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What do the Wonderbolts mean to you?

Old Pony: >>7239724
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>de gay
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I AM THE GREATEST
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>>7243035

The end to pesky bolt slippage.
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You know it's true, don't deny it.
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>>7243035
>What do the Wonderbolts mean to you?


I haven't seen the last ep. Is Dash gone from the show? I hope.
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>What do the Wonderbolts mean to you?
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>>7243035
The Wonderbolts mean flavor!
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>Starting every thread with Rainbow Dash
Disastrous!
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>>7243035
Something to use when Wonderglue just won't do.
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what is with these shots of Dash in a window? they hvae been the OP picture like 5 times today.
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>that fucking comeback on /v/

I will never see "mustard race" the same ever again
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>>7243072
Looks pretty good
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>>7243053
black people is the target audience?
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>>7243053
>Implying the actual audience for pokemon isnt neckbeards
Nigga have you ever tried playing pokemon with adults? It sucks. They take that shit so seriously. Like the amount of unnecessary effort put into understanding the game on a programming level by the adults who play it is absurd.
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The Wonderbolts are useless. Just like Celestia at the wedding.
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¡Agérrelo!
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>>7243041
>you will never have drunken dream sex with luna
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>>7243086
And BTW: Getting women drunk with the intent of having sex with them, or to make them easier to convince is rape. No, it doesn’t mean any amount of alcohol involved in sexual encounters is rape, if you read the first sentence you’ll see the word “intent” and that’s what you’re doing wrong. Don’t promote rape. If you both want to have sex while drunk, that’s fine as long as you both consent to it before the drinking happens.

Consent is never implied. It is never known until it is given. A consensual sexual encounter does not require convincing, and does not need more than one request. If she wants it, she’ll say yes the first time, or even better, will come to you. No always means no, it doesn’t mean “ask again” or “make up a better excuse.” Personally, I find that alcohol making consent a grey area is more than enough to keep me from drinking it, or being around people who drink it to the point of being drunk. I hope anyone who reads this will at least be more wary, and careful around alcohol and those who use it, or insist on making you use it.
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>>7243070
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>>7243053
>Cowadoody target audience
>Not 12-year olds
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>You are now aware that trip/namefags post without their names/trips
>
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>>7243102
>you will never know if it was actually her or just an actual dream
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>>7243086
I like how the central thesis is that women don't like sex.
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>>7243092
I bet you bitch and complain at people who know combos in fighting games too
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>>7243103
I don’t know if it’s just me, but the majority of the populace makes me feel like we don’t deserve the nice things we all have. For me, it makes me more grateful and appreciative of the nice things that come my way, but on the other hand, it makes me so disgusted by how many people choose to abuse it all for a little bit of fun, sex, or just because they don’t think it’s wrong and haven’t taken the time to find out more about it to see that it is wrong.

So no, I don’t like bronies. No, I don’t like alcohol. No, I don’t care that you wont read what I type and will attempt to argue it with counter arguments that don’t even address what I’m saying (aka. “derailing”) so you can feel better about the fact you rape women/men to have sex because no one will consent to you.

Deal with it.

Thanks to MaxOfS2d for linking me to this piece of truth.
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I don't have any strong opinion on the Wonderbolts, they seem like they're a high-class team of pegasus in Equestria, but they seem really lazy and off their game.
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>>7243113
FALCON 92
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>>7243103
>rape
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>>7243072
Yo make sure you put a magic glow around dat mirror
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>that feel when nobody has drawn Aquarius pouring water over herself with her legs spread
Life is not worth living.
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>>7243118

don't be silly, that would never happen ever
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>>7243070
For a good while everything was coming up pink
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>>7243129
IT'S HURRICANE 92 YOU SHITLORD MYCUNTNOZZE FUCKBAG
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>>7243126
YOU'RE OFF YOUR GAME
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>>7243092
>tfw I can't have fun in a competitive game unless I know the statistics on everything
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>>7243137
spike's holding it though
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>>7243053
>Implying little girls dont watch the show
Don't let the internet fool you; the majority of audience is little girls
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>>7243140
I know that feel.
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>>7243118
You're now aware that my fucks given are approaching absolute zero
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>>7243148
IT'S TORNADO YOU RETARD
DO YOU EVEN DIG IT?
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http://www.epicmafia.com/game/1606165?password=ae8d904cebfd629cdb1cc773a5bce8aca1dc1eee
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>>7243118
If I were a namefag, I would never use my name ever unless I was posting a contribution.
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>>7243126
http://www.pinkiepie.ca/
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>>7243096
ALLI ESTA!
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>>7243125
>>7243103
>>7243086
what is this even saying

because men like a girls show it's wrong? and they rape?
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>yfw the new post successful screen
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>>7243165
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>>7243163
OH SHIT I HAVE DISGRACED THE GENERATION M
I WILL COMMIT KATANA SUSHI NOW
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>>7243118
But when you get a trip you sign a contract with Moot to never go Anon again.
I think you are tricking me into a bamboozlement.
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>>>/q/367744
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>>7243181
womyn deserve their own public secret club
no rapists allowed
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>>7243185
wat?
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>>7243193
Stop plugging your own shitty threads
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>>7243185
I haven't seen the post successful screen in like 2 years
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>>7243168
You're right, anon modo is on.

>>7243178
That page is one year old m8
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>>7243193
people still bitch about this?
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>>7243193
lel epic troll 11/10
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>>7243189
>Implying you were ever born mobile
A disgrace
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>>7243181
Take out "like a girls show its" and replace it with "are" and you got it.
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>http://wolfnanaki.tumblr.com/post/40106114043/
>Nanaki trying to be cute
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>>7243185
/b/ pls
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>>7243181
Yes.
Bronies all want to sexualize a cartoon and they rape in their spare time.
All bronies are experts on taking advantage of women in bars. After a long day on Reddit talking about sexualizing a cartoon for little girls so its more masculine.
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This thread is too blue
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>>7243209
That reminds me, stop trying to start dragon threads in /v/ Klondork, you're just getting them riled up for dragon porn
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>>7243224
See
>>7243165 's pic
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>>7243185
Holy shit he is not lying.
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>>7243236
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>>7243236
w-we could be yellow if you'd like
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>>7243236
Let's make it orange for some contrast!
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>>7243224
>That terrible animation
IT WOULD HAVE TAKEN YOU LIKE 2 MINUTES TO PUT SOME INBETWEENS IN
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>>7243137

I won't forget.
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>>7243193
>constant circle jerk, porn, fetish discussion and chit chat sessions

He isn't wrong, you know?
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>>7243236
We should mix some red with the blue.
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I'll be moving down from a full time job to a part time job soon, MLPG. This means I'll have time to work on things. Here's my dilemma.

I want to make money. I want to sell out, I want to be a greedy SOB, I want to pander. What can I do to rake in oodles of tax-free dollary goodness?
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>>7243243
Proof?
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>trying to max out all the social links
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>>7243263
Orange?
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>>7243269
tumblr and FA
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>>7243185
>Not using quick reply
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>>7243215
Nigga I was texting in the womb.
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>>7243269
EqD.
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>>7243272
>"B-But I'm the King"
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>>7243236
this should be a thread for best pone
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>>7243256
I like that idea!
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>>7243185
Is that why quick reply keeps telling me there's a connection error?
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>>7243185
I don't get it
It looks the same to me
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>>7243297
Probbly
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>>7243270
>>7243270
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>Though most of it is shit, there is some decent creativity in the MLP fandom
>Most of it is redundant shit or weird

Why not take the best people, put them together and create something new? Truly new? And pitch it as a new show?

Let's put together the staff of a new show from the MLP fandom.
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>>7243086
>>7243103
>>7243125
Increase porn output tenfold.
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>>7243272
Was Applejack the victim of a nasty attack on her face or something?
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>>7243306
>>7243306
>>7243306
>>7243306
>>7243306
>>7243306
WAT????
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>>7243313
Didn't you see that fucking moth?
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>>7243306
So all that is different is the background color?
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>>7243306
What did it used to look like
It's been a long long time since I've seen one
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>>7243309

Head Writer: Glitter Glue
Character designs: MS
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>>7243306
Holy shit.
It looks the same.
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>>7243323
That, but with white background.
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Well I died. Where was I
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>>7243319
What moth?
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>>7243318
>no boring white screen and shit font
But my nostalgia.
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>>7243309
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re1EatGRV0w#!
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>>7243234
>Roving packs of bronies out on the streets, raping women.
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>>7243334
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>>7243269
dollary? the fuck is dollary. speak the kings english son.
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>>7243331
MOOTIKINS FOR DEVELOPER OF THE YEAR
10/10 INNOVATIVE GAMEPLAY
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>>7243347
why do poeple hate the moth?
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>>7243339
>applebloobloobloobloo.gif
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>>7243332
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>>7243360
I have a phobia of moths, particularly giant moths
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>>7243238

How do either of those Dragons fare against the strongest, most alpha dragon, Crackle?
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>>7243339
So that's just repurposing kinect to perform projection over controls?
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>>7243369
>Dem eyes
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>>7243185
>>7243224
>>7243269
>>7243396

Totally not shitposting and totally discussing ponies
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Okay, so, I did this a long while ago, and wanna do it again. This time, with more emotion and such and such.
Please name a pony and any accompanying expression you can possibly think of. Any pony you can think of. Like those horoscope pones, or whatevs. If you think of another, go ahead and post it. Make multiple suggestions pls.

I will try to do every single one.
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>>7243375
But all they want to do is hug you.
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>>7243375
But they're so cute and cuddly.
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>>7243409
They're still disgusting and scary creatures
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>>7243406

Oh no I have been reality checked

I am going to reform MLPG
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>>7243408
Twilight
Smarmy
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>>7243408
Grumpy Pie
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>>7243369

>>7243403
Ah yes, I really like the way he does Luna's eyes
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>>7243273
Purple!
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>>7243408
taurus angry
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>>7243420
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>>7243396
No, not really. These people simply have developmental disorders. I have high hopes that we can rehabilitate them by causing them to get so mad, they roll over into being well adjusted, sociable individuals.

So yes, do >>7243310
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>>7243395
It uses the connect to scan the room and then projects the game environment over it or at least part of it.

Giving you expanded field of vision and immersion.

And potentially projecting controls ala Minority Report.
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>>7243408
Scorpio
Flirty
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Rainbow Dash, dejected yet cooperative
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>>7243434
Noooooooooooooo
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>>7243408

Fluttershy

Impossibly aroused
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>>7243420
Zer0, pls.
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>>7243409
WoodenToaster pls go
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>>7243408
Scorpio
horny
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>>7243450
oops
>>7243408
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>>7243409
I want little tiny moth hugs ;_;
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>Moths
>Not spiders

When is fiesta time?
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>>7243408
Applejack scared saying "Tallywackers"
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>>7243360
lul meems
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>>7243475
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>>7243471
>ponymothhugs
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>>7243475
right now
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>>7243475
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>>7243431
I have a thing for eyes. And that hit me in the right way.
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>>7243490
Has an artist drawn mane 6 as moths yet?
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>>7243475
Spiders
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>>7243491
Fiesta!
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>>7243408
Flitter
Sleepy
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>>7243497
I like it when artist take the time to make the eyes very aesthetically pleasing when it comes to drawing ponies.
They're so large it just makes sense.
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>>7243507
>>7243475
>>7243495
I love that spider.
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>>7243408
Cloudchaser
post-coital satisfaction
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>>7243408
crying lightning dust pls
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>>7243420
they're cute and just want to be on you because you're warm

i have a natural respect for any bug with the balls to land on me and just chill there for an extended period on something with a thousandfold its mass and an ornery disposition
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>>7243072
that's a nice background
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>>7243408
Cosmo
nervous because he got too many requests
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>moths
>not kawaii crocodilian babies
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>>7243408
Applejack

Melancholy
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>>7243535
Hnnnnnng
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>>7243458
Wait, did Zer0 fear moths?
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>>7243408
Leo
Tired
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>>7243408
Pinkie Pie
getting cummed inside of
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>>7243539
not really, they just bugged him.
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>>7243408
Draw Peanus annoyed at failing to do an American accent
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>>7243408
>>7243408
>Please name a pony and any accompanying expression you can possibly think of.

Temba, his arms wide
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>>7243550
Huh, guess I didn't play enough of him to hear about that.
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>>7243550
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>>7243560
Dash, her belly scratched
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far ovver the misty mountains cold
to dungeons deep and cavverns old
wwe must awway ere break of day
to seek the pale enchanted gold
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>>7243560
Darmak, his eyes open
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>>7243408
Chrysalis
Unsure/Nervous
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>>7243431

>>7243497
Me too anon.
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>>7243570
No need to get all abdomen agitated, I'm sure the pun was unintentional.
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>>7243408
Luna
being double-vag'd
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>>7243568
I was funny listening to him make a small rant about them.

Then he got shot by some sniper. Then Twh told us we should always be wary of snipers.

Ah the memories of the Daisy Wagon.
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>>7243408
Marker pone
Bedroom eyes
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>>7243573
Go home Eri. You're drunk.
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>>7243594
You know Smith, he's always eager to bring in the Special Weapons and Tactics teams for the slightest infractions.
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What do you think a wet cartoon pony coat feels like
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>>7243594
Smith is always bum befuddled.
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>>7243631
bags of salty coins
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>>7243631
bags of sandpaper
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HEY MLPG

WATCHA DOIN'?
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>>7243631
bags of milk
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>>7243631
Like a dry one, because it costs too much money to animate the mane AND coat.
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>>7243648
my dick!
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>>7243648
browsing MLPG pinkie, you know this.
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>>7243648
Eating bratwurst
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>>7243631
Probably like a bag of really small rocks.
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>>7243648
Counting triangles
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>>7243630
Yeah, he's pretty good at swating any pests when they pop up.
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>>7243660
>bratwurst
breakfast
I'm eating breakfast
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>>7243648
Drinking a cup of tea.

It's early in the morning.
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>>7243648
thingken of pnikie
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>>7243674
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>>7243674
>not eating bratwurst for breakfast
>2013
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>>7243669
Buzz off.
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>>7243648
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>>7243691
>Eating Bratwurst when you could be having Resses
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>>7243648
Shitposting on /v/ and /mlp/ also browsing /ck/ and watching a nature documentary
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>>7243694
That won't fly with me.
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>>7243591
is this what autism looks like?
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>>7243694
I wasn't making a bug pun anon, but good effort.
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>>7243648
Looking at pretty eyes. Now go away cause your eyes aren't pretty.
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>>7243705
>and watching a nature documentary

Take notes. You ain't gonna remember shit a year from now.
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>>7243704
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>>7243591
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>Go to Equestria
>Tell all the ponies that on earth they are kept for pets
>All the ponies want to try it

wat do
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>>7243721
But your unintentional pun just gave me a bee in my bonnet. Sorry.
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>>7243705
/v/ got boring to shitpost on
there's so much shit over there the only way to distinguish your posts from the rest is by the shade of brown
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>>7243691
>Can't eat milk or gluten
>no sausages in the kingdom of norway don't come sprayed full of milk and/or wheat

>tfw
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>>7243743
Oh, there is a pun in there that is very intentional. It just wasn't a bug one.
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>>7243740

>Pathetic male fantasy wish fufilment
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>>7243743
Honey, you need to calm down.
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>>7243746

>implying shit ever tasted good
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>>7243740
>Twilight uncolored
I read that as Twilight Unwashed.
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>>7243738

>>7243715
haha no anon you silly
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>>7243758
How can I calm down when I haven't pooh'd for days?
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>>7243757
Look, you didn't ask for this but they're lining up at your door here

Ponyville is kind of boring so this is pretty interesting for them
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>>7243738
The eyes are too large. Even for cartoon pastel ponies.
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>>7243768

Why is it still so hot

I can probably cite it from heart by now, but it still pops a boner
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>>7243777
Why are Twilight and Trixie in such lesbians?
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>>7243758
Once upollen time I would have, but now...
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>>7243727
>Take notes. You ain't gonna remember shit a year from now.
not him, but doesn't matter
nature documentaries or documentaries make for good topics of conversation
you don't have to remember the details, just enough fun facts to make it look as if you were knowledgeable and fun to be around
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>>7243793
I don't have a fart fetish but fucking unf
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>>7243804

>being a phony

I hate you
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>>7243777

>>7243792
eye disagree.
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>>7243811

Me neither, man. That's the thing.
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>>7243804
watching a lot of documentaries / reading books are how people become knowledgeable and fun to be around.
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>>7243804
>being pseudo-intellectual
I hate people like you.
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>>7243824
WE NEED TO GO BIGGER
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>>7243842
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>>7243816
why?
I thought wanting to be a pony is what this place is about?
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>>7243072
the fuck is going on with fluttershys chest
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>>7243816
Its reenforcing what I am currently reading in a book so I'm mostly using it for background noise.
Also visuals
I love my Kindle, but I miss color inserts
>>
okay mlpg
someone give me a draw request
I probably won't start it tonight but maybe having a request in mind will motivate me tomorrow night
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>>7243824
Dunno what it is but I've always loved Dreatos eyes and general style...
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>>7243252
THAT

IS

NOT

HOW

HORSES

WALK
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>>7243831
Why? Too beta to speak up when I get something wrong?
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>get knocked out by Rarity and saved by RD
>they tried to save Ponyville from Spike but failed horribly
>they just show off
>they race sometimes
>Soarin' can dance
>Spitfire is all bark and no bite

Tell me again what have they done right? Blunderbolts more like it. RD is better off making her own team.
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>>7243861
>chest
That's her fat little belly, anon.
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>>7243870
I've requested Applebloom leading around Scootaloo who is wearing a bridle and saddle while Sweetie laughs a few times with no success.
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>>7243870
Jedi Knight Twily with Zecora as Kreia
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>>7243740
I am very okay with this.
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>>7243889
It is when they're made of marshmellow

And, like, on a slope...
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>>7243831
Not him but it makes working retail fucking easy.

>Spout off a bunch of stuff about something.
>The customer is impressed and the sale is done.
>A newhire asks me how I know so much stuff about apparently everything in the store.
>"Oh, I just make it up as I go."
>'So, you lie?'
>"Not exactly, most of what I tell them is true enough. I have yet to have a complaint."
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>>7243870
Aquarius ponyscope pouring water over herself with her legs spread wide
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>>7243870
Leo and Taurus pony on a double date with the Gemini twins
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>>7243889
But it's how they trot, except the body should be a little bouncier with the movement.
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>>7243434
What an appropriate post number.

And I think the Wonderbolts were originally intended to be the most elite aerial acrobats in Equestria who gradually became the resident 'Worf effect' victims who stick around specifically to make RD look good.
I say it's time to take it back to the roots.
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>>7243824

bigger
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>>7243892
No, but pseudo-intellectuals usually have such conviction that no amount of correction will convince them otherwise.
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>>7243923
>>7243924
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PREQUEL UPDATED
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>>7243936
w
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>>7243796
Because they're cute as fuck together.
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>>7243981
those are some very glossy ponies
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>>7243969
What, again?

No it didn't

You're slow.
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>>7243831
That's not pseudointellectualism.

He's just somebody who likes to have interesting things to talk about for socializing.
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>>7243954
oh so you were projecting something onto me

because I love it when I talk about something and someone with more indepth knowledge shows up. It makes for interesting conversations usually.
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>>7243996

You can't blame me for not checking all the time when it updates near-monthly
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>>7243992
They need you to give them the good old sweat stick, Anon.

It's very hot in that room and ponies have no AC
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>>7243992
Trixie gets jizz on her coat regularly, it gives her a nice shine.
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>>7244021
well im up for the challenge.
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>>7243954
My dad thought dinosaurs don't exist since someone told him fossils don't support evolution
He thought they had only found small fragments and built from there
I told him about Sue and other nearly complete fossils.
I don't even want to get into a full Science conversation with him
Shit would take weeks
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>>7243981
>twilight
jesus christ how horrifying
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>>7243648
Playing some GW2

Thinkin about watching Galaxy Quest
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>>7244039

Give him a bunch of science docs. Good stuff from PBS or something.
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>>7243824


>>7243881
Me too

Hey it's like Calvin and Hobbes!
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>>7244039
Sounds like hes just a creationist.
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>>7244039
and I thought creationist were the retards...
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>>7244063
Why would you go out of your way to watch Galaxy Quest?
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DO YOU LIKE PONIES?
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>>7244018
>Not being subscribed to the twitter and RSS feeds
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>>7244081
I actually like it
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>>7244039
Also I have no idea why that picture is so blown up
>>7244064
>Implying he would watch them since
>>7244074
>>7244071
Guy probably believes in Noah's Ark
I don't even want to ask
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>>7244090
well you like gw2 too
so there's that
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>>7243648
THE SAME THING I WAS SIX HOURS AGO. DRINKING BEER, AND PLAYING TROPICO.
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>>7244090
One of my first sexual thoughts when I was younger was about those tiny blue men they discover turning me into one of their own.
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>>7244085
No ponies are horrible.
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>>7244085
Yeah, they're pretty neat
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>>7244085
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>>7244124
>drinking beer for 6 hours
impressive
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>>7244128
THAT ONE CERTAINLY IS
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>>7244085
Certain ones
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>>7244117
I love it when creationists etc tell you the bible/religious text is metaphorical and not tobe taken literally, because then you could say god is a metaphor as well. Which makes them go crazy because god is real.
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>>7244130
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>>7244117
>Also I have no idea why that picture is so blown up
You must be new here.
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>>7244128
>about to save
>notice the lips

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>7244128
that thing is worse!
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>>7244085
Whats not to like? Their butt is natural nice.
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>>7244085
Yes
A lot
That's why I kidnap them

I allready have Twilight, Rarity, Sweetie, Scootaloo and Twist
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MLPG

If you shared your favorite meal with your favorite meal, what would (s)he say?
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>>7244085
Does it look like I like ponies?
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>>7244141
.Impressive?
Or the star of COPS?
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>>7244170
>favorite meal with your favorite meal
favorite meal with your favorite pony

my god
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>>7244161
SHIT I THOUGHT THAT WAS AN OPEN MOUTH NOW I NEED TO FIND IT IN MY CELESTIA FOLDER SO I CAN DELETE IT
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>>7244170
Stack overflow.
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>>7244170
I don't think my favorite meal can talk. Or is a cannibal
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>>7244170
Nothing, because it is in my belly.
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>>7244170
>If you shared your favorite meal with your favorite meal, what would (s)he say?
WHY ARE YOU TRYING TO FEED ME MY BRETHREN OH GOD YOU MONSTER
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>>7244124
PRESIDENTE, I BELIEVE YOUR PEOPLE WANT TO HOLD AN ELECTION NEXT YEAR
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>>7244183
>Not forcing your favorite meal to eat your favorite meal, then eating the double favorite meal
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>>7244172
I heard you love the orange one.
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>>7244158
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>>7244170
>Delmonico cut stake, Rare, with burnt broccoli and loaded mashed tato

Not sure what she'd think of the meat but if I were cooking the other 2 items she'd be in pony heaven
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>>7244123
I mostly play it for a friend and the MLPG guild.

I like a wide spectrum of games
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>>7244189
>not inthtalling gentoo
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>>7244158
No, I make my own pone reaction images
Heres the normal one
>>7244149
Preaching to the choir sister/ brother
I went to a christian school
I kinda resent them for lying to me so much about a thing as fascinating and awe inspiring as evolution
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>>7244197
>>7244196
>>7244195
>>7244189
goto >>7244183;
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>>7244165
why is she so grossly incandescent
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>God I'm tired time for bed
>Right as I close my eyes
>EVERY FUCKING THOUGHT RUSHES TO MY HEAD
Welp I'll be up for 3 more hours
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>>7244170
pass me another mcrib
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>>7244228
you know I don't care if the artist uses cloning tech on female bodies. I like the bodies and boobies,
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>>7244239
>Not staying awake for 40 hours and then falling asleep instantly, sleeping for 16 hours
Do you even?
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>>7244215
post full
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>>7244217
>awe inspiring
Is it bad that I've never really felt this too much with science?

Always more of a "well, yeah, that makes sense"
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>Dear maids at the Sheraton Grand Hotel in Sacramento,
>We are so, so sorry.
>Love,
>The Homestuck Community
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How good is bacon hair?
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>>7244205
>love

Don't get weird on me, anon.
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>>7244239
>not letting your thoughts guide you to sleep so you can dream about them
I bet you don't even say hello to the shadow people in your sleep paralysis.
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>>7244170
>"...You mean that was a cow?"
>"I...I ate another creature?!"
>"Can ponies even digest f-flesh?"
>"I need to read up on thi- you are sure that was cow flesh?"
>"I just hope Spike doesn't smell it on my breath..."
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>>7244252
UUUUUUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNNNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF I'm sorry but yes. YES. My body is ready.
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>>7244265
>not loving Treekicker

I thought I knew you Tex...
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>>7244210
>MLPG guild
that would almost tempt me to start it up again
but the scam they pulled still stings too much
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>>7244265
You're so in love with the orange one, it's not even subtextual.
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>>7244265
love
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>Well shoot, of course you can rub my cutie mark for good luck
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>>7244215
I need the rest of that picture.
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>>7244282
What?
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>>7244287
>>7244288
DOUBLE UP

UNF UNF
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>>7244287
>>7244288
dang it bobbeh
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>>7244287
>>7244288
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>7244288
>>7244287
dag nabbit
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>>7244287
>>7244288
Uhm
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>>7244248
me too
the one body he draws looks damn fine
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>>7244288
APPLES DO NOT BRING GOOD LOOK YOU DUMB PONY
FUCK YOU
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>>7244282
scam who pulled, Anet?
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>>7244287
>>7244288

4CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
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>>7244287
>>7244288
ORANGE YOU GLAD I DIDN'T SAY APPLE?
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>>7244259
I just find it fascinating how each little change and stimulus resulted in exactly what we see today
It could have happened so many different ways.
It just amazes me how adaptable life is.
Its like a giant never ending party
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>>7244207
>rare stake

sounds awful
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>>7244287
>>7244288
You guys have to quit that.
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>>7244282
>Major League Pro Gamers.
>Scammers.
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>>7244323
Luck
They do not bring good luck
Well they also don't make you any less ugly but still
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>>7244345
this is now an apple thread. everyone go home.
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>>7244215
im gonna need the full
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>>7244350
Are you just making a pun or do you really not like to eat a top quality steak rare?
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>>7244345
M-maybe Applejack is orange so it could be a subtle nod to that Annoying Orange joke?

No. NO.
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>>7244259
science only becomes awe inspiring when you break it down to the mathematical layer

like how the riehmann hypothesis ended up describing the average distribution of energy of electrons in a certain kind of nucleus (hydrogen maybe?)

that shit popped me a boner when I saw a documentary on it
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>>7244354
Naw. You are a cute pony and don't let other say otherwise.
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>>7244400
Math is boring.
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>>7244276
Not sure what you're sorry about. GR can draw some gorgeous ladies of any bust size.
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>>7244362
RIP in peace best Apple
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>>7244356
>Major league gaming scams
>LoL tournament held near my university
>mfw all the Korean kids shelled out $40 each to go watch people play vidya
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>>7244410
heh cute
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>>7244350
>Guy wants to thank me for helping him study for tests
>Tells me he is cooking me Steak and Asparagus
>Pick a fairly nice fillet for him
>He cooks it well done
>MFW I have to eat most of it to be polite
At least the asparagus was good I cooked it
>>
>>7244382
if you will take a look at the original post, all of you questions will be answered.
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>>7244356
I was obviously talking about how arenanet scammed the guild wars community
>>
PQ is gonna take ipecac and stram it. Just thought you might like to know.
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>>7244424
Why does Apple have to betray us so?
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>>7244436
you are such a dick.
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>>7244413
Do you want me to anally violate you, anon?
Do you?
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>>7244439
You know my brain just substiuted pony in for one of those "meal"s and I didn't realize it til just now.
Geez
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>>7244445
Pickle juice and honey mustard?
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>>7244412
>You're a cute pony. Don't let them take it from you
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>>7244448
It's his jobs
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>>7244457
But I ate 3/4ths of it and was nice
Why am I a dick?
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>>7244464
Take what? Her apples?
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>>7244442
Thought so, I dont play MMOs for the game anymore really. THe occasional dungeon runs with MLPG are fun though.
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>>7244464
What would you do if your favorite pony came to you for help because she thought cuteness was something tangible and she was afraid she had lost it?
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>>7244400
Nigga you're all over the place. The Riemann hypothesis is a conjecture about the location of the nontrivial zeros of the Riemann zeta function which states that all non-trivial zeros (as defined below) have real part 1/2.
The description of energy states of an electron are given by solutions to the Schroedinger wave equation.
The energy distribution for a sample of atoms is given by the Maxwell-Boltzman distribution.
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>>7244470
is there any proper r34 of this babe?
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>>7244436
You want some delicious meat, Anon?
Try buffalo.
It's like, double beef.
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>>7244436
>"How would you like your steak"
>"Medium rare thanks"
>Comes back well done

>Look at theirs
>It's a chunk of charcoal
People need to stop that
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>>7244436
>guy wants to thank you by making steak
>you have to buy the steak
wat?
so that's like 80% of the work in making steak done by you?
cooking steak is the easiest shit in the world and you can fry it any way you like it
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>>7244436
Well done is good, though.
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>>7244445
>>7244462
NEVERMIND, HE MEANT IN BINDING OF ISSAC.

I wanted to watch PQ barf.
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>>7244495
well you could have given him some tip on how to cook steak. Or offered to cook it. You are a cock munching dick.
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>>7244511
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>>7244512
Why would you want a minty pony to throw up?
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>>7244495
>ask for well done steak
>comes back well done on the outside
>forget to slice it to check because 2hungry
>bite into it
>metallic taste
>look at steak
>blood seeping out
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i want to be addicted to a mmo again but everything i try is shit
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>>7244493
Buffalo tenderloin is great
Also I have used ground buffalo before
Good stuff
>>7244501
No, he bought it, I picked it out
You can go to stores with friends, anon
>>7244511
God have mercy on you
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>>7244501
That's America. There are no "free" things.
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>>7244495
>Steak house in town.
>Serves a tri tip roast on a sizzling plate.
>Nearly a pound of meat on a bed of onions.
>With a side of juice dipping bread.
>A month later.
>After discovering this heaven.
>It burns down.
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>>7244493
Oh god buffalo is amazing, and it's healthier. That's like, double bonus.
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>>7244530
It was never about the game, it was about the new experience that you can't get back because you know what you want now instead of being entertained by the new possibilities of a game dynamic you didn't fully understand yet.
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>>7244530
its shit
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>>7244530

MMOs have mediocre gameplay.
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>>7244516
>"OH ANON, LET ME COOK FOR YOU"
>"I INSIST!"
You'll tell me I'm a dick if I invade her kitchen and cook it for her
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>>7244487
see >>7243804
I never remember the details

but what I do remember is how some hypothetical shit about prime numbers ended up describing natural phenomena on an atomic scale

fucking awe inspiring
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>>7244547
stop
please
i'm getting so hungry
>>
My little rare steak general
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>>7244475
>>7244436
>being polite to someone when they fuck up, but they will never know they messed up

you are the worst
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>>7244547
Sounds like that place was hot
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>>7244530
Play Planetside 2
It's an MMO except it isn't
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>>7244572
no kidding.
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>>7244561
>her
>descartes.jpg
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>>7244570
>Ordering at a shit-medium restaurant
Medium-Medium Rare
>Cooking at home
Medium Rare
Nice Restaurant
>Rare
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>>7244572
I'm sorry I don't live up to your standards, Mrs. Rand...
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>>7244537
Rarity sure is cute...
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>>7244530

The only reason I continue to play WoW is because sometimes the raids are cool as fuck and totally worth the 15bux. The gameplay is just meh.
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>>7244537
>You can go to stores with friends, anon
I wouldn't know

Why do you have to be so cruel ;_;
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>>7244561
>cook for a woman
OPPRESSION
>let a woman cook for you
OPPRESSION
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I think Raindrops would be a fun pony to date because she would like to go play in the rain with me
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>>7244553
oh god your right

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
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>>7244537
God has had quite a lot of mercy on me to allow me the pleasure of well done steak.
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>>7244573
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>>7244573
Fuck you, it was literally the second steak house I know of that serves tri tip roast. The waitress looked at me like I was insane when I ordered it medium rare. I want this fucking thing mooing when I stab it.
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>>7244552
>>7244537
>>7244493
>buffalo
pleb tier
come back when you're eating whale steak
shit's delicious yo
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>>7244611
I sure do love getting a cold
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>>7244485
Don't be silly. All ponies lose their cuteness when they are granny and grandpas. Except for Celestia. She is always pretty forever.
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>>7244625
Do you think the old ponies have a subtle disdain for the never-dying princess?
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>>7244530
CoD is a fun MMO.
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>not cooking your own steaks, roasts, chops, etc. at home better than any cook in any restaurant

poor, unskilled plebs
>>
Stop making me hungry
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>>7244625
>the canon ugliest princess
>pretty
>ever
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>>7244556
>MMOs have mediocre gameplay.
I disagree
pvp in GW2 was the most fun gameplay I ever experienced

but then again I'm too slow for fps, rts or fighting games
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>>7244612
It's not so bad, just focus on who you play with instead of what you're playing and it's still plenty of fun.
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>>7244641
>cooking
>ever
Poorfag detected.
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>>7244643
>Ugliest princess
Is that an infinity -1 thing?
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>>7244594
Yes, yes she is.
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>>7244592
are you me?
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>>7244654
McDonalds al lday every day, AMIRITE?
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>>7244625
that pristine butt will be everlasting
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>>7244641
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>>7244654
>not cooking
>regardless of money
Nigga cooking my own food is a therapeutic experience. Eating the fruits of my labor is a rewarding experience.
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>>7244606
>Cook for girls family
>And her boyfriend.
>Help clean the dishes.
>Mom thinks I am some sort of mutant for helping cook and clean.
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>>7244622
You know how those PETA bastards are, you touch a whale they burn your house down. But that sounds interesting.
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>>7244642
My favorite meal to cook is shrimp scampi
Tossing some angel hair in a pot is easy enough

Pan fry some shrimp in oil salt garlic and pepper
take shrimp out, add some white wine, reduce it

throw it in with the pasta and add some parsley
delicious
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>>7244645

>but then again I'm too slow for fps, rts or fighting games

Exactly. It's the kind of game you go to when you're too shit at other games.
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>>7244576
Planetside 2 is fun.
>tfw no outfit
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>>7244606
>In the city on business
>About to enter building when a woman walks up behind me
>A grin spreads across my face as I step back and hold on the door open for her
>She looks to the doorway and then to me
>I see her tremble as tears begin to form in her eyes
>"Ladies first"
>She is visibly shaken, tears running down her face, as she walks through the doorway
>The power I feel as I oppress a female courses through my veins
>My penis thrashes inside my trousers
>Nearby men all start applauding and grabbing their crotches in a sexual manner while biting their lips and drooling at the sight of the oppressed woman
>As she walks by I whisper "it was a privilege"
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>>7244666
It's just the logical thing to do according to how it will taste/ quality of the cut.
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>>7244674
>clean without being asked to
>"Are you ok?"
FFFFFFFFFFF
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>>7244674
>cook
>clean
>wash laundry
>parents relax because they know you can at least take care of yourself after they die.
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>>7244622
Native please.
You think mixing berries with lard is delicious...
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>>7244641
>tfw all I can make is toast
>I always burn it
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>>7244668
>McDonalds
>americans actually eat that shit
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>>7244711
Sweetie pls
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>>7244694
I saw that thread yesterday.
It was fucking hilarious.
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>>7244711
>tfw can't butter bread without the bread regressing to its dough form
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>>7244694
Mind if I steal this to piss off tumbrlfags and feminazis?
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>>7244728

What board? Was it archived anywhere? I wanna see this.
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>>7244719
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>>7244735
/pol/ is already way ahead of you. /b/ discovered it and is joining the crusade. /v/ will soon be in on it too, no doubt.
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>>7244681
well at least mmos require more skill than mobas
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>>7244728
WHERE
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>>7244735
He stole it from /pol/
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>>7244741
It was on /pol/.
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>tfw not inspired to make anything with current ingredients

I bet Applejack never has this problem.
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>>7244743
Sweaty balls pls go
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>>7244735
Fucking do it.
Send us the results.
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>>7244729
PUT THE BUTTER ON THE COUNTER AND LET IT SOFTEN
IF I SEE ANOTHER SON OF A BITCH TRY TO PUT BUTTER DIRECTLY FROM THE FRIDGE ON BREAD AGAIN, IM GONNA CUT SOMEONE
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>>7244758
Oh goddamnit, none of the archives cover /pol/.
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>>7244743
Okay, you can climb the mountain again...
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>>7244761
I moved back in with my parents since the graduate school I'm going to is next door. He loves to cook and always keeps a fully stocked kitchen, it's so fucking wonderful.
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>tfw I eat chicken ramen every single day for lunch
At least it tastes okay.
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>>7244766
Nigga I can pour the butter on it's so fucking soft.
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>>7244769
There was another thread on /b/
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>>7244710
Akutaq is usually made with seal/whale/caribou tallow. Stuff would actually be a godsend in the -30 weather. Of course now you have poor-assed or otherwise uninformed natives in the interior that make it with fucking Crisco...
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>cooking
Can it be SIlver Spoon time?
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>>7244766
Sweetie, please. You melt your toast somehow. You shouldn't even be talking about anything food related. You might hurt yourself.
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>>7244777
>You'll never be the mountain
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>>7244766
>He thinks he has to refrigerate butter.
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>>7244766
>Live in Australia
>Butter is either a brick or it's already separated into Ghee

FUCK YOU JUST LEAVE IT ON THE BENCH
IT'S STILL FUCKED THERE TOO
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>>7244766
bitches don't know about my kerrygold
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>>7244766
>tfw my mother always used to put Nutella in the fridge
>It was always harder than my dick when I watch MLP
God damnit I'm glad I live alone now
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>>7244766

>People that don't have butter dishes
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>>7244795
Not that Americans dont try
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>>7244766
For that fucking matter, DON'T PUT FUCKING PEANUT BUTTER IN THE FUCKING FRIDGE. ANYONE WHO DOES THAT IS A COUNTER-PRODUCTIVE PLEBEIAN PIECE OF SHIT.
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my diet most days

>breakfast: bowl of cereal
>lunch: hot pocket or two
>dinner: pastaroni or cambells chunky soup

Never changes still healthy and fit
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>>7244795
why is reality so cruel
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>>7244766
I just take a whole stick out of the fridge and throw it on the bread, no spreading.
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>>7244804
My parents refrigerate the tomato sauce. Luckily I keep a stash in my bedroom.
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derpy is a very ugly pony
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>>7244777
That fucking quest.

Deliberate double meaning.
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>put butter in fridge
>it's too hard to spread on bread
>leave butter out on the counter
>it's like leaving it in the fridge in the winter
>it's a pool of butter liquid in the summer
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>>7244798
>>7244805
I live in hot humid Florida
Leaving butter out gets it pretty nasty fairly fast
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>>7244827
what's wrong with refrigerating tomato sauce?
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>>7244769
The /b/ thread was better anyway because it had the one that I wrote.
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>>7244827
Everything.
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>>7244817
>Froot Loops
>Ramen+PB & Honey sandwich (maybe a beer)
>Whatever the rest of the family eats
I may be 21, but after seeing what my brother goes through living on his own, I'll take the ridicule until I'm done with trade school.
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>>7244840

I live in Florida too

I have a butter dish, my butter's fine

What's your excuse?
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>>7244838
Sucks to suck I guess.
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>>7244851
FUCK OFF
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>>7244855
Not having a butter dish?
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>Not keeping your Vegemite in the fridge
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>>7244817
Mine:
>breakfast: cereal
>lunch: cereal
>dinner: cereal or something with meat meat cereal
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>>7244848
Can a nigga get an archive link?
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>>7244855
>>7244840

FUCK THIS SHITTY STATE IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT
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>>7244838
get kerrygold

even when refrigerated it stays at a consistency where you can easily spread it without fucking up the bread
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>>7244817
>Breakfast: Two slices of bread
>Dinner: Whatever I feel like making
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>>7244855
Tell me your secrets, butter master
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>>7244817
i haven't had a hotpocket in so long. the best were the barbeque and meatball.
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>>7244833
quiet you
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>>7244817

>chicken
>so much chicken
>egg whites
>rice
>milk
>chicken
>beans
>oatmeal
>fish(tilapia or tuna, everything else is gross)
>chicken
>greek yogurt
>chicken
>sometimes delicious red meat on weekends
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>>7244840
Try putting the fucking cover on, retard.

It's oxygen that causes butter to go rancid, not the heat.
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>>7244873
Come to alaska. It's about -15 degrees F outside right now at my house, and that's on the warm side for January. Oh, and, grizzly bears run a lot faster than alligators. Just saying.
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>>7244882

Ceramic butter dishes are designed to keep that shit in its butter shape. I don't understand how yours doesn't work.

Do you leave it on your roof or something?
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How do I get really good at drawing really fast?
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>>7244892
Chicken is the best meat by far.
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>>7244903

That sounds like a heaven. I least I can do something about the fucking cold.
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>>7244873
>IT'S TOO FUCKING HOT
Jesus, tell me about it. It gets to, what, 50F, and people are putting on jackets and wondering how I don't think it's cold.
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>>7244817
>breakfast: sandwiches
>lunch: sandwiches
>dinner: sandwiches
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>>7244871
Why, yes.

chanarchive org/4chan/b/66159/go-on-a-date-with-girl
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>>7244817
>breakfast
fresh rolls from the best bakery ever across the street with jam and a cup of chocolate milk
cheese omelette with 2 eggs and a dash of milk
>lunch
I usually go out for lunch so whatever I feel like
>dinner
bowl of cereal with milk
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>>7244887
Hot damn, that looks like one baller fucking idea. Need to get the hot-pocket crispy though.

little sick of the things though. For about eight months, my lunch was, without deviation, pepperoni pizza hot pocket, peanut butter sandwich, carrots, can of dr pepper. Glad I don't work that fuckstain job anymore.
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>>7244912
I fucking love chicken breast.
I don't like the wings though.
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>>7244868
FUCK YOU
WHO THE FUCK PUTS VEGEMITE IN THE FRIDGE

HOW'S IT GOING TO GO OFF?
IT'S JUST FUCKING SALT
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>>7244914
>not staying in 70f weather 24/7
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>>7244688
>tfw kicked from outfit in a shitty server
>no other outfits worth a shit
>destined to roam around alone while slapping everyone's shit

Can't wait for server transfers, though SOE should merge the servers already. The game is bleeding out players faster than T:A.
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>>7244922
nigga is appreciative of your efforts.
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>>7244903

I've lived here for 17 years and have never seen a wild alligator besides a baby one in a pool once.

I've seen bobcats, deer, a panther once, hogs, turkey, otters all over(:3), and even a bunch of peacocks, but never an alligator.
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How about them ponies
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>>7244912
>chicken
>not bacon
>or prawns, if you count them as meat
>I don't
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>tfw renne quest
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>>7244817
>Breakfast: Coffee. Something out of the fridge, usually leftovers from last night. Rarely is it anything not home made.
>Lunch, same deal, sans coffee.
>Dinner, if it's not a work day and I have time, something scratch made, sometimes trying a different thing.
I remember buying ox tail because I wanted to make a hot pot once.
Do you know how expensive a cows tail is in the stores?!
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>>7244925
>breast is best
My nigga.
I also dislike thigh. It's too rubbery even when cooked perfectly.
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>>7244946
Are you just now reading it?
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>>7244906
magic
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>>7244934
Lets talk about how Orange is both best main 6 and best Cute Mark Conquistador
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>>7244906
Talent.
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>>7244934
that one has some wide childbearing hips
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>>7244948
I wish I had gotten into /ck/ much earlier. It's such a great board.
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>>7244924
>That diet
Nigga.
Drop the hot pocket, put something healthy in the sandwich and just drink water.
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>>7244925
>not liking the best part of the chicken
you gay son?

also fuck I missed the chicken van

every wednesday there's a van selling grilled chicken
best grilled chicken I ever ate
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>>7244930
>tfw Briggs
>tfw it'll just die instead of a merge
;_;
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>>7244946

If you aren't very far, then don't read this.

>that feel when Chronicle wrote that he was going to hurt Saffron
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>>7244946
Which chapter are you on?
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>>7244968
Talent
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>>7244932
dude
you're doing it wrong
I have an aunt living in florida and visited her three times and two times I saw an alligator
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It feels weird that MLPG is currently /ck/
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>>7244975
I have to say that as infrequent as I go there it's pretty great.
I posted a thread asking about deviled eggs once and got a nice bit of responses with recipes.
After I posted how they came out, there was some encouraging mixed criticism and one guy even decided to make some based on the same recipe and he posted his too.
It made me feel warm and fuzzy.
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I've been out for almost a week.

What have I missed?
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>>7244980

>tfw blizzard refuses to merge servers

Fuck them. Fuck dead servers.
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>>7244975
I don't even go to /ck/ I just have a dad that wants to have a son who cooks like he does.
Considering my brothers talent in life is apparently being bankrupt.
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>>7244952
>>7244991
i just finished it today
>>7244986
THAT FUCKER MAKES ME SO MAD GOD DAMMIT
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>>7245009
Food
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>>7244976
I haven't eaten that lunch in three weeks, bah gawd. Now it's down to ramen and a few gulps of soda after.
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>>7244976
>Not drinking milk
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>>7245026
>Soda
>Ever
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>>7245003
iknorite

I couldn't be /ck/ if I tried.

The closest I've ever come to cooking something is >fry meat >add sauce >serve over rice

And I usually fuck it up.
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>>7245017
Is there a decent flash archive of rennequest up yet?
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>>7245017

You should draw a cute Renne Mew.
>>
If we truly want to be /ck/...
WHAT DO YOU ORDER AT TACO BELL?
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>>7245017

>mewball

Hot damn

When will there be some primo Saffron art?
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>>7245044
>>7245017
Holy shit second
>>
Could someone post a picture of that pony who was eating all the time in Apple Family Reunion?
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>>7245045
tacos
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>>7245003
It's one of the tamest modes we could be in.

We could be /pol/
It's scary, don't make us be scary, Anon...
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>>7245045
My country doesn't have Taco Bell.
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>>7245007
/ck/ is a bro board
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>>7243086
1. You're assuming all older MLP fans are men. They aren't. Women participate in the brony fandom too.

2. No, we're not trying to make the show "about us." I'm personally heavily opposed to the people who make the show letting the brony fandom affect the development of the show; they should take their own creative direction with the show, and do as they see fit, not us.

3. The only point here of genuine concern is the idea of girls going to cons and stuff and being uncomfortable with all the unwashed sweaty males. (This is not a stereotype; if you've ever been to comic-con and such you'll know it's true) But come on, if you're going to comic-con, what do you expect?

Yeah, there are some bronies who are worse offenders than others as far as trying to get Hasbro to change the show to be more brony-oriented. Hopefully, that won't happen, but if it does, just know it was only a few of us that did it.
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>>7245056
cactus
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>>7245041
Last time I asked LK, he said that the guy was working on log 9.

>>7245045
>going to taco bell
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>>7245067
pistols
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>>7245063
Why are you replying to pasta?
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>>7245045

There is no taco bell in my country. I make my own fucking tacos.

How lazy do you have to be? They're easy to make.
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>>7245027
>Milk
Nigga unless you're bulking, that shit will kill your gainz.
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>>7245045
A bucket of KFC
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>>7245070
tequila
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>>7245045

Ever since they got rid of that burrito with the spicy fritos, nothing.

I hate what they did to me. They ripped my heart out.
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>>7245086
Sombreros
>>
What does ML/ck/G think of Indian Food?
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>>7244948
>Do you know how expensive a cows tail is in the stores?!
should be cheap as fuck
at least it's in Germany because it's considered scrap meat since everybody forgot how to cook
but ox tail is fucking delicious man, especially for making soup
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>>7245099
I fucking love it
Hard to find a good place around here though
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>>7245099
Pretty easy to make, the main reason I keep a lot of curry and plain yogurt stocked.
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>>7245082
>I go to Taco Bell and order a bucket of chicken
>without milk!
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>>7245107
Well, in America they can apparently charge six bucks a lb for it.
But hell, I was committed, I wanted to use my scotch bonnet from my garden.
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>>7245115
>>7245122
Tikka Masala is god-tier
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>Not being bear mode
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>>7245045
I buy the pre-made Taco Bell tacos from the store.
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>>7245099
It's the best of all foods
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>>7245107
NOT IN AMERICA MUTHAFUCKA
6 dollars a pound easily
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>>7245134

gb2/fit/

I'm not dumping Samantha Wright for nothing, you know.
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>>7245041
last time i checked there were the first three logs, however, there are often things posted in the threads that are really interesting and relevant so i think you should definitely read the threads.
>>7245051
>>7245044
>>7245053
they are the cutiest babbies but im afraid ill make them look bad but ill do my best
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>>7245134
Being that big is unnecessary.
>>
How am I supposed to take on 7 taurus demons at once?
>>
thanks for coming to the stream guys!
>>
Remember that "Geek Love" thing about the brony dressed as Dipper going to a speed dating thing at comic con and getting friend zoned?
There's a part 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zqRpXkSz4AQ
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>>7245113
>those legs
uuuuunf
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>>7245152
Woot

Don't forget the scarves, I mean if you want to
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>>7245134
>bear mode
>without body hair

What's the damn point?
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>>7245159
Run past them, grab the ember and die
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>>7243086
>It’s one thing to be a fan of a show, it’s another to try to re-purpose the thing to please you instead of the people it was originally made for.
And you know why women have a problem with that? Because they can't do it. They can't take something and repurpose it for their enjoyment. Female nature is by it's very essence more passive than male. It's not so much about taking action and taking the lead on this, but more about following.

One of the reason most inventor's in history have been male.
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>>7245159
With poison arrows and from a very long way away.
Or one at a time.
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>>7245159
Use a bow to draw them out
Run into their crotches until they die
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>>7245154

A lot of things you do are unnecessary
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>>7245161
We had a blast man.
Still think Spike should sweat a little.
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>>7245152
link to said threads?
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>>7245184
I know.
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Remember in Sleepless in Ponyville when Scootaloo told her fanfiction about the happy pony?
And then Dash told us about her fanfiction about the aspiring pegasus?
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>>7245163
>Part 2.
I don't know if I am ready for this much pasta...
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>>7245159
>How am I supposed to take on 7 taurus demons at once?
one by one nigga
or aggro them all at once and jump down a cliff, they'll follow and kill themselves
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>>7245174
NEVER
are there any official references of both of them?
>>7245190
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/28501521/GeneralArchive/RenneQuest/RenneArchive.html
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>>7245214
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>>7245200
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>>7245152
>but im afraid ill make them look bad
I fucking hate you, why do you pull shit shit?
>oh my art is so bad guys pls compliment me
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>>7245200
scootaloo you are the worst fanfiction author
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>>7245200
I wish I had an older sister...
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>run bath
>check water
>seems cool enough
>get in
>INSTANT 3RD DEGREE BURNS
Every time.
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>>7245226
Nathan's worse.
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>>7245186

don't worry, I'll add that, blush, and magic effects towards the end
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>>7245234
Even if it was Rainbow Dash?
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>>7245214
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>Renne Quest becomes more popular after it's over
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>>7245239
How is Nathan so amazingly ugly?
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>>7245214
Bookmarked for when I have time. Much thanks. Wonder if it'll ever go big like RubyQuest.
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>>7245241
Y-yes.
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>>7245225
It garners attention and butt pats
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>>7245235

>run bath
>check water
>seems nice and warm
>get in
>cold
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>>7245245
So will you when you're over
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>>7245200
Remember when Scootaloo told Rainbow Dash about her self-instert fanfiction about the lonely little filly that wanted an older sister figure?
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>>7245245
It was always incredibly popular to talk about.
If there ever seemed like a lack of interest in the quests themselves i would attribute it to how complicated it got and the fact that it ran til the wee hours of the night.
But I loved that about it.
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>>7245241
...is that the only option?
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>>7245250

>Nathan
>Ugly.
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>>7245250
Elder god magic.

He sacrificed any chance he could ever have of being attractive to anyone ever so that he could be the right hand of the almighty cthulu when the inevitable phasing begins.
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>>7245263
Remember that time Scootaloo totally beefed it?
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>>7245250
An extra X chromosome
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>>7245245
I didn't even know it was going on until the last few logs
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This connection error thing is getting really annoying
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>>7245277
>not sacrificing any chance he had so he could be a prereader for EQD
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>>7245266
Well I guess there's one other option
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>>7245291
Fluttershy is a Wonderbolt?
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>>7245258
>Take a shower
>Water is freezing
>Turn it 1°
>Hotter than the sun
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>>7245279
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>>7245225
sorry anon
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>>7245256
And people give it to him it's so aggravating.
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>>7245299
>Take a shower
>Its nice and warm
>Wake up
>I was dreaming
>Get into my shitty cold shower
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OH MIGHTY /fit/, TELL ME

How do I enjoy working out.
I can't for the fucking life of me stay interested for more than a half hour, if even that.
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>>7245305
Don't say sorry just stop doing it.
Your art is fine, I don't give a shit if you don't like it.
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>>7245316
Find physical activity you enjoy, silly
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>>7245291
would Fluttershy make a good older sister?
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>>7245316
Well in my private gym that overlooks the beach we have DVRs on our personal tvs so I just record some movies and shows and that's good enough.
If you don't have DVR's on your personal tvs I guess you could try cable.
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We need to produce in depth charts like this.
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>>7245316

Do fun lifts

Bench, OHP, squats, and deads should be your big 4

Also my workouts never last more than half an hour, don't know why they would unless you're talking to everyone between sets

also read the sticky on /fit/
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>>7245330
She'd probably go out of her way to make sure you were happy so yeah, I think she would.
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>>7245331
>Paying for gym membership
>Not having friends at the local university that let you in for free
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>>7245348
>paying for gym membership

Anon, the gym comes with the golf membership
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>>7245316
I just tape pictures of people I hate onto my punching bag

At the moment it's Alex Jones.

No one insults my British husbando!
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>>7245346
That's not the kind of older sister anyone needs.
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>>7244656
Ahahaha, no, anon, that just lunafags being buttmad as fuck because their princess is the brony princess
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>>7245355
Print out a picture of Ross, break your hands from punching.
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>>7245276

Nathan has no defined chin. It just merges with his neck.

That's alone is disgusting.
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>>7245331
I guess I could just find a movie on Dish or something.
That could work.

>>7245339
I'll try this as well. To the sticky.
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>>7245358
but its the kind of older sister i deserve
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=vKQ6h8-Tdpk#!

it sounds a little too much like him
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>>7245354
>playing golf
>Destroying the earth by supporting those giant water wasting shit fields
You need to check your privilege.
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>>7245323
>>7245305
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>>7245358
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>>7245373
But it's fun
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>>7245312
holy shit that's the saddest story I heard all day

have a consolidation pony
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>>7245330
>anons try to fuck her
Dammit anons, sisters are not for sexually.
I can already see your posts.
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>>7245366
Anon, he has no neck, because it is evolving into a larger mouth.
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>>7245376
I bet he'll do it next time he posts, fish for compliments I mean.
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DIDNT WANT NO ONE TO HOLD YOU WHAT DOES THAT MEAN

AND YOU SAID
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>>7245391
>YR

What kind of response is that?
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>>7245390
quiet you
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>>7245312
>get in shower
>turn it on
>nicely pressured massaging flow
>flow dies because that was just the initial pressure in the pipes being released
>flow is now a light drizzle
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>>7245381
You destroyed giant slices of nature so you could shape terrain to fit your game where you hit little plastic and rubber balls with a club
You fucking caveman cis scum
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>>7245422
IM MAD
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>>7245423
What else am I supposed to do with free time and money?
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>>7245406
You can't fool me, anon.
I know your true colors.
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What would happen if Oberstein was Celestia's Chief of Military Affairs?
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>>7245422
Anonymous posting about tiarawhy is like throwing a folding chair? I'm not sure I understand.
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>>7244622
/jp/ pls...
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Would Rarity like dark chocolate?
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>>7245214
>people keep talking about this rennequest
>decide to check it out
>it's fucking awkward to read
I don't get it
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>>7245422
man
now i'm mad
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>>7245429
Looks like it's time for this.

http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=0f0_1356636529
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>>7245430
Fluttershy should stop climbing into my bed naked. It's wrong.
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>>7245423
Why are you living in a house with am infrastructure that damaged local nature, anon?
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>>7245431
what would happen if Pinkie was Celestia's Chief of Partay Affairs?
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>>7245414
>Get in shower.
>Get out of shower.
>Turn on water.
>Get back in and grab shower handle.
>Turn on shower and point handle away so it can warm up.
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>>7245435
>Would patrician pony like patrician chocolate?
What do you think anon?
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>>7245434
I ate whale in Iceland
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>>7245430
it's just a little fetish...
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I wish people didn't play favourites
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>>7245436
Awkward as in you think it's written poorly?
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>>7245444
My room is relatively clean, twilight.
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>>7245444
FUCK YOU
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>>7245444
but twily
i removed kebab from the premises
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>>7245435

Dark Chocolate is best chocolate, so of course.
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>>7245430
>flesh coloured eyes
Noooooo.
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>>7245444
Nigga it's tidy except for the two bags of trash
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>>7245433
How do you not understand, it makes people blindly angry.
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>>7245454
So she wouldn't like dark chocolate? Oh well.
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>>7245433
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMt55fi7ZQQ
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>>7245449
Would be fired the next day since she throws the wrong kind of parties.
Not that Celestia didn't love them. In fact they were a nice break from the shit she has to put up with but it's not appropriate
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>>7245451
>hot tap runs slowly that bath takes ages to fill
>wake up 15 minutes later than usual
>have to make do with a very shallow bath
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>turn on shower
>grab towel and wait for it to heat up
>come back and AJ and Dash are going at it in there

Every time
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>drawing
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Even when we're ironically talking about him we're talking about him
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>>7245501
TIARAWHY you mean?
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>>7245499
>Have to wash hair in sink again.
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>>7245464
I don't know, something about it makes it really unnerving for me to read.

Maybe it's the flash version where 90% of the screen is taking up by a drawing while you scroll through the text almost sentence by sentence.

But looking at the actual threads isn't much better considering at least half of it is banter between anons.
>>
I don't even know which board this shower talk falls under

/diy/?
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>>7245501
Pancakes are delicious, Anonymous.
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>>7245500
>not drawing
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>>7245513
Have you ever read rubyquest?
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>>7245445
But it's so much warmer cuddling skin to skin.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hbIZdOUw6-8

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hbIZdOUw6-8
v

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hbIZdOUw6-8


http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=hbIZdOUw6-8
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>>7245482
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsJkSArZKnM
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>>7245531
You get my sheets stained every time. I do not like doing laundry this often.
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>EqD will win an award for best fansite
>Apparently there's an award for that

Why is this planet so gay?
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>>7245533
0/10 didn't even open
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>>7245513
The only advice I can give is that you really have to go into with the appropriate mindset

It's a quest run by one man in a thread based on partly his own story and also how people want the characters to react.
It's not a Hollywood production, you create your own suspense.
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>>7245533
> unrepentant faggotry
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>>7245533
I can't stand derivative -blank- but with ponies shit
>>
Remember mlpg

This semester, bronies are starting their second semester of college.

And they're still making speeches in college classes about ponies.

And thinking it's a cool new thing to do.
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>get in bed
>pony is asleep in it
>put her in her own bed
>get back into bed
>feel her itchy fur scratching me
Every time.
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>tfw not going to college

how fucked am i
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>>7245579
which pony would sneak into your bed at night?
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>>7245582

Debatable.
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>>7245582
not as fucked as i am

i joined the military
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>>7245579
You must have caught them during their fuzzy season
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>>7245582
>implying first semester of college is hard
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>>7245549
b-but anon
cuddling
a-and warm
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>>7245527
>Have you ever read rubyquest?
no
I was on /tg/ while it was going on, but it never caught my interest
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>>7245582
Right up the ass.
I hope you're gay, anon.
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>>7245597
full sentences please, dear
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>>7245600
Phew
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>>7245584
All of them.
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>wake up from nice dream
>pony is asleep next to me
>notice I'm sleeping in a pool of blood
>notice my pony has her head cut off
>get mad because I forgot to put my sex toy BACK
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>>7245593
>pones get all fluffy and fuzzy during winter
>it's like snuggling with a wool blanket
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>>7245584
She doesn't want you to notice.
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>>7245584
Rainbow Dash
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>>7245613
Which pony would be most embarrassed of their fuzzy winter coat?
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>>7245355
>someone actually LIKES piers
Kill yourself.
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>>7245610
but if you could only pick one
more likely than the rest
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>Twilight cooks for me
>"I-I hope you like it."
>eat it
>it's great
>take another bite
>pull out super long purple hair
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>>7245582
Pretty fucked
Everyone has a degree in something these days

You're going to look dumber than a guy with a bachelors in womens studies

which look dumb compared to the people with language degrees

which look dumb compared to the people with Economics degrees

which look dumb compared to the people with Science degrees

which look dumb compared to the people with engineering degrees

You look pretty fucking dumb anon
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>>7245626
Rarity obviously. It grows just a little too fast for her, and it really stresses her out trying to maintain it.
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>>7245614
>appledash
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>>7245626
Rarity, obviously
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>>7245626
Dash. Definitely.
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cute bbys
hopefully i can do a full piece with these guys when i have some time
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>>7245642
At least it's better than Flutterjack.
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>>7245582
Trade school, nigga. or the army. Either's good.
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>>7245639
I am pretty stupid.
Maybe I should kill myself?
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>>7245650
>>7245640
>Rarity in her comfy yet uncomfortablly fuzzy winter coat

oh
yes
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>>7245582
Depends on where you live, really
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>>7245642
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>>7245640
>>7245650
He said embarrass, not stress.
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>>7245635
>You caught it as it was traveling down your throat.
>You half gag as you pull it out.
>She saw the whole thing.
>She is trying to fight back tears.
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>>7245639
>tfw want to do animation
>every job listing requires a degree
>no apprenticeships or training programs other than degrees
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>>7245654
scarves/10
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>>7245639
>forgetting about math degrees
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>>7245615
>>7245617
did the brave rainbow dash have a nightmare?
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>>7245654
See, it came out fine. Quit worrying.
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>>7245680
>she runs out of the room
>you follow her
>you find her with a pair of scissors
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>>7245654
heh..."bitchin'"
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>>7245654
I like the affection directed at their torsos but I feel like they bend a little too much

Other than that it's too cute
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>>7245584
>Fluttershy crawls into your bed
>You don't mind in the winter seeing as she's warmer than you are

>But in the summer
>She's terrible
>She feels awful for
>One night she crawls into bed
>Her fur is damp
>She had a cold shower and only towel down a little for you
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>>7245680
>tears of lunaughetr
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>>7245639
see
>>7245664
>go to trade school
>become machinist
>make all the money
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>>7245686
no its just cold is all.
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>>7245707
Come on Dash, let it out.
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>>7245703
But I want to draw to get money
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>>7245703
Nigga if you're in for the money do welding
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>>7245702
>Laughing.
>About the sin of all sins of cooking.
No, not today...
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>>7245678
she'd be both
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>>7245707
I-I said no!
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>>7245729
Can we talk about your little kicky legs again?
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>>7245701
>snuggling with wet-mane Fluttershy
oh my yes
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>>7245708
there is nothing to talk about, shut up!
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>>7245699
yeah i usually don't do it enough so i overcompensate now, and anatomy usually gets a bit screwy without the rest of the body anyway

i like these 2 tho
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>>7245735
Or her sensitive little hooves.
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>>7245695
twilight no dont use scissors use a straight razor
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>>7245635
>>7245680
>Implying I'd have that much of a problem

It happens to everyone
Unless you wear a hair net or something
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>>7245719
Nigga she a nerd. An egghead. She doesn't know it's a sin. For her it's funny as fuck
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>>7245707
>>7245729
whatever you say, Dash
hop in
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"Papa, will you teach me to fwy one day?"
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Could Rainbow Dash accommodate you?
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>>7245753
>Filename
Why not just get a wig for your girlfriend and ask her to wear it?
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What if instead of ponies.... goats?
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>>7245767
>Babyspeak
NO
FUCK
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>>7245753
It's not exactly a problem.
But for her it's like she spat in Celestias face as far as overreactions.
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>>7245771
No strips
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>>7245753
You obviously haven't watched the show. Twilight is deeply aware of shit like that. She aims to please.
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>>7245775
SHE GONNA GET DROWNED
>>
http://siberwar.tumblr.com/image/40131395853
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>>7245775
I agree.
>>