My voice is a little horse tonight.Old:>>7060271
Why does the fandom want this yellow pony to suffer so?
>>7065240Because people keep photoshoping her like that
>>7065240She's not even sorry yet
http://www.livestream.com/kainsvidyaJUDGE DREDDWE'RE ONLY LIKE 15 MINUTES IN
>>7065240If by suffer you mean cuddleWell she's a kawaii pone
>>7065240I just want her to be happy.https://www.fimfiction.net/story/37198/everything-is-fine
It could have turned out better...
>>7065277>That blurry-ass camera
>>7065277where's the fast?
>>7065277Shes better than mine
Oh, I just remembered...It's Tanman's birthday too.
>>7065346Where has that guy been, it's like he stopped drawing.
>that celestia greentextDammit anon.
>>7065240Because they're horrible people.
>>7065346Damnit! Oh well, maybe later. Anyway, would you object to getting your gidt later, or should I just give it to you now. It's finished and all.
>>7065240She does seem to be a punching bag here, what with all that facesitting stuff and all.
>>7065346HAPPY BIRFDAY TANMAN WHEREVER YOU ARE
>>7065379DudeYou want to rape her
>>7065366He went to drawfag heaven.
>>7065270the fuck is this?
>>7065409No I don't. And it's widely known that I'm a horrible person, so that argument wouldn't hold any water even if it were true.
>>7065421He drew me something for my birthday ;_;I hope he can draw up there
>>7065418You haven't seen all those pics of her getting her face sat on?
>>7065421All drawfags go to heaven.You can never go back.
Do you think that if Dash and Pinkie painted their faces purple Twilight would be offended?
>>7065471>Thinly veiled black twilight jokeYour trollfu is weak
cancer pone is cute pon
>>7065471NoIf they dressed up like Zecora?Yes
>>7065465All good drawfags go to heaven.All the bad ones come to MLPG.
>>7065300Right here fatty.I use my laptop's webcam by the way.
>>7065504hows that audio working out for you
>>7065511I only care about the MLPG drawfags.
>>7065511Wonder what would an MLPG heaven look like.
Does anyone have the issue #2 of the official comic book ?but no pdf nor epub, please
>>7065514I-I'm not fat
>>7065523Oh yeah? Well, I'm going to kiss you so tenderly.
>>7065514>break your laptop.>buy a camera or scanner.>?????>Stop being gay
>>7065516the what now
>>7065393I'm good with whatever.Sorry I went to watch Dredd.
>>7065540pone butts as far as the eye can see
>>7065540It's Equestria But only full of colts wearing dresses00
>>7065544search mediafire in last threadit's a pdf
>>7065546ur so fat u beat trixy at being fat
>>7065544Well what the fuck did you want it to be then?jpg?
do you ever get sad looking at cute pony images?
>>7065549No.I have one, my desktop doesn't have interbutts at the moment.I can't stop having the gay, ever.
>>7065566but i just said that no pdf nor epub, please
>>7065552OK, later it is then. At least I'll have something to look forward to when I come back from school.
>>7065595I'm sad I don't enjoy them as much anymore.
>>7065621>She never speaks to you>She doesn't even really move except for her flowing mane>She's just there>In all her radiant glory>Forever
>>7065608ur 1 smug-ass filly twolot
>>7065596>I have oneA camera? then use it faggot!Its probably USB too isn't it?
>>7065540>A place where I can talk about ponies? That car must've killed me. I must be in heaven!>...>A place where we only talk about ponies? That's boring. I must really be... in hell!
>Heaven doesn't exist>It will never be your own personal paradise>You will never spend eternity in Equestria
>>7065641>Heaven is a screensaverAw come on, at least make her interactive.
>>7065595>tfw will never cuddle with poneSo yes.
>>7065657If you poke her cutie mark she shouts 'WHAT DID YOU LEARN ABOUT FRIENDSHIP TODAY?'
>>7065608>nor epub>Not liking the best ebook format ever createdShiggidy digity fukyu
>>7065661I would cuddle a booty tunes minthorse
>>7065647Really?No one has the comic in jpg?
>>7065634it's not really a love thing though. like i don't want to fuck or hug the horse or anything i just lose all happy emotion when i'm looking at cute pictures
>>7065676Why do you need it in jpg?
>>7065676No one is pleb enough to want it in jpg.
>>7065652But anon, heaven does exist.An eternal paradise.It's hard to imagine an eternity of happiness.
>>7065700I'd love to rub her back as I brush her mane
>>7065652>eternity in EquestriaHell, I'm close to being sick of ponies now, and it's only been 2 years.
>>7065713I'd like to just cradle her.
>>7065703If you can only be happy, then are you truely happy?Or is it just a state of constant apathy
>>7065727Something like this?
>>7065732if it's with Celestia, I think it just might be true happiness
Did Jessy ever draw that human AJ?
>>7065748>you will never share breath with Celestia and form a long lasting bond
>Heaven>Not genealogically freezing yourself and dreaming eternally of poniesAnon, you sad sack of shit.
>>7065779Check your privilege tripfag.
>>7065787>freezing yourself in your family treeyou're an idiot
>>7065760Sorry, I got sidetracked and started working on this thing. I'll draw it tomorrow....er, later today. Sorry about that.
>>7065794thanks for answering my question shit breath
>>7065794Just filter him. Hes literally worthless. Nothing of worth will ever come from him.
Where is the pony zone
>>7065779>>7065818Literally the worst. Filtered 5evr.
>friend posts a picture from new year's>im in it>get a good look at myself>any and all gains in self esteem are instantly shatteredThe Celestia greentext had already knocked the feel shields offline.Going to bed drunk. Again.
>>7065732Don't use your terrible philosophy at me.
Rainbow Dash's coat is now #3399CC.What do?
>>7065817I miss your LoL strams Jessy-sempai
>>7065840Right next to Sniper Island.
>>7065854Could be Bluer
>>7065857Oh, I didn't think anyone enjoyed those, I'm either very annoying or very quiet when I league. I could try streaming a few matches next week.
>>7065853Celestia what why is your head so huge goddamn
>>7065877>Not streaming glorious Dota instead
>>7065879she's a big pony, alright?lay off
>>7065850it's forever dumbo
>>7065853THINK DAMN YOUBE MISERABLE
>>7065840why is she spreading cheese on herself?
Would you be there for Celestia when she needs someone?
>>7065915would you stop asking retarded hypotheticals
>>7065922Would you help Dash recover from a terrible injury?
>>7065915Why do people bother asking these questions
>>7065927he's ded anonlet him rest in peace
>>7065927shhhdo not speak ill of the dead
What would you do if your favorite pone had horrible night toots?
what happened to tiara?
>>7065946>filenameFUCKI can still hear it perfectly years later
AJ is a very hard-working pony.
>>7065927shit tier artist that relies on shock value pornography for the attention of the many hormonal teenage boys that browse this board
>>7065964Dark Lady watch over you...
>>7065927Did he really died?
>>7065915anything for my big sis
>>7065934Would you help cure Dash of the psychological trauma of having to hang out with "Lame-o Nerds™" like Scootaloo, Twilight, and Fluttershy?
>>7065964Beware the living
>>7065927>tfw he left MLPG for his making animation for benefits
>>7065966How jealous of Spike were you after this scene?Look at how fast his tiny hands move over that taught orange back
>>7065964Bal'a dash, malanore.
>>7065980Spirits be wit ya, mon!
>>7065960That'd be adorable.
>>7065985>one hand dedicated to her ass
>>7065985I became a gelatinous cube.
>>7065985I wish I was Spike.Or AJ.
>>7065978Dash doesn't think Scoots is lame, it's canon
>>7066012This needs a version where it cuts to a black screen with "AND THEN THEY FUCKED" in white bold Impact.
>>7066012No, Scootaloo is literally the definition of lame
>>7065970stop changing your tripcode you fuck
>>7065964HEY DIDDLE DIDDLETHE MUCUS AND THE SPITTLETHE CORPSE SANK IN THE LAGOONTHE MURLOC SAID MRGLHGLR TO SEE SUCH A SIGHTAND THE DWARF SPANKED THE BABOON
>>7066038>laughing at icanhascheeseburger.com memes
Which pone is proud of their puffy, donut sized anus?
>>7066051just block his name if he wants to be an attention whore
>>7066047That's a funny joke nigga.
>>7066087why would she be needed right now
>hidden posts: 97Holy shit guys what are you doing?
>>7066072quite replying anonymous
>>7066098BECAUSE WE SO DED
>>7066104I'm watching pony
>>7066115that doesnt work faggot.do you even unicode?
>>7066104Recursive filtering does that.Well, it's either recursive filtering, or you get fanny flustered over trivial shit.
>>7066119aw yis, he finished it
>>7066121Would Pinkie Pie rub coca-sugar into her vagina, just for kicks?
>>7066130do you even talk about ponies
>>7066133I only have bugsanon, scootanon and charles filteredbut I think it's just on my end, keep ponying
>>7066145im pretty sure that would case an infection of some sort.
>braeburned will never grab your ankles and split your anus like a log while wearing a santa hat and elf ears
>>7066123>being a professional shitposter
>>7066145Pinkie eats so much sugar that her vaginal fluids can be used to glaze honey hams.
>>7066098Kraut's ponies really are giraffes, fuckI never noticed
>>7066168Alright you got a chuckle out of me
>>7066148>charlesWait what. What did I do?
>>7066160>professional shitposterultimate lel of the night
>>7066167I would so totally eat at Pinkie grool glazed honey ham.
guys, what happened to tiara?
>>7066171They do seem to gradually be getting longer and longer.
>be Twilight>wake up dressed in this>"come on in when you're ready" you hear from the adjacent roomwat do
>>7066148Why you gotta filter me like that anon?I loved you like a brother...
>>7066215was the voice female or male?this is important
>>7066185being a tripfag is bad enough for medon't abuse the system nigger
>>7066212go ask him on tumblr or check the archive from a few days ago
>>7066215that needs to be finished
>>7066227Is it, though?
>>7066215Remove ridiculous outfit and get to the bottom of what's going on.
>>7066148I just filter contributors so that I don't miss any of shitposting or piss
>>7066215PanicStrip all her clothes offReturn her to her natural pone stateRead books
>>7066148why would you filter him
>>7066212Either he actually died, or he went the way of many other tripfags and abandoned /mlp/ entirely, like faceless.
>>7066236i'm too lazy for thatplease explain
>>7066240For as much shit as as Smitty gets, I really do enjoy his ponies.
>>7066230OH. You mean that Pranson guy. Well then nevermind.
>>7066260Well, he never fails to get my penis hard, I'll give him that
>>7066251He certainly abandoned MLPG because ANUN HAET CONTRABOOT!
>>7066212He got captured by the mounties for bestiality and tax evasion
>>7066212he abandoned us. his evil ways will catch up to him.
>>7066212Got jailed for fucking a horse
>>7066119Anyone have the carrot top version of this?
What does your MLPG filter list look like, anon?
finally, I found the best possible way to get that fucking "have my axe" achievement on killing floor, that shit is obnoxious
Would you a burpy pone?
>>7066299Go to sleep Lamar
>>7066215>pretend you're Twilight>wake up dressed in nothing because you're a horse that doesn't were cloths>"come on in when you're ready" says this man pictured to the left of this post from the other roomwhat do you do in this situation
>>7066299No, that is a dog, what is your problem?
>>7066291well, i'm pretty satisfied
>>7066299Great, I just masturbated, now I gotta stay up long enough to masturbate to this too.
>>7066214>>7066171>>7066098We tall ponies now?
>>7066302Nachoes and some trips I don't know who they belong to anymore
>>7066302None, because I'm too lazy to filter anyone
>>7066291The idea of using unicorn magic to force another pone into giving cunnilingus is the best part about this entire picture. Art is good, but this concept gets all of my poners.
>>7066291I don't really like the angle that Rarity's legs are at, they seem a little rigid and upright, like they could be more relaxed and tilted forward given the position. Fluttershy looks great and I love the expressions.
>>7066291>Rarity wearing a babushkahuh
>>7066335ANUN HAET MANESTRAM!He's a perfectly fine artist, stop being a douche.
>>7066302It's pretty short, unless you count tripfags/namefags, because I filter them site wide if they get on my nerves.
>>7066291>Do you like this with another set of lipsHOLY UNF BATMAN
>>7066355His anatomy is terrible
>>7066355A brother can't have opinions anymore?
Bored Drawfag here. Someone requested Sweetie Chomp. I added in Scoobloom for shits and giggles. Enjoy.
>>7066305>playing KF>after IJC unbalanced garbage, paid DLCs and whitelist removal so all the BRs can farm to lvl 6 instantlythe fuck are you doing
>>7066373Sure you can. But that's not your opinion. You heard someone else saying that and now you're saying it to sound cool.You're a sheep.
>>7066291Do more buttholes
>>7066375edgy crossover bullshit wouldn't save
>>7066390you are all sheeple. so relax.
>>7066375>no Bullet BelleBlunder of the century!
>tiara leftgood riddance
did Tiara actually leave?does this mean no one's going to bring up how much money he makes anymore?
>>7066375I love Sweetie Chomp. She is best Chomp Dog.I would chain her to a post near my prized Power Stars when italian plumbers came around my neighborhood.
>>7066403shit anon, I may have to do it now. What kind of pony would Bullet Belle be?
>>7066314>go to sleep>wake up as Twilight>Big Mac comes in and you hear an audible flopwhat do
I'm so glad this tumblr isn't ded anymore
>>7066410>>7066405>implying the shitposters will stop just because they drove someone off
>>7066410Evidently.Anon was the one who brought up Tiara, he only ever talked about it because anon kept bringing it up.
>>7066410as soon as the confusion settles, yes
>>7066390>sure you can>but your opinion != my opinion, therefore you're sheepMost people who actually know who onta is like him, since they're mostly bronies and furries.
>>7066410Tiara didn't leave, he's just anon so that his hatefags stop giving him shit over nothing. He's still around, it's just not completely obvious.
>>7066302Here's mine>I don't filter, just because it's kind of pointless unless you go recursive, and then I'm always worried that I'm hiding a chain of interesting or funny conversation that's developed away from the shitposting.And if the thread really gets too bad, I can always go do something else.
>>7066421There are so many other blank flanks shown other than the 4 CMC up to this point.Why aren't they recruiting more?
>>7066410moved to crotchtits general to MILK it. Get it? Milk it? Becuase you know Milkyway. Fuck you.
>>7066426Prepare for the rutting of my life
>>7066433funny how anon usually seems to be at fault in these situations instead of whatever tripfag/contributor is being bitched at
>>7066430The shitposters and hatefags will only stop when all of the contributors are gone and MLPG is dead. They are the enemy.
>>7066461and yet the one guy vocally flinging his shit always wins.
>>7066461Anon is almost always at fault because shitposters are mostly anon.
Anon who asks about Tiara. Is Tiara.
>>7066449This as fuck.HEY GUYS WHICH PONE WOULD LIKE PANCAKES THE MOIST?
>>7066439TIARA IS THAT YOU?!?
>>7066473Everyone wants an enemymlpg is just Eurasiamlpg is just Eastasia
>>7066487>THE MOISTPinkie is a fat whore, so I'm sure she'd get moist at the mere thought of a pancake.
>>7066500Yeah it is me.
>>7066503sentenal loved Big Brother
>>7066512>using capitals and punctuation
>>7066524But why would ponies wear underwear.It doesn't make any sense.
>>7066527whose face is that?also, filtered
>>7066524>holding pegs on her wingNice touch
>>7066519Well, she certainly isn't thin.
>>7066508I would help Pinkie get terribly aroused by playing with her vagoo, then watch her excitedly bounce around with that overwhelming sexual agitation for the rest of the day.
>>7066508>Insulting my glorious waifu
>>7066536They have other clothes that they hang and seemingly don't wearIt isn't a stretch to see them having panties, too
>>7066508now i want to see chubby Pinkie smearing herself with maple syrup and covering her marecunt with a single pancake.>"you got a pig to put in my blanket?"
>>7066564>"I'm just a sausage away from a Continental Breakfast~"
>>7066549well you wanted a response but i mean fuck nevermind then
>>7066559But I like fat whores.
>>7066435Nice one.>anons think that tiara cares enough to stir up shit in an anonymous board when he is too busy trying to figure out what to do with his youtube money
>>7066582woops replied to the guy below the right guy
>>7066553She's just cute boned
>>7066582Is it really that hard to click the correct post?
>>7066561It took me three seconds to figure out that that B is an R
>>7066600>readingit's good for the soul anon, you should try learning how to someday
>>7066591>responding to someone who said they'd filtered you
>>7066596I'd cute bone her if you know what im talkin about
>>7066609>B is an R>B is R>B R>BRI report u
>>7066625>Scootalina Esperanza etc etc etc
>>7066618>responding to mecmon lelelelelelelelel
>>7066622what the fuck, anon
>>7066550nope nope nope. try again.
>>7066577>"hey, big boy, you want the short stack, or are you gonna try and get the Grand Slam~?">"i'm serving, anytime.">"why don't you slide some butter on my pancake?"
How old are the human CMC? 12?
>>7066642>Pinkie waiting for her Bad Dragon order to arrive.gif
>>7066654Just before pubertySo like 10 I guess
>>7066508What have I done?
>>7066663>Pinkie when her Bad Dragon order arrives.gif
>>7066657>smacking out her right eye
would you keep an ugly pony as a pet
>>7066685why is the mud so active
>>7066644I've no idea, really. Your style reminds me too much of Shen/Anna
>you will never feel your favorite pone suckle inches onto your cock with her winking marecunt
>>7066712I read that as attractive and I wasn't even surprised
>>7066654ten to twelve.
>>7066709Why did you link that?That picture is terrible
>>7066718Correct.Mostly because that's not how penises and vaginas work.
>>7066720Those are quints though.
>>7066718thanks bro just threw up a little bit
why is cadence's design so complicatedwhy is she so overdesigned why do i have to draw her all crystally on top of thatw h y
>>7066729Try making the red darker and less saturated, it's a bit rough on the eyes
>>7066748>that chubby chick in the backunf
>>7066748>you will never hear your favorite pone ask you in a sultry voice to make her vomit again
>>7066718>Pone secretes PGE-1 constantly
>>7066729why is only "I" written as small letter?
>>7066759that's a dude
>>7066759The one on the left? Yeah, she's a real qt
>>7066753why not just draw superior Teenage Cadence: Babysitter Edition™
>>7066718>you will never go to sleep each night hilted inside your pony waifu>you will never feel the slow, agonizing pleasure each morning of pulling out, relishing the size and girth she added to you last night>you will never have effectively a soda bottle swinging between your thighs, filling up your pony waifu completely each night
>>7066753easily the worst character on the show, i wouldn't even bother if i were you>>7066759it's an all boys school. i have more pictures if youre interested though
>changing your name and tripcode every time you post just to evade filtersi'm die
>>7066781>DD does it again.gif
>>7066784>you will never lie her on her back as you rest your erection on her belly>you will never see her shudder as she realizes just how deep you're getting inside her>you will never feel her wink and splatter your balls with her slick juices as she softly begs you to fill her
>>7066766>Caverject and Edex are similarly fast-acting, but instead are injected by syringe directly into the corpus cavernosum of the penis.
Dredd was a damn good movie
Holy fuck Dredd was awesome.I must see it again soon.
>>7066811What was it. Two mentions of the word filter and he started that?Pathetic.
>>7066838>downloading it now>at ~300KB/sUGH! Now I know how the cavemen felt!
>>7066860>you will never be a pretty judge in a pretty dress
>>7066838>you will never be Mac's snuggly little stuffed doll
>>7066838Who drew this picture?
>>7066816>you will never become too big to jerk yourself off>you will never hear her volunteer to assist you, mesmerized by how massive you're getting>you will never throatfuck her until she's gagging and sputtering up cum>you will never walk around town with your cock out, drawing stares from both stallions and maresGod, it's been too long. This was a good fetish. Is a good fetish.
>>7066860I don't proofread until after I've already hit enter.This is a problem on places without an edit function.
>>7066876>you will never spend your nights hilted inside your judge waifu as she winks inches onto your dick
>>7066895So you gotta stress over it?
>>7066375who drew this and isn't belle in it? Bullshit anon! Bullshit move you did!
>>7066901Nah it's not a big deal. I had a laugh at my own derp.But still...>Judge Dredd will never give you a Pass
>>7066909I don't think you understand
>>7066596>waiting for messages on tumblr.gif
>>7066886>no matter how big you get she still loves to feel you inside her>the taste of your cum drives her wild every time>when you walk around town with your bloated cock out she has to struggle to not nuzzle and lap at your thick glans>visiting the park to give her a sound public rutting soon becomes a weekly ritual
>>7066901>not stressing over your every, miniscule mis-step
>>7066920You want him to make a pass at you? Shit man, that's gay.
>>7066926never do that since I never get messages. Haha ha ha. Fuck now I'm sad.
what if impregnation
You think there is a magic spell for telepathy?
>>7066934Where do you think we are?
>>7066941>you will never impregnate your judge waifu
>>7066975>your judge children will never inherit your swollen attributes
>>7066932>Rarity as Judge Dress>Twilight as the psychic rookieThey team up to bust the ugly scarf making business in the Goat Tower.
what are some good entry-level animes?
>>7066998I'd watch itI'd watch it so hard
>>7067000Cowboy bebop is a great start.
>>7067000BACCANO!It was really fun and energetic
>>7067000Here, I suppose.
>>7067000Azumanga no Pico
>>7066998YesCelestia is chief judgeWho is mama?
>>7066930>she starts getting more and more animal, begging to be mounted in more public places, whinnying louder, doing less and less besides trying to entice you>her body starts to grow, elongating and becoming more muscular, mane and tail lengthening, hooves becoming more defined, her marecunt deepening to take in even more of your cock>human cum causes ponies to revert back into Earth ponies both mentally and physically
>>7066941>you will never plunge balls deep into your waifu, the head of your cock kissing against her cervix before it flares, the first throes of climax overtaking her as the thick musky effluence of your seed splatters against that ring of muscular flesh, the flared head of your twitching horsecock forcing all of that sticky virile marshmallow ponycum past that tight barrier, squirting directly into her womb to ooze down into her uterus, slowly inflating her belly with every heavy spurt from your aching nuts
>>7066998>scarf making businessLead by Renne and Saffron, I hope
>>7067000Panty and Stocking with Garterbelt.Completely representative of the entire genre.
>>7067000Detroit Metal City
>>7067045chocolate horse and butt dog
>>7067045some anthro dog and oc pony
Do you think I'd get along with Rarity?
>>7067060All the main cast ponies are pretty nice when it comes down to itI think you would
>>7067029>you will never be a fertile mare being swollen by an anon, their viscous candy ponysemen bulging your midsection until you collapse, your sloshing womb teeming with potent sperm and filling you with new life
>>7067045OC silliness. They're characters from a quest thing that ended recently, still a bit of chatter about them. Scarves were kind of a thing during the quest.
>>7067060No, Tony. She only likes good actors.
>>7067060no because she'd remind you too much of Trudy.
>>7067060>not TwilightMonk pls.
Which pone thinks Urkel is hilarious?
ded as ded
>>7067020>5 cm/sEuugh. Them japs truly take their relationships seriously. Beautifully animated movie, but I could not care for the drama
>>7067110I met Urkel once
>>7067095Rarity has some OCD issues.Twilight would be like his brother. Or little sister. In a way.
>>7067077But Rarity likes Fluttershy
>>7067115I've tried to watch that movie like 5 times and can never make it more than 20 minutes
Ok so I wasnt expecting to be asked to stream something else so I dont have much.the only choices I have right now are:ParanormanAbraham Lincoln: Vampire HunterResident Evil Damnationor, if we want to wait for the download to finish (roughly half an hour)Taken 2Pretty bad list but if theres any interest I will stram one of them.
>>7067120Fluttershy is only a bad liar, she's great at acting.
You guys want a Samurai Jack stream in an hour or two?
>>7067130>>7067115It's like watching a really pretty slide show
>>7067135I wanna watch Clue
>>7067135I can wait for Taken 2
>>7067135Lincoln!Taken 2 is disappointing!Jean Grey doesn't die.
>>7067158Taken 2 is basically just Liam Nielson telling his daughter to throw grenades.
>>7067163>>7067158fuck, nevermind thenseconding lincoln
>>7067153I'm not him but I think I can make that happenlet me dig up my old hard drive
>>7067135I haven't seen taken 2 yet, but I heard it's kinda shitty.
>>7067163>>7067168What if we combineTakenwithThe Grey?
>>7067050>tfw butt dog is no more unless other people draw her that way
>>7067182What if judge dredd robocop and die hard
>>7067182>Terrorists kidnap Liam Neilson's pet wolves
>>7067075>you will never give birth to two healthy colts>you will never watch your sons mature>you will never know with pride that they'll carry on their father's bloodline>you will never show them just how to do that
>>7067199What if those and Crank?
>>7067203Are you implying you would let your 2 young colts fuck you?gross
>>7067135Paranorman's a good film
>>7067201>Wolves kidnap liam neesons daughter
>>7067203>you will never press your face into a pillow and howl in ecstacy as your two sons pound you hard and bloat you full>you will never shudder and wink uncontrollably as you realize you're bearing their children>the next generation will never be more impossibly hung than the last
Lincoln then?Also I dont think I've seen Clue (or dont remember it) but if you mean the 1985 one I can make that happen in roughly 10 minutes. But I saw another Anon can do that so he can go for that.I'll start it up in a few minutes.If you want to see a male Applejack kill vampires get in here.http://www.livestream.com/kainsvidya
>>7067237>>7067203You guys have problems
>>7067146I haven't seen Samurai Jack in forever
>>7067253Fluttershy turn around
>>7067252Turns out I don't have ClueIt's an excellent movie and you should stream it if you can
>>7067253Why do you think Snails is always drawn with a giant dong? Inbreeding in pones causes genital hypertrophy.
>>7067274if the desire is there after lincoln ill finish downloading it
Evens: Draw picsOdds: Finish overdue ficDubbs: Instant draw request followed by bed
>>7067253I just want some cute ponies.That's all.I don't ask for much.
Your favorite pony is kind of a dick to Spike
>>7065634>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Unrequited_loveGod, it's like this page was written about me.
>>7067274The strength of the characters and dialogue is only bolstered by the occasional slapstick. Ugh, what a treat. Shame everything is so big budget nowadays. It's not hard to do a brilliant comedy self contained on one set. Death at a Funeral is a prime recent example.
>>7067308>shoulder in front of her mouth
>>7067308Spike needs to get more love in the show. I'm surprised he's not a very depressed baby dragon.
>>7067308Pinkie is worst pony
>>7067308Yeah...He's only a kid, why do writers feel the need to pick on him?
>>7067333Because he's male.Feminism.Misandry.War on Christmas.
>>7067368I blame Carter.
Brush your teeth mlpg
>>7067320>you'll never stroke Fluttershy's soft cheek
>>7067368And fuck you too, Hilary.I hope that blood clot kills you.
>>7067382But l learned Dash never brushes her teeth in the kissing booth thread
>>7067382But I already did.And I flossed. Felt good man, and bloody.
>>7067382But...there are people outside my room...They might see me brushing my teeth and, and think that the white stuff in my mouth is semen or something!I don't want them to think that I'm easy!
>>7067386Or scratch her back.
>>7067397>not pretending to be easy
>>7067360crush the Deviant beneath your iron heel. authority and justice will triumph, and our people freed.the war is coming soon. pick your side.
I'M GOING OUTSIDE TO BUY A CONTROLLER FOR DARK SOULSTAKE CARE OF MY WAIFU IF I DONT MAKE IT
>>7067418Fuck you. She's going in the pit!
>>7067410pony nibbling on anon is too fantastic
>>7067417MY SIDE HAS BEEN CHOSEN
>>7067438Ponies interacting with anon is too fantastic.
>>7067418>Got to small local shop to finally buy the game>Employees are all young>Go to the games and ask employee to open the PS3 cabinet>Reach for Dark Souls>"OH HE'S DOIN IT">"GOING FOR IT OOOHHHH">Taking the game to the register>"MAKE WAY FRESH MEAT">Pay for it and walk for the door>"PREPARE TO DIE SON">"UH OH GET READY FOR THIS"What the fuck I feel like I just walked into a prison shower.
>>7067418DON'T DO ITTHE SUNTHE SUUUUUUN
>>7067439May the Father of Mankind guide us.
>>7067460Is that fucking Jontron in the fucking sun?
>>7067474>>7067484actually it's just a bony
I made a "landscape" folder and only ever saved 3 pics to it wwwww
>>7067494God damn.Why do they congregate?
>that feel when you realize the Factorization ore processing pipeline is too fucking slow to be useful
>>7067499I think I have a few nice landscapes in my main folder.
>>7067516>>7067499>you will never ride in the pony airship through Cloudsdale on your way to Canterlot
>>7067516The other one's too big.
>>7067530Is it on Derpibooru or something?
>>7067514I don't know what that means
>>7067522See, something like that I'd save to my Pinkie, Luna or pair folder.
>>7067499>>7067516>>7067530Their childhood home is beautiful....Fluttershy is easy to figure why she moved to Ponyville.How could Rainbow ever find a reason?
>>7067386I want her so much.
>>7067458Prepare your anus.Doubly so if you got the Artorias DLC
>>7067529>you will never fly
>>7067557That's probably why Dash still lives in the cloudsIt's not like Cloudsdale is that far away.
>>7067557for this awful horse
>>7067516I love the more subtle pony wallpapers. Any more?
>>7067494>the Living Sunif only i could be so grossly incandescent.
>>7067557It's probably really (but discreetly) racist, like a gated community
>>7067542The fuck is happening in that gif?
>>7067499Well, I was going to post some, but 4chan wouldn't let me fucking post any of them.What the fuck does "embedded text detected" even mean.
>>7067573>>7067582She's probably just strong willed/fiercely independantmaybe she had sucky parents?
So.Wisdom teeth and general anesthesia hangovers.What's the chance that I'll reveal my powerlevel?
>>7067557I know I wouldn't fucking ever leave.
>>7067602open it in paint, crop the bottom row of pixels and save as png
>>7067616Stay in your room, don't leave.Crisis averted.
>>7067626Yeah, that's what I always do.But what does it even mean? It's happened to a few random files that I have posted just fine before.
>>7067622Those tits are fake
>>7067616not veryi got my wisdoms out about a year agoi was bitching about how my nose wasn't mine until i was taken homethen i fell asleepyou'll be fine
>>7067546adding Jormungandr to anything makes all of the Shit instantly Get Real.
>>7067638>That gif>That filenameHAHAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK
>>7067596They're cutting a pipe underwaterDumb ass crab walks next to the noisy as fuck blade and gets sucked into its flow
>>7067636if I had to guess, they have sounds embedded in them
>>7067616>Getting a general for your wisdomsWhat a fucking pussy
>>7067616Probably not likely. When I got mine out, all I did after surgery was be really insistent on asking when I can get the fuck out of there, and eventually walked out to where my brother was giving me a ride.
>>7067660For shit sakes, man.That's probably it.
>>7067596A crab is crawling along a broken pipeline at the floor of what I imagine is a relatively deep body of water, which means that the water pressure outside the pipe is greater than the pressure inside, therefore, the crab got sucked/pushed into the pipe with great force, crushing it into bitsAs far as I can tell.
>>7067684>>7067654>your waifu's pressure differential will never suck you into a hole smaller than your body
>I don't understand why I need to be fitted for panties>We don't normally even wear clothes
>>7067684I'm never going to understand those creatures...
>>7067707>implying Rarity's hole is smaller than my body
>>7067616I was a little worried myself after someone else posted a story about having done so, since I had mine done at the height of my pony craziness, but nothing really happened, apart from a really strong urge to get the fuck out of there as soon as it was done.
>>7067714I don't think he knew that it was going to happen
>>7067458It's not that bad.Just don't be stupid.
Wait.What's the maximum file size 4chan will upload?
>>70677343 MB on this board
>>7067734About 3mb, from memory.
>>7067734>Supported file types are: GIF, JPG, PNG>Maximum file size allowed is 3072 KB.>Images greater than 250x250 pixels will be thumbnailed.It'sIt's right under the post form
>>7067730>tfw stupid and bad at video gamess-stupid dark soulsit's not like I wanted to play you anyway
>>70677342 GB if you have a Gold account, otherwise 3MB.
>>7067708>why did you make me get them if you were just going to tear them off as soon as we got home?
LKDark souls stram when?
>>7067743>>7067745>>7067754Thanks.>>7067750I honestly forgot that was there.I've been using quick reply for so long.
>>7067767how far in is he?
>>7067714Wow, I wonder why he pulled his arm off?I guess he felt pretty krabby.
guysI'm going to ponysleeptell me a ponybedtime storyponypls
>>7067778You're terrible, Pinkie.
>>7067776Last time I watched he was in Anor Londo getting raped by the two silver knight archers
>>7067782once upon a time there was a ponythen pony decided to pony ponythat pony is no more
>>7067776Anor londo last time I watched
>>7067782>not calling us ponyguysNo ponybedtime story for ponyyou
>>7067782Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle...
>>7067790I'm past them now, though I didn't try the boss yet. It's funny, I was able to get past the archers almost as soon as I stopped streaming last time.
>>7067796>have to be a member to view mature contentFUCKING DEVIANTART
>>7067788HOW ABOUT YOU TRY ONE YOU NIGGER
>>7067776Is it really that bad? Might as well quit while I'm ahead.
>>7067808>The bossPrepare your anus and bring loads of lube, for your rectum will be absolutely annihilated
>>7067684>>7067654Wow, and I thought they were stupid but atleast careful.
>>7067816Blighttown is just annoying as shit with the mosquitos and constant 2 fps, not actually hard
>>7067814I'm too cool for jokes, Pinkie.
>>7067816Blighttown isn't bad once you get the hang of it. It's fairly easy actually.
>>7067814Shes just krabbing at straws
>>7067825How is a crab supposed to know about such intense unnatural pressure?
>>7067833I've rested at the Undead Burg bonfire about 48 times, trying to defeat the black knight.Is it still "easy"?
You ever wake up during your tree nap and just think "whoa, pets"
>>7067875>Trying to kill the black knight early gameThat's the problem manhe WILL destroy youjust ignore it until later
>>7067875>black knightWell there's your problem. Until you can reliably parry, or get in backstabs, they're annoying as shit.
>>7067832Sorry, what was that? All I heard was, "I'm so NOT cool and NOT awesome to tell any RAINBOW jokes because DASH I RAINBOW DASH DASH RAINBOW."
>>7067876>sleeping in a treeI totally would if I wouldn't fall and break my spine.
>>7067897You've never slept in a really big tree before?
>>7067909No, I haven't.I've climbed a tree fifty, sixty feet high. That was fun.
LKpls stram dark soulsi want to see you fight Smough and Ornstein
>>7067923>fifty, sixty feet highYeah that's REAL high, anon. Try flying
>>7067808LK, if you don't mind answering this one, is the stuff in the Tumblr background nonsense?I'm having a good bit of trouble making sense of it despite it LOOKING like there's words there. Am I wasting my efforts, or should I keep working at it?
>>7067928He's away on steam, man.
>>7067928>tfw can't be eligible for bro-opimminent tears
>>7067940Shut the fuck up Dash.I love flying.
>>7067928Wanna take bets on how many tries it'll take him?
>>7067928If you guys want, sure.>>7067943It's not nonsense. I promise.>>7067948I'm always away on Steam, since it doesn't seem to auto-away and I feel bad when people message me while I'm asleep or at work.
>>7067940Anyone else love that the lower half of the window was see throughWatching her legs kick around as she talked and stuff was cute
>>7067965No, AJ.No more questions.Go ask Twilight.
>>7067965What is it now, AJ?
I'll do a request I suppose
>>7067978It's just Dash being adorable again.
What did you think of last ep's song?
>>7067973>It's not nonsense. I promise.All I needed. Thanks.
>>7067992I hate that artist so much
>>7067990Applebloom leading around an embarrassed Scootaloo who is ewaring a saddle and bridle
>>7067990Anon cradling Fluttershy in his arms.
>>7067982>Applejack forgets what she was going to ask on the way there
>>7067996You mean that two-second song by Spike?10/10 it's alright I guess
>>7067965Is it about apples, AJ?
>>7067990Cream PuffGiant dick
>>7067998What? What's wrong with it?I think it looks cute.
>>7067990Applejack setting fire to a pile of pears, peaches and oranges.
>>7067990Scoot trying to wing-five DashDashs larger wing/strength bowls her over
>>7067990Futa!Leopony in her fursuit banging ScorpoioponyScorpio has a dildo on her tail and she's fucking Leo with it
>>7068024But that wouldn't work at allThey're mostly waterDumb hick
>>7068036>futa Request disregarded immediately.
>>7068038She doused them in moonshine.
>>7067989>How come some ponies don't have apple farms. How do they make bits?
>>7068042>implying you're the one who's taking the request
>>7068042Alright, Leopony and Scorpiopony cuddling nonsexually
>>7068038>>7068045Is Applejack less intelligent without her hat on?
>>7068053They sell their bodies to willing stallions
>>7068045But alcohol burns so cool that it wouldn't even dry it enough for it to burn eitherAt most she'd lightly stew themDumb hick
>>7068061>the hat is the real element bearer
>>7067999Mic, as usual?
>>7068068No wonder it never leaves her.
>>7068069If you want to.
>>7068060This I can get behind.
>>7068061Applejack is just a shell. The robot is the real brains.I am going to leave that typo in because it illustrates my line of thought. The hat is a robot.
>>7068082How did you come from "hat" to "robot"
>>7068053Excellent question.There are other fruits besides apples that you can harvest, miss jack.Even vegetables can be mass produced.Just because your family only deals with apple farming does not mean that you are the only farmer in Equestria.
Bored Drawfag here. Saw something about Rarity dress Dredd. Whatever I don't know. Have this. Trying to be better at art in general. Used reference, tried breaking down to simple shapes and all that jizz.
>>70681022 questions:Do you have tumblr/Da/somethingWill you take actual requests
>>7068102I really like it.Rarity looks good in a judge helmet
>>7068102Not badBut it doesn't have any dicks4/10Best I can do
quick, I need a picture of a pony with an open mouthvisible tongue preferred but not required
>>7068114I am a bored drawfag, I will always take requests. Anything to make me better.
>>7068133Human pony in swimsuitsFuta bulge optional but encouraged
>>7068133Excellent, you are a good guy
>>7068084Because I was thinking of hat-robots at the time, I was imagining Applejack's hat as an evil, mind-controlling, sentient robot.
>>7068148thank you kindly
Also, had a DA. No more. Tumblr? Not worth looking at.
>>7068144>FutaI doubt he's ready to just dive straight into gay porn.
>>7068144>futamah niggathe bigger the better? and equine is best?
Alrighty then. Dark Souls stram, for anyone interested.http://www.livestream.com/lksgamesandshit
>>7068167Ahem. Didn't I just get through saying I'll draw anything? ANYTHING?
>>7068161i would lyracuddle her
>>7068167>Futa>GayBy that logic anal with a girl is gay too
>tfw no squirting, winking, tight mare gf
>>7068176draw >>7068036once you finish drawing >>7068144 + >>7068169
>>7068176Draw me the most detailed penis you can draw
>>7068176Sounds like you just want to draw dicks to me.
>>7068144I'll try but don't expect Doxxy qualtiy shit. My peen not strong enough.
>>7068198Best drawfag or best drawfag?
>>7068185I honestly don't know if I'm just being fucked with or if you guys are just so deep in denial you can't form a logical thought anymore.
>>7068197He needs to draw a very large horsecock being handled by fairly small hands
>>7068187>tfw no puffy, bloated marelips to milk your shaft
>>7068185>Giving a shit if it's gay or not
>>7068206He should take up a name.
I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty.
>>7068198Dicks. Peens. Long Johns. Shlongs. Logs. Legs. Anything.
Bored drawfag will now go to bed. Need to think about futa futa futa. And need to draw peens. Ponies and Human peeners. Fags.
>>7068187>tfw no cute quiet yellow mare gf that loves cuddling
>>7068247please don't draw that
>>7068247Sleep tight and dream of heaving horsecocks!
>>7068250>>7068233>>7068229>>7068212>>7068187>tfw no all of the above in one juicy package
>>7068247>another artist going to draw nothing but dicks in the futureTake up a name.
>>7068250>no oversized stallion who just wants a warm body to wrap himself around
>>7068256>heaving horsecocksAre they spasming and hurling forth thick gouts of milky spunk, vomiting cum gallons at a time for several long minutes?
Optimally which pony would you like to be while you kissu Rainbow Dash
What if you like futa and accept that it's not straight to like them
>>7068247pls anonHorsecocks on human pones in tight outfitsAnon pls
>>7068270>you will never wrap yourself around Mac's cock as he wraps his legs around you and dozes off
>>7068266Well not really. Like I said I just want to get better is all. I can draw something else. I mean I did that fucking Sweetie Belle Chomper
>>7068065This is no ordinary moonshine. This is the hillbilliest moonshine you've ever seen.Think liquid thermite.
>>7065985I want to give a busty girl a shoulder massage.
>>7068282It's not straightBut it;s not gay either
>>7067616not that likely, IIRC they give you propofol for wisdom teeth, so you'll be out and wake up perfectly clear in 20 minutes
>>7068282Congrats on being a fag.Don't be annoying about it like a lot of the assholes here.
>>7068292Ethanol is ethanol is ethanol
>>7068185>Anal with girl>No other dicks involved>Any kind of sex with futa>Dicks other than your own involvedI think you see where I'm going.
>>7068297What if your massage got her so relaxed she started belching uncontrollably?
>>7068272that's a highly unattractive mental image
>>7068315>He doesn't like big, juicy horsedongsYou gay, son?
>>7068318What the fuck man
>>7068314It's not ethanol
>>7068318That's what happens when you relax does it?
>>7068318Well if she apologizes I won't have a problem.
>>7068324I only like them on anthro or humans
>mfw mlpg is chill tonight and is also talking about futa
>>7068328ok what if instead of that she got so relaxed that she fell back in to you, while wrapping your arms around her ample chest
>>7068324This joke is getting really old.
>>7068328To think this is one of the less reprehensible routes he could've taken...
>>7068315>girl with strap-on>it's technically still straightMy point is that futa is between gay and straight. It's not completely gay but nor is it straight.
>>7068351Fluttershy is a very pretty Rainbow Dash
I need 100 black coffins for 100 dead men
>>7068350Yeah. I mean she's not squirting piss at an alarming rate or anything.
>>7068367If the number of dicks involved in sexual intercourse between 2 people is >1, it's gay.
>>7068371Realistically they are probably both great friends even if Dash doesn't understand why
>>7068370what the fuck do you call these floppy things
>>7068387Now that's just untrue.
>>7068393Legs you boor.
>>7068388Of course they are. Dash went to a butterfly migration just to be nice to Fluttershy.
>>7068394Saged.Filtered.Called the cops.Reported the thread.Reported you.
>>7068404I love that picture so muchYou don't even know
>>7068387>all lesbians are straight.
>>7068370We'd specified this was a busty girl. Why would you give a shoulder massage to a crotchy mare?
How come y'all don't talk about me that often
>that feel when your erotic pony roleplay partner cums in the middle of your session
>>7068340I want to give Pipto a shoulder massage.
>>7068432because you're a silly pony and this is a serious thread for serious discussion
>>7068432Uh, who are you?
>>7068432Because I like to go fast.And this pony likes to go fast.Therefore I talk about fast pony.
>>7068432Put on a name and circlejerk
>>7068432Your booty is not nearly tooty enough.
>>7068388Those 2 are sisses 4 life.
>>7068493>Sissies for life
>>7068434>not just using it as lube and continuing despite their objections
>>7068493Man I want to give Fluttershy a nice, long snugglehug. Maybe even let her nap in my arms for a while.
>>7068493That Dash/Fluttershy dynamic Why do I love it so much
There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses - Ezekiel 23:20Exodus 22:19Anyone who has sexual relations with an animal must be put to death.Leviticus 18:23Do not have sexual relations with an animal and defile yourself with it. A woman must not present herself to an animal to have sexual relations with it; that is a perversion.Deuteronomy 27:21“Cursed is the man who has sexual relations with any animal.” Then all the people shall say, “Amen!”If there is a man who lies with an animal, he shall surely be put to death; you shall also kill the animal. If there is a woman who approaches any animal to mate with it, you shall kill the woman and the animal; they shall surely be put to death. Their bloodguiltiness is upon them. (Leviticus 20:15-16)
>>7068434It's been years since I've RP'd, but that's just bad form.You're supposed to edge for the duration and then cum to the logs.
>>7068507>implying the feel of making someone climax from reading your words isn't an incredible feel you want to experience over and over
>>7068434>telling someone online you just nutted in the middle of a conversationwhat a mood killer
>>7068520>bloodguiltinessNow there's a five dollar word.
>>7068472>aj saying cute nicknames for penis2cute.
>>7068520But I will not and never will have sexual relations with an animal.I just want to cuddle pone.
>>7068517Because they complement eachother, just like the other two race pairs of the mane 6: Twilight is the bookish nerd to Rarity's popular and vain socialite and Applejack is the hard-working pillar of the community to Pinkie's playful, care-free jokester
>>7068549What a cuddle slut.
>>7068564Eh, kind of ruins the episode's joke.
>>7068531She could rest against my chest and I could pull a nice cozy blanket up over the two of us, smiling as she softly nuzzled into me and got nice and comfortable.
>>7068471I imagine it to be pretty tooty. She's pretty boisterous after all.
>>7068583That sounds cozy as fuck. I am now realizing how tired I am.
>>7068549>he doesn't want have sexual relations with an animal
>>7068597And she eats nothing but applesShe could pop off some coughers.
>Rainbow Dash approaches you cautiously>"T-this is kind of like a normal thing for you humans right?">You remain motionless as Dash walks slowly to you, head down, eyes up>"Hey it's not like I don't want to try this to, just give me a little encouragement"
>>7068603Cuddling a Fluttertaur would be even better. All that ponebelly to hold close as she grips you with all four legs and holds your head close to her body with her hands...
>>7068607Now why would two background ponies be trying to sex me?
>>7068626What's going on?
>>7068626Cyanhorse loves to lick salt the most
>>7068520But what if the animals can do human poses?
>>7068636Because ponies love having non-consensual sex
>>7068626Ease her into it, don't pressure her or she'll get spooked
>>7068626>touch fluffy tail
>>7068642>"Well alright, this seems simple enough" she says stretching her heck out and down onto your exposed member>looking up to you from between your legs she smiles and mouths "what now?"
>>7068690when did this happenwhy am i exposedi didn't want thiswhat is going on
>>7068690you know what to do
>>7068690Lick this until salt comes out
>>7068699>that pictureI lol'd heartily.
>>7067418I SURVIVEDSOON I CAN INTO PRAISING THE SUN
>>7068709>With maybe a little too much enthusiasm Dash begins sucking>Not being a pony to back down from a challenge, she tries her hardest to finish the job quickly>Unable to contain yourself you release mid suckling as you're toward the back of her throat>With surprised eyes she looks back up at you as you plant your seed down her throat>"well that was a blast!" she says reeling back in laughter>"C'mon slowpoke let's just got to bed.
What's the size of 4chan's thumbnails
Your favorite musician/band is now sitting in your bedroom in pony form.What do?
>>7068779>Funny name, Elton.
>>7068779>"John, I think we've become some kind of ponies John.">"Yes, I believe we have Paul.">"I like the colors of you manes.">"Piss off Ringo."
>>7068766she always tries her best
Dicks in 3.. 2.. 1...
>>7068835Not now, not like this.
>>7068774I think 100x100?
>>7068774Salty milk and coins.
>>7068862Usually phallic objects are inside Rarity, not the other way around!Nailed it.
>>7068855how'd I do?
>>7068893You have an awful sense of humor.
>>7068902NOT ENOUGH DICSK!Pretty good.
>>7068909I wish I could get arouses to pony teats
>>7068909my balls thank you for this link
Alright well it seems a stram of Dredd turned in to movie night or something.Up next is Paranorman, if anyone is interested.http://www.livestream.com/kainsvidyaStartin in a minute or two.
>>7068862Is she trying to launch herself out of the cannon by power-pissing?
>>7068846>>7068869>>7068874Thanks.>>7068866You're a cunt.
>>7068921>Implying you can't
>>7068909I want to milk a pony while a pony milks my penis
>>7068961>le retarded /b/read shitpost face
>>7068916just for you
>>7068902fuck off cropfaggotit i shit, it lacks you shitty oc
oh god its so cold why didnt i pay the heat this month fuck
>>7068975Pinkanon? Is that you?
>>7068961That blank stare... it almost makes me jizz my pants...
>>7068966I came.Everywhere.Your bed? I came there.Your car? I fuckin' came there.Your mother's cunt? I. Came. There.
>>7068975google reveals that you merely took this image from elsewhereWhy would you post this?Do you think this is your personal image board?
>>7068953>you will never sit next to your pony waifu, both of you moaning as the milking machines pumping your cock and her teats hum and suckle away
>>7068902Pretty bad and it was already colored by Dooks.