle.
>>7444672I protect myself with a nothing because I refuse to live in fear no matter what TV says.
>>7444691Princess Cadence and Cadence
>>7444694>breaking into my house>surprise attack
>>7444514>reasonsIt's not about making 'proactive' restrictions (which is a shit-tier way to legislate), it's about finding the least restrictive means to accomplish what needs to be done. This is the difference between the US and the rest of the world.'Assault Weapons' don't need to be restricted. They cause very few problems, the recent tragedies being the first to use such rifles in over a decade. If anything, penalties for carrying a concealed handgun need to be increased and more people need to be educated on self-defense laws. That way good people stay alive, bad guys go to prison for longer, and the gang members keep killing eachother off, which is ALWAYS a good thing. Everybody wins.I own them because I like them and they are fun. Shooting is already expensive enough and I do not support any legislation that would get in the way of enjoying my hobby, like registration, licensing and feature bans.>that feel when you can get around the metal detectors at your state capitol by showing them your Concealed Handgun LicenseFeels good to live in a Free state.Also I don't hunt or shoot from a bench, so both the boltgun and the pump shotgun are useless to me. Plain and simple.
>>7444691Well, it depends on what you want out of a partner
>>7444694>better disarm yourself now and let people kill you
>>7444705When you need help please don't ask for any.You don't deserve it. If there's a break in don't call the cops.They won't be there in time to protect you anyways.
>>7444598>Like, Cutie Mark Crusaders, totally friends with benefits!
I fight with my fists and my wits because guns killed my parents
>>7444705Have fun getting raped by Jamal and his friends.
>>7444691The one you love. And if you love your pony, you don't need a mistress.
>>7444717>sleeping/taking a shit/on the computer/eating>BAMUnless you have your weapon at your side at all times, it's a surprise attack that will fuck you up.
>>7444742Is a pretty pony.
>>7444690>This is the equivalent of those dumb teenagers making videos of themselves jumping over electric subway rails
>>7444678http://nignog.prefiber.nl/vstreamWe should make a habit of watching this together.
>>7444749JOKES ON YOU, GETTING JAMAL RAPED IS MY FETISH
>>7444691Applejack and Applejack.
>>7444747bruce plsdon't you have drawfags to encourage?
All these guns are ruining the sleep over!
>>7444761>implying I don't keep a gallon of bleach and a handgun next to my computer
would you watch an episode like this?this happens to AB and her sister as well.and any other pegasus with an older sibling to round it out
>>7444672Pistol when I'm out and about, rifle at home. I don't own a shotgun because I don't have a use for one.>high poweredPlease. People have complained about 5.56 LACKING power for the longest time. Only recently have we gotten decent loads for it.
is there a way to play this pony farmville game thing on the computer? my phone runs it like shit
>>7444761>sleeping>someone busts through the glass window on the door>grab .45 literally two feet away from me on my bedstand>kill him within ten seconds because he doesn't know which room I'm coming from
>>7444754This man speaketh the truth
>>7444738So if I buy a gun, and so does everyone else, can we eliminate the police?I'm tired of paying these fucks to harass innocent drivers on their way to work over trivial traffic violations
>>7444766Go ahead, call the cops.They can't un-rape you.
>>7444792It has potential for a lot of fun.
>>7444768is there going to be a stream for Archer tonight?I don't want to leave my computer to watch it
>>7444796Just get the Sims and make human ponyville
>>7444792I've been wishing for one since S1
>>7444663>not having a 20 person lan at your rich friends house>not knowing half the people when you get there, but being friends with everyone by morning
>>7444803Not entirely, but yeah, it'll take a load off their shoulders when responding to home invastions. Cleanup crew and detective instead of SWAt teams.
>>7444416Nope. If one friend comes over, they all have to.Such is the way of the Party Pied Piper
You know there's a whole board for this stuff.
>>7444821but thats more expensive than free.
>>7444797>it's a fireman who climbed in to save your life since your fire detector batteries died>you just killed an innocent man.
>this entire discussion
>>7444828>not making a daisy chain
>>7444792Could be cool, but it could just end up being SS-lite
What kind of gun would your favorite pony own?
>>7444828Did it end in sex?
>>7444835But...What if...I invite HER over?For some movies and pizza and stuff.We could have fun together without everyone else.
>>7444846but I don't like posting ponies outside this thread
>>7444829I'm amused at how paranoid people get over home invasions. Even though the gun is far more likely to shoot somebody in the home.That's why I support gun ownership. From a Darwinistic point of view, it's a self-correcting problem.
>>7444828I remember having a huge all night SSBM tournament with like 20 of my friends. So many gamecubes
>>7443858Bored drawfag, did you ever post your Skype?
>>7444865A laser gun powered by magic
>>7444868I-invite Pinkie to a party?I.....I don't thin I understand
>>7444865Why would Twilight even need a gun? she has magic.
>>7444880why doesn't everyone just get a good alarm/security system
>>7444858what kind of daisy chaingoogle gave me a different answer than I expected
>>7444846But there's only one board for Pip-chan, and that's right here.So let's talk about how KAWAII this little pone is
>>7444902Because she wants one.
>>7444865ShotgunAlso gun that shoots applesAlso gun made out of apples
>>7444888the odds of my scenario are as likely as you needing the gun to "defend yourself".
>>7444865Celestia has one of these, but it's gold instead of red
>>7444900Not necessarily a party anon, or at most a party of two.I can take initiative too, and I know how to have fun.But... Just the two of us.
>There are people so deluded that they think they're going to be a murder victim>They think they're going to be a hero for defending themselves and killing the attacker>They live in continual fear and lust of this scenarioThat's the whole root of the issue isn't it?Americans just have a childish power fantasyThey lust for violenceI thought they were supposed to be a developed society
>>7444444A fucking MLP general get and a failget. Fuck the world.
what do 20 friends even feel like
>invite 3 friends over>play Crystal chronicles and four swords all night>troll the the entire time
>>7444880>Even though the gun is far more likely to shoot somebody in the home.Except it's not.But I agree on your stance on darwinism. People don't die in gun accidents unless they are colossal retards. They don't just go off, somebody had their booger-picker on the fucking bang-stick. Even when a kid ends up killing his friend on accident, his parents should have taught him not to do that in the first place. My dad never had to lock his up because I knew NOT TO FUCKING FUCK WITH GUNS from when I could understand the words coming out of his mouth.
>>7444868She'll invite more people, and when you try to dissuade her, something she'll say will make you agree to it and moreStop frontin' you're just a party puppet
>>7444928But wouldnt that guarantee Applejack would end up shooting herself, her friends and or her family?
>>7444941There's really no need for the nationalistic prejudice.
>>7444941It's not so much about lusting for power as it is being a pussy. These people quiver in their beds all night long, jumping at everything that bumps.
>>7444907because that stops literally no-one and costs way the fuck more?
>>7444809missing line on the ear
>>7444947That question is so pony with more books than friends.
>>7444928what about a gun made out of apples that shoots apples?
>>7444865A really big one she can't use properly, but bought cause it looked cool
>>7444941this is nothing newjust look how excited /k/ and /pol/ get about the prospects of chimpouts
>>7444967Not if she's wearing appleproof armor, which is also apples
>>7444954>except it's notOh, it is. It's several times more likely.
>>7444974>stops no onethen your security system sucks as
>>7444964I JUST WANT TO GET INTIMATE WITH THE PINK ONE, ANON. IS THIS IMPOSSIBLE?
Any new Diamond Dog art?
>>7444930Self-defense with a firearm happens thousands of times a year.Firefighters NEVER get shot responding to a fire.Stop making up statistics for things that don't ever happen.
>>7444996Oh man, they were so hoping blacks would riot when Obama lost. Then Obama won, and a bunch of white racists chimped out and started riots.
>>7445002Yes, it is. You will never be intimate with a pony.
>>7445002Even when you're alone with Pinkie Pie, there are three people in the room.
>>7444867But it wasn't a co-ed sleepover, was it?
>>7444894Yeah I did. And here again! Bdrawfag
>>7444998Awww, thers gunna be so many bruises
>>7445002SHE'S MINE ASSHOLE AND YOU CAN'T HAVE HER
>>7445000Sorry i couldn't afford the drop-down steel bulkheads.
>>7445024Why would that matter?
>>7444883>not being exclusively part of the PC master race since childhood>not playing CS 1.6 and quake
>>7445015>wanting new art>>>/tumblr/
>>7445017>thousands of times a yearMaybe a couple hundred. And maybe not firefighters, but people are shot accidentally all the time in mistaken home invasions. Usually it's just the gun nut's family members.
>>7445031Please, anon. We can each have Pinkie in seperate, alternate Equestrias.
>>7445049>playing old outdated games (in more ways tghan just graphics_)
>>7445002you probably canshe'll just see it as helping a friend out though, nothing more
>>7445021Whos the other one?
>>7445067NO IT'S FINE IF I CAN'T HAVE HER JUST AS LONG AS YOU GUYS CAN'T EITHER
>>7445078HOW CAN I BECOME PINKIE'S BEESSSTT FRIEND?
WHAT IF CELESTIA HAD A GUN AND THEN INSTEAD OF DOING THE GAYASS DRAGONBALL Z HADOKEN BEAM THING WITH BUGHORSE SHOT THE UGLY BITCH DOWN LIKE BRBRBRRRBRBBRB
>>7445063>maybe a couple hundredExcept that's wrong. Several thousand documented cases last year.>>7445058>>7445046I didn't bring that up because he called them TO shoot them.>one event>indicative of a trend
>>7445101Pony gun.A gun that shoots ponies.
>>7445064Kellerman. New England Journal of Medicine. 1986.43 times more likely, to be exact.
>>7445046>>7445058I didn't read anything about it being an accident.
>>7445108Pinkie, are you drunk again?
>>7445086>>7445066He asked for Diamond Dog art!This is a female version. He obviously wanted males. If he wanted this, he would've asked for it.
>>7445108Why didn't they just shoot Voldemort?
>>7445098>IT IS NOT ENOUGH THAT I SUCCEED, OTHERS MUST FAIL
>>7445118>journal of medicine>1986timecube.org is more relevant as a source.
>>7445124That pony looks lost and disoriented. Is that pony on medication?
>>7445148But he's not succeeding either anon
>>7445113>Firefighters NEVER get shot responding to a fire.>two get shot
>>7445154>you will never spend FOUR SIMULTANEOUS DAYS with Princess Celestia
>>7445049That was a different party.also my friends diddnt like playing CS with me as i was exponentially better than them
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
>>7445113Between 2003 and 2011, there 488 incidents were people were shot in home invasions.In that same period there were over 100,000 murders by guns.
>tfw people crying over muh guns>implying you can change anything about us legally owning firearms
>>7445177Give me a MODERN, RELEVANT SOURCE from a government agency. You know, the kind that TRACKS these things.
>>7445186GIVE US THE ROPE
>>7445179>>7445113Pls stop talking
>>7445207That isn't funny
>>7445187Why is Darth Vader's head in a lake?
>>7445154>New England Journal of Medicine is not a reputable sourceIndeed it is a reputable source, and the single most prestigious scientific journal in the entire medical field.Have fun with your guns, babykiller.
Ok, who hit the shitposting turbo button again?
GIVE ME THE PONY!
>>7445200HOW ABOUT YOU GIVE ME A PONYHere I'll start
And another one done.
>>7445221I don't think the artist was trying to make it funny.
>>7445207rainbow dash you are so beautiful
>>7445179>two get shot>indicative of an existing trendIt was a trap, genius.
>>7445187So MLPGHow do we fulfill our revenge and take over /co/? Death ray?
good thing that we drove out those stupid attention whoring tripfags and artists.now we can finally talk pony and things that matter.
>>7445145Because magic screws up technology in their world>>7445078She'd probably rub it in unintentionally>"Boy, anon, with just the two of us here, it's almost like we're on a date! Isn't that hilarious?"
>>7445191He means by the people in it.The stats you want to compare are "Number of people accidently shot in homes because of guns in the house" and "Number of people shot with guns in households that were being used for an actual purpose (self defense)".
http://www.livestream.com/dookshttp://www.livestream.com/dooksStill working on Twily, by Rose.
>>7445195Big fan of big government, are you?
>>7445207Applejack's hand looks deformed.
>>7445251She is isn't she?
>>7445231gr8 b8 m8 but ur a bit l8 becuz k8 left before n8 got to the d8
>>7445265just don't let sweetie get near it
>>7445231I know I will.Deal with it analpained anti-gun crusader.
>>7445267which pony farts the most
Meanwhile on Bizarro MLPG...
>>7445268how does magic stop a mechanical device
>>7445240b-but the filename
>>7445265I don't blame /co/, I blame /b/
>>7445236I want to kiss fluttershy's mare ass smelling face at the end of a long day of being sat on by mare ass.
>>7445236These are really cute, are there anymore other than the five pages I've seen?
>>7445267Ow. That...kind of hurts.
>>7445271Dooks, I love you.
>>7445265no2 DEATH RAYS
>>7445231>medical fieldI want statistics from a criminal agency within the last three years. Not a MEDICAL JOURNAL out of date by almost thirty.
>>7445297imagine having sex with twilight
>>7445297What about it?
>>7445294I never want to see another pony butt ever again
>>7445273Oh yeah, I just love our glorious government.They can do no wrong didn't you know.
>>7445265Hear me outyou're going to love this...what if we ambush them with scary treesWhat do you think?
>>7445296Shield spells and nonverbal casting.
>>7445294Dude, Bubbles latest session of Rusty Quest 3 was amazing! How does he manage to pull off such actions?
>>7445296I dunno, ask Rowling. She's the one that said it.
>>7445265those are way too expensivelets get a stun ray then paint over the name so they think we have a death ray
>>7445316Sharks with death rays attached to their heads.
>>7445294Look at this disgusting horse. She has SMOOTH LINES. What is this, some kind of ROUND world? Disgusting. More angles less roundness. The designers should be ashamed
>>7445292Oh, I'm not anti-gun at all. Especially because your gun is 43 times more likely to kill you than anybody else.
OKAY WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU LISTENING TO MLPG
>>7445324I already do, every night
>>7445355Nothing that you need to know
>>7445355what's wrong with her eyes
>>7445267yeah. how dare they doing things they like? don't they know that they are property of MLPG and are not permitted to do anything that the general doesn't like?
>>7445351>medical journal>no statistics>1986
>>7445324she wouldn't lack for enthusiasm
>>7445308I only know of the five pages, sorry.
>>7445294That documentary has me so excited! Can't wait to see this good, accurate representation of the fandom!
>>7445355THE HOTLINE MIAMI SOUNDTRACK BECAUSE I JUST BOUGHT IT TODAY
>>7445367>implying changing your name is hard to do
>>7445355SHUT IT I'M TRYING TO FIGURE OUT A PLAN TO TAKE BACK /CO/.>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>/mu/
>>7445367Dooks, marry me.
>>7445326wwwwwww is the Japanese way of implying laughter. it implies that the image is funny, but it isn't.
>>7445351Is it time to play the 'pull numbers out of your ass' game?
what is ponies favorite movie?
>>7445385>implying she's not just going through the motions>implying she's not reading a book while waiting for you to finish>implying you have any protein for her to steal
>>7445333eyeshadow makes pony look so pretty
>>7445413Explain why there are sequels? Check Mate not even Bait
>>7445381>1986 was over a hundred and fifty years ago>guns have radically changed and are fundamentally different these days
>>7445434I think it makes them look like bimbos.
>>7445372The image was made pre-canon
>>7445234Hey, that's a cute pony.
>>7445442Statistics have changed.And it's a fucking MEDICAL JOURNAL. WHICH HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH TRACKING GUN CRIME.
>>7445442Just 10 years ago having a heart attack meant you were dead. But in the past 2 years we can now grow and implant hearts.
>>7445267that's okay. MLPG doesn't deserve them anymore
>>7445234>>7445452I like ponyShe's like a mix of Pinkie and Fluttershy and that makes me happy
>>7445442SHUT THE FUCK UPYou're debating gun right in my little pony general
>>7445459always a good choicehave you heard their "clever title like deadmau5 would use" mix?
>>7445427man, your headcanon sucks
>>7445470This is true. I have the feeling the only reason anyone comes here anymore is out of habit.Or if they're just part of the problem
>>7445469things like these make me so optimistic about the future
>>7445452man, fuck that ponyits too pink
OK FUCK YOU LISTEN UPFUCKING, PONIES.DISCUSS.
>>7445306But anon that would stink
>>7445468It was a research paper that researched and tracked both criminal and accidental shootings. Published in a scientific journal. With peer-review.Are you one of those people that thinks global warming isn't real?How about the holocaust?
>>7445501and which are you?
>>7445498Anon's headcanon always sucks
>>7445505>responding seriouslyReally though heart attacks weren't instant death 10 years ago and we can't grow hearts (well, not to use on human test subjects). Maybe another 40 years down the line donors won't be so necessary.
>>7445482oh godtricolor corgis are my weakness
>>7445498Well if Twilight wont, something has to!
>>7445483>no fun allowed
>>7445514I really like this one. She sure has come a long way since the first episode hasnt she?
>>7445514I'd fuck them, sure.
>>7445519>It was a research paper that researched and tracked both criminal and accidental shootings.FROM THIRTY FUCKING YEARS AGO.
>>7445530I think I might be both.
>>7445505>organ research reach a place where they can grow individual organs from a tray>human, horse, whatever pussy to order>you just feed it nutrients and use it like the real thing>everyone in mlpg buys a horse pussy>worldwide population drops as there is no need to get a gf anymore
>>7445542shut up you
>>7445513I'd say not pink enough!
>>7445517>Twilight accidentally burns her sensitive teats on the hot cheese
>>7445469You're joking, right?With the kinds of retards around here, it's impossible to be sure. This sounds like something Sentenal would say.
>>7445501i'm just glad that none of the good contributors have betrayed us for the piss.
>>7445546THIS IS NOT FUN.FOR ANYONE.
>>7445514FUCKING PONIES SOUNDS QUITE ENJOYABLE AND I WOULD LIKE TO GET A CHANCE TO TRY IT SOME DAY.WHY ARE WE YELLING?
>>7445559POINES IS YOUR FUCKING TOPIC YOU FUCKSTICK
>>7445572I would ice them.
>>7445561I'm not sure I'd want to fuck a pussy without a pony attached
>>7445574I'm joking don't worry about it. Check my IP.
>>7445575>betrayedBecause we own them.
>>7445581WHAT *ABOUT* PONIES
>>7445569>Lyra and Bonbon are scared by a well
>>7445514>bonbon will never verbally assault you, clenching tighter to punctuate each insultShe'd probably do anal just to give her more things to berate you for.
>>7445592The temperature change would cause her nipples to crack anon, stand aside let a real medical man lick them cool.
WHAT IF PONY WAS A GUN?
>>7445574What's sad is that some people here actually took him seriously.
>>7445538Scientists have grown a rat heart in a test tube that beats and pumps blood with no problem.It's only a matter of time, probably less time than you think.
>>7445613WHAT IF JOKE WAS GOOD?
>>7445580BECAUSE, THIS MY CAPS LOCK KEY IS BROKEN SERIOUSLY I DON'T KNOW WHY IT IS BUT IT IS.SO FUCKING, BACK TO PONIES.THIS ONE.
>>7445549Would you Spike's double d?
>>7445612>Not licking her bleeding, sensitive nipples.Please.
>>7445427>Twilight casually flips the page of her book while you're busy thrusting>she feels you getting close>starts clenching around you to speed things up>she doesn't even lose her place as you lose control and pump your seed deep into herI feel conflicted
>>7445627>implying the pacejewmaker industry will let that happenHA
>>7445574>10 seconds on googlehttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/health/article-1372938/Live-human-heart-grown-lab-using-stem-cells-potential-transplant-breakthrough.htmlSentenal is/was like Derpy in a lot of ways, looking back at it all.
>>7445642>bleedingWho man, you're taking this too far
>>7445597no. i'm perfectly fine with them posting anywhere on the net, but not /mlp/.it is what has destroyed us and if they really care about the general they owe us that much.
>>7445627It's only less time than than you'd think if you ignore all laws. Just getting it approved for human testing takes yeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrsssssssss.
>>7445654>dailymailI'm not clicking that. It's down there on the same level of tabloids.
>>7445597>He doesn't know about the fact that the finger breaking ants work both ways.You get in you can never leave.
>>7445627>it's a matter of timeWell sure and people are working on robots, mars exploration, and fusion reactors. So it's only a matter of time before there are fusion powered robots building megacities on Pluto.But that argument's more than a bit different than "heart diseased is cured now and it was incurable two years ago."
>>7445646man if she's not enjoying herself then what is even the point
>>7445634I like that pony. Why is she sad? What would make her happy?
>>7445657S-SHUT UP.AND THEN I'D BITE THEM. CHEW ON THEM. AND SLAP HER IN THE FACE.