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FUCK
NEW
HORSE
FUCK
OLD
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>>7343089
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>de gay
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>rape
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[VGTG]
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>>7347801
I would fuck that young horse.
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>>7347792
NO DOOKS
MOAR COLOUR
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Praise the sun!
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>>7347801
FUCK THIS HORSE
FUCK THIS HORSE
1 2 3 4
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>>7347818
that's the visual equivalent to eating sour candy
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>>7347792
you still have to be able to see it, though.
Get a second opinion earlier next time.
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CUTE FILLIES EDITION
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>>7347801
Such unladylike language.
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Have you donated recently? Every drop helps
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seriously though, what the fuck, darf
i read forbidden fruit because it was supposed to be hot, and it was...but holy shit the extra feelings that came along with it kind of hit me like a truck
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>>7347838
I donate blood every month.
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>>7347080
Draft horses are huge and muscular, even when compared to a regular horse.
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>>7347838
>you will never have a RN for a girlfriend that pulls stunts like this
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>>7347829
Well, I also post them for you guys to tell me if something looks wrong.

I guess I failed in my "cute non-saturated" color job.

It will be another day.
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>>7347687
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>>7347838
When they pay me, yes.
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>>7347805
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>>7347851
>>7347858
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>>7347858
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>>7347846
mid-2011 SB pls
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>>7347849
non-saturated =/= white
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>>7347838
Blood?

That has been some time ago, because they really piss me off everytime. You lie there, blood is running through the needle just perfectly and then they will come, be like "Everything okay?" and fiddle about with the needle, even if you tell them to keep their hands away from it. And then you'll look like a fucking junky for weeks again, just because that fucking retard couldn't stop playing with the needle.
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>>7347869
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>>7347851
no
NO
NONONO
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>>7347846

that's the entire point. that Big Mac gets a girlfriend who makes him look tiny.
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>>7347879
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>>7347849
It's okay if you want to be less saturated and lightly pastel, we just need to be able to see it.
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What's the last thing you drew?
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>>7347891
Lyraquest 2 when Foooks?
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Dooks, will you be willing to take on a big inking/color job? pic related.
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>>7347891
Fucking hell who's the asshole that messed everything up.
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>>7347906
Rarara
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>mlpg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNtw8HENlI

God damn I want to nail some horse pussy
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>>7347906
A bull.
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>>7347906
diamond dogs
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>>7347906
stuff
Might as well say it now to the anons wanting robopones, I'm gonna draw the main six and when they're finished I'll post them all at once.
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>>7347915
Anonymous, of course.
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>>7347909
You are horrible for even posting that
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>>7347915
If I remember correctly, most answers were basically on the same level as the one that lead to this.
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>>7347898
I'll do another version of it then after I finish this VB shit.

>>7347909
Sure, but I have a somewhat filled backlog, which I'll try to stream tomorrow.

>>7347906
I doodled a Danger in my class notes.
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>>7347931
FUCK
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>>7347909
I thought that was Mia Fey at first.
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Don't forget to be happy!
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>>7347935
Name pls
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Oh wow did they really get Snoop Dogg to do Equestria Girls?
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>>7347944
>PINKIE! I LOOOOOVE BEING ANGRY! THANK YOOOOOU!
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>>7347947
You going anon, dooks?
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>>7347909
Really? Thank you Dooks. For the paw gloves/ears I was thinking it would look good black, but if you have any better color ideas then just go with your gut.
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>>7347870
I'll take that as a compliment. He's been arting way more consistently then I have.

>>7347886
Thanks for suggesting it. I'm going to try my hand at more draft horses.

>>7347906
Horses and dogs.
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>>7347972
Meant for >>7347935
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>>7347858
>>7347869
>>7347879
>>7347891
are we getting crushed by her legs? i wasn't there
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>>7347959
4chanX erases my name on every thread switch, and I still get the "connection error" thing, I'm afraid to upgrade.

Also anon doesn't like when I use my name when I don't contribute.

>>7347972
You're welcome!

Just to clarify, it's Fluttershy, right?
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>>7347990
Yes.
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>>7347944

if Gilda doesn't want to be happy, you shouldn't make her be happy, Pinkie. that's some fascist shit.
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>>7347996
Yup, it's fluttershy wearing cat ears and paw gloves.
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>>7347996
https://github.com/ihavenoface/4chan-x/raw/master/4chan_x.user.js
this one is flawless
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>>7347906
This, slowly getting better for you mlpg
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>>7348000
I wish they would have just tried cuddling.
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>>7348015
How does that one differ from the others?
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>>7348004
It's not fascist if she's not miserable. Wouldn't you want Pinkie to take your sadness away?
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>>7347906
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>>7348025

>"Anon, do somethin' about ya' dick - it's pokin' me in the ass..."
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>>7348062
No! That doesn't happen!
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>>7347906

Diamond Tiara with a pepper shoved in her mouth.
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>>7348062
>cuddle closer and kiss the back of her neck
>"well, there's one thing we could do with it..."
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>>7348039

no. she wants to take away my sadness, she can take away the things that make me sad instead of just correcting my mind. and while i'd expect that kind of mind control crap from Chrysalis, i hadn't expected it from Pinkie. bad pony, bad bad pony.
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>>7348069

...It might happen to me.

I can't help it - she's got a gorgeous body.
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pinch pinch
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>>7348077

>"DOWN, boy."
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>>7348062
No anon.
No giving of the dick.
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>>7348094
>>7348077
quick way to get elbow'd in the gut
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>>7348112
Well, you shouldn't be cuddling if you weren't prepared for the risks.
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>>7348084

>"hey, i know ya got the hots fer me-- i mean, who don't, right?-- but calm down, ya putz, or ya ain't gettin' none anyway."
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>>7348094
>sigh a little
>ease up on her and readjust, and then return to the cuddle.
>complain a little about how it's almost impossible to keep it down when this close to her.
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>>7348096
Fuck is with her front left hoof
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>>7347906
horoscope pone Scorpio

I've drawn nothing since last week
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>>7348084

The way GR draws her makes me think of a girl I knew my freshman year of college.

You could fit one of her bra cups on your head like a hat.
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Can someone post a link to the new episode please?
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>>7348148
ohoho
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now you've done it

celestia has taken babs seed away for her many crimes against equestria
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>>7348135
god damn look at that thigh
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>>7348158
That's an odd way to eat a carrot.
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>>7348158
She looks a bit sad. Why not a more happy blowjob?
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>>7348172
Sad blowjobs are hotter
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>>7348178
We can agree to disagree
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>>7348178
Says you. Happy, consensual blowjobs are the best.
So long as they're between non-relatives, and heterosexual couples. Some people may have a taste for the other meat, but that's not my dish.
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>>7348172
she lost the family farm and now she has to work the streets to support the family
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>>7348195
What about Big Mac?
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>>7348160

I could lay a line of kisses all the way up those thighs of hers.
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>>7348178
Terrified blowjobs are hotter than sad blowjobs
>>7348194
But I agree with this guy.
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>>7348201
big mac has to work the streets too
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>>7348205
What about Apple Winona?
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>>7348083
>cat butt will never come back
>Neither will Diamond Dogs
>Trixie did
Kill me
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>>7348201
Fuck Big Mac

What about Applebloom?
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>>7348222
more saturation
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>>7348178
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>>7348221
winona has to work the streets too

>>7348230
apple bloom has to find her cutie mark on the streets
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>>7348231
blame video encoders, not me
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>>7348239
>>7348230
>>7348205
How much would MLPG pay for an all nigh, all-inclusive orgy with the Apples?
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>>7348202
you could probably smother yourself in those things
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Once my girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob but she didn't like it so stopped.

She didn't like me giving her oral either, even though she orgasmed, because it got too wet.
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>>7348237
No, if this ride has to never end I want this to a happy ride!
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>>7348205

he's able to peddle himself for a higher breed of clientele, though. mare-whores are a dime a dozen-- lots of competition for Applejack. and it's not even so uncommon to see a stallion-whore. but it's rare for one so, uh, well-built as Big Mac to join the oldest profession. the well-to-do mares gravitate to him, because he's simply one of the best physical specimens available. that said, he often wishes he weren't, because he attracts the rich. and with the rich, comes depravity. Applejack turns dirty tricks on a streetcorner, but she doesn't have the things done to her that Big Mac does in those perfumed, cushioned bedrooms.
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>>7348265
Women are incapable of enjoying sex. You should have known this already if you have a girlfriend.
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>>7348265
Your girlfriend sounds boring and horrible
I bet she goes to church every sunday
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>>7348203
grumpy, forced blowjobs are best
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>>7348265
>because it got too wet
Just some towels down
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TOUCH MY BUTT
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>>7348290
Forced on the receiver or forced on the giver?
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>>7348299
I WOULD IF I COULD, ANON
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>>7347906
this I tink
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>>7348299
ARE YOU A PRETTY MARE?
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>>7347834
Why isn't that an apple milkshake? Apple Bloom is slacking. Now Terry and Babs have to both have chocolate. I could see Babs going for strawberry.
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>>7348303
>applebloom gets a cutie mark in butttouching

what would that even look like
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>>7348320
Babs likes cream soda
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>>7348321
A hand
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>>7348340
touching a butt
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>>7348307

>>7285559

I've lost control of my life. I should be in bed.
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>>7348348
forever
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this edging is killing me
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Wish me luck tomorrow, MLPG. I have a job interview. I hope I get it. Unemployment does things to your brain and I don't like them. It drives you to drink, in less of a 'I need to forget about this purple horse' way and 'I'm so terrified I need to drink until I can't see' way.
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>>7348348
A hand cutie mark would already be touching applebloom's but.
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>>7348354
You should be drawing fluttershy's ass
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>>7348375
>but
buttttt
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>>7348369
But we aren't being edgy at all here
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>>7348372
I love getting embarrassingly drunk in the middle of the day during the week while unemployed, it's great
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>>7348398
That part was semi-enjoyable, yes. I spent my afternoons and evernings drinking and playing tropico.

But that's enough about non-pone blogposts.
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>>7348372
I wish you luck, I am somewhat in a similar boat.
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>>7347906
this about 3 months ago
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>>7348302
forced on the giver
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>pay 2gems to skip buying phonograph
>next quest is to spend 100 gems to buy the big tree and pipsqueak
FUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT I DONT CARE IF I JUST LOST THE GAME I FUCKING QUIT
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>>7348372

Best of luck, Anon!
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>>7348412

>AA
>Kevin Sano

When the fuck did they start working together???
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>>7348464
Hex edit and make it easymodo.
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>>7348372
Where at?

Good luck
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>>7348464
Twilight looks sexy in that outfit
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>>7348464
Twilight Sparkle is so cute in that.
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>>7348478
I'm playing on an iPad 2. So I'm pretty fucked on that front.
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>>7348471
They didn't. AA drew that a long time ago, and Kevin Sano decided to color it recently.
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>>7348471
they didn't.
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>>7348480
>>7348491
Twilight's winter outfit is cold comfort
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>>7348464
She looks good in red.
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Does anyone have any other pictures of painted up ponies? I really like this stuff.
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>>7348478
What do I need to do? I have it on my nexus
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>>7348505

Red and purple are analogues. They go well together.
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>>7348513
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>>7348513
do they have to be noticeably painted or is pallet swaps fine too?
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Big Maccy is my sister!
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>>7348546
>>7348532
Palette swaps are fine, I just like the impersonation bit.

Like, it would be funny to see someone mistake that Fluttershy for Twilight or RBD respectively.
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>>7348445
>forced ear-nibbles
u-unf
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>>7348559
what if someone couldn't tell rainbow dash and rarity apart
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>>7348513
This is strangely arousing... I need more to. For my collection... of sfw pony pictures.
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>>7348564
how many times do I have to filter this ugly fucks fat face?

reported fuck off
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>>7348571
I like to imagine they all go to Miss Cheerilee's class after this and pretend like nothing is wrong.
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>>7348568
>tfw i cant find the colored version
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>>7348564

>>>/b/
>>>/soc/
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>>7348568
That's easy. Rainbow Dash isn't pregnant with some stranger's foal.
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>>7348582
found it!
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goodnight NMLPG.
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>>7348582
>>7348591

>Dash almost would have said 'darling' while mocking Raritys silly accent in sleepless in ponyville

I bet her voice would have cracked too
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>>7348579

>Not loving Nathan's ugly fat face
>2013
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>>7348582
>>7348591
>she's too stupid and color blind to tell the difference
hahaha oh sweetie belle... shoot them both to be sure.
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>>7348582
>>7348591
This is one of my favorites. It makes me wish they'd do something like it on the show.
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>>7348564

> oh my god you almost made me laugh, its not that your ugly. it's that you are making such a serious face. you would have a better chance if you smile and be yourself, there is always a match out there for everyone no matter how bad they think they are
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>>7348596
hnnnnng
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>>7348597
go to bed steam chat
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wwould you a reu for her birthday?
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>Connection error with sys.4chan.org
Why is this still happening?
Do I have to update 4chanX?
Please tell me I dont.
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>>7348615
reu drew me a picture for my birthday
so it's the least I could do
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>>7348621
>tfw my birthday sucked this year
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>>7348615
Yes. With lots of slime.
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>>7348620

Just use the inline extention with everything turned on like a normal human being.
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>>7348628
>tfw it's been 5 years since anyone besides parents even remembered
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>>7348615
I would get her some ice cream and then we'd share our mutual dislike for the Ponk all night long!
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>>7348635
>Using the inline extension
>Ever
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>>7348643

It works fine.
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>>7348649
this makes me sad
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>>7348651
Sure, it works.
But it has so much less utility.
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>>7348662

What advantages does 4chanX offer?
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>>7348546
>each pony is now the color of the pony they love the most
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>>7348672
Every time you post, Moot comes out of your computer and give you a foot rub
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>>7348673

Dash and Rarity are probably the least close two of the main 6.
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>>7348546
Dash is probably the second most upset

it is my headcanon that her second biggest pride after her flight abilities is her rainbow mane, and she is fiercely protective of it.
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>>7348673
>all dat unrequited love
this is my fetish
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>>7348672
Wider utility and options.
Also you can operate it with keybinds.
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>>7348673
>Rainbow has a crush on Rarity
>will never admit to it or ever talk about it
>admires from afar
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>>7348546

Art style is digusting. Filtered.
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>>7348690
thank you for informing us
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>>7348673
>Pinkie likes RD
Perfect
>Fluttershy likes Twilight
Not RD? I guess she's too brash, Twilight is probably the most understanding of her asocialnesss
>Twilight likes Pinkie
I don't see this.
>Rarity likes AJ
Sure
>AJ likes Fluttershy
She likes the sweet, quiet ones? I could dig it.
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>>7348689
>it was just "coincidence" that she happened to crash into Carousel Boutique in Suited for Success
>she had been working up to it for weeks and then had to change her plan when she saw Rarity wasn't alone
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>>7348712
>Twilight likes Pinkie
>I don't see this.

Twilight is attracted to Pinkie's genius
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>>7348673
imagine the soul crushing depression that would consume them when the figure that out.
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>>7348561
>Dash catches you from behind by surprise
>you struggle as she takes a hold and bites your ear
>she gently grinds your flesh between her teeth, making you putty in her hooves
>you're left heated and panting as she continues to nibble while exploring your body
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>>7348715
You know what happened was she finally screwed up her courage to ask Rarity to breakfast.
When the svelte unicorn agreed it was the best thing she'd ever heard...
Rarity subsequently had this brilliant suggestion to invite Twilight as well
It was a silent nod in agreement, not protests, not from her
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>>7348712
Oh, I don't know...
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>>7348673
>Everyone changes colors
>Except for Rainbow Dash
>Twilight figures it's because of her mane
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>>7348723
Geez, that must be the most complex kind of feeling.
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>>7348726
>you'll never turn the tables on her and subject her to some forced ear-nibbles of your own
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I'm just gonna leave this here
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>>7348816
She isn't even hilted on it
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>>7348741
why is goo twilight on fluttershy?
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>>7348821
niiiice
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>>7348821
can some one post more pictres of ponys in dog colers? i rilly like that kind of thing
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Which pone would be Donte's favorite?
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>>7348762
>"Please, don't stop on Trixie's account. Continue reading Twilight Sparkle~"
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>>7348856
like so?
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>>7348858
You, anon.
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>>7348856
red pls
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>>7348858
The edgiest, most offensive pony
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>>7348864
yes, thank you anon ^-^
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>>7348858
>tfw I liked the graphics, but the gameplay and history sucked ass
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>>7348864
hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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How rad is your favorite pony?
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>>7348858
That's simple, I think Donte's favorite would be the one that is FUCK YOU enough to FUCK YOU, I mean for all we know he's probably into FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU.

So it makes sense that his favorite pony is Rainbow Dash because she's Edgy and Loyal, considering everyone in his life during the game's storyline has betrayed him

Honestly, I feel kinda bad for him... He's a character stuck in a shit game, but i saw some potential in him... honestly i did... but now... all that's left is ..... is...

__FUCK YOU__
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we so ded
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>>7348628
I'm sorry I'll do you a thing what do you want dude friend
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WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SEXISM?
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>>7348883
moar colars?
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GET HYPED
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Be honest, MLPG. How many of you waifu an OC?
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>>7348945
Goo fluttershy when Happy birthday
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>>7348945
not him, but...
you're so generous, reu.
i'm sorry i couldn't give you anything for your birthday.
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>>7348960
i horsebando an OC
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCtQpclpY8

When will MLP get a fan film of this caliber?
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mega-boop
because we ded
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>>7348989
sorry
my bones are ded and unrattled
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>>7348970
Lamar/Kraut/Mew
Keep it in skype pls.
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>>7348961
soon.. I think

>>7348964
pff what? it's okay dude seriously
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>>7349004
b-but the resolution! the quality!
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>>7349008
i'm not Lamar
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>>7349015
Reu if I get good at drawing some day, what pony related thing would you want me to draw for you?
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>>7349025
>Implying Kraut and Mew have somehow fused into one
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>>7348945
happy birthday
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>>7349036
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This image contains best pony

Can you find them?
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the changeling?
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>>7349054

It's pikachu!
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>>7349054
They're all best pony.

Except Spike and Discord. They are not ponies.
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>>7349036
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Arnold and Applejack
Gerald and Rainbow Dash
Phoebe and Twilight
Chocolate Boy and Pinkie
Helga and Fluttershy
Ronda and Rarity
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>>7349078
>helga
>fluttershy

DYEWHA?
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>>7349036
I dunno, Travis or a cute Cadence I guess but you don't Reunihave to

>>7349070
aaaaaaa
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>>7349054
I didn't see gilda in there
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>>7349070
can i have more pones in colers? ppplllzzz
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>>7349089
Pony is not a Gilda!
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>>7349099
>8.9/10
>Not 9/10
Someone didnt suck enough IGN dick.
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>>7349099
>sick combos
>game "journalism"
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>>7349099
9/10 it's okay
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>>7349083
I guess she could go with Lila
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>>7349119
To be honest I would love to get paid to tell people that my opinion is right.
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Rolling time

1-3 Sleep
4-6 Pone on
7-9 Vidya
0 or dubs Clean room
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>>7349145
Duh

Helga is Trixie.
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>>7349183
Clean your filthy room first.
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>>7349183
rollizin
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>>7349152
on earth as it is on ign
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>>7349193
No. Sleep now. Clean later.
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What is night MLPG listening to?
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>>7349200
Procrastinator!
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>>7349214

Addicted to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJofwUBG6M
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>>7349214
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzUWQdCRe7k
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>>7349187
Not really, Helga is self depreciating, not full of herself. She was a hard personality to pick a pony for so I thought the opposite personality pony could be fun.
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>>7349099
This is why I never trust those numbers. They're all the same, on every game.
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>>7349214
Screamadelica
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>>7349214
I don't know, but morning MLPG is listening to Flotation Toy Warning
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>>7348564
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>>7349214
The Chocolate Watchband
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>>7349229
Helga is only self depreciating internally. Her outward persona is that of the bully.

We haven't seen Trixie's internal self yet, but we have seen her act the bully to everyone else.
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>>7349222
Different but better Wanderlust
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHG7f8ob1c
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>>7349214
>Generic wubstep garbage
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>>7349214
>Night
>Imp lying.png

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zB8ZFUoUfVk
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>>7349254
So...Helga is Babs, but as an evolved character?
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>>7349254
True but Helga still doesn't go around bragging about how amazing she is, she focuses more on insulting people. Actually Gilda might make a good fit.
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>>7348564
>If they will not love you
>Destroy love.
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>>7349286
Well then who's Harold?!
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>>7349286
>Gilda
>With her crippling love for Pinky.
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>>7349304
Zecora, duh.
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Do you think Equestria has a proper police force and/or army? Or is the knowledge that their leaders are almost godlike entities enough to prevent trouble (as long as discord, chrysalis and so on dont show up) most of the time so that the royal guards are enough?

If I remember correctly, the only thing we've seen that could come close to a police is sheriff silverstar
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>>7349311
You're thinking of Gerald, you giant racist.

Harold is the Jewish one.
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>>7349327
Worst princess.
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>>7349304
Harold is Snips
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>>7349318
Equestria is set in the D&D world, no form of police could make that place safe...

More guards would serve as a speed bump for the next fucked up monster to charge a town.
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>>7349318
>Do you think Equestria has a proper police force and/or army?

I think it's confirmed that Canterlot is policed by guardsmen.
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>>7349324
Well shit.

Twist, obviously.

Sory, it's been a few, YEARS.
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>>7349318
There are cops
But they're mostly just adjudicators

They're probably like New Zealand
They just rely on allied neighbors for defense

The princesses and EoH are a last defense
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www.horseporn.com
You'll thank me later.
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>>7349356
I'm rewatching the series right now. It's actually pretty funny.
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>>7349331
Is she even a princess?

I mean seriously, Cadence has done more.

She even got a song!
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2a9dhbFwno&list=UUkr7oBFlUuUQasorP4fhH6Q&index=69
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>>7349366
>we will never get a song from celestia or luna
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>tfw you're the christmas unicorn
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>>7349385
>not christmas alicorn
step it up
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>>7349381
>There will never be a duet.
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>>7349397
>Implying you can touch this.
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>>7349397
MLPG is pretty anthro the past week
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>>7349377
oh god no not trainguy
may god have mercy on his soul
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>>7349398
Why do I even live.
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>There will never be a Space Opera spin off or episode

Who would be in the Free Pony Alliance, and who belong to the autocratic Empire?
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>>7349409
I don't mind
sometimes
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>>7349423
I love that artist.
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>>7349423

I swear i'm not furry, but there's something about that guy's anthro art...
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>>7349451
It's because they're pretty much human
and really cute
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>>7349375
I liked the edit with Oblivion better
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>>7349420

>Episode where they put on a Space Opera play

Would you watch it?
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>>7347801
>Sombra will never clear his voice and sound like some Dracula or Jack Skellington tier Suave swaggameister

>He will never sing some kind of Manipulative Moonlight Lament.

Remember when we thought he was going to possess Shining Armour?

Good times.
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>>7348564
>>7349291

>!


>Hey OP, here's some tips to help you with the ladies.
>1. No offense, but the look on your face is creepy. Soften your eyes and smile.
>2. Try something else with your hair. Maybe brush it flat, or cut it. It just looks like you don't take great care of yourself.
>3. Clear up your skin, and maybe lose a little weight. I know these things are superficial, but gaining confidence is key, and that can only help.
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>>7349463
that they most certainly are
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>>7349409
It's a pretty acceptable anthro tho.
I'd hit it.
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>>7349508
>I'd hit it.
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>>7349517
>What?
I'd praise the sun, if you know what I mean.
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>>7349508
With a bat
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>>7349417
It's not the end of the world Anon...
We may hear Celestia sing once with her sister.
Holding her, comforting her
>"Don't you take my sunshine away..."
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Fuck off furfags.
#DangerouslyCheesey
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>>7349551
>MLPG Taste.png
Last time that was posted consens was pretty much that everything apart from 3 and 4 is fuckable.
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>>7349559
>3 and 4
>not fuckable

Fuck, I'm surrounded by faggots and eunuchs.
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>>7349559

>it's ok to fuck little girls.
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>>7349548
>you will never be Celestia's sunshine
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>>7349570
My rationalisation is that it's a chibi artstyle.

She's 18, she's just drawn cartoonishly.
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>>7349423
I enjoy well-endowed derpy.
I imagine her tailing Dash around town whining that her boobies are sore and begging to be massaged.
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>>7349570

14+ is fair game. If they're okay with it.
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>>7349583
>Shs a few thousand years old, honest~!
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>Celestia will never sing this

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTo7a0jOGo

I
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>>7349584
>Dash doesn't want to be seen as someone that preys on the feeble minded
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>>7349591
>That song.
It's funny that you picked that image, it shows how broken and stupid that song is.
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>>7349591
Thank. Heavens.
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mlpg pls
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Berserk
Nausicaa of the Valley of the Wind
Maus
Watchmen

My four favorite comics ever.

Does MLPG read comics?
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Would you suck a pone's futa cock before they go to work?
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>>7349615
I keep wanting to get into comics but it just hasn't happened yet

also Maus was great
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>>7349633

Disgusting.

Awful.
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>tfw you find a place that sells Mi Goreng cheaper than you can buy shit house brand beef noodles

What is your favourite pones favourite instant noodle?
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>>7349641

>>>/ck/
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>>7349612
>>7349613
>Hating can you feel the sunshine and expecting any quality higher than that after Racist barn


It's quite fitting actually
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>>7349618
Maybe if she wanted me to.
I would prefer to rail her pussy from behind, while stroking her cock though.
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>>7349618
Before
During
And After
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>>7349646
Not my fault I have actual taste in music and would rather Celesta not sing such a terrible song.
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>>7349633
Horrible
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>>7349618
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>>7349653
>Not blowing her
>Then railing her, while stroking her heavy, thick, long cock long before she can get another erection
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>>7349661
>during they go to work

that's silly
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>>7349633
>Honey thick cum
It's nice in writing but it just looks off visually
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>>7349633
Anon, just stop.
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Wendy farts on your face

OR

Your favorite pony farts on your face.

What do you choose?
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>>7349662
Alright then faggot, what do you have that's tasteful, happy like getting up early in the morning to a sunny day, and would fit an animation sequence of Celestia waking up in the morning, Cheerfull, happy, smiling, then leaping out of the Castle balcony to fly across the sky as flocks of colorful birds accompany her as she sings, as the sun comes up,her elegant figure shining across the sky, in tune with the sun.

the pace of the song has to match the one I already posted, It can't be dubsteb either, something Pop like, and HAPPY.
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>>7349614
What if it's animalistic grunts just sound like speech? It's not actually saying the words "I fully consent to the act of copulation with you and the rest of your ship's crew, I want to become bloated from your exotic seed" but it just sounds like it?
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>>7349679
Pone
Wendy might be cute but she's still a white trash human
>tfw no GF
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>>7349088
I drew a cadence sketch because I'm trying to learn how to draw...
It's not because I like you or anything...
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>>7349679
Wendy's dad.
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>>7349679
I pick the option that does not involve farting.

If one does not yet exist, I will make one.
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>>7349681
You get to fuck it anyway thanks to your amazing luck that the grunts sounded like consent
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>>7349691

Farting is normally gross. But when a cute girl does it on your face it's kind of adorable.
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>>7349679
Is it flutterfart time?
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>>7349692
Thank you, Star Trek!
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>>7349696
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>>7349695
Well I guess we're just going to have to disagree on that, bro.

Methane and Escherichia coli are not sexy.
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>>7349591
Fucking love this song. Sonic R was gay as fuck, though.
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>>7349703
I want nothing more than to smell fluttershy's farts
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>>7349709
Then kissing, oral, sex, and anal are all gross

By your logic
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>>7349680
>Dubsteplestia
WELCOME TO SEASON 7 BITCH.
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>>7349724
I think you're doing kissing, oral and sex wrong.
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>>7349712
>Hating Sonic R and not remembering every token location and shortcut in the game even after a year of not playing it.

Nigger, I owned that on the PC, then the goddamned Gems collection, and I beat it 100% in 1-2 hours.

I fucking love that game, I love that metal sonic, and that metal knuckles, nigger, get on my level, and get Super sonic Errytime to ass rape the competition in rainbow diamond-land as I loop the loop like I'm tying cock-knocks.

Now I'm all hard now.
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>>7349724
But they are.
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>>7349736
And besides, RIVALS IS WORST RACER


I've never seen such a disgusting soundtrack in my life and finaru bossu
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>>7349672
Or I could blow her until she was about to cum, and then let her mount me and finish in my ass. And then I'd rail her while stroking her cock, her gooey horsecum oozing out of my asshole.
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>>7349679
I'd rather have Twilight fart on my face.
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>>7349736
I'm just salty because I unlocked every character in one sitting and then went to save and accidentally hit load instead and I lost everything.
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>>7349680
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XPfoFZYso8
Just as a subtle background.
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>>7349746
>Not using her gooey horsecum as lube while fucking her
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HOLY FUCK

HOW DID I JUST REALIZE THIS

HORSES FUCKING LOVE SALT

SEMEN IS SALTY TASTING

WHAT THE FUCK

NOW MY HIE CLOPFICTION ABILITIES KNOW NO LIMITS
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Did any of you guys watch this?
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>>7349764
The possibilities are endless.
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Until proven otherwise, I will always imagine Tex as a popped collar dude-bro.
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Think of your favourite pony.

What is their pokemon team?
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>>7349758
>Those 2 white pixels
>no SICP
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>>7349780
>Bladderfucking
IS IT TIME, MLPG?
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>>7349777
Why would I watch people playing a party game?
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>>7349686
hnnnnnnng thank you!
ps you're already pretty good
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>>7349784

>gears of war

Fits.

>Doesn't like feminism

Doesn't fit.
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>>7349776
>he missed out on Twilight's Pacifier
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>>7349792
Because its better than Marvel.
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>>7349797
>Twilight's Pacifier
WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

IF IT IS AT ALL RELATED TO THE THING I JUST POSITED YOU SHARE IT WITH ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK
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Did that guy who said he would upload his 700 mb Celestia folder ever deliver?
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>>7349791
It's always time.
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>>7349618
BJ?

Sure.

So long as I can MUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF IT and GO CRAZY ON IT, NOT EVEN STOPPING TO GIVE THEM A BREATHER FUCK I WANT TO BITE DICK
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>>7349791
PLEASE NO
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>>7349807
>Biting dick
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>>7349784
>Texanon is the kind of dude that those who know him, do on a different level.
Sure, they know his quirks, and what he likes, they live around him. But he still has that mystery about him, like he has a life he is hiding under his quiet exterior.
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>>7349825
He's in a "Rip your dick off" mood today.
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>>7349800
It's on the fetish greentext dropbox
I'm on my tablet so I don't have the bookmark
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You guys do know farts smell bad, right?
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>>7349825
>Not wanting to treat dick like chewy toys so you can rub up your gums and get that feel when you have sore gums that feels soo000 good.

>Implying horsedick isn't meaty enough for those wonders
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>>7349832
Yup, but it's worth it if it's from fluttershy.
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>>7349830
ITS OKAY WITH A LITTLE ARCHIVAL MAGIC I FOUND WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TO

THANKS ANON
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>>7349784
>>7349827

How much do you wanna bet that Tex's co-workers and friends have no clue that he's a MLP fan artist? He seems to be the type that wouldn't mingle his online life with his real one.
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>>7349794
Aw, thanks. I needed some motivation to keep trying.
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>>7349830
I need a link to this dropbox
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>>7349832
This is fiction?
Also, apparently horses' don't smell at all.
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>>7349800
Do you like my pacifier, Twily?
It's delicious and salty, isn't it?
That's right, keep sucking...
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>>7349842
Uh... aren't most of MLPG like that?
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>>7349842


We're talking about Tex-anon, not Tex.
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>>7349842
I know that feel...
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So, what's universally considered the best episode of S1?
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>>7349832
Wrong, fluttershy's farts smell like peaches
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>>7349832
It's not about the smell, it's about the intimacy of a lady being comfortable doing such a thing in front of you (or on you).
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>>7349855

>Implying tex-anon isn't just the self-insert idealization for Tex
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You know that one toy where you have to shoot that ball in your opponents goal so they get squirted in the face with water?

I shoved the pump for that up my ass once

I made my own, safe self enduced gigantic farts

Like an air enema

We should write fictions involving Anal and this pump, as in they get filled up with the air, which also expels gas also, as the air rivets and vibrates on your member
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>>7349861
>implying tex isn't just lyra fulfilling her human self insert dreams
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>>7349845
What? Link.
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>>7349857
The first four episodes.
the four that sucked you in.
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>>7349868
...this makes way too much sense.
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>>7349873
I was broken the second I heard fluttershy speak. I had no chance
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>>7349877

>joke based on background pony brony fanon
>"makes sense"
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>>7349865
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>>7349858
Peaches smell horrible,
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>>7349859
>It's not about the smell, it's about the intimacy of a lady being comfortable doing such a thing in front of you (or on you).

This.

Also why I ask girls after I get to know them to let me watch them on the toilet.
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>>7349857
None. Everyone has a different opinion.
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>>7349879
>I love looking tinto jokes far too much.
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>>7349879
that's just the kind of logic they'd expect you to have

that's how they win

don't fall for their lies
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>>7349881
You smell horrible
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>>7349827
>But he still has that mystery about him, like he has a life he is hiding under his quiet exterior.
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fucking fartfags
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>>7349895
Fluttershy needs to take a shower, her hair is looking greasy there.
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Alright, so who's the lucky Anon who gets to be my friend?
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0PqmkKeNmc

>Pinky and Dash get hold of these balloons.
What hijinks ensue?
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>>7349903

We're half joking.
Half.
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>>7349883
Have you ever performed cunnilingus on a girl while she was taking a dump on the toilet, moaning and involuntarily letting out noisy farts as you sent waves of pleasure through her body with your tongue?
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>>7349857
Party of One.
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>>7349914
Eh, that's 3rd best.
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>>7349910
Yes, half.
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>>7349910
I'm convinced that you're 100% joking, or rather, you're only doing it to mess with those of us who realise that farts are disgusting and are supposed to be disgusting.
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>>7349926
[citation needed]
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>>7349791
ITS TIME
>You'll never blow your futa pones strechy horsecock
>You'll never make out with her urethra
>Fitting the entire length of your tongue down it
>Flicking it up and down
>Side to side
>Sending her weak at the knees as you violate her so deftly
>Sending her so close to the edge that she's clenching her PC muscles
>Trying to force just a little more blood into her cock
>To make it just a tiny bit tighter
>So she can feel a little bit more of you
>Until she finally falls over that edge
>Her entire body shaking
>Her cock practically trying to spit you out
>It would have succeeded if it wasn't for her hooves now holding you down

>You taste her cum as it rockets past
>Thick, warm and slightly sweet
>The obstruction of your tongue has made it spurt out with even greater pressure
>The sensation of it hitting the back of your throat makes you gag
>Hearing you gag makes her cum harder
>Which makes you gag harder
>You're lucky she's only got so much to give else she'd shoot a hole in the back of your head

>Once she's done it looks as though she did shoot you
>Her face is terrified
>You smile reassuringly at her as you recover
>She swoops down and squeezes you in a tight hug knowing you're alright
>She kisses you on the cheek relentlessly
>The sound of her kisses only punctuated by her thanks and apologies

>You don't care to interrupt her
>Soon she stops
>Her hug has turned to a mutual embrace
>Her kisses now nuzzling
>You fall asleep a happy, loved man

1500 chars
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>>7349857
Sonic Rainboom, Cutie Mark Chronicles and Feeling Pinkie Keen are my top 3 from the first season.
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>>7349926
I talk about it because I like farts.
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>>7349932
Not bad, at least one of those is good.
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>>7349680
>that overdetailed description
purple prose much anon
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>>7349903
Worst fetishes are scat, diaper, piss and fart.

You've only made it appealing via writing about it and sexualising it, and made it seem hot, but in actual fact and practice, it'll be the most disgusting, degrading thing you'll ever do.

What's more, you'll openly defend it, being on the same level as a disgusting full-blown furry.

These are the only fetishes that are unhealthy and that are considered a mental problem.

Seek medical attention.
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>You will never feel Babs Seed warm lips wrapped around you
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>>7349940
Piss is good if done well, everything else sucks except foodscat
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>>7349753
This story made me feel physically ill.
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>>7349945
How do you know they're warm?
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>>7349940

>He's never had a super cute girl accidently fart when you're eating her out
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>>7349929
>I'm convinced

Never said I have any evidence.
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>>7349951
Horses have higher body temperatures than humans do.

So yeah, you can bet your ass they're warm
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>>7349950
You and me, hoss.
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>>7349959
But they're not horses, they're Ponies.
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>>7349940
Murder and all associated fetishes are worse, but those are indeed bad.
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>>7349940
>piss
But that's the best fetish!

>These are the only fetishes that are unhealthy and that are considered a mental problem.
Urine is mostly sterile.
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>>7349963
Even better
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>>7349946
>Piss


Only if it occurs right after the end, and it's humiliation.

>>7349952
>implying you don't tolerate that and continue, trying to ignore it when you hate it

The only thing appealing, is that it's warm air brushing against you, but the smell is the issue.

It'd be better if it didn't smell or you used the onslaught of wind as a way to feel vibration on your tool.
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your're mom MLPG
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>>7349959
>A mare's vagina would be extremely warm
Unf.
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>>7349969
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>>7349968
I am not mom.

I'm not even female.
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How many?
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Seriously, she's like the most prone to teasing out of the three. EXHIBIT A
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Remove the fetishes and this is no different than /b/-read.
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>>7349965
>Being able to fuck a bladder

>Saying murder is worst fetish.

It's only bad when it's messy, if say stabbed near the end or at climax (See bible black shotgun fucking scene, it's perfect.)

Or say that scene from hostel with the blood bath.

That was sexy, was it not?
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>>7349879
>mfw I just noticed that "pony" and "brony" rhyme
pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony god this is so fun
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I'm going to give up.
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>>7349983
You should be in bed, shitposter
It's still to early for you
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>>7349969
It's around 110-140F and can be as tight as a loli, or as loose as a whore, and can crush METAL
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>>7349976
>>7349976
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>>7349979
>Bazinga bingo.
4. The only acceptable 3, and MLP.
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>>7349946
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>>7349991
Berry is a pretty horse
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>>7349979
2
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>>7349984
No
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>>7349979
What, exactly do 'zombies' and 'baby racist' mean?
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>>7349990
If it can crush metal, it can crush my dick. That is horrifying.
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>>7349984
>Being able to fuck a bladder
Is is possible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_intercourse

For proof, search for a video by the porn actress "Amazing Ty". There are at least 2 clips that show her taking a cock in her peehole, having her bladder cummed in and pissing it out afterwards.
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>>7350002
>What, exactly do 'zombies'

You're into "Zombies". I knew a really boring insecure nerd girl who was like that.

>and 'baby racist' mean?

Casual /b/ tier racism. Not full blown white supremacist.
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>>7350002
>zombies
I presume it means you're one of those who repeatedly fantasize about the zombie holocaust and need/want zombies zombies zombies in everything.
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>>7349979
3
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>>7349996
What do you think her fetishes are?
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>>7350017
Alcohol enema.

Don't try this at home.
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>>7350011
>>7350012
That's fucking retarded

Whatever, the only ones that apply to me are ponies and athe/pol/ pls go
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>MLP General used to be good
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>>7350019
I think I read a fic about that once.
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>>7349931
MLPG pls respond

I spent like 12 minutes of my life on that shit

At least tell me it's shit
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>>7350025
>implying it isn't still occasionally
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>>7350025
>MLPG used to corrupt people into fapping to ponies
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>>7350019
>butt chugging
>>7350025
when?
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>>7350025
>Everything changed when /mlp/ was created
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>>7350033
>pls gib attention
I know your feel.
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>>7350009
Dear god.

It's just like the time when someone posted the DOCKING VIDEO

HOW DO YOU DERIVE PLEASURE FROM THE BURN THAT GIVES

THE STING
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>>7350033

It's not my fetish so I'm not going to read it fully, but from what I can tell, you skimped out on full sentences a lot and that made reading it kinda shitty
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>>7350033
It wasn't satisfying since the reader didn't orgasm in it, just the pone. It was also weird.
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>>7350037
>Even if we went back to /co/, we'd never recover
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>>7350033
>MLPG pls respond
>I spent like 12 minutes of my life on that shit
>At least tell me it's shit

What.

I saw a wall of greentext, assumed it was copypasta and moved on with my life.
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>>7349979
Atheist
MLP
Nihilist
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>>7350040
You just dig deeper until you unearth the demons get into the prostate.
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>>7350047
>>7350044
>>7350043
Thanks
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>>7350048
>Nihilist
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>>7350033
It's no "twilight unwashed", but it's okay. I saved it.

As for what could be improved...
It's a bit lacking in description, and split into too many sentences. You should probably go with longer and more descriptive sentances rather than many and short ones.

Do continue greentexting though. We need more fetish greentexters.
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>>7350045
I think we would actually. We'd lose all the /mlp/ shit and they would all go back to Ponychan. The old rivalry would reignite, and we'd have faster and shorter horses to spur more discussion of non-shitposting. It would still be a hard road, but I think it could happen.
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>>7350051
No, I'm on about a video where theres this guy who injected to much silicoone into his dick that it's DD sized, and another guys fucks it.
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>>7350048
>Atheist
>MLP
>Nihilist
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>>7350035
Did it? I would imagine most people could manage that just fine on their own.
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>>7350062

Ponychan is never coming back.
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>>7350068
>not crying after Smile^3 because of all the lies fed to gullible children
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>>7349979
>MLP
>Libertarian
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>>7350074

It's all true, it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
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>>7350075
Trust me, you don't want it
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>>7350069
I don't know how many of them asked MLPG for advice, but I know some did.

God, it was so fun talking with these guys.
>pls help, i dont want to clop to pure innocent ponies but they give me a boner wat do ;_____________________;
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>You will never reexperience the joy of watching the Smile song premiere live with MLPG
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>>7349979
Atheist, Metal, My Little Pony, Self-Described Geek (well, technically I rarely need to describe myself as such, but still), Nihilism
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>>7350085
Oh but i do
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>>7350083
>It's all true, it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
>It's all true,
>it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
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>>7350091
I didn't like it.
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>>7350088
I remember forcing myself to fap to ponies at the beginning. Little did I know, it would soon become all I fap to.
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>>7350055
>>7350068
>not being a Nihilist
>2013
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>>7350068
Why are you shocked, Pinkie?
Please tell me what you find so disturbing
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>>7350101
>forcing yourself to fap to ponies
Mind telling me what reasoning pushed you to that?
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>>7350095

The more of them you have, the more of an objectively worse person you are.

Just saying.
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I can almost never fap to ponies. For the most part, the form just isn't attractive.

Humans and anthro, on the other hand...
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>>7350091

>you will never again reexperience those few moments of complete and utter jaw dropping disbelief when 'I can turn a mare into a stallion!' live with mlpg.
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>>7350102

Nihilism is a "so what" philosophy that is only profound if you're coming at it from a conservative 19th century Christian position. Only try-hards and idiots call themselves "Nihilists" or "Existentialists".
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>>7350037
MLPG just overreacts hard. We're worse than Amurkans with their 9/11.
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>>7350115
>implying that was even good
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>>7350091

>Not when This Day Aria premiered

Do you even warm memories?
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>>7350114
>Humans and anthro, on the other hand...
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>>7350114
Their forms are pretty neutral.
>opinions
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>>7350130
I was going to post that but I didn't want to start a shitstorm over Costanza and Silver Surfer.
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Night guys.
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>>7349979
Is being an atheist considered weird or like "edgy" in the US?
I'm asking because here everyone's an atheist. It's definitely the norm.
I don't think I've ever known anyone who's religious.
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>>7350068
>mfw i am atheist but i dont call myself an atheist so i can avoid being lumped in with the atheist fandom
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>>7350123
>It has to be profound for you to subscribe to it
umm...
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>>7350144
>>mfw i am atheist but i dont call myself an atheist so i can avoid being lumped in with the atheist fandom

Yes.

Weird nerds are attracted to that. I should know, since I've been to a few Atheist gatherings. Weird. Fucking. Nerds. Same people as any Nerd-con.
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>>7350144
>that picture
Good lord.
That feel when pragmatic atheist who doesn't tell anyone since it is irrelevent.
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>>7350144
>Epic Atheist Brony
Do people like this actually exist
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>>7350088
I can imagine that being amusing. Sounds more like the kind of thing people would post ironically just to get responses though. If they were serious, they would just go fap to pones and be done with it.

Speaking of responses... has anyone tried making a long deep thoughtful post on some conservative christian forum (think Landover Baptist, only actually serious) about feeling guilty about having sinful thoughts about cartoon ponies?

Anyone know any such forums?
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>>7350144

Holy

shit.

This can't be real. He's a walking stereotype of the most awful nerds.

>fluttershy
>fedora connoisseur
>MRA
>Atheist activist
>"love and tolerance"
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>>7350164
>Do people like this actually exist

Imagine being so utterly boring that being an atheist is what you use to single yourself out to make yourself seem interesting.
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>>7350144
You see, flutterfags? This is the kind of person that likes flutterautism
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How bout them ponies?
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>>7350165
>I can imagine that being amusing. Sounds more like the kind of thing people would post ironically just to get responses though. If they were serious, they would just go fap to pones and be done with it.

You've never been to pony fandom at large in 2010/2011 at all, did you?

Nearly everone considered pony being for sexual a big issue.
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>>7350144

>fedora

WHY DO ALL OF THEM
FUCKING LOVE
FEDORAS
ITS NOT JUST BRONIES EITHER
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>>7350111
I figured if I spent a ot of my time on this thread, thinking and watching them, I might as well fap to them. Basically killing two birds with one stone.
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>>7350144
Over-complicating language because you don't like what other people do
Why are you telling people that clearly don't know you well that you're an atheist?
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>>7350165
>Do It multiple times
>Chris canes take action against bronies burn merch

>LULZ to be had, because this is actually something that does piss them off
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>>7350183
They want to think they are cool like harrison ford

that's really all there is to it
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>>7350183

They want to look cool, so they pick up on some superficial fashion item "cool guys" wear, but without understanding the context of what made them cool.

Short version: They're socially inept nerds
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>>7350166
dont be mad you arnt cool enough to pull off a fedora
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>>7350112
Having none would make you a pretty dull and mundane person though. I think I'd prefer to be a "worse person" than a boring normalfag with perfectly mainstream opinions and tastes.
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>>7350171
I want to believe that it isn't real
i really really do
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>>7350144
10/10 greatest piece of satire since Dr. Strangelove

pls tell me it's satire
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>>7350199

>that rationalizations
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>>7350188
Were you even attracted to them?
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>>7350207
it isn't
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>>7350171
>being an atheist is what you use to single yourself out to make yourself seem interesting.
so nothing makes them interesting?
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>>7350144
>Atheist
>devoting to and worshiping MLP
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>>7350144

>MRA
>Whiny group who bitch and moan about women and act like a percecuted minority
>Fluttershy
>"Love and tolerance"

Does. Not. Compute.
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>>7350215
Not at all.
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>>7350224
damn you strange guy
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>>7350171
I don't think even I am that boring... At least I hope so..
Oh no, what if everyone hats me?
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>>7350233
>cock goes where?
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>>7350123
>Implying Nihilism has anything to do with religion
I'm not sure exactly what you mean by profound in this context, but the way I see it, nihilism is merely a term meaning that I don't believe there is any inherent meaning or value to anything.
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>>7350144
>MRA
>What's the MRA?
>Google it
>Motorcycle Riders Association
>Oh
>That's alright
>Then it clicks

Nope
It's got to be a joke

>Flutterfag
>Wants a demure, subservient wife
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>>7349979
>zombies
>dr who

fukken bullshit. if i enjoy these thing but i am not part of the fandoms do i still have to mark it.
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3 days until king of the nerds
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>Be agnostic
>don't like to say it because almost every agnostic you see in any discussion loudly and arrogantly proclaims intellectual superiority, bashing atheists too as if they were equally retarded to religious.
>don't want to be lumped

>irrational, probably.
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>>7350239
>but the way I see it, nihilism is merely a term meaning that I don't believe there is any inherent meaning or value to anything.

And people act like that's a profound statement that makes them edgy radicals that you should pay attention to.

It's all just pointless semantics (like all philosophy).

>There is no meaning in the universe!
>Well yes, there might not be universe as dictated by the universe. No ultimate plan. But there's plenty of "personal meaning" that you can find. How can "meaning" even be dictated to you anyways? You have to find the meaning, and you have to accept it.
>That's not "meaning" though hurr durr
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>>7350249
>fukken bullshit. if i enjoy these thing but i am not part of the fandoms do i still have to mark it.

Just a couple aren't too bad. The more than 5 and you're looking pretty bad.
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If fluttershy was one day no longer shy would shit have to change her name to flutternotshy?
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>>7350114
>not appreciating those curvy pone bodies
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>>7350258
>bashing atheists too as if they were equally retarded to religious.
Well they can be.
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>>7350258
>>don't want to be lumped

Perfectly rational.
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>>7350258
Agnostic Theist or Atheist?
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>this thread
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>>7350264
>she

I should really go to bed.
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>>7350240

Men's Rights. Being charitable they're anti-feminists. Being not so chariatable they are whiny little bitches.
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DELIVERY
ONE PINK PONY FOR ANONYMOUS
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>>7350268
People who go to reddit don't count, they're colossal retards by default.
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>>7350144
>atheist fandom
Is this a thing?
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>>7350275

That pink pony looks broken.
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>>7350266
Something about pony curves is absolutely delicious.
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How can I compress a file to MP4?
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>>7350270
Agnostic atheist.
As in, nothing's known for sure, but theist conclusions don't seem anywhere near as likely as the atheist conclusion.
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U-unf
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>>7350290
NO REFUNDS
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>>7350274
Why is this show sow blatantly misandrist?
Look at how the ponies treat spike.
They're training girls to hate boys from an early age.
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>>7350294
What file? A video? Just get a converter, Any Video Converter or whatever else.
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>>7350294
what
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>>7350293
>dat Rarity
uuuuuuuunf
god I love hips
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>>7350302
Maybe we can return it for store credit?
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I'm apatheistic; I think the whole thing's a waste of time to think about, we'll find out when we're dead.
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>>7350311
I like this
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>>7350311
But I'm not going to die
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>>7350311
I think life is pretty interesting and I want to know more about it. Is that so strange?
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>>7350303
>Why is this show sow blatantly misandrist?
>Look at how the ponies treat spike.
>They're training girls to hate boys from an early age.

I saw an MRA whining that Seinfeld was misandrist because Elaine could push the guys around, but if a male did that to her it would be "sexist". Very silly, and also ignoring the episode where Elaine met the Bizzaro version of her friends, and they all react realisticly to her pushing them.
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>>7350311
No you wont
You'll be dead
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Twilight Sparkle
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>>7350319
My point is if there's an afterlife, there's an afterlife. If there's not, there's not.
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>talking about philosophy
guys pls

quit talking over it
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>>7350323
But if there's not
You'll be dead
And not know
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>>7350322
Why is her horn brown
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>>7350330
And it won't matter.
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>>7350332
How is she holding that mug
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>>7350332
Why are you brown?
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>>7350334
Why is she sitting like a slut
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This isn't even tangentially pony related

Which religion would each pony adopt if thrust into our world?
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>>7350339
Why is a pony drinking coffee?
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>>7350339
Would you rather she lie down?
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>>7350340

Twilight would never sway from Celestia-ism.

RD would fall for some dumb cult.
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>>7350340
All pone would praise the sun.
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>>7350348
Would Dashie drink the koolaid?
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>>7350318
I remember that episode. It all makes sense now.
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>>7350340
Applejack: Agnosticism
Rainbow Dash: Islam
Twilight Sparkle: Atheism
Pinkie Pie: Scientology
Fluttershy: Mormonism
Rarity: Rarity
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No, no. There is no way someone could be like this.
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>>7350340
None
The god has to actually exist before they believe it
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>>7350333
To you.
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>>7350360
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>>7350360
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>>7350369
A very JASON reaction
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>>7350360

I can't tell what gets me steamed more

fat acceptance bullshit or men's rights bullshit
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>>7350360

Oh man, what I would give to see Faust dunk this guy over twitter.
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>>7350379
Fat acceptance
men's rights bullshit makes slightly more sense
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>>7350384
Of course it does. Men are the logical gender.
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>>7350360
we promote love and tolerance and extreme misogyny.
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>>7350384

Yeah, at least it doesn't throw science and shit out the window.

Both are still dumb as fuck, though.
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>>7350360
Depending on the time of day it's posted, I could imagine MLPG agreeing with this.
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>>7350379
>fat acceptance
what?
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>>7350387
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_sperm
I feel like I want to kill all the worlds population of men sometimes.
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>>7350360
Why can't people like this just die
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>>7350399

>It's society's fault I'm fat so society should accept me
>I'm just as healthy as a person of normal weight
>Healthy is just a mindset
>curves

It goes on and on
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>>7350400
>only women on earth
>their cycles synchronize
>every month the world's population halves
>>
Uh, i think his account got hacked.

https://twitter.com/EpicABrony

>open for anyone
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>>7350399
goddammit i had the best fat acceptance video to post but its been removed
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>>7350410
where are the ponies
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>>7350419
in my pants
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>>7350410
>Leader of Brotheists (Brony Atheists)
Congrats on omitting the important part of both those titles, fucknuts!
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>>7350419
Why is Marker pony so aggressive in that picture?

She's mauling him!
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>>7350408
I don't mind fat people, but are these people like fat activists?
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>>7350406
MAKE THEM STOP
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>>7350426
>Brotheists
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>>7350426
Aonys?
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>>7350427
she's just giving him a little love-nibble
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>>7350427
She hungers
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>>7350436

Yes.

I'm all for being comfortable about your body, but when you start dismissing doctors and science to say that you can't help be that way, you cross a threshold.

And then there's the ones that insist that they are healthy.
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>>7350439
Athenies
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>>7350427
She's just chewing on him a little. You ever had cats play with your hands?
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>>7350437
NO

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j3AOApdkoQ

this is what people think of when you tell then you are a brony.
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>>7350436
These are people who think it's perfectly fine for taxpayers to foot the bill for the crane that is required to lift them out of their sleeping bed and onto their eating bed.
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>>7350448
Jesus christ how horrifying

I'm all for fat people who are fat because they just don't give a fuck.

But, these, people, i, just, don't want to live on this planet anymore.
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>>7350453
>Not letting your superior dog chew on your hand
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>>7350458

Have a taste of this

http://lovelivegrow.com/2012/10/21-things-to-stop-saying-unless-you-hate-fat-people/

my favorite is number 8
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>>7350466
>Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat People
But I do hate fat people.
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>>7350454
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j3AOApdkoQ
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>>7350408
>curves
>410 pound sweating landwhale
>waves of flab so large they have their own ecosystems
>"I'm voluptuous like a true woman should be"
god fucking damnit
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>>7350360
What does any of this have to do with atheism?
That guy just seems like a huge faggot.
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>>7350471

Then enjoy the ride
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>>7350459
>Saffron will never nibble on your hand
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>>7350479

>Since permanent, significant weight loss is not possible for most people
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>Some brony chick got raped by a guy dressed as Rainbow Dash during a Brony meet-up

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

BRONIES
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>>7350490
>>7350479
What? Of course it isn't, if it was possible the human body would be fucked.
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>>7350466
>WEIGHT AND HEALTH ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGS

WHAT THE FUCK
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>>7350494
unf
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>>7350494
2 years

and still you don't understand to post a link to your posts
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>>7350494

Link
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>>7350466
Oh
god
please
no
i made it to 8
i don't want to go on
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>>7350494
SAUCE?
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>>7350466
They realize how embarrassing it is to be a fat piece of shit and try to set up rules to avoid the constant feeling of shame they live in.
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>>7350507

Wait until 21
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>>7350490
>>7350495
Oh i wish

>Chronically ill
>Lose 10 kilograms in a single week every time it flares up
>Skeletons.gif
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>>7350466
>those comments
I'm ded.
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>>7350519
That's what my parents told me too
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>>7350509
>>7350506
>>7350505
I read it in the newspaper this morning, I'm sure you can find something about it on Google
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>>7350531
NO YOU FUCKING DOUCHE

YOU DONT MAKE A CLAIM, NOT BACK IT UP AND TELL PEOPLE TO FIND IT THEMSELVES

YOU ARE A LAZY FUCKING CUNT WHO NEEDS TO GET SHOT
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>>7350519
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>>7350520
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>>7350531
I don't want "brony rape" in my search history.
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>>7350543
I-I'm sorry anon ;_;
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>>7350546
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Enjoy this, too
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>>7347848
>i dont have a RN qt 3.14 gf
you dont know what your missing out
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>>7350562
>muscular
>fatty
both aren't attractive at all.
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>And yet after 30 or 50 years or so, doctors still haven’t figured out that, “eat less and exercise more,” doesn’t work for the vast majority of people. They continue to “prescribe” this treatment for the condition of obesity. This is one reason why I’m skeptical of a lot of the medical community’s beliefs about obesity. That they have failed to acknowledge something so patently obvious seems to be indicative of a bias that compromises the integrity of their other conclusions.
Reducing caloric intake until it's lower than calories being used is pretty much a guaranteed 100% surefire way to lose weight yeah unless you're some kind of medical miracle that would astound doctors worldwide.
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>>7350562
I don't like either of those.
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>>7350575
>>7350588
Fags.
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>>7350562
Poor example, though.
The top woman isn't particularly attractive, but she's healthy as shit.
The lower woman isn't THAT fat, she's just chubby.

I'd the guy without a moments hesitation, though.
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>>7350583

Isn't it amazing? The kind of delusional fantasy world they surround themselves in?

A world where simply being unable to run a mile is the epitome of health, a world where doctors can't prove weight has anything to do with health. A world where they're normal.

it's like a child playing make-believe
>>
>the opinions of people on facebook, reddit and tumblr are not very good at all

you just realize this now?
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>>7350600
That bottom woman only fits the american definition of chubby
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>>7350597
Ross pls
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>>7350608

I'm American and that's obese here too, pal.
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>>7350597
Those muscles just look gross, even on the guy.
I'm fond of just 'average'
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>>7350608
>chubby
nah they call that anorexic in murrica
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>>7350583
To be honest, this is a good thing. They will die a lot sooner, hopefully.
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>>7350608
There's a difference between obese and overweight. That is not obese.
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>>7350616
>>7350611
>>7350608
Whatever it's technically defined as, that woman doesn't look like she's so fat it's disabling.
But i'm not a good judge.
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Check your thin privilege
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>>7350626
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We arguing about fat people again?
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>>7350626

Why do these fucking faggots not know what privilege actually means?
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>>7350626
check your mlpg privilige anon-kun
>>
Boop~~
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Silver spoon isn't fat
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>>7350636
Silver Spoon please move, I'm trying to pony.
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>>7350636
That pony seems to have fallen over from her head being too big
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>>7350583
>doctors still haven’t figured out that, “eat less and exercise more,” doesn’t work for the vast majority of people.

I don't have a reaction image that conveys my disgust well enough so have this
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>>7350637

To them it means 'being better than me'
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>>7350625
It doesn't have to be disabling. Obese should be used when it has a considerable impact on health, and in that case it's rather obvious it is, since she's twice as thick as a thin woman.
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>>7350641
I'm checking my pony privilege
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>>7350562
>>7350626
I'm legitimately angry
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>>7350626
So she isn't thin privileged then?
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>>7350626
>being fat
>good
enjoy your stroke and high blood pressure
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>>7350645
Maybe you should pat her head and help her keep upright.
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>>7350642
What the hell are you doing here?
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>>7350650
check it again
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>>7350663
unf
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>>7350671
Let's see...Yep still there
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>>7350679
Im revoking it
>>
i hate stupid people >:[
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>>7350672
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>>7350663
>>7350672
Second best ship incoming
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>>7350687

I hate kids with funny accents
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FAT PRIVILADGE
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>>7350683
Nigga just fucking try
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>>7350691
>>7350688
Yes
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>>7350649
Why does this always seem more directed at girls than men? I'm sure most of the users here aren't the most healthy
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>>7350687
So you hate yourself?
#Sickburn #rekt #getshrektyourtimehereisogre
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>>7350693
I hate advertisements!
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>>7350695
i am and you cant sthop me
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>>7350702

If there were more fat men asking for acceptance, I'd be sharing those too. Believe me, fat is fat.

And I'm plenty fit.
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>>7350702
Considering the abundant hate of fat people, i presume not many are the fat kind of unhealthy.

So
MLPG
Do you even lift?
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>>7350706
I hate Pepsi.
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Little lesbians shouldn't be this cute
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>>7350688
At the first glance I thought they're nibbling on a string of anal beads.
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>>7350704
your wisdom is full of onions
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>>7350691
>>7350700
BROTHERS.
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>>7350716
What'chu gonna do about it?
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>>7350710
Yeah. My therapist said it might help lift my mood.
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>>7350694
FART PRIVILEGE
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>>7350710
people like to fit in or just hate themselves
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>>7350670
I post anonymously here, really, couldn't you figure it out? I like ponies and now there's a fucking pony board, I was excited as fuck. I stay in the MLPGs most of the time, I just like /co/lts more than bronies. All German comments were started by me. I thought people would notice. ;_;
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>>7350710
>i need to lift
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>>7350721
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>>7350662
This fat acceptance bullshit is just bandwagoning and coat-tailing.

They're trying to jump on the current "civil rights" movement that the LGBTQ and feminist communities are undertaking. These fucking fat people seem to think that just because they're discriminated against, that they have some case to make that society needs to change to accommodate them and that they don't need to stop eating so damn much and exercising so damn little.

They want to have their cake and eat it too.
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>>7350710
>implying fat people don't hate fat people
Do you even realize where you are?
>we like frenshit is majicks but i am not a brony
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>>7350721
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>>7350734
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>>7350702
>used to be obese
>120 Kg
>huge blood pressure
>close to diabetes
>never gave a fuck even though I knew it was bad
>actually do something
>end up loosing 60 kg in a year while still eating like a pig
>I can still eat till I'm sick and end up not gaining any extra weight

Oh and in that year all I did was half an hour of exercise per day. nothing else really.
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>>7350736

I don't know about you, but nobody knows I watch FiM, because I don't make it a lifestyle.

I'm not a brony.
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>>7350726
oh god

what are they bloating her with

i dont care
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>>7350729
>Germanfag
>germany will experience another springtime
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>>7350710
I don't eat so much and lift
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>>7350710
Myself am morbidly underweight and couldn't even lift my 2 year old nephew.
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>tfw 116 lbs

I wish I was fat
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>>7350745
That's what I'm talking about.

Why is it that far removed to assume that fat people hate fat people?
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>>7350742
>60kg
>losing half of your mass
>an adult weighing 60 kg
pony pls
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>>7350742
>used to be 100 kg
>now 60 kg
>had to work out at least 2 hours for 5 days of the week
>had to change eating habits in order to keep weight
eh.
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>>7350747
Thanks, doc.
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>You will never have an artists signature as awesome as this
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>>7350742
>>7350766
>60 kg

How small are you guys exactly?
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>>7350760
It isn't, but MLPG is probably not fat for the most. A whole bunch of people here are just normalfags by appearance, and we have a lot of /fit/ as well.
If I was fat I'd still hate people whining about fat acceptance because it's still irrational and retarded.
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>>7350769
At least you aren't a circlejerking Furry.
Unlike other Germans.
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>>7350764
>>7350775
120kg is 264 lbs.
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>>7350771
Feet are gross
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>>7350766
>>7350764
>>7350775
>Using precise weight
>Not relative BMI


>tfw BMI of 16.4
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>>7350776
>not universally hating all fat people regardless of who you are
Worse than being a furry.
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>>7350787
I cba to remember my BMI.
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>>7350785
And 60k is 132 lbs. It's still small as fuck.
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>>7350784
I'd rather NOT want to know what you're implying.
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>>7350771

Man, Zack draws some nice feet sometimes but most of his art is fucking awful.

I've considered removing my watch several times.
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>>7350791
http://www.nhs.uk/Tools/Pages/Healthyweightcalculator.aspx
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Are fat ponies still welcome?
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>>7350800
Yes
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>>7350742
>unemployed
>weighed 260 lbs
>typical american.jpg
>got a job doing manual labor
>it's like being payed to go to the gym every day
>dropped to 160 with a huge increase of muscle mass
>mfw
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>>7350775
Well that was when I was 15 years old which makes my weigh problem even worse.
Now I have around 75 kg.
But ever since I lost all that weight I have to try pretty hard to get fat. And if I want to lose weight I just don't eat any sweets for a few days and end up loosing 2-3 kg without problem

Still have a lot of extra sking though
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>>7350797
>21.35
Feels healthy.
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>>7350800
>feeder fetsih
disgusting
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Which one?
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>/fit/ motivationals
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>>7350797
>22.3
FUCK FUCK FUCK
i used to be a 19.
brb cycling and pushups
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>>7350824
6
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>>7350820
I don't understand what this has to do with fat acceptance or BMI.

Stay on topic, anon!
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>>7350824

Two through five, only because that's a shit humanized
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>>7350828
What's 6?
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>>7350800
goddammit i hate how the fat fetish is so popular in the pony fandom but i guess i cant complain since i jack it to futa rarity often.
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>Go to college
>At college, stop drinking Coke.
>Drop 15 pounds. Better energy levels.
Well, shit.
>Drink Coke again.
>>