Which pony would you go with on a long relaxing car drive and why?Previous Thread>>7084621
The jerk store called....They're running out of you!
You ass hole jew bags!No one told me your supposed to HOLD the mouse button in this bull shit baseball game!
Why isnt the dark lord your desktop yet?
>>7088035Well duh, I left ab hour ago.
>>7087908>car drive>not taking pony in your comfy cab as you truck across Europe
not pinkietwilight probably, I feel like she could keep herself entertained the best
>>7087908>PinkieShe would be pointing everything that's on the track!
>>7087908if you don't contribute, don't use a name
>>7088035I'm sorry you think that way
Is pony the one who is driving? Because I can't drive...
>>7088095Why can't you drive?
>>7088085>he doesn't know Jailbait
>>7088034DAWWWI just want to take that Marker Pony, hug her and pound on her tight little ass and pussy until she's a crying mess of tears, semen and blood.
>>7088034What's so happy about it?
>>7088117New threads to mark.
>>7088035Oh yeah?I well I had hug with your waifue
>>7088116She'd die before she cries.
>>7088117It hasn't been ruined yet.
>>7088117We survived the apocalypse foretold by the Mayan calendar-makers!
>>7088145Hooray, we defeated circles!
>>7088132>tfw already botched my new years resolution of maintaining a reasonable sleep schedule
>>7088132>it hasn't been ruined>Remender's run on Uncanny X-Force has endedSpeak for yourself.
>>7088126his waifu is in a coma
>>7088168Were the ancient mayans practicing how to draw ponies?
>>7088173>well, I screwed up once, better pitch the whole messjust keep fukken trying to fix it you dingus
>>7088201>implying Rose comes here
>>7088190Yes, that calendar was their last attempt before they said "FUCK IT" and just WENT to Equestria.
>>7088203I will, but it's my third day of trying and I've only been getting worse
>>7088215>implying Rose isn't too busy licking Panda feetHow does it feel she's no longer pure?That she has given herself unto the furry?
>>7088237but she was already a furry
>>7088237I don't really care.
>>7088237I don't care.
What happened to tiara?
you guys are so boring
>>7088251But not as badly as she is now.
>>7088177>Pinkie wakes up from a long coma, shouting "Bosco! Bosco!">No one realizes she simply wants a sunday
>>7088237I love that panda fursonaI want her butthole
>>7088237>Oh noes, she isn't our pure maiden wiafu!Calm your shit, faggot.
>>7088245WELL WHAT THE FUCKI WOKE UP AT NINE PM TODAYI HAVE TO BE UP AT SIX THIRTY AM THIS SUNDAYHOW THE FUCK DO I MAKE THIS HAPPEN
Guys, rewatching Season 1 feels really good.Just thought I'd share that with ya'll.
>>7088262Drowned in a bathtub filled with MONEY.
>>7088262She fell in a mud puddle
has anyone drawn capricorn pony yetits so fucking cute i would snuggle with her all night
>>7088280Don't sleep in until 9 PM.
>>7088284>furry drawing furry's fursona's doing furry shitHow fitting.
>>7088290Weird, I woke up in a tub full of ice.
>>7088237Mmm, nigra, your new is cute, but truth to be told she was furry since.. 2002?
>>7088111I never really bothered to learn how to. I rarely leave my house other than to go to class, and even if I did, where the fuck would I go? I have no friends to hang out with, no qtπ gf to go out with and/or fuck or a job that warrants the need for me to drive.
>>7088290Is it true that he doesn't come here anymore?
>>7088285S1 was really something specialThe other seasons arent bad by any extent, but theres something missing
>>7088295You know I always wondered, she sings really deep.Do you think she alters it somehow, you know they can do that with technology these days...
>>7088324He lurks as anon.That's it.
>>7088295His fursona is a girlCheck your privilege
>>7088275>What the fuck is a joke
>>7088329that's why is a good thing that he left
>>7088333Quality, cleverness, novelty, fun?
>>7088342His fursona is a guy
>>7088342Ken has explicitly stated that his panda OC is a heterosexual male.
>>7088356youre mom is a guy
>>7088333I think what's missing might be something inside us.Something we once had and then lost.
>>7088348A joke is something spoken, written, or done with humorous intention. Jokes may have many different forms, e.g., a single word or a gesture (considered in a particular context), a question-answer, or a whole short story. The word "joke" has a number of synonyms, including wisecrack, gag, prank, quip, jape and jest.To achieve their end, jokes may employ irony, sarcasm, word play and other devices. Jokes may have a punch line, i.e. an ending to make it humorous.A practical joke or prank differs from a spoken joke in that the major component of the humour is physical rather than verbal (for example placing salt in the sugar bowl).
>>7088356This, just blatantly feminine.
First SFW image reply to this post is what I use for the new quest thread on sub.
>>7088366>youreIt's your're you illiterate moron.
>>7088341Why do pontt hav such big head?
>>7088384>Posts like this.I dare you to be any more /b/
>>7088409here's a better picture if you want to use it
>>7088407>Someone posts about Tiara>1234554923384 posts about how it's Tiara posting as anonJust shut up already.
>>7088415Since when does /b/ quest?
>>7088421fuck off tiara
>>7088421>ib4 tiara accusations
This fucking game.
>>7088363Ken's a fucking moron. Those hips, those legs - that's a girl.
>>7088415Isn't your irrational hatred of MLPG more along the lines of what to expect in /b/?
I would take Pinkie on the long car ride.Now, you people may thing I'm crazy, but I have a reason:No other pony would tolerate my constant singing. Pinkie would join in and even lead and we'd have a great time. We'd stop everywhere along the way and take pictures and have a great time.
>>7088333>something missingI have the same feeling. Something about S1 just made me love the ponies so damned much. In S2 and beyond, they're still lovable, but they almost seem like they're more distanced from the audience. S1 felt more personal for some reason, like we were invited to see something special.Maybe it's how they handle slice of life now as compared to then?
>>7088441Now that's what I call cis scum
would you give her the love?
>>7088333Lauren FaustSometimes genuine visions means a lot. You may not be able to notice it in a separate episode, if you take it as an example, but the season as whole, the whole picture shows. Little by little, details by detail, aspect by aspect - something IS missing, something is different
>>7088457You can try.You will fail.
>>7088473Would I have a choice?
>>7088333>>7088459Is it hard to believe that you're possibly getting burned out on ponies?
>>7088475She worked on s2
>>7088458I thought the whole "kid learns to animate and becomes brony famous" thing was kind of a neat storyI don't mind talking about him at all, but when it's anon flinging shit for no reason it's kind of annoyingyou guys already made him drop his name, why do you keep doing thiswhat else is there to gain
>>7088441>Draw a a flat-chested girl>claim it's a guy>instant popularityAnd that's how you draw the Onta way.It's like no one knows how to draw decent traps anymore.Thank god for Po-Ju.
>>7088483Of course.Unless you say no.
>>7088462Fuck you, you PC-Slave hippy. Men and women aren't built the same way. If it's built like a woman, it's a fucking woman, as much as Onta wants to believe otherwise.
>>7088458Stop posting about it.
>>7088449No, that would be /v/Remember, ponies and /b/ kinda merged into some sort of horrible monster, /v/ just set shit on fire when they even smelled a giggle.
>>7088437it's fucking impossiblewithout the upgrades
>>7088505Well, then I would refuse.Because it's more fun to resist and fall.
>>7088487Only the script. She left bfore productions started (except opening, it was done for s01 set). And A LOT of things usually changed during production. Wonderbolts Academy is a an example.
>>7088503Iono, poju's are basically flat-chested girls too
>>7088510If it was born with a vagina and tits, it's a woman. If it was born with a dick and no tits, it's a man.No two ways about this, no other options.
>>7088441>ken doesn't know what his own fursona is
>>7088510Traps are a thing, Anon. It takes a lot of work, and sometimes surgery, but it happens.
>>7088531so then what about fictional characters that cannot have their biological gender verified
>>7088458The same reason why MLPG loves talking about Sentenal, Ross and past Nathan.They demonize people to make themselves feel better, to falsely get a grip on social qualities. If one of these caricatures gets popular enough the whole of MLPG will pull itself up on it, irrationally spouting hate without any thought or concession.
>>7088524Because I want people to respect my work for the amount of effort I put in it and not just because I slapped some ponies on it and made some anime references and sex jokes.And I'm lazy
>>7088486Not even that. I still love MLP but there is something definitely missing from S2 and S3.
>>7088529Yeah, but he understands my fetishes.
>>7088536And they still look like drag-queens.
>>7088510There are feminine men and masculine women, calm your tits.
Jessy drew Ken, why aren't we calling her furry?
>>7088517Well then she'll just pin you down, tear through your clothes and ride you with wild abandon.And then kill you if you failed to provide any love for sustenance.
>>7088572You'd be surprised.
>>7088570for referenceHe may have been a bitch, but he was in the right.for the most part.
>>7088475>>7088486Don;t get me wrongI still love ponies and think the show is still doing great, giver or take a weak episode now and then.But s1 had something the others don't. I don't feel the same way about Sleepless in Ponyville the way I do Look Before you Sleep, or Secet of my Excess the way I do about Dog and Pony Show.they're all good, but S1 had something....unique
>>7088553No, those people really are awful, and a pox on these threads.
>>7088486Well, that's the thing, though. I can go back and rewatch the first season and I feel pumped up for more pone. All of the episodes just have this charm me and the other anon here are trying to isolate... is it just novelty? I don't think it is for me. Again, it's like this closeness that's absent from the newer episodes, I think. I can rewatch most of S2 and get a much less intense version of it though there are some exceptional S2 episodes and S3, even, but it's still missing something.Lauren really worked in some magic when she was on the team. What did she do to make me like colorful, happy pones?
>>7088584Because we don't want to scare off our wiafu.Her and GG are all we have left!
>>7088579You still can't draw a girl and say it's a boy. That's lazy and stupid.
>>7088486I got into this just after season two started and feel the same way as >>7088285 does when rewatching it, but not as much for season one and certainly not for season three. So I think it's a combination of being kind of burned out, nostalgia goggles, and maybe just expecting too much from this show, but that may just be me.There was something about experiencing all of this with everyone for the first time with no expectations that made my first season watching this special.
>>7088473No when you say love.....
>>7088553>>7088600case in point
>>7088598that's called nostalgia
>>7088587Well.... I'd do my best. If it's my life on the line.
Please do not sexually tease the ponies you interact with. Their body plan makes it more difficult for them to masturbate and frequently must simply stew in their unsatisfied frustration. If you flirt please be prepared to put out, at least for a quickie.-Chapter 7 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
>>7088584Because she's single now so we have a chance. Don't screw this up, anon!
>>7088598>they're all good, but S1 had something....uniquenoveltymeaningless nostaliga
>>7088570>>7088597No the fuck he wasn't.>OH NO OUR CULTURE
>>7088516I think I need to see the movie that gif is originally from.
>>7088584Jessy is a huge fucking furfag and it has never been in any doubt even since the beginning.But is it still worth getting worked up over? I mean sure I still hate furries but come on, even I got tired after two years of whining in the general for them to leave.She's not gonna go.
>>7088584She's a Sonic furry
>>7088607>"I dont like it therefore everyone must conform to my worldview for someone else's character"Do you have any idea how retarded you sound?
>>7088631You are growing up anon.
>>7088600It's not about the quality of the people, it's about the discussion of them and specifically the multitude in which the discussion happens.
>>7088619don't torture yourselfhttp://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.html
>>7088614>every brony equal>every brony lovedYou know, just because some people are hated, it doesn't mean the hate is undeserved.
>>7088619http://disney.kids.yahoo.co.jp/game/pooh.htmlYou've been warned.
>>7088584Jessy used to draw Sonic fanart.We always knew she was a furry.
>>7088631>Hates furries with the passion of a /b/ tard.>Probably a fan of GG
>>7088622>Not fucking pone>EverI'm laughing so hard.
>>7088584Jessy is the most worthless piece of shit of all contributors, so it's unsurprising.
>>7088625but he was
Is it weird to not like furries, but love ponies, who them selves are furry?
>>7088635>"An artist can draw one thing and say it's something else and we should believe them because it's their style."Not as stupid as you.
>>7088622>You will never learn just how easy it is to sexually satisfy a pent up pony
>>7088625>HURRRHe was right. We don't have anyone to hate anymore. If Hopo had made that plushie just six months later, wed would have ran him out of the thread. Instead, we saw it as 'us' attacking 'them' with a fuckhole plushtoy. He's not saying OH NO OUR CULTURE, he's saying it changed to the point it simply attacks itself. Anyone who does anything gets attacked now. You see it every day.
>>7088458>ded>janitor in charge of not being butthurt faggot
>>7088675>"Men can only look like what I want them to look like"Cis scum pls
>>7088675>"An artist can draw one thing and say it's something else and we should believe them because it's their style."Well yeah, who else are you going to listen to?Yourself? It's not your creation man.
>>7088677>And how quickly the word spreads that you are more then willing to provide.
>>7088660>liking a furfag artistTake your monster girls and your fetishes with you back to FurAffinity.
>>7088656Dont play it.
>>7088660you hit the nail on the head
>>7088631Jessy draws us requests like crazy, and she's actually become very humble around here. I've never seen her post furry artwork here, and the stuff she does post is usually requested from us, so I have absolutely no issue with her whatsoever.Rose as well. She posts that stuff on tumblr, it's fags wanting to start drama that bring them here. It probably annoys her that people post it.
>>7088696>You will never live off the delicious candy semen provided by desperate stallions
Hey guys, for those of you how don't know the deadline for our winter cup team is the 7th and I wanted to get suggestions on how to update the roster, who to add, who to get rid of.Here's a link to the cup's FAQ and our current roster.http://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=Frequently_Asked_Questionshttp://implyingrigged.com/index.php?title=/mlp/_rosterSpoilered because I know there are some here you do not care.
What if ponies could vibrate?Would you a vibrating pony?
>>7088709You will never win against me, pooh bear
>>7088714>>7088722GG please stop samefagging.You're just not relevant anymore. You haven't been for years.
>>7088714They call me Babe.Because when I post I send shit out of the park, son.
Alright guys, here's what we have so far for the collab.Only seven spaces taken so far, so there is a lot to choose from. Pick a number yourself, or roll, it doesn't matter! Just please name it properly or I might miss it.
>most of the writers have been in touch with the fans in some way>Merrywether is one of the few that has avoided fans so farI wonder if she'll get shit if she ever gets a twitter
>>7088620Well the good news is that if you manage to satisfy her, you'll get all the naked post-coital cuddles you could possibly want afterwards.She may even change forms for you, if you like.
>>7088668>not fagnigFrom an objective standpoint she was one of the better ones. Took requests, drew them. Didn't act like a total absolute faggot. Left because that's apparently not good enough for us.
>>7088682>>7088674>>7088660>>7088659>>7088631>>7088603>>7088600>>7088597>>7088584>>7088593>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furry>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anything>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anythingYou guys are a bunch of fucking hypocrites, you know that?
>>7088714>GG was originally a /b/tard drawfag>THE /b/tard drawfag>surprised when his fans are illiterate /b/tards (and /v/irgins from the later days)
>>7088628It's from Eva 1.0 You Are (Not) Alone.In case you were wondering.
>>7088040This one isn't that hard to believe. Discord could offer Twily how to do some chaos magic.
>>7088759You can't 'objectively' judge people Anon.That goes against the whole 'judging' thing.But yeah, except for the brony episode she was alright. Gotta hate the OC spam though.
>>7088726>most of those are our jokes>Now they're /mlp/'s
>>7088624this.season two and three essentially have even more of the things that season one had. But the novelty worse off. You only thought season one was special because it was the equivalent of turning on barny the dinosaur by mistake and seeing him get angry and fistfight one of the kids, watching dora get tired of swipers shit and drop an anvil on him like she thinks she's bugs bunny, or blues hiding clues that are needed to stop Literally Satan from taking over blues clues land.Now you gotten used to it and realize the show alternates between being a watered down adventure time, a slightly more narrative focused loony toons or spongebob, and a episodic version of whatever serialized action show you want to fill in this blank.
>>7088779>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furryI don't.>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anythingI don't.>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anythingThey can be funny sometimes.Please don't talk for me.
>>7088751I'll take X1,Y4 I guess.
>>7088756>Naked, post-coital cuddles with ChrysalisI know I'm not the only one who wants this desperately.
>>7088794There was no such thing as "brony episode"
>>7088726Thanks for asking here, but I don't think it's a good idea. A lot of /mlp/'s roster is based on things outside mlpg and the ones who care most tend to find the threads out in /mlp/ when they're made.
>>7088751>>7088764Do you have one of what's already been done?
>>7088784Oh man, i wasn't there but i am sure some of them had a Gaben moment when they learned he had a Furaffinity account.
>>7088692>>7088694>expecting quality from an artist>not blindly accepting whatever they tell you to think>drawing your own conclusions>being willing to see flaws in their workCommon sense, maybe?Not that you're familiar with the concept.
I have time to draw something before I go pass out. I think someone said they wanted more horoscope pony something, but I can;t remember which one specifically.Or I can draw another humanization thingie, but those take me a little bit longer.
>>7088775There are 180 stitches in every ballHow many do you think I can get in your face?HAHAHASilly old bear
>>7088655I've yet to see any of them do anything that makes me legit hate them.That's reserved for persistent shitposters, Faceless, and Nachos.
>>7088779Nanaki and Roogna won't go away. After all this time, I think people just gave up.
>>70887791.We're not a hivemind. Everyone has their own opinions on the posters here2.Again, not a hivemind3.There is nothing we can do about any of those people. We can't make them leave; they'll do that when they want to.If it makes you feel better I've disliked Roogna because he used to circlejerk with Jesus every goddamn day.
>>7088828Draw Librapone with a better hairstyle.I'm still sore that she's just a Dash recolor.
>>7088817Are you fucking with me here?Because there was. She used to attention whore on her tumblr and even said she'd trade it happily for MLPG.
Remember when people just ignored things they didnt like?
>>7088828draw more droneponies
>>7088863I'm sorry anon, but I can't remember things that never happened ever
>>7088852Who the hell wouldn't? I mean, for fucks sake, we're terrible.
>>7088822/tg/ made something like a vow for his blood.
>>7088726I don't care what you do, just get rid of Fluffy Pony.The community around it is dead or dying and completely irrelevant now.
>>7088852You are twisting the facts and you cant post evidence.
>>7088797Such is the way of 4chan. "Our thing" eventually reaches the rest of the world, and then you get shit like "Monkey trouble" being sold as merchandise. This is just another version of that.
>>7088847Yeah, I was a little bummed too, but nothing I can do. I can try to whip something up.>>7088850I scribbled her earlier. I'd like to try a different one. Sorry.
>>7088810>watered down adventure time, a slightly more narrative focused loony toons or spongebob, and a episodic version of whatever serialized action show you want to fill in this blank.But....its not. Have whatever critisism you have about the show, but none of the show you listed are anything alike and do not fit in the definition you put forth
>>7088828How about a human Dash or FS?
>>7088726Derpy Hooves is deadHer eyes and name should be redacted
>>7088718>>7088718>Jessy draws us requests like crazyI requested a simple bath scene with Celesti and Twilight two months ago. She said she will do it. Still "doing".Also: http://artists-beware.livejournal.com/tag/artist-thesassyjessy%2Fcelestethehedgehog%2Fbitch
>>7088863I didn't like when the cop tried to pull me over so I ignored him.We had a good laugh about it after him and his buddies ignored my ignoring them all and beat the shit out of me outside my house.
>>7088779>we hate all of our contributors and anyone suspected of being a furryI'm rather fond of all our non-Ross contributors, and don't particularly care if somebody is a furry.>we make a point of saying so whether or not it's apropos of anythingWho's 'we'? It only takes one person to do something like that, and there are quite a few people here.>Posters like Roogna and Nanaki are allowed to post freely, despite never actually doing anythingPeople piss on Nanaki every time he shows up, and pretty often when he doesn't.
>>7088622Hello new headcanon
>>7088863If people ever did that we'd still be on /co/
>>7088852with people like you here I'm not surprised
>>7088823Again though, it's not your creation. You can say about it what you want, but you don't have authority over it. You can change the taste of a banana for example.If something is ambiguous - but the artists fills that ambiguity with their view - denying that is just mindless rebellion for no cause.
>biting the hand that feeds you: generalbitch bitch biiiitch, moan moan moooan.What the fuck do you want MLPG? What is your idea of a perfect contributor?>they art>and don't talk>and always do my requestsSomething along those lines I assume?
>>7088921lol u mad
>>7088921oh fuck off ponebrone
>>7088752There was no Polsky. And Charlotte. Or you mean Tiwtter and shit, not cons?
>>7088820I guess it's a bit hard to tell from that pic what's already done. Sorry about that.
>>7088823It's a trap. His OC is a trap. It's SUPPOSED to look like a girl.
>>7088925This place has no cops.
>>7088944>implyingepic troll anonle contributor hate xd
>>7088944I just want people to shut the fuck up and stop attacking people they hateI mean, obviously that's not going to happen, so I guess my ideal contributor is whoever ignores the personal attacks
>>7088944I like almost all of our contributors though and appreciate everything they do.
>>7088921Christ on a cracker, you are so buttangry it isn't even funny.It's a REQUEST. If you had paid her it would be different, but she is under no obligation to fulfill REQUESTS.
>Cant get past the fucking rabbit>Dont even want to imagine the other tiers
>>7088966I just wanted to check if you had gotten mine. You did, Thank you
>>7088921>I made a request>It is therefore GOING to be doneYour line of thinking is why you're so grump about this. Requests aren't obligations or commissions. Artists can drop any request at any time for any reason.
>>7088944But bitching about Jessy apparently fucking SUMMONS herAnd then she draws shit for us!ITS A FOOLPROOF STRATEGY!
>>7088810Nope.Adventure Time, for example, got better later in seasons. Your "novelty" line does not work here as you wanted. Or, rather, it works for you, in your cade. Not mine, definitely,
>>7088995>my ideal contributor is whoever ignores the personal attacksBUT IT'S SO HARD...
Evens: Ink and color all those Jessy sketchesOdds:Video Juegos
>>7088921Artists aren't obligated to do requests you entitled shit.
>>7089012She's been here all god damn day, anon. She's been drawing humanizations.
>>7088973That doesn't make it a girl.
>>7089009UPGRADE YOUR STATS
>>7089027You know what? I like it.
I dont care what anyone says, I like most of our contributors and would probably hug them nonsexually
>>7089019I know, I knowBut the worst part of all is when the contributor ignores the attacks but anons get in fights over them anyway
>>7089036>he thinks stats matterEven with maxed contact, it's christopher fucking robin.A walking baseball god.
>>7089027All I miss is the>die cis scum
>>7089005>>7089011>>7089031then shut up about:>Jessy draws us requests like crazyyour "argument" is invalid
>>7087908although pank would be nonstop fun, i think fluttershy because quiet
>>7088819I know. It's just that our cup threads our few and far between and I wanted to get MLPG's opinion, though now doesn't seem to be the best time.
>>7089070your "argument" is invalid
>>7089009Rabbit isn't even hard. I used him to farm up for the owl.Fuck that owl.
>>7089062you literally cannot win.
>>7089068What a funny and original joke.
>>7089036How? I cant read these moon runes.
>>7089070You're the worst human being.
>>7089019I guess thats where the term come sfrom, "I am rubber and you are Glitter Glue!"
>>7089070you are trying too hard baby.
>>7088973A trap who's built exactly like a girl. But it's a boy.Right. Whatever gets your little peenie hard.
>>7089070but she does do requests like crazyshe didn't do yours, and I understand that's upsetting, but she's done tons for other people
>>7089070Our argument is that we appreciate her for the number of requests that she DOES fulfill. You're just being a little shit.
>>7089068>Purple Tinker is on her magical white man pills.>She will no longer fly of the handle at the general.
>>7089070Jesus christ calm down bro
>>7088944There is no 'perfect' contributor; everyone who posts simply has their own likes and dislikes when it comes to art. So everyone gets criticized, and since the board is mostly anons you think that ALL OF MLPG HATES CONTRIBUTORS AND EVERYTHING.
>>7089091HeyI callsem like I seesem
>>7089096>he can't read moonbaka/10
FUCKING SHIUT FUCKJDOIUASHF
>>7089070But she does. The fact that somebody doesn't draw ALL the requests doesn't mean they don't draw a lot of them. When an artist asks for requests, they usually get a shitload of them, and if they tried to draw everything the art would suffer from it.
Earlier tonight I was filling writing requests and someone asked me to write about coercing an effeminate stallion into bed and fucking him until he changed his gender identity and essentially became a slut for cock and actively calling himself a mare. I filled the request because I hadn't checked my cis privilege recently. I'm not gay, though.How has your evening been, MLPG? Any epiphanies of yours?
>>7089088I realized today that this place is a giant prisoners dilemma.
>>7089036...There are stats to upgrade? I thought it was just hitting the ball...
>>7089136the 4 kings is bullshit
>>7089096Top row is swing power.Middle is hit area.Bottom row is Pooh Speed.
>>7088897>>7088897Draw Gemini in pajamas pls
>>7089036OH WELL THAT MAKES FUCKING SENSE THIS FUCKING OWL IS HARD AS FUCK
>>7089009THE END NEARShttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yf8GuEvzFg
>>7089104thats what a trsp is, shitsain.
>>7088966oh i was supposed to take the top and left black lines?i took top and right.5y3x
>>7089136Please please please post it.Please.Please.I will suck YOUR dick.Please.
>>7089136Shit that reminds me.Did that anon finish that forced fem Spike/Rarity fic?
>>7089118>everyone has their own dislikes when it comes to artI'm not talking about on a technical level, I'm talking about the pure buttdevastation that everyone gets over fucking nothing.Let's just pretend for a moment that jessy is a hardcore furfag. Question: What does this fucking change? Answer me this MLPG.
>Jessy ignores all insults and personal attacks thrown at her>people still feel the need to defend her and perpetuate this tired old argumentI seriously think some of you are legitimately autistic sometimes.
>all these whiteknightsit is all over again isn'twe are going on circlesnothing ever changes in MLPG
>>7089104>Dear Diary,>Today somebody told me what a trap is.>I am filled with joy and commitment.
>>7089070Are you that same guy who wouldn't stop pestering Japanon about Femsombra?Or the guy who threw his request for MT back in her face when she did it for him?Because you really sound like him.
>>7088966Does anyone have the first one we did?
>>7089173Still working on itIt's going to be terrible
>>7089179>>7089157You guys need to beat off to Onta less.
>>7089177Why are you either a hateanon or a white-knight?This dichotomy is fucking stupid.
>>7089155>imfuckingplying stats matter against the owl
>>7089177>>7089175Thanks.So who do you dislike the most, the haters or drones?
>>7089144but that ruins the game
>>7089102OH YOU SON OF A BITCH C'MHERE
>>7089145>the 4 kingsI'm going to go ahead and back you up on this opinion.Even though I don't know who they are unless you're playing cards.
>>7088622Ponies, despite popular belief, are fully aware of what hands are and outside of fetishist do not find them all that fascinating. Likewise, ponies will not be confused nor impressed with your human technology. Trying to use a lighter to convince the locals you are a magically god will only result in making you look like a huge tool.-Chapter 4 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
>>7089215I don't see drones.
>>7089136What else have you written recently?
Sometime I wish pony was real just so I could be with them and not have to deal with you people any more
>>7089136Wf+6, quit bragging about your quests.
>>7089175>>7089177It's not about jessy specifically, but how you faggots treat everyone that does stuff for us as a whole. You're all humongous faggots, and if I had talent I certainly would not want to waste it on assholes like you.
>>7089208The grey area simply isn't named, Anon.Stop selfshaming.
>everything going on in this threadStill not as bad as when the FPG was still here.
>>7089158>>7089168What sorts of places is it even okay to post pony fapfic stories on? Other than 4chan I mean because it would be broken into several posts I think.
>>7089215>dronesNice /v/ speak, maybe you should hang out there instead of here.
>>7089260Just post it here.
>>7089262On the subject of mindless hate!
>>7089241what would poinka's mane feel like against your face
>>7089258FPG?Who is that?
>>7089209The pooh speed changes everything
speaking of writing - is the anon whowrote this here right now?
>>7089260PastebinIf you plan on writing more, register an account so you have an index of all your stuff
CAN I GET A WITNESS?
>>7089260I wouldn't share it with them.The General isn't being good.
>>7089279Fluffy Pony General.
>>7089266Are you blushing?
>>7089215I hate them equally, but I think the drones are the more annoying ones.If they didn't feel the need to "defend" Jessy, or any contributor for that matter, it would just be one or three angry anons saying a few mean things about them that the contributor in question could easily ignore.Instead we could post upon post of idiots flinging shit at each other for no reason at all while the artist in question goes about her business.The same shit happened with Madmax, too.
>>7089210I did AJ's arm. I wrote in there "I thought I would never get roped into drawing a butt for MLPG" because I had to do Twilight's flank for it....How far I've come since then.
>>7089247fuck off pretentiouis fag
>>7089177IT'S NOT FUCKING ABOUT JESSYIT'S ABOUT YOUYOU DO THIS ABOUT EVERY SINGLE PERSON WHO EVER DOES ANYTHING, EVERYOU WONDER WHY THEY FUCK OFF TO TUMBLRAND YOU DON'T FUCKING STOP FOR ANYTHINGTHE SHITPOST TRAIN HASNOBRAKES
>>7089273like a big wad of cotton candy
>>7089263>Discord always skips leg day.png
>>7089319Oh God my dick
I want Jessy to leave and never return. And never means never not like previous time
>>7089273Like a big fluffy ball of pink cotton.
remember guys, people from the piss want us to have no contributors left so they try to scare them off because that would "hurt" the MLPG
>>7089286You got it
>>7089308>pretentious...What? Do you even know what that word means?
>>7089352because le epic hateanon xd
>>7089315DAMNI've NEVER seen so much madI agreement though
>>7089339Bullshit tinfoil hat scares, MLPG just loves to shit in the bed. This is reality and you need to come to terms with it.
>>7089258They were the absolute nadir of the fandom, as far as I'm concerned. The worst of the worst.
>>7089327Surely her mane isnt that sticky
>>7089378It is sometimes.But I wouldn't mind.
>>7089315Funny thing is that you're part of the problem.The grace MLPG ought to master isnot replyingThen again, I guess it's the infernal sickness of this website.
Hey MLPGwhat are you listening to?
>Get perfect runs on both Eeyore and the elephantGoddamn you told me this game had challenge>PigletI'm a fucking weakling I'm so sorry
>>7089401WHAT DO YOU WANT DERRICK?!
>>7089239One person asked me to write about poison joke experimentation with teenage Cheerilee. That was pretty fun.Rarity was there too because I'm one of those faggots that believe the filly in Rarity's play was Cheerilee.
>>7089371you should have seen me two days ago after I went off the deep end over artillery on world of tanks. I tried vodka to quell the fires of my rage. THEY ONLY BURNED HOTTER.
>>7089413SOMETHING FOR ME TO PANDORA TO
>OwlFuck this game. I'm done. I'm sorry, /co/.
>>7089375This place loves tinfoil hat scares.
>>7089407You are unworthy to face the dark one.
>>7089398>not replyingI can't believe there are seriously people who think this shit works.You're not going to end all the shitposting in the thread by not responding to it. People ARE going to get pissy over nothing and they WILL feel the need to shit all over anyone that contributes.
>>7089424Please Anon post the stallion slut fic.
>>7089401The sound of vacuumshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9J-YBkquQg
>>7089430DerrIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICKI'M ENJOYING A TREAT DERRICK
>>7089442the Jews run Canadian cartoons!Buying moots passes only furthers the agenda!
>>7089375>>7089442go back to the piss
>>7089457>If we ignore the evil in the world the wars will go away!
>>7089477How 'bout I fuck you in the ass instead, DT.
>>7089339Oh yeah. I forgot about that. There are literally people from both /mlp/ and /pol/ who come here to try to destabilize MLPG.Remember, this really is a thing, and it's best to completely ignore anything that looks like it might be bait.
>>7089477But I've been here all summer! But no seriously, eat my ass.
>>7089477>Go back to Africa movement
>>7089459Not until the general behaves.You can't throw a tantrum and expect a treat.
>>7089471Everything is pandering!The bronies are infiltrating every echelon of the production team!Every poster is sentenal!
>>7089483>shitpostin is akin to evil and warWhoa there, sugarcube
>>7089457Yes, but 90% of the shit is replies. It snowballs and grows and destroys threads. It destroys boards. Websites are destroyed because the userbase does not understand one of the most fundamental principles of internet posting:Do not feed the trolls.
>>7089502Hey Tex!Did you ever Re-do that Scootaloo and Anon picture?
>>7089502>Nightcall>Not the superior Pacific Coast HighwayKavinsky is rad
>>7089395What would you do if you gave Pinkie Pie a great big hug (or got one from her)But ended up getting stuck to her?
>>7089483>contributors are evil
>>7089483>comparing post on an anonymous imageboard to war #WOW
>>7089512>I just want attentionYou're in the right place
Jesus Christ the bat hitbox in this game makes no fucking senseI swear to fucking god the exact same position, swing, hit etc. sends it in stupidly different directions every turn.
>>7089512What can I do for you, anon?Please.PPppleassseee....
>>7089407>Perfect runsImpressive>Levels one and twoYou havent seen the things I've seen.
>>7089477Let's be honest though. This place over reacts to tonnes of shit.
>>7089531Then I would consider myself extremely lucky.
>>7089442I used to scoff at baseless rumorsThen /mlp/ happened
The only contributor I have anything against is BDN. I don't really hate him, I've just been waiting A WHOLE FUCKING YEAR for him to finish part 2 of that one twifu story. You know, the mind control part.
>>7089401http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E8SXC1Y4CGAThat newest EP was chill, reminded me a little bit of Burial if you ask me
>>7089512listen, anonYou can't judge all of us by the actions of the shitlordsEither post it or don't, quit stringing us along
>>7089553Really?Even if she was stuck on you in a compromising and impractical way?And you had to go to work?
>>7089575Yes!I didn't realize you'd just posted it today! Horray!Thanks! Will look forward to seeing it finished if you ever feel like finishing it!
>>7089539are you frustrated?
>>7089575You one of my favorite contributors.
Hope this looks a little more unique compared to the dash hair.
>>7088751Calling the shit out of X1Y8
>>7089232If engaging in carnal pleasures while vising, do not fear for your reputation. Promiscuity does not have the same stigma for them it does in our human culture. This fact, despite what you may think, does not mean Ponies as a species are especially promiscuous. On average a Ponies libido is slightly less then your average human. Please see chapter 9:laws to find which pony towns and cites have legalized prostitution.-Chapter 7 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
>>7089577Hey, man, I just want to masturbate.
>>70896252cutehave you drawn Scorpio pone yet?
>>7089625I like it!
>>7089594Well... We would work together at Sugarcube Corner in my autistic Pinkifag waifu fantasy so it might not be too much of a problem.
>>7089618How long till the hateanons chase him away?
>>7089625She's lovely.Almost makes up for her being a pegasus. I kid, though.
>>7089638Not yet, I can draw her either tomorrow or sunday. Her and Capricorn are my favorite designs of the bunch.
>>7089625She reminds me a bit more of Applejack then Dash, actually, with that air style. Its cute, nonetheless.
>>7089657>implying you can dhase away tex
>>7089625Yiss. Do scorpio next. Kinda hard to waifu a Hub OC without good art.
>>7089650Tell me more about these autistic waifu fantasies.
>>7089695agreed. I think now is a good time for such a discussion.
>>7089650Except now Pinkie has to do all the work using only her back legs
>>7089625I love it, more horoscope pone when?
>>7089657Why do you do this, anon?Why do you post things that you know will cause an argument over nothing?Is this fun for you?
>>7089284I'm here. Sorry, I missed your post. What's up?
>>7089699>[s]Oh shit nigger what are you doing
>>7089699at least tell us what your name is so I know who to yell at later when it's not posted
>>7089699Cool spoiler tags.
>>7089657>implying people like Tex or LK can be chased off
>>7089721Spending lots of time on the sub
>>7089721>>7089726those are ponychan's
how do you get rid of that nasty metallic taste on your tongue that you get sometimes?
>>7089738GAME OVER I'M OUT
>>7089735doing what? the quest board is the only really active one.
>>7089711>>7089694Ah screw it, I'll do one more. Can you guys gimme a ref of her? I was a dingus and never saved it.
>>7089657Tex is smart enough to realize that hateanons are just the same two or three guys
Anyone else having a problem with 4chan x not linkifying dead posts?
>>7089727Good contributors are like a fine single maltA chaser does nothing for them
>>7089752YesIt's a 'feature'
>>7089695>>7089704Isn't it a bit early?Oh well...How about after we've been married for a while, and because we are of different species and can't have children....We adopt a little filly together.
Aries is best ponethis is a fact
>>7089744The regular has that annoy problem where one cannot even post a single because it regard it as spam and toss away.
Didja fuhgeddabout me already?
>>7089744Being a janitor there.he is Pagemaster.
>>7089759How do you do it?
>>7089763Maybe if you are a faggot
>>7089769Why did Babs sound like she had downs?
>>7089773>VRISKA>NOT KANAYAyou disgust me
>>7089775Pagemaster is a janitor on the sub?Wow, huh.I thought the admin ran it alone?
>>7089761Yup, that's pretty autistic alright.You didn't give her a stupid name, did you?
>>7089746Have the chart.
>>7089781Would you let him ram you?
>>7089746>jessy drawing more poneYES
>>7089746thank you based Jessy
>>7089784Because she is from Jersey.
>>7089795>implying Leo isn't the best Get on my level, niggas.
>>7089761Does she ride around on your shoulder because she's too big to be dada's hat anymore?
>>7089773>Vriskaeven i know she's a spider bro
>>7089788but I posted the scorpio, not the virgo
>>7089808I thought she was from New-York.Are you trying to trick me, m8?
>>7089788>homosuck tards>those comments posted earlier today
>>7089769Fugeddabout you?Fugeddabout it.
>>7089793She's already got a name.Scootaloo.
>>7089817She's the most adorable for sure
>>7089795I'd be more inclined to read horoscopes if they were represented by ponies more often.
>>7089720Hello? Please respond.
>>7089818Why do you do this to me?
Babs' voice creates small vibrations in the air with her voice that cut across my skin like a thousand tiny razors.
>>7089795>SagittariusI can't deal with this
>>7089839I think you might have missed him.
>>7089795>Mine is the worst
>>7089841I-it's just a little fantasy, anon....Please, I already feel bad enough.
>>7089852I know that feel, it's not even a cute mare. 0/10 would not hug.
>>7089855So you're a Libra, too?
>>7089860Yep, same here. Why did I have to get a colt? ;_;
I just can't
>>7089845Making other people feel as bad as I do every day helps ease the pain. It's incredibly selfish but it's one of the few things I've found that works. Drinking only makes it worse, and I still managed to make an alcoholic out of myself trying to drink the pain away. I wish I was making this up just to shitpost.
>>7089852are you having difficulties accepting an archery pony?
>>7089855>mfw I get twinsI love dem twins
>>7089561I'm sorry.I've been working on it, next week at latest. I intend to finish up this Twaifu business here so I can finally move on to my dream of an even more obnoxious self-insert Twaifufic series that goes from arriving in ponyville to meeting her and slowly falling in lvoe and more[/spoiler ]
>>7089628Though typical recreational drugs sold in pony stores will not effect you, if you bring your own you will not be arrested for possession or consumption of such drugs. Equestira does not have anti-drug laws, instead focusing on a very well funded treatment and carefully regulated legal sales and labeling all drugs with instructions for the safest way to use such substances.-Chapter 9 of the Travelers Etiquette Guide:Equestria.
>>7089872How did you get past Owl?
>>7089857It's fine.Your fantasies are still far less creepy than mine.
>>7089866Not him but I would trade my Taurus for your Libra.>>7089838There are many things I would watch or do if they use that style of ponies.
>>7089888Hit the ball enough times, duh.
>>7089883>not only is his sign a cute mare, it's fucking twinsEat shit, I hope you choke on those ponies, asshole.
>>7089879he's not even STRONG
>>7089888Hit the ball, idiot.
>>7089650CORWIN WHERE THE FUCK IS THAT FIC YOU PROMISED YOU'D SEND ME
>>7089625Draw Twiligth and Celestia bath time
>>7089886Well of course they have no drug laws if all their shit is so weak it can't even affect a human.
>>7089886>humans are immune to magic pony drugsfuck that
>>7089908He's stronger than you.
>>7089888Mostly luck, the game is not even fair to begin with.
>>7089884I would read that.
>>7089879I wanted my sign to be a qt mare, instead I got a gigantic winged faggot
>>7089921>that one HFY where WEED ends up killing half of the aliens the human passed it out to
>>7089892Spill the beans anon. There's no judgement here.
>>7089921Stop trying to apply logic here. Think about this: he said there are NO LAWS, then he said they have REGULATIONS.It's straight up shitty writing.
>>7089848>>7089826>>7089808>tfw your family is from New York>tfw your cousin just got married to a guy with the most violently heavy and contagious Long Island accent you've ever heard>tfw Babs makes you think of them
>>7089903>I hope you choke on those poniesoh my
>>7089887>not liking archery pon>>7089896But she's not even that cute! Capricorn is much cuter. Besides Taurus is fine.
>>7089908or a centaur. and i don't see him being all hyper-masculine and dominating in no kinky "Fifty Shades of Grey"-type way, neither. what the hell, Fen. you lied to me about the archery horse.
>>7088751Dat was fun
constellation poen? noice material
>>7089942>no anti-drug laws>regulated sales>no anti-drug laws>anti-drug laws>anti-drug lawsLearn to read, faggot.
>>7089929That's good to hear.Even if it is mainly for me, I do hope as many others as possible will enjoy it.
>>7089979Regulated sales are anti-freedom.It's anti-drug.
>Netflix>Recommends me My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic>"Based off your interest in: Monk, Mythbusters and Top Gear (U.K.)Man what
>>7089975I wonder if the bible tastes like HERESY
>>7089941Mine is a sexual fantasy. Not cute and innocent like yours.
>>7089975Heya Japanon.Or at least I'm assuming you're Japanon, since I haven't seen that colored yet.Got a zodiac pony that caught your fancy?
>>7089795Is it just me or does Capricorn resemble Vincent from Catherine?Hell ,the horns even look the same when he is in his nightmare sheep form.
>>7089917I've been doing other things. Artistic things.Please. You've been so patient.I promise I'll send you the last bit this weekend.Please.PleaseAnd there are still other Pinkiefags here, I shouldn't be that easy.
>>7089795This artist did good job on these ponifications didn't she?
>>7089952He doesn't even shoot regular arrows. It's a fucking plunger.Arrows wouldn't even be too violent, there are already canon weapons in the show.
Don't mind me, just having the best sign and the best zodiacponysomeone's colored this, right?
>>7090004>MonkTwilight>MythbustersDash and Pinkie>Top GearRarity, Fluttershy and Applejack
>>7090015I NEED TO HEAR IT.Come one, now.
>>7089922look wait till we get to chapter ten. We aren't immune to magic drugs, because the magic ones are not sold in stores, ponies are just lightweights and most their shit is weak as hell or some of it basically like catnip, it just works on ponies.
>>7089975that's a nice Yoshi
>>7089975you should draw one.specifically, Scorpio.
>>7090030Yeah, Dooks did right?
>>7089952Sagittarius? More like sad-ass-a-gay-ieous
>>7090031That makes sense to me.
>>7090030It has been.
>>7090031Jamie isn't like Dash at all
>>7090030My fucking Leo nigga
>>7090004I can't get YouTube to stop recommending me shitty sex flashes of the ponies.THIS COMPUTER IS BRAND NEW AND I'M NOT LOGGED IN PLS STOP
>>7089888Owl wasn't too bad, if you just pretend the ball's moving in a straight line through the middle of the squiggle. I just cannot get Tigger though, record's 18 so far.
>>7090046QUIT WHILE YOU'RE AHEAD.
>>7090031Who the duck is Dash is that logic?Who the fuck is Flutershy?
>>7090030someone said dooks did but I haven't seen ithave this instead
>>7090020Working at sugarcube corner seems to be very indicative of you. I haven't seen another pinkiefag be this specific.I used to be pretty obvious while I frequented here for some reason, I think
>>7090032Sheesh. Fine.A few days ago some kind Anon spun me a tale about big-sister/little-brother incest involving Celestia. I haven't been able to get it out of my head since.
>>7089852He is a fun guy!
>>7090086>forty minutes later>>>/v/
>>7090039yes I'd try it. Sagittarius sucks for appearance.
>>7090073Is it just me or does Leo pone kinda look like Lyra with a braided tail?
>>7089998man americans got some broken ass brains. i bet you get pissed at seat belts laws too despite statistics showing a dropping by a full half in automobile deaths after it passed.And when I say regulations I'm talking about the same kind food and shit gets, making sure you don't get tainted or spoiled product.
>>7090105Holy shit this is awe->stupid huge dick0/10
>>7090120the colors are off, but I can see it
>>7090105right in the boner.
>>7090058>And off he goes, the Stag in the Pferd Taurus for a spin round the track, let's see if he can beat his last time!
Chrysalis is a very tonguey pony
>>7089975>>7089975>>7089975Hey Japananon, can you please finish Femsombra seducing Shining?
>>7090105>Boner from horoscope poniesJust when I think I hit rock bottom, I find myself in a sink hole
>>7090120It's Lyra's face.And people say their faces are all the same.
>>7089761SeeAs for me Twilight would probably find some magic that will let my seed bloom in her, and it will come out as a cute unicorn, boy or girl doesn't matterAnd she has to do it soon because when she becomes an alicorn she will be no longer fertile, and wants at least one child as a proof of our years together Come, beat my autism
>>7090104>mfw i started thatFREUD AIN'T GOT SHIT ON US
>>7090144Well that explains why I found her so cute.
>>7090120I think that EVERY time I see it, and I don't know why.
>>7090023>you will never put a flower in your favorite princess' mane
Can someone post that gif of Applejack and Crystal pone tilting their heads?
>>7090073>>7090120>>7090145Why is Lyra a furry now?I thought we had something special ;_;
>>7089625quick coloring is go!I'll try to revise it and ink it later in the afternoon if I'm not swamped in homework
>>7090166is wiggleneck contagious
>>7090172Dooks pleasepleasefinish Lyra?
>>7090171somehow Lyra is like a reverse furry, instead she wears human skinreal human skin
>>7090172I love you
>>7090186God that is adorable.Especially when they're tilting their heads toward the screen.
>>7090171she's always been a otherkin in fanondeal with it
>WORST EPISODES OF THE SEASON EVEROWTEWMMDWTCE - P1
>>7090153Oh, yeah?And how about when she's immortal and you're a mere human?HOW ABOUT THEN?
>>7090157It was so wrong and yet it felt so right.Thanks for getting the snowball rolling.I hope I cross paths with that Anon again someday...I saw he tried to solicit my attention on New Years but I wasn't around to respond.
W-would Pinkie still like me if I just gave her a big ol smooch out of nowhere?
>>7090189>not naming it properlyyou had one job
>>7090139She has such gorgeous eyes.I'd love to stare into them while we let our tongues fool around.
>>7090186>>7090186>>7090186THIS.Requesting from some adorabledrawfag Flitter and Cloudchaser and gemini ponies doing this to each other (Flitter x zoneGemini and Cloudchaser x second).I need it.
>>7090226It's not THAT bad
>>7090217say, did the rest of the old guard show up on NYE like last year? It was refreshing to see old names again.
>>7090197this is going to be my burdenas I said, if I'm not swamped in homework I'll >try to finish it.>>7090204O-oh god anonymous.
>>7090208I'd say RW p1 for season 2.
>>7090231Unfortunately anon, yes. As a friend. She'd simply take is as an enthusiastic gesture of friendship.
Which pony likes homestuck the most/
>>7090232Oh whoops I didn't realize I was supposed to name it a certain way
>>7090034>wait till we get to chapter tenalso saying this makes me wish I wasn't a garbage writer. I don't really like traditional style fanfics but I think making some sort of fake textbook or tourist guidebook about Equestria would be kinda fun. probably because I am terminally autistic and should die.
>>7090245I couldn't find a single thing I liked about that episode.I really wish Spike could get a decent episode.
>>7090231If Pinkie doesn't just smooch you out of nowhere herself, then she probably wouldn't want you to.
>>7090205I thought that scene was the cutest thing.
>>7090266What the fuck is Homestuck?
>>7090238>While my brain leaks outFIXED.
>>7090264>as a friendBut...what if I did it for a long time, really hard?I doubt her other friends do that
questionPinkie x ____
>>7090283I want to know if that tongue works as a sounding implement.
>>7090214Assuming she doesn't develop age magic just to prevent this from happeningThat's where I tell her how beautiful she is even as I fade away. I can only tell her not to be sad as I lie old and dying. If her research into age magic has failed, I tell her that all she has to do is stay with me until my time comes. We were never fated to be, but we fought for our love, and ow that it's fading away, we must soak ourselves in it while it lasts.I only hope that my last words to her will be that I will always love her.
>>7090232there are you happy
>>7090252Is that Lyra's crotch.
>>7090247most turned out. it was like the mob bosses at an underworld funeral. ya gonna come, ya gonna pay ya respects, ya mooks, an if ya cause trouble, why we gonna put ya in a pine box. leave ya gats in da car.
>>7090247I dunno. Don't really remember.
>>7090252>>7090172Could you meanwhile color Jalm's ponyscopes please?
>>7090299>anything that moves
>>7090299FluttershyEveryone x Fluttershy
>implying Aries isnt thr best horoscope
>>7090299The entire town. Pinkie doesn't party small.
>>7090283>>7090300it's kissingwhy can't it just stay as that
>>7090302Well...I must say, that's pretty bad.But what if the only way for you to survive would be for her to give up her powers?
>>7090308Both Cakes. Loving polyamorous relationship.
>>7090327>tfw nobody likes this shipIt's seriously the best
>>7090171>>7090207I like thinking she's a free-spirit and a bit of a weirdo who gets caught up in strange stuff and pursues it very intensely for a few years until she moves on to something else.Bonbon keeps her more-or-less in check and keeps her from doing anything dangerous, but she still gets the limits of her patience tested almost daily from Lyra's antics.
>>7090332I still want to see this, actually.
>>7090326Use normal cute ponies for kissing.Chrysalis has so much more potential.
>>7090331>implying she wouldn't want to be sexualized
>>7090339It's just old and burned out, and we haven't seen old pokey for two seasons.
>>7090331Is it sexual if I want to cuddle and hold pony close to my heart?
>>7090339I dunno, I think it's kinda cute
>>7090351It would be sexual for her.
>>7090326you ever seen Men In Black 2? that scene where Serleena shoves her tongue-tentacle about a foot into Rip Torn's ear? that's why it can never be normal kissing with Chrysalis. because a long time ago, we realized exactly what we can do with really long tongues.
>>7090350It never had any content to get burned out on in the first place. PinkieDash is burned out. PokeyPie never even got a chance.
>>7090363Stealth-sexual is my fetish
>>7090358Goddamnit I can't get over 'scorpio's tail is just hair and she gets mad if you don't pretend to be poisoned when she 'stings' you' fanon.
>>7090331I honestly don't think Lyra would mind too much.
>>7090342>"Lyra, what the hell is in these boxes?">"Pogs!">"Lyra, they're locking the door to the bathroom."
>>7090358I'm one step ahead of you.
>>7090303Extremely!Updated with three more. If I missed you somehow, I'm sorry. Check here for instructions >>7088751
>>7090347but normal cute ponies aren't Chrysalisshe's got the long flexible tonguethe dangerous yet enticing fangsthe need to feed off your lovethe sexy green eyes it feels like such a waste to only use her for extreme fetish stuff and nothing else
>>7090329She mustn't. I won't allow it. That would mean giving up on all her big dreams and aspirations, why I came to lover her in the first place. I won't allow her to be reduced to nothing just for me. Of course, knowing her, she'd do it anyway, in which case I'll just have to dedicate the rest of my existence into finding a way to return her powers.I have a thing for these sorts of themes. If I ever turned my shitty Dash fic into a series the theme will be how no matter what, Dash and you can never be truly together.
>>7090389I agree. This is a good thing.Also Scrimmage
>>7090332there really isn't enough of the main 6 taking advantage of/coercing r63!fluttershy.
>>7090172Holy crap that was fast. Thanks!
>>7090375oh, don't worry, she has a sewing needle shoved up in there somewhere, coated with wasp venom. you'll notice.
>>7090351I would hug pony nonsexually so much.
>>7090375you just want to play dead and make her cry again
>>7090390Is it bad if I would rush into marriage with a strange pony I only just met?
>>7090406>Never be truly togetherNONSENSE.THERE'S ALWAYS A WAY.
>>7090342>Lyra and Bonbon's flat undergoes a complete change of decor every three or so years>but only in half of it
>>7090399You forgot to color in Scorpio's snout.
>>7090422>wasp venom>not a paralyticEven horoscopes have fetishes, anon.
>>7090419Yes, thank you
>>7090447that's a ram ear
>>7090419I hope you draw Aquarius soon.
>>7090447looks like capricorn's ear.
>>7090374>you and pony cuddling under a blanket in a room full of other people or ponies on a cold winters night, everyone chatting and drinking hot cocoa in front of the fireplace and just hanging out>everyone just thinks your sleepily snuggling.>under the blanket you're secretly slowly, gently fucking.
>>7090404I don't know about you all, but I'd rather have both.Cuddly lovey doveys and horrific mind rape by the cute bug queen.
>>7090433That was fucking cute.
>>7090439I think it would be strange if you didn't.
>>7090465>>7090477Her other ear shouldn't be visible from that angle.I think it's Scorpio's nose
>>7090482>Fucking.>Not you rubbing her offPlease, anon, think practically.
>>7090482>by the end of the night everyone else is too>with varying degrees of subtlety
>>7090485Where would I ever find a ring big enough?No seriously. Pony hooves are freakishly huge for ring wear.
>>7090482Nah, likedoing something sexually but the other person doesn't realize it's sexual
>>7090497You put the ring on the horn, anon.
>>7090497I would get her a human ring to wear around her neck on a necklace.
>Lyra is the pony that loves youDo you return that love?
>>7090494>that faggot in the corner with Pinkie isn't even trying to hide it
>>7090483I wouldn't mind both either. I can't get off to the crazy fetish stuff, but some folks do and that would please them. Just so long as we got some cute-and-cuddly as well. Only thing is, we get a ton of crazy fetish stuff, but no cute-and-cuddly at all.
>>7090482wait hang on i thought your post said stealth-sex
>>7090442Of course, there might be a happy end.But you'll have to earn it through suffering.If you read the fic in question, that play you and Dash watched would have been an analogue for the whole story.
>>7090514what if I want to marry a pegasus or earth pone?
>>7090514That's still a big ring
>>7090482>fucking her>not just fingering her while she rubs your cock with her hoofbroski
>>7090523Of course I do.She's the most beautiful background horse.And I'm assuming no other pones like me that way.
>>7090498yeah i read your post wrong my bad
>>7090523YES YES YES
>>7090531Around her neck.
I can't stop watching this.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ijzMnFr-8TcHelp me. Please
>>7090482>mfw I did that onceIt was exhilirating.
>>7090531pegasus: bracelet around the base of the wingearth pone: ring around the other horn
>>7090514>You will never slide your engagement ring on Lyra's majestic horn as she smiles with her tear filled eyes closed
>>7090508>you make her cum and she has to disguise her little involuntary gasp-moan by fake coughing.
>>7090523I'd rather Bonbon.She's the pretty one.
>>7090557Incorrect they have leg rings.
>>7090482Kinda sorta did thatIt was fingering and playing with her belly button though
>>7090523I don't really know anything about her.
>>7090523I...is this a trick question?I wouldn't know how NOT to
>>7090557>being gayWhat the hell would I do for a female earth pone?Give her a clit piercing?
>>7090572I know right?
>>7090568>not simply having her bite down on your finger
>>7090585Now THERE's an idea.
>>7090594I like when pony feed bag
>look up Scorpio on Derpibooru>first resulthttp://derpiboo.ru/201355
>>7090524>Pinkie outright straddles him, their eyes locked together, half the time lavishing sloppy kisses upon each other>she wiggles and bounces on him>the blanket drapes about her shoulders, letting anyone behind them get an easy peak straight down to them>but perhaps the biggest tip-off is that Pinkie won't stop singing a dirty version of "Let It Snow"
>>7090600CLIT PIERCING IT IS.
>>7090614god I love night threads.
>>7090622that's not a ponythat's not a pony at all
>>7090585it wouldn't work on guy either because horse dicks go inside a sheath when soft.if you wanted a vaugually sexual ring placement just put it around the very base of the tail
>>7090623As long as I was getting it with Pinkie, I don't think I'd care what anyone thought of me.
>>7090655But anonYou're on live international television!
Tell me more.
>>7090693Good. Then everyone knows she's mine and I'm hers.
>>7090653That could be incredibly cute, actually.
>>7090623>Pinkie singing dirsty songsGOD DAMNUNF
>>7090693>Pinkie Pie has a hidden camera show where she pranks stallions into fucking her
>>7090698In the afterlifeYou'd be headed for some serious strifeSo now dance and sing all dayFor tomorrow there'll be hell to pay
>>7090698Game over. Please deposit 50 quarters.
>>7090702>jailed for bestiality
>>7090713hahaha, you sure pranked me good Pinkie!
>>7090585>Get punk pony girlfriend>Your wedding ceremony ends in giving her 2 ear-rings, a tongue ring, a clit ring, 2 labial piercings and a lip ring>You completely disgust your family by the end of it
>>7090713The prank is....people get to see them fuck her?Pinkie must not think very highly of herself
>>7090729I'd fight it all the way to the supreme court, because she has a human mind.We'd set a precedent, anon.We'd usher in a new era of human-pone relations.
>>7090713>sometimes she tries wooing younger colts>jumps away at the last possible minute before they mount her>laughs it off and bounces away singing 'fooled you' over and over
>>7090729>Bestiality>With a creature that has its humanitylel noThat's discrimination
>>7090713>I totally got you good, anon>You're such a faggot
>>7090744>Human x pony wedding>Put a collar around pony wife and lead her out>The bride side of the family simultaneously vomits and curses
>>7090470Well I stream art every saturday at 4PM. I'm not sure if it will be a request stream, but I'll be sure to doodle some Aquarius afterwards or during the stream.I'm tired so I'm gunna go pass out, g'night guys.
cock goes where
>>7090784IN THE PARTY WHOLE
>>7090758>The camera zooms in on them crying.
>>7090751>>7090764>Everytime they put her on the witness stand she acts like a normal dumb horse and keeps trying to nibble on the mic
>>7090784I'll take it if no one else will
>>7090803That precocious little pink pone, I couldn't stay mad at her.
>>7090795I know I would
>>7090655she's almost definitely the best lay of the mane six, because as much as she enjoys sex herself, she's always concerned primarily with making sure her partner is enjoying him/her/them/itself. just imagine gliding into that young marecunt, stretched by so many horsecocks over the years, but still tight enough to make you shudder when you draw out. the warm, fuzzy, pink flesh that mirrors each move you make, rising and falling with your breath, heaving and grunting with your thrusts. the ability to be at one moment the nicest friend in the world, the best listener and most stalwart companion, and the next the nastiest girl under Celestia's yellow sun, each word that comes out of her mouth dripping with filth.and no matter what you want, she knows exactly what you want, because she wants nothing more than for you to get it.
>>7090803HELLO MY BABY HELLO MY HONEY HELLO MY RAGTIME GAAAAAL
>>7090653whoa wait hang on this made me think of something. hows this for an erotic artical of clothing for ponies.A ring that wrapes around the very base of he tail where it connects to the body. From the ring dangles a bunch of thin strings or chains, decorated with a bunch of pretty, small gemstones or beads and feathers depending on how cheap it is.It'd be like a beaded curtain, mostly hiding he good parts of constantly giving small tantalizing glimpses of the prize. Also the small jewelery chains would probably constantly gently crassness tickle and tease her most intimate parts as she moves, keeping her in the mood.
so are you guys ready for the futashy contest to end tomorrow? I hope she posts all the art she got, I bet there's some really awful stuff.I think atryl will win if he competes
>>7090784OH OH I KNOW THIS ONEWAIT LET ME THINK
>>7090784You wanna put your what in my where?
>>7090803>not causing the entire courtroom to break into a coordinated song-and-dance routine
>>7090803>as the guilty verdict is read you look at her>she's just smirking
>>7090820>Stretched out by so many horsecocksNO
>>7090846>pinkie stays dumb horse the whole time
>>7090795now I'm sad...can't a kind mare come along and give those poor colts a kiss and a hug and maybe a gentle sexing?
>>7090849>She magics a glass of water over and takes a drink
>>7090860Fine, Diamond Dog knots.
>>7090828There's never been a more appropriate time to post this.
what goes on behind closed doors
>>7090820Pinkie is too...springy to get stretched out.
>>7090871That's what Slutty mares are for!
>>7090629but horses dont have external clits
>>7090860she's everyone's best friend, bro. everyone's "very special friend". comfort is her specialty.
So clearly a male Lyra would really really want to bone a human female, right?
>>7090880>the joke is sexFuck it, I still laughed.
>>7090898You are a monster and a liar.
>>7090849>They drag you away to death row>You keep shouting your innocence as she watches you go>"SHES A CHICKEN I TELL YOU! A GIANT CHICKEN!"
>>7090880Pinkie and who?
>>7090903>>7090908The joke is always sex, but in this case it's funny because you're expecting the classic misdirection.
>>7090880it's actually hilarious
>>7090880>>7090880Will you ever finish applejakc season?
>>7090880Who is the stallion?
>>7090914pokey pierce I think, hard to tell
>>7090913>she really is a giant chicken>this doesn't help your case in the slightest
>>7090913>death penalty for bestialitywhat kind of third-world shithole do you live in?
>>7090880welpYou actually got me
>>7090913>executing the insane>death row for bestialityAre you that stupid?
>>7090899a stereotypical male lyra would be all over a human of either gender
>>7090903>>7090908>the joke is sexMore now than ever reallyI'm just so tired of the old gag where it sounds like sex talk but then they bust in and it turns out they're having ice cream or playing mortal kombat or some shithey here's an idea if it sounds like sex what the fuck are you doing busting inyou fucking busta
>>7090880you got me, GG
>>7090929Hes gonna pop her balloon.
>>7090929Ah, that makes sense. I always figured he'd want to pop her balloons.
>>7090948>mlpg's favorite magazine
hap birthday to sbi didn't have a very good artistic year, but i bet it would have been shittier without his influencei think i already missed him though, dammit
>>7090948more fluttershy stallion quest when?
>>7090912gotta shaaaaaaaare, gotta caaaaaaaaare.why don't you want to share her, anon? afraid you'll lose her? or maybe you just don't want anyone else to be happy, all pent-up and tense all the time?
>>7090954NOW GO WORSHIP MY TUMBLR!
>tfw you miss someone asking if you're here>you might never know what they wanted
>>7090948A little change doesn't hurt I guess, and sex IS the funniest joke as always.
>>7090979>It's not about farts.
>>7090993Your words are like poison.
>>7090948>All you had to do was follow the damn train, AJ!