New horse.Don't forget to pay your respects to best pone!Old horse: >>7143829
>tooling, some cry>rape
I claim this thread in the name of Rarity
do you think leo pony is popufur
>>7149473But what is best pone?
anyone watched the commentary dvd episodes yet?are they any good
Have you evergone o be angry your hair become ahoarse>
id you leave your window open tonight?
>>7149473>not wanting to be in Fluttershy
well, going to take a napkeep me posted on the zodiac ponies everyone
>Tired>want to drawevery fucking time
>>7149527No because there was an attempted break-in at 4:30AM yesterday on a house in my court.
who are you giving it to?
>>7149530Let's do something we all haven't done before.
>>7149542Try listening to some fast-paced music. Helps sometimes.
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>>7149527Nah, she would knock on it anyway.
>>7149542Stand up, go get glass of water and drink it all, then swing your arms around and stretch outTired=gone
>>7149525It's kinda weird when you realize that the horse's long flowing mane is actually being pulled upward.
>>7149562>Rainbow Dash knocks on your window>With one eye open you groggily walk over to see her hovering outside, forcing a grin>you just stare for a second before pulling the cord to slam the curtains shut
So, /mlp/ general, would you box against your favorite pony or do you not want to hurt her?
>>7149543ha>play 4x all night long>2:50 am>hear a loud noise of glass breaking>startled>oh well, must be doing construction>reconsider because of the time>look out of the window>people breaking into the optician across the street>visibly stand in my window while calling the police>they spot me and fuck offbet they didn't count on a no-life faggot living across the street to spot themunfortunately police took like 30 minutes to get there and the burglars were long gone by that time
WELCOME TO HELLhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Ts9RoVpE5k
>>7149591Well this is your regular middle-class neighborhood so houses aren't exactly spaced far out from each other.Also the house they chose has a big-ass lab or husky, IDR what breed of dog.Frankly I wanna know why they thought that 4:30AM was a good time to try to break into someone's house.
>party inside pinkie
>>7149527Dash would just come in and party the place while I try to sleep. So no.Unless she wants to come to my bed and cuddle.
>>7149557Time to get your blood pumping! It's not like you were going to bed anyway.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O0ILqWcd214
>>7149542>super tired>falling asleep>out of nowhere, sexy pone story ideas>dick rock hard>laying there with boner>30 minutes go by>boner still presentsigh.
>>7149583You only closed the curtain, she can still get inside
>>7149599Goddamn, why can't the guy presenting it at least be somewhat socially acceptable.
>>7149586>or do you not want to hurt her?are you kidding? forget the fact that theyre punching with hooves, and you're punching with meaty sacks of wet newspaper. applejack would fucking murder
>>7149599Jesus Christ how horrifying
>>7149617>not posting your sexy ideas in the general
>>7149617just fap you faggot
>>7149630But their hooves are pretty soft. Soft enough to get pricked with a needle
>>7149614Damn, not fuckin bad at all.
you're gonna carry that weight
>>7149633your art looks familiar
>>7149638it has enough>>7149638no fap january man.
>>7149646>But their hooves are pretty soft. Soft enough to get pricked with a needleoh, bring it on then
>>7149633Ah another one. She trip, I take it?
>>7149652Yes? If you're asking for a request I'm about to head to bed, but I can write it down.
>>7149614knock is better
>>7149633Aquarius is a really clumsy sign
>>7149672Oh no, just glad you still visit sometimes.
>>7149682Thanks anon, glad you enjoy my company.
>>7149672Not him, but could you do pinkie squishing fluttershy in a big hug?
>>7149672I have one if you likeleo took virgos golden ear and is fencing with scorpiovirgo is looking at this in a shocked manner
>>7149677>Jamie Hyneman Robotnik
>>7149696I find your shipping offensive
Fighting Is Magic is on the front page of Gamespot.
>>7149712I do not care.
What book would you give Rainbow Dash?
>>7149736House of Leaves
>>7149736"Interspecies Relationships and You"
>>7149696>>7149697I can try these later. Gunna work on commissions tomorrow so I might not have time then. I'll try to draw them soon, though.
>>7149736The Big Book of Lesbian Horse Stories
>>7149736What if we gave Fluttershy the Redwall series to read?
>>7149736A comic book.
>>7149744Don't worry about it. There is no rush. Did you beat Tigger?
>>7149752That title was very misleading
>>7149736Daring Do and The Jungle of TerrorI'm sure she would enjoy it.
>>7149736Why is tousled hair so cute ?
There needs to be more hugs with ponies
>>7149724>Scootabuse deniedIt's going to be filled with brony memes like that, isn't it.
>>7149769It is when it's cuteBecause it implies she doesn't need to try to be cutewhich she doesn't because she's adorable
>>7149736I would give her either a comic book or an adventure book with a female hero.
>>7149776Other than being a mediocre fighting game that's probably all it's going to have going for it.
>>7149776read the fucking article you retard
>>7149792>expecting me to read 6 or 7 pages of bullshitI just spotted the screenshot, is all.
Looking for long first-person adventure stories that aren't as slowly paced as orbital movements. FoE and Dangerous Business ect.Point me in the right direction if there is a better place to ask.
>>7149776Yea i didn't quiete get that image. Can someone explain it?
>What do you mean I'm so cute you can't take me seriously?
>>7149810Ask the kind and helpful folks at Fimfiction.
>>7149823I don't recall ever calling you cute, Twilight.I don't even like you that much.
>>7149822Your guess is as good as mine, but I am assuming it's a special dodge move the CMC/Scootaloo has?
>>7149823Bitch did I s-s-s-stutter?
>>7149831I am just going to crop that image above the table without ever reading the story because that panka is adorable as fuck
>>7149840mfw Twilight's crotch is right on top of anon's
>>7149636>close curtain>she brushes them aside and floats into the room>"You can't ignore me, anon. I won't let you."
>>7149839So scootaloo is playable and rainbow dash comes out as a blocker? Hrmmhhh.
>>7149839>>7149822>>7149776>[...] it seems that fighting, much like friendship, holds a little magic of its own. >That magic manifested as some mock screens, shown above, for Marevel vs. Clopcom (get it?), the forerunner to Fighting Is Magic. According to their creator and future MANE6 team member, Anukan, "I never intended those screenshots to be taken seriously. I invested a total of 15 minutes and 16 seconds between getting the idea of making them from a comment on Ponibooru to the actual first execution. I look back at the horrible, tutti-frutti combo of a GUI I made for that and wonder who spiked my punch."get it now?retards
>>7149854No no the CMC are the equivalent of one fighting pony (working as a team), and in that image the CMC are fighting Rainbow Shit.
>>7149846You're kind of boring, Twilight.I think you're an alright pony, but I just really do not want to be friends with you.Sorry.
>>7149852>Which a half idles look you stare at Dash and point to the usual corner>Frowning a bit, she floats over to the tiny fluffy bed and raised water bottle>settling down she mutters" good night anON">you murmur back a reply as you head back beneath your own covers
>>7149848I was thinking the same thing.
>>7149866>Rainbow Shit.too many zap apples
>>7149872What's that you say? It sounded like... someone was vomiting bullshit out of their mouths. Why would even do that?
>>7149879it is better that way
>>7149848>panka is adorable as fuckShe looks kind of weird.
>>7149879Wah! what are you gonna do with that bat jessy?beat a dead horse?
>>7149884>which a half idles*With a half idledoh god my keyboard
>>7149882check your privelege
>>7149879Still haven't beaten that fucking owl.
>>7149879suck on my invisible dick
>>7149882>>7149892>>7149893Which one do I shoot?
>>7149879>Not facing the elder god of baseball>2013
>>7149910What's the matter? Too HARDCORE for you?
>>7149910>Can't even make it past owl
>>7149884holy shit anon's pyjamas are amazing
>>7149879I hope you try again, and maybe stream it.
>>7149872Cue week-long escapades of her trying to get you to accept her friendship
WELPFor those of you who were planning on playing Quake 3 anytime soonI have to upload the entire 500MB game to my VPS before I can host the serverIt'll only take me like 2 hours but I'm gonna go to sleep so I'll see you guys tomorrow instead
>>7149930>you will never own a pair of Riddler pajamas
>>7149947No that's Pinkie Pie.
>>7149966I don't like that picture
>>7149972I DON'T LIKE YOUR PICTURE
I want to hear your best argument for which pony you think is the absolute cutestMine is for Dash because she is adorable when she's not trying to be.
>>7149947>She tries her hardest to show you how fun she is>Hey anon, look at these neat roller blades I got wanna go rollerblading?
>>7149966>internet in charge of drawing guns.
>>7149964The escapades would of course be reasonable. There might even be a letter of several pages politely highlighting all the reasons why it would be logical and beneficial to be her friend.
>>7150020guns are bad.
>>7150008I dunno, I find all of the Mane 6 really cute.If I had to pick one though, it would probably be AJ, I think it's her accent that does it for me.
>>7150020I'm quite good at drawing guns.I used to draw them all the time at school.
>>7150008Definitely the light blue one
>>7150029I think Twilight would just think you were a jerk and go back to her studies.Pinkie's the one who would bug the fuck out of you until you finally agreed to befriend her.
>>7150036http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LPg07NadVZII'd rather listen to this guy
>>7150008Yeah, same reason. She doesn't want to be cute, but always fails.
>>7150036NEVER GIVE UPNEVER SURRENDER
>>7150036I remember when this caused a shitstorm.Then he tricked us by making another image saying it was all a trick!
>>7150008Honestly, I think Pip is pretty damn cute.I really liked his color scheme and I've always loved characters with accents. His pirate costume really helped his cuteness, in my opinion. I'm going to get a lot of shit for this, but I do not give one fuck. Nigga's cute as hell.
>retards taking 'rainbow dash would not be a good sibling' as 'rainbow dash literally abuses children'
>>7150045Draw a gun made out of ponies if you're so great.
>>7150071Who does that?More importantly, why do you bring it up?
>>7150036That shit's gay.
>>7150069I don't really understand why they keep using unique models for the young colts as they have yet to please me.Rumble is adorable.
>>7149724I actually REALLY like the art direction. I hope Hasbro doesn't shut this down, its message is completely contrary to the show after all.
>>7150071Did you know Rainbow Dash literally killed 6 million Jews?I saw it.
>>7150069what's it like being so wrong?
I need more Candy Prancer in my life.
>>7150084I wish Ego would lose some weight.
>>7150096I'm pretty sure they would have already C&D'd it if they wanted to
>>7150061>try to explain to Dash that she "fails" at not being adorable>she freaks out and begs you to reevaluate her
>>7150096Are they allowed to shut down things that are not meant for profit?
>a show for little girls they said
>>7150120They can shut down anything they like.
>>7150081The part of the fandom that always finds pleasure in corrupting an innocent show in every possible way.
>>7150112Considering how it seems Jon is losing weight, Arin may be sucking up his fat
>>7150067He pretty much draw them at the same time. Both side of the coin.
>>7150110I think it's a pretty shit OC
>>7150120Technically no, and any company that C&D's a free fangame technically can't either, but it's easy enough for them to scare people off with court and the fees involved.
>>7150130The pron artist?
>>7150127i don't understandit can't be that way. being wrong isn't good
>>7150116But freaking out makes her failing more.
>>7150147And you're a faggot.
>>7150152But it feels so right.Look at me and tell me you wouldn't snuggle with this cute little bitch.
>>7150166go fuck yourself faggot
>>7150160>You can't fool me>I'm not cute, I'm awesome
>>7150171i'd snuggle himyes...snuggle.
Aaaaaand it's nearly 4 AM.So.Evens- Eat opiates and/or boozeOdds- Go the fuck to sleep
>>7150084I wonder if he's used it...
>>7150180Just make her blush.With a hug, for examlpe
>>7150171i don't believe you, anonymousi think you're just ineffectively hiding your pain
>>7150198post your favorite pony
>>7150183What if he wanted to do more than just snuggle?
>>7150198Opiates and booze will probably put you to sleep as well.
>>7150180Your bedsheet is really girly, Dash.
>>7150211Will do.Don't want to be shitposting here, would we?
>>7150226That's her sleeping bag
>>7150226She IS a girl after all.
>>7150210There is no pain in my heart, anon.
>>7150226>I-I had to borrow it>from Fluttershy>It's not mine
>>7150260>You never borrowed me any sleeping bag, Rainbow Dash
>>7150285>Shut up Fluttershy, anon is watching
>>7150251it must really sting that the worst pony (pictured, right) is cuter than your pip
>tfw Joe will never drawfag for us
>>7150304That's mean, anon. Are you trying to make me cry?It's working
>>7150310That's a terrible feel. But Joe is far too cool for us anyways.
>have obscure problem>google only returns a single result for it>the person who had the problem resolved it and never said how
>>7150310Why does that picture exist
>>7150344>Nevermind I fixed it
>>7150260>cat suitIt's like animators want to kill us with diabetes.
>>7150344>not being trained in Computer Wizardry>2000+13
>>7150180So, you sleep with a teddy bear?
>>7150340toughsometimes, you just need to be shown the light
>>7150373I don't know this horse
>>7150357running a q3a server in demo modeThe few instructions I can find for running a q3 server under linux assumes that you A) Own the full version of the gameB) Want to host the server for other owners of the full version
>>7150363I know, man. Anything she wears its cute.
>>7150368It's Scootaloo'sbesides, bears are cool
>>7150368>It-it was for Scootaloo if she couldn't sleep. Wh-who would sleep with a teddy bear at my age ?
>>7150400It's from the /b/read
>>7150406>That fucking squee
>>7150373But just look at him.He's really cute and I bet he's a really nice pony.Why won't you give him a chance?Just open your heart to him.
>>7150400>>7150413i prefer that it is a picture of orange apple pony with creative off coloring
>>7150407What's Dash's favorite type of bear?
>>7150430a care bearpls watch the show pls it's the next mlp pls watch it
>>7150411I'd sleep with you you big snuggly bear
>>7150425your arguments are weak, anonymous. there are already plenty of ponies that are an objectively better choice for such thingsthe competition is too stiff, and your pony has almost nothing to bring to the table
Good night mlpg
>>7150406I like hospital clothes dash a lot
>>7150469Well of course he doesn't the table is already occupied
>>7150474please don't just post hello and goodbyes. It's a little too bready.
>>7150474Stop trying to level up your circlejerking.
>>7150469B-But he's cute...I bet he'll get some more lines next season and everyone will love him.You'll see. You'll all see.
>>7150444>pls watch the show pls it's the next mlp pls watch it/co/ was about to explode when this show first aired. We didn't hear about it after 3 days.
Which pony wasted all of their money on the Holiday Sale?
>>7150474That sound way too /b/readish. Please don't do this.>>7150482And her animation, they are all unique.
>>7150522One of the writers went to carebears so theres that>>7150527Twilight, she's terrible with money
>>7150522REMEMBER ME LEONARD? WHEN I CRUSHED YOUR CHIPS I WALKED JUST LIKE THIS
>>7150527I am sure it would be this one. The sale would make her go crazy.
>>7150544I miss a bit AKR, but not that much. Their last episodes weren't excellent. It would be dfferent if Larson left.
>>7150511do you even watch the show, anonymous? nearly all of the ponies are cute. most of them are very cute. a few of them are devastatingly cute.pip is annoying, the only thing he has going for him is fanartsearch your heart, anonymous. you know it to be true
>>7150573Why is gay sex so nasty
>>7150571It's funny because until recently I hadn't really payed attention to who wrote what.But Larson is definitely my favorite writer at this point, his episode are just clearly more enjoyable for me.
>>7150591Nasty in a good, sexy way right?
>>7150591How do you know it's nasty if you've never had gay sex?
>>7150561Got me every time. God, I downloaded that movie just for this scene.>SURVIVAL OF THE FITTEST, LEONAAAARD
>try new brush>draw a pony>looks like kevinsanos style
>>7150581You will never stop my love for Pip.He'll always be the cutest pony to me.
>>7150605How do you know I've never had gay sex?
>>7150573>He had wasted so much money on games that he had to whore out to get more money for food
>>7150665That's not sad. He's living the goddamn dream.Video games and anonymous gay sex. What more could you even want?
>pillow between the legs
>>7150715It's comfy as fuck yo
>>7150715>doesn't notice the dildo
>>7150715Have you tried sleeping like that?Shit's comfy.
>>7150627you think a scrunch will help you? think again.you're alone in your quest, outmanned and outgunned.hollywood might say that's a position with advantages, but once the frames stop ticking, reality will reassert itself.you will know
So I've just reseen Cast Away because it was on TVSo which pony would have the greatest chance of survival if they were stuck on an island in the middle of nowhereAlso we're using some rules so no Pinkie just randomly appears on shore on the continent. Also the island is in the middle of the ocean so neither RD nor FS would be able to fly to the mainland before getting tired
>>7150738Braeburn has no right to be so cute
>>7150738I wish I was Soarin in that pictureand that Braeburn was a cute pegasus like Derpy or Dash
>>7150731Oh shit there actually is a dildo.
>>7150747i assume no twilight teleports either?still I'd say twilight, magic would be da shit
>>7150747>Also the island is in the middle of the ocean so neither RD nor FS would be able to fly to the mainland before getting tiredTHAT"S BULLSHITOkay to be honest for FS would make sense and Dash would probably get bored while only seeing water and end up flying in circles.
>le muffinz! xD
>>7149527>i would you
>>7150747Probably TwilightUnicorn magic and such
>>7149556You mean post anonymously?
>>7150793No, un-anonymously.Let's post our faces.
>>7150810B-but people might make fun of my green hair
>>7150813his breath must be amazing
>>7150747Highest chance of survival? Twilight and RarityBecause magic.Twilight has a plethora of spells and even without teleport she can summon things and has fire magic. I mean fuck Trixie summode a bunch of flowers. I'm sure Twilight could do the same and have something to eatAnd even so Telekinesis is more then enough to make survival on the island easy as fuck so that's why I'm saying Rarity too.A fish in the water? Fuck spears just lift it and bring it to yourself. Also Rarity has pretty damn impresive illusion magic. She could probably make a huge light show every night for an hour and eventually a ship nearby would see her.
>>7150820It isn't dirty at all thoughAnd you can't tell me to do shit
>>7150820It's not dirty, it's just organized in a way you don't understand
>>7150816don't say, lady liberty!
>>7150833don't say that*
>>7150817http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NOs51Lvhn64The whole video is wrought with symbolism and the inner workings of MC Ride's mind.It is way to deep for me to understand.
So if you wake up one morning and it's a particularly beautiful day, you'll know we made it.
>>7150747>Also the island is in the middle of the ocean so neither RD nor FS would be able to fly to the mainland before getting tiredPegasi are used for long range transport (i don't actually seem to have a shot of a flyting chariot)
>>7150820Fuck you! I wish Applejack was my mom.
>>7150783if they bring derpy back now its going to cause problems. i would be fine if they just put her in the background on a few eps.
>>7150823>Rarity has transmutation magic>eventually a ship arrives to save her>somehow there's a bed with velvet sheaths>huge ass wardrobe with clothes made out of fancy materials>Well I may have been alone but that doesn't mean I don't have to have some spear clothes
>>7150846I loved that movie.
>>7150846CELESTIA AND LUNA ARE IN CHARGE OF DAY AND NIGHT, NOT THE WEATHER YOU FUCKING IDIOT! THAT'S WHAT THE FUCKING PEGASUS PONIES ARE FOR!!! DO YOU EVEN WATCH THE FUCKING SHOW?!?
>>7150864Every time I see it i love it more, I think it's a severely underrated movie.
>>7150879It was an independent film, wasn't it?I'm not surprised people didn't like it since there were no supermodel aliens or gunslinging spessmurines
>>7150849Yeah but for one we have Fluttershy. Flying isn't one of her strengths.And then we have Rainbow Dash who okay could make it. But problem is that she's surrounded by water and only water. She doesn't have any reference points. She wouldn't notice if she deviated a bit. Get distracted for a second and she wouldn't realize that she's flying in the opposite direction
>>7150889>>7150886Sorry, not trying to be an asshole or anythingSunshine
>>7150903It was good until horror movie kicked in
>>7150906Oh so it's that Courage the cowardly dog episodeGot it
>>7150903https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rWlXU2DeYkQ>that soundtrackI still tear up at this song
>>7150903>>7150906Oh, so it's like The Core in space?
>>7150893It just wasn't even in my local theaters.And there were plenty of stars in it.
>>7150929>And there were plenty of stars in it.
>>7150732>Have you tried sleeping like that?>Shit's comfy.Science: The purpose of putting a pillow, or your blankets, between your knees is to straighten / keep your spine straight.
>>7150928No, the core is like sunshine only on earth
>>7150934HahaI wasn't even trying there
>>7150935I never could sleep like that. It makes me feel uncomfortable same goes for any kind of pajamas or clothes so I usually sleep naked.It's weird but I feel strange if I can't feel my body directly and I have something between.
>>7150965I think you need sleep
>>7150970i just like posting thingsi stayed up for /hoc/ and im super tired
>>7150991>40 lbs of RAPE
>>7150991If you think that that is cute, you are so wrong my friend.
>>7150991WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX
Odds - Watch SunshineEvens - Watch Driveany number - post best pony
>>7151002Start posting Pinkie, brah
>>7151002Is Rarity behind Fluttershy?
>>7151002Alright, later folks
>>7151001>Gilda's severed head
>>7150991DAMMIT AJ STOP STARING IN THE SUNYOU"LL GO BLINDDAMN SILLY PONY
I started watching MLP becouse of you guys and it turned out a realy good cartoon,then season-1 episode-25 came and it made me realize that Pinkie Pie is a schizophrenic psychopath.Now im afraid of him
>>7150991Twilight and Rarity are so cute in thatAnd then Fluttershy is just like "This Applejack is one crazy ass bitch"
>>7151019What.Why were you here befor that
>>7151002Don't watch drive. It's crap.
>>7151015But the sun looks like a giant apple
>>7151037But A Real Hero is such a good songI was gonna watch Sunshine anyway, I don't feel like Drive
>>7151019>HimI really liked PoOI'm pretty sure that most ponies have repressed problemsSeeing as they live in some crazy ass utopia
>>7151037But the music is so fucking good.
>>7151042...I think you're already blindI mean it looks more like an Orange
GuysPick one of your favorite disaster movieYour favorite pone is now the protagonist of the movieHow fucked is she?
>>7151015Who's a silly pony?
>>7150522what exactly am i looking at here
>>7151060Good thing I don't like any disaster movies
>>7151060>protagonistDoesn't matter she will survive
>>7151071She'll not if you like and watch GOOD disaster movies...
>Your favorite pony's skirt just blew upwards int he wind>She turns back at you blushingwat do
>>7151060>Pinkie Pie>Dante's PeakShe'll laugh the magma away.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kRrM-86Bc9oAnd I thought Bronies were the height of autism.
>>7151090Mount her.This is my answer for most scenarios in which I find myself in direct contact with a pone.
>>7151060Is "The Mist" considered a disaster movie? Cause if so I don't like this game. ;_;
>>7151090Why would she blush? They're naked most of the time anyway
>>7151105>that old shitThose girl are both most likely bronies right now.
>>7151109I was thinking this exact same thing.
>>7151108It's a disaster of a movie, so sure.
>>7151109>>7151126Clearly it's just your favorite pony trying to flirt with you>Why are you blushing, you're always naked>"Yeah, haha that's just silly isn't it"
>>7151060>Twilight as this guyrip twily
>>7151109>>7151126This is why no one invites you to parties Anons. You just suck the fun out of everything
>>7151147I suck a lot of things.
Why is The Land Before Time listed under disaster movies on Wikipedia?
>>7151147But I do get invited to parties. And people are usually happy when I show up.
>>7151157Because the dinosaurs died
>>7151157Because no mater what eventually the meteorite will hist them.
>>7151157The big meteor I guess?
Rainbow Dash is a cunt.
>>7151166Keep telling yourself that.>"Ahh look its anon! Look everybody anon is here! Hahaha">"H-hi."
>>7151120Look at how young he is
>>7151090I doubt my favorite pony would even notice her skirt being blown by the wind.
>>7151168>>7151169>>7151170Then in that case Friendship is Magic is a sitcom.Just needs a laugh track and witty geek-chic pandering "humor" now.
>>7151171Her ability to be a cunt was nerfed way to much in the latest expansion. They started towards the end of the last one but now they just went crazy.i thought they were stopping with patch 3.3 where they buffed it a bit but nope
>>7151178And keep telling yourself that everyone else in the world is as socially awkward as your self. It won't make the fact that I have a social life any less true.
>>7151185Who is your favorite pony and why wouldn't she notice a skit she's wearing blowing in the wind?
When is new pone comic?
>>7151202>>7151195Holy shit, Bruce Willis had hair?!
>>7151202What a handsome motherfucker.
>>7151198I dunno who my favorite pony is.
>>7151214Oh come on anon, just think long and hard
sorry tonight didn't work out
>>7151222>tfw improved so fast already better than ross
>>7151219I'll try and think of what pony I could possibly like.
How do I initiate conversation with someoneI'm so lonely
>>7151199Anon plspls respond
>>7151231>Thinking being better than ross is an accomplishmentIt's like beating a guy with no legs in a race
>>7151246I am lonely too anon, what is your skype
>>7151251>>7151247>>7151246I'm thankful me and my pony are rich assholes who make fun of you lesser ponies
So what do you horsefuckers think will happen during ep11, and the tweet from a staff member saying it will probably cause a huge rift in the fandom and a massive shitstorm
>>7151262At least my pony isn't a slut who sucks every dick that comes her way.
Oh shitThere was no episode yesterday!THERE WAS NO EPISOD!
>>7151266Is that the Discord episode?
>>7151246>tfw talking to people doesn't come naturally to you and you have to strategize and plan out topics to talk about just in case
>>7151274but all ponies do that
>>7151266It's probably pornPorn causes problems
>>7151257At least the guy with no legs had the effort to try and beat you
>>7151275I'm going to leak that new episode so hard
>>7151275No shit sherlock
>>7151191>she's too much of a cunt>she's too kindIt's Sinestra all over.
Maybe cancer patient pony is just Bruce Willis pony with the flu?
>>7151266They're gonna kill off Derpy.
>>7151282>tfw the conversation doesn't go where you were trying to make it go and you have no idea what to say from there
>>7151306No Applejack I'm tired of your questions, figure something out on your own for a change.
>>7151312>>7151319>How come some ponies don't eat apples?
>>7151266Ep 11 in the production or the episode the 11th episdoe they are going to airBecause that's either the Discord one or the Spike oneAnyway it's more probably the Discord one and it will just rape a lot of headcanons>tfw most of my headcanons were logical and either got confirmed or partialy confirmed
>>7151338because its shit tier food only for mudrace horse
>>7151338Not now, not like this
>>7151338Some ponies are carnivores, meaning they eat meat only.
>>7151346Just checked a list and it's the Spike pet-sitting all the pets.Spike's going to get some of Rarity's poontang or it's going to completely destroy the ship.
>>7151338BECAUSE THEY KNOW THAT MOST OF THEM HAVE BEEN STUCK INSIDE OF YOU BY YOUR BROTHER
>>7151266They're going to canonize sexual attraction and homosexuality in the FiM universe.
>>7151357Well, he does already have her pussy.
>>7151357Yeah but the spike episode is the eight episode in production order. It's aired as the eleventh episode but the real eleventh episode is the Discord one.
>>7151357>Rarity is going to reject Spike's love>Suddenly Sweetie Belle appears>Comforts Spike>Spike acquires new girlfriend>Sweetie Belle gets her cutie markIt's a Bad Dragon Dildo
>>7151373Oh.Then Celestia x Discord is going to happeb
>Please vote for me
why is she so perfect mlpg
>>7151385Chrysalis? All those fuckable holes.I presume you meant Chrysalis and not either of the horses in the image you posted because neither of those are perfect.But Chrysalis is.
>>7151384As much as I like you, I would not vote for you.
>>7151282Ditch the list, Dipper. Just talk
>>7151384>environmentalist government regulation as priority policyFuck off, socialist scum.Wait. Idea. PONIES BASED OFF OF COUNTRIES!!!
>>7151384She would be worst mayor, agreeing with what everyone suggested in a hope for being liked and reelected.
>>7151407>But we could talk all night long
>>7151266>alicorn twilight>derpy officially gone, including the opening song>major shipping material>reddit and/or 4chan references>brony OCs as background ponies>thousands of fanfictions and headcanons debunked>luna becomes evil again>episode centered around spike>another new princess
>>7151413>Every politician ever
MLPG, you're very unladylike.
>>7151417No Fluttershy, I do not want to see you stress out or get frustrated with paper work. I am not voting for you for your own good.
>>7151425No. I mean she sucks. As in she's not good.
>>7151384I don't vote for hippie Liberals.
>>7151384AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAThen I close the doorI only vote for either Twilight or Rarity
>>7151435Now Applejack. THAT'S a candidate I would vote for.
>>7151418oh, maybe it's the introduction of that baby alicorn
>>7151412You mean Hetalia but with ponies?
>>7151434That is incorrect.Chrysalis is perfect.
>>7151439>only voting for unicornsWow check your privilege
>>7151444>the baby alicorn is Discord's form after bein reformed
the baby alicorn is twilight after being sucked into cadence's vagina and being unbirthed
>>7151446Perfectly disgusting. She's shit, Anon. A shitty villain who is only better than the Crystals guy cause he didn't even do anything but go "GRRRR RAWR CRYSTALS"
>>7151442What about Rainbow Dash?
>>7151450>>the baby alicorn is Discord's form after bein reformedHmm, maybe the alicorn baby is Discord +
>>7151465I heard she's a cunt.
>>7151465PffReminds me of that anon representing Rarity vs LoudanonIt was a lot of fun
>>7151464This seems to be upsetting you.Please calm down and accept Chrysalis as the perfect pony.
>>7151472I heard she's into cunts.
>>7151472I heard she abandoned her friends for a cloud
>>7151477I heard she eats them
>>7151476But see this is where you are wrong. She's not a pony. She's a completely different species. And she's the most retarded villain I've ever seen.
>>7151481I heard she eats them like pie, straight out of the box.
>wake up>my image in the OPis this what artists feel like
>NTSTS sending Reu a Christmas gift, probably expecting long distance sex in return
>>7151486Not bad, face looks uncanny as hell though6/10 would rather cuddle Pinkieanon instead
>>7151493Yup, exactly like that
What if you could live in Equestria, but only if you moved into a town that was three days away from Ponyville and Canterlot?And it was populated entirely by contributor OCs?
>>7151499Your accent pisses me off.
>>7151486I wonder if anyone has modded Saints Row: The Third to have pony fursuiters in place of the Genki mascots yet.
>>7151508Could I move out of that town after I moved in?
>>7151508At least it would be safe, considering how overpowered they would be.Now all I would do is gouge out my eyes so I don't have to look at their horrible color schemes and I should be ready.
>>7151508I'd have a house there, but live out of a hotel in Ponyville.
>>7151497>implying he wont turn gay
>>7151489>I heard she eats them like pie, straight out of the box.
>>7151508I could deal with that.
>>7151531How would Octavia act high anyways?
>>7151535She'd erratically play a fiddle instead of a cello.
>>7151520>gays say they were born gay and it's not a choice>they talk about straight men "going gay" as though it's completely different
>>7151531I think the thing I like most about ghost's ponies is the super long hairmore people should do that
>>7151535She'd babble pseudointellectual shit about music
>>7151531Assuming the average glazed sprinkled donut has around 300 calories, and each box contained a dozen donutsOctavia would have digested 3,600 calories a box, 36,000 total. That's about 18 days worth of calories. Don't get me started on the amount of sugar and fat there are.
>>7151545And get a mane/coat dye job.
>>71515179/10 would cuddle on a sofa with
>>7151557>I eat 16,000 calories per day.jpg
>>7151550>Implying sex with Reu doesnt turn men gay
>>7151564even though it's 99.9 percent likely there's an obese neckbeard on the inside?
>>7151552>I think the thing I like most about ghost's ponies is the super long hairThe thing that makes Ghosts ponies sing (to me) is that they aren't show accurate ponies. She gets it enough that it's always obvious who they are, but she's got her own thing going. I wish more artists did that instead of trying and failing to make their stuff look like the show
>>7151569>implying straight men can turn gay but gay men can't turn straight
>>7151573Can't be very obese, it'd show on the suit
>>7151566You're joking right? No one out there actually does that, right?
>>7151564I would bet he would be flatter by that.
>>7151558how the fuck is that happening
>>7151557I am aroused. Please continue.
>>7151581>Implying that was implied
>>7151584>You're joking right? No one out there actually does that, right?oh, you werent here last night? does anyone have the picture?
>>7151584GOTTA BULK BRO.
>>7151584I think the tour de france cyclists do
>>7151573I take offense at that
>>7151584I doubt it. I think even olympians only do 8-12k calories a day when training.From personal experience, training for rowing season in college I was eating 9000 a day, and that was insane.
>>7151601>I think the tour de france cyclists doMichael Phelps eats 12,000 a dayBreakfast: Three fried-egg sandwiches loaded with cheese, lettuce, tomatoes, fried onions and mayonnaise. Two cups of coffee. One five-egg omelet. One bowl of grits. Three slices of French toast topped with powdered sugar. Three chocolate-chip pancakes.Lunch: One pound of enriched pasta. Two large ham and cheese sandwiches with mayo on white bread. Energy drinks packing 1,000 calories.Dinner: One pound of pasta. An entire pizza. More energy drinkhttp://blogs.wsj.com/health/2008/08/13/the-michael-phelps-diet-dont-try-it-at-home/
le epic ______
>>7151622I can't even eat his breakfast over an entire day, what the fuck
>>7151623>You will never have a three way with your favorite ship
>>7151622Okay, for people like that it makes sense because they burn through that shit like nothing. I thought we were talking about average joes.
>>7151676Some fatasases eat that much.
>>7151607Oh god I know what you mean. I did rowing too. Summer training horrified my family. I would just eat everything. All the meals would be buffet-esque, because we had a ton of friends/relatives staying in our house over the summer, and I would eat last and eat everything left over, then go eat more.
>>7151676>I thought we were talking about average joes.We were. I can't find the picture. Yesterday we were talkin' about some fat British lady sittin' in front of an entire table of shit. It was what she ate in a day. Two 4 liters of milk. Two 1 liters of coke. It was insane
we /fit/ now?
>>7151675Every time.It's the pizza that fucking does it.
>>7151695Were you that hungry or you just forced yourself to eat that much?
>>7151675I feel like the inception music should be playing each time they add a layer
>>7151700We always /fit/
>>7151675>tfw can't find the video
>>7151704You have to take your time with the meals because your stomach can only hold so much, but when you're actually using that much energy every day with hours and hours of practice, you need to eat that much,
CRUDE STEW DO YOU FEEL IT APPLEBLOOM
>>7151698IMO you should be declared legally dead once you reach a certain weight. Like, so all your assets and such are absorbed by the government and you can't feed yourself anymore and you have to fucking work off the weight in order to be re-accepted into living society.
>>7151752>Chocolate digestive biscuits Every time
>>7151631It's really blandHow do i blend with a square brush, it's really hard
>>7151752>chocolate cake >(medium)Are you fucking kidding me.
>>7151752How do you fucking eat two loaves of bread in a day
>>7151752>the lasagna is the healthiest thing she eats
>>7151769I'm pretty sure it's the milk or the sandwiches
>>7151752Wait, so she eats two loaves of bread IN ADDITION to fucking platter of sandwiches???
>>7151781to the fucking platter*
>>7151776you can't eat milk
>>7151752I could eat that much right now I'm fucking starving.
>>7151796If anyone's going to fucking find a way, it's this bitch.
>>7151796>He doesnt know how to eat milk
What does he have left?
>>7151752Someone print this out and show it to a starving nigger child in Africa.
>>7151805>you will never be wrapped in this thick a layer of calorie-shredding muscle mass
>>7151814He can still stare at horse ass all day
>>7151820And touch it too
>>7151811It's all because of the fat black women.
Are you desperate enough for human to pony contact that you would pay a pony to cuddle you?
>>7151814He gets to look at ponies naked all the fucking timeI would never stop enjoying that. I don't give a fuck what national geographic says
>>7151828The teenage years were not kind to Twilight
>>7151832Remember when that blog was good
>>7151816What would that accomplish beyond being very, very funny?
>>7151811There's a difference between eating like a fucking pig and eating like a fucking pig because you can't afford to eat healthy.White people, for the most part, can afford to eat somewhere other than Applebee's every fucking Sunday, but they don't because they're fucking lazy and retarded.American and English white people, at least.
>>7151517I swear this is the only decent pony costume in the entire fandom
>>7151836>you will never rub princess' shoulders
>>7151836>derpibooru has a "cutelestia" tagoh yes...
>>7151841Nothing.Maybe a few good shots for the next National Geographic issue.
>>7151847So, all white people are rich and all black people are poor?
>>7151761pretty please respond
>>7151847We prepare our own healthy meals on the cheap.Way cheaper (and less lazy) than eating out every night.
>>7151864>So, all white people are rich and all black people are poor?Chris Rock has an amazing bit about how he's one of the best paid black stand up comedians. He finally got some money, and got a great place for his family in this incredible rich neighbourhoodAnd who he's living next to?A fucking dentist
>>7151847>actually believing thisThere are more poor white people because the countries you mentioned are composed mostly of white people.
>>7151864>Poster talks about general trends in American society>Immediately make a post trying to undermine his post by claiming absolutes when he was discussing trendsAnon you're better than this.
>>7151875I don't get what you're implying
princess celestia likes donutsthe sugar-dusted kind with jam in the middle
>>7151847leave your botched logic in your nigger studies classes
>>7151869>pretty please respondI'm not an artist, sorry. I'm responding anyway so you don't feel ignoredYou should thumb through Rose's (inkeydonkey) tumblr. Tag, tutorial or reference, I think. I guarantee she's got sheets on making pretty blends
>>7151873Nigga nothing beats $0.15 instant ramen for eating poor.
>>7151878We're talking about percentages of racial population.
>>7151885that the richest black guy is comparable to a mid-high class white guy?
>>7151891Alright, I will, thanks for the reply
>>7151885>I don't get what you're implyingChris Rock is the best at what he does as a black person, and that is equivalent to a white dentist
>>7151884His flawed logic is not general trends in America, it's stereotyping.
>>7151902A dentist is not middle class.
>>7151902He's the highest paid black comedian. Not the richest black guy. But he still makes a ton of money.He lives in the same neighborhood as a dentist. This means the dentist is doing well and definitely not middle class.
>>7151905>Alright, I will, thanks for the replyhttp://inkydonkey.tumblr.com/tagged/tutorialHell even if you don't find something for blending, you'll come out on the other side with a great wealth of knowledge
>>7151906>Implying you can know the dentist is white based on his salary>Implying a black dentist doesnt make that muchNigga the problem here isnt race. It's that comedian isnt a lucrative profession, whereas dentist is.
>>7151912>>7151922>>7151923sorry, I'm not american
>>7151902>>7151906I hightly doubt that the dentist has about $60 mil.And even if he does, he has earned it.I really don't see the problem here.
>>7151923But he's not the highest paid dentist.
>>7151902>>7151906That's a fucking stupid statement from both him and you.First off that dentist might very well be one of the best in the city earning 50k+ a month, and even if he isn't, dentists earn a lot of cash anyway.Second, being a stand up comedian isn't the way to become the richest person on the world. He can be very happy that he earns as much as he does, he's no international superstar. Stand up comedians in general usually aren't.
so we went from being /fit/ to being /pol/ now?
>>7151931Middle class is generally people who make between $25000-$100000, depending on the cost of living in their area.
HOW ABOUT THEM PONIES, YOU FUCK UPS
Let's listen to Chris Rock tell this, instead of an Anonhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Kxp9CEJeAg
>>7151906No. Stand-up Comedians, even famous and successful ones like Chris Rock, just aren't paid as much as you think.
I need more Fatlight Sparkle in my life.
>not bonding with ponies over 99 Red Balloons
>>7151943Perfect example, Twilight is a nigger and she seems to be doing just fine.
>>7151936And Chris Rock is not the highest paid comedian. Just the highest paid black one.Therein lies the conundrum, sir.
>>7151942so, how much american dentist can make?
>>7151955What is Zecora then? A double-nigger?
>>7151955If Twilight is black, then this pony is too. Is that what you want?
>>7151961Yes, Twilight is an African-American nigger, whereas Zecora is an African nigger, aka "double nigger".
>>7151925She does reblog really helpful stuff
>>7151960http://www.ada.org/1444.aspx2 seconds in google
>>7151955she is white as snow
>>7151960The average is something like $150,000 a year, but the dentist living next to Chris Rock is clearly a hollywood dentist making considerably more than that.
>>7151960A whole lot more. Dentists in any half-decent country earn 20k+ a month.
>>7151956Are you saying the reason he's not the highest paid comedian is because he's black?Because that's retarded.
>>7151976>Looks exactly like her momNope.
>>7151964Shinning Armour is her step brother.
>>7151982Her mom is adopted too.
>>7151972She's just a nerdy nigger girl, which behave much more white than your average run-of-the-mill nigger.
>>7151974...It all makes so much sense now
>>7151982That's great except THEY ALL LOOK THE FUCKING SAME.
>>7151985>Her mom is adopted too.Celestia has been working for 1000 years to find Equestria's best dancerShe's bad at it
>>7151987No nigger can be that white broThat's white even by white people standards
>>7151991EXACTLY SO THEY MUST ALL BE BLACK
where is weaver
>>7151987Nerdy nigger girls still have inherent rhythm. She does not. She ain't a nigga, and you ain't mah nigga.
>>7151996pip?why would there be a pip episode?he was just a one-shot character.
>>7151996>The finale is a rarity episodeoh god nooh god please nono
>>7151996They had one thing to doOne single thingAt least it's beater to have no episode than having two episodes like AJ did
>>7152003It was probably mentioned in the question he's replying to
>>7151987>>7151991What do you people see in the niggerlight fanon is beyond me. Liking it as fapmaterial would be one thing but as actual fanon, that's just all kinds of stupid and pointless.
>>7151995maybe she is Argentinian?
>>7151996But I need my Raridose
>>7151997HOORAY SOCIAL JUSTICE, HOORAY POLITICAL CORRECTNESS, HOORAY BEER
What pone pic makes your heart tighten the hardest.
>>7152003>bronies>HI PLS MAKE EPISODES FOREVER ABOUT THIS INSIGNIFICANT CHARACTER THAT SHOWER UP FOR 5 SECONDS ONCE THEY'RE MY FAVORITES CHARACTER FOREVER
>>7152015how could anybody be stupid enough to think that there might be a pip episode that they even felt the need to ask?
>>7152000Pushing his rape-affirmation beliefs on unsuspecting individuals most likely.
>>7152003bronies love him
>>7152035I think that's one of those damn Abos.
>>7151996Its official, season 3 is the worst season thus far.
>>7152023I didn't know old people actually remember things in desaturated sepia tones.
So MLPG what's the unhealthiest local food where you live?
>>7152025>>7152035shup up Mexico
>>7152045It's not.Trust me, I'm a genealogist.
>>7152052Either Nicks Famous Roast Beef or Brothers out of the ones I visit frequently enough.I dunno, lots of unhealthy places around here.Delicious, but unhealthy.
>>7152045That's Malik Agar. He's African.
>>7152052I don't know, probably burger king or something
>>7152052>HawaiiYou dont even know
>>7151996>no rarity episode all seasonRainbow Dash got one, else it would've been the perfect season.
>>7152014True, season 3 probably wouldn't have been any good for Rarity anyway.I wouldn't stand for Merryweather butchering muh waifu.
>>7152052Taco Bell. It's so fucking horrible for you. Fuck.
>>7152071brony y do u hate the show
>>7152079You guys still eating the spam musubi?
>>7152052Battered and fried Mars bar is pretty Australian
>>7152052Just McDonald. I hit it once a month I guess.
>>7152071/mlp/ pls go back to worshipping pinkie pie pls
>>7152052I think it's the traditional Christmas food where we take a pig and use everything possible on him as food including the tail and hoovesPork testicles are actually fucking delicious
>>7152089>battered"I...I walked into a door."
>>7152052Should have said >fast food and big chains don't count
>>7152098>I got hit by a baseball...
>>7152079Oh god I know.>Plate lunch>Three scoops of rice>Two scoops mac salad, extra mayonaise >Two large pieces of fried beef>Two slices fried spam>Two fried eggs>All covered in gravyThat's a meal for one person.
>>7152093How could anyone possibly like this pony? Look at her. She is just awful.
>>7152104Please.Tell me of your baseball issues.
>>7152096>pork testiclesPeople eat those?
>>7152052I don't know, but my pal told me about this place in his hometown called the "Choo Choo BBQ"It's specialty is a two pound tray of meat.
>>7152116You'd be surprised what people doesn't eat...Nothing. People eat fucking everything. There was that guy eating lightbulbs... good for him
>>7151943Jerking it to ponies has helped me kick my diaper fetish.Do you think I traded up or down?
What the FUCK am I supposed to do?If I try shielding they drain my full bar of stamina, if I try to flank (hue) it it just rears up and oneshots me. I KNOW THIS GAME IS ALLEGEDLY HARD BUT THIS IS RETARDED.
>>7152124Up, of course
>>7152113h-he struck me
Can someone link me the Amethyst episode that premiered yesterday? is ti on youtube?
>>7152124Definitly up. Now just don't fuck up and go for diaper ponies.Or do... so you can start paying me for comissions me
>>7152079>>7152108>>7152112Go to bed Hawaii, it's like 3:30 where you are.
>>7152130Run past it
>>7152123>eating light bulbsCan't say that's the brightest idea I've ever heard.
>>7152124Up. Diaperfags are one step below furfags in faggotry, and one step beyond footfags.
>>7152134>I MEAN THE BASEBALL!!!
>>7152134You have none of my sympathy.
>>7152052Your mom's vagina.
>>7152141I'm confused. You exclusively do commissions of diaper ponies? Is that actually a big enough market to get by?
>>7152142They serve spam at McDonalds. People here are obsessed with spam.
>>7152143and hit other like him.>>7152130Use some big ass long weapon with enough dmg. Claymore or... spear. Run up to him. Feel the moment when you are in reach. Swing once before he attacks you. If your attack connected then he'll get enough damage up hes ass for doing that "oh that hurts animation" and prohibiting from quick counter. Swing again (maybe twice) and finish him off.
>>7152116Dude they are fucking deliciousFuck most people here eat the chicken legs too. I mean the actual legs.It's fucking hilariousI mean we have one of the lowest salaries not just in Europe but in the entire world and pretty high prices but does anyone care? Fuck no. During Christmas and Easter we eat a shit load of food. There was never a year where food sales during that period weren't huge as fuck.International economic crisis that hit us hard as fuck? For food no one cares. They even spend more on food than when they did before the economical crisis.
>>7152137>>7152137Please?I came bearing gifts: http://i.imgur.com/KPXSd.jpg
>>7152157Nah it's just something that I CAN do. Things is it is a niche that for now is being filled just by low quality crap. If someone better joins up and tries hes strength it means sure and possibly expensive comissions.
>>7152161I always considered Spam unfit to eat until I moved here.Now I have it with my eggs every morning.Thanks, Zippy's.
>>7152166Entire world not including the third world countries in Africa.That wouldn't really be a fair comparison
>>7152130Strong weapon + strong attack = stunstun = victoryDon't let the giant archer shoot you in the face.Or, go grind shit and level up
>>7152146Did you just say footfags are worse than diaperfags?
>>7152166>Hanging with his bro from Ghana>We're eating some chicken wings>He just puts the whole damn thing in his mouth, bone and all, bites once and swallows>He downs over 50 of them
>>7152187What the fuck
>>7152165Which pony would you want in a zombie apocalypse?
>>7152190Twilight or Rarity
>>7152186They truly are. Especially that one time where some footfag was talking about Sweetie Belles VA's feet on one of her videos
>>7152190Twilight or Dash.
>>7152202Hahahaha what the fuck
>>7152202You're fucking daft.And that's a pedophile with a foot fetish. That's like me saying diaperfags are terrible for wanting to shit in their diapers and pretend to be a baby.Crossing fetishes, bro.
>>7152190>Rainbow Dash>Fly somewhere isolated and safe
>>7152190I'll go easymode with Celestia
>>7152202>shitting in a diaper>is more acceptable than liking feet
>>7152211Doesn't matter, you're still a bunch of sick fucks.
>>7152212Sure that's what she'd do, but what about you?
>>7152222They're both terrible
>>7152223And you're crazy.Foot fetishism is the most common fetish.
>>7152137At first I thought this was humanized pinkie pie x chrysalis
>>7152222This is why you don't use Q tips in third world countries. Things get up in there without the wax and live there.
>>7152235>now that i know that's a lie, rainbow dash would never->whoosh
>>7152226No, it's not
>>7152166Oh come onIt can't be that bad if you're in Europe. Except if you're from Greece.What's the minimum wage?
>>7152246>my headcanon is more important than the show
>>7152243Yes, earwax is repulsive to insects. It's good to have earwax. Lots and lots of earwax
>>7152246>Broken by DiscordI guess Fluttershy is also a gigantic assholeAnd Pinkie hates laughter
>>7152249>Foot fetishism, foot partialism, foot worship, or podophilia is a pronounced sexual interest in feet. It is the most common form of sexual fetishism for otherwise non-sexual objects or body parts.>^ Dobson, R. (25 February 2007). "Heels are the world's No 1 fetish." The Independent
>>7152259No, they were reversed by Discord. Dash wasn't.
>>7152243In general it's not good to use q-tips for anything but cleaning the outer folds of your ears.Jamming them into the ear canal just pushes wax farther in and compacts it, leading to blockage and eventual hearing loss.
>>7152262>Some guy said it, it must be trueThe most common fetishes are ass, breast, legs ext.
>>7152265He reversed her before she bailed.
IMO feet are the ugliest part of the body.They're the Derpy of your legs.
>>7152265>>7152265Yes, he just gave her illusions. Were you paying attention anon?
>>7152275>Non-sexual body partsWhat is reading comprehension?
>>7152278uh no he didn't
>>7152275Learn to fucking read
>>7152255>implying most of them don't live in slum-like conditions
>>7152285Nigga did you even watch the episode?
>>7152250155 euros is the minimum wageApproximately 25% of the working population has just the minimum wageThe average amount of money spent around Christmas just for food is 450-500 euros.
>>7152284>Legs and breast are sexually body partsThe pot calling the kettle black.
>>7152296>>7152281>>7152278it's a shame nobody in mlpg watches the show any more
>implying dash wouldn't abandon you in a second to go find her 'friends'>implying she gives a rats ass about her friends 90% of the time>implying she's not worst poneo but when she dus care shes da best fwend
>>7152280Fuck you she has toenails of gold
>>7152273>God tier:ToesBall of the foot>High tier:ArchAnkle>Eat shit tier:Top of foot
>>7152299Legs and breasts are sexual body parts. We're conditioned by evolution to find them attractive. Also that phrase doesnt even apply here.
>>7152299Well, research states that feet are a more common fetish than breasts or legs
>>7152310I didn't know the most shit-tier fetish had it's own sub-tiers.
>>7152301Nice job reading around the lines :vLook, I'm using little face things :o
>>7152310Switch top and ankle and we can be niggas
I'm convinced this foot thing is completely ironic.>in before: lol its a fetish you don't understand it
>>7152304>has had multiple episodes in recent memory where she went out of her way to help her friendslel
>>7152319>shit tierFuck you, its a timeless classic.
>>7152322>Ankle>Not barely god-tierAnon we can never be niggas
>>7152310By top you mean toes?That's interesting. So far I spoke with furries and vore fans about their fetishes. Never had occasion to find feet fetishit.
>mfw i enjoy inflation
>>7152315Why don't gay people date traps? Then they can get the best of both worlds.
>>7152201>>7152205>implying Dash wouldn't be TRAITOR
>>7152319The shittiest fetish is scatFor both joking reasons and real reasons
>>7152342>implying all the other ponies wouldn't go fucking insane
>>7152285She was gray you double nigger.
>>7152337>By top you mean toes?Blah... Sorry. I misread. Gotcha now.
>>7152326I've seen so many stranger things that I'm not surprised.
>>7152337No, by top I mean the opposite of the soleToes are wonderful
>>7152335I've never once seen any feet fetish content draw attention to the ankles. What the hell are you talking about
>>7152339I only enjoy cum inflationinflation by itself is just silly to me
>>7152355I would love to know the context of this picture.
>>7152346Sheldon kind of reminds me of Twilight Sparkle.What if BBT/MLP crossovers
>>7152334>saving an image from the google preview page>not even clicking view fullsize
>>7152345>Implying you wouldn't want to shit on your cousin's nose and watch it dribble down to her chinWell, you're clearly not Mozart.
>>7152350prove it instead of shitposting
>>7152339>mfw I fap to Hoihoi's because of the distended bellies
>>7152356>tfw ponies dont have toes
>>7152362cum inflation is pretty much all i enjoy, but a big belly is always unf to me.
>>7152359Really? You've never seen someone holding a leg out, pointing the foot straight, and someone kissing the ankle?That's a pretty common image