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Would you join Dash and Fluttershy for an all day marathon of Wonderbolts documentaries and Animal Planet?
There would be a nice big couch and comforter and popcorn and a big TV.

Old Pony: >>7243035
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I want to cum inside Rainbow Dash
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>>7246193
>ponies
>fighting frequently
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i want to come inside, Rainbow Dash
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no more rainbow dash ops
pls
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Sure, why not
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Do they even have television?
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>Zer0's back from the army
>Rainbow Dash threads everywhere
I WONDER IF THIS IS RELATED
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I want to come inside Rainbow Dash's house and watch Wonderbolt documentaries and Animal Planet along with her and Fluttershy.

It'll be nice.
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>rape
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Time for adorable Dash.
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>>7246219
Is
is that marker pony in the elite knight set?
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>>7246210
OKAY
I got it
How about a game about a pegasus's journey from zero to the captain of the Wonderbolts?

Of course thanks to her sheer awesomeness the moment you start the game she becomes the leader of the wonderbolts
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>>7246169
fuck yes i would that sounds awesome.
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>>7246169
That's almost the same OP picture as last thread

GET NEW ONES
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>>7246234
too bad about the terrible artist
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>>7246235
yeah
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>>7246221
>army
>implying i have ever made a thread ever
i mean im not complaining or anything but its not me.
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>implying i wouldn't rather watch a Project Runway marathon with Rarity and Twilight
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What would pony think of your morning wood?
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>>7246244
I require more ponies in dark souls armors
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjwYSMCu5I

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjwYSMCu5Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjwYSMCu5I
Vv
vcv
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjwYSMCu5Ihttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8fjwYSMCu5I
vvvv
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>>7246267

I'm drawing a comic about it.
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>>7246265
Can I join?
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>>7246267
She'd giggle and ask if this is a normal thing, to which I would reply yes, yes it is.
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>>7246265

Which pony has the softest belly
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>>7246267
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>>7246265
Twilight wouldn't watch project runway. She'd watch documentary's and classic movies.
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>>7246274
>Published on Nov 20, 2012
could you be any slower?
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>>7246269
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>>7246267
She's prod it a few times and then ask me why I always sleep in longer than it does.
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>>7246293
Someone should draw Celestia in Solaire's armor
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>>7246267
I don't have morning wood
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>>7246285

Do ponies have belly tournaments?
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>twilight can't stop giggling as you cuddle her
>you roll her over onto her back, and begin to slide down her
>soon, your knees hit the floor, and you're looking up at her from between your legs
>you smile devilishly and simply whisper
>"vagina."
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>>7246267
She would wonder if a snake bit me in the night.
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>>7246301

Fuck i laughed
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>>7246294
HA
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>>7246285
The royal belly
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>>7246297
And Dash in Lautrec armor
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>>7246291

Twilight would watch everything. she wants to have as deep and as wide a pool of knowledge as possible.
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>>7246315
TRAITOR
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>>7246267
Fluttershy would simply turn into a stuttering idiot.
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>>7246291
>implying that her thirst of knowledge wouldn't make her try as many new things as possible
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>>7246267
"Oh anon, you poor thing."
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>>7246324

she does that for anything new, though
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqRpXkSz4AQ

21 minutes of nonstop spaghetti.
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>>7246267
"That looks like it hurts."
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>>7246324
She knows why men have it. She knows.
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>>7246332
More so than usual.
Maybe pass out.
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I SHALL MAKE THE PONIES KISS
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>>7246356
WHICH TWO??
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let's talk about butts
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>>7246356
You have my sword
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>>7246367
I should not find Scoots's crotch tits arousing.

Fuck.
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>>7246329

>"oh, you poor dear. that looks ever-so-uncomfortable. here, let me help you."
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>>7246372
alright
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>>7246372
I thought you'd never ask
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>>7246367
nope
I wish this damn vodka slamming russian would draw more sfw pics.
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>>7246301
>she laughs out loud
>you turn her laughter into a long, drawn out moan with a single, hard lick from top to bottom
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So...I think I might have ripped a hole in the dimensional fabric of reality. There's a 0.099% chance that Equestria lies on the other side, whereas there's an 83% chance that sticking any part of my body through it will result in immediate death.
Is it worth the chances?
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>>7246372
pony, or human?
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>>7246379
>she stamps on your foot
>WHAT THE FUCK
>"I heard pain makes erections go down."
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>>7246388
that is a very pretty picture.
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>>7246400
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>>7246391
yes, because death is better than not being in equestria.
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>>7246397
THAT TEASING BITCH
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>>7246402
kicky legs
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>>7246409
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>>7246383
>"What? I didn't think brown was in the rainbo- oh, oh god. It's all in her tail."
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>>7246397
>It only makes my penis harder
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>>7246392
...both
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>>7246414
Oh. OH FUCK.
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>>7246383
Imagine if we had a screenshot of Sibsy looking at Rainbow's ass. That would have been funnier.

>"What? I didn't think brown was in the rainbo- oh, oh god. It's all in her tail."
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>>7246413
Dash you are both pretty and have kicky legs. what is so hard to understand about this. and yes you have a book, but you shouldn't be so unhappy
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>>7246414
haha
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>>7246429
braeburned pls
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>>7246426
>>7246414
the connection error isn't real
it's in your tail
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>>7246421

'kay.
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>>7246400
He's a very good artist.
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>>7246414
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>>7246389
so are we just gonna let it die at this or what
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>>7246428
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>>7246440
This is what happens when you lurk for three hours and finally try to post.
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>>7246462
one of these days you will have to accept yourself for who you are Dash.

a pretty pone
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>>7246231
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Does anyone else intentionally put off watching new episodes just do you can watch a bunch of new episodes at once?
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>>7246470
Dash seems like the type of pony who will never accept that she's a pretty pony.
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Does anyone remember that address for pornibooru torrent archive?
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>>7246470
She's still the least pretty pone
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>>7246474
No.
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>>7246265
that image reminds me of something

do we have a picture of the mane 6 in the crayon art style of the very beginning of the first episode?

you know where they tell the tale of celestia and luna and nightmare moon

mite be cool
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>>7246474
i diddnt do it intentionally but i just watched all of s3's released episodes yesterday and today.
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>>7246437
>braeburned
>Mares.
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>>7246442
hell, even anthrobutt
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>>7246474
No, I usually watch them when they air (and more recently, before they air)
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>>7246477

She wouldn't like the word "pretty" do describe her in any way whatsoever.

She doesn't want to be pretty, she wants to be cool
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>>7246479
i strongly disagree with your opinion but still respect it.
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>>7246473
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>>7246477
she doesn't have to accept it
it will still be true
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>>7246489

hey

i've drawn a couple i guess
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Which pony was born mobile? Which represents Generation M the best
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>>7246477
i think Dash is proud of her looks, but doesnt like the word pretty as somthing that describes her.
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>>7246477

she's been around guys too long. if you treat her like a girl, if you compliment her, if you tell her she's pretty, she thinks you're ribbing her.
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>>7246474
Not with MLP:FIM, I watch those in livestreams when they air.
With other shows, yes. If I ever even get around to continue watching them, that is.
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>>7246445
>There will never be intelligent equine creatures this adorable in real life.

Some days mlpg I just don't know why I get out of bed.
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>>7246510
>she's been around guys too long.
the fuck kind of headcanon is this?
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>>7246510

>she's been around guys too long

citation needed.

All her close friends dating back to her childhood are female.
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>>7246506
Rarity. Then she got Twilight in. Then it slowly spread and spread...AJ is the last one who refuses to use it. The last pony. Even Granny started using it much to her horror.
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>>7246502
I know, you always give it a crack.
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havent drawn pony in a while. feel horible
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>>7246510
I'd rib her for her pleasure
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>>7246536
That's a pretty cute Applejack, did you just draw that?
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>There was a cry from above as you raced through the woods. A hawks cry, chasing you as you tore through the underbrush. There was one certain thing, one thing you were very sure of.

>You were going to die.

>Still you raced forwards, the branches tearing at your hide as you raced to escape. Suddenly the branches whipping at you vanished and you found yourself in the worst place possible, an open field.

>The cry sounds again. You looked up to see a shadow descending, wide brown wings enveloping your vision. You try to backtrack, make it back into the forest, but at once yoru tail is sized by talons, and you’re yanked away hooves pawing for ground that isn’t there as you go higher and higher, the ground vanishing below you. You look up, a griffon, a bit larger than you are, wings its way to the north. You look off, and you can see a mountain getting steadily closer.

>You can see her *you’re very sure its a her at this point) face as she flies, her white feathers matching the brown fur of her leonine body. But you can’t stay focused on that for very long. Because, from your position, dangling behind her, you can’t help but notice...

>Her ass looks AMAZING.
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>>7246524
>Twilights Facebook is dead.
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Reminder that Alex Hirsch has good taste in pone
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>>7246570
Mabel isn't a pony
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>>7246570

AHA

That's actually fucking great
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>>7246570

He also has a unibrow to pluck
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>Your pony wakes up in the middle of the night
>She had a nightmare
>She's frantic

how do you calm her down?
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>klondike will never draw for us again
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>>7246591
with the dick
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>>7246591
Pull her in tight and pet her mane, reminding her its just a dream.
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>>7246591
a cooldown hug
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>>7246591
Cuddle. Possibly cunnilingus.
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ded
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>>7246620
If I wanted to, I could fap to this
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>>7246601
>cunnilingus
I like you
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>>7246620

Can't tell if spaghetti or watersports
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>>7246591
Pets of course.
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You wake up next to best pony and worst pony.
Describe what you would do to each of them.
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>>7246639
tell applejack to leave
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>>7246630
Mares pee and fart when they cum you know. Haven't you seen that one video?
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>>7246639
Fuck and fuck.

I have somewhat of a one-track mind.
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>>7246639
One gets a hand, one gets the dick. Then we alternate until the bed is soaked.
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>>7246639
Can you please post a more appropriate picture for the scenario?
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>>7246645
You are now alone with worst pony.
What do you do with her?
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>>7246490
ew no get it away
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>>7246659
Rarity isnt in that picture anon
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>>7246659
Try to calm her down because she probably started singing
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>>7246656
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>>7246668
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>>7246628
Good for you.
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>>7246668
Much better.
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>>7246656
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>>7246673
Something the matter, flutterdash?
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Why aren't you drawing?
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>>7246659
Wait, when did Fluttershy arrive?
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>>7246655
>until the bed is soaked
unf

I'd let Twilight and Applejack soak my bed any day.
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>>7246689
Bcos can't art
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>>7246689
because I'm a failure
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>>7246689
Too tired
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>>7246689
Because something is really bugging me and I get reminded of it every time I draw.
otherwise I would totally be drawing right now.
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>>7246704
Anon, I started off worse, you can improve.
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>>7246688
Don't come between true love
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>>7246719
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>>7246712
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHawF35NqGE
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wnfiL4Zm18M
>This things are real
>they will be aired on TV

Mark my words MLPG 5 years from now there will be a King of the Bronies
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>>7246689
Because I just woke up and need to go to school soon.

I'll draw something later on. Or at least practice.
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>>7246725
>implying pone wears the saddle
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>>7246725
Serve yourself
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>>7246689
But I am, I'm still holding up my end of the deal. I will draw pone for you one day.
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>>7246725
>saddles
Why? Do ponies ride each other?
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>>7246725
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yo mlpg, i'm robotripping the fuck out right now.

what's up?
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>>7246746
MLP tourneys
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>>7246746
It's literally an enigma
Ponies wear the saddle
We do not know why
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>>7246735
Is it wrong that I want to rip my face off right now?
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>>7246755
jousting tourneys*
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>>7246753
>>>/OHSHITCHITLINS/
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>>7246689
I was going to, but this picture appeals to my dick too much and now I have to fap.
Thanks a lot asshole.
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>>7246756
unf
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Would you compliment this QT 3.14 and make her giggle and blush and stuff
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>>7246786
No
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>>7246543
aye
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>>7246414
Obligatory
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>>7246786
what's wrong with her head
why are her eyes as big as her torso
why does her hair look like a penis
why are her feet way too small for a person to stand on
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>>7246786
real talk
yes i wwould
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>>7246756
because it's kinky.
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>>7246735
>King of the bronies
>hosts will be Seth and Tara
>the writers, VAs and show staff will all make guest appearances

I can already see it
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>>7246793
>ROFLBOT
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>>7246790
Well keep drawing, these are good ponies
Take requests for extra credit
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>>7246786

Don't fucking kill "qt3.14" for me ross

I feel like I have to disinfect it now
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>>7246802
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>tfw no bf
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>>7246817
It was always shit
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>>7246826
You were always shit
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goodnight MLPG
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Which pony is obviously gay?
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>>7246524
>the like symbol is just a hoof
Haha. That's great.
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>>7246846
Is it wrong that I want to fuck that sleeping pony?
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>>7246846
Sleep well, worst pony.
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>>7246850
According to everyone. All of them.
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>>7246850
Pinkie, obviously.
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>>7246825
>>>/cgl/
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>>7246859
>wanting to fuck blue cunt
yes, that's wrong.
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>>7246802

but the good news is, due to the Standard Hollywood Discrepancy, MLP will have become irrelevant even in pop culture two years before the show is first aired. so as long as it doesn't trigger a revival, it'll die an undignified, unnoticed, unmourned death.
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>>7246859
sleeping pony is not for sexually
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>>7246859
while she is sleeping? yes. in general no
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>>7246868
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more mlp game ideas
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>>7246874
I would definitely use her as a pillow though.
A cozy pillow
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>>7246867

>/cgl/

it's go-time.
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>>7246868
>still calling Dash a cunt
>2013
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>>7246883
I don't get it
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>>7246887
Cooking Mama, with Pinkie or Mrs. Cake.
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>>7246799

Big head makes her cute in a funny-looking way
Her eyes are literally bigger than her stomach. No problems with maintaining her figure here!
Weiner-hair is very subjective here.
Small feet and hands are to appear non-threatening and cute. She couldn't possibly hurt you with those baby kitten paws.
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>>7246895
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>>7246849
Oh I like this one
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Here's that thing I was asked to do earlier today.
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>>7246903
nah you're a cunt
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How many push-ups can you do, MLPG?

I haven't lifted or exercised in 6 months or so and I can still hammer out a set of 30 easy
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>>7246880
Oh, well I only want to fuck her while she sleeps, it just wouldn't be the same if she was awake.
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>>7246887
Asteroids with Plinka Plonks instead of asteroids.
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>>7246799
Because Ross.
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>>7246916

Dash and Fluttershy caught in the Orb of Confusion when?
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>>7246918
sets of 50 easily.
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>>7246918
Like

10.

I suck.
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>>7246918
15 in a set
Considering I could only do 3 two months ago I think that's okay
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>>7246904
but seriously though she has gotten a lot better this season in that regard.
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>>7246904
>still not liking Dash
>2013
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>>7246918
What kind of pushups?
On kneeds?
Palms?
Fast or slow? (That is, how many seconds do you spend going down, holding down, and going up)
just counting pushups is very empty information.
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>>7246935
I can do about fifteen too.
Shit nigga I'm weak.
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>>7246943
>kneeds
knees*
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>>7246868
>caring what color the cunt is
As long as it's warm, wet and tight penis doesn't care.
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>>7246918
i just tried

8
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>>7246937
>>7246941
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>>7246895
But she is a cunt, anon.
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>>7246935

>five times improvement in two months

Fantastic, anon. Don't quit.
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>>7246887
How about just a simple game?
The pilots
First part of the game is very rudimentary point and click game to assemble the mane six. You;re Twilight and you have to solve simple puzzles to reach and check on the other mane six for the preparations for the Summer Sun Celebration

Second part is a platformer in the Everfree and each part where a pony has to show their element is kinda of a boss fight.

Like when AJ has to show her honesty we must dodge falling rocks and jump over gaps to reach Twilight

RD has to dodge the Shadowbolts as she repairs the bridge, and so on

All of them done with simple sprites or with Atari graphics like the game on the Hub website
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>>7246916
Corwin, your mentor is here: >>7246903
Now is the time to ask for tips.
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>>7246893
It was funny seeing Rose progress from "Physical contact: Ewww" to "Panda butts, girl boobs, icicles"
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>>7246916
I'll be honest, I feel like there's a gap in the comedy between the 2nd panel and the last one.

I mean you would have to understand what it references to get the joke at all.
I feel like what he's wearing and what she's doing could have been illustrated better.

Those things aside I laughed and it was cute.
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>>7246966
I don't plan on quitting anytime soon
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>>7246916
Nice job on Flutter's wings.
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>>7246972
She's obviously a lesbian.
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>>7246880
>not wanting to fuck a sleeping pone
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How many pushups can you do: On fists, no knees, all the way down, spending two seconds going down, holding for one seconds and spending two seconds going up?

tl;dr: How many real pushups can you do?
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>>7246964
She has a cunt
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>>7246999
>implying she doesn't need a trap dicking
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>>7247005
She is it and it is her.
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>>7246974
To be honest, I don't really like it. The backgrounds are shitty and lazy, and the whole thing is pretty sloppy.
But I'm glad you laughed.
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What if discord is completely brainwashed and is like a little animal discovering the world in the next episode?
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>>7246764
Jousting, you say?
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goodnight, NMLPG. got lots of new stuff to sift through. but i'll do that tomorrow. now, sleep.
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>>7247003
Most likely none.
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>>7246934
Huh, guess I was wrong.

Just did 21.
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>>7247021
That will be weird.
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>>7246743
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>>7247018
Actually I really liked whatever that's called that you did with the 2nd panel background.
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>>7246814
shame im piss tired when i finally get on mlpg. i'll give your advice a go soon, though.
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>>7247023
>aerial jousting

Here comes the snow... Yo, buddy. Still alive?
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>>7246887

Elder Scrolls style open world game with shitloads of adventures and customizable character and items and spells and cities and wings and hooves, fighting and special kill animations and thalmor.
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>>7247052
Good luck, anon.
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>>7247042
There's really some potential there
Good night anon
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>>7247023
FISTING YOU SAY
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>>7247051
And kicking. I'll get a demo out by the 14th if it kills me.
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>>7246267
scream its an alien, kinda like jake
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>>7247042
Oh hey it's you, I really like your stuff!
really weird stuff but it's fucking cool like that
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>>7247003

Uh, still 30

Also
>implying fist pushups are real pushups
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>>7247018
When are you going to stop drawing fat shit?
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>>7247068
>you will never gently fist your favorite pony
>she will never moan and gasp as you thrust your arm into her warm wet depths
>you will never feel her pussy winking and clenching around your arm or listen to her screams of delight as she cums
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>>7247102
>pussy
I would fist her ass
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Name your Pinkies
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>>7246474
yes then no, but now yes, so i can watch whit close relatives
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I miss glitter glue
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>>7247117
>differently numbered ellis caps
Look, kiddie land!
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>>7247127
god damn you bestiality fetish
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>>7247086
I fixed the back leg, anon.
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>>7247085
Palms are slightly easier and bad for your wrists.
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>>7247116
>>7247102
I hope you'd wash your hands thoroughly afterwards.
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>>7247127
Is that a stallion?
Jesus
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>>7247145
Um... no, it is a mare. A not-so-big-one.
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>>7246917

You're just jealous of Sweetie's ungodly cute looks.
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>>7247133
>not watching gravity falls
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but seriously
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>>7247157
Pinkie pls
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>>7246735
The first one looks hillarious. Second one, not so much.
I'd still watch both if only for cringeworthiness.
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>>7247157
I don't even have a tablet to use right now.
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>>7247157
Why?
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>>7247157
I tried to take a drawing class but there weren't any good ones this semester
Maybe this summer
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>>7247173
AJ is too cute.
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>>7247148
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>>7247150
Are you sure?
That looks an awful lot like an anus
mare vagina is usualy a lot larger
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>>7247127
Anyone got an alternate link for this?
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>>7246903
I tried to follow your tips, and...
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>>7247176
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>>7247193
get dunked
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>>7247175
I wish i could kill myself, but if I did that then there would be one less person in the world to hate this. I have a responsibility.
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>>7247194
Way too cute
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>>7247193
10/10 almost thought you were actually ross
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>>7247200
There aren't enough responsible people in this world...
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>>7247194
Horses don't need to lift their legs when they pee, silly! That's dogs.
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Testan'
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>>7247219
Test successful
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>>7247219
Those things look horrible. Who would even want one?
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>>7247225
bronies
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What if I told you that this pony is cute
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>>7247225
Bronies
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>>7247224
Yes indeed.
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>>7247229
I would call you a liar and a cheat.
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>>7247225
>not wanting this adorable Rarity
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>>7247229
I would agree with you, but only with the concession that Pinkie is cuter.
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>>7247229
Well I would have to agree.
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>>7247201
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>>7247244
>Rarity
>adorable
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>>7247244
>see interesting looking flash drive
>1GB
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>>7247219
>>7247244
I did not realize what these were. I have to say, knowing what they are, I absolutely would buy one.
Call me what you will, I care not.
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>>7247254
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>>7247249
PREDICTABLE
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>>7247259
>tfw tess died
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>>7247245
There is nothing cuter than Pinkie in a head sock.
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>>7247249
cutie pee
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>>7247249
I bet it tastes like the purest of apple juice...
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>>7247259
Pffhahahaha
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>>7247259
At least now your butt is pretty
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>>7247258
They are kinda cute

>>7247262
More like one of his aunts is probably dead
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>>7247265
That would be pretty cool, but it probably tastes like piss.
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>>7247254>>7247254

>2013
>thinking ANY pony isn't adorable
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>>7247258
I might too, if they weren't too expensive, if only for the sake of collectability.
They still look awful though.
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>>7247272
No Pinkie, eh?
;_;
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>>7247272
God damn these look like absolute fucking trash
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>>7247278
>Thinking rarity is adroable
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>>7247272
>aunts
It's his grandmother.
And it kinda sucks if she actually dies
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I think I like this version better
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>>7247294
That's cute
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>>7247294
Oh god...

It never ends!
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>tfw no longer a music pleb
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>>7247285
>Bite down on this, I'm going in dry!
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>>7247305
>tfw taste is completely subjective
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>>7247305
>tfw everybody hates the music you like.
It sucks liking mildly popular things.
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>>7247272
The bulgy head is what that company (CES?) does. Not a fan of the design.
http://www.mimoco.com/mimobots/popular-culture/star-wars/luke-skywalker-jedi-knight-mimobot/product-details/429.aspx

Honestly, if it's $20 for an 8 gig flash drive I'd probably buy one. I don't know what shipping would be.
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>>7247273
I'd much rather smell it than drink it anyway.
Deeply inhale its pungent smell. Maybe even stick it in and fuck her while she pissed.
The boner would be glorious.
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>>7247321
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>>7247193

yeahhhhh

that's dynamite, man. All I ask is that people try their best and that they draw something funny at the least. You're not a bad guy, Corwin.
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>>7247314
>bite the bow, I'm going in rosin-less
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>>7247294
Hey there, sis! Need some help plugging that leak?
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Dear MLPG,
Please make my penis hard

Love,
Anon
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>>7247346
>>7247348
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>>7247319
>tfw people list a bunch of bands when you tell them you like metal
>tfw they're all ridiculously popular but you have never listened to them
>tfw people never know your symphonic metal bands
I am not sure what to feel
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>>7247342
Good one.
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>>7247346
Just read the last 10-20 posts.
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>>7247343
Leave her alone
She just wants to take a piss
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>>7247343
is this face from the show?
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>>7247365
I would guess it's a duplicate of that fan art Shining Armor face.
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>>7247338
I ain't Corwin, but I'm glad you take it well.
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>>7247343
>>7247363
>you will never plug your favorite pony's leak
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>>7247354

W-will you post your bands, anan?
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>>7247374
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>>7247365
Not that I know. Not sure though. I'm guessing it's just a recolor of the SA "twily" face.
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>>7247371
>Twily
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>Metal
>Not devin townsend and Mastodon
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>>7247377
Do you have a leak that needs plugging too?
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>>7247388
>meal
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>>7247365

>He hasn't even fucked his sister!
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>>7247354

Metal's pretty much the only thing I listen to. All of my friends do that too and we pretty much constantly try to find and introduce new bands to each other. It's great.
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>>7247383
>you will never plug your little sister's leak
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>>7247404
good
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>>7247183
yes, I'm
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>>7247399
Oh, but I'm sure he's fucked both of them.
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>>7247394
>Meal
>Not bread with tunafish and brown trout.
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>>7247374
>not using the other hole to help pump it out.
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>>7247405
no it isn't, it's sad.
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>>7247416
I don't want to fuck my sister anon.
My cousin maybe, but not my sister.
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>>7247427
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>>7247415
>not using her third hole and filling her up with yours as well so that she can go for the both of you after you cum inside and pull out
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>tfw no pornographic stories about Babs Seed.
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This scene made me uncomfortable
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>>7247375
o-of course applebloom

Amaranthe
Elis
Epica
Krypteria
Lacuna Coil
Lunatica
Magica
Nightwish
Northern Kings
Visions of Atlantis
Wildpath
Within Temptation
Xandria

I feel like I'm missing some since I migrated to a new computer...
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>>7247435
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>>7247435
>tfw no scootawolf x timberwolf porn yet
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>>7247427
I don't have a sister.
If I did, I probably wouldn't want to fuck her.
In fact, if I DID have a sister, I probably wouldn't enjoy brother/sister incest hentai.
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>>7247427
>tfw one hot cousin, and if she was up for it, I would
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>>7247427
>I don't want to fuck my sister anon.
Why not? Is she unattractive? You shouldn't be so shallow - she is your sister after all.

>My cousin maybe, but not my sister.
I'd do my female cousins too. Some of them are hot as fuck.
>tfw I never will
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Aren't the CMC just adorable
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>>7247443
i think incest is swell regardless of your real life familial status
it's just excellent on so many levels
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>>7247441
Scootaloo in her wolf costume is just too fucking cute. It arouses me. I fear I've reached the point where I can no longer differentiate between super cute and super arousing.
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>>7247435
>tfw clopsort will never update
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>>7247437
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>>7247439
You familiar with Sonata Arctica / Rhapsody?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dys69CGcQBM
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>>7247452
darf! when did you get here
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>>7247452
Well, I have no point of reference. I guess I like mother/son stuff, even though I have a mother. Maybe you're right.
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>All I hear is how MLPG is one big circlejerk
>I finally muster the courage to tripfag
>no trips in thread
>mfw
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>>7247451
>Hornsucking
Not enough of this
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>>7247443
>In fact, if I DID have a sister, I probably wouldn't enjoy brother/sister incest hentai.
If you don't have a sister, why would you be into incest in the first place?
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>>7247465
You heard wrong, and you're also going to get a lot of shit for having a trip for no reason.
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>>7247465
You must have been thinking about the Skype, Steam, or IRC. Try those.
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>>7247443
I have two sisters, neither of which I want to fuck
but fictional brother/sister incest stuff gets my motor running
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>>7247451
That's cute
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>>7247465
"Oh my god I am so retarded and drowning in dicks" - You, 2010+3
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>>7247469
>>7247472
>>7247475
>responding
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>Treasure Planet on
>Doing some googling about the movie
>"According to IMDb, a few lines were cut from the film that revealed that Dr. Doppler was the one that gave birth to the children he had with Captain Amelia. Disney ordered the lines cut because they thought that males giving birth, even if alien, was a bit too risque for a children's movie"
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>>7247480
I respond once, anon. Once at the start so he knows. If things persist or escalate, I keep my distance.
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>>7247468
it's a fetish
don't try too hard to dissect it
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>>7247472
He could also be an artist and circlejerk on tumblr.
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someone call Freud
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>>7247472
>tfw you know your favourite artists who you look up to almost certianly circlejerk on skype
>tfw no one will ever invite you along
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>>7247469

>for no reason

It was to troll Gaga fans on /mu/ (if there even are any, since /mu/core is everywhere on that board). The name stuck in my head, so I began using this trip on every board I visit (includiing this one)

Should I just give up and go Anon again?
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>>7247483
There are no words.
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>>7247462
a little while ago
i mostly just came to show my new thing
which apparently sucks
but i thought some people here might like

rarity has sex with a socially inept overweight colt neckbeard
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/75740/they-always-come-early
if anyone's interested
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>>7247483
OPPRESSION
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>>7247495

It'd be for the best.
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>>7247483
They're kinda right
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>>7247495
Definitely.
Unless you draw or write.
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>>7247483
>A sexy cat lady will never impregnate your dog man body
>>
So you're out fishing and a HUGE blue fish comes over and licks your bait a bit.

How long do you wait before reeling in?
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>>7247492
But you can just go there. No need to ask, right?
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>>7247435
This legitimately makes me upset
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>>7247487
I'm just wondering, because I doubt I'd be into it as much if I didn't have a sister.
I'm sure I'd still enjoy it to some degree depending on the sex and other fetishes involved, and maybe for its "tabooness", but not quite as much.
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>>7247499
Do you have any idea when your Applebloom thing might be ready?
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>>7247495
Yes
Unless you're going to start drawing pony X trap Lady Gaga porn you should drop it
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>>7247483
She could rape me any time she wanted.
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It's that time of night!

Would you wear the collar
Or would you have your pony wear it?
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>>7247499

dammit darf open up a donation thing already

I feel guilty about all the boners and subsequent orgasms you've caused
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>>7247514
So you ACTUALLY want to have sex with your sister, and that's kind of why you like the incest stuff?
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>>7247483
>Captain Amelia-"THAT'S IT, TAKE MY FAT COCK, I'M GOING TO IMPREGNATE YOU RIGHT NOW"
>Dr. Doppler-"DO IT, I WANT TO GIVE BIRTH TO YOUR CHILDREN, MY DEAR!"
>Captain Amelia-"HHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!!!!!!
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>>7247495
>Should I just give up and go Anon again?
Yes. Why would you want everyone tracking everything you say and giving you shit about it every time you post anyway?
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>>7247521

Neither, pet play is an awful fetish.

Unless it was Gilda
And then I'd wear the collar and let her brand me
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>>7247521
I would do neither, unless it was clear that pony really really wanted it.
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>>7247460
Yes, obviously, but they're not quite my cup of tea
I usually prefer bands with a female lead.

the only exception seems to be Van Canto, but they're doing a capella metal so their voices tend to be more pleasant all around

Amaranthe and Wildpath are my two favourite bands currently. I've been listening to Underneath from Wildpath for the last must be around 4-5 months now and I'm still not sick of it. The glorious orchestral version does it's very best to make it re-listenable.

I seriously recommend it even if you don't like metal, because it's not metal, it's closer to the OST of a movie (the orchestral version that is).
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>>7247499
>Nathan pone
Man
I love you and all
But I don't even know if I can finish this
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>>7247530
>Read it in their voices
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>>7247517
it's basically good to go now
i was waiting on my proofreader
but he hasn't gotten back to me in five days
and i've gone over it so much now i think it's mostly error free
so i'm just gonna axe him

just waiting on AP's story to be ready, and they'll both hopefully go up on friday/saturday

>>7247522
i'd just feel really weird taking people's money
but
thanks for the offer
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>>7247509
Well, yeah. But I don't want to butt in. I hate being unwanted and treated with polite indifference.
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>>7247521
I never got the appeal of the collar thing. Can't we just both treat eachother as equals in that situation?
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>>7247521
BOTH
WE'LL TAKE TURNS

>FlutterSwitch unf
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>>7247537
>>7247535
Your favorite pony really wants you to wear it
She heard it was something you do to your pets in your homeland and she wants to mess with you
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>>7247508
>let fish keep licking the bait
>after awhile the bait starts shooting out a white liquid all over the fish
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>>7247544
I know what you mean, and I actually do draw.
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>>7247483
>She has a cock
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>>7247499
fuck off with the self insert bullshit darf
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>>7247549
If it's just to mess with me, then sure, but just this once.
And she'll probably owe me something in return if I think of it.
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>>7247521
I'd let her wear it if she wanted to. It's cute.
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>>7247556
good one
i don't think i'm revolting enough for rarity to be interested in me though
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>>7247542
>>7247517
>applebloom thing
I thought it was going to be silver spoon?
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>>7247555
>She has a cock
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>>7247542

f-fine

I just won't masturbate to your stories until I can pay for it
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>>7247551
So do I
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>>7247550
WRONG

THE FISH WOULD GET AWAY

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS FOUR AND A HALF BEATS

DO YOU EVEN PLAY RHYTHM HEAVEN? THAT ANSWER YOU PROVIDED INDICATES THE ANSWER IS NO
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>>7247567
no, it's applebloom
but diamond tiara and silver spoon are involved in parts
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>>7247539
Giving it a listen
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>>7247528
I'd definitely do her if she wanted me to.
>>
Mewball, are you here?
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>>7247519
>>7247506
Sucks that I can't draw. btw, even if this one is old I _still_ think Lady Gaga when I see Photo Finish
>>7247534
I've only had this trip for less than 2 days, but realize that the attention I crave (lol) doesn't come anyway.

And now that I think about it, I definitely do NOT want to end up in the ranks of well-known tripfags on any board.

>everyone filtering me, not reading my posts
>mfw

tl;dr - thank you MLP for saving my sanity, going Anon.
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>>7247567
He's doing a super long Applebloom thing, apparently inspired by Hot Sauce.
I, for one, am super excited.
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>>7247566
OH LOOK AT YOU
MISTER I'M NOT DISGUSTING
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>>7247568
>She has a cock
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>>7247586
i didn't say that
just not disgusting /enough/
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>>7247577

Wait so was it ever determined it was rape
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>>7247582
One more thing: "mfw" means My Face When and you post it when you have a reaction image.
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>>7247580
How old is she?
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>>7247578
>Giving it a listen
good luck finding it, it's no where up on youtube
the only way seems to be to download the entire album from a ddl filehoster
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>>7247603
18
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>>7247597
Only statutory, my man.
Only statutory.
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>>7247483
I have no words
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>>7247599
>big floppy donkey dick
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>>7247610
;)
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>>7247521
she looks like she wants to wear it
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>>7247612

Laaaame

There's a distinct lack of good rape fics
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>>7247598
>One more thing: "mfw" means My Face When and you post it when you have a reaction image.
my aren't you cute
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>>7247597
i don't think so
i'll let the audience be the judge when it comes out
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>>7247483
B-but it has to be a pouch birth. L-like sea horses.

PLEASE TELL ME IT'S A FUCKING POUCH BIRTH.
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>>7247483
Is he truly male if he was the one getting pregnant and shit?
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>>7247549

I told you already, only Gilda
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>>7247619
I like consensuals or mindbreak.
But not straight rape.
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>>7247609
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Gu5FW6FE_o
this isn't it?
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>>7247628
Male means you provide the seed, female means you provide the egg.

Who carries makes no difference.
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>>7247514
I don't even know. My sisters are younger than me, but I prefer it when the sister is older.
Then again I prefer older women so that may have something to do with it.
>>
Tripfags with the worst fetishes
1. Ross
2. Lk
3. Darf
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>>7247633

See, to me there's not much worse than a rape fic that ends in "lol it was consensual all along!" or "turns out s/he enjoyed it and it wasn't rape in the end"
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>>7247645
Would you a Mrs. Cake?
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>>7247650

>LK
>Darf
>bad fetishes

I will cut you, anon. I really will.
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>>7247628
male seahorses do the same thing
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Brush your teeth, anon
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>>7247652
Oh, me too. I meant regular consensual sex, not play rape.
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>>7247634
it is, but it's sadly lacking the glorious orchestral version

still worth a listen though imo
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>>7247650
darf isn't even a tripfag

#dunked
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>>7247617
The age of consent here is 16 though.
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>>7247650

>ross
>tripfag
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>>7247650
who are the ones with the best fetishes?
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>>7247650
maybe
but you're forgetting the important list
tripfags who constantly post about their fetishes:
1. Ross
2. Darf
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>>7247660
no, he's right, my fetishes are terrible
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>>7247650
Darf's main "fetish" is buttfucking isn't it? That's not bad at all.
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>>7247650
>tripfags with fetishes I don't share
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>>7247483
>Best Disney female
>Canon fetish material
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>>7247673
there are no best fetishes anon
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>>7247650
Don't go bitching about other people's fetishes. That's just rude.
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>>7247675

B-but that means mine are terrible as well
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>>7247685
PINKIE DOESN'T WEAR GLASSES. THIS MAKES ME MAD.
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>>7247675
darf
I don't usually read these kind of things
can you link me to one of your best stories?
I'd like to read it now
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>>7247657
no
I have an incest fetish, not a cuckold fetish
but I would a princess
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>>7247681
>implying
God tier: My fetishes
Shit tier: Your fetishes
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>>7247685

What fetishes do you even have, Nanaki?

I assume herm, futa, large insertion, hyper, furries(duh), macro, micro, and bondage to start?
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>>7247697
But what if we have the same fetishes, anon?
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>>7247483
Well she's a cat lady.
So she has a barbed cat penis.
I feel sorry for the good doctor.
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>>7247696
>not wanting to "Pound" Cake
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>>7247697
My onion>your opinion
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>>7247673
Are there any contributors whose fetishes we do not know?
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>>7247674
Neither of those two ever use a trip. Ross doesn't even use a name, people just recognize him by his posts.
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>>7247708
GG
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>>7247708
There are plenty of contributors who don't do sex stuff.
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>>7247703
>Barbed penises
Oh dear.
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>>7247708

GG's besides /ss/, sweat, and monster girls
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goodnight MLPG
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>>7247701
Then I guess they're acceptable.. or something.
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>>7247692
i suppose so
this is my most popular story in terms of views, and probably one of my favorites

https://www.fimfiction.net/story/21465/drop-the-bass-or-40-oz-bounce

>>7247708
all of the female ones, probably
except reuniclus. her ant fetish is well documented
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>>7247711
semantics
Ross is always Ross
darf always unfs
LK stays quiet
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>>7247723
Goodnight.
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>>7247708
Really, really obscure ones, like PQ or other quest DMs.

Notably most of the questing team on the sub? I think most of them have provided art or writing here at least once.

They're probably all furfags, though, based on what I hear about the sub. And nopony's there, so that's a thing too.
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>>7247730

Darf, I love the way you described Derpy's ass in that

like

man oh man was it good
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>>7247730
sweet, if it makes you feel better the popular us authors are boring but I love you
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>>7247691
>not having a glasses fetish
how is it living the pleb life anon?
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>>7247723
Don't let the bedbugs bite.
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>>7247711
No one here uses trips and impersonation happens all the time. It stops being funny after a while. Tripcodes exist for reason.
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>>7247743
>Glasses
>Not long socks
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>>7247743

I think it's harder to have a glasses fetish if you wear glasses
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>>7247739
I keep anonymously asking him to do more Derpy.
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>>7247730
Rose: Well, I think we all know...
MT: Sharks
Jessy: ???
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>>7247703
>well she's a lady
>so she has a penis
wut?
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>>7247700
I like tame hyper. Don't like macro or micro.
I also like gender transformation, femdom, hypnosis, corruption, love and addiction, forced feminization, bukkake, and bimbofication.
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>>7247743
I have glasses myself. It's a thoroughly nonsexual experience. The fact is, I don't like the idea of Pinkie with glasses.
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>>7247708
I'm sure even for those that do make them known, they don't make ALL of them known
I mean we didn't even know LK had a thing for belly-buttons until recently and he stays real down-low about it
I think he's embarrassed. It's cute
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>>7247751
Jessy likes butts, as does Rose
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>>7247739
that's a different story, but thanks

>>7247742
it does a bit
i'm feeling pretty bummed after how my new story was received
and the applebloom one probably isn't going to do much better
i feel like you guys hate me sometimes too
but seeing something nice is a little bit of a pickup

so, thank you
>>
Dead child sex rape crying torture
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>>7247748
I can go for both anon, preferably at the same time
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>>7247754

Tamer than I expected.

Nice fetishes.
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>>7247757
belly-buttons? where did that come from?
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>>7247763
Darf, you are my second favorite pony fapfictionist of all time. The fact is, the stuff you write probably isn't ever going to be incredibly popular.
But you must keep your artistic integrity.
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>>7247483
>>7247703
OAH
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>>7247763

Oh yeah, sorry. I'm pretty tired.

I like how you set the scene in that one, thouh.
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>>7247704
I'd rather praise the sun
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>>7247767
>>7247767
UNF
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>>7247754
I remember once I saw you with your tripcode on Hypnochan, may it rest in peace.. I had a quiet chuckle to myself.
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>>7247767

>dead
>not snuff/necrophilia

Confirmed for not knowing how to properly search for tags
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>>7247776
I've always liked it. It's an offshoot of expansion stuff.
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>>7247785
good one anon
>>7247779
>second favorite
i know what you mean though
i guess i can at least console myself by knowing that i'm doing the world a service by writing horrifying pony erotica
right?
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>>7247791
Did you ever draw that picture?
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>>7247757

Oh man, he totally does have a thing for belly-buttons. I forgot he did that one with Mrs. Cake.

It is kinda cute.
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>>7247691
>implying
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>>7247763
As much as you want to believe me, I have to talk to these popular assholes all day. It's amazing how boring they actually are.
Literally there's some kind of inverse proportion to popular authors and personality I just don't understand. Especially with movie adaptations.
You're very entertaining, though. Maybe I just like ponies that much, but maybe not.
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>>7247650

Oh come on, my fat fetish isn't that bad. Besides, I have a plethora of other fetishes that aren't fat and are quite mild in comparison to say... futa.
>>
>Small, pouty breasts
>Puffy nipples
>Thick thighs
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>>7247767
alplblewm really never was heard from again, was he?

I almost feel guilty for posting all those steam chat logs and screen caps way back when

Almost
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>>7247795
WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SPOILER CONTAINS SHAMELESS COCKSUCKING.
Seriously, it's clear you really care about what you are doing. I appreciate that so much, and I know others do too. You could probably write nonpony nonfanfiction if you wanted to. Please don't get too discouraged.
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>>7247799
Not yet, sorry, I was dealing with the vet all day. Rarity's mom, right?
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>>7247754
>I like tame hyper.
no idea what that is
but other than that I have exact the same fetishes as you except for forced feminization
whaddaya know
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>>7247806
>Mild compared to futa
That sentence doesn't even make any sense
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>>7247806
>futa
Ever drawn it?
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>>7247806
how can you say things like that in the same post as posting a picture that makes me want to throw up all over myself?

>>7247814
aw
thanks anon
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>>7247815
I think so
>sorry
Take your time man
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>>7247806
>That picture
>"isn't that bad"
Hahahahahahaha
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
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>>7247806
Hey, Ross, what do you think of these?
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>>7247810
>small
>sensitive
>tits
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>>7247806
>I have a plethora of other fetishes that aren't fat and are quite mild in comparison to say... futa
getting stuck in doorways, lifting fat blobs, and pushing fat blobs... i suppose
pedophilia and child voyeurism, i don't think so
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>>7247806
>ross
>ever drawing anything other than obesity porn

Lol
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>>7247810

>Flat chest
>short hair
>super sensitive nipples
>soft skin
>small, athletic frame
>bush
OR

>huge bust
>innie nipples
>pudgy
>at least 7 feet tall
>LIMIT BREAK hips
>bush
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>>7247806
>Pedophilia
>Worse than futa
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>>7247758
>Jessy likes butts
She has a fart fetish too, doesn't she?
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>>7247835
HOW CAN I POSSIBLY CHOOSE????
:SLFJPSGHPOSDHGSDF:LSDJFS:LFJ:LSJDFL:SDJF
BOTH??? PLEASE?????
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your favorite pony just got itchy all over her body
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>>7247841
I would rub and scratch her all over.
All. Over.
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>>7247841

Itching powder is a placebo
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>>7247835
do I really have to choose...?
except for the innie nipples. seriously fuck that
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>>7247820
Thanks. Someone else mentioned something about that Apple Turnover pone. I forget, I had to leave.
Also, how big?
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>>7247841
here, let me scratch it with my fingers
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>>7247838
female fetish talk always gets me rock solid
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>>7247806
Too be honest, a lot of your drawings are on the 'more disgusting' end of the fat fetish spectrum.
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>>7247848

But they're soooo nice.

Especially when teasing them makes them normal.
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>>7247841
>scratching Rarity
>it will end with a belly rub
>probably some tickling too
Best day
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>>7247786
Shame to see that place go.
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>>7247858
...really?
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>>7247857

>tfw fat fetish
>tfw can't enjoy fat fetish unless Ritts draws it
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>>7247858
>Teasing them makes them normal.
This is actually true. And very arousing.
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>>7247833
just when I thought this place couldn't get any weirder
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>>7247845
Im-fucking-plying
It's actually ground up tarantula hair
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>>7247863
Yeah, really. You can actually suckle them out, sometimes.
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>>7247876

Wouldn't that royally fuck up someone's eyes?
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>>7247860
>>7247786
hypnochan is gone?
what a shame
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>>7247883
You're supposed to shake it in someone's clothes
What the fuck pranks are you trying to pull?
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>>7247880
>>7247858
>>7247848
>innie nipples
anybody got a reference pic
I don't think I have ever encountered what you're talking about
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>>7247880
that...actually does sound kind of hot
and also cute at the same time
which humanized pone would have them?
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>>7247884
Yup. Some femdom hypno fetish girls were pissed that people were posting their sub-par MP3s on the site, so they had it taken down.
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>>7247889

That's for me to know, and for you to find out
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>>7247863
>not knowing how innie nipples work
Oh man, you are in for a treat
so fucking hot, I swear
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>Fetishes
>shitty fetishes
>mostly not even remotely to pony
Well back to Battlefront 2
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>>7247896
Fluttershy, do you even have to ask?
>>7247895
>
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>>7247895

If you google inverted nipples, you'll have a plethora

I'm not getting banned for nudity again
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>>7247895
Just look for DJ Acid.
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>>7247853
Slightly bigger than the chubby Gilda picture you drew would be perfect
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>>7247909
she seemed a little too obvious...
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>>7247819

Because I knew the reaction would remain negative. I've been doing this shit for two years, darf, it's not rocket science.

>>7247832

Actually, the other fetishes relate to what you'll find in the other five girls I draw when humanizing them (read: always). Rainbow Dash for instance, I like muscle girls. Not like bodybuilding contest girls, but it's cool to see some definition. It depends on how the muscles go together (because there are different proportions in muscles, look at bodybuilders' abdominal muscles and see how the shapes change). Really tall girls is my absolute close second to fat girls. The way I draw Fluttershy to be no less than 7'4", duh. Rarity representing a damsel-in-distress at times, that hits another quirk of mine. What else do we got? Displays of strength, couple humiliation. Really thin girls is another. So that's like six off the bat.
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>>7247896
>Fluttershy
>As her nipples come out, she comes out of her shell
>She becomes more forward and assertive
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>>7247934
>timid Fluttershy growing more aggressive as she becomes progressively more horny
what is this boner
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>>7247874
we also don't get that picture
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>>7247934
Not to mention ssssssexually aggressive.
Anon thinks he's going to have an easy time. Starts off very gentle. It's just little Fluttershy. Plays with her nipples for a while. They start to pop out. She starts to get restless.
Et cetera.
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>>7247913
I have a dynamic IP, may as well

and I have to say it looks pretty fucking disgusting

reminds me of those pictures with all those holes shooped in

spoiler because ewwwwww
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>>7247947
>>7247945

I feel like I should've had this fetish already
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>>7247890
artist?
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>>7247947
Anon you're killing me here
>>
Im kinda surprised my fetishes have remained casual while being here so long.
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>>7247950
You're crazy, anon. They can look bad sometimes, but the one you posted looks cuter than fuck.
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>>7247890

Needs Fluttershy checking the Kill: Yes box
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>>7247931
>glossing over the blatant pedophilia
>admitting that every single thing you draw is fetish material for yourself
every time
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>>7247958

To be fair, the only fetishes I didn't have before MLPG were inflation and macro

But don't get me started on how much MLPG made my fetishes grow
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>>7247959
well at least I'll be prepared now should I ever encounter a live one

I wonder if some girls feel this way when they encounter a phimosis dick for the first time
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>winsxs folder is 9.4 fucking GB

Does windows 8 still do that shit?
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>>7247931
>Because I knew the reaction would remain negative. I've been doing this shit for two years, darf, it's not rocket science.
>One of these days I'll get to the moon. I just have to keep jumping.
>>
I got a fucking fart fetish from you bastards
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>>7247965

>glossing over
>not simply passing over and ignoring it because the accusation is so ridiculous that coming up with a defense would only looking more indicative than less
>>
MLPG has not affected my fetishes, but then I was already a furry. Sucks for the rest of you, I guess
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>>7247974

I didn't want one, but this guy did me in

and then Twilight Unwashed came along
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>>7247973
actually that's quite the opposite of what he said
he knows he'll never reach the moon by jumping, but does it anyway
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>Twilight had researched in secret what ponies were like where you came from
>After you arrived she tried desperately to meet your expectations of their world
>She presented you with the "favorite" human dishes and play things
>Waking up one day Twilight wears an especially tight collar and presents you with a leash in her mouth
>"So how exactly does this work?"
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>>7247968
>To be fair, the only fetishes I didn't have before MLPG
When I was like 13 and just starting to masturbate, I'd feel very guilty about all the porn I looked at.
I eventually relaxed and said to myself: "I can't stand the guilt. I'm going to stop worrying and masturbate to anything I find that arouses me."
It's surprising how many fetishes I acquired by just letting go completely. The downside is being completely demoralized sexually.
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>>7247924
Alrighty. Thanks.
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>>7247977
>More things to masturbate to
>Sucking
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>>7247970
>still using windows
I'm so sorry, anon.
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>>7247984

Everything alright with the vet business?
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>>7247982
Twilight, you're not a dog...
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Speaking of fetishes and things, how does MPLG prefer their pony shota dick? Appropriately small and cute or embarassingly large?
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>>7247985
That's the spirit!

I think if anything MLPG has at least represented well that on the surface <insert thing> might be shit, but there is at least decent people existing somewhere within, not making a lot of a noise. Because they're not insane
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>>7247989
if the vast majority of my vidya wasnt windows only I would use linux
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>>7247993
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>>7247985
>not suckling
it's like you don't even have a breastplay fetish
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>>7247995

>shota

I couldn't find absolutelydisgusting.jpg so I closed my eyes and picked a random one

just know what I wanted
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>>7247970
Yeah.

It's not as bad as it seems though. WinSxS is mostly hardlinks, which Explorer doesn't understand, so it bloats the filesize.

Though, having said that, Windows is still huge. Can you believe it takes up half the available space in the 32GB RT tablets?
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>>7247983
>The downside is being completely demoralized sexually
I'm not sure I see what the downside is with that.
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>>7248004

A Renamon comic gave me a lactation fetish back in the day

Can't find it now
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>>7247995
Small and cute while flaccid, embarrassingly large when erect.
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>>7248011
I'm sure it must be a downside, or at least will end up one someday.
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>>7247998
Most games are playable on linux too, but it may require some effort to get them working.
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>>7247995
Small and cute

I'm going to jail now, aren't I
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Gosh I haven't drawn for days!
Feels so refreshing and healthy, like a weight lifted off of my shoulders. Drawing everyday really did more on me than I thought
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>>7248002
Aww...
It really makes you that happy?
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>>7247991
Yeah, he's stable and at an overnight place. Thank you.
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>tfw you can't remember the last time you picked up a new fetish
feels like I've been running around with everything which turns me on for 10+ years already
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>>7248023
I have to draw every day because everything else I do feels like wasting time now.
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>>7246169

>Fetishes

I found this on lu.scio.us and it was a spiral downward from there
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>>7248029
I thought the same thing until recently, thanks to you fuckers
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>>7247979
>you will never have your butt inflated by Celestia's gasses
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>>7248035

What's your new poison, anon?
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>>7248038
I'll bet it's that incest guy again.
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>>7246169
>Animal Planet
I wonder how they would react if a documentary about horse mating came on...
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>>7248039

Fuck that guy
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>>7248031
>everything else I do feels like wasting time now
I wish I could feel that feel
I do nothing but 4chan these days
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>>7248042
Probably the same way humans react to documentaries about chimpanzee mating.
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>>7248023
i havent drawn in about 5 months

whenever i try i just end up hating it and drinking

i thought i found a spark of motivation a few days ago but i suddenly have longer hours at work due to the boss taking a vacation so i dont even have time to take advantage of it

guess ill never art and be stuck working in retail forever
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>>7247979
>Twilight Unwashed
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>>7248021
I always dismissed Linux as something that, by now, works well but it just doesn't make any sense for me to use it instead of Windows.
Then I actually had to use it for a while. Never again unless I'm absolutely forced to. Nothing works as intended, you're constantly searching for solutions for the brand new problem you've just found, and even then everything's going to run like shit if it's in Wine. A lot of programs made for Linux don't work well either, some minor shit fucks up and you cannot get them working unless you fix all the million related problems.
In windows you click install, wait, click run, and it works. In Linux, if it's more complex than a web browser, that won't work. If it's in Wine, it's even worse.
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>Talking about fetishes


Okay guys I have an idea
How about we speculate a bit about the next episode instead of using the general as a chatroom about our fetishes with pony images?

So the next episode they're reforming Discord because Celestia want's to get rid of a threat, which is a pretty intelligent move. I mean she probably didn't do it in the past since she controlled the elements and since she was immortal( or extremely long lived) the curse couldn't break. Now when the mane six die of old age he would escape again.

Anyway question is how will they do it? I mean when they used the elements they just turned him to stone. Do they enchant the elements to make them stronger or do they use a different artifact?

Also seeing how the episode isn't about his reformation but about Fluttershy convincing the rest of the mane six to follow Celestia's plan how much Discord do you think we'll have?
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>>7248036
Both ass inflation and fart inflation are way too rare.
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>>7248051
SO LET'S DO TI LIKE THEY DO ON THE DISCOVERY CHANNEL
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>>7248051
Get horny?
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>>7248059

>Instead of doing the same thing we always do, let's do the same thing we always do

You'll never sway anyone this way anon. I know you tried, though.
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>>7247767
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>>7248039
>>7248043
sorry...
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>>7248059
where were you for the last two weeks?
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>>7248018
Why would it?
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I'll just leave this here.
http://pastebin.com/u/Dexamph
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>>7248067
Is it bad that the only thing that makes me legitimately mad about that is the shitty baby speak?
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so how about that treekicker?
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>>7248080
It's fluffy pony stuff. What do you expect?
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>>7248078

>No Fluttershy or Celestia yet

god dammit
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>>7248059
I am hoping they take away his powers, and it's like on Star Trek when Q loses his powers.
I don't want them to fuck his mind up.
I want him to still be a silly dick, but no longer dangerous.
And maybe Flutters shows him the magic of friendship, or something.
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>>7248059
>using the general as a chatroom about our fetishes with pony images?

why can't we do both?

>We speculate a bit about the next episode

Celestia will try to turn Discord good with her sweet ass
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>>7248083

Second best pony

most beautiful eyes
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>>7248069
It's okay.
We all know by now, though.
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>>7247980

You are correct sir, that is exactly what I was saying. Actually, what I'm doing is rocket science. We just gotta pick a different time period, like the US in the 1950s. Their rocket tests were absolutely pathetic during that span. One of them literally lifted off no more than twenty feet from the launchpad, then proceeded to rotate counter-clockwise before suddenly exploding. Garry's mod shit.

But the point is that as much as I like to weigh you guys down with fatty art, deep down I really do have an attraction a loooot of different types of women. Anything that I don't perceive as "average" is great. Except midgets.
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>>7248057
>sudo apt-get install program
Yeah, It's almost impossible.
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>>7248083
Sugarcubest pone
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>>7248083
I like her freckles
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>>7248090
Why do people believe Fluttershy is the one that converts Discord. All she does is convince the others to try whatever Celestia is planing.

If she was the one that will convert Discord then why didn't Celestia took her and didn't bother with the others?
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>>7248083
I hear she likes a good butt rub
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>>7248059
Noone's stopping you from discussing the show. Most of the time there really isn't anything worth discussing, so we might as well discuss fetishes.
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>>7248080

I dunno, the "animal being raped until it bled" thing kind of creeps me out.
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>>7248060
like this?
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>>7248109
what pony wouldn't like a good butt rub?
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>>7248057
It's funny how Linux users think of installing programs completely differently. On Windows, you always have to use weird executable installers that sometimes try to sneak in adware toolbars, make irreversable changes to things like the registry, and try to reinstall dependencies you already have like DirectX or VS redistributables.

On Linux, it's a single command to install and a single command to uninstall without a trace, with none of the above problems. If you're having trouble running programs that came with your distro, I hate to say it, but it's either a crap distro or user error.

Also, there's an online database that will tell you which programs work with Wine and which don't. If the program doesn't get a Gold/Platinum score on appdb.winehq.org, don't bother.
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>>7248121
Rainbow Dash?
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>>7248112
Yeah, it's creepy and borderline psychopathic, but it doesn't make me mad.
Neither does the terrible ms paint art that looks like someone shat it out in 2 minutes.
But the dialogue makes me want to smash a table or something.
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>>7248113
unf
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>>7248102
Not him, but...
As long as you can find what you need in the distro's package repository, it's no problem.
Getting other things installed, or getting Windows software to work in Wine can be a royal pain though. I used Gentoo almost exclusively for years, so I've tried a few things.
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>>7248110
So instead of trying to find new subjects we should transform into the /b/read: Anon edition?

Look I have nothing against fetish discussion but it's no longer pony related at all.
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>>7248130
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>>7248139
>Getting other things installed
./configure
make
make install

No problems here.
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>>7248137
>But the dialogue makes me want to smash a table or something.
I think that's the point, isn't it?
The shitty babytalk makes people want to see the fluffy ponies suffer slow horrible deaths, and so it makes it more satisfying for them.
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>>7248102
My only problem is the community that writes programs for linux.
GUI is a plauge to them, i hate using the command line for shit i could be doing with a simple button gui.
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>>7248127
Not to mention you don't have to deal with any "sweat-balls-ware" at all.
>tfw when you check the size of a fresh windows installation
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>>7248127
>If the program doesn't get a Gold/Platinum score on appdb.winehq.org, don't bother
In short, if it's less than 3 years old, it probably won't even install.
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>>7248130
...even if you'd earned her trust?
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>>7248160
That anon doesn't know what he's talking about.
After a hard day of training, she'd REALLY appreciate a good rub-down of her sore muscles. This is assuming, of course, you're either her boyfriend or her personal training coach.
And as you got to her butt, I imagine she'd probably just enjoy the sensation.
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Insane people never wonder if they're insane, right?
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>>7248102
Except it isn't a magical command that makes everything work.

>>7248127
I agree that on Windows it's absolutely shitty how everything keeps messing up your registry and how half the installers you run will want to install at least 3 other programs alongside. But as for Wine, the only thing I had to try was installing Java and a web browser to run into absolute horrors.
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>>7248171
No, I know perfectly well that I'm insane. I rather like it.
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Somebody give me something for Sweetie Belle to wear right now. Not a guarantee, just a proposal. What have you got? I'm thinking like a sports outfit or something
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>>7248171
I don't know. It's a saying that they don't, but I don't know for sure.
Of course there are hundreds of different kinds of insanity.
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Hello, anon~
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>>7248171
all the time.
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>>7248176
Swimsuit
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>>7248176
>Sports outfit.
A sweatsuit.
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>>7248151

>image

oh fuck i cant breathe
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Fluttershy, of all ponies, is now your master
How do you respond to your new ownership?

Keep in mind she's more than capable of "staring" you
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>>7248175

But how do I find a significant other if I'm insane
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>>7248182
I was just about to say this, but this anon beat me to it.
Seconded.
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>>7248168
would she be horribly offended if you gave it a good squeeze?
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>>7248179
What do you want, you little meanie?
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>>7248148
>there's nothing wrong with Linux
>if others claim that they encountered any issue at all they must be making it up
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>>7248171

Why do you want to know?
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>>7248187
I show her who's boss.
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>>7248168
>she'd REALLY appreciate a good rub-down of her sore muscles

do you even watch the show
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>>7248098
>But the point is that as much as I like to weigh you guys down with fatty art, deep down I really do have an attraction a loooot of different types of women.
No, I think the point is that you're a complete imbecile for coming back here time and again when you know the results
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>>7248179
get out of here you. you aren't old enough to sexually.
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>>7248187

I bow to no mare
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>>7248187
I suppose I'd do what she asks and be friendly towards her. I like Fluttershy.
This would all really depend on the kind of stuff she wants me to do.
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>>7248151
>GUI is a plauge to them
If you'd ever done GUI programming you'd understand why.
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>>7248179
How do you put your glasses on with hooves?
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>>7248179
What the fuck are you doing on my bed you fucking bitch
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>>7248151
That's because making a GUI is kind of like sticking rusty nails into your eyeballs and then setting yourself on fire.
Just worse.
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>>7248187
I be a good pet
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>>7248211
This.
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>>7248198
>>7248203
In retaliation she hires 2 ponies to buck you into a terrible state
Non conformity was a bad idea
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>>7248187
>fluttershy
Pss I just say I'm leaving
She has the stare but keeping another living being imprisoned against their will? Yeah right.

Time to impress Rarity
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>>7248215

>Implying a few tiny ponies can overcome a human being
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>>7248215
>two ponies come and start stamping their marshmallow hooves on me
>it tickles slightly
Gee, what a terrible fate.
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>>7248188
I wish I knew. I want one too. Preferrably someone equally insane.
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>>7248221
Wouldn't it be fuck to encounter Celestia. You think to yourself, this is fucking awesome. Then Celestia breaks your legs
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>>7248222

You know, a horse once fucked someone to death.
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>>7248227
Why would Celestia even do that?
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>>7248155
Feels good having a root partition smaller than most new Windows installs.

>>7248159
Yep. That's what happens when you have to re-implement a clusterfuck like the Windows API. At least it encourages people to find native Linux alternatives.
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>>7248228
i can think of worse fates
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>>7248227

I can break Celestia's legs before she broke mine

but I also don't think she'd do that
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>>7248228
>once
Documented at least once. Probably far more than that unknown
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>>7248227
I don't think princess Celestia would try to break my legs. Then again, I wouldn't barge into the palace ready to fuck shit up.
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>>7248222
>marshmallow hooves
>not rock hard keratin hooves with metal shoes nailed on
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>>7248237
>I can break Celestia's legs before she broke mine
She knows magic and can fly
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>>7248228
I doubt that a few 1.2 m ponies can do something like that
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>>7248245
Earth ponies
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>>7248233
>tfw 3TB storage
>120GB SSD for system
>don't have to care about the size of anything
If I reached a point where the size of my Windows install mattered I'd just get a new HDD anyway.
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>>7248222
marshmallow hoves
They are hard enough that ponies use them as hammers to beat nails in wood in one hit
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>>7248246

>Implying magic works on inter-dimensional beings

And flying does nothing, anon.
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>>7248182

This has the potential to be misinterpreted, so let's just sidestep this landmine for now.

>>7248184

Heyyyyyy that'll work, man
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>>7248245
I often wonder how much it pays to act totally inept for infomercials
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>>7248247

Funny, the guy who got fucked to death said something very similar.
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>>7248257
Probably not much because they're not very good at it
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>>7248256
But
Ponies in swimsuits
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>>7248255
Okay so their magic can't affect you. But the huge boulder she can throw at you with telekinesis will still fuck you
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>>7248228
RIP Mr. Hands. A true American Hero.
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>>7248257
Did you know there are professional hand actors?
Whenever you see a pizza commercial or something where it's just a pair of hands holding something, that pair of hands belongs to an actor whose entire career is getting paid to hold things on camera.
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>>7248256
Aw, you sneaky son of a gun.
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>>7248205
Not to mention, for small utilities the GUI version will probably be less useful. Text based programs are easier to automate and script, and people can use them from the comfort of their text based shell. It is possible to automate GUI programs, but it's normally as much of a bitch as programming them.
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>>7248263

It wasn't like
>horse sticks dick in and then dies

It was like
>horse sticks dick in, roughly fucks for a minute or two, and then the guy doesn't get medical help as his kidneys shut down
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>>7248264
Very very true.
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>>7248233
that is a wide sweetie belle
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>>7248266

>Boulder bounces off, as it was moved with magic
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>Clueless selfish Anon with Fluttershy
>Playing with her nipples
>They start to pop out
>"umm, sweetie. Could you maybe go down on me?"
>"mmm..."
>few minutes later and he's done with her tits
>he gets into position for her to give him a blowjob
>"ohh. Okay"
>he reaches down and plays with her tits while she does
>her nipples are almost fully out and she's as wet as a river down there
>"now?"
>He trays to push her back onto the bed, clear in his intentions
>before he can even blink she's knocked him down to his knees and wrapped her thick, smooth thick thighs around his head. Pulling him into her wet need
>"that wasn't a question"
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>>7248267
>Hero
His idiotic death got bestiality outlawed in my state. Some hero.
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Would you?
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>>7248273
X | _________ | X
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>>7248279
Without hesitation.
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>>7248179
>those glasses
they wouldn't even cover half her eyes
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>>7248269

surpriiiiiiiiiise
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>>7248267
>A true American Hero.
More like AN true American Hero.

Thanks to him bestiality became illegal in Washington. You're not helping, Mr. Hands!
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>>7248253
>paying to store ballmers malware.
Good goy
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>>7248284
They're probably reading glasses.
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rolling post number modulo 3
0 - Continue horsing around
1 - Be productive
2 - Practice art
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>>7248279
adult sweetie is best sweetie
I imagine her voice stop cracking all the time and becoming incredibly sensual instead
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>>7248287
>paying for windows
lel
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>>7248277
I read that last line in her Discorded voice.
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>>7248256
I don't understand how this drawing relates to the request

Oh I don't doubt that you'll add some flowery words to support just that, but can you defend your use skeleton figures WITH the addition of hair and skin tone? How do any of those things correlate? Individually they work for a sketch or finished piece or structure, but you combine them like a fast food intention.
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>>7248298

>She slowly loses hue as her nipples pop out

I like it
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Can we not be /g/ now?
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>>7248253
Good hardware is no excuse for wasteful programs, Anon. As hard drives grow in size, our software shouldn't do the same, otherwise what's the point?
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>>7248292
mod 3 = 1

k
time to buck some apples
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>>7248304
>You will never peanut butter kisses with Scootaloo.
WHY WAS I EVEN BORN?
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>>7248267

>realize I havent actually seen the video
>go to the website to watch it
>says it's fake

waht
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>people arguing linux vs windows
idort master race
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http://arch.413chan.net/co27181893.html
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>>7248303
I agree, let's be /be/ instead.
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>>7248256
What's wrong with Rarity's right leg?
It looks much shorter and thinner than the other one, and upside down.
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>>7248292
glad you did that mod3 thing there
otherwise you would never have known what to do
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>>7248308

>Wanting to be covered in and smell like peanut butter

God, I can't but imagine a kid with Down's every time
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>>7248303
Not if i can help it.
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>>7248297
>not paying for your hard drive
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>>7248320
Did he just eat something off of his foot
really
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>>7248322
I'd have paid for my hard drives anyway
I need something to save my TB of videos, games and images
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>>7248315
>/be/
>not /z/
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>>7248318
No no no, that's Spaghetti-O sauce.
Peanut butter Scootaloo kisses are cute...
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>>7248271
I thought he died of a ruptured colon due to the horse flaring inside his butt.

I say stick to mares.
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>>7248324
hello miniature pink equine
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>>7248330

They're the same

Except the girl that I lost my virginity to ate Spaghetti-O's during it and smelling that opens up so much regret
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>>7248310
I'm an idort arguing the Linux