WELCOME TO THE BI-MONTHLY PINKIE PIE COOK-OFFPLACE YOUR BETS AS TO WHO TAKES HOME THE GOLDOLD HORSE:>>7172456
P-Pinkie, why are you looking at me like that?
>>7176373blast from the past
how do I tell my parents I'm gay?
>>7176373i boner ever time
GO TO FUCKING SLEEP
>>7176406Look them in the eye and say "I'm gay"
>>7176406go to sleep dovne
Why are we being spammed with a shitty game?
>>7176413I LIVE IN AUSTRALIA. IT'S NOT EVEN THAT LATE. SHUT UP SUN PONE.
>>7176434What is DnD
how do I tell my parents I'm a brony?
Hey, wake up
Someone throw me a futa pairing or something.
Is this how the general ends?
>>7176471Futa Gilda x normal Dash
>>7176471futa rarity x caramelif you draw or write anything about them i guarantee i will fap
>>7176413I just woke up you shitbird
>>7176501Male or female Caramel?
>>7176434What is Ronald Reagan: Double Trouble Deluxe 2009?
>>7176535Pinkie has the sexist eyes
>>7176540>http://i46.tinypic.com/330s7jk.jpg>more please!Damn, that's cute.
>>7176550Rarity's darker blue is superior
>>7176554IN HER WHAT? IN HER WHAT?
MLPG, I GOTTA PINK SUPER BAD
>>7176566It's funny you knowDash is pretty high in my list but I like Twilight and Rarity's better even though both of them are lower
>>7176570Do it outside.
>>7176562her coochieMan I love that word
>>7176570Do it in my bladder!
>>7176570NOT ON MY LAP
>>7176576>filenamei still laugh every time i see that picture. i think english being my second language makes the typos all the more hilarious
>>7176586>Nazi furriesEvery time
>>7176594I'm glad they put that in text, I couldn't tell otherwise.
>You will never overthrow Celestia and Luna and be crowned King of Equestria>You will never appoint a regiment of soldier pones as your personal guard>You will never 'test' their endurance in bed
PEANUS HEREAM DRAW! WHAT DRAW
>>7176627DISCORD AND DIAMOND DOG SINGING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD
>>7176627Rarity and Twilight fucking while Spike whatces
>>7176634>DIAMOND DOG SINGING THE SONG THAT ENDS THE WORLD>FridayOH YOU BASTARD
>>7176610Are they female soldier pones?
>>7176627Draw Pinkie with a pretty nice hat, ya' giant cockfag
>>7176642Why not have them use Spike as a double-ended dildo?
>>7176627draw me a bathive stood out in the blaring heat for like 8 hours today
>>7176659Baths don't work that way, anon
>>7176659>conjure me up a warm bed.png
>>7176665>he doesn't know
>>7176653NahBetter have him tied to a chair and forced to watchBonus points if Twilight used a spell to transform herself and Rarity into dragons
>>7176665>you will never take a bath in your favorite pony's bladder
>>7176683My boner could cause a black hole right now
>>7176600Well Shinji's face is priceless. I don't recall him looking so serious in the anime.
>>7176683Futa dragons? Or using a dildo?
>>7176698DildosDozens of dildos floating around
>>7176646i hope not
Anyone got an alternative link to the picture that was here? >>7176211
>>7176707Whatever you like
>>7176710>not wanting to test your soldiers strength and virility by letting them fuck you in your royal ass with their enormous horsecockswhat are you? some kind of faggot?
>>7176707Filled with lava mixed with semen and piss.
>>7176715It seems to be a picture of a dolphin vagina.
>>7176717I'd like hollowed dildos with tubes that go into the urethra so that after they cum they can give each other piss douches.Or maybe give Spike a golden shower.
>>7176722...You know let's go back to normal dildos
>>7176724Yes, I believe it was.
>>7176696oh no i meant this one.when camrip 3.0
>>7176715Lulz.net used to have regular dolphinfucking threads a year ago or so. Maybe they're still going.
>>7176722Lava?Wouldn't that cause them to burn up?But the other two - yes please!
>>7176739Dragons are immune to lava
>>7176733Never heard of that site. What is it?
>>7176745I was referring to the dildos. Unless they are dildos made of obsidian or something.I'm fairly certain normal dildo materials like rubber or plastic can't take the heat of lava.
ur a butt, emelpeegee
>>7176751Some kind of furry imageboard. On their main board, /furi/, you'll read the latest furry gossips and news. There are a few popular artists there, too, as well as porn threads.
>>7176763Not now, anon
>>7176761Kissing a pony seems weird. Their faces must get in the way.
>>7176763It's pronounced mulphuger, you pleb.
>>7176754Why is she so perfect?
>>7176732I'm wondering if I should just wait for the BD rip...
>>7176771I imagine they'd be more into hugging and nuzzling than actual mouth on mouth kissing.
>>7176767I'm not much into furry stuff aside from MLP, but I guess I'll check it out sometime.
/a/ still makes 'plot' jokes, why don't we?
>>7176796You still can make plot jokes, there's a whole board to make them.
>>7176796Because we're not /a/. Could it be that we're bitter than /a/?
>>7176796I don't like /a/ and don't intend to emulate them. Also>brones
>>7176796Because bronies wrecked it. We stole it from them anyway, let them keep it.
>>7176796>>7176802Pretty much, MLPG is not a board.
>>7176804The correct phrasing is 'more bitter,' Anon.
>>7176796Because there are no anime bronies.
>>7176796Because it's extremely overused for MLP
>>7176815Damn, that mistake took me off guard. Thanks.
And lastly;Your least favorite Rarity episode:
>>7176858Sweet and EliteI still like it though
>>7176858Dog and Pony Show.
>>7176858GIYC but I don't think it countsSo S&E but it's still one of my top S2 episodes
>>7176829Fuck. They're so fucking soft.
>>7176870She's just an illusion, you know.
What's the difference between Elder Shitposters and ordinary shitposters?
>>7176872My boner doesn't care.
>>7176873They get the cranky feat for free and also have the Nostalgia goggles ability
>>7176873>inb4 "I'm the _eldar_ shitposter!"
>>7176873is this a thing
>>7176873Ordinary shitposters are just misguided and/or incorrect and/or well-intentioned and are usually short-lived. Elder Shitposters genuinely hate this thread, the show and everyone involved and will do everything in their power to poison the community and ruin everyone's day. And they never leave.
>>7176873Elder Shitposters = frequenters of /b/?
>>7176892Ah, so...Ordinary shitposters = usElder Shitposters = hateanon
Okay so this is a thing.
>>7176906Everything is a thing anon. Just like how everything is a fetish
>>7176911Someone tell me of a fetish I've never heard of before.
>>7176903Pretty much, yeah.Shitposters are part of any community or fandom or anything on the internet.What we're seeing here is some kind of extension of that. An evolution. A new breed.Super-Saiyan shitposters.
>>7176918Desks.Desk fetishism.Yes, I did literally just say the first thing I saw in my room.
Where will you be when the end comes?http://www.foxnews.com/opinion/2013/01/03/were-now-one-step-closer-to-america-coming-civil-war/
>>7176923they still don't got shit on me
>>7176892>>7176923In which category mane is?
>>7176925I've heard of parasitic castration before, but I'm still not exactly sure what it is. Care to enlighten me?>SwirlsHmm... in what sort of context?>>7176926That's a new one to me.With all those thick IKEA catalogs, it must be easy to find fapping material for anyone with this fetish.
>>7176925>Swirls.Remember that one thread from /d/ and the swirly pones?
>>7176796It's the 4chan spin on the old "read Playboy for the articles". It's ancient and nothing lasts forever.
>>7176952>Care to enlighten me?It's literally castration by parasites
>>7176948Neither, mane is mane. A unique shitposting entity.
>>7176927About time someone does something about those blasted Republicans trying to ruin the world.
>>7176926>>7176952>they haven't seen that scene from code geass
>>7176933That one's also new to me. Is that some sort of shell?
>>7176959What sort of parasites, and how would they go about performing the castration?
>>7176975NahJust some fuckers that don't know what a fetish is>Zuni fetishes are small carvings made from various materials by the Zuni Indians. These carvings serve a ceremonial purpose for their creators and depict animals and icons integral to their culture.
>>7176972>tfw I have but don't rememberlink?
>>7176955I'm the one who found it.>>7176979Any way that gives someone a boner.
>>7176720meanwhile in ireland
>>7176979A few thousands unite and form a rope and tie you up while the rest form a hand and cut you with scissors
>>7176978How about geeky girls with thick swirly glasses?
>>7176988>horse showing the police what it thinks about bestiality laws
>>7176988Why am I transfixed by that horserodI kinda wanna grab it and feel it down a little bit
>>7176984>5 seconds in googlehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ezwhZC4R-eIThat's a table though, it doesn't really count.Desks have drawers and stuff, by my definition.
>>7176988>>7177013I wonder what the police did to the horse to get it that excited.
>>7177014I don't remember that scene at all.
>>7177017Okay, I will!You're a very pretty pony!There. I said it.
>>7177014I didn't see the point of this scene at all. Why are they showing her rubbing her cunt against the table?
>>7177014>Desks have drawers and stuff, by my definition.They often do, but I'm not sure that's really a requirement for being called a desk.
>>7177039it was never a game
>new duscord episode>written by polsky>it's about how fluttershy is worthless and sfupid again
>>7177017That's kind of cute if you read it in the voice she had in TLR
>>7177041Well, I mean a simple flat surface with 4 legs isn't a desk, it's just a tableI guess?Ask a furniturologist.
>>7177055...Is that woman white?
>>7177068Whiter than most, I suppose.
>>7177054>finally beat that fucking owl>"OKAY I THINK I CAN DO THIS">can't even hit a single tigga ball
>>7177055I love that gif
>>7177068She looks Turkic or Syrian. But everyone is considered white these days.
>>7177069This is by far my favorite one
since someone asked for this last thread
>>7177088I want to fuck a kangaroo in her pouch.
>tfw almost 3 am
>>71771287:47 hereI guess I'm just gonna keep rolling right into monday then
>>7177129EW A FILTHY PEGASUSSHOOSHOO I SAY
>>7177068Yes. She's definitely not black. And no, arab doesn't count as black.
>>7177088Ah, thanks!Are there any more than those 4?
>>7177165>everyone outside Kongo is whiteI don't think so Mohammed
I'm a little late but, the finale is being written by Larson?This fills me with cautious optimism.
>>7177203I want to suck Larson's cock and drink his bodily fluids.
Kill youselfs autistic faggots
>>7177180>KongoI'm pretty sure Congo isn't the only place black people came from.Most if not all of africa was black, wasn't it?I'm just saying that merely having slightly dark-ish skin (as is the case with most arabian countries) isn't sufficient to be considered black.By that definition, Rowan Atkinson would be black.
>>7177129Someone should make a gif of her scratching a leg with a wing.
>>7177214Thanks, I will
>>7177213>drink his bodily fluidsI'd prefer Meghan McCarthy's.
>>7177220How about scratching a wing with her hind leg, like a dog?
>You gave "D" to Twilight. Congratulations! The game is over.>The game is over.>The game is over.NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOIT JUST BEGUN DAMMIT
>There are only four episodes left
>>7177262>tfw you tried to kill everything in the lounge
Congratulations! You have just been granted 1 ponies of your choosing!You receive one less pony for each time you have used the "Undo" command.
>>7177271... of season 3.I'm pretty sure season 4 is already in production, and hopefully it will start airing earlier than the previous season, since season 3 was so short.
>>7177271And one of them is a fucking pet/spike episode
>>7177286That one already aired.
>>7177286Hopefully Powell can do something with it
>>7177293Not the timberwolf one. The other one.
>>7177293No it didn't. Spike offers to babysit the pets of the main 6
>>7177298What other one?
>>7177300Interesting. That one is news to me. Only 2 unknowns left then?
>>7177303Just For Sidekicks>Spike finds himself in over his head after convincing Twilight and her friends to let him pet-sit all of their critters in exchange for a few gems.
>>7177303The one titled "just for sidekicks"en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_My_Little_Pony:_Friendship_Is_Magic_episodesFucking casuals
>>7177309Yeah, the finale
>>7177286What have you got against spike fag?!
>>7177309s'right>>7177313Finale is one episode
>>7177313The finale is a 1-parter.
>>7177318>>7177321Oh, well all the same then. I'm kind of getting tired of big bad 2 parters
>>7177311>>7177312Sounds like it could be good.What with it not being written by Merriwether Williams or Dave Polsky, maybe we'll finally get a decent Spike episode.
>>7177330>Implying the 2-parters weren't good
>You will never fuck a rough Royal guardmare
>>7177334I have faith in the writer of Sleepless seeing how that's my favorite episode of S3
>>7177337Crystal Empire and the first wedding episode felt lackluster compared to most stand alones to me.
>>7177262>>7177302>There is no horsefuckery going on here, AnonOH COME ON
How likely is it that Peewee is never seen again
>>7177351Those were entirely toy commercials though.>we have these toys, make an episode about them
>>7177357He'll be in sidekicks, mark my words. In fact he'll probably end up being the most important character in that episode.
>>7177370In TCE the main 6 were crystal ponies for about 5 seconds.
>>7177379The little pheonix fucker in beta your dragon
>>7177302How the fuck am I supposed to give her the coffee
>>7177345>she will never insert a catheter in your urethra>she will never sigh with relief as she lets out a forceful stream of piss into your gaping urethra, filling up your bladder until your cock overflows
>>7177377>make an episode about these toysinstead of>make an episode about somethingAlso there are more related toys than just crystal ponies.
>>7177389I'm trying to make some. You can't give her the coffee can, you gotta give her the drink, I believe.
>>7177359Not really any more than other episodes. Even if Hasbro did ask for certain characters for the purpose of toy advertisement, the episodes themselves were still written and produced by DHX.
>>7177302First thing I did was kill myself, Twi really enjoyed it.
>>7177389Make one, literally.
>>7177397I made coffee. I even poured some fucking sugarcubes on it, but the game would not let me give it to her
>>7177402First thing I did is kill her. She didn't enjoy it.
Link to Onta's calendar plspretty pls
>>7177410Chrissy-wissy fangs and hissy
>>7177302>> fuck sofa>You can't fuck it.0/10 immersion lost
>>7177404did you say "give full coffee mug to twilight"?
>>7177415>no futa twilightDEATH TO ONTA
>>7177451obviously there are
>>7177433how do you even pour the coffee into the mug?
>>7177433I broke the TV, flipped the table, and jumped on the couch until I broke my neck. But still can't give it.
>>7177477I made her like me before breaking my own neck. I'm so cruel it makes me feel bad.
>>7177404>give coffee to twilightgeez
>kill Twilight>Still can't fuck herSTILL A GAY GAME
http://freedomthai.tumblr.com/post/39927019470/spike-want-me-too>Dotrar giving adult Spike a buttjob>copious amounts of cumAlso, this guys pones are way cute.
>>7177491>tfw can't hug ded Twilight
>>7177491Yeah, that sucks. They should have written a graphic sex scene involving the raping of Twilight's broken dead body.
>>7177484That does not work.
Why can't I urinate in the coffee can?
>can't tickle twilightFucking dropped.
I dropped d and now I can't pick it back upAlso, closing the curtains kills you
SEAAAAASSSSOOOOONNNNN TWWWOOOO sucks more ballz than SEAAAAASSSSOOOOONNNNN THHHHHRRRRREEEEEE.
>>7177525>Can't milk her eitherIt's shit - IGN
>>7177532>Can't piss on Twilight's corpse#wowza
>>7177532Holy shit, that's exactly what I tried to do after tickling.
>>7177528>dropping the Dyou fucked up m9
>>7177203But Larson sucks just as much as Meghan.
>>7177541>being this obviousanon pls
>>7177537Yeah, I tried that too. It doesn't even seem to recognize any of the words piss, pee or urinate.
>>7177547I'm already glad I could jump on the sofa.
I hope whoever made this is still here taking notes
>eaten by a grue
>>7177565I remember that from some old Zork game.
Meanwhile, klondike still hasn't finished his textadventure dammit
>>7177572Klondike is working on a text adventure?
DAMN IT TWILIGHT TAKE MY D!!!!!!
>>7177577It's been over a year since he began and he updates it slowly.
>>7177590http://play.textadventures.co.uk/v5/Play.aspx?id=425Forgot the link
worst game 2012
>>7177595Are you from the past
>>7177262.......................................I now understand your frustration
>>7177635That's not Diamond Tiara.
>>7177642Fact: Silver Spoon is sluttier than Diamond Tiara. It's the glasses.
>>7177642No, it's not. You have great eyesight, anon!
>>7177650You're right! Forgive me, Batman!
>>7177651Will you touch my eyesight, anon?
>>7177657Yes, with my finger
>>7177647I love little girls with glasses.
>>7177684Oh hell naw
>>7177692God damn it Silver Spoon, get the fuck out of the way, I'm trying to look at porn!
>>7177710You're looking at porn when you could be using a little pony instead! You're unbelievable!
>>7177710>not using her instead of your fleshlight
>>7177710She just wants to show you that pony porn isn't anatomically accurate.
>>7177716There's something wrong with that now?
>>7177728There's never been a time when wireless keyboards weren't complete shit
>>7177728There always was. Unless it's being used only for very simple things from a location where it wouldn't be practical to have a wire hanging, such as from a sofa.
>>7177728Wireless objects are great, if you need to move the object a lot. Keyboards are no such objects.
What would pony do if she saw you do this?
>>7177284With twilight as an alicorn? that's the day that i'll shove cucpakes through my throat
>>7177728If you use a wireless keyboard at your PC you're pretty fucking retarded.
>>7177728Gamurrs think they can notice the latency.
>>7177750She'd be amazed and ask me to fix everything in ponyville. I'd be asked by all the ponies all day erryday. Then I'd get real exhausted, the ponies, having grown lazy, wouldn't know what to do, and would've to learn how to fix things again.Twilight would send a letter.
>>7177737>>7177744>>7177747>>7177756Well fine then, let's pretend what was happening in the picture was the keyboard's wire transforming into Silver Spoon.
>>7177746Why does she have a ballgag in her mouth?
>>7177780You could cut diamonds with that chin.
>>7177714That's how ponies mate
>>7177793But i like it dead
>>7177728Why would you own a wireless keyboard? It's not like you actually have to move it around, it just sits on one spot all the time.I'm not sure how long the batteries last in todays wireless keyboards, but when my dad had one a couple years ago it was pretty much always empty
>>7177791>I can't draw ponies or humans>Let's do bothj
>>7177750how did I learn this skill?also they would probably be less impressed than I would
>>7177788I was looking for that GIF.You said you didn't come here anymore.
>>7177809I come and go wherever i want to come and go.
>>7177788Oh boy is dat some undulating Applebloom?Would you?
>>7177823I know you would
>>7177817We miss you. ;_;
>>7177841I'll be back sooner or later.
>>7177724Thanks for reminding me to finish Suki de Suki de Suki De.
>>7177657dude, if i saw one of these, i will take her to my house and take care of it, FOR THE REST OF EXISTANCE and never talk to the society again, just to spend 100% of my time with her, and she's not even my favourite pony
How easy is it to adopt as a single man?
>>7177889Where do you live?
>>7177885What is this, a sandwich for ants?
>>7177889Relatively easy. Just put on your happy grin.
>>7177898BUT I'M NOT AN AMBITURNER
>>7177911Would you read a eugugoolly at your waifu's funeral?
>>7177906Stop stealing Smokey's pictures.
>>7177923I would be the waifu, getting lowered into the ground.
>>7177920Damnit, why am I tempted to edit out that tail for a penis?
>2013>not giving Twilight the Big D when possibleSHIGGY
>>7177961Rainbow Crash pls
Rollin'Evens - VidyaOdds - Sleep
>>7177992Dark Souls again?
>>7177958Can't wait to see more of Opal, also known as best mane six pet, in the Spike episodePhilamena is still best petThe Owl is third best pet overall after Philamena and Opal
>>7178001>The Owl is third best pet overall after Philamena and OpalHUEHUUUUUEEEEE
>>7178001Angel is the best pet because he doesn't take shit from Fluttershy.
>>7178001But Angel and Winona are best
>>7178001But everyone knows Gummy & Angel are the best
>>7178014Smokey of Smokey and the Bandit fame
>>7178019Stay dead pls
>"W-what's a 'D', anon?"
>>7178006Give me some good reasons why he isn't the a good pet.He knows where the books in the library is, can see well in the dark, can bring Twilight her books when she needs them and just tries to help.
>>7178033Those are factoids you fuckerAlso>Gummy >goodYou fuckers wouldn't know what a good pet is if it hit you in the face
>>7178022Where are you at the momet?
>>7178040>tfw playing the text game with your Twilight tulpa
>>71780406th letter of the alphabet.
people only think highly of Opal because of her owner
>>7178048>tfw not playing the text game with your tulpa because it doesn't load at all
>>7178040I'll show you as soon as I figure out how to pick the damn thing up in the kitchen
>>7178048>tfw no vocal tulpa yetgive her the D anon
>>7178055That is false
>>7178062You can make another one by looking at Twilight again.
>>7178057In my slavshit language it is 6th.
>>7178048>tfw asking your Twilight tulpa if you should kill yourself in front of her
>>7178047Still at Seath's place. I got killed by those clams and haven't had a chance to play again.
>>7178080Good luck, the clams are the only hard part about that areaSeath is babby-tier easy
>>7178000Lel.Someone already guessed my name, but none of you remember me.
>>7178079>tfw no tulpa
>>7178014Huh? Then how did you get this folder?
>>7178091Maybe I never knew you.
>>7178079>not recognizing that your Twilight tulpa is a different entity from Twilight Sparkle and putting emphasis on it oftenEnjoy her personality issues in the future
>>7178117>dat rookie mistake
>>7178108Maybe you were sorting the folder via icon and it looks like Sweetie Belle. I have no clue why this in my Fluttershy folder, though.
>>7178121But we're slow as-is. I don't want to make things worse.
>>7178116I'm not notorious.>>7178128Ah, now I remember. I OP'd with that picture on /mlp/ one time. You probably saved it with my filename.
>>7178171>hey guys do you remember me? someone said my name once! I did this thing once, too~
>>7178164>reverse image search>best result: Japan fart scrollsFucking Japan
>>7178212then why don't you put on your name instead of beating around the bush?
>>7178225I never use a name. I didn't mean it that way. This is pointless.Have this cute picture and calm down.
>only one results for chrysalis x nmm x sombra on fimf>and its humanizedurgh...
>>7178244What would horse FFM even look like?
>>7178244What's the point of humanized porn on a pony fanfiction site. I mean, really.
>>7178243i'm inconsolableat least not by pictures of little girls
>>7178260Where else would you put it?
>>7178247>>7178263>>7178264Ya know for a thread about ponies I don't feel like we're /an/ nearly enough
>>7178276You know, sometimes I think we are TOO MUCH.
>>7178276>>7178285Are marshmallow equines still /an/?
>>7178243Man, she's really cute. That's a really cute picture.Am I, as a grown man in modern society, allowed to call a little girl who is not related to me 'cute' without sounding like a pedophile?
>>7178274Eh, fair point. Porn of humanized ponies just seems incredibly silly to me.
>>7178264Cheshire go to sleep. I know you've been awake all night.
>>7178293That's like eating a banana sideways because you think it might make you look gay. If you're at that point, you're thinking far too much about the fact that it looks like a dick and you're shoving it in your mouth.The more you worry, the more you seem like a pedophile.
>>7178297It seems normal to me.Well, compared to porn of regular ponies.
>>7178293It's okay to think that. Pedophilia is only sexual attraction or desire.
>>7178293I doubt that you would actually act that anyways. If a filly as to you play with you, you would just play with her.
>>7178310>>7178303That's good then. I really want to cuddle her in a non-sexual way.
Since season 3 ends without a two-parter do you think that's an indication of less two-parters going forward or do you think it's just because of the shortened season?
>>7178344No matter how many times I see that .gif, it always makes me fucking cringe.
>>7178344Most likely the latter. They already had a 2 part opener. Were they to have a 2 part closer, that would be nearly a third of the season.
>>7178332I want to play with her feet while she watches cartoons.
>>7178349Thank god the actual hand is inside a glove.
>>7178352How can I give her the D if I can't take it?
>>7178388Cause I can dish it out, but I can't take it
>>7178383Oh wow I never noticed that before.What a pussy!
>>7178308I meant that if you're gonna write porn about people anyway, you might aswell just do that instead of taking a bunch of cartoon horses and turning them into people. Especially when using such underdeveloped characters. To me it seems to be nothing more than a convenient way to get an audience.
>>7178383>glove>not teaching them your scent and having your own swarm
>>7178398Welcome to the internet
>>7178394Look at Twily again.
>>7178383I don't think soNone of them are even stingingThey're probably drones
>>7178404>tfw leve 3 bee-hands
>>7178398It's possible to become attached to the characters without being attracted to horses.
>>7178415I think they've just been smoked.
>>7178429That's pretty obviousBut drones are unable to sting, they don't have stingers
>>7178415They're gloves, you can't see the whites of his fingernails. And also>>7178429
>>7178422Sure, but it's not like the characters in question have much in terms of personality. I admit that I can see why people would do that when using main chacacters, though.
>>7178415Some of them are trying to sting the shit out of the hand. Look at one that runs towards and across the palm. It's jabbing the calm a few times. Then one of the ones that runs across the wrist is jabbing the area where the wrist tendons run up the middle of your arm.
>Can't figure out how to make coffeeoh jesus
>>7178456open the cupboard
>>7178464I can't give her the fucking coffee
>>7178472Pony love coffee. Why the fuck not?
>>7178472>give coffee to twilightor>give coffee mug to twilight
>>7178450Yeah, I guess Chrysalis, NMM and Sombra were probably some of the most disappointingly underdeveloped characters in the show.
>>7178472It really doesn't matter, in the end nothing happens after you give it to her.
I love when you find the limits of text adventures>I don't know how to shit my pants
>take out my dick>"I can't see that."OH HA HAREAL FUNNY
>>7178484Maybe if this was a 30 season anime, we might know more about them, but there just isn't enough time to explore those characters. There's barely enough time to explore the main cast.
>>7178493>tfw can't fuck a dead twilight
>>7178415Fucking beekeeper-drones, man
>>7178530what a terrible product to makewho would do such a thing
>>7178531How do you get the grue? I closed the curtains and everything.
>>7178530why would anyone want this
>>7178546even if you close the curtains, there's still a lamp
>>7178539>>7178549>Not wanting to repel the harbinger of hate
>>7178530Make it a panka remover and we have a deal.
>>7178556You are a terrible human being.
>>7178553Ohhh. Thanks Anon.
>>7178555>not befriending herWith friends like Lyra, her hate is well placed.
>>7178576>That cutie markMY AUTISM IS MOVING ON ITS OWN
are we pone now or are we still pedo shit and cats
>>7178576those legs are way too huge
>>7178584We're always pone
>>7178567The best episode of S3 yet had pinkies mouth removed.Coincidence? I think not.
>>7178596How did she die?
>>7178603The best episode of S3 had dozens of Pinkie Pies.Coincidence? I think not.
>>7178606Flying under the influence
>>7178603>pretending to hate one of the main castThis is the worst kind of troll. Why hasn't MLPG learned to ignore them yet?
>>7178606The fire that burns the brightest, dies down the fastest
>>7178603>tfw haeving prablums
>>7178618Yeah, what the hell man, I hate the six equally.
>>7178618I honestly dislike Fluttershy though.
>>7178628Only pony I genuinely like in the show is Luna.
>>7178596Was this made be people who didn't like her portrayal in WA?
>>7178609>mediocre plot>laughable ending>pinkie being a complete cuntFull denial pinkiefag detected.
>>7178630I thought that was the whole point of fluttershyto give us a worthless character that no one likes
>>7178631To be honest, it's like a kid's joke and I'm not even american.
>>7178636>my opinions are factwow.wmv
>>7178636I think you need to be removed from the planet Earth.
>>7178645Good thing this is a kids show
>>7178635Nah, it's older than thatI don't know how to convert a 4chan filename into a date though, so I can't tell you exactly when I saved it
>>7178650>the brony show>a kids showdo you even
>>7177055What's wrong with Polsky again? His episodes have been pretty damn entertaining at the very least.
>9:52>things revving up to be right on time with the 10:00 descent into shitty threadsEvery day.
>>7178655Bronies are manchildren. Does that count?
>>7178636>laughable engineIt was laughable, because I thought it was funny. In a good way. As in it entertained me. With its goodness. Not as in I laughed at the stupidity of the ending, but as in it made me feel good.
>gave Twilight the Dwowitsfuckingnothing.avi
>People who think that Pinkie has more character then LOLSORANDUMBXD>People who think that Too many worst pony is a decent episode>People who think S3 is actually decent
>>7178660why is it always like that?
>>7178618>Not hating all of themGOD DAMNIT 4CHAN THE CAPTCHAS I DID AREN'T WRONG WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU 4CHAN JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
>>7178679Oh, didn't we have this argument before?
>>7178680because people always try way too hard and everyone bitesor it's like one anon said the other day and it's 2 or 3 people pooping back and forth forever until everyone else joins in
>>7178685>filenameOh my fucking sides.
>>7178664>22k of porn pictures>for childrenl0l
>>7178686Enjoy your pandering show, brony, S3 is shit.
>>7178680I'm pretty sure it's this guy >>7178679 always starting shit and other retards respond for some reason
>>7178698What do porn pictures have to do with anything? Are you high, anon?
>>7178690>mfw tinfoil anon is right and I watched the shitposter bros in action last night
>pinkie exploited her "friend" fluttershy by making her carry all the heavy shit while carrying balloons herself.Go ahead, rationalize that Pinkiefags.
>>7178703>rumblefags in charge of not being dirty pedophiles
>>7178704>>>7178702Yeah. Pretty much.At least I know that I'm not responding to arguments. I hope more faggots realize this.10:00 am CST. Every day, like clockwork.
>>7178710Oh, of course, nothing. I hope you enjoy watching Deep Anal Abyss with your 5 year old niece.
>>7178713PONK IS GOOD PEOPLE
>>7178724>Not watching Barn Door Sluts 9 with your niece
>>7178713It was a visual gag you butt.
>>7178690You know, I hate this tinfoil shit, but since you can basically estimate the time of the day by the chill levels of MLPG the "its always the same guys" theory seems to be at least partly right...
>>7178713>what is a visual gagEvery character has those moments, I suggest you to watch the show.
>>7178724Something is not quite right with you, is there?
>>7178728Or, bookmark this http://www.epochconverter.com/
>>7178724>Showing your niece filthy 3dpd porn
>>7178738I'm almost entirely sure that this is always one guy since it starts at exactly the same time every single day
>>7178738i've made it a point to check the clock once people start shitposting en masse, or to check MLPG when "shitposting time" is due to startwithin 15 minutesevery dayfor a week now
>>7178761you know you're really supposed to mark your nsfw linksalso, that's kind of gross
>>7178772>you know you're really supposed to mark your nsfw linksThis is not a chatroom.
>>7178761That's kind of cute, I guess.
hi MLPG, old anon back after being gone for 3 months. Anyone care to fill me in on whats happened around these parts? Show news, drama, who is worst and best pony now?
>>7178787Have you watched any of season 3 yet?You should go watch season 3, it's pretty good so far
>>7178754Are you sure you typed it correctly?
>>7178787S3 is fun_Renne quest endedDiscord confirmed for coming back in a Fluttershy episodeAnd for Drama, stuff with Sibsy and that's about it
>>7178787Rarity is still worst. Pinkie pie is multiple best.That's all you need to know.
>>7178713I told you guys. I told you about Pinkiefags.What could you expect from filthy little autists?Here's what you get when ponies are diverse.Their skin's a hellish pink.All they say is "wink"They're vermin as I said and worseThey're pinkiefags, pinkiefagsBarely even humanPinkiefags, pinkiefagsDrive them from our thread.They're different from us,which means they must be evil.We must sound the drums of war.They're pinkiefags, pinkiefagsDirty smiling devilsNow we sound the drums of war.
>>7178800>>7178793>>7178787Don't forget about the comic. It's been pretty damn good so far.
>>7178799I missed the "new" part, hence the deleted postThanks!
>>7178787The comic is fucking greatS3 is greatDiscord comfirmed for next episodeOne-parter finale by Larson
>>7178813Now we're talking.
>>7178812Yes, the comic, tooReally fucking fun so far
>>7178757Afternoon isn't getting better. These /b/tards keep posting these retarded question during our time before the thread hit sage, ensuring the thread get spam by non pony crap.>>7178787Watch the new episode. Also, there are comics need to be had:First Issue:http://imgur.com/a/0J0eP2nd Issue:http://www.mediafire.com/?uzm6l4e0bq76ef6Password is "friendship"
How does pone scrunch?
>>7178793actually on the 3rd episode right now. this is a lot of pinkie pies.>>7178812>>7178822how can i find the comic? is it on the link board? im glad to hear its good. and the finale by larson is great news.
>bring up "shitposting time">shitposting stops
>>7178836>tfw one of those posts is mine
>>7178838I'm convinced that the vast majority of scrunches are involuntary
>>7178850You're not supposed to acknowledge it
>>7178863You're saying...they can't control the scrunch? The scrunch controls them?
>>7178870like they're going to try again now that we're awaresilly
>>7178877>the scrunch is overtaking me
>>7178860the other two are mineI love how it pisses this one guy off enough that he capped it
>>7178883Like they're not gonna try
>>7178863We scrunch now?
>>7178900>lol I trol uNot even that guy, but you are a major faglord.
>>7178863For the most part, scrunch is a face shape for "M" or something similar. Pone scrunches relatively often in conversation
>>7178850>>7178870i also noticed that when we ent full tinfoil for the first time and identified that there was an anon shitposter the thread quality significantly improved for a considerable length of time.
>>7178904Welcome, to this horse's anus
>>7178904>black and red
>>7178916We all finally noticed the elephant in the room
>>7178904You know, horse asses are kinda majestic in a nonsexual wayI guess it's the muscles and zero fat
>>7178932Was it a qt elephant
>>7178914And even more often in S3 for some reason, did you notice? It's also done to show different kind of emotions.
>>7178848The eye on SS is terrifying.
>>7178916There is always at least 1 shitposter in threads. This is a well known and easily demonstrable fact, also it's the same 3-4 guys that come here to shitpost, these people are responsible for the vast majority of MLPGs shitposts.
Why are apple ponies so cute.
>>7178945This episode was literally Scrunch 2: The ScruncheningAnd I loved it
>>7178943NahIt was kinda sweaty and had a neckbeardSurprised we didn't realize it sooner
>>7178952exactly. and snowballing does the rest.
>>7178960the greatest mystery of our time
>tfw I guess I'm an "elder shitposter" now, whatever that means>tfw still not going to leave
>>7178960Because apples and breeders.
>>7178961I like how Dash manage to do a whole marathon in the Spike episode.
>>7178990That animation is kinda weird but really cute
>>7178981You can't reach a million posts without picking up a few shitposters along the way.
>>7178961Indeed my friend, I think Pinkie is scrunchiest pone.>>7178990I love those scrunchies.
>>7178981>tumblr filenameYou aren't
>>7178981nope. too obvious, too hamfisted.try harder knave shitposter.
>>7178990I can only stare at her googly eyes.
>>7178981Never leave.I would miss you so.
>>7178981Oh look, the shitposter is a Dashfag.How utterly surprising.
>tfw can't stop watching Dredd10 times in three days holy shit.
>>7178990>those first few frameswhy cant she be real? ;_;
o-oh jeezif you guys like stallion-on-female this one is worth checking out >>7178615
>>7178990Would you read Dash's novel?Would you tell her it's good even if it's actually shit?
>>7179003I can't find that .gif of Pinkie's clone scrunching for multiple secondsScrunch/10 would scrunch again
>>7179022Because then she would just be a drooling dumb horse that could fly and does nothing but eating and shitting all day.
>>7179016>posts a picture of dash>it means he's a dashfag
>>7179016it's like you aren't even trying.
>>7179042>>7179044>mad dashfagslel >>7179034
>>7179035Is it that good?
>descending into shitposting about shitpostingWell that didn't last very longC'mon, guys
What does it feel like to scrunch?
>>7178990its good to know Dash is still prettiest most bestest pone
>>7179027I think it's really cute that Dash has gone from hating books, to liking books, to wanting to write her own. I think it's completely in her personality to want to emulate the author if she likes a book.I would do my best to encourage her and to point out where she could improve, even though I'm not a writer myself.
>>7179039>does nothing but eating and shitting all dayhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D8jaMEDE0C0
>>7179060It's entertaining, but definitely not entertaining enough to watch it 10 times.
>>7179029That was one of the cutest scenes of the show.
>>7179063cheeks of sand
>>7179062BUCKLE UP, WOODY
>>7179020>Those slow motion scenesI don't normally like it but holy shit it was great in Dredd
>>7179062yeah, anon should better learn to ignore it altogether, but at least he's getting better at recognizing and calling bait.the recent shitposts have been really desperate. anon needs to learn to be a little more careful when dealing with shitpsoters, but we're getting there.the strength of the elder shitposter is fading
>>7179070>Expecting Dash to stick with writing.People who get overexited about something new tend to burn out just as fast. Or become full on depressed as they realized they picked up something they are no good at.Just look at most of the drawfags that post here!
>>7179097Applejack, plsEvery damn pony scrunches
>>7179113Princesses don't scrunchThat one scene where Celestia is in the coccoon doesn't count
>>7179063What does it mean to scrunch? Is it an emotion?
>>7179106They shitpost the most before the 500 post, where they can get anyone in the front page to see, hence making this happen:>>7178836
>>7179121That one scene where Celestia is in the cocoon
>>7179113But miss jack don't feel the scrunch
>>7179109Hey fuck you man. I've still got a month before I quit drawing out of frustration and sadness
>>7179132She feels the scrunchJust look at this picture of her having all the feels
>>7179145It feels like a cactus
>>7179109>You will never be fast enough to avatarfag your way through a whole general with fresh images each post
Excuse the shit meme but I just came across this. Did gameloft really use wet mane diamond tiara?
>>7179135If you're getting mad at drawing, try switching it up. Draw plants, and real horses, and cats, etc.
>>7179175It was posted all day when it first appear here.
>>7179106Posts like this are just as unproductive.
>>7179185>>7179175SILVER SPOON SORRYquestion still stands
>>7179155You can, if you throw quality into the toilet And don't draw with a mouse. Fuck mice..
>>7179175no.They used wet mane silver spoon.
>>7179109I don't mind if she does. I guess if she doesn't stick with it, she wasn't really into it in the first place. I can still admire her for taking it up at all.
>>7179175it's rather old news, but yes, they used a fan vector with minor modification.just like they did with rose's discord way back.that's silver spoon by the way
Will we ever get to see Saddle Arabia again in the future?
>>7179205I hope so.
>>7179205i don't think they would make up such elaborate characters just to be seen for a few seconds.we'll get more worldbuilding.in this season or ther next one
>>7179205Their royalty is earth ponies. Sucks for them, bet they even let the weather work on it's own.Frikking sand ponies.
>>7179200What drives someone to Google assets when they almost certainly have them in a folder somewhere?
>>7179227And the comics too.
>>7179231It's faster. So, laziness.
Oh, for you morning people, the calender is out:http://g.e-hentai.org/s/82abdc1120/555464-1>>7179205I rather they finish with the surrounding land of Ponyville first.
When is the third issue of the comic coming out again?
>>7179227>>7179237The only one who cared about world building was faust.
>>7179231well hasbro still tosses ancient vectors around to this very day. they are full of surprises
>>7179205I BUCKING HOPE NOTIt's just not fair! We still haven't seen Derpy in this season yet we got freaking horses! Who cares about them?!
>>7179249>fanfictionGet fucked, brony.
>>7179257Can someone post the picture?
>>7179257>still caring about DerpyWhatever; we'll get her when we get her, if we get her. No use complaining. Besides: Comics.
>>7179231>>7179238Not only that, but we maintain a gosh darn wiki with show images. It's not like they even have to go click on Google Images.>>7179247But I like world building. I want to see the ponies react to a place that has weather run on auto.
>>7179122Scrunching it's all kind of emotions!
>>7179267>>7179275It's a joke
>>7179282The one where bronies cry about Derpy on Facebook
>>7179282It was a Facebook post that said the same thing he quoted.
>>7179252Hullo. mistuhMayhaps yeh would wish to partay with me
>>7179239>The site advertisements are hotter than the calendar.I feel cheated. Can't fathom how the people who spent actual money feel.
>>7179289not a good one
>>7179284I mean to a place that isn't filled with creatures whose diet doesn't consists of stupid ponies. They were in the Everfree Forest and still reacted when Zecora told them her lands don't have manual weather.
People hate Derpy now?
>>7179309We don't hate your stupid OC, it's just that we dont' care about her
so i gotta ask. how hard did EQD shit themselves when the Trixie eisode aired? im on it now.
>>7179329They tried to contain it but it's obvious that Seth creamed himself
>>7179309fucking brony pony, fuck offOnly real characters here
>>7179329They don't actually watch the show.
>>7179329Even the MLPG fell into their collective knees and kissed the dirt Trixie walked on.The episode is surprisingly well received for how mediocre it was.
>>7179309She was cute while she lasted. I went back and watch the flim flam brothers episode, and was honestly surprised how often I saw her. She was there literally all the time just flyin'. And that was good! But we're past that now.
>>7179352It just proves how bad mlpg has gotten.
>>7179300Pinkie what are you doing
Question to those who played my game: when a command didn't work, was it after you did anything? Like, say, you couldn't go east, was that the first you did upon starting the game or did do some shit?I ask so i can try and prevent these problems in my next game
>>7179352What are you on aboutThe episode was great
>>7179361>hurr callbacks are pandering
>>7179361>am i cool now guise?
can you frot with a pony
>>7179374>RespondingWe've been over this, anon
>>7179352>mediocreI bet you think Bad Apple was better.
>>7179381>>7179374Seth defence forse, get out.
>>7179368I was fucking around in the kitchen when the game hung and suddenly it would reject all my commandsWhenever I tried to use the buttons it would say "a menu is already open" or something like thatI have no idea what exactly I did to break everything, but refreshing to start over fixed it and it never happened again
"Oh Anon~""I LOVE it black!"
>>7179352I mainly just liked it because I'm a twifag
>>7179383Yes, but unless you're a pony yourself it's going to be a bit awkward
>>7179374>shitty episodes are good
>>7179239You just posted the only pic I wanted to see.It's cute.
What can humans and ponies do together? Give me ideas to sketch.
Would you love this pony?
>>7179387Yes, much better, even if they fucked the pacing with Applejack going "BTW, she was bullied."Actually, i enjoyed Boast Busters a lot more that this one. So, it's not a trixie thing. The episode was just really meh and trying too hard.
gotta love it1:"this episode was horrible, this pony is shit, you opinions are terrible, seth brony ross sentenal tripfags"1:"mlpg really sucks now what are you guys doing wrong"
>>7179368>>7179396I had a similar problem after turning off the light and closing the curtains. The game wouldn't respond to any command. I also refreshed and didn't have any problem afterwards.Other than that, very fun game, man.
>>7179368Why can't I give Twilight's corpse the D?
>>7179427yes, she's very pretty
>>7179403I like how Fluttershy got a good about of screen time here.>>7179425Belly rubbing.
>>7179429what if I enjoy all of them equallywhat if I enjoy the show because it entertains me and no episode has ever disappointed me
>>7179425literal pissing contest
>>7179425Play the vidya. Do homework.Play the piano with 2hands+2 hooves.Go to a concert: the pony is on the human's shoulders.Cook.
>>7179460>Liking the show>>>/bredditchandaily.tumblr.com/
>>7179460Then, your standards are low enough for the shittiest episodes to still be good in your book.
>>7179460Then you mentally are a 8-year old.What disturbing thing has happened to you?
>Watching the Royco Cupasoup advert again on youtube>Scroll down>Second comment is about micthemicrophoneremember when you could watch videos on youtube without seeing something pony related in the comments?
>>7179425I want to see ponies and humans wrestling, but every time i try it comes out shit. Someone should draw ponies and humans play wrestling.
>>7179478I don't think there are bad episodes. Just one's that I like less than others. I still like them all. Hell, I'll happily watch MMDW and Owl's Well again because the I like the show
>>7179493>reading yt comments.
>>7179493>Not installing the extension
>>7179425Croquet parachute jumpingmake sandwiches Get married
>>7179499MMDW is a great episode. People shit on it to get on a non-existant bandwagon.
>>7179508I have itI had it disabled because somebody had posted a download link in the comments of another video I had watched that I needed
>>7179508>>7179503>not linking the extentionhttp://www.tannr.com/herp-derp-youtube-comments/
>>7179512>non-existant bandwagonI know it's a shit episode
>>7179309No. It's just not worth getting upset over anymore. We had a lot of her in Season 1 and 2. We have the comics where she and her otherkin appear. We have shit tons of fan stuff.It sucks what happened, but unless you got a time machine and a list of everyone who complained so that you can enroll them in a seminar on the difference between "Being Offended" and something being "Offensive", what ya gonna do?Also, MLPG hates everything. Especially ponies.
>>7179512I wouldn't say it's great but it's definitely not as bad as most people say it is
>>7179512it really isnt a great episode though. i mean its comic book nods and a few of its gags were fun, but the plot was really fucking stupid.
>>7179456Even if she was annoying. I liked her more in Says even if she didn't do much.
>>7179526I think everyone should go watch it again.When was the last time you guys watch MMDW?Or for that matter, Owls well?
>>7179528fuck you manI fuckin' love ponies
>>7179531Pretty much all of the plots are terrible.
>>7179494Post your drawings.
>>7179499>I like the show>"hurr like if you were born in da wrong generetion #yolo #italiano #wowza #bronyandproud"