>>7347801I would fuck that young horse.
>>7347792NO DOOKSMOAR COLOUR
Praise the sun!
>>7347801FUCK THIS HORSEFUCK THIS HORSE1 2 3 4
>>7347818that's the visual equivalent to eating sour candy
>>7347792you still have to be able to see it, though.Get a second opinion earlier next time.
CUTE FILLIES EDITION
>>7347801Such unladylike language.
Have you donated recently? Every drop helps
seriously though, what the fuck, darfi read forbidden fruit because it was supposed to be hot, and it was...but holy shit the extra feelings that came along with it kind of hit me like a truck
>>7347838I donate blood every month.
>>7347080Draft horses are huge and muscular, even when compared to a regular horse.
>>7347838>you will never have a RN for a girlfriend that pulls stunts like this
>>7347829Well, I also post them for you guys to tell me if something looks wrong.I guess I failed in my "cute non-saturated" color job.It will be another day.
>>7347838When they pay me, yes.
>>7347846mid-2011 SB pls
>>7347849non-saturated =/= white
>>7347838Blood?That has been some time ago, because they really piss me off everytime. You lie there, blood is running through the needle just perfectly and then they will come, be like "Everything okay?" and fiddle about with the needle, even if you tell them to keep their hands away from it. And then you'll look like a fucking junky for weeks again, just because that fucking retard couldn't stop playing with the needle.
>>7347846that's the entire point. that Big Mac gets a girlfriend who makes him look tiny.
>>7347849It's okay if you want to be less saturated and lightly pastel, we just need to be able to see it.
What's the last thing you drew?
>>7347891Lyraquest 2 when Foooks?
Dooks, will you be willing to take on a big inking/color job? pic related.
>>7347891Fucking hell who's the asshole that messed everything up.
>mlpghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dWNtw8HENlIGod damn I want to nail some horse pussy
>>7347906stuffMight as well say it now to the anons wanting robopones, I'm gonna draw the main six and when they're finished I'll post them all at once.
>>7347915Anonymous, of course.
>>7347909You are horrible for even posting that
>>7347915If I remember correctly, most answers were basically on the same level as the one that lead to this.
>>7347898I'll do another version of it then after I finish this VB shit.>>7347909Sure, but I have a somewhat filled backlog, which I'll try to stream tomorrow.>>7347906I doodled a Danger in my class notes.
>>7347909I thought that was Mia Fey at first.
Don't forget to be happy!
Oh wow did they really get Snoop Dogg to do Equestria Girls?
>>7347944>PINKIE! I LOOOOOVE BEING ANGRY! THANK YOOOOOU!
>>7347947You going anon, dooks?
>>7347909Really? Thank you Dooks. For the paw gloves/ears I was thinking it would look good black, but if you have any better color ideas then just go with your gut.
>>7347870I'll take that as a compliment. He's been arting way more consistently then I have.>>7347886Thanks for suggesting it. I'm going to try my hand at more draft horses.>>7347906Horses and dogs.
>>7347972Meant for >>7347935
>>7347858>>7347869>>7347879>>7347891are we getting crushed by her legs? i wasn't there
>>73479594chanX erases my name on every thread switch, and I still get the "connection error" thing, I'm afraid to upgrade.Also anon doesn't like when I use my name when I don't contribute.>>7347972You're welcome!Just to clarify, it's Fluttershy, right?
>>7347944if Gilda doesn't want to be happy, you shouldn't make her be happy, Pinkie. that's some fascist shit.
>>7347996Yup, it's fluttershy wearing cat ears and paw gloves.
>>7347996https://github.com/ihavenoface/4chan-x/raw/master/4chan_x.user.jsthis one is flawless
>>7347906This, slowly getting better for you mlpg
>>7348000I wish they would have just tried cuddling.
>>7348015How does that one differ from the others?
>>7348004It's not fascist if she's not miserable. Wouldn't you want Pinkie to take your sadness away?
>>7348025>"Anon, do somethin' about ya' dick - it's pokin' me in the ass..."
>>7348062No! That doesn't happen!
>>7347906Diamond Tiara with a pepper shoved in her mouth.
>>7348062>cuddle closer and kiss the back of her neck>"well, there's one thing we could do with it..."
>>7348039no. she wants to take away my sadness, she can take away the things that make me sad instead of just correcting my mind. and while i'd expect that kind of mind control crap from Chrysalis, i hadn't expected it from Pinkie. bad pony, bad bad pony.
>>7348069...It might happen to me.I can't help it - she's got a gorgeous body.
>>7348062No anon.No giving of the dick.
>>7348094>>7348077quick way to get elbow'd in the gut
>>7348112Well, you shouldn't be cuddling if you weren't prepared for the risks.
>>7348084>"hey, i know ya got the hots fer me-- i mean, who don't, right?-- but calm down, ya putz, or ya ain't gettin' none anyway."
>>7348094>sigh a little>ease up on her and readjust, and then return to the cuddle.>complain a little about how it's almost impossible to keep it down when this close to her.
>>7348096Fuck is with her front left hoof
>>7347906horoscope pone ScorpioI've drawn nothing since last week
>>7348084The way GR draws her makes me think of a girl I knew my freshman year of college.You could fit one of her bra cups on your head like a hat.
Can someone post a link to the new episode please?
now you've done itcelestia has taken babs seed away for her many crimes against equestria
>>7348135god damn look at that thigh
>>7348158That's an odd way to eat a carrot.
>>7348158She looks a bit sad. Why not a more happy blowjob?
>>7348172Sad blowjobs are hotter
>>7348178We can agree to disagree
>>7348178Says you. Happy, consensual blowjobs are the best.So long as they're between non-relatives, and heterosexual couples. Some people may have a taste for the other meat, but that's not my dish.
>>7348172she lost the family farm and now she has to work the streets to support the family
>>7348195What about Big Mac?
>>7348160I could lay a line of kisses all the way up those thighs of hers.
>>7348178Terrified blowjobs are hotter than sad blowjobs>>7348194But I agree with this guy.
>>7348201big mac has to work the streets too
>>7348205What about Apple Winona?
>>7348083>cat butt will never come back>Neither will Diamond Dogs>Trixie didKill me
>>7348201Fuck Big MacWhat about Applebloom?
>>7348221winona has to work the streets too>>7348230apple bloom has to find her cutie mark on the streets
>>7348231blame video encoders, not me
>>7348239>>7348230>>7348205How much would MLPG pay for an all nigh, all-inclusive orgy with the Apples?
>>7348202you could probably smother yourself in those things
Once my girlfriend tried to give me a blowjob but she didn't like it so stopped.She didn't like me giving her oral either, even though she orgasmed, because it got too wet.
>>7348237No, if this ride has to never end I want this to a happy ride!
>>7348205he's able to peddle himself for a higher breed of clientele, though. mare-whores are a dime a dozen-- lots of competition for Applejack. and it's not even so uncommon to see a stallion-whore. but it's rare for one so, uh, well-built as Big Mac to join the oldest profession. the well-to-do mares gravitate to him, because he's simply one of the best physical specimens available. that said, he often wishes he weren't, because he attracts the rich. and with the rich, comes depravity. Applejack turns dirty tricks on a streetcorner, but she doesn't have the things done to her that Big Mac does in those perfumed, cushioned bedrooms.
>>7348265Women are incapable of enjoying sex. You should have known this already if you have a girlfriend.
>>7348265Your girlfriend sounds boring and horribleI bet she goes to church every sunday
>>7348203grumpy, forced blowjobs are best
>>7348265>because it got too wetJust some towels down
TOUCH MY BUTT
>>7348290Forced on the receiver or forced on the giver?
>>7348299I WOULD IF I COULD, ANON
>>7347906this I tink
>>7348299ARE YOU A PRETTY MARE?
>>7347834Why isn't that an apple milkshake? Apple Bloom is slacking. Now Terry and Babs have to both have chocolate. I could see Babs going for strawberry.
>>7348303>applebloom gets a cutie mark in butttouchingwhat would that even look like
>>7348320Babs likes cream soda
>>7348340touching a butt
>>7348307>>7285559I've lost control of my life. I should be in bed.
this edging is killing me
Wish me luck tomorrow, MLPG. I have a job interview. I hope I get it. Unemployment does things to your brain and I don't like them. It drives you to drink, in less of a 'I need to forget about this purple horse' way and 'I'm so terrified I need to drink until I can't see' way.
>>7348348A hand cutie mark would already be touching applebloom's but.
>>7348354You should be drawing fluttershy's ass
>>7348369But we aren't being edgy at all here
>>7348372I love getting embarrassingly drunk in the middle of the day during the week while unemployed, it's great
>>7348398That part was semi-enjoyable, yes. I spent my afternoons and evernings drinking and playing tropico.But that's enough about non-pone blogposts.
>>7348372I wish you luck, I am somewhat in a similar boat.
>>7347906this about 3 months ago
>>7348302forced on the giver
>pay 2gems to skip buying phonograph>next quest is to spend 100 gems to buy the big tree and pipsqueakFUCK THIS SHIT, I QUIT I DONT CARE IF I JUST LOST THE GAME I FUCKING QUIT
>>7348372Best of luck, Anon!
>>7348412>AA>Kevin SanoWhen the fuck did they start working together???
>>7348464Hex edit and make it easymodo.
>>7348372Where at?Good luck
>>7348464Twilight looks sexy in that outfit
>>7348464Twilight Sparkle is so cute in that.
>>7348478I'm playing on an iPad 2. So I'm pretty fucked on that front.
>>7348471They didn't. AA drew that a long time ago, and Kevin Sano decided to color it recently.
>>7348480>>7348491Twilight's winter outfit is cold comfort
>>7348464She looks good in red.
Does anyone have any other pictures of painted up ponies? I really like this stuff.
>>7348478What do I need to do? I have it on my nexus
>>7348505Red and purple are analogues. They go well together.
>>7348513do they have to be noticeably painted or is pallet swaps fine too?
Big Maccy is my sister!
>>7348546>>7348532Palette swaps are fine, I just like the impersonation bit.Like, it would be funny to see someone mistake that Fluttershy for Twilight or RBD respectively.
>>7348559what if someone couldn't tell rainbow dash and rarity apart
>>7348513This is strangely arousing... I need more to. For my collection... of sfw pony pictures.
>>7348564how many times do I have to filter this ugly fucks fat face?reported fuck off
>>7348571I like to imagine they all go to Miss Cheerilee's class after this and pretend like nothing is wrong.
>>7348568>tfw i cant find the colored version
>>7348568That's easy. Rainbow Dash isn't pregnant with some stranger's foal.
>>7348582>>7348591>Dash almost would have said 'darling' while mocking Raritys silly accent in sleepless in ponyvilleI bet her voice would have cracked too
>>7348579>Not loving Nathan's ugly fat face>2013
>>7348582>>7348591>she's too stupid and color blind to tell the differencehahaha oh sweetie belle... shoot them both to be sure.
>>7348582>>7348591This is one of my favorites. It makes me wish they'd do something like it on the show.
>>7348564> oh my god you almost made me laugh, its not that your ugly. it's that you are making such a serious face. you would have a better chance if you smile and be yourself, there is always a match out there for everyone no matter how bad they think they are
>>7348597go to bed steam chat
wwould you a reu for her birthday?
>Connection error with sys.4chan.orgWhy is this still happening?Do I have to update 4chanX?Please tell me I dont.
>>7348615reu drew me a picture for my birthdayso it's the least I could do
>>7348621>tfw my birthday sucked this year
>>7348615Yes. With lots of slime.
>>7348620Just use the inline extention with everything turned on like a normal human being.
>>7348628>tfw it's been 5 years since anyone besides parents even remembered
>>7348615I would get her some ice cream and then we'd share our mutual dislike for the Ponk all night long!
>>7348635>Using the inline extension>Ever
>>7348643It works fine.
>>7348649this makes me sad
>>7348651Sure, it works.But it has so much less utility.
>>7348662What advantages does 4chanX offer?
>>7348546>each pony is now the color of the pony they love the most
>>7348672Every time you post, Moot comes out of your computer and give you a foot rub
>>7348673Dash and Rarity are probably the least close two of the main 6.
>>7348546Dash is probably the second most upsetit is my headcanon that her second biggest pride after her flight abilities is her rainbow mane, and she is fiercely protective of it.
>>7348673>all dat unrequited lovethis is my fetish
>>7348672Wider utility and options.Also you can operate it with keybinds.
>>7348673>Rainbow has a crush on Rarity>will never admit to it or ever talk about it>admires from afar
>>7348546Art style is digusting. Filtered.
>>7348690thank you for informing us
>>7348673>Pinkie likes RDPerfect>Fluttershy likes TwilightNot RD? I guess she's too brash, Twilight is probably the most understanding of her asocialnesss>Twilight likes PinkieI don't see this.>Rarity likes AJSure>AJ likes FluttershyShe likes the sweet, quiet ones? I could dig it.
>>7348689>it was just "coincidence" that she happened to crash into Carousel Boutique in Suited for Success>she had been working up to it for weeks and then had to change her plan when she saw Rarity wasn't alone
>>7348712>Twilight likes Pinkie>I don't see this.Twilight is attracted to Pinkie's genius
>>7348673imagine the soul crushing depression that would consume them when the figure that out.
>>7348561>Dash catches you from behind by surprise>you struggle as she takes a hold and bites your ear>she gently grinds your flesh between her teeth, making you putty in her hooves>you're left heated and panting as she continues to nibble while exploring your body
>>7348715You know what happened was she finally screwed up her courage to ask Rarity to breakfast.When the svelte unicorn agreed it was the best thing she'd ever heard...Rarity subsequently had this brilliant suggestion to invite Twilight as wellIt was a silent nod in agreement, not protests, not from her
>>7348712Oh, I don't know...
>>7348673>Everyone changes colors>Except for Rainbow Dash>Twilight figures it's because of her mane
>>7348723Geez, that must be the most complex kind of feeling.
>>7348726>you'll never turn the tables on her and subject her to some forced ear-nibbles of your own
I'm just gonna leave this here
>>7348816She isn't even hilted on it
>>7348741why is goo twilight on fluttershy?
>>7348821can some one post more pictres of ponys in dog colers? i rilly like that kind of thing
Which pone would be Donte's favorite?
>>7348762>"Please, don't stop on Trixie's account. Continue reading Twilight Sparkle~"
>>7348858The edgiest, most offensive pony
>>7348864yes, thank you anon ^-^
>>7348858>tfw I liked the graphics, but the gameplay and history sucked ass
How rad is your favorite pony?
>>7348858That's simple, I think Donte's favorite would be the one that is FUCK YOU enough to FUCK YOU, I mean for all we know he's probably into FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU.So it makes sense that his favorite pony is Rainbow Dash because she's Edgy and Loyal, considering everyone in his life during the game's storyline has betrayed himHonestly, I feel kinda bad for him... He's a character stuck in a shit game, but i saw some potential in him... honestly i did... but now... all that's left is ..... is...__FUCK YOU__
we so ded
>>7348628I'm sorry I'll do you a thing what do you want dude friend
WHO WANTS TO TALK ABOUT SEXISM?
Be honest, MLPG. How many of you waifu an OC?
>>7348945Goo fluttershy when Happy birthday
>>7348945not him, but...you're so generous, reu.i'm sorry i couldn't give you anything for your birthday.
>>7348960i horsebando an OC
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtCtQpclpY8When will MLP get a fan film of this caliber?
mega-boopbecause we ded
>>7348989sorrymy bones are ded and unrattled
>>7348970Lamar/Kraut/MewKeep it in skype pls.
>>7348961soon.. I think>>7348964pff what? it's okay dude seriously
>>7349004b-but the resolution! the quality!
>>7349008i'm not Lamar
>>7349015Reu if I get good at drawing some day, what pony related thing would you want me to draw for you?
>>7349025>Implying Kraut and Mew have somehow fused into one
This image contains best ponyCan you find them?
>>7349054They're all best pony.Except Spike and Discord. They are not ponies.
Arnold and ApplejackGerald and Rainbow DashPhoebe and TwilightChocolate Boy and PinkieHelga and FluttershyRonda and Rarity
>>7349036I dunno, Travis or a cute Cadence I guess but you don't Reunihave to>>7349070aaaaaaa
>>7349054I didn't see gilda in there
>>7349070can i have more pones in colers? ppplllzzz
>>7349089Pony is not a Gilda!
>>7349099>8.9/10>Not 9/10Someone didnt suck enough IGN dick.
>>7349099>sick combos>game "journalism"
>>73490999/10 it's okay
>>7349083I guess she could go with Lila
>>7349119To be honest I would love to get paid to tell people that my opinion is right.
Rolling time1-3 Sleep4-6 Pone on7-9 Vidya0 or dubs Clean room
>>7349145DuhHelga is Trixie.
>>7349183Clean your filthy room first.
>>7349152on earth as it is on ign
>>7349193No. Sleep now. Clean later.
What is night MLPG listening to?
>>7349214Addicted to http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZJofwUBG6M
>>7349187Not really, Helga is self depreciating, not full of herself. She was a hard personality to pick a pony for so I thought the opposite personality pony could be fun.
>>7349099This is why I never trust those numbers. They're all the same, on every game.
>>7349214I don't know, but morning MLPG is listening to Flotation Toy Warning
>>7349214The Chocolate Watchband
>>7349229Helga is only self depreciating internally. Her outward persona is that of the bully.We haven't seen Trixie's internal self yet, but we have seen her act the bully to everyone else.
>>7349222Different but better Wanderlusthttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lTHG7f8ob1c
>>7349214>Generic wubstep garbage
>>7349254So...Helga is Babs, but as an evolved character?
>>7349254True but Helga still doesn't go around bragging about how amazing she is, she focuses more on insulting people. Actually Gilda might make a good fit.
>>7348564>If they will not love you>Destroy love.
>>7349286Well then who's Harold?!
>>7349286>Gilda>With her crippling love for Pinky.
Do you think Equestria has a proper police force and/or army? Or is the knowledge that their leaders are almost godlike entities enough to prevent trouble (as long as discord, chrysalis and so on dont show up) most of the time so that the royal guards are enough?If I remember correctly, the only thing we've seen that could come close to a police is sheriff silverstar
>>7349311You're thinking of Gerald, you giant racist.Harold is the Jewish one.
>>7349304Harold is Snips
>>7349318Equestria is set in the D&D world, no form of police could make that place safe...More guards would serve as a speed bump for the next fucked up monster to charge a town.
>>7349318>Do you think Equestria has a proper police force and/or army?I think it's confirmed that Canterlot is policed by guardsmen.
>>7349324Well shit.Twist, obviously.Sory, it's been a few, YEARS.
>>7349318There are copsBut they're mostly just adjudicatorsThey're probably like New ZealandThey just rely on allied neighbors for defenseThe princesses and EoH are a last defense
www.horseporn.comYou'll thank me later.
>>7349356I'm rewatching the series right now. It's actually pretty funny.
>>7349331Is she even a princess?I mean seriously, Cadence has done more.She even got a song!
>>7349366>we will never get a song from celestia or luna
>tfw you're the christmas unicorn
>>7349385>not christmas alicornstep it up
>>7349381>There will never be a duet.
>>7349397>Implying you can touch this.
>>7349397MLPG is pretty anthro the past week
>>7349377oh god no not trainguymay god have mercy on his soul
>>7349398Why do I even live.
>There will never be a Space Opera spin off or episodeWho would be in the Free Pony Alliance, and who belong to the autocratic Empire?
>>7349409I don't mindsometimes
>>7349423I love that artist.
>>7349423I swear i'm not furry, but there's something about that guy's anthro art...
>>7349451It's because they're pretty much humanand really cute
>>7349375I liked the edit with Oblivion better
>>7349420>Episode where they put on a Space Opera playWould you watch it?
>>7347801>Sombra will never clear his voice and sound like some Dracula or Jack Skellington tier Suave swaggameister>He will never sing some kind of Manipulative Moonlight Lament.Remember when we thought he was going to possess Shining Armour?Good times.
>>7348564>>7349291>! >Hey OP, here's some tips to help you with the ladies.>1. No offense, but the look on your face is creepy. Soften your eyes and smile.>2. Try something else with your hair. Maybe brush it flat, or cut it. It just looks like you don't take great care of yourself.>3. Clear up your skin, and maybe lose a little weight. I know these things are superficial, but gaining confidence is key, and that can only help.
>>7349463that they most certainly are
>>7349409It's a pretty acceptable anthro tho.I'd hit it.
>>7349508>I'd hit it.
>>7349517>What?I'd praise the sun, if you know what I mean.
>>7349508With a bat
>>7349417It's not the end of the world Anon...We may hear Celestia sing once with her sister.Holding her, comforting her>"Don't you take my sunshine away..."
Fuck off furfags. #DangerouslyCheesey
>>7349551>MLPG Taste.pngLast time that was posted consens was pretty much that everything apart from 3 and 4 is fuckable.
>>7349559>3 and 4>not fuckableFuck, I'm surrounded by faggots and eunuchs.
>>7349559>it's ok to fuck little girls.
>>7349548>you will never be Celestia's sunshine
>>7349570My rationalisation is that it's a chibi artstyle.She's 18, she's just drawn cartoonishly.
>>7349423I enjoy well-endowed derpy.I imagine her tailing Dash around town whining that her boobies are sore and begging to be massaged.
>>734957014+ is fair game. If they're okay with it.
>>7349583>Shs a few thousand years old, honest~!
>Celestia will never sing thishttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HTo7a0jOGoI
>>7349584>Dash doesn't want to be seen as someone that preys on the feeble minded
>>7349591>That song.It's funny that you picked that image, it shows how broken and stupid that song is.
BerserkNausicaa of the Valley of the WindMausWatchmenMy four favorite comics ever.Does MLPG read comics?
Would you suck a pone's futa cock before they go to work?
>>7349615I keep wanting to get into comics but it just hasn't happened yetalso Maus was great
>tfw you find a place that sells Mi Goreng cheaper than you can buy shit house brand beef noodlesWhat is your favourite pones favourite instant noodle?
>>7349612>>7349613>Hating can you feel the sunshine and expecting any quality higher than that after Racist barnIt's quite fitting actually
>>7349618Maybe if she wanted me to.I would prefer to rail her pussy from behind, while stroking her cock though.
>>7349646Not my fault I have actual taste in music and would rather Celesta not sing such a terrible song.
>>7349653>Not blowing her>Then railing her, while stroking her heavy, thick, long cock long before she can get another erection
>>7349661>during they go to workthat's silly
>>7349633>Honey thick cumIt's nice in writing but it just looks off visually
>>7349633Anon, just stop.
Wendy farts on your faceORYour favorite pony farts on your face.What do you choose?
>>7349662Alright then faggot, what do you have that's tasteful, happy like getting up early in the morning to a sunny day, and would fit an animation sequence of Celestia waking up in the morning, Cheerfull, happy, smiling, then leaping out of the Castle balcony to fly across the sky as flocks of colorful birds accompany her as she sings, as the sun comes up,her elegant figure shining across the sky, in tune with the sun.the pace of the song has to match the one I already posted, It can't be dubsteb either, something Pop like, and HAPPY.
>>7349614What if it's animalistic grunts just sound like speech? It's not actually saying the words "I fully consent to the act of copulation with you and the rest of your ship's crew, I want to become bloated from your exotic seed" but it just sounds like it?
>>7349679PoneWendy might be cute but she's still a white trash human>tfw no GF
>>7349088I drew a cadence sketch because I'm trying to learn how to draw...It's not because I like you or anything...
>>7349679I pick the option that does not involve farting.If one does not yet exist, I will make one.
>>7349681You get to fuck it anyway thanks to your amazing luck that the grunts sounded like consent
>>7349691Farting is normally gross. But when a cute girl does it on your face it's kind of adorable.
>>7349679Is it flutterfart time?
>>7349692Thank you, Star Trek!
>>7349695Well I guess we're just going to have to disagree on that, bro.Methane and Escherichia coli are not sexy.
>>7349591Fucking love this song. Sonic R was gay as fuck, though.
>>7349703I want nothing more than to smell fluttershy's farts
>>7349709Then kissing, oral, sex, and anal are all grossBy your logic
>>7349680>DubsteplestiaWELCOME TO SEASON 7 BITCH.
>>7349724I think you're doing kissing, oral and sex wrong.
>>7349712>Hating Sonic R and not remembering every token location and shortcut in the game even after a year of not playing it.Nigger, I owned that on the PC, then the goddamned Gems collection, and I beat it 100% in 1-2 hours.I fucking love that game, I love that metal sonic, and that metal knuckles, nigger, get on my level, and get Super sonic Errytime to ass rape the competition in rainbow diamond-land as I loop the loop like I'm tying cock-knocks.Now I'm all hard now.
>>7349724But they are.
>>7349736And besides, RIVALS IS WORST RACERI've never seen such a disgusting soundtrack in my life and finaru bossu
>>7349672Or I could blow her until she was about to cum, and then let her mount me and finish in my ass. And then I'd rail her while stroking her cock, her gooey horsecum oozing out of my asshole.
>>7349679I'd rather have Twilight fart on my face.
>>7349736I'm just salty because I unlocked every character in one sitting and then went to save and accidentally hit load instead and I lost everything.
>>7349680http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XPfoFZYso8Just as a subtle background.
>>7349746>Not using her gooey horsecum as lube while fucking her
HOLY FUCKHOW DID I JUST REALIZE THISHORSES FUCKING LOVE SALTSEMEN IS SALTY TASTINGWHAT THE FUCKNOW MY HIE CLOPFICTION ABILITIES KNOW NO LIMITS
Did any of you guys watch this?
>>7349764The possibilities are endless.
Until proven otherwise, I will always imagine Tex as a popped collar dude-bro.
Think of your favourite pony.What is their pokemon team?
>>7349758>Those 2 white pixels>no SICP
>>7349780>BladderfuckingIS IT TIME, MLPG?
>>7349777Why would I watch people playing a party game?
>>7349686hnnnnnnng thank you!ps you're already pretty good
>>7349784>gears of warFits.>Doesn't like feminismDoesn't fit.
>>7349776>he missed out on Twilight's Pacifier
>>7349792Because its better than Marvel.
>>7349797>Twilight's PacifierWHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUTIF IT IS AT ALL RELATED TO THE THING I JUST POSITED YOU SHARE IT WITH ME RIGHT NOW YOU FUCK
Did that guy who said he would upload his 700 mb Celestia folder ever deliver?
>>7349791It's always time.
>>7349618BJ?Sure.So long as I can MUNCH THE FUCK OUT OF IT and GO CRAZY ON IT, NOT EVEN STOPPING TO GIVE THEM A BREATHER FUCK I WANT TO BITE DICK
>>7349784>Texanon is the kind of dude that those who know him, do on a different level.Sure, they know his quirks, and what he likes, they live around him. But he still has that mystery about him, like he has a life he is hiding under his quiet exterior.
>>7349825He's in a "Rip your dick off" mood today.
>>7349800It's on the fetish greentext dropboxI'm on my tablet so I don't have the bookmark
You guys do know farts smell bad, right?
>>7349825>Not wanting to treat dick like chewy toys so you can rub up your gums and get that feel when you have sore gums that feels soo000 good.>Implying horsedick isn't meaty enough for those wonders
>>7349832Yup, but it's worth it if it's from fluttershy.
>>7349830ITS OKAY WITH A LITTLE ARCHIVAL MAGIC I FOUND WHAT YOU ARE REFERRING TOTHANKS ANON
>>7349784>>7349827How much do you wanna bet that Tex's co-workers and friends have no clue that he's a MLP fan artist? He seems to be the type that wouldn't mingle his online life with his real one.
>>7349794Aw, thanks. I needed some motivation to keep trying.
>>7349830I need a link to this dropbox
>>7349832This is fiction?Also, apparently horses' don't smell at all.
>>7349800Do you like my pacifier, Twily?It's delicious and salty, isn't it?That's right, keep sucking...
>>7349842Uh... aren't most of MLPG like that?
>>7349842We're talking about Tex-anon, not Tex.
>>7349842I know that feel...
So, what's universally considered the best episode of S1?
>>7349832Wrong, fluttershy's farts smell like peaches
>>7349832It's not about the smell, it's about the intimacy of a lady being comfortable doing such a thing in front of you (or on you).
>>7349855>Implying tex-anon isn't just the self-insert idealization for Tex
You know that one toy where you have to shoot that ball in your opponents goal so they get squirted in the face with water?I shoved the pump for that up my ass onceI made my own, safe self enduced gigantic fartsLike an air enemaWe should write fictions involving Anal and this pump, as in they get filled up with the air, which also expels gas also, as the air rivets and vibrates on your member
>>7349861>implying tex isn't just lyra fulfilling her human self insert dreams
>>7349857The first four episodes.the four that sucked you in.
>>7349868...this makes way too much sense.
>>7349873I was broken the second I heard fluttershy speak. I had no chance
>>7349877>joke based on background pony brony fanon>"makes sense"
>>7349858Peaches smell horrible,
>>7349859>It's not about the smell, it's about the intimacy of a lady being comfortable doing such a thing in front of you (or on you).This.Also why I ask girls after I get to know them to let me watch them on the toilet.
>>7349857None. Everyone has a different opinion.
>>7349879>I love looking tinto jokes far too much.
>>7349879that's just the kind of logic they'd expect you to havethat's how they windon't fall for their lies
>>7349881You smell horrible
>>7349827>But he still has that mystery about him, like he has a life he is hiding under his quiet exterior.
>>7349895Fluttershy needs to take a shower, her hair is looking greasy there.
Alright, so who's the lucky Anon who gets to be my friend?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a0PqmkKeNmc>Pinky and Dash get hold of these balloons.What hijinks ensue?
>>7349903We're half joking.Half.
>>7349883Have you ever performed cunnilingus on a girl while she was taking a dump on the toilet, moaning and involuntarily letting out noisy farts as you sent waves of pleasure through her body with your tongue?
>>7349857Party of One.
>>7349914Eh, that's 3rd best.
>>7349910I'm convinced that you're 100% joking, or rather, you're only doing it to mess with those of us who realise that farts are disgusting and are supposed to be disgusting.
>>7349791ITS TIME>You'll never blow your futa pones strechy horsecock>You'll never make out with her urethra>Fitting the entire length of your tongue down it>Flicking it up and down>Side to side>Sending her weak at the knees as you violate her so deftly>Sending her so close to the edge that she's clenching her PC muscles>Trying to force just a little more blood into her cock>To make it just a tiny bit tighter>So she can feel a little bit more of you>Until she finally falls over that edge>Her entire body shaking>Her cock practically trying to spit you out>It would have succeeded if it wasn't for her hooves now holding you down>You taste her cum as it rockets past>Thick, warm and slightly sweet>The obstruction of your tongue has made it spurt out with even greater pressure >The sensation of it hitting the back of your throat makes you gag>Hearing you gag makes her cum harder>Which makes you gag harder>You're lucky she's only got so much to give else she'd shoot a hole in the back of your head>Once she's done it looks as though she did shoot you>Her face is terrified>You smile reassuringly at her as you recover>She swoops down and squeezes you in a tight hug knowing you're alright>She kisses you on the cheek relentlessly>The sound of her kisses only punctuated by her thanks and apologies>You don't care to interrupt her>Soon she stops>Her hug has turned to a mutual embrace>Her kisses now nuzzling >You fall asleep a happy, loved man1500 chars
>>7349857Sonic Rainboom, Cutie Mark Chronicles and Feeling Pinkie Keen are my top 3 from the first season.
>>7349926I talk about it because I like farts.
>>7349932Not bad, at least one of those is good.
>>7349680>that overdetailed descriptionpurple prose much anon
>>7349903Worst fetishes are scat, diaper, piss and fart.You've only made it appealing via writing about it and sexualising it, and made it seem hot, but in actual fact and practice, it'll be the most disgusting, degrading thing you'll ever do.What's more, you'll openly defend it, being on the same level as a disgusting full-blown furry.These are the only fetishes that are unhealthy and that are considered a mental problem.Seek medical attention.
>You will never feel Babs Seed warm lips wrapped around you
>>7349940Piss is good if done well, everything else sucks except foodscat
>>7349753This story made me feel physically ill.
>>7349945How do you know they're warm?
>>7349940>He's never had a super cute girl accidently fart when you're eating her out
>>7349929>I'm convincedNever said I have any evidence.
>>7349951Horses have higher body temperatures than humans do.So yeah, you can bet your ass they're warm
>>7349950You and me, hoss.
>>7349959But they're not horses, they're Ponies.
>>7349940Murder and all associated fetishes are worse, but those are indeed bad.
>>7349940>pissBut that's the best fetish!>These are the only fetishes that are unhealthy and that are considered a mental problem.Urine is mostly sterile.
>>7349946>PissOnly if it occurs right after the end, and it's humiliation.>>7349952>implying you don't tolerate that and continue, trying to ignore it when you hate itThe only thing appealing, is that it's warm air brushing against you, but the smell is the issue.It'd be better if it didn't smell or you used the onslaught of wind as a way to feel vibration on your tool.
your're mom MLPG
>>7349959>A mare's vagina would be extremely warmUnf.
>>7349968I am not mom.I'm not even female.
Seriously, she's like the most prone to teasing out of the three. EXHIBIT A
Remove the fetishes and this is no different than /b/-read.
>>7349965>Being able to fuck a bladder>Saying murder is worst fetish.It's only bad when it's messy, if say stabbed near the end or at climax (See bible black shotgun fucking scene, it's perfect.)Or say that scene from hostel with the blood bath.That was sexy, was it not?
>>7349879>mfw I just noticed that "pony" and "brony" rhymepony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony pony brony god this is so fun
I'm going to give up.
>>7349983You should be in bed, shitposterIt's still to early for you
>>7349969It's around 110-140F and can be as tight as a loli, or as loose as a whore, and can crush METAL
>>7349979>Bazinga bingo.4. The only acceptable 3, and MLP.
>>7349991Berry is a pretty horse
>>7349979What, exactly do 'zombies' and 'baby racist' mean?
>>7349990If it can crush metal, it can crush my dick. That is horrifying.
>>7349984>Being able to fuck a bladderIs is possible. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urethral_intercourseFor proof, search for a video by the porn actress "Amazing Ty". There are at least 2 clips that show her taking a cock in her peehole, having her bladder cummed in and pissing it out afterwards.
>>7350002>What, exactly do 'zombies'You're into "Zombies". I knew a really boring insecure nerd girl who was like that. >and 'baby racist' mean?Casual /b/ tier racism. Not full blown white supremacist.
>>7350002>zombiesI presume it means you're one of those who repeatedly fantasize about the zombie holocaust and need/want zombies zombies zombies in everything.
>>7349996What do you think her fetishes are?
>>7350017Alcohol enema.Don't try this at home.
>>7350011>>7350012That's fucking retardedWhatever, the only ones that apply to me are ponies and athe/pol/ pls go
>MLP General used to be good
>>7350019I think I read a fic about that once.
>>7349931MLPG pls respondI spent like 12 minutes of my life on that shitAt least tell me it's shit
>>7350025>implying it isn't still occasionally
>>7350025>MLPG used to corrupt people into fapping to ponies
>>7350025>Everything changed when /mlp/ was created
>>7350033>pls gib attentionI know your feel.
>>7350009Dear god.It's just like the time when someone posted the DOCKING VIDEOHOW DO YOU DERIVE PLEASURE FROM THE BURN THAT GIVESTHE STING
>>7350033It's not my fetish so I'm not going to read it fully, but from what I can tell, you skimped out on full sentences a lot and that made reading it kinda shitty
>>7350033It wasn't satisfying since the reader didn't orgasm in it, just the pone. It was also weird.
>>7350037>Even if we went back to /co/, we'd never recover
>>7350033>MLPG pls respond>I spent like 12 minutes of my life on that shit>At least tell me it's shitWhat.I saw a wall of greentext, assumed it was copypasta and moved on with my life.
>>7350040You just dig deeper until you unearth the demons get into the prostate.
>>7350033It's no "twilight unwashed", but it's okay. I saved it.As for what could be improved...It's a bit lacking in description, and split into too many sentences. You should probably go with longer and more descriptive sentances rather than many and short ones.Do continue greentexting though. We need more fetish greentexters.
>>7350045I think we would actually. We'd lose all the /mlp/ shit and they would all go back to Ponychan. The old rivalry would reignite, and we'd have faster and shorter horses to spur more discussion of non-shitposting. It would still be a hard road, but I think it could happen.
>>7350051No, I'm on about a video where theres this guy who injected to much silicoone into his dick that it's DD sized, and another guys fucks it.
>>7350035Did it? I would imagine most people could manage that just fine on their own.
>>7350062Ponychan is never coming back.
>>7350068>not crying after Smile^3 because of all the lies fed to gullible children
>>7350074It's all true, it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
>>7350075Trust me, you don't want it
>>7350069I don't know how many of them asked MLPG for advice, but I know some did.God, it was so fun talking with these guys.>pls help, i dont want to clop to pure innocent ponies but they give me a boner wat do ;_____________________;
>You will never reexperience the joy of watching the Smile song premiere live with MLPG
>>7349979Atheist, Metal, My Little Pony, Self-Described Geek (well, technically I rarely need to describe myself as such, but still), Nihilism
>>7350085Oh but i do
>>7350083>It's all true, it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.>It's all true,>it's just overly optimsitic and idealistic.
>>7350091I didn't like it.
>>7350088I remember forcing myself to fap to ponies at the beginning. Little did I know, it would soon become all I fap to.
>>7350055>>7350068>not being a Nihilist>2013
>>7350068Why are you shocked, Pinkie?Please tell me what you find so disturbing
>>7350101>forcing yourself to fap to poniesMind telling me what reasoning pushed you to that?
>>7350095The more of them you have, the more of an objectively worse person you are.Just saying.
I can almost never fap to ponies. For the most part, the form just isn't attractive. Humans and anthro, on the other hand...
>>7350091>you will never again reexperience those few moments of complete and utter jaw dropping disbelief when 'I can turn a mare into a stallion!' live with mlpg.
>>7350102Nihilism is a "so what" philosophy that is only profound if you're coming at it from a conservative 19th century Christian position. Only try-hards and idiots call themselves "Nihilists" or "Existentialists".
>>7350037MLPG just overreacts hard. We're worse than Amurkans with their 9/11.
>>7350115>implying that was even good
>>7350091>Not when This Day Aria premieredDo you even warm memories?
>>7350114>Humans and anthro, on the other hand...
>>7350114Their forms are pretty neutral.>opinions
>>7350130I was going to post that but I didn't want to start a shitstorm over Costanza and Silver Surfer.
>>7349979Is being an atheist considered weird or like "edgy" in the US?I'm asking because here everyone's an atheist. It's definitely the norm.I don't think I've ever known anyone who's religious.
>>7350068>mfw i am atheist but i dont call myself an atheist so i can avoid being lumped in with the atheist fandom
>>7350123>It has to be profound for you to subscribe to itumm...
>>7350144>>mfw i am atheist but i dont call myself an atheist so i can avoid being lumped in with the atheist fandomYes.Weird nerds are attracted to that. I should know, since I've been to a few Atheist gatherings. Weird. Fucking. Nerds. Same people as any Nerd-con.
>>7350144>that pictureGood lord.That feel when pragmatic atheist who doesn't tell anyone since it is irrelevent.
>>7350144>Epic Atheist BronyDo people like this actually exist
>>7350088I can imagine that being amusing. Sounds more like the kind of thing people would post ironically just to get responses though. If they were serious, they would just go fap to pones and be done with it.Speaking of responses... has anyone tried making a long deep thoughtful post on some conservative christian forum (think Landover Baptist, only actually serious) about feeling guilty about having sinful thoughts about cartoon ponies?Anyone know any such forums?
>>7350144Holy shit.This can't be real. He's a walking stereotype of the most awful nerds. >fluttershy>fedora connoisseur>MRA>Atheist activist>"love and tolerance"
>>7350164>Do people like this actually existImagine being so utterly boring that being an atheist is what you use to single yourself out to make yourself seem interesting.
>>7350144You see, flutterfags? This is the kind of person that likes flutterautism
How bout them ponies?
>>7350165>I can imagine that being amusing. Sounds more like the kind of thing people would post ironically just to get responses though. If they were serious, they would just go fap to pones and be done with it.You've never been to pony fandom at large in 2010/2011 at all, did you?Nearly everone considered pony being for sexual a big issue.
>>7350144>fedoraWHY DO ALL OF THEMFUCKING LOVEFEDORASITS NOT JUST BRONIES EITHER
>>7350111I figured if I spent a ot of my time on this thread, thinking and watching them, I might as well fap to them. Basically killing two birds with one stone.
>>7350144Over-complicating language because you don't like what other people doWhy are you telling people that clearly don't know you well that you're an atheist?
>>7350165>Do It multiple times >Chris canes take action against bronies burn merch>LULZ to be had, because this is actually something that does piss them off
>>7350183They want to think they are cool like harrison fordthat's really all there is to it
>>7350183They want to look cool, so they pick up on some superficial fashion item "cool guys" wear, but without understanding the context of what made them cool. Short version: They're socially inept nerds
>>7350166dont be mad you arnt cool enough to pull off a fedora
>>7350112Having none would make you a pretty dull and mundane person though. I think I'd prefer to be a "worse person" than a boring normalfag with perfectly mainstream opinions and tastes.
>>7350171I want to believe that it isn't reali really really do
>>735014410/10 greatest piece of satire since Dr. Strangelovepls tell me it's satire
>>7350188Were you even attracted to them?
>>7350171>being an atheist is what you use to single yourself out to make yourself seem interesting.so nothing makes them interesting?
>>7350144>Atheist>devoting to and worshiping MLP
>>7350144>MRA>Whiny group who bitch and moan about women and act like a percecuted minority>Fluttershy>"Love and tolerance"Does. Not. Compute.
>>7350215Not at all.
>>7350224damn you strange guy
>>7350171I don't think even I am that boring... At least I hope so..Oh no, what if everyone hats me?
>>7350233>cock goes where?
>>7350123>Implying Nihilism has anything to do with religionI'm not sure exactly what you mean by profound in this context, but the way I see it, nihilism is merely a term meaning that I don't believe there is any inherent meaning or value to anything.
>>7350144>MRA>What's the MRA?>Google it>Motorcycle Riders Association>Oh>That's alright>Then it clicksNopeIt's got to be a joke>Flutterfag>Wants a demure, subservient wife
>>7349979>zombies>dr whofukken bullshit. if i enjoy these thing but i am not part of the fandoms do i still have to mark it.
3 days until king of the nerds
>Be agnostic>don't like to say it because almost every agnostic you see in any discussion loudly and arrogantly proclaims intellectual superiority, bashing atheists too as if they were equally retarded to religious.>don't want to be lumped>irrational, probably.
>>7350239>but the way I see it, nihilism is merely a term meaning that I don't believe there is any inherent meaning or value to anything.And people act like that's a profound statement that makes them edgy radicals that you should pay attention to. It's all just pointless semantics (like all philosophy).>There is no meaning in the universe!>Well yes, there might not be universe as dictated by the universe. No ultimate plan. But there's plenty of "personal meaning" that you can find. How can "meaning" even be dictated to you anyways? You have to find the meaning, and you have to accept it. >That's not "meaning" though hurr durr
>>7350249>fukken bullshit. if i enjoy these thing but i am not part of the fandoms do i still have to mark it.Just a couple aren't too bad. The more than 5 and you're looking pretty bad.
If fluttershy was one day no longer shy would shit have to change her name to flutternotshy?
>>7350114>not appreciating those curvy pone bodies
>>7350258>bashing atheists too as if they were equally retarded to religious.Well they can be.
>>7350258>>don't want to be lumpedPerfectly rational.
>>7350258Agnostic Theist or Atheist?
>>7350264>sheI should really go to bed.
>>7350240Men's Rights. Being charitable they're anti-feminists. Being not so chariatable they are whiny little bitches.
DELIVERYONE PINK PONY FOR ANONYMOUS
>>7350268People who go to reddit don't count, they're colossal retards by default.
>>7350144>atheist fandomIs this a thing?
>>7350275That pink pony looks broken.
>>7350266Something about pony curves is absolutely delicious.
How can I compress a file to MP4?
>>7350270Agnostic atheist.As in, nothing's known for sure, but theist conclusions don't seem anywhere near as likely as the atheist conclusion.
>>7350274Why is this show sow blatantly misandrist?Look at how the ponies treat spike.They're training girls to hate boys from an early age.
>>7350294What file? A video? Just get a converter, Any Video Converter or whatever else.
>>7350293>dat Rarityuuuuuuuunfgod I love hips
>>7350302Maybe we can return it for store credit?
I'm apatheistic; I think the whole thing's a waste of time to think about, we'll find out when we're dead.
>>7350311I like this
>>7350311But I'm not going to die
>>7350311I think life is pretty interesting and I want to know more about it. Is that so strange?
>>7350303>Why is this show sow blatantly misandrist?>Look at how the ponies treat spike.>They're training girls to hate boys from an early age.I saw an MRA whining that Seinfeld was misandrist because Elaine could push the guys around, but if a male did that to her it would be "sexist". Very silly, and also ignoring the episode where Elaine met the Bizzaro version of her friends, and they all react realisticly to her pushing them.
>>7350311No you wontYou'll be dead
>>7350319My point is if there's an afterlife, there's an afterlife. If there's not, there's not.
>talking about philosophyguys plsquit talking over it
>>7350323But if there's notYou'll be deadAnd not know
>>7350322Why is her horn brown
>>7350330And it won't matter.
>>7350332How is she holding that mug
>>7350332Why are you brown?
>>7350334Why is she sitting like a slut
This isn't even tangentially pony relatedWhich religion would each pony adopt if thrust into our world?
>>7350339Why is a pony drinking coffee?
>>7350339Would you rather she lie down?
>>7350340Twilight would never sway from Celestia-ism.RD would fall for some dumb cult.
>>7350340All pone would praise the sun.
>>7350348Would Dashie drink the koolaid?
>>7350318I remember that episode. It all makes sense now.
>>7350340Applejack: AgnosticismRainbow Dash: IslamTwilight Sparkle: AtheismPinkie Pie: ScientologyFluttershy: MormonismRarity: Rarity
No, no. There is no way someone could be like this.
>>7350340NoneThe god has to actually exist before they believe it
>>7350369A very JASON reaction
>>7350360I can't tell what gets me steamed morefat acceptance bullshit or men's rights bullshit
>>7350360Oh man, what I would give to see Faust dunk this guy over twitter.
>>7350379Fat acceptancemen's rights bullshit makes slightly more sense
>>7350384Of course it does. Men are the logical gender.
>>7350360we promote love and tolerance and extreme misogyny.
>>7350384Yeah, at least it doesn't throw science and shit out the window.Both are still dumb as fuck, though.
>>7350360Depending on the time of day it's posted, I could imagine MLPG agreeing with this.
>>7350387http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Female_spermI feel like I want to kill all the worlds population of men sometimes.
>>7350360Why can't people like this just die
>>7350399>It's society's fault I'm fat so society should accept me>I'm just as healthy as a person of normal weight>Healthy is just a mindset>curvesIt goes on and on
>>7350400>only women on earth>their cycles synchronize>every month the world's population halves
Uh, i think his account got hacked.https://twitter.com/EpicABrony>open for anyone
>>7350399goddammit i had the best fat acceptance video to post but its been removed
>>7350410where are the ponies
>>7350419in my pants
>>7350410>Leader of Brotheists (Brony Atheists)Congrats on omitting the important part of both those titles, fucknuts!
>>7350419Why is Marker pony so aggressive in that picture?She's mauling him!
>>7350408I don't mind fat people, but are these people like fat activists?
>>7350406MAKE THEM STOP
>>7350427she's just giving him a little love-nibble
>>7350436Yes.I'm all for being comfortable about your body, but when you start dismissing doctors and science to say that you can't help be that way, you cross a threshold. And then there's the ones that insist that they are healthy.
>>7350427She's just chewing on him a little. You ever had cats play with your hands?
>>7350437NOhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j3AOApdkoQthis is what people think of when you tell then you are a brony.
>>7350436These are people who think it's perfectly fine for taxpayers to foot the bill for the crane that is required to lift them out of their sleeping bed and onto their eating bed.
>>7350448Jesus christ how horrifyingI'm all for fat people who are fat because they just don't give a fuck.But, these, people, i, just, don't want to live on this planet anymore.
>>7350453>Not letting your superior dog chew on your hand
>>7350458Have a taste of thishttp://lovelivegrow.com/2012/10/21-things-to-stop-saying-unless-you-hate-fat-people/my favorite is number 8
>>7350466>Things to Stop Saying Unless You Hate Fat PeopleBut I do hate fat people.
>>7350408>curves>410 pound sweating landwhale>waves of flab so large they have their own ecosystems>"I'm voluptuous like a true woman should be"god fucking damnit
>>7350360What does any of this have to do with atheism?That guy just seems like a huge faggot.
>>7350471Then enjoy the ride
>>7350459>Saffron will never nibble on your hand
>>7350479>Since permanent, significant weight loss is not possible for most people
>Some brony chick got raped by a guy dressed as Rainbow Dash during a Brony meet-upLADIES AND GENTLEMENBRONIES
>>7350490>>7350479What? Of course it isn't, if it was possible the human body would be fucked.
>>7350466>WEIGHT AND HEALTH ARE TWO DIFFERENT THINGSWHAT THE FUCK
>>73504942 yearsand still you don't understand to post a link to your posts
>>7350466Ohgodpleasenoi made it to 8i don't want to go on
>>7350466They realize how embarrassing it is to be a fat piece of shit and try to set up rules to avoid the constant feeling of shame they live in.
>>7350507Wait until 21
>>7350490>>7350495Oh i wish>Chronically ill>Lose 10 kilograms in a single week every time it flares up>Skeletons.gif
>>7350466>those commentsI'm ded.
>>7350519That's what my parents told me too
>>7350509>>7350506>>7350505I read it in the newspaper this morning, I'm sure you can find something about it on Google
>>7350531NO YOU FUCKING DOUCHEYOU DONT MAKE A CLAIM, NOT BACK IT UP AND TELL PEOPLE TO FIND IT THEMSELVESYOU ARE A LAZY FUCKING CUNT WHO NEEDS TO GET SHOT
>>7350531I don't want "brony rape" in my search history.
>>7350543I-I'm sorry anon ;_;
Enjoy this, too
>>7347848>i dont have a RN qt 3.14 gfyou dont know what your missing out
>>7350562>muscular>fattyboth aren't attractive at all.
>And yet after 30 or 50 years or so, doctors still haven’t figured out that, “eat less and exercise more,” doesn’t work for the vast majority of people. They continue to “prescribe” this treatment for the condition of obesity. This is one reason why I’m skeptical of a lot of the medical community’s beliefs about obesity. That they have failed to acknowledge something so patently obvious seems to be indicative of a bias that compromises the integrity of their other conclusions.Reducing caloric intake until it's lower than calories being used is pretty much a guaranteed 100% surefire way to lose weight yeah unless you're some kind of medical miracle that would astound doctors worldwide.
>>7350562I don't like either of those.
>>7350562Poor example, though.The top woman isn't particularly attractive, but she's healthy as shit.The lower woman isn't THAT fat, she's just chubby.I'd the guy without a moments hesitation, though.
>>7350583Isn't it amazing? The kind of delusional fantasy world they surround themselves in?A world where simply being unable to run a mile is the epitome of health, a world where doctors can't prove weight has anything to do with health. A world where they're normal.it's like a child playing make-believe
>the opinions of people on facebook, reddit and tumblr are not very good at allyou just realize this now?
>>7350600That bottom woman only fits the american definition of chubby
>>7350608I'm American and that's obese here too, pal.
>>7350597Those muscles just look gross, even on the guy.I'm fond of just 'average'
>>7350608>chubbynah they call that anorexic in murrica
>>7350583To be honest, this is a good thing. They will die a lot sooner, hopefully.
>>7350608There's a difference between obese and overweight. That is not obese.
>>7350616>>7350611>>7350608Whatever it's technically defined as, that woman doesn't look like she's so fat it's disabling.But i'm not a good judge.
Check your thin privilege
We arguing about fat people again?
>>7350626Why do these fucking faggots not know what privilege actually means?
>>7350626check your mlpg privilige anon-kun
Silver spoon isn't fat
>>7350636Silver Spoon please move, I'm trying to pony.
>>7350636That pony seems to have fallen over from her head being too big
>>7350583>doctors still haven’t figured out that, “eat less and exercise more,” doesn’t work for the vast majority of people.I don't have a reaction image that conveys my disgust well enough so have this
>>7350637To them it means 'being better than me'
>>7350625It doesn't have to be disabling. Obese should be used when it has a considerable impact on health, and in that case it's rather obvious it is, since she's twice as thick as a thin woman.
>>7350641I'm checking my pony privilege
>>7350562>>7350626I'm legitimately angry
>>7350626So she isn't thin privileged then?
>>7350626>being fat>goodenjoy your stroke and high blood pressure
>>7350645Maybe you should pat her head and help her keep upright.
>>7350642What the hell are you doing here?
>>7350650check it again
>>7350671Let's see...Yep still there
>>7350679Im revoking it
i hate stupid people >:[
>>7350663>>7350672Second best ship incoming
>>7350687I hate kids with funny accents
>>7350683Nigga just fucking try
>>7350649Why does this always seem more directed at girls than men? I'm sure most of the users here aren't the most healthy
>>7350687So you hate yourself?#Sickburn #rekt #getshrektyourtimehereisogre
>>7350693I hate advertisements!
>>7350695i am and you cant sthop me
>>7350702If there were more fat men asking for acceptance, I'd be sharing those too. Believe me, fat is fat.And I'm plenty fit.
>>7350702Considering the abundant hate of fat people, i presume not many are the fat kind of unhealthy.SoMLPGDo you even lift?
>>7350706I hate Pepsi.
Little lesbians shouldn't be this cute
>>7350688At the first glance I thought they're nibbling on a string of anal beads.
>>7350704your wisdom is full of onions
>>7350716What'chu gonna do about it?
>>7350710Yeah. My therapist said it might help lift my mood.
>>7350710people like to fit in or just hate themselves
>>7350670I post anonymously here, really, couldn't you figure it out? I like ponies and now there's a fucking pony board, I was excited as fuck. I stay in the MLPGs most of the time, I just like /co/lts more than bronies. All German comments were started by me. I thought people would notice. ;_;
>>7350710>i need to lift
>>7350662This fat acceptance bullshit is just bandwagoning and coat-tailing.They're trying to jump on the current "civil rights" movement that the LGBTQ and feminist communities are undertaking. These fucking fat people seem to think that just because they're discriminated against, that they have some case to make that society needs to change to accommodate them and that they don't need to stop eating so damn much and exercising so damn little.They want to have their cake and eat it too.
>>7350710>implying fat people don't hate fat peopleDo you even realize where you are?>we like frenshit is majicks but i am not a brony
>>7350702>used to be obese>120 Kg>huge blood pressure >close to diabetes >never gave a fuck even though I knew it was bad>actually do something>end up loosing 60 kg in a year while still eating like a pig>I can still eat till I'm sick and end up not gaining any extra weightOh and in that year all I did was half an hour of exercise per day. nothing else really.
>>7350736I don't know about you, but nobody knows I watch FiM, because I don't make it a lifestyle.I'm not a brony.
>>7350726oh godwhat are they bloating her withi dont care
>>7350729>Germanfag>germany will experience another springtime
>>7350710I don't eat so much and lift
>>7350710Myself am morbidly underweight and couldn't even lift my 2 year old nephew.
>tfw 116 lbsI wish I was fat
>>7350745That's what I'm talking about.Why is it that far removed to assume that fat people hate fat people?
>>7350742>60kg>losing half of your mass>an adult weighing 60 kgpony pls
>>7350742>used to be 100 kg>now 60 kg>had to work out at least 2 hours for 5 days of the week>had to change eating habits in order to keep weighteh.
>You will never have an artists signature as awesome as this
>>7350742>>7350766>60 kgHow small are you guys exactly?
>>7350760It isn't, but MLPG is probably not fat for the most. A whole bunch of people here are just normalfags by appearance, and we have a lot of /fit/ as well.If I was fat I'd still hate people whining about fat acceptance because it's still irrational and retarded.
>>7350769At least you aren't a circlejerking Furry.Unlike other Germans.
>>7350764>>7350775120kg is 264 lbs.
>>7350771Feet are gross
>>7350766>>7350764>>7350775>Using precise weight>Not relative BMI>tfw BMI of 16.4
>>7350776>not universally hating all fat people regardless of who you areWorse than being a furry.
>>7350787I cba to remember my BMI.
>>7350785And 60k is 132 lbs. It's still small as fuck.
>>7350784I'd rather NOT want to know what you're implying.
>>7350771Man, Zack draws some nice feet sometimes but most of his art is fucking awful.I've considered removing my watch several times.
Are fat ponies still welcome?
>>7350742>unemployed>weighed 260 lbs>typical american.jpg>got a job doing manual labor>it's like being payed to go to the gym every day>dropped to 160 with a huge increase of muscle mass>mfw
>>7350775Well that was when I was 15 years old which makes my weigh problem even worse.Now I have around 75 kg. But ever since I lost all that weight I have to try pretty hard to get fat. And if I want to lose weight I just don't eat any sweets for a few days and end up loosing 2-3 kg without problemStill have a lot of extra sking though
>>7350797>22.3FUCK FUCK FUCKi used to be a 19.brb cycling and pushups
>>7350820I don't understand what this has to do with fat acceptance or BMI.Stay on topic, anon!
>>7350824Two through five, only because that's a shit humanized
>>7350800goddammit i hate how the fat fetish is so popular in the pony fandom but i guess i cant complain since i jack it to futa rarity often.
>Go to college>At college, stop drinking Coke. >Drop 15 pounds. Better energy levels.Well, shit.>Drink Coke again.